The Chicago MaroonVolume 94, No. 31 The University of Chicago Tuesday, February 5, 1985SG investigative committee votes against impeachementSzesny resigns over decisionBy Larry KavanaghA committee investigatingthe theft of 70 to 95 dollarsfrom student governmentfunds submitted a reportThursday night concludingthat Chris Hill, president ofStudent Government, handl¬ed the affair negligently andinappropriately, but had com¬mitted no crime warranting atrial of Impeachment andCensure.Jim Geoly, a member of theFinance committee, im¬mediately called for anamendment to the report,mandating a trial of Hill. Inan impassioned speech to theassembly, Geoly reasonedthat since the committee found some misconduct, theentire assembly shoulddecide the degree ofnegligence.At the request of Financecommittee chairman, RickSzesny, Hill relinquished con¬trol of the meeting to StudentRepresentative, Scott Dur-chslag. Pro-impeachmentforces, spearheaded by someFinance committeemembers, objected to thischoice. In a compromise, Ur¬ban Larson assumed the posi¬tion of chairman.After a lengthy struggleover procedure and timelimitations on speaking, JoeBarnosky defended President Hill, and called any impeach¬ment proceedings, “a gameand a witch-hunt.” He askedthe assembly to throw the en¬tire matter out. Hill’s op¬ponents countered witharguments centering aroundthe responsibility of theassembly to thoroughly in¬vestigate the theft of funds.Only at a trial of impeach¬ment, they added, could allthe facts of the theft bebrought to light.As the vote was being takenon the amendment, Szesny,apparently sensing itsfailure, handed his resigna¬tion to acting-Chairman Lar¬son and left the meeting. The assembly proceeded to adoptthe original report of the in¬vestigative committee.Christina Gomez, treasurerof Student Government and amember of the Finance com¬mittee, also left the building afew minutes later. On herway out, Gomez told areporter for the Maroon that,in her estimation, themeeting was over. Althoughseveral student groups werepresent at the meeting to ap¬peal Finance committeeallocation of funding, sheclaimed. ‘‘Rick (Szesny) tookall the material on the budgetwith him. There will be no ap¬peals tonight.” Appeals, however, wereheard by the Student Govern¬ment. At times struggling toremember precise amountsof money and generalarguments defining the com¬mittee’s position, informationthat was contained in thedocuments Szesny took withhim, the three remainingmembers of the Finance com¬mittee defended their alloca¬tion of funds to the RomanceLanguage Literary Reviewand to WHPK. While theformer was unsuccessful,WHPK won their appeal by asingle vote.The meeting adjournedwith no new business propos¬ed.U of C physicist John Simpson, shown here in his lab, hasdeveloped a comet dust analyzer for use of Russianprobes studying Halley’s Comet.WHPK gets its remote U of C joins USSR in outer spaceBy Helen MarkeyWHPK radio station wasgranted a reallocation of theirgrant from the Student Gov¬ernment (SG) at the meetingon Thursday. The originalgrant specified that a portionof the $2464 grant was to bespent on a $736 record clean¬ing machine. WHPK ap¬pealed this provision, to be al¬lowed instead to spend thatportion of the grant for new'remote line equipment. Thecost of the equipment, whichis necessary in order to dolive broadcasts, was $1470.The Student Governmentspent much of Thursday nightdealing with other businessbefore they eventually gotaround to the appeals to theFinance Committee. By thetime they had reached the‘‘real” business of the eve¬ning, it was 11:30.WHPK radio station,which is funded on a regularbasis by the Student Govern¬ment. had requested thegrant of $2464 to replace andrepair various pieces ofequipment, including repairsto the monitoring room, a sec¬ond cassette deck, splittephones, and other “smallthings”. Station Manager JeffBrill cited that while the stateof the records was badenough that a record cleaningmachine was a w orthy invest¬ment, the speakers weremore important. Brill com¬mented, “Basically, our en¬tire news and sports center iscentered around that equip¬ment...If we don’t get (theequipment) there isn’t goingto be any more sports onWHPK.” Sports had originally beenbroadcast with equipment be¬longing to several engineerswho recently stopped workingfor WHPK. The only other re¬mote equipment owned by thestation, dated from the fifties,has since fallen apart. Thecost of a new one is “mini¬mal” Brill cites.Members of the FinanceCommittee, considering otherpossible sources of funds,asked Brill about corporatesponsorhip. This is not feasi¬ble because W’HPK is a not-for-profit station. The Athlet¬ic Department, furthermore,pays the phone bills forbroadcasting live games.Last quarter, broadcastingfootball games alone cost$600.The SGFC’s reluctance toreallocate funds was basedupon their shortage of money,and their concern over pre¬serving the record collectionSome of the albums, mostlythe classical collection, is inbad shape. Brill agreed that arecord cleaning machine wasneeded, but added that thespeaker is definitely theirnumber one priority.The SGFC also questionedthe listernership of livebroadcasts. Beyond sports,WHPK has been active inbroadcasting lectu 'es, de¬bates and roundtables liveBrill stated that these losetheir interest when heard asmuch as a week later, if theywere just simply taped andtransferred onto reel-to-reel.This alternative to live tapingappears to take much longer.One SGFC member wanted toknow' “who’s listening” tocontinued on page three By Terry TrojanekForget about the MaroonExpress, the Russians aregiving the U of C a ride to Hal¬ley’s Comet. Comet dust ana¬lyzers, invented by physicistJohn Simpson, the ArthurHolly Compton DistinguishedService Professor in the De¬partment of Physics, areaboard the Soviet Union's twoVega spacecraft scheduled toinspect Hallev’s Comet inMarch 1986.The concept for the instru¬ments was first developed inthe spring of 1983. After de¬scribing how the conceptcould be used to examine Hal¬ley’s Comet at a scientificmeeting in Holland in Sep¬tember of 1983. Simpson re¬ceived an invitation from theSpace Research Institute ofthe U.S.S.R. Academy ofSciences to build detectors forthe Vega probes.According to Simpson.“This opportunity seemedBy Max RheeThis Saturday will markthe end of a bitter struggle inbringing to fruition the Stu¬dent Government sponsored“Video Dance.”The controversy surroundsa decision by the administra¬tion to order that theorganizers of the dance movethe date of the dance becauseof an anticipated conflict withWoodward Court’s 25th an¬niversary.0 For video dance detailssee page 3Ralph Hamilton, assistantdean of students in theUniversity, reportedly toldthe Activities Committee, thedance organizers, that theyshould reschedule their dancesince Woodward Court's an¬niversary had already beenon the calendar long beforethe Video Dance.The Activities Committeeresisted the order. They citeda variety of reasons, amongthem that it was a little latefor them to change the date.The order for the reschedul¬ing came on January 17. Butformal approval by theFinance Committee for theuance had already come onJanuary 14. Even before this important not only for its sci¬entific value, but also as a de¬monstration of the coopera¬tive. peaceful spaceexploration which can beachieved between our twocountries.”The Reagan administra¬tion. the State Department,the Department of Defense,and NASA all gave their ap¬proval for the mission, andwith funding secured fromNASA, technical negotiationswere carried out betweenSimpson and the Soviet SpaceResearch Institute.“We believe this Universityof Chicago-Soviet space colla¬boration is also exceptional inthe degree to which I was ableto control our experiment andin the level of cooperation be¬tween technical staffs of thetwo laboratories,” Simpsonsaid.“We really had to make anextraordinary effort to buildthese instruments.”date, the dance had been ap¬proved for this coming Satur¬day as acceptable, specifical¬ly by Irene Conley of the Stu¬dent Activities Office, and theDean of Students office. Bythe time the reschedulingorder reached the organizers,preparations and reserva¬tions had already been in¬stituted.A member of the ActivitiesCommittee pointed out thatthey had already changed thedate around a couple timesbefore. They first moved thedate to avoid conflict with thispasi ”• "id’s comedy show The other instruments onthe probes were being deliv¬ered at about the same timeSimpson received the Soviet’sinvitation, and had been cho¬sen three years earlier.“We worked on an astonish¬ingly short time scale for aspace mission ”The dust analyzers mea¬sure the mass and intensity ofa comet's dust particles.They are more sensitive thanprevious instruments and canmeasure dust intensities 1000times higher than before yetstill be sensitive to dust assmall as one-tenth of a tril-lionth of a gram. The Vegaprobes launched on De¬cember 15th. 1984 and De¬cember 21. 1984 will be thefirst to reach Halley’s Comet.Findings from the first probewill be used to determine thedangers of closer approachesby the second Vega craft aswell as European SpaceAgency and Japaneseprobes.continued on page threein Mandel Hall, and then toavoid running up againstKuviasungnerk.The Activities Committeeargued that even with thenumber of people expected atthe Woodward Court function500), there still remained asignificant number ofstudents around for thedance. They also argued onprinciple that the administra¬tion should not interfere w ithstudent activities and func¬tions. As a result, therescheduling order wasrescindedINSIDE81213 Woodward Court turns 25Men's basketball is suddenly back in the raceIM Wire with complete basketball tound-upVideo dance overcomes schedule hassles2^*The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 5, 1985KUVIASUNGNERKIIIAnnounces An Art ContestFor College StudentsWorks Of Art May Be In Any MediumExpressing A “Winter” Theme$ $ CASH PRIZES $ $Entries Due No Later ThanFRIDAY, FEBRUARY 15,2:00 P.M.HARPER 264Winners will be announcedSUNDAY, February 17,11:30 a.m.at the PAJAMA BRUNCH, Ida Noyes HallArt Works Will Be ExhibitedHarper College Center KUVIASUNGNERK IIHKUVIASUNGNERK IIHKUVIASUNGNERKIIPKUVIASUNGNERK IIPKUVIASUNGNERK IIIKUVIASUNGNERK IIIAnnounces A Literary ContestENTRIES MAY BEPOEMS, ESSAYS, OR SHORTSTORIES ON A “WINTER” THEME.Entries will be judged for their creativityCONTEST OPEN TO ALLCOLLEGE STUDENTSEntries due not later thanFRIDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 2:00HARPER 264Winners will be announcedSunday, February 17,11:30 a.m.at the PAJAMA BRUNCH, Ida Noyes HallCASH PRIZES!KUVIASUNGNERK III• KUVIASUNGNERK III• KUVIASUNGNERK III• KUVIASUNGNERK IIHKUVIASUNGNERK IIISEMESTER IN SPAINNot just for Spanish majors only, but for everyone: beginners, “in between'students, and advanced. 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In hishandwritten resignation, he declaredthat he was unable to enforce rules offiscal responsibility upon other studentorganizations, while Student Govern¬ment exempts itself from such rules.This statement seemed to be in re¬sponse to the assembly’s adoption ofthe report by an investigative commit¬tee finding President Chris Hill’s han¬dling of missing Student Governmentfunds negligent, but not warranting im¬peachment proceedings. Szesny hand¬ed his resignation to Urban Larson.acting-Chairman of the meeting, andwalked out.In his letter of resignation, Szesnystated that “the report of the Commit¬tee...has said to the students on thiscampus that the SG is special and neednot abide by the rules, regulations andprinciples we agreed to abide by.’’ Hewent on to say “As chair of the commit¬tee responsible for enforcing theserules...I believe that I can no longer en¬force these principles effectively. Be¬cause of this, I hereby resign...” Hill, in an interview with theMaroon, commented, “It is clear thatwhat he (Szesny) did constitutes a res¬ignation.” He continued to say thatwhile it is assembly policy to vote onaccepting a resignation, he can findnothing in their constitution or in Rob¬ert’s Rules of Order requiring this.Technically, this means that Szesny,who had chaired the Finance commit¬tee for the last three years, is no longera member of Student Government.Student Government member LisaMontgomery said she will be replacingSzesny as chair of the Finance Com¬mittee for the remainder of the term ofoffice. She said she hopes to “run an ef¬fective and smooth committee” butdoes not foresee any major change inthe committee’s policy.However, if rumors are correct,Szesny may try to regain his chairman¬ship. An avenue still remains open forthis. The assembly must appoint a tem¬porary chairperson and Szesny couldbe that appointee.When asked if the pursuit of im¬peachment charges was, in truth, apower struggle between Szesny andhimself, Hill responded. “Absolutely. Imade it clear that the Finance commit¬tee had too much power and that I was going to try and change this. The at¬tempt to impeach me was a counter-at¬tack on their part.”Rick SzesnyAlthough he has not worked out thedetails of his plans for changes in theFinance committee. Hill said thesewould center around the appealsprocess. Presently, student groupsmust have the approval of two-thirds ofthe assembly to overturn a Financecommittee decision. However, theseven members of the committee aftermathalways vote against the appeals. Thismeans that for an appeal to pass, near¬ly all the other members of the asse¬mbly must vote for it. Reducing thetwo-thirds approval is one option Hill iscontemplating.Although he was criticized in the re¬port of the investigative committee.Hill expressed satisfaction with its con¬clusion. “I know I didn’t handle thingsbrilliantly, but impeachment is ridicu¬lous.”He said he regretted the amount oftime and energy wasted on the ques¬tion of impeachment, but placed theblame for this squarely on theshoulders of his opposition: “Szesnyblew this whole thing out of propor¬tion.”Regardless of where the blame maylie, representatives of WHPK can tes¬tify to its effects. The group waitedthree hours before they could addressthe assembly on a financial matter.Even some council members ques¬tioned the wisdom of postponing stu¬dent business. Hill concurred, sayingthat “it’s a shame” they had to wait.“The in-fighting should never havehappened.” He believes, though, thatthe issue of the missing funds is. atleast, dead.Fee fund meetingThe Student Representation Com¬mittee of Student Government is hold¬ing an All-College Nominating Conven¬tion in Social Sciences 122 on February7 at 4 p.m. All students in the Collegeare invited to bring their ideas on thetype of governing body that they wantto allocate the portion of the StudentActivities Fee that is returned to theCollege.Scott Durchslag Videos, Leon’s in Bartlett Gym SaturdayBy Max J. RheeA dance sponsored by Student Gov¬ernment (SG) will be held this Satur¬day, February 9, in Bartlett Gym.this free dance will feature an elabo¬rate sound system highlighted by twovery large video screens. The discjockey is Shelly who also provided themusic for last year’s highly acclaimedLascivious Costume Ball.Beginning at 9:30 p.m., the night’sfestivities explode on the floor of Bart¬lett Gym with the thunderous poundingof happy feet. From there revelers canspill out to the adjoining rooms where,when the need for other diversions in-4XyGV*C MORRY’S DELIHUTCH COMMONSr $2.99COMPLETE LUNCH SPECIALS!LUNCH SPECIALS. . From our Char-GrillTHE HOUSE SPECIAL!Vi lb. jumbo steakburger,French fries, & salad FREE 10 OZ.. PEPSI $2.99 THE BEST BUYON CAMPUSMORRY’S SPECIAL!Char-broiled boneless chickenbreast on sesame seed bun, frenchfries, and salad FREE 10 OZ.PEPSI $2.99 A COMPLETEMEALAT A GREATPRICETHE BIGGEST RED HOT YOU'VE EVEREATEN!V2 jumbo char-broiledkosher hot dog topped withall the trimmings and servedwith french fries and salad FREE10 OZ.PEPSI $2.99 iA COMPLETEMEALAT A GREATPRICEA TASTE FROM THE ORIENT!Char-broiled chicken Teriaki servedwith rice, vegetable, and salad . 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Feige sees the purpose of this dance as ‘‘simply (away) to improve the pathetic social lifehere at the University of Chicago.”Feige has high hopes for the dance.He added that despite all the talk sur¬rounding the event, the deciding factorwill be how well all the pieces work to¬gether. “We’ve worked hard on it,”says Feige, “it’s a good investment.”the Activities Committee are thepeople who also brought to you the La¬scivious Costume Ball, Autumn-nerkand Kuviasungnerk.Security will be strict in keeping theundesirables out ire: Labbies), sobring your UCID.Advertising includes posters, flyersand the usual full-spread in theMaroon.WHPKcontinued from page 1live broadcasts of games, due to low at¬tendance at the actual games in thepast. Brill estimated that “at least sev¬eral hundred people listen.” Thereseemed to be a general feeling amongmembers of the Student Governmentthat the games are important. Of lis-tenership. Brill added that with theirrecent increased wattage, they will de¬finitely be receiving more listeners andproviding more of a community ser¬vice than ever.The motion was passed 14 in favor,and six opposed to reallocate the S736dollars towards the speakers. WHPKmembers gave free rein to their reliefwith the passage of the bill with cheers. after four hours of waiting. The pur¬chase of the record cleaning machinewill be postponed until next fall, whenmore money will be available to theStudent Government. One member re¬minded those present that WHPK re¬ceives other large grants on a quarter¬ly basis just to maintain and broadcaston a regular basis. Last quarter WHPKreceived $1646 from Student Govern¬ment for maintenance of the station.WHPK will increase their wattage to100 watts at the end of May. The stationfeatures all kind of music, and publicaffairs shows, such as “South SideForum” so their listenership extendsbeyond the University. With increasedwattage, they may be heard as muchas other commercial radio stations.USSRcontinued from page 1The instruments are the only com¬pletely U.S. built experiments going toHalley's Comet and are thought to bethe first U.S. built experiments on a So¬viet spacecraft.First are common with Simpson ashe has sent experiments on the firstmissions to Mercury, Jupiter, and Sa¬turn. Yet after several dozen spacemissions Simpson retains his enthusi¬asm.“These space experiments alwaysmake me nervous,” he said. “So manyman-years of effort are put in by peo¬ple who really go to the limit for you.They work like that because they be¬lieve in what they’re doing. After allthat effort, the mission had better besuccessful.”The instruments will study the emis¬sion of primordial dust at the head ofthe comet. Simpson's laboratory hasalready received the computer tapes ofthe instruments’ performance on thelaunch pad of the Baikonur cosmo¬drome in Soviet Central Asia. Findingswhich he shall regularly receive as the probes head towards the comet will beavailable to the international scientificcommunity.The incorporation of the instrumentswas facilitated by the Central Re¬search Institute of Hungary and theMax Plank Institute in Lindau. WestGermany by sharing their experiencewith the Vega craft as well as provid¬ing data channels for the information.A key role was also played by Dr. L.V.Ksanfomalitv. who is in charge of theexperiment in the USSR and is a co-in¬vestigator with Academician Sagdeev.Assisting Dr. Simpson at the Universi¬ty were Dr. A.J. Tuzzolino and Engi¬neer Murry Perkins.Simpson and his associates havebeen examining the solar system formore than twenty years. Their workstretches from Pioneer II to Pioneers10 and 11. Simpson is also leading jointCanadian Western European researchteams in the construction of a solar andcosmic-charged particle detector for aspacecraft known as “Solar Polar”,thp first spacecraft that will leave theplane of the solar system and fly overthe top of the sun.4 tettersi4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. February 5, 1985University Facilities Lacking For Problem StudentsBy Kim ShivelyAs most University students haveprobably already realized, the socialatmosphere on campus and in HydePark leaves much to be desired. But anunfortunate group has realized and hashad to deal with the extremely poor, al¬most non-existent campus facility forstudents with serious behavioral prob¬lems.The problems I refer to are thosethat are particularly prevalent amongcollege-age people (18-25 years old).These problems include alcoholism,drug abuse, eating disorders, and anyother of a variety of self-destructivebehaviors. Each of these “diseases” isdangerous, potentially fatal, and extre¬mely difficult to overcome. And thisUniversity offers the barest minimumof assistance to students with anyserious disorder.Sure, the Student Mental Health Clin¬ic is available to anyone, but the clinicis an under-staffed, crowded facilitywith a discouragingly extensive wait¬ing list for appointments. What’sworse, they only treat clients on a re¬ferral basis, and they offer no formalgroups or programs of any kind for stu¬dents. So essentially, when StudentMental Health “diagnoses” a problem(which a student could easily do on hisown), they send the case off some¬where and wash their hands of thew'hole “mess”.Fortunately, an AA chapter doesexist on campus, but this is an indepen¬dent organization and receives no aidor support from the University itself.Drug abusers have nothing in the wayof help on campus, aside from possiblehospitalization at Billings. Yet, this is adrastic, costly measure that most stu¬dents with expensive, desperate habitsare not willing to submit to (Symptomsof disorders like alcoholism and drugabuse do not disappear as soon astreatment begins. Usually, the abusecontinues well into therapy and maynot disappear for years). Women with eating disorders such asanorexia or bulimia — 95 percent-98percent of all eating-disorder victimsare women — again have no Universityprograms and only informal localgroups to turn to for help. It is estimat¬ed that 15-35 percent of all universitywomen exhibit symptoms of eating dis¬orders, and at a university as high-pressured as this one, the percentagesare probably even higher. Yet, StudentMental Health refers these anorexicsand bulimics to either Michael ReeseHospital for individual consultation orto as far away as Northwestern Uni¬versity for formal group help. The Uni¬versity of Chicago chooses to bury itshead in the sand to these rather com¬mon, but nevertheless serious prob¬lems that afflict many university stu¬dents.The most appalling example of theUniversity’s neglect is the attitude theadministration holds towards studentswith the most severe psychologicalproblems. Those students who exhibitserious suicidal tendencies or have, in faci, made suicide attempts are lockedinto the W-3 inpatient psychiatric wardin Billings Hospital. True, these admit¬tances are usually voluntary, but thealternative to hospitalization is to re¬ceive no help at all. For a person who isdesperately unhappy and is frantic forhelp (suicide attempts are almostalways a cry for help), this “abandon¬ment” can be horrifying.Furthermore, students just releasedfrom W-3 who lived in student housingare forced to leave the dorms, whichoften served as a personal support sys¬tem for these suicidal people. The Stu¬dent Housing decision to forbid desper¬ately suicidal students to return to thedorms may be understandable: “onemust always think of the good of themajority.” But these students, freshout of the hospital, have no place to go,no programs, and the Universitydoesn’t even bother to find them a newplace to live, let alone help them lookfor themselves. Obviously, the effectthis may have on an already deeply de¬ pressed student is devastating. TheUniversity’s attitude — that peoplewith psychological problems are a kindof “leper” and are to be dealt with aslittle as possible — is inexcusably irre¬sponsible and exhibits a ridiculous ne¬glect of student concerns.I’m sure the University has a right tobe proud of the great academic stan¬dards here, but the life on campus andin Hyde Park outside the classroomcan be extremely difficult. The generalsocial atmosphere does nothing to alle¬viate the pains of academic pressure,despite the pathetic attempts made bythe administration to “upgrade”campus social life. This Universityneeds to recognize and deal with thedangerous problems that exist amongmany students and set up programsand support groups to help those peoplethrough difficult, desperate times. ThisUniversity certainly has the money forit, compared to many other universi¬ties. but the will and desire to offer sup¬port to the students is lacking com¬pletely.Dorm food is bad? So what else is new?To the editor:I am continually amazed at the arro¬gance of the administration of this uni¬versity. According to Friday’s Maroon,the administration of student housinghas finally realized that there is greatdissatisfaction with the board con¬tracts required of students living inthose dorms with cafeterias, and thatthe cafeteria system itself is so unpo¬pular that it would collapse without thepatronage currently required of allhousing system residents. For anygroup that could not rely on unwillingcustomers, this realization would trig¬ger a movement to shrink the cafeteriasystem, so that it could survive onfewer students, or to improve the food,so that more students would voluntari¬ly buy it. The most radical proposal ofthe university housing administration.Despite some strengths, WHPK is notquite the right “alternative”To the editor:I’d like to comment on Michael Car-roll’s promotion of WHPK. Throughoutmy V> years here I’ve sometimesstumbled across 88.3 on my radio dial. Iagree with him that WHPK does havemany strengths such as their jazzshows, classical programming, Fridayevening rock shows as well as specialbroadcasts such as sports. But it ishard for me to believe his statementthat most. D.J.’s have criterion forquality way above what their listener’sexpect.What do student’s expect? They ex¬pect a station that offers them a varietyof programming that isn’t offensive orjust plain stupid. I’m not saying playmush like most other Chicago stations.But I don’t consider continually chang¬ing the rpm of records while they’rebeing broadcast or turning up anddown the volume as alternative radio.Nor do I consider hours of production work in a restructed WHPK productionroom creating a menagerie of soundssuch as people giving speeches andsneezing good radio. Sorrv, I’ll go backto WXRT and WLUP.I just think a lot of what’s broadcastis not used to educate students on whatgood alternative music is, but is broad¬cast just for the sake of being weird. Iguess Echo and the Bunnymen, TheCure, and Devo are just too normal forthem to broadcast. I just hope that the“rock” shows get their act togethersome day and that the Maroon stopsprinting old news in the form of an ad¬vertisement written by a WHPK D.J.where “news” should be. Most of thisletter aside. I do Like WHPK’s other of¬ferings such as sports, but 88.3 is justtoo far down the dial to listen to someD.J. playing weird rock just to beweird.Gene MerutkaThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University ot Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon arein Ida Noyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th St.. Chicago, Illinois. 60637. Phone962-9555.Frank LubyEditor in chiefMichael ElliottNews EditorDavid LanchnerNews EditorFrank ConnollyAssociate News EditorRobert BarlingViewpoints Editor Dennis ChanskySports EditorJulie WeissmanFeatures EditorAlexandra ConroyAssociate EditorPhil PollardPhotography EditorCraig FarberCopy Editor Wally DabrowskiProduction ManagerBruce KingGrey City Journal EditorStephanie BaconGrey City Journal EditorLisa CypraAdvertising ManagerTina EllerbeeBusiness Manager Jaimie WeihrichOffice ManagerLeslie RigbyChicago Literary Review EditorDavid SullivanChicago Literary Review EditorStaff: Karen E. Anderson, Paul Beattie, Tony Berkley, Scott Bernard. RosemaryBlinn. Mark Blocker, David Burke, Mike Carroll, Anthony Cashman, Arthur U Ellis,Kathy Evans, Paul Flood, Ben Forest, John Gasiewski, Jessie Goodwin, Cliff Gram-mich, Peter Grivas, Gussie, Keith Horvath, Jim Jozefowicz, Larry Kavanagh, A1Knapp, Marcia Lehmberg, Amy Lesemann, Armin Lilienfeld, Jane Look, Mike Lotus,L.D. Lurvey, Helen Markey, Melissa Mayer, Raj Nanda, Karin Nelson, CiaranObroin, Ravi Rajmane, James Ralston, Max Rhee, Paul Rohr, Matt Schaefer, GeoffSherry, Frank Singer, Brad Smith, Jeff Smith, Stan Smith, Paul Song, Steve Soren¬sen, Rick Stabile, Adena Svingos, Jim Thompson, Hilary Till, Bob Travis, Terry Tro-janek.Contributors: Brian Nichiporuk. Fiora Pizzo on the other hand, is merely to shift theburden of paying for the cafeteriasaround among the residents of studenthousing, with the students w'ho now livein cafeterialess droms being forced tobuy more meal coupons every quarterso that those students who live indorms with cafeterias can be allowedto buy partial meal contracts.The administration is either beingvery callous, or its members simplydon’t realize what kind of food serviceoperation they are running. Theymight never have seen any cafeteriafood other than the relative innocuoussubstances which are served at “spe¬cial’ meals, when important visitorseat in the cafeterias. It is likely thatthey’ve never had the pleasure of eat¬ing that delicate combination of hot im¬itation butter and chilled chicken thatis misleadingly called “chicken kiev.”They have definitely never had to begfor food from sneering cafeteriaworkers (“Please sir, just one moreorange!” “I’m sorry, you’re only al¬lowed one piece of fruit a day; whyshould I believe that your apple wasmushy and that you couldn’t eat it?”)Most importantly, however, they don’thave to live on the stuff; because I hada full board contract and no kitchenprivileges, I lost fifteen pounds (out of120) in the first few months of myfreshman year. The same thing hashappened to others, and yet hundredsof new students are forced to buy (ifnot to eat) repulsive garbage everyyear.I admit that there are people whodon’t mind living on cafeteria food.However, there is certainly no reasonto maintain three large facilities for itsdispensation, all of which must bemaintained by conscripted eaters. Con¬nie Holoman of the student housing of¬fice, claims that, if meal plan require¬ments were relaxed, one of thecafeterias would have to be closed. Ac¬cording to her, the students who hadbeen served by that cafeteria but didn’t want to change their board contractswould then overcrowd the remainingfacilities. That is unlikely; the numberof people who would abandon the cafe¬teria system after the abolition of man¬datory meal plans would have to fallwithin narrow parameters indeed tonecessitate the closing of one cafeteriaand then to overcrowd the rest.Ms. Holoman also claims to be con¬cerned by the fact that some studentswho currently eat in the same dormi¬tory in which they sleep would have towalk from their dorms to a distant lo¬cation if one of the cafeterias wasclosed. That is a wonderful sentiment,but obviously one not really felt by thehousing administration; if followedthrough, it would mean allowing fresh¬man residents of cafeterialess dormsto spend their food money in nearbyrestaurants, and on groceries to cookin the in-dorm kitchens, rather than onboard contracts. But then again, onenever knows; I might learn next yearthat the housing administration is try¬ing to ban the teaching of classes in thequads because of concern over stu¬dents having to walk all the way fromPierce Tower to Cobb Hall.The obvious solution to the cafeteriaproblem is to eliminate the requiredboard contract and to turn the opera¬tion of the cafeterias over to a studentgroup or business which could make aprofit only if it managed to attract cus¬tomers. Without the required mealplan, the cafeteria operators would beforced to sell food that appeals to stu¬dents in order to make a profit. Ofcourse, if an independent body wasoperating the cafeterias, there wouldbe no need for the university officialswho currently run them, and the entirehousing bureaucracy might shrink.This would diminish the importance,and hence the salaries, of the currenthousing chiefs. No wonder Ms. Holo¬man is concerned.Peter GrivasStudents fight for danceTo the editorWhile some Common Core socialscience professors would agree that be¬nevolent despotism would be an ac¬ceptable form of government, manywould also argue that it is the formmost susceptible to corruption by itsown power. Recently and relatively un¬noticed, a dangerous precedent was setby the Administration of the Universityof Chicago.The Activities Committee of StudentGovernment had planned what itdeemed to be THE event of Winterquarter. We were opening BartlettGym for the first time in years to adance featuring videos and Leon’schicken. The original date we set wasFebruary 1. After having cleared thatdate with all relevant Administrationofficials, after having our budget ap¬proved unanimously and in full by theFinance Committee (no small achieve¬ment), we were told that a mistake inscheduling had been made and -that Bartlett would not be available due topreviously scheduled Intramural bas¬ketball games. Following extensive ne¬gotiations, the Activities Committeeand the Athletics Department settledon the ninth of February as a mutuallyacceptable date for the dance. To be al¬lowed to use the facility on that date,the Committee had to agree to performa marathon: to set up, party, and cleanup between 4:30 Saturday afternoonand 11:30 Sunday morning.All systems were go.On Thursday, January 24, we re¬ceived a phone call. Irene Conley,Director of Student Activities, called toinform us that were we to hold ourdance on February 9 we would be incompetition with a previously sche¬duled, Administration-sponsored semi-formal dance celebrating WoodwardCourt’s 25th anniversary. Not surpris¬ingly, in light of the fact that nocominqqa 90 fiveletters 5The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. February 5, 1985continued from page fourMaroon advertisement was being pur¬chased nor any posters put up by theAdministration to inform the public ofthis event, and taking into account thedifferent natures of the two events, wedecided that competition was not aproblem. Furthermore, in a rare mo¬ment of Student Government unity,Rick Szesny the Chair of the FinanceComm, backed us, saying that were weto compete, we could probably count onan incrase in our advertisting budget.In addition, we were told that the Ad¬ministration expected slightly over 500people, leaving 2000 undergraduatesand many thousands of graduate stu¬dents either available to attend ourdance or else out in the cold.It seemed logical that if Hamiltonhad the power to cancel our reserva¬tion in Bartlett, he also had the powerto make it available on another date.After two sleepless nights, Feb. 8 camethrough.However, the problem remains. Itseems ironic that at a Universityfamous for its free market theories, theAdministration would enforce a virtualmonopoly on student life. It also seemsa dangerous precedent to have set.The Administration claims theirevent had been on the books for a fullyear.Sorry, guys, we weren’t even electeda year ago.Furthermore, we are students. Thatmeans, believe it or not, that we haveother things to do with our time, andcannot devote ourselves to planningwhole year’s schedules in advance.The deadline for Bartlett could be legi¬timately used against us, but we hadclearance from the Athletic Depart¬ment. In any case, what’s done is done.There WILL BE A VIDEO DANCE ONFEBRUARY 8 IN BARTLETT. It willbe awesome.Jannelle MontgomeryDavid FeigeCo-ChairmenStudent GovermentActivities Committee In Like Flint (Gordon Douglas, 1967)Second and last of the Derek FlintSuper spy series, In Like Flint is anoften painfully stupid comedy thatnone the less has a sustaining charmthat makes it quite watchable. JamesCoburn stars as the title character, arenaissance man super stud who mustfoil a plot to take over the world. A con-spiciously well mannered group ofwomen are brainwashing the femalepopulation via subliminal messages ofrevolt played to them whenever theysit under a hair dryer in a beauty salon.Their co-conspirators in the military,however, have more dangerous ambi¬tions and intend to threaten the wrorldwith an orbiting missile platform. Rifewith silly action scenes, absurd hair¬do’s, and vapid dialogue, the film isstill driven by a pervese sexist, sexualenergy that has melted more than afew brains. Lee J. Cobb goes around indrag, the president is kidnapped andreplaced with a look-alike actor, and abevy of bikini clad women assault amilitary base by seducing all the sol¬diers. Ridiculously entertaining and incinemascope. DOC Films ThursdayFeb 7, 9 p.m. $2.The Magic Flute (Bergman-1974) —Most people consider Opera to be an in¬accessible art form at best, comprisedof robust pig-women belting outsqueaky tunes at the top of their lungs.But such people are worse than stones;take this cinema rendition of Mozart’sclassic Magic Flute, an adaptation thatcertainly ranks as one best Opera-mov¬ies made, and a credit to the director’sart, in which easily beloved heroes,scary monsters, wicked queens, friend¬ly sorcerers, and beautiful maidensfrolic in a fairy tale atmosphere imma¬culately choreographed by the Berg¬man himself. A film of tireless beauty,as colorful, textured, and deep as anyof Uncle Ingmar’s other works, con¬taining. as a benefit outweighing eventhese qualifites, the music of one W.A.Mozart. If you see only one movie atDOC a quarter, it should probably bethis one DOC. Weds. Feb. 6, 8. Country Girl (George Seaton, 1954) Itis hard to think of a movie star taking abigger risk than Grace Kelly took inmaking this picture. And it paid off.The future princess won an Oscar forher portrayal of an ice-bitch who turnsher singer-husband (Bing Crosby, inhis finest performance) into a self-pity¬ing boozehound. William Holden triesto help the shrew’s victim overcome al¬coholism (there’s a switch) and revivehis career. No one could forget the in¬credible moment when whiskey-soaked Bing croons the theme song:“She did the things that we both did be¬fore now/But who forgave her?’’ Tues.LSF Feb 5 8:30. $2. - SJM.FILMSDaisy Kenyon (Preminger-1947) —Joan Crawford is harpie Dana An¬drews’ mistress. When he refuses to di¬vorce his wife and abandon his kiddies,she wreds Henry Fonda. But Dana stillwants to keep his fingers in the pie. Al¬though this is sophisticated, sociallyapropos drama. I think everyone in itsounds rather nasty myself. Oh Hank,how- can you be such a Patsy? DOCThurs. Feb. 5, 8.Scar of Shame (Frank Peregini, 1927)In a year that produced such lac¬quered, mainstream films as The JazzSinger and Uncle Tom's Cabin the Col¬ored Players Film Corporation com¬missioned Peregini, a Black director,to make Scar of Shame, a film that de¬picts the struggle within the Blackfamily during the 1920’s. Peregini re¬flects upon the marital problems ofAlvin and Louise in a manner that fewdirectors of the 1920’s had master — anunderstated, but authentic mood per¬vades this film. Preceded by a lectureby Bob Travis. Thursday, Feb. 7 at 8p.m. International House. $2 — BobTravis. Ben Hur (William Wyler, 1959)William Wyler’s lavish spectaclechronicles the rise, fall and redemptionof Judah Ben Hur (Charleton Heston).Everything about this film is BIG; thestars; the sets; the scenes; the sym¬bols. Wyler’s directoral style is akin tobeing hit on the head by a two-by-four— a painful experience, but it gets yourattention. Despite Wyler’s incontin¬ence, several scenes are quite exciting.Most notable is the epic eleven-minutechariot race sequence, which looks fan¬tastic on a big screen. Heston puts in atypical performance. He is smart,handsome and self-rightous as he sha¬melessly overplays every scene. Still,his dubious talents are perfect for thepart. Ben Hur is not a deep film, but itcontains just enough violence, lip ser¬vice to the Bible, and shots of Hestonsweating in scanty leather attire tomake the film one of the best of itsgenre. Thurs Feb 7 at 8:30; Sun Feb 10at 8:30. LSF — DJGo«»oBall of Fire (Howard Hawks. 1941) Ateam of academics use a gangster'smoll as their resource in research onslang; their leader falls in love withher. Ball of Fire is Howard Hawk’scoda to the screwball comedy era. Asentertainment Ball of Fire is on a parwith Bringing Up Baby and His GirlFirday, but here Hawk's treatment ismore abstract, something distinctfrom the action. Abstraction startswith the title — no longer sketching theplot, but serving as a pun on the screw¬ball theme. In a way the casting is ab¬stract: here Gary Cooper plays the dis¬tracted professor. Most of all, thedirecting is abstract. By 1941 the fig¬ures of screwball comedy are known,idiomatic to filmmaker and audiencealike. So Hawks need not justify his di¬rection by using it to further the plot.Instead he may exploit the directionlike a kind of cinematic slang — mak¬ing a delightful studv for his screwballfans. Wed Feb 6 8:30 $2 LSF - BAHThere will be a meeting of all Maroon staffwriters and editors on\ Tuesday, Feb. 5th at 7:30 p.m.in room 303 of Ida NoyesWe will discuss:• the first eight issues of the quarter• design changes• story organization• assignmentsYou are urged to attend!6The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 5, 1985«F MORRY’S deli ITCH COMMONS39*HAPPY HOUR SPECIALS!(from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. Monday thru Saturday)HAPPY HOUR SPECIALSMORRY’S SPECIAL!Our 39c Hot Dogs/with all the trimmings . . . Still only 39^1/4 lb. Char broiled Hamburger/all the trimmings .. 99c1/4 lb. Cheeseburger/all the trimmings . . . . $1.171/4 lb. Mushroom Burger/all the trimmings . . $1.591/4 lb. Swiss Mushroom Burger/all the trimmings . . . $1.82Double 1/2 lb. Burger/all the trimmings . .. $1.82Double 1/2 lb. Cheeseburger/all the trimmings . .. .$2.17Triple 3/4 lb. Burger/all the trimmings . .. , $2.69Triple 3/4 lb. Cheeseburger/all the trimmings . . $3.14NO MATTER WHAT YOUR BUDGET, THERE’S ALWAYSA MEAL WAITING FOR YOU AT MORRY'SMORRY’S DELIHutch Commons 1131 E. 57thHours: M-F 7:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m.Sat. & Sun. 11:00 a.m. to 8:30 p.m.-Aj-HVMjmwr jerks 1«$WJpresents a symposium onPHYSICIANS FOR THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY:THE G.P.E.P. REPORT*on TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 12,19858 P.M. in Social Science 122Participants:• Norman Provost of the University, Tiffany and Margaret BlakeBradburn Distinguished Service Professor Behavioral Science,Professor Graduate School of Business and the College,and Member Committee on Public Policy Studies.• Joseph Dean of Students Division of Biological Science andCeithaml Pritzker School of Medicine and Professor Department ofBiochemistry and Molecular Biology.• Clifford W. Addie Clark Harding Professor Department of Medicine inGurney — the College.• Mark Siegler — M.D. Associate Professor Department of Medicine.» GodfreyGetz — m.d., ashum Co-ordinatoi, ModeratorALL INTERESTED PERSONS AREINVITED TO ATTEND.The G P E P Report is the result of the deliberations of a panel appointed by theAssociation of American Medical Colleges to assess current approaches to the generalprofessional education of the physician and college preparation for medicine INTERNATIONAL HOUSESALUTESBLACK HISTORY MONTHBLACK FILM REVIVALThursday, February 7, 8:00 p.m.Scar of ShameThursday, February 14, 8:00 p.m.The Emperor JonesFriday, February 15, 7:30 & 9:30 p.m.Black and White in ColorThursday, February 21, 8:00 p.m.Cry the Beloved CountryWednesday, February 27, 8:00 p.m.Nothing but a ManAND...In Cooperation with the Organization ofBlack Students:Saturday, Febraury 238:00 p.m. MUNTUDANCE THEATREpresents an evening ofAfrican and CarribbeanDance in the InternationalHouse Assembly Hall.For More Information about the Above Events ContactI-House at 753-2274TABLE TALK ’85JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 9DINE WITH A STUDENT/FACULTYor ADMINISTRATOR GROUP AT DISCOUNTS!PARTICIPATING RESTAURANTS:Orly's (10%)Agora (10%)Tipsuda (20%)Mallory's (10%)Ida's Cafe (15%)Thai on 55th (15%)Medici on 57th (15%)Blue Gargoyle (10%)Mellow Yellow (15%)Far East Kitchen (15%)Medici on Harper (20%)Morry's (5500 S. Cornell)(Buy 3 sandwiches, get 1 free)COUPON LOCATIONS:Reynolds Club Box OfficeStudent Activities Office (Ida Noyes 210)Student Government Office (Ida Noyes 306)Advisors' Receptionist's Desk (Harper 280)(FUNDED BY S.A.F.)features 7——————— The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 5, 1Junior tutors ease transitions into much harder subjectsChemistry►♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦By Alex ConroyThe quantitative nature and diffi¬culty of the problems, according toChemistry Master, David Oxtoby, isunfamiliar to many freshman chemis¬try students. Although all courses of¬fered at the College in all fields are nat¬urally different than those taught atthe high school level, in smaller classessuch as the humanities and socialscience common core courses, the ad¬justment can be made fully within theregular class. The difficulty in chemis¬try results partly from the large size ifthe class, and this was counteracted inpart by the lab discussion groups.Often these groups’ time is used up inlab preparation and no time remains todiscuss the problem sets, but “the tu¬torial problem is for students who havealready gone to their instructor andLab Assistant,’’ Josephine Glover, ad¬ministrative assistant in physicalsciences, said.Oxtoby hopes, though, that the tu¬torials go beyond the surface of justfinishing the homework. “One concernis that it is a Sunday evening session tosolve problems due Monday.”But in general, both Glover and Ox¬toby felt the program is very useful.“It helps the students to have a dif¬ferent perspective on things, whichthey can get from the tutor,” Oxtobyexplained, “As undergraduates, theyare closer to the students and have abetter feel for their background.”Glover thinks the program also en¬ables tutors to see if they have a voca¬tion to teach.Most of the tutors in general, and allthis quarter are undergraduates be¬cause graduate students are usually onstipend. This brings them close to theirgroups, but also means they are carry¬ing a heavy schedule themselves.Applicants are recommended by ad¬visors, or hear about the option byword of mouth. Interested chemistrystudents must have an instructors per¬mission to attend a session. Other thanthis stipulation, the tutors and profes¬sors have no interaction: each of thelatter is free to conduct his sessions ashe wishes.” Hector Escoffie, who has tutoredthree years, hold his classes on week¬ends so that the students will have timeto read the material and look at theproblem sets, and prepare questions.“The idea,” he said, “is for them tohave done something so that they’llknow what to ask.” This set up alsodoesn’t conflict with heavy weekdayworkloads.At one time, tutors with five or lessstudents were restricted to workingfive hours a week: those with morecould use up to ten. Now both tutorsand administration agree, the idealnumber of hours is that which satisfiesthe students’ needs. Escoffie enjoys theflexibility of the system, but adds thatsometimes he has difficulty obtaining astudy room, and one improvement tothe system would be assigned roomsfor tutaorial use.Linda Mangad enjoys tutoring be¬cause “people really appreciate it.Some can’t get enough help from theirLab assistants or the professor. Shetoo, likes the flexible hours, and thisquarter, by request, will tutor studentswho live in the Shoreland, her owndorm, extending the convenience. Shefeels that many of the students havetrouble because they were not expoedto all of the basics in high school. Sheputs a lot of effort into her job and hasfound that the preparation takes a littlemore time than the actual tutorial ses¬sions.Raghu Mimira tries to explain theconcepts behind the homework sets. “Iprefer to talk about Chemistry, ratherthan problems” For instance, he dis¬cusses why ions behave as they do andthen does problem “as a conse¬quence.” He thinks the program is fair¬ly well organized, but would like thestudents to be grouped by abilities, assome have a better understanding andjust need to brush up. He feels he iswasting these students time when hegoes over basic principle which pres¬ent difficulties to other students. Hisgoal is to help the students comprehendthe material, rather than just plugginginto the equations.All the tutors find the current text,Mahan’s 3rd edition University chem¬istry to be an advanced book for a basiccourse. Many students do not have thechemistry or Calculus background tounderstand many of the complicatedderrivations the text presents. Calculus♦♦♦♦♦♦♦By Alex ConroyThe undergraduate tutorial programin math emerged simultaneously withthe 131-2-3 and 141-2-3 calculus se¬quences to enable students with poorerbackground skills to bypass pre-calcu¬lus. Originally, those unable to test intothe regular 151-2-3 series were facedwith a year of pre-calculus and then an¬other three quarters of Calculus. Withtutorial aid, the students can now' im¬prove necessary precaluculus skillsand still complete the normal sequencewithin the same year.“It is the job of the tutor to pick upw'hat’s shown as lacking from theplacement tests,” Diane Hermann,program director said. The tutoring isquite extensive, engaging 40 people.Tutors are suggested by their advisors,math professors, or through their ownapplications, and all have completedthe full calculus sequence although fur¬ther math courses are not required.The atmosphere in the tutorials is ba¬sically informal question and answeras opposed to straight lectures of aclassroom. “When I walk in and see ajunior tutor at the board giving instruc¬tion, I hope that’s an exception, “Pro¬fessor Alfred Putnam commented.Hermann was of the opinion that “thetutorial works best when the studentsare at the board, asking questions andhelping each other.”Junior tutors work in close conjunc¬tion with the instructors. They attendall classes and grade the homeworksets. “That’s one reason our systemworks so well; the tutors are on top ofthe courses,” Putnam explained. “Youcan’t just walk in cold.” Feedbackfrom the tutors is very important to in¬structors who use it to judge the paceand clarity of their lectures.♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦In DormitoriesThe recently initiated in-dorm tutor¬ing “stems from the idea that studentlife could be improved.” Sonia Jacob¬son, advisor, explained. She hopes itwill encourage more students to ask forhelp because they will not have to seekout the tutors.The new program offers help inchemistry/math. Economics/mathand writing. When instructors arefound, physics/math will also be avail¬able. There is i o tutor specializing inmath due to a limited budget and the In pre-calculus and 131-2-3 sequence,tutors meet with their groups twice aweek for an hour and a half. These ses¬sions are mandatory and listed in thetime schedule. In 141-2-3, the tutorholds office hours during the regularclass time on the day the class does notmeet and also, one afternoon a week.“The relationship between the stu¬dents and the junior tutor is one inwhich helping is the main factor. Therejut isn’t time in the regular class togive sufficient time to solving prob¬lems.” Putnam said. There is no orien¬tation or training program for pros¬pective tutors, but they are invited towatch more experienced participantsat work.C. Chan, a self-proclaimed sensitivecynic, sees his role as a tutor to be “tomake a large part of the students likethe subject.” He further describes him¬self as a “professional friend to whomstudents can go to for mathematicalhelp.” He feels it is important not onlyto know the material, but to have goodcommunication skills. During his ses¬sions. he usually presents a brief over¬view of the material and tries to inter¬est the students with usual problemswhich he made up himself. Also. Chanmakes use of visual aides. “I'm very-good with a piece of chalk.”Miriam Gamoran found three bene¬fits in her position as a tutor since sheplans to teach. “It gives me an idea ofwhat areas cause the student trouble.It is important for me. too. to see a pro¬fessor teaching a subject which I know.I can observe how they introducetopics.” Finally, she finds it keepslower level math fresh in her mind. Shethinks the whole program is very suc¬cessful because “mathematics is hard,but you don’t want to spend your wholetime at your professor's house.” Thetutorials are more relaxed.close association of math with econom¬ics and the physical sciences.The larger houses — Pierce. BurtonJudson, Woodward, and the Shoreland— will have the services of the econom¬ics and writing tutors for two five-hoursessions per week and the chemistrytutor will show for one five-hourperiod. The other houses. Blackstone(which will share with Breckenridge).Snell-Hitchcock. and 1215 E HydePark Blvd. w ill have the tutors for twoand one half hour sessions on the samebasis. Tutors will dine with the houseson their tutoring nights — AlexConroyComputersBy Hilary TillFor the past three years, novice com¬puter programmers at the U of C haveturned to computer science (CS) tutorsfor assistance in learning the demand¬ing, exacting ways of a computer.According to some students, the as¬sistance offered by CS tutors is indis-pensible for getting through a pro¬gramming class. Without CS tutors,“you would waste a lot of time, and ev¬eryone would get very frustrated andnot take any CS classes,” said a third-year math student.“I learn the most when I am workingwith a tutor on debugging a program,”added a student who was in the tutors’office in Ingleside Hall Thursdaynight.There are about a dozen CS tutorseaui quarter, and each tutor is as¬signed to a specific Computer Sciencedepartment course. During a tutor’s of¬fice hours, the tutor will help studentsfrom other CS classes, provided that nostudents from his/her section needhelp at the time.A CS tutor’s main responsibility is toattend office hours. Other tasks some¬times include grading programs abndtests, proctoring exams, being aMAC(intosh) lab attendant, and con¬ducting tutorials about aspects of aparticular computer system in Harper406.Tutors work “at least six hours aweek,” according to CS tutor MichaelRichter, and sometimes work as many »♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦as seventeen hours in a week, statedJoanna Bryson, who was a CS tutor lastquarter.Just who can join the ranks of thetutors? The students the CS depart¬ment presently hires are primarily un¬dergraduates. Beyond that, Greg Kel-leher, the CS departmental labmanager, provided a list of require¬ments for the position of computerscience tutor. “We generally look forpeople who have had our introductorysequence (CS) 105 through 1-7, espe¬cially 105 and 106,” he said. Another re¬quirement is that a prospective tutorshould “have a good command of theEnglish language,” continued Kel-leher. In addition, “(we want) peoplewho are personable;...(we do) not justwant computer whizzes,” maintainedthe lab manager. “And most impor¬tantly,” concluded Kelleher, a pros¬pective tutor should “have some senseof responsibility.”One tutor said that a tutor need nothave taken computer classes here aslong as the person is competent inwhatever he or she wants to lutor. Shesaid one tutor had gotten his job be¬cause of considerable work experiencein programming. “But,” she said,“taking classes here and getting goodgrades help,...(along with) teachers’recommendations.”How much interest is there in the po¬sition of CS tutor? Kelleher said the de¬partment employs fewer students thanapply. “(We) don’t go out of...(our)way” to find students for the positionsexcept when a student does quite wellin a GS class and is recommended by ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦his or her teacher, asserted Kelleher.Information about tutoring positions isspread “mostly by word-of-mouth.” hesaid.What do tutors think of their job?Many of them spoke of the numerousbenefits, rewards, and advantages oftheir positions. “I enjoy working withthe people and knowing that I am help¬ing them,” said CS tutor John Fo-mook.One tutor said an advantage of theposition is that “it makes you very pop¬ular among your friends who are tak¬ing computer classes.” Another tutorsaid CS tutoring is “a good steppingstone” to future jobs in the computerfield. One benefit often mentioned bytutors is “the good pay” and the freecomputer time.CS tutor Irene Lee. a third-year mathstudent, said she likes the “contactwith people and the actual experienceof teaching one-on-one.” Bryson, athird-year behavioral science student,added. “(The jo’ was perfect becauseI realiy like working with computersand really like working with people.”Another tutor spoke of the manyprivileges accorded to tutors. CS tutorCurtiss Cohen, a graduate student atlarge in the Physical Science division,said he enjoyed the amount of accesshe has as a tutor to computers, knowl¬edgeable people, and computer docu¬mentation (especially on the Computa¬tion Center’s new UNIX system).Cohen said he has learned more sincebecoming a tutor because “when youteach someone you bettei damn wellknow the material yourself.” Also, >♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦since becoming a tutor, he said he hasacquired more knowledge about “day-to-day,” technical computer opera¬tions.Why did Cohen originally want to be¬come a tutor? “I w as helping people allthe time (on computer programs), andI thought 1 might as well get paid forit,” he explained.The main complaint mentioned by-tutors about their job is that they areoften in peak demand at the busiesttimes of the quarter. Bryson said,“(During) tenth week. I worked some¬thing like seventeen hours.”But even so. all tutors who men¬tioned this problem said this was not amajor burden. Lee said having a job asa tutor has made her more efficientwith her time.Besides the time commitment, theonly other complaint expressed aboutthe job is grading big programs. “Imean, how do you grade style0”, askedone tutor.Kelleher said he believed the tutor¬ing program has been a success. “Theevidence for that,” he said, lies in thefact that “we have managed to covermore material” in CS classes. Much ofthe technical material on computershas been taken out of the classroom.That area of instruction has now be¬come the responsibility of the tutors.For example, it is tutors who answerquestions on computer system featureslike DEC20’s EDIT program, assertedthe lab manager. The increased re¬sponsibilities of the tutors have “re¬duced the burden on the (CS» faculty,”maintained Kelleher8 features^■■MHMThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 5, 1985The Wirszups discuss theiryears as Resident Masters Woodward Court celebraIzaak and Pera Wirszup, retiring as Woodward Court resident masters thisyear, developed the Woodward Court lecture series and host dinners fortrustees, prospective students, and other guests of the University. Theirapartment is a showcase for personal and University Art collections.By Brian NichiporukAfter fourteen years as ResidentMasters of Woodward Court, Izaak andPera W'irszup will be retiring at the endof this year. Those fourteen years haveseen them do much to enhance the cul¬tural and social atmosphere of Wood¬ward Court. Izaak Wirszup is a Profes¬sor in the Department of Mathematicsand The College and has also served asthe principal investigator for the Uni¬versity of Chicago School MathematicsProject, which is funded by the AmocoFoundation. Pera W'irszup is an in¬structor in the Department of SlavicLanguage and Literatures.The W'irszups began their term asResident Masters during the 1971school year. The then President of theUniversity, Edward Levi, believed thatmore contact between college studentsand faculty members was necessary.The decision was made in light of theconsiderable student unrest which hadoccurred in the late '60’s. Thus. Levi in¬itiated the Resident Masters programfor the college dormitories, in which anactive faculty member resides with thestudents in order to enhance the socialand cultural atmosphere of the dormi¬tory. Professor W'irszup stated, “Atthat time, this was certainly a novelidea. It initiated a completely new rela¬tionship between faculty and students.There were no senior faculty membersin any of the dorms then.”Mr. and Mrs W'irszup were immedi¬ately offered a position as ResidentMasters of the Wodward Court dormi¬tory. After much deliberation, they de¬cided to accept the position.Upon assuming their new positionthe Wirszups began a novel program —the Woodward Court lecture-discussionseries. This program was intended tofurther bridge the gap between facultyan- ciiis. Professor W'irszup point¬ ed out, “At that time the lectures thengiven on campus were quite specia¬lized and not of general interest. Wewished to institute a lecture serieswhich would have appeal to all. andcould possibly guide younger studentsin choosing a field of study.”On October i?, 1971, the lectureseries began. r.ie first speaker was Professor James McCawley, of the De¬partment of Far Eastern Languageand Civilizations and Linguistics. Theseries grew and flourished in the ensu¬ing years. The 100th W'oodward Courtlecture was delivered on October 26,1976 by John Hope Franklin, a Profes¬sor of History. The 200th lecture will begiven on February 10 by the President of the University, Hanna Gray, as partof the Woodward Court 25th anniversa¬ry celebration. The Woodward Courtlectures have over the years grown toUniversity-wide prominence.The Wirszups say that in the fourteenyears they have served as ResidentMasters the nature of the college stu¬dents has remained basicaly the same,with a few exceptions. Mrs. Wirszupnoted that, “Today there seems to bean increased tendency toward profes¬sionalism as a career ambition. Whenwe began as Resident Masters, stu¬dents were less restricted in their ca¬reer choices.” She also commentedthat, “There is now more pressure toachieve — to reach one’s full potentialin the College.”The main duty of the W'oodwardCourt Resident Masters is to conductsocial and cultural programs of gener¬al interest to the student population,o “It is a tremendous social adjustment3 to enter the University of Chicago,”| Mrs. W'irszup said, “and we serve as a5 home away from home for the stu-> dents. Our doors are alwavs open.”_J2 In addition to conducting Woodwardu Court and University-wide activities,the W'irszups meet with all six of theW'oodward Court Resident Heads As¬sistants every two weeks to discussmatters of importance to WoodwardCourt and the students there. Also, theinter-court student council, consistingof representatives from each house,meets weekly in the Wirszups’ apart¬ment. These representatives discussall student concerns at these meet¬ings.Professor Wirszup has acted on be¬half of student concerns in capacitiesother than those of Resident Master.He is a member of both the CollegeCouncil and the Governing Committee of the Ivision,feels qiof thewhich :help stiman pallow fenvirornent ofdents t<begin tiChicagzup’s hcomingvised othree cperiod.Uponof Woocthis acawill focity of Chgram. \the quain Chic;is the reforts ovtional ;crisis iiamountmost ccriculumnation tAmocodiana).duties aMORRY’S DELIinHUTCH COMMONS$2.99COMPLETE DINNER SPECIALS!(service starting at 4:00 p.m.)DINNER SPECIALS!ALL OUR DINNERS ARE SERVED WITH FRENCH FRIES,BBQ BEANS, AND SALADGREAT MEALS AT FANTASTIC PRICES!* 1/2 Jumbo BBQ Chicken Dinner FREE 10 OZ PEPSI . . . $2.99* Morrys special 1/2 lb. 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AAr8 1/2 by 11 whi e 201b onlyThru Feb.9The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, February 5, 1985*1™tes its 25th anniversaryPhysical Sciences Collegiate Di-. In those capacities he said hejualified to express the opinionsstudents. One of the areas inProfessor Wirszup has acted totudents is on the subject of fresh-program selection. In order tofreshmen to adjust to their newmment he has long been a propo-f advising incoming college stu-to only take three classes as theytheir studies at the University of%o. This desire of Professor Wirs-has come to fruition now, as in-g freshmen students are now ad-of the possibility of taking onlyclasses to aid in their adjustment[.n retiring as the Resident Masteridward Court at the conclusion ofademic year. Professor Wirszupjus his attention on the Universi-hicago School Mathematics Pro-which is dedicated to improvingality of mathematics education.•ago area schools. This program■esult of Wirszup’s continuous ef-ver the past 5 years to raise na-awareness of the educationalin the U.S. This 6-year project,iting to over $10 million, is the•omprehensive mathematic cur-n development program in thetoday, is being sponsored by the) Foundation (Standard Oil of In-. Mrs. Wirszup will continue heras Instructor in Russian. House supervisor Hattie Wingfield retires after 23 yearsBy Geoffrey Otis SherryAfter all is said and done, dorm lifeisn’t really that bad. Once the com¬plaints about placid food, small rooms,and noisy neighbors blow over, whatremains is the fact that you may comeand go as you please, not worry aboutmonthly bills, and basically treat theplace without nearly as much regardas you would your own apartment.Hattie Wingfield, retiring this yearas Woodward Court supervisor after 17years in that capacity, explains that itwas not always that way.“I could write a book on all thechanges that have gone on around thisplace,” she said. “The students now-have no idea how good they have it con¬sidering the rules of this place in theearly 70’s.”Woodward Court turned co-ed in themid-70’s and until that time the dormi¬tory was a place where you slept...andnothing else.“The doors between the respectivehouses were locked and there werestrict curfews in place,” Wingfieldcommented. “If a young lady had amale visitor she had to keep her dooropen while he was there and he had toleave by 11 p.m.” Oh, by the way, no boxer shorts-cladgentlemen were allowed to roam thehallways or the cafeteria either.As most students yearn for the daywhen they leave home to set up shop intheir own room at college and maketheir own hours, the pre-70’s dwellersof Woodward Court must have been alittle disappointed upon hearing the“Big Brother” role which the housingsystem played.Wingfield explains, “Each studentwas allotted a certain amount of hoursof leisure, and once those hours werefilled up. the student was confined tothe dorm. No one was allowed to leavefor the weekend without signing out.”Does Wingfield miss those days? Notat all.“Although the rules have changed,the students are basically the same. Ireally love to work with the students atthe U of C, and it really does not matterwhat the rules are.”Well, almost, that is.“To be honest, I really don't agreewith the alcohol policy in the dorm,”she continued. “Too many kids can'thandle it and accidents often result. Ithink they should be 21.”Although known for her biting satiri¬cal humor displayed in her role as su¬pervisor. Wingfield began working at Woodward as desk clerk in 1962. Bornand raised in Mississippi, she attendedbusiness classes near Milwaukee,where she met her husband and soonthereafter moved to Chicago in 1941.“I have enjoyed this job ever since Iwas a desk clerk,” she said “Afterbeing promoted to supervisor. I reallyfit in well and determined that I washere to stay. I really love my job.”The role of a dormitory supervisorresembles that of a hotel manager, al¬lowing for the slightly different clien¬tele. Aside from making up workschedules for the employees of the dor¬mitory. Wingfield oversees the clean¬ing of the building, the goings-on at thefront desk, and attempts to do what shecan to make students happy.“I really don't like playing the disci¬plinarian. I hate to bill kids but it's partof my job.” she said. "If they break alight, they have to pay for it.”Wingfield plans to join her husbandin retirement this year and take a long-deserved vacation. “I would really liketo travel some. I have two grandchil¬dren to take up my time, so I'll bebusy...However. I would like to comeback and visit some time.”The housing department has no ideawho will take her place.Friday: building history and the weekend celebrationnosionosio nosicTHE DEPARTMENT OF MUSICpresents:Thursday, February 7 - Recital of Vocal Music12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallFeaturing: Harold Bates, Christine Hauville, Victoria Jensen,Marcia Katzmar, Michael Kotze, Randolph Petilos; andNicholas Palmer, pianist.Admission is free.Friday, February 8 - Guarneri String Quartet8:00 p.m., Mandel HallArnold Steinhardt and John Dailey, violins: Michael Tree, viola;David Soyer, cello; and assisting artist John Bruce Veh, clarinet.Haydn- Quartet in D, op.76 no.5: Brahms: Quintet in b minor,op.115 for Clarinet and String Quartet; Ravel: Quartet in F.Admission: $12 (UC students, $7.50) Tickets at Department ofMusic Concert Office, Goodspeed Hall 310, 962-8068,Saturday, February 9th CONCERT HAS BEENCANCELLEDSunday, February 10 - Barbara Haffner, cello; AllanDameron, piano.3:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallMusic by Martinu, Ran and Beethoven.Sponsored by the Contemporary Chamber Players of theUniversity of ChicagoAdmission is free.UPCOMING EVENTSFriday, February 15 - New Music Ensemble8:00 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallBarbara Schubert, director; Christopher Coleman, assistantdirectorA program of 20th century chamber works.Admission is free.WHPK (88.3) “Music in Hyde Park”Thursdays 8:00 - 9:00 p.m.February 7th - Highlights of the Guarneri String Quartet and theAlban Berg Conference.February 21st - Highlights the University Chorus and MotetChoir concert; the University ChamberOrchestra and Motet Choir concert; and theVerrr.uer Quartet.March 7th - Highlights The Mikado and the UniversitySymphony Orchestra concertMPnosionusionusicBP2Gr>21o2C2>o2 LATE NITE SPECIALS(From 8:OOpm to 10:OOpm Monday Thru Friday)Great for Study Breaks!Vi lb. 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Cope¬land.February 7: 3:30 p.m. at the Art Insti¬tute Auditorium, “Protagonists, Vic¬tims, and Sexual Difference,” lectureby Nancy Spiro; sponsored by Renais-sance Socity.CALENDARFebruary 10: exhibit of Leon Goloub“Early Work” at the Donald YoungGallery, 212 W. Superior St.February 10: Renaissance SocietySpeaker, Lisa Liebman, at 4 p.m. inCobb 418.February 11: lecture on the “Mecha¬nism of Coenzyme Bi2-dependent reac¬tions: Organometallics as Free Radi¬cal Precursors,” by Prof. JackHalpern. 4 p.m., HGS 101.February 11-17: KuviasungnerkFebruary 12: “Head-hunting and Ani¬mistic Worship Among the Wa People,Yunan Province, China,” by Zhizhi,Chinese Academy of Social Sciences,Institute of Nationality Studies, Beij¬ing. PRC. 4 p.m. JLR 522. BLOOM COUNTY Berke Breathed7way, witnesses pescribepTHE OUVE-LOAF VIGILANTE"AS BEING THREE TEET'iWITH A HUGE HOSe AHPWEARING WHATappearep to 36A TVKEPO... .a rough policeSKETCH WAS OUKMYMAPE ANP PISTRIBUTEPto the Meeta...PR. 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Cohler, Professor Emeritus in the Department ofEducation.William Rainey Harper Professor of SocialSciences in the College and Professor in theDepartments of Behavioral Science, Education,and Psychiatry.Roger H. Hildebrand, Professor in the Department of Physics andPaul J. Salley, Jr., Astronomy, Enrico Fermi Institute and theCollegeProfessor in the Department of Mathematicsand the College.SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 9 • 2:00 p.m. • Ida Noyes HallSponsored by the Woodward Court Celebration Committee12 sportsrhe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday. February 5, 1985Men’s basketball faces Beloit in crucial conference gameBy Frank LubyComing off of a come-from-behind71-58 victory over Lawrence UniversitySaturday, the University of Chicagomen’s basketball team finds itself onlyone game out of first place in the Mid¬west Conference northern division.That may change this evening whenChicago (5-4) travels to Beloit to facethe Buccaneers, who are tied for firstat 6-3 with St. Norbert. The gamebegins at 7:30 p.m. and will be broad¬cast on WHPK-FM 88.3 with a 7:10 p.m.pre-game show.Beloit, extremely tough on its homefloor. defeated! the Maroons in Jan¬uary. 48-46. onalast second basket, butMaroon head coach John Angelus feelsthat Chicago has a much differentteam now than it had in early January.The play of guard Mike Clifford in thestarting lineup and the way the teamrallied after the injury to three-timeAll-Conference center Keith Libert“has madeus better all around.” Li¬bert returns to the starting lineup thisevening to add to the offensive punchand rebounding work that Dave Witt,Tom Lepp, and the ever-consistentTom Redburg provided during Libert’sthree-game absence.Angelus also will rely on his deepbench, from which he uses Lepp. for¬ward Adam Green, guard Rob Omie-cinski, and swingman Frank Caeser.Nick Meriggioli. a senior tri-captainand four-year starter, has also becomehot lately, and against Lawrence onSaturday he hit 8-of-12 from the field“at crucial times” to keep Chicagoclose before the Maroons broke thegame wide open with a rare move intoa running offense.After the Beloit game Chicago re¬turns to Henry Crown for its last homegame of the season, against Ripon.That will also mark the last game forseniors Meriggioli. Caeser. Green, andfinally Libert, stands to become theschool’s second-leading all-timescorer. Bill Knapton’s Buccaneers and St.Norbert are tied at 6-3, and LakeForest enters the race at 4-3. Chicagomust play all three teams on the roadbefore the end of the season, so a run atthe conference title will be be easy. “Ido feel we have one of the better teamsin the conference,” Angelus remarked. “Had we won those two close ones(January losses to Beloit and Norbert)we’d be 7-2 and in the driver’s seatright now,” he added.Angelus insists he’s looking no fur¬ther than the Beloit game now, though,and during the absence of Libert he said “the team got stronger, and nowthere’s as good a strength as there’sever going to be.” Chicago has re¬ceived balanced scoring in its last fourgames, as evidenced by Meriggiloi(17), Libert (14), Clifford (12), and Witt(10) against Lawrence. Witt and Leppalso combined for 16 rebounds.Women’s basketball falls twice in one weekendBy Geoffrey Otis SherryThe University of Chicago women’sbasketball team took a tumble in theMACW standings last weekend withtwo conference losses to St. NorbertCollege and Ripon College. After a re¬spectable 10 point loss to the nationallyranked Green Knights of St. Norbert onFriday, the Maroons traveled to Riponthe following day and ran into a painful68-54 thrashing by the “lady” Red-men.“Friday’s game really drained usphysically and emotionally...I thinkthat had something to do with Satur¬day’s performance.” commented HeadCoach Kevin McCarthy.McCarthy had no complaints aboutFriday though. Chicago played awe¬some basketball but was beaten by, onthat particular night, a better team.Four Maroons hit double figures in the 86-76 loss. Gretchen Gates paced Chi¬cago with 21 points, while Wendy Pietr-zak added 20, Karen Walsh scored 17and sophomore Maria DelFavero hitfor 12.DelFavero noted. “Everyone playedgreat. It was a total team effort and wehave nothing to hang our headsover.”St. Norbert led by only four points athalf-time, thanks in part to a tough Chi¬cago defense which allowed scoringleader Amy Proctor only six pointsthrough the first 20 minutes. McCarthyadded, “Our goal was to keep the ballaway from the big girls inside and wedid a good job of that throughout mostof the game.”However, even good defense couldnot stop the pin-point shooting of St.Norbert’s as they converted 62 percentof their field goal attempts. With accu¬rate shooting on the perimeter, the middle opened up for Proctor in ,nesecond half, and she went on to score 27to take game honors.But Saturday’s performance waslackluster at best. The Maroons werenever close as Ripon opened up a 24-8lead part-way through the first half.Ripon utilized a full-court press whichfrustrated the Maroons into sloppyplay.McCarthy added, “We were lethar¬gic throughout Saturday’s game. Welooked nothing like the team who justgave St. Norbert a run for theirmoney.”Gretchen Gates was the only Maroonto reach double figures Saturday as shepoured in 24 points and pulled down 15rebounds.Chicago hopes to get back on trackthis Thursday at Concordia—RiverForest.Varsity SchedulesMen’s BasketballFeb. 5 Tues—Beloit CollegeFeb. 9 Sat.—Ripon College Away 7:30 p.m.Home 3 p.m.Women’s BasketballFeb. 7 Thurs.—Concordia College-River Forest Away 7 p.m.Women’s SwimmingFeb. 8 Fri.-Beloit College and RiponCollege at Beloit Away 4 p.m.Men’s SwimmingFeb. 8 Fri —Beloit College and RiponCollege at Beloit Away 4 p.m. Men’s Indoor TrackFeb. 7 Thurs.—Beloit, DePaul andNorth CentralFeb. 8,9 Fri.. Sat — U of I ClassicWomen’s Indoor TrackFeb. 8 Fri.—Chicagoland IntercollegiateIndoor ChampionshipsFencingFeb. 9 Sat.—University of Detroit,University of Oakland (Mich),University of Michigan-Dearborn,Wayne State UniversityWrestlingFeb. 8, 9 Fri.,Sat.—Wheaton College Home 7 p.m.AwayAwayAway 9 a m.AwayAS WE ENTER OUR SECOND YEAR,THE UNIVERSITY STUDENT FEDERAL CREDIT UNIONWISHES TO THANK THE FOLLOWING FOR, THEIR TIME, CREATIVITY & SERVICE:IRA ABRAMSTAMMY BERTGESKENN BLOOMJOHN D. 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GET THE EXPERIENCE - BE A VOLUNTEER!CALL 324-6354 or 643-1073 FOR INFO.USFCU - Created to meet. YOUR banking needs1 | , i , , . .« I / IB is BORING sports 13■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■HHHBHHHThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesdav. February 5, WKz—V'.mmmmmmOff the IM WireThe IM basketball regular season isjust past the halfway point. The Tues-day-Thursday undergrad residencemen’s league has been quite competi¬tive. The last place team, Fiji B suf¬fered a narrow three-point loss toleague-leader Filbey (4-0), and alsoextended second place Fiji A (3-1) in avery close game. Fiji B, featuring theflying Kapotas brothers and newly-in¬ducted football hall-of-famer ElliotHicks, is the top-ranked “B” squad inthe entire IM program. ExcludingFiji B, the record of all the other Bsquads combind is 6-32, with losses asgreat as 70 points being common¬place.In other action, Henderson A (4-0)has established a solid lead in theThursday-Friday league while Breck-enridge and Shorey hold one game ad¬vantages in their divisions. UpperRickert has opened a two game leadover Hitchcock A in the Friday-Satur-day league by defeating them twicethis past week in two close, hard-fought games. Tufts (4-0) and Vincent(4-1) are in close competition for firstplace in the Tuesday-Sunday division.Seven Catholics and a Jew defeatedCommuters handily this past week toopen a one game lead over their clo¬sest rivals in undergraduate indepen¬dent competition.In racquet sports, Doi and Lydencaptured the men’s doubles badmin¬ton championship. Dave Stogel’schance for the triple crown of racquetsports ended disappointingly as heand his partner Geoff “I knew JeffSherry” Sherry were defeated instraight sets in ping pong doubles.Here is a portion of the interview w ithStogel after the loss:The Maroon: What happenedDave?...Did you choke?Stogel: No! It was all my partner’sfault. He played awful, just awful. Ican’t believe he lost it for me. Undergrad Residence MenTues-SunW - LTufts 4 - 0Vincent 4 -1Dewey 2 - 2Michelson 2 - 2Bishop 1 - 3Dodd/Mead B 0-5★ ★★★★Mon-WedShorey 4 - 0Blackstone A 3-11215 2 - 3Upper Rickert B 1-2Fishbein 1 - 3Henderson B 1-3★ ★★★★Tues-ThursFilbey 4 - 0Fiji A 3-1Dodd/Mead A 3-2Dudley 1 - 4Lower Flint 1 - 3Fiji B 1-4Stogel. apparently stunned, went onto lose the racquetball championshipto Andy Valvano 21-10, 5-21, 21-17. Val-vano will face Lujah in the finals ofping pong as well.No-Doz Awards: To referees BobGreen and John Burrill for stayingawake while refereeing three gamesin a row with the following scores:39-4, 87-17 and 58-26. — MattSchaefer Basketball StandingsThurs-FriHenderson A 4-0Thompson 2 - 1Blackstone B l - 2Bradbury i - 2Fallers i - 2Psi-U (Bag squad) 1-3★ ★★★★Fri-SatUpper Rickert A 5-0Compton 3 - 2Hitchcock A 3-2Lower Rickert A 3-2Hitchcock B 0-4Hale 0 - 4Mon-SatBreckenridge 4 - 0Coulter/Salisbury 3 - 1Chamberlin A 4-2Linn 2 - 2Lower Rickert B l - 4Chamberlin B o - 5 Undergrad Independent MenSeven Catholics and a Jew 5 - 0Commuters 4 - 1Psi-U A 3 - 3Sublimation 2 - 2Alpha Del 0 - 4Mrs. Fogels 0 - 4★ ★ ★★ ★Graduate Men Top 10Hi Tops 4 - 0Bovver Boys 4 - 0Be Winners 4 - 0Crimes vs. Nature 3 - 0Fire at Will 3 - 1Gamekeepers 2 - 1Squidly Ones 2 - 1Boxing Oscar 2 - 1Chapter Eleven 3 - 2Like a Virgin 2 - 2★ ★ ★ ★ ★Women’s Top 7Out of Season 5-0Tufts 3 - 0Law School 4 - 1Thompson 3 - 1Lower Wallace 3 - 1Upper Wallace 2 - 1Dodd/Salisbury 2 - 1IM Point Leaders after Fall QuarterMen WomenLarge Houses Large Houses1—Hitchcock 835 1—Upper Wallace 6522—Chamberlin 800 2—Lower Wallace 5653—Upper Rickert 595 3—Breckenridge 275Small Houses Small Houses1—Dodd/Mead 660 1— Salisbury/ Dodd 5852—Compton 600 2—Dewey 550Lower Rickert 494 3—Tufts 350^IF YOU’VE EVERWONDERED WHAT AGREAT MARGARITATASTES LIKE, BE OURGUESTFREE MARGARITAorFREE STEIN OF BEERCome in to El Lugar’s new sitdown restaurant ■and purchase one of our Great Dinners or gCombination plates and we’ll buy you a great |tasting Margarita or stein of beer on the iHouse. fEL LUGAP Isimply great tasting authentic mexican §food & spirits at a great sounding price. |1601-03 E. 55th ■For Large parties call 684-6514 to reserve tables. 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