The Chicago MaroonVolume 94, No. 30 The University of Chicago Friday, February 1, 1985Students question seriousness of mental health programBy David Burke therapist) would never say frustrating. “1 felt like 1 was ly asked for permission to call other issues mentionedSome students have resent¬ed treatment at the Universi¬ty Student Mental HealthClinic, which they say was in¬sensitive and did not takethem seriously. Rachel, athird-year student in the col¬lege (who, like other studentsin this article, has been givena different name) says “it feltlike an assembly line.” Thesestudents do not represent across-section of students whohave gone to the clinic, butthey do seem to bring up criti¬cal problems affecting boththe therapists and adminis¬tration of Student MentalHealth, and even the Univer¬sity itself. And much of whatthey say is clarified and sup¬ported by the opinions of twomental health care profes¬sionals. However, the direc¬tor of Student Mental Health,Peter Johnston, refused to beinterviewed.Students complain firstabout insensitivity. “Theydidn’t seem genuinely con¬cerned,” says Rachel. Pa¬tients get discouraged whenthey think their therapists donot care. Marily, another stu¬dent, says “It seemed like itwas just a routine, like she(the therapist) was just goingthrough the motions.” Thestudents all say that sympa¬thy, or lack of it, was very im¬portant. But always then,they go on to define sympathyas something else.“Feedback” is mentionedby just about everyone. Stu¬dents describe how therapistslistened, gave advice, askedquestions and in return, an¬swered questions. When theygo in for help, students allwant a certain amount of thisfeedback, and they want theright kind. They seem to wanttherapists to respond well,even more than they wanttherapists to care. Rachel re¬members “I would sit thereand talk to the wall, she (the anything. I got the feeling shewas sleeping with her eyesopen.” George went into Men¬tal Health after his secondsuicide attempt. “I talkedand she (his therapist) justwent ‘yea...yea...yea...’ HereI was after trying to take myown life, and all I got was‘yea...yea’. George stoppedgoing to therapy after threevisits.U of C Mental HealthPaul, a second year stu¬dent, went into Mental Healthas a freshman when he wasangry and wanted to quitschool. Paul could tell that histherapist cared, and she gavehim enough feedback. But herfeedback was unhelpful. Herresponses often de-railed histhinking. Paul says, “Thethings that were really both¬ering me, she didn’t want totalk about. She kept goingback to things I was alreadyclear on. It’s like she had anear for certain things, andother things she didn’t wantto talk about.”Marilyn, who is secondyear student in the college,went to Mental Health whenshe was having problems in arelationship and with school-work. She also complains thather therapist’s feedback was being practiced on, ratherthan listened to. Her (thetherapist’s) view was so col¬ored by what she’d learnedwas ‘supposed to happen’,that she misinterpreted whatI was trying to say.” Lynn Po-shepny, a clinical specialistat Heart Grove Hospital herein Chicago, talks about howmuch feedback a therapistshould give. “It depends ontheir style. The analytic typessay very little at all. Peoplewho are doing supportivetherapy will probably do a lotof talking. Some therapistswill talk alot in the beginningto gain the patient’s confi¬dence.”Some students mention ontheir therapists’ involvementbeyond the 45 minute weeklysessions, as another sort offeedback. George stoppedgoing to his therapist afterthree appointments. Lookingback, he is angry that shenever called him to ask abouthis progress or ask him whyhe had stopped coming.“They just didn’t follow up.”Karen has the opposite com¬plaint. She went in when sherealized she was drinking toomuch. “He (the therapist)just got too involved. I thinkhe was too prepared forcrises. He wanted me to go toBillings and have blood testsdone to check for liver dam¬age.” The therapist repeated- Karen’s parents. When hedid, “He told them to put meinto a hospital de-toxificationward. My parents panicked.”Karen did take a quarter offand was able to get control ofher drinking. But she thinksthe therapist could havehelped her without alarmingher parents as much as hedid. “He was very concerned.But he was on some crusade.He decided to change mylife.”These complaints all seemto conflict. But behind allthese gripes there runs a sin¬gle complaint. Rachel sums itup best. “I got the feeling Iwasn’t being taken serious¬ly.”Poshepny explains whatshe thinks patients want: “Itdoesn’t sound like these peo¬ple have had very empatheticexperiences. The art of whatyou do as a therapist is try toassess what will make the pa¬tient feel heard. That canmean all different things. Forinstance, sometimes patientsget offended if you laugh.They think you’re laughing atthem. Sometimes they get of¬fended when you don’t laugh.These students don’t feel likeanyone has taken themseriously. The fastest way tolose a patient is to not takethat person seriously.” Thisissue of being really heardand respected contains all the so far.All these complaints havebeen made by individual stu¬dents about their experienceswith individual therapists.Eugene Gendlin, a profes¬sor of behavioral sciences atthe University, and author ofthe book Focusing, says“There isn’t any quick solu¬tion to therapists’ ability.”Also, students that complainmay not have been helped ifthey went in with a negativeattitude towards therapy. Or,perhaps, the patients#and thetherapists just did 'not getalong. “Sometimes” says Po¬shepny, “you just don’t workwell with somebody, and yourealize they’d be better offwith someone else.”But these students did notgo to individual therapists.They went to The Universityof Chicago Student MentalHealth Clinic. Some of theproblems they encounteredreally started at a higherlevel. The Student MentalHealth Clinic can only see astudent for ten weeks. Theservice stops then, because somany students are seekinghelp, and the Mental HealthClinic is so understaffed.Marilyn describes furtherthe problems she had gettingher therapist to listen. “Hav¬ing taken classes in psycholo¬gy here, I could deduce thatsome of her responses and thecontinued on page 10Easterbrook receives nominationBy Ciaran ObroinProfessor Frank H. Easter¬brook of the University of Chi¬cago Law School has been no¬minated to the United StatesCourt of Appeals for the Sev¬enth Circuit.Easterbrook, a professorhere for six years, has beennominated at the very earlyage of 36. The Chicago Coun¬cil of Lawyers has written a letter to Senator Charles H.Percy objecting to Easter-brook’s nomination on thegrounds that he lacks trial ex¬perience. Easterbrook con¬vincingly countered that hehas been appointed to an ap¬peals court, not a trial court.Before coming to the U of CBoard contracts may be reducedBy Hilary TillAt Tuesday’s Inter-HouseCouncil (IHC) meeting, Con¬nie Holoman, director of Stu¬dent Housing, brought up thepossibility of reducing thefull-board contract require¬ment for students living indormitories with cafeterias.But while students in thethree dormitories with cafete¬rias would gain; students inthe other dormitories wouldlose. In order to maintain thecafeteria system, the mealcoupon requirement for stu¬dents in other dormitorieswould have to be increased,she said.Holoman said that the pro¬posals is “at a very tentativestage,” and that-she intro¬duced the idea to IHC repre¬sentatives in order “to solicitopinions from the houses.”Apparently, the cafeteriasystem as it stands now can¬not support itself if its onlypatrons are students whowould voluntarily eat at oneof the three cafeterias. Themajor part of the burden ofmaintaining the three cafete¬rias, which are located atPierce Hall, WoodwardCourt, and Burton-Judson(B-J) Courts, is currentlyplaced on the students wholive in the dorms hou«lng thecafeterias. All residents ofPierce, Woodward, and B-J are presently required tohave full-board contractswhile the minimum board re¬quirement for all other (non¬freshmen) residents of theUniversity House System is$147 in meal coupons a year.“Instead of forcing dormresidents to eat at a residen¬tial dining hall, why not justclose a cafeteria so that thecafeteria system could main¬tain* itself?”, Holoman wsasked at the meeting.Holoman said that closing acafeteria is probably not a vi¬able option because this couldcause overcrowding in thetwo remaining residentialdining halls. It also could in¬convenience many studentswho would want a meal planand would have to travel fur¬ther to get to a cafeteria.The director of StudentHousing said that one com¬plaint often made in the year¬ly housing surveys by stu-dents from Pierce,Woodward, and B-J concernsthe lack of flexibility in mealplans. The reduction of thefull-board requirement forthethree dorms and the associat¬ed increase in meal couponrequirements for the outlyinghouses may be “a more equi¬table way of maintaining thecafeteria system,” Holomanasserted. Holoman said that she hadno idea if this proposal will beimplemented. Right now sheand other housing system of¬ficials are attempting to get“some sense from the stu¬dents” about how such a poli¬cy would affect their deci¬sions to stay in their currentdormitories and the HouseSystem in general. At pres¬ent, “(We’re) just interestedin what students feel” aboutthe idea, she said.Holoman acknowledgedthat this proposal could be a“very volatile” issue for stu¬dents living in outlying dormswho would not want theirmeal coupon requirements in¬creased. She said that she hasheard of students moving outof Pierce, Woodward and B-Jin order to avoid the imposedfull-board plan.These proposed changeswould not affect freshmenUnder any new policy, fresh¬men would still be required tohave a board contract of atleast lunches and dinner.If students were broadly be¬hind the proposal and if hous¬ing officials decide that thechange makes sense, the re¬adjustment in food service re¬quirements “could be imple¬mented by next fall,”Holoman stated. Frank EasterbrookLaw School, he practiced asan appellant litigator for ele¬ven years.On specific issues, Easter¬brook feels he would have dis¬sented in Roe v. Wade, the Su¬ preme Court decision onabortion on the grounds thatthe right to sexual privacy isnot a Constitutional issue.Concerning the Sharon v.Time Magazine case, heagrees with the decision, say¬ing that “the core purpose ofthe First Amendment” is toprotect the right of the pressto criticize. He added that asan appellant court judge, hemust have a high regard forprecedent, not just his ownopinion.Easterbrook is an editor ofthe Universty of ChicagoJournal of Law and Econom¬ics. Some of the courses heteaches are the Federal Reg¬ulation of Securities. Anti¬trust Law I, and SecuritiesLitigation. He has written ex¬tensively on these issues,most recently the 1984-85 Sup¬plement to Antitrust: Cases.Economic Notes and OtherMaterials with Richard A.Posner, also a U of C Law pro¬fessor.GREY CITYADVERTISING:QUESTIONS AND ANSWERSNew and RebuiltTypewriters,Calculators,Dictators, AddersCasioHewlett PackardTexas InstrumentCanonSharp REPAIRSPECIALISTSon IBM, SCM,Olympia, etc.FREE repairestimatesRENTALSavailable withU. of C. 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Information and applications can be obtained inReynolds Club 201 on February 7,1985 from 9:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOJOHN M. OLIN CENTERpresentsWILLIAM GALSTONIssues Director,Mondale For PresidentCampaign'The Election of 1984 andThe Future of theDemocratic Party'Friday, February 1,19854:00 p.m.Social Science Research BuildingRoom 122,1126 E. 59th Streetnews,The Chicago Maroon—Friday, February 1, 198Kuviasungnerk expands to offer something for everyoneBy Tony BerkleyThe University of Chicago’s third an¬nual winter festival, Kuviasungnerk, isset to commence on February 11. Thefestival, organized by assistant dean ofstudents Sonia Jacobson, will comprisea week-long series of campus events.In her words, Kuviasungnerk is aimedat “trying to provide some relief fromstudying” for the students.The Kuviasungnerk kicks off at 6:45a.m. on February 11, with the first ses¬sion of Kangeiko. Kangeiko is a week-long early morning fitness programhosted by Donald Levine, dean of theCollege. The program consists ofstretching, jogging, martial arts in¬struction, basketball, and volleyball,and is designed to finish in time for stu¬ dents to make 8:30 classes.On Wednesday Levine will lead asunrise jog to the point. After arrivingthe participants will be led through ayoga-based version of the Hindu saluteto the sun. Levine promises a wider va¬riety of martial arts this year, and re¬freshments after the sunrise job.T-shirts will be given to those who at¬tend every Kangeiko session. Onehundred twenty hearty people receivedthem last year. Also, IM points will beawarded to the house with the mostKangeiko participants.Noontime concerts will be given inthe Reynolds Club north lounge, andwill last for an hour. Occurring everyday except Wedensday, the concertswill feature a variety of musicalLandesberg, Siegel on campusBy Christopher SpeckComedian Steve Landesberg will beappearing along withsinger/songwriter/blues pianist,Corky Siegel Saturday at 8 p.m. inMandel Hall. This event is being of¬fered by Student Activities and ticketsare available at the Reynolds Club BoxOffice for $5 to students, $8 to non¬students.Steve Landesberg is a native of theBronx, NY who is perhaps best knownfor his portrayal of the erudite Sgt. Ar¬thur Dietrich of the Barney Miller tele¬vision series.Landesberg’s career started whilehe was serving with the NationalGuards at Camp Drum, NY. After hisfirst appearance on stage, he moved onto working small rooms in GreenwichVillage, and then on to the Improvisa¬tion with such comedians as DavidBrenner and Jimmie Walker. He thenjoined a comedy troupe known as theNew York Stickball Team and spent ayear and a half doing improvisationalcomedy with them. He first came to na¬ tional attention with his appearance onthe Tonight show on December 17,1971.After his success with the BarneyMiller show, Landesberg returned tothe concert stage and has been per¬forming at colleges and concert hallsacross the country. Landesberg’ssense of humor is closely parallel to hischaracter of Dietrich; and for this drywittiness he has received rave reviewsfrom many of his peers.Corky Siegel is a South Shore (Chica¬go) native who is currently celebratinghis 20th year in the music industryplaying his brand of rock/blues pianoand harmonica. He has released 15albums in his career, his current re¬lease is ‘Goodbye California.’ Siegel’smusic includes elements of rock, folk,blues, jazz, and classical influences.Critics from the New York Times toRolling Stone have lauded his perfor¬mances.Anyone interested in buying ticketsfor this performance is urged to do sopromptly as SAO reports that ticketsales have been heavy.The‘North Side”MAROONEXPRESSTAKE A RIDE OUT OF HYDE PARK INTO THE BRILLIANTL YLIT COLD OF THE LOOP AND THE NEAR NORTH SIDE WITHTHE MAROON REXPRESS:Tonight. See the Civic Orchestra of Chicago at Orchestra Hall. Meng-Kong Tham conducting (Vivaldi, Barlow, Tchaikovsky) call 435-8111 forticket availability. One block south of the Art Institute on Michigan.. see “A Love in Germany,” ‘‘A Sunday in the Country," and "Once Upona Time in America" all playing at the Biograph (pick up some discounttheatre tickets at the Reynolds Club Box Office) Get off at the GrantHospital stop.take the bus up north as far as it will go (that’s Clark and Diversy) and takeyour own pick of the nightlife available there!!!Tickets for the Maroon Express can bepurchased with a U of C ID at the Ida Noyesinformation desk, Reynolds Club box office,or any Residence Hall front desk. Individualone-way tickets cost $1.25. groups. Monday, the lounge will hostSamhradh, playing traditional Irishmusic. Tuesday, the tensor tympaniwill present madrigals, ballads, and soforth, and Friday the University MotetChoir will perform.Wednesday there will also be a caril¬lon recital and a tour of the carillontower given by Wylie Crawford inRockefeller Chapel Carillon Tower. Allof the events are free of charge.The Faculty Fireside Series willmeet Monday through Friday from4-5:30 p.m. in Ida Noyes Hall, on thesecond floor in the east lounge. Theseries, which has proved popular in thepast, is composed of readings and in¬formal talks with select facultymembers on wintry themes. Monday,Dr. Rory Childers from the depart¬ment of medicine and Frank Kinahanfrom the English department will host“A Bit of Irish-ry”. Wednesday, Lang-don Gilkey of the divinity school willgive a talk on “God and Evolution”,and Edward Rosenheim from the de¬partment of English will give a discus¬sion on “Winter in the 18th century” onthe following day. The Fireside seriesculminates Friday with DouglasMacAyeal from the department of geo¬physical sciences relating his experi¬ences “Living In a Polar Climate”.MacAyeal will cover, among otherthings, igloo building and the race tothe south pole.Tuesday’s program will be an¬ nounced at a later date. These talks areopen to the whole University, and re¬freshments will be served.Free movies will be shown Mondaythrough Thursday in Eckhart 133. Thatprogram includes two movies an eve¬ning, starting with “Bugs BunnyParade” and “Yellow Submarine” onMonday. Tuesday, “Rules of theGame” and “Grand Illusion” will beshown. Two rock movies — PinkFloyd’s “The Wall” and “Quadrophen-ia” — are scheduled for Wednesday.For Thursday, “Cyrano de Bergerac”and “Tom Jones” are planned. Theexact starting times are not yet set.The evening of the 11th there will bea j unk food study break from 9:30-11:30p.m. in Harper Library. Typical junkfood fare, such as Twinkies, Susie Q’s,Ding Dongs, and Snowballs will beserved.On Friday evening MAB is giving aconcert featuring Run-DMC in MandelHall. Tickets are three dollars with aUCID at the Reynolds Club box office.The time has yet to be announced.OlympicsFriday and Saturday night, the Ku¬viasungnerk Winter Olympics will beheld. The Olympics is comprised ofevents like cross-country ski races,speed skating, broomball on ice, tug-of-war on ice, “Give the Dean a Shove,”auto-push, capture the flag, and soforth. Winners of the events will re¬continued on page 10CAPS offers many servicesBy Rolando BranlyDestroying the myth that only eco¬nomics majors have a chance in the jobsearch at the U of C, the Career andPlacement Services (CAPS) officeoffers assistance to any student lookingfor full-time, part-time, or internshipemployment. By the end of the year 60employers will have visited thecampus through CAPS employer re¬cruitment program, and "when com¬panies say they are interested in anymajor, they mean it,” said DeborahLipsett, assistant program director.While CAPS wishes to place studentsin challenging jobs as well as refinetheir interviewing skills, CAPS alsostresses that success in the programoften depends on the initiative of thestudent himself. Students wishing totake full advantage of the recruitingprogram should research the compa¬nies that interest them.At the moment CAPS is extremelybusy with the recruiting program tothe extent that two full time people aredevoted to it. Ms. Lipsett said thatthings are looking brighter all the timefor liberal arts majors in the job mar¬ket. In February an average of two em¬ployers per day will visit the U of Ccampus. Each* interviewer will seethirteen students in thirty minute inter¬views from 9 a.m. - 4 p.m.Most of the employers visiting thecampus come to interview students forfilling specific positions. Preparation, extra-curricular activities and rele¬vant work experience are often de-terining factors in employment. En¬glish majors interested in financialpositions need to prove to employersthat they are not afraid of numbers andare truly interested in that area of busi¬ness.The CAPS office is well equippedwith a career library containing booksand other sources of information onevery aspect of job searching, so thatstudents preparing for interviews canmake the most out of the program.CAPS also offers numerous other op¬tions. The recruiting program servesmainly graduating students looking forfull-time positions. Counselors are will¬ing to help students looking for part-time employment or internships. Ca¬reer Counselor Marlene Richman willmeet with students of any major in anyyear in order to help them plan theircareer paths. Student employmentCoordinator Joan McDonald will alsomeet with students to discuss intern¬ships and part-time employment.The best way for an inquiring studentto find out exactly which of the servicesthat CAPS offers suits his or her needsis to stop by the office in person andask. A student should never be dis¬couraged. Recently for example, theMorgan Stnaley company hired two un¬dergraduates from the U of C, one amusic major and the other an econom¬ics major.U of C expands study abroadBy Rosemary BlinnThe College is now making studyabroad easier by establishing formalprograms. Herman Sinaiko, dean ofstudents in the College, and Dan Hall,director of admissions, admit thatwhile it w-as difficult to get credit forstudy abroad before, students are now-encouraged to travel for credit.Hall commented that the increasedforeign study programs are less arecruitment device than a logical movefor the College. “If you talk aboutserious language study then you oughtto have some foreign study programs.”Hall said. He explained that theprimary reason for establishing theprograms was that the College wasconcerned about the quality of the pro¬grams.Hall also said that students do con¬sider foreign study when they look atthe U of C, adding, “kids are thinking ofthat when they apply ”A fourth-year student in the Collegeobserved that he had been discouraged from going abroad for credit a fewyears ago but said it seems like theUniversity is more supportive of studyabroad now. Sinaiko agreed, explain¬ing that when he became dean ofstudents, three years ago, there wereno recognized programs.At that time, students who wanted tostudy abroad had to arrange for a leaveof absence and risk losing financial aid.Credit for the student's program wouldthen be reviewed by the Committee onAcademic Standing when he or shereturned. Students might have difficul¬ty getting credit at a less prestigiousforeign university because it wasn't atU of C standards.The U of C didn't grant credit forother school’s programs for manyyears after the Huthins’ era. Sinaikoexplained that, “My sense was that 40years ago we had a program that wasdifferent from any other school in thecountry. It was impractical to do workat other schools.”continued on page 104 letters.The Chicago Maroon—Friday, February 1, 19851Abortion-Readers Unhappy With Smith’s RemarksTo the Editor:It is surprising to find The Maroonpublishing an article as pointless asMr. Stan Smith’s in the Jan. 29 issue.All he has done is ask a slew of dramat¬ic questions, answer them himself ac¬cording to his pre-existing bias, andthen bellow furiously adopting a typi¬cal holier-than-thou attitude and usingshallow, pseudo-liberal rhetoric. WhileI agree that there are pro-lifers who dosupport nuclear arms build-up, apart¬heid, and other obviously anti-humanrights issues, but there are similar ele¬ments in every conceivable group —some pro-lifers may be “just as Rea-gaon is”, Mr. Smith, however, do re¬member that the Democrats have theirJesse Jacksons too (or is anti-semitismmore acceptable thant anti-abortion?).The point is that the presence of suchelements does not discredit the groupas a whole, nor does it invalidate thecause they are fighting for.I do think that the concept of an “un¬born child” is a contradiction in termsand, provided there is a valid reason, awoman should have the right to termi¬nate a pregnancy irrespective of whatstage it is in. While it is highly contro¬versial at what point human life com¬mences, it is obvious that a fertilizedhuman ovum is a potential human lifeand that has to be respected, — it can¬not be included under somebody’s “re¬productive right”; — on the otherhand, a potential human life canot beelevated to the status of a biologicallyindependent human life either. As suchwe have to accept a woman’s right tohave abortion under certain circum¬stances. It is illogical to set any timelimit when those circumstances exist,— further, it is hard to find any scien¬tific rationale for distinguishing be¬tween a four-month old fetus and a six-month old fetus. In the best of worlds Iwould not like to see any law aboutabortion, — it is a moral decision whichshould best be left to the individual con¬cerned, but as long as people like Mr.Smith regard the termination of apregnancy as just a “woman’s demo¬cratic right to choose”, we know wearen’t in the best of worlds.Amlan RayChaudhuryGraduate StudentBiological SciencesTo the editor:Last quarter I was involved in adiscussion about religion in politics.Later it degenerated into a less thanheated debate on the “abortion issue.”A male graduate student quietly pound¬ed the pulpit high atop his soapbox. Ad¬mittedly I was on the other side of thefence with two women who werewaiting for the timely pause offered inpolite debates. For some reasoneveryone looked tired. It was morningand the room was cold.No new positions, theories or ideaswere offered up for dissection. In fact,the arguments proffered by the youngman didn’t include the nuances of com¬plex intellectual treatment one expectsduring Univ. of Chicago debates.“Women should be responsible and usebirth control if they are going to havesex,” “There is a tremendous demandfor babies...why not carry full-termand give them up for adoption...etc.”One pictures the student with arms upraised, querying the heavens for ex¬planation of what was really quite sim¬ple. In reality his arms were crossedand he lacked the moral indignationcommon to proselytization. He almostlooked uncomfortable, as if he wasfulfilling his duty. The two womenweren’t faring any better. They lackedthe fire essential for this type of debate.It must have been nearing class¬time, I can’t really remember how webroke off. The young man and I wentaway together, each to take care of hisown business. He quietly confided inme that his ex-girlfriend got pregnant acouple of years ago. He wouldn’t marryher but offered monetary renumera¬tion and “moral support” in her deci¬sion. She ended up having an abortion.I watched him trudge off to the libraryto immerse himself in reading. Therewas a bit of snow in the air, with theheavy grey sky typical of Chicago inlate Fall. I began to see why people liv¬ing in glass houses never wash theirwindows.Bradley LongTo the editor:The right to life, a person’s God-given right to exist, has been attacked.It has been attacked by those samepeople that believe that a womanshouldn’t have to be burdened with theresponsibility of a child that shedoesn’t want. The right to life has beenattacked by those same self-centeredpeople that will say, “I’ve got to be my¬self, I’ve got to do my thing and nothingis going to get in my way.” It has beenattacked by those people that need tobe allowed their individuality and theopportunity to develop themselves, re¬gardless of circumstances.I, specifically, address this responseto the pro-individualist that wroteRight-to-Life is really wrong in theJanuary 29 issue of the ChicagoMaroon. In general, I address this tothose readers that accept Pro’s viewthat the leaders of the Right-to-Lifemovement have misguided motivesdirected to saving a “non-life” at theexpense of a woman’s individuality.Pro pointed his finger at me because Isigned the Chicago Maroon anti-abor¬tion ad of January 23. He pointed hisfinger at me to vocalize what I believeas a pro-lifer. I am not a leader of thePro-Life Association, but I will exer¬cise my right to challenge people’sabortion morals, just as Pro did.Pro challenged readers to assesswhat it was for which the Right-to-Lifeleaders really stood. He asked: Whichof the Right-to-Life leaders soliciteddonations for the Third World starv¬ing? Which had petitioned PresidentReagan to release US food reserves tothe same? Which Right-to-Life leaderswere active in challenging US financialintervention in Central America orconverting military spending to meetsocial needs “to provide all the disad¬vantaged children of the US, and theworld, with a future?” He concludedthat none had.Before opening your mouth, I chal¬lenge you to confront a pro-lifer your¬self, Pro. Look at the Right-to-Lifeleaders and other pro-lifers, and seetheir other endeavors, the ones thatdon’t happen to get publicized on theback page of the Maroon, the ones thatThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago.It is published twice weekly, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon arein Ida Noyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, Illinois, 60637. Phone962-9555.Frank LubyEditor in-chiefMichael ElliottNews EditorDavid LanchnerNews EditorFrank ConnollyAssociate News EditorRobert BarlingViewpoints Editor Dennis ChanskySports EditorJulie WeissmanFeatures EditorAlexandra ConroyAssociate EditorPhil PollardPhotography EditorCraig FarberCopy Editor Wally DabrowskiProduction ManagerBruce KingGrey City Journal EditorStephanie BaconGrey City Journal EditorLisa CypraAdvertising ManagerTina EllerbeeBusiness Manager Jaimie WeihrichOffice ManagerLeslie RigbyChicago Literary Review EditorDavid SullivanChicago Literary Review EditorStaff: Karen E. Anderson, Paul Beattie, Tom Berkley, Scott Bernard, RosemaryBlinn, Mark Blocker, David Burke, Mike Carroll, Anthony Cashman, Arthur U. Ellis,Kathy Evans, Paul Flood, Ben Forest, John Gasiewski, Jessie Goodwin, Cliff Gram-mich, Peter Grivas, Gussie, Keith Horvath, Jim Jozefowicz, Larry Kavanagh, A1Knapp, Marcia Lehmberg, Amy Lesemann, Armin Lilienfeld, Jane Look, Mike Lotus,L.D. Lurvey, Helen Markey, Melissa Mayer, Raj Nanda, Karin Nelson, CiaranObroin, Ravi Rajmane, James Ralston, Paul Rohr, Matt Schaefer, Geoff Sherry,Frank Singer, Brad Smith, Jeff Smith, Stan Smith, Paul Song, Steve Sorensen, RickStabile, Adena Svingos, Jim Thompson, Hilary Till, Bob Travis, Terry Trojanek.Contributors. Rolando Braniy, Deena houmeliotis, Chris Speck, Kathy Stevens don’t get highlighted in campus de¬bates, the ones that you could not knowif you did not ask about them. Or chal¬lenge yourself to evaluate which issuesneed to be brought forth, by virtue oftheir urgency, rather than others. Thenlet me challenge you with your ownwords. Is the abuse of children in SouthAfrica indeed the most barbarous asyou observed? Half the black childrenthere live past the age of five years. Onthe contrary, the barest fraction ofaborted children live at all. Perhapsyou’re surprised to realize that any do.Too few, my friend. Is the abuse toblack children in South Africa the mostbarbarous then, or is it the abuse to in¬dividuals that can’t possibly live to seethe light of day because they have ab¬solutely no voice with which to speakand no defenses with which to respond?Pro, these children are among the dis¬advantaged children of the world forwhich pro-lifers fight to provide fu¬tures. These are, in fact, non-advan-taged children that we defend.In addition, you stated that Right-to-Life leaders support the struggles ofonly those things that are not living anddo not exist. Unborn children do existand they are living. To God they are asmuch living as any one of us. To thegovernment, they are living to the de¬gree that it would have to bring forthcountless court cases simply to debatethe whole matter of abortion. Yourpoint of view is blinded by the need toallow individuality and freedom towomen that have lives to control, deny¬ing that same individuality and free¬dom to children that will never havelife at all. Your point of view providesthe irony that opposes your own state¬ments.Even if modern medical technologypermits it, children are not things thatwe throw away at our convenience.Life is sacred to God, this includes lifeas you addressed it in world situations.Abortion, however, is an occurrencethat we can experience right around uson a daily basis. Millions of unborn de¬manding their right to individualityand self-development easily rival thevoices of individuals demanding free¬dom for convenience sake. This is afreedom that too many will never evenhave a chance to experience.Calvin H. Wang,fourth year studentin the CollegeTo the editor:I would like to record my response tothe article by Stan Smith (Maroon1/29/85) In a sequence of sweepingall Right-to-Life leaders have evil andunenlightened motives which are ulti¬mately connected to an anti-feministstance. I think he needs to be correct¬ed.One glaring misconception is that allRight-to-Life leaders are striving tohinder the advancement of women’srights. Mr. Smith seems to think thatall people wishing to restrict the pres¬ent availability of abortion want topunish pregnant women by forcingthem to permanently revoke all otheraspirations in favor of the diaper andkitchen. Not so! A nine month preg¬nancy (which, in most cases, is not en¬tirely disabling) is quite a differentthing than a life long commitment toraising a child. Given the current de¬mand for adoptable imams, no womanwould be forced to accept the latter. Ido not want to be misunderstood; I amnot asserting that a pregnancy, espe¬cially an unwanted pregnancy, is aneasy thing. Nor do I ignore the exis¬tence of complicated circumstances inwhich an abortion would be necessary(e.g. to save the mother’s life). I sim¬ply mean that people concerned withlife should not choose the death of onehuman being over the inconvenience ofanother. People concerned with life, asMr. Smith certainly is, must realizethat there are alternatives to abor¬tion.If Mr. Smith could accept this much,the characterization of some leaders ofthe Right-to-Life movement as reac¬tionaries would trouble him even morethan it presently does. It is absurd toimply that all Right-to-Life leadershave dreams of undermining the na¬tion with extreme right-wing ideals. Ifthey all did, or even if some leaders ap¬ parently do have these convictions, itwould give people more reason to workagainst abortion and correct the falseimpression these leaders could gener¬ate. I agree with Mr. Smith in that theissues he mentions are pro-life. Fur¬ther, I think that a concern for the un¬born is consistent with this pro-life out¬look. There are Right-to-Lifeorganizations which are dedicated tosolving the abortion problem and all itssocial implications — and sympatheticto o$her life issues. The University ofChicago Pro-Life Association has spon¬sored presentations on contraceptionand adoption, topics which deal withunwanted pregnancies before and afterthey occur. The group is also involvedwith a hotline to offer help in crisispregnancy situations. Last quarter theUCPLA co-sponsored a debate on capi¬tal punishment. Perhaps Right-to—lifers are not so awful as Mr. Smithwould like the reader to believe.There is one further correction Ineed to mention. This one is owned tothe petition signers. The petition clear¬ly says that signers oppose the currentabortion law. It does not ask if signerssupport the small minds of whichSmith writes, anti-women views, ille¬gal abortions, or the neglect of otherpro-life causes. With their individualreservations concerning when, if ever,abortions should be allowed, signersagreed that the present availability ofabortion is unfit for a pro-life society.Colleen MooreThird Year Student in the CollegeUniversity of Chicago Pro-LifeSecretaryTo the Editor:I would like to record my response tothe article by Stan Smith (Maroon1/29/85). In a sequence of sweepinggeneralizations and fallaciousarguments he succeeded in confusingthe issues on abortion, exactly the op¬posite of his stated aim.Firstly, if he would actually read thepetition he would probably notice thatthe words ‘pro-life’ do not appear. Hewould also notice that the signatories(of which I am one) have made onestatement only: that we are opposed tothe current law which permits abortionfor the full 9 months pregnancy. We donot want “to strip women of their rightto equal opportunity with men,” norhave we identified with any such no¬tions.He suggests that the leaders of pro¬life are not consistent in their action. Iconfess I know little about their viewson other issues. However, I do knowabout 20 of the signatories. Most, if notall, of these are consistently pro-life;some have not only asked for but givendonations for relief in Ethiopia, theywould willingly protest about otherviolations of human rights and wouldsurely support sex education programsand free contraceptives. Our resourcesand time are limited; it is difficult to beactive for every just cause.Finally he implies that the fetus is“not actually living, does not exist”and is not “real, actual human life.”Would he have us believe that the fetusis dead; that it does not exist, or that itis actually a plant or some animalother than human. Indeed, after thebaby can live outside the womb — ap¬proximately six months after concep¬tion — surely it is a human being inevery sense. It is for the last threemonths, in particular, that it seems sowrong to allow an abortion. It is for thisreason that I signed the petition, and Ihave no intention of renouncing mycommitment to it.Charles TaylorTo the editor:Just a short note concerning theabortion debate which undoubtedly willbe with us for the next few months. Mr.Stan Smith (29 January) has arguedquite well that certain “Right-to-Lifers” do not hold a consistent Pro-Life stance when it comes to otherissues such as starving children in theThird World and diverting militaryspending to meet the social needs ofthis country. I would hope that those ofus who signed the U of C petition oppos¬ing the current abortion law are moreconsistent on these issues than the peo-continued on page fiveletters 5The Chicago Maroon—Friday, February 1,WHPK offers morethan just the musicTo the Editor:We are writing to express disap¬proval about the recent decisions of theStudent Government Finance Commit¬tee about the WHPK budget. The cutsmade by the SGFC have hurt the sta¬tion. While we do not work for the sta¬tion, ,we are occasional listeners. Weenjoy listening to the sports broadcastson WHPK, as we do not often have theopportunity to attend the games.Rick Szesny and the SGFC mustrealize that the radio station provides avaluable service to the University com¬munity, and involves more people thanthe number of individuals who are ac¬tively involved in the station as DJsand broadcasters.If the cuts made by the SGFC preventus from hearing sports events over theair, then we feel that a grave error injudgement has been made. In the Jan.25 issue of the Maroon, Szesny claimedthat without the record collection atWHPK, there would be no station. Thisis not true. While we rarely listen to themusical programs, we do listen to thesports broadcasts. They, too, are avital part of WHPK. If, by your cuts,you have prevented them from continu¬ing, you have hurt the station.WHPK does have listeners who areaware of what is going on. We may notbe very vocal, but we do appreciate thestation nonetheless.Tim GoodellDoug StevensonStudents in the CollegeAbortioncontinued from page fourpie to whom Mr. Smith referred.However, his editorial points to the factthat if one were to take a consistent anduncompromising Pro-Life position, therepeal of the current law allowing abor¬tion would be an incontestable part ofthis stance. To quote Mr. Smith, “Halfthe Black children of South Africa die before they reach age five ... this mostbarbarous form of abuse of human lifeon the planet.” In my opinion this hor¬rendous abuse of life is overshadowedby another; more than one quarter ofthe Black and Asian and White childrenof this country are killed before theytake their first breath (Newsweek, 14January 1985). It is their right to lifethat 1 defend. Incidentally, this is why Isigned the petition.Doug MarchukGraduate StudentMolecular Genetics & Cell BiologyTo the editorThe Maroon’s coverage of last week¬end’s panel discussion on abortion,while mainly accurate and even-hand¬ed, suffers from some errors and omis¬sions, as well as a certain bias. In addi¬tion, the panelists themselves failed tomention some important facts.First, the story omits a vital point inLaw Professor Cass Sunstein’s discus¬sion of fetal personhood. For while Sun-stein did indeed say that “we currentlyhave no social concensus as to whetherthe fetus is a person,” he also admittedthat Roe v. Wade effectively declaredthe unborn to be non-persons whichtherefore do not merit a constitutionalright to life. I should add that this spe¬cial category of “non-personal” humanlife also made possible the Court’sDredd Scott decision of 1857. upholdingslavery. And in antebellum America,there was no consensus on black per¬sonhood, either.Furthermore, Prof. Sunstein himselffailed to mention just how little legalprotection the unborn enjoy. He holdsthat “viability” (the point at which thechild can survive outside the womb)should be set as the time at which abor¬tion can no longer take place, in mostcases. However, the present abortionlaw in no way requires states to protectthe unborn after viability. In fact, theexceptions in the Court’s Doe v. Boltonruling are so broad that a mother canlegally abort her child up to the mo¬ment of birth for practically any rea¬son, including marital and economicstatus or peace of mind. The Maroon’s story also misstatedDr. Chase Kimball’s remarks aboutwomen who “quickly become pregnantagain after having an abortion.” Theydo so, in the Maroon’s version, “tomake up for a wrong they feel they’vecommitted by bearing a child” (em¬phasis mine). Actually, according toDr. Kimball, these individuals oftenbecome pregnant again to undo the actof abortion.Finally, the reporter expresses a cer¬tain bias in stating that “the most rele¬vant question asked during the ques¬tion-answer session...was whether ornot a fetus feels pain” (emphasismine). Relevant, certainly, but mostrelevant? Dr. Kimball’s answer — that“the idea of pain...does not enter intothe discussion here” — suggests exact¬ly the opposite. But to ask a question ofDr. Kimball himself: if fetal pain issomehow irrelevant because pain is a“learned response,” how much learn¬ing is required before a fetus — or any¬one — can recognize that all the metods of abortion — suction evacua¬tion, dismemberment, or saline poison¬ing (with accompanying third degreeburns) — actually hurt?However, on the whole, I’d like tothank the Maroon and the panelists fortheir dispassionate treatment of an ad¬mittedly explosive topic. We needmore of the same. Sincerelv.Chris Hodgkins, President,U.S. Pro-Life AssociationCorrectionIn an article last Tuesday on theRound Table which discussed minorityrecruitment, I listed the four panelistsas Gary Orfield, professor of politicalscience, Dan Hall, dean of college ad¬missions and aid, Deborah Summers,admissions and aid at Northwestern.This is incorrect. Deborah Summers isthe assistant dean of students at the Uof C, and Andre Bell, director of admis¬sions and aid at Northwestern was thefourth panelist.Julie Weissman, Features editorHillel House PresentsTU B’S SHEVATCOFFEE HOUSESinging with Marion NeudelSaturday, February, 29:00 P.M.Cost $1.50Hillel House5715 S. Wood lawn752-1127 • Great music• Good food• Felafel, Humus,Arabic coffee• Hebrew gamesand storiesThere will be a meeting of all Maroon staffwriters and editors onTuesday, Feb. 5th at 7:30 p.m.in room 303 of Ida NoyesWe will discuss:the first eight issues of the quarterdesign changesstory organizationassignmentsYou are urge^to attend!, - y-. <V. ; ■'.* * - .. /.■ ' r ■ / . r‘viewpointsThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, February 1, 1985,Discussing Reagan and his dreamsBy Jeff SmithSometimes, and I do say this guar¬dedly, it’s worth actually listening towhat Ronald Reagan has to say. Theman’s great virtue is that he naivelypasses from brain to mouth anynumber of popular ideas (to use theterm loosely) with other politicians be¬lieve but spend their energy trying todisguise. If Reagan is asked what hethinks about Armageddon, as he wasduring one of last fall’s debates, hesimply answers. The only remarkablething is that somehow he can do thisand not be seen as committing, theever-dreaded “gaffe.”By contrast, Jimmy Carter’s utterlyinnocuous declaration of “lust in hisheart” in 1976 was rammed back downhis throat by the news media. Andthere is an additional irony in this con¬trast. The phrase Carter chose reflect¬ed his real religiosity: It is a Biblicalallusion and a commonplace of evan¬gelical piety. Regan, on the other hand,was quoted last summer calling “Mandoes not live by bread alone” an “oldsaying.” The Great Lion of God of 1984apparently does not know that theseare, rather, the words of Christ himselfaccording to the Gospel of Luke. Nor dothe millions who took to embody Godand Country notice, or care, that hedoesn’t know. Nor do the media. (Rea¬gan thus proves again that you can foolall of the people some of the time. Buton to more edifying topics.)Reagan’s explanation of his “StarWars” plan is quite unwittingly reveal¬ing in the above sense. He presents theplan as an alternative to MAD — “Mu¬tual Assured Destruction” — which hecorrectly points to as having seriousphilosophical flaws.Of course, it is nonsense to suggestthat MAD is the essence of current U.S.policy. That suggestion is, in fact, a lie,or would be if Reagan had any ideawhat he was talking about. (If themedia knew anything about the issue,they would be compelled to call it agaffe.) As has been amply documentedin recent years, official U.S. nuclearpolicy is to develop and extend not anall-out. MAD-type deterrent, but a nu¬clear warfighting capability.But whether or not Reagan himselfunderstands this, his vision of StarWars, just re-invoked in his Inauguraladdress, clearly is an affirmative one— a genuine dream if you like, whichdemands to be understood by virture ofits deep cultural roots.The dream is of a world protected byhighly sophisticated anti-missile weap¬ons of some sort. It is called “StarWars” because what current techno¬logy points toward is the deployment ofthese weapons in space: satellites, forexample, that could shoot an enemy’smissile out of the sky with laser beams.(At least that’s part of it. The U.S. isalso quickly developing a far less “hu¬manitarian” — to use Reagan’s word— ability to attack satellites them¬selves, including early warning satel¬lites that help keep the Russians frompanicking in crises. But I will leave thisfar more dangerous part of the plan forothers to discuss.There are two central objections toStar Wars which for my purposes areworth noting, because Reagan’s re¬sponse to them is what I find so reveal¬ing. One objection is that whatever thelong-term prospects for anti-missileweapons, it is “destablizing” in theshort run to pursue their development.It makes everyone nervous, calls intoquestion America’s commitment to thevery important anti-ballistic-missiletreaty, and creates a new arms race inspace.The other objection is that anti¬missile weapons just won’t work — thedream can never be realized. The otherside can always overcome any such de¬fense simply by firing more missilesand “saturating” it.This second objection is, in fact, arestatement''of the central tenet of thenuclear age: We can no longer protectour homelands against weapons ofwar. The ratio of destructive potentialto cost has been too skewed in favor ofdestruction ever since nuclear weap¬ons appeared, and therefore we mustwork from strategies that take our ownvulnerability as a given. Reagan’s response to the first objec¬tion is to invoke not just a dream but afairy tale, in which he, Ronald Reaganof “evil empire” fame, turns aroundand hands Russian the Star Wars tech¬nology after we’ve invented it, andsomehow brings along in tow a U.S. de¬fense establishment that is activelyworking to get a nuclear upper hand.And if you disagree that this is a fairytale, the point is mooted by the secondobjection, which still holds that no suc¬cessful Star Wars technology will everbe avaiable to share with anyone.This second objection Reagan simplyrejects. “There has never been a weap¬on invented in the history of man,”Reagan said during the second Presi¬dential debate, “that has not led to adefensive, a counter-weapon.” Thosewho doubt Reagan’s sincerity in nu¬clear matters should note that certainof his views here are quite long-stand¬ing. During his 1980 Presidential cam¬paign, candidate Reagan said to RoberScheer,I think the thing that struck me(while visiting the North Ameri¬can Air Defense headquarters)was the irony that here, with thisgreat tehnology of ours, we cando all of this yet we cannot stopany of the weapons that are com¬ing at us. I don’t think there’sbeen a time in history when therewasn’t a defense against somekind of thrust, even back in theold-fashioned days when we hadcoast artillery that would stop in¬vading ships if they came.More recently, in an unrehearsed re¬sponse to a Japanese television inter¬viewer, Reagan called nuclear weap¬ons uncivilized and urged. “Let us. atleast, get back to where we oncewere.” And at the time of Reagan’s“Star Wars speech” in March 1983,Anthony Lewis reported that some ofthe President’s advisors were “embar¬rassed by his enthusiasm” on this sub¬ject.Robet Scheer is correct to note thatReagan differs from most world lead¬ers in longing not for an end to war it¬self — indeed, he atavistically declaresthat wars of the past were “civilized”— but longing rather for “the ultimteantiballistic missile.” Reagan, saysScheer, expresses a “wistful desire forthe relative simplicity of the past and abelieve in the capacity of industrialtechnology to solve any problem.”If indeed Star Wars is unrealizable,then Scheer is also correct to call thiswistfulness another example of Rea¬gan’s “detachment from reality.” Butjust as important is its source. For thefact is that Reagan expresses not just alack of information but a positivelyheld belief — a belief in that earliertechnology, or perhaps in the past it¬self.Now, there is nothing strange inAmerican cultural history about peo¬ple responding to advancing techno¬logy with nostalgia for earlier times.As the machine crept into the garden,to borrow terms from Leo Marx, thegreatest American literature reflected the sense of loss of what had onceseemed a pristine, pastoral land¬scape.What is noteworthy about Reagan,though, is that the “earlier times” towhich his thinking harks back are notpre-technological and pastoral, butmerely pre-nuclear. This is still a kindof romanticism but with a significantnew twist. If romanticism once meanta cult of the Middle Ages, with theirsupposed codes of chivalry andheroism, not, apparently, it means acult of early modern warfare of the latenineteenth and early twentieth cen-tures, with its technologized forwardbattlefronts and its potentialy secur-able homelands in the rear.It is easy to see why such a visionwould be particularly difficult for anAmerican to let go of. America aboveall suffered a loss of security with theadvent of nuclear weapons; previous¬ly, its natural defenses had made it allbut impregnable. For Americans,early modern warefare meant warfarefaraway in Europe. To a certain sort ofmind with a cldear memory of that era,it must seem abject surrender to evencontemplate a strategy like MAD,which permits an immediate threat tothe American homefront to exist inperpetuity.The essence of the romantic impuseis its refusal to endorse such a surren¬der to technology. And Americans inparticular are apt to believe that tech¬nology can and should be subject tohuman control, that it can serve safetyand national greatness. The periodReagan mistily invokes is, after all, theera when America’s technology estab¬lished this country’s world dominance.When America was thought of as a gar¬den, romantic yearnings were pasto¬ral; since it came to be identified with“progress,” romance looks back tohalcyon days of supposedly beneficentindustry.What comes across is Reagan’s re¬marks is not only the belief that we aresurrendering to, instead of shaping,our technological destiny, but also aterrific fear of what technology has be¬come as a result. I do indeed believethat Ronald Reagan really hates nu¬clear weapons. I also believe that thishatred of them is what makes himwant to build more and more at anever-faster rate.The logic there is not as obscure as itmight seem. In fact, that logic providesa simple answer to the question thathas so vexed the nuclear-disarmamentmovement. Why is it that noting is everenough? Why does no strategy and noweapons system ever satisfy eitherside, and allow the arms race to reacha point of stasis?Various explanations have been of¬fered for this: the greed of weaponsmanufacturers, institutional and inter¬national political dynamics, and eventhe notion of a “neurosis” or “missilefetish” among the superpowers’ topleadership. The last point has been theleast well-developed, because no onecould go beyond the psychobabble la¬beling to explain exactlv how thisFMlO5offJicALL^vrs7/ii.Afj<J^ “neurosis” arose or operated.Well, here is a hypothesis: If you seea particular device as being the devil’swork — evil — you will naturally ex¬pect it to serve the devil better than itserves you. If the device in question isnuclear weapons and the devil is yourearthly enemy (Reagan’s Russia,you’ll remember, is “the focus ofevil”), then you will always be plaguedby the fear that your enemy’s weaponswill work and yours won’t. Hence youwill never feel obscure with whatyou’ve got. Every weapon you acquirefalls down a bottomless well of Mani-chean pessimism.Indeed, the nuclear innovation thatcontinues to occur is based precisely onthese pessimistic assumptions. It restsabove all on a “worst-case” analysis inwhich, for instance, the Russians areable to launch flawless first strikesagainst our land-based missiles whilewe simultaneously discover that ourair — and sea-based missiles are some¬how useless for retaliation. Reaganhimself is especially enthusiastic aboutthis sort of thinking. Despite access tobetter information, he has given voiceto elaborate fantasies not only of U.S.vulnerability, of but also of Russian in¬vincibility. These include 100 percent“hardening” of Soviet industry againstattack, a paranoic vision beyond theimagination even of the CIA.The problem has been that worst-case analysis presents itself as mereprudence and rationality — so convinc¬ingly, in fact, that even its critics havemet it on that ground and tried to argueit away rationally. The great blessingof having Ronald Reagan around isthat in his childlike candor he antici¬pates impulses underlying this sort ofanalysis, impulses which are not ratio¬nal at all but rather emotional andeven spiritual.The key to seeing this is recognizingthat the fervor Reagan brings to his“windows of vulnerability” or to StarWars or to “limited nuclear war inEurope” (remember that?) is thesame fervor he brings to his demonicattitude toward Russia. It is this fervorwhich does make him something of a“religious” man, and which allowspeople to see him as religious even if hedoesn’t know a Bible version when oneof them bites him. (Mild, unferventWalter Mondale, though the son of aminister, came off as downright irreli¬gious by comparison.)Most importantly, Reagan’s fervormakes him religious in the same wayas his armies of true believers, manyof whom couldn’t care less about theSatan of tradition but who react withshrill terror — not altogether unjusti¬fied — at the forces of social and tech¬nological modernity that seem to havedashed all their old certainties.In fact, the cultural impulses forwhich Reagan is the reigning spokes¬man certainly touch many beyond hiscore of fundamentalist supporters.Precisely because they are spiritualwithout being explicitly religious, theycan shape the outlook of people whocontinued on page sevenBY ZJTA Jo^EFoultc^SIR, WE 1-lftVE TODECIDE MOW MUCHWE'RE GOING TOBUDGET FOR DE¬FENSE IN Li GMTof the renew¬ed ARMS TALKS Defense?offemse<’OU TEAM, FOOTBALL. DO YOU WANTto see The coin xFlipped in theSUPERBOUl'with That resolved sir , let's moveON TO DEVISING A NAME FOR YOUR AD¬MINISTRATION'S SPENDING PROGRAMON BEHALF OF sorry nr president But they didn'tREPORT TODAY; THEY’ RE STill SLEEPINGOFF INAUGRAU HANGOVERS. CAN YOUwing it sir, uke when The mire broke Kemehber Sir, that tr.'had the"SQUARE deal; FD R, THE new DEAL-,and Truman,the fair deal I've Got it;he'll Call mt SocialSPENDING PrOGRAM'THE CHEESE DEAL 'comics 7The Chicago Maroon—Friday. February 1, 1985HHHWBcontinued from page sixdon’t consciously cleave to any givencreed.It is just this sort of spiritual fear anddesire in the culture at large that weshould be on the lookout for. Otherwise,even if we identify some “neurosis”among our leaders, we have no expla¬nation for the support they continue toget as they puruse their neurotic poli¬cies. And we have no idea what to doonce Reagan himself passes from thescene.Part of the reason disarmament ad¬vocates have had difficulty graspingthis perspective is that it is full of iron¬ies. That is the nature of any complex,inarticulate cultural belief, and cer¬tainly it is the nature of neurosis: thusthe sense in which that casual label hassome truth.What characterizes neurotics is acompulsion to do things that defeattheir own purposes. In Reagan’s case,nostalgia and the fear of technologyhave made him a (very successful)champion of high-tech innovation andof ever more sophisticated hardware.This is ironic. His wish to see us shapeour own destines has led him to placeour fate in the hands of bureaucraticsystems with an internal momentum oftheir own. That is-also ironic. His Man-ichean sense of the special nature ofnuclear war has - aligned him withstrategists whose warfighting orienta¬tion denies that specialness. And final¬ly, Reagan’s inchoate feeling for theevil of nuclear weapons has led him topile up a crushing load of them fromwhich mankind may never escape.But then, in succumbing to all theseironies, Reagan has merely been rep¬resenting us. If there is one thing weshould finally have learned in the lastfew months, it is that. After all, it wasthe “gaffe-free’ debate in which Rea¬gan discussed both Armageddon andStar Wars that most observers believesealed his re-election. BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathedis'pose you've hehrpABOUT THE VIGILANTE...WHACKIN'7H056 STREETMIMES WITH ANOUVE LOAF LASTNIGHT... , such a sim ir¬is/ SUCH A TRAGIC.ANP VIOLENT STONYms iNPeep/ GOOPNESS ONLY KNOWSWHAT SCURRILOUS FORCESARE MOBILIZING AT THISVERY MOMENT TO EXPLOITTHE WHOLE SORRYAFFAIR...MOVE IT PEOPLE ! WE'VE GOT AVIGILANTE OUT THERE BOPPINGSTREET PERFORMERS ! I WANTRUMORS! PfRT/ SCANPAL fTITILLATING PERSONAL RETAILS! HELLO ? EPITORIALS ? 1WANTINP/GNATION: SHOCK.. MORALOUTRAGE. 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Our local numberis still 263-3656. And our toll-free number remains 1-800-251-5720.What we have done is lower our fare numbers. Dramatically. Andwhen you study those numbers and remember that were a full-serviceairline, were sure you’ll be calling your travel agent’s number, or one of ours,very soon. And hurry, because the number ot seats is limited.J/55f27iWSfi!W*Admnce purchase, min/max stay, round-trip purchase and time of day restrictions may apply to some fares.lO newsMHHHBBiThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, February 1, 1985iHealthcontinued from page onedesigns of the sessions seemed to bepsychoanylitic in nature. I went everyweek for several months and talkedabout my childhood a lot. I gained ab¬solutely nothing from it. Additionallyshe would ‘try out’ hypotheses onme...” Marilyn’s therapist could notsee her beyond the ten weeks, but ap¬parently decided to start some sort oflong term treatment anyway. Longterm care can do much for a patient.But it is definitely long. Freudian psy¬choanalysis, the most famous type,takes many years. And even ‘‘shortterm” therapy can go on for years.Marilyn also says that the 45 minutesessions once every week were tooshort and too seldom for her to open upin treatment, especially at psychoana¬lysis.“You can solve a situational problemin ten weeks,” says Poshepny. ‘‘Butother types of problems need moretime. I would not talk about people’schildhoods. I’d stick to the here andnow. Because, in ten weeks I don’thave the luxury to go back into yourtoilet training or how your mothertreated you in first grade. Not unlessyou came in and said: ‘You know. I’mreally bugged about my toilet train¬ing’ ”.Howard tells a story similar to Mari-Studycontinued from page threeHe added, though, that the U of C cur¬riculum hasn't been that different fromother schools' for the past 20 years andthat perhaps that reputation preventedthe U of C from having a study abroadprogram. “There was a built in pre¬judice that no work from other schoolswas the equivalent (of ours),” Sinaikoexplained.The U of C has recently changed thisattitude to be more appealing to pro¬spective students, though. “Dan Hallfeels that most of the schools we com¬pare ourselves to have these programsand in order to remain reasonably com¬petitive we ought to do this.” Sinaikosaid.Programs were established whenElissa Weaver, associate professor inthe department of Romance languageswent to then-master James Redfieldwho approached Sinaiko proposing aprogram in Bologna. Italy. Sinaiko saidarranging formal programs was in-Nerkcontinued from page threeceive gift certificates. There will be astrong emphasis on instruction forevents like cross-country skiing andspeed-skating. If interest runs highenough, novice categories will becreated for these events, and prizeswill be awarded. Registered houseteams may also receive IM points. Theschedule of events will be releasedlater.Saturday evening the Faculty/Stu¬dent Dance will be held in Ida Noyesgymnasium. The dance will feature themusic of the Widespread Jazz Orches¬tra. Refreshments will be served.On Sunday, the week’s events willwind down with the Pajama Brunch.The Brunch will be held from 10 a.m. to1 p.m. in the Ida Noyes Hall library andlounge. During the brunch the WinterOlympics prizes will be awarded, and aspecial raffle will be held. The raffleprizes include dinners for two at manyof Chicago’s finest restuarants.Henderson House in Pierce hasplanned its own Kuviasungnerk activi¬ty. According to John Burbank, thehouse members will be sleeping intents on North Field every day thatDean Levine holds Kangeiko, or fromMonday through Friday. John assuresthe Maroon that all 60 members of thehouse have signed up. The Hendersonresident head, Ken Sawyer, with thatKuviasungnerk spirit, has promised toshave his head and subsist on a diet ofraw fish for the week. All this is beingdone, Burbank says, to gain support for, installation of benches in the quads.Linn House in Burton Judson also lyn’s. He went into Mental Health lastyear when he was so tense he could notstudy for his midterms. “He (the ther¬apist) told me ‘well let’s see what wecan do for future times; but I don’tthink we can help you this time.’ Thenwhen I went back next quarter theytold me they couldn’t help me and re¬ferred me. There’s this grey area.They’re only in a position to do shortterm, but I get the feeling they weretrying to work on the long term too.”George puts it this way: “They're noteffective at dealing with crises andthey don’t offer long term. So where dothey fit in0"Paul’s therapist handled the tenweek limit in the opposite way fromMarilyn’s or Howard s: “I’d just go inand talk about what w as bothering methat week. It looked like it could havegone on for 50 years. We weren’t work¬ing towards anything.” Paul’s thera¬pist did not attempt long term care.Paul's complaint might point out an in¬effectiveness of short term care. Asone student put it “It’s like they’re try¬ing to put a band-aid on a gapingwound.”However, Paul has more to say: “Ithink, given their constraints, theycouldn't do anything. It’s like: ‘we’renot going to get into anything because Iknow we'll barely scratch the surfacebefore time’s up.’ I’d only been thereabout five times and she started spend¬ing half of every session talking aboutitially difficult because the registrationhad to be reprogrammed on the bur¬sar’s computers. Several professorsthen came forward with programs tobe approved on a trial basis as well.While it is now easier to study abroadon a U of C prograrrt. financial aidtransfer can still be a problem. The on¬ly program on which a student’sUniversity financial aid will be con¬tinued is the Mexico one. That program,is different because it is an exchangeand therefore the U of C student’smoney pays for the Mexican studentand the tuition never leaves the Univer¬sity. The Mexican student’s moneythen pays for the U of C student. Onother study abroad programs, the U ofC students pay tuition directly to theforeign school. The problem is that theU of C will only pay University finan¬cial aid on tuition money remaining oncampus. The financial aid problemdoes not affect federal or state funds,though.Sinaiko stressed that the currentforeign study programs are pilot pro¬grams. They will be reviewed beforethey become permanent.plans to cash in on Kuviasungnerk.They will be making and selling officialKuviasungnerk thermal underwear.HistoryKuviasungnerk was originally con¬ceived as a replacement for the annualfreshman trip. It has since outgrownthese modest beginnings and in the fallof 1984 was ranked by USA Today asone of the country’s Top 20 week-longuniversity parties.Kuviasungnerk is a composed wordtaken from three discrete Eskimo mor¬phemes. The morphemes, when takentogether, translate roughly into “thestate of feeling happy.” Kangeiko is ofJapanese extraction. “ ‘Kan’ means‘winter’ and ‘keiko’ signifies ‘train¬ing,’ ” the Maroon reported last year,so Kangeiko therefore means wintertraining. * * *Martha McClintock, Department ofBehaviorial SciencesTuesday, February 5, 4:30p.m.Harper 130.The lecture funded by the Women’sboard, focuses on the “Social and Psy¬chological Regulation of the MenstrualCycle.” This is the second lecture inthe “Reconceiving Biology: Women,Reproduction, and the Life Cycle”series.Professor Ralph Lerner, SocialSciences in the CollegeFriday, February 1, 8:30 p.m.The topic, given at the Hillel House,will be “Rambam’s People: TheTeacher and his Audiences. On Satur¬day, there will be The Hillel CoffeeHouse for Tu B’Shevat with Israeli andJewish folksinging, games, storytell¬ing and food. what was I going to do when the tenweeks were over.” Paul’s therapist didnot want to start anything she could notfinish, and was apparently reluctant tostart anything at all. Short term care,though, is worth the effort. Gendlinsays “Anybody who is any good canmake a short term encounter a positivething for a person.”On the whole. Paul’s experiencemust have been good. “She seemedfriendly, even concerned. I could tellshe wanted to do something, eventhough we didn’t do anything. I felt likeshe was trying to help me, so I keptgoing back and I stayed in school. Ithelped me in that once a week I couldgo and bitch about everything I thoughtwas wrong. You can’t really bitchwhen you need it to teachers, adminis¬trators, parents or fellow students,” hesaid.“They did a study in Manhattan”says Gendlin, “of people selected atrandom. They found that 80 percent ofthe people interviewed could use somepsychiatric care. To me, this meanseverybody could use some.” Becauseso many students need help, and somany will need it beyond the ten weeklimit, referrals are important. But sev¬eral students complain that they wereleft in the dark. Rachel says “Theydon’t tell you they can refer you tosomeone” Marilyn independentlymakes the same complaint.The Student Mental Health Clinicconfused Howard in another way. Theyled him to think he was sick. “I didn’treally know what I was going through”he says, “I didn’t know why I neededhelp outside the system. I didn’t know Iwas ‘that far gone’, I was given thatkind of feeling.”“(The ten week limit) is their routinepolicy,” says Gendlin. “They have totell the patient that they cannot offerlong term help. But instead of sayingsomething about themselves, they saysomething about you. This implicationthat ‘you’re such a terrible case thatwe can’t handle you’ is a fantasticallydestructive thing.”Howard was told to look for outside help by his therapist. Rachel was leftuninformed about outside help by hertherapist. It was Marilyn’s therapistwho decided what kind of treatmentshe could start getting. It was Paul’stherapist who decided to deal with theten week limit another way.Apparently, there is no policy. Theadministration of the Student Mental1Health Clinic has not decided whatkind of care it should be offering to stu¬dents. Therapists are left to improvise,and some students are left in a greyarea. If the Clinic does have a policy, itdid not tell these students clearly whatthat policy is, and why.FearStudents face other obstacles whentrying to get good mental health care.The biggest is their own fear. Paul says“Nobody wants to admit it if they’vebeen to mental health. It’s still taboo.”Paul thinks this fear of “taboo” ex¬tends beyond the students. “The ad¬ministration doesn’t like to admit howmany students need it. They make itseem like you’d be happy here if you’djust find the right approach...join IMsports or something. A lot of studentswho aren’t stupid or crazy or on drugsare not happy here. And the collgewon’t admit it. They keep pretendingit’s the student’s fault. I guess you haveto do that to get kids to come here. Butthey should at least not totally ignoreit. So many kids are unhappy here theyshould at least give some more moneyto Mental Health.”Herman Sinaiko, dean of students inthe College, thinks students shouldmake greater use of the clinic. “Manystudents are unhappy because of thepressures of this school. Maybe they’venever got a C before. They are beingforced to perform. And many studentsneed help adjusting to these pressuresof adult life. Therapy is good for that. 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ChanskyRight now we are in the midst of the eighth BingCrosby National Pro-Am to be held without der Bin-gle himself. That is to say, this is the eighth BingCrosby National Pro-Am ever. When Bing was alivethe tournament was known by its unofficial, morecasual name, simply, the Crosby Clambake. Butthat was the effect Bingle had on people, makingthem relax and forget just how important (or unim¬portant), or how tense (or silly) their task at handactually was. The Crosby Clambake was a place togo to have a few guffaws, eat like a pig, gather afew autographs, do your own imitation of Bing, andmerrily challenge a difficult, but o-o-o-h so beauti¬ful course. I don’t know whether any of this haschanged since Bing has died, so be relieved that thispiece will not be yet another lament for somethingwhich no longer is and can never be again. I’m sureNathaniel Crosby, the tournament’s current hostand Bing’s youngest son, does his best to retain theloose atmosphere of the clambake. If young Crosbydoes emphasize the golf aspect of the tournamentmore than his father it is quite understandable. Iwould emphasize golf much more if I, like NateCrosby, had a three handicap from the members’tee at Pebble Beach before my 17th birthday.But this weekend is a perfect time to reflect onthe contributions of Harry Lillus “Bing” Crosby tothe American sporting life. Specifically, Bing hadthe most influence on professional golf, but he alsoowned part of the Pittsburgh Pirates. But beyondthese details, Bing had a tremendous effect on thetenor of American sports, as he influenced themwith his personal style.Crosby’s tournament is the grand-father of boththe pro-am format and of the celebrity-hosted tour¬nament. Unfortunately, both these models havegotten out of control. Bob Hope now needs fourcourses to contain all his guest-hackers, and every¬one except the already over-exposed Dick Clark ishosting his own tournament this year. His best workon behalf of golf was to rescue it from being the pre¬serve of the priviliged. Before Bing’s time, golf wasplayed by about five thousand Americans. Anyonewho picked up a club was automatically branded“playboy” or “jet-setter (even though there wereyet no jets).” A golfer had to wear expensive spe¬cialty-wear, and was expected to make a day out ofa trip to the links. Bing helped change all that. Hemade his uniform the Hawaiian shirt and the porkpie hat, and stormed right past the gate keepersand right onto the course. Bing never tired to hidethe fact that he was off for a little golf whenever hehad the time, such as an hour before his radio show The Third Stringwent on the air. Although the very virtuous game ofgolf would have spread to all manner and class ofpeople even without Crosby, one must give Bingsome of the credit for the tons of public coursesbuilt in the past 30 years.As for Bing’s tangible contribution to baseball,I’d say there was none. Except for a short streak inthe early 70’s, the Pirates have been a rather poorteam for the past 60 years. But I think Bing made aconsiderable contribution to baseball. Baseball isthe quintessential American sport, and Bing was,and remains for some of us, the quintessentialAmerican. Colorful, baggy clothes; funny hats; aslight paunch; a leisurely, if not narcoleptic pacethrough life; a barbershop baritone; unfailing op¬timism; and even full recovery from alcoholismare equally trademarks of baseball and der Bingle.By living and promoting this lifestyle, Bing was, ineffect, promoting baseball, and other authenticallyAmerican institutions as well. And if you think thatHarry Caray catches the essence of Take Me Out tothe Ball Game, then you’ve never heard Bing bah-bah-bah-boo his way through this classic, the play¬ing of which makes me hope that I never get gack,that I never have to leave baseball and Bing andBlue Skies and Accentuate the Positive, to continuesuspended from everyday life just Swingin’ on aStar past Where the Blue of the Night Meets TheGold of the Day. Now, it only I had A Million DollarBaby from the Five and Ten Cent Store.Pete Rozele, the oneand only of the NFLCraig FarberThis week, the NFL announced the newest induc¬tees into the pro-football Hall of Fame. Among themore notable selections were Joe Namath, RogerStaubach and O.J. Simpson. These three newestmembers were always in front of the camera, andare often recalled as the men that made footballwhat it is today.Namath, through his arrogance in Super BowlIII, is said to have given the AFL enough credibilityto merge with the NFL. Staubach is remembered asthe quarterback that would always get away fromthe defense just in time to make the big play. Whowill ever forget the Hail Mary pass. Then there’sO.J. Simpson, who despite his bumbling in the ABCbroadcast booth, still broke the 2000 yard barrier onthat snowy day at Shea Stadium.However, another man was elected who is at leastas responsible as these players for the success ofthe NFL. Pete Rozelle has been the one and onlycommissioner of the NFL for 25 years, and his cur¬ sports 13,The Chicago Maroon—Friday, February l, I985wmmmmmrent contract does not expire until 1992. He hastransformed the league from a loose confederationof teams with a relatively small following into aconglomeration with a two billion dollar contractand one of the largest followings of any professionalteam sport. Rozelle has helped football become themost popular spectator sport through his work withthe NFL.Although Namath is remembered for being thecatalyst for the merger, the merger itself is all toRozelle’s credit. He realized that the league’s popu¬larity was lagging and the emergence of the AFLwas just the shot in the arm the NFL needed. TheAFL could become NFL rivals, and after the-merger the AFC-NFC split could continue the rival¬ry. In order to create the rivalry the Super Bowlwas born. This game, under Rozelle’s guidance, hasgrown into the biggest sporting event of the year.A few years ago the NFL was negotiating a newtelevision contract and Rozelle led the NFL’s nego¬tiating team which came away with the six yearcontract. This contract provided economic securityfor many teams that could not survive without tele¬vision revenues.In the early 60’s Rozelle suspended two of theNFL’s more popular players, Paul Hornung andAlex Karras for participating in football gambling.Twenty years later Rozelle maintained this stanceby suspending Art Schlichter for similar activities.Rozelle realizes that gambling and football are al¬ready too closely tied together, and that he cannotlet them get any closer. Instead of getting more per¬missive, which usually happens over the course of25 years, Rozelle remains a constant.In 1982 Rozelle’s perfect world nearly crumbled.The players went on strike midway through the sea¬son and all the work Rozelle had done in the pastwas threatened. After the strike was over he ex¬tended the season, changed the playoff format, andthus salvaged the season.Rozelle has also been in the courts to preserve theNFL. Recently he was in litigation with A1 Davisover the nature of the NFL as it concerns the na¬tion’s anti-trust laws. For years Rozelle tried tokeep Davis’s team in Oakland, but to no avail. Lastmonth the Eagles threatened to leave Philadelphia,but Rozelle along with Mayor Goode put together apackage to keep the Eagles from moving. Now Ro¬zelle is back in the courts to determine whether theNFL is one business or an association of 28 busin¬esses. If the NFL is reckoned one business. Rozelleas chief operating officer will be allowed to orderthe Raiders back to Oakland, by-passing the anti¬trust problems.If this sounds like a tribute to Pete Rozelle, thatprobably is because it is. He has been much ma¬ligned over the past few years thanks to A1 Davis,but without him there might not have been a SuperBowl for Joe Namath to boast about.Women’s basketball to go against4th ranked team in the country Fencers fight snow on way to victoryBy Geoffrey SherryBy defeating Lake Forest College atLake Forest last Tuesday, the Univer¬sity of Chicago’s women’s basketballteam will take a four-game winningstreak into their home contest with thefourth ranked team in Division IIIwomen’s basketball, St. Norbert’s Col¬lege, tonight.Chicago upped its record to 10-5 withits revenge-laden victory over LakeForest. Gretchen Gates led the waywith 23 points and 14 rebounds, whileWendy Pietrzak added 7 points and 7rebounds. Sheila Dugan’s 12 points andKaren Walsh’s 12 assists also con¬tributed to the Maroon’s 67-62 victory.Men’s b-ball facesThe University of Chicago men’svarsity basketball team resumes itsconference schedule tomorrow after¬noon against Lawrence University atthe Henry Crown Field House. Thegame, which begins at 3 p.m., will bepreceeded by a faculty-alumni game at1 p.m.Tuesday evening the Maroons nar¬rowly defeated an underdog TrinityChristian team, 71-69. Senior tri-cap¬tain Nick Meriggioli, who had onlyeight points for the entire game, scoredfour of them in the final ten seconds,and tallied the game-winner as wellLawrence features a much-improvedlineup and should provide strong com¬petition for the Maroons, whose Mid¬west Conference record currently Head Coach Kevin McCarthy noted,“When they beat us earlier I knew wewere the better team. But they playedus tough in both games and I take noth¬ing away from them.”Although claiming this to be a“rebuilding year” for the Maroons,McCarthy is not awestruck by theGreen Knights. “They are a confidentteam...They lost virtually no one lastyear. We are presently in transition,but I think we can give them a goodgame.”Once again, the Maroons will playfourth ranked St. Norbert’s Collegetonight at 7:30 at HCFH.Lawrencestands at 4-4. The overall north divisionrace tightened, though, when LakeForest College edged Beloit in over¬time on Wednesday, 46-44.In the southern division, MonmouthCollege reached the national rankingsthis week, as the Fighting Scots movedinto a tie for 20th place in the nationalNCAA Division III rankings.The Maroons only other home gamewith season will come later this monthagainst the Ripon Redmen. The Red-men, who stunned the Maroons with a17-point victory in December, featureTom Reader, one of the conference’sleading scorers. All of Chicago’s othergames — including contests againstconference leaders St. Norbert and Be¬loit, arc on the road. By Anthony B. Cashman IIIDespite the raging snowstorm thatcaused dozens of accidents last Satur¬day, the men’s fencing team gotthrough to Angola, Indiana to pick uptheir second win of the year, defeatingTri-State University 15-12.The five other teams scheduled tocompete could not make the tourna¬ment.The foil squad with freshman stand¬out Tim Stuhldreher again led the teamrecording a 6-3 victory over their oppo¬nents. Stuhldreher won his three boutswith ease.Even with this auspicious start,Stuhldreher sees himself improving.“In high school I did not get enoughfencing experience, but now that I havea competition each week, I can reallyimprove.”Stuhldreher appears to be shaping upfor regional honors as he has sufferedonly two losses to area fencers. Bothlosses occured in his first college stripagainst Wisconsin, and Stuhldreher isconfident that he can defeat these twoin the future.Captain A1 Shultz also continues toimprove with the new challenge offencing against Stuhldreher in prac-Varsity SchedulesMen’s BasketballFeb. 2 Sat.—LawrenceCollege Home 3 p.m.Feb. 5 Tues —BeloitCollege Away 7:30 p.m.Women’s BasketballFeb. 1 Fri.-St. Norbert’sCollege Home 7:30 p.mFeb. 2 Sat —RiponCollege Away 7:30 tice. Shultz went 2-1. losing only to Tri-State’s top man.The epee squad witnessed a large im¬provement over the previous weekendconvincingly taking their strip 6-3.Brad Marin led the squad, defeatinghis three opponents and recording hisfirst toe-touch point this year. Thisoccurs when the fencer lands a blow tohis opponents shoe.Karl Mueller also won a pair, whilecaptain Lee Shephard dropped twoduels La Belle.Optimism now pervades the team.Foil captain A1 Shultz echoed theteam’s disappointment about the fail¬ure of fhe other teams to show up. “Ithink we could have taken all theschools.” stated Schultz.This weekend the Maroons travel toMichigan State were they will fencevarsity teams from the University ofIllinois. Michigan State, and the Uni¬versity of Michigan at Dearborne, andclub teams from the University of Mi¬chigan at Ann Arbour and Oakland. Mi¬chigan.The team has a real chance of defeat¬ing all of its opponents with the excep¬tion of Illinois.FencingFeb. 2 Sat —MichiganState. U of I,OaklandUniversity, U ofMichigan Dear¬born andAnn Arbor Away 9 a.m.WrestlingFpb 2 Concordia Open Away Sat -CLASSIFIEDSThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, February 1, 1985SPACEStudios, one, two & 3 bedrms some lake viewsnear 1C, CTA, U of C shuttle. Laundryfacilities, parking available, heat & water in¬cluded. 5% discounts available for students.Herbert Realty 684-2333 9-4:30 Mon. - Fri.53rd & Woodlawn3 Bedroom Apts. $610/Mo.2 Bedroom Apts. $500-520/Mo.Apartments renovated with refinished floorsand remodeled kitchens and baths. Close to Uof C and shopping.Parker Holsman Company493-2525After 5 PM and weekends 474-26801 OR 2 BORM NEAR CAMPUS bright quietand comfortable. February. $375. 241-7208.Furnished room w/kitchen privileges PH955-7083Female nonsmoker wanted to share 4 bedroomapt with 2 men, 1 woman. 54th 8i Everett-closeto minibus, CTA, shopping. $150/mo(heat inc)Call Eve-684-6658 (evenings) or 962-8762 MWF1-4.Single working male looking for room-mate forbright spacious 2 bedroom apt at 5500 Everett,avail immediately. On C bus route, close tolake, shopping. OK for single person or couple.Rent $225/mo (Negotiable). 324-6302 eves,weekends, 624-7466 (msg).For sale by owner 1 bdrm apt in Vista Homesview of 1 acre garden 24 hr doorman new kitch$39,500 Tel 955-9549.SPACE WANTEDWould like to sublet space in an apt in HydePark during the month of March, 1985, prefnear hosp. Call Lisa Haglund 791-3420message.PEOPLE WANTEDPeople needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language process¬ing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962-8859.GOVERNMENT JOBS. $16.599-550,553/year.Now Hiring. Your Area. Call 1-805-687-6000 Ext.R 4534Secretarial Position Available. 19 hrs/wkafternoons. Contact G.L. Greene, Ben MayLaboratory for Cancer Research, 962-6964.MELLOW YELLOW needs full-time waitstaff,exp. pref. Apply M-F 9-11,1508 E. 53rd.Babysitter for two small kids, occasionalnights, days. 324-5171.E. Hyde Park retired professor desires U of Cstudent to shop weekly and cook-serve-cleanfor evening meal 4 or 5 days; phone 955-6728.Recording For the Blind needs SPANISHreaders Call 288-7077, M-F, 10-5 On campus.Desk attendant needed: several evenings andSat. mornings at Lehnhoff Schools of Musicand Dance. Call 288-3500 SG WINTER ELECTIONSSG will be holding Winter Elections on Tues¬day and Wednesday, Feb 12 and 13. The follow¬ing seats are available: Soc. Sci., Soc. Ser.Adm., Phy. Sci., Lib. Sci., Hum., Bus. Sch.,Div. Schl., Law Sch., Pub. Pol., Shoreland,Fraternity., and Commuter. In addition, A newSG SECRETARY will be elected at this time.Petitions for these positions are currentlyavailable in the SG office, Rm. 306 Ida NoyesHall. Petitions will be due Feb. 7 by noon in theSG office. Any questions should be directed toBrad Smith 667-1915.FOR SALEVictorian House on Harper near 59th $275,000.PL2-8377.Earrings: Tufts House earrings on sale until??Inexpensive and Handmade. Reynolds ClubNova runs great $495 288-5295/962-1987 (Ram)SCENESWRITERS WORKSHOP (PL2-J377)"Why is the Gospel Good News?" Dr. JohnArmstron. Intervarsity Christian FellowshipFriday, 7:30, Ida Noyes, Feb. 1.All are welcome to the 10th annual CALVERTHOUSE FACULTY-STUDENT PARTY. Freefood and drink to be served. Tonight Feb 1 at7:30"DEPRESSION: Congnitive, Affective,Chemical" Dr. Bruce Bonecutter, Coordinatorof Mental Health Services Cook Co. Hosp., Fri,Feb 8, 7:30 Ida Noyes Inter-Varsity ChristianFellowshipPERSONALSMy wife and I are interested in adopting an in¬fant. If you know of someone who is consider¬ing placing a baby for adoption, please call 217-384-7894.R.S. DeBraal: My dog has no shame. He runsaround in a polyester bowling shirt all day.1 Day to HBA. Ann, may you get 20 watts ofpure birthday power. ArthurTDFC T-shirts, posters and pins on salenow—get 'em while they're hot (2 weeks left)The piggy bank was empty. Cheated, misled,maligned, incensed, Darth slunk into thecloset.LOST AND FOUNDLost: One opal earring in a plastic bag. Con¬tact Miriam at 667-0445 or leave message at674-3715LOST: Gray gym bag w/shoes etc. call 684-5542 COMING OUT?GALA holds an informal coming out group forpeople wishing to discuss their sexuality in anunpressured setting. Meetings are held everyTuesday night at 8:00 pm at 5615 S. Woodlawn.GAMES DAY IIOn Feb. 2 Games Day will be held a day of fan¬tasy Role playing War Gaming SpecialTRIVIAL PURSUIT. Contest Time 9am-midnite Place: Ida Noyes Hall. All arewelcome for a day of fun.LOX! BAGELS!SUNDAY!Hillel has Brunch Every Sunday From 11 tolpm. Only $2 For A Lox & Bagel Sandwich-includes Coffee or Tea, Danish, OJ & all theNew York Times You Can Read.BUDDHIST MEDITATIONPractical Instruction offered this quarter inBuddhist Vipassana Meditation by student ofAsian Religions for for more information CallMichael at 624-1345.SUMMER INTERNSHIPIN ISRAELNeeded Chicago area upperclassmen withfluent Hebrew and prior Israel experience fora seven week community service internshipthat you'll remember for a lifetime. Stipend,room and board, and airfare provided. Contactimmediately: Lori Granoff, Hillel-CAYS,Jewish Federation of Metropolitan Chicago, 1S. Franklin St., Chicago, II 60606, (312 ) 346-6700, Ext. 2508.INTERNSHIPS IN JEWISHCOMMUNAL SERVICEPlacements available in communications,research and planning, and social services. Sti¬pend granted to each intern. Contact im¬mediately Hillel-CAYS, Jewish Federation ofMetropolitan Chicago, 1 S. Franklin Street,Chicago, II 60606, (312 ) 346-6700, Ext. 2508 or2506.VENTURE OUT TONIGHTTO^A wine & cheese party sponsored by the Col¬lege Venture Program. We offer exciting in¬ternships in all fields for students taking timeoff from school. Come find out about the greatinternships available and talk with studentswho have worked in Venture positions 6:30-8:30, Fri. Feb 1, 5474 S. Everett; ring MarianneCurrie's bell. That's tonight! Questions? CallJoan 962-7040.MALLORY'S RESTAURANT NOW HIRINGNeeded: Asst. Manager, 6 shifts; lunch server5 shifts; Bus person, 4 shifts. Exp. essentialCall for appointment: 241-5600 THE MEDICI DELIVERSDaily from 4 pm call 667-7394. KOREAN FOODEVERY SUNDAY lunch 12-2 Dinner 4-6 $4.00rice bulgogi galbi fish kimchi more CALL 285-2439.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955-4417.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hour with van, orhelpers for trucks free cartons delivered N/CPacking and Loading Services. Many otherservices. References Bill 493-9122.PASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE-U-WAIT ModelCamera 1342 E. 55th St. 493-6700Weddings and other celebrations photograph¬ed. Call Leslie at 536-1626.CARPENTRY—20% discount on all work doneJan-March. Custom bookcases, interiorcarpentry of all kinds, free estimates. CallDavid, 684 2286.TYPIST Exp. Turabian PhD Masters ThesesTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924-1152.James Bone, editor-wordprocessor-typist,$15/hr. Call 363-0522 for more details.MOVING SERVICE. LOWEST RATES FURNITURE, BOXES, BAGGAGE. Call LARRY743-1353.FAST FRIENDLY TYPING resumes, papers,all materials. Pick up & delivery. Call 924-4449.Childcare Exp. Mother w/Background in Ed.and Child Devel. Campus Loc. Ref. Avail. 493-4086.TYPING-Books, Manuscripts, Thesis. I type,you proof & edit. $.50 for draft. Word Pro¬cessor. Call M. Brown, 536-2441 ,Women's sewing and tailoring: Call 624-6855WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHYThe Better Image 643-6262 TENSE NERVOUSANXIOUS?If so, you may qualify to receive treatment foryour anxiety at the University of ChicagoMedical Center. Treatment will be free ofcharge in return for participating in a 3-weekevaluation of medication preference. The pur¬pose of this study is to examine the effectsvarious drugs on mood and determine whichdrugs people choose to take. The evaluation in¬volves only commonly prescribed drugs.Following participation in the experiment,subjects will receive 6 weeks of a non-experimental treatment will be made on aclinical basis by an experienced therapist. Formore information or to volunteer CALL 962-3560 weekday mornings between 9 and 12. Sub¬jects must be 21 years of age.MIDDLE EASTCASBAHFeaturing Rosalinde and the Dalaal BellyDancers performing dances from around theMiddle East. Hussein Saleh—Emcee, MiddleEastern food will be served. Friday, Feb. 1,9pm-lam at the International House Cafeteria.$2 adm.KOREAN FOODAND MORELearn how to make an authentic Korean dish+ have it for dinner! SAT-Feb. 2 5pm 2nd floorIda Noyes/don't miss out on a bargain for only$3 per person/RSVP 753-2261 Rm.439AKUUC.GAY? LESBIAN? Bl?GALA holds its weekly meetings at 9:00 pmevery Tuesday at 5615 S. Woodlawn. Meetingswill be followed by a social hour withrefreshments. PREGNANT?UNDECIDED?Consider all the options. Want to talk? CallJennifer—947-0667—anytime.ISRAELI COFFEE HOUSECelebrate Tu B'Shevat-Enjoy an evening atHillel with folksinging, Hebrew board games,food-falafel and Pita, Humus, Tehina, andArabic coffee. Sat., Feb. 2, 9:00pm at 5715 S.Woodlawn. Cost: $1.501&2YROLDSNEEDEDI'm looking for first -born 20 to 32 mo. olds whohave a first-born playmate within 2 mos. of agefor a PhD. study of social development. In¬terested? 962-1564 days 324-5818 eves.BIOENERGETICTHEAPYRichard J. Robertson PhDCertif. BioenergeticAnalyst Inds. cpIs. family 8. group dynamic 8,Bioenergetic Theapy 5712 Harper 643-8686 orans Ser . 782 5989.ORGAN RECITALSFree each Tues 12:30 pm: Thomas Wikmanplays the magnificent new baroque organ atChicago Theological Seminary, 5757 S. Univer¬sity Ave. ORIENTAL RUGSBeautiful top quality embroidered wool rugs.Sizes 3' x5'-5' x7' priced $205-5542. Also lux¬urious mulberry silk rugs, 4' x6', appraisedprofessionally $2,400 $2,700 (ISA Certificate forinsurance available) SAVE at $1,440-51,620.Call for appointment. MARCO POLO 288-5309in Hyde Park.COMEDY! COMEDY!Steve Landesberg from the hit TV seriesBarney Miller will be performing tomorrowFeb 2 at Mandell Hall. TIXS available at RCBox office. $5 students, sponsored by SAO.CORKEY SIEGEL* Blues piano, harmonica vocals.* Has recorded 15 albums.* Has won encores at Ravinia, Montreal JazzFest and Chautauqua.* Will be sharing the stage with SteveLandesberg tomorrow Feb 2 at Mandell Hall* Tixs available at Reynolds Club Box office.STEVE LANDESBERGOnly a few tickets remain for comedian SteveLandesberg tomorrow Feb. 2 at Mandel Hall,8pm. Tixs available at RC box office.ENTER THE DRAGONBruce Lee's kung-fu classic! Sunday 8pm Cobb$2 shown by DOC and Chinese/TaiwaneseAssoc.METAFICTION IS GOODfor you. Join longstanding Hyde Park writingworkshop. 7wks. Starts Feb. 9. Instructor isalso literary agent. Sats. 955-6094.marian realty,inc.mREALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400Studios, 1, 2, & 3 BedroomApartments AvailableSome Nice Lake ViewsGood LocationHeat IncludedParking AvailableCALLHERBERT REALTY684-23335 % Student Discounts9:00 A.M.-4:30 P.M.Monday thru Friday9:00 A.M.-2 P.M.SaturdayEAST PARKTOWERSCharming, vintage building inEast Hyde Park now has alimited selection of lake andpark view apartments. Situatednear the I.C., we offer studios,one and two bedroom unitswith heat included in rent. Askabout our student and facultydiscount.324-6100,The Chicago Maroon—Friday, February 1, 1985Put the pastin yourfuture!LIVE IN AN HISTORIC LANDMARKThoroughly renovated apartments offer the convenience ofcontemporary living space combined with all the best elementsof vintage design. Park and lakefront provide a natural settingfor affordable elegance with dramatic views.—All new kitchens and appliances —Community room—Wall to wall carpeting —Resident manager—Air conditioning —Round-the-clock security—Optional indoor or outdoor —Laundry facilities onparking each floor—Piccolo Mondo European gourmet food shop and cafeStudios, One, Two and Three Bedroom ApartmentsOne Bedroom from $545 - Two Bedroom from $755Rent includes heat, cooking gas, and master TV antennacall for information and b v . appointment—643-1406(JOmdenmefipuse16-42 East 56th StreetIn Hyde Park, across the park fromThe Museum of Science and Iridusto'F.qual Hoii>inK Oi^Tortumn Managed b\ Meiroplev Inc model camera and videoLENS BLOWOUT!two weeks only24mm F2.8 ?590028mm F2.8 $4000Cfiazfotte n/ildtzomczRea( Estate Co.493-0666Double Feature Time!Professors Row56th and Woodlawn*320,000NEVER BEFORE OFFERED!9 RoomsCentral AirBeautiful Natural WoodLarge GardenAVAILABLE AUGUSTELEGANT WOODLAWN AVENUE HOMENEVER BEFORE OFFERED!14 Rooms6 Fireplaces7,800 Sq. 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The paperworkand tape will be ready for you any time that day.You will be charged for that rental even if youdon’t pick it up.Members will receive $1.00 off the purchase ofany regular priced blank video tape.The overnight rental rate is only $3.00 for clubmembers. This allows you to rent a tape for onenight at a lower rate without making a commit¬ment to three tapes.1342 E. 55th St.493-6700NEW HOURSM, T, W, Th 9:30-6F. SAT 9:30-7SUN 12-5Me presentsMaTUAnRiCWWUNA SOLO PERFORMANCEFriday feb.l 130DA NOYES HALLSTUDENTSWON STUDENTSon5Al£ *tthe reya/olk club SOX OFFIc e.T» TinWHAT DO YOU WANT?February 1, 1985 • 17th Year Delicious food? Your dream car?A mysterious girlfriend? Power? New shoes?A son? Excitement? Control over the lives of others?KEOR4 POUR FEMME\eier has a fragranceevoked such emotion.Krora. Now at BloomingchilokRevolution? A pink bathrobe? Death?ADVERTISING: QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS§^*#525*$*$.<>*&> &&*CO'^^^SC"«jS3SS>* e°KARL-OTTO APELUnderstanding and ExplanationGILLES DELEUZEKant's Critical PhilosophyMARY COOPBOOKSTORE5757 S. UNIVERSITY AVE. ■ 752-4381I Mon *Fri 8:30 6:00 Sat 10*5 Sun 12:00*5-00 “STUNNING!Michael Radford’s admirable, bleakly beautiful4 new screen adaptation exerts a fascination thatdemands attention. John Hurt is splendid.”- Vincent Canby“POWERFUL!”— Judith Crist“HURT GIVES AN EXTRAORDINARY PERFORMANCE!’’— Edward Behr, Newsweek“Richard Burton’s last performance is all silky corruption,perfumed malice in every beautifully measured phrase.John Hurt is compelling.” - Richard Schickel, Time Magazine“THE FILM OF THE YEAR!”— Alexander Walker, The London StandardRADFORD’S ‘1984’ MUST STAND AS THE DEFINITIVE SCREENADAPTATION OF ONE OF THE MOST REKNOWNED OF MODERNNOVELS. John Hurt’s performance is certainly one of thehighlights of his already illustrious career. A smashingfarewell screen performance by Richard Burton.”- William Wolf, Gannett Newspapers“AN EXTRAORDINARY VISION. GO AND SEE ‘1984’. YOUWILL NOT FORGET IT .” — Tia Lindsfrom. NBCTV“A HANDSOME, STARKLY BEAUTIFUL FILM.”— Bruce Williamson, Playboy Magazine“RICHARD BURTON ACTS WITH STUNNING RESOURCEFULLNESS.A POSTHUMOUS OSCAR SEEMS DESERVED.”— Peter Travers, People Magazine★ ★★★Gene Siskel Chicago Tribune ★ ★★★Roger Ebert Chicago Sun Times"AN EXTRAORDINARYMOVIE!” JOHN HURT MCHARDIURTOHin Michoel Radford s film of George Orwell s NINETEEN EIGHTYTOURwith SUZANNA HAMILTON CYRIL CUSACKA Virgin Films/Umbrello-Rosenblum Rims Production Director of Photography ROGER DEAKINSEditor TOM PRIESTLEY Production Designer ALLAN CAMERON Music by EURYTHMICS & DOMINIC MULDOWNEYExecutive Producers MARVIN J ROSENBLUM and GINA HIRSCH ROSENBLUMCo-Producers Al CLARK & ROBERT DEVEREUX Produced Dv SIMON PERRYWritten and Directed by MICHAEL RADFORO FPQM^t ATLANTIC RELEASING CORP 1984[ Title Theme Sexcrtme-1984 performed By Eurytfimicsj I Original Soundtrack on RCA Records and CassettesR-£?=~NOW SHOWING OAKBROOKOakbrookCARNEGIEChicagoOLD ORCHARDSkokieNewsweek - David AnsenONE OF THE YEAR'S 10 BEST"National Board of ReviewPeople Magazine"At The Movies" - Roger Ebert & Gene SiskelUS Magazine - Stephen SchaeferEntertainment Tonight - Leonard MaltinLA, Times • Sheila BensonAssociated Press - Bob ThomasUSA Today - Jack MathewsINN Sneak Previews • Jeffrey LyonsN.Y. Post - Rex ReedN Y Daily News - Kathleen CarrollWall Street Journal - Julie SalomonKNBC-TV, l.A. - David SheehanWNEW-TV, N.Y - Stewart KleinKTTV, LA, - Robert OsborneKABC-TV, LA. -John Corcoran Newsday - Joseph GelmisL.A. Daily News - Kirk HoneycuttWOR-TV - Judith CristGannett Newspapers - William WolfHollywood Reporter - Robert OsborneBaltimore Sun - Stephen HunterBoston Herald - Carrie Rickey K K v t rA p i. \ yStudent Rush $4Wed., Thurs., and Sun. evenings sEVERY SO OFTEN, THERE IS A FILM THAT IS DESTINED TO BETALKED ABOUT AND REMEMBERED FOR YEARS TO COME.Ti!iKILLINGFIELDS'. • V ,VA PRO( HJC TON THE Kit i ING Elf I OSifi.XT, r>*NMAiKOVO AT‘*Jl fX-ARfh'.p ■ >*..;,eom ana Lite of' ito Prop byJNAt. Film INVESTORS ANhaiMGS NGOR CRAIG T NE&VUCF P08iNf/ >N A wpi«jth ' Mac/v-ne>K t*o >£ Qrj;aouA.;i,oKSTARTS TODAYFINE ARTS UNCOLN VILLAGE FORD CITY TOWN N COUNTRYDowntown North Southwest Arlington HeightsEDENS GOLF MILL NORRIDGE WILMETTE YORKTOWNNorthbrook Niles Norndge Wilmette LombardHILLSIOE SQUARE CENTURY BREMEN SOUTHLAKEHillside Hoffman Estates Tmley Park Merrillville IndCheck individual theatre ads for show times No Passes Accepted Jeff Nominated!Final performances this weekNow-Fchruary $Wed-Sat, 8:00pmSunday, 2:30 & 7:30pm Call7S3-H72Visa/MC/AmexHC students only $4 withStudent Rush! Call fe>r details Hie (iniursity of ChicagoSSAS South l llis Awiuk*{subject to availability}?—FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 1986—THE GREY CITY JOURNALLarge Scale Drawings By Sculptors In¬cluding works by Andrea Blum,Barry LeVa, Robert Morris, BruceNauman, and Richard Serra. ThruFebruary 23 at the Reniassance Soci¬ety, 4th floor Cobb. Tues-Sat, 10-4,Sun 12-4.Concentrations in the Collection: Euro¬pean and American Decorative Arts.They call it, “a glittering array ofdecorative arts”: dishes for yourdream house, art as invest¬ment...yawn Thru March at theSmart Gallery, 5550 Greenwood.Tues-Sat, 10-4, Sun 12-4.New Traditions in Sculpture Smallworks by about 40 artists. Thru Feb¬ruary 9, at the Hyde Park ArtCenter, 1701 E. 53rd. Tues-Sat, suRoy Stryker: U.S.A. 1943-1950 America inthe 40's, as seen by 17 photogra¬phers. Thru March 17, at the ChicagoHistorical Society, Clark Street atNorth Avenue.DANCEAmerican Ballet Theatre Artistic direc¬tor Mikhail Baryshnikov brings hisexpensive troupe to the AuditoriumTheatre, 70 E. Congress parkway.This week’s schedule: Tues Feb 5 at8: Donizetti Variations, David Gor¬don Ballet (Premiere), Pas De Deux,Raymonda; Wed Feb 6 at 8: GrandPas De Hit, Airs, Theme and Varia¬tions; Thurs Feb 7 at 7: Romeo andJuliet (Premiere and Gala).922-2111. $5-$32.11-5.Bruce Clearfield Paintings The works‘‘depict a lexicon of gay male activi¬ty which, in the process, also revealstheir activity as common to all”(from the press release). Showingconcurrently will be sculpture byRichard Rezac. Opening today, 5-8p.m. At Feature Gallery, 340 W.Huron. Tues-Sat, 11-5.Chicago 1985: Artist To Watch Painting,sculpture, and installation. Showingconcurrently is Les Levine: NewWork. Closes Wednesday, at DartGallery, 212 W. Superior.787-6366Great Drawings From The Collection OfThe Royal Institute Of British Archi¬tects Eighty two works, includingdrawings by Andrea Palladio, SirChristopher Wren, Frank LloydWright, Meis van der Rohe, othernotables. Thru March 31 at the ArtInstitute, Michigan at Adams.443-3625Installations by seven artists, includingthe Atlas Sportswear Fashion Boothby Joel Klaff, live animal installa¬tion by Michael Paha, non-live ani¬mal sculpture by Bonnie J. Katz, andequally intriguing sounding ideas byRay Bemis, Tom Czarnopys, DavidHelm, and Gail Simpson. Thru Febru¬ary 23. At Randolph Street Gallery,756 N. Milwaukee. 666-7737Contemporary Japanese PrintmakersWorks by Hagiwara, Yoshida, Mura¬kami, Ushiku, Iwakawa, Kurosaki,Ida, and Takayama. Thru February9, at Perimeter Gallery, 356 W.Huron, Tues-Sat, 11-5:305-F5: Ten Perspectives in Black Art TenChicago-area mid-career artistsshow figurative works. Thru March16, at the Cultural Center,744-8928. MUSICJonathan Richman. A lot of peoplehave a great deal of contemptfor the way this man handledhis career after around 1972when he made his universallyacclaimed recordings with theoriginal Modern Lovers. Thesale album which that group re¬leased was a protopunk mas¬terpiece of minimalist musicand acutely sensitive lyricsthat served as a precursorymoral model for much of whatwas humane and decent aboutthe new wave revolution yet tocome. After the first ModernLovers broke up, Richman’s un¬abashed New-Age romanticismturned into a fey homebodinesswhich many people saw aspointless or childish, or evenworse. Even at his most unlik-able, however, Richman’s waywith words remained as strik¬ing as those of the dozen or soother truly original lyricists inrock. Many artists’ styles arecompared to Richman’s not be¬cause he influenced them, butbecause he can do what they doso much better. Most impor¬tantly, his last album, 1983’sJonathan Sings!, ended up in asignificant number of critics'top ten listings, including thoseof many who had partiallygiven up on him previously.Jonathan Richman, appearing tonight in Ida NoyesGrey City Journal 1 February 85Staff Pablo Conrad, Susan Greenberg, Irwin Keller, Michael Kotze, Na¬dine McGann, David Miller, Patrick Moxey, Brian Mulligan, Susan Paw-loski John Probes, Max Renn, Paul Reubens, Rachel Saltz, WayneScott, Franklin Soults, Mark Toma, Bob Travis, Ken Wissoker, Rick Woj-cik.Production: Stephanie Bacon, Laura SaltzEditors. Stephanie Bacon, Bruce King Installation by Michael Paha at Randolph Street GalleryCertainly this solo show couldgo either way, (I’ve heardwidely varying reports abouthis last one here two years ago)but if it goes the right way therewards would be worth a lotmore than the cheap ticketprice. It’s definitely worth thegamble; I know I’ll be there.9:30 pm tonight at Ida NoyesHall. Tickets $3.00 w/UC. I D.,45.00 non-students. —FSTemptations, Four Tops The Tempsdefined the smoother, middlerange side of Motown; The FourTops the rougher, almost des¬perate side. Together they’reresponsible for maybe a thirdof the hits the record label hadin the mid-sixties: an impres¬sive number of impressivequality. Since the late sixtiesfor the Tops and the early se¬venties for the Temps, theyhaven't done much of any inter¬est, but devoted fans of the De¬troit sound will probably go forthis more or less sweet and sourbest-of concert. 8 and 11 pm,Holiday Star Theater, Merrill¬ville, Indiana. 734-7266. —FSOtis Rush A less than middle-agedblues guitarist who has alreadyearned the title “legendary.”Cheap show too. Sat Feb 2 atBiddy Mulligans, 7644 N Sheri¬dan. Tickets $3. 761-6532 —FSTHEATREHamlet A distinguished cast of Chicagoactors, as well as what advance re¬views have termed “an innovativeapproach” promises to make thisproduction of the Shakespeare playgood tasting as well as good for you.Wisdom Bridge Theatre, 1559 W.Howard, 743-6442. Wed-Sun at 8:Sun matinee at 3. $15-$17.Orphans A ‘‘dark comedy” telling of apeculiar relationship that exists be¬tween three people in North Phil-ly...the premise sounds ratherWednesday After-School Specialish,but because it’s the Steppenwolf,we ll give it the benefit of the doubt.Steppenwolf Theatre, 2851 N. Halst-ed. 472-4141. Opens this Sunday,February 3. Tues-Fri at 8: Sat at 6and 9:30 Sun at 3. $12-$17. Studentdiscount.Philanthropist Final weekend Althoughdilettantes and snobs might resentthe inclusion of this play in a seriesunder the name of “Great Plays”, itis actually the play itself, its wit, itsplot devices, its references to TheMisanthrope that is the best part ofthis Court Theatre production CourtTheatre, 5535 S Ellis, 753-44 72. To¬night. Sat at 8; Sun at 2:30 and 7:30.$11-S13. Student discountRun For Your Wife Slate for Broadway,and starring Ken Berry (of “FTroop” fame) this play centersaround a bigamous cab driver andthe difficulties that he faces in pre¬serving his unusual lifestyle when heis suddenly thrust into the limelight(no, not *he club) as a public hero. Drury Lane Theatre, Roosevelt andRte 80 at Spring Rd., Oakbrook Ter¬race. 530-0202. Wed-Fri at 8:30; Satat 6 and 9:30; Sun at 3:30 and 7:30.Thru March 17. S14-S19.Teibele and Her Demon This play has itall: sex-starved Kabbalists, malebonding, bared breasts, Isaac Ba-shevis Singer, the wholeschmeer. Reviewed next issue.Northlight Repertory Theatre, 2300Green Bay Rd., Evanston. 869-7278.Tues-Fri at 8: Sat at 5 and 8:45; Sunat 3 and 7:30. S13-S17. Thru March3. Student discount.Torch Song Trilogy When this trio ofplays by Harvey Fierstein first cameout (pardon the pun) in 1981 it wasacclaimed for the “ho-hum normal”way in which it depicted gaynessand gay people. The latest testimo¬ny to that claim is the fact that it isnow playing in the Heart of Ho-HumNormalcy, otherwise known as theParamount Arts Centre, 23 E. Ga¬lena Blvd, Aurora. 896-7676. Onenight only: Sat. February 2, at 8.$15.50-519.50FILMWuthering Heights (Bunuel 1953) Asomewhat less than faithful rendi¬tion of the Emily Bronte gothic novel.Other directors would be reviled fortaking artistic liberties with thebook, but Bunuel, perhaps better re¬membered for the twisted sexualobsessions of That Obscure Object ofDesire and Le Chien Andolou is morethan capable of toying with the en¬vironmental details of the work. Thelast five minutes have been calledthe work of a genius in their ac¬knowledgement of the sense of de¬spair. DOC may very well be theplace of choice for those who likewatching wacky Spanish directorson drugs. Bring your own 'ludes. DOCSat Feb 2 at 7 and 9:30.Enter the Dragon (Clouse 1973) MMM.Blood. Blood. More blood. Even moreblood. Yeah, there’s this real swellguy, and he just whales the shit outof some other guys. I think it hadsomething to do with a martial artstournament. Buckets of blood. Bar¬rels of blood. Oceans of blood. BruceLee DOC Sun Feb 3, 8:00 — PRIndiana Jones and the Temple of Doom(Stephen Spielberg 1984) It wasn’teasy but Lucas and Spielberg puttheir heads together and managedto come up with something evenmore politically inappropriate thantheir first offering Harrison Fordcontinues his Third-World rompingsthis time to help some feeble defen¬seless Indians rescue their Shanghai¬ed little boys from a mine shaft. It’sstatus as a prequel strips away anyhope of vitality being granted to thesupporting characters, who are im¬mediately seen as disposable, andunfortunately even the ostensiblehero has been reduced to a collectionof empty gestures and commoditizedaccessories Ultimately, the onlycharacter whose dilemma I could ap¬preciate was Kate Capshaws, wholike me was unhappy about being in¬volved with Indy's childish enter¬prise Furthermore, without Nazi’sto pick on, Lucas and Spielberg egre-giously found it necessary to attackthdl scuuiye uf Western Civilization, the Indian Kali Death Cult, insteadof looking at their own evil predilec¬tions for gross-out humor, xenopho¬bia, and misogyny. Still it wasn’t allbad; the cannily paced and well edit¬ed action segments apparently af¬fected me enough so that as I walkedquickly from the theater across Ran¬dolph St and to the IC station, I wasstill experiencing reality in the Tem¬ple of Doom mode, and had a littleadventure of my own just as excitingas anything in the movie. Incidently,it was my good fortune to see thismovie at the now defunct State-Laketheater, just a few days before itsunfortunate final closing. The floorswere greasy and I saw several micebut still it seemed an appropriatevenue for this misguided project.DOC. Fri Feb 1 at 7, 9:15, 11:30 andSunday Feb 2 at 2:30 — David KayTo Beep or Not to Beep (Chuck Jones)During its prime the WarnerBrothers cartoon studio was to Dis¬ney as Luis Bunuel was to Jean Ren¬oir, and the best of the Warner an¬imators was Chuck Jones. Thecreator of Duck Amuck, Pepe le Peu,and the Road Runner characters lift¬ed the cartoon format to new heightswith his perspicious use of designand movement. The Road Runnerformat was always Jones' anarchis¬tic view of the arms race evokedthrough harrowing portrayals offrustration and futility that nevercondescend to a second grade men¬tality. To Beep of Not to Beep is anearly Road Runner offering but al¬ready Jones is in com.ol of his for¬mal techniques of forced perspec¬tives and inverted reactions. Someof the sequences are so long that it’sfrightening, and yet the imagesnever lose their painful electricity.Also showing will be two each byBuster Keaton and Charles Chaplinrespectively. Old Stoneface stars inhis impeccably funny Garage andCops; and the Little Tramp in his im¬maculately amusing The Pawnshopand The Immigrant.I saw Harry Langdon’s All NightLong just for the title, but I wasn’ttoo disappointed. Langdon is theleast remembered of the silent come¬dy Big Four (Chaplin, Keaton, Lloyd,and Langdon) and not entirely with¬out reason. Although he was a bigsuccess in his day Langdon neverseemed able to instill his productwith the emotional resonance orcareful compositions of his peers andif any of his films resemble theirs oc¬casionally,- they still lack the charis¬matic characters that we remember.This sample tells the story of twowar buddies who reminisce aboutthe good old days and contains someamusing gags that have at least alittle vitality.Also included will be Harold "TheFreshman" Lloyd’s ineffably jocularSpring Fever and finally Mack Sen-net's Charly Chase comedy, MovieNight! Mon Feb 4 at 8 DOC — DavidKayImproper Conduct A documentary byNestor Almendros and Orlando Ji-minez-Leal about human rights vio¬lations in Cuba receives its Chicagopremiere at Facets MultimediaCenter, 1517 W. Fullerton Ave.Opening Fri Feb 1 for a two week en¬gagement Mon-Fri at 7 and 9, Sat at4, 6. 8 and 10: Sun at 4 6 anri o281-4114. $4THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 1, 1985—3WHAT IS THIS THING?GlamourBefore RomanceCalvin Klein UnderwearPenisDuring LuxuryPowerAfter4—FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 1985-THE GREY CITY JOURNALDO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME?Calvin say: You desire to sufferand you must suffer for your desireand yes, it’s true, you always do hurt the ones you love.THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1 3CAMPUS-WIDE PARTY(Free Admission)WINTERTHAW"SATURDAY, FEB. 2nd9:00 p.m. till 1:00 a.m.IDA NOYES 3rd Floor.D.J. STEVE KING— Refreshments— Door Prizes— Dedication requests— Non-stop DancingSponsored by: Chinese/Taiwanese club;Chinese Student Association;Chinese Cultural Club; KUUC.Funded by SGFC $$ MEETSARA PARETSKYAUTHOR OF DEADLOCK AND INDEMNITY ONLYSATURDAY, FEBRUARY21:00 - 3:30 P.M.I1MS. 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Come to Grey City Brunch,5472 Harper, apt. 1a; Sunday, 12:30 p.m.)8—FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 1985—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL Advertising: Questions end Answers waa conceivedand written by Stephanie Bacon and Bruce King.