- ? ^“ """""'' 'The Chicago MaroonVolume 93, No. 49 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1984 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, April 23, 1984SG tables approval of MAB restructuringBy Rosemary Blinn andRavi RajmaneThe Major Activities Board(MAB) met in open forumslast week to respond tocharges of fiscal impropriety,insensitivity to student inter¬ests, and skepticism at its au¬tonomy.At the outset of Monday’sopen MAB meeting, MAB spo-keman and contract liaison ad¬ministrator Steve Muchnicksaid that the controversy sur¬rounding MAB “is more of aproblem of perception thansubstance.” He went on to saythat interaction of studentswith the Major ActivitiesBoard would readily dispel thecharges and make the “drasticrestructuring” proposed byvarious campus organizationsBy Frank LubyThe College Council votestoday on a resolution propos¬ing plus-minus grading theCollege. If passed, the 11-pointgrading system — under studyby the Council during thePHOTO BY PHILLIP CREWHerman Sinaiko\winter — will go into effectnext school year, according toEdward Cook, spokesman forthe Committee of the CollegeCouncil.The 11-point system will addplus-minus marks to all gradesin the B and C bracket, but willnot include an A-plus nor a D-minus. The system, accordingto Cook, will not lower overallGPA’s significantly, and doesnot represent an effort on thefaculty’s part to tighten orlower grades. The assertionthat the GPA of a student willnot increase nor drop signifi¬cantly stems from the Coun¬cil’s study of grade sheets al¬ready containing plus-minusgrades. —“The likelihood that grade unnecessary.Changes have been pro¬posed, however, by the Facul¬ty-Student Advisory Commit¬tee on Campus Student Life(FSACCSL). This restructur¬ing was presented at Monday’smeeting and was discussed atThursday’s Student Govern¬ment (SG) meeting as well.This proposal includes thefollowing: 1. MAB wll presentits budget to SG at the begin¬ning and end of each quarter.2. A member of the SG FinanceCommittee (SGFC) will sit asex-officio representative onMAB. 3. MAB will publish aquarterly expenditure sheet inthe Maroon each quarter. 4.MAB’s structure will be recon¬sidered in spring 1985.Vincent Hillary, a memberpoint averages would change alot is unfounded,” said Cook,who said the study showed, onthe average, a deviation inGPA of .01 to .02.Many professors already re¬port plus-minus grades to theregistrar, who simply removesthe plus or minus when re¬cording the grades for perma¬nent record. The issue ofwhether the College shouldmake the change to plus-minusthroughout, however, came be¬fore the Council after severalrequests by the members ofthe faculty.“There has always been anumber of members of the fac¬ulty (who feel) that the waythe grade system works,brackets in which grades aregiven are large, and workagainst proper recognition,”said Cook. Dean of Students inthe College Herman Sinaikosaid that the new plus-minussystem would provide a moreaccurate record of the stu¬dent’s performance in a class,and said that in general theCouncil seems to favor the ideaof a more accurate gradingsystem. Cook, on the otherhand, gave no indication ofhow the vote may go.Sinaiko also emphasized hisfeeling that the faculty doesnot desire the plus-minus sys¬tem in order to grade student’sharder, but rather more ac¬curately. Cook agreed.“Some students viewed(plus-minus grading as) a gen¬eral desire on the part of thefaculty to tighten the gradescheme,” said Cook. “I don’tknow where that (idea) camefrom,” he added, pointing outthat there is no foundation tothat notion in faculty discus¬sions. of SG and FSACCSL, explainedat the SG meeting, “whatFSACCSL in summary decidedwas that perhaps this is all weshould do now, although therewere some people who thoughtwe should do more. Make thesechanges now and kind of putMAB on probation, essentiallywithout calling it probation,for a year and see if the prob¬lems go away.”The CARE party said as partof its platform that it support¬ed MAB reform. At Monday’smeeting, CARE partymembers, Chris Hill, presi¬dent-elect of SG, and BradSmith, vice-president-electnoted that some students per¬ceive MAB as a self-servingclique. To counter this, Smithsuggested that all or a portionSinaiko illustrated one bene¬fit of the plus-minus system bydescribing grading in, for ex¬ample, a large chemistryclass, where only a few pointswill separate students from anA or a B. The institution of aplus or a minus will lessen thedramatic differences betweenthe grades of A and a B in suchcircumstances, according toSinaiko, and “give the studenta better record of how he hasperformed.”By Michael ElliottAt what point does nationalsecurity override FirstAmendment rights to freedomof speech and press? How farshould our society allow FirstAmendment rights to overridenational security? National Se¬curity and the First Amend¬ment will be the topic of a day¬long conference next Saturdayat the Law School auditoriumsponsored by the Chicago LawFoundation and the NationalLawyers Guild.Currently, the Reagan Ad-ministation and Congress arebattling over sweeping plans toimpose polygraph testing andlifelong censorship powersover large numbers of govern¬ment officials. This, combinedwith a recent increase in do¬mestic terrorism, shows that,in securing our nation, we risklosing fundamental rights thatmake our nation worth secur¬ing.Because of these recentevents, conference plannersbelieve it is “timely to bring to¬gether leading thinkers onFirst Amendment rights thatare, should, and should not belimited in the name of nationalsecurity.”The conference will be divid¬ed into three panels. The first,which starts at 9:45 a.m. andwill be moderated by U of Claw professor Geoffery Stone,will focus on what standards ofgovernment surveillance areallowable.Speakers include MortonHalperin, director of theCenter for National SecurityStudies and former member ofthe National Security Council,who is “one of the top nationalsecurity experts in thecountry,” according to JoshuaHornick, a law school studentand conference organizer. Alsospeaking will be Mary Lawton. of MAB be elected. Currently,a selection committee appointsthe seven-member board.However, Rick Szesny,SGFC chair challenged Thurs¬day night that MAB shouldalso be overseen by anothergroup. He observed, “The Fi¬nance Committee is alwayslooked upon and scrutinizedwith more than just a magnify¬ing glass and I don’t see thesame thing happening withMAB.”Szensy proposed that SG rec¬ommend to FSACCSL that twoMAB members be elected in acampus-wide election (to joinfive appointed members) and,“that MAB come under the di¬rection of the Finance Com¬mittee of SG.” His motion wasdefeated 17-5 by the SG asse¬mbly.Muchnick cited his under¬graduate experience at an¬other college to explain whyMAB member election by thestudent body would not work,saying, “Elections to the boardwere often reduced to merepopularity contests. Some ofthe people selected had no realinterest in or capability of run¬ning such an organization. Bythe end of the year, we hadonly about 50 percent of themembers still active in thegroup.”Muchnick also strongly ob¬jected to the contention thatCouncil for Intelligence Policyat the Department of Justice,who “wrote the current FBIguidelines for domestic survil-lance,” according to HornickThe second panel, whichbegins at 1 p.m. under themoderation of Law School pro¬fessor Frank Easterbrook. willdiscuss ‘prepublication re¬view’, the Administration Na¬tional Security Decision Direc¬tive and Executive Order#12333 that forces some gov¬ernment officials to subject alltheir future publication to gov¬ernment review and possiblecensorship.Speakers will include Floyd the procedure for selectingMAB members is subject tothe caprice and self-interest ofselection committeePHOTO BY K C MORRISSteve Muchnick“It is impossible for MAB toregenerate itself,” or to courtor blacklist candidates, he ex¬plained, “because of the sevenpeople on the selection com¬mittee only three are MABmembers.”Brad Smith pointed out atthe SG meeting that MABneeds to publicize its meetingsmore. Anyone can attend aweekly MAB meeting but untilnow the only announcement ofit was a note posted on theMAB office door in Ida Noyes.continued on page sevenAbrams, legal counsel to theNew York Times; WilliamSchapp, director of Covert Ac¬tion Publications; and MurrayBarron, president of Accuracyin Media. Schapp. a 1964 U of Cgraduate, has worked withseveral organizations dedicat¬ed to uncovering intelligenceagencies’ activities; on. theother hand. Barron's Washing-ton-based organization de¬fends the intelligence commu¬nity. “There should be sparksflying.” said Hornick.The final panel, whichbegins at 3:30 p.m. with law-school professor Cass Sun-stein. will concentrate on judi¬cial review of national security— the limits of judicial powerover intelligence opeations.Speakers will include WilliamDobover. senior partner of Du-brovir, Oakes and Gephardtlaw firm, as well as KathleenBuck, assistant general coun¬sel from the Department of De¬fense. Buck's appearance istentative at press time.Parts of the conference’stranscripts will be publishedby the Columbia HumanRights Law Review. Organ¬izers hope that ultimately theconference will benefit boththe leading thinkers in the fieldand the law community by theexchange of ideas and expo¬sure to issues.The National Lawyers Guildis a liberal bar association thatsponsors speakers and panelson a variety of political andlegal questions. The ChicagoLaw Foundation is an indepen¬dent organization dedicated topromoting public interest lawand alternative law practicesat the U of C.Following the panel discus¬sion, questions will be takenfrom the audience. Admissionis free and the conference isopen to all.Inside ►Rugby pulls amassive upsetSports •page twelveCouncil votes +/- grading todayFree speech a conference issueNO-T-I-C-E ♦♦The Textbook Department of theUniversity of Chicago Bookstorewill be closed on Tuesday, April 24,1984 for annual inventory*H THE WOMEN’S UNIONPRESENTS ACOFFEEUSE MUSIC BYTONI ARMSTRONGJORJET HARPERPAULA WALOWITZTHURSDAY, APRIL 26STARTS g PM COME ANYTIMEIDA NOYES EAST LOUNGEFUNDED BY SGFCNEW LOWER PRICESON BRAND NAME DISCS!IBM DISKETTES SS/DD $2.95ea. $27.50 box of 10IBM DISKETTES DS/DD $3.60ea. $34.90 box of 10MAXELL DISKETTES SS/DD $3.25 ea. $31.00 box of 10MAXELL DISKETTES DS/DD $4.25 ea. $41.00 box of 10- TYPEWRITER RENTALSAVAILABLE BY THEMONTH OR WEEK -FREE ESTIMA TES ON REPAIRSUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTOREOFFICE MACHINE DEPARTMENT| 970 EAST 58TH^ 962-3400 753-3316 MasterCard) imuHi. StMS Of HiProf. LeonarJ J. FeinEditor of Moment Marine. Author of bract Politics aDiWutrmch Prof of Contcmporaru Jcioish Studies at Brandcis,FormerDeputy Director of Harvard-Mil Center for Urban Studies.Co-Sponsored by U.C. Hillel and Student U.JA. ComThurstW \pril 26 m pmHillel House; 5715 S.Uwdlawrt.The University of ChicagoDepartment of Musicand theFromm Music Foundation at Harvardpresent theCONTEMPORARYCHAMBER PLAYERSof The University of ChicagoRALPH SHAPEY, Music DirectorA 20th Anniversary Year CelebrationFRIDAY, APRIL 27, 1984 • 8:00 P.M.MANDEL HALL, 57th and University Avenuesoloists: BARBARA HAFFNER, celloELSA CHARLSTON, sopranoWILLIAM WALKER, bassprogramDeborah Dratfll Alone (Fromm Music FoundationCommission 0 world premiere performance)Richard Wernkk Cello ConcertoOffrandresEucatorialand In Celebrationof the Varese CentenaryAdmission is free with ticketSend ticket request and a self-addressed stamped envelopeto Department of Mu ;ir CnnrmtA Off'C*5845 S. Ellis Avenue, Chicago 60637.2—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 23, 1984SG committee chairsStudent Government President-electChris Hill is looking for students toserve as chairs and associate chairs ofthe various Student Government com¬mittees. These positions are open toany interested students in the Universi¬ty; current or previous membership inSG is not required.Chairs will have voting privileges onthe Student Government ExecutiveCouncil and will be responsible forcoordinating the projects of the StudentGovernment committees on academicaffairs, activities, community rela¬tions, graduate student affairs, inter¬collegiate relations, minority affairs,student representation, student ser¬vices, university services, and the ExLibris governing board. Associatechairs will assist in these responsibili¬ties.A detailed description of the func¬tions of each committee is posted out¬side the Student Government Office(Ida Noyes 306) and at each of the SGInfo Centers.Those interested in being consideredfor any position may contact Hill be¬fore Friday at 753-8342 xl233 or leave amessage at 962-9732.Elections explainedBarbara Flynn Currie spoke on the“Mechanics of the American ElectoralProcess” last Wednesday as part of theInternational House Speaker Series.Currie, state representative, spoke to asmall audience about the nuts and boltsof local, state, and federal elections.The interaction between party work¬ings and federal and state law was usedas an organizing theme to evaluate his¬torical trends in delegate selection, pri¬mary organization, and candidate se¬lection. The Illinois State CentralCommittee and Cook County CentralCommittee were discussed, as well assignificant court cases which have cur¬tailed or directed the actions of bodiessuch as these two committees.Currie is a native Hyde Park resi¬ dent, known for her community in¬volvement. She is serving her thirdtwo-year term in District 26, HydePark’s Congressional District. She hasbeen elected to go to Los Angeles thissummer as one of Mayor Washington’sdelegates to the Democratic NationalConvention.Ophuls at ColumbiaMarcel Ophuls, documentary film¬maker, will be at Columbia Collegefrom April 22 to May 12 as artist-in-res¬idence.Three film screenings, a lecture anda panel discussion are scheduled dur¬ing Ophuls’s visit, all of which will befree to the public.For more information on theseevents, call Keith Cleveland at 663-1600,x 206, or Audrie Berman, x 364.Ashley on neo-realismRichard Ashley will speak on “ThePoverty of Neo-realist Theories of In¬ternational Relations” Thursday at 4p.m. in Wieboldt 301.Ashley is in the political science de¬partment at the University of Arizona.He offers a critique of neo-realism, oneof the principal schools of thought in in¬ternational relations, finding it “an or¬rery of errors, self-enclosed (and) self-affirming.”Ashley’s talk is the latest in a contin¬uing series on Political Economy. It isco-sponsored by the Program on Inter¬dependent Political Economy and theCommittee on Public Policy. For moreinformation, contact the PIPE office,753-2222.Braun recognizedThe Chicago Junior Association ofCommerce and Industry last week hon¬ored State Rep. Carol Moseley Braun(D-25) as one of ten outstanding citi¬zens.The Association cited Braun’sachievements in civic affairs and “herpersonal determination toward the en¬richment of all people she comes incontact with.” Braun is the first black woman, aswell as the youngest person, in the stateto serve as assistant majority leader inthe Illinois House.WHERE HAVE ALLTHE VOTERS GONE?A CONFERENCE ANALYZINGDECLINING VOTER TURNOUTIN AMERICA:THE NUMBERS ...THE CAUSES ...THE SOLUTIONS . ..APRIL 26-28, 1984CONFERENCE SCHEDULEWHERE WE'VE BEEN AND WHERE WE ARE: HISTORICAL ANDCONTEMPORARY ANALYSIS OF VOTER TURNOUT (I)Thursday, April 26 - 2 to 5 p.m.DISPOSSESSED NO MORE: VOTING TURNOUTAMONG MINORITY GROUPSFriday, April 27 - 9:30 a.m. - noonWHY SOME DO BETTER THAN OTHERS: HISTORICAL ANDCONTEMPORARY ANALYSIS OF VOTER TURNOUT (2)Friday, April 27 - 2-5 p.m.THE CONSULTANTS: PARTY MOBILIZATIONAND VOTER TURNOUTSaturday, April 28 - 9:30 -11 a.m.SUMMARY: Saturday, April 28-11 a.m. - noonAll sessions will be held in Room 122 of the Social Science Research Building,1126 E. 59th St., Chicago, IL 60637. For information, phone (312) 962-8050SPONSORS: The Center for American Government and Politics, University ofChicago; Department of Political Science. University of California - los Angeles;The Joint Center for Political Studies, Washington, D.C. PHOTO BYKC MORRISAnthony C. YuYu feted for prizeThe University of Chicago Press helda reception Thursday to honor AnthonyC. Yu, translator and editor of TheJourney to the West.Yu is the winner of the 1983 Gordon J.Laing Prize, a yearly award conferredon the faculty author, editor or transla¬tor of the Press’s most distinguishedbook of the preceding two years.Yu is a professor in the divinityschool, on the Committee on SocialThought, and in the departments of FarEastern languages and civilizationsand English language and literature.The Journey to the West is a classicof traditional Chinese fiction, first pub¬lished in the late 16th century. It is thestory of a monk’s pilgrimage fromIndia to China and back again. This isits first complete English translation,which Yu undertook with the sponsor¬ ship of the Press, though there wererumors that the People’s Republic ofChina had also commissioned a trans¬lation.Yu told the Maroon about the diffi¬culty of such a work where “the text ismore important than the scholar,” whomust be “like a musician ‘realizing’ themusic.” He said he was “elated” to re¬ceive the Laing Prize.Writers benefitA benefit for the National WritersUnion will be held April 29 at Holsteins,2464 N. Lincoln Ave. Many of Chicago’sfinest writers will read from theirworks, and there will also be a programof folk music.There is a donation of $6, and theevent will be from 2 to 5 p.m.Mansbridge to speakJane Mansbridge will give the secondin the spring series of lectures present¬ed by the Forum for Feminist Scholar¬ship April 26 at 4:30 p.m. in Harper130.Mansbridge, who is associate profes¬sor of political science and sociology atNorthwestern University and amember of the research facility at thatuniversity’s Center for Urban Affairsand Policy Research, will speak on“Who’s in Charge Here? Accountabili¬ty and Decentralization in the Strugglefor ERA.”Folk music programThe Armstrong Sisters will performa program of folk music and storiesApril 29 at 3 p.m. at the First UnitarianChurch, 5650 S. Woodlawn. The perfor¬mance is a benefit for the scholarshipfund of the Hyde Park Unitarian Coop¬erative Nursery School, and will be fol¬lowed by a bake sale.New FOTA deadlineThe deadline for this year’s Festivalof the Arts art contest. “MidwesternCiv,” has been changed from May 8 to 4p.m. May 4. Entries should be broughtto Ida Noyes Hall Room 210.^ M Osl C ^ M 0SIO M 051C ^uI?u3ru3r-CU THE. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGODEPARTMENT of MUSICPresents:Thursday, April 26 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallRebecca Koblick, soprano.With: Gail Gillispie, lute; Denise Boneau, violin; JulieJeffrey, viola da gamba; Thomas MacCracken,harpsichord.Music by Dowland, Monteverdi, and Handel.Admission is free.Friday, April 27 - Contemporary Chamber Players8:00 p.m., Mandel HallRalphy Shapey, music director, cosponsor, The FrommMusic Foundation.Soloists: Elsa Charlston, soprano; Barbara Haffner,cello.Deborah Drattell: Alone (World Premiere of a FrommFoundation Commission); Richard Wernick: CelloConcerto; and a Varese Centenary Celebration -Offrandres / Ecuatorial.For free tickets, send request and self-addressedstamped envelope to the Department of MusicConcert Office, 5845 S. Ellis Ave., 60637.Saturday, April 28 - Cathy Heifetz Memorial Concert8:00 p.m., Bond ChapelA program of chamber music including: the Brass Sectionof the University Symphony Orchestra; the Bon TempoSingers; a group of woodwind trios; and othersAdmission is free.Sunday, April 29 - Piano Trio and Soprano7:30 p.m., Goodspeed Recital HallLizbeth Bistrow, violin; Van Bistrow, cello; MarjorieBenson, piano; Blanche Schulz, soprano.Ravel: Trio in A minor; Haydn: Trio Hob.XV-5; and theMessiaen song-cycle, "Poemes pour Mi”.Admission is free. nCrX3On2rcn* mUsi c ^ mUsi c ^mUsic ^The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 23, 1984—3voice I'- WSSSSSSmRevising history sets a dangerous precedentBy Gregory DumanianApril 24 marks the day that Armenians questiontheir existence. “Who are we?” and “Why are wehere?” The first question is easy to answer. The Ar¬menians are a very old people who lived in what isnow eastern Turkey and southwestern Russia. TheArmenian nation was the first to officially embraceChristianity as its state religion in 301 A.D. Armen¬ian kings prospered due to the tremendous East-West trade routes running through their lands. Ar¬menian architects built churches whose stylisticmotifs and constructional inventions in some casespredated comparable European structures by cen¬turies. Manuscripts preserved Armenian literatureas well as foreign texts in translation. Among morerecent cultural contributions by Armenians were theintroduction of both the printing press and the the¬ater into the Ottoman empire.The second question, “Why are we here?” can bedivided into three parts. The first part, “we,’’refersto all Western Armenians - the Armenians of the dia¬spora. Armenians of the diaspora do not live in thetiny present-day Armenian Soviet Socialist Republic,so-called “Eastern Armenia.” The split betweenEast and West Armenia can be traced back over 1500years. The second part of the question, “here,” con¬cerns the locations of Western Armenians. Instead ofthe traditional homeland — the plains of Anatolia —we live scattered throughout the world. In this case,it is Chicago. It could just as easily be Lebanon. Aus¬tralia or France.The third part of the question, “why,” is the cen¬tral one. Why are we scattered around the world?The traditional answer is that a genocide of the Ar¬menian people took place in Turkey in 1915. April 24,1915 in particular is remembered because on thatday 750 Armenian community leaders were roundedup and executed. Diaspora communities of today arecomposed of the few hundred thousand expatriatedsurvivors of the massacre.The world agrees with the “wTho.” “we,” and“here” elements of the Armenian question. A certainportion of the world, namely the modern Turkishgovernment, disagrees with the “why.” It categori¬cally denies that a genocide of the Armenian peoplewas perpetrated by their predecessors, the “YoungTurks.” It admits that there were problems with theArmenian community with its empire. To quote Ta-laat Pasha, the Young Turk Minister of Interior:“I have asked you (Morgenthau, the Americanambassador) to come today so that I can ex¬plain our position on the whole Armenian sub¬ject. We base our objections to the Armenianson three distinct grounds. In the first place,they have enriched themselves at the expenseof the turks. In the second place, they are deter¬mined to domineer over us and to establish aseparated state. In the third place, they openlyencouraged our enemies. They have assistedthe Russians in the Caucasus (referring here toWorld War I). Our failure there is largely ex¬plained by their actions.” (Ambassador Mor-genthau’s Story, New York, 1918).The present Turkish government explains theevents of 1915 in relation to two out of three of these“objections.” The first is the military question. TheArmenians were aiding the enemy. Perhaps theywere cutting off supplies. They also sent letters to theAllies, pleading to other Christian states for libera¬tion. An appropriate response to actions such asthese would have been to remove the Armenians from the front lines. The Turkish government doesadmit that “limited deportations” to “distant loca¬tions” indeed took place.Second, the Armenians were striving for politicalautonomy. In the chaos of a World War as well as acivil war, some Armenians did die, the Turkish gov¬ernment admits, but it also claims that many moreKurds and Turks were killed by Armenians than viceversa. Nationalistic feelings were indeed expressedby the Armenians at the time; the roots of this na¬tionalism stretch back to the early 19th Century. By1860, the Armenian communities served the sultanproudly under an official constitution. By 1915, how¬ever, the argument continues that the six Armenianprovinces of the Ottoman empire were armedcamps, ready to rebel. The cost of the creation of themodern Turkish state was the defeat of this massiverebellion. It was costly in terms of Turkish lives, butwell worth the price.I will examine these arguments in the light of onlyone fact. I will not quote from one of the dozens ofsources, because others would then claim that eachof these sources was biased, misinformed or inaccu¬rate. If the reference stated that 1.5 million Armen¬ians perished, one of the handful of rival referenceswould quote only 300,000 deaths. Somehow, the latterfigure does not constitute a genocide for these othersources. One writer will claim that the events wereplanned and coordinated. Opponents, specificallythose scholars sponsored by the Turkish govern¬ment, would claim that a combination of politics, in-tercommunal fighting, disease and war were respon¬sible. In light of this dizzying point/counterpoint, Ibring forth one fact: there are only about 1000 Ar¬menian families living today in the six provinces ofWestern Armenia. There had been an estimated oneto three million Armenian inhabitants there before1915.The numbers, though important, are not central tothis issue as to whether or not a genocide occurred.In this writer’s opinion, a genocide is the planned de¬struction of the way of life of a particular ethnicgroup. Western Armenia is dead. Its survivors, scat¬tered throughout foreign lands, are slowly being as¬similated into their new'-found cultures. No matterhow many Armenians perished in 1915, when the cus¬toms, language and memory of the mother countryfade away, the genocide will in fact have been com¬pleted.In light of the fact that there are so few Armeniansliving in Anatolia today, let us look again at the Tur¬kish explanation of the events of 1915. Is it reasonablethat women and children, living hundreds of milesfrom the front lines, should have been deported be¬cause of the war effort? Were they dangerous? Is itreasonable to ascribe the decimation of every singleArmenian village to the so-called few' deportations,marauding bandits, disease and “intercommunalfighting”? Every single village must have been af¬fected, since not one local concentration of Armen¬ians exists today in Turkey (except for Istanbul,some 500 miles distant from the traditional home¬land). If more Turks were killed by Armenians thanvice versa, as is claims, then where did the guns, am¬munition. and organizational brilliance come from?After all. Christians were not even allowed to beararms under Moslem law. Local uprisings did occur(three known to me are Van, Sassoun, and Hadjin),but let us keep the “rebellions” in perspective withthe response. Furthhermore, it is worth noting thateach of these rebellions occurred only after the de¬portation of a nearby village. These so-called rebel¬lions, then, were the Armenian response to, and not the instigation of, the genocide.Obviously, the Armenians left their homeland.Were they, as the Turks claim, moved to safety? Ofthe stragglers who survived to reach their final desti¬nation - Deir Zor, on the far side of a desert - a largeproportion were orphans. Millions of dollars wereraised by the American Near East Relief Fund tofeed these starving Armenians. The size of today’sdiaspora population is a few hundred thousand peo¬ple, after sixty-nine years of population growth.What, if not a genocide, can explain the loss of such asizable portion of the population?The Armenians of the diaspora use April 24 to re¬mind themselves of the massacres to explain theirpresent circumstances. The questions “Who arewe?” and “Why are we here?” have been answered,and this leads to the less existential question, “Whatdo the Armenians want?” Eventually, they want thepresent Turkish government to admit to the trueevents of 1915 perpetrated by the Young Turks. Thefirst step toward recognition consists of not being de¬nied one’s past. All traces of a past Armenian pre¬sence in Turkey are now being erased. The word“Armenia” is not to be found on any Turkish map, orin any Turkish history book. References to WesternArmenia are similarly discouraged outside of Tur¬key. The Turkish government’s leverage point is itsNATO ties. For instance, it threatened “grave con¬sequences” to US-Turkish relations if the Armenianstory is included in the new Smithsonian HolocaustMuseum. An Israeli convention on genocide was boy¬cotted due to Turkish demands. The US State Depart¬ment itself has bowed to Turkish pressure, as isshown by its recent references to an “alleged” Ar¬menian massacre.It is incredible that the evolution from “estab¬lished fact” to “alleged incident” has taken only 15years. After decades of peaceful Armenian efforts’ toobtain justice falling on deaf ears, regrettable acts ofviolence have occurred in an attempt to force thepresent Turkish government to recognize the facts ofthe genocide. Rather than ignore the issue, the Tur¬kish government went on an academic offensive, dis¬crediting the Armenian cause by refuting the facts.As the Turkish archives of the period are closed to allnon-sympathetic scholars, the Turks hold the trumpcard on this issue.One reason for Turkish denials of the truth is theirapparently sincere belief that the Young Turks wereinnocent of the above charges. However, another ex¬planation exists. The end of Turkish denials of themassacre could lead to an admission of guilt. Estab¬lished guilt could lead in turn to demands for repara¬tions. Thus while the Armenians seek the establish¬ment and recognition of the truth, the Turks fear thelarger consequences of the Armenian cause.The conscious revision of one history provides adangerous precedent for the similar revision ofothers. I understand that the Japanese treatment ofthe Manchurians has recently been downplayed inJapanese history books. Perhaps one day the demiseof the American Indians will be ascribed to some“strange epidemic,” and that of the Kampucheans toa “poor harvest.” In our case, the genocide of a peo¬ple is claimed never to have occurred; a freak coinci¬dence — almost every single Armenian simultan¬eously decided to leave his home and take a walk tohis death...Gregory Dumanian is a first-year student at the PritzkerSchool of MedicineFree to be you and me - gays have rights tooTo the editor:Excuse me just a second while I ad¬dress Mr. Benet Haller directly. Lookhoney, you’ve got us gay folk all wrong.Last week you wrote, “If some of thosewho are not sure of themselves becomeactive homosexuals when in actualitythey are more inclined toward hetero¬sexuality, they will suffer inner tor¬ment for the rest of their lives, due tolarvated heterosexual feelings.” Well,I just want you to know that you don’thave to come to the party if you aren’tgonna have fun.But I’ll try not to be flippant and youtry not to be paranoid. Let’s not maskthe issue, which is, I think you’ll agree,the freedom of people to be them¬selves. And in this regard you reallydon’t have to worry too hard about theheterosexuals. They seem amply ableto take care of themselves. But I worrysometimes abut the gay people — whatwith anit-gay violence, job discrimina¬tion, and constant intimidation, real orimplicit, in a society that not only as¬sumes you to be straight but wantsvery much for you to be that way.4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 23, Benet, we don’t recruit. We don’thave to. But we do try to tell other gaypeople that they need have no fear ofbeing themselves. If that makes youuncomfortable, then you need to thinksome more, and I suppose we can helpto educate you and people like you, andin so doing make things better for usall. But really, gay rights should notonly concern gay people. And I trustTo the editor:I strongly agree with Benet Haller’spoint of view in “Hostility exaggerat¬ed” (4/20 Maroon). I would also like toadd some things to what he alreadysaid.I believe that everyone here has theright to say what he or she thinks, butat the same time, I do not see the pointof exposing one’s sexuality or “sexualpreferences.” One’s private life isone’s own business and there is no reason to “bother” other people with it. If1984 that it doesn’t. Maybe some of your he¬terosexual friends will talk to youabout this and take some of the respon¬sibility on their shoulders. Because,frankly, at this point I think we havebetter things to do. We have gay peopleto reach out, gay people whose livesare pained simply because they’re gay,gay people who try not to be gay be¬cause people like you make them feelGALA members have meetings, that isperfectly fine for them, but I do not be¬lieve that they should tell everyoneabout them. I think that everyone ormost people on campus know the exis¬tence of GALA, and I do not think thatthere is a real need to put signs every¬where (especially in unpermittedplaces). If someone is interested inGALA activities, that person will prob¬ably go to one of their meetings to findout what is planned, the same way anyperson will go to any office to get infor- they don’t have the right to exist. If yousee a conspiracy in this, I admit mycomplicity. But, you poor thing, plant¬ing your feet firmly on the ground andyelling no isn’t going to help. The daysof intimidation are coming to an end,and most of us, gay and straight, arehappy for it.Jonathan KatzGraduate Student - Humanitiesmation.Personally, I had never been so ex¬posed to all this gay and lesbiansdoings, and it was very uncomfortablefor me to be too aware of what happensaround here with all these signs andpublications.I hope that the so-called “incidents”will make heterosexuals and homosex¬uals aware that one’s private life isone’s business.Liliane CorzoFirst-year student in the CollegeGALA need not publicize its activitiesLETTERSRefutation of ‘hysterical’ homophobic claimsTo the editor:I had intended this letter to vigorous¬ly protest the vandalism of the GALAbanner and the harassment of GALAduring Gay and Lesbian AwarenessFortnight. This, however, has beendone very eloquently by others, so I willrestrict myself to answering some ofthe more irrational claims of the apolo¬gists for these actions. Specifically, Iwill examine two letters printed in theApril 20 edition of the Maroon — one byMr. Benet Haller and the other by Mr.Russ Miller — and refute their homo-phobic claims.Mr. Haller’s letter only serves todemonstrate his phenomenal igno¬rance, both of the actual events and ofhomosexuality in general. First heclaims that “banners...have been torndown by vandals (or the wind) manytimes...but never before has theMaroon made this a headline.” The dif¬ference between this incident andothers, however, lies in directed van¬dalism compared to random vandal¬ism. Yes, banners have been torn downbefore, but this vandalism has neverbeen directed against a specific group,which is clearly the case here.As for the incident at Burton-JudsonCourts, Mr. Haller claims that GALA“had placed their posters on the out¬side doors leading into the dining hallwhere none is (sic) allowed...At notime did we throw anything at any¬one.” This, however, is not the incid-dent reported in the Maroon, whichstates (17 April) that, “two unidentifiedstudents tore down GALA postershanging in the hall and crumpled themand threw them at those attending thesession.” (emphasis added).I am not denying that the incidentMr. Haller described did not takeplace, but it was. a totally different in¬cident than the one reported in theMaroon. And given the demonstratedand widespread hostility and persecu¬tion (a hostility and persecution de¬monstrated, ironically, by Mr. Haller’sletter itself) directed against homosex¬uals in this society, the university ad¬ministration and the Maroon are quiteright to “have the attitude that theHyde Park gay community is in con¬ stant danger of large scale persecu¬tion...”Mr. Haller’s ignorance about homo¬sexuality in general is seen in the re¬mainder of his letter. The first exampleof this is the old “seduction” myth ofhomosexuality, which claims that ho¬mosexuals are “created” by other ho¬mosexuals. But sexual preference isformed quite early in life, and does notdepend on environmental or externalcircumstances, homosexuals comefrom all classes, all backgrounds, allareas of the country (even the Mid¬west), and all conceivable environ¬ments. In short, all physical and socialdistinctions between humans are abso¬lutely meaningless when it comes tosexual orientation. Long before a stu¬dent comes to college his sexual orien¬tation has already been determinedand nothing is going to change it, nomatter how many GALA speakers helistens to.The “uncertainty” that Mr. Hallerrefers to results when a homosexual isconditioned by society to believe thathe or she is heterosexual. Note thatthere is no “uncertainty” about theperson’s sexual orientation itself, thathas already been fixed, instead the un¬certainty is about whether or not thatperson will acknowlege his or her ho¬mosexuality. If someone is “more in¬clined toward heterosexuality” he orshe is not going to “become” an activehomosexual.Our society is so geared towards he¬terosexuality that any message aGALA speaker could make would be lit¬erally drowned out by the thousands ofheterosexual messages we receiveeach day. It’s hard enough for a homo¬sexual to ignore these messages! IsMr. Haller seriously claiming that thestrong pro-heterosexual/anti-homosex¬ual messages that students have beenreceiving from society all their livescould be negated by one GALA speak¬er, who the student doesn’t even know?That’s nonsense! If a student does “be¬come” an active homosexual fromsuch a brief encounter, it only meansthat the student was homosexual tobegin with. Mr. Haller’s argument isanalogous to claiming that a white per-Orientation clause favoredTo the editor:Page four of last Friday’s Maroonreads like a printout from the Tower ofBabel. The points of view, however,are well balanced, from Newton Hall’sclear analysis of the problem to RussMiller’s 100 percent homophobic ser¬mon. The truth is, GALA has won itsrights, and rightly so. The sexual orien¬tation clause should be universally ap¬plauded. It will be a necessary tool tocounter discrimination when thatoccurs. The presence of hot-heads,bigots and anti-homosexual zealots likeMr. Miller, who claim to be carryingthe banner for the multitudes, makes itevident that such a clause is needed.Mr. Kittredge, on the other hand,comes off as an equally romantic cru¬sader if he is actually striving for fullacceptance by the U of C community ofGALA. No amount of SG funds or legis¬lation can win over the hearts of JerryFalwells or Russ Millers who revert toludicrous analogies of funding bestiali¬ty clubs to support their ugly views.Besides who wants their acceptance?Without claiming to speak for GALA,I do believe such a group is necessaryas Mr. Hall explains, as a social orga¬nization where members congregate todiscuss problems and to feel less alien¬ated. Mr. Miller and his kind couldnever understand what one has to en¬ dure while growing up “gay”. Thisleads to a final remark. Several studiesshow that sexual orientation is estab¬lished around the age of five. Mr.Haller’s soap opera scenario of the tor¬mented heterosexual trapped in a ho¬mosexual “life-style” is a load oflaughs. The thought that a GALA ban¬ner or t-shirt would be used as recrut-ing tools reminds me it really is 1984,and proves once more that validity ofthe sexual orientation clause.Michael WorleyPh D. candidate son would suddenly turn black if hetalked to black person.The second example of Mr. Haller’signorance about homosexuality is hisinsulting insinuation that homosexualsjust can’t wait to get their hands onstraights. This is similar to racist as¬sertions that all black men have a per¬verted sexual fascination for whitewomen, and just can’t wait to be alonewith one. This is clearly untrue and big¬oted, and so is Mr. Haller’s assertion.Besides, gays get enough sex, thankyou, without having to seducestraights, whose sexual prowess is gen¬erally regarded in the gay communityas being barely Neanderthal-level.The third area of Mr. Haller’s igno¬rance lies in his claim that a homosex¬ual speaker “would, naturally, like tobring these students into his fold.”Again, all gays think about is seducingstraights. I know for a fact that this isnot what GALA speakers, or homosex¬ual speakers in general, do. Their gen¬eral theme is that homosexuals arehuman begins, they have certain civilrights, and that society should accepthomosexuality and let homosexualslead their own lives without interfer¬ence.All homosexuals want is for societyto let them live in peace, consistentwith widely-held ideas of individualfreedom. What’s wrong with that? Onthe other hand, while homosexuals donot try to impose their sexual prefer¬ences on others, this is clearly not truefor heterosexuals. Most heterosexualsbring across their preference for he¬terosexual “expression” and wouldlike to bring homosexuals into theirfold.In fact, they have applied any and allmeans necessary to bring this about,with the most tragic and barbarous re¬sults. To achieve this end they havemade homosexuality illegal; they havethrown homosexuals into jail; theyhave committed homosexuals to men¬tal hospitals, sometimes for years orfor life; in these hospitals they have ap¬plied shock *’therapv” and drug “treat¬ment” against the person’s will; theyhave applied torture and physicalforce, sometimes resulting in death;and, in general, they have employedevery legal or illegal (usually illegal!)method in their power to force homo¬sexuals to become heterosexual (noneof these attempts, by the way, haveworked). Mr. Haller’s insinuation thatfor one group to force their sexual ori¬entation onto others is wrong is certain¬ly true, but while homosexuals do notdo this and ask only to live in peace, he¬terosexuals have been quite energeticin trying to force their sexual orienta¬tion onto others.The most irrational and offensivepart of Mr. Haller’s letter occurs at theend, where he advocates an organiza¬tion to promote “heterosexual aware¬ness and aid those who react violentlyto homosexuality.” I assume that this organization will be similar in spirit toorganizations like the KKK and theAmerican Nazi Party, which, after all,only try to promote awareness and bal¬ance the influence of black organiza¬tions, as well as to aid those who reactviolently to niggers, hymies, spies, etc.Reacting with violence to anyone iswrong, including homosexuals.The only reason GALA and organiza¬tions like it exist is because society is sohomophobic, and organizations likeMr. Haller’s would only justify the con¬tinued existence of gay rights organiza¬tions. Also, Mr. Haller’s organization isunnecessary because there alreadyexists an organization that is very suc¬cessful in promoting heterosexualawareness and aiding those who reactviolently towards homosexuals. It’scalled “American Society,” it containsover 200 million members, it fostersand encourages violence against homo¬sexuals, and gays are definitely not ad¬mitted.I turn to Mr. Miller’s hysterical pieceof homophobia. The first thing I noticedwas a contradiction so big you coulddrive the space shuttle through it. Firsthe claims that there is no discrimina¬tion against homosexuals at the Uni¬versity of Chicago. Therefore, the anti-discrim ination clause and,presumably, Gay and Lesbian Aware¬ness Fortnight itself are unnecessary.But then, almost in the next line, hestates that “Many of us consider yourbehavior morally reprehensible.”Later he calls homosexuality a “per¬version.”If so many people consider homosex¬uality “morally reprehensible,” thenthings like an anti-discriminationclause and GALA activities are vital tocombat the prevalent attitudes thatMr. Miller and Mr. Haller exemplify.And if there is no discriminationagainst homosexuals at the Universityof Chicago, then why has GALA beenharassed? The existence of people likeMr. Haller and Mr. Miller indicatesthat there is still much work to bedone.But let’s look at Mr. Miller's remarkthat homosexuality is perverted and“morally reprehensible.” Notice thatMr. Miller never proves this statementor even gives a coherent argument tosupport it. Is homosexuality immoralbecause it is “unnatural" because ho¬mosexual couples do not have chil¬dren? But many heterosexual couplesdo not have children either, are they“unnatural”? Is the homosexual sexact itself immoral? but as someonepointed out “The only unnatural sex actis one that is physically impossible.”All arguments that homosexuality isimmoral in the end come down to “be¬cause it just is, that’s why.” But “itjust is” is hardly a rational justifica¬tion. What Mr. Miller’s claim of the im¬morality of homosexuality comes downto. then, is a personal judgment.continued on page 10Beware of an overcommitted SzesnyDOUBLEKNIT To the editor:As a concerned Debate Societymember, who is not running for any of¬fice, I am writing this letter to informother student groups of the dangeroussituation that is developing in the Chi¬cago Debating Society.One week ago. Rick Szesny was re¬elected as finance committee chairper¬son. This week, Rick Szesny declaredhimself a candidate for another office,the office of chancellor (coach) of theChicago Debating Society. I believethat this is a very alarming situationfor all student groups, especially forBY L.D. LURVEYTUDUAMkCT HO*rTWOO SMAlT K)<TTBMC * JrvAHiTSUAWT tJbr0TO |TtO*JTHOU SHAI.TftEAu T*€ro,TVV . %**&&&»* MA«*A,rfs«oo"yio u a mHiIAS PHiVOAMT■J sCl.ufc sosroe>t«TV ui m»T* O* «c, yo»‘(<x M' J(*< *0*0juw y »«oIUA64 |/UK, CfcTiKAXoltOSMS ISJ: * Of. *.o u % t'i the Chicago Debating Society.When Mr. Szesny ran for re-electionas finance committee chairperson, hemade a certain commitment to the stu¬dent body at large. He made a commit¬ment to guide the Finance Committeein a fair and impartial manner. More¬over, he made a large time commit¬ment to Student Government. Now, heis running for the salaried position ofcoach of the Debating Society. This po¬sition involves a time commitment of,at least, two nights a week for coachingsessions. The coach of the Chicago De¬bating Society is expected to be itsmost zealous advocate. It is apparentthat Mr. Szesny does have a goodchance of being elected to this new po¬sition and I feel that this would be detri¬mental to both the Debating Societyand Student Government.As finance committee chairperson,Mr. Szesny is expected to deal with stu¬dent groups in a fair and impartialmanner. As the head of the Chicago De¬bating Society, he would be expected tobe a coach and an advocate for the or¬ganization. When the student bodyelected Mr. Szesny last week, they be-The lieved that they were electing a manwith no serious commitments to anyparticular student group. In this newsituation, Mr. Szesny, as finance com¬mittee chairperson, would either be un¬able to be impartial concerning the De¬bating Society or he would be forced toprove his impartiality by treating itlike any other student group.The first case would be unfair to thestudent body, because he would not beable to fulfill his official role as the fairand impartial guiding force of SGFC.The second case would be unfair to theChicago Debating Society, because hewould not be able to be a zealous advo¬cate of the organization.I feel that the only good solution tothis dilemma is for Mr. Szesny to avoidany situation that smacks of impropri¬ety. There is no reason for Mr. Szesnyto put himself and SGFC in a compro¬mising position. There is no reason foreither organization to suffer because ofMr. Szesny. 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Now if that's notenough to get you to carry one away, this lowerprice should do it. $595.6—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 23, 1984SG/MABcontinued from page oneMuchnick agreed, adding that,“l here are lots of other ways of gettingcampus opinion (than having studentsactually serve on the MAB board) andwe take it every bit as seriously as ifwe have someone from within our ownranks proposing the same kind ofideas.”One SG member criticized MAB’sprocess of selecting what entertain¬ment will come to campus, saying, ‘‘Idon’t feel that I or any of the peoplewho have any contact with you reallyhave any input into what kind of musicyou put on.”Muchnick countered this, saying“We try our damndest to try to bringentertainment that we feel will cutacross the board when it comes to thevarious tastes on campus.” He alsosaid that because there are so manydifferent musical tastes at the U of C, itis difficult to attract a large crowd tomost concerts.During orientation week, enteringstudents were asked to fill out a formspecifying what acts they would like tosee on campus. Student choices, ac¬cording to Muchnick, were not feasiblebecause, ‘‘they invariably asked to seegroups like the Pretenders or TalkingHeads.”If MAB were to book such an act,budgetary limitations would allow forno other performance that quarter.“And with the limited capacity of Man-del Hall (about 900 seats), we wouldhave to sell tickets at an astronomic¬ally high price to simply break even,”explained Muchnick. MAB thereforemust select performers that are notnecessarily “mainstream.”At Thursday’s meeting, Smith alsomentioned that, “The MAB philosophydoesn't have to be directed towardsmusic,” and he continued, “It’s theMajor Activities Board, not the MajorConcert Board.” Muchnick said onMonday, when discussing this, that MAB couldn’t afford most comediansor other alternatives.When discussing MAB’s fundingThursday night, Muchnick argued forMAB autonomy. He explained that thestudents originally voted in a referen¬dum for a 40-60 percent split of the stu¬dent activities fee between MAB andother student groups.He claimed that SGFC’s watchdogstance over their 60 percent was notmandated, but taken on.“The primary function of the StudentGovernment Finance Committee as Iunderstand it, is to allocate the other 60percent between various other studentgroups,” he said. “The primary func¬tion is not to check up on those groupsand make sure they’re spending everylast dime as correctly as they oughtto.”The limited financial responsibilitythat would come from MAB having tosubmit its budget to SG twice a quarteris enough, Muchnick assured the SGAssembly. “It’s never clear exactlyhow much funding will be forthcomingfrom the activities fee because it doestrickle in and so MAB is equally unsure(as SGFC) of what our financial situa¬tion is like but still we try to make proj¬ections.”Szesny said in response that constantsupervision is needed, observing,“When we were talking about the factthat (MAB) couldn’t come to the Fi¬nance Committee 10 days before a con¬cert — why they can’t come to SGFCand ask for money — the response was‘well, things change in a day.’ ”He continued, “The report that (SG)is going to be receiving from MAB atthe beginning of the quarter may be 100percent different and a 180 degree turnfrom the report we'll be receiving atthe end of the quarter.”Smith and Hill, before Monday night,were also leery of charges that MAB,in fulfilling hospitality services (e g.,providing food and drink) for its enter¬tainers, purchased drugs for a per¬former last year. Muchnick again triedto clear up these misconceptions, say¬ing “It is unfortunate but people think things like this routinely crop up in themusic business. But as a part of theUniversity we don’t involve ourselvesin such a function.”Muchnick is hopeful that FSACCSLwill recommend that the student activ¬ity fee be increased. Currently, MAB’sprimary funding comes from the $5quarterly fee.This year MAB has approximately$42,000 to spend. This, in addition torevenue garnered from concert ticketsales, leaves the seven MAB membersin control of nearly $60,000.MAB members argue that the cur¬rent fee is not sufficient. Muchnicksaid, “In the past few years the cost oftalent has remained at the $5 figure.”He added that many universitiescharge a fee of $40-90 per student an¬nually.After Monday’s meeting, Hill said,“I felt it was a good meeting. It has re¬ally made a difference in terms of ourperception of MAB.”SG, however, is still discussingwhether more major MAB reformshould be recommended thanFSACCSL’s current four-part propos¬al. The issue was tabled after lengthydebate Thursday.It should be noted that SG, accordingto Szesny. “has no authority to changeMAB or force them to do anything.” Itcan only make recommendations.In other SG news, the assembly de¬feated a proposed amendment to per¬mit undergraduates to fill graduate repseats. David Cruz-Uribe, its author, ex¬plained, “Graduate representation atShakespeare festivalMundelein College. 6363 N. SheridanRd., will hold its annual ShakespeareFestival April 26 from 5 to 7:30 p.m. inthe college's McCormick Lounge.The event celebrates the 420th anni¬versary of William Shakespeare'sbirth, and the public is invited to enjoyan English buffet, authentic costumesand readings from the bard. Admissionis $3 at the door. For more information,call 262-8100, x 496. the University has often been scantyand I feel this is somewhat of a stopgapto allow those programs where there isa great deal of interaction between *upper level undergrad and graduatestudents to allow graduate students topick an undergraduate who they feelwould be qualified to represent theirneeds.”Kal Alston, chair of the GraduateStudent Affairs committee, summedup the general assembly feeling that“the effort should be put into gettinggraduate students involved (in SG).”The Graduate Student Affairs com¬mittee reported Thursday that is hasbeen working for more inter-divisionaland inter-graduate school contactthrough parties and get-togethers.Their next agenda will include morecurricular and academic concerns.Poetry readingThursday, April 26, beginning at 8p.m. Paul Friedrich will read from hispoetry at the “Hyde Park PoetrySeries,” an occasional series of poetryreadings sponsored by Pocket Poetics,the Chicago Literary Review, and theSeminary Co-Op. Friedrich is in the de¬partments of anthropology and linguis¬tics at the University of Chicago, andhas published several volumes of poet¬ry. Admission is free. All are welcometo attend.CPR workshopsA Heartbeats/CPR Marathon will beheld this Saturday at Michael ReeseHospital. Experts will give three sepa¬rate four-hour workshops using films,conversations, and demonstrations ofheart rescue to teach participantsabout emergency life-saving tech¬niques.The workshops are free and will beheld in the living room of RothschildCenter at 5816 S. Ellis. Sessions beginat 9 a.m., 11 a.m., and 2 p.m. For moreinformation, call 791-2600.menuThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 23, 1984—7By Edward HernstadtThe creation of Concrete GothicTheatre in early 1982 marked theinception of a remarkably healthynew phase in student drama on theUniversity of Chicago campus. Sincetheir birth in the fall quarter of thatyear, Concrete has produced plays ofvarying length, genre, and authorage,and all of them have at least brokeneven, the great majority making aprofit.The group arose two years ago tofill a gap in the University’s theatrecompanies. Blackfriars was doingmusicals, but the only straight,serious drama on campus was at theCourt Studio, and their productionswere playing to tiny audiences. SteveDiamond, Todd Brickell, and twoothers decided they wanted to form aalternate group. They went to IreneConley, director of StudentsActivities, and when she approved theidea, they went to the SGFC forfinancing. The first production,Sartre’s The Victors, was atremendous success, with three of thefour shows selling out. “We talked itup and plastered the campus withposters, and made each person in theplay sell ten tickets, and the nextthing we knew, the play did great,”explained Andy Propst, one of thecurrent three person board.Concrete Gothic is well establishedthese days, putting on at least twoplays every quarter, and the grouphas gotten tighter, more organized,perhaps, as a result. “When Concretestarted, there was no ‘philosophy,’ ”said Propst, “just the idea that wewould do theatre.” The playsproposed were not “traditional”except in a modern sense — they werenot normal fare. An idea of what kindof theatre to do soon appeared,though. “There was a philosophy ofartsiness at first,” Propst said.“Steve Diamond’s favorite saying was‘why not do it — it’s art!,’ and whilethat’s not exactly my cup of tea, ifthere’s a play someone wants to do, Idon’t check to make sure it’s notartsy’.” Propst added that “thecatch-phrase these day’s is ‘if timepermits,’ we’re almost too busy totalk about a play’s ‘artiness.’ ”Patricia Vidal and Don McLellan,the other two members of the board,take a less artistic approach to thegroup. “Don is the technical director— he runs that end, and I guess I’mthe one in charge of organization,”Vidal said. Was this remarkablebalancing of different aspects of thetheatre on the board done on purpose?“Not as far as I know,” McLellansaid, “it just seemed to work out thatway.”The procedure for putting on a playis similar to the one Blackfriars uses, Concrete Gothic Theatre:campus thespian successARTHUR U. ELLISemphasized. “They are comfortablewith this arrangement — theyunderstand that we’ll make sure thatthe technical end of the show will runsmoothly, and that the board will getposters out and tickets made, and thatwe’ll only take action if there’s adisaster in the making.” On the wholethis arrangement has worked out wellfor everyone involved.Concrete Gothic people are seriousthough Concrete used it first. Aperson will come to the board with aplay he/she wants to direct. They willsubmit a script, and the board readsthrough the preferred plays, holdsinterviews with the prospectivedirectors, and selects plays accordingto the overall caliber of the proposedproductions. “We are very seriousabout the quality of our productions,”Propst said, “We put up a wideThe Concrete Gothic Theatre Group, formed in 1982, now stages atleast two productions each quarter, after beginning as a group“without a philosophy (except) to do theatre.” (Left to right: AndyPropst, Patricia Vidal, Don McLellan)spectrum of shows — from earlytwentieth century Germanexpressionism to 1970’s British andAmerican comedy. We havesomething of a reputation for being‘intellectual’, and that’s fine. But wewant to be sure *hat whatever we putup is as good as it possibly can be.”Steps taken uo assure the quality ofproduction have been the source ofsome tension, though no seriousproblems. “We, the board, like towatch a run-through of a show a fewweeks before it goes up. The directorusually asks us for suggestions, and ifthere are any real problems, we’llstep in,” Propst explained. But thisdoes not mean that the director doesnot have complete artistic controlover his or her production, Propst about theatre, but that does not makefor a tense or limiting atmosphere.“We attract a varied group ofpeople,” Propst said. “Being part of atheatre group adds a social element;you know that every night at seveno’clock you’ll go to the theatre and besomeone else, and that’s veryrefreshing.”If anything, it is their success andthe success of the other new groupsthat will force changes on ConcreteGothic. “We might have to change ourphilosophy a little,” Propst explained,“become more competitive, becausethere is so much good theatre goingon. Every time we have an auditionthere are more and more peopleshowing up.” It is an exciting time fortheatre at the U of C. “There’s a lot of experience to be got on campus,”Propst said, “because we’re not aconservatory, you can get a lot ofdifferent roles.” McLellan added,“We don’t care that much about pastexperience — people are cast basedon what they can do, and if they arebrand new, well maybe they’ll get asmaller role, but there is no highschoolthe-more-vou-do-the-more-you-get-to-dohierarchy here.”In fact, the problems Gothic isexperiencing are mostly the result ofhow well things are going. “Newpeople are popping up every show,”Propst said. “It’s incredible — whenSteve Diamond and those peoplestarted the group they probably neverthought people would be killing eachother for space.” The administrationcreated the University Theatre boardto handle the distribution of theatrespace and to organize theimprovements of theatre spaceswhich increased usage and safetycodes required. But while UT hasbem helpful in some areas —scheduling a seminar in make-up, forexample — they have not been able tofind space.“We desperately need storagespace,” McLellan said. “We have tobreak up flats after shows becausewe have no place to put them,” Vidaladded, “and we have no office space.Everyone’s rooms are full ofequipment and costumes, things thata theatre company has to have.” “Iwould like to see the top floor theatreof Ida Noyes turned into a rehearsalspace,” Propst said, addressing theother major space, or lack thereof,problem. “We have to scrounge forrooms in Cobb, and book the northlounge in Reynolds a very long timein advance. And every group isfeeling this shortage — we have tomake trade offs, help each other out.”That willingness to “help out” isone of the most remarkable of thenew generation of theatre groups.“It’s not incestuous,” Propst said,“new people are popping up at everyshow, but there are a lot of peoplewho work on any production thatappeals to them.” The fc* ardmembers of Concrete Gothic areamong those people. Propst is actingin the Other Theatre Group’sproduction of Oedipus, and both Vidaland McLellan are involved behind thecurtain. “I’m running the board (thelighting board), and Don came in tohang the lights when the originalperson got sick,” Vidal said. “I didn’treally want to be involved in anotherproduction this quarter,” McLellansaid, “they take up so much time. ButScott (Johnson — head of the OtherTheatre Group) asked me to, and weall sort of try to help each other.”Herrick cited for block cultural appreciationBy Cathy LeTourneauMary Herrick, a political activistand retired Chicago school teacher,will be honored at University Church,5655 S. University Ave. Sunday at 3p.m.Herrick taught social studies atPhillips and DuSable High School for32 years before retiring in 1961.Among her former students hoping toattend the event being sponsored bythe University Church’s Attending toBlack Culture Committee, will beMayor Harold Washington, authorDempsey Travis, and John Johnson ofJohnson Publishing Company.Mary Herrick went to Northwesternas an undergraduate and to theUniversity of Chicago as a graduatestudent in political science. Her desireto go into teaching was a result of herconcern for people in the midst ofdepression and war. She had a strongsense of family history and receivedsupport from her family to spend herlife teaching students who could useher energy and interest in them tolook into their own past. ThoughHerrick is white, she took a specialinterest in teaching at black schools.She took it upon herself to make herstudents aware of black culture and tobecome involved in politics.“The Statue of Liberty has a signwelcoming the poor and oppressed. For more than a hundred yearspeople came from Europe to build upthe land for themselves to make thiscountry what it is. On the other hand,we brought many against their willfrom Africa, which later caused aghastly war. I thought I wanted toteach black students part of the wholeMary HerricK purpose of the United States. Ourobligation is to see that (opportunity)goes to everybody,” said Herrick.Herrick made a point of beinginterested in her students’ activitiesboth in an out of school. She inspiredthem to look further into theirbackground and their futureinvolvement in society. A formerstudent of hers, James Wagner, deanof students at the University of IllinoisSchool of Public Health, credits herwith inspiring him to take a closerlook at Afro-American history.“Many people, black and white, aredoing their part to see that ourchildren grow up together with somereal faith, but we are not encouragingblack and Hispanic students enough.They’re dropping out at a fearsomerate. If the poorest children and thechildren who have parents with little(educational) background don’t getsome real insight, then why shouldthey stay?” asked Herrick.While working on a projectconcerning the curriculumdepartment of the Chicago Board ofEducation, Herrick was able to revisea class called “Civics.” Changing thename to “American SocialProblems,” the students wereseparated into sections and givenproblems surh os housing, toresearch and present to the others. In this way, the students had a morepersonal concern for the situationsbeing studied. Later she revised anddeveloped several other programs toimprove public school education.Herrick’s book, Chicago Schools: APolitical and Social History, waspublished in 1971. In it she describesthe process of developing the Chicagopublic educational system, theproblems they faced, and how moneywas acquired to support the schools.She also brings up the consequence ofkeeping nationalities separate in alarge city like Chicago. She points outhow politicians take advantage of thisas a tool to get votes.During her career, Herrick hasserved as president of the Joint Boardof the Teachers Union, has been amember of the American Federationof Teachers, the Citizens SchoolsCommittee of Chicago, the AmericanCivil Liberties Union, the ChicagoUrban League, and the board of theUniversity Church. 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April 23. 1984 —9‘Casting stones is a disservice’ on gay topicTo the editor:“Let the University of Chicago godown as the school that wouldn’tpander to the gays!” cries one of ourfellow seekers of truth, understandingand the American way. He looks tosome future when universities will beno more; the millennium is at hand,but we can be saved if we refuse to con¬done this, um, sexual perversion. In¬deed.In pointing out some of the miscon¬ceptions under which Benet Haller andRuss Miller seem to be laboring, wehope to assist Maroon readers in a bitof rational thinking. Haller, for examp¬le, asserts that the Gay AwarenessFortnight was planned by GALA spe¬cifically to coincide with ProspieWeekend. Wrong: we were braveenough to actually read the literature,which pointed out that the observancewas statewide. Could the effort to at¬ tract homosexuals to the U of C reallybe a part of an Illinois gay conspiracyto ship them all here?Russ Miller would have us believethat the University endorses people’sideas and characteristics, by statingthat it will not discriminate againstthem. Does it equally “condone” a per¬son’s being black or female or — heav¬en forbid — red-haired?! The purposeof the now-infamous clause is only torecognize that sexual identity is one ofthe “factors irrelevant to fruitful par¬ticipation in the programs of the Uni¬versity.” The hallowed voice of Au¬thority speaks (and yes, writtenauthority makes a hell of a differencein most courts).Naturally, factors without a signifi¬cant presence here need not be consi¬dered. Due to the shortage of suitableanimals (the squirrels are too small),bestiality is probably not a significantMiller and Haller incorrectTo the editor:“Wimp” is an interesting word. It ap¬peared just a few years ago. for thepurpose of impugning a male’s manli¬ness (masculinity, jockhood) withoutcalling into question his sexual orienta¬tion. And why did it displace “sissy,”“pansy,” “fruit,” and “faggot”? Be¬cause those who need to avail them¬selves of hostile epithets have realizedthat, to most Americans, it just isn’tterrible any more to be homosexual(ask the pollsters). (Indeed, the NewBedford pool table case suggests that itmay not even be fashionable any moreto practice, condone, or connive at rape— an activity, by the way, not engagedin by gays — and where does that leavethe macho?).Yet here we have Mr. Miller(Maroon, 4/20) calling, it seems — hissimile is none to clear — both WalterMondale and either Irwin Keller orGALA wimps. Mondale’s wimps quo¬tient may be determined every dayfrom the news; the calculation is Mill¬er’s to make. But unless he is acquaint¬ed with Irwin Keller (whom I’ve nevermet), he seems to be throwing away avery useful word, “wimp.” by assign¬ing it the exact sexual connotation itwas meant to avoid.By far the more reasonable and im¬portant of last week’s two anti-GALAletters is that by Benet Haller. First, hedefends removing GALA posters froma B-J door because they were placedwhere none are allowed. He does notsay that he moved them to where theywould be licit, nor that he habituallytakes down or moves notices from thatspot. Such data would help determine his disinterestedness in this case.Regarding his second point, Mr.Haller seems unaware that the hurlingof insults at gays is a common occur¬rence. and that hurling insults on occa¬sion escalates into hurling rocks,blows, and bullets. Letting it pass (yetagain) unprotested is acceding to op¬pression.It is Mr. Haller’s third point that is atonce most disturbing and most insight¬ful. He seems to object to “educating”(his quotes) college students to“awareness” of gay people because“those who are as yet uncertain abouttheir own sexuality might be drawntoward this speaker who would. natu¬rally, like to bring these students intohis fold."This was Anita Bryant’s favorite ar¬gument (for those, likely including thesophomore Mr. Haller, who are tooyoung to remember, in 1976-77 theformer Miss America and Floridaorange juice representative led a na¬tionwide crusade against gay rights or¬dinances): “They can’t reproduce, asthey have to recruit.”This is simply not true: as I men¬tioned above, gays do not coerce. Whatgays do try to do, remembering theirown difficult adolescence, growing updifferent in a conformist and hostileworld, is to make it a little easier forpeople who might be in the same pre¬dicament, by showing them they arenot unique, not alone.Mr. Haller goes on to recognize thatsexuality seems to be fixed very earlyin a child’s life. He fears that “if someof those who are not sure of themselvesbecome active homosexuals, when inGay debatecontinued from page fiveOn the other hand, I argue that homo¬sexuality is not immoral and, unlikeMr. Miller, I can provide an argumentto support this claim. First I ask thequestion, if homosexuals are immoral,then why does God keep churning outso goddam many of them? I then ex¬pand this argument by observing thatGod created man with free will for theexpress purpose that he may choose be¬tween good and evil, morality and im¬morality. But a person’s sexual orien¬tation, as I have shown above, is not amatter of individual choice, and mancannot choose heterosexuality.Free will implies that what is goodcan be freely chosen, but since sexuali¬ty cannot be chosen, this criterion doesnot apply to sexual orientation. There¬fore, having one particular sexual ori¬entation cannot be immoral, in thesame way that being black or havingblue eyes cannot be immoral. Mr. Mill¬er’s attitude that homosexuality is im¬moral is based on an uncritical andunthinking acceptance of what hisparents and his church have told him,not on any sort of rational justifica¬tion.The caliber of Mr. Miller’s other ar¬guments can be seen by looking at arepresentative sample, his claim thatthe admissions committee “prac-tice(s) reverse discrimination against people with traditional sexual inclina¬tions.” Notice that, again, he offers noproof for his claim. Also, the argumentitself is nonsense. How does the admis¬sions committee know the sexual orien¬tation of applicants? I don’t recallbeing asked when / applied.In conclusion, Mr. Haller’s letterclearly shows his ignorance both ofthese incidents of harassment and ofhomosexuality in general. Part of theguiding philosophy or the University ofChicago involves the rejection of igno¬rance and its replacement by reason,and this is precisely why you should re¬ject Mr. Haller’s arguments.Mr. Miller’s letter is characterizedby a gaping contradiction, and the atti¬tudes shown in his letter disprove mostof his claims. He also makes a judge¬ment about the morality of homosexua¬lity that has no rational basis and is, infact, totally wrong.I end this letter with a statement ofthe fundamental, underlying principlein this debate, that individuals have theabsolute and inviolable right to livetheir own lives in any way they choosewithout the interference of others. It isnot homosexuals, who only want to livetheir lives in peace, who we shouldfear, it is people like Mr. Haller andMr. Miller who, by trying to deny thisfundamental right to homosexualsdeny this right to everyone, who shouldface the full force of our fear and dis¬like.Frnpct R BallardThird year student in the College.10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 23, 1984 presence; homosexuality definitely is.But it is not for us to judge.As for the more serious matter of re¬verse discriminations: is there a blankon the application for prospective stu¬dents to indicate their sexual orienta¬tion? We must have missed it. Somepeople may have noticed that gays canopenly conduct their social lives on thiscampus and that their support grouphas not been driven underground buteven gets SG funding. And why not?Would any think of refusing funding tothe Chinese Students Association or theHotline? Then why must we deny oursupport for GALA, since it has such aconsiderable constituency?Haller makes one point with whichwe can heartily agree: that a hetero¬sexual support group should be estab¬lished to “balance” GALA. But this isby no means a new idea, for somemembers of GALA have been suggest-on gay issueactuality they are more inclinedtoward heterosexuality, they will suf¬fer inner torment for the rest of theirlives due to larvated heterosexual feel¬ings.” I think, though, that they will notsuffer this torment forever; their socia¬lization makes it very easy for thatlarva to emerge as a straight butterfly.But please, Mr. Haller, turn your sen¬tence around: literally millions of gaysthroughout history have suffered innertorment due to larvated homosexualitywhile pursuing actively heterosexuallives. Your recognizing this situationimmediately sets you apart from thehomophobes you fear will be scaredaway from the university by GALAAwareness Fortnight. (I suspect theBible Belters would be at least as of¬fended by all the LCB hoopla, anyway.)And I for one would rather not have theracists, the sexists, and the homo¬phobes around here — speaking ofwhich, I had prepared an analysis ofMr. Miller’s letter as long as this of Mr.Haller’s, but Miller’s is so stupid that itrebuts itself, and I didn’t bother to typeit up.Peter T. Daniels ing this for a long time.Another general charge that de¬serves our attention is that SG takes apartisan role in funding decisions byfavoring liberal organizations overconservative ones. Dare we suggestthat CAUSE was denied funding preci¬sely because of its partisan nature?Cutting across party lines, GALAexists not to tear people away from anycommunity, but to offer support togays going through a difficult period ofpersonal transition. Moreover, weknow no one who became homosexualin the same way he or she wouldespouse a political view: “coming out”is not a choice, but a self-discovery (atleast in this country).Finally, drawing on the ever-popularrecruitment theme, Haller tells us thatgays wish to draw those “as yet uncer¬tain about their own sexuality” indis¬criminately into their fold. (Re¬member the inspired ideas of AnitaBryant?) The scenario of the poor he¬terosexual seduced into lifelong inver¬sion, melodramatic though it seem, isjust what a significant gay presence oncampus is supposed to prevent happen¬ing to the truly homosexual. It seemsfair to assume that a gay identity is farmore likely to be “larvated” (what aword!) tha/i a straight one. More to thepoint, these insinuations that gays areout to seduce the teenage innocents ofthe housing system are absurd: nextwe’ll be hearing from others that, say,predatory male professors are gradinggullible coeds on their performance inbed. Assume that all straights will rushto defend the practice, and the cause ofsexual diversity will be furthered onemore step.Think about it! Is homosexuality oncampus intrinsically so threatening?Our community can accommodateanything from open Reaganism to un¬derwater basket-weaving, so long as itdoes not infringe on our academic com¬mitments or interfere with the person¬al lives of those around us. Castingstones is a disservice to us all.Tom Gartner Ellen SeebacherKira Williams Eric GoodheartJohn Furmanstudents in the collegeStudent values questionedTo the editor:The destruction of the GALA bannerand the antagonism directed towardthat group raise serious questionsabout the nature of thought at the Uni¬versity of Chicago. The students whodestroyed the banner were, from theaccount in the April 17 Maroon, irkedby the controversiality of gay and les¬bian activities on campus. They fearedthere was no chance for a ‘rebuttal’against this sense of values.What 1 fear much more is that thereis no chance for a rebuttal against asense of values which seeks to silencecontroversial or dissenting viewpoints.In the three years I have been here, Ihave found the University of Chicagocommunity to be remarkably conser¬vative (some people I know who feelmore strongly would say ‘reaction¬ ary’). But conservative thought is notin itself an evil. What is so disturbinghere is that students have chosen not todebate the issue, but to act in anonymi¬ty, taking no responsibility for their ac¬tions, to silence their opposition.The issue is not the $100 or whateverthe banner cost — it is the destructionof values in the name of upholdingthose same values. If those involved indestroying the banner wish to supportthe values that they have claimed tojustify their action, they will come for¬ward. If not, they will have only aidedin the narrowing of intellectual argu¬ment at this University — a narrowingwhich threatens to reduce fruitful de¬bate to the mindless affirmation orcondemnation of viewpoints.Andrew ShapiroGraduate Student, SociologyRALLY BY FRANK' LUBY/wi'te nffteon * TMF 10vt foxn/ectioHOK, DAVE F/SCHff?,rriL05 AtOUT you? PATES SCHOOL,SISTO?! HOLED UP ALLNIGHT WITHOUT FOOD IN MV S YOU 5£l?IO<JSLYSOLDIERLY BATTLEJ 5h00L[) tore A 8KEA*r..WITH MARX H^rooBAD THERE'S NOWHEKFJN HYDE PARK TO EATTHIS LATE...oon,WE DISCUS**PriWs cam **<**'<ove?pmNf* at .C-5H0P CHUCK A/A 24WHAT^WU THINK we MEEDhour °fOOD HANGOUT-OM'NO0NUGHT MOWY'S ? YOURf GHT SSOFT,SOLDIER!!THIS IS THE U«f(C, IYI^REMEMBER " ^? Ml THINK [SCHOOL IS HELL‘GIRL... GO <eWRITE A PAPER!). TMfAUPl ErtCfSIKTEfKfP TOI I yc YOU ... >“A,!24El Salvador aid debatedBy Victor KingSpeakers from Washington, D.C.,will be flying into Chicago today to at¬tend a campus debate on US militaryaid to El Salvador sponsored by Stu¬dent Activities, the Chicago PoliticalUnion, and CAUSE.Moderating the debate tonight at7:30 p.m. in Mandel Hall will be Col¬lege Dean Donald Levine. He will bereturning to the university from a tripin New York to oversee the event.Dr. Charles Fairbanks will representthe side favoring continued militaryaid. He received his PhD from the Uni¬versity of Chicago in 1975. He presentlyserves as the deputy assistant secre¬tary of state for human rights and hu¬manitarian affairs in the State Depart¬ment.Besides holding an assistant profes¬sorship at Yale, Fairbanks once actedas a speechwriter for Patrick Moyni-han, worked for the Rand Corporation,and advised members of Reagan’selection campaign. He is one of the peo¬ple responsible for the State Depart¬ment’s annual human rights reports.On the opposing side will be PhilipWheaton, Director of EPICA (the Ecu¬menical Program for InteramericanCommunication and Action). He alsoserves on the board of directors of theCentral American Refugee Committeeand the Washington, D.C. MetropolitanSanctuary Committee, groups interest¬ed in providing asylum for CentralAmerican refugees who have beenthreatened with deportation by the USgovernment.He holds a MA from the VirginiaTheological Society and another one inLatin American Studies from Ameri¬can University. He has been an Episco¬pal missionary to the Dominican Re¬public and is very familiar withCentral America.The costs will be borne by threeschool organizations. According toCAUSE representative Kathy Bowie,“Student Government was not going tofund CAUSE events unless we had a program with opposing views.”CAUSE originally wanted to sponsor atwo-sided debate but had difficulty infinding a second viewpoint representa¬tive.After CAUSE adopted such a format,the Chicago Political Union and Stu¬dent Government eagerly offered theirsupport.One interesting thing happened dur¬ing the organization of the event. “Wecalled several people at the State De¬partment,” said Bowie, “and they toldus a debate was not the best forum fortheir ideas. However, they laterchanged their minds and offered tosend someone.”This change in the State Depart¬ment’s attitude coincides with news re¬ports from Washington, D.C. whichclaim that the Reagan administrationis now implementing a program to con¬vince the American public of itsviews.The debate will feature introduc¬tions, 20-minute opening statements,15-minute rebuttals, 30-minute ques-tion-and-answer period involving theaudience, and 10-minute closing state¬ments. Afterwards will be a receptionin the North Lounge of Reynolds Club.Fiction prizeElizabeth Speare will be awarded theScott O’Dell Award for Historical Fic¬tion this evening in the Oriental Insti¬tute. Her book, The Sign of the Beaver,is the story of an interracial friendshipin colonial America.The O’Dell Award was established in1981, but this is the first time that it willbe presented, because, says Zena Suth¬erland, chairman of the selection com¬mittee, “It took three years before wefound a book which we thought to beworthy of the award.”The prize carries a $5000 cash award,and is administered by the Bulletin ofthe Center for Children’s Books, a jour¬nal published by the U of C Press andsponsored by the university’s graduatelibrary school.ICELANDAIR IS STILLYOUR BEST VALUETO EUROPE.ALSO LOW COST SERVICE TO PARIS, FRANKFURT AND NICE.REMEMBER, ONLY ICELANDAIR FLIES YOU TO THE BREATHTAKINGBEAUTY OF ICELAND. AND INCLUDES ALL THESE EXTRAS:■ Free deluxe motorcoach from Luxembourg to select cities inGermany, Belgium and Holland. ■ Bargain train fares to Switzerlandand France. ■ Super Saver car rentals from $69 week inLuxembourg. ■ Free wine with dinner, cognac after.Super APEX Fares. 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Join CraigRosenbaum of WHPK and Cliff Gram-mich of the Maroon as they questionAlan Dobry. 5th Ward DemocraticCommitteeman.WHPK covers debateListen to WHPK 88.3 F.M. for livecoverage of the debate over US. mili¬tary aid to El Salvador. WHPK willbroadcast the entire debate live to¬night, starting at 7:30 p.m. Booth lecture to airToday at 5 p.m., WHPK 88.3 FM willpresent the John Huveen lecture:Wayne Booth speaking on “Decon¬struction as a Religious Revival”.Israel film“Israel: The Holy Land Past andPresent” will be shown April 26 at 1:30p.m. at the Field Museum of NaturalHistory as part of the Edward E. AyerFilm Lecture Series.The film is free and open to the pub¬lic.Service on HolocaustThe Hyde Park-Kenwood Council ofJewish organizations will commemo¬rate the Holocaust with a program ofreadings and music on April 29 at 4p.m. at Congregation Rodfei Zedek,5200 S. Hyde Park Blvd.The public is invited to attend andparticipate in the services.CGT to performConcrete Gothic Theatre will presentScientific American by O R. HaginoApril 25 through April 28 at 8 p.m. in theReynolds Club first floor theatre.Directed by Stuart Feffer, the play isan original, student-written drama tobe produced for the first time. The playportrays the failure of a cult to affirmits beliefs in extraterrestrial lifethrough the fulfillment of a prophecy ofthe earth's destruction, and the cult’sdesperate attempt to force an affirma¬tion of its beliefs after this failure. Cor¬responding to these developments,however, is the failure of an anthropo¬logist attempting to study the group toremain objective and uninvolved whileusing his own “scientific method.”The play demonstrates not only thehorrifying reactions of the pseudo¬religious, ritualistic cult in the face ofreal world phenomena, but also a horri¬fying failure of science and objectivityin the face of human emotional andpsychological tension.SM *lfie University of ChicagoThe Department of MusicTfti&‘cHefet^IClatioliafrAn Tvenina ofcftam&r Music7he ninth annualcommemorative■■ concertdedicated toourfellow student andfiendCatPnf 'Heifetz^Saturday * April zd , 1964- ❖ S:00 P.M.Bondclupel* 1025 £.56^1 StreetThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 23, 1984—11Ruggers rout the powerful River Rats, 11-4By Sherm FischerOn Saturday the U of C rugby teamplayed one of its finest games ever andin doing so pulled off an upset of mam¬moth proportions. The Maroons travel¬led to Elgin to battle the Elgin RiverRat Rugby club, ranked third in theChicago area league. By anyone’s es¬timate, the big, experienced RiverRats should have walked all over theMaroons. But the Maroons played witha passion and pulled off a come-from-behind upset, 11-4, that rivals the UShockey team’s gold in 1980.As soon as the game started theMaroons were knocking on the door,and they kept the ball inside the RiverRat 25-yard line for five full minutes.Then a breakdown in the Maroon backline resulted in a 70-yard run for a tryby the River Rats. Now hungrier thanever, the Maroons continuallyswarmed all over the River Ratsthroughout the remainder of the firsthalf, but they just couldn’t manage toscore, and the first half ended withElgin ahead, 4-0.At halftime the intensity of theMaroon players was peaking, becauseby that time they knew they were goodenough to pull off this miraculous upset. On the other hand, the RiverRats were dead, as an intense, physicalfirst half had worn them out. This wasto be the Maroons’ day.When the second half started, theMaroons were simply all over the field.The forwards, led by Bill Dennet, PeteLayton, Bob Witter, and Kevin Tram¬mel, continued to wear down the less fitRiver Rats. And the backs ran like theyhad never run before. Led by Jim Har¬rison, Tom Powell, John PaulMcCarthy, and fiery Dan Medina, theback line constantly ran for hugechunks of yardage while the RiverRats became more fatigued. At aboutthe 20 minute mark, Pat Waresk con¬verted a penalty kick, and the Maroonswere down by one, 4-3. The Maroonpressure at this point was incredible,as the River Rats were simply nevertouching the ball. With roughly 10 min¬utes left to go, the constant pressure fi¬nally paid off, as McCarthy sprinted 20yards for the winning try. Pandemoni¬um struck the Maroon players andfans.During the last 10 minutes of thegame, the Maroons did not let up oneiota, and just before the final whistleblew McCarthy scored again, this timeThe U of C Rugby team lines up for action in a game earlier thisyear.Lax falls to Albion, 11-3By Tim GoodellThe U of C Lacrosse Club lost a toughgame to MCLA (Midwest Club La¬crosse Association) rival Albion Col¬lege on campus last Sunday, 11-3. Cold,rainy weather and the absence of sev¬eral key players as well as a slow of¬fense contributed to the loss.Albion jumped to an early lead in thefirst quarter, 4-1. Chicago’s only goalcame when tri-captain Ted Voorheesbroke through two Albion defenders forhis third unassisted goal of the year.Later in the half, Nick Shermeta took aquick feed from Hugh Birch to make it4-2 by the end of the second quarter.Chicago had trouble throughout thesecond half and only managed to con¬nect once for a score — when Teddy Kim gave a feed to tri-captain JohnHerskovitz for Chicago’s last goal. Al¬bion’s seven second-half goals putthem up 11-3 for the victory.Head Coach Scott Jordan, whomissed the game due to injuries, notedthat the weather slowed down the teamgreatly: “We might actually havepulled it off,” he said, “but we hadn’tplayed in rain before and a lot of guysfelt uneasy when they ran into puddlesand mud-slides.” Jordan praised de¬fensemen Bill Hutman and Tom Leefor “another good performance” andadded that rookie Bill Carr played wellin his first full game.Chicago’s next game will be playedon campus this Saturday againstNorthwestern Illinois University, at 2p.m., at Stagg Field. on a 30-yard burst, to make the finalscore 11-4, in the year’s biggest upset.The U of C second side took onElgin’s second side next, but the out¬look was not as promising as it was inthe first game for the Maroons. A moreexperienced Elgin side outplayed ahungry yet inexperienced Maroon sideand won by the score of 20-4. Excellentindividual contributions by John Bur-rill, Todd Sandstrom, Brett Standwick,and Greg Robertson were simply notenough to overcome the more polishedElgin side.This win on the part of the first side puts the Maroon season into a wholenew perspective. If the Maroons beatLincoln Park and the South Side Irishlater this season, they have a legiti¬mate claim at being ranked second inthe Chicago Area Rugby Union, behindthe powerful Midwest champion Chica¬go Lions. No university team has beenranked in the top five of the ChicagoUnion since 1972 when the Maroons fin¬ished third. After this season theMaroons could be considered one of thebest club sides in the Chicago area, andone of the best collegiate sides in theMidwest.—.—iPHOTOS BY K C MORRISThe U of C Rugby club, last year’s NCAA Midwest Collegiate champi¬ons, scored one of its biggest victories in years Saturday by defeat¬ing the Elgin River Rats. The U of C may become the first college teamto finish in the Chicago Union top five since 1972.Men’s tennis tops UIC,North ParkBy Jane LookThe University of Chicago men’stennis team continued its winning wayslast week by scoring victories over theUniversity of Illinois-Chicago Thurs¬day by a 6-3 margin, and North ParkCollege, 9-0, Saturday. The Maroonspushed their dual meet record to an im¬pressive mark of seven wins and onlyone loss.The Maroons displayed a great teameffort against Division I rival Illinois-Chicago. Posting singles victories forChicago were Jay Woldenberg at thenumber one spot (6-3, 6-2), Mike Vail atsecond singles (6-4, 6-1), Henry Lujanat number three (6-4, 6-4), and numberfive Phil Mowery (5-7, 6-3, 6-4). Thusthe Maroons needed just one doublesvictory to seal the team victory. TheMaroons did more than that as the sec¬ond doubles team of Lujan and CliffordKo posted a win (1-6, 6-4, 6-1) and thethird doubles spot of Mowery and RichChin also was victorious, 2-6, 6-3, 6-2, intough three set matches. Chicago then returned home to hostNorth Park Saturday at Inglesidecourts. Chicago displayed its overalldepth and consistency as the Maroonsswept every position in singles and do¬ubles. Notching wins were Woldenbergat number one (6-2, 6-1) and Vail atnumber two (6-1, 6-2). Lujan lost onlyone game all afternoon to win third sin¬gles, as did Ko at fourth, and Moweryscored a pair of 6-2 victories at the fifthspot. Freshman and newcomer SteveKeeney won at number six, 6-2, 4-6,6-2.The doubles were just as strong, asWoldenberg and Vail teamed up atnumber one (6-3, 6-2), Lujan and Kowon at the second spot by 6-1 scores,and Mowery and Keeney won at thirddoubles, 6-3, 6-3.Thus the Maroons are gearing for theheart of their schedule. The Maroonstravel to De Paul Wednesday for a dualmatch against the Division I BlueDemons, and will compete in the toughMidwest Invitational in Whitewater,WI, this weekend.Sports CalendarBaseball — Tuesday, April 24, at Lawrence University (2), 1 p.m.Softball - Tuesday, April 24, vs. Trinity College (2), at North Field, 3 p.m.,and Wednesday, April 25, vs, Trinity Christian (2), at North Field, 3 p.m.Men’s Tennis - Wednesday, April 25, at DePaul University.Women’s Track — Wednesday, April 25, at University of Wisconsin-Whi-tewater, 2:30 p.m.Rain halts soccer gamesLower Flint takes softball tourneyOff the IM WireDue to poor weather much of the soccer schedulelast week was cancelled, with rescheduling of gamesstill in progress by the IM office. Several key gameswere played, however.Shorey beat Fishbein, 5-0, to capture sole posses¬sion of first place in the undergraduate resident Mon-day-Wednesday division while simultaneously drop¬ping Fishbein to the cellar. With the most lopsidedscore of the season, Dewey slaughtered Upper Flint,16-1, to claim dominancy in the Tuesday-Thursdaydivision. In the Friday-Saturday league, Lower Rick-ert narrowly escaped Breckinridge, 5-4, to enter intoa tie with Compton, who breezed by Vincent 7-0, andDodd/Mead, who shutout Fallers, 4-0.Zamba Pati edged Panda 1-0 in Thursday-Satur-day graduate men’s play, to lake a firm hold on theof that division. Compton defeated Dodd/Salisbury, 4-3, in the Fri¬day-Saturday women’s division, to take first placeahead of the Lower Flint team, which crushedShorey, 8-1.* * *In softball action, only two games were reported asthe men’s graduate team Flaccid Toys won twiceover Fujita’s Front and Stats Rats. Remember, ateam has to play at least three games to qualify forplayoff consideration by the ladder tournament for¬mat.The undergraduate residence men’s mini tourna¬ment Saturday resulted in a playoff berth for LowerFlint. The tournament, which was plagued by nu¬merous forfeits, pitted Lower Flint againstDodd/Mead in a mismatch, with Lower Flint takinga 22-7 victory. Dodd/Mead defeated Upper Rickert A to reach the finals, 9-3, after Upper Rickert A man¬handled Dewey, 24-14. Lower Flint defeated UpperRickert B, 17-2, by the slaughter rule, and enteredthe finals with a forfeit.* * *Correction on the format for archery and horse-shores: eventual champions will be determinedthrough single elimination brackets and not by a lad¬der tournament, as previously stated. Tennis as wellwill be single elimination, while ultimate frisbee willoperate through the ladder tournament format.* * *Again I would like to request any input into the IMcolumn such as games summaries noting key playsor players, as well as suggestions for stories and pho¬tographs. Please leave any material, a name, and atelephone number in my mailbox at Reynolds club.Shong ChowJ12—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 23, 1984IM scoreboardMen’s SoccerBlackstone 3, Fishbein 0Shorey 5, Fishbein 0Dudley 2, Upper Flint 1.Dewey 16, Upper Flint iCompton 7, Vincent 0Lower Rickert 5, Breckinridge 4Dodd/Mead 4, Falters 0Saudi Union {by forfeit) over Dinkleber- Bishopries Lower FlintBasilean FC (by forfeit) over Phiiosphy DeweyZamba Pati i, Panda 0 DudleyWomen’s Soccer TuftsDodd/Salisbury 6, Shorey 2 Henderson ABreckinridge 2, Hale 1 Upper FlintCompton 4, Dodd/Salisbury 3Lower Flint 8, Shorey 1 FridaySaturdayCrown Rats HI (by forfeit) over DeltaSigma Lower RickertMen’s Softball ComptonFlaccid Toys 6, Fujita’s Front 5 Dodd/MeadFlaccid Toys 18, Stats Rats 13 ChamberlinFabers_ VincentBiackstoneHitchcockHenderson BUpper RickertHaleFishbeinTuesday-Thursday FIJIHU and RunTuesday-SaturdaySaudi UnionMildredPsi-UVoodoo ChileDinkleberriesTuesday-FridayDianaGiordano’sOrganic Brain S.Roberto’sAchilles and HeelsBowwow Ant DogTbursday-SaturdayZamba PatiCBW w l Undergrad Independent (women)2 0 Monday-Wednesday10 W L1 1 Crown Rats l 61 1 Scrubbing Bubble o 68 l NOM0 0 0& % Delta Sigma o lMonday- WednesdayWL1 b Ark Royall 0 Korean UndergradsThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, Aprii 23, 1984—13SPORTSTwo bad breaks prevent a Maroon sweepSoftball goes 4-2 in big conference weekendBy Frank LubyMaroon head coach Cheryl Kennedycouldn’t believe it.In their six-game, three-day plungeinto the conference schedule at homeover the weekend, the University ofChicago women’s softball team cametwo lucky breaks away from sweepingall three doubleheaders and assuringthemselves of a berth in the post-sea-son tournament. As it turned out theMaroons split with St. Norbert Thurs¬day and Ripon on Friday before takinga pair from Lawrence for Parents’ Dayon Saturday.“It’s out of our hands now,” saidKennedy of her team’s chances at aplayoff spot. The Maroons, 6-4, will goto the tourney if Beloit and St. Norbert,with three losses each, split theirgames over the weekend.St. Norbert“These were by far the two bestMary Childon games we’ve ever put together,” saidKennedy of the Norbert twinbill, eventhough Norbert earned a 4-3 extra in¬ning win in game two. After taking theopener at North Field by a 5-1 score,the Maroons fought the Green Knightsto a 0-0 tie through five innings in gamenumber two. Chicago erupted for threeruns in the bottom of the sixth, though,on the strength of two suicidesqueezes.“We bunted really well,” comment¬ed Kennedy.Karen Walsh started the inning witha single, and Helen Gemmill reachedon an error. Pitcher Karen Kitchenthen laid down a suicide squeeze tobring Walsh across, and freshmanArzou Ahsan followed that with an¬other squeeze to score Gemmill. PattyOwen’s base hit knocked in Kitchen,sealing the inning with a 3-0 Maroonlead and leaving the Knights with onlythree more outs.Norbert had only one player on basewith two outs in the seventh, but loadedthe bases after a single and a walk.Kitchen worked the count to 3-2 on thenext batter, before surrendering athree-run double which sailed overOwen’s head and tied the game at threeto force extra innings.The Green Knights won the game inthe ninth when shortstop Kate O’Con¬nell threw to first on a ground ball as arunner scored from third. Even then,however, Kennedy still saw a victoryas possible.“I like to feel we can score one run inmost innings,” she said. “We had themeat of the order coming up.” TheMaroons failed to score, however, inthe bottom of the ninth, and Norbert,now 5-3 in the conference behind leaderLake Forest (8-2), earned a split.The Maroons took the first game, 5-1,behind a one-hitter by Kitchen. The se¬nior Maroon co-captain fanned four,and the Maroons made only one errorto support her. field,” said Kennedy. “We playedwell.”A four-run third inning providedKitchen with more than enough offen¬sive support. O’Connell and freshmancatcher Madelyn Detloff slammedback-to-back triples, and Dana Howdand Walsh reached on errors. A single er then tagged her out easily.“She would have been safe,” saidKennedy. “It would have taken a per¬fect throw to put her out.”Chicago had two runners on base inthe seventh, but Detloff hit into a field¬er’s choice to end the Maroons’rhanrpsMaroon pitcher Mary Childon prepares to block the plate from aLawrence runner in Saturday’s second game at North Field. Childongot the win with 4 2/3 innings of work as the Maroons won, 9-4.The Maroons’ bats- erupted for 12doubleheader game. runs against Ripon in Friday’s firstPHOTOS BY K C MORRIS by Kitchen scored Howd, but the Nor¬bert shortstop nailed Walsh at theplate. Gemmill, who reached base on ahit-by-pitch, scored the inning’s finalrun.Ripon EscapesFriday saw the Maroons slaughterRipon in the opening game, but lose an¬other tight contest in the nightcap.An eight-run inning decided the firstgame, which ended by the “mercyrule” in the bottom of the sixth with thescore 12-2 in Chicago’s favor. With oneout, O’Connell, Owen, and DH LauraEdwards all singled, but a three-baseerror on Edwards’ smash allowedthree runs to score. Howd then reachedon an error, and scored when Detloffcracked a double. Ahsan then scoredDetloff and herself with a home run,but the Maroons hadn’t finished.Kitchen doubled and stole third, thenWalsh singled, stole second, and tookthird on an error. She scored on aground out by Gemmill, before O’Con¬nell grounded to second to end the in¬ning.Kitchen threw a three-hitter, andstruck out eight.In game two Ripon racked Maroonstarter Mary Childon for five runs inthe first three innings on route to a 6-5victory. Ripon. 2-8 now in the confer¬ence, scored three in the first, two inthe second, and one in the sixth.Chicago came back with a pair in thefifth, as Howd and O’Connell scored,and almost tied the game in the sixth.With two outs and Kitchen on first,Gemmill launched a triple, but fell 10feet from home trying to stretch the hitinto a game-tying home run. The catch- Chicago finished its conferenceschedule Saturday with two wins overLawrence, a team in its first season offast pitch MACW softball. O’Connellwent 3-for-3 with 5 RBI's in the openinggame to lead the Maroons to an 8-2 vic¬tory. Gemmill also went 2-for-3 with anRBI.Childon tossed 4 2/3 innings for atriumph in the second game,- as theMaroons posted a 9-4 victory.What’s Ahead?The Maroons face Trinity College ina doubleheader today, and TrinityChristian for a pair on Wednesday,both at North Field at 3 p.m.“The team is progressing the way I’dlike to see it progress,” said Kennedy,whose squad has a 8-6 record present¬ly. The Maroons then close the regularseason against North Central on theroad Monday, and hopefully will havesome post-season games in the MACWtournament at Monmouth May 4 and 5.Lake Forest has clinched the top spotin the conference with an 8-2 mark, fol¬lowed by St. Norbert with a 5-3 markand Beioit at 3-3 with two double-headers remaining. Should Beloit andChicago all tie with four losses. Chica¬go will go to the tournament because itwon the opener in the team’s double-headers this season.The fan support has pleased Ken¬nedy as well, as she said a lot of peopleturned out for the Ripon game, andseveral more watched and cheeredfrom Pierce Tower, which lies justnorth of North Field.“The student body would be sur¬prised to see our women play softball,”Kennedy commented. ‘‘It can be excit¬ing.”Undergrad womenFriday-Sa turdav W LCompton 2 0Lower Flint l 0Tufts 1 0Dodd/Salisbury i lBreckinridge i lHale 6 1Shorey 0 3Tuesday- ThursdayW LLynt i 6Upper Wallace 1 0Dewey 0 0Dudley 6 6Snell 0 0Lower Wallace 0 1Thompson 0 1A Man For All Seasons Fred Zimmer¬man’s academy award winning film isa dramatization of the epic intellectualbattle between Henry VIII and SirThomas More. More is the archtypicalMoral Man, dedicated to a world inwhich the Rule of Law governs thelives of men. He simply cannot justifyin legal and moral terms Henry’sbreak with the Catholic Church. Henry,of course, is unable to accept such dis¬sent from within, even from so loyal asubject as Sir Thomas. The conflictforces More to choose between his prin¬ciples and his life and, in one of themost eloquent speeches ever recordedon film, he explains why he mustchoose principle; why he must accepthis own death in order to remain true tohis convictions.The superb performances of PaulScofield as Sir Thomas (he won anOscar for best actor) and Robert Shawas Henry work in tandem to give theviewer the sense that he is seeing a bat¬tle of titans. The supporting characters(especially Orsen Welles’ CardinalWolsey) effectively counterpoint thecentral struggle as each, from thegreat cardinal to the lowly servant,must make his own moral choice in SirThomas’ shadow. This film can beguaranteed to probe, fascinate, and even inspire any audience. Wed. April25 at 8:30 p.m. LSF. $2. —JG.The Major And the Minor (BillyWilder, 1942) Ginger Rogers dons pig¬tails, pinafores, and knock-knees toride half-fare home to Iowa (wherepeople still “just walk around on twolegs”), but winds up sidetracked to amilitary academy instead. The train¬men, it seems were suspicious, soGinger found refuge in the compart¬ment of an unsuspecting, vision-poormilitary instructor (Ray Milland).Well, one thing leads to another, andGinger becomes guest of honor to anentire regiment of love-lorn, adoles¬cent cadets. Ginger, unfortunately, hasvery little interest in “how the Sedanwas taken,” even less in how Paris fell.But Major Kirby knows what’shealthy, and instructs her on the flow¬ers and the bees (“You’re like an elec¬tric light bulb with swarms of mothsflapping around you”). Ginger’s per¬formance — one of her most challeng¬ing — is broad, delicate, and unflag-gingly funny. So, in fact, is the movie.Best touch: the Veronica Lake curlsweeps the prom. Thurs., April 26 at8:30 p.m. LSF. $2. —BTUlysses (Joseph Strick, 1967) focuseson a single day in the lives of LeopoldBloom, his wife, Molly, and StephenThe Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago It ispublished twice per week, on Tuesdays and Fridays The offices of the Maroon are in IdaNoyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304. Phone 962-9555.Anna HupertEditorCliff GrammichEditor-electJeffrey TaylorManaging EditorMichael ElliottNews Editor Sondra KruegerFeatures EditorFrank LubySports EditorBurt RosenViewpoints EditorJesse HalvorsenGrey City Journal Editor Brian MulliganGrey City Journal EditorArthur U. EllisPhotography EditorKC MorrisPhotography EditorChris ScottAdvertising Manager Robin TotmanOffice ManagerJoshua SalisburyBusiness ManagerLinda LeeProduction ManagerCampbell McGrathChicago Literary ReviewAssociate Editors: Rosemary Blinn, Hilary TillStaff: Edward Achuck. Leslie Bierman, Mark Blocker, Anthony Cashman, DennisChansky, Shong Chow, Wally Dabrowski, Craig Farber, Paul Flood. Don Haslam, EdwardHernstadt, Keith Horvath, Victor King. John Kotz, Michael Kotze, Cathy LeTourneau,Fiora Pizzo, Ravi Rajmane, Nathan Schoppa, Geoff Sherry. Ellyn Streed, Bob Travis,Donna Tritter.Chicago Literary ReviewannouncesThe 2nd AnnualShort Fiction Contest$75$25 FIRST PRIZESECOND PRIZEalong with publication of all winningentries in the Spring CLRDEADLINE: MAY 23rdAll entries should be submitted under a pseudonym, with anattached index card giving the author's real name, address,phone number and title of the store. Drop entries in the CLRbox, Room 303, Ida Noyes Hall, or mail them to that ad¬dress.Contest will be judged by the CLR editorial board, whoreserve the right to withhold any or all prizes if no entry is ofsufficient merit.• Get Literary! • Dedalus in Dublin, 1904. Strick man¬ages to capture the frankness and hon¬esty of these characters, while also im¬buing the film with humor andeloquence. “As faithful and fine ascreen translation of James Joyce’sUlysses as anyone with taste, imagina¬tion and a practical knowledge of thismedium could ask has been made byJoseph Strick.” — Bosley Crow'ther,The New York Times. (A film discus¬sion group will follow the first show¬ing).. Thurs., April 26 at 7:00 & 9:30p.m. International House. $2 —BTTheChicagoMaroonStudent Newspaper of theUnivenity of ChicagoThe Closer You Get The Better We Look!Hyde Park's Completely NewApartment ResidenceA Short Walk From The lake And:Harper Ct. • University of ChicagoThe I. C. • RestaurantsIncludes• Master T. V. Antenna • Sew Ceramic Tile• Ind. Control Heat • New Appliances• Wall to Wall Carpeting • Sight Doormen* Central Air ConditioningI Bedroom from $405 - 2 Bedroom from $525\ 5200S. BLACKSTONEAVE.I BLOCK WEST OF HARPER COURTL 6S4-S666 RT TUESDAYBiochemistry and Biology Seminar: Coated Vesiclesin Intracelular transport: Proteins unique to a coat¬ed vesicle subclass. 1:30pm, Surg. Brain Institute,J-137.CAUSE and UC Debate: ElSalvador Debate:Should US Military Aid to the Government of ElSal¬vador Be Continued, Dean Donald Levine Modera¬tor. 7:30pm, Mandel Hall, Reception following inNorth Lounge of Reynolds Club.Microbiology Seminar: C-MYC Oncogene Activa¬tion by Chromosomal Translocation, 4pm, CLSCllfl. Coffee Served prior, CLSC 850.Center for Latin American Studies: The Language ofWriting in the Mayan Region, 9:30-5pm, Internation¬al House.WEDNESDAYConcrete Gothic Theater: Scientific American, 1stFI. Theater, Reynolds Club, 8pm.Biochemistry Dept: Oncogenes in Yeast and Man4pm, CLSC 101. Refreshments prior in CLSC 151.Combinatorial Equivalences of Induction and Col¬lection of Axioms in Arithmetic, Peter Clote, Ryer-son 276, 4pm.Rockefeller Chapel: Service of Holy Communion8am, followed by breakfast. Carillon recital andtower tours 12:00.THURSDAYConcrete Gothic Theater: Scientific American, 1stfloor theater, Reynolds Club. 8pm.Center for Far Eastern Studies: Sexuality as Ideo¬logy in Modern Japan, 3:30pm, JRL 522.Center for Study of Industrial Societies: Rethink¬ing, Once Again, Class Structure. 12 noon. 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Harper, callOrrin Wang 241 6673.CONDO FOR SALE BY OWNER1 BR, new kitchen & bath, LR, DR with oakfirs., front bay windows, Fr. doors. 59th 8,Blackstone. Quiet 3rd fir., end unit. Avail Sept.$49,500. Call Josephine 752-1162 (H) or 962 9372.Grad house seeks male or female sublet June 1to Sep 15 Ideal location near Reg 15 resident incooperative LOW RENT call 955 2653.Arrange as 2 or 3 Bdrm, 56th & Kimbark, Sun¬ny, Washer, Dryer, Dishwasher, Oak Firs,Priced To Sell, $56,000. Call 876-3512 or 947 9432.SUMMER SUBLET non-smoking, 3BR (IBRfall opt) furnished, 54th & Ellis, laundry, cat,clean, sunny, price negotiable, call 947-9723eveWoman wanted to share clean, sunny, pleasant2 br apt. with young professional woman (U ofC Alum), near 1C, minibus, safe. Rentreasonable. Avail. June 1, year lease. Call Kit¬ty at 890-6035 (days) and 241-5688 (eves andweekends).CONDO FOR RENT Very Lrg 4RM 1 BR, GrtLocation Beautiful Renovation, Dr, Lr, OakFirs, Molded Ceilings, Mod Kit, Avail 6/1, $445,643-2934.TAKE MY APARTMENT...PLEASE! 4rms$410/mo nr lake on Evert, avail now! CallMaureen day 962-1700 (Iv mssg) eve 643 5642or643-3729.56/Blackstone 4 rms Eng Bsmt $385 DecPrivate/Quiet 324-7119 or 955-9100, x272.Six-room house May 1 to Sep 20 $400 a monthplus utilities. Conditions Negotiable. Childlessuniv couple preferred. Call MI3-3866.Sublet Jun-Oct very sm but clean secure eff apt$255 incutls 684 8922.Room in Large Apt Large Bright Living Rm &Dining Rm Two Bthrms Close to Lake & BusRts Two Cats Too Call 363-3666.CHARMING STUDIO-Sublet or Rent S. HydePark & 51st Avail 6/1 Sub. rent negotiable 288-0749.STILL OPEN! 5309 S Harper «2 lbed in 3 bedapt largest room w/west exp, 2 bath, greatbalcony over the corner. Live w/two malessoon to grad. Great for summer & on $200 incheat avail NOW! call 643 5635 ask for Luis/Mont/ Les & come over.Neat and Clean tenants wanted for newlyrenovated apts at 52nd and Dorchester. VerySpacious 3 bedrooms. 750.00/month & 800.00security. Phone for details. 241 7208.APT SUBLET 3BR Avail Jun 10 Sept. 15 RentNegotiable Fully Furnished Call 667-3727.Two x Two bedrooms, 54th & Greenwood, oneavailable now at 450.00 and one in August at475.00 Phone 241-7208 for details.Fern rmmte to share Ige beaut frnshd apt closeto campus Avail immed $275 Call Miriam 667-0445 or leave message 674-3715 or 263 1889SUBLET BDRM in 3bdrm at 4 6 wks starting5/1 until 6/1 or 6/15 $l85/mo slightly negotiableSpacious good location B Bus rt Call 962 9477daytime or come to 5309 S. Harper Apt 3W eve.Third floor of profs house, Kimbark near 48thon bus routes Available mid-June throughSeptember $150/mo payable all or in part bydecorating or child care 2 boys, 4 and 9. 6243922. SUMMER SUBLET-$180/mo, 1 block awayfrom 1C, on Jeffrey Express, 5128 S. Hyde ParkBlvd, furnished, call 752-3521.SUNNY SUMMER SUBLETLrge 1 bdrm, furnished, secure, wd fir. Indry,near 1C, bus, 59th/B'stone, 947-8506.SPACE WANTEDCouple sk Ige APT TOWNHOUSE w yard forlate Spring or Fall. Call Kathy 996-6927Studio or 1-BR to $350/month, for June 1 orthereafter. Want to secure place soon. Pleasecall 241-7015Couple with school age daughter need 2bd aptnorth of the Midway and near M Reese Hospfor July 1 or later. 491-1892.FOR SALEDodge Van for sale. Slantsix (cylinder), 15 20mpg, with ladder rack. Good engine, goodtransmission, good tires. $600. Bill 493 9122SIMMONS FULL SIZE SETExtra firm inner spring matt. & box. Brandnew, still wrapped. Value $325 sell for $95. Freeframe & delivery. 883-8881.78 Chevette, 4 door, good tires, stick shift.41,000 certified miles. $1800. 493 9122APARTMENT SALE: brown velvet sofa, offwhite velvet chair, portable electric piano, 12"b&w tv, tables, other items, Best price Calleves, and weekends 288-7063.BOSE 301 STEREO SPEAKERS SI 10 a piece,KENWOOD KA-60 RECEIVER S90 1 yr oldgood condition call Michael 955-1119 to see andhear them.PHONE-ANSWERING MACHINE S90 callMike 955-111930" gas stove, 13x18 green wool rug wood kitchen cabinets 20" balloon tire bike more 324-7119.GOOD USED FURNITURE, etc. in HydePark. Three garage lulls of beds, chests, rugs,appliances, books, records, etc. will be soldApril 28, (Sat) 10-4 by charity run resale co op.Cash & carry. In the alley between Dorchester/Kenwood, 56th Place/Street. Raindate: Apr. 29.AGFA FILM SALE3rolls Agfachrome 200 reg $25.00 spec $14.95Model Camera 1342 E 55th St. 493-6700.PEOPLE WANTEDTEST YOURSELF. Can you manage your timeproductively? Work 2-4 hrs/wk consistently?Are you success-oriented? Self-motivated?Marketing position available on campus. 1-800-243-6679.Jackson Pk Sailboat has space for 4 m/f crew,w'ends May to Nov. some overnite. No S, butlots of beer, fun and work on club races. Mayconsid depen novice, no smok aboard. 651 2843People needed to participate in studies onmemory, perception, and language processing. Learn something about how you carry outthese processes and earn some money at thesame time! Call the Committee on Cognitionand Communication, afternoons at 962 8859.Law student to help me apply for copyright,trademark and patent protection. Conductsearch, etc. Game invention (deck of cards andinstruction sheet). Call Mondays Fridays after6:30 p.m. or Saturdays-Sundays after 9:30 a m— N. Pintozzi -829 4387.Housesitter Wanted: responsible Grad studentWkends/holidays May-Sept Kenwood house $Evens: 924-7357.EXPERIENCED MASON wanted to repairbrick wall: earn $, be outdoors Eves: 924 7357.Editorial intern for one year. Recentbachelor's or master's degree required;should have interest in problems of arms raceand science and public affairs and desire tolearn basics of publishing Accurate and rapidtyping. Entry-level salary. Send applicationsto Steven McGuire, Bulletin of Atomic Scientists 5801 S. Kenwood Chicago, 60637 by May 4.Phoenix School, an exciting elementary schoolalternative in Hyde Park, announces fall '84openings for children. For info955 2775.APARTMENTSFOR RENT IGRAFF & iCHECK }!»IIII1617 E. 55th St. |Specious, newly- |decorated l’/j, 2Vi, "studios & 1 bedroom ^ iapartments in a quiet ^well-maintained buildingBU8-5566 SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955-4417.JAMES BONE WordProcessor/Typist/Editor: 363 0522PRECISION PLUS TYPING-IBM WordProcessor Fast accurate service includesediting. 324-1660.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hr. With van, or helpersfor trucks. Free cartons delivered N/C Pack¬ing and Loading services. Many other services. References Bill 493 9122.Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available 962-6263.TYPING - Experienced Secretary typesReports, Dissertations, Tables All Material,Grammar Corrected 1 Day Service MostCases. 667 8657.Roosevelt Univ LSAT GMAT Prep Loop &Suburbs, Free Sample Class at RU 6:30 LSAT5/17, GMAT 5/16. 341 3660.Passport Photos while U wait.Model Camera, 1342 E 55th. 493 6700FAST FRIENDLY TYPING - Resumes,papers, all materials. Pick-up 8, delivery Call924-4449.GOLDEN EAGLE MOVINGHousehold Commercial PianosILL. CC 54807MC-C Insured 594-2086PROFESSIONAL TYPING reasonable 6846882TYPIST Exp. Turabian PhD Masters thesisTerm papers Rough Drafts. 924-1152.OXFORD ENGLISH GRADUATE and legalsecretary offers to type, edit and assist withliterary criticism, good rates phone 324 7611Serif typesetting. Resumes, brochures,leaflets, newsprint. 666 9700, 752 6972.Computer programmer available now throughthe summer. Familiar with major PC s andDEC 20 s. Call 752-0757 and leave messageLARRY'S MOVING SERVICE Van, manpower, LOWEST RATES in Chicago Callanytime, 743-1353.General and legal typing services. Promptpick up and delivery. Contact Victoria Gordon(752-1983).SCENESWRITERS' WORKSHOP Plaza 2 8377LOST AND FOUNDFOUND: Camera and case, third floor Cobb,Tues, April 10 to identify and claim, call Tad at684-6533 after 11 PM.NOT FEELINGAS HOT AS THEWEATHER YET?Has the coming of Spring left you behind in thecold of winter? Is there a problem you thoughtwould go away over break that didn't? Afraidto come out of winter hibernation? Call us atthe Hotline if you want to talk. You can call usseven days a week, 7pm 7am at 753-1777.ANXIOUS?S E E KING TREATMENT?Selected volunteers will receive free anxietytreatment at the University Medical Center inreturn for participation in a 3 week evaluationof drug preference Participants will alsoreceive $60.00 in return for their participationin the evaluation. Participants must be 21years of age Involves only commonlyprescribed drugs at therapeutic doses. Call962-3560 for information or to volunteer. MonFri, 10.30am-3.00pm.LONELY OR UPSET?Are you angry about what a friend has toldyou? Mad at your boyfriend or girlfriend forbreaking up? Got something on your mind thatyou don't want a friend to know about? TheHotline is here if you want someone to listenand share You can call us seven days a week,between 7pm & 7am. 753-1777. LESBIAN? GAY?GALA holds a Discussion/Coffeehouse everyTue. at 9pm at 5615 S. Woodlawn Friends foodconversation in unpressured setting 962-9734THE MEDICI DELIVERS!667-7394Sun-Thurs: 4pm 11:30pm, Fri-Sat: 4pm-12:30am.FOLK DANCEFESTIVALThe U of C Spring Folk Festival featuresFrench Canadian teacher Camille Brochu andBalkan expert Dennis Boxell. Danceworkshops are at Ida Noyes, Fri Apr 27 8pm,and Sat & Sun Apr 27-28 at 9am, 10:30, 1:30, and3. party Sat at 8pm. Cost $4/3.50 per workshopor $28/22 for weekend. For more info, call Tom363-5214 or John 324-1247.BJ'S SECRETARIALSERVICESFAST ACCURATE AND REASONABLETypes: Computer Input, Documentations,Term papers, Reports, Resumes and CoverLetters. Ask for BJ 846-8303 Pick up andDelivery.BEST BREAKFAST!-The Medici on 57th Street is now servingbreakfast. We serve breakfast from 7:30 to11:30 every weekday. Hot-from-the-ovenCroissants, Omlets, Waffles, Pancakes, Eggsetera and our incredible coffee, of course.We look forward to making your breakfast.TasteOne!!!RESUME WRITINGIF YOU WERE DOING HIRING would you beimpressed with a sloppy, badly writtenresume? I am an experienced personnel administrator and I can help translate your goodtalents into an impressive resume. Special lowrates for students. 684-5022, evenings.HOUSESITTERResponsible graduate student willing to housesit in Hyde Park June August, possible part ofSeptember. Call Joe 947-0747 (ext. 312) LeaveMessage.WOMEN'S COFFEEHOUSEHear feminist music and bring your friends tothe women's union coffeehouse. Thurs April26, Ida Noyes Hall, starts at 8pm Come whenyou can.STRINGOF PEARLSSAO presents this year's Spring Dance "Stringof Pearls" featuring the Glenn Miller Orchestra. Friday, May 11, 9.00 p.m. Ida NoyesHall Refreshments and Hors d'Oeuvres will beserved UC Students: $10 per person, Faculty,Staff and Alumni: $18 per person. Ticketsavailable now at ReynoldsClub Box OfficeU OF C HUBBA CRAZYZiv Hubba Yoles I don't get it! What's a Hubba? For an answer call 684-8818.PUB CONCERTPete Baron Jazztet, Thurs, April 26, 10-12.Cheers 8pm. Hill St. Blues 9pm. Members, 21 -t-SIMULATED PEARLGet in step for "String of Pearls" atSIMULATED PEARL, an evening of BallroomDance instruction by Auturo Perez-Reyes, Fri¬day, April 27, 8 pm. Ida Noyes Hall. Free! UCID requiredTIMOTHY?Is your CELLO still for sale? We re interested.Please call 955 3793 after 10 PM or before 8 AMany day.COPYING & PRINTINGHi speed & quality Xerox Duplicators gearedto Student/Faculty needs Low Prices we refast. Disct. Copyworks5210 S. Harper 288-2233.University of Illinois at ChicagoGRADUATE PROGRAM INPUBLIC ADMINISTRATION• A master's-level program designed to train studentsfor careers in public management and to upgrade theskills of working professionals• Fvening courses for part-time students• Financial aid available for qualified full-time applicantsFor program information and fall 1984 application matenalscall:(312) 996-3109l Jniversitv of Illinois ■»! ChicagoPO Ro\4T4K, Chicago, Illinois60680The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 23, 1984—15SATURDAY APRTL28 86$ STUDENTS(u.c.i.d.) on sale april199$ NON-STUDENTS on sale april 23tickets on sale at the reynolds club box office 962-7300visa and mastercard accepteda presentation of the Major Activities BoardMANDEL HALL5706 SOUTH UNIVERSITYUNIVERSITY Of CHICAGO ARE YOU READY?Every two years it is time for- costumes- contests-food- live bands- adult films- music videos - skinny dipping- prizes- games- strippers- live entertainment- fun, fun, fun!!!- and MUCH. MUCH MOKE!FRIDAY, MAY 4th9 am-1 amIDA NOYES HALLIt's almost here .. . Drought to you by 5GFCCAUSE AND CHICAGO DEBATING SOCIETYpresentEL SALVADORDEBATEQUESTION: SHOULD U.S. MILITARY AID TO THE GOVERNMENTOF EL SALVADOR BE CONTINUED?DEAN DONALD LEVINEPRO: Dr. Charles Fairbanks•Deputy Assistant Secretary of Statefor Human Rights and HumanitarianAffairs, U.S. State Department•Former Assistant Professor, Yale University Moderator•Dean of the College•Professor, Sociology Department,and the CollegeTUESDAY, APRIL 247:30 P.M.MANDEL HALL•Reception follows•Seating on a first come-first served basis CON: Rev. Philip Wheaton•Episcopal Missionary tothe Dominican Republic 1952-1964•Director of EPICA: EcumenicalProgram for Interamerican Communication& ActionFunded by Student Activities Fee