The Chicago MaroonVolume 93, No. 43 The University of Chicago ©Copyright 1984 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, April 3, 1984City investigates ambulance negligenceBy Jeffrey TaylorA Chicago Fire Departmentradio dispatcher, responsiblefor fielding all types of emer¬gency aid requests and repor¬tedly hired only four monthsago, refused a March 22 call byUniversity Security for a FireDepartment ambulance totransport a student sufferingfrom injuries that resulted insevere blood loss to the Mit¬chell Hospital emergencyroom. University inquirieshave resulted in a full-scale in¬vestigation by Fire Depart¬ment officials.Department spokesmanJerry Lawrence, who refusedeither to identify the dis¬patcher or to comment on theinvestigation’s current status,said normal procedure forsuch an injury is immediatelyto dispatch a fully-equippedambulance and paramedicteam. “I am told that we didnot respond,” he said.One radio dispatcher con¬tacted on duty said the deci¬sion to send an ambulance islargely “a judgment call.”But, he said, “for somethinglike that (blood loss), we woulddefinitely send one.”At 2:30 a.m. on the 22nd, 11-year Security Officer Johnnie-Cord DeBergh instructed hisdispatcher to request an ambu¬lance for a student with seriouslacerations. DeBergh had an¬swered a tip from an anony¬mous caller who said “an in¬jured person” was in need ofassistance on campus.“Normally we always waitfor the paramedics,” DeBerghsaid. “I requested an ambu¬ lance and we were trying tokeep the situation under con¬trol until it came.”The paramedics never ar¬rived. Approximately 12 min¬utes after he requested the am¬bulance, DeBergh radioed hisdispatcher: “I can’t wait anylonger. I’m going to take himover myself.”Security Director DavidO’Leary said the only vehiclethat responded to the call wasa Chicago Police car. “TheFire Department said it was sending a city police car,” hesaid, “but it did not say it wasnot sending the ambulance.”O’Leary indicated that the in¬jury’s severity “was clear” tothe Fire Department dis¬patcher.The Department last yeardispersed its paramedics161,231 times, answeringroughly ifalf of all requests.Lawrence said the three afflic¬tions for which ambulancesare most readily dispatchedare blood loss, cardiac or re¬ spiratory arrest and emer¬gency childbirth.“We have instituted the in¬vestigation,” he said, “to de¬termine whether service wasrequested, whether we re¬sponded, and if not, why we didnot respond.” He said the in¬vestigation will be completed“within a week.”All dispatchers employed bythe Chicago Fire Departmentare required to participate in acourse on emergency situa¬tions taught by the Chicago Hospital Council. ButLawrence said dispatchers“are put on the job” beforecompletion of the course.The University’s O’Learysays he feels the Departmentwill conduct a “proper” inves¬tigation, but says he antici¬pates little concrete action.“We expect to hear fromthem,” he said, “but howmuch they’re going to say isquestionable.”Project 1984 explores U of C life in depthBy Frank LubyThis article is the first in aseries designed to report theprogress of the 11 task forceswhich compromise Project1984, the pioneer project of theCenter for Curricular Thought.The task forces met through¬out the winter to evaluate thestate of the College and discusspossible changes. From April9-20 the task forces will holdmeetings open to the studentsand faculty to allow more inputto these discussions, whichmay ultimately lead tochanges in the structure andquality of the College of theUniversity of Chicago.Project 1984 began in lateOctober to “generate the bestpossible thought about select¬ed issues concerning the col¬lege program,” according toCurriculum Center co-chair¬man John MacAloon. The taskforces, consisting primarily offaculty members and some students began to addressissues in the College rangingfrom student research to col¬lege writing to the commonJohn MacAlooncore, and MacAloon is“pleased with the progress.”“We’ve had over 60 meetingssince organized,” he said,Tabletalk ’84 improves relationsBy Nathan SchoppaUniversity students and fac¬ulty who have been hesitantabout asking each other out fora meal or even just conversa¬tion will now have a goodchance to do so because of aproject called Tabletalk ’84.Sponsored by Student Gov¬ernment in conjunction withthe University administration,the program has the potentialto be one of the largest activi¬ties ever at the University ofChicago, says Tim Wong, SGvice president and programcoordinator.From April 9 to April 22, fac¬ulty-student groups will re¬ceive a 10 to 20 percent dis¬count on any meal or snack atany of a number of Hyde Parkrestaurants. A student or fac¬ulty member in the group mustpresent a coupon to the waiteror cashier before ordering toreceive the discount. Thegroup can be as small as a sin-Inside gle student and a facultymember or much larger.Restaurants are not the onlylocations where student-facul¬ty groups can meet. In con¬junction with Tabletalk ’84 theDean of Students will offer freemeals during the fourt week ofthis quarter for facultymembers who have been invit¬ed by houses and dorms to eatwith students in the dininghalls.Also, if people prefer togather for a brown bag lunch,the meeting rooms on the sec¬ond and third floors of IdaNoyes Hall will be availableduring the lunch hoursthroughout the two-weekperiod. Students can also jointhis group after buying lunchat Ida’s Cafe.The purpose of Tabletalk '84,according to Wong, is to “fos¬ter more interaction betweenstudents and faculty.” Morespecifically, he said, “ThereSportspage 13Martha KinneyAll-American are people who do not want togo to parties or receptions butwho want to meet people whohave similar interests.” Whilethe purpose is primarily so¬cial, said Wong, the programoffers people a chance to asso¬ciate in a “quasi-academic”atmosphere.The idea for Tabletalk ’84arose at last year’s AmericanAssociation of University Stu¬dents Conference when Wongand SG president and SG Pres¬ident Joe Walsh saw a presen¬tation of a similar program ex¬isting at the University ofPennsylvania. But Wong saidthat Tabletalk ’84 is differentfrom that program: “Our pro¬gram is on a much largerscope. It works on two levels.Students invite professors andprofessors invite students.That’s why we aren’t just bill¬ing it as Take-Your-Professor-out-to-Lunch. ”What makes the program solarge is that it involves the en¬tire University community —undergraduate and graduatestudents, faculty, and adminis¬tration. Walsh said the admin¬istration has given SG a lot ofsupport for conducting Table-talk ’84 on such a large scaleand plans to participate in theprogram.One possible problem Wongforesees is that the studentswill be hesitant to invite theirprofessors. “We hope that thestudents are not shy about thematter,” Wong said. “It shouldbe something very natural.People shouldn’t feel inhibit¬ed.”continued on page five “and some of the task forceshave been conducting exceed¬ingly interesting studies hereand elsewhere.”MacAloon, who also chairsthe task force on physical edu¬cation, added that “it’s toosoon to know what the final re¬sults will look like, but I’m ut¬terly confident we’ll have badocument (by September) asthe basis for discussion.”After the open meetings,each task force will begin writ¬ing its reports. These docu¬ments will join the reports of aseparate group of committeesstudying the Common Coreand extra curricular activitiesin September during a confer¬ence at Starved Rock StatePark, and “the final report willbe published and issued to thecollege community,” said Ma-cAJoon.“A variety of legislativebodies will then take up the re¬port with an eye toward legis¬lative action — beyond that,we don’t know (what will hap¬pen),” he said.Concerning the open meet¬ings, Wayne Booth, chairmanof the college writing taskforce and professor of English,hopes “students will tell ustheir impressions — goodthings, bad things — and whatactions by the college and theUniversity will make a big dif¬ference.”MacAloon especially hopesthat “students who expressedinterest (in the project) butwere unable to becomemembers because of pressuresof their own schedules,” willtake the opportunity of the open meetings to share theirexperiences and concerns.Joseph Williams, professorof English, English literature,and linguistics, and chairmanof the task force on registra¬tion and accreditation, out¬lined many of his group’sideas, but emphasized that“these proposals are tenta¬tive...(it’s) all discussion.”The issues of advanced place¬ment, preregistration, coursecredit in areas such as foreignPHOTO B'T SHmPON pollackWayne C. Boothlanguage, and payment forcourses all received attention,along with an issue “we stayedaway from, the school year it¬self.”Quarter System?“There are strong feelingson all sides about whether thequarter system is the best ofall systems,” Williams said,adding that opinion cuts alonghard lines between physicalscience (pro) and socialcontinued on page fiveBradburn new provostBy Sondra KruegerNorman M. Bradburn hasbeen appointed Provost to re¬place Robert McC. Adams,who has been named Secretaryof the Smithsonian Institution.Bradburn, the Tiffany andMargaret Blake DistinguishedService Professor in Behavior¬al Sciences, will assume hisnew duties Sept. 1. As chief ac¬ademic officer after the presi¬dent, the Provost is in chargeof ^11 academic aspects of tneUniversity, including the Labschools and the libraries. EachDean reports to the Provost,and he must approve all ap¬pointments as well. Though thepast two provosts have servedonly one or two years, the ex¬pected term is about fiveyears.Bradburn has served asDirector of the National Opin¬ion Research Center and alsoas Chairman of BehavioralSciences and Master of the So¬cial Science Collegiate Divi¬sion since being appointed to the faculty in 1960. His majorresearch has been non¬sampling errors in surveys, fo¬cusing on wording of questionsto reduce bias and how to askbetter questions. He hopes tocontinue teaching a class onquestion-writing during histenure as Provost.Norman M. BradburnIt’s the littleextras that makethe BIG DIFFERENCE.Just ask for “All the trimmings!”at MORRY’S in Hutchinson CommonsMONDAY THRU FRIDAY, 3 to 5 p.m.“HAPPY HOUR SPECIALS”1/4 LB. 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UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGODEPARTMENT of MUSICPresents:Thursday, April 5 - Noontime Concert Series12:15 p.m. Goodspeed Recital HallSaxophone Quartet: Mark Epstein, soprano: PeterGruenbaum, alto: Marcus Padgett, tenor;John Harris, baritone.Music by Borel, Glasunov, Niehaus, Mielenz, andJoplin.Admission is free.Thursday-Sunday - Gilbert & Sullivan’s Princess IdaApril 5th-8th8:00 p.m. (Sunday, 2:00 p.m.) Mandel HallDirected by David Currie and Libby Morse.Conducted by Michael Jinbo.With Ray Lubway (King Gama), Robert Heinrikson(Prince Hilarion), Ellen Harris (Princess Ida),Kenneth Guy (Arac), and the entire cast.Tickets are $8; Sunday, $4 and are available atthe RC Box Office.Saturday, April 7 - Collegium Musicum8:00 p.m. Bond ChapelMusic From Ferrara. 16th and 17th century vocal andinstrumental music by Josquin, Willaert,Frescobaldi, and others.Directed by Mary Springfels.Admission is free.wwwwwwwwvwwywwwwvvvvwvwFriday, April 13 - Jaap Schroder, baroque violin8:00 p.m. Mandei HallWith Elaine Thornburgh, harpsichord.Music by Schop, Uccellini, Lonati, Frescobaldi. Corelli, S J.S. Bach.Tickets are $9; Student, $5 Call 962-8068. Srot>C.CnOXSroJr£o^ mUsIomUsIc^^MUsIC^ The Eleventh Nora and Edward Ryerson Lecture. . with a long sense of time . .byKarl J. WeintraubThe Thomas E. Donnelley Distinguished Service Professor,the Department of History,the Committee on Social Thought,and the CollegeChairman of the Committee on the History of CultureTuesday, April 3, 19845:30 p.m.The Glen A. Lloyd Auditoriumof the Laird Bell Law Quadrangle1111 East 60th StreetSponsored by The University of ChicagoRockefeller Chapel Choir and OrchestraMatthew passionof3. SS. BachHenry Hunt, Evangelist Myron Myers, JesusRodney Wynkoop, Conductor3:00 P.M., Sunday, April 8, 1984Rockefeller Memorial Chapel5850 South Woodlawn AvenueTickets: 962-7300I—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, Apnl 3, 1984Smart receives grantThe Smart Gallery has received$2000 from the Illinois Arts Council forthe purchase of works by Karl Wirsum.The grant was one among those madeto 23 Illinois institutions to purchase 73works of art by 58 Illinois artists.Grants by the Illinois Arts Councilwhich were announced in March to¬talled $54,861.The grants were made possiblethrough the Permanent Collection Pur¬chase Program which provides match¬ing funds to Illinois institutions whichmaintain permanent collections acces¬sible to the general public. The fundsare available to Illinois institutions topurchase completed works by living Il¬linois visual or media artists. known Italian dailies. His weekly arti¬cles cover a variety of subjects, includ¬ing politics, economics, history andculture.Ricossa’s lecture is sponsored by theCenter for the Study of Industrial So¬cieties and the program on Interdepen¬dent Political Economy. For more in¬formation call 753-4809.Lab School theftOver $300 worth of music was discov¬ered missing last Thursday, March 29,from the University Lab School. Themusic belonged to the Hyde ParkYouth Orchestra, which practices onthe 3rd floor of the West Belfield Towerin the Lab School — a room which_ .. . . always remaines unlocked because itPatient program starts* afire escape.Anyone with any information aboutthe missing music should contactJulius Esclamado at 684-2693 or Mrs.King at 753-2511.JCC holds auditionsSingers, dancers, instrumentalists,and backstage personnel are neededfor the Hyde Park JCC’s production of“A Funny Thing Happened on the Wayto the Forum.” Auditions will be heldApril 4 and 5 from 6:30 to 10 p.m., andApril 8 from 2 to 6 p.m. For more infor¬mation, call 268-4600.HPNC adult centerThe U of C Medical Center and Mi¬chael Reese Hospital and MedicalCenter have established a joint hema¬tology/oncology program, combiningtheir resources in the areas of patientcare, research and training. The pro¬gram will place particular emphasison basic and clinical research in bothhematology and oncology and the de¬velopment and testing of new cancerdrugs.Reese’s expertise in sickle cell ane¬mia will continue to be developed, andthe University will continue its exten¬sive work in immunology.Ricossa to lectureProfessor Sergio Ricossa, professorof economics at the Univesity of Turinin Italy, will lecture Thursday at 4 p.m.at Wilder House, 5811 S. Kenwood. Thetitle of his talk is “North and SouthEurope: A Case of Development andUnderdevelopment. ’ ’Ricossa is a member of the Accade-mia Nazjonale dei Lincei, the premierlearned society in Italy, and has writ¬ten widely on economic history. In ad¬dition to his academic work, Ricossahas been a frequent contributor to Ita¬lian newspapers. Currently, he writesfor the Milan Giornale, one of the best The Hyde Park Neighborhood Club’sadult day center offers complete dayservices for those who live alone or re¬quire care while family members areat work.Older adults come to the club forthrough-the-day activities and care.The aim is to provide social contact andhelp people to remain active in thecommunity.The program includes health moni¬toring, hot lunches, crafts, games,music, field trips, and educationalclasses. Through the year special ac¬tivities are organized by the partici¬pants. For more information call PollyBoyajian at 643-4062. Walk with IsraelThe seventh annual Hyde Park-Ken-wood Walk with Israel will be held May6. The 14-mile route begins at RodfeiZedek Congregation, 5200 S. Hyde ParkBlvd., and continues through the Hyde-Park-Kenwood community, then alongthe lake front and back. There will alsobe a mini-walk for pre-schoolers andtheir parents.For more information call the HydePark JCC at 268-4600.Summer job workshopA workshop on summer jobs and in¬ternships will be held tomorrow atnoon in Reynolds Club 201. Sponsoredby the Office of Career and PlacementServices, the workshop is offered tohelp students learn about resourcesavailable in the Office and the kinds ofstrategies students can develop to findthese positions.Crossroads FestivalThe Crossroads Spring Festival willbe Saturday at 5621 S. Blackstone. Ad¬mission is $2, 50* for children.The Children’s Fair, from 3 to 6:30p.m., will feature storytelling, folk¬songs by Korean children, a magicshow, clowns, an auction, and more.The International Buffet from 4 to 7p.m. will feature international food anddrink cooked by friends of Crossroads.The Casbah Cafe, to open at 9 p.m.,will feature live music, belly-dancers,an auction, and more.In addition, there will be a casinoopen from 7 to 10 p.m. and a gift shopopen all day.For more information, call 684-6060.NEH grants availableThe National Endowment for the Hu¬manities has announced a grants pro¬gram for students under 21 to spend asummer carrying out their own non¬credit humanities research projects.The Younger Scholars Program willaward up to 100 grants nationally foroutstanding research and writing proj¬ects in such fields as history, philoso¬phy, and the study of literature. Projects will be carried out duringthe summer of 1985. Application dead¬line is September 15, 1984.Award recipients will be expected towork full-time for nine weeks duringthe summer, researching and writing ahumanities paper under the supervi¬sion of a humanities scholar. This is nota financial aid program; no academiccredit should be sought for the projects.Competition for the grants is rigorous.For guidelines, write to: YoungerScholars Guidelines CN, Rm. 426, TheNational Endowment for the Humani¬ties, Washington, DC, 20506.Modern Israel courseModern Israel will be the focus of aspecial academic summer programsponsored by the State University ofNew York. The course in Israel willconsist of an interdisciplinary study ofIsrael’s economic, social, political, re¬ligious, educational, and scientific in¬stitutions.Formal study will take place at theHebrew University of Jerusalem,Haifa University and Tel Aviv Univer¬sity.Enrollment is limited, and early ap¬plication is recommended. For details,write Department of International Ed¬ucation, SUNY Summer Program inIsrael, State University, Oneonta, NY,13820; or call (607)431-3369.MSI offers classes“Explorations” classes for children,adults, and families are being offeredagain this spring at the Museum ofScience and Industry. Hour-long pro¬grams for preschoolers include“Color,” “Magnetism,” and “Seedsand Seedlings.” Classes for kinder-gartners through eighth graders in¬dude model rocketry, crystal gardens,fhd photography without a camera.Family classes also cover a wide rangeof topics, and the Museum offers com¬puting courses as well.For more information on class times,dates, and fees, call the Education De¬partment at 684-1414.Student Ombudsman 1984*85The University is now seeking applicants for the post of Student Ombudsman. The Ombudsman’sterm of office will not begin until Autumn 1984. He or she will be expected to work with the 1983-84Student Ombudsman through the remainder of the academic year.Applications from individual students, graduate or undergraduate, are welcome, as are nominationsfrom individual students or faculty. Among undergraduates, preference will be given to juniors andseniors. Applications should be in letter form and must be submitted to the Office of the Dean ofStudents in the University by Monday, April 23rd. They should indicate the candidate’s academicarea and level, number of years at the University, relevant experience, and other special qualificationsfor the position of Ombudsman. At least three letters of recommendation from other students ormembers of the faculty or staff should also be submitted by the April 23rd deadline.Applicants will be interviewed by a student-faculty committee; the appointment will be made by thePresident.The Student Ombudsman is a part-time salaried official of the University who is also a registereddegree candidate. The Ombudsman is appointed by the President to serve in addition to the regularorganization of the University in cases where there are allegations of specific unfairness or inefficiency.The Ombudsman writes a quarterly report, published by the University, giving a general account ofthe office’s activities and making such recommendations as may be deemed appropriate.DEADLINE: Monday, April 23The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 3, 1984—3JATTENTION BSCD STUDENTSINTERESTED IN UNDERGRADUATE RESEARCHSummer ResearchFellowship StipendsAre AvailableStudents interested in applying for a stipend should contact ProfessorGerson Rosenthal, Gates-Blake 17, no later than April 10, 1984.CENTRAL AMERICAAND THE NEW COLD WARwithAnamaria GastiacoraSalvadoran National Revolutionary Movement(affiliate ofFDR/FMLN)andHans SeusJusos (West German Young Socialists)WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4 • 7:30 PMCOBB HALL - ROOM 107LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRYAugustana Lutheran Churchat the University of ChicagoWELCOMES YOU!SundaySermon and Eucharist — 8:30 and 10:45 a.m.Sunday School and Adult Forum — 9:30 a.m.Supper — 6:00 p.m. $2/person NTuesdayEucharist — 5:30 p.m.Supper/Table Talk — 6:00 p.m. $2/personWednesday (Lent)Vespers 7:30 p.m.ThursdayMorning Prayer/Breakfast — 7:30 a.m.5500 South Woodlawn AvenueWm. Strehlow and Leroy Norquist, Pastors493-6451 or493-6452V— /4—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 3, 1984NEWSSG Exchange successfulBy Nathan SchoppaStudent Government’s Book Ex¬change program is proving to be verysuccessful, having sold $400 worth ofbooks on the first selling day. Theseearly results, showing an improvement. over those of last quarter, prompts Mi¬chael Aronson, coordinator of the pro¬gram, to say that it appears that theprogram will be more permanent nextyear.The Book Exchange program, run bythe SG Student Services Committee ofwhich Aronson is chairman, is de¬signed to help students get rid of un¬wanted books as well as buy used booksat low prices.The program works in the followingway: students wishing to sell booksprice them themselves and bring themto the North Lounge of Reynolds Clubwhere they can be purchased by otherstudents. When the buying and sellingperiod is over, sellers return to pick upeither the money, if their books weresold, or the books, if they were notsold.The students who have had theirbooks sold can collect all but 10 cents ofthe money received for the books. The10 cents is needed by S.G. to cover ad¬vertising and printing costs. SG re¬ceives no real profit and only wishes toprovide a service to the students. The Book Exchange began lastWednesday and Thursday, duringwhich time books were only collected,not sold. During the rest of the days,the last being this Thursday, the booksare both collected and sold.Aronson said the purpose of the pro¬gram is to “try to bring people to¬gether, especially since the demise ofthe Phoenix.” The Phoenix was a stu¬dent-run cooperative book store locat¬ed at the bottom of the Reynolds Clubuntil it closed earlier this academicyear.He said that during those first twodays, the Book Exchange, collectedsome 600 books. And on Friday, thefirst day of selling, they sold 150 ofthem valued at over $400.That $400 from a single day of sellingrepresents an amount almost as highas the amount of money received dur¬ing last quarter’s program. Aronsonsaid that even last quarter’s Book Ex¬change was successful itself, consider¬ing it was on a first-time trial basis.To give an example of how suc¬cessful a student may be in selling hisbooks, Aronson mentioned one studentwho sold $175 worth of books lastquarter. Any students who wish to re¬ceive such benefits from selling booksor wish to buy books at low prices haveonly a short time to do so. PHOTO BY KCContinuing constructionConstruction began March 12 to ex- continue through early July,tend the plaza in front of the Surgery Construction work today and tomor-and Brain Institute across 58th St. to row will close off 57th street betweenthe U of C Bookstore. The area of 58th Ellis Avenue west to the Eye ResearchSt. between Ellis Ave. and the drive- Lab, including pedestrian traffic on theway behind the bookstore will be closed south side of 57th.to cars. Construction is expected toProject ’84continued from page onescience/humanities (con). Williamshimself described the quarter systemas “simply too constrained. We need away to loosen it up, make it more flex¬ible.” Williams used a novel class as anillustration of the problems with thequarter system, for one quarter doesnot provide enough time to cover anovel such as War and Peace, for ex¬ample. Suggestions include the institu¬tion of intensives, truncated quarters,and half quarters, among others.“There are simply different models foreducation,” said Williams.Robert Clayton, Distinguished Ser¬vice Professor in Chemistry and theGeophysical Sciences, said “I don’t seeany particular advantage (to eithersystem, semesters or quarters).”Clayton said he has had experiencewith many educational systems, and“personally I don’t think the frame¬work of the calendar year is terriblyimportant.” Clayton also said that“there has been very little discussionon the question of changing from thequarter system, mainly because thechange would be so traumatic, somedon’t even want to contemplate it.”Williams, who had no students on histask force over the winter, said “inspring quarter we would welcome stu¬dents who want to talk about looseningup the school year.”On the subject of foreign languages,Tabletalk ’84continued from page oneWalsh stressed that the student-fac¬ulty meetings should be informal.Small or large groups can get togetherto share very casual conversations,discussing anything of current inter¬est. He also said that neither studentsnor faculty should feel compelled totreat each other.He said that he would call the pro¬gram a success even if only one facul¬ty-student group takes advantage of itas long as students and faculty feelmore comfortable about meeting.Wong said that the program’s futuredepends on a number of other factorsbesides the success of Tabletalk ’84.For one thing, there will be differentpeople serving as Student Governmentexecutive officers next year, but Wongsaid he hoped they would continue Tab¬letalk. The program’s future also de¬pends on how the restaurants like itthis year, that is, whether or nor theycan afford it financially. But Wong pre¬dicted that Tabletalk may eventuallyeven become a quarterly event.In order for a group to take part inthis year’s Tabletalk, they need topresent only one coupon at the locationwhere they are eating. All facultymembers will be receivng two such Williams said the College needs “someway of evening out credit without giv¬ing people a free hand (at doing so).”He said that some classes, such asChinese and Arabic, spend many morehours a week in class and language lab,yet all classes count for one credit. Thetask force has established a standingcommittee to review accreditation by“an increasing study abroad that willraise some questions.”The task force discussed the idea offlat rate payment, for which a studentmay take as many courses as he de¬sired. “It didn’t seem like a goodidea,” said Williams. The task forcealso disliked the suggestion of an hour¬ly fee for classes, since only a smallnumber of people take only one or twoclasses in the College.The task force did not reject the pos¬sibility of requiring all students in theCollege to take 42 courses, regardlessof advanced placement. “At the mo¬ment, through advanced placement, astudent can reduce the number of re¬quirements for graduation,” said Wil¬liams. “The college experience is morethan just passing tests — it’s sittingaround talking, reading...,” he pointedout, and therefore under the proposal“if a student places out of, say twoyears of a foreign language, he’ll haveto take the equivalent number ofcourses, but he doesn’t have to pay forthem.” A student’s total bill, then,would include the cost of 42 classes,minus any costs deducted for advancedcoupons. Faculty members who wantmore and all students who intend to in¬vite professors can pick up coupons atthese locations: the Reynolds Club BoxOffice, the Student Activities Office,the Advisors desk in Harper, and at anumber of other locations more readilyaccessible to graduate and profession¬al school students.The following is a list of the HydePark restaurants participating in Tab¬letalk ’84 and the discounts they are of¬fering (there may be more partici¬pants later):In PercentAgora Restaurant—15Blue Gargoyle—10Far East Kitchen—15Harper Square Restaurant—10Hemingways Restaurant—15Ida’s Cafe—15Mallory’s Restaurant—10Medici on 57th—15Medici on Harper—20Morry’s in “C”’ Shop-10Morry’s in Hutch—10Chez Morry’s—15The Pub—15Tipsuda Restaurant—15For an updated list of participatingrestaurants and other information onecan call the Student Government Of¬fice at 962-9732. placement.“These are simply the issues,though,” Williams said. “We’re justhashing this over.”Other recommendations by the taskforce include making the course cata¬log clearer about courses with extracosts, such as lab fees, and more thor¬ough concerning details such asnumber of hours, and its level (ad¬vanced or introductory). Williams alsoadded that as many as four out of everyfive students changes a course, “and alot of the fault is with the depart¬ments.” Williams’ task force suggest¬ed that the departments publish a pub¬licly available document listingdeadlines and course changes, to givestudents more advance notice on po¬tential schedule changes.The task force has done “a very long,quantitative analysis of when schoolswe compete with start and stop, andthe number of days they spend in theclassroom,” according to Williams.“There are some schools that seemlike they’re always on vacation, withbreaks and reading periods,” he said,adding that Chicago’s school year doesnot last much longer than the years atStanford or Northwestern, for examp¬le.“We go very late into the year,” hesaid, “but less than is the general im¬pression, and not more than a week ortwo longer than most places we com¬pete with.“It appears nobody goes longer (interms of hours) than us, and thenumbers (of hours) appear substan¬tially less,” he continued, but added“that may be a good thing.”Referring again to the potentialswitch from quarters to semesters orother formats (as Berkeley and theFlorida state system have recentlydone), Williams said “there are somany administrative entities oncampus, it’s hard to understand theconsequences of a college change.”The topic, however, should take centerstage at the open meeting next week.College WritingBooth, the chairman of the collegewriting task force, described the stateof writing in the college as follows:“By comparison with most otherplaces: good; by comparison withwhat we ought to be doing: lousy.”Booth’s group will use the open meet¬ing to collect more information abouthow students and faculty feel about thequality and amount of writing in theCollege. In addition, the task force hassent questionnaires to all fourth yearstudents and faculty members.All of Booth’s task force membersagreed that “it is not enough to expectthem (instructors) to improve; theremust be structural changes to make iteasier for instructors to do a betterjob.” One of those structural changeswould require “ways of attracting, training, and using highly skilled grad¬uates as tutors.“Most (tutors) do not have the back¬ground or experience to do decent writ¬ing instructions,” Booth said.Booth’s task force also agreed that“every student graduating in everyfield should have more writing than re¬quired by the common core,” and henoted that some students have writtennothing since the common core. “Wehave strong requirements already,” hesaid. “For some, to put in a composi¬tion requirement is a big thing. Wehave to think of ways within the struc¬ture to have more and better writing.“Everywhere I turn I find people in¬terested in improving writing in' thecollege,” he added. Some of the otherproposals include upper level composi¬tion courses, and encouraging eachfield to have its own classes for the im¬provement of writing. “The depart¬ments are responsible to increase writ¬ing,” Booth said.The college writing task force willhave its open meeting April 19.Physical EducationThe physical education task force,chaired by MacAloon. met eight timesover the winter for a total of 12 hours ofdiscussion. The group devoted muchtime to the physical education require¬ment, and decided that the departmentshould retain it, but in an alteredform.“We recommend an increase in itsintellectual substance,” said MacA¬loon, “in a one quarter experience, fol¬lowed by two quarters of activities tar¬geted toward the needs of individualstudents as determined by a diagnostictest.” The diagnostic test would re¬place the present examination givenduring Orientation Week to determinehow many quarters the students placeout of.The committee also recommendsthat “no student, save for a valid medi¬cal excuse, be passed out of any com¬ponent of the (phys ed.) curriculum.”That applies to varsity athletes as wellas students whose performance on thephys ed. test usually exempted themfrom the requirement. The committeealso considered that some courses cur¬rently offered for credit toward fulfill¬ing the requirement “be removed be¬cause they are neither educational norphysical.” Such courses would remainas electives, however, for those stu¬dents who have completed the initialrequirement.With the addition of an intellectualpart to the requirement, the task forcehopes to involve faculty from areasoutside of physical education to teachthat component, which may includeanatomy, biomechanics, nutrition,health, and the sociology and psycholo¬gy of physical activity.MacAloon hopes the upcoming opencontinued on page sixThe Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 3, 1984—5SG studies safer ways to distribute gradesBy Nathan SchoppaThe Student Government Assemblyhas suggested that steps be taken tocoerce the administration into effecti¬vely offering an alternative to Collegemailroom folder grade distribution.The assembly addressed the issueThursday, when some members saidthat the University has essentially bro¬ken a promise to give students an alter¬native. Grades from winter quarterwere supposed to be distributed bymailroom attendants to students afterproper identification was shown, butgrades were nevertheless distributedthrough mail folders.SG Secretary Chris Hill, said neitheran attendant nor her superior knewhow grade distribution was supposed tooccur if students did not want gradesplaced in folders. Hill said students hadto go as far as sending a letter to theCollege dean explaining why they didnot want grades placed in folders, ifthey did not want grades sent there.To solve the problem, Levin suggest¬ed students should be able to fill out aquestionnaire on which they couldcheck off whether they wanted theirgrades or their bills placed in the fold¬ers.SG Finance Committee ChairmanRick Szesny wanted to go further byhaving students fill a similar question¬naire in the form of a letter and haveall of the letters sent directly to theDean.There was wide agreement in the As¬sembly that the best policy would be tohave the grades and bills sent to stu¬dents’ residences. No formal decisions,though, were made at the meeting.At the same meeting, the Assemblymoved to change some of the internalpolicies of Student Government.First, the Assembly passed anamendment to the SG by-laws thatlowered the number of signatures needed on petitions for graduate stu¬dents seeking a SG position.Currently, these students must haveas many as 30 such signatures. ButSteve Levitan said that the policy was“too strict.” Szesny agreed, saying,“They would rather not run then get 35signatures.” But, he said, “getting stu¬dents involved is important.”Levitan initially suggested having acap over the required number of signa¬tures at 10, but that measure failed bya single vote. But a later measure set¬ting the cap at 15 passed. Despite thelatter vote, Levitan said he would beappealing the former decision.Levitan also suggested amendmentsto the current policies concerning theStudent-Faculty-Ad ministrationCourt.First, he suggested neither membersof the SG Executive Council normembers of the Assembly should be al¬lowed to serve on the Court. He saidcurrent policy of allowing only theformer group to serve on the Court wasnot fair, for in certain cases a memberof the Concil and the Assembly are pit¬ted against each other and the Asse¬mbly member is at a disadvantage.He suggest'd, in a separate amend¬ment, that' A non-student members ofthe Court should have their terms li¬mited to three years and have thenumber of terms limited to two, andanyone currently on the Court who hasbeen serving for six or more yearsshould be asked to resign or be re¬placed by the Dean.A formal decision on either amend¬ment was not made. With the one in¬volving members of the administrationwho serve on the Court, considerablediscussions between SG and the Courtstill must occur and perhaps somechanges to the amendment must bemade.Student Activities Committee Chair¬tickets on sale at the \Reynolds Club Box Office962-7300Students (ucid) 7$ on sale aprilSnon-students 12$ on sale april9visa and mastercard accepted man Eric Premack said the adminis¬tration, particularly Dean CharlesO’Connell, was not fond of the idea ofhaving a dance for graduate students.Student Services Committee Chair¬man Michael Aronson announced thisquarter’s Book Exchange was goingquite well, the only problem being theinability to advertise the program ef¬fectively because there was no Maroonearly in the quarter.Ex Libris Committee ChairmanBrad Smith announced Ex Libris hasmade a $3000 profit thus far this year.He said next year “there may possiblybe lower prices at Ex Libris.”SG Vice President Tim Wong an¬nounced that numerous local restau¬rants and the dining halls have agreedto take part in the Table Talk programthat will occur later in the quarter. Therestaurants have agreed to provide re¬duced prices for faculty members andstudents who have asked each otherout for a meal and discussion. The din¬ing halls have agreed to provide freemeals to faculty members eating therewith students.The Assembly also agreed to all ofsome 53 SGFC recommendations. There was some debate, though, overthe granting of $478 for a debate be¬tween certain advisors and campaignstaff members of 7 Democratic Presi¬dential candidates. Joel Ginsburg ar¬gued this granting was inconsistentwith earlier details of funding to pro¬grams which, according to SGFC, pre¬sented only one side of a political issue.He said despite their differences, theDemocratic candidates agreed on abroad base, and, thus, there was onlyone side of certain political issues pre¬sented. Several Assembly memberssuggested that some changes in the SGConstitution should be made to over¬come such inconsistencies.At an emergency SG Assembly meet¬ing late last quarter, Assemblymembers voted to let stand a SGFC de¬cision to deny allocation of $348 to sendthree people to the American Associa¬tion of University Students (AAUS)conference in North Carolina. SG Pres¬ident Joe Walsh had appealed that de¬cision; but most of the Assemblymembers agreed with Szesny’s conten¬tions that the University would not ben¬efit from the conference.Project ’84continued from page fivemeetings will generate some feedbackon the proposals, and said that his com¬mittee has “been highly active, andhas conducted an extremely interest¬ing and useful review of the require¬ment of classes, the first in 20 years.”He added, though, that “it is to earlyfor conclusions.”MacAloon also said that in general,“we have been disappointed by thenumber of students that actually fol¬lowed through on their interest, mostlydue to time and fitting meetings to stu¬dents’ schedules,” and that the openmeetings will provide an opportunity for all students to react to the propos¬als so far and make any suggestions.On Friday: A review of the work sofar by several of the other task forces,including Creative Arts, and an over¬view of the project by co-chairmanJonathan Z. Smith.‘Off-Campus’ weekThe office of career and placementservices is sponsoring “Off CampusOpportunities Week” April 9-13. Pre¬sentations of the College Venture Pro¬gram will be held April 9-11. Studentsinterested in these presentationsshould call or visit the office for specif¬ic times.STUDENT GOVERNMENTELECTIONSAPRIL 11 & 12The following positions will be available:5 Executive officePresident •Vice-President •TreasurerSecretary •Finance Committee Chair46 Assembly representativesUndergrafuates,by housing locationBlackstone/Breckenridge/Greenwood (2)Burton-Judson (1)Pierce (2)Shoreland (4)Hitchcock/Snell (1)Woodward (2)Fraternities (2)Commuters (1)Independent Housing (3) Graduates,by Division or SchoolBiological Sciences Division (2)Humonities Division (3)Physical Sciences Division (2)Social Sciences Division (5)Business School (6)Divinity School (2)Law School (3)Library School (1)Medical School (2)Public Policy School (I)Social Service Administration (1)6 Student-Faculty-Administration Court MembersNominating petitions are available in theStudent Government office and StudentActivities Office, Ida Noyes HallALL PETITIONS DUE SATURDAY, APRIL 7*12 NOONIN THE SG OFFICE.Questions should be addressed to Tim Wong,Chairman of Election and Rules Committee, at962-9732 or 324-43056—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 3, 1984CareersAgency for International Development is looking forcandidates with graduate degrees in agriculture, agri¬cultural economics, economics, international rela¬tions, nutrition, population planning, public health,public or business administration, regional/urbanplanning, or closely related disciplines for its Interna¬tional Development Intern Program.A two-year internship leads to positions planning andmanaging U.S. foreign economic assistance pro¬grams in the developing countries of Africa, Asia, Lat¬in America and the Caribbean, and the Near East.U.S. Citizenship and two or more years of relevantprofessional experience are required.Starting salaries are in the $19,000-825,000 rangedepending upon qualifications, plus standard foreignservice allowances when stationed overseas.Inquiries for the February 1985 class must be re¬ceived by April 20, 1984. 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Delivery for orders received after Apr. 6 willbegin within 3 days and refunds will be granted incases of overpayment.Spring Term ends: 6/9/94M-F $15.75M-Sat. $16.25 NameM-Sun. $36.25Sun only $20.00 AddressPhoneMail this slip to. Please make checks payable to Alexl WoitoAlexi Woito5441 S. RidgewoodChicago, IL 606158—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 3, 1984Princess Ida shows genuine wit and dubious wisdomBy Michael KotzeThe genuine wit and dubiouswisdom of the Victorian era will be ondisplay this weekend in Mandel Hallas the Gilbert and Sullivan OperaCompany presents one of the pair’slesser-known comic operettas,Princess Ida. It will be the company’s24th annual full-scale production, andis being sponsored by the U of CDepartment of Music.The fact that Princess Ida has beenrelatively neglected in the past ishard to explain; the music showsSullivan at his most happilyinventive, and the book has the fullSullivan complement of baffling punsand inspired nonsense. Perhaps theplot is too outlandish for manySavoyards, but it is bound to have abuilt-in appeal for the University ofChicago community, dealing as itdoes with feminism, polite sadism,sexual confusion, and all thingsacademic.Princess Ida is the story of PrinceHilarion, betrothed in infancy to Ida,princess of a neighboring kingdom.Twenty years have passed as the playbegins, and the royal pair have grownup and are about to meet for the firsttime when Hilarion learns to hishorror that his promised bride hasforsaken men and founded a women’suniversity, where no males areallowed. Before you can rhyme“university” with “perversity”, thePrince and two friends set out to winIda back, disguising themselves asthree “lovely lady undergraduates”in order to gain admittance to hercastle, in deference to thetime-honored British fondness for thehumorous possibilities oftransvestitism. Complications,romantic and otherwise, abound asmerry maidens, madcap militarymen and meddling monarchs mixedand mingled into the increasinglyalliterative melange. Of course, asuitably happy ending is reached, Give the fact that Princess Ida is acomedy written in the 1880’s, itstreatment of feminism is remarkablyfree of the sort of chauvinism onemight expect. Despite its share ofdetractors, Ida’s women’s universitymanages to weather the storms itfaces, and remains open for businessat the show’s end. Perhaps themilitary men in Ida receive lessopen-handed treatment, particularly character, while not relinquishingtheir satiric sting.The Gilbert and Sullivan OperaCompany is something of a HydePark institution, and one which canclaim a diversity of members theequal of any performing group in thecity: among those taking part are Uof C students and faculty, as well asprofessionals from the worlds ofmedicine, law, and advertising, to name just a few. ^mong this year’sprincipals are Ellen Harris, AssociateProfessor of Music, as Princess Ida;Robert Heinrikson, Professor ofBiochemistry, as Prince Hilarion;and the ever-popular RaymondLubway, U of C Laboratory Schoolteacher, as King Gama. The stagedirectors are David Currie, LawSchool Professor, and Libby Morse, Uof C graduate and former SAOkingpin. Musical direction is byMichael Jinbo, U of C graduatewellknown for his various conductingappearances, and Roland Bailey,long-time company mainstay, whosetireless efforts in the interests ofclear diction have achievednear-legendary status. Says Morsewith regard to the company, “Theseare people who put in eight-hour workdays...there’s a real sense ofcommitment among these people...it’sunique in that it’s a group of all ages,many of whom come back year afteryear.”Plans are already underway for anew production of The Mikado nextyear; it will be the 25th anniversaryof the company, as well as the 100thanniversary of that particular show.Likewise, 1984 is the 100thanniversary of Princess Ida, whichopened in London at the SavoyTheatre on January 5, 1884. Perhapsin its second century it will come toreceive the kind of attention itdeserves. Certainly this weekend’sperformances will be a step in theright direction.Performances will be on Thursday,Friday, and Saturday, April 5, 6, and7, at 8 p.m., and Sunday, April 8, at 2p.m. Tickets — $8 for an eveningperformances and $4 for the matinee— are available from the TicketCenter in Reynolds Club (962-7300).For information on the Patron’s Gala,call 924-5422 or 962-8068. All proceedswill benefit the Department ofMusic’s various performance groups.PHOTO BY KC MORRISdespite the presence of thepatter-singing King Gama, one ofGilbert’s most comically malevolentcreations, whose sharp wit andincessant insults earn him the hatredof virtualy every living creature on in the characterizations of Ida’s threehulking warrior brothers, whoproudly announce, “On the whole weare not intelligent!” to a solemnmartial melody. But all quibblingaside, Gilbert’s barbs are always ofTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOTHE COLLEGECENTER FOR CURRICULAR THOUGHTOPEN MEETINGS of the PROJECT 1984 TASK FORCESCollege WritingCourse ElectivesCreative ArtsForeign Language StudiesFreshman YearHistorical & Cultural StudiesMathematical & Quantitative StudiesPhysical EducationRegistration & AccreditationSenior YearStudent Research Thursday, April 19, 3:00 pm .... .G-B 428Thursday, April 19, 2:30 pm .... . G-B 414Wednesday, April 11, 3:00 pm .. .G-B 428Friday, April 20,10:30 am G-B 428Wednesday, April 18, 3:00 pm .. .G-B 414Tuesday, April 10, 4:30 pm . G-B 428Thursday, April 19,1:30 pm .... G-B 116Monday, April 16,10:30 am G-B 428Monday, April 9, 3:00 pm . G-B 428Wednesday, April 18, 4:00 pm .. .G-B 428Wednesday, April 18,12:00 pm . G-B 428All interested students and faculty are cordially invited tohear progress reports and to contribute to the deliberationsof the task forces.The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 3, 1984—9The Third StringAmerican League previewAfter a very long and turbulent winter for baseball a new season begins.Baseball’s front office experienced a major shake-up with the elections of newcommissioner Peter Ueberroth and American League president Dr. BobbyBrown. Also, former White Sox great Luis Aparicio was elected to the Hall ofFame, hopefully leading the way for other deserving great defensive players.The main issue around the hot stove league centered around the four K.C.Royals who were jailed after being convicted of attempting to possess cocaine.The players are Willie Aikens, Vida Blue, Jerry Martin, and Willie Wilson. OnlyWilson remains a Royal. The four were sentenced to serve 90 days, and in addi¬tion each one was suspended from baseball for one year with a chance for ap¬peal on May 15. This is part of the new “get-tough” policy implemented by lameduck commissioner Bowie Kuhn.Kuhn decided to take a hard line approach because of the threats drugs pose tomajor league baseball. When the fans buy their tickets this year they will haveto decide if they want their families watching a bunch of drug addicts. Re¬member, drug abuse is the same problem the NBA ignored. Have you checkedout their attendance figures over the last few years?Hopefully the fans will be able to forget the past and come out in full force forthe upcoming season. However, the pennant races in the AL East and West willnot help them forget. It seemed that over the winter the two division winners,Baltimore and Chicago, improved themselves while most of the other teamsremained status quo or worse.Anyway, here are my evaluations of the AL teams in predicted order of fin¬ish.ALEASTBaltimore Orioles — Most experts predicted that without Earl Weaver pull¬ing the strings, the Orioles would not be able to have a mediocre team, thencontend in September with a strong finish. Well, the ’83 squad proved themwrong. Last year the Orioles’ pitching staff was decimated by injuries, and Bal¬timore did not field an everyday outfielder all season, but manager Joe Altobellitook them to the World Series.Cy Young winners Jim Palmer and Mike Flanagan as well as ace relieverTippy Martinez were sidelined with injuries, and righthanded starter DennisMartinez was hampered with an alcohol problem. However, the Orioles pulledtogether and finished with the second best staff in the AL with help from a 22-year old Storm Davis (13-7) and rookie Mike Boddicker (16-8).This year, with the return of Palmer, Flanagan, both Martinez’s, and the addi¬tion of lefty Tom Underwood, the Orioles will open the season with the league’sbest staff.Offensively, the platoon system Altobelli uses led Baltimore to the secondhighest run total in the league, one run behind the Chicago White Sox. Also, MVPCal Ripken, Jr. and Eddie Murray combined to form the most potent 1-2 punchin the league, accounting for 389 runs (RBI plus runs minus home runs). Overthe winter the O’s lineup has not changed and there is no reason to believe thisproduction will not continue.Detroit Tigers — A combination of steady run production and defense willkeep Detroit in the pennant race for most of the season, but lack of depth in thepitching staff, including no lefties or a big stopper in the bullpen, will cost themthe title.Out of the regular starters, six had more than 60 RBI and with the addition ofDarrel Evans at first base the production should not suffer. Shortstop and sec¬ond base, traditionally the weakest offensive positions on a ball club, each hit.320 with a combined 138 RBI, thanks to Alan Trammel and Lou Whitaker.These guys can field too. Last year both Trammell and Whitaker won GoldGloves, and along with Gold Glove catcher Lance Parrish and fleet-footed cen-terfielder Chet Lemon, Detroit is unquestionably the strongest team in themajors up the middle.The Tigers have two solid starters in Jack Morris (20-13) and Dan Petry(19-11), with Milt Wilcox, Juan Berenguer, and Glen Abbott rounding out thestaff. Wilcox has proven he can be a .500 pitcher, but Berenguer’s control hasbeen suspect throughout his career, and can you really expect Abbott to repeatlast year’s performance (2-1,1.93 ERA in the stretch) if he continues to throw 80mph fastballs in Tiger Stadium?The bullpen poses a large questionmark because their ace fireballer, AurelioLopez, saved only two games in September and has been plagued by injuries thelast few years.New York Yankees — For a change, the names have remained the same butthe places are going to be quite different. After deposing Billy Martin for thethird (and let’s hope the last) time, George Steinbrenner has brought in YogiBerra, who so far has reshaped the whole defensive alignment. However, nomatter how much reshuffling Yogi does, the bottom line is finding a replace¬ment for the irreplaceable reliever Rich Gossage.In the major experiment this spring, Dave Righetti, one of the best youngpitchers in baseball, has been sent to the bullpen to fill that gap. Barring anylate trade, Righetti will have to carry most of the load himself. Rifjhetti, with a95 mph fastball, has the stuff to be a stopper, but he will have to adopt a newmental attitude toward the game. If he can overcome his desire to throw an¬other no-hitter, he will do fine.Yogi’s other moves this spring have been moving sore-kneed Ken Griffey tocenterfield, putting Steve Kemp in death valley at Yankee Stadium, and return¬ing Dave Winfield to his original position in right. Also, poor fielding shortstopRoy Smalley has been moved to first. Craig Nettles has been traded, and short¬stop Andre Robertson’s injury is healing slowly, so newcomers Toby Harrahand Tim Foli may be starting at third and short. Butch Wynegar and RickCerone will be platooned behind the plate. This leaves Willie Ranaolph (secondbase) the only player not affected by Yogi’s new plan.This plan lacks any continuity with last year, so it will take a while for theYanks to get going, and if they start too late they may not catch up.Milwaukee Brewers — The Wallbangers will still be knocking down fences,but Harvey Keunn won’t be leading them anymore. I’m sure this is good newsfor you Brewer fans as well as those people with weak stomachs. New skipperRene Lachmann will live up to the title of manager, but he’ll have to be morethan that to win with the Brewers’ battered and aging pitching staff.Despite last year’s decline in run production (891 in ’82, 764 in ’83), theBrewers will have litle trouble scoring runs this year. Cecil Cooper, Ted Sim¬mons, and Robin Yount can knock in between 90 and 120 runs apiece. If BenOglivie gets over nagging injuries that curtailed his production las: year, he toocan drive in close to 100 runs.The Brewers will also give plenty of runs back. Their aces, staiter Pete Vu-kovich and reliever Rollie Fingers, are both coming off season-long injuries andtheir effectiveness this year will be uncertain. Don Sutton and Mike Caldwellhave seen their best years, but will be relied on to pitch well. Their only otherproven starter is Moose Haas (13-3) and he sat out the final month of ’83 with atired arm. The rest of the staff is young and inexperienced.Also, maybe general manager Harry Dalton will open up his purse strings andspring for some soap and razors for the guys.Toronto Blue Jays — Although they had a fine year last season, I'm not sure ifthe league’s leading hitting team (.277) can put it all together again and be more10—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 3,1984 than just a .500 team. The Jays are very young (only three regulars, Buck Mar¬tinez, Ernie Whitt, and Cliff Johnson are over 28) and do have promise for thefuture, but if any of these youngsters doesn’t come through the Jays will havetrouble winning.The starting outfielders, Jesse Barfield, Jorge Bell, and Lloyd Moseby are all24 years old. They all have great potential but if one of them slumps or getsinjured, the Jays have only Dave Collins to help them.In the infield the Jays have no qualified third baseman. Manager Bobby Coxspent most of last season juggling Ranch Mulliniks and Garth Iorg at the hotcorner, and without a healthy Tony Fernandez (injured hand) the only back-upinfielder would be first baseman-outfielder Collins.The pitching staff, as always, will be strong, with Dave Stieb, Luis Leal, andJim Clancy dong most of the work. The bullpen will be reliable now with theadditions of ex-White Sox Dennis Lamp and ex-Mariner Bryan Clark.Boston Red Sox — I’m picking the Red Sox for the sixth instead of last becauseI don’t think a team that has the leaders in all three Trple Crown categoriesshould finish last. Although they have poor defense and pitching problems,players like leftfielder Jim Rice and third baseman Wade Boggs are sure tokeep them out of the basement.Rice, who has averaged over 100 RBI for the last six years, led the league inHR’s while also batting above .300. Boggs, coming off his sophomore season,looks like he can hit .350 as long as he plays in Fenway. After these two super-stars the Red Sox must grasp for talent. Dwight Evans and Tony Armas are theother people the Red Sox must count on, but Evans hit only .238 last year andArmas (35 home runs) batted only .218.In the field the Sox may be more misplaced than the Yankees. Boggs, who ledthe league’s third basemen in errors, should be moved to first to hide his glove.But first is already occupied by displaced second baseman Dave Stapleton. TheSox’ centerfielder, Armas, is also a natural rightfielder.On the mound the Red Sox will rely on youngsters Dennis “Oil Can” Boyd,Mike Brown, Bob Ojeda, and Bruce Hurst. Veteran Dennis Eckersley looks likehe has finally learned a trick pitch and he may have a respectable season.Cleveland Indians — The Indians may finish last but as long as there are twodivisions, one of them being the west (worst?), there is a chance for them tohave a respectable record. The Indians appear to have a weak team overall,with lots of young talent.The Indians have the player some felt should have been rookie of the year lastyear, Julio Franco put up some big numbers offensively and he also played wellat shortstop.The Cleveland roster is mled with young talent like Franco. White Sox andCub reject Pat Tabler has found a home in the Indian outfield. Joining him willbe speedstar Brett Butler, over to Cleveland from Atlanta (for Len Barker,along with 25-year-old third baseman Brook Jacoby). Second-year player NealHeaton will be the team’s number one lefthander. Last year he led the Indians’lefties with 11 wins.,The Indians also have veterans like Bert Blyleven, Andre Thornton, MikeHargrove, and ex-White Sox Tony Bernazard to stabalize the team.AL WESTChicago White Sox — After losing to the Orioles in last year’s AmericanLeague Championship Series, the Sox have decided to stand pat with what gotthem there. It will probably be enough to win the West but it might not be enoughto get them into the World Series.As of now the Sox will start ’84 with no set third baseman and not much tospeak of in the bullpen.Although manager Tony LaRussa says he felt Vance Law had a “gold gloveyear” at third base, LaRussa’s actions speak louder than his words. This springLaRussa has tried everyone but Hanna Gray at third. He’s looked at Art Howe,the ex-Astro who misst i all of last season after elbow surgery, as well as leftyMike Squires. Only a team once owned by Bill Veeck could try a left-handedthird baseman.The starting staff is excellent and improved when Tom Seaver was picked upfrom the Mets as compensation for Lamp. But big games are usually won in thebullpen. This was never more evident than in game four of the ChampionshipSeries, when LaRussa had to stick with starter Britt Burns for that tenth inningpitch to Tito Landrum because there was no one to go to in the pen. The Soxbullpen is shakier than ever since they lost Lamp, the team leader in saves.As it turned out the White Sox strengthened their strong point, starting pitch¬ing, by sacrificing their weak point.California Angels — The second, third, fourth, and fifth place teams should allbe bunched up so close together it is hard to say who will finish where, but onething is for sure; they will all finish far behind the White Sox.I chose California for second place out of respect for their age. The Angelsquad is littered with great players who may be past their prime. Reggie Jack-son, one of the greatest players of the 70’s, is looking for HR .500 and after hegets it he’ll say good-bye. Tommy John’s eight-year old arm has aged rapidlyand he may retire as well.This winter Rod Carew, a .332 lifetimer hitter, found few takers when he wentthe free agent route. The owners became aware that with his .339 average lastyear Carew only accounted for 108 runs compared to 169 for league leading hit¬ter Wade Boggs.Also, Doug Decinces’ aching back and Rick Burleson’s sore shoulder poseproblems in putting together a team that can play 100 games with each other.Even 25 year old Darryl Sconiers has had knee problems which hindered theAngels’ chance to deal him for a pitcher.Texas Rangers — Even if the Rangers get off to a fast start, the 100 degreetemperatures in Arlington will cause them to wilt in July or August.The Rangers led the league in pitching and defense but still couldn’t field a.500 team. This was due in part to their 13th ranked run production.In a move to punch up their offense, the Rangers gave up two of their prizedpitchers, John Butcher and Mike Smithson, for Minnesota’s Gary Ward. Ward,who hit 19 homeruns with 88 RBI’s, led all outfielders in assists with 24 so he willhurt the Rangers’ league leading defense.In addition to Butcher and Smithson, the Rangers lost league ERA leaderRick Honeycutt. However, in exchange for him they got Dave Stewart, a younghardthrowing right you posted a 2.14 with the Rangers over the second half oflast season.With a revived Frank Tanana and veteran knuckleballer Charlie Hough, theRangers staff should be among the best in the American League.Oakland A’s — The A’s have gone from a young, inexperienced team to aveteran club all in one winter.The acquisition of pitchers Bill Caudill, Ray Burris and Ed Farmer, as well assecond baseman Joe Morgan and first baseman Bruce Bochte, give the A’s theexperience they lacked last year when the A’s had a shortstop, second basecombo of Donnie and Tony Phillips that had an average age of 22.Besides the new-found experience, it seems the A’s have found a new All-Starrightfielder. Even in an outfield that has superhuman Rickey Henderson, MikeDavis will shine. The 24 year-old outfielder has great speed with a gun that willmake runners think twice about going from first to third. Last year he hit .275and this should improve if he gets over a tendon injury in his footAlso, lost in the movement toward veterans are young pitchers Chris cor-doroli, Gorman Heimueller and Mike Warren. Warren spun a no-hitter vs. theWhite Sox, yet because of the influx of veterans he might not have a spot on theroster.continued on page elevenPHOTO BY ABA JELAUA*SPOUTS mmmm mmm ■The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 3, 1984—11The Third Stringcontinued from page tenThe veterans might help give the A’s credibility in the short run, but will it beworth the price of losing some valuable youngsters?K.C. Royals — The Royals face the league’s toughest challenge this year. Notonly will they have to produce a winning team, but they must rid themselves ofthe reputation they gained when four of their players were sentenced to jailterms for involvement with drugs.The Royals have already taken the first step by virtually getting rid of theteam associated with last season’s problems. This year only 10 members fromthe 1983 roster will return.Filling out the rest of the roster will be mostly young players who have seenlimited major league action. Second year pitcher Bud Black will be the ace ofthe starting staff and ex-Yankee Steve Balboni, who saw little action with theYankees, will be relied on for offensive production,Dan Quisenberry, the best man out of the bullpen in the American League,might have a tough time finding games to save this year, and veteran GeorgeBrett will try to get over the tar-gate incident that caused his average to drop to.254 over the last two months of the season.Minnesota Twins — Calvin Griffith finally decided to loosen his purse stringsand signed third baseman John Castino and reliever Ron Davis to big money,long-term deals.Maybe this will be the start of something new and the Twins will be able toretain their young stars like Frank Viola, Kent Hrbek and Tom Brunansky. TheTwins have been producing great talent over the years, but due to Griffith’s lackof funds the talent has been sent packing.With hitters like Castino, Hrbek and Brunansky, the Twins will have a potentoffense. Along with these hitters, the Twins have potential stars Jim Eisenreichand Tim Teufel. Eisenreich has been troubled by a nervous disorder throughouthis career and if he can overcome his problem he can hit .300. Teufel is a secondbaseman who last year hit .323 and drove in 100 runs with Toledo in the Interna¬tional League.Even though they play in the Homer-Dome the Twins’ pitchers look verytough. Ken Schrom was 7-2 with a 2.77 ERA at home and he along with Viola,Davis, reliever Len Whitehouse (7-1) and newly acquired Butcher and Smithsongive the {Twins a promising staff.Seattle Mariners — If the Mariners continue their eighty-year long losingstreak, they may not be in Seattle very long. Last year the Mariners drew thelowest average attendance in baseball band the prospect of another last placeclub won’t change that.The Mariners have young talent but some of them should be playing in AA ofAAA. Twenty-year old pitcher Edwin Nunez was 0-4 last year in the big leaguesand needs more minor league seasoning, but he will probably be pushed into thestopper role in the bullpen. Also starter Gene Nelson has proved he is an ade¬quate AAA pitcher but has not shown anything in the majors.Other members of the pitching staff include veteran Jim Beattie and second-year hurler Matt Young. Both Beattie and Young have great stuff but they canonly pitch once every five days.With the acquisitions of Barry Bonnell and Gorman Thomas along with in¬cumbent centerfielder Dave Henderson, the Mariners will have a good outfieldthat must carry them offensively. Thomas should be able to knock at least 30balls out of the Kingdome, and Bonnell has been a consistent .300 hitter through¬out his carrer. Henderson, only 26, has the potential to hit 25 HR’s and drive in 80runs.If these guys don’t come through, the Mariners will be lucky that with divi¬sional play they finish no lower than seventh. 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Call VAS, orChris Gruber at 3734584.)VALUE ADDEDSYSTEMComputer tales, service,supplies, educationauthorized Kaypro dealer1701E. 53rd St.phone: 667-4440on the Del Prado Mezzanine.•.V.V.V.V.V.V.V.VKinney swims to top honorsPHOTO BY KC MORRISBob Dickey, who has moved to the outfield after two years at secondbase, takes his cuts against Aurora College on Saturday. TheMaroons split a doubleheader.Baseball splits with AuroraMartha Kinney earned All-Americanhonors for the second time in her ca¬reer when she placed sixth in the 50-yard free style in the Division IIIWomen’s Swimming nationals in At¬lanta, March 8-10.Kinney entered the competition seed¬ed 13th in the 50-yard free style and20th in the 100-yard free style. Hersixth place performance in the 50 puther in the finals and assured her of All-American status.“It was very competitive,” said Kin¬ney. “Some of the swimmers therecould have swam in Division I.”Kinney also finished 14th in the 100.Her times, 24 seconds in the 50 and 54 inthe 100, meant an improvement of onesecond in each event. Kinney had post¬ed her previous fastest times only aweek before the Nationals.“The 50 and the 100 are bothsprints,” said Kinney, a fourth yearstudent in the College, “so you have25-40 people finishing within one secondof each other. A lot of it is luck.”She qualified for the nationals thisyear with a spectacular performancein the Midwest Conference champion¬ship meet. She broke four conferencerecords and five school records there,while posting the highest individualpoint total at the meet.Kinney made the Nationals as afreshman as well.* * *Kodak has named Gretchen Gates,the leading scorer on the Maroons’women’s varsity basketball team, toits All-District Basketball Team.Gates, who made the Kodak All-Dis¬trict team last year as well, averaged20.7 points per game in 1984-84 to leadall scorers in the Midwest Conference.She shot 57.6 percent from the field,and averaged 10.8 rebounds per game.The position on the All-District squadputs the sophomore center in the run¬ning for Kodak All-American honors.“The five athletes were chosenBy Edward AchuckA fourth place finish in the MidwestConference Championship concludedthe season for the men’s swimmingteam last quarter at Coe College inCedar Rapids, Iowa. The top four fin¬ishers in the nine team Conferencewere Grinnell with 578 points, Coe with368 points, Lake Forest with 231 points,and Chicago with 217 points.The men’s swimming team, in antici¬pation for the Conference meet, pre¬pared all season long by not taperingfor any of their regular season meets.The team chose instead to “swimthrough” the meets to condition them¬selves and wait a few days before Con¬ference to taper and lower times. Al¬though the Chicago team wasprepared, Lake Forest managed tosqueeze past the men’s team to a thirdplace finish by a 14 point margin. “Weswam to the best of our capabilities,and finished where we were supposedto, but Lake Forest had too many highfinishes,” says coach Roger Scott.The smell of Ben Gay, and the sightof shaven bodies and mohawks createdan atmosphere of anticipation and ex¬citement during the three day competi¬tion. Sophomore Everett Lee sparkedthe first points for Chicago by placingfourth in the 400-yard individual med¬ley. He returned to the second day tofinish second and set a new school re¬cord in the 200-yard IM in a time of2:05.88, erasing the old mark set byFrank Bozich in 1982. Lee concluded hisindividual events with a ninth place fin¬ish in the 100-yard breaststroke.Rick Kloos swam to three champion¬ship finals in three events. He placedfourth in the 200-yard IM, fourth in the100-yard backstroke, and fifth in the200-yard backstroke. Diver Duane Can-eva had a successful meet in both div¬ing and swimming events. He placedfirst in the 1-meter required diving,sixth in the 1-meter optional diving,and fifth in the 50-yard freestyle. Seniorcaptain John Hotchkiss, in his lastmeet, placed eighth in the 200-yardfreestyle and ninth in the 500-yardfreestyle.Other point contributors includedAlex Pound, who placed ninth in both through a selection process that in¬volved all women’s basketball coachesat colleges and universities that areWBCA (Women’s Basketball CoachesAssociation) members and are in¬volved at the small college level,” saidNancy Breitenstein, chairperson of theselection committee. The District forthe Illinois area also includes smallcolleges and universities throughoutIowa, Arkansas, Louisiana, and Mis¬souri, and there are eight other dis¬tricts in the country.Other Central District All-Stars in¬clude Carol Johnson of Illinois College,another Midwest Conference school.Johnson led the conference in rebound¬ing with a whopping 16.1 per gamemark, and finished third in the confer¬ence scoring race with 20.1 ppg.Lauri Sankey of Simpson College,Robin Rich of William Penn College,and Denise Boll of Central College,rounded out the squad.* * *The Women’s Advisory Board forAthletics (WABA) announced thatSheila Dugan, Wendy Pietrzak, andNatalie Williams have received EdithBallwebber Prizes for Winter 1984.The Prizes are awarded by theWABA and the Department of PhysicalEducation to women athletes who havecontributed significantly to a varsitysport. The awards committee con¬siders academic progress and finan¬cial need for each candidate.Williams (class of ’85) competes intrack, running the 300 and the 60-yarddashes. She also qualified for nationalsin outdoor track competition lastspring.Dugan and Pietrzak, also third-yearstudents, played basketball thiswinter. Pietrzak started at forward,and Dugan saw plenty of playing timeat the guard position. The two also playvolleyball in the fall and have playedsoftball.the 100-yard freestyle and the 200-yardbutterfly. Doug Cipriano finished sixthin both the 1650-yard freestyle and the200-yard butterfly, and placed eighth inthe 500-yard freestyle. Jonathan Evansplaced 11th in the 100-yard butterfly,9th in the 200-yard backstroke, and 8thin the 200-yard butterfly. Les Brownplaced 11th in both the 100 and 200-yardbackstroke. Mike Ruddat finishedeighth in the 50-yard freestyle, and EdAchuck finished 12th in the 100-yardbutterfly, while Jim Stansbury finishedtwelfth in the 200-yard breaststroke.A weak finish in the relay events hurtthe Chicago team in its race againstLake Forest for third place. Chicagodid not place higher than fifth in any ofits three relay contests. Commentingon the Lake Forest team, coach Scottsays that “they were strongest in theirrelays, and that is where they hurt usmost.” In addition, he feels that “theConference meet was a tough meet andwith a few breaks, we could have beencloser to Lake Forest.”By Tim GoodellThe U. of C. Lacrosse Club began itsspring season with a win yesterday inGalesburg, Illinois by defeating KnoxCollege’s team, 10-7. Chicago led for al¬most the entire game as Nick Sherme-ta and Hugh Birch scored four goalsapiece. Freshman tri-captain TedVoorhees added two goals and NickShermeta and Tim Goodell producedtwo assists apiece to help lock up thevictory. Assists also came from tri¬captain John Herskovitz, Tom Drelles,and Birch.The victory marks the beginning ofwhat will be the team’s toughest sea¬son yet — a season which includesmatch-ups with such Midwest powersas Northwestern, Purdue, and the Uni¬versity of Michigan. According to HeadCoach Scott Jordan, Chicago is readyto face the area’s finest; said Jordan,“We can hold our own against mostteams around...we’ve acquired depththis year and a number of strong, ta- The University of Chicago varsitybaseball team has posted a 1-2 recordsince returning from a “disappointing”Florida trip over spring break.Saturday the Maroons split a double-header against Aurora College at StaggField, winning the opener, 2-1, and los¬ing the nightcap, 10-3. Freshman DougMcNelis limited Aurora to three hits inthe first game to pick up the Maroons’first victory of the season, and DennisWerner led the hitting attack by going3-for-3 with an RBI.Coach Roger Scott commented on hisoutfield’s defensive play in the openinggame. “We lost all three outfieldersfrom last year,” he said, “so we’reusing Bruce Montella (a convertedthird baseman) and Bob Dickey (a con¬verted second baseman).” Bothplayers played well Saturday, accord¬ing to Scott.The team’s other loss’since breakcame against Illinois Tech, by a 7-3score.Scott said that the team’s 0-8 recordon the Florida trip “was disappointingbut almost expected. It’s very disap¬pointing because we didn’t play well.”He added that the Maroons met somereally good schools, and that many ofthe teams had reached the middle ofthe season, whereas Chicago had verylittle game experience this spring. “Wefaced some teams that were, say, 16-4already,” he said.McNelis, freshman Eric Smith, andjunior John Gernon “had the best trip, ”said Scott. Gernon led the team’s hit¬ters while playing first base or leftfield, and Smith and McNelis saw ac¬tion on the mound.The team played better than usualagainst Springhill College in Mobile,AL, despite the 12-2 and 7-1 scores, andreceived some television exposure aswell. They closed the trip againstWright State, a Division II school fromOhio, and lost a twinbill by 2-0 and 6-1lented freshmen.” Two freshmen,Voorhees and Herskovitz, were namedtri-captains, and three others (goalieRob Kenner, defenseman Bill Hutman,and attackman Birch) won starting po¬sitions this spring. Voorhees and Hers¬kovitz start as well.The Knox victory, noted Jordan,proved that the team could function re¬spectably without last year’s topscorer and former All-American BradGlaser. Jordan pointed out, “Lastyear, guys would get the ball and giveit to Brad no matter what — even in adumb situation, they’d give him theball. This year, people are willing to dothe shooting themselves, which is avast improvement.”Chicago’s defense was particularlyimpressive against Knox, allowingonly seven goals (last year’s averageallowance was roughly ten goals agame), most on man-down situations.Jordan, who plays defense, praisedother defensemen, Hutman and tri¬ scores. “We finally came around,”Scott said.Scott said that he is optimistic, “andit’s hard to tell (how much the triphelped) because of the competition.For the caliber that they (Southernteams) are playing, we’re not up totheir capabilities yeL”The trip did allow the team somewarm weather practice, though, and achance to play some games prior to theconference season, which opens April14 with a doubleheader at home againstSt. Norbert College. “Game situationmakes a lot of difference,” said Scott.“It’s kind of difficult starting right out(against teams that have severalgames played already).”The conference season consists ofonly six games (doubleheaders againstNorbert, Lawrence, and Ripon) in theNorthern Division, and 20 games in theSouthern Division. The difference,Scott said, is that the teams in theSouthern Division (mostly from Iowaand southern Illinois) have nobody elsethey can play, so they have to travel toplay other conference schools. Chicagoand the other northern teams benefitby their proximity to more baseballrich areas, allowing them to schedulemore games outside the conferenceand start earlier. In each division of theconference, though, each team canplay only 24 games and six junior var¬sity games, which are essentially prac¬tice games.Scott indicated that pitching willmake the difference in the conference,and he rates all four teams equally,with Lawrence as a slight pre-seasonfavorite of the four. “If John Shimkusand Tom Weber (third-year startingpitchers) come through, we’ll have apretty good season,” he said.The Maroons have two JV games athome this week, as they host Niles Col¬lege on Tuesday and UIC’s JV teamWednesday. Both games start at 3p.m.10-7captain Tom Lee, for “excellent full-field play,” and added that goaliesKenner and Dean Stermer “both madesome incredible saves when it was toolate for the defense to do anything.”Looking ahead to next week, Chicagofaces Purdue’s team on Sunday in theBig Ten Tournament at NorthwesternUniversity. The game will be Chicago’sfirst MCLA (Midwest Club LacrosseAssociation) game ever and will be oneof the toughest of the season. Jordan,however, expresses optimism regard¬ing the match-up. The UCLC’s firsthome game of the season will be heldon April 22 against Michigan’s AlbionCollege.Chicago 10, Knox 7CHICAGO 3 13 3 10KNOX 1123 7Goals — Birch, 4 Shermeta 4, Voor¬hees, 2.Assists — Birch, Drelles, Goodell, 2Herskovitz, Shermeta, 2.Saves — Kenner, 7 Stermer, 4The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 3, 1984—13Swimmers 4th in MCACLacrosse knocks off Knox,SPACEGarret Apt. 4'/2 rooms large master bdrm.smaller study or kid's room very conv. located55th & Cornell Prefer married couple staff orgrad/stud, call 726-3966 leave name & number.$440/mo.4 BED, 2BA condo, rent or purchase. 52nd $725incl heat. 684-5030 bef 9am or eves.CONDO FOR SALE Spacious, beautifullyrenovated 4>/2 room in grt location 1 BR, modkit DR, Oak firs, molded ceilings, no bugs, ex¬cel managmt, low taxes & assmt, $44500, 643-2934.Studio avail. May 1. Quiet grad stud pref.Utilities incl. $250 & $290 Pis leave mess, if noanswer. 241-6875.Can Be 2 OR 3 Bdrm56th & Kimbark, Oak Firs, Sunny Well KeptBldg. Full DR, $60,000. Call 876-3512 OR 947-9432.Fern rmmte to share 2br/2bath, 1600 sq ft apt.E View Pk prefer non-smoker grad stud or pro¬fessional $338 incl heat 288-6518 eve/wknd Aprilrent free.SPACIOUS CONDO. 3br 1V2 ba. Huge lr & mstrbr, wdbng frpl, totally remodeled kitch &baths. Open house Sun 12 5 5525 Blackstone 2885775.Airy Spacious Condo for Sale 2 Bedrooms 2Baths Lakeview Woodparquet Floors Wellmaintained Building Call 947-4048 or 955-4560Lg or Sm BR in 7-rm apt avail, least opt. Mustbe quiet, NON-smoking, and love cats. 9478262.E Hyde Pk Lg deluxe 3 bd 2 b condo fireplacegarage possible financing 493-2179Accepting app. for studios avail beg May 1.Quiet, non-smoking grad stud pref. 241-6875leave mess. 667-5153. 3:00 to 8:00pm.CONDO FOR SALE BY OWNER. Ideal forstudents or faculty. 3 BR 54th & Greenwood onUC mini bus route. Bldg well managed $52,400.241-7208.For Sale By Owner: Spacious One BedroomCondo 3rd fl-very sunny 3 blks to UC Call 9479208IV2 rm lakeside studio avail immed, secure,close to stores, CTA, UC buses, $345/mo 3636986 eve.STUDIO available in JUNE. Large w/newkitch secure bldg Indry 57 & BLKSTN call 241 -7280Sunny furnished studio reasonable rent in¬ cludes all util laundry fac exc loc 5514 S.Blackstone apply in per or call 241-7319PLEASE!!! Sublet my large 4rm apt onEverett $410/mo avail immed! Call MaureenHome 643 5642 work 962-1700Summer Sublet: 5462 S. Woodlawn/2bedroom/Safe building/Dishwasher/Washer &Dryer/Rent negotiable°Call 493-3104ELEGANT 2 BEDROOM CONDOEnd unit, lots of Sun, Lg. rooms and closets,Exposed wood, Levolor blinds, Washer 8.Dryer, Secure parking, 52nd & Greenwood,Avail. July $62,500. Phone Tom 962 7292(D) 6433011.(E)3 BR tri-level in private setting near Lake inBeverly Shores, Ind. 45 min. from U of C by caror train. Basement, C. air. $70,000. Call RenardAt Callahan Realty 219-962-4298.Lg 1 bdrm apt avail June 1 for sum or 1 yr. w/cptg, new ktchn, nt doorman. 53rd & Hyde Pk,$440/mo. 962-7953 (day) 363 6509(eve).SPACE WANTEDSerious, quiet mature grad student seekingspace in apartment with similarly minded per¬sons. Prefer year lease starting summerquarter I need a large room in a place withstorage space Call collect 319-351-7684.Grad Stu seeks room in quiet private home Kitpriv optional Craig M-Sa 5-10 962-9631.FOR SALECokin Special Effects Filters Pro SeriesTwo for One SaleModel Camera 1342 E 55th St. 493-6700AGFA FILM SALE3 rolls Agfachrome 200 reg $25 spec $14.95MODEL CAMERA 1342 E 55th St. 493-6700TRS 100 Portable Computer, 20% off retailprice or best offer, used 2 months. Perfect fornotetaking, weighs 5 lbs. Has 24K memory,software for Basic & wordprocessing. Call BillSterner 962-7172, leave message.HP 41CV like new $160 or best offer 624-314521” Romic racing bike; Campy, Avocet, etc.$500 Call evenings, 955-1136.PEOPLE WANTEDNeed Babysitter for twin girls age 7. 6:30 am to9:00 am Mon - Fri. Ref. Req. 643-5109.Graduate students for occasional babysittingthrough summer. Two nice kids 324-9533.Japenese speaking person for free lance inter¬preter or guide work—students or their TEST YOURSELF. Can you manage your timeproductively? Work 2-4 hrs/wk consistently?Are you success oriented? Self-motivated?Marketing position available on campus. 1 800243 6679.Student Help Wanted. Dog Walker (2 Yorkies).A.M. only or P.M. only or A.M. & P M. MonThru Fri. Salary Negotiable Character Refs.Vic 55th Shore Drive. Call Mon thru Thurs eveaft 8pm 288-6266 daytime call 962-1984 ask forDr. ET.Seeking a warm, responsible adult to care forour active 10-month old, 20 30 hrs/wk; yourhouse or ours. Call 268 0686.MESSENGERAfternoons, 1:30 pm to 6:00 pm, Monday-Friday Deliver, pickup documents,miscellaneous office tasks, relieve on switchboard. Must be familiar with city streets,locations, public transportation. Must havedriver's license. Prefer with car; will payparking and mileage plus salary. Loop location. Call for appointment.337-2400Help Wanted. Must be Photo/video orientedperson, apply in person. Mode! Camera 1342 E.55th.Teacher to begin Sept. '84: Hyde Park UnionChurch Nursery School. Experience and train¬ing preferred. Morning class with possiblep.m. option. For info, call Jane Katch, 363-6063.Experienced Babysitter Wanted to care tortwo small children. One morning a week plusoccasional days and evenings. 324-7890.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955-4417.JAMES Processor/Typist/Editor: 363-0522PRECISION PLUS TYPING IBM WordProcessor Fast accurate service at reasonablerates includes editing. 324 1660.Moving and Hauling. Discount prices to staffand students from $12/hr. With van, or helpersfor trucks. Free cartons delivered N/C Pack¬ing and Loading services. Many other ser¬vices. References. Bill 493 9122.Passport photos while you wait. On Campus.Other photo services available. 962-6263.HYDE PARK PSYCHOTHERAPYASSOCIATES: We work together to offer helpfor a wide range of problems. Most of our offices are in the university area. Answering svc.288-2244.Vspouses preferred, call Sue 363-6214.CAMPUS FILMSDancing Mothers (Herbert Brenon,1926) Dancing Mothers shows whatcould happen in the movies beforethere were official policies regardingthe cinema’s moral tone. Here, JazzAge immorality takes the form of awife and mother who decides to leaveher family and to, in the words of NewJersey R & B poet Southside JohnnyLyon, “trash it up.” Tues., April 3 at7:15 p.m. DOC. $2. (Co-billed withClaudia.) —MKClaudia (Edmund Golding, 1943) Con¬sidering the wonderful performanceshe gives in this classic Forties roman¬tic comedy, it seems little wonder thatDorothy McGuire-mania is currentlyraging on both coasts, and among theEuropean smart set. Here’s yourchance to be on-so-trendy and checkher out. Tues., April 3 at 8:30 p.m.DOC. $2. (co-billed with DancingMothers). -MKShoot the Piano Player (FrancoisTruffaut, 1962) Charlie (Charles Azna-vour) is a noted concert pianist whoruns from his upper-class lifestyleafter his wife dies. He becomes an unk¬nown piano player in an everyday bar.There he encounters Lena (MariaDubois), falls in love with her, butwatches helplessly as le is destroyed.Again Charlie is left ale ;e. “The movie busts out all over — and that’s what’swonderful about it. Comedy, pathos,and tragedy are all scrambledup...Truffaut is freely inventive here —a young director willing to try almostanything.” — Pauline Kael, 5001Nights At The Movies. (A film discus¬sion group will follow the first show¬ing.) Wed., April 4 at 7:30 & 9:30 p.m.International House. $2. —BTAugustine of Hippo (Roberto Rossel¬lini, 1972)Wed., April 4 at 8 p.m. DOC.$2. —MKTo Be or Not To Be (Ernst Lubitsch,1942) In Nazi-occupied Warsaw atroupe of actors (headed by JackBenny and Carole Lombard) becomeinvolved with an Allied agent (RobertStack) and a Polish traitor selling in¬formation on the underground to theGestapo. The title reminds us of Ham¬let’s annoying habit of posing a morti¬fying question, rejoining with doubt, fi¬nally concluding with irony. Behindthis black comedy is the mortifyingquestion of what can be done about to¬talitarian oppression. Some wartimeviewers thought it rude to find thebombing of Warsaw a subject of mirth.But Lubitsch — like Chaplin — was try¬ing to work out an artistic response toHitler. (In both Hamlet and To Be orNot To be the work of actors helps to foil a tyrant.) It takes a capaciousspirit to be able to ridicule, as well asloathe, evenil insanity. Tis film pos¬sesses a genuine sense of urgency lack¬ing in the remake, Hogan's Heroes or,for that matter, Springtime for Hitler.Wed., April 4 at 8:30 p.m. LSF. $2-SM.Early Spring (Yasurijo Ozu, 1956)Thurs., April 5 at 7 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. In¬ternational House. $2 —BTPat and Mike (George Cukor, 1952)Katharine Hepburn. Spencer Tracy.George Cukor. A comedy. A romanticcomedy. A crazy little thing called...aclassic. Thursday, April 5 at 7:15 and 9p.m. DOC. $2. —MKDial M for Murder (Alfred Hitchcock,1954) Auteur critics should love thisfilm. A tired piece of dinner-theatre(by 1954, everyone had heard aboutFrederick Knott’s gimmick-riddenplay) was transformed into an essay onmoral ambiguity. Grace Kelly (Hitch¬cock preferred blonds — the bloodstood out better) is a snivelling strum¬pet who has the bad taste to commitadultery with Bob Cummings. Her vil¬lainous husband, Ray Milland, is easilythe most attractive person in sight.Milland is a former tennis player — agrown-up version of the FarleyGranger character in Strangers on aTrain — whom marraige has taughtsomething profound: if war is the ulti¬mate extension of politics, murder isthe ultimate extension of love. (Psychosays a bit more about this.) The con¬ventional sexual triangle gets a grislytwist. Triangles and rectangles aboundin the mise en scene. (The use of 3-D inoriginal release was the most mon¬strous geometric joke of all.) Most ofthe action takes place in a small draw¬ing room. This unity of location wascute in the play; but Hitchcock’s tech¬nique never allows the viewer to forgetthe cinematic, not dramatic, nature ofthe experience. By all rights, it shouldbe claustraphobic and conventional.Paradoxically, however, the story’sconstraints set the stage for a liberat¬ing and daring film. Thurs., April 5 at8:30 p.m. LSF. $2. —SM.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official student newspaper of the University of Chicago, it i;published twice per week, on Tuesdays and Fridays. The offices of the Maroon are in IdiNoyes Hall, rooms 303 and 304. Phone 962-9555.Anna HupertEditorJeffrey TaylorManaging EditorCliff GrammichNewt EditorMichael ElliottNewt EditorSondra KruegerFeatures Editor Frank LubySports EditorJesse HalvorsenGrey City Journal EditorBrian MulliganGrey City journal EditorArthur U. EllisPhotography EditorKC MorrisPhotography Editor Chris ScottAdvertising ManagerRobin TotmanOffice ManagerJoshua SalisburyBusiness ManagerLinda LeeProduction ManagerCampbell McGrathChicago Literary Review Edito,Associate Editors: Rosemary Blinn, Hilary Tilld^afd Anh^lk Wally DabrowskL Craig Farber, Paul Flood, Tim Good.John Kotz, Mike Kotze, Burt Rosen, Leah Schlesinger, Nathan Schoppa, Bob Travis. TYPING - Experienced Secretary typesReports, Dissertations, Tables - All Material,Grammar Corrected. 1 Day Service MostCases. 667-8657.Babysitting my place graduate wife comfortable comfy house, inexpensive rates call363-8942Typing — fair priced, rush jobs, editing. Alsoby dictaphone/phone dictation. English,French and Hebrew. Call 667-0956.VIDEOTAPE RENTALS VSH onlyAsk about our Introductory SpecialsMODE L CAME RA 1342 E 55thHYDE PARK ACUPRESSURECENTER—call 955-3661. Relax and enjoy thebalancing eftects of Chinese massage. Studentrates available.Roosevelt Univ LSAT GMAT Prep-Loop &Suburbs, Free Sample Class at RU 6:30 LSAT5/17, GMAT 5/16. 341 3660.WEDDING Photography & InvitationsYour Wedding Day should be special. It's atime of gathering and celebration with yourfriends and relatives. Good professional portraiture and documentation of this specialevent lasts forever. Visit with us.The BETTER IMAGE 1344 E. 55th 643-6262We Have The Lowest Airfares To Europe AndAcross America! For Free Color Brochure,Write to: Campus Travel Box 11387 St. Louis,Mo. 63105.Professional Word Processor (IBM) 363-0522.Passport Photos while U wait.Model Camera, 1342 E 55th. 493-6700FAST FRIENDLY TYPING - Resumes,papers, all materials. Pick-up & delivery. Call924 4449.SCENESPresentation of SYSTAT statistical package atValue Added Systems, 1701 E. 53rd. Free.Phone 667 4440 or 373-4584.LOST AND FOUNDCheck Lost and Found in Registrar's Office forlost articles. All unclaimed articles will bedisposed on April 6.PERSONALSARA: Happy birthday! Love, your old Maroonbuddies!!!4TH YEARUNDERGRADUAT E SEarn $4.00 in less that 30 minutes by par¬ticipating in a study on long term memory.Call 962 8859, after lpm.Illll CALINDARIIIITUESDAYMicrobiology Dept: Homologous Recombinationand regulation of DNA into Mamalian Cells. 4pm,CLSC 11th floor.Committee on Arm* Control A Disarmament: Meet¬ing, 7pm, Ida Noyes.Calvert House: Investigation into Catholicism7pm.Crossroads: International Cooking Demonstration.51, 10:00. Beginning Chinese. 7pm.Hillel: Midrash Class, 8pm. Israeli Dance at IdaNoyes, 8pm.DOC: Claudia/Dancing Mothers, 8:30pm, Cobb.52.Center tor Middle Eastern Studies: The Work of AliMabarak, 3pm, Pick 218.WEDNESDAYLSF: To Be or Not To Be, 8:30. $2.DOC: Augustine of Hippo. 8pm, Cobb $2.I-House Film: Shoot the Piano Player, 7:30 A 9:30.12.Hillel: Critical Study of Hebrew Bible, 7:30pm.SSA Elderly Support Program: What Do You WantTo Be When You Grow Old? RC 1st Floor Theater,3pm.Virology Seminar: The Major Epstein-Barr VirusRNA of Transformed Cells, 3pm, CLSC 1117.Women’s Union Meeting, 6:30, Ida Noyes.English & Scottish Country Dance, 8pm, IdaNoyes.Bridge Club, 7pm, Ida Noyes.Pro-Life Association: 7:30pm, Ida Noyes 3rd floor.Rockefeller Chapel: Service of Holy Communion fol¬lowed by Breakfast 8am. Carillon Recital and TowerTour, 12 noon.Hillel: Seder Workshop, 8pm.Hillel: Seder Workshop, 8pm.Center for Middle Eastern Studies: Developments inIranian Tribal Economy and Revolution. 1:30, Pick218.Pathfinders Toastmasters Club, 7:30, Cobb 110.THURSDAYHillel: Advanced Talmud Class, 6:30pm.Lecture: The Holocaust <& Its Deniers: The FightAgainst Historical Revisionism. 7:30pm.Center tor Middle Eastern Studies: European Visionof the Muslim World in the 16th Century, OrientalInstitute, 4pm.Student Spouses Meeting, Ida Noyes, 7pm.Center for the Study of Industrial Societies: The La¬tino Vote in Chicago’s 1983 Primary and GeneralMayoral Election, 12 noon. Wilder House.CAUSE: 7:30pm, Ids Noyes.Music Dept: Princess Ida, 8pm, Mandel Hall. 88.Center for Far Eastern Studies: Warrior Society inAncient China. 3:30pm. JRL 622.Economics Club: Informal social hour, 4:30pm So¬cial Sciences Tea Room, 2nd floor. Refreshments.Career and Placement: American Graduate Schoolof International Management, RC 201.LSF: Dial M for Murder, 8:30pm, 82.DOC: Pat and Mike, 7:16, 9:30. 82.I-House Films: Early Spring, 7:30 A 9:30. 82.14—The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 3, 1984SAVE THE MEDICION 57TH ST.We need dedicated Medici patrons to circulatepetitions and distribute bumper stickers insupport of the Medici on 57th St. Hyde Parkwithout the Medici? If you are interested callDiane at 241-5068HOME COMPUTEROWNERSTraveled abroad with your PC? I'm writing onthe subject; need personal experiences. CallMatt at 962-7680 (days), 288-1911 (evenings).ANXIOUS ABOUT EXAMS?The dean of Students in the College is offering a *workshop for undergraduates who have a pro¬blem with exam anxiety and who would like toresolve it. For more information, contact yourCollege Advisor.FESTIVALCrossroads Spring Festival, Saturday April 7.5621 S. Blackstone. Children's Fair 3-6, International Buffet 4-7, Kasbah Cafe-live entertain¬ment, food & drinks 9-. Auction, Gift ShopCasino and more! $2.00 Adults 50' children.NOT FEELINGAS HOTAS THEWEATHER YET?Has the coming of Spring left you behind in thecold of winter? Is there a problem you thoughtwould go away over break that didn't? Afraidto come out of winter hibernation? If you needsomeone to talk to about whatever's on yourmind, the Hotline is willing to listen. You cancall us seven days a week, 7pm-7am at 753-1777.HEY HOT LEGS!Come to the first Bike Club meeting! 7:00 PM,Tuesday April 3 at Ida Noyes Hall in theMemorial Room. Get your name on the roster,meet other cyclists, and learn about the club. Ifyou have a bike, come!AEROBICS ATI-HOUSETaught by Lisa Douglas beginning immediate¬ly Mondays 6:30-7:20pm Wednesdays andFridays 6:10-7:00pm $15 a quarter per dailyseries More info at 753-2274 or the Program Of¬fice at 1-House 1414 E 59th St Class size limited.WANT TO LEARN TOUSE COMPUTERS?ATTEND THE’ COMPUTATION CENTERCLASSES FOR SPRING QUARTER. TheComputation Center is once again offering aseries of free non-credit seminars and low costnon-credit courses on computing topics for theUniversity community during spring quarter.These classes begin on April 6 and continuethrough May.A schedule and description of these seminarsand courses is available from the Center at thefollowing locations: Usite Business Office(Wieboldt 310), from 9:00 to 4:00, Monday-Friday; Main Business Office (Merriam 164,1313 E. 60th), from 8:30 to 4:30, Monday - Fri¬day at the Staff Office Building (5737 S. Univer¬sity), 8:30 to 5:00, Monday - Friday, Copies ofthe schedule may also be obtained from theSocial Science Advisor in Pick 123, the Pro¬gram Advisor at Usite and the Terminal Atten¬dant at Usite.The seminars offer introductions and overviews to topics of general compufing interest:computer concepts, fundamentals of computing, computerized text processing,microcomputing, and database architecture.Our seminars also discuss how to use specificsoftware on the DEC-20 computers; introduction to the DEC-20's, Edit/Runoff text editingand formatting, SED full screen text editing,Tell-a-graf and Cuechart graphics, NCPcalcspreadsheet, SCSS statistical analysis, andhow to use the DEC-20's as personal computers. Finally, the seminars discuss specificsoftware available on the IBM computersystem: the MVS operating system, Superwylbur, the ACF2 security program, IBM textprocessing (TREATISE, SCRIPT, GML), andSAS/GRAPH.In addition to the seminars we teach a five partcourse on the MUSE word processing systemavailable on the DEC-20's (the fee for thiscourse has been waived for spring quarter) and a six-part course on using SPSSX on theIBM system (the cost is $30.00, which includescomputer time).To register for the MUSE course, call YvonneMcNear at 962-7173. Registration for theSPSSX course is handled at the Usite BusinessOffice in Wieboldt 310. Some of our seminarsalso require phone-in registration; see thecomplete schedule of classes for further information.If you have questions about the classes offered(e.g. content and intended audience) contactthe Center's Educational Coordinator, DonCrabb, at 962-7173 or via DEC-20 MM toSTAFF. DONCRABB.BUCKS FOR BRAINS!People needed for studies on how the twohalves of the brain work. Simple memory andperceptual tasks. Pays cash, Right & lefthanders call 962 8846, 9-5.LONELY OR UPSET?Are you angry about what a friend has toldyou? Mad at your boyfriend or girlfriend forbreaking up? Got something on your mind thatyou don't want a friend to know about? TheHotline is willing to listen. You can call usseven days a week, between 7pm & 7am. 753-1777.$$ RESEARCH SUBJECTSNEEDED $$We pay $160.00 for your parficipafion in a 3week drug preference study. Takes time but noeffort. Involves only common, non-experimental drugs. Evening hours. For fur¬ther information please call 962-3560 between10:30 am and 3pm.ANXIOUS?SEEKING TR EATMENT?Selected volunteers will receive free anxietytreatment at the University Medical Center inreturn for participation in a 3 week evaluationot drug preference. Participants will alsoreceive $60.00 in return for their participationin the evaluation. Involves only commonlyprescribed drugs at therapeutic doses. Call962-3560 for information or to volunteer. MonFri, 10:30am-3:00pm.KASBAH CAFECrossroads, Saturday April 7, 9:00 on. an even¬ing of live entertainment in Middle Eastern at¬mosphere. Music food and drink $2.AMMA (JAPANESE)MASSAGERelax and unwind! Learn to give a basicpressure point massage. Amma, an age oldtechnique of pressure point massage reducestension, combats fatigue and rids the body ofcertain aches and pains. Thursdays startingApril 12. $30 for 5 sessions. Sign up in room 210,Ida Noyes Hall.BALLROOM DANCEAlways popular! Fred & Ginger 101 covers thebasics of Swing, Waltz, Fox Trot, and manymore popular styles. Fred & Giner 102 coversmore complex styles and steps. Mondays star¬ting April 9. $25 for 5 sessions. Sign up in room210, Ida Noyes Hall.PARENTING WORKSHOPThe Chicago Osteopathic Medical Center issponsoring a series of five educationalworkshops designed for parents. Theseworkshops will teach parents techniques thathave been proven effective in strengtheningfamily relationships. Workshops will be held at1000 E. 53rd St. Monday evenings, 6 to 8pm,April 9th through May 7th, A $10 fe*1 is required. To register call 947-4870.KUNDALINI YOGAStrengthen your nerves focus your mind upliftyour spirit Ida Noyes E Lounge Tu & Th 5pm.BLUES HARMONICALearn to play the mouth harp. No musical experience necessary. Thursdays starting April12. $20 for 6 sessions. Sign up in room 210, IdaNoyes Hall.IKEBANA EXHIBITIONStudent Activities presents an exhibition ofIkebana, Japanese flower arrangements, Fri¬ day. April 6 in the North Lounge of ReynoldsClub from noon to 4pm. Pieces on display bystudents of the Ikebana Club and ProfessorIkka Nakashima.NEWHILLELCLASSINTRODUCTION TO CRITICAL STUDY OFTHE HEBREW BIBLE taught by Joel Kamin-sy, U.C. Divinity student, former student atTelshe Yeshiva in Cleveland. Wednesdays,7:30 pm at Hillel House, 5715 Woodlawn.DOIT!Get your act together and bring it to the BlueGargoyle's OPEN STAGE, Wed April 4. Signup at 8:30 pm., start at 9:00. Music mime,whatever. See you at 57th & Univ.AFRO-CARIBBEANDANCELearn the naturally aerobic dance movementsof the Caribbean. Class features live percussion accompanists. Mondays & Wednesdaysstarting April 9. $25 for 12 sessions. Sign up inroom 210, Ida Noyes Hall.GAY AND POLITICALGALA has a speakers group for those interested in presenting Lesbian/Gay issues to awider public. Come to 5615 S. Woodlawn at 8:30Tues to be involved.BRIGHTON BEACHMEMOIRSLast chance to get discount tickets for Thurs¬day, April 5 performance. $15 (a 15°i savings)available in room 210, Ida Noyes Hall.FOTAAll students interested in participating in theFestival of the Arts attend a FOTA meetingThursday, April 5 in room 218, Ida Noyes Hall.IKEBANALearn the art of Japanese flower arrangement.Basic emphasis is placed on linear perfection,color harmony, space, form and naturalismStudent wil! complete and take home an arrangement each week. Thursdays startingApril 12. $20 for 8 sessions ($5 material fee).Sign up in room 210, Ida Noyes Hall.PASUThe first meeting of the Polish-American Student Union this quarter will be on Wed. April 4at 8:00pm in Ida Noyes Library (1st floor).Come and help plan our activities for thisquarter.A CO-OD FRATERNITYis a great place to live Delta U., 5714Woodlawn, is looking for new members. Cheaprooms for summer next year. All interestedare invited to our weekly study breaks, Wed10:30. JAZZ DANCEThis class wil introduce the lively steps of thisdance form. Emphasis will be placed onrhythmic basis of movement accompanied bylive jazz music. Wednesdays & Fridays star¬ting April 11. $50 for 16 sessions. Sign up inroom 210, Ida Noyes Hall.IYENGAR STYLEHATHA YOGAThis spring session will focus on stretching andstrengthening for runners and other athletesIndividualized instruction is provided to eachstudent to help nurture and maintain posturaland muscular balance. Wednesdays startingApril 11. $40 for 8 sessions. Sign up in room 210,Ida Noyes Hall.KAD IMAwill hold its 1st Erev Shabbat Service andPotluck Supper of the quarter this Friday,April 6th 6:00pm, at Ben's and Nancy's 1367 E52nd #1. To sign up, call or drop by Hillel, 5715S. Woodlawn, 752-1127 or call Rebecca, 2888032, or Lori 782 1477.STEP TUTORINGMonthly meeting this Thur, April 5, 7 9pm inIda Noyes Hall. Call 962-9554 for more infoBEGINNINGAEROBIC EXERCISEThis course introduces the student to basicaerobic exercise. Emphasis is placed on proper stretching and placement. Mondays &Wednesdays starting April 9. $25 for 12 sessions. Sign up in room 210, Ida Noyes Hall.SG MEETINGNext Student Government Assemble meetingThursday 4/5 at 7:00pm in Stuart 105.COPYING & PRINTINGHi speed quality Xerox Duplicators geared toStudent/Faculty needs. Low Prices. We'refast. Quant. Disct.Copyworks 5210 S. Harper 288-2233AEROBIC DANCEIncrease coordination and cardiac strengthwhile toning muscles to the turn of popularmusic. Tuesdays & Thursdays starting April10 $35 for 16 sessions. Sign up in room 210, IdaNoyes Hall.BELLY DANCINGThe Yemenite step, figure eight, Nubian walkand more challenging technique will trim andtone your body. All classes will feature MiddleEastern music. Tuesdays starting April 10. $25for 8 sessions. Sign up in room 210, Ida NoyesHall.If you’re a student still in need ofthat special Spring Quarter job:HAVE WE GOT AN OFFER FOR YOU!•Travel •Expense account!•Creative Input! •Varied duties!The Chicago Maroonis looking for new staff members for part-time paid positions.Necessary skills include: experience with newspaper layout andpaste-up, basic office skills (phones, filing, question-answering),ability to work approximately 15 hrs. a week, including somenight work.CALL 962-9555 to set up an interview appointment. PROGRAMMER ANALYSTTwo positions are being created on the staff of theAdministrative Systems Group. One position will includesubstantial involvement in the design, coordination andmodular implementation of a personnel informationsystem for the University. The second will be involvedwith the continued development of executive supportsystems for the senior administrators of the University.Such work typically involves the use of the Model 204database management system, it is expected thatfuture developments will include extensive work orinteractive dialogs.The programmer analyst must be able to work ef¬fectively with non-technical senior administrators, mustbe capable of understanding the issues and problemsfrom the point of view of senior administrators, and mustbe capable of bringing technology to bear on theseissues and problems.Knowledge of TOPS-20, 1022, CSLIB, FORTRAN, MVS,Model 204, SAS, SPSS, as well as experience with thedesign issues of interactive programming would contri¬bute to the candidate’s desirability. College graduateor equivalent education or training preferred, one tothree years of experience as a Jr. Programmer/AnalystII here or comparable experience elsewhere.Position available May 1,1984Contact: Thomas ReepmeyerInformation Systems962-8819The Chicago Maroon—Tuesday, April 3, 1984—15Wina tripfortwo toCancun, Mexico!Join in our1st Anniversarycelebrationat El LugarEnjoy free airfare and 3 nightslodging (four days) for twosunny, delightful Cancun,Mexico. It’s a dream vacation!Receive a complimentary treat...when you celebrate our 1st year of servingauthentic Mexican food by buying any of ourdelicious dinners, platters, or combination plates.CARRY OUT OR DINE IN ON PIPING HOT PLATTERSEnter as often as you like. Use the attached entry form. Formsalso available upon request at El Lugar. No purchase necessaryto enter. You must be 18 years or older to win. Employees of ElLugar, Morry’s Deli, Inc. and their families are not eligible towin. Drawing for the trip for two to Cancun, Mexico will be heldSunday, August 19, 1984 at 8 pm. You need not be present to win.Trip must be taken by Septmember 30, 1984. El Lugar reservesthe right to use winner’s name and photo in subsequent promo¬tional materials.COME IN AND ENTER AS OFTEN AS YOU WISH!i 11 wish to enter the EL LUGAR 1 st Anniversarydrawing for a trip for two to Cancun Mexico.I have read the rules of the contest and agreeto abide by them.NAMEADDRESSCITY STATEPHONE ZIP Come to El Lugar for“simply great tasting Mexican food! ”Choose from our extensive menu.BISTEC RANCHERO (Ranch Style Steak) $5.25BISTEC A LA MEXICANA (Mexican Style Steak) $3.95CARNE DE POLLO EN MOLE (Chicken in special sauce) $3.19ARROZ CON POLLO (Chicken with rice) $2.95PESCADO DEL DIA A LA VERACRUZANA(Fish of the day, Veracruz style) $4.99HUEVOS RANCHEROS (Ranch Style Eggs) $1.99TACOS (with shredded beef, diced chicken, pork or chorizo) ... single $1.19 platter $3.95ENCHILADAS (cheese, beef or chicken) single $1.29 platter $3.99TOSTADAS (beans and chorizo, chicken or beef) single $1.29 platter $3.99BURRITOS single $2.49 with rice and beans $2.99FLAUTAS (beef or chicken) single $1.19 platter $3.95TAMALES single 79C platter $2.89COMBINATION PLATES:THE ORIGINAL(beef taco, cheese enchilada, chorizo and bean tostada with rice and beans) $4.19THE VEGETARIAN(guacamole taco, cheese enchilada, bean tostada with rice and beans) $4.19THE EL LUGAR(chicken taco, pork enchilada, beef tostada with rice and beans) $4.29GAZPACHO (cold vegetable soup) 69c & 90CSOPA DE TORTILLA (chicken-tortilla soup) 69C & 90CFIDEO (noodles with chicken and tomato sauce) 69C & 85CTORTILLAS (flour or com).. 3 for 39C GUACAMOLE $1.55 & $2.39CHILI CON CARNE $1.49 REFRIED BEANS 69cSPANISH RICE 69C GUACAMOLE SALAD $2.95NACHOS $2.69 TACO SALAD $3.29LliaMEXICAN EATERY1603 East 55th Street * 684-6514OPEN MONDAY THRU SATURDAY, 11 A.M. TO 9 P.M., SUNDAYS 3 TO 8 P.M. A^jjtfnsi*.-'furttiftmlihiiiii