Grey City JournalTHANK JAH IT’S VIDEOGCJ centerspread InterviewShirley Williams:Britain’s rebel moderatepage fiveThe Chicago MaroonVolume 92, No. 8 The Chicago Maroon ©Copyright 1982 The University of Chicago Friday, October 1, 1982Parents sue UCHCfor boy’s deathBy Margo HablutzelThe University of Chicago Hospi¬tals and Clinics (UCHC) have beencharged with wrongful death andbattery in a civil complaint madeby the parents of Daniel Burtin, aseriously asthmatic 14-year-oldGary boy who died in Wyler Chil¬dren’s Hospital in 1978.Barry Goldberg, attorney forDaniel’s parents, Walter and Sam-mie Burtin, said that he will showthat personnel at the LaRabidaChildren’s Hospital, also part ofUCHC, performed experimentaltests on Daniel and gave him drugswhich caused him to suffer severeheadaches, convulsions, ^pd a de¬terioration of his condition. Gold¬berg also plans to show that Wylerpersonnel informed Daniel’sparents that he was dead on Mar.29, 1978, then informed them thenext day that he was alive, andthat Daniel’s respirator was shutoff while he was still alive andwithout his parents’ consent. Dan¬iel was pronounced dead duringthe evening of Mar. 30.Attorneys for the hospitals,Harold Jacobsen and John Cassi-day, said that the care Daniel Bur¬tin received was “more than rea¬sonable,” according to a ChicagoTribune article, and Jacobsennoted that the Burtins had not be¬fore sought medical help for theirson. Cassiday said that Danielweighed just 62 pounds at his deathand was more like a 10-year-oldthan a 14-year-old because of hisasthma. At the time of his hospital¬ization his condition was so bad “it could not be reversed,” Cassidaysaid. He also said that the staff atLaRabida and Wyler had followedan “ultraconservative” plan oftreatment for the boy.Cassiday said that by Mar. 29,1978, Daniel Burtin had lost allbrain functions as a result of respi¬ratory arrest, adding “The remo¬val of the ventilator on March 30 nolonger affected this boy...he wasalready dead.” Both he and Jacob¬sen pointed out that loss of brainfunctions is taken as an indicationof death., *.The trial began on Wednesday,Sept. 29, in Cook County CircuitCourt, and is expected to take sev¬eral weeks. Judge Walter J.Kowalski, in whose courtroom a 12-person jury is hearing the case,has issued an injunction prevent¬ing both sides from making state¬ment or talking to the news mediaabout the case. PHOTO BY DAN BRESLAUWoman from the department of Human Services helps evicted tenant April Olds find a new resi¬dence. Olds’ possessions were removed from her former apartment at 61st and Woodlawn andplaced on the apartment building lawn by the county sheriff.Housing co-op tenants evicted as conflictswith Covenantal Community board intensifyDir PaKivi Virlr oi itt At m. : j o a or* t f_ o a 1 j—j Cnvpnantal fommiinitv KnarrtBy Robin Kirkand William RauchThe eviction of two tenants fromthe Covenantal Community of theUniversity Church (CCUC) build¬ing at 6103 S. Woodlawn Ave. hasadded new fuel to the rental dis¬pute which began in January ofthis year.Residents April Olds, DianeDurante, and their families wereevicted by Cook County Deputy Sheriff A1 Nurriden Sept. 29 fornon-payment of rent. Both Oldsand Durante said they have heldtheir rents in escrow since Januaryin protest of living conditions in theUniversity Church-affiliatedapartment building.Olds claimed that she receivedno eviction notice after her lawyer,Michael Smith, signed a courtorder June 15 with the ConvenantalCommunity saying she would va-Columbia U scientist to headUniversity Medical CenterBy Steve ShandorPresident Hanna Gray an¬nounced the appointment of Dr.Donald West King of ColumbiaUniversity to the office ofvice-president of the University’sMedical Center and dean of the Bi¬ological Sciences Division andPritzker School of Medicine.In announcing the appointment,Gray said, “Donald King is an emi¬nent physician-scientist who hasalso distinguished himself as anadministrator. We are delighted(that he is joining us to provideleadership to our biomedical enter¬prise and to continue our commit¬ment to excellence in teaching,training, research and treat¬ment.”Beginning Jan. 1, 1983, King willoccupy the offices of vice-presidentand dean held since 1977 by RobertUretz, who will return to teachingand research full-time as theRalph W. Gerard Professor in thedepartment of biophysics and theo¬retical biology. Dr. King is the Delafield Profes¬sor and chairman of the depart¬ment of pathology at Columbia’sCollege of Physicians and Sur¬geons. He is also director of labora¬tories at Presbyterian Hospital inNew York. He is now heading a Na¬tional Institutes of Health projecton cellular aging.After receiving his MD fromSyracuse Universe .n 1949, Kingserved his internship and resi¬dency at Columbia’s PresbyterianDonald West King Hospital. King was a postdoctoralfellow in biochemistry at the Uni¬versity of Chicago and in chemistyat the Carlsberg Laboratory in Co¬penhagen. King has taught at theYale University of Medicine andwas Chairman of the University ofColorado’s Pathology 'Departmentbefore returning to Columbia in1967.As vice-president of the U of CMedical Center, King will be incharge of Billings, Chicago Lying-in, Wyler Children’s Hospital, andthe Surgery-Brain Research Pavil¬ion. He will also have responsibili¬ty for the new 468-bed replacementhospital, scheduled for completionnext fall.As dean of the BiologicalSciences Division and PritzkerSchool of Medicine, King will over¬see the continuing relationship be¬tween the running of the MedicalCenter and the academic researchwhich goes on there.Neither King, who is visiting theU of C this week, nor Uretz couldbe reached for comment. cate the premises Sept. 1. Olds saidthat she has been looking for anapartment since signing the orderbut has not found a suitable homefor herself and her two daughters,ages one and two.“I found one apartment nearhere but it had rats and I can’traise my children there,” she said.“I tried to contact Leon Dupres,the Convenantal Community’s law¬yer, to have more time but Icouldn’t get him. We have no placeto go.”Durante, who was not availablefor comment, i^also without anapartment.Another resident of the buildingwho was cited in the eviction orderdid succeed in contacting Dupresfor an extension. Resident GregWalker said Nurridin told him hehad one more day before eviction ifhe and his family did not vacatethe premises.“He said he was coming back forme tomorrow,” said Walker. “1have no place to go. This is justwrong, we are human people andwe don’t deserve this kind of treat¬ment.”Originally, four tenants were in¬volved in the rent strike which cul¬minated in Wednesday’s evictions.The tenants. Olds, Durante.Walker, and William Penn, wholeft in June said that members ofthe Covenantal Community havemisled residents about the “co-op”structure of their rental agree¬ments. They have also chargedthat their labor has been exploitedin the renovation of the once run¬down dwelling.Their complaints revolve aroundthe somewhat complex verbalagreement made between tenantsand formal members of the co-op.Pat Wilcoxen, president of the Covenantal Community Board,said that the tenants and the co-opmembers met in a group meetingat the beginning of their residenceto discuss member and tenant re¬sponsibilities.From that point on, versions otthe co-op story differ. The rentstrikers said they were promisedmembership in the co-op after put¬ting in “sweat equity” on theirapartments. This equity, they said,would be earned by repairing andrenovating the apartment build¬ing, which had been abandoned forseveral years before the CCUCpurchased it last yearWalker explained that after hemade the agreement and movedin,' conditions in the apartmentrapidly deteriorated.“This building is a fire hazard Ican't plus in two applicances at atime or I’ll blow a fuse. And I don’tknow how to fix things — I neverlearned so I do the best I can.”Olds voiced similar complaintsabout living conditions, especially-regarding the lead paint used onher walls.“My oldest daughter has a certi¬fied case of lead poisoning. 1 tookher to the doctor and they diag¬nosed it right there,” she said.David Rogers, a current tenantof the building who supports therent strikers, said that co-opmembers are making “sweet¬heart” deals with each other.“They’ve given all their friendsequity, but because w-e don’t wantto go to their potlucks, to theirchurch meetings, they're not goingto deal with us in the same vein.”Continued on page sixThe one care packagethat's two-semesters long.It's here. A care package thatdoesn't leave a mess, is great foryour teeth and lasts for the wholeschool year. 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The Universi¬ty, which operates the laboratory for theDepartment of Energy (DOE), received thegrant through the NEA’s Art in PublicPlaces Program. It is the first time a nation¬al laboratory has been the beneficiary ofsuch a grant.The remaining $36,000 was raised throughcontributions from private citizens, cor¬porations, and Argonne and DOE employ¬ees.Bunion brainstormPodiatrists at the University of ChicagoMedical Center have developed a new pro¬cedure combining metallurgical techniques,engineering skills and computer technologywhich enables patients undergoing surgeryfor painful bunions to be back on their feetwithin 24 hours. Instead of the usual wiresand pins, the podiatrists use stainless steelscrews to correct the misaligned bone underthe first toe joint which causes the fluid-filled swelling commonly referred to as bun¬ion.The surgery is often performed on an out¬patient basis using a local anesthetic. Pa¬tients are able to leave the hospital on thesame day.According to Dr. Charles Gudas, directorof the Bunion Clinic at the medical center, patients regain 70 percent of the normalrange of motion in their first toe in less than24 hours. However, a full year is requiredbefore feet return to normal and patientsare able to wear any type of shoe or partici¬pate in athletics without pain or swelling.U of C surgeons developed this new bunionsurgery based on techniques used in Swit¬zerland for healing bone fractures.Bicyclist hits carA Hyde Park bicyclist collided with anopening car door yesterday at about 8:45a.m. at the corner of 58th St. and WoodlawnAve. Andrew Drake, 15, was riding along theside of Woodlawn Ave. when a motoristopened a car door in front of him. Drake hitthe door and fell into the street. An acquaint¬ance of the youth who witnessed the acci¬dent called Drake’s parents while other wit¬nesses summoned the Fire Dept,ambulance. 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UNIVERSITY288-23114—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 1, 1982InterviewShirley Williams: Great Britain’s rebel moderateBy David BrooksShirley Williams, member of Parliament,co-founder of the Social Democratic Party(SDP) and this year’s Albert Pick Lectureron International Issues spoke with theMaroon yesterday afternoon in PresidentHanna Gray’s home. She was forthright, ar¬ticulate and provocative, without the super¬ficial gloss one usually finds on Americanpoliticians.On March 9, 1981, Williams and threeother leaders of the moderate wing of theLabor Party broke from that organizationand formed the centrist SDP. Immediately,a Gallup poll identified them as the mostpopular party in Great Britain and Williamsas the most popular member of that party.In the year that followed, the SDP coalitionwith the Liberal Party has had several suc¬cesses challenging the Labor Party in Par¬liamentary elections.With unrest against Prime MinisterThatcher growing daily, Williams and herparty appear on the verge of becoming apowerful new force in Western politics.This interview focused on the similaritiesbetween the United States and Great Britainin areas such as economics, political organi¬zations, social reactions to unemploymentand women’s rights.Maroon: Today’s lecture entitled, “Unem¬ployment: The Economic Crisis of theWest,” seems to imply that the economic fu¬tures of the Western nations are inter¬twined. That the US and Great Britain arevery interdependent...Williams: I don’t mean to say we are com¬pletely interdependent. The United "Stateswould still thrash on if Great Britain were togo under the waves. But I think it's fair tosay that the economic tale which is unfold¬ing in the United States has been going onfor about three years in Great Britain.W’hat’s happened to us is going to happen toyou because both our leaders adhere to thesame philosophy, namely that associatedwith the University of Chicago, mone¬tarism. And I think the area in which Britainis most prophetic is that if the West goesback to mass unemployment, the idea ofWestern democracy will lose its appeal tolarge sectors of the population, the youngergeneration in particular.Maroon: So the causes of unemployment inboth nations are basically the same.Williams: That is certainly true in that ourinstitutions reflect the 19th century indus¬trialization and not the coming century,which is what I’m going to talk about. Butover and above that, the economic policiespursued by our governments are very, verysimilar.Maroon: So the ascents of Thatcher andReagan are responses to the same sort offrustrations felt by citizens in Britain andUS.Williams: Sure. They’re responding to thesame sorts of frustrations in the same sortsof ways, with the same sorts of budgets withthe same sorts of economists. I guess I’m aneo-Keynesean, though I’m not sure I’mcompletely happy with all that goes alongwith that.Maroon: Why do you suppose France hasgone the other way?Williams: France remained a very mixedeconomy under the very strong influence ofwhat were then described as Keynesian phi¬losophers. I think the trouble with France isthat in a world as interdependent as oursnow is, you can’t go out on your own. OnceFrance began to look for reflation, then ev¬erything depended on the amount of confi¬dence in the franc. And it didn’t get muchconfidence from US and British and Ger¬man banks, who were used to a quite dif¬ferent approach.That doesn’t mean France is wrong. Idon’t think France is completely wrong. ButI think she tried to run it on her own with therest of the football team on the other side.Maroon: Do you think that the same forceswhich moved our countries to the rightmoved your old labor party to the left?Williams: Yes. Sure. Everything has grownmuch more polarized, and it will probablyhappen in the States as well. As the rightgoes right, the left goes left.Maroon: People have described the Repub¬lican and Democratic parties as standing ona dime on the fifty yard line of a 100-vard long football field. Will this continue to betrue?Williams: I think that was certainly trueduring the Eisenhower years. I think thatwas probably true up until President John¬son. Johnson took a step left of that dime.The Great Society probably narrowed in¬comes in the states more than any other eraunder any other president since Roosevelt. Ithink President Reagan has gone in the op¬posite direction.Maroon: You don’t blame, as Reagan does,the Great Society programs for the econom¬ic crises we are going through today.Williams: No. Certainly not. There aresome contributory factors. I think I’m open-minded enough to say that we learned thingsfrom it. One was that it easily gets toobureaucratic, it helps more of those whowork for it than who work under it. And sec¬ond I think its fair to say that the level ofpensions, which were indexed, may havebeen more than an economy which is notgrowing can sustain. But these are not themajor causes of our problems. After all,only the United States experienced theGreat Society. So, by definition, to say thatspending helped cause this unemploymentis simplistic.Maroon: Can England rebound if the UnitedStates doesn’t?Williams: Not easily. A lot of it depends oninterest rates and as you know, there is agreat deal of concern in the European com¬munity about American interest rates. AndI notice from the latest figures, they’re notreally expected to fall.Another big problem is that the atmo¬sphere in which to conduct policy, for exam¬ple, cash negotiation internationally — whatto do with third world nations; what to do atthe Cancun summit — is that though theUnited States isn’t as important as much asshe was in the fifties or sixties, she is stillthe largest single nation. That is to say, ifyou can’t get the United States to move withyou it’s very difficult to move.Maroon: Let me read you a quotation byChristopher Bertram, the director of the In¬ternational Institute for Strategic Studies.He wrote, “When the (British) governmenthas finished administering its bitter medi¬cine — whether it works or not — this will bea different country. My fear is that it’s goingto be a country that is more anti-American.More anti-European. More insular.” Do youagree with him?Williams: Yes. Let me take it, bit by bit.Anti-American. No, to be fair, not becauseof the Thatcher government, but because ofthe extent to which the European communi¬ty is getting its act together. It’s got nothingto do with subjective factors. It’s just that the European community is as powerful ineconomic terms and population size as theUnited States and this is bound to lead togreater autonomy. And as you know this hasalready shown itself in the Middle-Easternsituation, with Europe’s support of Resolu¬tion 242 and its commitment to a Palestinianstate.On the second bit, Britain will be less Eu¬ropean, because the Thatcher governmentis an anti-European government. It’s ratherisolationist. Mrs. Thatcher would certainlysay she is the best friend the United Stateshas in Europe. And since I happen to feelthat the United States will find the SocialDemocratic government in Germany muchless appealing than it thinks at the momentshe might be right.Maroon: So Reagan’s pipeline policy towardEurope is sheer presumptuousness?Williams: We, actually, were least upsetabout it. We just have a businessman’s gov¬ernment; we signed the contracts so we’llfollow through. There was some sympathyin the present government for Reagan’s po¬sition. But that doesn’t apply to the rest ofEurope. Western Europe thought that theassumptions were very haphazard. Theycame out after the contracts were signed,which is not a very good time to make such adeclaration. I have some sympathy with theUS administration. I would feel alarmed bythe amount of energy Western Europe willbe relying on from the Soviet bloc. I under¬stand that fear by the administration and Ithink they had a good case. But it wasmucked up by the handling. And I think thereason for that, as you probably remember,is that Haig was ill-disposed toward sanc¬tions toward European countries. It wasonly after he left, that very quickly the ad¬ministration announced that it would laydown sanctions. It’s one thing to ask a gov¬ernment to not sign a contract; it’s quite an¬other to ask it not to fulfill one it’s alreadysigned.Maroon: You mentioned earlier that theevents in Britain are almost foreshadowingwhat's likely to happen here. On a largerhistorical scale, do you think its generallytrue that Great Britain has been quicker torespond to economic circumstances?Williams: Absolutely not. The United Statescame up with the New Deal when we hadnothing of that sort. And the famous Mar¬shal Plan showed an amazing amount ofprescience. I’m very much an internation¬alist. It’s important to look around and seewho’s developing good ideas. I think at themoment, though, your country and mine arejust sunk in a rather unfortunate position.Maroon: Focusing on your own experienceand on your own party, do you think some¬ thing like that could happen here?Williams: It happened here in a smallway.Maroon: With Anderson?Williams: Yes, with Anderson. But Ander¬son had no philosophy. He was just the littleguy fighting against the not very popular bigguys. We’ve developed some extremely de¬tailed policies so we are much more of aparty. But then, Europe has much more of aparty-oriented system than the UnitedStates.Maroon: You four, who broke off to form theSDP, were already leaders of an establishedparty...Williams: Leaders of a faction of a party.Maroon: Yes. Anderson obviously didn'thave that advantage. Do you see anybodywho does have it?Williams: I’m fascinated by US politics.And I think what’s most puzzling is what’sgoing to happen to the existing parties. Ithink the Republican Party is going to stickwdth Reagan as long as he can last, chron¬ologically. And if he can’t then they’ll gowith somebody very much like him, possiblyBush.I think in the case of the DemocraticParty, it's a very fascinating question as towhat they’re going to do. Obviously Ken¬nedy is climbing up the charts but I tnink hehas got that fundamental problem of accept¬ability and he won’t overcome it.I think what will be very interesting iswhat will happen to the Democratic Partyas it either re-invents the Great Society ofthe sixties, which was very successful, andpicks up the coalition of labor and ethnicurban groups again, or whether it begins tomove in a different direction which I think isthe direction of Gary Hart and so on, withemphasis on decentralization and what wein Europe call environmental mini-move¬ments.In fact, that book Paul Tsongas wrotefrom here. You might take a look at it. It'squite a good book. I think it could be moreaudible. You could move outward touches ofJerry Brown when it comes to environmen¬tal movements and such. There are bits ofUS policy that are beginning to look quitelike ours (in the SDP). The phrase that I useis: "not a welfare state, which is what theReagan, Thatcher people use. nor the pro¬viding welfare state, but the enablingstate.By that what we really mean is that youdecentralize a lot more but you use statepower and state money to help support localmutual support and community groups.Maroon: That will work a lot better, youthink, in a smaller country than here?Williams: Oh. yes. It's the only way to do itin a country that's already a welfare state,when you’ve got business tied to govern¬ment. You’ve got to massively debureaucra-tize it.Maroon: And you think it will also work in anation that is not a welfare state0Williams: In the US?Maroon. Yes.Williams: Oh, sure. You've got to do it right.The great mistake they made during theGreat Society was that everything washanded down from on high by the state, andit was politicized. The federal governmentgave money to the states and they gave itout to the groups who must supported thempolitically. It might be the Urban League inone place and somebody else in anotherWell, that's just not the way to do it.Maroon: I guess the Social Security systemthat Atlee founded in Britain has provided apretty good cushion for the unemployed.Still, how frustrated are they?Williams: You’ve pdt your finger on it verywell. The psychological effects of unemploy¬ment are very great. The benefit system hasadequately bought off what could have beena revolution. When the riots happened lastyear, and they weren’t very serious riots,like Watts — nobody was killed — the poundskidded on the stock exchange and, ofcourse, the same happened to the dollarafter Watts. People live in a very insulatedworld where they think they can go on pur¬suing monetary policies that lead to greaterunemployment, and then go on and sit backand hope nobody riots, and it’s just ruthless.And it happens. I think, because we divorceeconomics from politics.Continued on page 33The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 1,1982—5NewsConflicts intensify as tenants evicted from housingContinued from page oneRogers echoed Olds' and Walker’s state¬ments of exploitation and added that, “Wehave been utilized and brutalized by this co-lonialization. This is an issue of the credibili¬ty and dignity of people.”Olds acknowledged receiving a privateletter from lawyer Dupres reminding her ofthe eviction deadline, but added that she hadno formal letter of eviction from theSheriff’s office. Sources at the office, howev¬er, say that a letter was sent Sept. 3 throughthe regular mails. After receiving a letter, afamily must expect to be evicted any timeafter 24 hours.Some of the other charges levelled at theco-op board include tampering with themails, media suppression of tenant com¬plaints, and willful exploitation of labor withthe goal of moving in more affluent tenants.The rent rates were apparently not anissue.Speaking for CCUC, Wilcoxen flatly de¬nied that any sweat equity was ever offeredto any of the tenants.“Our goal was to try to create housing. Weoffered these tenants verbally several con¬ditions. One of these conditions was thatthey contribute minor repairs and six hoursof janitorial work per month, in addition torent.”Wilcoxen stated that the tenants were toldthat they could apply for membership in theco-op after one year of satisfactory resi¬dence. Their applications were to be re¬viewed by the board. All renovation andmajor repairs were to be completed by theco-op maintenance staff, made up of co-opmembers.“All they had to do was file the complaintswith the staff,” said Wilcoxen. “We nevergot any complaints about electricity orwater or heat from any of these people. Itwas not their responsibility to do major re¬pairs.”The co-op responded to the rent strikethrough the courts because they felt thatBy William RauchThe University of Chicago’s chemistry,physics, mathematics, geophysics, and sta¬tistics departments are among the top 10 re¬spectively in the country, according to a re¬port published by four academic groups onsix scientific fields.The rankings were based on a survey of1155 math and science professors, accordingto the Chicago TribuneThe Tribune reported that the quality ofeach department was rated on a scale of 0 to5, with 4 meaning “strong” and 5 “distin¬guished.” This figure was converted to ascale of 1 to 99, with 50 representing theaverage for the 50 institutions rated.U of C earned ratings of 4.4 and 69 inchemistry, 4.6 and 70 in physics, 4.8 and 71 inmath, 4.3 and 66 in geosciences, and 4.7 andLow 1C faresBy William RauchThe Illinois Central (IC) fare reductionexperiment, scheduled to end last month,has been extended through February of 1983by the directors of the Regional Transporta¬tion Authority (RTA). The fare was reducedfrom $2.15 to $1.35 last March.The experiment was undertaken in orderto reduce overcrowding on the No. 6 Chica¬go Transit (CTA) Jeffery Express buswhich runs from South Shore and HydePark to the Loop. The fare cut applies toriders from South Shore, Hyde Park, SouthChicago and Chatham to downtown.Fifth Ward Alderman Lawrence Bloomsaid that the experiment was extended be¬cause the RTA was losing less money on thefar cut than it had expected. He said thatthe shutdown of the Jackson Park el sta¬tions on 63rd St. also contributed to the deci¬sion to keep fares down.Bloom said that there is “a good chance”that the fares will remain permanently low,especially if the number of riders on the Jef¬fery Express goes down. One of the goals ofthe experiment was that bus riders wouldchange over to the IC, enabling the CTA to there was no communication any more be¬tween co-op members and the strikers.“We could no longer provide free housingbecause people were not paying rent or con¬tributing to maintenance. We took them onfaith...they had an uncooperative attitude70 in statistics-biostatistics. These ratingswere good for ninth place in chemistry, sev¬enth in physics, fourth in math, fifth in geo¬science, and third in statistics-biostatistics.The groups publishing the report were theAmerican Council of Learned Societies, theAmerican Council on Education, the SocialServices Research Council and the NationalResearch Council. The two year report cost$500,000 and was funded by the Mellon,Ford, and Sloan Foundations, the NationalInstitutes of Health, the National ScienceFoundation and the National Academy ofSciences.The California Institute of Technologywas ranked first in chemistry, physics, andgeosciences. The other top-rated schoolswere Princeton in math, Stanford in com-extendedreduce bus service and thereby offset someof the losses resulting from the fare de¬crease. Bloom said that ridership on the No.6 is “about the same” but that reducing No.6 service by one bus would compensate forthe ID fare losses.Richard Gill, a spokesman for the SouthEast Chicago Transportation Task Force,said, “The RTA board was convinced thatthe increase in ridership warranted exten¬sion.” He said that the new IC riders wereriders on the Jeffrey Express.Gill said that IC ridership had increased57 percent compared to last February, themonth before the experiment began. Gilltold the Maroon in April that he thought thatthe February figures were higher thanusual because of the severity of the lastwinter.Gill said that he hoped the fares wouldstay down after the experiment had ended.He said that the success of the experimentdepends on “whether ridership will in¬crease to convince the RTA.” During thesummer, he said, ridership continued to in¬crease. He said that ridership usually de¬clines during those months. and did not communicate.”Henry Hines, a founding member of theco-op and a member of the maintenancestaff, said that his effo ts to repair and ren¬ovate some of the apartments were actuallyprevented by residents.puter science, and Berkeley in statistics-biostatistics.According to Tribune, reports on doctoralprograms in humanities, engineering, bio¬logical sciences, social science, and behav¬ioral science “will be issued in comingmonths.”Crime updateBy Robin KirkA brief overview of summer progress oncriminal cases which originated in HydePark shows the expected: most of the caseswhich got to court before the end of Springquarter remain there and two murders arestill unsolved.The Fern Jordan murder has baffled po¬lice for over five months. Jordan, 58, of 5440S. Kimbark Ave., was found bludgeoned todeath in her bathroom Apr. 15.Police suspect Jordan knew her attackerbecause her door was locked when officers,alerted by worried co-workers, arrived inthe moring to investigate. Detective AllenSzudarski of the Area One Violent CrimesUnit says that officers are actively pursuingthe case but have come up against sometemporarily insurmountable obstacles.Jordan’s family is continuing to offer areward for the arrest and conviction of themurderer. Michael Murphy, director of theSouth East Chicago Commission (SECC),said recently that the family was consider¬ing an increase from $5,000 to $10,000.“This case is baffling to us,” said Murphy,“but an increase in the reward amountmight be a factor which solves the case.”The murder of Carol Cammon on the nightof Apr. 27 also has police searching for moreclues. Cammon, 39, of 1451 E. 55th St., a re¬cently married Marshall Field’s clerk, wasfound dead in her locked University Parkapartment with a knife in her neck.According to police, Cammon had beensexually assaulted but there was no evi¬dence of forced entry or robbery. Cammon’shusband discovered the body after return- “1 came with some others to repair AprilOlds’ window and she called the police andcharged harassment. Tell what some solu¬tions there are,” he said.Leon Dupres said that the only tenant tocall him after he sent the private evictionletter was Walker. “No one (else) communi¬cated with me at all,” he said. “The furthestOlds got was leaving the phone on the re¬ceiver and I’m not hard to get hold of. Wedid suspend the eviction for Walker and ifOlds had called me I would have discussed itwith her.”Dupres also added that there had neverbeen any proof given to co-op members of arent escrow account.Mary O’Connell, assistant to the directorof city building inspections, said that theapartment building was inspected May 13.Inspectors found 33 violations of the buildingcode with violations in many apartments.O’Connell said that at the time of the in¬spection, inspectors found peeling paint,ceilings in need of replastering, stagnantwater in the basement, leaking w'ater inapartments, and smoke detector violations.She said that the floors and stairwells weredefective, and that mice and roaches neededto be exterminated. She added that thebuilding w as, at that time, “in serious condi¬tion.”Another hearing on the building is sche¬duled for Oct. 19.While the eviction was taking place, twomembers of the Concerned Young Adults(CYA), Ricky Booker and Leon Ferguson,were caled to help move Olds and Durante.Also present was a social worker from theDepartment of Human Services, who wastrying to find temporary shelter for the fam¬ilies.The University Church is not formally af¬filiated with the University.PHOTO BY DAN BRESLAUGreg Walker, one of the tenants evictedfrom the 61st and Woodlawn apartmentbuilding complex.ing from a walk with a friend.In the courts, there was one convictionover the summer. Isaac Roberson, 18, of 833E. 52nd St., was found guilty on two counts:one of armed robbery and one of unlawfuluse of a weapon.Roberson pleaded guilty June 7 to a seriesof muggings which took place near thecorner of 54th St. and Greenwood Ave. Ro¬berson’s alleged partner in the muggings,Russell Goldman, was found hanged in hisWentworth Ave. cell soon after their arrest.Roberson’s sentence is ten years.Also in the courts, the double murder ofHyde Park veterans Ida Jacobson, 70, andEllen Littman, 75, of 5337 S. Hyde ParkBlvd., is still delayed because of mental fit¬ness hearings for the alleged murdererBruce Fisherman of Highland Park. Fisher¬man, the grandson and grandnephew re¬spectively of the two victims, is chargedwith murdering his relatives with a 12-inchpipe wrench and then setting fire to theirapartment to cover the crime. Fisherman,who is defended by private attorney GeorgeLynch, has his next trial date Nov. 11.The recent arrest of the alleged “Preppierapist” Steven Jackson has resulted in atrial date for Oct. 1. Jackson, apprehendedSept. 7 by Security Officer Lee Caldwell, isaccused of raping and robbing four HydePark women in their apartments over thesummer.Detective Mark Morrissey of the AreaOne Violent Crimes Unit said police havefour positive identifications on Jackson andare hoping for one more. Bail has been set atone million dollars.PHOTO BY DAN BRESLAUMembers of the Concerned Young Adult group help evicted tenants move into newhomes.Science depts. rated highly6—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 1, 1982DAVID BRADLEY ORIENTAL CARPETSThe oriental carpets that we have to offer are the highest quality carpets made insmall family workshops in Turkey, Afghanistan, the Caucasus, Pakistan, Indiaand Persia. 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Fall quarter theme:"BEING HUMAN BEING CHRISTIAN: The Nature,Validity and Value of Religious Experience"THURSDAY MORNING PRAYER AND BREAKFAST, 7:30 a m(Other special events occur periodically.)FOR MORE INFORMATION OR IF WE CAN SERVE YOUIN ANY WAY, CALLDenny Clark, Associate Pastor for Campus MinistryAugustana Lutheran Church493-64528—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 1, 1982l in II IniFaculty ExchangeJonathan Smith: the Aims of Education addressOn Friday, Sept. 24, Jonathan Z. Smith de¬livered the annual Aims of Education Ad¬dress. Smith is the Robert O. Anderson Dis¬tinguished Service Professor and Professorin the Department of New Testament andEarly Christian Literature and is the formerdean of the College. The following is thetext, in its entirety, of his address.By Jonathan Z. Smith“The Aims of Education,” what a curiousand portentous title to assign someone asthe object of his summer’s meditation, letalone to set before you as one of your firstsubjects for corporate inquiry and discus¬sion upon entering this College.I know that there is historical precedentfor the nomenclature of this annual occa¬sion, that the title was derived from that ofthe Presidential Address to the Mathemati¬cal Association of England in 1917, deliveredby the famous philosopher and educator,Alfred North Whitehead, and revived, bythen President Robert Maynard Hutchins,as the title of the first of three important lec¬tures delivered at Louisiana State Universi¬ty in 1941 — but this does not help. Evenrereading Whitehead’s original addressproved to be of no assistance, despite theprovocative and oft-quoted opening lines:Culture is activity of thought, and re¬ceptiveness to beauty and humanefeeling. Scraps of information havenothing to do with it. A merely well-in¬formed man is the most useless boreon God’s earth. What we should aim atis producing men who possess bothculture and expert knowledge in somespecial direction. Their expert knowl¬edge will give them the ground tostart from, and their culture will leadthem as deep as philosophy and ashigh as art.The problem, at least for me, lies in theword, “aims,” both the noun itself, and theplural form.If the difficulty is, in fact, a word, then thefirst stratagem ought to be to consult theshelf of dictionaries for clarification and,perhaps, relief.Intention, intent, purpose, design,aim, end, object, objective, goal arecomparable when meaning what oneproposes to accomplish or attain bymaking or doing something, in dis¬tinction from what prompts one (themotive), or from the actual or envi¬sioned outcome (the effect). . .Aimimplies a clear definition of some¬thing that one hopes to effect and a di¬rection of one’s efforts or energies toits attainment.If, “aim implies a clear definition ofsomething that one hopes to effect,” and ifeducation be the object of the aim, then myassigned title puts me in double jeopardy.For it requires a “clear definition” of educa¬tion (no small task), a clarity, even if attain¬able, that seems to be placed at risk by thepluralism of “aims." If education, in thecontext in which we gather this evening,means baccalaureate education or liberaleducation, the problem is intensified.Let me illustrate my dilemma by citingthe results of a survey, undertaken thisyear, on the aims of education as set forth inthe catalogues of several hundred collegesin this county.70 percent of the institutions surveyed list¬ed intellectual development as one of theiraims.69 percent listed development of the stu¬dents’ human potential.56 percent listed job preparation. *44 percent listed study of values.40 percent listed broad exposure to variedfields of knowledge.40 percent listed development of religiousvalues.37 percent listed training in basic skills.30 percent listed providing the foundationsfor life-long learning.29 percent listed developing the capacityfor critical thinking.28 percent listed enhancing ones capacityfor creativity.22 percent listed preparation for citizen¬ship. 21 percent listed the cultivation of aesthet¬ic sensibility. .19 percent listed training in research.18 percent listed development of specia¬lized knowledge or exposure to “depth.”18 percent listed preparation for roles ofleadership.16 pecent listed exposure to other cul¬tures.and so on, down to the utterly idiosyncra¬tic.This motley list of worthy goals accordswell with the results of a similar surveyfrom 1977, although the latter found moreemphasis on preparation for fruitful leisure,on an “understanding of the basic principlesfor cultivating physical and mental health,”and on what was termed, “consumer effi¬ciency,” defined as “sound choice of valuesrelating to style of life.That there should be such a Babel ought tocome as no surprise when one recalls thatthere are some three thousand institutionsof higher learning in this country, which col¬lectively offer more than five hundred dis¬tinct bachelor’s degrees. They range, in thestandard alphabetical listing of their abbre¬viations, from the AB (Bachelor of Arts) tothe BWE (Bachelor of Welding Engineer¬ing). What could they possible all have incommon as an aim, as a “clear definition ofsomething that one hopes to effect”?Even if one focused only on the so-calledLiberal Arts programs, the programs fromwhich, in fact, the list of aims that I quotedwas derived, the picture scarcely becomesclearer. This, too, is not unexpected. For,despite examinations, baccalaureatepapers, the counting of credit hours, re¬quirements, and so forth, unlike graduatestudies, there is no clear terminus to a Bach¬elor's program. There is no final ‘product.’The degree is conferred at an arbitrary,though traditional, point, as an artificial in¬terruption of a process. Regardless of whatis taught, regardless of what (within certaingenerous limits) is achieved, regardless ofwhat the putative aims may be, a Bache¬lor’s degree is conferred at the conclusion ofthe equivalent of four years of work. It oftenseems little more than certification of timespent “with good behavior.”No. . .1 am uncomfortable with the re¬quirement for “clear definition” and withthe notion of terminus that seems to be im¬plied by the word, “aim.” I am equally un¬comfortable with the cacophony that ap¬pears to be legitimated by the plural,“aims.” What, then, to do?I was about to give up and hunt for an¬other title, when my eye was caught by theetymology of “aim.” Most modern diction¬ aries agree that it is derived from Latinthrough an Old French verb meaning “toguess” (related to the English, “to esti¬mate”). Some older dictionaries argue foranother derivation, likewise from Latinthrough an Old French verb meaning “tovalue” (related to the English, “to ex-teem”). Indeed, both the redoubtable Skeatand the magisterial Oxford English Diction¬ary declare, with a touch of indignation, thatthere has been a “confusion,” in the wordaim, probably two verbs have been con¬founded.” I prefer the modern derivation,although I glory in the fact that, built intothe word “aim” is “confusion,” disagree¬ment and argument. Therefore. I propose totake as my revised title for this evening'saddress, “A Guess About Education.”Having thus disposed of one problem ofdefinition related to my title, that attendanton the word, “aim,” I am still left with an¬other. It will preoccupy much of our dis¬course tonight and in the months ahead —the word, “education.” I have already stipu¬lated its domain when I said, earlier, that“education, in the context in which wegather this evening, means baccalaureateeducation or liberal education.” But, what isthat?The species “liberal” of the genus “edu¬cation” implies that there are other sorts ofeducation, meant to be excluded, but which,by contrast, might help in understanding theterm. Alas, in common parlance, the term,“liberal,” has been so coopted by sectarianpolitics that I would not be surprised ifsomewhere, someone harbors the deliciousthought that ''fascist learning” is the obvi¬ous antonym — but that is scarcely what isusually implied. I must confess that, at leastfor me, the original contrast is no less politi¬cal. and. in many ways, more embarass-ing.Resorting again to dictionary, that com¬mon resource of both learned speakers andauthors of freshmen term papers, one findsthat the original contrast was between the“Liberal Arts” and the “Servile Arts,” theformer being:worth of a freeman, pertaining to per¬sons of superior social station, i.e. agentleman.Worse yet, the OED goes on to illustrate themeaning of the word, “liberal,” in the Liber¬al Arts with the following quotation from1801:Two centures back, horseracing wasconceived as a liberal pastime, prac¬ticed for pleasure not for profit. Much of what I hear from colleges appearsto continue this tradition of understanding.Liberal education is a “gentlemen’s agree¬ment” in every sense of the phrase. Robbedof but a bit of its social discrimination andsnobbery, most of us in the academy remainfaithful to this original sense — the “liber¬al” as opposed to the “servile”; “a pastimepracticed for pleasure not for profit” —when we all but automatically juxtapose asthe polar categories “Liberal Education” to“Professional” or “Pre-Professional Edu¬cation.”In the time of the old Colonial colleges, ad¬mission to a profession was largely throughapprenticeship, after or alongside of theBaccalaureate course of study. What formalprofessional academic programs existedwere remarkable chiefly for their brevity.College was where on acquired“character”; outside of college, or after col¬lege, was where one acquired a career. Thisunderstanding of a College of Liberal Artswas not only a “gentlemen's agreement,” itwas designed to make gentlemen agree¬able.Colleges were understood to be. primari¬ly, finishing schools. Courses in general edu¬cation (and most were), courses in therange of the Liberal Arts, were designed toimpart a certain savoir-faire, a broad civil,cultural and civic veneer to a group of large¬ly middle and upper class students (predo¬minately male) for most of whom jobs werewaiting and leisure time assured. LiberalArts colleges were designed to lay the foun¬dations for the fruitful enjoyment of the non¬working portions of their student’s lives by-introducing them to an appreciation for. andconvention of discourse about, the arts; to abroad range of intellectual and historicalgeneralizations which would serve to makethem informed, urbane lay persons and citi¬zens. Liberal learning was the acquisition ofthe civilized art of gossip — both in the senseof intimate, chatty talk, and in the more ar¬chaic sense of god-sibb. “a kinsman.” Thatis to say, putting the two together, it was theacquisition of skills in the sort of talk appro¬priate between closely related equals, eitherby birth, class, or station. The campusgreen, that inevitable feature of all old-linecolleges, served as but a miniature versionof (and, later, a substitution for) that gen¬teel. civil space for leisurely discourseknown variously as the “promenade” or“boulevard.”Despite the fact that, even in the mostelite, private, traditional Liberal Arts col¬leges. at least since the early 1900's, morethan half of their graduates intended a ca¬reer in commerce; the bulk of the rest, inone of the professions — these “servile'goals were never to be explicity addressedThe professors were to be revered; the pro¬fessions. reviled. Outside of college was theproper arena for initiation into workWith modifications, this understanding re¬mained dominant in the curricula of Ameri¬can colleges through the 50s It still persistsin the rhetoric of most Liberal Arts colleges,as well as in the practice and attitudes of.perhaps, a somewhat smaller number.Today, I think it fair to assert that manyof these older, “liberal” aims are beginningto be more successfully embodied in educa¬tional television, talk shows, and othermedia, and that, first prompted by the GIBill of Rights (perhaps the greatest singleforce for innovation in the histroy of Ameri¬can higher education), the student body, itseducational objectives and social niche has,in many institutions, radically changed. Foralmost all, the “gentlemen's agreement”has been broken, although nostalgia for itremains strongly in'place.Beyond this social shift, there was a sec¬ond perturbation, accelerated in the late 50sand 60s. which decisively altered the char¬acter of most Liberal Arts colleges. Unlikethe first, social-demographic shift, this wasa change from within the academy ratherthan from without The colleges became, de¬spite their rhetoric, preprofessional endeav¬ors of unprecedented proportions in thatthey saw as their major function, the pre¬paration of their students for the vocation ofbeing graduate students, for entrance (de¬spite their students’ actual plans' into theContinued on page 26The Chicago Maroon—Friday. October 1, 1982—9ViewpointsWechsler: the world’s greatest Mets fanBy David BrooksIn 1969 Harold Wechsler, an assistant professor in the De¬partment of Education and the College, was named “TheWorld's Greatest Mets Fan’’ by a panel of New York sports-writers. During that amazing summer, Wechsler was fetedby the Mets’ management and introduced to the Mira-cleworkers themselves. The award capped a twenty yearlove affair with New York's National League darlings. LastWednesday I went to talk to Wechsler about his experienceas a baseball afficiando. What emerges is a description of adisappearing part the national pastime: before player loy¬alty to a team, and team loyalty to a city had been replacedby free-agency and naked professionalism.Maroon: Did you ever wonder why you ended up dedicatingso much of your time to baseball?Wechsler: I grew up in Brooklyn. Everyone spent so muchtime on baseball. I grew up three express stops fromEbbets Field. Brooklyn had no separate identity once itmerged into New York in 1896 except its baseball. It wasjust something that was very key to living in Brooklyn. TheDodgers were just a very special team to Brooklyn. I re¬member very well — I was in fifth grade — when theDodgers were in the World Series. No one missed any of it.We were in school and they piped the games over the radio.Can ys>u imagine the lab school piping in the Cubs?This was it. Brooklyn had never won the World Series. Ithad been beaten in the most spectacular ways. I don’t re¬member 1951 but I feel like I’ve relived it many, manytimes in my life. The dodgers were 13v2 games ahead with amonth and a half in the season to go. The Giants caught upand they lost the game in the playoffs when Bobby Thomp¬son hit that famous home run This was the major thing thathad to be redressed It was passed down to me as so manyother traditions are passed down.It was a very important part of everybody’s childhood.Even on the Jewish Holidays, somehow, you always knewthe baseball scores. You weren't allowed to watch TV orlisten to the radio, but the scores always got around. So. itwas very traumatic when the Dodgers left. They robbedBrooklyn of it’s unifying element, the main thing that madeBrooklyn different.They tried piping the Dodgers games back from Los An¬geles but nobody watched it. Loyalty could not transcend...Loyalty was to where I was — to Brooklyn, — rather than tothis team of players. It’s a funny thing. I really felt... I feltso betrayed, the Dodgers leaving Brooklyn, that there wasno way I could watch that team.And when the Mets came to tow?n five years later it was, ‘Finally, the National League is back.’ And they did havethis loser thing which was very much congruent with thefrustration of being a Dodger fan. There was enough contin¬uity.!g And I think a lot of people went to the early Met gamesbecause it was like the Giants and the Dodgers were back inNew York City. I remember a story Duke Snyder told once.When he played with Brooklyn against the Giants in theI Polo Grounds there was some guy who sat in the centerfield bleachers who would yell at him. “You can’t catch afly ball to save your life, horseface.” And he came back toplay the Mets five years later and the same guy is sittingthere in the same seat and he screams out, “I haven’t for¬gotten you, horseface!’’I think you really miss something by not seeing thoseearly Mets. I had incredible memories, like Dick Cooke,who did nothing good in his whole career except once hit along foul ball out of Forbes Field in Pittsburgh. Or MarvThroneburry, who, once we saw how' bad he was, we gavethe nickname, Vram, which is Marv spelled backwards.Or Roger Craig. He had the longest losing streak. He lost22 games in a row. It started in 1962. I still remember on anautumn night in ’63 the Mets were about to lose anothergame for him. In the bottom of the ninth, they’re behind bythree runs, they manage to load the bases. Jim Hickmancomes up. He gets a pitch he can hit and pops it up intoshallow left. All the runners are perfunctorily runningaround the bases — there are two outs — and everybodysays, “Well, that’s it." and we turn to go home. But you gotto remember that this is the Polo Grounds. Down the line itwas about 259 feet with an overhanging upper deck. Now,the left fielder is settling under the ball to make the catch.But on the way down the ball taps — no more than taps —the rim of the overhanging deck. Ground rules in the PoloGround say that’s a home run. We just stand there in aston¬ishment. On a pop up, Hickman hits a grand slam home runand the Mets win. Well, Craig runs out of the dugout. up thethird base line and Kisses Hickman right there on the field.They had fireworks all over Coogin’s Bluff that night. Hav¬ing that as a background* made ’69 the most incrediblysweet thing in the world.The World Series, though, was kind of an anti-climax.You had all the upper East Side types who wouldn’t be seenthere except at the World Series, and everybody jumping onthe bandwagon.It was nice, but the real highlight came in Septemberwhen they made their charge on the Cubs. I rememberthere was a key three-game series — the one where the black cat walked in front of the Cub dugout during the firstgame and the Mets swept the series. You could just feel ev¬erything falling into place and that nothing could stopthem.In the first game of that series Fergie Jenkins was beat¬ing the Mets 3-2 in the ninth and pitching a good game. Well,the Mets tied it in the ninth and it went on and on. It waswhat you could call a cliff-dweller. And the Mets finally wonit. But it was the next night, when the Mets scored five runsin the first inning and put the game away early. . . A groupof college kids in the upper deck pulled out white handker¬chiefs and started singing a song, “Bye, Bye Leo” to LeoDurocher, the Cubs manager. Now if Gil Hodges was thepatron saint of Brooklyn, which I really believe he was,then Leo Durocher was the opposite, because in 1947 he leftthe Dodgers and went to the Giants, which was the worstsin. Anyway, those kids start singing and waving theirhandkerchiefs. And then the whole upper deck — where Iwas — is singing and soon it was the whole stadium. 50,000people waving their handkerchiefs and singing, “Bye, ByeLeo.” That was the real amount when I knew that it wasinevitable and that it was going to turn out right.I really enjoyed watching the Mets, being a Mets fan. In1969 I was studying for my orals. I’d study for ten hours aday and go out to the big Shea or watch them on the TV.Boy, it was really a great contrast: watching the ballgameand cracking the books. I passed my orals a few shortweeks after the World Series.A lot of academics are really addicted to baseball. I re¬member one night in the Quad Club compiling the all-timeJewish baseball team. Baseball is a game that really re¬quires more thinking than one gives it credit for Secondguessing the managers and all that. . .When I got married about a year and a half ago. . TheMets had given me all sorts of jewelry, which I’d put awayand saved for that day. I put on my Mets cufflinks and myMets tied asp, and my Mets wristwatch. After the ceremo¬ny, my brother got up and pointed out that we were all stir¬ring our drinks with Mets swizzle sticks which they sent me.And I got a nice letter from the Mets’ front office congra¬tulating me on getting married.I still follow them all season long. I see them when I can. Igo back to New York a few times a year and go out to the bigShea. And when they come here, in April, once in the middleof the summer, and then a few days ago, late in the season. Istill enjoy watching them. Even with the disasters and howbad they are. They’re stiH the Mets. . .Informed consent: the abortion controversyby George KocanThe “informed consent” provision of the anti-abortionAkron ordinance should be the least objectionable require¬ment to abortion-rights advocates. Along with require¬ments that an abortion be performed in a hospital after thethird month of pregnancy and that girls younger than 15 re¬ceive parental consent for an abortion, the ordinance setscriminal penalties for doctors who fail to inform an abor¬tion client about the biological development of the child inthe womb and about possible dangers of the abortion to herhealth.Logic even strongly suggests that abortion-rights advo¬cates aggressively endorse this informed consent provision— and not file legal briefs against it as the American Medi¬cal Association and three other professional medicalgroups have done. After all, representatives of abortion-rights organizations are the ones who with eloquent and em-pathic emphasis claim not really to be pro-abortion but pro-choice.Intrinsic in the meaning of choice is full information — atleast two sides of an issue. Without relevant informationthere can be no choosing among alternatives. Every grade-school kid intuitively grasps this as the basis of self-govern¬ment. The First Amendment and centuries of traditionhave engraved this venerable and rational concept into law.And conversely, totalitarian regimes go through great ef¬fort, pain and expense to ensure that their subjects have nochoice by censoring those points of view that would inducethe “wrong” choice. In the spirit of open thought and de¬bate, the US government has instituted fairness regulationsThe Viewpoints Page is a forum for opinion on matters ofpublic concern. Nevertheless, it refuses to be a display casefor long-winded, stuffy writing. Well-reasoned essays onpolitical and social issues are welcome. Creative pieceswhich display humor, satire or keen observation are par¬ticularly appreciated. All members of the University com¬munity are encouraged to submit writings for considerationfor publication.Submissions should be triple spaced, no more than 1000words and include the name, phone number and affiliationwith the University of the author. Articles should be mailedor brought to the Maroon office on the third floor of IdaNoyes Hall, 1212 E. 59th St.Also appearing on the Viewpoints Page this year will becasual interviews with faculty members. This week, forex-ample, Harold Wechsler reflects on baseball and on being abaseball fan. If you know of any faculty members whowould make for particularly interesting interviews, sugges¬tions should be tunneled to the Viewpoints Editor care of theMaroon. -DB —10—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 1, 1982 for radio and television and a mandatory' warning on adver¬tisements for cigarettes. Is it unreasonable, imprudent andcontradictory to apply the same idea to other areas oflife?What is one to think? Pro-lifers forthrightly oppose abor¬tion and actively work for an amendment to the Constitu¬tion to render it illegal. They also claim to be pro-choice —in the universal sense — that those who are aborted are inno position to have any choices. But their plainly stated em¬phasis is in securing the equal protection of the law for thepre-born child.The pro-choice/abortion people, on the other hand, do notoperate that way. In public they claim to be pro-choice anddemand full recognition of their label. They use humanisticterms on radio and television, saying how sometimes anabortion is the right thing to do. One would think, therefore,that, for example, abortion clinic operators would not wantany woman to endure an abortion that was not fully con¬vinced that she wanted one, a woman full of doubts and onlyvaguely informed. In other words, one would think that theywould — for the sake of their client’s peace of mind — pro¬vide a full explanation of the issue from the pro-life point ofview before the awesome decision was to be made. And. if,understandably, they did not want to absorb the costs ofproviding such information themselves, they would invitepro-life counselors to do it for them.In practice, however, nothing even remotely resemblingthis happens. In front of abortion clinics, pro-life streetcounselors are harassed and abused, and arrested for crim¬inal trespass if they dare to step on clinic property to offerconfused and unhappy women some solace, photographs offetal development and the results of abortion and informa¬tion concerning alternatives to abortion. And others such as the AMA, the American Civil Liberties Union and PlannedParenthood use the courts to block such information fromreaching women. So much for the public’s right to know.Opponents of informed consent argue that pro-lifers’ in¬formation is irrelevant, intimidating and inaccurate. Aneasy argument can be made that it is the pro-choice infor¬mation that suffers from those defects. For example, coun¬selors’ experiences have shown that many women do notknow about the biological development of the pre-bornbaby. When they see how remarkably the little one insidethemselves resembles a baby, they decide to reject theabortion. Obviously, this is highly relevant information formany mothers and should not be withheld from them.But, to respond in this way would be to miss the point: Noone can be a judge in his own cause. For one side to screenthe information of the opposing side before it reaches itspublic is to frustrate the very concept of open discourse andfree choice. It makes no sense for tobacco companies towrite up the government health reports concerning smok¬ing. Likewise, it is absurd for the abortionists to be the onlysources of information regarding the desirability of abor¬tion.In short, a comparison of what abortion-rights advocatessay and what they do shows them to be confused, to say theleast. If one were to judge only their behavior, one wouldcome to the inexorable conclusion that they are not whatthey claim to be at all. They are not pro-choice but vehe-mentaly and successfully anti-choice. They are pro-abor¬tion at any cost. 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Open Monday - Fri¬day, 12 9 pm., Saturday 10-6 p.m.,Sunday 12-6 pm. 752-2020. Free.Tulips, Arabesques, and Turbans:Decorative Arts from the Otto¬man Empire This exhibition ofover 200 works of Ottoman artconsists of ceramics, metalware,textiles, paintings, and calli¬graphy from the 16th and 17thcenturies. The objects on exhibitreflect the conflict between theaustere and the sumptuous, andalso display the transference ofimaginative ideas between thedifferent crafts which resultedfrom the Ottoman system of ar¬tistic production — the employ¬ment by the Ottoman court ofhighly skilled designers who pro¬duced designs which were thencarried out by various othercraftmen. The show opens Oc¬tober 7, and will continue throughDecember 5. At the David andAlfred Smart Gallery, 5550 S.Greenwood. Open 10 am. to 4 pm.Tuesday through Saturday. Noonto 4 pm. Sunday. Free.FILMCat People (Paul Schrader, 1982)"A stunning trash epic." —Focus. Probably. I just like theBowie song on the soundtrack.Fri. Oct. 1 at 7:15 and 9:15 pm.Doc. $2. —NMRagtime (Milos Forman, 1981)Based on E.L. Doctorow's novel,this film intertwines historicaland fictional events and people,detailing issues of race and classas it follows the story of a blackragtime pianist and his humilia¬tion and anger when faced withwhite middleclass institutions(such as the Family and the Po¬lice). Sat. Oct. 2 at 7 and 9:45 pm.,and Sun. Oct. 3 at 2:30 pm. Doc. A painting by Eva HesseThe African Queen (John Huston,1951) Katharine Hepburn playsthe old-maid sister of a CentralAfrican missionary (Robert Mor-ley), left homeless after Germansoldiers destroy church, village,and kin; Humphrey Bogart playsher gin-soaked, ne'er-do-wellbenefactor (the skipper of a dila¬pidated river launch), brow-bea¬ten by Hepburn into heroics. To¬gether they brave fever, insects,leeches, rapids, and each other,in quest of sinking a gunboatwhich blocks the British invasion.Although Huston's flair for off-type casting didn't sweep theOscars (most went to An Ameri¬can in Paris, A Streetcar NamedDesire, and A Place in the Sun), itdid allow for some of the screen'sbest verbal sparring and gruff romance. Like Kate says: "I neverdreamt any mere physical actcould be so stimulating." Bestscene: "Judge us not by our fail¬ures but by our love." Sat., Oct. 2at 7:15 & 9:30 pm. LSF. $2. —PFThe Conformist (Bernardo Berto¬lucci, 1970) Perhaps the Italiandirector's greatest film, this evo¬cative and gorgeously shot storyof an Italian Fascist's journey toParis to murder his anti-Fascist former professor is as beautifulas it is stirring. Jean-Louis-Trin-tigant plays the Italian Every¬man, who yearns for social ac¬ceptance after a traumaticchildhood sexual experience, andStephania Sandrelli is his deli¬ciously silly bourgeois wife. Themost stunning performancecomes from Dominique Sanda,the Garbo-like lesbian wife of theprofessor, who woos Trintigant soas to win over his wife. The filmtheorizes that sexual repressioneventually leads to politicaltreachery and fascistic impulses,but the greatest achievement isin the sheer visual beauty of themovie (and an enticing musicalscore). But Bertolucci can't re¬sist the notion that all of this iri¬descent sexual "decadence" isultimately destructive. It oftentakes more than one viewing ofthe film for one to realize that it isSanda's pining for Trintigant'swife which precipitates the shat¬tering tragedy at The Conform¬ist's end. The film includes someterrific shots of modernist decorand continental fashions, causingone critic to suggest that themovie looked rather like a Voguemagazine special issue on Fa¬scist Italy. Sunday, Oct. 3 at 8pm. Doc. $2. —RKDirected by John Ford (Peter Bog¬danovich, 1972) A documentaryabout the American director,which uses anecdotes fromFord's life as well as film clipsfrom his works in an attempt topresent the development of hisideas about America and Ameri¬can values. Mon. Oct. 4 at 7:15pm. Doc. $2.The Searchers (John Ford, 1956) Afive year odyssey begins whenComanches murder JohnWayne's brother and sister-in-law, and kidnap his brother's twodaughters. Unlike many of its descendants (which seem more nu¬merous than Methuselah's), theodyssey celebrates, but tran¬scends, revenge. It is Hoilywood's grandest example ofmyth-making. And although ithas been tagged "the super cultmovie of the new Hollywooddirectors (Lucas, Cimino, Spiel¬ berg, Coppolla, Scorcese, Bog¬danovich, Schraeder, andMitius)" by New York Magazine,and the "greatest Americansound film" by Jay Cocks, An¬drew Sarris, and Molly Haskell,ex-Maroon writer Ethan Ed¬wards said it best: "Don't evergive me another." Mon. Oct. 4 at9 pm. Doc. $1.50. — PFLola: The hollow center of post-World War II West German cul¬ture portrayed socially — notpsychologically, as in The Mar¬riage of Maria Braun. More ef¬fectively, too: Maria Braun ismanifestly tragic; Lola endseven more sadly, since its char¬acters are alive and (with onepossible exception) thoroughlysatisfied in their self deception.Mutual back slapping among thefilm's small group of fascists-cum-'democratic' capitalistsleads to this conclusion, but theugly subject makes a beautifulpicture, particularly in terms ofscripting/casting/acting andcolor. Not without other problems, but worth two looks. TheSandburg, 1204 North Dearborn.944 4430. $4.50. —DMTHEATERYou Never Can Tell Court Theatreopens this season with one ofGeorge Bernard Shaw's "PiaysPleasant." This comedy is a mod¬ern romance set in England atthe turn of the century, and tellsthe story of a "romantic" dentisttrying to win the attentions of a"rational" young woman.Through October 31. CourtTheatre is located at 5706 S. Uni¬versity. Tickets are available atthe Reynolds Club box office; orcall 962-7300 for single night tick¬ets, 962 7272 for season subscriptions.Shaw By Shaw By Williams — threeone act comedies by George BShaw and Craig Williams —directed by Greg Vinkler and Cameron Pfiffner, is currently play¬ing at the Free ShakespeareCompany (through Sept. 18, Fri¬days and Saturdays at 11 pm.; tickets $4.) as is Shakespeare'sMeasure for Measure, directedby Sheldon Patinkin (through Oc¬tober 3, Thursdays through Sun¬days, at 8 pm.; tickets $6 $7).Free Shakespeare is located atPipers Alley Theatre, 1608 N.Wells. For information and reser¬vations call 337-1025.DANCESkirt A program of dance andstories performed by Claudia Gi-telman, choreographed by HanyaHolm, Don Redlich, and ClaudiaGitelman. Monday, October 4, at1 pm. Circle Center, University ofIllinois, in the Lincoln Room.MUSICRose is a Rose is a Rose is a Rose,Gertrude Stein Read and SungThe U of C Dept, of Music willpresent this new theater-piecewith music, a two-act productionbased on the writings of GertrudeStein. Conceived by WaylandRogers and directed by JeremyRowe, the program includesactors, singers, and instrumenta¬lists, and makes use of musicalsettings by Virgil Thomson, NedRorem, William Flanagan andGunther Schuller. Saturday Oct.9 at 8 pm. in Mandel Hall, 57thand University. Tickets availableat the Mandell Hall TicketCenter, and at the Dept, of Music.Admission $6; $5 for U of C facul¬ty and staff; $4 U of C student.MISC.Dennis Altman The noted gay writ¬er and theorist, author of the re¬cently published The Homosex-ualtzation of America, TheAmericanization of the Homosexual (St. Martin's Press) willspeak this Thursday, October 7 ina talk sponsored by the Universi¬ty's Gay and Lesbian AllianceAltman is perhaps the foremostpolitical and cultural theorist ofthe gay liberation movement,and his first book, Homosexual:Oppression and Liberation,which appeared in 1971, was aground-breaking work. Appearing only two years after what isoften considered the birth of thegay liberation movement (theStonewall riots), Altman's bookwas an amazingly lucid theoreti¬cal achievement, tracing the gayliberation movement origins inthe women's movement and por¬tions of the New Left (as well asto such thinkers as Marcuse andPaul Goodman). Altman'snewest work charts the gaymovement of the last ten years,and discusses the contradictionsof the new gay culture, simultan¬eously fueled and scorned byAmerica's consumer society. Alt¬man, who teaches at the University of Sydney in Australia, de¬scribes <the extraordinaryachievements homosexuals havemade in this country in the lastdecade, with particular attentionto the necessity of a feminist perspective as part of the gay movement. Altman will speak at 7:30pm. in the Ida Noyes EastLounge, followed by a G.A.L.A.coffeehouse. Of special interest tofeminists, the talk is open to theentire public. Altman will alsosign copies of his book at the Sem¬inary Cooperative Bookstore at 4pm. on Thursday. —RKGrey City Journal 10/1/82Staff: Tom Barrett, Curtis Black, Pat Cannon, Keith Fleming,Sara Herndon, Michael Honigsberg, Madeleine Levin, SharonPeshkin, Abby Scher, Cate Wiley, Ken Wissoker.Production: Nadine McGann, David Miller, Max Sanders.Editor: Nadine McGann.The 16 photographs reproduced on pages four and 29 of last Fri¬day's issue were printed in the wrong order. Instead of the requestedA B C D A B-C-DB C D E our printer reproduced b G D EC D E F C D-E FD E-F G, D-D-F-C,making for a very different sort of sense.In the article, "I Was a Teenage Heterosexual" on page 31 ofthe same issue, the final sentence of the sixth paragraph shouldhave contained "now" for "not" and should have read: "Once a'man' who dreamt with horror that he is really a sub-man, I wasnow a 'sub man' who dreamt with hatred that he may still be areal man."THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 1, 1982—3JAUflUOl YTO Y3SO 3HT—S89I ,f 51380TD0 ,YAdlfl3-^$TheParkshore Buy before October 15NO MONTHLY CHARGES Tffi FEB. 1,1M!—25% OFF the first year’s assess¬ment...A savings of up to $4500depending on unit size—13-%% 30-year mortgage—Downpayments from $4,998, monthlycharges from $471...Monthly assess¬ment 70% deductible—Spacious one, two, three, and four-bedroom apartments from 714 to2,291 sq. ft., located at 55th and theLake—The Parkshore is a tenant-sponsoredhousing cooperative offering the besthousing value in Hyde ParkFor sales information, call 684-0111Sponsor: The Parkshore, an Illinoisnot-for-profit corporation,1755-65 East 55th Street,Chicago, Illinois 60615.Development and Marketing Agent:Metropolitan Resources Group, Inc.4 - Chicago Literary Review, Friday, September 24,1982%• ■■ *•: ...-J:'''* ■■■ •¥' A* M■m — -THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 1, 1982—5PHOTOS BY NINA BERMAN' — - - - ■see the installation more as an al¬ternating pattern continually shift¬ing as the tapes run — the arrange¬ment encourages one to view thework as a large video abstraction,a shifting pattern rather than as asingle linear program. This givescredence to considering “VideoFish" as a sculpture; a sculpturewhich expands the possible ways ofseeing one of its principle compo¬nents, the TV set. We learned toconsider seeing television dif¬ferently, differently from seeingfish.How do we look at fish? A fish-tank is culturally contained naturepar excellence. Of all the live 'na¬ture' in the home, it is at once themost contained and still the mostnature. Fish are further fromhumans than dogs or cats or evengerbils. We don't expect fish to re¬cognize us. Although a child mightname a single goldfish in a smallbowl, rarely are the fish in anNAM JUNE PAIK'S WILDERNESSby Ken WissokerNam June Paik is a Korean bornartist originally trained in classicalmusic. He moved to Europe wherehe studied with Stockhausen andothers, and became a member ofthe Fluxus group of anti-artists inthe Dada tradition. In the early six¬ties he became the first artist to in¬corporate television into his work.He was practically broke, andthere were no even moderatelypriced video cameras available, sohe learned how to prepare the TVset itself to display a particularpattern. After moving to New Yorkhe continued to work in video andperformance, and is generally con¬sidered the patriarch of the medi¬um. This retrospective is at theMuseum of Contemporary Art, 237E. Ontario, through October 24.“Video Fish," the first piece onesees when entering the exhibit, isinstalled against the long oppositewall of a dark rectangular room. Itconsists of fifteen functioning fish-tanks, with fish swimming in them,and a series of television sets, onebehind each tank. Two differentvideo programs are run simultan¬eously and are alternated ABABAdown the line of televisions.The installation encourages sev¬eral different ways of being seen.While we may be familiar with arow of fishtanks in some restau¬rant, we are accustomed to watch¬ing televisions one set at a time. Ifound myself first attracted tostanding up close to one tank/setand focusing on it. At this distanceour learned way of watching televi¬sion is most preserved; we canwatch to see what is on the pro¬gram — mostly close-ups of fish inbright distorted color. Both times Isaw the show I went to the end ofthe line of tanks and peeredthrough them, searching for. . .something. This turns out to be dis¬appointing — all you see are slight¬ly strangely lit fishtanks in a longrow.Far more productive is the viewone has upon entering the room. Ifound that at that distance I had tomake an effort to keep my atten¬tion on the images either tape wasactually showing, because I would aquarium named. Unlike otherpets, we never touch the fish.A fishtank is seen as a micro¬cosm, a small model of nature,where the 'natural' ecological rulesstill operate among plants, snails,and fish. We have to feed the fish,but we still try to approximate thisself-sufficient ecological model. Atthe same time, watching a fishtankwe are aware of the idea of contain¬ment. Fish have to be contained be¬cause they live in this other medi¬um, water, which has to becontained. As we see them swimback and forth between the edgesof the tank, we project onto themthe restrictedness of their space;we know that in 'nature' they wouldswim much further.How do we look at fish? We lookfor a long time, staring intently butmindlessly — with a stare madefamous by television viewing. Wesit as close to the tank as possible.Paik parodies this with the ex¬treme close-ups of the fish on thevideos. This is also how we tend tosit in front of a TV set; parents ty¬pically telling their children, 'Don'tsit so close'. This similarity in theway the observer sees the object isthe basis for the juxtaposition ofthe TVs and the fishtanks in thiswork.How do we look at fish? We don't— not here anyway. It is impossibleto look at the fish — or you can lookat them, but compared to the videothey seem boring. We'd rather seean enlarged, color-intensified videoof fish swimming around than seethe fish themselves. Here is somenature and here is the technologi¬cal form representing the nature.We want the complexity of thevideo. This is art for the eighties,though it dates from the middle se¬venties, not for the sixties: likehearing The Human League playthe reassembled stylistic forms ofa pop love song rather than Joan Baez singing an age-old courtingballad.Our perception has been tuned tothe pace of TV. That Paik's videosmove faster only makes us concen¬trate more. Certainly we could allstare at the fish if the video wasn'tthere, but when there is a choice,we choose the spectacle.“Fish Flies on Sky" is installedin the next room: over thirty televi¬sions hung on the ceiling, gentlewave noises continuously on theaudio. There are mats on the floor,and lying down on them oneachieves a relaxed quiet attentionto the video extremely easily. Re¬portedly (Village Voice May 25,1982) the late art critic GregoryBattcock called this the first worksince the Sistine Chapel to alter theupright position for looking at art.We are the fish now, the videos arethe flies, the bait, what we con¬sume. The several video programsrunning on the sets are partly vari¬ations on those in “Video Fish"with added images, mostly ofplanes and dancers. We are beingshown movement in free space:airplanes in the air, dancers on theground, and fish in the water.Walking down the short darkhallway, the viewer is next con¬fronted with a single pulsatingpoint of video light on a black andwhite TV. Just across from it, a lit-tfe down the hall is an old/preparedwood television, hollow except for asingle candle burning behind theglass. 'Nature' in the guise of pre¬video and pre-industrial light isbeing contrasted again with cul¬ture, video. The candle is in a fairlylarge cabinet that connotes 'fiftiesTV'. A television was still beingsold as a piece of furniture for yourliving room. ("Handsome cabinetdesign!") A candle in a wood andglass holder, like a fancy hurricanelamp has antique, and primarilyupper class associations. This nice video dot is emittianonymously modgrey molded piastthe everyTV of theocratically availabThe picture, theand its overtones,imal TV image pcstart of TV, the fiiwhen we turn onend of TV, the lastas it is turned off.the dot artisticallypresent, or the veras the hypotheticaimage it is also veimost basic, the placonnotation is reiTV's black and whpoint of light alsogious and scientifi<origin and creationfrom which all els<Together the T\tracted analogy,electric light as elivideo. The electriibut implied in th<"Candle TV," 1975THANKS FOR USING i6—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 1, 1982-THE GREY CITY JOURNAL■ure, the TV set, wasfordable either. Themitted from a moremodern TV with aPlastic cabinet. It isf the seventies, dem¬ailable.- the white video dotnes, is the most min-je possible. It is thelie first thing we seeon the set, and thelast image projectedI off. As minimalismically belongs to the3 very near past, butetical first televisiono very primitive, thee place it starts. Thiss reinforced by thed whiteness. A singlealso has strong reli-ntific associations ofation — a singularityI else arises,te TVs form a con-gy. A candle is toas electric light is toactric light is elidedn the candle, which stands in for it as the viewer com¬pares the two TVs. This reflectsPaik's belief that video and asso¬ciated technology (computers, sat¬ellites) are transforming our livesas the industrial revolution, sym¬bolized by the missing light blub,structurally changed life during itstime; that it has changed both howwe live and work and also our con¬sciousness — our desires, needs,etc. . . "Marx never telephonedEngels, understand" — Nam JunePaik (Video '80 #4, p. 14)."TV Garden," 36 televisions nes¬tled among plants, is a metaphori¬cal pun on the transformation ofthe wilderness into the garden, adistinctively American cultural no¬tion which is symbolically trans¬mitted through literature, art andfilm. The garden is carved out ofthe wilderness, culturally en¬closed, made safe and inhabitableby pioneers. The idea is tied to thatof manifest destiny — the divinemission of white western civiliza¬tion to move westward to make the"uncivilized" civilized, a notionwhich after the open spaces hadSCREENS been enclosed led to both militaryand cultural imperialsim: the mis¬sion of Ronald Reagan and CocaCola.Into the pastoral garden of theearly Nineteenth Century cametrains and industry — the machinein the garden. Paik has here alsoplaced the machine (TVs) into thisgarden. As in the TV candle/video¬dot comparison, Paik is presentingvideo as an innovation, an intru¬sion, a recasting of American lifesimilar to the industrial revolution.Nam June Paik performing "Violinwith String," 1975 The garden here consists of indoorplants — each potted separately —which look anonomously exotic butwhich are available at Woolworthsor from an office plant rental store.They are the international style ofindoor plants — they could be any¬where. This is the current reducedstate of the garden — a state inwhich the videos fit in rather well.Paik is a pioneer of video, and/orcertainly thinks of himself as such.The video tape "Global Groove"(1973) which is shown in the gardenis itself pioneering; it is the firstprogram-length tape Paik madefor broadcast TV, carving a gardenout of the wilderness of TV fare.Cultural imperialism, or the pen¬etration/forced diffusion of Ameri¬can culture into the rest of theworld, is a major theme of the"Global Groove" tape. The indus¬trial revolution both hastened thetransformation of the wildernessinto the garden and despoiled thewilderness. Similarly video and therest of the culture industry (pri¬marily music) have both speededAmerican culture's domination ofthe rest of the world and spoiledthat world, replacing or cooptingnative cultures into capitalistones.Paik is the consummate brico-leur in this work, stringing to¬gether bits of Japanese Pepsi com¬mercials, his own old tapes of JohnCage and Allen Ginsburg, an unk¬nown tribal drum player, CharlotteMoorman playing or talking, andSally Rand dancing to "Devil witha Blue Dress On." In his juxtaposi¬tion of items, the represented ac¬ tion may come from different con¬texts, or completely differentcultures, but as representations,they all are united as part of hiswork, just as capatalism commo-dotizes anything it encounters.There are about sixty differentobjects in the exhibit, but I see themain part of it as the first fourrooms, three of which contain sin¬gle, large-scale installations, aseries which is then concluded withthe "V-yramid".As one walks through the exhibit,one first looks straight ahead at"Video Fish," then up at "FishFlies on Sky," then straight acrossagain in the next room where "TVClock" and "The Moon is the Ol¬dest TV" are shown, and then downat the "TV Garden." This visualmovement is similar to that inwhich the "TV Clock" involves us,as we look at the twenty four TVsets and follow the stages of a linein 360° rotation. But it is more pre¬cisely mirrored in the "V-yramid"where the 32 TV sets are stacked ingroups of four, one "right side up,"one on top of that one right end up,and one next to that one "up sidedown" which rests on a final set,left end up.A similar movement occursagain, but on a more symboliclevel. In "TV Fish" we have videoand nature both presented but in anon-harmonious juxtapositionwhere the TV dominates. Then in"Fish Flies on Sky," TV takes onthe relaxing sedative function ofsky or landscape, "nature-to-be-gazed-at." In the third room, TVreplicates and represents "nature"in the "TV Candle" and single dotvideo where the dot stands for thesingle flame; in "The Moon is theFirst TV", a series of altered TVswhich show a series of still imageswhich replicate the phases of themoon; and in "TV Clock" and inthe planet-like projections on thewall. Finally in the fourth room, in"TV Garden" we have the TVsagain set with nature, but this timein a harmonious relationship, ofhowever dubious valve completingthe cycle."TV Buddha," 1974THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—FRIDAY, OCTOBER 1, 1982—7THE ALLIGATOR ON THE CEILINGby Keith FlemingPeople who are out of it have always founda place in fiction. In fact, certain kinds offiction are like kingdoms-where a weird in¬version of values holds sway: shyness is ad¬mirable — it means you're sensitive. Feel¬ing alienated, scared, or humiliated is fine— provided it's vivid. Being an oddball isgreat — you're an original. Being an oddballwho's also a failure is even better: it blessesyou with a loser's lyric gratitude for thesmallest crumbs of happiness that fall yourway. As for acting awkward and unsure ofyourself all the time, this only means you'rekeeping yourself achingly open to changeand a fresh new view on life around you.The pink sky above the quads at night really got Leora. There was something dan¬gerous about it — like there might be a fireabove the clouds in the top stories of someskyscraper. It was frightening to think offlames all the way up in the Loop toastingthe clouos above campus ... The pink skylooked so weird Leora couldn't even think ofit as being sky; the sky as far as she wasconcerned was still up in Snowshoe, Michigan, where she came from: deep black nightsky so clean you can see the Milky Way likevapor trapped up there with all the stars.Back down on earth, the spiky medieval-looking lamps on the gate seemed like ev¬erything else at U of C — sharp and lonely.Everybody was so brilliant here (but sostern!) From what Leora could tell, the toneyou talked in at U of C (even over coffee inthe "C" Shop) was quick and business-like— no nonsense. The efficient minds allaround her were already finding out shewasn't one of them, and it was only threedays into "O" week. Earlier that day she'dbeen talking about Kafka with some otherfirst year students and she'd happened tobring up one of his parables, "The Tower ofBabel.""Bable," one of the girls corrected her,pronouncing it so it rhymed with table."Oh, I always thought it was supposed tobe like 'babble,' " Leora said."Yeah, well I'm sure the meaning's thesame in Hebrew." The girl yawned, as ifbored with how little there was left for her tolearn. "You know...baby talk."Leora noticed there were a lot more guysaround campus than girls, but the guysshe'd been sitting in lecture halls with actedlike all they really cared about was takingdown furious notes in about three differentnotebooks.Which was fine with her. Leora realizedthe only way she'd keep from flunking outhere was to always be studying and alwaysbe alone. She saw the whole year ahead ofher as a bright white page in front of her.Her life would be spent inside the little wallsof those cubicles in the Reg, with always an¬other bright page waiting for you to read itand the library lights blazing above you lateinto the stone-towered night....Life would hurt here/really hurt. It wouldmean writing — and writing — until the pen¬cil was slippery with sweat and her handached and the sweat stung the raw blisterson her fingers and she felt a little dizzy fromall the words she was writing, what withleaning down over the paper for hours andher nose right down there in the reek offresh lead.Leora wandered so far from campus shedidn't even know if she was still in HydePark. She was standing in front of a darkVictorian house that probably had ghostsliving in it. The darkness behind its windowswas so dense the street lights glanced off it,like the air was thick in there with livingspirits. The little fenced-in front yard withEnglish Ivy instead of grass remindedLeora somehow that being lonely all thetime can sometimes be very valuable. Likein those Rilke books, Ewald Tragy and TheNotebook of somebody or other, where theguy is always walking around alone andhaving these strange experiences becauseeveryone he sees is a stranger."Hi. Hi there."Leora had walked a few houses down andnow this old man on a stoop was talking toher. He looked like Santa Claus — Santa Claus with ugly black glasses. "If you'relooking for the Exchange it's right here,right down here in the garden." The old mansounded so daffy and unassuming, and looking into the liquid-y magnified innocence ofhis eyes Leora felt like she was with a childand she didn't feel nervous at all."You see, you leave something here," theold man said slowly, like he was also tryingto chew something. "Like a bicycle or abirdcage. And then... then you take something. Like this long dog chain I found at¬tached to the stump of a tree.... You got adog?""No, but I have a matchbook," Leora hadbeen wondering what she was going to doImogen Cunningham Untitledwith this matchbook...she'd written a littlepoem on it. She liked the matchbook because it was perfectly white (until she wroteon it) and didn't have any matches left.She'd been waiting in a park all evening theday before for a piece of newspaper toblow up against her leg like in the DylanThomas story, so she could write somethingon it and fling it generously back into thewind. But it wasn't very windy that nightand there didn't seem to be much trashblowing about. On her way back tocampusshe'd found the matchbook in the grass nextto a beautiful wing broken off from some in¬sect. The wing was divided up into whatlooked like little iridescent panes, and itmade her think of a stained glass feather.She'd even pasted the wing inside thematchbook so some of its bottom panesstuck out arid you couldn't close the cover."Here, we'll put your poem under my redpillow here, well — well because it's a veryred pillow."Now it was time for Leora to take some¬ thing. He had lots of things she could take,silk scarves raised in the garden rain, for¬tune cookies sculptured by roaches, a walkdown the street to a party the kids had invit¬ed him to....At the party a big handsome boy withhairy knuckles lit a joint and passed it toLeora. He seemed all excited this was thefirst time she'd ever gotten high. "Watch,it'll be like getting a softer mind," he toldher. Somehow this didn't sound nearly as ex¬citing to Leora as Baudelaire's descriptionsof being high at the Hashish Eaters' Club ofParis — she wondered if it was at all poss¬ible that she'd see rubies gleaming in someone's transparent stomach too.Leora felt her whole body being boosted toa high trembling frequency. A faint ringingin her brain escaped out her ears. The boywent on talking but Leora couldn't concen¬trate on anything as far away as somebodyelse's voice. There were so many pictureshumming out of her eyes to look at. "Thesun is so violent," she heard herself say, be¬cause ail she could see was sharp points ofwhite light lancing the heaving blue waves.There was so much to think about, eventhings outside the window she was standingnext to. Like trees. Like which tree would beexactly right for her to live up in, or if youthought about it, whether trees are reallythat friendly. Because it suddenly dawnedon Leora that trees are really a sort of mon¬strous plant, thrusting up like serpents fromunderground. The aggressiveness of trees!They way they don't disappear in winter likeflowers do, just stand there.There was really too much to think about.And she wished her mind would stop punish¬ing her with light jumping up hurt off the cutting edged pieces of broken glass the seawas floating so heavy in. Why did her mindhave to keep wringing and wringing thethoughts out of her so that the hot on herforehead felt like emergency?Good God, was she trapped in here? In¬side her self? She could barely hear themusic. Or understand ever again what peopie were laughing about.In the bathroom mirror Leora's eyesstared hard and unforgiving at her; tight littie balls that looked worried sick. A sweatylock licked itself stuck to her white beatingforehead. Her face looked like a grotesquelittle moon underneath all that hot ridicu¬lous hair, the damp ends of it curling in¬wards and tickling her neck. Her skin actually looked like runny over warm whitebutter. Leora stared at herself so intenselyand so long that her face was not in clearfocus anymore, as though she were lookingbehind her face, and in this suggestive blurriness all she could see was eyes — howbright, huge human eyes were! — each ofher eyes shifted over to the left to makeroom for two more eyes: four watchfulfields of light staring at her now. Her face,now that she noticed it again, had grownlean and cruelly angular...a//en-angular.Was this what she really looked like?Her whole body was feeling like a stungfunny bone. All the bugs on these white, toowhite, bathroom walls must be frying todeath. Did people really use this bathroomwith the naked bulb in the ceiling, burninglike that into your eyes? She didn't evenknow if it was a bulb, it was so bright — allshe could see was this dense white hot sun, asun which expanded before her eyes, like itfed on her doing something wrong like pay¬ing attention to it.Something swiped the sun away. Leorafelt herself yanked backwards and hurtledthrough the huge dark absence of the sun.Like a camera zooming back for a long shot,she saw earth farther and farther awayfrom her, blue, tiny now. "How weird theearth is," a voice intimate as her mind whis¬pered, "how weird it all is."She came to, face down in the fluffy bath-mat. A spasm in her stomach jack knifedher to her knees, on trembling needle-prickly hands. As a child, being sick on thetoilet had been a prophecy of everyone's —even Mom's — ultimate indifference to her;a prophecy of doom, of good health turningout to be a lie which can't protect you forlong, no, your good luck runs out eventuallyin the cold isolation of a stranger'sbathroom, on the toilet, with your right kneejiggering like a captured animal and some¬one- you don't even know pounding on thedoor....Leora finally left the bathroom. She madeher way down a long corridor packed withlaughing staring faces, one after another,looming right up like intrusive close-ups innightmares. She stumbled out the front dooron the he^ls of someone else — a girl, whoturned around and said: "It smells like amonkey house in there!"Leora wondered how the girl's wide openeyes could look so sparkly-wet happy aboutthe idea, but then the skin under the girl'seyes relaxed into freshly-carved groovesand Leora knew the girl was complicated."Cheer up," the girl said in a new, sort ofdourly chipper voice. She was already walk¬ing casually down the stairs with erectshoulders when she threw out, "I think Ihave just enough cognac to get us throughthe night."Outside in the night Leora's mind felt refreshingly vacant, like the air being dreami¬ly drubbed under the rustling Oak trees. Sheremembered she was walking with astrange girl and said, "I'm sorry I'm notbeing very interesting, it's just I've nevergotten —""Don't. Don't...I like you quiet." The girlsaid this matter-of factly, leaning down withher eye on something on the sidewalk. "Adying beetle," she murmured, turning thebeetle over gently on her index finger. 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The story is time¬less: a domineering matron attempts toforce a stuffy husband on her youngestdaughter against the wishes of the rest ofthe family. The daughter, of course, is plan¬ning on a more dashing type, but her will isno match for her mother's.The play begins with a catty discussion ofthe more desirable suitor by his hopefulfiance Henriette and her sibling Armande.We learn that Armande has rejected the ad¬vances of Clitandre, the man Henriettewishes to marry, because she is desirous ofa pure, spiritual union which normal humanrelations might sully. Alas, it's the old con¬flict between love and lust. Armande doesn'ttrust the former and she is terrified by thelatter. She professes that a woman's mind iswasted in marriage and she would ratherpractice sophistry than housekeeping, butbehind her philosophical bravura is a poorlyconcealed fear of sex. Clitandre interruptsthis tete-a-tete, and in order to infuriate Ar¬mande, reconfirms his attachment toHenriette, who has been demurely sewinglace during the entire scene. She is, as Shawmight say, a "womanly woman" who has nointerest in improving her mind. Henriette'sfather, Chrysale, supports her choice of Cli¬tandre but he has never had his own way inhousehold affairs and needs his brotherAriste’s constant advice and support. Thereal head of the family, however, is his wifePhilaminte. She insists that Henriettemarry Trissotin, a portly poet of dubious tal¬ent who is interested only in Henriette'sdowry and good looks.By the end of the play everything is pre¬dictably "comme il faut." But Moliere isbrilliant at keeping one step ahead of his au¬dience. Henriette gets her man, but we sus¬pect that he is still in love with Armande.Her father Chrysale finally has his own waytoo, but he is such a mouse that we can'tcredit him with the happy ending. It is Ariste, the reasonable fraternal councellor("Le raisonneur", Moliere's standard rep¬resentative of common sense) to whom ourfinal sign of relief is due.The Learned Ladies is much more than abattle of the sexes: it is peopled with womenand men who are equally ridiculous. Phila-minte's preaching about the necessity forwomen to use their minds makes sense, butshe is so pompous and gushes so genuinelyat Trissotin's terrible verse that we can onlylaugh at her and her opinions. She is like aseventeenth century Phyliss Schlafly. Hav¬ing decided in her own narrow minded waywhat a woman should aspire to, she blindsherself to the possibility of dissension. Any¬one who disagrees with her is wrong; in herself-proclaimed moral majority she has for¬gotten what human beings are reaily like. Her ambition to found a women's academyis really a method of purging the Frenchlanguage of what she considers to be unso¬phisticated grammar.By making Philaminte such a foolishcharacter, it might appear that Moliere isadvocating Henriette's traditional view offeminine propriety. She, however, is as dullas Philaminte is funny. And the men fare nobetter. Except for Ariste (who plays a smallrole) they are either insincere, weak-willed,or lecherous. Moliere exposes them all aspeople as confused as the rest of us; it istheir ignorance of their own foibles thatmakes them ridiculous. But we the audi¬ence, safe in our seats, are invited to laugh.After all, it is more comforting to chuckle atthe characters in wigs on stage than at our¬selves, and no one was more aware of this than Moliere.The Pegasus company provides a fairamount of genuine comedy, but the cast istoo uneven to allow the audience to relaxcompletely. The older actors, Corrine Lyonas Philaminte, James Krulish as Chrysale,and Daniel Robbins as Ariste, are obviouslyat ease with Richard Wilbur's verse translation, but there were jarring notes all eve¬ning that should have been ironed out duringthe previews.There are technical difficulties in per¬forming any classic and the peculiarities ofMoliere's jeux de mots and choreographyare especially tricky. Moliere directed all ofhis plays with precision; each movementthe actors made was planned. Their steps,skirt swishings, and fan snappings werecounted and perfected to match what theywere saying. Pegasus director Ronald Fal-zone has made a game attempt to illustratethis symmetry and in some scenes he pulls itoff marvellously. But even barring the lackof technique, there is an important humandimension lacking in all of the characterswhich does a disservice to the playwright.This is overcome in a few dialogues betweenClitandre and Armande (Mark Richardsand Patty Rust) where their emotions cometo the surface. But I suspect that this is be¬cause the actors have forgotten what theyhave been told to do. Overall, they exhibittoo much restraint to make us care aboutthem.The outward trappings of this productionare all good. Ron Greene's set is a chefd'oeuvre in gold spray paint and the cos¬tumes by Sraa are suitably elegant (al¬though I missed sashes on the men). Despiteits problems of interpretation, The LearnedLadies is worth seeing in these days of self-righteousness and book banning. Pegasusallows the brilliance of Moliere to shine andthe company is to be commended for under¬taking such a difficult yet worthwhile task.The Learned Ladies has an open-endedrun (probably through November) at thePegasus Playhouse on the second floor ofthe Edgewater Presbyterian Church, 1020West Bryn Mawr Avenue, at the corner ofSheridan and Bryn Mawr, 5600 north. Per¬formances are Thursdays through Satur¬days at 8 pm and Sundays at 2 pm and 7 pm.Tickets are $3 for students. Call 271-2638 forreservations.ALLIGATOR CEILINGSuddenly the woman skipped ahead ofLeora, spreading her arms like wings. Thegirl was being so spacy, Leora felt free to dowhatever she wanted: she spread her armstoo. The night air whistled cool across herdown-turned palms, and Leora realized thatmaybe everything this girl did had somecalculated aesthetic logic to it. Lightningblinked behind a steep gabled roof andLeora rode a sudden thrilling surge of feel¬ing that a year ago in this same weathershe'd never seen this steep black roof or thisgirl or even suspected you could get this air-current on your palms."The strangest thing happened with myfeet in South America.” -The girl was talkingright at her feet, which were stickingstraight up on the footrest in her living roomand were really skinny. "I was sitting in thisbathtub...waiting for it to fill up." The girlpaused, and Leora imagined the bathtubwas one of those ancient peeling ones onballed feet. "I suppose it was because l wasstaring at the spout....it was all rusty and Icould hear this horrible grinding noise com¬ing out of it....But then the water came! Justlittle dribbles, of course, but so pure, sopure!" The girl stopped talking again and itoccurred to Leora that maybe the girl wasgiving them both time to appreciate thescene.. For some reason, Leora imagined thebathtub in this really wild country wherebathrooms had wide-open French windows in them and sunlight came striking in cleardown through the water to the tub's old zincbottom, which Leora somehow knew felt allgrainy with sediment when you ran yourhand over it."The tub was small so I had my feetpressed right up there around the spout. Iguess that's how I noticed them. Becausesuddenly I realized my feet were ruined hands. Oh, I felt so sorry for them — scaredof them too. Feet are freaks. They really arefreaks....The pour thumbs smushed in withthe toes, and the palms just flattening them¬selves out and hogging all the room from thefingers....That's what bothered me most Ithink: the little dwarf finger-toes."Leora took her turn (their conversionseemed like a kind of reading) and told theSUNDAY 1230vi mat bus girl about a recurring nightmare she had:waking up wrapped up in vines...restlessvines with strangleholds in their hands."I'm going to bed," the girl announced."Everyone who visits me always ends upsleeping over. It's always too late and toofar to go home." The girl clicked off thelight. "Just throw your clothes anywhere."In bed, Leora could see the whole ceiling,splotted thick with nervous shadows —leaves, she supposed, and those tendril-yplants against the windows. Lightningblinked through the windows without asound. As a child Leora's life at night hadbeen ruled by the down-sloping skull andover-hanging brow of "The Beast Man," asshe called the shadow that stared down ather in fierce profile from the ceiling aboveher bed. It never occurred to Leora to investigate the source of a being so obviouslyfearsome, and she put up with The BeastMan as bravely as possible."Oh no, there's a captured animal on theceiling!" the girl exclaimed into the bedroom quiet, with a kind of good-humoredgiggling pity. "See it?""It's an alligator," Leora declared."You're right1. It is an alligator! Look, oh,look at it lunging around in its poor littlechains...."Was this what adulthood was like? Leorawondered. Being able to stay up all nightwatching shadows? Having someone towatch them with? And this feeling, this newfeeling, that everything's still about to happen and you can just lie here watching lighting blinking through windows without asound? 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In colleges, the curric¬ulum became increasingly dominated bythe major, with both general and specializedrequirements, as well as electives, frequent¬ly being justified almost wholly on the basisof their presumed utility for graduate study.The Baccalaureate degree had become apreparatory degree, rather than an end in it¬self.I have given this brief overview, not as adispassionate historian of education (I amnot), but rather to make a point. We standtoday in an uneasy compromise, if not in animpossible contradiction. College’s rhetoricof “general education,” of what is “liberal”in what they do, largely reflects notions ofliberal learning in vogue before the 50s inwhich, as we have seen, colleges functionedas finishing schools, teaching a curriculumdesigned to provide for fruitful leisure (asopposed to sloth) and to produce civility.Colleges' rhetoric of “specialized educa¬tion”, or “education in depth,” as it is some¬times misleadingly called, largely reflectsnotions of collegiate education current sincethe late 50s in which preparation for gradu¬ate studies and academic careers governedthe design of curricula, if less successfullytheir outcome.I would hold both of these understandings,their rhetorics and rationales, to be inade¬quate in principle. But, setting this aside, inlight of the forces (largely external) pre¬sently impinging on higher education, bothare anachronistic, implausible and imprac¬tical. Their present all too frequent confusedand jarring combination can neither be sus¬tained nor justified.In light of these considerations, what canone say at an occasion such as this? Let mebegin again, and attempt to expose some ofthe most general sorts of presuppositionsthat might be brought to the enterprise ofguessing about college education.I begin with an obvious detail. In the stag¬gering diversity of colleges, there are a mul¬titude of spatial arrangements — the waysin which the blocks of courses are organ¬ized: general requirements, major require¬ments, prerequisites, electives and the like.Each is appropriate, or at least habitual, tothe peculiar ecology of particular institu¬tions. What remains more or less constant(even under our indefensible quarter sys¬tem) are the temporal arrangements. Re¬gardless of the academic calendar em¬ployed, there is almost always less than onehundred hours of classtime in a year-longcourse. And there is no reason to supposethat any student who takes one course on agiven subject will necessarily take anotherone. Less than one hundred hours (not quitefour full days) may represent, for a signifi¬cant number of students, their sole course ofstudy in a particular subject matter. It iswith this ‘bureaucratic’ fact that thinkingabout collegiate education must begin. Forwithin such a context, no course can do ev¬erything, no course can be complete. Rathereach course is required to be incomplete, tobe self-consiously and articulately selec¬tive.We do not reflect often enough together onthe delicious yet terrifying freedom under¬graduate education offers by these rigidtemporal constraints. Regardless of whatwe do, we must do it in the equivalent of fouryears. This is an article of numerologicalfaith more firmly held by the academy thanreverence for the number seven was by theancient Pythagoraeans. What this means —once more — is that we cannot, we do not,have to ‘cover’ everything. As long as weconceive of the Bachelor’s degree as havinga completion and integrity of its own, thenthere is nothing that must be studied ortaught, nothing that cannot be left out. A col¬lege curriculum, whether represented by aparticular course, a program, or a four-yearcourse of study, thus becomes an occasionfor deliberate, collegial, institutionalizedchoice, this, then, is what our common dis¬course needs to be about. This is what binds us together as colleagues. How to respons¬ibly seize this freedom ? This is not a ques¬tion that can be resolved by recourse tosome registrar’s formula. It can only be ad¬dressed by subjecting our gueses to mutualclarification and argument.I take as a corollary to this that each thingtaught or studied is taught or studied, notbecause it is ‘there,’ but because it is an ex¬ample, an exempli gratia of something thatis fundamental, something that may serveas a precedent for further interpretationand understanding by providing an arsenalof skills and paradigms as resources fromwhich to reason, from which to extend thepossibility of intelligibility to that whichmay first appear to be novel or strange.Given this — that that which is taught orstudied is by way of an “e.g.,” that the cur¬riculum is an occasion for institutionalize;choice — than the primary choice, by bothfaculty and students alike, is what shall thethings studied, what shall the things taught,exemplify? This ought to be explicit in everyacademic endeavor, at every level of thecurriculum.Behind such a view of education stands aset of presuppositions, of guesses, if youplease, concerning knowledge. Chief amongthese is that the world is not ‘given.’ It is notsimply ‘there.’ We constitute it by acts of in¬terpretation. We constitute it by speech, andby memory, and by judgement. It is by anact of human will, through projects of lan¬guage and history, through words and mem¬ory, that we fabricate the world and our¬selves. But, there is a double sense to theword, “fabrication.” It means both “tobuild” and “to lie.” Education comes to lifeat the moment of tension generated by thisduality. For, though we have no othermeans than language for treating with theworld, words are not, after all, the same asthat which they seek to name and describe.Though we have no other recourse than tomemory, to precedent, if the world is not tobe endlessly novel and, hence, forever unin¬telligible, the fit is never exact, nothing isever quite the same. What is required at thispoint of tension is the trained capacity forjudgement, for appreciating and criticizingthe relative adequacy and insufficiency ofany proposal of language and of memory.What we labor at together in college is theproduction of individuals who know not onlythat the world is far more complex than itfirst appears, but also that, therefore, inter¬pretative decisions must be made, decisionsof judgement which entail real conse¬quences for which one must take responsi¬bility, from which one may not flee by thedodge of disclaiming expertise. This ultima¬tely political quest for paradigms, for theacquisition of the powers and skills of in¬formed judgement, for the dual capacitiesof appreciation and criticism might well stand as the explicit goal of every level ofthe college curriculum. The difficult enter¬prise of making interpretative decisions,and facing up to their full consequences,ought to inform each and every course, eachand every object of study.In this regard, college is not unlike thework-a-day world. Perhaps the major dif¬ference is that we are allowed the privilegeelsewhere limited only to television cam¬eras when they cover sports. For we canmake our decisions in ‘slow motion,’ we canhave the benefit of ‘instant replay,’ in orderthat the processes of arriving at a decision,as well as its outcome, can be carefully stud¬ied, evaluated, and argued.The fundamentals of a collegiate LiberalArts education, from such a viewpoint, aredecisions between interpretations, the skillsattendant upon the understanding of partic¬ular interpretations, and the ability to trans¬late one interpretation in terms of another.Above all, they are that which leads to thecapacity for argumentation, and, therefore,to responsible judgements. My guess abouteducation is that it is, essentially, argu¬ment. Education is argument about inter¬pretations.Despite what you may have been told, col¬lege is not a “learning experience.’’ Plan-aria, bees, mice, perhaps even machines,can all learn. They can process informationand retain it. They can discern repetitive,significant patterns on the basis of past ex¬perience. They can undertake efficient andeffective action on the basis of such infor¬mation and patterns. And, if this fails, per¬haps they can innovate. But no other beingthan man, as far as we know, can argue. Forargument is not based on the world as it is,but rather on what the world might imply. Itis the world refracted — no longer the world,but rather our world — a world of signifi¬cance, interpretation, and, therefore, of ar¬gument. It is a world of social beings, not bi-ological ones. For significance,interpretation and argument are impossiblewithout fellow men. Even as words, theyseem strangely naked without their atten¬dant prepositions: significance is signifi¬cance for; interpretation is interpretationto; argument is argument with. It is this“second enviroment,” the social, in contra¬distinction to the natural, that is the arenaand object of education.All of this has been put with uncommon el¬egance in a lapidary formulation by thatgifted and ingenious Argentinian author,Borges.Reality may avoid the obligation to beinteresting, but hypotheses may not.To translate Borges into our more prosaicterminology, this difference is caused by thefact that we do not argue with the world, but with each other. We argue with one an¬other’s hypotheses, proposals, and interpre¬tations, with the way each construes theworld or its parts.I do not know what came to your mindwhen you heard Borges’s word, “inter¬esting.” Although, for me, it is the most sol¬emn and powerful word I can utter, it hassuffered grevious banalization.We say, “How interesting,” when we real¬ly mean, “Ho hum.” “How was Smith’stalk?” “Oh, it was interesting,” constitutesa prime example of what is meant by‘damning with faint praise.’ To find some¬thing “interesting” is often no more thanwhat a Frenchman means when he finds it,“very amusing” (tres amusant).Such a notion of “interesting” is appro¬priate to that genteel social world constitut¬ed by gossip. Here, what is “interesting” isthe unexpected, the slightly out-of-place. “Ishe handsome?” “No, but he has an inter¬esting face.” “Isn’t it interesting (raisedeyebrows) who she was with last night?”This understanding of “interesting” re¬minds me of those sixteenth century “cabi¬nets of curiousities,” direct ancestors of“Ripley’s Believe It or Not” and “That’s In¬credible,” more remote ancestors of ourconetemporary museums. The cabinets dis¬played a hotchpotch of exotica, arranged inpleasing aesthetic patterns. Thus sea shells,coins, fossils, a coconut, a shrunken head, adried sea horse, a mermaid’s hand, an ori¬ental dagger, and a “fragment of the Towerof Babel” (to quote one catalogue) would bejuxtaposed, one to the other, with no reasonexcept that they “catch the fancy” of thespectator. Note that, with the possible ex¬ception of the mermaid’s hand and the frag¬ment from Babel (which were genuine ar¬tifacts, mislabeled), everything in such acollection was “real.” The objects were fac¬tual, but they were meaningless, they wereinsignificant in the strict sense of the word.For they told no story, they raised no ques¬tions — they were inarticulate. Or, at best,they provided an occasion for gossip. “Seethat? Tres amusant!’’Translated into the world of collegiate ed¬ucation, such a gossipy, inconsequential un¬derstanding of “interesting” is what oftengoverns the elective curriculum, and, all toooften, the survey course.What I have described, thus far, is the no¬tion of “interesting” as often trivialized incommon discourse. But, there is another un¬derstanding. One closer to its original mean¬ing as continued in the legal and commer¬cial term, “interest.” In this understanding,things that are “interesting,” things that be¬come objects of interest, are things in whichyou have a stake, things which place you atrisk, things which are important to you,things which made a difference.When a book, an idea, an object is found“interesting” in this sense, it is not becauseit titillates, but rather because it challenges.Ultimately, because it challenges the way inwhich you have construed the world. It is“interesting” because it may compel you tochange.In contradistinction to the objects dis¬played in the “cabinets of curiousities,” ob¬jects of interest are supremely articulate,or, rather, they require you to be articulate.They call forth speech and discourse, notgossip. They provoke argument. As such,they cannot be allowed to stand alone as iso¬lated specimens, or be arranged in superfi¬cially pleasing patterns. They must be inte¬grated into a coherent view of the world, orthey must challenge your previous propos¬als of coherence and integration. Thingsmay be most “interesting” when they arecapable of being contrued in a variety ofways, and when we may tot up the gain orloss of each proposal. Things are “inter¬esting” in the fullest sense of the word, whenthey exemplify, when they signify, whenthey critize, when they entail — in short,when they have consequences, when theyare consequential.Such object of interest ought to be thefocus of a Liberal Arts collegiate educjation.To allow such “interest,” the curriculum aswell as each course must be coherent and in¬tegrated, or be critical. Each must striveself-consciously to be consequential. This26—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 1, 1982Faculty Exchangecannot be left to chance or whim, to the ran¬dom accretion of distribution requirementsand the like. Courses must be designed to be“interesting.” For, students cannot beasked to be consequential while the facultyabstains. Students cannot be asked to inte¬grate what the faculty will not. Students willnot be critical if the faculty is not.In a few days, many of you will begincourses in the “Common Core.” It is theplace in the curriculum of this Collegewhere this understanding of “interesting” ismost clearly, articulately, and persistentlystriven for, if not always achieved. It is pos¬sible to view these courses as introductions,as beginning moments in the study of partic¬ular subject matters or disciplines. It is pos¬sible to view many of these courses as sur¬veys of great books or great ideas in thedevelopment of our culture or its manyaspects. But to do so, I would hold, would beto trivialize them. We do not undertake suchstudies for the sake of gossip, but rather forthe sake of argument. We do not participatein courses in the Sciences, the Social Stu¬dies, and the Humanities in order to learn asmattering about each to enliven futurecocktail parties, or to make us better con-sumrs of the evening’s news.I do not care if months from now you nolonger recall what particular thing Aristotleor Weber said, if you no longer rememberwhat a virtual proton is thought to ‘be’ ac¬cording to some perturbation theory. But Iwould insist that you gain some sense of thearguments between these major forms ofhuman knowledge. What if man and theworld is as the Humanities, or the SocialSciences, or the Sciences would have it?What then? What would it be like to live insuch a world? What modes of speech wouldyou have to master in order to translateyour perception of the world and your hu¬manity into theirs? Or, to translate theserival perceptions into each other’s terms? Isman and the world constituted by speechand by symbols — as some would have it? Isman and the world constituted by both inde¬terminacy and law — as some would have it.In each of these major arguments, althoughthe data may often be the same, what“counts”, as well as the methods and stra¬tegies of persuasion, will be quite dif¬ferent. So too with the rest of the curriculum. De¬spite the staggering array of courses thatwe offer, you have not entered some super¬market in which a variety of cultures, ideas,techniques and world views are displayed inorder to tempt you to pick this one for todayand some other for tomorrow; a supermar¬ket in which you will cheerfully pick up thespecial of the week, pay the cashier, hand inyour coupons (i.e. your credits), and receiveyour “green stamps” in the form of a diplo¬ma. We are here to traffic in “interesting”matters; at times, in life and death ques¬tions for ourselves and others. There areagruments and decisions to be made as to“what is the case” and how we should treatwith it. For we have the option — you and I— of living in a world that we think of asbeing merely ‘at hand,’ or a world in whichwe have chosen to dwell. A world that is con¬stituted by our arguments, and ratified byour accepting full responsibility for the con¬sequences of the critical, interpretative de¬cisions we have made.I don not speak of some conversion experi¬ence by which you accept this or that inter¬pretation as true for all times, some “Eure¬ka!” after which everything will becomeclear and plain to see. Each proposal, nomatter how imperialist its claims or persua¬sive its justifications, is but partial. That isw'hy, after all, there is argument about, andbetween, interpretations. That is why thereis education.Indeed, there is more. Above all, there isthe never ending work: the task of master¬ing the diversity of objects of interest, andthe acquisition of the varied languages forintelligent discourse about them; the laborof contructing integration and coherence;the exertions of criticism; the responsibili¬ties of judgement. This is the work of a lif-time, and it is the work of life.For, in the end, to guess about education isto guess about the world. To undertake thework of education is to undertake the workof the world. In challenging you to acceptthese tasks, I charge you in the words of anancient teacher:If not by us, then by whom? If notnow, then when?38 •yjar£T*a m* m m mmM■ ii~ iMl Ml WORTH OF FREE FOOD!ENTRY BLANKName3rd ANNUALDEU SWEEPSTAKESWIN• 1st Prize - (1 Winner) Fully catered party trays worth$125.00 delivered right to your office or home. (Enoughfood to feed over 30 people.)•2nd prize - (1 Winner) Free lunch for the month ofNovember at Morry s. Worth a total of $75.00.•3rd Prize - (80 Winners) Coupon redeemable for $5.00worth of free food.RULESJust fill out this entry blank & bring it in to Morry s CampusStore when you buy your lunch. All entries must be in byOctober 15, 1982. Drawing to be held, Saturday, October1 6, 1 982. Winners will be notified by phone.MORRY'S DEUIn the University Bookstore • 5750 S. Ellis— Plus —Our Newst Location Morry s Fried Fish Palace5500 S. Cornell Ave. 1 603 E. 55th St. SThe Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 1, 1982—27Summer NewsAdministration changesf)VPr thp Qiimmor mnnthc pAlUn/v __Over the summer months, the College ad¬ministration saw several major changes asits staff was altered by step-ups, step-downs, newcomers, and departures.Sinaiko new Collegedean of studentsDonald Levine, successor to Jonathan Z.Smith as dean of the College, officially tookoffice Sept. 15. He had previous commit¬ments for the summer; therefore, transi¬tional assistant John MacAloon, assistantprofessor in the Social Sciences CollegiateDivision, took on some of the responsibilitiesof the dean. Filling the position of dean ofstudents in the College was another task re¬quired of the dean of the College. Thus, atthe end of July, Levine named Herman L.Sinaiko to replace Lorna Strauss, who hasbeen dean of students in the College for thepast 11 years. Sinaiko is an associate profes¬sor in the Humanities and the New Colle¬giate Divisions and the student advisor inthe General Studies in the Humanities pro¬gram. He took office October 1. Levine alsonamed Richard Taub, associate professor inthe Social Sciences Collegiate Division, asthe associate dean of the College. This is anewly created position which concentrateson student information processing, runningsummer quarter courses, fund raising, andfinancial aid.New collegiatemasters appointedLevine also appointed three new division¬al masters. Associate Professor of BiologyJames A. Teeri was named Master of the Bi¬ological Sciences Collegiate Division; Pro¬fessor of Classics James M. Redfield asmaster of the Humanities; Professor of Po¬litical Science J. David Greenstone as mas¬ter of the Social Sciences.The staff again will be altered when Rich¬ ard N. Rosett, dean of the Graduate Schoolof Business (GSB), steps down from his postJune 30, 1983, one year before his term ex¬pires. Rosett said, in the July 23 Maroon,that his early resignation will enable GSB toinstall the next dean before the kick-oof ofits capital campaign scheduled for autumn1983. Rosett w'ill have been the GSB dean fornine years and plans to resume teaching atthe University after he takes leave of ab¬sence.Richard Rosett will step down one yearearly as dean of the Graduate School ofBusiness.Dam appointedDeputy Sec’y of StateSeveral University of Chicago facultymoved towards Washington, D.C. this sum¬mer. George Shultz, who came to the Uni¬versity in 1957 and was a professor of Indus¬trial Relations and former GSB dean, waschosen to succeed Secretary of State Alex¬ander Haig, who resigned in late June. Sincehis U of C days, Shultz has held many posi¬tions in both the public and private sectorand has published many books and articles concerning the field of industrial relations.Joining Shultz in Washington, Kenneth W.Dam, former provost of the University, wasnamed deputy secretary of state. He re¬placed Walter J. Stoessel as the State De¬partment’s No. 2 man, second only toSchultz. Dam was appointed provost byHanna Gray July 1, 1980. He was also theHarold J. and Marion F. Green Professor ofInternational Legal Studies in the U of CLaw School. Replacing Dam as provost isAnthropology Professor Robert McCormickAdams, who was appointed by Hannah Grayand officially took office Sept. 15. Ralph W.Nicholas, chairman of the department of an¬thropology, was appointed deputy provost.The duties of the University Provost includeserving as a principle director of all aca¬demic affairs, hiring and tenure. The deputyprovost serves as the second-hand man toProvost.Law professor namedto Federal judgeshipAnother U of C professor was nominatedby Ronald Reagan to serve as a judge on theUS Circuit Court of Appeals for the Districtof Columbia. Antonin Scalia, Chicago Lawprofessor, would succeed Roger Robb. Sca¬lia has been at the University since 1977.U of C ‘geniuses’awarded prizesOver the next five years, three Universityof Chicago professors will receive a total of$640,000 awarded to them by the John D. andCatherine T. MacArthur Foundation. Fran¬cesca Rochberg-Halton, research assistantof the Chicago Assyrian Dictionary at theOriental Institute; Ralph Shapey, professorin the Department of Music; and MichaelSilverstein, professor of anthropology, lin¬guistics, and behavioral sciences, werethree of nineteen national recipients of the annual award which is given to thosedeemed of “exceptional talent, originality,self-direction, and promise for the future.”Geneticist diesOn a sadder note, the University lost 34year staff member Dr. Albert Dorfman, ageneticist who discovered the cause ofHurler’s Syndrome and was the Richard T.Crane Distinguished Service Professor inthe department of pediatrics. Dorfman re¬ceived his SB, PhD, and MD all from theUniversity. He was 66.Kenneth DamCHICAGO SINAI CONGREGATION5350 South Shore DriveHoward A. Berman, RabbiSinai Temple, founded in 1861 asChicago s first Reform Synagogue is aCongregation committed to the historicliberal religious and social principles ofAmerican Reform Judaism. We are adiverse community of people of all agesand backgrounds, who live throughoutthe greater Chicago area. Our activeprogram of educational cultural andsocial activities enables us to exploreand confront the spiritual and moralchallenges of our time, guided by the in¬sights of the Jewish Tradition.Sinai extends a special invitation tothe students of the University of Chicagoto join us for our regular worship ser¬vices and programs. Our schedule ofj worship for Yom Kippur will be asfollows:• Yom Kippur Eve - Kol Nidre - Sunday,Sept. 26, 1982 - 8:00 P.M.• Yom Kippur - Monday, September 27Morning Service - 1 1:00 A M.Afternoon, Memorial (Yizkor) andConcluding Services - 3:00 P.M.For further information,please call or visit theTemple office - 1780 East54th Street-288-1600. DINNERS IN THE HILLEL SUKKAHFriday, October 1 at 6:30 p.m.Saturday, October 2 at 7:00 p.m.Friday, October 8 at 6:30 p.m.Cost: $J*.00Hillel Members; $5.50Non-MembersCOME IN AND REGISTER AND PAY IN ADVANCE ATHILLEL FOUNDATION - 5715 WOODLAWN AVENUECOPIES COPIES COPIES (COPIES COPIES COPIES (COPIES COPIES COPIES (Copies The Way You Want Them!• Same Size or Reduced • Colored Papers• 1 or 2 Sided • Card Stocks• Collated or Sorted • Fine Stationary• Plastic Spiral Binding • 8V; * 11 or Legal SizeFast, sharp, economical copies ... from anything hand¬written. typed, or printed size for size, or in anyreduction ratio . . on your choice of colored or whitebond paper!XEROX® COPYINGIkr per copy8Vi" x 11’’20# White BondHARPER COURT COPY CENTER5210 S. HARPER288 2233 Plus COMPLETECOMMERCIALOFFSETPRINTINGSERVICE Festival Dayat theChapelSunday, October 3,19829:00 AX. Ecumenical Service o< Holy Communion11:00 AX. University Religious ServiceBrian A Gerrish. Professor of Historical Theologyin the Divinity School and University Preacher at theChapel, preaching11:1$ PX. Buffet LunchHosted by Rockefeller Chapel and the UniversityCampus Ministers On the East Lawn (Ida NoyesCloister Club in case of ram) Accompanied byCarillon and Brass concert, Medieval Strollingsingers, and Clown No fee or ticket necessary1:1S PX. Symposium on the Place of Faith andReligious Culture in a University EducationKeynote speaker Professor Eugene GendlinDepartment of Behavioral Sciences and the College,speaking on Some Questions About Thinking andSpirituality To be followed by discussion groups ledby the University Campus Ministers3.-00 PX. Community Choral SingCarl Orff s Carmma Burana led by RodneyWynkoop, Director of Music at the Chapel tn theChancel of Rockefeller Chapel, scores will beprovided5:00 PX. Open House and Dinner at the UniversityReligious Centers(please confirm the time with the individual Center)Calvert House (Roman Catholic) Bishop BrentHouse (Anglican), United Methodist FoundationParsonage, Hyde Park Union Church (Baptist)Augustan* Lutheran Church, the Blue Gargoyle(Presbyterian United Church of Christ, and Disciplesof Christ), and Hillel House (Jewish).Contact:Scott Stapleton7S3-3381Rockefeller Memorial ChapelWO S. Wood lawn Ave., Chicago753 33*128—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 1, 1982Summer NewsCongress may deny aid to thosewho avoid draft registrationOn July 28, the House of Representativespassed an amendment to the draft authori¬zation bill which allows the federal govern¬ment to withhold financial aid from malestudents who have not registered for thedraft. The Senate had passed the measureseveral weeks before. The amendment tookeffect August 1.According to one report, the Selective Ser¬vice planned to match its files against thoseof the Social Security Administration forthose born between 1960 and 1964. The SocialSecurity Administration reported thatunder present laws Social Security numberswere confidential and would not be given tothe Selective Service. Eleanor Borus, assis¬tant director of the College Aid Office at theUniversity of Chicago, said that her officeonly uses the six-digit student identificationnumber but added that “all loans are pro-Jackson Park ElMayor Jane Byrne was presented with apetition signed by over 6,000 persons con¬cerning the resumption of service on theJackson Park Elevated Line, which hasbeen closed since March 4 due to structuralproblems with the Dorchester Bridge. TheChicago Transit Authority announced plansin August, to reopen the el as far east as 63rd cessed by a federal office in California andall Selective Service would have to do is gettheir (computer) tapes.”A member of the House Armed ServicesCommittee said that Social Securitynumbers would not be necessary and thatthe colleges and universities would have to“act as policemen.” This would require theinstitutions to refuse funding to studentswho do not sign a statement saying that theyhave registered, and to provide a list of allsuch students to the Selective Service. In thelate 1950’s the schools were required to de¬mand loyalty oaths from students who wereapplying for a certain form of financial aid,with the result that many institutions with¬drew from that program.No action is planned against male stu¬dents who have not registered for the draftand do not receive financial aid.to be restoredand University Ave. CTA workers, however,have been waiting for supplies.The entire project will cost $2.56 millionand includes not only the reopening of theline but also the construction of a train turn¬around station east of the S. University stop.Construction is expected to be completed inDecember.Nurses save kids from fireNurses safely evacuated 77 children fromthe Wyler Children’s Hospital July 14 asheavy smoke from a fire spread through thebuilding. The children were moved to theadjacent Billings Hospital. Both hospitalsare part of the University’s hospital andclinics complex.“The smoke was so thick we couldn’tsee,” said nursing supervisor Christian. “Ithappened so fast. If we hadn’t gotten themout, a child could have died from smoke in¬halation.”Nurses detected the smoke at about 1:15a.m. in one of the patient units. The fire de¬partment and medical center security werenotified and the nurses started evacuating. The approximately two dozen nurses aswell as some doctors and other hospital staffmembers quickly moved the children toBillings. Some of the children were placed inunoccupied rooms but most had to be put inwaiting lounges and corridors.The fire originated in the basement of thebuilding which houses the electrical wiringfor the telephone system. According to a firedepartment spokesman, all the insulationwas burned off the wires. Apparently thefire burned itself out when the insulationwas consumed. By 2 a.m., firemen had thefire under control. The smoke from the fireseeped up through the ventilation system tothe second through fifth floors.Student Government passes new by-lawsWhile only three of the five-member Exec¬utive Council were in Hyde Park for thesummer quarter, Student Government (SG)enacted several Constitutional by-laws, ap¬pointed summer committee positions,planned Student Activities Night, and allo¬cated an estimated total of $3,847 to variouscampus organizations. President AlanGranger, Secretary Keungsuk Kim, and Fi¬nance Chair Elizabeth Cassanos, all who of¬ficially assumed their offices on July 22,kept Vice-President Joe Walsh and Treasur¬er Jeff Wolf, both of whom were away, in¬formed of all actions taken by SG.The main objective of the by-laws passedwas to help the meetings run more smoothlyand efficiently. The council decided to desig¬nate the length of time for each meeting atits beginning rather than go by the standardNew Pub managersManagement of the Pub and the Frog andPeach restaurant, changed in August whenHans Morsbach, owner of the Medici andCasa Segunda, took over both operations.Irene Conley, director of the Student Ac¬tivities Office, told Pub managers Gilbertand Juanita Rosenberg between the springand summer quarters that their lease wouldbe terminated. In July, Gilbert Rosenbergtold the Maroon that Conley “just wanted achange.” He said that Conley made the deci¬sion to terminate the lease.The Pub will continue to serve importedbeers and will now serve wine. In addition, itwill now serve cheese plates, pizza, andother snacks.Conley said that the Pub w ill “experimentwith some entertainment” on certainnights. She mentioned a classical guitaristas a weeknight possibility and “more rau¬cous” entertainment on weekends.Pub memberships are available to thoseover 21 with a valid UCID. Its hours are 4p.m. to 1 a.m. Monday through Friday. length of time used in previous quarters. SGagreed on the continuation of a policy w'hichstates that missing three meetings in anyquarter is grounds for dismissal of an asse¬mbly member.Seven students were appointed to summerpositions: Jeff Osanka-Social Sciences,Mark Bauer-Fraternity, and ElizabethBernstein, Michele Bernard, Jon Robertsand Dan Stetzel-Other College Reps. MarkContreras was chairman of the ActivitiesCommittee.SG funds were approved and allocated forWHPK, which received $1,665; the SG of¬fice, $1,340; the U of C Wind Ensemble, $658;and the SG Finance Committee, $184.A controversial proposal propelled a heat¬ed discussion at the Aug. 4 meeting. Thisproposal stated that “the Assembly mayamend the recommendations of its FinanceCommittee with respect to the requests ofthe standing Committees of Assembly forStudent Funds, when these requests involvethe execution of the policies of the Assemblyand functions delegated to the ExecutiveCouncil of Assembly, by majority vote.”The SG Executive Council took the topic offthe agenda due to extreme friction it causedbetween members of the student govern¬ment.CCE to house gradsThe University decided to convert theCenter for Continuing Education (CCE) intoa graduate residence hall expected to hold150 students, in an effort to create morehousing for graduate and professional stu¬dents. Renovation of the building will beginin November and is scheduled for comple¬tion in Autumn of 1983.Currently the CCE serves as a conferencecenter and an alternative to a hotel for visi¬tors. 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They willplay two away games this weekend, travelling to Coe College on Saturday and toGrinned Sunday.Sports CalendarSoccerOct. 2 — at Coe College, 1 p.m.Oct. 3 — at Grinnell College, 1 p.m.FootballOct. 2 — Trinity University, 1:30 p.m.,Stagg FieldCross CountryOct. 1 — at Notre Dame InvitationalOct. 2 — at Spring Arbor College Invita¬tional, 11 p.m.Oct. 4 — organizational meeting for women’s cross-country club, 6:30 p.m.,Field House classroomField HockeyOct. 1 — at University of Wisconsin-Osh-kosh, 4:30 p.m.Oct. 2 — at University of Wisconsin-Plat-teville, 2 p.m.VolleyballOct. 1-2 — at George Williams College In¬vitationalOct. 4 — at Trinity College, 7:30 p.m.WELCOME RECEPTION AND DINNER AT IDLLELFOR NEW UNDERGRAD AND GR AD STUDENTS5:00 P.M. — Meet the Staff and Students Active in Hillel.Program Information Available. Sign up for Activities and Classesand Join Hillel after Dinner.6:00 P.M. - DINNER IN THE SI KKAH - FREEYOU MUST MAKE A RESERVATION by calling 752-1127,coming in to Hillel during Orientation Week or mailing back theregistration form you have received in the mail (if we had youraddress before school began).7:00 P.M. - ISRAEL-JEWISH FOLK SING-A-LONG W ITH RIKI LIPPITZHighly Acclaimed Folksinger, Entertainer, Composer, Hazzanitand Conductor of Chicago’s Koleynu Chorale. Sponsored byStudents for Israel.HILLEL FOUNDATION - 5715 WOODLAWN AV ENUE - 752-1127Come have pizza with us -Sunday, October 3, at 5:00 pmCornell Baptist Church5001 S. Ellis Ave. (SBC)%Meet us at Ida Noyes 59th St. EntranceHosted by:Glenn Hewitt In cooperation with5412 S. Ridgewood Rockefeller Chapel’s288-1820 Festival Day30—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 1, 1982 Concordia stuns Maroonsin fourth quarter rallyBy Cliff GrammichLast Saturday, the Chicago Maroons losttheir third straight game, dropping a heart¬breaking 17-14 decision to Concordia. Chica¬go led the game 14-0 with less than five min¬utes to play in the game, but Concordiascored two touchdowns and a safety to rallyfor the victory.Last year’s game between the Maroonsand Concordia ended in a scoreless tie. Nei¬ther team scored in the first half of Satur¬day’s game and it seemed that this year’sgame would repeat last year’s score. In thefirst quarter, Chicago failed at an attemptedfield goal from 35 yards out. The Maroonsfinally did score though early in the thirdquarter when Don Haslam completed a 27-yard pass to Dave Vucovich for a touch¬down. Bob Dickey converted the extra pointto put the Maroons up 7-0. Chicago extendedits lead to 14-0 when Haslam scored from the1 and Dickey converted the extra point.With just 4:14 remaining in the game,however, Concordia’s quarterback Buuckscored from the nine. Buuck then passed fora two-point conversion to bring Concordiawithin six points, at 14-8. With 1:14 left in thegame and the Maroons in a punting situationdeep in their own half of the field, U of C de¬cided to give up a safety, thereby killingmore time in the game and earning a freekick from the 20 yardline. The two-pointsafety put Concordia within four at 14-10.Concordia took possession of the ball follow¬ing the free kick by the Maroons and drovedown the field. With just 46 seconds left onthe clock, Buuck passed 11 yards to scorethe winning touchdown.While Concordia’s last-minute victorymay be considered a “fluke,” Chicago cer¬tainly made the most out of their offensive performance. When the Maroons lost 17-3 toKnox, they managed to gain 251 yards.Against Concordia, the Maroons gained just215 yards yet managed to score 11 morepoints than against Knox. The Maroonsgained 127 of their 215 yards through pass¬ing.Vucovich was the leading receiver, mak¬ing 5 catches for 71 yards. Dickey led theMaroons’ rushing attack with 62 yardsgained. Against Knox, U of C gave up 173yards and 17 points. Concordia gained 215yards on Chicago while scoring 17 points.While Concordia may have been the benefitof a fluke in its last-minute rally, perhapsthe main reason for the Maroons’ past twolosses is the failure of the offense to matchthe performance of the defense.Chicago will try to break its losing streakand win its first game of the year this Satur¬day against Trinity at Stagg Field at 1:30p.m.Women form newcross-country clubThis year is the first ever for a women'scross country club. There will be an organ¬izational meeting Monday, Oct. 4, at 6:30p.m. in the Field House classroom. Thewomen will workout every afternoon atStagg Field. They have scheduled tentativemeets in the Chicago area this fall with em¬phasis on a CARA 20 kilometer meet Oct. 10in Lincoln Park. There will be four to five-ki¬lometer meets every Sunday in WashingtonPark at 11 a.m. The club is open to allwomen. No experience is necessary, but en¬thusiasm is preferred.Clip and SaveINTRAMURAL SPORTSAUTUMN QUARTER1982ACTIVITY ENTRIES DUETouch Football (M) Oct. 6Volleyball (M.W) Oct. 6Tennis-s (M,W) Oct. 6Ultimate Frisbee (M,W) Oct. 6Table Tennis-s (M,W) Oct. 13Handball-s (M,W) Oct. 13Swimming (M,W,C) Oct. 13Badminton-s (W) Oct. 20Volleyball (C) Oct. 20Basketball (M.W) Oct. 27Badminton-s (M) Oct. 27Turkey Trot (M,W,C) Nov. 9Photo Contest (M,W,C) Nov. 24Clip and SaveSpecial Back-to-School OfferFREE DELIVERY*(Ground floor only)Used Desks, Chairs, File Cabinets•Many chairs priced at s500•Wood Desks at s50°° & up•Minimum purchase for free delivery s5000BRANDEQUIPMENT 8560 S. ChicagoRE 4-2111Open Daily 8 30-5SportsTennis wins2 of 3 meetsby Caren GauvreauThe 1982-83 women’s varsity tennis teamopened its season on a positive note. Afteronly one and a half weeks of practice, itoverwhelmed its first two dual meet oppo¬nents, St. Joseph College and Aurora Col¬lege. Both the singles and doubles teamsdominated the match play.Despite their success, however, theMaroons experienced a disappointing loss toDePaul University. Coach Christel Nichollspointed out. “We played DePaul very tough,with a respectable loss of 3-6. Two of thematches were very close and given the op¬portunity we could have won.”Coach Nicholls is enthusiastic about theteam’s prospects this year. The Maroonswill soon be strengthened with the additionof two freshmen players to the team. The re¬sults of the upcoming matches should bebetter for the Maroons with the new depthand the returning experience in the line¬up. PHOTO BY DAN BRESLAU“One experienced player, Stephanie Falk,has been an “inspiration’’ to the team. Falk,a second year student, who plays at thefourth singles position, is undefeated. CoachNicholls hopes the other players will followin her footsteps in their upcoming meets.The Maroons take on Lake Forest CollegeOct. 5, and Northwestern University Oct. 7.Box ScoresUniversity of Chicago 9 St. Joseph’s 2Singles 1. Jane Look (UC) d. S. Decker 6-0, 6-12. Elizbeth Fama (UC) d. C. Allen 7-5,6-43. Caren Gauvreau (UC) d. A. Goettl 2-6,6-2, 7-54. Stephanie Falk (UC) d. K. Pansa 6-2,6-05. Grace Park (UC) d. K. Salkeld 6-1,6-36. S. Berta d. Dayna Langfah (UC) 6-3,4-6, 6-17. Klarita Wildhaber (UC) d. C. Kole-sialk 6-3, 2-6, 6-38. Linda Mangad (UC) d S. Lee 6-3, 6-1Doubles 1. Decker, Allen d. Look, Fama (UCJ)6-7, 6-2, 2-62. Gauvreau, Falk (UC) d Pansa, Sal¬keld 6-3, 3-6. 7-63. Park, Langfan (UC) d. Goettl, Lee 6-4,The women’s tennis team in actionversus Wheaton College Wednesday. University of Chicago 9 Aurora College 1Singles 1. Look (UC) d. Harding 6-4, 7-52. Fama (UC) d. Rodrigues 6-3, 7-63. Gauvreau (UCO d. Nelson 6-2, 6-24. Falk (UC) d. Epperson 6-0, 6-35. Thomas d. Langfan (UC) 6-0, 6-26. Wildhaber (UC) d. Martner 6-0, 6-27. Mangad (UC) d. Lowell 6-1, 6-1Doubles 1. Look, Fama (UC) d. Harding, Nelson6-2, 6-7, 6-12. Gauvreau, Falk (UC) d. Rodrigues,Epperson 6-2, 6-43. Langfan, Wildhaber (UC) d. Thomas,Martner 6-4, 6-1University of Chicago 3 DePaul 6Singles 1. Ewers d. Look (UC) 6-1. 6-12. Fama (UC) d. Salata 4-6, 6-1, 6-13. Molek d. Gauvreau (UC) 6-3, 7-54. Falk (UC) d. Pareuti 7-6, 6-7, 6-15. Habes d. Park (UC) 6-4, 3-6, 6-46. Tauras d. Langfan (UC) 6-1, 6-2Doubles 1. Ewers, Salata d. Look, Fama (UC) 6-1,6-22. Gauveau, Falk (UC) d. Molek Praenti6-2, 3-6, 6-43. Habes, O’Connell d. Langfan, Wild¬haber (UC) 6-4, 6-4Volleyballers sweep tri-meetBy Kittie WyneThe women’s volleyball team swept Chi¬cago State (15-3, 15-9) and Carthage (15-9,15-12) Tuesday afternoon. Defeating bothteams was a triumph for the Maroons whowere unable to overcome them last season.The Maroons played well, exhibiting con¬sistent teamwork. Their strengths in bothmatches were serving and defense. BothChicago State and Carthage had strong of¬fenses with good spikers, but the Maroons’consistent serves and excellent defense heldthem.In the Chicago State match, the Maroonsshowed a notable improvement in team¬work and personal playing. The Maroonsalso showed a decrease from previousmatches in unforced errors.The Maroons came out quickly againstCarthage, the stronger of the opponents,with early scores of 11-1 and 8-1 before win¬ning both games. Carthage’s offense was ledby a six-foot hitter whom the Maroons effec¬tively neutralized with strategy and team¬work.This year the Maroons have a strong of¬fense which uses a three-hitter attack and has strong passing and excellent setting. Co¬captain Karen Kitchen and Dana Pryde pro¬vide excellent and dependable setting.Helen Gemmill and Wendy Pietrzak putpressure in the middle with well-placed hitsand fine blocking. Bev Davis and Karin VanSteenlandt work outside blocking and at¬tacks. Randi Wagner, who has been out witha shoulder injury, will see action this week¬end as will Vesna Martich.The large group of incoming students hasadded depth while putting pressure on up¬perclassmen to work harder. The team nowhas the experience lacked in the past. Co¬captain Sue Fortunato feels the team is now-playing up to its potential. Coach RosieResch is optimistic for the season and can¬not remember having a team this fine in re¬cent years.The Maroons meet Elmhurst tonight at 6p.m. in the Field House. They will be at theGeorge Williams College Tournament Sat¬urday. The Maroons’ record now stands at3-1, after winning both matches Tuesday,and defeating Grinnell and losing to IIT lastSaturday. MORRY'SHAPPY HOURIS BACKEveryday from 3 pm to 4:30 pmMorry's Campus Restaurant -Bookstore (1st Floor)GREAT FOOD ATINCREDIBLY LOW.LOW PRICES•HOT DOGSALL THE TRIMMINGS ONLY39‘Reg. 79C Save 40CJUMBO, HOT•PASTRAMISANDWICH ONLYS|59Reg. 1.89 Save 30cJUMBO® Vi lb* ONLYCHEESEBURGER 99<ALL THE TRIMMINGS eachReg. 1.29 Save 30C’B" 4 HOT DOGS !ADDITIONAL FREE iGood until Oct. 8,1982MORRY'S DEUIn the University Bookstore • 5750 S. Ellis— Plus —Our Newest Location Morry s Fried Fish Palace5500 S. 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It’s so mucheasier to be transported into the world ofcrime — prostitution, that sort of thing —than it is to get a real job. So when peoplesay that blacks are intrinsically criminal,it’s rubbish. It’s just that they don’t have an¬other chance.Maroon: I’d like to get back to what you saidabout the change in the Democratic Party.Do you think a woman could lead an Ameri¬can political party in the near future?Williams: Not for some time to come, I’mafraid. I think the next step will be for somevery liberal presidential candidate to namea woman as a vice-presidential candidate. Ithink it might be a clever thing to do. And Idon’t think the US will seriously accept awoman presidential candidate for anotherten years.Maroon: Why Britain and not us?Williams: It’s quite simple: we have aqueen. If you have a matriarchy, thatmeans your most conservative sections ofsociety have built into their heads that awoman can be a supreme authority. Every¬one swears allegiance to the Queen. So theidea that a woman in a position of authorityis acceptable in a way that it just isn’t in thiscountry. It’s ironic that an ancient, veryconservative institution should pave theway for the equality of the sexes.Maroon: As an academic and a politician,how do you answer charges of elitism which opponents, not as educated as you are,might make?Williams: I don’t understand what youmean.Maroon: Well, Stevenson, in this countrycertainly had a tough time of it running witha background that was considered intellec¬tual.Williams: It’s different. There’s a famousjoke in Europe about Stevenson that hecould have been elected prime minister inany country in Europe that he would care tostand in. He just totally outclassed his oppo¬sition in both presidential races. But in Bri¬tain the charge of elitism is not madeagainst the intellectual but against the rich.The paradox of the United States is that can¬didates are never attacked for being rich be¬cause they wouldn’t be candidates unlessthey were rich. We’re not attacked in thesame way. To put it bluntly, my total in¬come is $24,000 a year, which is what I earnfor being an MP. The charge of Elitismwould be stuck on me if I was rich but notintellectually. The thing is, anybody can getinto Oxford and Cambridge as long as youpass the exams. It’s not like this countrywhere the cost keeps people out.Maroon: One last question. When you thinkof the University of Chicago, what do youthink of?Williams: I think of a very respected institu¬tion. One, that most people in Europe thinkis a state institution, like the University ofCalifornia — a sort of jewel in the crown ofthe state college system. I think it is particu¬larly strong in the fields of history, art, andeconomics. Though I’m not so sure anymore about the findings in economics.NewsU of C closer toMembers of the Hyde Park-Kenwood Con¬servation Community Council (HPKCCC)approved a request made by the Universityof Chicago to change the designation ofthree parcels of Hyde Park land from resi¬dential to industrial-residential. The Uni¬versity plans to build faculty housing unitson the land.The three city-owned lots to be developed,which according to HPKCCC ChairmanEdwin Rothschild have “been lying fallowthese many years,” are located at the south¬west corner of E. 57th St. and Stony IslandAve., the southwest corner of E. 57th St. andDorchester Ave., and the southeast cornerof E. 57th St. and Dorchester Ave. extendingto Blackstone Ave. The proposal for redesig¬nation still awaits City Council approval.On September 22, the Hyde Park Heraldreported that the Illinois Central Communi¬ty Hospital, located at 5800 S. Stony IslandAve., may file a lawsuit preventing the Uni¬versity from buying the land at E. 57th St.and Stony Island Ave. According to the ar¬ticle, the ICCH had long sought the site forthe construction of a medical office build¬ing, and had requested in the fall of 1981 that lot purchasethe parcel be redesignated so that the ICCHcould buy it. The redesignation would makethe land affordable to both the University ofChicago and the Illinois Central CommunityHospital.All three lots are currently vacant exceptfor the “victory gardens” which approxi¬mately 100 local residents maintain onthem. Some Hyde Park residents expressedconcern at the loss not only of these gardens,but also of some of the last open land in theneighborhood.The University plans to build twenty-oneapartment units at the Stony Island site,four townhouses at the southwest corner of57th and Dorchester, and a total of 18 town-houses and maisonettes at the southeast57th and Dorchester lot, according to theHyde Park Herald.In approving the redesignation, severalmembers of the HPKCCC expressed grati¬tude to the University for its past contribu¬tions to the success of the community andfor this present effort to develop vacantland. Several Council members also ex¬pressed their belief that the University is“acting in good faith” with regards to theplan.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the official newspaper of the University of Chicago. It ispublished twice a week, Tuesdays and Fridays. Editorial and business offices arelocated on the third floor of Ida Noyes, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago, 60637. Telephone753-3263.Darrell WuDunn Margo Hablutzel Nadine McGann Aarae EllasEditor Features Editor Grey City Journal Editor Operations ManagerAnna Feldman Cliff Grammich Keith Fleming Steve BrittManaging Editor Sports Editor Chicago Literary Review Business ManagerRobin Kirk David Brooks Paul O’Donnell Jay McKenzieNews Editor Viewpoints Editor Chicago Literary Review Advertising ManagerWilliam Rauch Wallv Dabrowski Dan Breslau Brian CloseNews Editor Production Manager Photography Office ManagerAssociate Editor: Jeffrey TaylorStaff: Mark Bauer, .John Collins, Kahane Corn. Caren Gauvreau, Jesse Halvorsen,Keith Horvath, Marc Kramer. Linda Lee. Steve Shandor. Aili Tripp. Kittie Wyne CLASSIFIEDADVERTISINGClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon isSI per 45 character line. Ads are not acceptedover the phone, and they must be paid in advance. Submit all ads in person or by mail toThe Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St., Chicago,II 60637. Our office is in Ida Noyes, rm 304.Deadlines: Wednesday noon for the Fridaypaper, Fri. noon for the Tuesday paper. In caseof errors for which the Chicago Maroon isresponsible, adjustments will be made or corrections run only if the business office isnotified WITHIN ONE CALENDAR WEEK otthe original publication. The Maroon is notliable for any error.FOR SALEGoose Down: North face 3 season mummybag, S95, RE I Blue med parka $25 Keith 6434562.Dining room set, Monastery style. Dark wood,Double pedestal table, six chairs, green cord,seat pads $200 493-3418.Durst J-35 Photographic Enlarger IncludesSupplies and accessories $75 Call Tom 363 879110 speed bike for sale $50 call Sherrie 947 0360nights also selling brown area rug.Sofa in Ex Cond $90 2 Chairs $8 each BeautifulLarge Mirror $25 Call David 947 9636 eve.1973 Six Cylinder Chev Nova 2 Door $300 1974 6cylinder Chev Nova Hatchback 2 Door $250.1973 8-Cylinder Pontiac Bonneville 4 door $300Mechanically sound, call 667 28001975 PEUGEOT 504 WAGON Perfect body, excellent condition, Michelin radial, AM/FM,roof rack. New starter, battery. Maintenancerecords available. 69,900 miles. $2,700 624 7040.LYRIC OPERA TICKETS (2)-Tristan andIsolde, Oct 12. Exc. Seats. Call 373-0564 aft 6pm.1978 Plymouth Arrow. Consumer Reports lovesthis car. Runs great. Body fair. Auto , Exc elmpg, am-fm, radials. $2500/offer. 684 2138FORD GRAN TORINO 76, Stat wgn, 50,000,auto, pb/ps new battery, new tires. AM/FMcass. excellent condition, $1500. 924 0125.OLYMPUS OM 10 with 50mm/ f. 1.8 $159.95Your cost after Olympus rebate! ModelCamera, 1342 E. 55th St. 493-6700OLYMPUS XA...$129.95 This is another specialprice limited to stock on hand! Model Camera,1342 E . 55th St. 493-6700PASSPORT PHOTOS While U Wait ModelCamera, 1342 E. 55th St. 493 6700FREE 8"xl0" ENLARGEMENT! Ask usModel Camera 1342 E. 55th St. 493 6700Loft Bed-Desk combo w/Fs mattress. HugeDesktop s.a. (u-shaped, 30 sq. ft.) Muchstorage & shelf space beneath. Solid, Sturdy.Will help w/transport & assembly. $200 or bestoffer. 241 7024 eves or message tor Doug at 6440012FLAMINGOBARBERSHOPTraditional &ContemporaryHairstyling5500 S. Shore Dr. - Lobby324-3883Appointments orWalk-InsServing the Universityfor over 25 years.FREE PARKING COME TO THE ANNUAL FALL FLEAMARKET Oct 2 10am-2pm Ida Noyes Parkinglot.WATERBED (liberty) with heather sheets.Comforter, good wooden frame, excellentcond. $375 negotiable. Ring 955 3563.Table 8. Buffet $80, sml oak dresser $65,bookshelves, cabinets, misc. Reasonable 4636085 Eves. NS.Table & Buffet $80, Oak dresser $65, MetalCabinets $15, wood bookcases $30-125, desk $75,bedframes, trunk, misc. wood cabinets 4636085 Eves. North.Sofa brand new $150. Carpet-10’xl5' $30.Bookshelves $7 Head board $45 Frame $10 2881027.NIKON FM 2 OVERSTOCK! Body only $209.95Body only $209.95 Limited to stock on hand.There are only 6 at this price! Model Camera,1342 E. 55th St. 493 6700PENTAX LENS CLOSEOUTS, 24mm/ f 2.8S159.00. 35mm/ f.3.5 $99.00, 135 mm/f. 2.5SI49.00. Model Camera, 1342 E. 55th St. 493-6700NIKON LENS CLOSEOUTS! 33 mm f.2.8, A.I.$109.00, 55mm macro A.I. $162.00. 135 mm f. 3.5A.I. $119.00, 105 mm f. 2.5 A.I. $165.00, Priceslimited to stock on hand Model Camera, 1342 E55th St., 493-6700PEOPLE WANTEDClerk/typist for research professor. Pleasesend resume to ISBP, 5741 S. Drexel, Chicago,l L 60637PAID SUBJECTS wanted make some EXTRACASH in an INTERESTING “RULEDISCOVERY" task. For Scheduling callYoung 752-7590. 7-11 pm or wkend.Dental Assistant needed, part time-mornings& Saturdays or Full time, Hyde Park BankBldg 643 9607, 9-5 weekdays or 9-1 SaturdaysNo experience necessary.Wanted Bartender part time for Giordano s5311 S Blackstone apply within after 4 00 p.m.Distributors wanted neutra bodywrap (takesinches off) 48% commission may work at ownpace. Contact Vicky at 994-0370.VOLUNTEERS needed (1) to participate intelephone program, "Neighbors on Call," forvictims of crime, or (2) to accompany victimsor witnesses of crime to court. Set ownschedule. Program of United Church of HydePark. For info 493 7059 evenings, 363-1620 days.MARKETING REP needed to sell SKI &BEACH TRIPS. Earn CASH & FREE vacalions. You must be dynamic & outgoing. Call312 871-1070 or write. SUN 6. SKI ADVENTURES, 2256 N. Clark Chicago, IL 60614EARN EXTRA $400 PER MONTH! Doinggrocery shopping, some cooking and It.housekeeping in E. Hyde Pk. Studio for RetiredProf. Time flexible for your U of C studiesReference Exchange. PH. 955-6728.EARN BIG PART TIME MONEY financialplanning Multi Million Dollar Company 9841295.5234 S Dprchester Ave.Walk to museums, parks, the lakeSTUDIO APARTMENTSFurnished and unfurnishedutilities includedLaundry roomSundeck • Secure buildingCampus bus at our doorCall 9-5 for appointment324-0200The Chicago Maroon-Friday. October 1. 1982—33Classified Ads300 PRECINCT PHONE CLERKS needed Tohelp with election coverage. Two nights: Oc¬tober 26th, Rehearsal Night and November 2ndElection night. S4.00/hr. center location: 600 N.Wabash apply: Tuesday Oct. 5th, PlacementOffice in Reynolds Club 12pm-4pm.CHILD CARE need responsible woman to carefor infant and 3 year-old 8AM-9PM daily 241-6894.Child Care Workers wanted for UniversityChurch 58 for 2 hrs. Sunday mornings. Call Cin¬dy Linder 363 8142 AM; or 324-2515 from 2-4PM.To help repair bike ASAP call 752-5033.Paid subject needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processing.Research conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communica¬tion, Department of Behavioral Sciences.Phone 962 8859.Help Wanted: Asst. Manager for Cafeteria(nights) and Asst. Manager for Cafeteria Ser¬vice. 20-30 hrs per week. Hyde Park location.Begin immediately. Must be neat and presen¬table with some talent in the preparation andpresentation of food (need not be professionalexperience) Perfect for Faculty or studentspouse. Call 753-2369 Richard to arrange inter¬view.University student needed 2 hours per day 5days a week between 2:30 and 4:30 pm to runerrands on campus, take care of receiving andshipping of research supplies and materialswithin research building. Physical strengthand reliability essential. Call 947-1869. SharonCohen.Great part-time job. $5/hr. Clean our apart¬ment two afternoons a week, two hours eachafternoon. Call 373-0094 after 7:00 pm.PERSONALSThis Saturday: Psi U's 73rd annual Disorienta¬tion Party. Draft Beer! UCID reg. Themistocles, Thucycdides, The Peloponnesian War; X squared, Y squared, H2S04;Disorientation at Psi U will knock you off thefloor! 5639 S. UniversityPatka & Matka—Come visit, let's get togetherfor lunchski, Sonka! (or is it lunchska?)I haven't seen any BALLOONS!! You won'tneed them anyway!Darrell-Only 54 more issues to go!!!!!!!!Lets swim out to the Booooat!HEAR DENNISALTMANMeet the well know author of "TheAmericanization of the Homosexual," speak atthe first G.A.L.A. Coffeehouse Thursday, Oct.7, at 7:30 PM in the Ida Noyes East Lounge.G.A.L.A. COFFEEHOUSEThe school year's very first, with Author Den¬nis Altman speaking on the current gay move¬ment. Thursday Oct. 7, at 7:30 PM in the IdaNoyes East Lounge.RESERACHSUBJECTSNEEDEDWe pay S215 for your participation in a 9 weekdrug preference study, involving only com¬monly prescribed, non-experimental drugs. Ifyou are either between 21 and 35, or between 40and 55 years of age, and in good health, call947 6348 for further info.CAMPUS MOVERSBig Truck and smaller van. low cost, compare!Free wardrobe cartons. Call anytime 667-8327.TOUCH FOOTBALLVOLLEYBALL,TENNISULTIMATE FRISBEEEntries due Oct. 6 INH 203 for entry forms andinformation about intramural activities.CalendarFRIDAYHillel: Come help decorate the Hillel Sukkah, 5715Woodlawn Ave. 10 a.m. Women s Minvan at Hillel6 p.m. Dinner in the Hillel Sukkah, reservationsmust be made in advance 6:30 p.m. Sundown —Yavneh (Orthodox) Services, Hillel. Reform-Pro¬gressive Sabbath Services, Hillel 5:45 p.m.The Divisions of the Humanities: Lecture "Histo¬ry and Politics in Armenian Society,” speakerGirard Libaridian. Regenstein Lib., ConferenceRm A-ll at 7:30 p.mCalvert House: Mass at Noon & 5 p.m. Volleyballand barbecue at 5:30 p.m.CCE Conference: "The Douglas Visual Work¬shops,” sponsored by the Douglas Visual Work¬shops. “Coping With Dual Careers,” sponsored byThe University of Chicago Graduate School OfBusiness Placement Office. Info: 753-3189.Court Theater: Preview Performance of GeorgeBernard Shaw’s “You Can Never Tell,” The newCourt Theater building, at 8 p.m. Call 962-7242.University Symphony Orchestra: Instrumentalauditions for membership in the University Sym¬phony Orch., Univ. Chamber Orch., New MusicEnsemble, and Chamber Music groups. For infoand audition appt. call: 962-8484.Geophysical Sciences Colloquium: "SaharanDust: Its Meteorology,” speaker Toby N. Carlson.Henry Hinds Laboratory Auditorium 1:30 p.m.Minerology/Petrology Seminar: "Mt Shasta Up¬date,” Speaker Alfred T. Anderson et al, HGS 1013:30 p.m.DOC Films: Cat People 7:15 & 9:30 p.m. QuantrellAud.SATURDAYHillel: Yavneh (Orthodox) Services. Hillel-09:15a m. The Upstairs Minyan (Conservative-Egali¬tarian) Services Hillel. Dinner in the Hillel Suk¬kah, reservations must be made in advance 7p.m.University Symphony Orchestra: InstrumentalAuditions for membership in the Univ. SymphonyOrch., Univ Chamber Orch., New Music Ensem¬ble, and Chamber Music Groups. For info and au¬dition appt. call 962-7242.Arthur H. Compton Public Lecture Series: “HighTech, Fast Tech: Research Tools of ElementaryParticle Physics,” Speaker George Gollin willspeak on “Rutherford Scattering,” Eckhart 133 at11 a.m.Calvert House: Mass at Noon & 5 p.m.Court Theater: Preview Performance of GeorgeBernard Shaw’s “You Never Can Tell,” The newCourt Theater building, at 8 p.m. Call 962-7242.DOC Films: Ragtime at 7 & 9:45 p.m QuantrellAud. SUNDAYCalvert House: Mass at 8:30 a.m., 11:00 a.m.(Bond Chapel), 5:00 p.m.Hillel: Welcome Reception and Dinner at Hillel fornew Undergrad and Grad students, 5 p.m.Dinner in the Sukkah (reservations must be madein advance), 6 p.m. Israel-Jewish Folk Sing-A-Long with Rikki Lippitz, 7 p.m.Ecumenical Service of Holy Communion in theChancel: Rockefeller Memorial Chapel. 9:00a.m.Divine Worhsip: Brian Gerrish, Professor of His¬torical Theology in the Divinity School, preachingat 11:00 a.m.Rockefeller Memorial Chapel Festival Day: Buf¬fet Luncheon on the East Lawn. 12:15 p.m. Sympo¬sium on the Place of Faith and Religious Culture ina University Education: Eugene Gendlin, speak¬er. 1:15 p.m. Sing-Along of Carl Orff’s CarminaBurana, Rodney Wynkoop, directing, 3:00 p.m.Open House and Dinner at the University Reli¬gious Centers. 5:00 p.m.Court Theater: Preview Performances of GeorgeBernard Shaw’s “You Never Can Tell,” at 2:30 &7:30 p.m. The new’ Court Theater building.962-7242.DOC Films: “The Conformist” 8:00 p.m inCobb.Episcopal Eucharist and Supper at Bishop BrentHouse. 5:30 p.m.MONDAYChess Club: First Meeting. 7 p.m. Ida Noyes.Calvert House: Mass at Noon & 5 p.m.Dr. Norman Levenson Memorial Lecture: “Con¬trol of Experimental Colon Cancer by SodiumCyanate,” Speaker Dr. Vince Allfrey. BillingsJ-137. 11:45 a.m.CCE Conferences: “Assessing Training Needs,”Sponsored by the University of Chicago-UniversityOffice of Continuing Education. “Human ServicesPlanning & Evaluations,” sponsored by HumanManagement Center, Inc. “Datamation,” Spon¬sored by the Professional Education Center, Callfor info: 753-3189.Hillel: 8:00 p.m. First Israeli Folk Dancing of theQuarter. Ida Noyes Hall.Christian Science Organization: First meeting7:30 p.m. Ida Noyes Hall. First Floor.Scuba Diving: Class meets Monday. 7 p.m. inBartlett Gym Trophy Room. Info: 962-7684.Department of Chemistry: “Developments in theChemistry of Dinuclear Molybdenum and Tung¬sten Compounds with Metal-Metal MultipleBonds,” Speaker Malcolm H. Chisolm, Kent 107.4:00 p.m.Bergman Gallery: 92 Drawings by Eva hesse willbe on display through November 7. 10:00 a.m. and5:00 p.m. daily. Cobb.34—The Chicago Maroon—Friday, October 1, 1982 PICK YOUROWN APPLESJohn Hancock Fruit Farm 219/778-2096. TakeRoute 1-94 to exit 40A, 7 miles east on US 20 3miles north ot Fail Rd. Also: Honey, Pears,Plums, etc., at our FARM MARKET. Buydirect from the grower & save. Open everydayfrom 9-6.SPACE WANTEDRoom needed M-F only Fern med student 278-9353Reliable Scholar needs quiet reasonable roomnear UC in cent HP Nocooking/bath 752-3210.SPACELarge 2 Bedroom apt. to share everything fur¬nished E. Hyde Park phone 643-9843.3-4 bdrm apt, 2 bath on campus bus route,Modern kitchen w/dishwasher, oak floors $650.Jeffrey 324-6183 or Keith 643-4562. 2 bdrm apt, 3blks from Reg, laundry in bldg, quietneighbors. S475/mo Keith 643 4562.Furnished room in 5 room apt elevator 1 blockfrom campus. 2 references necessary Call 325-7104 before 8:00 am and bet. 5-7 pm.Studio Available Oct 1 Grad Stud pfd. $240, 2387941.Large Studio Apartment Avail now 5210 So.Woodlawn $210-255. Includes Heat, Gas, appliances UC students, No security dep. 684-5030before 8:30 am or eve.Small 2 bedroom plus den house for rent inSouth Shore. $800 plus utilities. Vikstrom R.E.493-0666.5496 S. HYDE PARK BLVD. Large remod ) BRapt. Drapes & w/w carpet 2 BA, 2 Drsng Rms,Mod Kit. Sep Dn area 2 built-in bkcases. Veryample closet spacq. Laundry, elev. Campus orcity busses on corner. Ideal for 1 or 2 studentsor couple. Avail 10/1 752-1331 after 7 pm.For Rent! One Bedroom Apartment close tocampus — one year lease— recentlyredecorated — new kitchen —balcony—$400—call Alice at 951^)688. between9am-5pm weekdays.Hyde Park large studio 240 260/mo. Quiet bldglaundry fac. all util incl. to see call Miss Hill324-1800 Great for student.54th & Maryland 2 Br. 450 Mo incl. heat 67th &Clyde 2 Br. 300 mo plus heat. 70th & Eberhart 2BR 290 mo plus heat, imm occupancy ParkingAvailable Call O Neal Realty 783-0670.3 Bedrooms, 2 Bath Vintage apt. for rent. 3rdflooring, Ig balcony, woodburning fireplace.Separate dining rm & Ig Kitchen 600 prmo Twomo security dep avail Oct 10 call 643-4253.Two-room apt available Oct. 1 Grad Studentsonly. Fully turn, air cond. $300/mo. incl. elec¬tric. Microwave oven and frig, but no formalkitchen. PH 285-5392.Female roommate wanted to share 2'2 roomapt. good location (56th & Blackstone) excell.Cond. clean, light, airy, cheap ($150) ring 241 -7885Spacious Studio Sublet Facing Jackson Parkon campus bus stop elevator building $280 callbefore 10:00 am or after 9:30 am 643-0357marian realty,inc.mREALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400 LOST AND FOUNDSomeone took the wrong demin jacket fromINH During Heavy Manners. Please return itINH Lost & Found.ASHUMCome To The Student/Faculty Picnic Sat. Oct.9 1:30 behind lab school. Knock your socks off!DINOSAUR DAYSSAO OFFERS DISCOUNT FIELD MUSEUMMEMBERSHIPS ONLY $15 Rm 210 IDANOYESMOBY DICKSAO OFFERS DISCOUNT TIX TO WORLDPREMIERE THEATER PRODUCTION OFMOBY DICKOCT 1 & 2 ONLY $4 call 753 3591.BABYSITTER NEEDEDMature, reliable sitter needed for my 8 yr. oldboy. Hours will be 3:15-6:00 pm M-Th; 2:30-6:00 pm. F. Call Dr. Elbert Collins 425 8000 ext5800 days & 324-3849 eves. Or call Michelle 363-7265 eves.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES-and has a memory. Phone955 4417.CHINESE COOKING. Experienced teacher.Full participation. Small informal classes. Allyou need is appetite and enthusiasm. For in¬formation call Wendy Gerick 538-1324.CATERING. Custom menus for all occasions.Chinese, Thai, Indian, Middle East, French,many other specialities. Wendy Gerick 5381324.STUDENT/FACULTY TYPING in my home.Reasonable Rates call Vicky 994 3070.CELLO LESSONS by Chicago Symphony Orchestra. Cellist Don Moline. Beginners to ad¬vanced, ages 8 80. $25/hr. 281 3257. Lve nme,phone.French/Italian/English Fast Translating Service Tutoring all levels. M. Paxman 241-7008.Food Coop Meeting Oct 5 Hyde Park Union Ch.58th & Woodlawn 7PM we'll order & organize.Vegetarian Indian Cooking Call 363 3684.Weddings and Portraits photographed. CallLeslie at 536 1626 or 955-2775.Struggling with a writing project? Our groupshelp with the psychological side of writing,procrastination. Blocks, self-criticism, abenation. get the writing flowing again. Thewriter's group 955-8515.RACQUET STRINGING. 1 DAY SERVICETenni|, Racquetball & Squash Racquets pro¬fessionally strung $10-20 Call Kevin Shaila 947-0997.Babysitting-indoor activities by students wivesat $1.30 per hour, call 493-7993 or 324 5789.Chicago Counseling & Psychtherapy Center.Client-centered psychotherapy. 5711 S.Woodlawn, 6345 No. Broadway, and ill No.Wabash, Chicago. A registered PsychologicalAgency. 312/684 1800.Nine-month training program in client-centered psychotherapy begins mid-October.Limited openings still available. For furtherinformation call Chicago Counseling andPsychotherapy Center, 312/684 1800.WANTEDWANTED PIANO. WILLING to pay goodmoney for good piano REWARDS for anyonejwith lead Resulting in purchase Call 955-9062.GRAFF & CHECK *Real Estate1617 E. 55th St.1 Vi-2V7-A room & 6 roomapartments. Immediate occupancy.Based on A vailabilityBU 8-5566A vallable to all comers312/643-5007 CHAMBER ENSEMBLETRIO CON BRIOFLUTE • OBOE • VIOLAClassified AdsRUMMAGE SALEOctober 2, 1982, 8 AM to 1:30 PM, Clothing,Furniture, Books, plants, bakery. Church of St.Paul and the Redeemer, Dorchester at 50th St.HOUSE FOR SALECharming 2 bedroom house in Homewood. Din¬ing room. Den, Fireplace, Hard Wood Floors.Large lot, lovely gardens. Short walk to 1C 798-3074 Eves.GARAGE SALEGarage sale Saturday October 2 I0am-4pm,Alley behind 5531 Kenwood. Bargainsunlimited south RaindateOctober 3.GAYS AND LESBIANSU of C Gala is having its first meeting of thequarter on Monday, October 1 at 7:00 pm inRoom 301 of Ida Noyes Hall. Elections, discussions & Events on agenda pick up news-letterin office All Are Welcome 753-3274.BABYSITTERAVAILABLEOpenings for children Age 4 Months-8 Years inmy home. Lots of experience. Call Kanta 947-0078.USHER FOR LUCRERockefeller Chapel Needs Ushers. Earn $5.00per hour and see a concert FREE! Organiza¬tional Meeting at 2:00 pm on October 1st in theChapel Music Office or call 753-3381 for moreinformation.SCENESCARDIACTION CLASSIC 82 10K (6.2 tailes)Sunday Oct. 3 at 9:00 am Calumet Park 95th St.& Lake Michigan. $5.00 until 9:30 $6.00 the dayof the race Sponsored by So. Chicago YMCA &So. Chicago Community Hospital Call 721-9100for info.Etching classes to be held in artist's studiostarting the week of Oct 4 For info call SarahMertz 824 7261.SEE THE WHALE LIVE ! Only $4call 753-3591.OVEREDUCATE YOURSELF W/ECLECTICED 753 3591Anyone interested in FENCING first practiceis Wed. Oct. 6 at 6:30 in Field HouseAll women interest in UC's largest woman'sorganization come to Delta Sigma's firstmeeting. Mon 10/4 9:30 pm. Ida Noyes Hall.Delta Sigma: 1st meeting October 4 at 9:30 IdaNoyes Hall.JOIN THE U of C DEMOCRATS. Firstmeeting-Wed. Oct 6 in Ida Noyes at 7.00 PM.YOU BETTERYOU BETIts hard to find tics, if you got them WHO AREYou, its your turn for a Bargain call the Seekerafter 5:15, 288-1966. Long Live Rock!AUDTIONSFor Blackfriars' Fall production of Guys andDolls will be held Oct 9, From 10-6 in the NorthLounge. Bring a song and have fun!BLACKFRIARSIs holding a general meeting for all those whoare interested in being part of a really FUNgroup. We need singers, dancers, actors,techies-YOU! Oct6, Ida Noyes Lib. at 7:00.HYDE PARK UNION CHURCH5600 S. Wood lawn Avo.Church School (all ages) 9.45 a m.Worship Nur%»ry Provided 10:00 a.m.W. Kenneth Williams, MinisterSusan Johnson, Baptist Campus MinisterCome, Worship, Study, ServeHOUSE OF CHIN1607 E. 55th St. *752-3786Dining Room - Carry OutCANTONESE, MANDARIN, ASZECHWANClosed Mondays LIVE-INWanted student to live-in Full room and Boardin Near North Lincoln Park home in exchangefor helping parents with four childrenvegetarian household, work hrs. 7-8 am & 6:30-9:30pm Mon-Fri ride to UC campus at 8 am 5497574.HOMECOMINGBARBECUEStuffed PIZZA from Edwardo's, BRAT-WURST, HOT DOGS. DANISH, SOFTDRINKS, BEER! Live music. The Interfrater¬nity Council Homecoming Barbecue. BartlettField. October 16. After the football game.LOOK FOR DISCOUNT TICKETS ON SALEIN THE DINING HALLS.THE KRINGLESARECOMINGThe KR INGLES are coming to Weiss, Cobb,NON SUCH, and Ex Libris! Look for them theweek of October 11. A service of THE KRINGLE CONNECTION.JOIN US SATURDAYFor a tournament and a day of music, brewing,calligraphy, dancing, needlework, andmore—and a night of feasting and revelrySaturday 2 October, Ida Noyes Hall, (3rdFloor) all day! Site fee $1; feast ticket $3.MARRS.DELTA SIGMA1st meeting 10/4 at 9:30 pm. Ida Noyes Hall.LET'S GOJAZZERCISE!Jump into Fall with Jazzercise! A Jazz dancefitness program that provides a wild and woolyworkout. Held Tuesdays and Thursdays at 5:30and 6:30 in the Game Room of The BlueGargoyle, 5655 University Ave. Everyone andanyone can do it! For more info call 735-5137.MESSENGERDelivery and pickup of documents, mail, etc.and miscellaneous office tasks. Must have owncar. Must know city and suburbs. Parking,mileage expense and salary. Monday throughFriday, 9 am to 2 pm. All day Wednesday alsodesirable temporarily. Loop Location, for in¬terview call 337-2400.ROOMMATE WANTEDLuxury two bedroom apt. to share near lakefemale grad or pro lease 10/1/82 $300.00/mo forfurther info call 643-3878 or 752-5069.KITTENS FOUNDLast week we found 3 beautiful kittens aban¬doned in a box. Please help us find a good homefor them. We already have 3 cats and so cannottake anymore. All three are healthy and wouldlike to live with a family. Call 288-0524 for moreinformation.ATTACHE ASSOCIATESINFORMATIONMANAGEMENT SERVICESWordprocessing/Typing of DissertationsThesis, Research Papers-Notes, ProposalsMailings (Personal/Business), CurriculumVitaes: Pick-up & Delivery Service. MartiBuick: 643-1452.LANGUAGECOURSESThrough Chicago Cluster ofTheological Schools at theLutheran School of ChicagoProfessional instruction byexperienced teachersand/or native speakers in:FRENCH • GERMANLATIN * SPANISHFees range from $80 tor 10 hours of instruc¬tion per quarter to $250 for $50 hours. SEECLASSFIEDS FOR SPEIFICS. For further in¬formation and registration call instructorsor CCTS 667-3500; ext. 266 PAID TOURGU IDESNEEDEDRockefeller Chapel Needs Tourguides. Earn$5-10 per tour. Choose your own hours!Organizational Meeting at 1:00 pm on October1st in the Dean's Office or call 753-3381 formore information.SPORT CLUBSInformational packets are now available inIHN 203. Registration material due Oct. 20.Mandatory meetings Oct. 13 and Oct 26.REFRIGERATOR PEOPLEIf you live in a dorm and you would like to renta REFRIGERATOR, go with Student Govt.Rentals. Beware of unreliable refrigeratorpeople you see on the street! Order yours nowat the Student Activities Office or look for aStudent Government representative - Streetrefrigerator people are NOT official, don't takea chance!BOYAJIAN'SBAZAARThe place to go around the University for quali¬ty, low cost handcrafts from over 70 countries,bedspreads, wall hangings, wood and stonecarvings, clothing, bells, toys incense,brassware, ceramics, brooms, iewelryUNICEF cards, 1305 E. 53rd. Tues-Fri. 10-6Sat. 12 6 324 2020.BASEBALL TRYOUTSTryouts for the 1983 University of Chicagobaseball Team will be held October 9, 9:30 amat Stagg Field. The tryout is open to anyonewho did not play on last year's team. Leaveyour name with Coach Hargeheimer or CoachScott (Bartlett Gym-102) and pick up additional information if you plan on being there.ACHTUNG!GERMAN!TAKE APRIL WILSON'S GERMANCOURSES THIS FALL & HIGH PASS THEWINTER LANGUAGE EXAM! Classes willmeet MWF for 15 weeks, beginning Oct. 11. Forinformation & to register, call 667 3038 GERMAN COURSESThrough CCTS at LSTCRoom 203 READING COURSES. 15 week Intensive (50 hrs) Mo/Th 7:30 9:30, beg Sept. 30Fee $220. 2 Quarter Course (20 hrs) Tue 7:309:30, Beg Oct 5, Fee $110 Advanced Reading(Hum, Soc Sci, Theol) Wed 7.30 9:30; Beg.Sept 29, Fee $110 CONVERSATIONAL GERMAN (40 hrs) Mo Th 12-1 (books, tapes provid¬ed) Fee $200 Option for students w readingknowledge Tu/Th 1-2; Fee $110 For info andreg call G. + .MILLER, PhD 363 1384 or CCTS667 3500 ext. 266.FRENCH COURSEThrough CCTS at LSTCBeg session: Oct 12 7 9pm, rm 206 (20 hrs) Forinfo/registr call S. Pocock 955-9185 or CCTS667 3500 ext. 266.SPANISH COURSESThrough CCTS AT LSTCBeginning and Intermediate Spanish. Meet onOct. 1, 6:30 pm in rm 205 for further info or callProf. R. Navarro667-3500ext 265.LATIN COURSEThrough CCTS at LSTCby appointment. Call Father R. Zborowski at324 2626 or CCTS 667 3500ext 266.SYM WIND ENSEMBLEAuditions tomorrow from 10-12 & 1-3Goodspeed Rm 113. For info call F Cooper 9666666 or 493-1915 or J. Harris 643-4713.NEED A FRIENDAmy is a tiny, affectionate, calico cat whoneeds a loving home. She's well behaved, lit-terbox trained, spayed, has shots. Free to goodhome. Call Diana at 753-3444,nmog Baisdn NaniWith the UC GYMNASTICS CLUB! GoodEquipment, Coaching, Novice Classes &Friendly Folks. Weeknightsat Bartlett Gym orCall 955 8627.HI-RISE LIVING AT ITS BESTTHE NEWPORT - 4800 Chicago Beach DriveThe ultimate in modern lakefront hi-rise living. Indoor swimming pool 4 healthclub, jogging track, underground parking, commissary 4 other shops,excellent security.SE Corner, 3 bdrm, 2 baths. 10% owner financing. $105,000. Hilde Zurne.2 bdrm, 2 baths. Garage. City views. 9-3/4% FNMA mortgage. $78,500.Martha Benson.North Tower 1 bdrm. Beautifully decorated. $50,000. Hilde Zurne.23rd fl. 1 bdrm. Views of park & lake. $52,000. Mrs. Ridlon.5000 CORNELLVintage building 2 blocks from the lake. Spacious rooms with manyarchitectural features. Oak floors. Lake and City views. On UC bus route.Doorman. Formal dining rooms.2 bdrm, 2 baths at treetop level. $60,000. Martha Benson.3 bdrm, 2 baths on 14th fl. Laundry room off kitchen with new oversizedappliances. Excellent condition. $85,900. Eleanor Coe.UNIVERSITY PARK - 55th Street & Dorchester AvenueIn the center of Hyde Park. Near Campus and Coop Shopping Center. Swimmingpool and Health Club. Beautifully landscaped grounds & gardens. Undergroundgarage. Sundeck, bikeroom and bright laundry room.Studio. 9th fl. Owner will finance at 12%, 20% DP, $29,000 or $28,000 if buyergets financing. Martha Benson.1 bdrm + garage with court & garden views. $42,500. Martha Benson. SESE corner unit. 2 bdrm, 2 baths + garage. Mint condition. Assum. FNMAfinancing. $67,000. Mrs. Ridlon.Kennedy, Ryan, Monigal & Associates667-6666 • 5508 S. 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