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Lunch Tues-Sat11:30-2:30Dinner Tues-Thurs5:00- 10:30Fri - Sat5:00 - MidnighSun5:00-9.00Sunday Brunch10:30-2:30Come join us October 4The Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981 — 3News AnalysisHanna Gray: educator or advertiser?By Robert Decker andDarrell WuDunnThe guests were just finishing the last course of an ele¬gant candlelight dinner in Hutchinson Commons when UCPresident Hanna Holborn Gray arose to welcome the dinersto the University. One hundred of the top educators in thenation had gathered at UC for a Carnegie EducationalFoundation conference on general education in the UnitedStates.Under the glare of bright lights installed for the televisioncameras, Gray made the customary greetings and thenbegan her speech.“My views on general education,’’ Gray told the audi¬ence, “are well summed up by the headline which appearedover a story on page 52 of the Chicago Sun-Times on Febru¬ary 10th, 1981. The headline read, ‘College education notnecessary for pest controllers.’ ”End of speech. A warm ripple of laughter echoed throughthe dining room, and then grateful applause, from an audi¬ence which had spent the day listening to innumerable long-winded speakers.The evening was a triumph for Gray, the climax of a two-day conference that had been videotaped for national dis¬tribution and reported on by most major newspapers in thecountry. Obviously, she probably wishes that every audi¬ence was so appreciative and every news story writtenabout UC as favorable. In her nearly 36 months as Presi¬dent of the University, however, Gray has been subject toboth vociferous praise and virulent criticism.Much of that criticism involved another dinner in Hut¬chinson Commons held two years earlier, the dinner topresent the Albert Pick Award for International Under¬standing to former defense secretary Robert McNamara.No cameras or reporters were allowed inside Hutchinsoncommons that night, though the University did receive na¬tion-wide publicity then too. Many of the University’s facul¬ty had broken with their new President over the award, andinstead of chuckles that evening, Gray could most clearlyhear the shouts of 1600 protesters outside.For awhile, it seemed that the force of events swirlingabout the University’s first woman President might ob¬scure Gray herself. There have been a number of adjec¬tives applied to her personality; to quote a few, Gray is Sup¬posedly warm, delightful, humorless, witty, tough-minded,shy, modest, Germanic, well-organized, brusk, eloquent,efficient, and cool. She was called a consecrated teacher, astellar professor, a distinguished scholar, a first classhuman-being, a sports fan, an elegant speaker, and a tough-minded budget slashing boss in just one Chicago DailyNews article. A closer look at her shows, however, thatmere labels do little to elucidate an elusive, often apparent¬ly contradictory character.Looking at Hanna Gray’s upbringing and education con-'firms the feeling that Gray was given from her birth thetype of preparation which might lead someday to a univer¬sity presidency. She was born in Heidelberg, Germany in1930, the daughter of historian Hajo Holborn. Her mother,Annemarie Bettmann, came from an intellectual Jewishfamily and received a PhD. in classical philology. One yearafter Hitler’s rise to power, in 1934, the Holborn familycame to the United States and Mr. Holborn began a 35-yearteaching term at Yale University.Entering Bryn Mawr College at age 15, Gray was at firstintrigued by publishing and journalism, and toyed with theidea of becoming a radio comedian. She has said that radiostar Fred Allen was her particular favorite. She has beenfrequently quoted describing herself as “an old-fashionedBryn Mawr feminist.” After graduating from college in1950. Gray studied for a year at St. Anne’s College, OxfordUniversity, as a Fulbright scholar.The following year, Gray returned to the United States toteach history at Bryn Mawr. She then went to Harvard Uni¬versity receiving her doctorate there in 1957.It was at Harvard that she met Charles MontgomeryGray who was also working on an advanced degree in histo¬ry. The two met and married in 1954. Charles Gray hadmuch the same background as his wife. The son of a Univer¬sity of Illinois professor, he was raised in Urbana.In 1959, Hanna Gray became an assistant professor atHarvard. The following year Charles Gray was offered ateaching job at UC. Mrs. Gray resigned her position andbegan research as a fellow at Chicago’s Newberry Library,before becoming an assistant professor of history at UC in1961. Three years later, she was granted tenure.Gray’s early Chicago years were still vivid in manyminds when she was elected UC president three years ago.Along with Professor Karl Weintraub, Gray’s western civi¬lization sequence was thought to be worth spending a wetnight camping in the quads in registration lines.Gray was best-remembered, however, for her work on acommittee which was pulled together to settle a bitter ten¬ure dispute. The instructor who had been denied tenure, adecision eventually upheld by the “Gray Committee,” wasMarlene Dixon, a controversial member of the sociologydepartment who was later described as a “feminist folkheroine.” Susanne Rudolph, professor of political scienceand a member of the Gray Committee in 1969, praised Grayin 1977 for her ability to defuse “a spectacular blowup in thecommittee . . . with some skillful telephoning.”4- — The Chicago Maroon Friday, September 25, 1981 Gray’s administrative abilities were nc^w proven. Threeyears later, she left Chicago to become the first womandean of arts and sciences at Northwestern University. Aftertwo uncontroversial years, she was called back to her girl¬hood home of Yale University to become that school’s firstwoman provost. When Yale President Kingman Brewster,Jr. was made U.S. ambassador to Great Britain in 1977,Gray automatically assumed his post until a replacementcould be found.The year before, Gray had achieved another “first,”when she was named as the first woman director of J. P.Morgan & Company and Morgan Guarantee Trust Com¬pany. When asked by the New York Times how she feltabout her election, Gray answered “I don’t think I have anyparticular feeling about it.”As Yale provost, Gray tasted more controversy than shehad seen, either before or since. She inherited a deficitwhich amounted to $6 million in 1978. the largest in theEn route to the 1978 convocation at which shewas inaugurated as President, Gray was escort¬ed by Robert Reneker, late chairman of theBoard of Trustees.school’s history. When an employees strike erupted in Sep¬tember 1977, Gray refused to accept third-party arbitra¬tion. The university closed down all but one of the campusrestaurants, including the Yale Faculty Club, and a bombthreat was made to the single operating restaurant. Notuntil December of that year did the university settle withthe union, giving in only to demands for better job securi¬ty-At the same time that Yale was looking for a replacementfor the very public, very controversial Kingman Brewster,UC was still looking for a replacement for the very public,very controversial Edward Levi. Levi had left UC in 1975 tobecome Attorney General. The search committee at thattime labored for 15 months without a clear answer. Manyfactions grew- up among faculty supporters of different can¬didates, and in the end, it was decided that Provost and Act¬ing President John W'ilson would serve as president until1978 when he reached the retirement age. Wilson served hisbrief term more as a caretaker than as a president.Because of the battles that had taken place when Levileft, the 1977 search committee began looking for an outsid¬er with knowledge of the University. Financial problemswhich had been draining the University for the past fewyears also led the committee to search for an able adminis¬trator. But they also wanted a president who would bringthe recognition as a leader among other schools that pa?‘ Presidents had achieved.After a ten month search for a new president to replaceWilson, Gray was elected the tenth chief executive of theUniversity of Chicago. Her selection received national at¬tention because she would be the University’s first womanpresident and one of only two woman presidents of majoruniversities (University of Texas-Austin being the other).But while the national media focused on her gender, UCstudents, faculty, and Board of Trustees were more con¬cerned with her abilities as an administrator and a scholarAs Robert Reneker, then Chairman of the Board, said. “Wehad something much more important in mind than settingprecedents.”Many of the school’s previous presidents are campus le¬gends, their larger than life portraits hang high on the wallsof Hutchinson Commons. Men such as William RaineyHarper and Robert Maynard Hutchins helped shape Ameri¬can education. Under them the school was a pioneer whichset the standards in general education curriculum whichother schools have since followed.With her selection as president, many hoped that Graywould continue this role. Reneker said. “She is exactly inthe tradition of the presidents of the University of Chica¬go”Indeed Gray appeared to be the University’s best choice.A proven administrator and respected scholar, an outsiderand an insider. Gray emerged as the perfect synthesis for aschool that needed media attention while still retaining itsscholarly image. UC lack of recognition among the generalpopulation has hampered its ability to attract funds and topstudents. The search committee felt Gray was the best can¬didate to draw attention to Chicago while maintaining itstradition of innovation.Since her arrival in July 1978, however, she has not yetmade any major innovative plan to enhance the Universi¬ty’s continued academic excellence. Rather she has devot¬ed herself mainly to the financial problems that beset a uni¬versity with a $250 million annual budget. One month afterher selection as president, Gray outlined her presidentialphilosophy saying that the University must learn “to do justas well, and even better, with less.”Some were disappointed with Gray’s first State of theUniversity message. Many viewed this address to the facul¬ty as an opportunity to present her vision of what the Uni¬versity should be and how she intended to realize this vi¬sion. Instead of painting a picture of the future. Graydescribed UC past and present, dealing with its financialhealth.The novelty of her gender wore off quickly on campus. “Ifpeople thought she’d be sweet and gentle because of hersex, they got a rude awakening.” one departmental chair¬man was quoted as saying. “She’s tougher than most of themen around here.”Her firmness w-as exhibited early. In May 1978, shebacked the controversial presentation of the Pick Award toRobert McNamara, head of the World Bank and secretaryof defense during the Kennedy and Johnson administra¬tions. Despite widespread protest from the faculty and stu¬dents, Gray went through with giving the award. Almostone third of the faculty signed petitions dissociating them¬selves from the University’s actions and over 1600 protes¬ters rallied on the night of the awards ceremony.Gray has had a few major accomplishments. Perhaps hergreatest one was the bringing of the Joseph Crerar ScienceLibrary to the University. The collection, consisting of over650,000 volumes of science, engineering, technology andmedicine, puts UC’s library system among the very best inthe nation.Gray has also put effort into improving the science facili¬ties with plans to create a new science quadrangle as wellas plans to renovate the older chemistry buildings.Most of Gray’s efforts, however, have been devoted to al¬leviating the University’s financial burdens. Experiencingsevere difficulties balancing the budget for the three yearsof her tenure, Gray has traveled around the country meet¬ing frequently with business leaders and potential big con¬tributors. The Board of Trustees has recently announced a$100 million fund raising campaign for the College and theDivisions, the first major fund raising effort of Gray’s pre¬sidency.The role of the President has certainly changed underGray’s administration. In a Wall Street Journal profile,Gray was described as a “Manager President,” dealingonly with the most urgent problems of the times.In her efforts to meet budgetary goals, Gray has in¬creased the size of the College without increasing the facul¬ty size. Tuition w'as also increased 17 percent over lastyear.During her tenure here, Gray has remained cautious. Shehas been careful to avoid controversy, perhaps not to alien¬ate potential contributors. She rarely discusses sensitiveissues in public. She refused to comment on a potentialstrike by the campus service and maintenance workers.When asked about the possibilities of her selection asYale’s president, Gray responded, “I’ve never commentedon the Yale search, and I don’t intend to start now.”Continued on page 30ViewpointsRevered anonymity By Jeff Davitz“They” will tell you here (especially during orientation week when “they” want you tostay and at bill collection times when “they” want you to pay) that the University of Chi¬cago is revered in the academic world. That may, in fact, be true. But will you ever pause towonder what the academic world is? You certainly won’t during orientation week when youare being introduced to college life with two hour standardized tests and long, quote filledspeeches. And you certainly won’t at bill collection times when you will want to do anythingbut think of reasons that two withdrawals and a “C” are worth two thousand dollars. In fact,you may never pause at all.And that would be a shame. Because not to pause and wonder why “they” expend effort totell you that the University is revered-in-the-academic-world is to miss delving into the mys¬teries of institutionalized complexes. Many incoming students find it hard to accept the factthat as labels go the University of Chicago is a notch below the name tags your mothersewed on your underpants. Oh sure, the academic world loves us. But forget the 40 or soNobel laureates, the outstanding departments and the “Free to Choose’’ television series.When you get right down to the nitty gritty of bragging, the University of Chicago doesn’tcut it out in the “real world.” (You will learn here at some point how to put quotes aroundwords like “real.” Also, footnotes.) In a nutshell — not to be confused with “In an academicworld” — that is why “they” tell you that the University of Chicago is revered in the aca¬demic world. Because “they” don’t like it any more than I do or you will. At least half of thefun of being at a University is bragging, tastefully need you ask. about being there. Itdoesn’t help when they think that you are the poor sister school of the University of Illi¬nois.This bothers the incoming eastern student, and those long accustomed to “the city” mostof all. While his friends are talking about how much fun they had on the Harvard-Yale week¬end, he will often be explaining where our “revered” institution is. Geographic ignorance.This is a serious stumbling block for the eager bragger. I confess that I faced this problemearly in my educational bragging career. A gentleman I was talking to near my hometownin New York (state, not city) asked me what school I was attending. I replied, a little cau¬tiously. “the University of Chicago.” He paused, squinted and pointed a finger at me.“My God,” I thought, “what is this guy pegging my SAT scores at!?”“Illinois. Right?” he blurted.Locals do not escape image problems. A few years ago when Harvard was introducing its“radically new” idea of core education, the New York Times ran a story about the newtrend in education led by Harvard without once mentioning the University of Chicago. A bitunderstandable because Harvard is in the east where midwestern notions became eastcoastideas and then New York values. But when the Chicago Tribune did the core educationstory, they also failed to mention the University of Chicago Failed to mention that our coreeducation program was well into its middle age. In our own city, even, we are forgottenSo that’s why we are revered in the academic world. Other Sumerian scholars love to readabout the research going on in our department of Sumerian studies. But the pimply facedkid at the ice cream parlor next summer will draw- a very revealing blank when you say“University of Chicago.” And after a while his blank expression will begin to bother youalot. And one day when the grocer pats you on the back and says, “MY SON goes to COR¬NELL i a school that everyone has heard ofyou will turn to him and scream. “I go to theUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO and we re REVERED IN THE ACADEMIC WORLD! ”They had better. Otherwise we’ll stop publishing those wonderful books about Sumer andrejoin the big ten. It’s a small threat, but it’s worth something.COME AND JOIN THE CAMEL HUNT!In a collection of lives of saints of Islam, the story is told of Ebrahim ibn Adam, a king, a sincere man who was seeking God. One night he was awakened by afearful stomping on the roof above his room. He shouted, “Who’s there?” The reply came, “I’m looking for my lost camel." Ebrahim. perturbed by the imbecilityof the answer, screamed, “You fool! Are you looking for a camel on a roof?” The voice answered, “I'm no more a fool than you. Are you looking for God in silkcbthing and lying on a golden bed?” Those words changed the king’s life.The human condition being what it is, we all expend considerable time and energy in rooftop camel hunts. And Calvert House attempts to facilitate the searchfor our “camels." At Calvert, together we seek God — or allow God to find us. Through worship and discussions and friendship and meetings we try to get abetter understanding of life’s questions. We call each other to deeper life experiences Healing is offered for those who have made inadequate responses to life.We have a treasure and a gift to share: the love and peace and joy of the Lord You are most welcome to join us!CATHOLIC STUDENT CENTERCALVERT HOUSE5735 South University288-2311MASSDaily (incl. Saturday): Noon and 500 pm. Weekends: Saturday 500 pmSunday 830 amPROGRAMS AND ACTIVITIESBible Study Group Retreats ... Hunger Concern Group . Catholic Worker . Project... Business Student Group . Medical Students Group . DivinityStudents Group ... Sunday Students Group .. Sunday Suppers .. Daily Brown Bag Lunch .. Social Activities .. Catechumenate (instructions in Catholicism)... Sacrament of Reconciliation.For Further Information, Come in or Call 288-2311 1100 am (Bond Chapel)500 pmThe Chicago Maroon — Friday- September 25, 1981 — 5rThe CampusLoans deadline this WednesdayBy Sheila BlackThe first day of class for College studentsat the University of Chicago, October 1, isalso the day legislation is raising the inter¬est rate for National Direct Student Loans(NDSLs), and restricting eligibility for theGuaranteed Student Loan (GSL) programbecomes effective. Social Security benefitsfor students in college will also be tighter.The interest rate for NDSL loans will risefrom four to five percent on the first day ofclasses. The only way that students canavoid paying the higher interest rates is tohave picked up their checks by that date.The University is making an effort to dis¬burse all 2,800 NDSL loans during the threedays before then. Therefore, students pick¬ing up these loans ought to be aware of somespecial procedures.When students receiving NDSL loans reg¬ister for classes next week, they must tellthe person there that they are receivingloans. The person will then give them a reg¬istration card which must be brought to theRegistrar’s office in the Administrationbuilding. If students’ don’t mention thatthey are receiving loans, they will not begiven the registration card. Also, if they arerestricted for any reason, they will not begiven the card. Most restrictions take 24hours to clear, so students who fear thatthey are restricted should not wait until thelast day to register.When they get to the Registrar’s office,they will hand in their course card and pickup a certificate, of course enrollment. Theywill need this certificate in order to pick uptheir loan checks on the fourth floor of thebookstore, at the loan office. The certifi¬cates will be color coded by day; studentshave to pick up their loan checks the daythey pick up this certificate. While thereshouldn’t be any wait at the Registrar’s of¬fice for a certificate, there will be a wait atthe loan office. So unless students have a few hours which they can spend waiting fortheir loan checks, they should not turn intheir registration card for a certificate ofenrollment.The Registrar’s office and the loan officewill both be open special hours during thosedays. The loan office will start passing outchecks at 9:30 a m., and they will stay openat least ur^il 9 p.m., or until every studentwho needs to pick up their loan that day isable to. The Registrar’s office should also beopen until 9 p.m. for students who have reg¬istered late.Students with UC Federally Insured Stu¬dent Loans (FISL) may get more favorablerepayment terms if they pick up theirchecks by Sept. 30, though neither their in¬terest rates nor the eligibility for the loanwill change if they do not pick up the loan bythen. Students who wish to pick up theirFISLs before Oct. 1 should follow the sameprocedures as described above.Guaranteed Student Loans (GSL) fromlocal banks or other lenders have alreadyhad their terms set, and will not be affectedby the pick up date. Students with GSL loanswho still want to pick them up by Sept. 30should follow the same procedure above, butthey should pick the checks up in Cobb 102.This room will only be open between 9 a m.and 4 p.m. GSL checks will again be avail¬able in the loan office on Oct. 1.Students who are getting NDSL or FISLloans, who do not pick up their checks bySept. 30. will then have to wait 10 days fortheir checks to be re processed at new'terms. The first date that the new checksshould be available will be Oct. 12.GSL. including UC FISL, approved afterOct. 1 will have new eligibility requirementsdue to the change in federal legislation thissummer. All students whose families make$30,000 or less will be eligible for the loans.Students from families making more thanthat will have to demonstrate need in orderto be eligible for the program. Two different tests for determining needfor a GSL ^re under consideration. One willtake into account only gross income, familysize and the number of students enrolled incollege. The other, more complicated test,would consider family assets and unusualexpenses as well.The amount students could borrow wouldbe determined by the cost of the school theyattend. Students at more expensive privatecolleges (including UC) may still be able toborrow under this program, even if they arethe only family member in school, and evenif their family’s income exceeds $30,000.However, $2500 would be the maximumamount any student could qualify for Theminimum GSL loan would be $1,000.FISL loan eligibility and interest rateswill not change if the loans are not picked upby Sept. 30, as long as the loan is approvedby then But the repayment schedule will bechanged if the student does not pick up hischeck by that date. It usually takes a weekto process a loan application, so studentsshould have dropped off completed loan ap¬plications no later than Sept. 23 to escapenew restrictions. The office of College Aidcannot promise loans applications submit¬ted after that date will be processed in time,said Pam Hormuth, Associate Director ofthe Office of College Aid.The University intends to maintain its pol¬icy of finding financial aid for any under¬graduate who needs it for at least the com¬ing year.“But we are going to have to look very clo¬sely at it,” said Dan Hall, dean of Collegeadmissions and aid in an August 7 Maroonarticle. Hall cited the possibilities of contin¬ued state and federal cutbacks, and risingcosts as factors that may prompt considera¬tion of how much the University can contin¬ue to support. 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Phoning hours run from 6:00 p.m.-10:00 p.m. Monday through Thursday.We require you to work 2 sessions per week.Seniors and graduate students are among those most eligible.APPLY NOW!Call Mike Levine, 753-0888 between 1 P.M. &5 P.M. for an interview.THE CHICAGO ALUfflNI TELEFUND6 — The Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981The CommunityFear, Crime and urban livingBy Robin KirkOne of the first things a new student willhear in Hyde Park is a scary crime story.Many, if not most veterans of at least a yearon the quads has either been a victim of acrime, or has had a friend who was involvedin one. Failing that, there are always tradi¬tional rumors to be told and retold.Many of the stories and fears of students,and other Hyde Park residents, are all tootrue. But the University has long made aconcerted effort to make Hyde Park one ofthe safer neighborhoods inside the city. Bybeing conscious of the problems, using com¬mon sense and the security services avail¬able to students, your time at UC can be asafe one.Campus BussesThe best way to get around campus atnight is to use the free mini bus service.There are four routes, leaving from Regen-stein library. Service runs every half-hourbetween 6 p.m. and 1 a m. A map is postedright inside the front door at Regenstein,and they can be picked up at the bookstore,Ida Noyes, Reynolds Club, and many moreplaces on campus. The busses have particu¬lar stops on their routes, but most will stopat the end of any block if you flag themdown. There is also the Shoreland Shuttlewhich runs in the mornings and at mealtimes, and is also free.In addition to these busses, there are threepay busses run by the University whichreach a wider area, including the neighbor¬hood of South Shore. You have to buy ticketsto ride these busses, you cannot use cash.The fare for the South Shore route is 70cents; tickets for the two Hyde Park routescost 40 cents. Monthly books are available.These busses run only during morning andevening rush hours. Tickets and route mapsare available at Reynolds club.Finally, for those wishing to get out ofHyde Park altogether, but who wish to avoidthe more dangerous public transportation,the Student Government is running a bus upto the North Side on most Friday and Satur¬day evenings this quarter. The bus, calledthe 7-11 Express, makes one run up to theNorth Side at 7 p.m.. amd two runs back,one at 11 p.m and one at 2 a m. Lacking acar, this is probably the safest, most con¬venient way to get up to the North Side. Thetickets, which can be bought at Reynolds club and in the dorms, cost $1 for a one wayticket.Umbrella CoverageAny student wishing to travel across HydePark, who feels nervous about walkingalone can get an escort from campus securi¬ty, under a service known as Umbrella cov¬erage. Students, male or female, need onlycall security, from a white security phone orfrom a normal phone at 753-2211, and securi¬ty will come by to escort the student. Astudy done by the Maroon last wintershowed that the average response time bysecurity was six minutes, and that responsetime improved after 10 p.m.Security is suppose to only follow the stu¬dent, bu many times rides are offered tocallers. This, too increases with the latenessof the hour, and also with the other factors,such as weather and whether the student ismale or female. But there is no official po¬lice about giving rides to any student. Stu¬dents who are walking on the streets and seea security car can also glag them down inorder to get coverage.Security PhonesThe white phones located around campusare emergency phones directly connected tothe University police. Between 56th and theMidway, Cottage Grove and the I.C. tracks,there is one on every corner, as well asmany other locations in the rest of HydePark. If you are being chased, just take thephone off the hook as you run by, and securi¬ty will be alerted and send cars to the area.But you should be aware that just openingthe door of the box is not the same as takingthe phone off the hook. Security will respondto such a call usually in less than a minute.A student who sees suspicious persons orsigns of a crime occurring should also pickup the nearest white phone. The phones canalso be used to contact security if someoneis ill or injured and needs to be taken to thehospital, or for such non-emergency situa¬tions as getting into a locked Universitybuilding, or to call for umbrella coverage.WhistlestopAt all times, students should carry a whis¬tle to alert others and the police if a crime isoccurring. If you hear whistles, blow yourown whistle or, if you are near a phone, callSecurity or Chicago police at 911. The whist¬ les are sold at Reynolds Club and IdaNoyes.BicyclesBicycles are useful in avoiding crimes inthe Hyde Park — muggers will rarely pullyou off a bike in the middle of a street, andthey get in from one place to another muchmore quickly. But riding along the lake, par¬ticularly north of 47th St. or south of the mu¬seum, can be dangerous even during themiddle of the afternoon. It is a good idea notto ride alone for this reason. Bikes are also atarget for thefts, and no lock, not even a Cit¬adel, will deter the determined bike theftBe sure that the bike is registered with po¬lice and insured, therefore. You can registerthem with campus security. If it is stolen,and it was registered, there is some chancethat it will be recovered. But police raffle offhundreds of unregistered bikes each yearwhich are recovered, but which cannot bereturned to owners.Public TransportationThere are three means of public transpo¬tation between Hyde Park and downtown:the Illinois Central Gulf (I.C.) commutertrains, the elevated trains (the El), and citybuses.Of the three, the I.C. is the safest, thequickest and the most expensive. The twostations nearest campus are at55th-56th-57th streets and 59th St. Becausethe 59th St. station is a stop for both localand express trains, while 57th is only a localstop, you are likely to have a shorter waitfor a train at the 59th St. station. Howeverthat station was the site of a series of rapesnot long ago, and the shooting of an IC secu¬rity officer earlier this month. If would bebest to get a schedule, and not arrive at thestation much before the train. Apart fromthe cost (fares rose to $2.25 during the sum¬mer), another disadvantage to the I.C. isthat it goes no further than Randolph Streetin the Loop; if yo want to go up to the NorthSide, you will have to pay again to take acity bus or El.The El is the least safe way to get in and outof Hyde Park. Two El lines serve the SouthSide — the Jackson Park-Howard line andthe Lake-Dan Ryan line. The Jackson Park-Howard line is the closest to campus; itsnearest stop is on Garfield Avenue about amile west of campus. The Lake Dan Ryantrain stops at Garfield and the Dan Ryan Expressway, a couple of miles farther weston Garfield. To reach either station, take the55th St./Garfield Bus — neither stop is asafe walk. Try not to travel on either alone,especially at night, and take the Dan Ryantrain when possible. Make sure that you areeither on the B-train of either line, or a trainthat makes all stops, especially when com¬ing back from the city. Otherwise you willovershoot your stop Fares are now 90 centsfor the basic fare, and 10 cents more for thetransfer for the bus to get to the station.City busses are relatively safe and cheap,if you have the time to wait for them Cutbacks have made it more and more difficultto move in the city using them. Most expressbusses, such as the Jeffrey Express fromHyde Park to the loop, are still running, butthey now cost $1.10, and dollar bills are nolonger accepted in the fare box.Starting a personal security systemBy Susan AaronThe single most important precaution youcan take against rape in Hyde Park maysound incredibly simple: You must realizethat rape does occur in this neighborhoodand that you could become a victim of rapein Hyde Park.There is no substitute for this knowledgeand no security system quite as effective.You are your own best protection againstpreventable rape. Your protection lies in araised consciousness, an internalized senseof caution, and in the ability to listen to yourown inner warning signals. Don’t takechances. Play it safe.In BuildingsMany of the precautions you would takeagainst rape in buildings are the same asthose you would take against burglary. Mostare designed either to restrict access to thebuilding or to give an early warning of ap¬proach. You should see that your buildinghas good locks and adequate lighting in en¬try ways and corridors. Short of an electron¬ic warning system, you can hang bells onyour doorknobs and clutter vulnerable win¬dows with glass objects. If you live in anapartment, your bedroom should have agood lock on the door and you should have aphone near your bed.Above all, know your neighbors. Don’t letanyone in your building you don’t know.Never buzz in strangers. If your intercomsystem doesn’t work, ask your landlord torepair it, and have friends call before stop¬ping by. Ask your guests not to let strangersin with them. Be aware of strangers in your anteroom.Have your keys out and ready to use. If ittakes you more than a couple of seconds toopen your door, complain to your landlord.Women are often attacked as they entertheir buildings. The less time you spend inyour anteroom, the better. If someone youdon’t know forces his way past the door youare opening, leave. Don’t hesitate to call se¬curity or have someone else accompany youto your apartment.Inside your building, be aware of placeswhere someone could hide — laundryrooms, lobbies, dark hallways, stairwells,parking garages. Avoid being cornered ormaneuvered into any enclosed spaces. Ifyour building has an elevator and someonesuspicious is on it as you approach, stay outof it. Wait for another elevator. If someonesuspicious gets on with you, get off, or pushother buttons, so that the elevator will stopon all floors. Stay near the front of the eleva¬tor as you ride, and near the control panelwith the alarm button.Walking in Hyde ParkYou really need never walk alone at night.If the mini-bus has stopped running, you canalways call security to ask for umbrella cov¬erage. Or you may want to call friends, orwalk with someone who is going your way.If, however, you do choose on occasion towalk alone at night, consider some of thisadvice:Get to know your neighborhood. Establisha walking route in the daytime which youwon’t be afraid to use at night. You’ll want aroute where there are street lights, people,stores that stay open late, university dorms, security phones, etc.If you decide to walk at night, use thatroute. Remember that shortcuts you maytake during the day are often not lighted andnot safe at night.Be alert and look ahead. Again, noticeplaces where someone could hide — alcoves,alleys, doorways, bushes, corners. Considerwalking on the outside of the sidewalk, oreven taking to the middle of the street if youfeel apprehensive about your surround¬ings.Body language is important. Act confi¬dently in public. Straighten your spine foraction and hold your head up. Walk briskly,with a sense of purpose, towards your desti¬nation. Have your keys (preferably withwhisle attached) in your hand when youwalk. Carrying them can make you appearand feel more alert. W'ear shoes and cloth¬ing you can run in. Carry your books or pos¬sessions so that you always have a freehand.Rapists sometimes test a potential victimby observing w hether she will react passive-ly or aggressively when he ap¬proaches.Avoid talking with strangers.Above all, don’t listen to their words and for¬get to watch what they are doing. Keep youreye on anyone close enough to grab you. Ifsomeone makes you nervous, cross thestreet or change directions. If you thinksomeone is following you, don’t hesitate tostop another student and ask him to accom¬pany you to a place where you can call secu¬rity.If someone bothers you or tries to touchyou, make eye contact and tell him leaveyou alone or go away in a loud, controlled voice. Be firm about what you want and beas public as you can. Attract attention ordamage property if necessary.Don’t wait to be grabbed. If someonestarts to make a fast move towards you.start yelling. A rapist often follows a set pat¬tern and disrupting his routine might giveyou time to escape. Throw whatever youhave into his eyes to distract him and run.If someone does grab you, your chancesare best if you resist immediately. Recentstudies show that women who act quickly,assertively, and who use many strategiesare much more likely to avoid being rapedthan women who just plead with an at¬tacker, or try to talk him out of it. But resist¬ing doesn’t insure that you won’t be hurt fur¬ther in addition to being raped You are theonly one who can make the choice ofwhether to reisist.JoggingRunning alone around the Point and southof 47th Street is fairly safe in the daytime,but you should still be cautious. If you wantto take a journey into the Loop, you reallyshould find a running partner. Members ofthe womens’ track team or the track clubmay be able to put you in touch with otherrunners who could use the company on along run Most women in Hyde Park feelsafer running the track at Stagg Field or theneighborhood sidewalks than taking to thelakefront, though. The same precautionsyou would take on a night walk would alsoapply to a run in Hyde Park. Avoid thegrassy park behind the Museum of Scienceand industry, and keep to open, well-populated places.The Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981 — 7The Whole Staff ofThe Textbook Departmentof The University of Chicago BookstoreL. to r.: Robert Phelps, Ricardo Fernandez, Ruth Godbold, Joe Alulis, Debi Stewart, Hilario Nunez, BeaWilliams, John Cook.Welcomesall new & returning students andwishes you a successfulFall QuarterBooks for theAutumn Quarterare on the shelvesnow.Come in andsee what we have.8 _ The Chicago Maroon - Friday, September 25, 1981S'The Maroon Collegiate Dictionary-? — .———— —TheChicagoMaroon’sOrientation Guideto Gracious LivingAaA-level: Canteen on the first basement floor of Re-genstein Library. Run by SG, it sells coffee,drinks, snacks and fruit.Ace (verb): To do very well on an exam orpaper, especially when the worst was expected.Ad Building: Administration Building, the home ofthe offices of the Bursar, the Registrar, the Deanof Students, University housing, and InternationalStudent ServicesBbBlackfriars: The oldest student group on campus,this theatrical group stages two musicals eachyear They also put on several less elaborateshows, including their annual Orientation Weekperformance.Bob’s: Bob’s Newstand: On the corner of 51st andLake Park, provides Sunday N Y. Times for home¬sick New Yorkers at Midnight on Saturday. Alsosells a wide range of other products other thanC-Shop: Coffee-shop in Reynolds Club. One placeto use food stamps from the housing office. (SeeMonopoly Money)CCE: Center for Continuing Education. Bestknown to students as the stop for the limo toO’Hare and Midway airports. South of the mid¬way, east of the Law School. Also a low-mediumcost hotel, and the site of many conferences.Circle Campus: The Chicago branch of the Univer¬sity of Illinois. A commuter school. The schoolwhich you are not attending, but which everyone inChicago thinks you are attending. (Note: people inHyde Park are not really in Chicago most of thetime).CLR: Chicago Literary Review A quarterly publi¬cation of reviews, fiction, poetry and articles, pub¬lished by the MaroonCommon Core: F'our year long courses inthe Hu¬manities and the Physical, Biological and SocialSciences, which all students in the College are re¬quired to take to graduate.Co-op: (1) Hyde Park Cooperative Society Super¬market — a very complete store (and the usualusage of “Co-op”), (2) Chicago Theological Semi¬nary Bookstore.Core: See Common CoreCounterpoint: An intellectual magazine modeled Adviser: Friendly person who helps make sureyou satisfy the requirements for a U of C degree,and helps you decide about your sixth change ofmajorASHUM: Program in the Arts and Science Basicto Human Biology and Medicine, an interdisciplin¬ary program designed to integrate biology and so¬cial science in a broadly based health-orientedcurriculum. A 6 year BA MS programAssistant Resident Head: See Resident Assistantnewspapers.B.J.: Burton-Judson Courts Dorm for undergrad¬uates and some graduate students south of themidway. Also home of Edward Turkington. direc¬tor of student housing.Botany Pond: A small, shallow, algae-filled bodyof water located just inside the quads near Cobbgate. Throwing friends in is sometimes used for“celebrations.”after Commentary, (perhaps becuse it’s edited bythe son of Commentary’s editor), is published sev¬eral times a quarter. It includes articles from stu¬dents, faculty, and others on politics, the arts andintellectual affairs.Court Theatre: One of the best repertory theatresin Chicago. Although most actors are profession¬als. Court relies on students for such things as setconstruction, lighting, and ushers. Even if youdon't work for them, be sure to see a few of theirproductions — some of Chicago’s best theatre isavailable here and brings many outsiders intoHyde ParkCrash: What one does after studying for 12 hoursand taking an exam R and R necessitated by in¬tense workCSO: The Chicago Symphony Orchestra Chica¬go’s only winning team. Student subscriptions tothe University Night Series are available at Or¬chestra Hall or by mail.CTA: Chicago Transit Authority, the people whorun buses and “ELs” throughout the city. See“EL.”CTS: Chicago Theological Seminary. Home of theSeminary Co-op Bookstore.Cume. Cumulative GPA (see GPA). Measured ona four point grade scale.Continued on page 11*The Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981 — 9MODEL MA NIAOLYMPUSThe little 35mm pocket camera with big camera features.• Weights just 7.9 ounces inself-contained sliding case.• Aperture-priority automaticexposure — you just selectthe aperture and the camerasets the shutter speed.• Easy, rangefinder focusing. w MINOLTA XG-M.DESIGNED TO HAVE NO COMPETITION.• Aperture-priority automation.• Full metered manualexposure.• Accepts 3.5fps motor driveand 2 fps auto winder.• 2-year camera warranty/5-year lens warranty.Wrw/45mm f2 0shown with optional motor driveMinolta XG-IAUTOMATIC PERFORMANCE. AUTOMATIC SAVINGS.It’s the most economical 35mm automatic Minolta SLR. Easy enough for beginnersbut packed with sophisticated features.w/45m*nf2.0INSTANT PASSPORT PHOTOSTAKEN AND CUT TO SIZEWHILE YOU WAITOLYMPUSwith OTF (off-the-film) exposure control• Fully automatic, aperture-preferred 35mm SLR compact.• Electronic exposure controlmeasures light that reachesthe film surface during actualexposure, offering greateraccuracy.• Over 300 lenses andaccessories available. ' OLYMPUS ’ A CanonPROGRAMw/50mmfi,8• Programmed automationfor focus-and-shoot con¬venience.• Shutter priority automationplus Manual• Super bright focusing screenand LED readouts in view¬finder.shown with optional Speedlite 188A and Power Winder A2WHY BUY SOMEWHERE ELSE?MODEL WILL MEET ANYCHICAGOLAND PRICE.w/50mm f1 8SAVE WITHFUJICOLORPRINT FILM12 EXP. Reg. Price Sale11035mm $1.85$1.90 *1.4924 EXP.11035mm $2.55$2.65 *1.99> (Clip and iiva coupon) M - < If any Chicago area store ad¬vertises a lower price than youpaid at Model Camera, bring it inwithin 14 days of your camerapurchase and we will credit or re¬fund the difference, or at our op¬tion, accept the merchandise inreturn for a full refund. Proof ofpurchase plus a copy of the ad¬vertisement is all that is needed.(This program is in addition to ourBONUS BOOK benefits and othercustomer services.)1342 E. 55th St. model camera493-6700DictionaryContinued from page 9Doc: Out of date name for the Documentary FilmGroup, the campus film czars. They show justabout every type of film, from “current” hits toolder classics, from esoteric foreign films to Bmovies About the only thing missing from theiralmost daily line-up of films are documentaries.Doctor: The name for a physician, dentist, or psy¬chiatrist Professors with Ph D’s which as a rule isalmost all professors, are addressed as Mr MrsMrs., or Miss.Dudley: Athletic scholarship for women.GeekEclectic Ed: 1) Mini-courses offered by the Stu¬dent Activities Office in such subjects as guitarplaying, ballroom dance, auto repair and winetasting. Cost is usually about $15. 2) Nickname forEd Turkington. director of University housing.EL: The Elevated trains that make up a large partof the country’s most expensive mass-transit sys¬tem.Fac Ex: Faculty Exchange, the campus mail sys¬tem. And you thought the U S. Postal System wasslow.F1SL: Federal Insured Student LoanFOTA: Festival Of The Arts. A month of fun andfrolic beginning with a maypole dance on thequads on May 1st to celebrate the coming of spring. Last year the maypole broke in highwinds.Funny Money: See Monopoly Money.FSACCSL: (Somehow pronounced Fac-sul > Facul¬ty-Student Advisory Committee on Campus Stu¬dent Life An advisory group to Charles O’Connell,dean of students.G.A.L.A.: Gay and Lesbian Alliance (GALA):This group sponsors both social and political activ¬ities, including a coffeehouse on the first Friday ofthe quarter, and a dance near the end of thequarter Information, counseling, and literatureare available in their office on the third floor of IdaNoyes.Geek: Someone who constantly studies See RegRat.GMAT; Graduate Management Aptitude Test.Useless entrance exam for Business School.G P A.: Grade Point Average See Cume. Whatmany UC students think about 24 hours a dayGRE: The Graduate Record Examination TheSAT’s of graduate schools.GSLP: Guaranteed Student Loan Program.Grey City Journal: The arts and entertainmentsupplement that appears, God willing, inside ofFriday’s Maroon.Gut-course: Course which is dif¬ficult. but certainly not impossible, to find at UC.See Rocks for Jocks.Harper: (1) Harper Library — 3rd floor (2) YourAdviser’s office and the Office of Financial Aid —2nd floor. (3) William Rainey Harper, the U of C’sfirst president.Harper Instructor: Ph D hired to teach certainCore courses. Would be an Assistant Professorwere it not for the state of the economy.Herald: Hyde Park Herald, a neighborhood news¬paperHotline: Offers information and referrals for awide range of on and off campus events and ser¬vices, as well as crisis intervention and a friendlyear. Lines open 7 p.m to 7 a m , seven days aweek. 753-1777Hum: (Pronounced “Hume” Common Core Hu¬manities, in which you will probably read Humeand other “great books.”I and M: Ideas and Methods, a concentration in theNew Collegiate Division (see NCD).IC: Illinois Central Gulf Railroad, the expensivebut safe way to go downtown.Ida: Ida Noyes Hall, one of two student "club¬houses.”I House: International House, a dormitory forgraduate studems and foreign students.We’d like to havewords with you.Words of hopeof joyof comfortof rewardof loveof warningStony Island Church of Christ1600 E. 84th St.Chicago IL60617375-3030 or 493-6960Sunday Worship: 11 am and 6 pmBible Study: 10 am Sunday7:30 pm ThursdayTransportation provided.— A warm, friendly congregation practicingsimple New Testament Christianity. I-M: Intramural Sports. Organized mirth andmayhem.Incomplete: A not recommended way to stretch acourse into the next quarterJimmy’s: (The Woodlawn Tap) The campus barSuper selection of beers, legendary food. The placeto go to meet anyone or to celebrate anything Asocial center outside the Library.Journal: The Chicago Journal, a south side com¬munity oriented newspaper tracts are forced to buy. They can be used at theC-Shop, Hutch commons, the cafeteria. Go direct¬ly to Pierce cafeteria. Do not pass go Do not col¬lect $200.Monsters of the Midway: The old nickname for theUC football team, when the team dominated theBig Te-. many, many years ago Now used in jest,or ir reference to the mud on the IM fields.The Moron: The unappreciated but accepted nick¬name for the giant of journalistic achievmentwhich you hold in your handsNCD: The New Collegiate Division, an interdisci¬plinary division of the College, specialized in non-traditional majors, e g PERL, Ideas and Meth¬ods, and Tutorial Studies. Students can takeclasses from some of the better known professorson campus here, such as Philip Kurland. WayneJimmy’sLA: Laboratory Assistant (salaried sadist).Labbie: U C Laboratory School student. The LabSchool is the high school next-door to Ida Noyes.Run by the University.Loop: Chicago’s downtown area, which derives itsname from the formation that the elevated traintracks make.LSAT: Law School Aptitude Test. Half of themagic formula for getting into law school (SeeGPA.)Major Activities Board (MAB): 40% of the activi¬ties fee goes to this group which sponsors quarter¬ly concerts in Mandel Hall, to which students maypurchase discount tickets. The members of MABare chosen in the spring through a petitioningprocessMaroon: The official UC student newspaper Lo¬cated on the third floor of Ida Noyes Hall.Maroons: Our varsity sports players.MCAT: Medical College Admissions Test (pro¬nounced “M-cat”). A premed’s constant worry.Super SAT for medical school.The Midway: The Midway Plaisance, UC’s back¬yard Run by the city’s park district, not UC. butused for all types of sports by the schoolMonopoly Money: The food coupons that studentsliving in University housing without meal con¬ Booth, former dean of the College, and EdwardLevi, former UC president and Attorney General.NDSL: National Direct Student Loancontinued on page 12PorterAce HardwareEstablished in Woodlawnsince 1901Mon - Sat 9am to 6pm • 493-27881320East 63rd StreetNext to Tai Sam YonThe Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981 — 11« %*.«%*.* V X %■ i « 4 istoneBasement • Reynolds ClubMon—Fri: 10 A.M.-6 P.M. Sat: 10 A.M.-5 P.M.i'%4RICKIELEEJONESPiratesIndudps:Belong TogetnprSWeUws'^oody And IhiuKOn T\ SlwTrain To WongTraces Of The ~Western Slopes -<y PRETENDERS ll«Includes Jealous Oogs Louie LouieBad Boys Get Spanked Pack If UpFIRE DOWN UNDERRIOT ROLLING STONESTATTOO YOUINCLUDES £L,START ME UP/HEAVEN [flWAITING ON A FRIEND ' 'Rick. Lee Jones pirate*PretendersHeavy Metal SoundtrackRIOT (8.98 list)(8.98 list)10.005.99Rolling Stones s 99Stevie Nicks (15.98 list)(8.98 list)(8.98 list)(8.98 list)k *A /fU A/Entire Warner-Elektra-Atlantic CatalogOn Sale NOWfT* HTALL 8.98 LP’s in stock, now only 5.99 (reg. 6.75)ALL 5.98 LP’s in stock, now only 3.99 (reg. 5.25)(one dollar off reg. price on all other WEA LP’s In stock)411].Check us first...we’re the Phoenix,in the basement of Reynolds Club DictionaryContinued from page 11Near North Side: Where the “beautiful peopleChicago liveNew Town: A Chicago neighborhood north of theLoop, newer than Old Town, and a fun place togo. 'Northwestern University: The Preppy, partyschool of the Midwest, located in Evanston, 20miles north of UC. Doormat of the Big Ten, and it’simportant to themO-Aide: Orientation Aide, the lovable upper classstudents who come here a whole week early eitherto: a) find freshman dates, b) go on the freewinter-weekend vacation provided for enteringfreshmen in January, or c) help incoming studentsbecome oriented during Orientation Week.OBS: Organization of Black Students.Old Town: Older than New Town.Ombudsman: The student who cuts red tape whenit’s about to strangle you Deals with academic, fi¬nancial. housing, and other frustrating problemsThis year the position is held by Jane Redfern. astudent in the College There has been great con¬troversy over the past year over a non-sexist formof position’s title, with “Ombudsman” and “Om-The Pointbudsperson” beginning to lose out ot a more infor¬mal “Ombuddy.”Open University: SG sponsored academic mini¬courses. with both advanced graduate studentsand big-name professors teaching subjects nearand dear to their hearts Graduate students neednot apply to Dean Smith’s course, under penalty ofdeath.P.E.: Physical Education Just when you thoughtthat you had taken a placement exam in every¬thing, there is the PE placement If you do poorly,you have to take up to a year of PE. One of the onlycourses at UC where attendance really meanssomething.PERL: Politics, Economics. Rhetoric and Law Aconcentration in the NCD The reports of its deatha few years ago turned out to be premature, butnot greatly exaggerated Still it has some of thefinest professors in the University teaching in it.and a number of interested students. Not necessar¬ily a pre-law major, but try to find a student in itwho hasn’t considered the optionPick Award: An award for International Under¬standing given for the first time 2'-> years ago toRobert McNamara, former Secretary of Defenseduring the Vietnam War. The prize is given by aprivate foundation, but the selection of McNa¬mara. and the presentation of the award was doneby the University. Almost a third of the facultysigned a petition disassociating themselves fromthe award, and 1600 turned out to protest the nightthe award was presented. The award has not yetbeen given again.Pig Book: The portrait directory containing thephotographs of all new students to the College.Those who don’t submit their photos on time areflattered with a photo of a gargoyle in their placeIt’s a toss-up which sex complains the most aboutthe quality of the other sex’s attractiveness basedon this important volume.The Point: The Promotory Point at 55th Street andLake Michigan. The best place for creative pro-scrastination in nice weather.Pre-Med: What many entering students are, andwhat few graduates from the College turn out tobeProfessor: A term not used when addressing amember of the faculty.Pro-op: Short for “professional option programs”.These allow College students to enter one of theUniversity’s professional schools after completingthe core requirements, but before completing theirB.A. degree. Students then work towards both de¬grees by taking classes in the Business, Law or Li¬brary Schools, or the School of Social Science Ad¬ministration.Pub: A bar that only a student could love. Locatedin the basement of Ida Noyes, it is open tomembers of “the Cloister Club” only, but any stu¬dent over 21 can become a member. The member¬ship is available in the Student Activities Office onthe second floor of Ida Noyes. The membershipchecks are made most seriously on week-ends, sothe Pub has also become a popular follow up to anight at RegensteinQuads: The central plots of land around which themain campus is built. There are actually severalquads, or quadrangles inside the area between theMidway and Regenstein, Ellis and University ave¬nues, such as the Social Science quad, the Humani¬ties quad, the main quad, etc. The entire area is apopular site for frisbee, squirrel or people watch¬ing, and lounging around when the weather isnice.Quantrell: 1) Auditorium in Cobb Hall wheremany common exams are taken and most campusfilms are shown. 2) A $2500 prize for excellence in undergraduate teaching.R.A.: See Resident AssistantRatio: The proportion of males to females either inthe College, or at the University. Roughly 2-1 forboth. The root cause of ail evil to hear most stu¬dents talk.Reader: The Chicago Reader, a free weekly news¬paper Usually has one large, in-depth article anda handful of regular features. The rest is adver¬tisements, but the ads are what many if not mostpeople pick it up for. Definitely the best personalsin Chicago. Great for shopping, although the paperis oriented more towards the North Side. Comesout on Thursday evenings.Reg: Regenstein Library. The main library oncampus, and where average UC student spends alarge part if not most of their time. The Universitytore down their once-proud football stadium inorder to build Reg, in a quintessential UC moveContains more than 4 million volumes.Reg Rat: Denizen of the stacks at RegResident Assistant: Also known as Assistant Resi¬dent Heads. The big brother/big sister role modelof the residence staff, they help the ResidentHeads with dorm activities. Student is either anupper classman or a graduate student.Resident Heads: Often a married couple, eitheradvanced graduate student! s> or faculty member,the Resident Heads live in a dormitory house andtake part in some of the activities of the houseAlso serve as counselors, advisors, and parent rolemodel to any student in the house who has a prob¬lem or wants to talk.Resident Master: Grandiose Resident Head for alarge dormitory. A senior faculty member wholives in a dorm, and who works with ResidentHeads to arrange dorm-wide events. The grand¬parent role model of the residence staff.Rocks for Jocks: Rocks for short The “popular”physical science course for “non-majors”. Realname is Earth sciences, or Science and the EarthSee gut course.RTA: Regional Transportation Authority.S.A.O.: See Student Activities Office.Second Quartet: Not the Juilliard’s little brotherbut a coherent set of divisional courses requiredover and above Common Core that varies fromconcentration to concentration, and is intended toextend your liberal education.Senior: A fourth-year i or fifth-year) student's ego-boosting term.Sherry Hour: Hallowed U of C tradition at which lRatioof C students and distinguished faculty luminariesor interesting political dissidents discuss philoso¬phical issues while getting blasted together.Soc: (pronounced ‘‘So-sh”l: Common Core SocialScience. Invite Plato, Marx, Freud, et al into yourown dorm room.Soccim: Intramural game of dubious relation tosoccer.SSA: School of Social Service AdministrationSSC: Student Schools Committee. The studentswho helped to trick all of you innocent collegefreshmen into coming here.Staff: The nameless professor who the TimeSchedules lists as teaching most courses here.Stagg: l) Amos Alonzo Stagg, the grand old man ofthe athletic department for more than 40 yearshere Still holds the records for most college vic¬tories, though the record is likely to fall very soon.UC’s first athletic director, coached football heretill it was abolished in the 1930s. 2) Stagg FieldStudent Activities Office: SAO. The University’smajor office to try improve student life. SAO runsmany of programs held on campus, such as mini¬courses and dances. It also runs the Pub, mostcampus coffee-shops, and manages Ida Noyes andReynolds Club. But perhaps most importantly, itlends support to student groups big and smallwanting to hold events of their own.Student Government: Also known as SG. The elec¬tive student government of UC It serves as a) Aservice organization, providing services like theRegenstein canteen, express buses downtown,housing lists and a food co-op b( A support group,loaning out over $xx,000 to student groups eachyear, and c) A spokesman to the administrationabout student interests, such as University policyContinued on page 13FadsIn’s and out’s for the noviceOne “Higher Ideal” behind an Orientation issueis to help both new and returning students to get agrip on the lifestyles and the mores of this complexcampus. For those of you without the desire ortime to learn about the campus life yourselves,here is everything you need to know about life atUC in outline forms. You may not bring these notesinto the final exam with you, though.Passe Fads• Ho-Ho T-shirts• Assassins• The Frog and Peach (Born passe)• Psi-U parties• RickertJ.M. champions• Tuck-in service• Spartacus Youth League letters to theMaroon• Steve Dahl• Greg WendtAlmost Passe Fads• Financial AidAssassins• The Hyde Park Coffee Shop (Sob. sob)• Marvin Zonis• The Lascivious Costume Ball• Campus Punk Bands• WLUP• The term “ombudsperson”• Chicago winters• Stagg’s record• Jonathan Z. Smith• The Agora• Public Transportation• Siskel and Ebert• Andrew PatnerNever Passe Fads• Incompletes• CTA/RTA fare hikes• Camping out for Weintraub• Harolds• Izaak Wirszup imitations• Seeing who’s at Jimmy’s• Tiki — 3:30 am• Taking a few quarters off• The point• Cruising Lake Shore Drive• A-level• All-nighters• Crime• The five-year planNever Fads• Pierce Tower• Frats• The Hyde-A-Way (Do you even know where itis?)• Road trips• Nice weather• A happy outlook on life• Deep meaningful relationships• Winning Sports Teams• Preppies • Using the terms, Sophomore, Junior, and Se¬nior• PCP• Urban Cowboys• Walter Jacobson• Hyde Park Theater• “Solitary, singing in tfie West, I strike up for anew world.’’-Whitman, Hutchins and PatnerGreg Wendt in Ho-HoComers• Les Firestein Cults• Miss Wisconsin Cults• Giordano’s on 53rd• Thompson House• Fads that started elsewhere in 1978• Midway Airport• Pro-opting• Spot the Wonder Dog• Keith BakerFads You Missed• Les Firestein• Miss Wisconsin• Renee Saracki• Pick Award protests• Doc posters• Topless sunbathing at Woodward Court• Affordable apartments• Jenny Gurahian• SPQR• Alan WindJenny GurahianMost Over-Used Cliches• Off to the Reg!• Rational discourse• Paradigm• Life of the mind• Relationship• Harvard of the west• Bourgeois• Mid-term (used to describe all tests other thanfinals)• Fifth-year studentDictionaryContinued from page 12on alcohol on campus. SG gets 60% of your quar¬terly student activities fee.Study Break: Organized goofing off. Usually heldonce a week in each House — a time to sit back andrelax with friends and food.TA: Teaching Assistant. Befuddled grad studentswhom you teach. Generally in physical and biolog¬ical science courses. They sometimes make apoint better than the professor can.Tenth Week: The week before finals week Terrorand misery surpassed only by finals weekUFO: University Feminist Organization Open toboth the University and the community. UFOmeets weekly to discuss topics including rape,self-defense, career prospects, sex. personalcrises, and any other subject brought up. The dis¬ cussion group is open to women only.WC: Abbreviation for Woodward Court.Women’s Union: Originally begun as the Women’sCaucus in the Student Government, the Women'sUnion concentrates on women’s issues in the Uni¬versity area, including child care, Title IX,women’s studies, and more. Both men and womenare welcomeWoodward Beach: Area of Woodward Court popu¬lated in warm weather by scantily clad peopleGreat for voyeurs.Work/Study: Federal program which funds on-campus jobs for students.Our thanks to the Student Schools Committee fortheir help with this dictionary Parts of their Col¬lege/English dictionary are excerpted here LIQUOR750ml CROWN ROYAL 10.79750ml SMIRNOFF VODKA 80° 4.99Liter DIMITRI GIN 4.09Liter WALKERS GIN 4.99Liter RON CRUZADA RUM 4.29750ml BAKER STREET SCOTCH 3.99750ml ARROW PINA COLADA 3.99750ml ARROW BLACKBERRY BRANDY 3.99WINE750ml LOUIS GLUNZ VIN BLANC 2/5.50750ml B & G NECTAROSE 3.49750ml 1979 CLARENCE WHITE BORD . 2.99750ml WEDDING VEIL PEISPORTERMtCHELSBERG 3.49750ml GALLO PREMIUM WINES 5/10.00750ml DON ORTEGA SHERRY(cream, Amont., Dry) 3.99 /2/7.00■(coupon )iSTUDENT ORIENTATION10% off on any winewith student IDKIMBARK WINE SHOP(expires 9/28/81 )iBEER6-12oz btls BULLDOG 2.396-12oz cans BLATZ 1.796-12oz cans MICHELOB 2.294-12oz btls GUINNESS STOUT 3.09POP12-12ozcans PEPSI 3.19SALE DATES 9/25 THROUGH 9/281214 East 53rd (Kimbark Plaza)Phone: 493-3355The Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981 — 13Choose from a wide selection of wines, fresh fishand daily specials in a relaxed, elegant atmosphere.Enjoy the Thursday night buffet or Sunday brunch.Mallory's is located at 1525 E. 53rd., 312-241-5600.All major credit cards honored.°ON THE TOP OF HYDE PARK014 — The Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981Food: in search of edibilityRestaurantsA few years ago, the Bridgeport (Conn ) Post ob¬served sagely that “Food is Basic to StudentDiet.” This means that anyone with a meal con¬tract is out of luck, unless you grew up on C-ra-tions. Why else are there so many vending ma¬chines and student-run food services in the dorms,not to mention Study Breaks ,'Rhetoric aside, you can get many types of foodin Hyde Park, from pitiful to excellent and from aquick donut to an elegant supper. Some places arereal institutions while others turn over as fast aspancakes. The following review is generally divid¬ed into two parts: where to grab a snack or lunchon campus, and where to go on Saturday nights orin desperation.ON CAMPUSThe Bakery: On the first floor of Ida Noyes Hall,this place is often busy. It has Haagen-Dasz icecreams and at least two dozen varieties of pastry,plus two or three types of breads and cookies.Wash it down with yogurt, coffee, tea. or one ofseveral kinds of milk. You can take-out or eat itthere at one of the tiny tables or sprawled acrossthe odd furniture in front of the color TV.Blue Gargoyle (5655 South University): lastyear the Vegetarian Food Service here wasn’t sureit could reopen in the fall, but things are looking upnow. The food has always been good and quite rea¬sonable. There’s not much selection but the menuchanges daily.Cobb: Coffee Shop: In the basement of CobbHall, this place looks like a hospital’s waitingroom. You can get cold drinks, milk, coffee, herbteas, yogurts, granola, pastries, Paul Bunyancookies, and several types of sandwiches. It’s theonly place on campus that offers honey for yourtea. and tends to get very crowded in the ten min¬utes between classes.Cox Lounge: This is the only place on campus toget bagel and-cream-cheese sandwiches Locatedin the basement of the Business School, the atmo¬sphere and prices reflect that “status.” Pastriesfor breakfast and giant cookies and good sand¬wiches for lunch, with assorted hot and cold bever¬ages. Go early if you want a bagel; so does every¬one else. The B-school students who run it haveunder cut the price of a coke by 5 cents over thecampus machines.C-Shop: Across from the Reynolds Club box of¬fice. Hot sandwiches and french fries are supple¬mented by pizza and entrees. Salads, munchies,dessert pastries, and ice cream round out a mealor a late snack You must now use Hutch ComMorry’s Delimons next door for hot sandwiches during lunchMeal coupons are accepted hereDivine Salvation: Formerly the Swift Kick, thisis a dark, crowded place with probably the mostextensive variety of any coffeeshop. This is theplace to stock up on fruit, candy, and mini-cheesesfor the long nights ahead You can also buy pas¬tries. sandwiches, yogurt, coffee, and a selectionof teas It’s a bit of a trick to get to, but well worththe looking through Swift Hall for.Ex Libris: Most of the time this spot on Regen-stein’s A-level is a roomful of chairs and tables anda few vending machines, but at night student gov¬ernment staffs a corner filled with mostly naturalfoods: breads and cream cheese, granola,-juices,pastries and cookies, yogurt, and herb teas andcoffee. Popular for vocal studying and group dis¬cussions on the meaning of footballFrog and Peach: By the back door to Ida NoyesHall, serving fairly greasy hamburgers and frenchfries but excellent entrees, fruit salads, and rice.Check the blackboard menu for the day’s offer¬ings Also serving fried mushrooms, soft icecream cones, and milkshakes. You can also get theFrog’s food downstairs in the pub after 4 pm, butbefore 8 p m.Hutchinson Commons: In Reynolds Club to theright of the front door, this room evokes the Uni¬versity of Chicago's early elegance. Breakfast ser¬vice starts at 7:00am, and at lunchtime the place ismobbed It may just be the atmosphere, but thefood is good and the menu varies daily.Morrie’s: So small that customers spill out intothe hall and someone walks down the line takingorders. This is a welcome addition to the campus• food scene. On the first floor of the l. niversityBookstore. Morne's is an offshoot of the one on55th Street and not only serves basic deli food butyogurt, ice cream, frozen yogurt, fruit, cookies. and drinks. For some reason, everyone but themanager is Korean.Nonesuch. Tucked away on the fourth floor ofWiebolt, this place is full of English Departmenttypes. Breads and cheeses, coffee and tea, and achance to see some fascinating rubbings of medi¬eval stonecarvings if you take the stairs.Social Science Tea Room: This little-known anddimly-lit room on the second floor of the SocialScience building is comfortable in the manner ofan old, wood-panelled library. The offerings aresparse — coffee, tea, orange juice, pastries in themorning and cookies in the afternoon — but thereal draw is being able to curl up in the overstuffedfurniture for a chat or to study. There is always athick cloud of cigarette and pipe smoke and youdon’t get thrown out until they close in the eveningThe AgoraNot only is the coffee the cheapest on campus, butsince this is the only place that brews instead ofdrip perking it is also the bestWeiss Coffee Shop: On the Harper Library mez¬zanine, it looks like part of the library's NorthReading Room The fare is basic coffeeshop: cof¬fee, tea, pastry, sandwiches, yogurt. If you'restudying in Harper you’d do better to eat in thestairwell and escape the atmosphereGREATER HYDE PARKThe Agora (5700 South Kenwood, enter on 57thStreet): Smelly and noisy in atmosphere andmostly Greek/American in food, this is the placein Hyde Park for take-out gyros and good ham andcheese omlettes Despite its consistently poorword-of-mouth review's, the Agora is still popular,and although prices are a bit much it’s worth acheck. Watch out for the grease in the air andfoodBottone’s Ice Cream (17134 East 55th Street).After a brief closure, they have reopened. A tiny,hole-in the-ground operation, they sell mainly hotdogs, ice creams, and Bottone’s T-shirts. A goodstop on your way back from the Point or to theShoreland after a night at the RegCafe Enrico (1411 East 53rd Street): Mostly Ita¬lian, inexpensive, and good food The interior iscramped, dark, and split between bar and restau¬rant. The jukebox doesn’t help, but there are dailylunch specials and for the prices the decor can beignoredChances R Restaurant (5225 South Harper): Thelast of a chain, the most famous of which was inOld Town There use to be peanuts on the tablesand you were supposed to throw the shells on thefloor, but either cost or cleanliness ended thatMostly a bar and hang out for locals during theThe Court Houseday, you can get good, inexpensive broiled foodhere at night. Some fine jazz is played here live attimes, thoughThe Court House 15211 South Harper): Just across from Chances R. this is one of the two orthree really elegant places in Hyde Park Pricesare on the expensive side, especially for the beeffondue, but the generous portions make themworthwhile. Fresh, hot, homemade bread isserved as an appetizer, and there’s a Hungariandessert that's a chocoholic’s delight This is a goodplace to get your parents to take you if they cometo visit as long as they pay. or to go for an end-of-the-year splurge.Edwardo’s (1321 East 57th Street): The Medici’sfirst real competitor, and the first place in HydePark to offer stuffed pizza They pride themselveson growing fresh herbs, especially basil, and theirstuffed spinach pizza is legendary If the front istoo crowded there’s an alley door to pick up takeout orders at Definitely a place to try at least oncea monthFar East Kitchen (1656 East 53rd Street): Theoutside is tacky but this is reputedly the best Chin¬ese restaurant in Hyde Park. There are a fewAmerican dishes, but you might as well go else¬where for one of them; the Chinese food is almostalways excellent. The service is slow, so if you’rein a hurry you might want to opt for a take-outmeal.Flying Lox Box (5500 South Cornell): The pro¬prietor is a bit bizarre, but this place is a classicdelicatessen, even to the Early Formica decor Itis still hard to understand why they sell “2c plainfor four cents, but most prices are reasonable andit's the only place around where you can buysmoked fish. If you like a good, old-fashioned deli,this is it.Giordano’s (5311 South Blackstone): Althoughslated to open in mid-August, they haven’t yet Sit¬uated where The Eagle used to be. if this place isas good as the original on the North Side they'llreally give Edwardo’s a run for their moneyHarold’s Chicken Shack (1364 East 53rd Street):Number 14 of a chain that shuts down entirelywhenever Harold goes on vacation Take-out only,you’re given a choice of light or dark meat or acombination, with french fries, and there are sideorders of gizzards or livers Infinitely better thanKentucky Fried Chicken on all counts A HydePark institutionHemingway’s (55th Street and Lake Park): For-merly-Costa’s-formerly-Kaffenio. this placechanges names and operations too fast to keep upwith The previous two incarnations served goodfood but were under-patronized.House of Chin (1607 East 55th Street): Verygood, especially the Egg Drop Soup Quite smallbut clean, which is more than was said for theHouse of Eng (1701 East 53rd Street, and no rela¬tion). You can buy bags of fortune cookies to ni¬bble on the way homeHyde Park Coffee Shop <5307 South Hyde ParkBouelvard): Under constant threat of evictionfrom the owner of the building it’s in. who obvious¬ly doesn t understand this place's landmarkstatus A definite anachronism from the era ofJames Dean and tailfins, you almost expect theworld to turn black-& white as you step inside TheHyde Park Coffee Shop has its own eccentricities,but it’s cheap and you can sit and smoke and drinkcoffee here all night A mecea for the many dif¬ferent 24 hour a day people in Hyde ParkJane Lee Restaurant 11316 East 53rd Street i:Many people say they’re in close competition withTai Sam Yon as the most popular Chinese restau¬rant with University of Chicago students It is truethat Jane Lee’s egg rolls are a popular, if expen¬sive. take-out. particularly for end-of-the yearStudy Breaks. Small place, but give it a tryKentucky Fried Chicken (1513 East Hyde ParkBoulevard): What can you say about chicken soUSA it’s almost red-white-and-blue ’ 11 Herbs andspices, original or extra crispy, and very inferiorto Harold’s, that is what.Mallory’s (1525 East 53rd Street, 10th floor):Forbiddingly elegant but a good place to bringyour parents. The supper entrees are excellent,and their brunches are the best in Hyde Park A bittoo expensive for most students. Mallopy s haswon raves from many Chicago reviewersMcDonald’s 11344 East 53rd Street): 35 billionMedici Pan Pizza (1430 East 57th Street): A Uni¬versity of Chicago institution longer than anyonecan remember Known for its Chicago-style pizza(eat there or take-out), and only slightly less for itsburgers and brunches On Saturday and Sundaymornings people line up for fresh croissants andsqueeze-it-yourself orange juice They also havean addictive mocha ice cream pie and ice-cream-and liqueur concoctions for dessert The atmo¬sphere is dark. cozy, and college-pubby. and al¬though you’re not supposed to carve on thefurniture everyone seems to manage toMellow Yellow Restaurant (1508 East 53rdStreet): Surprisingly bright for a Hyde Park restaurant, and known for its traditional-style Frenchonion soup and various crepes Word-of-mouth re¬views are mixed, so it’s a good idea to check it outfor yourselfMorry’s Deli Inc. (1603 East 55th Street): Theoriginal of the one in the bookstore, it’s larger andsteamier but just as good and also take-out onlyThe polish and pastrami are excellent, and thisplace may not be traditional but it's stiff competi¬tion for the Flying Lox Box down the street. Unfor¬tunately, they close early, but they’re good forlunch or a mid-afternoon snackNicky's Pizzeria and Restaurant < 1208 East 53rdStreet) As with all the pizza joints. Nicky's de¬livers. and that’s the way most students get theirs RestaurantsThey serve thin-crust pizza which is fondly called“grease-soaked frizbees”; you’ll need plenty ofnapkins to deal with one May soon go to 24 hours aday. but it won’t be the same as Hyde Park coffeeshop.Original Pancake House (1517 East Hyde ParkBoulevard): Basically an International House ofPancakes, serving pancakes and waffles plain tofancy. Good if you’re into carbohydrate loading•vHarold’s Chicken ShackOrly’s (5495 South Hyde Park Boulevard, enteron 55th Street): This is the elaborate restaurantthat opened last year with much hoopla and with atroubled liquor license because the owner didn'tknow the building was “dry.” He now appears tobe winning that battle. The menu is quite varied inboth price and selection, with some nice, rathersafe exotic dishes, so you can bring your parentsor come with a date or a group of friends Bewarned that Orly’s prides itself on not taking res¬ervations and having you wait for up to an hourduring busy times.Ribs ‘n’ Bibs (5300 South Dorchester) Some ofthe best ribs ever, cooked over hickory logs Thereis also chicken, and everything comes with friescoleslaw, and extra sauce for an extra 10c Theshop is smoky and crowded, there are benches tosit on while you wait but it's take-out only High onthe local Top Ten Best. Prices are getting prettysteep, thoughSalonika (1440 East 57th Street): Generally underrated. the food is good and inexpensive, a piusover the nearby Agora The interior is small, dirty,and rather off-putting, the kind of place that lookslike it should have been shut down ten years agoSeafruit (1461 East Hyde Park Boulevard;: Ac¬cording to a Sun-Times review, one of Chicago sbetter seafood restaurants Considering Chicago'slandlocked situation (Lake Michigan doesn t countwhen it comes to fish), the fish is probably frozenand said to be overpriced, but it’s the only seafoodplace in Hyde ParkMallory’sSweet Potato (1501 East 53rd Street): Formerlythe Harper Square Restaurant and not reviewedsince they decided to changeTai Sam Yon (1318 East 63rd Street): Under nocircumstances should you go here alone, and if youcan get the football team to go with you that’s evenbetter It is not in Hyde Park, but in YVoodlawn. soa car with insurance is a good idea It is said to beone of the best Chinese restaurant in Chicago sothe precautions are worth the rewardValois (1518 East 53rd Street): A cafeteria thatpoints up the utter inedibility of the dormitories’food Clean, inexpensive, and long on quality Eas¬ily the epitome of cafeteria food now, if we couldjust convince Mr. TurkmgtonThe Yogurt Shoppe (1458 East 53rd Street : Atake-out vegetarian and health food shop Foraround two dollars you can get a sandwich, andthey process juices while you wait They also sellfruit and soft-serve frozen yogurtThere are. of course, some other restaurants inHyde Park, but these are the most famous andsome of the best Reviews do tend to be biased,even if you ask several people and average them,so it’s a good idea to check any one out for yourself— no matter what someone else saysThe Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981 — 15ANDERSON’S ACE. 7 HARDWAREACE/1304 E. 53rd St.493-3338-39 Coupon expires10/10/8110%OFF ONHOUSEHOLD APPLIANCESONLY WITH THIS COUPONSAVE 20% ONALL PICTURE FRAMESREADY-MADE WOODS, METAL, PLASTICValid through October 3 '81ART DIRECTIONS5211 S. 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Hitting the bottle in HydeParkThe University of Chicago BookstoreTypewriter & Calculator Department970 East 58th Street 2nd Floor753-3303 By Clarke CampbellBefore 55th Street was ground under urban ren¬ewal’s bulldozers it was possible to spend a fewweeks in Hyde Park’s bars and never go in thesame one twice. Now, while the campus bar sceneis much smaller, it’s still worth checking out andmany people find it a passable alternative to sleep¬ing alone. Anybody who is a student at the Univer¬sity of Chicago will eventually end up in a barsometime during their stay < it probably has some¬thing to do with grey walls and Pavlovian condi¬tioning).Hyde Park’s bars run the gamut from expensiveand classy to cheap and sleazy, with very little inbetween. They all have something resemblingbeer and most have mixed drinks.The drinking age in Illinois is 21. The state Legis¬lature in its infinite wisdom raised it from 19 in1979, and it’s sort of seriously enforced. Someplaces will serve you through, if you look like a stu¬dent and have money in your hand.The following is a rating of the various HydePark bars. It does not pretend to be objective,rather it’s based on bleary experience and person¬al taste. The bars are rated according to severalcriteria: atmosphere, quality and quantity ofdrinks, how students are treated and prices.****Definitely a place to go. Students are accept¬ed, even welcomed. The beer is cold. The drinksare stiff and you can get stiff without having toskip paying rent***Still worthwhile. The atmosphere might belacking, or beer might be warmer, or the pricesmight be higher, but at least students aren’t treat¬ed like lepers. **Worth going to only if you live next door or ifyou’re tired of the other bars. The beer is warmeror the drinks are watered down. The atmosphere isreminiscent of Cook County Jail.*lt only got a rating because it has a liquor li¬cense. Students are treated like scabs during astrike.****Jimmys (Woodlawn Tap)55th and WoodlawnIf you want to be All-University of Chicago, thisis the place to drink Jimmy’s has grown up withthe University and hence it caters to students. It isa nice, friendly, if not especially clean place to killliver cells. They have Schlitz on tap and 33 dif¬ferent kinds of beers in bottles. The drinks aremixed lovingly and with a heavy hand.At first look the decor seems trashy, but after awhile it grows on you (if you wash with lye, itcomes off). It can basically be described as a me¬lange of U of C memorabilia and anything elsethey felt like putting on tLe walls. Jimmy’s is alsoa great place to see and be seen. Everybody youknow at this school will eventually be at Jimmy’s.They cash checks with UCID. Tip the bartenders ifyou’re going to be a regular.****The PubBasement of Ida Noyes HallThe Pub could be called the most up and comingbar in Hyde Park. It could also be called the barthat most resembles the Black Hole of Calcutta.The Pub only sells beer and wine but they’ve gotnine beers on tap and 29 kinds of beer (17 import¬ed) in bottles. The wine is California mass prod-04September 23 to October 3CORDUROYBlazers - Skirts - Pants20% OFFRed§StarCorMkroy'HITCroup of Velvet Blazers20%, OFF(not all loIOfs in all sues)Barsuction.In recent weeks they’ve made a serious attemptto get rid of the cavelike atmosphere, but a base¬ment is still a basement. One of their major sellingpoints is the tasteful selection of pinball machinesand video games. .Entrance to The Pub is a membership only (theyactually enforce it on weekends) and member¬ships are available only with UCID. They cashchecks. Tip the bartenders.***The Tiki (Cirils House of Tiki)53rd St. & CornellThe Tiki has several things going for it. Itdoesn’t close until 4:00 a.m. (5:00 a m. weekends).TikiIt has a full menu of reasonably priced if some¬what assembly-line food including a Polynesianmenu (Whatever that means). And it’s the only barin Hyde Park that has Michelob. The looks of theplace are summed up by its nickname, the “TackyTiki”, though the blow fish with lights in them, andthe fishnets on the ceiling add a certain flairThe bar is a great place to try to observe pimps,narcs or homosexual sadomasochists. But thebooths are comfortable and the waitresses seem tolike students. There is really no good reason to bein the Tiki before 2:00 a m. unless you’re trying topick up one of the waitresses, (which isn’t tooeasy). The place may have lost something nowthat it has lost that cute bartender They takechecks with ID, and there’s a 15 percent servicecharge already added to table service.The Pub*** 4 Cove1750 E. 55th St.With the large number of students now living inthe Shoreland, the Cove has become a popular stu¬dent bar. It has a lot to recommend it. It has a goodselection of beers, nice pinball and video gamesand Chicago Magazine says that its jukebox hasone of the best jazz selections in the city. The decorkind of reminds you of a Mexican prison with barewhite adobe walls. The music is sometimes to loudto shout over and as a general rule they don’t cashchecks.AmericanHeartAssociationWE'RE FIGHTING FOR YOUR LIFE ***Hyde Park Hilton’s Bristol LoungeThe Hilton’s bar is a great place if you’re an up¬wardly mobile middle class preppie It is extreme¬ly clean and neat. The bartenders seem a little in¬different. but at least they are equally indifferentto students and real people. The atmosphere is likeevery other Hilton lobby bar in the world. General¬ly the prices are a little high, but the TuesdayNight Student Special (half-price on beer) makesit a genuine good deal for a classy night out.**Valhalla1515 E. 53rd St.The Valhalla is mostly a non-student bar of thehole-in-the-wall variety, though some adventure¬some students go there regularly. Its main attrac¬tion is the live music on weekends ($2 00 covercharge). The beer is cold, even if it is Schiltz. Itcould be a fun place to go if you enjoy feeling badlyout of place.*Copa1605 E. 53rdIn an informal poll the Copa was voted the barwhere a student would most likely be killed. TheCopa is strictly a neighborhood bar, students aretreated like civil rights leaders at a Klan rally (ormaybe the exact opposite). It is definitely not aplace to go.♦Hyde-A-Way1601 E. 55thThe Hyde-A-Way is also a neighborhood bar. Ifyou do wander in be sure and wear a blue collarand brush up on your union politics. 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TAtfT IT FfiAM AfF,L6**//ZO di MFPta SWITCH OXDtWfef ''f#STFOOV* 70 f\ HOAF PL€Mj*A6LFaa iA HYDE PARK TRADITIONDELIVERY TO YOUR DOORAFTER 5 PM1552 E. 53rd St.(Under the I.C. tracks)9a.m.-7 p.m. weekdays12-4 p.m. Sundays Open: Mon.-Thurs. 11:30 a.m.-mid.Friday-Sat. 11:30 a.m.-1 a.mOn Saturday & Sunday Try OurSpecial Breakfast Treats1450 East 57th St. 667-7394Dr. Kurt RosenbaumOptometrist(53 Kimbark Plaza)1200 E. 53rd St.493-8372Intelligent people know thedifference between advertisedcheap glasses or contact lensesand competent professionalservice with quality material.Beware of bait advertising.Eye ExaminationsFashion Eye WearContact Lenses IvHBISHOP BRENT HOUSEThe Episcopal Church Council at The University of Chicago5540 South Woodlawn Avenue 753-3392ORIENTATION OPEN HOUSE AND SUPPERAT BISHOP BRENT HOUSESUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 5-7 PM THURSDAY NOON EUCHARISTSAT BOND CHAPELBEGINNING THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, NOONThe Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981 — 19WELCOME TO THE UNIVERSITYAND TO COHN & STERNDear Students & Faculty,After your arrival (or return) to the U. of C. come to the Hyde ParkShopping Center (55th & Lake Park Ave.) and get acquainted or re-acquainted with our store.Our complete selection of Men s Wear will amaze you, from Levi s to3 pc. suits. From corduroy jackets to tweed sport coats, from warmouterwear to sturdy shoes, from Gant shirts to flannel trousers. Youname it, ice \e got it. Our prices are always moderate, please come inand browse. We welcome your visit.What a way to go ... right into Fall. Thecasual wav. In gportshirts from acontemporary collection of the newest,neatest looks in aight. Styled with thenew shorter collars and featuring thenew muted plaids, checks andtextured looks. FromSI8.00 to $35.00 Country tweeds from the highlands of Scotland.Taking the high road to sportcoat styling for fall.With everything following in the classic tradition:suede elbow patches, leather buttons, center vent.Subtly shaped with trimmer lines. All wool. Our super slipovercaptures the texturedlook, the sensuoussoftness of karakullamb. So lightweightyet warm, thisV-necked sweater ,is a mingling ofcotton/acrylicand wool. Innatural color.S.M.L.XL.$35.00 to $50.00Quality, fashion, value, excellence in serviceHvde Park Shopping Center752-8100Let your feettie one on.Unfortunately, most dress shoes make that difficult. Becausethey often look a lot better than they feel.Nol so with this Rockport Brogue.It uses a moccasin construction that molds itself to the shape ofyour foot.So when you’re kicking up your heels, your feet can keep up.all down quilted jacket $120.00 HOUSESTUSCAN MANSION has apartments lor income,large yard, offstreet parking, garden and lots of sun¬shine! $145,000.RAY SCHOOL DISTRICT. 3 bedroom townhouse.Coxy fireplace, garage, fenced backyard, 24 baths, 2dens make this a super buy at $139,500.WALK TO SHOPPING (only a few steps away) andlive in this efficiently designed 3 bedroom, 24 bathtownhouse. Private backyard, central air and more.$105,000.THIS LOVELY Queen Anne family home boasts 3fireplaces, tiled kitchen and bathrooms. Lots ofstorage space, fenced back yard, 2 car garage.Asking $125,000.CONDOMINIUMSLUXURIOUS CARPETING and a wonderful built-inoak hutch make this sunny. 2-bedroom condoespecially inviting. Mid $60's.NEWPORT...glorious views from this 1 bedroom,wall to wall carpeted condo. Priced right in the 50's.SPACIOUS., beautiful back yard, two porches andspacious rooms make this 3-bedroom home a realvalue. East Hyde Park. Close to lake and tran¬sportation. Low 80’s.LOVELY LIVING in this large, light, one-bedroom,courtyard condo. French doors, oak floors, modernkitchen and convenient campus location make thisan attractive buy. Low 50’s. 124% owner financed.JUST LISTED sunny, light, one-bedroom. Close tocampus, lovely oak floors and french doors, lots ofclosets. 50’s.TWO ENCLOSED PORCHES and an unusual floorplan give a feeling of privacy to this 3 bedroom condohome. Parking, lovely woodwork and new carpetingmake this owner financed unit an excellent buy. Low70’s.UNIVERSITY PARK color co-ordinated, levolorblinds and carpeting highlight this one bedroom,modern condo with indoor garage. Good financingavailable. Moderately priced in the $40’s.HUGE PRICE REDUCTIONNow priced in the $60’s. V.A. financing/owner finan¬cing. Ask about special discounts. Enjoy a spacious,sunny country kitchen; dining room made for afamily, ceramic tile baths and a large masterbedroom.AN OUTDOOR VERANDA and a backyard for bar¬becuing when you move into this 3 bedroom, 2 bathcondominium. Gracious living modestly priced in theupper 60’s.BRET HARTE DISTRICT. Close to lake and tran-sportation. This 3-bedroom East Hyde Park condohas 1600 sq. ft. of living space. East and West porchesadd to the charm. Priced in the mid 80’s.PANORAMA CONDOMINIUM. Hyde Park s mostcomplete renovation of a charming old six unitbuilding, over 2000 sq. feet, and a wine cellar.$114,500. Call today! Or rent with option to buy. $850per month.TENNIS COURT, garage, balcony and a largebackyard are a few of the amenities surrounding this2-bedroom home priced in the upper $40 s.GREENWOOD COURT convertible 3 bedrooms.New kitchen and baths. Some stripped wood. En¬closed front porch and large open back porch for en¬tertaining. Reduced to $69,500.THE RIGHT LOCATION, south of 55th 2 bedroomhome with family room, modern kitchen, garage.Mid $80's.SUN OR CANDLELIGHT, this home shines in both.44 rooms + sunporch of flexible space with lots ofcharm and natural woodwork. A super buy at 57thand Kenwood. Upper $60’s.CONVENIENT LOCATION. This 2 bedroom condowith a sunny living room and alcove overlooks quiettree-lined street. Close to campus, shopping andpark. Mid $60's.58TH AND BLACKSTONE. 4 bedroom, 2 bath, over2.000 sq. ft. Super location. Large enough for afamily. Walk to Lab School. $145,000and financing.UNIQUE...the floor plan in this gracious 3 bedroomassures privacy. A woodburning fireplace and lovelybuilt-in pieces add to the charm. Large porch withSouthern exposure affords a view of greenery. Mid$80’s.COOPERATIVESPOWHATA.VEIegant living in this top floor unit withwoodburning fireplace. Exceptional buildingamenities, security and service. Call for more in¬formation.SUN, SPACE, SCENIC VIEW-all in this two-bedroom. Good transportation, walk to campus andgarage all for under $40,000. Owner financingavailable.BUILDINGS• East Hyde Park Blvd., 18-units, $325,000• 61st and Drexel, 24 units, $165,000.HILD REALTY GROUP1365 E. 53rd St.20 — The Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981Hyde Park StoresSpending money: beyond the bursarBy Margo HablutzelYou can get a reasonable selection of almostanything you want, from aspirin to yogurt, in HydePark, but for a real choice in many productsyou’re probably better off going downtown. Still,you’ll find the following, and more, just a shortwalk away:Banks: Although it is a hassle, you should openan account either at the Bursar’s Office or with aChicago-area bank, as neither the Bursar’s Officenor Midway Travel accept out-of-town checks.You can let the bank accounts stay open over thesummer, which eliminates opening a new accounteach fall. Only two of the three banks in Hyde Parkoffer checking accounts: The Hyde Park Bank andTrust Company, on 53rd Street and Lake Park,looks like something out of the last century, buthas the latest in banking, including drive-up andwalk-up windows and an office in the Hyde ParkCo-Op. Many students choose to patronize the Uni¬versity National Bank at 55th Street and Kenwood,however, because it has a lower minimum balancerequired and is closer to campus. It also has walk-up and drive-up windows, but with shorter hoursIt generally has shorter lines. Many Hyde Parkersget frustrated with both banks, though, and movetheir money to one of the larger banks downtownBut with transportation between the Loop andHyde Park becoming so costly, this can be an ex¬pensive move.Bicycles: If you avoid the infamous holes in theroads, bikes can be a good way of getting aroundHyde Park. The two main shops are Art’s Cycleand Hobby Shop. 11637 E. 55), and The Spokesmen(5301 S. Hyde Park) The Spokesmen is larger, andit also rents bikes and skates, for the hour or theweekend.Photography: For the photographer, Hyde Parkoffers an abundance of photo opportunities(everyone needs their own personal views of Rock¬efeller Chapel and the Point), as well as a numberof good photo supply stores.' For those on campus, the Photo Department ofthe University Bookstore is the most convenientLocated on the second floor of the Bookstore, thePhoto Department carries most major camerabrands (Olympus. Canon, Minolta, Nikon, etc.) aswell as accessories and darkroom supplies.Model Camera, at 1342 55th St., is also easy to find; it’s located next door to University NationalBank. Model is a full-service photo store, offeringcameras, accessories, and processing. Able Cam¬era, at 1519 PL 53rd, is convenient to those living innorth or east Hyde Park. Located next to HydePark Bank, they offer equipment and processing.Both Able and Model do on-the-spot passportphotos, as well.Cards: If you almost-but-not-quite forgetMother’s Day or your roommatte’s birthday, youcan try the University Bookstore. Since last year’srenovation, however, their selection has beenpainfully sparse You can also try The Card Nook(1456 E 53rd Street), Doralee Ltd. (1538 E 55thStreet), or House of Cards (1301 E. 53rd Street).All are Hallmark stores, and you can get a gift andwrapping paper at the same time.Drugs: Illegal and/or illicit drugs are your ownbusiness Over-the-counter drugs, prescriptiondrugs, cosmetics, and toiletries can be obtained inseveral places. The University Bookstore, andWoolworth’s, as well as most of the food stores,sell common painkillers, cold remedies, and thelike Prescription drugs and a better selection ofeverything from antacids to toothpaste are avail¬able at several drugstores, the closest of which areWalgreen’s at 55th Street and Lake Park and HydePark Drugs (formerly Swain Drugs) at 1207 East53rd Street, which is much smaller than both Wal¬green’s and Kim Village Drugs at 1527 East HydePark Boulevard You can also get prescriptionsfilled at Billings at student discounts.Dry Cleaners: There are basically two in HydePark, Exclusive Cleaners < 1309 E. 57th Street. 1442E. 57th Street, 1340 E. 55th Street, and 1553 E. HydePark Boulevard) and Wright Laundry (1315 E.57th Street).Fabric: The Sewing Circle (5225 S. Harperi hasyard goods, notions, trims, patterns, classes, and afriendly staff who are willing to help when theycan.Florists: The best place in Hyde Park is Mitzie’sFlower Shop (1308 East 53rd Street), which sellsboth cut flowers and plants. They tend to be brus¬que and the prices are steep, but they send FTDarrangements. The other major florist nearcampus is Bloom Florist at 1443 East 53rd Street.Plants only can be had at Plants Alive, 5210 SouthHarper, and they can probably tell you how totreat a sick plant. If you’re shore on money, check out the Co-Op and Woolworth’s. especially whenthey have a sidewalk saleFood: This is for the lucky ones with a meal con¬tract or for those who like to stock up against themidnight munchies. Your best bets for both selection and low cost are the Hyde Park Co-Op (55thand Lake Park), Mr. G’s (1226 E. 53rd Street) andthe A&P (1521 E. Hyde Park Boulevard) The lastis almost always open, in case you get the mun¬chies just before dawn, but the lines can be horren¬dous at any hour The Co-Op’s lines vary: Satur¬day mornings and after 4:00 pm are generally theworst times. Shares cost only $10. and they entitleyou to a discount based on how much you buy. MrG’s is the smallest of the three, but it also tends tohave the shortest lines.For a quick, slightly more expensive, but nearbybag of groceries, there are several places to go:Campus Foods (1327 E. 57th Street), HarperSquare Food Mart (1455 E. 57th Street), MelodyFiner Foods (1600 E. 53rd Street), Pete’s FoodMart (1646 E 55th Street), Short Stop Co-Op (1514E 53rd Street), Stop & Save Grocers (1742 E. 55thStreet), and the Thai Oriental Market (1656 E. 55thStreet), which also sells asian food snacks TheShort Stop Co-Op is a subsidiary of the Hyde ParkCo-Op. but its hours are better If you just wantgood produce, try the stand under the IC tracks at51st Street.Gifts: For last-minute gifts or a browse throughthe eclectic, there’s Casa Gift Store <5225 S.Harper), Contemporary Craftsmen and Artisans21 15210 S Harper). House of Cards (1301 East 53rdStreet), and the Hyde Park Artisans in the Uni¬tarian Church on Woodlawn and 57th Streets TheHyde Park Artisans is a small but expanding co¬operative and welcomes new exhibitors There arealso other, more exotic stores scattered aboutwhich it might be worth your while to check outThen again, maybe not.Haircuts: You can always check around thedorm for someone who knows how to trim hair Ifyou prefer to have a pro do it. the Reynolds ClubBarber Shop in the basement of Reynolds Club islittle-known but good and fairly reasonable Thereare hair stylists all over Hyde Park who will doanything from a light trim to cornrowing and hairweaving A few are Arie s Hair Design (1525 E53rd Street). Cain’s Barber Shop (1464 East 53rdStreet). Elizabeth Gordon Hair Designers (1620 East 53rd Street), Hyde Park Barber Shop (1648East 53rd Street). New Faces Beauty Salon (5226South Harper), Randell Beauty Salon <5700 S.Harper), Stylist Beauty Salon (1635 E 55thStreet), and the Windemere Beauty Shop (1642 E56th Street).If you have several hours to spare, you can getthe latest hairstyles rather cheaply by letting astudent stylist practice on your head This is notfor the fainthearted or rushed, but reports say thatthe results are very nice Ask someone who’s doneit, or check in Chicago Yellow Pages under“Schools (Beauty Culture).”Hardware: Woolworth, Walgreen’s, and theHyde Park Co-Op are good in emergencies, but ifyou can go to Anderson’s Ace Hardware (1304 East53rd Street), which also sells housewares. Ber¬man’s Ace Hardware & Paint (1377 East 53rdStreet), or the Progressive Paint and HardwareCompany < 1643 East 55th Street).Health Foods: House of Gandhi Natural Foods(1457 E. 53rd Street). Sunflower Seed Health Foods(5210 S. Harper). The Yogurt Shoppe (1458 E. 53rdStreet) has frozen yogurt, made-while-you-waitjuices, and sandwiches to goLaundromats: Most dorms have facilities,usually in the basement. Otherwise try CrystalBrite Instant Laundry (1611 E 53rd Street).Harper & 53rd Launder Koin <5230 S. Harper).Hyde Park Norge Town Laundry (1455 E HydePark Boulevard), and Kimbark Plaza Laundrette(1218 E 53rd Street). If you go to the College Laun¬dromat on 57th near the IC tracks, you can runacross to Medici for a snack, go down a couple ofdoors to buy groceries, check out the latest re¬leases and bargains at Spin-In. get the good wordat the Christian Science Reading Room, or browsethrough Powell’s Bookstore while your clothesspin and dry.Liquor: Booze is no problem, even if you’reunder-aged. If you look old enough. Walgreen’sgenerally won’t card. Foremost Liquors (1531 EHyde Park Boulevard) is low priced and large.There are also Lake Park Liquors (1526 E 55thStreet), Lincoln Liquors Inc. (1516 E. 53rd Street).Watch the Maroon for sales at Kimbark Liquors<1214 E 53rd Street), and the Wine and CheeseChalet (1505 E. 53rd Street). Jimmy's sells coldShort Stop 1514 East 53rd StreetScan 52nd & HarperThe 11,000 members of the Hyde Park Co-op welcome students for 1981 -82. We arethe largest and best supermarket in the U. of C. neighborhood, offering bargains everyweek. We also offer modern furniture at Scan and convenience grocery shopping at theShort Stop until 11 pm weekdays and 9 pm Sundays.We have just about anything from soup to nuts, generic to gourmet: a delicatessen, afish store, even liquor. And a home economist to advise you how to deal with this bounty.We have banking, a post office, and a credit union to lend you money. We invite you tojoin us. See Gladys Scott at the education desk at the supermarket.The Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981 - 21Hyde Park StoresUNIVERSITYNATIONAL BANKWELCOMES YOUTO THE HYDE PARK/KENWOOD COMMUNITY.WE INVITE YOU TO STOP BY AND LET US TAKECARE OF YOUR BANKING NEEDS. WE ARE THECLOSEST BANK TO THE CAMPUS AND HAVE ALLTHE FACILITIES TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR MONEYMATTERS.MEMBER ED 1C. • CHECKING ACCOUNTS• SAVINGS ACCOUNTS• N.O.W. ACCOUNTS• MONEY MARKET C.D.'s• REPURCHASE AGREEMENTS• PLUS MANY MORE SERVICESINCLUDING TRAVERLERSCHECKS. FOREIGN DRAFTS,WIRE TRANSFER.OUR CONVENIENT HOURSDRIVE-UP CONSUMERLOBBY WALK-UP CREDITHOURS WINDOW HOURS HOURSMon. 9:00 to 3:00 8:00 to 7:00 9:00 to 3:00Tues. 9:00 to 3:00 8:00 to 7:00 9:00 to 3:00Wed. CLOSED 8:00 to 7:00 CLOSEDThurs. 9:00 to 3:00 8:00 to 7:00 9:30 to 3:00Fri. 9:00 to 6:00 8:00 to 7:00 9:00 to 6:00Sat. 9:00 to 1:00 8:00 to 1:00 9:00 to 1:00THERE ARE TWO CONVENIENT LOCATIONS TOSERVE YOU. 1354 E. 55th (MAIN BANK) AND55th & LAKE PARK (OUR CONVENIENCE CORNER) beer and other packaged liquors, in case you wantsomething to drink on the way home, and of coursekegs and half-kegs are available through the Pub— but please give them a few days’ warning.Money: The Bursar’s Office in the Administra¬tion Building\will cash personal checks (not pay-checks of up to $50.00 for a service charge of 25c Ifyou bank at Hyde Park or University NationalBank, you’re better off going up there to getmoney. It is wise to get rolls of quarters, as thelaundry machines and electronic games tend toeat up pocket change. The A&P, Hyde Park Co-Op.and Mr. G’s all offer check-cashing services totheir customers, and if you shop there a lot youmight want to ask about it.Optometrists: Although it’s a good idea to go toyour own doctor, if something should happen whileyou’re here yo can go to G.W. Optometrists (1519East 55th Street), or Dr Morton Maslov (1510 East55th Street) or Dr. Kurt Rosenbaum (1200 East53rd Street).Pets: You can usually get away with fish, turt¬les. and small animals that don’t need walking ifyou live in the dorms or have a no-pets lease. It is agood idea to check with roommates about snakes,reptiles, and allergies first. You can get a few sup¬plies at the Hyde Park Co-Op; for more particularneeds or the critturs themselves try Canine CastleSystem Inc. in Harper Court. Next door, in caseyour pet gets sick, is the Hyde Park Animal Clinic,which like most people doctors is not open onWednesdays.Post Office: There is a station at the corner ofEllis Avenue and 57th Street, but this is not our of¬ficial Post Office and they get nasty if you askthem about packages or forwarding addresscards. The two official Post Offices for most Uni¬versity of Chicago people are the Jackson ParkPost Office (60637) down on 61st Street and theHyde Park Post Office (60615) at 48th and CottageGrove, which offers Express Mail. Neither PostOffice is in a good neighborhood, so go with friendsor drive there if you have no alternative. There isalso a postal station in the basement of the HydePark Co-Op, again good only for stamps andweighing packages, and there are boxes all over,including one in the Shoreland and a semi-sortedsystem in the Administrative Building.Records: There are three stores in Hyde Park ofany stature. The Phoenix is the student-run book,record, and fantasy game store in the basement ofReynolds club. There prices are quite good, dndfor a small place their selection is not bad. Spin-ItRecord Shop (1444 E. 57th Street) has a wide vari¬ety of all types of music and will order somethingif it’s not in stock. Most of their sales are adver¬tised but there are always bargains lurking in thebins, and there’s a box behind the window that’sfull of posters you can have for the asking Second-Hand Tunes (1701 E. 55th Street) buys and sellsgood used records of all kinds, and you can sur¬prise yourself with a real find.Second-Hand: You never know what you’ll find,except that it’s used and probably a good buy.There are four stores on 53rd Street, but only twogive addresses: The Hyde Park Resale Shop (1459E. 53rd Street), which also buys old furniture, andthe Scholar Ship (1372 E. 53rd Street), proceedsfrom which benefit the Lab School The two othersare situated next to each other at about 1310 E.53rd Street, and while one is creepy and dingy the other is full of clothinhg and worth goingthroughShoes: Woolworth has a good supply of inexpen¬sive sneakers, slippers, and a few other shoes. F orboots and leather shoes you can try Cohn andStern. Inc., and The Shoe Corral, both in the HydePark Shopping Center at 55th Street and LakePark If you need to have your shoes resoled or re¬paired go to Cornell Shoe Service, 5244 South Cor¬nell, or Hyde Park Shoe Rebuilder, 1451 East 57thStreet.Typewriters: On the second floor of the Univer¬sity Bookstore you can buy ribbons and cartridgesor even a whole new machine, or get your old onerepaired, and it’s a lot closer than A-Active Busi¬ness Machines (1438 East 57th Street).Yarn: Needlepointers can get supplies and havethe finished product blocked and cleaned at Wildand Wooly (5210 S. Harper). You can also getpieces framed for a very reasonable cost; there isa $10,000 deposit required, but they have dozens ofstyles. People into knitting and crocheting can finda few supplies at Woolworth’s but there’s a real se¬lection at the Yarn Boutique (1747 E. 55th Street).They stock a pretty fair assortment of both syn¬thetic and animal fiber yarns.Miscellany. Harper Court Sports (5225 S.Harper), University Lock and Key (1656 E 55thStreet) and the locally-famous Big Jim’s TobaccoShop (under the IC tracks at 53rd Street) are allpretty self-explanatoryBob’s Village Newsstand (51st Street and LakePark) is unjustly ignored by many people, partial¬ly due to its proprietor’s just notoriety Bob’s hasprobably the best periodical selection in HydePark, from children’s to X-rated, and homesickNew Yorkers can buy the Sunday New York Timeshere at midnight on SaturdayNational Public Radio’s resident satirist,Warren Leming, is offering an 8 weekworkshop in writing, improvising and per¬forming satirical material. Classes beginOctober 7.For more information call Susan Haskinsat 248-5914, weekdays before 6p.m.PLEASE USE OUR MAIN BANKTO OPEN ANY NEW ACCOUNTSYOUR COMMUNITY BANKDEDICATEDTO COMMUNITY SERVICEUNIVERSITY NATIONAL BANK1354 E. 55th St. • 55th St. at Lake Park • 684-1200 SPOKESMENBICYCLESHOP5301 Hyde Park Blvd.Open 10-7 M-F,10-5 Sat.11-4 Sun.684-3737 Selling QualityImported BicyclesRaleigh, Peugot, FujiMotobecane, Windsor,Car a vela, TrekRollerskates forSale or Rent22 — The Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981BookstoresBookstoresBooks are integral to the lives of every student.At the University of Chicago this has the unfortu¬nate tendency to mean “required readings,” butthere are any number of places to buy “normal”books that you can sneak a half a chapter of duringlectures or on your way to class. Some of theplaces also sell used textbooks, especially thePhoenix and Powell’s, so check them before usingthe University of Chicago bookstore if you canThe Book Center (5211 South Harper): This storeis geared to the interests of Hyde Parkers. No text¬books, but many paperbacks in such areas as psy¬chology, art, and children’s literature, with strongsections of mystery and science fiction. Theycarry many calendars, the Sunday New YorkTimes and the Header, as well as reference booksand classics. They will place special orders.Joseph O’Gara’s Bookstore (1311 East 57thStreet): The oldest bookstore in Chicago. O’Gara’sholds every type of used book imaginable, hard¬cover or paperbound. except textbooks. Almostevery section is wonderfully complete: art. biogra¬phies, black studies, film, history, psychology,sports & games, theater, women’s studies. Thereis also a wall-and-a-quarter of “popular” booksand a bin-like table of science fiction that includessuch things as old Analogs. This last is, next to thefront window, the favorite napping-place of HydePark’s most educated and famous cat. Lady JaneGrey. Browsers need to be cat-footed to get atsome of the books, even with the roiling laddersprovided, and books are brought at one-fifth thecover price.The Phoenix (basement, Reynolds Club): For¬merly called The Student Co-Op Bookstore, thisnon-profit student-run bookstore buys and sellstextbooks as well as other used books. Many stu¬dents sell their textbooks here, so this is a goodplace to look for them, especially for core courses.Naturally, this is a good place to sell yours in June.The Phoenix is small but growing rapidly, alsoselling myriad new records at lower prices thananywhere in Hyde Park, even for special orders,and carrying the most complete stock of fantasygames and accessories in Hyde Park.Powell’s Bookstore (1502 East 57th Street):Powell’s tends to resemble a jumbled, Rockwel-lian attic. There is a box of free books just outsidethe door and a table of fifty cent ones just inside.You can find “imperfect” new books mixed in withthe used ones, ranging from ancient history to zo¬ology and including a very complete Europeanlanguage section. There are always piles andboxes of newly-arrived books stacked about thecash register and in the back; used books arebought for 20% of their cover rice. The hodgepodgeof books is worth shuffling through for the fun of it.and with the semi-nonexistent shelving system youneed time to poke around.Seminary Co-Op Bookstore (5757 South Universi¬ty, basement): This is a deceptive place; it lookssmall, but that’s ^an illusion created by all thebookcases, the low ceilings, and the fact that text¬books are in a second room. More and more in¬structors are using the Co-Op to supply their booksbecause it’s faster and more reliable than the Uni¬versity’s bookstore, and if you’re the twenty-thirdstudent in for one of the twenty-two books your in¬structor ordered, they’re very nice about placing aspecial order. This is not a place to go for lightreading, but there are extensive sections on an¬thropology. Far Eastern work, linguistics, philoso¬phy, psychology, and theology as well as the entirePenguin books catalog. The gay studies, film, andcomedy books are all tucked in a tiny nook nearthe cash register. You can buy a share of stock for$10.00, which entitles you to a 10% discount on pur¬chases. a charge account, and a yearly rebate, andcan be sold back to the store for face value.Staver Booksellers (1301 East 57th Street): Aglance over the two large windows shows thevaried but academically-oriented nature of thestock This is a good place for British books andnewspapers as well as foreign-language books.There are also good sections on American Indians,antiques, cinema, history, and juvenile books.Dover colouring and needlecraft pattern booksand Dungeons & Dragons supplies are plentiful,and a browse through the store can uncover “thatspecial book.” Don’t be discouraged by the slightlystuffy atmosphere; anyplace that sells Asterix andTintin books can’t be all bad.University of Chicago Bookstore (5750 SouthEllis Avenue, entrance on 58th Street): You canexpect to pay a bundle here; better to check outthe used bookstores first, or find someone who tookthe course before. The upstairs is primarily schoolsupplies, with the textbooks on one end and paper,binders, pens, and so forth on the other Also asmall drugstore and the place for caps, gowns,class rings, and UC-decorated glassware andclothing. In the back there are counters for elec¬tronics, typewriters, and cameras with a verygood selection. The first floor stocks referencebooks and bilingual dictionaries as well as a widevariety of randomly-organized scholarly booksand a fairly good selection of periodicals and out-of-town newspapers. The fiction section is particu¬larly excellent from classics to contemporary, andthe children’s and non-fiction sections are similar¬ly extensive. If it’s here, there’s a good chanceonly the staff knows where it is, and if it s notthey’ll order it. If you must buy your textbookshere, be sure to go when you have a couple hours tospare, a good supply of patience, and a tolerancefor extreme chaos. Everyone talks about creatingaffordable housing in HydePark, but we’ve done it!One, two, three andfour-bedroom apartments withlocation, location, location ...Financing provided by theNational ConsumerCooperative Bank... Over Si.3million in rehabilitation ...Downpayments start atS3,178... Monthly charges(including mortgage payments,property7 taxes andassessments) from S344.We’ve done the work puttingthe package together over thelast twelve months... Now youcan enjoy the benefits...Come live with us at theParkshore!Plan to attend our GrandOpening on September 27,1981 from l-4:30pmFor sales information, call684-0111.Sponsor: The Parkshore, an Illinoisnot-for-profit corporation, 1755-56 East55th Street, Chicago, Illinois 60615.Development and Marketing Agent:Metropolitan Resources Group, Inc.OiazCotte CUif?itzomczReal Estate Co.1638 East 55th StreetDISTRESS SALE. Six roomspacious condo in East ViewPark. Ideal location, secondfloor. Large suo parlor faceslake. Parking. Below appraisedvalue. $79,500 Immediate.LUXURY LAKEFRONT. Rentw/option. Seven room, twostory condo opposite Museum.Sensible seller ready to offer in¬centive for October deal.$140,000 or offer.ASK FOR FREECATALOG OFPROPERTIESCALL 493-0666RENT W/OPTION — or buynow with low interest rate.Hyde Park Blvd. near 51st. Sixrooms, open front porch. Approx. 1900 sq. ft. $79,500.$105,000near 53rd & Hyde ParkBIGGER-THAN-AHOUSECONDO. Eight rooms plus.Light, spacious. Parking.ANNOUNCING CAMPUS LO¬CATION near InternationalHouse. Only a few left of just"converted to condo" units.Special financing help. From$24,000 to $41,000 - OPENHOUSECorner "wrap-around" win¬dows with views to match -corner of 54th Hyde Park -$65,000 Includes inside garage56TH & KIMBARK. Four nicerooms overlooking gardensfront and back. Priced right.$49,000.THREE STORY VICTORIANROW HOUSE in terrible shape.Near Provident Hospital onKing Dr. Owner will finance.$19,000.The Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981 — 23Administration-*7 It’s not what you know.It’s almost inevitable. Sooner or later you’ll findyourself with a problem or question that demandsthe attention of a University administrator.Whether it’s a computer mistake on your registra¬tion form, a request to leave the housing system,an idea for an individualized major, a complaintabout an unfair grade, or a plea for funds for yourstudent group, something will drive you to seek thehelp of a member of the University’s bureaucracy.We can’t solve your problems, but we can give youan introduction to some of the administrators andofficials who deal most directly with student af¬fairs:Hanna Holborn Gray. President of the UniversityYou’ll get your chance to disco dance with Graythis fall at her annual bash in Ida Noyes Hall, andyou may catch a glimpse of her at a few Orienta¬tion functions, but you’re not likely to see heragain soon. Running a famous university is a time-consuming job, and so she has little time for stu¬dent affairs, except those which are so importantHanna Grayonly she can deal with them. To see PresidentGray, you must first speak to F. Gregory Camp¬bell. her special assistant, who will usually referyou to somebody else. Campbell also coordinatesGray’s calendar, so you must tell him far in ad¬vance about any functions at which you desire aPresidential presence.Charles O’Connell, Dean of Students in the Univer¬sity Virtually every decision concerning studentlife passes through his office, from admissions tofinancial aid to housing to disciplinary action,even though O’Connell may not have first or finalsay in these decisions. His office is also respons¬ible for overseeing student activities. BecauseO’Connell has so many responsibilities and issought by many people, and your odds of reachinghim about a trivial matter are slim. O’Connell isan associate professor in the Humanities Colle¬giate Division.Jonathan Z. Smith, Dean of the College His middlename is Zittell, and he coordinates undergraduateacademic programs at the faculty level. Studentsaren’t likely to talk to him about their particularacademic plans, but he is accessible — both as a)dean and as a teacher of religion — to studentswith general questions and concerns about theireducationLoma Straus, Dean of Students in the CollegeStraus s office deals with academic problems af¬fecting undergraduates. Straus can help you withextraordinary registration problems and curricu¬lar questions your advisor can’t answer If you’retransferring or dropping out. she’ll likely meetwith you to see if she can change your mind. Heroffice also determines eligibility for the Dean’sList and academic probation, and offers sugges¬tions to student organizations. Straus is a popularbiology teacher.Edward Turkington, Director of Student HousingWant to change rooms with someone in anotherdorm? Get out of your meal plan? Paint floure-scent orange elephants on the wall of your room?This is the man you’ll have to see. You’ll also get tosee him if you care caught blowing up toilets or atsome other harmless dormitory prank Turkingtonadministers the residential housing system, and inaddition to the tasks described above, his officealso helps arrange interhouse social programsPaul Ausick, Assistant Dean of Students Ausick isO’Connell’s assistant and the man you’ll probably graduates — from scholarships and governmentgrants, to loans, and work study — are adminis¬tered through the Financial Aid office. Hall is newhere this fall, a transfer from Northwestern Uni¬versity, where he was Director of Financial Aid.Irene Conley, Director of the Student Activities Of¬fice Conley runs the office (SAO) which probablyhas the most direct effect on the quality of studentlife on campus. Besides providing many activitiesfor students, from Eclectic Ed. courses to formalTommy Dorsey dances in the spring. Conley andher office serve as a valuable supporter and assis¬tant to the groups doing a wide range of activitieson campus. Probably every student who becomesreally active in a student group will end up meet¬ing Conley; most will find her a valuable friendand ally. GET ALLTHE HELPYOU CAN GET!Jonathan Z. Smithbe referred to in your quest to see the Dean of Stu¬dents. Ausick can provide assistance in a multi¬tude of areas, particularly to students and studentgroups snarled in the University’s red tape. Ausickis also one of several “duty deans” on call to aidstudents who are attacked or who get in troublewith the policeJonathan Kleibard, Vice President for CommunityAffairs Kleinbard's job is to oversee the operationof the University’s security force and to serve asthe University’s liason to community groups andbusinesses. He’s the man you should talk to aboutproblems with the campus security force, and he'salso one to whom requests to see Gray are oftenreferred. The University has a long history of play¬ing an active role' in Hyde Park and nearby com¬munities, dealing with housing, crime, urban ren¬ewal, and the like; much of this activity iscoordinated by the Community Affairs officeDan Hall. Dean of Admissions and Aid in the Colle-geFinancial aid is an essential part of life formany students these days, and Hall’s office hasthe sometimes unpleasant job of telling studentshow much — or how little — money they’ll have tolive on. All the different aid programs for under¬ The HP-41CThe University off ChicagoBookstoreCalculator Department(2nd Floor)970 East 58th Street753-3303Lorna StrausHYDE PARK UNION CHURCHChurch School (all ages) 9:45 a.m.Worship 11:00 a.m.Nursery ProvidedW. Kenneth Williams, MinisterCome, Worship, Study, ServeHIGH HOLY DAY SERVICESHILLEL FOUNDATION - 5715 WOODLAWNROSH HASHANAHMONDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 Orthodox-Yavneh 6:15 p.m. at Hillel - 1st floorConservative-Upstairs 8:00 p.m. at Ida Noyes HallMinyanReform-Progressive 8:00 p.m. at Hillel - 3rd floorHIGH HOLIDAY RECEPTION FOR EVERYONE 9:30 P.M. at HillelTUESDAY, SEPT. 29 Orthodox-Yavneh 8:30 a m., 6:15 p.m. at HillelConservative- 8:30 a m., 8:30 p.m at Ida Noyes HallUpstairs MinyanWEDNESDAY, SEPT. 30 Conservative- 8:30 a m. at Ida Noyes HallUpstairs-MinyanYOM KIPPURWEDNESDAY, OCT. 7 Orthodox-Yavneh 5:30 p.m. at HillelConservative-Upstairs-Minyan 5:45 p.m. at Ida Noyes HallReform-Progressive 8:15 p.m. at Ida Noyes HallTHURSDAY, OCT. 8 Orthodox-Yavneh 8:30 a m. at HillelConservative-Upstairs Minyan 9:30 a m. at Ida Noyes HallReform-Progressive 10:30 a m. at HillelBREAK-THE-FAST: At the conclusion of services - 7:00 p.m. at Hillel24 — The Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981The University of Chicago CAMPUS BUS SERVICEFALL, WINTER AND SPRING QUARTERS • Effective September 16th, 1981 through June 12th, 1982Busses are clearly identified by a sign reading "CAMPUS BUS.” Upon signal from a patron, busses will stop to take on ordischarge passengers at any intersection or University Building. Busses will operate as stated below, Monday through Friday,except on Official University holidays. Schedules are subject to change without notice. Schedule and route changes will beposted in Regenstein Lobby. NO STANDEES WILL BE PERMITTED ON THE BUSSES.WHO MAY RIDEBecause of legal restrictions, use of this transportationservice is limited to members of the University faculty,staff, and students. Passengers will be admitted to thevehicle upon surrendering a ticket to the driver. Thedriver will not be permitted to accept cash or to selltickets. Identification as a student, faculty member, oremployee will be required when purchasing tickets.One-ride tickets at 40 cents each and Monthly Commu¬tation tickets at $12.00 each for the "N” & "E” routesand at 70 cents each ride and Monthly Commutationrate of $20.00 each for the "S” route are sold at thefollowing locations:Bursar's Office (5801 Ellis Avenue)Billings Hospital, Cashier's Office (950 E 59th St.)University Bookstore (5750 Ellis AvenuelBlaine Hall. Room 105 (1362 E 59th St.)International House, Information Desk (1414 E. 59th St.)Shoreland Hotel (5454 S Shore Dr.lReynolds Club, Attendant's Desk 15706 University Ave.)Law School, Receptionist's Desk (1121 E 60th St )Center for Continuing Education Reception DeskMaps and Schedules available at the above locations.iNO refunds on lost or unused ticket, "S’ route ticketsare accepted on all routes).(S) SOUTH SHORE-SOUTH CAMPUS(70 cent tickets)Monday through Friday except on University Holidays(Approximately 60 minutes round trip under normal drivingconditions. Stops at all intersections upon signal from patron)A.M. SCHEDULE P.M.Starts at 59th & KimbarlS-3 1 30* (Tues only)2 30*3:30*4 205:20Last trip ends at 60th & Stony Island Last trip ends at 68th A Stony Island'These runs not made during interim periods, December 18th throughJanuary 3rd and March 22nd through March 2(>th.Starts at 67th & JeffreyS-1 7008 00 ROUTES AND SCHEDULES(N) NORTH-SOUTH(40 cent tickets)Monday through Friday except on University Holidaysi Approximately 30 minutes round trip under normal drivingconditions Stops at all intersections upon signal from patroniA.M. SCHEDULE P.M.Starts at 48th & Greenwood Starts on 59th between Kenwood & KimbarkN-1 7.30 N-8 008 30 7 207:508 208 50 N-3 1; 30* (Toes, only) N-4 3 35*2:00* (Tues onlv) 4 1 02:30* 4453:00* 5 153.30*4:004 305 00Last trip ends at 57th & University. Last trip ends at 57th & Dorchester•These runs not made during interim periods, December 15ththrough January 2nd and March 23rd through March 27th.(E) EAST-WEST-BROADVIEW(40 cent tickets)Monday through Friday except on University HolidaysI Approximately $0 minutes round trip under normal drivingconditions Stops at all intersections upon signal from patron)A.M. SCHEDULE P.M.Starts at 55th & CornellE l 7 00 E-200~ 308 00H 10 7 157 458 15 Starts at 59th A Stony IslandE-3 130' (Tues only) E-4 3 35’2:00* (Tues only' 4 102:30* 4 453:00* 5 153 30*4 004 305:00Last trip ends at 57th A University Last trip ends at 56th & Hvdc Park Blvd•These runs not made during interim periods, December 18th throughlanuarv 3rd and March 22nd through March 2bth./Minj•i-t1 ifpmgi'Tree"Evening Mini Bus ServiceThere are four routes—A, B, C and D, each requiring 30 minutesfor a round trip, All four routes START and end on the 57th Streetside of the Regenstein Library.Except for Holidays and interim periods all four busses will op¬erate seven days per week from 6:00 p.m. to 1:30 a.m. The finalround trip for each bus will leave Regenstein Library at 1:00 a.m.On Holidays and during the interim periods (December 18 thruJanuary 3 and March 20 to March 28) two busses will cover thefour routes on an alternating basis. The A & B busses will ojaerateon the hour beginning at 6:00 p.m. and the C & D busses willoperate on the half-hour beginning at 6:30 p.m. The last A & Bbusses will leave Regenstein Library at 1:00 a.m. and the last C &D busses will leave Regenstein Library at 12:30 a.m. The MINI BUSSES are clearly identified by a sign reading U of CMINI BUS (A), (B), (C), or (D). Upon signal drivers will stop at anyUniversity Budding to take on passengers.This service is provided FREE OF CHARGE to Faculty, Staff andStudents of the University of Chicago upon presentation of Uni¬versity Identification.Pick up your MINI BUS route maps at the Bursar's Office, Bil¬lings Cashier's Office, Bookstore, Blaine 105, International HouseInformation Desk, Reynolds Club Desk, the Law School Re¬ceptionist's Desk and the Reception Desk at the Center for Con¬tinuing Education.NO STANDEES WILL BE PERMITTED ON THE BUSSES.The Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981 - 25UNIVERSITY OFCHICAGO STUDENTSTHE CHICAGO TRIBUNEGIVES YOU-EntertainmentTake a break from the bookswith the exciting, entertainingideas you'll find every day inTempo, Friday in Weekend andSunday in Arts and Books.SportsGet more than just the scores,with the Tribune s comprehen¬sive coverage of athleticevents—skiing to basket¬ball, prep to pro JobsDiscover an easy way to job huntwith the Tribune's daily job selec¬tion, plus an average of 5,000 joblistings everySunday.Forty per centsavings onTribune doordeliveryNow, for a limited time, studentscan get the Tribune delivereddaily and Sunday for only $1 75per week—that's 40% off theaverage delivered price for a fullschool year But hurry, this offer isfor a limited time only.A Free Party Bag"This insulated Tribune partybag will keep your favoritebeverages the way you likethem —ice cold. 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Phone.Signatureto: Chicago Tribune, C/O Beverly Phone Office2419 W. 103rd St., Chicago, IL 60655Acct # Salesman No Sanaa No DAILY 6 SUNDAY DAILYDAY TRIB ONLY 4 SUN1 2 3 Salesman Nameuc University HistoryA history etched instone (and paper)The North Quadrangle, proposed in 1967.By Robert DeckerAlthough anyone who is really interestedin the history of the University can find in¬numerable books and pamphlets on the sub¬ject, perhaps the most revealing record of 90years of thinking about UC’s intellectualpurpose can be seen in the physical struc¬ture of the campus itself.Long before the first block of Indiana lim-stone was put in place, the University’s firstpresident, William Rainey Harper, had in¬sisted that the “right thing" be done in con¬structing campus buildings, even if fundswere scarce.When the first architect of the University,Henry Ives Cobb, was hired, the campuswas confined to the block between 57th and59th streets and Ellis and University ave¬nues. At this point, the decision was made tobuild in the style which has remained to thisday the basis of all University buildings inthe central quadrangle, English Gothic. Al¬though lack of funds would result in the con¬struction in 1947 of the first non—Gothicbuilding, Administration building, the Uni¬versity still has a policy of designing quad¬rangle buildings “sympathetic” to the Goth¬ic tradition. Pick Hall and the SearleLaboratory are supposedly examples of thecarrying on of this tradition.Behind the gargoyles and flying bu-tresses, a distinct purpose was at work.Cobb wanted the student entering the quad¬rangles to be able to forget the rather rawcity surrounding him and feel as if he werewalking around Cambridge or Oxford. Tothis end, street entrances were to be avoidedin the first buildings, a policy inconsistentlyfollowed.Cobb’s master plan for the University wasnever fully carried out. This was partly dueto the acquisition of land surrounding theoriginal block, quadrupling UC’s land own¬ership by 1906. The most important decisionof the period up to 1932 was in the construc¬tion of the University hospitals. The presentlocation was derived from the concept of in¬tegrating the medical school as a part of theUniversity and the view of medicine as in es¬sence no different than any other academicsubject. Such trifles as accessibility by au¬tomobile and by foot, for example, took aback seat.During the 1920s, campus planners had tograpple with the question of the College’srole within the University. The graduate de¬partments had already begun to take prece¬dence over undergraduate departments. Anofficial report in 1978 explained this as theresult of other midwestern colleges follow¬ing Harper’s example in innovations andthus robbing the College at Chicago of its ex¬clusivity.In the resulting debate over the College’srole in the University, one group sought toretain the College facilities as a physicalpart of the central quadrangles, much likethe medical center. The opposing group’sarguments for separation led to a plan tomove all undergraduate facilities to thesouth side of the Midway. The new under¬ graduate quadrangle would have been con¬structed on the block between 60th and 61ststreets and Ellis and Woodlawn avenues.The focal point of the quadrangle wouldhave been a tower which appears somewhatlike the bell tower of Rockefeller Chapel.This block was intended to be self-con¬tained in the same way as Cobb envisionedthe central quadrangle, isolated rather thanintegrated into the surrounding neighbor¬hood. Nearby businesses were remodeled inthe Tudor style to add to the illusion. Thefunds for this project were never raised —except for the construction of a men’s dor¬mitory which is now known as Burton-Jud-son Courts.While the College and divisions werenever physically separated, the two re¬mained very distinct, even up through thepresent day. During a large portion of theUniversity’s history, the College had its ownseparate faculty, and the amount of intellec¬tual contact between undergraduate andgraduate remained low. That has begun tochange, with the end of a separate facultyfor the College, more graduates teaching inCollege classes and more undergraduatestaking graduate level courses. But socialcontact between the two groups remainslow.From 1932 to 1947, construction of newcampus buildings came to a near-completestandstill. With the construction of the Ad¬ministration Building in 1947, the Universityadopted a three-fold planning policy whichhas been more or less followed: to keep themain campus as neo-Gothic as possible, tobuild in the “contemporary” style south ofthe Midway, and to try to make the build¬ings north and west “harmonize” as muchas possible with the Gothic buildings.By the 1950s, the University could nolonger afford to long for a secluded, Old En¬glish atmosphere. The neighborhood had be¬come crime ridden and seedy. The 1950s leftfew monuments insofar as most of the plan¬ning of the decade was directed toward de¬molition rather than construction. Duringthis urban renewal project, more than 10percent of the $250 million in private fundsspent was contributed directly by the Uni¬versity.Along with the neighborhood, however,the University itself had begun to take on aseedy appearance in some quarters, espe¬cially on the west side of Ellis Avenue, uponwhich numerous “temporary” structureshad been standing since the 1940s. Morethan fifty years after Cobb’s departure, anew master plan was ordered. The architectchosen was Eero Saarinen and Associates,which had just finished a planning projectfor Yale University.Saarinen’s 1955 plan for the University in¬cluded some of Cobb’s concepts as well assome original ideas which apparently diedwith Saarinen in 1961. The central librarywas still to be in the quadrangle, planted infront of Harper Library between Swift andRosenwald halls. The paramount considera¬tion of the faculty at this time, which had re¬mained unchanged since the beginning, was26 — The Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981University Historythe proximity of the books to offices andclassrooms. Instead of moving the Collegesouth, it was now proposed to move the law,business administration, and social serviceadministration schools to the south side ofthe Midway. There would have been a longopen vista running from the Center forResearch Libraries, on Cottage GroveAvenue at 58th St., to Mandel Hall.The most intriguing proposal of the 1955plan was to close off the Midway to trafficby re-routing westbound automobilesthrough a cloverleaf south of the Museum ofScience and Industry and then west on 61stSt. The Midway would have become, withthe construction of additional buildings onits south side, a huge quadangle, and a newbarrier would have been constructed be¬tween the University and Woodlawn.Two revised plans were drawn up in 1958.For the first time, the central library wasshown on Regenstein’s present site. Ap¬parently, the architectural unity of the cen¬tral quadrangle had taken precedence in thethinking of the faculty over the proximity ofthe books to their study places, not to men¬tion the proximity of the site to Ida NoyesHall, UC’s facility most resembling a stu¬dent union. Plans for the long vista, for asouth campus “management center,” andfor diverting Midway traffic were droppedon one or both of the two plans.The two most obvious campus monumentsto Saarinen are the Law School Quadrangleand Woodward Court. Saarinen’s plan, al¬though many times reworked, remained thebasis for planning in the 1960s. With thethreat of neighborhood deterioration mostlypast, the University turned its attentiontoward expansion. A projection, whichturned out to be grossly inaccurate, predict¬ed a 56 percent enrollment increase by 1975(to 10.854 students). College enrollment na¬tionally was on the rise. The “teacher ofteachers,” would have to increase accord¬ingly.The most spectacular plan for construc¬tion was unveiled in 1967. The so-calledNorth Quadrangle would have been boundedby University and Cottage Grove avenuesand 55th and 56th streets. The new facilitieswould provide, the University of ChicagoMagazine reported confidently, “leisure ac¬tivities, a variety of cultural opportunities,and the kind of ferment that comes fromcontact outside the classroom.” UC had fi¬nally come to realize that it was missing allof these things in one degree or another.The North Quadrangle would have solved,perhaps, a number of problems that are stillwith UC. An area in which “students, facul¬ty, and people from the community will min¬gle easily” does not exist today, but wouldhave been created in a “Student Village” ofstudent housing, a restaurant, a snack-bar,and a bookstore, all cunningly designed inthe Old World style. Roof-top gardens andair-conditioning were planned for the dormi¬tories.The “cultural opportunities” were to havebeen provided by a music building, an artcenter, lavish new athletic facilities, and atheater. Only the theater and the art center,now the Smart Gallery and Cochrane-WoodsArt Center, were built. Plans for athleticfields and a racetrack were carried through,but a new 2500-seat gymnasium and a nata-torium were scrapped along with the stu¬dent village cobblestones.There is no student village today for tworeasons: UC never procured the funds tobuild it, and the projected additional 3000students expected by 1975 never materi¬alized. At least two of the goals of the BlumCommittee which conceived the NorthQuadrangle seem to have been improvedsince the 1960s, namely the establishment ofHyde Park “as a natural area for marriedstudent housing” and the view of local bu¬sinesses “as esential ingredients of studentlife.” There is no question, however, that theUniversity is still perplexed by such goals askeeping “pace with the quality of housingfor unmarried students at other high qualityschools,” and creating a flow of trafficthrough the campus after dark.The establishment of Harper as an under¬graduate library and the construction of Re-genstein as a research library was hoped toaid this problem. No one expected, however,that undergraduates would be using Regen-stein to the degree which they have since the library’s opening, or that students in gener¬al would be spending the lion’s share of theirstudying hours burrowed in the readingrooms and stacks.In the absence of more students and suffi¬cient funding for new buildings, the Univer¬sity had now embraced the idea of renovat¬ing existing structures and putting them tonew uses. Harper Library was completelygutted and became The College Center.Cobb Lecture Hall was also gutted and re¬built. Henry Crown Field house was refur¬bished.Although a housing shortage did not ap¬pear to be a problem in the late 1960s andearly 1970s, the problem eventually resur¬faced in a new form, a condominium conver¬sions decreased the number of availableunits. UC responded to the shortage by pur¬chasing the deteriorating Shoreland Hoteland converting it into a dormitory for stu¬dents. This was, in fact, the first and lateststep in UC’s efforts to “keep pace with thequality of housing for unmarried studentswhich as been (and is being) built at otherhigh quality schools.” Pierce and Wood¬ward had been bitter disappointments,which the Blum Committee described assuffering “badly in comparison with hous¬ing built by other schools with which theUniversity competes for students.”“Doubtless, the point will be heard thatstudents prefer to live in Spartan or slumconditions at a low rental,” the committeeremarked drily, but “no one seriously con¬tends that poor quality dorms with low ren¬tals would serve to attract a large number ofdesirable students to the University or holdthem here.” Indeed, the University has solv¬ed the first problem. There is no Universityhousing with low rentals. Shoreland, “LittlePierce,” and the many converted apart¬ment buildings and hotels have been theUniversity’s answer to the second prob¬lem.Insofar as the funds for a massive restruc¬turing of the campus are unlikely to beforthcoming, construction on campus is nowguided by a set of policies rather than a“master plan.” These policies have beenleft quite vague, and call for such ideals as“architectural continuity,” “flexibility innew construction,” and “emphasis on thewhole campus.” Despite the absence of amaster plan, the University continues todream of expansion, even though it does notdream as big as it did in the days of Cobband Saarinen.Perhaps the students entering the Collegethis year will see the long awaited ScienceQuadrangle take shape on the block betweenEllis and Drexel avenues and 57th and 58thstreets. The buildings are supposed to in¬clude a new home for the John Crerar Li¬brary and a physical sciences teachingbuilding. UC President Hanna Gray told theMaroon in June that the plans include a sec¬ond-story connection between the ScienceQuadrangle and the scientific institutesacross 57th St. Even those planning to grad¬uate in 1985 or 1986 are well-advised not tohold their breaths until these dazzling newfacilities appear. It can take a long timearound here for dreams to become “Dreamsin Stone.”FREE FILMS NO MATTERWHEREYOU ARE ...YOU CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE RUBBER TREE’S WIDESELECTION OF CONTRACEPTIVES AT LOW PRICES!Send $5.00 for a ppd. variety pack of 12 condoms or write for a descriptiveMAIL ORDER FORM for condoms, foams, jellies, books, posters and more!THE RUBBERTREEDept MCM (206) 633*47504426 Burke Ave. N. a non profit project ofSeattle, WA 98103 7*ro p°Pulal,or' Gro^h - SeattleSPECIAL DISCOUNT PRICESfor all STUDENTS, STAFF,and FACULTY MEMBERS 72nd & Stony IslandOpen Mon.-Thurs.until 7:30 pm6844)400Just present your University ofChicago Identification Card. 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Fullerton Avenue, Chicago, IL 60614.Send a Facets free film ticket to: jreat rums, aDsoiuteiy tree1NAMEADDRESSCITY STATEZIP_ PHONE75* W,S#??^roor! IrV - 27SportsUC edges MonmouthBy John SatinThe University of Chicago football teambounced back from its season opening lossto Grinnell College by defeating MonmouthCollege Saturday at Stagg Field. Freshmanquarterback Rich Leese led the Maroons toa thrilling 22-21 victory.Chicago scored first with a one yard runby freshman Dave Vukovich capping aneighty yard drive. For the next 30 minutes ofplay, the Maroon offense was stymied.When the teams went into the locker roomsat halftime, Chicago was still leading 7-0.Monmouth opened the second half with abang. Thanks to two interceptions by Mon¬mouth defensive back Steve Gray, theFighting Scots tallied two quick thirdquarter touchdowns to take the lead and thegame’s momentum. With 0:38 remaining inthe third quarter, Monmouth quarterbackRich Long ran in his team's third touchdownof the quarter to put the Scots ahead 21-7.However, the Maroons came roaring backin the fourth quarter. Sophomore RogerMcCann scored on a 65 yard run with only 90 seconds elapsed in the final period. RobertDickey’s extra point kick pulled theMaroons to within seven points of a tie.With five minutes left in the game, Leeseran the ball in from the one yard line tomake the score 21-20. Coach Bob Larsen de¬cided to go for two points and the win.McCann took a pitch out and ran the ballinto the end zone for the two points. TheMaroons held on for the final five minutesthanks to the fine play of defensive linemenJoe Pierri and Joe Mullin, who had been put¬ting pressure on the Monmouth quarterbackthroughout the game.Of particular pleasure to Larsen was thefact that Chicago gained 203 yards rushingand although the defense gave up 152 yardsto Monmouth’s passing game, it only yield¬ed 26 yards on the ground.SCORING SUMMARY1 2 3 4 FMONMOUTH 0 0 21 0 21CHICAGO 7 0 0 15 22Football: new players girdquarterback positionby Kittie WyneNew faces abound on the 1981 footballteam, thanks to the addition of 18 freshmenand two sophomore transfer students. Thereare also three new members of the coachingstaff. Defensive coach Mick Ewing, offen¬sive line coach Myron Smith, and defensiveline coach Jim Hargesheimer. Ewing, aformer Big Ten coach at Northw estern, wasmost recently at Lake Forest College. Smithcoached high school football for eight yearsand then spent the past two years at the Uni¬versity of Northern Colorado while workingon his doctorate. Hargesheimer is the assis¬tant coach for the Maroons’ men’s basket¬ball team.The new players nave provided sorelyneeded depth at the quarterback position.Do Kim, last year’s sole quarterback, hasbeen joined by transfer student Dave Vuko¬vich and first-year players Dennis Weinerand Rick Leese. Leese is the starting quar¬terback, but Coach Bob Larsen is pleased tohave so much strength at that position.Larsen considers the leadership providedby the senior players to be an important fac¬tor for the team. The offensive line in partic¬ular is dominated by rookies. Despite fresh¬man inexperience and lack of depth at keypositions, the team proved to be competitivein the conference with last Saturday’s winover Monmouth College.Senior tri-captains Joe Pierri, Dave Vaca-la, and Jeff Foreman all pointed out that theteam is building a positive attitude. Larsenagreed that this attitude is an integral partof a winning season. According to the cap¬tains, the enthusiasm of the new players hasbrought life to the Maroon team. After theexciting win over Monmouth, the team ap¬pears to have good reason for believing in it¬self.The team suffered a severe loss whenrookie running back Kevin Prendiville in¬jured his knee in the third quarter of thefirst game against Grinnell. Prendiville,who had already put in a tremendous perfor¬mance with 102 yards in 19 carries, will beout for the rest of the season.Key players, in addition to Leese and hisbackups at quarterback, are defensiveplayers Steve Campbell, Joe Pierri, and JoeMullin. Mullin has a good chance of beingnamed All-American if he can amass im¬pressive statistics in tackling and pass rush¬ing.The team’s game plan this season is quitesimple, despite many changes in offensiveand defensive setups. A balanced runningand passing attack will be used to try to putpoints on the board. After the season’s 1-1start, the players are looking forward to be¬ginning a winning football tradition. Jim Coy (62) socks Monmouthquarterback Rob Long in fourthquarter action.Runners warmup for seasonBy Audrey LightCross country coach Ted Hayden will as¬semble his team next week to begin his 32ndseason as Chicago’s coach. With 13 of lastseason’s 15 runners returning, Hayden pre¬dicts that “we should be at least as strong aslast year.”Leading the pack for Chicago will befourth-year student Mike Axinn. Axinnachieved All-American status last yearafter winning the Midwest ConferenceChampionship and placing 16th in DivisionIII Nationals. He ran a marathon in 2:20during the winter to earn a chance to com¬pete in the Olympic marathon trials. Thissummer, Axinn competed in the internation¬al Maccabee Games in Israel as a memberof the United States team. He set a personalrecord in the 5000 meters while running to afourth place finish.Hayden has high hopes for Axinn this sea¬son, noting.that he has improved each of thepast three years “and he is still gettingstronger.” Hayden is reluctant to predicthow far Axinn is capable of going. “I’m surehe has ambitions to win nationals,” statedHayden, “But we’ll see ... He sure is raringto go.”28 _ The Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981 Mike Karietti (55) and Roger McCann (28) celebrate followingMcCann’s 60 yard touchdown runSpirit of Olympialives on in UC 1-Msby A. MurphyIt was three thousand years ago that theGreeks came up with the idea of combin¬ing sound minds and sound bodies, but thatancient tradition lives on at the Universityof Chicago. The Greeks divided their timebetween studying philosophy and trainingfor the festival at Olympia; at Chicago, weattend classes and compete in intramural(IM) sports. With the Henry Crown FieldHouse as our palaestra, we endeavor tomold exquisitely proportioned bodies. Wesolemnly uphold the honor of Lower Wal¬lace, Psi U., the Albannian Refugees, orsome other banner. We are single-mindedin our quest to find the greastest mortal onthe quads.Perhaps we have even improved uponthe Hellenic system. Only men and boys ofpure Greek descent could join the fun backthen. But IM’s are open to all: men andwomen, undergrads and graduate stu¬dents. Even faculty, staff, alumni, andspouses can compete in the open rec pro¬gram.The ancients had a rather meager selec¬tion of sports. They ran foot races, tossedthe discus, wrestled, and raced chariots.We are fortunate to have much more vari¬ety. IM competition is held in touch foot¬ ball, volleyball, tennis, table tennis, hand¬ball, basketball, ulti-frisbee, andswimming — and that is just the autumnquarter lineup.Indeed, little has been lost since the daysof Ancient Greece. Just as they called ti¬meouts to sacrifice bulls to Zeus, we havean equally tasteless ritual: berating refer¬ees. And we, like the Greeks, occasionallyuse our strength for more constructiveends. It was undoubtedly physical fitnessthat enabled the Greeks to defeat Persia atthe Battle of Marathon. Our marathon isreferred to as “Finals Week”.The Greek champion received a garlandof olive leaves and the adulation of hiscountrymen; he was immortalized by stat¬ues and poems. The spoils are equallysweet for the IM champion. A coveted,100% cotton t-shirt is the prize and, if theright strings are pulled, the champ’s namemight even appear in The Maroon.Despite the years that separate us fromthe ancients, the spirit is still going strong.Thanks to intramurals, the UC student canattain glory and revel in the union ofbeauty of truth. The good life is trulyours.The team’s other top runners are seniorJim Biery, juniors Art Knight and PhilMcGoff, and sophomores Aaron Rourke andBob Fisher. Hayden expects either DavePang, a junior, or sophomore David Raskinto round out the top seven.“That group gives us a team, and whatev¬er we get in the way of freshmen will be abonus,” said Hayden. Citing the improve¬ment of Rourke and Fisher, last year’s“freshmen stars”, and good overall bal¬ance, Hayden predicts a repeat of last sea¬son’s second place conference finish. “I doubt if we can beat Carleton this year,”said Hayden. “But we should be right upthere.”The runners who have already returned tocampus will have a chance to warm up forthe season in tomorrow’s five mile invita¬tional run at Washington Park. The varsityseason begins next Saturday with the SpringArbor Invitational Meet. Axinn will be try¬ing to win the meet for the third straightyear, and possibly improve upon the courserecord he set in last year’s race.11'irriiiiW SportsField hockey women ready for tough seasonBy Carol QuillenFor twenty-three dedicated female ath¬letes, the end of September signifies morethan getting ready for class. It means run¬ning, dribbling, and driving out on NorthField in preparation for the field hockey sea¬son.Women’s field hockey has changed dra¬matically over the past ten years, and themost recent rule revisions serve to quickenthe pace of play significantly. Solid stick-work, positioning, and stamina will be vitalto the success of the team. Pre-season train¬ing, which began for the Maroons on Sep¬tember 14th has stressed basic skills, dex¬terity, and conditioning. Classroom strategysessions have supplemented the daily morn¬ing and afternoon workouts.“We’ve got a lot of skill and natural abilityon the team,” says acting captain EmilyBloomfield, “and the new players seemcommitted.” The Maroons lost only two se¬niors to graduation after their first winning(8-7-1) season ever last year. Much of thecredit for the team’s success goes to LindaWhitehead, who began coaching field hock¬ ey here last season. “Coach Whitehead hasreally helped to turn the team around,” saidBloomfield. “Her attitude and abilty com¬mand the respect of the players.”Whitehead, who participated in a coach¬ing clinic at the Olympic Training Center inColorado Springs this summer, has highhopes for the coming season. With eight re¬turning starters, including All-State for¬ward Helen Strauss, the team has solid play¬ing experience. The addition of manytalented freshmen, among them Dudleyscholar Nancy Markovitz, adds to the depthand flexibility of the squad. “I’ve got a lot ofmid-field players, which is excellent,” saysCoach Whitehead. Midfielders — halfbacksand links — are versatile players who shiftfrom defense to attack during the course ofplay. The new rule changes will result infewer fouls and faster movement up anddown the field, making such versatility cru¬cial. Coach Whitehead believes that thequicker pace of play will make women'sfield hockey a more exciting game towatch.olley ball team not shortn enthusiasmBy Lee BadgettThe volleyball team reported to campuson September 14th for its longest preseasonever. But even two weeks of double prac¬tices and the accompanying sore muscleshave not destroyed the volleyball team’s en¬thusiasm for the upcoming season. CoachRosie Resch certainly shares the team’s ex¬citement as she looks forward to the seasonwith eight returning players and three new¬comers.The team has been working hard on fun¬damentals to eliminate the many unforcederrors that plagued the young team in lastyear’s 8-10 season. Coach Resch has beendubbed “the coach of 1001 drills” after in¬troducing many ways to emphasize passingand serves in practice. The Maroons havealso been practicing more shoot sets to keepthe ball lower and add to a faster offense.The team’s biggest challenge will belearning to play with more consistency. Sixof the returning players were freshmen lastyear and Resch believes that the year of ex¬perience has helped the younger playersovercome their inconsistency. The Maroonslost only two regulars to graduation, sodepth will be a major strength this season.Both Resch and Audrey Light, theteam’s sole senior, recognize the tremen¬dous potential and talent of the team. Bothraved aoout the setting ability of second year student Karen Kitchen, who is return¬ing after missing much of last season with aknee injury. Resch referred to Kitchen as“one of the best setters I have seen at thislevel of competition.”Lack of height on the team might be thebiggest problem this year. At 5-10, VesnaMartich is the tallest Maroon, but Reschhopes that the leaping ability and anticipa¬tion of the shorter players will give the teamstrong blocking.Players and coach agree that their goalfor the season is to qualify for the state tour¬nament. The top two teams in the Maroons’six team district will qualify, so Chicagomust be prepared for district battles withstrong Lake Forest and North Park teams.The Maroons face an expanded schedulethis year, playing two Division II schoolsand participating in four tournaments, in¬cluding the eight team University of Chica¬go Invitational. Fans will have an early op¬portunity to see the Maroons in action whenthey meet the Illinois institute of Techno¬logy on September 29th.Despite the grueling schedule that awaitsthem, the team is confident that hard workand enthusiasm will pay off this season.“We’re hoping that the consistency problemwill be solved,” says Light, “in which casethere will be no stopping us.”Soccer teamshortby Stephen KritchevskyThe odds appear to be against the Maroonsoccer team this season, but Coach BarryDeSilva is hopeful. Last year’s disappoint¬ing 1-8-2 record does not indicate thenumber of close games that were lost not be¬cause the Maroons were greatly outclassed,but because they just could not put togetherthe offense when it was needed. Only threegames were lost by more than a one goalmargin. A little luck this season shouldswing more games into the win column.Still, the off-season took its toll on thesquad. DeSilva lost four starters to gradua¬tion. That alone would not pose a seriousproblem for the team. However, twotransfer students who would have startedthis year, David Weiss and Orin Starn, areinjured. Starn has a broken leg and Weiss isrecuperating from mononucleosis. Twomore of last year’s starters, Soo Hyun Chinand John Assadi, had simply failed to showup for practice as of last weekend. Witheight starters lost, DeSilva has a lot of fillingin to do.DeSilva spent a lot of time during the off- 8 startersseason recruiting. His rebuilding effortsproved to be successful when 22 incomingfreshmen arrived early this fall to try out, 14more than last year. DeSilva was not neces¬sarily looking for great technical players,but players who are willing to work andlearn. His hope is that in the near futurethey w ill be ready to step in and provide acore around which a strong team can be sus¬tained. Of all the freshmen hopefuls, DeSil¬va will only say that one, John Messersch-midt from Radnor, Pennsylvania, willdefinitely start this year. The rest are stillcompeting with last .year’s returningplayers for a place on the squad.Among this young talent there are somereturning stars from last year whose experi¬ence should help settle the team. Cy Oggins,a three time all-conference player, is ex¬pected to continue as sweeper back. ToddSilber, one of last year’s leading scorers,will provide a needed offensive threat.The Maroons’ first test will come on Sep¬tember 29th, when the team will have to putit all together to avenge last year’s 6-0 drub¬bing by Purdue-Calumet. DeSilva realizesthe season will be a difficult one, but if theteam can avoid losing the close games it willbe an exciting soccer season at Chicago. Despite Chicago’s late start — most col¬leges began practice in late August — theMaroons are coming out strong. Most of theplayers believed that they were playing wellas a team after only a week of practice.Last weekend’s scrimmages at Sauk Val¬ley gave Coach Whitehead the opportunityto try different combinations of players in agame situation. Bloomfield called Sauk Val¬ley a testing ground for the positioning andstrategies which the team has been practic¬ing.This year’s schedule is demanding, par¬ticularly since it includes five Division II teams. Although the season is only onemonth long, the squad will play sixteengames before the I.A.I.A.W. State Tourna¬ment on October 30-31. This Saturday, twotournament games at Milwaukee will givethe team another opportunity to test tenta¬tive line-ups and strategies before the regu¬lar season opens on September 29th. CoachWhitehead welcomes new players, and in¬terested students should contact her in IdaNoyes Hall as soon as possible.On Thursday, October 1st, the Maroonswill play their first home game of the seasonagainst Whitewater at 4:00 p.m.Experienced rookies tobolster women’s tennisBy Sue FortunatoWith over 30 practices already under itsbelt, the 1981-82 women’s tennis team isready for what Coach Bill Simms predictswill be “a fantastic season”.To achieve this goal, the team will dependheavily on the play of its two seniormembers. Beth Hahn will add experiencesto the team as she competes in her fourthseason in Chicago. Lee Badgett. also afourth-year player, is playing “the besttennis of her life”, according to Simms.After putting in many hours of off-seasonpractice, Badgett is expected to be one ofthe team’s top double players. Junior DianaKaspic is also expected to add strong dou¬bles play. Kaspic, last year’s number onedoubles player, has improved tremendouslyafter playing in the 1980 State TournamentWith only these three players returningfrom last year’s squad, the team will relyheavily on the play of its rookies. Inconsis¬tency is a potential problem for any fresh¬man-laden team, but Simms is quick topoint out that the freshmen are mostly expe¬rienced players.Leading the first-year players will be BethFama, a former number-two player fromthe UC Lab School. She is a quick playerwith a tremendous amount of potential, andis expected to be one of the team’s topplayers. Another outstanding freshman isMichele Mewissen, a former nationally-ranked junior player in Belgium Other newplayers include Jane Look, Jennifer Magna-besco, and Caren Gauvreau. Look, a Mil¬waukee native, won the 1980 Private LeagueChampionship as a high school playerSecond-year players Katie Sparks andKlarita Wildhaber will add to the team'sdepth. Simms predicts that they will bemore effective after gaining valuable play¬ing experience.With the many experienced players on theteam, much optimism is in the air. Simmsbelieves that this is the best team he hasSports CalendarTENNISSept. 23 — DePaul, 3 p.m., IngiesideCourtsFOOTBALLSept. 26 — Beloit, 1:30 p.m., Stagg FieldVOLLEYBALLSept. 29 - I.I T., 7:30 p.m., Field HouseFIELD HOCKEYOct. 1 — UW-Whitewater, 4 p.m., StaggField Beth Fama, a first-year teammember.ever coached at the University. Senior LeeBadgett agrees with Simms, explaining that“the team has never had so many playerswho are so fundamentally sound.”Despite its confidence, the team is expect¬ed to encounter some tough competition. InDivision III play, Chicago will face WheatonCollege, which is ranked eighth in the na¬tion Principia and Augustana Colleges arealso expected to give the team tremendouscompetition Victories over Chicago Circle,a Division II team, and DePaul University,a Division I team, would be major upsets forthe Maroons. The team is confident it willdefeat some of these top teams enroute to itsgoal of being one of the top three Division IIIteams in the state.YOU ASKED FORMEMORY IN SERIES EHEWLETT-PACKARDDIDN'T FORGET.Introducing HP-33CHew leu-Packard's continuousmemor\ calculator lor scienceJust *90.00 11,3 tS.tl- 33® ® ® m® © ® ®WWW®WWWThe University of ChicagoBookstoreCalculator Department(2nd Floor)970 East 58th Street753-3303’ ‘ • - V4 ^ 3 r c J « i - - f f V* M (oS » n V ‘I IThe Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981 — 294Viewpoints Classified AdsConcept,M' thods, ideas andfor credit CLASSIFIEDClassified advertising in the Chicago Maroon is75 cents per 30 character line. Ads are not ac¬cepted over the phone, and they must be paidin advance. Submit all ads in person or by mailto The Chicago Maroon, 1212 E. 59th St.,Chicago IL 60637. Our office is in Ida Noyes,room 304. Deadlines: Wednesday noon for theFriday paper, Fri. noon for the Tues. paper.By Jeff Davitz SPACELg. 4 rm. apt. 54th & Dorchester $485 mo -F sec.laundry rm newly dec. 667-4875.Stephen Toulmin, the professor who appears at graduations in his Cambridge colors (or isit Oxford colors), is teaching a course this fall called “Concepts-1.” As I understand it, thereare no course prerequisites, although some experience with ordinary thinking is preferred.Mr. Toulmin’s course is listed under Social Thought as well as under the Conceptual Foun¬dations of Science. Who would of thought (this is not a trick question) that “concepts” wouldfigure in the conceptual foundations of science. Perhaps in the extension of an epistemology,concepts, as such, have some relevance, but indeed, how can we say that concepts bear intheir barest form, or, to be concise, how could I be more unclear, or, to sum, use morecommas? Indeed.I am surprised that the course is not additionally cross-listed under Ideas and Methods.That is more fully (more fully of w'hat I leave to the discretion of the reader) the Analysis ofIdeas and the Study of Methods. You, yes you, can major in that. There is, though, a terribleproblem with over specialization in that field. Something to be watched. Perhaps learned in“Concepts-2.”For those of you who can’t get enough from Form/Problem/Event, there is alwaysScience/Culture/Society. Naturally, those of you fresh (need we worry?) from Self/Cul¬ture/Society run the risk of redundancy or a good case of inflamed sinuses. I, myself, feelrather privileged since I have taken “The Art of Inquiry,” but a tad uncivilized since Imissed “Human Being and Citizen.” If you are looking ahead (no pun intended) to “Con-cepts-1,” you may be interested in “Mind-1.” The latter course establishes a context, so tospeak, within which it is possible to get more out of Mr. Toulmin’s course.As one could easily surmise from these course names (all real courses I might add), oneof the principal pleasures of being a professor is the right to name your course. But, then,why the cryptic names? If you have all that leeway, why not name the Calculus course youare teaching something catchy like “An Introduction to Cross-Cultural Sexual Initiation?”Schedule a lab while you're at it. Watch power mad administration officials try to makeincoming students place out of it. The problem is that professors, generally, are not thatconcerned with popularity. Sexual initiation is probably more appealing than Analytic (ab¬breviated Anal.) Geometry, but Math professors certainly don’t name their courses for themasses. Try “Ergodic Theory” on for size.To understand course names, one must understand the basic motivation that underlies theactivity of course naming. The motivation becomes transparent when you realize the fun¬damental rule which states “People presume that if you are teaching a course you know thesubject to which the course name refers.” Sure enough, in high school this ryle is oftenviolated. (“This guy doesn’t even speak English. How much could he know about Melle-ville?”) But in college the rule is almost never violated. People give professors the benefitof the doubt — If they are teaching Astrophysics, they know what a fuzzy picture of a nebulameans.So if there were a course here called “Sewing,” students would presume that Mr Toul¬min’s colleague, professor of sewing, would know a great deal about sewing. Rev the en¬gines a little bit. What if he taught a course called Science and Myth/Paradigm clashes? Alittle less instantaneous recognition here. Not put yourself in the place of a student (youmight have to sooner or later. It’s best to be prepared >. What wrould you assume the profes¬sor teaching Science and Mvth/Paradigm clashes to know. A good helluva alot. Thus, givena choice wouldn’t you name a course Science and Myth/Paradigm clashes instead of “Thedifference between real and make believe?” On the one hand, they think that you are abso¬lutely brilliant; they haven’t the foggiest what you’re talking about. On the other hand, theythink you are on a lecture tour of senior citizen homes following a representative of theMoral Majority. Dare I say it? Professors like to brag.There is a benefit to all this, though. The benefit is called a transcript. One day you will beleaving the University and you will have to send someone a transcript. And on that tran¬script will read course names like “Concepts-1” and “Science and Myth/Paradigmclashes.” And there is the chance, maybe a good one if you get some kind of passing grade,that they will assume that you know what the course is qbout. When they see forty or so ofthose kinds of courses listed then there is the chance that they will think tha you are indeed avery smart person. And then they will give you a job.At Budget, you’re A....with great rates and great service.IAs low as $20.95 per day,75 free miles per day(Cash rentals allowed for U. of C.students over the age of 21 withproper I D. Call for deposit requirements.)10% Discount for U. of C.Employees and Students.6661 South State St.783-0727 We rent Lincoln 'Mercury cars.8642 South Chicago Ave.374-0700A Buoffet System LicenseeCall 783-0731. rWH3C3fBudget;Use your Sears credit card at authorized distribution center* in mostBudget offices Check local office for rental requirements Call(C 1979 Budget Ren: » Cur Corp aoteuCr. AND CO30 The Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 1981 3 rm. apt. 58th & Blackstone $450 mo. + sec.667 4875.Co op apt. 2 bdrm 1 bth for sale $22500. Assess¬ment, incl. gas, water and taxes $140/mo.Parking available. Living-dining area 25x13has beamed ceiling and wood burningfireplace. First floor- South Shore Drive near79th St. Sale subject to Board approval- Prin¬cipals only 375-2162.Furnished room 1 bl from campus in elev. bldg. 2 refs asked for. Suited for grad stud. Call 324-7104 before 8:00 or betw. 5-7.FOR RENT: 1 bdrm University Park $480.Vikstrom Real Estate. 493-0666.3 BR tri-level on large wooded lot in BeverlyShores, Ind. 2 blocks from Lake. Uj baths. CALarge family room. Basement. 45 min to U of Cby car or train. $70,000. 13'/*% financing. CallRenard at Callahan Realty. 219-926-4298.Sunny 2 bdrm coop w/den, So. Shore near lake& park. All appl. incl, wdb-frpl, low mo. assmtMid-upper 20’s. Call 221-0492, eves. & wkends.HOUSE FOR RENT WITH OPTION TO BUY.Ridgewood Ct. Walk to campus. 3 bdrms, olderhome with modern kitchen and bath. $600 permo. plus utilities or purchase for low $90's.Very favorable terms for qualified buyer oravailable for rent only with short term lease.Call Ellen Bernstein (d) 663-5278 or (e) 2563929. Leave message.Prominent physician will rent house onlakefront Beverly Shores, Ind. Quad level ofglass, super views. Fireplace. $500/month.Vikstrom Real Estate, 493 0666.Rent-1 br; 5700 blk Kimbark, $435/mo. AvailOct. 5th, 493-1989, lg sunny 5 rm apt.PEOPLE WANTEDResponsible, good-humored student wanted foroccasional baby-sitting evenings. Transporta¬tion provided. 667 4220 eves.Professional couple seeks babysitter for in¬fant. 8am-5pm. M-F. Ref required. 947-8697.Continued from page 4Her aloofness has created almost a feelingof indifference toward her. Students do notview her as a leader, as they viewed Hut¬chins in his years; but nor do the studentsview her as an enemy as some had viewedLevi. Memories of the Pick award havefaded with each new class. There is neithera friendly nor a hostile relationship betweenGray and the students.Some are disappointed with her lack of agrand educational vision but few doubt herabilities as an effective executive.Perhaps circumsrances have shapedGray’s role as President. Held back by fi¬scal restraints, she does not initiate change.She deals primarily with the present crisis,not looking far into the future.Gray maintains her cautious, executiveimage, perhaps because she is the focus ofthe University’s widespread public relationscampaign. During her first year as presi¬dent she spent much time off campus settingout to make a favorable impression on theoutside world. She is the spokesperson forthe University campaigning for funds andprestige.ff Gray’s chief role as president of theUniversity is to be seen in her public rela¬tions activities, it is clear that she has beendoing a commendable job. Even controver¬sial publicity, such as that surrounding the1979 Pick Award, is better than no publicityat all. Whether publicity per se should beseen as the chief function of the President ofthe University of Chicago is another matterentirely. The matter was well-summarizedin 1956;“The moral degradation of education isevident in the current supremacy of publicrelations. In many colleges and universities Sitter needed tor 9 and 6 yr. old weekdays 3-6my apt Dorchester & 58th. Competitive pay.Refs, necessary. Call 667-1606after 6 pm.WANTED: Male student for desk work 2 evesper week and Sats. Call Lehnhoff Studios 2883500.Reliable babysitter part-time in my home forinfant. Fac. couple. 57th & Harper loc. 8:30-2pm Mon-Fri. Non-smoker. 241-5164.Three person car pool looking for a fourth fromRiverdale, Dolton, South Holland area. Willalso consider Blue Island. We have one driverand would like someone who has their own carand could take turns with the driving, call 753-3936 days, 891 -0745 eves.PARTTIME MESSENGER/OFFICE ASSISTANT Job duties include: running errands oncampus, taking care of receiving and shippingof research supplies and materials for busylaboratory. Reliability and physical strengthare important. Knowledge of campus helpful.Hours 3:00 5.00 pm Monday through Friday, ifinterested call Sharon Cohen 947-1867.Need loving reliable sitter for two school arechildren. My home. Job sharing possible. 241-5892 evenings.Part time programmer for a federally spon¬sored program. Must have experience inBASIC and Assembly Language Programming(6502), preferably on the Apply II, backgroundin math and chemistry preferred. Please call947-5728 (work) or 947-9597 (after 7:00pm).ASSISTANTS WANTED for days, eves.,wkends. Knowledge of frgn lang preferred.Call J. Toth afternoons at 3-2676.TYPIST WANTED to type book into U of Ccomputer, using TREATISE text editingsystem. 955-4744.POSITIONS AVAILABLE : Catering. Serve atdinners, parties, receptions, etc. Part-time,Flexible hours, Good pay. Call La VivandiereLtd, daily 9-5 324 3505.Secretary to PresidentAssoc, of FoundationsEVERY FRIDAY OFFMust be expd. Typing, dictagphone, simplebookkeeping. Paid benefits. Own office.Member contacts. Library atmosphere. Looploc. 4 day wk. Start immed. 726 4877. Equal op¬portunity employer M/FPaid subjects needed for experiments onmemory, perception and language processing.Research conducted by students and faculty inthe Committee on Cognition and Communica¬tion. Department of Behavioral Sciences.Phone 753 4718.the public relations man is either the presi¬dent or the man who tells the president whatto do.”These words were written by RobertMaynard Hutchins. Hutchins had everyright to articulate these sentiments. In con¬trast to the present indifference with whichUC seems to be regarded by its surroundingcity, Hutchins was faced in the early yearsof his term as president with a sensationalmedia campaign against the Universitycharging that communism was being taughthere and demanding that certain instructorsbe dismissed.In an investigation of the University bythe Illinois Senate which followed the ap¬pearance of these charges, Hutchins spokecourageously for academic freedom, andthe results of the investigation confirmedthat the University was a model of what aninstitution of higher education ought to be.Red scares as such are apparently a thingof the past. Threats to academic freedom,however, are alive and well, and are muchmore sophisticated than the 1930s cam¬paigns of yellow journalism. Despite thestature of the institution which she heads,the current president of the University ofChicago has often shunned her higher re¬sponsibility; not only to be a spokesman forthe institution itself but for the ideals uponwhich it has been built. The role of spokes¬man for these ideals ought to further pre¬clude any complacency in situations inwhich groups of individuals seek to hinderacademic freedom in general, even whenthe University is not their specific target. Ifsuch ideals are set aside or compromised inany efforts to achieve short-range goals, noamount of money will be able to replace thatwhich would be lost in the process.Classified AdsFOR SALEFURNITURE BARGAINS Saturday 9/26 onlynoon to 4 pm. 1532 E 59th St. 268-9836. Piano,Queen bed, console hifi, tables, chairs, shelves,rugs, steel desk, lamps, kitchen, etc.APARTMENT SALE, Furniture, kitchen stuff,clofhing, & more. Sun. 9/27 10 am fo 4pm at theBernhardts5631 S. Kenwood.PASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE YOU WAIT!Model Camera 1342 E 55th St. 493-6700.Mahogany drop leaf table. Seats 8. Gold nylonrug, 11 x 14. 288 8174.Mouton fur coat 7/8 length sz 9/10 dk brownclassic style good cond. $75. Persian fun syn.(French coat) 7/7 length sz 9/10 dk brown chic,new $50; leather coat w/deep rabbit cuffs &hem 7/8 length sz 8/10 fitted dk brown excelcond $45; mink syn. autumn haze gen. sz 12-14good cond. $35; wood coat drk red wool in¬terlining sz 10 brass buttons classic style excelcond. $30; sheepskin 3/4 length, hood trimmedin brown mouton soft gray w/white shearlinginterior & black leather trim toggles, supercond. sz 8 $75. 493-1076 Fri., Sat., Sun. Before 9am and after 10:30 pm other days.Hollywood bed set: two beds with storage com¬partments and corner table excellent condi¬tion. Leather trimmed. 375-6145or 288-5389.Sealey Posturpaedic twin sz bed mint $125;bloomingdales foam twin sz bed $95; customupholstery gold $40, men's oak dresser custmmade by Sligo 12 drawer & partitions $300;walnut wine table with cabinet mint $225; kit¬chenette set 2 chairs $50; antique woodenfolding chairs set of 3 $50, fine china new andantique sets; antique carved hall mirror $40;etc. 493-1076 before 9 am, after 10:30pm andweekends. UC ID reg.Apt. sale, selling everthing! Sept. 27, 10 am,1719 E . 55th St.72 VW Fastback 52000 miles automatic. Goodcondition. $1100. 324 3081 after 6 pm.Community Yard Sale. 54th PI, BlackstoneAve. Rochdale, Dorchester. Crafts, toys,househood goods, honey, plants. Sat. 9/26 10 4Sun.9/27 12 4.'82 YAHAMA TOWN Y 125 MPG GREAT FORAROUND CAMPUS 3 MO. OLD! CALL 3240243 & LEAVE MESSAGE.SCENESLearn classical DANCE of INDIA. South In¬dian dance (Bharat Natyam) classes onTuesdays at 5 pm. Fall Quarter. Nine classes$100. Register before Oct. 3rd by calling 7534132 (afternoons only) or 363 5596. First classOct. 6.HYDE PARK ARTISANS GALLERY opensfor fall Oct 10 in the Unitarian Church 57th &Woodlawn. Beautiful gifts at sensible prices.Painting, pottery, weaving, stained glass, andmore. FEATURING Oct 10-31 Saggar firedvessel forms by Laura Kracke and KarenNicols. OPEN ING reception Oct 10 from 12 to 4pm.SERVICESJUDITH TYPES—and now has a memory.Phone 955 4417. Plan your typing needs for thequarter. Bibliographic and revision services.Dissertations, resumes.*Psychotherapy and counseling. Fees on asliding scale; insurance accepted. JoanRothchild Hardin, PhD, registeredpsychologist in Hyde Park. 493 8766.Chicago Counseling and PsychotherapyCenter. Client centered psychotherapy. 5711 S.Woodlawn, 6354 N. Broadway, and 111 NWabash, Chicago A Registered PsychologicalAgency. (312) 684 1800.PERSONALSIMPROVE YOUR GRADES! Researchcatalog—306 pages—10,278 topics—Rush $1.00.Box 25197C Los Angeles, 90025. (213) 447 8226Greetings! Welcome back & I hope your summers were as good as mine. BarefootDreamer.Danny, no "special thanks" could be thanksenough, but here it is: thank you! B WLaura Er, greetings and happy Autumn! Wemust meel for lunch every Wednesday atnoon!! Leslie's Revenge Okay you guys, let's see some persona! adscome in. I'm tired of giving pep talks that getno responses. I’m fed up with your apathy andhaving to pad the personals column myself.So; one or two lines are free, please mail or br¬ing them into the office, etc. etc. LAWRUGBY: All officers, please contact Pete forfall program. Call 684 2561.FORTRANLearn to program in FORTRAN Ten sessionclass begins October 12. Come to ComputationCenter Business Office before October 8 toregister. For more information call 753 8420.Computer time provided. Cost: $50. (prerequisites: Intro to DEC-20 and EDIT seminarsor knowledge of contents of these seminars.)POSITION AVAILABLEEDUCATIONALCOORDINATORThe University of Chicago Computation Centerhas an opening for the senior-level position ofEducational Coordinator. This job involves administering an in-house multi-media trainingprogram, planning and developing courses andseminars for Center users, assisting managersin planning the continuing training of programmers, and tutoring employees who use the inhouse program. Applicants for this job shouldhave a strong background in teaching and dataprocessing, as well as demonstrated administrative ability. Those interested in thisposition should contact Hal Bloom at 753 8439An Affirmative Action/Equal OpportunityE mployer.MOVINGStudent with Pickup Truck can move your stuffFAST AND CHEAP. No job too small! CallPeter at: 955-1824 lOam-lOpm.HYDE PARK HILTONWANTED: Waiters, waitresses, part-time, fulltime positions avail. Will conform to your classschedule. Call Ms. Maginot, 288 5800, ext. 6135.TAKE A BREAKSG'SMl EXPRESSShuttle bus every weekend to the north sidetickets just $1. Available at dorm desks and IHouse, Reynolds Club, and Ida Noyes.FIRST YEARSTUDENTSAre you a leader? Student GovernmentFreshman E lections are 5th week Call 753 3243for info.$$RESEARCHSUBJECTSNEEDED$$We pay $195.00 tor your participation in a nineweek drug preference study, involving onlycommonly prescribed, non experimentaldrugs We need people who are either A.) 2135 years old, and have in the past takenprescribed tranquilizers on a regular basis, orB ) 40 55 years ot age and in good health Callfor further information, 947 6348 between 10am and noon weekdays INTRODUCTION TOCOMPUTERSThe Computation Center is offering twoseminars for non-computer users. Introductionto Computer Concepts, Monday, October 5,3:30 5:00, Classics 18, and Introduction to theDEC-20 Computer, Wednesday, October 7,same time and place. All welcome—no charge.ARTISANS WANTEDAre you a closet artisan? HYDE PARK ARTISANS wants you! We are a cooperativegallery located at 57th and Woodlawn in theUnitarian Church. For entry work will bejuried. All forms of visual arts are welcome.Call Nan Roche for details at 955-7869 eves. Till10.THE PHOENIXWe have the best prices on books, records,games. Check us first. In basement ofReynolds Club.NEW MUSICENSEMBLEOrganizational meeting for all musicians interested in the performance of 20th centurymusic: Thursday, October 8, at 7 30 pm inGoodspeed Recital Hall. Composers, performers, and appreciators all welcome! Forinformation contact Barbara Schubert, Director of Instrumental Music, at 753 2615.CONDOS-UNIQUEOPPORTUNITY-HURRY!U.C Alum converting vintage 6-flat near 73rd& lake has 2 Ig. 512 rm. condos (18' x 21' l.r. 2bedrooms) & 2 6>2's (3 bedrooms). All w/format D.R., hardwood floors, 2 baths, sun room,porch. Big yard & parking. Near I.C & on campus bus route $35,000 $38,000. 375 7435.ADOPT A CATSHINY BLACK NEUTERED M 10 mo., exstray now healthy, active, affectionate Needsloving home. Would make great family pet. Alltests, shots. Please call Tim McLaran 955 6033.SPORTS CLUBSRegistration packet for 1981 1982 is available inINH 203. This must be picked up by 10/16/81 tobe eligible for funding this year. Sport ClubCouncil meets 10/27/81, 7 30 pm, East Lounge,INH.RUMMAGE SALESat. Oct. 3rd 8:00 A M.-3:30 P.MChurch of St Paul and the Redeemer4945 S. DorchesterMISS CHICAGO 1982!Applications are being accepted tor the 1982Miss Chicago Pageant until Nov. 1. Entrantsmust be single, 17-26. never been married andable to perform a talent. Miss Chicago. 5057 NTripp. Chicagp IL 60630 882 5116IM VOLLEYBALLE ntries due October 7, 1981 IM Office. INH 203for more details and entry forms. YOGARevitalize body, mind and spirit, a perfectbalance to the life of the mind. Yoga begins oncampus Mon. Oct. 12 5:30 7:30 pm at theGargoyle and Wed. Oct 14th 5:30-7:00 pm at5735 S. Kenwood. Hatha yoga postures,breathing, meditation, relaxation. 7 sessions$50. Taught by Dobbi Kerman since 1971. Pre-reg. call Dobbi 288 3706, 664 6650FOLKDANCINGOnce again the University of Chicago Folkdancers will sponsor two nights of dancingeach week throughout the year. Monday nightsthere will be beginner and general level danc¬ing and instruction by a former officer Sundaynights John Kuo, director of Balkanske Igrewill feach and lead advanced level dances.Both nights of dancing begin at 8 00 pm Formore info call Karl at 241 6174.RUGBYLooking for men who appreciate good sportand fair play. First introductory practice Tues.September 29 at 4 pm, meet on the Midway sideof Ida Noyes. Interested new players and allplayers welcome. For more info, call Pete 684-2561.CAMPUS TOURGUIDESReturning students needed to conduct guidedtours of campus and the Robie House $3 60/hrIf interested, please call Mary Bartholomew at753 4436.ANDMOREFOLKDANCINGOn Nov. 6, 7 and 8 the University of Chicagowill sponsor a weekend of folkdance parties,workshops in Turkish, Scandinavian, andEastern European dance, and a concert. Formore info on this 19th Annual InternationalFolkdance Festival call Karl Hernadez at 241 -SELP-HYPNOSISSEMINARThe Self Hypnosis Seminar begins Mon. Oct.12th on campus at the Gargoyle. 7 30-10:00 pmLearn the fundamentals of self-hypnosis anddevelop the skills necessary for its use. "It hasthe power to transform every aspect of yourlife from enhancing study skills and improvinghealth to deepening relationships and clarifying and helping you attain future goals" TextHypnosis with Friends and Lovers by DrFreda Morris. Led by Dobbi Kerman, M Agraduate of clinical hypnotherapy programdirected by Dr. Morris. 7 sessions $100 For info and pre reg. call Dobbi 288 3706, 664 6650ADMINISTRATIVEASSISTANTHispanic Center seeks an efficient ad¬ministrative assistant to handle correspondence, typing, appointments, travel arrangements, and expense accounts. Typing 65wpm/Dictaphone/' Bilingual preferred(English/Spanish) English must be strongestlanguage. 37* 2 hour week. 3 weeks vacationCall 753-1122. Affirmative Action/Equal Opportunity Employer.WAKEFUL DREAMINGBe a conscious participant in your own mythicjourney. "In Wake tul dreaming the consciousmind receives the mythology' of the Psyche,learns new meanings and possibilities forgrowth, and then is able to change naturally inthe desired growth direction." The WakefulDreaming seminar begins Wed Oct 14th 7 00to 8 30 pm at 5735 S. Kenwood 7 sessions $70Led by Dobbi Kerman. M.A., U of C. For infocall Dobbi, 288 3706. 664 6650HOLISTIC HEALTH& VISUALIZATION_Enjoy high levels of health and well being TheHolistic Health and Visualization Workshop beings Wed. Oct. 14th 5735 S. Kenwood 8 30 10 00pm Learn about Holistic Health and designand implement your own program through useof the life style journal and visualizationWorkshop oriented to creating new patterns ofexercise, diet, stress management, mind 7sessions $70 Info & pre reg call Dobbi 2883706. 664 6650RUMMAGE SALESaturday. Sept 26, 9am 3pmHyde Park Neighborhood Club'sBusiness and Professional Auxiliary5480 Kenwood AveThe Chicago Maroon — Friday, September 25, 198)SPSSLearn to use the SPSS Statistical Package fordate analysis. Six session class begins October13. Register before October 9 at the Computation Center Business Office. For more information call 753 8420. Computer time provided.Cost: $30.COMPUTERSCOURSESAND SEMINARSThe Computation Center's class schedule forFall Quarter is now available. Courses areFortran and SPSS. Seminars are introductionsto: Computer Concepts, SuperWylbur, theDEC 20, EDIT, TELL A GRAF, DISSPLA,System 1022, the Calcomp plotter. ElectronicMail, TREATISE and SCRIPT. Pick up yourschedule at the Computation Center BusinessOffice, 5737, S. University, or call 753-8420.Seminars begin the week of October 5th.COMPUTER GRAPHICSThe Computation Center is offering the following computer graphics seminars: TELL AGRAF, Monday, October 5, 3:00-5:00 pm, Rl180, DISSPLA, Monday and Wednesday, October 12 nd 14, 3:30-5:00, Rl 180; Calcomp Plotter, Friday, October 16, 3:30-5:00, Rl 180 Allwelcome no charge. For more info, pick up aclass schedule at the Center's Business Office THE PHOENIXCheck the Phoenix first for books, records, andgames in the basement of the Reynolds Club.IM TOUCH FOOTBALLEntries due October 7, 1981. IM Office, INH 203for more details and entry forms.CALLING ALLDOCCIESDoc Films organizational meeting, October 1at 6:30 in Cobb 304. All those interested in join¬ing the group are urged to attend, returningmembers should show up.MASCULINE/FEMININEUC Extension is offering a course on the filmsof Sternberg, Mizoguchi, and Bertolucci. Classmeets every Saturday at 10 starting September26 in Cobb 425. For more information, call 753-3137.OUTING CLUBHikes, bike, canoe, spelunk, backpack, climb,raft. Do it with the Outing Club. See us a Ac¬tivities Night, come to our meeting/slide showTues., Oct 6 at 7:30 in Ida Noyes, or call MarkSpieglan (955 3290) or Jonathan Hardis (363-5269) for information.rTHEUNIVERSITY0FCHICAG0B00KST0RE YOUR ON-CAMPUSPHOTO & HI-FI CENTER(Located on the 2nd floor of the Bookstore) ~\NOW IN STOCKROLLEI AUTOFOCUS 35MM CAMERA NOTICESAME DAY FILM PROCESSING^ IN BY 9AM BACK BY 2PM ^E6 ONLY (Slides)FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN GET A FREE 8X 10 COLOR PRINTASK FOR DETAILS AT THE PHOTO DEPARTMENT lWITH THIS COUPONINFLATION FIGHTERHANIMEX AM/FM RADIO^SPECIAL $9.95^While supply last1 YOU PAY ONLY $149.95(Complete with case and flash)I WITH THIS COUPONiCOMPACTLEITZ BINOCULARS 10 year warranty8x20... Special $269.95Regular price $309.9510 x 22.. 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BWAS $74.95 NOW ONLY $59.95iWhile supply lasti970 EAST 58th STREET753-3317OPEN MON-FRI 8 AM TO 5 PM master chargeTHE INTERBANK CAROWELCOME TO YOURUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTORE}»i«Serving the Needs ofScholarship and the General ReaderIn addition to a superb literary selection, we maintain the following special collections and services:A continual, on-going sale in whichscholarly books and books which areinfluential on society will be sold at1/5th theiroriginal price.The Reference Shelf (our most recently expanded special book section).University of Chicago Press Books (the University’s own distinguished products in both hard andsoft cover).The Psychiatric Book Section (a comprehensive selection of titles in this very active area of profes¬sional literature).The “Family Affair” (including our Children’s Department and Cook Book Section — all deservingyour scholarly attention).The Special Order Department (serviced by personnel who specialize in this work).Hours for bookstore service are:Weekdays 8:00 to 5:00Saturday 9:00 to 5:00We look forward to seeing you soonStuart BrentManager(General Books)2 — The Chicago Literary Review, Orientation Issue, 1981rThe ChicagoLiteraryReviewPoetry should be great and un¬obtrusive, a thing which entersinto one’s soul, and does notstartle it or amaze it with itselfbut with its subject. How beauti¬ful are the retired flowers! howthey would lose their beautywere they to throng into thehighway crying out, “admire meI am a violet! dote upon me I ama primrose!’’—John KeatsEditor: Becky WoloshinEditorial Board: Cheryl Cook, Ann Keniston, Christopher RyanProduction and Design: Aarne EliasProduction Staff: Nadine McGannPaula Smith, Leslie Wick,Jay McKenzieCover: Daniel EmberlyAdditional Artwork: Paula Smith'Special Thanks to: Mary and Theodore Silverstein,William Veeder, Chris Isidore, and Leslie Wick.THE NEWHARPER COURTCOPY CENTERPERFORMSMIRACLESIn Class Or On Campus . . .Copies The Way You Want Them!• Class Notes• Theses & Term Papers• Activity Notices • Resumes for Interviews• Drawings & Sketches• Computer Printouts• Bulletins/Announcements* One or two sided• Minutes of Meetings • Reduction capability• Records & Transcripts • Bindery service« XEROX CORPORATIONFast, sharp, economical copies . . . from anything handwritten, typed,or printed . . . size-for-size, or in any reduction ratio ... on your choiceof colored or white paper!When you see how fast our operators turn out copies that look likeoriginals, we think you'll agree "It's a Miracle!"XEROX* COPYINGAT OUR HEAVENLY PRICE OFavfe* per copy8Vj"» 11"20* White Bond r Plus COMPLETECOMMERCIALOFFSETPRINTINGc SERVICE5210 S. 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Wilkins Page 12 Reviews by:Liz Bernstein ...Ann Keniston...,Wendy Lewis ...Kathleen MaherLinda McIntosh .Page 11.Page 11.Page 14Page 18.Page 22The Chicago Literary Review, Orientation Issue, 1981 — 3University Symphony OrchestraBarbara Schubert, ConductorUniversity Chamber OrchestraNew Music EnsembleAPPOINTMENTS MAPt ’UNIVERSITY of CHICAGO DEPARTMENT of MUSICOOODSPEED HALL * 58-f 5 SOUTH ELLIS AVENUETELEPHONE ■ 753'Ho 13 DURING BUSINESS HOURSPLANTS ALIVE!Being Chicago s first plant shop has at least given ustime to discover the sources of hundreds of kinds ofspecimen, reasonably priced plants — all the popular,easily maintained varieties, and increasing numbersof more exotic kinds — and to learn more about whatgrows and looks best in your particular kind of setting.Come in and browse, and if you are tempted to buy,you II find the prices very attractive.In Harper Court5210 Harper Ave.667-2036 10-6 except Sunday 11-5The Gift DepartmentThe University of ChicagoBookstoreWelcomes everyone back for the Fall Quarter.• T-shirts• Sweatshirts• Mugs• Ties• Scarves• Stocking caps • Mittens• Cocktail glasses• Pewter mugs• Ashtrays• Letter openers• Key rings• Umbrellas ...All with the University logo on them.It is suggested you consider these items early —prior to the Chirstmas rush. i4 — The Chicago Literary Review, Orientation Issue, 1981O Sleeper: A Prayer00HiO SWp<»i. can v'»u heai the t>iril> thrilling<»t the close of the longest day?And Sleeper, do you he.ir the outboard motorbu^mg on the distant lake7Or has the pain flown and care to dreams gone(marking the end of wakefulness)Jf he day s heat :s spent and layered cloudshave settled- oh the darkling- horizonHave you watched this ending-1Or (as I fervently wish) aie you sleeping-1Kenneth John ReinPhoto by Wayne Malouf Green beads dangle from satin ropesThe whole room is the scent of a tum-of-the-century whoreThe process of aging is quickened, so that yesterday’snewspaper is already turning yellow.A small woman surfaces from the bookshelvesI’m not sure if she’s been dusting or readingbut it doesn't really matter, because I’m quitesure she would apply the same level of concentrationto both. 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Just like her own mother beforeher, Mamie. “Breakfast is the mostimportant meal of the day’’ shewould tell Elsie.Elsie sighed and turned On herside. Another day. The windowshade was down but some lightsmade their way through. Too dark toread by. She turned on the lampnext to her bed (her mother saw toit that she had plenty of lamps soshe wouldn’t ruin her eyesight). Nowshe picked up the book and began toread. No spot in particular, justrandom pages. The page wasn’timportant. All of this book wasspeaking to her. From the momentshe had found it carelessly crouchedamong Harlequin Romances andhistory books in the bargain sectionof the bookstore, the book wasbeckoning to her. As she thumbedthrough the pages she rememberedwhat Nancy Friday had writtenabout mothers and daughters.“Every woman speaks of it. It isnot guilt. It is terror. The terror oflosing each other. It makes themcling even harder, tightens theclaustrophobia between them evenmore. In the end, the ironic truth isthat if you have the courage to leteach other go, you may be friendsfor life.’’How very, she thought, true.She turned to Chapter Six, “OurSingle Years’’.“The single years are the time tobe as experimental as possible.’’She shuffled through a few morepages. She read.“An apartment of our own givesthe illusion of separation.Emotionally, how independent arewe?’’Elsie chewed on a piece of hair.God, how should I know? I do knowone thing, though. What I have todo.She shut the book and laid it onher bed. It wasn't very light outside.She took a long shower and watchedthe drops of water skipping downher legs. She had sesame oil on herskin and when she intercepted adroplet with her finger it swervedand thinned to a skinny trickle downthe length of her thigh. For somereason Elsie was only vaguely sureof, her mother would never takeshowers after she had had theoperation. Maybe the reason wasthat she would have to look downthe length of her body. Elsieremembered looking at her mother'sbody and helping her put greasyBen Gay lotion on her broken wing(as she called it). Elsie hated thatbroken wing. She hated the textureof the chest without a breast, thefeel of the foam breast sewed to hermother’s bra. Why should her motherhave to be flat and lopsided andsick. Even now when she saw hermother’s naked torso she couldn’thelp staring, mesmerized by that chest. She remembered the mintysmell of the Ben Gay lotion, theradiation treatments in the SwedishHospital.The only thing she could be happyfor was that her mother was cured.No recurrence.She turned off the water andstepped out of the tub. Sesame seedoil, she thought, had to be thesmoothest thing she had ever felt.Well her legs felt smooth so reallythe sesame seed oil wasn’t smoothbut made her legs smooth.She wrapped a towel aroundherself and went back to herbedroom. There she lay on her bedagain. I have to get my ownapartment this summer. I have to.Something small, not expensive. Shecould be a waitress or something thissummer. There wasn’t, she thought,a way for her to go home fromcollege this summer. She neededthings. One of them was open air.Today, she was thinking, is theday to begin. It was simple. First ofall she would decide how muchmoney she could spend for rent($300.00). She would then look onall the bulletin boards she could find,buy some newspapers and pick upfree newsweeklies. If she saw anygood notices on the bulletin boardsshe would copy the phone number inher memory-jogger notebook. After this assemblage she would take thenewspapers and newsweeklies toher room and read. Cost of coursewas number one priority, and thenlocation. No downtown apartments.A campus-based apartment wasnecessary. Also a safe building.What would her mother do if shethought her only child, her daughter,was living in an apartment without asecurity system?O dear Jesus Christ how was shegoing to tell her mother.She contemplated her toenails.Dear sweet Christ why did shealways have to explain everything?Melancholy of the soul, shethought, is nonproductive. What hadshe learned from her psychologyprofessor? Constructive actionrather than destructive reaction.Now was a good a time as ever totest that theory.She dressed in jeans and asweater and grabbed an orange asshe went out to the newstandadjacent to her dorm.Claustrophobia, claustrophobia. Thewords chopped in rhythm to hersteps. She picked up the freenewsweekly and bought twonewspapers. Isolation, isolation, herheels clicked at her as she made herway up the stairs to her room.It was, she thought, time to readher horoscope. Cancer. The Moon Child. You havealways had strong intuitive powers,so if you sense an imminent andimportant change in your life, you’reright. You will redefine past goalsand feel a new surge of energy anddirection.She had to smile when she readthat about a new surge of energyand a redefinition of past goals anddirection. It reminded her, of allthings, of her mother: But this time itwas okay. She was a junior in highschool the night of the junior prom.Only she wasn’t at the prom, shewas at home crying on her bed. Shedidn’t even hear her mother come inand sit beside her and stroke herhair. When Elsie looked at her shesaw tears in her eyes. It’s okay, hermother hugged her, “why did youknow I was only asked out on a dateonce during my high school careerand it was only later that I foundout the boy who did it had tobecause he had lost a bet? Believeme, I know.” Was this the kind ofnew surge of hope her horoscopenow promised her?Ah, yes, well. She turned to theclassified ad section and laid thispage of the paper to her left. Theother want ad from the secondpaper was spread in front of her.She placed the newsweekly to herright side.My future, she thought, is here.She remembered the time her Tarotcards had been read to her. TheMagician, the person reading thecards, was sitting as she was now,cross-legged, the cards spreadbefore him. Elsie was on the otherside, watching him gather andshuffle the cards and then givingthem to her. You must, he said, touchthese cards. You must shuffle them.You must think of a question to askme. As you shuffle the cards I wantyou to shuffle the question intothem.It took her an hour to locate theapartment. She had called the phonenumber listed and asked was thisthe correct number for anadvertisement about a studioapartment. Yes. it was, and no. noone had taken it. Well I would like to jhave it then. Don’t you want to come ]and see it? Well no thank you theaddress is listed in the paper andI'm sure you live in a securebuilding. Besides it is near campusand I’m acquainted with the streetyour apartment is located at andanyway I’m not fussy. I just need asmall studio. Okay, if you say so I’llcome and sign the lease and giveyou a security deposit as soon as itis convenient for you, all right? Yes,okay, that’s fine. Next Saturday atnoon? Okay I’ll see you then. If youchange your mind once you see itthat’s all right because you haven’thad a chance to look it over. Oh nowon’t change my mind but thank youvery much and I’ll see you Saturdayat noon, all right?But oh dear Jesus Christ how wasshe going to tell her mother. MaybeDear mother:Hi! How are things goingwith you? I’m just fine. Youknow, working hard, butsurviving. I never can catchContinued, page 8The Chicago Literary Review. 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Or mail with yourcheck or money order to The University of Chicago Press, 11030 LangleyAvenue, Chicago 606288/81 up with all my work. Howare the ^chub-ettes? Is Curlystill as fat as ever? Attimes I really want Curlyand Bernard with me. Imiss them. But I don’t haveenough room for pets.How’s dad doing? Reallywell, I hope.I imagine it’s warming upthere now.Oh, mom, I was wonder¬ing, would you mind terr¬ibly if I stayed here thissummer? I could fine a niceapartment for not toomuch. I’d be safe too be¬cause Tim would come overand see me a lot. Plus Iknow how to be cautious. Iwas thinking about doing alot of reading. You thinkthis would be okay?Well, * I better be goingnow. Take care and writesoon. Bye now.Love, ElsieShe pulled the paper out of themachine and read the letter. “Oh,mom, I was wondering, would youmind terribly if I stayed here thissummer?’’ No, it wouldn’t do at all.Too casual. She scrunched the paperNo, it wouldn’t do at all.She began again.Dear Mother:Hello. The reason I’mwriting this letter to you isthat I have something veryimportant to tell you. It’simportant for me to tell youthis and I look forward toyour reactions. I’ve beenconsidering my situationand I feel it would be ad¬vantageous for me to stayon campus this summer. Ican arrange to rent anapartment in a nearbybuilding, and since I canmore than likely get a cleri¬cal job, I won’t need mone¬tary assistance from youand dad. This summer Iwould take an Englishcourse, do some volunteertutoring, work on my writ¬ing, yet still have a job. Ihope you understand myreasons for wanting to dothis and if you need furtherclarification please do nothesitate to call me. I’ll bewaiting to hear yourreply.Until then, take care andGod bless.Love, ElsiePlease do not hestiate to contactme. She loved that phrase; sheremembered every letter theirfamily lawyer wrote them concludedin the same way. “If you have anyquestions, please feel free to contactme.’’ Very reasonable, logical. Thesituation had been described, theintended action to a particularsituation had been given, andmonetary and housing obligationshad been resolved. What more couldyou ask for?She looked at the letter again. “Ihope you understand my reasons for wanting to do this.’’ More could beasked for. Reasons. Her motherwould need reasons.Well it’s like this mother. I can’ttolerate innumerable questions.Every time I go home everyone asksme too many questions. Why does itmatter if I am or am not a virgin?Why can’t I live with a roommate? Idon’t know, maybe it’s because I’man only child. I’m okay mother, I’mreally okay—I know I can come toyou if I’ve got problems, but rightnow I don’t have any problems. YesI know you love me. But I need sometime to be alone. Did I go to churchon Easter? No, I didn’t. Please. Idon’t have any answers.I really can’t tolerate any morequestions. Please. Why could no oneunderstand that her thoughts weretoo many too soon? Look. I can’t doit all. All I do is think. I am reallyquite tired of all these concerns. Whycan’t people understand? Why can’tthey see me? Why oh why must Ialways explain everything?No, this letter wouldn’t do at alleither. She hadn’t explained all thethings she should have explained.Mothers, Nancy Friday hadwritten, have said “I can understanda person needing to be alone.’’Never a daughter needing to bealone—a person.She let the paper fall to the floornext to the first letter. This, shethought, is my future. I have to do it.But dear Christ how was she goingto tell her mother.She remembered the beginning ofAstrid Tollefsen’s poem.Where do you go with yourfury,Child,When the roads are blockedwith wordsYou don’t understandand your fear is worsethan the punishmentIt was, she thought, a good poem.She looked at her hands. They hadthin fingers and no nails to speak ofbecause she bit her fingernails. Shealso bit her hangnails. She wasalways looking for a sufficientlylarge piece of nail to bite. Now shebit her right thumbnail. All of thepapers on the floor seemed so sad.She stood up and went to thewindow. Where do you go, child,when the roads are blocked withwords you don’t understand. Shelooked outside and as far as shecould see buildings of all shapes andcolors sat squat on the ground. Somewere dirty. She had alwayswondered if the tall condominiumacross from her window had weirdpeople living in it. People watchingher as she was naked and walkingaround her room, getting dressed inthe morning. The thought ratherfrightened her. Yet at times itthrilled her. She felt brazen. Shealmost liked the idea of peoplelooking at her.Perhaps she could call the floristand have them send her mother awreath of flowers for a funeral witha small note attached to it. Dearmother I am dead for the summer soyou won’t be seeing me until nextChristmas. Love, your daughter.No, better yet would be a personalappearance on the Phil DonahueContinued, page 9The Chicago Literary Review, Orientation Issue, 19814. • I»show. Today, in that wonderful cityof Denver, Colorado, we have herewith us a young college woman, MissElsie Bremmer, who has recentlywritten a book on separationanxiety, continuing in the fineexample of My Mother/My Self. Canyou help me out Miss Bremmer,exactly what is this separationanxiety you have written about?Well, you see, it is a universalphenomenon which happens betweenall mothers and daughters. Itmanifests itself most notably in thesingle years, when the daughtereither leaves home for the first timeto live by herself or goes away tocollege. Mother does not want to letdaughter go. Every woman speaksof it. It is not guilt. It is terror. Theterror of losing each other. It makesthem cling even harder, tightens theclaustrophobia between them evenmore.So, Miss Bremmer, is there asolution?Well, you see, in the end the ironictruth is that if you have the courageto let each other go, you may befriends for life.So what you seem to be saying isthat both mother and daughter mustbreak the tie in order to achieve alasting and satisfactoryrelationship?Yes, exactly.Tell me, Miss Bremmer, how hasthis worked out in your own life? Irealize this is private and reallynone of our business, but if you'dlike to share it with us why thatwould be good too.Well, you see Phil, I have failedhorribly. Why just yesterday I readin my horoscope, Moon Child, youtend to procrastinate when you haveto make a decision, but if you delaytoo long, you will miss an importantopportunity this month. Turn offyour mind and listen to your feelingsfor the answer, it said. But what canI do? This month I am supposed toenjoy great success in dealing with aproblematic relationship. But I can’teven tell my mother that I will nowbe living in an apartment instead ofgoing back home.What did you say in your heartwhen you woke up this morning,Miss Bremmer?That I knew my life had to change.And what were your thoughts?I don’t know. I always have toomany thoughts. I was thinking how Iwished that I had taken a bathinstead of a shower. I don't know.Miss Bremmer, what else?I was thinking about my mother. Iremember. I thought about thephrase “We live not with mother’sofficial declaration of confidence butwith her inarticulate fears.’’And?That I needed my own apartment.And I got one too. But dear sweetChrist how am I going to tell mymother?Elsie looked at her thumb. She hadbitten too far; it hurt.She moved away from the windowand sat on her bed. Behind everynew love is the fear of loss, Fridayhad written. We never learn there isenough to go around, enoughsuccess, enough friends, enough love.And then Tollesfen. Wh^t do you dowhen your mother misconstrues yoursincerity. So much guilt, but so muchlove.She heard late afternoon sounds. “The Way We Were”, fuzzy soundingfrom next door’s radio, Simonlamenting that one man’s ceiling isanother man’s floor. Doors closing inthe hallway, a few voices. A sirenacross town, past the window. Thewind.Elsie looked under her bed for anotebook. She opened it and read.This was something that she hadwritten:“The achievement ofindependence, the feeling that it ispossible to exist independently ofhome, mother. Every step towardsindependence is difficult because awoman has fear, fear it is a stepaway from mother, that we havelost her forever.”She closed the little book, theliberation of the human heart.Where there is love, always love.She thought of how it felt to hug hermother, such a tiny woman. Shealways hugged her gently becauseshe was so sure that she would crushher exposed ribcage if she squeezedtoo hard. She was careful not topress her body on the empty side;instead she would lean against theother small soft breast. After all,who was it that had taught herabout allowances? Her mother, ofcourse. She thought of the onephrase she most closely associatedwith her mother. “Never give up,Elsie, never.” And then, toElsie—“What must you never do?”Elsie—“Give up.” Her mother wouldlook at her and smile. What else wasbehind her mother's delicate smile?Her mother. Of course. Andstrength.Elsie remembered a story she hadjust read in a magazine. A womanwas telling her mother that she hadreamed that her mother had diedand therefore she had to pretend tobe very brave because she hadnowhere to go for Christmas orThanksgiving. Now why, the motherhad asked, did you have to do that?Well, I guess, the daughter hadanswered, I guess it’s because I loveyou.Elsie stood up and went to thewindow. She looked at everything,at nothing. Chicago was such adifferent place from where she hadgrown up. Maybe a mother’sinarticulate fears do have somebasis.She looked at the telephone andthought once more of somethingFriday had said. “Our love may bein other people. Our security is inourselves.” Who knows, perhaps hermother wouldn’t be as impermeableas her daughter gave her credit for.Anyway, Elsie smiled to herself,what must she never do? Give up.Surely she could be at least asconvincing as Nancy Friday. Shelifted the phone and began o diali her mother’s number.—Cheryl Cook Basement • Reynolds ClubMon-Fri 10 A M - 6 P.M Sat: 10 Am - 5PM^ Low, low regular pricests Always a sale happeningExpanded popular sections Expanded soundtrack selectionis Expanded Folk, Blues, and Jazz selectionis Expanded Classical selection^ WE NOW OFFER A SELECTION OFFEMINIST RECORDS^ WE NOW STOCK ROCK IMPORTLP's AND 12" 's^ WE NOW STOCK OLDIES AND IMPORT45’s ANDEP’sWe can SPECIAL ORDER anything we can get. . .including singles and imports — all at ourregular, low prices. 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(OS)Army □ Navy □ Air Force □Sex □ M □ FTHE LUTHERAN CHURCHIN HYDE PARK WELCOMES YOUAugustana Lutheran ChurchLutheran Campus Ministryat the University of Chicago5500 South Woodlawn AvenueLeroy Norquist, Vice-Pastor 493-6451Conrad Swanson, Vicar for Campus Ministry 493-6452Sermon and Eucharist - 8:30 and 10:45 a.m. SundaysSunday School and Adult Education - 9:30 a.m.Saint Gregory of Nyssa Lutheran ChurchGraham Taylor Chapel, Chicago Theological Seminary57th and UniversityBoyd Faust and Dave Meier, PastorsSermon and Eucharist -10:30 a.m. Sundays10 — The Chicago Literary Review, Orientation Issue, 1981Shawdow Train, however, the poem doesnot move between opposites but bondsthem together; once again, Ashbery at¬tempts to find a resolution in the paradoxitself. He defines the poem as a series ofcontradictions: “A deeper outside thing, adreamed role-pattern.” Here the poemcontains opposing forces, but elsewhere hedescribes it as harmonious: poetry “isclean, it's relaxing, it doesn’t squir* juiceall over.” The poem, then, claims to re¬solve a basic conflict^ but instead it reiter¬ates the complexity of the issue.If poetry is as Ashbery defines it, hispoems themselves must both embody andclarify the conflicts they describe. Stylisti¬cally, Ashbery's poems include two con¬flicting strains. In his own words, “Thepoem is concerned with language on a veryplain level.” Ashbery uses cliches and ev¬eryday phrases throughout the book. Atthe same time, his characteristic difficultymakes the poems as difficult to decipher asever. Employing pronouns with no ante¬cedents and images whose objects are am¬biguous, he “uses words as an abstractpainter uses paint,” in his own words. Thismixture of the explicit and the obscure, atits most successful, suggests emotionswithout skating them. One such poem,‘‘The Leasing of September.” ends:. .' .Will I always then returnTo the tier upon tier of cloth layeredin the closetAgainst what departure? Even a de¬parture from the normal?So we are not recognized, under themetal. But to himThe love was a solid object, like apartly unpacked trunk,As it was then, which is differentnow when remembered.At worst, Ashbery confounds images toopersonal for the reader to understandwith didactic generalizations.Shadow Train is. finally, limited by whatgives it unity. Each of these poems dealswith the same themes in the same format.The absence of sustained imagery giveseach poem a fragmented and abstractquality which is frustrating and monoton-uous. The themes with which Ashbery [deals are important and complex. The jseemingly intentional failure of his logic toreconcile these issues, combined with the jvarying success of his paradoxical style,makes the poems frustrating. Perhaps!Ashbery intends to say through is works!that these problems cannot be solved. This iis the end result, but Ashbery's poems vic¬timize the reader instead of letting him ar- [rive, through their argument and voice, at jhis conclusions.—Ann Keniston The Prime ofMuriel SparkLoitering With IntentBy Muriel SparkCoward, McCann, and GeogheganMuriel Spark’s Loitering With Intent is thestory of Fleur Talbot, an aspiring noveliston ‘‘the grubby edge of the literaryworld.” She appreciates ‘‘how wonderfulit feels to be an artist and a woman in thetwentieth century.” Unfortunately, shealso appreciates how it feels to be pressedfor money. As her creditors threaten to‘‘take further steps,” Fleur decides to takea job as a secretary.Fleur’s job with Sir Quentin Oliver's Au¬tobiographical Association begins inauspi-ciously enough. What is required of her ismerely to type what has already beenwritten about the work of the Associa¬tion's members. Because these autobio¬graphies often seem dull to Fleur, she addsideas of her own to make them more live¬ly. Explaining her motives for doing this,Fleur writes, “I had no intention of writinganything beyond what cheered up the bor¬ing parts of the job for the time being andwhat could free my imagination for mynovel Warender Chase. ''The results are far more profound thanFleur expects. As she fashions the autobio¬graphies of the Autobiographical Associa¬tion's members, she begins to mold theircharacters in real life. The members of theAssociation became more like the minorcharacters in Warender Chase and thusthey begin to bring out the sinister, mani¬pulative qualities that Sir Quentin shareswith Chase. Fleur unconsciously sensesthese changes taking place. Her suspicionsurfaces when she warns her friend Dottienot to become too deeply involved withthe Association. Asked to verbalize hermisgivings, Fleur tries to explain, “Icouldn't tell her why. I didn't know why. ..1 would be able to explain when I hadwritten a few more chapters of my novel. .Sir Quentin continues to grow more andmore like the Warender Chase of Fleur’snovel. Although he attempts to bring a suitagainst Fleur for plagiarizing both his lifeand the lives of the Association’smembers, it is clear that in reality it isthey who have stolen their lives fromFleur's creations.Muriel Spark's development of the char¬acters through Fleur Talbot's autobio¬graphy is delicate, subtle, and extremelywell balanced. The members of the Associ¬ation evolve almost imperceptably intothe characters of Warender Chase. BothFleur and the reader are surprised withthe completeness of tne metamorphosis.Fleur's cheerful optimism rings truethroughout the novel. The only time hercharacter seems weak is when she be¬comes overly sentimental. Although someof the Association's members are not quiteconvincing, the personalties of Fleur'sfriends Solly and Wally are very welldrawn. Dottie, Sir Quentin, his housekeep¬er, and his ancient mother are also wellrendered. Muriel Spark maneuvers eachof her characters into remarkably funnysituations, making many of the coinci¬dences seem truly coincidental.The bulk of the book is written in a live¬ly, unassuming tone perfectly compatiblewith the picture on the jacket. Ms. Spark,perhaps best known for her novel ThePrime of Miss Jean Brodie. laughinglylooks over the top of her glasses, wearinga silver pig on a long chain and a slightlyratty crew-necked sweater.Muriel Spark may be expressing herown opinion about her characters whenshe has Fleur write "Warender Chasenever existed, he is only some hundreds ofwords, some punctuation, sentences para¬graphs, marks on the page.” But if Ms.lSpark is disgusted with her readers forimagining the characters of her novel to be Jreal in the same way that Fleur is disgust-1ed with the readers of Warender Chase,then I think she must often find herself dis¬gusted. As "marks on a page,” Fleur, Dot-tie. and the rest are certainly skillfully ar¬ranged.—Liz BernsteinAshbery: Unresolved ContradictionsShadow TrainBy John AshberyPenguin PressShadow Train tries to define and resolvethe paradoxes which recur through JohnAshbery’s work. This attempt to reconcileappearance with being, the world with theself, and the startling with the monoton-uous controls his work. Earlier poems ex¬plore similar conflicts through specific situ¬ations as in such pieces as ‘‘Self-Portrait ina Convex” or “The Skaters.” But in Shad¬ow Train even the poems’ titles are ab¬stract. The book presents a dense and com¬plex problem; it offers a simple solution.Poetry and solitude coalesce the tenets ofthe paradox and dissolve it as they con¬tain it. Symbolically, then, Ashbery'spoems themselves attempt to make thereader explore and, finally, resolve theseconflicts. The book’s success is defined bythe credibility of its presentation and res¬olution of paradox.These fifty “sonnets” of four quatrainseach deal with the conflict between the ev¬eryday and the unique: ‘‘We knew how toget by on what comes along, but theidea/Warning, waiting there like a forest,not emptied, beckons.” These oppositescannot be broken apart or fused: “Therewas no way of passing/Between the twinpartitions that presented/A unified fa¬cade.” Ashbery’s search for unity wherehe acknowledges there can be none resultsin confusion. Unable to reconcile them, heexalts first the ordinary and then theunique; his attempts to combine the twoare simplistic or ambiguous. Thus hepraises the ordinary:. . .importance. . .is like a screen sometimes. SomanyPatterns to choose from, they thecolliding of all dispiritedIllustration on our lives that will risein its time likeTemperature, and mean us, and thenfaint away.Here the mundane is so lovely that it is for¬gotten quickly. Elsewhere, and more insis¬tently, he repudiates this view: the uniqueis lovely because it does not “faint away,”but endures: “My singular/Un-wholeness. .■ keeps (a thing) an event to me”; the poetj forgets the ordinary, but remembers what! “doesn’t fit.”While these alternatives seem mutuallyexclusive, Ashbery attempts to sketch aroute between them. People must become“aware that everything doesn’t countequally” because things themselves will not “dispell the notion of being like all theothers.” Meaning is both everyday andoutside the ordinary. The individual mustimbue meaning and morality into theworld around him; only then will be beable to give it meaning, to fit “the toomany ideas (into) a (single) landscape.”Yet Ashoery’s conclusion itself is contra¬dictory. He says explicity, in an almost cli-cheed phrase, “Why not just/Breathe inwith the courage of each day, recognizingyourself as one/Who must with difficultyget down from high places?” While he ad¬vocates living in the present, he suggestssolitude precisely because it leads to anescape from the present and to a sense ofcontinuity:(A few people) many have wonderedwhy being aloneIs the condition of happiness, thesubstanceOf the golden hints, articulation inthe hall outside,And the condition as well of usingthat knowledgeTo pleasure, always in confine¬ment?. . .we can split openthe ripe exchanges, kisses, sighs,only in unholySolitude, and sample them here.Here the reader is faced with a dilemna.Either Ashbery is unable to offer a cogent,consistent solution to his problem or elsehe does not believe his own suggestions, inwhich case he is mocking the reader. His“solution” does not resolve anything, butmocks the attempt, presenting a para¬dox.This unsatisfactory resolution extendsto Ashbery’s depiction of poetry itself. In“The Skaters” he describes a poem as“the rhythm of the series of repeatedjumps from abstract into positive andback to a slightly less diluted abstract.” InThe Chicago Literary Review, Orientation Issue, 1981 — 11East At SunsetDeliriumThe language which was my grandmother’s second tongue. The words to herwere clear and uncontrovertible, the book was dear to her. The declensionscarried her across the prairie into my grandfather’s arms. The words tormentedmy uncle by kerosene. The words my father has never seen again. The wordscarried an empire. The words crossbred and mutated and slid for a thousandyears. The words looked to me all the same. The words which were my discoursewith the dead.After Lesbia, we were doomed. My Latin professor wrote on my homeworkmaybe your grandmother would talk to you in French. My father laughed atthat. She doesn’t know French, he said. My mother said, I had a hard time withlanguages. I don’t know enough grammar. I said, 1 used to think they were easy.My grandmother smiled in her wedding picture. Grace Isobel Walker Wilkins.Cancer.I stared at the Cicero night after night. The dead don’t talk in Chicago, thoughthey do vote. No one ever listened to this speech. The periods came too late. Themystery was not solved by light nor sound, but by naming the parts. The partswere more comprehensible, but separate. The translation was helpless. Wewomen left the classroom forever. Not to marry, but to renew our nativetongues. Bitching with cigarettes and coffee. The book broke its spine. Because 1loved anger more. The night passed into day.I called my brother. Fie said, what can Latin get you? Computers can get youanywhere. I wished for an adequate curse. Fie grew tired of playingunderstanding, and left for work. I said to the pigeons across the street, isn’tanybody sorry I will never know Latin? 1 lit a cigarette. As I sat drinking instantcoffee, I saw the biggest roach in my apartment cross the carpet. Caesar I saidarc unit cnrrw? - b mmare you sorry r-K. G. Wilkins [Blackberry vines still hang across the path,thorns capped in ice. They snagyour sweater, even now, unless you take careto press them into snow as you walk.Looking behind, you see those uncertain crisscrossessnowshoes leave, heel-print mixedwith branch and thorn. The sunnuzzles down toward earthas a dog would tongue the curveunder knee or arm. The forest shoutsas if it were spring, crashing snowfrom the pines, wet, not coldon your cheeks.IIIt is always this way. You followthe hill which slopes as sensuouslyas the earth itself archestoward sun and moon. Memoriesof more pungent months floatover your eyes like unseasonable fog,which slips the snowout of its own white solidityto tumble through trees: you dreamof strawberries so small thirtywould just fill your hand, afternoonswhen you are not sure which’is louder—the din of cricketsor goldenrod so thick you can seeits perfume. You understand all thisonly slightly, as your mittened fingerswould sense a breeze without knowingits direction. This comesfrom living on a piece of landthrough seasons.IllThe sun curves gently through the sky’s edge,never overhead. You watch it paternally,yet, like a child, turn backwhen it slips below treetops.You always walk east at sunset.The sky, as thin and milkyas a porcelain bowl, seemsa thing reversed upon itself,that should not be seen. You walkbetween your own webbed tracks,dragging heels which stretchbehind your feet to make a trail of eights.When you turn to see themthey extend back and back, overthe curve of hilltop io the western sky,devouring itself in red. You hardly pause,continuing east on your own footprints.-Ann Keniston12 — The Chicago Literary Review, Orientation Issue, 1981mAnd so the sun rises to shine uponmy ancestral home. It is herethe happily distorted memories of my childhood lie.Minnesota Landscape With Farmerhe plows his fingersthrough thick yellow hair;iron clouds press againstthe field, the sprawl of crops, birches.before a rain,gathering silencewhile a worm, its windowless head sensingwater, continues to turn the earth.birds abandon dust and fly.he will shake the water offlike his dog when she sendsa voliey of shudders down her spine,then trots easily into the kitchen.—Sally Satel There is no rush to get out of bed...no rush to wash...no rush to eat.Shafts of white light draw picturesin my eyes. And once more the fly hits the window pane.1...quite alone and smiling.I slip out of bed...walking through the long deserted housenaked but for my thongs.And I unashamed and looking out the window. Who could spy me?And 1 smiling and suddenly...1...I wanting a song so, a songI sang many years ago...The words rushing through my head, gleeful elves beyond my reach!...so far beyond my reach.I no longer smiling.I so very alone.And 1? I pray.I pray there will be time enough,until time no longer matters.— Christopher Ryan Reading PoetryShould be commonplace, you say—Like cattle grazing, like a bevy of dapple-Hided heifers wading alfalfa haunchdeep,Delicately cropping new bunches of green(Poems springlike with soil on their roots)Ruminating as they laze in upcountry clover.Blowzy with sun, chewing the prickly cudUntil spittle, lustrous as jade, spins out.Yet sun downs and cows too. sated byBlossoms and bottom-heavy, prod themselvesOut of pasture and plod home unbiden, lowingTo you — nettle-tressed, moody maid — charmedBy cunning hands on their flanks.Melodious bells hung about their necks.—Margo MaxwellThe Chicago Literary Review, Orientation Issue, 1981 — 13r*Life of Jane Bowles 1A Little Original SinBy Millicent Dillon'Holt, Rinehart, and WinstonIn A Little Original Sin, Millicent Dillonattempts to presen Jane Bowled life on»two levels: First the conscious level, pres¬enting the events of her life, anecdotesconcerning her, and her letters. Then onthe psychological level, analyzing Jane’sfeelings and reactions to the events andcircumstances of her life and the relation¬ship between her life and her work. Dil¬lon’s great effort and care in presentingthe first level can be appreciated by everyinterested reader.Jane was an only child, and probablyspoiled. She had trouble with her one kneeand limped. After breaking her right leg.and then spending two years in a clinic inSwitzerland under treatment for tubercu¬losis which developed in her knee afterthis injury, she had her leg ankylosed, aprocess of bone fusion. Jane doesn’t seemto have been too self-conscious about herstiff leg. but she called herself “Crippie”.At the age of forty, Jane had a strokewhich left her vision and her verbal abilityimpaired. She spent the last four years ofher life in a clinic in Malaga, Spain. Beforeher death she converted to Catholicism.Her husband (Paul Bowles) thought thather conversion was not serious and has lefther grave, in a Catholic cemetery in Mala¬ ga, unmarked because he does not believeJane would have wanted her grave to bemarked with a cross. Jane died in 1973 atthe age of fifty-six. She had written oneshort novel, one play, a puppet play, sixcomplete short stories. She left notebookscontaining fragments and sketches formore work.On the psychological level, Ms. Dillon’sbiography of Jane Bowles is disappoint¬ing. Ms. Dillon begins by presenting theidea of Jane’s original sin having to dowith Jane’s “guilt concerning her origins\nd her originality.’’ She describes thestory of Jane’s life as “the story of theimagination as evil.’’ These ideas and thelanguage in which they are presented in¬troduce Ms. Dillon’s melodramatic attitudetowards Jane’s character which continuesthroughout the book.That Jane’s concept of sin should have todo with something that can be called origi¬nality, or her feeling that she was dif¬ferent can be recognized in the facts ofJane’s life. She connected the idea of sinwith her feeling that all of one's life isruled by fate. Sin exists on a contiuum; oneis born with it and carries it through one’slife. It continues after one is dead. She feltherself to be different because she was anonly child, because of the pain she experi¬enced with her leg, because her fatherdied when she was young, and because shewas a lesbian. As these things were herfate, the sin which might be impliedthrough them or connected to them wasalso part of her fate.Whether Jane was different, in part, be¬cause she was a lesbian or whether beingdifferent led her to lesbianism is a ques¬tion that has not been determined by ex¬planations on the psychological, biologi¬ cal, or sociological levels for any lesbian.But she was a lesbian, no matter how muchMs. Dillon tries to soften this fact by em¬phasizing Jane’s love for Paul and byquoting people who thought Jane was put¬ting on an act or who thought Jane reallywanted to be ^ conventional wife. It isdoubtful that Jane Bowles would call her¬self a lesbian and live as one if she werenot.Jane and Paul Bowles were married inFebruary of 1938. In May they went toParis on their honeymoon. But Jane‘wanted to be with friends of her own. Shewould go out to bars by herself, especiallyto a lesbian bar, the Monocle.” Paul says,“Jane and I had disagreements about hercoming in at three o’clock every morning,but with the result that she was annoyedwith me rather than repentant. . It seems Paul wanted a “simple, conven¬tional marriage,” but one imagines that hemust have known how Jane lived beforethey were married—and that she was alesbian. They had two arguments duringwhich' Paul became violent and hit her. Thesecond one was in 1940, after they hadbeen married for two years. At this pointJane ended their sexual relationship. Paulcould not talk her into changing her mind.They continued to live together off and on.When they went to Mexico just after theirdecisive argument, Jane asked a friendalong because, as she said, she didn’t wantto be alone with Paul.Jane met Helvetia Perkins in Taxco,Mexico, and in 1942 she and Helvetiastayed together in a house Paul’s familyowned. 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Dillon thentries to romanticize this “imbalance” sothat Jane can be seen as eccentric. Shedoes this partly through exaggerated psy¬chological analyses relating Jane’s realexperiences to the thoughts and experi¬ences of the characters in Jane’s works. Jane Bowles led a complicated life. Shelived in many different countries andknew many different people. She was avery good, original writer. Ms. Dillon triestoo hard, it seems, to mesh Jane’s life withher writing. There is validity in the at¬tempt, but Ms. Dillon only seems to makethe connection on a dramatic level, missingthe humorous and lighthearted qualities inboth Jane’s life and work.It is difficult to decide why Jane Bowleswrote so little. When she was 17, she toldher mother that she wanted to be a writer.Maybe it was the sort of decision oneSt. Gregory of Nyssa Lutheran ParishEucharist on Sundays at 10:00C.T.S. 5757 S. 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We have known each other nine years.And the ground is red beneath it, 1 live on this lake, buy whitefish,so bright it blurs the brush strokes. have searched hours forfossils along the northern shore.Much of its sadness is lost 1 never stay long from this town and feelin reproduction—the print is darker — the drift of absence, a longing;“the color of blood” you say.It’s much less expensivethan the real one could be. it smells of inland oceans when I am gone.Hung in the right frame We walk, clean of the dailyit will go well over the couch. patterns of speech, the functions ofadverb, noun, article.The lake pushes thick algae ashore,—Keith Tuma we speak of importance,trivialities, the coolness of water.1 have always known cycles,they are born in the lake.It is grey, green,smooth as skin.—R Kirk Make me a drive and a hurricaneSleept in a dive found someone to blameOpen your eyes kill the one you seeDammit fuck you I just want to beOpened and freeTrust in my lie it is always trueGive it a chance 'cause “you gotta be you’and listen to me.Kick a rock and talkto the chimpanzees but they’retoo smart the kangaroos swiftbut the chipmunks know howfar to go.A fool’s chance over the killcrest faceof your river's embracewith a typewriter. . or mace.Keep on trying, but you’ll never see;— me.-Martin Lazor 4*•43*4■*r*4%%b4%b4%b4b4b4%%SH44%tHyde Park Jewish Community Center1100 Hyde Park Bivd.Welcomes the University Communityto participate inJewish programmatic experiencesfor adults, youth, children,pre-schoolers, toddlersClasses begin week of Sept. 28FOR IN FORM A TION CALL 268-4600Affiliated with the Jewish Federation ofMetropolitan Chicago and supportedby the Jewish United Fund. 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The man reaches the island, theQueen of France, 142 pages later andstays only one night. He lands first on an¬other island, the Isle des Chevaliers,where the story, as it takes shape, fixeshim. He leaves the Isle des Chevalierstwice, but Tar Baby ends with him scram¬bling back to it, running along its far side,its wild side overrun with myth.As the man swims, a current catches him,pushing him off toward the horizon. Hefights the swell, then rides it until it freeshim, suddenly, before a small, anchoredboat. Here he stows away, hiding from themidwestpopulationcenterA LICENSED NON-PROFIT MEDICAL ANDCOUNSELING CENTER• Pregnancy Counseling • Abortion Services• Pregnancy Testing • Birth Control Information• Educational Services • Vasectomy Services100 E. OhioChicago. IL 60611 312-644-3410 two women on board. He glimpses a per¬fectly manicured hand reaching for a fall¬en tube of sun tan oil. He smells curry. Hehears one woman say she is never lonely,never, and the other woman ask,“Never?” in a voice tinged with envy.This is a story that ripples with anec¬dotes and fables and myths. The charac¬ters dream deep, fateful dreams full ofinner truths, revealing real life. Even thelandscape bears significance: the tropicalinsects can not sting; trees and flowersconspire against civilization as it en¬croaches; the swamp seethes with por¬tents; the moon never waxes or wanes butis always full. There is an attention to im¬agery that seems remarkable at a timewhen most celebrated novelists pay it lit¬tle heed.The state has been so masterfully set, infact, that it risks appearing overdressed.The man's name, for example, turns out tobe Son. The season is Christmas. And thetwo women return to a house known asL'Arbe de la Croix, which is consumed withpreparations for the visit of the owners’son, Michael. The household includes theone woman, Margaret, and her husband,Valerian Street, the rich, retired presidentof a candy company. Sydney Childs is theirbutler and his wife Ondine their cook. Ja-dine Childs, the supposedly never lonelyyoung woman, is Margaret and Valerian’sguest and protege. She is also Ondine andSydney’s orphaned niece, whom they havetaken as their own. The Streets’ son Mi¬chael, as it turns out, does not come forChristmas; the man, Son, does. Making theChrist reference all but inescapable, Son'sname stems from his father, called OldMan. At one point Son, who relishes andeven guards what he considers his realname, thinks to himself how he is Son, theSon of Old Man. 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Herlanguage blends rhythm and color intopatterns that shift constantly from some¬thing brilliant to something transparent.So when Jadine is on her guard with Mar¬garet at one point and envisions her“reaching out her hand and saying‘What’d ja do to yer hay-er? What’d ja doto yer hay-er?’ like white girls all over theworld...” it works. And it works againwhen 90 pages later Margaret Streetdoes and says exactly that to Jadine butwithout the accent. This little exchangerelfects so much of the action, highlightingso many intervening facets of the charac¬ters’ relationships with each other, thatthe reader can not miss the effect, thoughthe reference is incidental, even fleeting.The plot, meanwhile, bids the reader notto dally with elegant prose but to hurry upand find out what happens. Suspense, fan¬tasy and adventure figure prominently.Sexual tension—and then pleasure—runshigh. The climax comes at the Christmasdinner when the household hierarchy,headed by Valerian and thrown off-kilterby Son, suddenly topples and the ruins ex¬pose a most hideous sin.Valerian with his “head of a coin pro¬file” and “twilight eyes” begins by callingeveryone to dinner once it appears thatthe ardently awaited Michael will not ar¬rive. For once then, Sydney, “a first ratebutler” and a “Philadelphia Negro men¬tioned in the book of the same name,” eatswith his employer. Ondine, “with the dia¬dem braids,” after irritably salvaging hermistresses failed attempt at cooking theChristmas dinner, sits at the same tablewith Margaret, “the Principal Beauty ofMaine” with her “blue-if-it’s-a-boy blueeyes.” Jadine, “the copper Venus” who or¬dinarily dines with Valerian and Margaretanyway, tries her gracious best to keeppeace between her aunt and uncle, theiremployers and her patrons. But no peaceexists for the keeping.Sydney and Ondine resent Son, “thechocolate-eater,” whose smile evokes“small dark dogs galloping on silverfeet.” They consider him a “swamp nig¬ger" found hidding in Mrs. Street's bed¬room closet. They resent Valerian, who forsome reason which they can not fathomchooses to reward Son, a culprit withOuting ClubBBSFor your dental needs...Dr. George L. Walker,D.D.S., P.C.General Dentistry1623 East 55th Street752-3832Office HoursBy AppointmentCourtesy discountextended to students18 — The Chicago Literary Review, Orientation Issue, 1981dreadlock hair, for breaking and enteringhis home, stealing from the pantry andhiding among his wife's things. Valerianhas invited Son to stay in the guest room,so Sydney and Ondine must cater to him.This much, for Christmas anyway, theyhave managed to swallow. But then mid¬meal Valerian lets slip that he has firedthe two island blacks that Sydney and On¬dine thought they managed.Gideon, known to all but Son as Yard¬man, and Therese, likewise called Marybecause “all the baptised island womenhave Mary in their name,” were caughtstealing apples, which Valerian had or¬dered from the consulate so Margaretcould bake an apple pie and give her sonMichael a real old fashioned Christmas.Sydney and Ondine can barely concealtheir pique.Son, however, now clean, shaved andshorn, beautiful in one of Valerian's suits,challenges his host to a showdown. Sonclaims that Gideon and Therese are enti-itied to the apples that Valerian ordered“so his wife could play American mama.”They, Gideon and Therese, rowed the 18miles to get the apples, he says. No oneelse did. Son speaks his mind in a way noone else would dare. Tension mounts andValerian’s control over his household van¬ishes fast to nothing.The scene then shifts to New York Citywhere Son and Jadine are lovers. Dream,fable and fantasy, woven with Jadine'sand Son’s very separate pasts, play as ac¬tive a role in the city as on the island. Theirsex life takes them back to the purewonder of childhood.Fantasies, like myths, figure in the bookjust as they do outside it: confirming or re¬futing nothing, they are told and retold,outloud and in whispers. In each retellingthey weigh on the listener’s and teller’smind—as something to be dismissed or be¬lieved to one degree or another. Each char¬acter in Tar Baby carries something of themyths in his or her world. Jadine and Son’sshared world soon splits in two.Morrison gives us a vivid meeting witheach character so we have a completesense of each person’s world. The storydoes not revolve around any one charac¬ter. We do not spy on the scenes throughthe telescopic vision of a single narrator.Rather, we are drawn into the hearts andminds of each person in the book. We feel,separately and simultaneously, what eachcharacter feels—his or her complex pas¬sions, beliefs, private fantasies and vi¬sions. The transition from one world to an¬other, from Son's head to Sydney's,Gideon’s, Margaret's et al, are seamless.Tar Baby presents a continuous streamDRIVE CARS TOFLORIDA& MOST CITIES U S A.NO CHARGEAAACON AUTO TRANSPORTPHONE NOW FOR FUTURE DATESREPRESENTATIVE WANTEDON CAMPUS.CALI now: -.2 7 - C 08FDR. M.R. MASLOVOPTOMETRIST•Eye Examinations•Contact Lenses(Soft & Hard)*Ask about our annualservice agreement•Fashion Eye WEarHYDE PARKSHOPPING CENTER1510 E. 55th363-6100—ABAUSCHLOM6SOFIENS(polymacon)i Contact lenses of moral choice, but only as the charactersface and recognize it from one instance tothe next. The story itself, its balance andform, offers no pet perspective. The au¬thor remains invisible.From these moral choices follow variousrevelations. Margaret, for example,basks in freedom once her deepest secretcomes to light. It is Valerian who is stupi-fied with guilt. He castigates himself fornot knowing when “knowing was inconve¬nient or frightening.” Left limp with hor¬ror, Valerian wonders whether there is“anything so loathsome as a willfully inno¬cent man.” Ondine and Sydney resumetheir rituals. But Jadine, once their“crown,” they have come to rue. Sydneywonders whether she will even bother tobury them. Ondine wonders if more moth¬ering might have saved her, made hercare. Jadine, meanwhile jets off to Paris.Even from Son’s love, she emerges un¬scathed. For his part though, Son musthave her back at any cost.But blind Therese waives the price. Row¬ing Son back to the Isle des Chevaliers, shetakes him deliberately to the shoals, whichborder an impenetrable forest whose flooris a mire of bottomless swamp. This, com¬bined with the ghostly legend of a“hundred horsemen riding a hundredhorses” blindly over the island, Theresedecides makes a much better fate for Sonthan Jadine. For Jadine with “her dreamsof gold and cloisonne and honey coloredsilk” deserves to be forgotten. “She hasforgotten her ancient properties,”Therese whispers, leaving Son to scramblefor shore in the pitch black night.Perhaps the author agrees. For she doesgive a clue. Tar Baby is dedicated to fivewomen and each of their sisters who. thefly leaf says, always knew their true andancient properties.—Kathleen Maher We Buy and SellUsed Records1701 E. 55th Street684-3375G.W. 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Orientation Issue, 1981 — 21An Uncommon EditorMr. Commins witnessed much of the tor¬ment that “Gene" suffered from his wifeas well as from his writing. Moreover, heobserved a link between the two. O'Neil,like many of his characters, could notescape his lonely fate.After Eugene O'Neil died, Mr. Comminsturned to hard work for a refuge from hisgrief. He became friendly with other au¬thors such as W. H. Auden, Sinclair Lewisand S.N. Behrman. Mutual respect pervad¬ed all of Mr. Commins’ relationships withhis authors. Theodore Geisel (Dr. Seuss) re¬marked that “Saxe was probably the onlyeditor I ever had who ever taught me any¬thing.”Saxe Commins’ devotion to his work be¬comes poignantly clear in his journal of theweek he spent helping write Lillian Rus¬sell. When Mr. Commins arrived at the au¬thor’s house, he expected to see the fin¬ished manuscript that he was to edit. Hewas in for a surprise.To my great consternation, Idiscovered on my arrival atBryn Mawr that not only hadnot a word of the text beenwritten, but no outline had Deep Sea DiverHe mixes his ginwith his tearsand pouring hisinsides out into anunmarked toiletburying his soul intogolden waterhe tries to getback to Africathrough Lake MichiganOf course he drowns—Henry Becton Kamau seeds under snow signifythe spring likea colored patch which is likered wine and thena red cardinallife washes over the wide forests1 saw at breakfastthe fourteenth birdon the treewho scientificallyquestioned thearborization of songinto the cricket notesof a middle summernight's bedspringprojected throughthe curtains —onto motionlessmaple-leaf bridgewaysbuilt darkly upon so worthy yetpeninsular a feat thathe flew away sadly asthe edifice dissolved— Martin SerenoNo, I don’t feel too well. Myback gives me a little trouble,but not too much; mainly forthe first time in my life, I amcompletely bored, fed up, mydays are Wasted ... I stillwant what I have alwayswanted: to be free.”These glimpses into the lives of great au¬thors make a fascinating reading. Mrs.Commins constantly surprises us with ex¬citing anecdotes — even Albert Einsteinand William Faulkner converse within theWind’s Eye as in her husband’s, we sense devotion andintegrity. After we have read her book,we feel as though we have relived not onlythe experiences of a great editor, but alsothe events of an amazing period in the his¬tory of American Literature.What is an Editor? Saxe Commins at WorkBy Dorothy Comminsf University of Chicago Press (paperback)“Now, what is an editor?” asked SaxeCommins in a lecture at Columbia Universi¬ty. “To know what an editor ‘is’, it be¬comes necessary to inquire into what hehas been and what he became.” In What isan Editor? (recently issued in paperback)Dorothy Commins takes up this inquiryabout her husband. She describes howSaxe Commins left his flourishing dentalpractice to pursue a career in publishing.From 1933 to his death in 1958, Mr. Com¬mins worked as a general editor for Ran¬dom House. He edited such works as Ger¬trude Stein’s Four Saints in Three Acts,John O’Hara’s A Rage to Live, SinclairLewis' Mainstreet, Isak Dinesen’s Anec¬dotes of Destiny as well as nearly all ofWilliam Faulkner’s and Eugene O’Neill’sworks. Yet Mrs. Commins’ book is morethan a biography. At the outset she re¬veals that the book is not intended to be abiography or a scholarly account, but “aportrait of a man at work and a chronicleof an amazing period in the history ofAmerican Literature.”Within the first pages of the book wemeet not only Eugene O’Neil but also otherdistinguished authors such as James Joyce,W. H. Auden, Theodore Dreiser, GertrudeStein and William Faulkner. Mrs. Comminsrecaptures remarkable conversations andfascinating episodes from her husband’sintimate associations with his authors. Shebrings us close to the editor as well as theauthor. Mrs. Commins recalls the after¬noon that she met James Joyce and hiswife at a tea-party. At the party, one ofthe guests remarked to Mrs. Joyce: “Norathere is so much talk going on aboutUlysses. Surely the ban will have to be lift¬ed soon and Jim’s book will reach out ev¬erywhere. You must be very proud ofhim.” To which Mrs. Joyce responded: “In¬deed, I'm proud of Jim. He's a good man, avery good man, but he's got such a dirtymind.”The book steadily fascinates with con¬versations. letters and autobiographicalsketches. We learn how an author feelsabout his work and the circumstancesunder which he wrote, as well as what Mr.Commins thought of the work upon comple¬tion. In one revealing letter to Saxe Com¬mins. Eugene O'Neil writes:“Without Ending of Days,” onwhich I sweated blood, hasreached a third draft — andthere it seems likely to stopforever unfinished. It has runitself into all sorts of blindalleys and exhausted me men¬tally and physically to thepoint where I've had bad ner¬vous indigestion — a new onefor me! I am thoroughly dis¬gusted with it. For MarySix years old, and stalledwith the cattle, 1 bent downto be near their hooves,watched them making baggageof the slipshod skinsheathing them,covering the diagrammaticalcontents: heart,milk, muscle, meat.And 1 watchedbirds spiral from the beams,lean sour-wingedwith sunsetinto the slit of light that balancedover the lintel of the barn door.Framing us, it settledlike a caustic halo.been made, nor had a generaltable of contents been consi¬dered.For thirteen days Mr. Commins slaved toproduce a 75,000-word script. The “au¬thor” was of little help. After the ninthday he writes:There is a glimmer of hope forthis damned manuscript. Afterworking from three o’clockuntil five minutes ago — tenhours — on “The Way of AllFlesh,” I have completedtwenty closely-typed pages, atotal of 6,000 words, the grea¬test demonstration of logorr-hea in my experience.Characteristic of all Saxe Commins’ associ¬ations with his authors is this persistentand painstaking effort beyond the call ofduty.Early in the book one notices little sepa¬ration between Mr. Commins' job and hispersonal life. They are admirably inter¬twined. His authors became part of hisfamily, and he of theirs. They came to hishome (sharing their profound, sometimesridiculous problems. When WilliamFaulkner was notified of having won theNobel Prize, he called Saxe to complainthat he did not want to buy a suit for theoccasion. Saxe took his measurements andrented a tuxedo. “Bill” also came to Saxewith more serious problems. In a letter toSaxe, he writes:Keepers of meand of my handed-down secrecy,the cattle slowed berg-likeinto the easy heat,sleepily washed the innardislands of their cheeks, their eyesglittering with horseflies.Calves nudged the troughs,and the tongues of the mothersedged from the bales,pens, and nestsof the entrywaysand the silences.22 — The Chicago Literary Review, Orientation Issue, 1981RENT THISCOMPACT REFRIGERATORUnit contains— 2 ice cube trays— thermostat control (approx. 2 cu.ft.)FROM PLS RENTALSOrder of STUDENT ACTIVITIES NIGHTWednesday, September 30, 7-10 p.m.,Ida Noyes HallOr thru STUDENT GOVERNMENT, Ida Noyes 306, 753-3273$50 FOR ENTIRE YEARMUST BE PAID WHEN ORDEREDSponsored by Student GovernmentThe Chicago Literary Review. Orientation Issue, 1981 — 23YOURTICKETTO CHICAGO NIGHT LIFE!SCHEDULE Sponsored by the University of Chicago Student GovernmentLEAVING HYDE PARKFRIDAY A SATURDAY at 7 PMPICK UP POINTS: Burton JudsonIda NoyesReynolds ClubShoreland53rd & DorchesterLEAVING THE NORTH SIDE11 PM AND 2 AMPICK UP POINTS:Clark & FullertonWater Tower Place Get away from the gray walls and ex¬perience the glitter and glamour ofChicago's near North Side.TICKETSFARE IS $ 1.00 ONE WAYTICKETS AVAILABLE AT MAIN DESK OFBURTON JUDSONINTERNATIONAL HOUSEIDA NOYESPIERCE TOWERWOODWARD COURTSHORELANDAND THE REYNOLD'S CLUB BOX OFFICEIn 1942, the American playwright Georga S. Kaufman wrote a letter to hisadopted daughter Anne at her private girl's school, Holmquist, when he learnedthat she was considering coming to the University of Chicago:Arr IuSii t:More and more, as we inquire about the University of Chicago, it doesn't seem tobe at all the place that you would be happy in.Last night we had dinner with Edna Ferber, who spent a large hunk of her life inChicago— not, to be sure, at the University, but close enough to be familiar with it.Also she is familiar with its more recent history. It stands for exactly the kind ofthings that you hate —the things that you find so distasteful at Holmquist. Itsleadership is reactionary, and inevitably that reaction seeps down through theteaching ranks. It is a great rich institution with all the flaws and the restrictedthinking that great rich institutions are likely to have...As your mother hasalready pointed out, there would be no campus life, nothing of the atmospherethat is supposed to go with college life, and which I know you would find so con¬genial.If, on top of this, it offered certain courses in which you were passionately in¬terested, and which could be got nowhere else, then we would still think it wasright for you to go there. But it doesn't. It seems to have nothing at all to offeryou...And I forgot the Chicago weather. Simply frightful, all the time. Thatwouldn't matter either if there were compensations.What about Wisconsin, which came under discussion? It is apparantly a fineschool. I'm not trying to sell it to you —look over some others. But don't deliberate¬ly pick the worst one.My love darling.DaddyA short time later, Anne decided upon the University, Kaufman wrote her:Well, Poky, I hear you got in at Chicago, .I thought of sending you, by way ofcongr atuiation, a copy of my letter to you telling you why you shouldn't go there,but maybe you remember it. At least I have discovered how to get you to doany thing — just write a good strong letter the other way.But I'm delighted darling. Your college career will be what you yourself make it.I know you'll find friends wherever you go, and I have a hunch you re going towork. But particularly, I'm pleased because that's what you wanted. Maybe someday you can explain the Chicago Elevated System to me.And my love, in quantities.DaddyAnne, though admitted, never attended Chicago. 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Evan.ton, IL 60201 2566 N. Clark St., Chka*o. IL 60614(above County Seat)864-4441 975-1616 TheGrey City JournalSeventh IssueThe letters of George S. Kaufman aretaken from George S. Kaufman: An Inti¬mate Portrait by Howerd Teichmann(Atheneum, 1972).George S. KaufmanCONTENTSSouthside Music by Jim GuentherFor some people, there's no reason to go north at all.p. 4Courting Gentility (or, "What is this, Masterpiece The¬ater?")Yes, Court Theatre's productions are well-crafted and highlycompetent, but they're also getting less and less adventur¬ous. Will one of Chicago's best theaters avoid the path of aca¬demic congeniality and stodginess when it moves into its newbuilding? p 7Classical Music on the Quads by Denise BoneauFrom chamber music to choral music, the possibilities areendless. p. 8Movie Madness by Richard Martin and Jack HelbigWhere to go when you want to see a film. p -jqDisorientation: The Perils of Overworking by MollyMcQuadeNotes and advice on our major campus problem, now an epi¬demic, survived by our author. p 12They Laughed When I Said I Was a Socialist by Kat Grif¬fithThere isn't that much campus activism these days, but thereis a little worth looking at. p. 13Sexual Politics and the Ivory Tower by Erica RandFeminism lurks on campus pThat Certain Summer, Fall, Winter ... by Scott DennisSo you think Chicago is a straight-laced place? Thinkegain. p 16Reagan Meets the Art People, compiled by Richard Mar¬tin.Interviews with Chicago arts people on what the cutsmean. p 18Off-Loop Theater in Chicago by Alice JamesA quick look at the up-coming season. p. 19Editor: Richard KayeArt and Production: Susan FranusiakFilm Editor: Richard MartinMusic Editor: Jim GuentherProduction Staff: Nadine McGannTHE GREY CITY JOURNAL—25 SEPTEMBER 1981—3pSweet Home Chicago.Southside MusicMuddy Watersby Jim GuentherA popular conception of the South Side isof a cultural wasteland with an oasis, aminor watering hole at that, here in HydePark. After all, outside the area patrolled bythose maroon and white squad cars, there'snothing but ADC recipients, steel mills, andprojects, right? Why, if it weren't for theUniversity and the Museum of Science andIndustry, there would be no reason for evendealing with this part of town. You're likelyto get killed, aren't you?From the perspective of suburban Ameri¬ca, the University's location is a drawback.My mom thought so; “You're likely to getkilled," she worried. From anyone's per¬spective, black or white, there are somerough places down here. Teenagers withoutjobs, money, or any kind of hope for the fu¬ture are much more likely to get involved ingangs, street crime, dope, and all sorts ofother things that aren't conducive to a justsociety. One first year pre-med remarked,“The U of C would be a perfect place to go toschool if it were only in Barrington."Ever been to Barrington? It's well-to-do,white as snow, and fairly boring. Most stu¬dents think Hyde Park is boring as hell. Stu¬dent government organized a bus service totake all these bored students to the NorthSide for fun and culture. The bus is a goodthing because it really isn't too safe to takethe L back down here at night. But the atti¬tude that this part of town has nothing tooffer must go. It belongs back in Barring¬ton.This past summer, two major music fes¬tivals, Chicagofest and Jazz Comes Home'.,were happening at the same time. A com¬parison of these events is most revealing.If you're into conspicuous consumption,and what red blooded American isn't, youwould have loved Chicagofest. I must admitI was pretty taken by it myself. All thatmusic, all that food. Crowds and crowds,predominately Caucasian.One rather sussessful-looking white manwas even smoking a joint.“Hey, pass that J this way." I'm feelingfestive, so let's get communal."What the fock you think this is, Wood-stock or something. The Sixties are over,bub," he snorts. People keep telling me thatthis is 1981 and materialism is back invogue, but I never believe them.Scenes like Jazz Comes Home', at theSouth Shore Country Club on 75th St. and thelake keep my idealism alive. There wereprecious few white faces in this crowd, buteveryone was made to feel at home. Fami¬lies brought picnics and enjoyed their chick¬en and wine with great jazz and blues. Thecrowd gave a particularly enthusiastic re¬ception to a white boy that Muddy Waterscalled forth, a very white boy from Texasnamed Johnny Winter. He does have theblues, sho' 'nuff.On another day of the festival, the gods descended upon the South Side — the CountBasie Orchestra and Dizzy Gillespie with drummer Roy Haynes. Again, the crowdwas nearly all Black, and again it was awarm and hospitable gathering. This was acommunity event, as State Rep. Carol Mose-ly Braun pointed out, "a people's event." Iwas cold, but the woman behind me offeredher sweater.Dizzy Gillespie knew that this is what theBlack community is about."Look at all of us!" he exhorted. "I toldwhitey over in London that if I didn't make itto this gig, I could never show my facearound here again. But look at us! You're sobeautiful, I'm gonna start preach'n!Where's Jesse Jackson?"I was with some foreign visitors, threeGermans and a Japanese, who had been inthis country for about a week. Such a festi¬val in Europe would be sold-out quickly withtickets going for at least $20 a throw, here itwas free. Jazz, the high Afro-American art,had come home to the people who had givenbirth to it. When Diz said, "Look at all ofus," there was no reason for the white peo¬ple to feel excluded. When whites acceptBlack expression on is own terms, in its ownneighborhood, they are treated as guests.My foreign friends were particularly in¬terested in the blues, so I suggested wecheck-out the Checkerboard Lounge on 43rdand Martin Luther King Drive. It's close tothe U of C, about a $4-5 cab ride for four peo¬ple, and it's simply the best blues bar in theworld. Buddy Guy, Junior Wells, Lefty Diz,and Johnny Twist are the regulars, backedby the 43rd St. band, but anyone who's any¬thing in the blue puts in some time at theBoard.Monika is a Junior Wells fan, so I intro¬duce her to him. Yeah, Junior knows Frank¬fort, her home town; he's played there foryears. He buys us a couple rounds and talkswith us until he goes on. Junior is a shaman,a black cat show casts his spell with an in¬cantation and a wave of the hand. The bone-penetrating whine of his harp finally grabsyou and will never let you go.While the blues, an accessible form basedon a simple structure, developed here in"sweet home Chicago," another music,much more abstruse and arty, is also nativeto this part of town. A dominant force inpost-Coltraman Black art music has beenChicago's Association for the Advancementof Creative Music (AACM), out of whichhave come players like the Art Ensemble ofChicago, Chico Freeman, Air, and AnthonyBraxton.The Art Ensemble is hard to catch aroundhere; though one of their Delmark releasesis Live at Mandel Hall, these days they'retoo busy in Paris, Copenhagen, Berlin, andplaces like that. In the past fifteen yearsthey have established a reputation as thepremier avant-garde group in the jazz tradi¬tion (in the out jazz tradition, that is). Al¬though the Art Ensemble doesn't get together in the States very often, reedmanJoseph Jarman and percussionist Don Moyeare active in this neighborhood wheneverthey are free. Moye can be seen regularly atChances R in Harper Court, just off 53rd on Harper, and Jarman is heavily involved inmulti-media theatre all over the SouthSide.This weekend on Friday and Saturday,September 25 and 26, excerpts from hispiece FANFARE FOR THE NEWEXTBORN will be presented at 8:30 in the BlueGargoyle Theatre, 5655 S. University. Jar¬man describes his work as: "....the HumanSpirit Incarnating on the Earth for the pur¬pose of Self Realization...a Celebration ofBeing Alive designed to express the universality of birth and the greatness of the possi¬bility of humankind." Last December, hisLUNAR CAUSES was performed, demon¬strating Jarman's ability to juxtapose theearthly with the celestial, the mundane withthe magical.Other AACM players can be heard allaround the neighborhood and the campus atthe Blue Gargoyle, Chances R, and the Val¬halla Jazz Pub on 53rd by the Hyd.e ParkBank, and in concerts sponsored by the Chi¬cago Front for Jazz. Flautist-saxophonistHanah Jon Taylor's Odyssey Artet withpianist Soji Adebayo is a regular at the Val¬halla. Infinite Spirit Music, an ensemblethat combines the talents of reedman LightHenry Huff, Taylor, and Adebayo are inHyde Park regularly. Another band thatcomes home to Chicago is the MandingoGriot Society, with Gambian kora playerand historian Jali Foday Musa Suso.An old joke suggests that a conservative isa liberal who has been mugged. Liberalismshould not be confused with naivete: let's goskipping through Washington Park tonightthrowing daisies.While working on this story, my head got abit lost in the clouds. "I have a dream," youknow how it goes. I had stopped in on theDuSable Museum of Afro-American Historyin Washington Park, which is a reasonablysafe thing to do on a Friday afternoon. It's asmall museum with a rather nice sculpturegarden where blues concerts are sometimesheld. Inside, the exhibits are few and modest, but they certainly tell a story. And LesTreadwell will tell you all about it.When I entered the museum, Treadwellwas talking with some U of C students — thehip type, a bit punked out. They thankedhim and left. Treadwell and I went into theauditorium where a large wood carvinghung behind the podium. It was a mural ofthe history of Black-Americans from freedom in Africa through their continuing subjugation in white America, a subject thissixty year old Afro-American could speakon for days."Most people think that every Black man in Chicago is from Mississippi, but mygreat-grandfather was shoeing horses in Il¬linois when Lincoln was shot."On my grandmother's hundredth birth¬day, she got cards from President Johnson,the Governor, the Illinois Senate — she'dbeen in Illinois all her life, never went out ofthe state."We're no newcomers around here, butwe're still the last hired, first fired. I've hada discrimination suit filed against ReynoldsAluminum since 1974 for that very rea¬son."This man was not your typical tour guidewith a standard rap on the museum's exhib¬its; this man was angry. We talked, rather,he talked for over an hour about the situation in Zimbabwe where despite the newgovernment, Blacks still work under eco¬nomic slave conditions.At five the museum closes, so I thankedMr. Treadwell and walked downtown Cot¬tage Grove towards the Checkerboard. Ithought it'd be safe during the day, and besides, after talking with such a militant, Ihad such an understanding, I was so hip.At 45th and Cottage, l came across two enterprising young gentlemen. "You wannamake some money?" they asked each other.Milton Friedman would have been impressed at the efficiency of their operation.They even had an old guy working withthem, posing as a panhandler. He looked sodown and out, I smoked a cigarette with himand gave him some money. Showed myselfto be easy pickin's. So! the punks ripped meoff for twenty bucks. (A drunk who saw thewhole incident later retrieved my wallet.)From the nearest bar, I called the cops. Thefolks inside were very supportive, "It ain'tsafe for nobody around here." I was given abeer and waited for the police.They took my statement, drove me home,and gave me damn little sympathy. I didn'tdeserve it. I was a dumb ass. It is simply un¬safe to go walking in some neighborhoods.Whites and Blacks live together peacefullyin Hyde Park Kenwood, but outside thisneighborhood, as the cop told me, "yougotta be careful, little brother." Someneighborhoods are safe and some aren't. Goto the Checkerboard, it's a great place, buttake a cab.When I told the cops to take me to 54th andEllis, one commented, "Isn't that wherethey've got that new condo? 82% of the newresidents will be white. The Man be displac¬ing all the Black folk." The cop knows whathe's talking about. He knows neighbor¬hoods, and he knows and that "bad neigh¬borhood” and "Black neighborhood" arenot synonymous terms. »>.MnVmnnnOO°NewTheCourt Stud'by Becky WoloshinCourt Studio has "always been around,"explains new director Steve Schrorer, it'sjust that no one has paid much attention toit. Now that Court Theatre has moved to anew building on Ellis, Court Studio has theuse of both of the theatres located in theReynolds Club.So what is Studio Theatre? It is probablyone of the best opportunities on campus thatan inexperienced yet enthusiastic director,actor or technical person in the theater canfind. With the use of The Reynolds ClubTheatre on the third floor, including a shopfor building sets and props, plus the threequarter theatre on the first floor, as well asMr. Schrorer's capable advice, the interested but uninitiated dramatist can "put on ashow."Until now, Studio's facilities have beenused mostly by North Side directors whohave gone through the process of submittingtheir proposals and then done most of theirown casting. Mr. Schrorer has found thelack of student interest disappointing. With the hope that he can generate more studentparticipation in theatre and non-profession¬al dramatics, he has taken over the manage¬ment of Studio Theatre.If you are interested in writing or direct¬ing a play, you can submit your proposal toMr. Schrorer who will then, should he approve your proposal, offer you whateverhelp he can. Mr. Schrorer has himselfdirected and acted in many Studio productions. Aside from the shop attached to thethird floor theatre, Studio has a large stockof costumes and props available.Where Mr. Schrorer hopes to see evenmore student participation, however, is inthe actual acting and technical aspects ofStudio's productions. Until now, student at¬tendance at casting calls has been almostnon-existent. But if you are excited by thepossibility of getting involved in theater,this can be a fine way to begin. The averagerehearsal time is a month and a half. Whilethe first performance of the year has al¬ready been cast, there are four more scheduled to run, each of which needs technicalpeople and actors. For more information,all Mr. Schrorer at 753-3581. <7Announcing the opening of the campusReynolds Club 5706 S. UniversityHours:Wednesday, Sept. 23 to Friday, Oct. 28:30 am to 5 pmSaturday, Sept. 26 8:30 am to 5 pmStudent Activities NightOur annual extracurricular extravaganza! Representatives from over75 groups will be on hand to persuade you that there is a life beyondRegenstein. If your interests are political, ethnic, religious, artistic,athletic or some weird combination of all five, don’t miss it.PLUS: Student Activities will have freebies on hand to give away.Whistles and discounted Art Institute Memberships and tickets toThe Dinner Party will be on sale. All in or near Room 210.WEDNESDAY, 7 p.m. IDA NOYES HALLFlea MarketYour chance to pick up lovely home and body furnishings at desperately reducedprices. And if your home is cluttered, sign up to sell. Register in Rm. 210, IdaNoyes. A $2 fee is charged per seller.SATURDAY, OCT. 3 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. IDA NOYES PARKING LOT (if rain: IN gym)Mini-Courses“Eclectic Ed.” opens its fall session with courses in ballroom dance, populardance, rhythmic-aerobic dance, juggling, mime, and knitting. Classes are budget-priced and begin the week of Oct. 12. A brochure is available in Rm. 210.Registration - Room 210Monday, Oct. 5 and Tuesday, Oct. 6 10 a m. to 4 p.m.For students and their spousesWednesday, Oct. 6 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. and 5 to 7 p.m.For faculty, staff and their spousesThursday, Oct. 7 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.General registration.Art-To-Live-WithHang a masterpiece in your room. The collection includes works by Chagall,Picasso, Miro, Ernst, Kahn, Matta and others. Distribution for fall quarter is Oct. 16beginning at 4 p.m. Pick up number that morning beginning at 8:30 a.m. A $3.50fee is charged per painting. At Ida Noyes.DiscountsJoin the Art Institute for $9 (instead of $15).See Judy Chicago’s Dinner Party$2.50 (instead of $4). On sale in Rm. 210.Coming AttractionPhilip Glass Ensemble will be appearing in Mandel Hail Feb. 19. Glass, composerof Einstein On The Beach and the recently acclaimed Satyagraha, has beenhailed as one of the premiere modern music maters (and he’s a UC grad ). Advancetickets will go on sale in mid-October at Reynolds Club Box Office: $4 students,$7 general.Student ActivitiesRoom 210, Ida Noyes Hall, 753-35916—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—25 SEPTEMBER 1981CourtingGentility"Beware the ivy. It has the power to crum¬ble stone."Old Sayingby Bertie BirkinFinding fault with a Chicago theaterwhich is seriously engaged in an attempt atnon commercial theater of real distinctin is,given the temper of the times, rather likemistreating your last five remaining friendswhen you're located on an island populatedby cannibalistic marauders. What with thecruel economic restrictions soon to beplaced on the arts by what one critic hascalled the Reagan Office of Butchery andManglement, as well as the general culturalsleaziness of so much that passes for com¬mercial theater, it would appear better toshut up about the failings of even the moststaid of theatrical ventures. There just isn'tthat much interesting, invigorating dramaaround these days, either contemporary ortraditional or avant garde in nature, to en¬courage one to poke fun at the decent, re¬spectable performance, the show that maynot be that ambitious but which is nicely-wrought nevertheless. And what little excit¬ing theater there is somehow doesn't windup in the second city that often (certainlythere isn't a strong critical community tocultivate that kind of theater, with a criticalestablishment madeup of the consumer re¬porter critics in the daily papers and thequite possibly senile Claudia Cassidy, andnot much else). As far as most Chicago the¬ater goes, one is reminded of the story abouthow, in a roomful of blindmen, one-eyedmen are heroes. Which is why a sentimen¬tal, little play like Balm in Gilead had to be hailed as the hit of the Chicago theater sea¬son when it appeared at the Appollo Theaterthis year.The theater has always been the placewhere people have come to upgrade theircultural credentials, and no more is thismore true than at theaters which make apoint of having a repertoire of primarilyclassical works of drama. This may be why,even when Court's performances have beendeserving of a warm audience reception,I've always suspected a large element ofself-congradulation in the response. And it'sfair to say that Court has officially en¬couraged just that sort of audience reactionto its plays. Classical theater becomes away for an audience to feel good about itself.It's not too long before the way the playsthemselves are produced and designed be¬comes safe and ingratiating. What else isone to make of the introductory notes byCourt's Artistic Director in last season'shandsome program, where we learn that thereal point of performing classical drama isto have "the pleasure of seeing the pageantry of the past under the stars", as well as"to hear the poetry and see the fashions andmores of the past"? Classical theater, inthis view, ends up as a series of periodpieces, elaborately done, "historically" accurate in detail, and embalmed. But, welearn, there's more to classical drama thansimple entertainment, for "these plays withtheir classic plots of mistaken identities andsudden discoveries are classic not becausethey only provoke laughter for they also provoke thought." This classical theater stuff isnot only fun, it's good for you, too, it's nutritious. But don't get worried. "...Continue toenjoy your picnics and our plays," advisesCourt Theatre's director.All of this condescending art can be-funandedifying business would of course bealright if it stayed in the realm of publicity.But the sad part is that it hasn't. The fact isthat many of Court's recent production, regardless of the particular director, havestrived for nothing more than a very limited The new Court Theatre building at 55th and Ellishistorical authenticity and academic correctness of approach. So many of Court's recent productions, from A Doll House to AComedy of Errors to Juno and the Paycockhave often been competent, extraordinarilywell-acted, but finally disappointing in thattheir directors seemed to have no interest inmoving beyond the most literal, most realis¬tic interpretation of the dramatic material.It is as if each play, whatever its particularperiod, were given a similar treatment interms of directorial approach in style. Not afew Court plays could benefit from less exacting faithfulness to period representation.A friend of mine once observed, after seeinga recent Court production, that the directorhad gotten a lot of mileage out of havng acharacter actually roast a piece of food on afire on stage. Hadn't the theater progressedbeyond this sort of simple feat of dramaturgy, she wondered. What would have beentruly inventive, she added, was if they hadreally used the summer outdoor theater toits fullest effect. Why not produce Brecht'sGalileo, for example — outside, under thestars — where it would be appropriate? Whynot that, instead of the light, puffy summerproductions which Court seems to have fallen in love with these days?A good deal of the stuffiness which hasfound its way into Court's productions has alot to do with this theater's real setting —academia. Attempting to produce classicaltheater is an eminently worthwhile idea, butit doesn't necessarily have to mean that oneshould drag out every dusty play into production, or that one must produce that play asit was originally performed. That type ofthinking leads Court to produce fantastically suffocating shows like The Way of theWorld, or the recent exercise in academici¬sm, Fashion. Both of those shows had achance of being entertaining, at the veryleast. Unfortunately, each show had a director with far too much reverance for the playin production. In the cast of Fashion, therewas just too much dialogue that should havebeen scrapped, while a play like The Way of the World looked like a great parody of Uni¬versity theater, with the majority of the au¬dience looking as if it wanted college-creditfor staying awake (the actors, meanwhile,looked absolutely anchored to the stage incostume). Is it possible to be a university-lo¬cated theater without producing playswhich suggest a perfunctory desire to redis¬cover a classic? A number of Court endeav¬ors suggest that it is possible, but the question remains whether Court will go the wayof passed accomplishments of real merit, orthe way of the dons.Before Court became a Chicago theatricalinstitution, it had a reputation as a theaterwhich not only devoted itself to traditionaltheater, but did so with a more experimen¬tal, more risky exuberance. A little irony ofCourt's more recent dive into theatrical conservatism is that the truly exciting theater,in the Reynold's Club, however less polishedor less professionally acted, has frequentlygone on in Court Studio, that part of CourtTheater which was once known as Universi¬ty Theatre and which pretty much hasoperated without direction from CourtTheatre. It was in Court Studio that direc¬tors, some of whom were students withoutmuch theatrical experience, produced playswithout an eye to the box office, Hyde Parkpatrons of the arts, or administrative approval from the University. It was here thatwe witnessed a rather daring performanceof The Maids (executed as Genet originallywished it, with men playing the roles ofwomen), as well as some brash one-actplays and one notable Strindberg producti¬on. In no way could one say that those dra¬matic attempts matched Court Theatre'smajor productions in either polish, craftmanship, or professionalism. But one had toadmire their ambitiousness, along withtheir refreshing lack of high brow self-im¬portance.Now that Court is relocating into a larger,yet more intimate building, it is possiblethat its artistic direction will become morevisionary and not so stodgy. CertainlyCourt, because of the University's large in¬vestment in its future, could go the otherway, producing safe and immaculate classi¬cal shows like so many graduate theses. Itwould be nice to think that Court could incertain ways resemble something like theYale Repertory Theater in New Haven,which, under director Robert Brustein'smaintenance, became one of the most'preeminent and exciting theater groups in thecountry, attracting New York critics to theordinarily uneventful site of New Haven,Connecticut (Brustein, of course, had theadvantage of a drama school at Yale). Still,Court need not resemble the only other the¬ater group in New Haven, The Long WharfTheater company, which had a tendency topander its productions to the gentile tastesof New Haven's oh so staid, middle-classcommunity (Brustein once characterizedthis kind of audience as wanting theater tobe as pleasantly inoffensive as after dinnermints). And Court Theatre's directors, indeciding whether to produce enervatingclassical theater or after dinner treats,might take heart from Brustein's experi¬ence at Yale University. In his recent auto¬biographical account of his years with theYale Rep., Brustein recalls how helpfulthen acting president of Yale Hannah Graywas in overseeing the Yale Company fromafar. She appreciated the idea of theater asan experiment, wrote Brustein, and showedup at performances as well.THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—25 SEPTEMBER 1981—7tClassical Musicby Denise BoneauHandel's Messiah. The Juilliard StringQuartet. A mediaeval drama. Dvorak's 6thSymphony. Orff's Carmina Burana. Andmore. And it's all right here on campus.This year the university's musical calendaris truly spectacular, providing many di¬verse opportunities for audiences and per¬formers alike.The music department aims to involve asmany people as possible in music at the uni¬versity. Music has become a very activepart of campus life, and in fact can be con¬sidered an all-campus function and not li¬mited to the department.Music on campus has experienced a blos¬soming in the past year or so which can bepartially ascribed to the opening of two ex¬cellent facilities for the performance ofmusic. The end of 1980 saw the end of run¬down Lexington Hall (now defunct) as head-quartes of the music department. The department now resides comfortably inremodeled Goodspeed Hall in the Humani¬ties Quadrangle. A beautiful recital hall onthe fourth floor is the location of manychamber music concerts. 1981 also broughtthe opening of renovated Mandel Hall(corner of 57th and University) in a galaconcert in February. Good acoustics and amuch larger stage area benefit the manygroups that rehearse and perform there aswell as audiences. These two first-class fa¬cilities and Rockefeller Chapel provide anexcellent home for musical activities at theUniversity.For the listeners, this season in MandelHall includes two excellent series of concerts by international artists. The annualchamber music series begins on November1 with the Juilliard String Quartet performing an all-Beethoven program. On No¬vember 20, the Guarneri Quartet will pres¬ent works of Mozart, Verdi and Bartok. Tenor Robert White and Samuel Sanders atthe piano will perform on December 11 aconcert including songs of Stephen Fosterand some Irish airs. January will bring aconcert of trios and sonatas performed byGervase de Peyer, clarinet, Nobuko Imai,viola, and Veronica Jochum, piano. Finally,in the spring, the Gabrieli Quartet fromEngland will appear in a concert resche¬duled from last season.A special series presented by the musicdepartment entitled "Early Music at Man-del Hall," promises to offer great varietyand great music. The first concert will fea¬ture Sequentia on November 6. Based in Co¬logne, the group of four singers and instru¬mentalists perform music from the 12ththrough 14th centuries, both secular andsacred. Malcolm Bilson, pianist, will per¬form on November 15. Bilson is well-knownfor his performances and recordings of thelate 18th century keyboard literature on rep¬licas of late 18th century fortepianos. Thisshould be a rare opportunity to hear a liveperformance of classical piano music on theinstrument it was written for. In JanuaryThe Musicians of Swanne Alley will presenta concert of Renaissance vocal and instru¬mental music from England and Italy. Toround out the series, Ars Musica, a small ba¬roque orchestra performing on original in¬struments, will be joined by baritone Maxvan Egmond in an all-Bach concert on Feb¬ruary 1.Another series scheduled for Mandel Hallis the Contemporary Chamber Playersseries of four concerts in the winter andspring. Conducted by composer Ralph Sha-pey, the group is comprised of about 15 pro¬fessionals specializing in contemporaryworks. Programs often include one or twopieces by composers on the faculty as wellas works covering the broad range of the20th century.In addition to the concert series, the musicdepartment sponsors individual concertsand recitals. On December 7, Elsa Charles¬ton, soprano, Carole Morgan, flute, and An¬drea Swan, piano, will perform contem¬porary works in Goodspeed Recital Hall. Aconcert by the Chicago-based group, Musicof the Baroque, is being scheduled forMarch. And concert manager Zita Cogansays plans are being made for still otherfirst-class performances throughout theyear.A series of choral music is scheduled forRockefeller Chapel. The Rockefeller ChapelChoir under the direction of Rodney Wyn-koop presents at least one concert perquarter in addition to singing Sunday services. In December, the Messiah returns.An all Bach concert is planned for February, to include the Missa Brevis in A and theCoffee Cantata among others. In May theChoir will present "Music for a Royal Occasion." Along with Vivaldi's Gloria andHaydn's St. Nicolai Mass, the concert willfeature some of the music for the recentRoyal Nuptials. May will also see a perfor¬mance of Benjamin Britten's Noah's Flood,complete with a horde of school-children(the Chicago Children's Choir) and theVoice of God. Call the Rockefeller Chapelfor ticket information. University Organist Edward Mondellowill be on sabbatical during fall and winterquarters. But the University is lucky to haveWolfgang Rubsam from Northwestern,whom wynkoop describes as "phenome¬nal," as substitute service organist duringthis time.The University Chorus, directed by Rod¬ney Wynkoop will also present a series of exciting concerts. Their first performance willbe on the November 1 concert, "Elegy for aFriend," singing the "Libera me" fromVerdi's Requiem among other pieces. Plansare being made for a February "Festival ofPsalms," to include Leonard Bernstein'sChichester Psalms. In April Carl Orff's Car¬mina Burana will be performed on a pro¬gram with some of the original 13th centuryCarmina burana from which Orff drew histexts.PERFORMERS: Rodney Wynkoop is already holding auditions for the choralgroups. Auditions for the Chapel Choir willcontinue until October 6, and for the Univer¬sity Chorus until October 13. Call the Chapelat 753 3383 to arrange for an audition for ei¬ther group.The University Chorus auditions, saysWynkoop, "should not be intimidating." Heviews the auditions as a chance to hear peopie individually and to be able to judge theirprogress throughout the year. Basic skillswill be stressed in rehearsals early in theyear to get performers with different musi¬cal backgrounds on more equal footing.The Rockefeller Chapel Choir is a profes¬sional group with only a few openings, butstudents are welcome to audition. The instrumental organizations of theUniversity — the University Symphony Or¬chestra and a brand new Chamber Orches¬tra — are planning an expanded season. In¬stead of scheduling one major performanceat the end of each quarter as in the past,Barbara Schubert, Director of InstrumentalMusic and conductor of the symphony, hascome up with a "sensibly balanced" calen¬dar with concerts spread over the course ofthe year. For the Symphony this means atotal of five concerts, including two in con¬junction with the University Chorus. TheSymphony will first appear on November 1in the annual "Elegy for a Friend" concert,performing Ravel's "Pavane pour une In¬fante Defunte" and, with the UniversityChorus, the "Libera me" from Verdi's Requiem. The Symphony's own concert will bein December, featuring Weber's OberonOverture, Roy Harris' 3rd Symphony andDvorak's 6th Symphony. The final detailshave not been drawn for the concerts laterin the year, but Barbara Schubert says it issafe to say we can count on a lot of Stravinsky in the air in honor of the Stravinskycentennial.With a new conception and a new conductor, the University Chamber Orchestra islooking eagerly to the future. As conductorPeter Jaffe explains, "This group will beprimarily a string orchestra performingmostly baroque and classical works, andsome contemporary pieces. With strongplayers, I see it as possibly becoming a 'Solisti di University of Chicago.' "The group will play a series of concertsthis year including a concerto concert in theClassicalMusicChamberMusicOrchestraChorus*(excerpts from legends ofthe Famaya Kings)'THutti^ttecUA 'Dtuice, H&eotnemusic & choreography byfateful fat****with Eve Jorjorian & Anthony Roberts, Dancers7*1 S*t 25/26 Sefit. Z 30 *4rfanyatfU 5655 TitUwtdifyFunded in part by grants from City An & the Illinois Ads Council STUDENT SPECIALDon’t Live In An Animal house...Let Us Tame Your Home this semester!!!* Four-month Lease „ ,• Purchase Option Plan , _ .• Immediate DeliveryPlease Come By and Visit Our Beautiful ShowroomGeneral Furniture Leasing5151 Keystone Ct.Rolling Meadows, Ill. 60008312-394-81108—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL-25 SEPTEMBER 1981on Campusearly spring featuring the winner of thiswinter's upcoming concerto competition.The program has not been set definitely forthe fall concert, but Jaffe says there will"almost definitely" be a Corelli concertogrosso programmed. Winds may occasion¬ally be added for the performance of earlyHaydn and Mozart symphonies.The University Woodwind and Brass En¬sembles are drawn from the Symphony andfrequently perform on the Noontime Con¬cert series, and do 20th century works on theNew Music Ensemble concerts, as will thenew Chamber Orchestra.The New Music Ensemble is a core groupof university players interested in perform¬ing and promoting 20th century music. Alltypes of contemporary music are per¬formed, and the group provides an opportu¬nity for the performance of works by compo¬sition students. The New Music Ensemblepresents a concert series of three or moreconcerts in Goodspeed Recital Hall duringthe course of the year.PERFORMERS: Auditions for the Uni¬versity Symphony, Chamber Orchestra,Woodwind, Brass, and New Music Ensem¬bles, will be held jointly October 1-5, and willbe conducted by Barbara Schubert andPeter Jaffe. You will audition only once,even if you wish to play in more than one ofthese organizations. Inform Schubert ofyour interests during the audition. For audi¬tion sign-up information, call the music de¬partment at 753-2613, or come to the depart¬ment office on the third floor of Goodspeed.Auditionees should come prepared with asolo or orchestral excerpt, and expect tosightread a passage from the orchestralrepertoire. Rehearsals of the Symphony,Chamber Orchestra and New Music Ensem¬bles are held once a week on Wednesdays,Mondays, and Thursdays respectively.Extra rehearsals are scheduled during theweek prior to a concert.The University of Chicago Collegium Mu-sicum, directed by Howard Mayer Brown, isa group of vocalists and instrumentalists de¬ voted to the performance of renaissance,mediaeval, and very early baroque music.Each quarter they present a concert ofvocal music interspersed with instrumentalmusic. This year, a mediaeval drama, theRomance de Guillaume de Dole, will be per¬formed as a part of the Collegium's concertseason. From a 13th century manuscript,the music has been edited by Maria Fowler,last year a visiting professor. Performanceswill be November 20, 21, 27 and 28. In its fallconcert, the Collegium will perform vocalworks of Josquin and Senfl among manyothers, and renaissance instrumental ense¬mble music as yet unannounced.PERFORMERS: Interested singers andplayers of ancient instruments should callthe music department for more informa¬tion. Auditions will be held October 5-7.Rodney Wynkoop, director of choralmusic, along with Barbara Schubert, hasalso planned a series of choral Sing Alongswith the University-affiliated choruses andSymphony. The public is invited to sing (orlisten to) Mozart's Coronation Mass on Oc¬tober 4 at 3:00 pm. Vivaldi's Gloria is scheduled for January, and Mozart's Requiemfor April.A very popular series beginning its thirdyear is the Noontime Concert series now inGoodspeed Recital Hall. These concerts arejhort, fairly informal chamber music con¬certs every Thursday at 12:15. Students andmembers of the University community per¬form a wide range of repertoire in a varietyof groups. This season opens on October 8with a solo harpsichord recital by Tom Mac-Cracken, followed the next week by the BonTempo singers performing Renaissancevocal music. Scheduled later in the quarterare a solo piano recital, a program of con¬temporary flute and piano music amongothers. And for the first time on this series,an Irish folk group will present traditionalIrish music on November 19. It used to becustomary for audiences to bring theirlunches to these concerts when they wereheld in Reynolds Club lounge. In Goodspeed,Goodspeed Hall Ensemble Practice Room Rodney Wynkoopaudiences consume their lunches in the adjoining lounge. The popularity of this seriesamong performers and audiences hasbrought up the possibility of its expansionand there may be even more of these type ofconcerts in the future.PERFORMERS: Grad student LindaAustern, coordinator of the Noontime Con¬certs, terms the series, "the biggest performance outlet on campus for student groupsthat meet informally." Participation is notlimited to students but is open to membersof the Univesity community. Groups wish¬ing to perform are welcome to contact themusic department at 753-2613 for more in¬formation and scheduling. Fall quarter performances are completely booked andwinter quarter is filling up fast.Another student chamber series will beheld in Goodspeed Recital Hall. Organizedby pianist David Cates, a recent graduate ofthe College, and coached by composer andpianist Easley Blackwood, this is a series oftwo short concerts per quarter at 4:15 in theafternoon. The members perform in themore unusual chamber combinations suchas piano trio, quartet and quintet, and avoidthe string quartet because there are severalsuccessful string quartets on campus."We focus on the classiest parts of the rep¬ertoire," says Blackwood. "Haydn, Mozart,Beethoven, Schubert, Schumann andBrahms. Let's see, did I get them all?"Blackwood mentioned that he would liketo see some Beethoven violin or cello sonatas performed on this series and also mentioned Brahms' Horn Trio and G minorpiano quartet as possibilities.PERFORMERS: Good violinists areespecially needed. Contact Easley Blackwood or David Cates.Besides offering performance opportunities to students, the music department alsoprovides a place for improvement and canprovide the means. Locked practice roomsare available during office hours simply byexchanging a validated ID for a key at thedepartment office. In addition, the musicdepartment offers the Swift Stipend, schol¬arship assistance to help defray the cost ofmusic lessons. Auditions for the Swift Sti¬pend are open not only to students partici¬ pating in the University Musical Organiza¬tions. More information can be obtainedfrom the department office.Many people seem surprised at the wealthand range of musical opportunities at theUnivesity. There is no conservatory at thisUniversity, and there are no students ma¬joring in violin or flute as at some otherschools. But performances can be more exciting when the players are working atmusic for their own personal satisfaction.Thus, both the audiences and the perform¬ers are served well by the varied opportuni¬ties offered.Other information the new classical lis¬tener in Chicago will find helpful.• WFMT 98.7 FM. Radio Station playingmostly classical music. Exceptions are theStuds Terkel show (weekdays, 10 am), theMidnight Special (folk, comedy, variety,-Saturday nights 10:30 - 1). Program guide inChicago Magazine.• WNIB 97.1 FM. Lower budget radiostation playing classical music, some syndi¬cated shows like Karl Haas.• WHPK Channel 11. Chicago's PublicBroadcasting television station. Good classical programming, many simulcasts withWFMT.• Chicago Magazine Phone 751-7111. Thebest way to find out about cultural happenings in Chicago. Also restaurant guide.Monthly.• Chicago Symphony Phone: 435 8122.Needs no explanation University Nightseries on Wednesday nights.• Lyric Opera Phone: 346-6111. This seasort to include L'Elisir d'Amore, Samsonand Delilah, Ariadne auf Naxos, etc.• Allied Arts Association Phone:782-6094. Piano Series, Folk Festival SeriesSpecial Attractions.• Auditorium Theatre Phone: 922-21 10.Lively Arts Series find, preservation HallJazz Band), Gold Curtain Series (incl.Dame Janet Baker, Isaac Stern), DanceSeries (Joffrey Ballet, Alvin Ailey, PaulT aylor)• Dame Myra Hess Memorial Con¬certs Chicagio Public Library CulturalCenter. Free chamber concerts on Wednes¬days at noon. Also broadcast by WFMT.f ToatScii 0xcoicntU Utur The Student Schools CommitteeFirst meeting for the 1981-82 year will be on TUESDAY, OCT. 6that 7:30 pm in the IDA NOYES LIBRARY.Old & new members are invited to come share inrefreshments and other official business. cfwTualtincat lexco-"THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—25 SEPTEMBER 1981 — 9FilmCinemaMoviesFi ImCinemaMoviesby Richard Martin and Jack HelbigAlthough Chicago has self-consciouslydubbed itself The Second City, when itcomes to movies it's more like third orfourth. Compared to other American citiesof similar size and fame, such as New York,Los Angeles, or even San Francisco, Chica¬go doesn't have a great variety of films.Ironically Chicago was a pioneer city forfilm: Essanay Studios in Uptown producedsome of Chaplin's early films. But long,harsh winters coupled with Chicago's intel¬lectual and commercial climate drove thefilm industry out before the end of WorldWar I. Although film production has neverreturned in full force, there is a sizeable mi¬nority of Chicagoans who appreciate films,take Dave Kehr of The Reader somewhatseriously, and who read Siskel and Ebertonly for amusement. Without this minoritysuch film organizations as the Film Centerat The Art Institute of Chicago, ChicagoFilmmakers, and the U. of C.'s own DOCFilms would not exist and Chicago wouldiust be another St. Louis.What follows is a consumer's guide to Chi¬cago's revival, foreign, and art film theaters.The Documentary Film Group (DOC Films)Cobb Hall's Quantrell Auditorium, 5811 S.Ellis Ave. 753 2898.The oldest student-run film society inAmerica, DOC is also one of Chicago's bestmovie buys: Regular admission is only SI.50on weeknights and $2 on weekends, and anAssociate Membership ($12 per quarter)admits members to all 90 DOC features.Regular Members (projectionists, ticket-takers, publicity people, etc.) are always indemand and, in addition to free admission to all films, receive special privileges notavailable to Associate Members. DOCschedules two or three series each quarter,concentrating on a particular genre ordirector. In conjunction with these series,DOC also invites various film scholars, crit¬ics, and directors to lecture on campus. Inorder to support its habit of obscure cinema¬tic oddities and established classics, DOCreserves the weekends for the more popularand profitable recent Hollywood releases.Despite its convenient location, bon marche,and interesting selection of films, DOCFilm's facilities are less than ideal: theseating in Quantrell, designed for lectures,not films, is inadequate; the movie screen,though recently enlarged, too small forsome films; and the sound system a bit ar¬chaic. Also, because most of the projection¬ists are student volunteers, screenings aresometimes marred by inconsistent focusand sound and occasional reel fuck-ups.Watch for DOC's annual Spring Previews, athree day festival of lesser known and for¬gotten film classics.Law School Films U. of C. Law School Audi¬torium, 1111 E. 60th St.U. of C. "other" film society almost exclu¬sively features American films from thelate 30's to the early 50's, "Hollywood'sGolden Age." These films hardly vary fromyear to year, and films missed in your firstyear will be available in your second andthird year as well. These comfortable clas¬sics are eulogized about four times a week inthe confortable LSF auditorium and allfilms are preceded by a cartoon. LSF alsoinvites several big-name, aging directors todiscuss their films. LSF will be sponsoringseveral recent Hollywood releases withDOC to be screened in Mandell Hall. Admis¬ sion is $2.50 and a quarter's pass is $5.50. Agreat place to take your parents, or a con¬servative date.The Hyde Park Theatre 5238 S. Harper Ave.667-3939.Watching a film at The Hyde Park is anexperience in itself. With an audience con¬sisting primarily of screaming babies, snor¬ing drunks, projectionists who blast theirradios during screenings, and occasionalrats, The Hyde Park Theatre is the closestapproximation to Times Square in HydePark. Admission never excedes $2.50; $1.50before 6 p.m. on weeknights and before 2p.m. on weekends. The selection consists of The Hyde Park Movie Theatercheap horror and action flicks, with occasional popular recent releases.Film Center The School of the Art Instituteof Chicago, Columbus Dr. at Jackson Blvd.443 373 (Take either the Jeffery Express orthe I.C. to Jackson. •Featuring an array of foreign producti¬ons, independent works, and film classics,the Film Center offers Chicago's most consistently intelligent and provocative selection of films. In addition to an extensive bi¬monthly schedule, the Film Center alsoprovides informative program notes witheach screening. Because of its associationwith The Museum of the Art Institute, theFilmCinemaMoviesFilmCinemaMoviesFilmCRockefeller Memorial ChapelSeth and Wood lawn AvenueSunday, October 4thA Sunday AfternoonOn the Chapel’sGrande PlotteFeaturing a Potpourri of EndeavorsDesigned to Tease the Imagination & Please the PalateSponsored by the University Campus Ministers &Rockefeller Memorial ChapelBernard O. Brown, DeanSfcOO a.m. Ecumenical Service of Holy Communion11:00 a.m. University Religious ServiceBernard O. Brown, Dean of the Chapel, preaching12:30 p.m. Luncheon on the LawnOpen to everyone—No ticket necessary1:30 p.m. A Musical Interlude2:00 pjn. Symposium on the Place of Faith and Religious Culture ine University EducationWaicome by Hanna H. Gray, President of the UniversityKeynote Speaker: Martin Marty, Fairfax M. Cone DistinguishedService Professor, the Divinity School, speaking on God Ad¬dressed. God Expressed: Campus Religion 1981”Respondents: ira Katz nelson, Chairman and Professor, Dept of Po¬litical Science, and Professor in the College, and Peter Dembowski.Chairman and Professor, Dept, of Romance Languages and Litera¬ture, and Professor in the College3:00 p.m. Sing-Along: Mozart's Coronation Mass, under the direction ofRodney Wynkoop. Director of Music, Rockefeller Chapel5:00 p.m. Open House and Dinner at the University Religious Cen¬ters. Augustana Lutheran Church, Bishop Brent House (Anglican),The Blue Gargoyle (United Church of Christ and Disciples of Christ),Calvert House (Roman Catholic), Hillel House (Jewish), and theMethodist Parsonage will be serving dinner for entering studentsThe luncheon and symposium will be held at the northwest corner ofthe Chapel. In case of rain, they will be moved to Ida Noyes Hall, im¬mediately east of the Chapel. Harried? Hassled? Horrified?Betrayed or Bewildered?We Solve Your ProblemsHousing, academic, red-tape, financialaid and many moreVISIT THESTUDENTOMBUDSPERSONJane RedfernReynolds Club 204Mon. - Fri. 8:30 - 5:00753-420610—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL-25 SEPTEMBER 1981Center has access to an extensive film ar¬chive. And as a result, the Film Center assumes a museum like attitude toward itsfilms, paying closer attention than most the¬aters to projection and print quality. Filmsare screened six days a week in a comfort¬able, though limited theater (approximately250 seats). Admission is $2.50 except doublefeatures which are $3.50. Also, if you're anearly-riser film enthusiast, the Film Centeroffers free screenings selected from its col¬lection of underground and independentfilms every Tuesday at 9 a.m. Full and halfyear subscriptions are available.Chicago Filmmakers. 6 West Hubbard329 0854. (Take the Jeffrey Express, #6, toState and Lake. Walk three blocks north toHubbard.)Chicago Filmmakers screens the widestselection of films in Chicago. More daringthan Facets, more political than the Park¬way, CF should be attended by anyone interested in anything other than "Hollywood"films. CF specializes in short independentfeatures, and in subject matter avoided bylarge movie houses. Last Spring CF hostedthe Chicago Gay Film Festival, and this Autumn is highlighted by a history of womenfilmmakers. The screening facilities at 6West Hubbard have the charm of a barelyfurnished loft, but the sound quality is goodand the projectionist unusually competent.Chicago Filmmakers is also very careful togse high quality prints in their shows, reason enough to see the films at Chicago Film¬makers. CF is also one of the few placeswhich show films by contemporary Chicagofilmmakers. (Anyone interested in filmmaking should definitely see these films.)Ticket prices: $2.50, $2 for members.The Parkway. Clark and Diversy. 929 9555(Take the Jeffrey Express or Hyde Park-Drexel to Michigan and Madison. Walkthree blocks west to Dearborn and take theClark Street bus North to Diversey).Almost every city in the country has a repertory moviehouse specializing in showing adifferent double feature every night. Well,MoviesFilmTurn to p5 21.CalculatorDecision-MakingSourcebookTexas Instrumentsadvanced slide rulecalculator with programmability$4000The University of ChicagoBookstoreCalculator Department(Second Floor)970 East 58th Street753-3303 i couponSpin-it1444 E. 57th St.684-1505mSpin-it now, Spin-it later, but SpinMICK FLEETWOOD iTHE VISITORSpring into Fall at Spin-itwith a Sale on these L.P.’s$5.99nest $5.99EXTRA SPECIAL OFFERThis coupon good for $1.00 off any item priced $2.99or higher. Limit one item per coupon. Sale items excluded.Good thru Oct. 4. 1981.$5.99$5.99RCJl;:Records and TapesSale ends Oct 4 1981Spin-it is a full line record store.couponTHE GREY CITY JOURNAL-25 SEPTEMBER 1981-11•iiiiiiiiiuiiliililiuriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiHniimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiHiiiiiiiiiMiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiHiiuiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiMiUHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiriiiby Molly McQuadeIt seemed that the short, stocky, curly-haired man could have tamed (with hispaws) any computer going. For the past fewminutes, though, he had paced the second-floor computer room in Regenstein as ifdeeply perplexed. It was January, late atnight. Shaggy heads dangled over key¬boards. The electronic music of the spheresprogressed, fluttered, and flattened out. Inthe midst of a resurgent clattering, the manceased pacing, turned to a friend at anearby console, and announced:"I haven't had a vacation in two years."The man then looked surprised, as thoughhe hadn't expected to uncover this fact at allduring his dive to the unconscious. But hesurfaced, and added:"Each time there's been a vacation I'vebeen either studying or working."His friend didn't answer him. Perhaps noanswer was called for. Perhaps both wereequally overworked and complained often.For the rest of us in the computer room,though, the drama of the question was notsettled, and luckily the monologue contin¬ued, as if to placate us.Why hadn't he had a vacation? Because,the man explained — doubtless his friendhad heard all this before — he was pre-med,and had embarked on an interminable inter¬disciplinary major which involved simulta¬neous dedication to accounting, computertechnology, metaphysics, Spanish, and theniceties of his stock science requirements.The major was of his own making and de¬signed to pitch him headlong into the profes¬sion he had chosen at age six. Bouncy and alittle overbearing, this man prowled thecomputer room on such nights as part of hislife's plan, treading on print-outs and tapes,and offering his services to those of us withless know-how and even less purpose."Anybody need help?" he asked now, hav¬ing finished the recitation of his woes.Silence, except for the sighing of the ma¬chines. Pasty-faced solipsists, we knew towhom we wouldn't talk. Speaking for my¬self, it was a bitter night, and for others itwas worse — locked into the futilities of textediting and data analysis, and class in themorning at nine, they didn't need to be re¬minded of their burdens or to find that theirburdens — and expertise — were surpassed.Vacation (Christmas) has ended; and thelong grind to spring had begun; nobody wasfeeling very cheerful. No one needed thisprince charming of the academic/medicalfor adages, dirigibles, marmalade or spiri¬tual solace.But he wouldn't go away, because hegloried in his overwork and his efficiency, inhis immaculate, single-minded devotion tothe dignified and the dull. When I left at12:30 p.m. he was there still, helping an ex¬hausted neophyte who had forgotten how to"log off," his plump fingers racing and hisbrain cells abristle: a fibrous and indefati¬gable student at the University of Chicago.It is difficult to say anything about"work" without becoming trite, flip or toovirtuous. Work is necessary, it's healthful,expeditious and habitual; lucrative or not;sometimes joyful; more often, routine. Itdoesn't seem to be a thing that one canchoose or disregard for very long before itbecomes despotic. Work can originate as aresponse to deficiencies in one's amuse¬ments, or to deficiencies in oneself; it canfill in the blanks of one's intentions or resultfrom intentions that are fully filled-in.But, whatever my fluency in cliches, I hadnever given much thought to work untilquite recently. To me "work" had not meantlabor, but activity, neither happy nor un¬happy, free nor unfree. It had made no senseto me to ask what work was; there were onlydifferent kinds of work. Some were preferr-able to others, certainly, but the wide rangeof "things to do," and the possibility ofswitching from thing to thing on impulse,made work seem both substantial and lively— a good hobby to take up.However, current experience argues theopposite, or at least, advises restraint wherework is concerned. Not everybody thriveson a pre-med regimen, and not everyoneshould submit to one. It can be destructiveto one's aims to work too hard or at toomany things at once. Some of the best ideas,in fact, come not with work but, unexpected¬ly, without it; certainly, not all success can be willed. This is not meant as a rejection ofpurposefulness, planning, discipline, orstick-to-it-iveness, but rather as a warning:when carried too far such virtues becomeperilous, and will only get you into trouble.They will make you seem, to your mastersand your servants, anything but hard-work¬ing.Too much responsibility — the sense of alife ruled by obligation — will drive the per¬son living the life to flee it. But if he can'tflee it, various tics set in:Worrying: Worrying replaces the work athand, and excuses you from doing it. Worry¬ing also anticipates the deluges of unknownand unassigned future work which you can¬not possible take in hand yet, persuadingyou that all effort is pointless and that youshould submit to imminent failure and per¬manent hopelessness. Worrying creates anintense feeling of helplessness, and is exem¬plified and saluted in countless faces on theQuads.Anti-Socialness. How could your friendspossibly help you? They are just as over¬worked as you are yourself. If you call them,they're crabby and plaintive and won'tcome out of their rooms. Or they're "onschedule" at Regenstein. Even if they don'thave homework to hand in, they know theywill soon, and in excesses of propriety andanxiety deny your enumerated sorrows andturn down your invitations to "go out andhave fun."Hunger. It doesn't matter what orwhether you eat, especially not if everythingtastes as though it has been innoculatedagainst your tongue. Meals are nought butanother duty, and should be shirked. Evensnacks are too difficult. Cheese rinds collectin the refrigerator as if to convince you ofthis. Worms float on the top of the lemonade.When you boil water for tea, it smells funny.None of the campus eateries tempt you an¬ymore. You begin to gnaw, instead, on thewire bindings of your spiral notebooks, andyou skin takes on a shallow and dusty look.A/ladness. This is the easiest malady tospot, and it is appalling to realize how wide¬spread it is at any time of the quarter oryear.Once, looking out of my third-floor win¬dow onto Dorchester, I saw one of myfriends making his way toward 57th Street.But at first I didn't recognize him. It wasn'tjust the strange "flasher's" raincoat all atodds with his personality, flopping andtwisting over his diminutive figure; itwasn't, either, his wildly unkept hair thatgave me pause. What struck me about Mattwas his weirdly furtive and hunted air. Hekept turning around abruptly and peeringbehind himself down the block, as thoughchased by a dreaded authority or a toweringhorse-chestnut. His eyes (even from myvantage point) bulged out of his head. Heseemed beset by indecisiveness; he keptstopping short to make heated examinationsof his inner state. Something terrified him.Probably he was concerned about an up¬coming exam.It is easy to be pat about the necessity ofnot giving up peace of mind to responsibili¬ties, but some portion of peace of mindusually is given up. In the middle of plan¬ning the following week, you forget whatweek you're in. As well as appointments, as¬signments, and dull chores, you enter everyforseeable spontaneity onto your list, tight¬ening the cord of the noose which others —you think — have fastened around yourneck. The moment — and its possibilities —slides by, and you have missed out on tem¬porary but exhilarating forms of escapefrom your daily yoke.The yoke, rarely lifted, is what causessuch distress. Work itself doesn't.Such a brief survey of the drawbacks ofttJIHl Th© P^r/,s of Qbetween the two may not come easily.In a neighborhood where accomplishmentof a certain kind matters immensely, it isfrequently more challenging to stop workingthan to start. Drudgery and over-extensioncome naturally. I know this myself. Duringa recent spring, I thought nothing of signingup for five courses (two were science), finishing an incomplete, handing in two B.A.projects, and working ten to thirty hours aweek. But this was a mistake, as I realizedby the end of the stint. Ordeals may not doyou in, but they often aren't as morallybracing as you might expect, and are nooverwork may not make it seem exception¬ally unpleasant. Couldn't idleness be worse?or boredom? even more discomfiting thanexcessive ambitions? I don't think so. Youneed not choose one over the other, need norbe either "too busy" or unoccupied alto =gether as the alternative. But the balance guarantee of greater incredments of honoror satisfaction to be gained on your part.To appreciate what no one planned for andwhat doesn’t obviously "fit in" with yourgoals; to think of your habitat, no1 only ofyourself; to quit feeling "driven-and intense" because you worry that you won'tmeasure up — these are the worthy goals, inor out of Hyde Park.—And in the computer room, too. Theother evening I went back there, and found afar better scenario than before: Dr. Workhorse had left, and in his place were a coupleof new technicians, very relaxed. TheyaiiiiiiiiiitiiiiKiiiiiiiiiiiifiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiimiiiiuiiiuiKiUKiii'Looking at the U of C student body today,it is sometimes difficult to believe that thecampus was once considered a hotbed ofradicals. Last year probably more studentsagitated for longer library hours than forUnivers ty divestiture in South Africa, andas many people wore SPQR (Society for the Preservation of Quiet in Regenstein) but¬tons as anti-draft buttons. And while thenumber of social and athletic clubsmushroomed, the number of active politicalorganizations stayed roughly the same.It is all too easy to conclude that somewhere along the line students have becomemore self-centered and callous to the problems of the world, that the students of the60's had a greater social conscience than wedo. Perhaps there is a degree of truth tothis; maybe we are more career-oriented,and less concerned with social activismthan our counterparts of 15 years ago. Certainly, it is doubtful that we could todaymuster much support for a sit-in at the Ad¬ministration Building like the one that oc-12—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL-25 SEPTEMBER 1981§ vio,ation °* *he spirit of the academy;" pre- ministration felt it was none of their busi- today do not focus their attention on the ad-w°rH*know who they are. Their work came sec-]ond. She leaned her head on his shoulder*;and he put his hand on her knee, as thetfjwatched the minute electronic explosions orfthe screen: a scaled down, end of the-sum-mer fireworks display.curred in 1962. That event was initiateed bya local chapter of CORE (Congress on Ra¬cial Equality), and lasted over two weeks;at least at the beginning, it enjoyed quitewidespread support. The issue was rentalpolicy in buildings owned by the University,and rented to people other than students,faculty, or staff. CORE charged that U of Cofficials were refusing to rent vacant apart¬ments in1 certain buildings to blacks, butwere willing to rent the apartments towhites. The University admitted that thiswas true, and explained that given thetemper of the lines, it was a necessary in¬terim step towards integration. Theyclaimed that in other neighborhoods, assoon as incoming blacks reached 25% of thepopulation, the balance tipped and all thewhites moved out. They hoped to preventthis by maintaining a fairly economicallyhomogenous community, and by controllingthe rate at which blacks moved in. Integra¬tion, they claimed, was their goal. The pro¬testors responded that "segregation cannotbe a means to integration, on either logical*or moral grounds."It is not clear that either side of the debatehad a monopoly on reasonableness, nor do Iintend to sit in judgement on either the administration or the students. But the inci¬dent was interesting in that the stance thestudents took towards the administrationwas quite a novel one for the time. They re¬garded the Administration as their primaryadversary, and the rightful target of theirwrath, and the administrators were genuin¬ely surprised and disconcerted that the stu¬dents "were even using words like 'capitula¬tion' and 'negotiation'...and later,'non-negotiable demands'." The adminis¬tration considered such a stance "a gross sumably, they felt that if they did not inter¬fere with academic freedom, the studentshad no business interfering with a certainadministrative freedom. The administra¬tion thought that the students had a right toprotest, and the University had a right to ig¬nore the protests. The students, on the otherhand, felt that the right of dissent constitut¬ed a right to a share of administrativepower.The type of confrontation between the stu¬dents and administration that characterizedthe CORE sit-in of 1962 became typical ofconfrontations for the rest of the decade.Students repeatedly demanded participation in administrative decision-making, andthe administration refused to acquiesce totheir demands. The students insisted thatthe University had a moral responsibility toact as an agent of social change, and the administration refused to see any such goalsfor itself.The next sit-in was over a rather moretrivial, if equally polarizing issue. Therewas a sizeable group of students who feltthat the absence of football at U. of C. consti¬tuted an essential part of the University'stone and atmosphere. So when the adminis¬tration announced the return of inter¬collegiate football in 1962, the Student Gov¬ernment drafted a resolution which statedapproval of the return of inter collegiatefootball only under certain specified condi¬tions. The administration saw fit to ignorethe resolution, partly because they felt itwas rather trivial, but largely because theyfelt that it was not up to Student Govern¬ment to make decisions about the existenceof college football. Ultimately, a group ofstudents staged a sit-in at a scrimmage,,which attracted considerable amused atten¬tion from the media, and disgust and angerfrom the administration. Again, studentshad tried to ally their right to protest withinstitutional clout — they had tried, in asense, to force an administrative decision.The administration had, in turn, refused torecognize this as a legitimate act.In 1966, draft boards were instructed tobegin evaluating the quality of a student'swork before granting a deferment. Classrank, for obvious reasons, became an im¬portant issue for students seeking deferments. The University's police on the mat¬ter was straightforward enough — on therequest of a student, manuscripts and classrank information were presented to the ap¬propriate draft board for evaluation. A substantial protest grew over this practice, theprotesters asserting that such a defermentsystem was immoral, so the administrationshould not comply with it. The administra¬tion in turn assured that neither they, norany protesting students had the right, legally, to prevent a student from sending hisclass rank to the draft board as a basis fordeferment.Again, the familiar battle lines weredrawn. The students wanted to take part inadministrative decisio making, and the ad- ness. The students emphasized the moral re¬sponsibility of the University to act as anagent of positive social change, while theUniversity defended its more modest, nar¬rowly defined goals of, among other things,helping students get deferments in the legal¬ly accepted manner. The protesters felt theadministration was cynical, immoral, andirresponsible, and the administration feltthat the students were overstepping thebounds of their freedom in trying to coercethe University into non-compliance with thedraft boards.Sit-ins and demonstrations confirmedthroughout the 60's, generally repeating theconfrontational theme of the CORE sit-in of1962. The 1970's were a time of relative quieton campus, although this was due not somuch to an absence of political activity, asto an absence of confrontations with the ad¬ministration. In recent years, there havebeen some occurrences reminiscent of theevents of the 60's. For example, there wasthe "debate" between Hanna Gray and theadvocates of University divestiture in SouthAfrica, movement which came to naught be¬cause of the administration's refusal to takeseriously the demands of students. Nor did itheed the disapproval of a very substantialportion of the University community at thenomination of Robert McNamara as thefirst recipient of the Pick Award "for con¬ ministration, and this in part explainsquieter atmosphere. The administrationlargely ignores student politics when theythemselves are not attacked, and lacking aclear local opponent, many groups are mel¬lower than they were. Not that they are anyless radical, however. The SYL (SpartacusYouth League), Haymarket, OLAS (Organi¬zation of Latin American Students) and sev¬eral other groups are frequently more radi¬cal than were their counterparts of the 60's.§However, their activities attract less atten-|tion because they less frequently affect the;administration in any way.Although students may be somewhat!more apathetic than they were in the 60's,=the difference in style and focus of today's;activists causes this possible difference in;commitment to look larger than it actually;is. There is no over-riding issue that attracts;mass support, nor any over-riding enemy;that invites mass condemnation. The anti-;Vietnam War movement became a multi-;tude of leftist, liberal and pacifist move-;ments, and the civil rights movement;spawned an equally impressive number of;minority, women's and gay rights move-;ments, each attracting its own following and;finding its own enemies.Instead of fighting the administration, it"seems that student groups are more fre-;quently to be seen fighting each other. It fre¬n the early 70'sUniversity of Chicago Gay Lib DemonstrationCampus Demonstrator, 1969 tributions to international understanding."WLF (Women Organized For Locker Facili¬ties) the only organization aimed at the administration to achieve its goal, was suecessful only through extraordinarypersistence and legal aid.For obvious reasons, students are morereluctant than they were to take on the Uni¬versity as a foe. Twenty years of confrontations have shown the administration to belargely immune to attacks, and students arefocusing their energy elsewhere. To somedegree, perhaps this is only reasonable.While various culpable administrative prac¬tices do exist, they are usually symptomaticof larger social problems which do not beginin universities, and are not best attacked byattacking the administration. There are, ofcourse, many instances where it is appropriate to challenge the University, such ason its admissions procedures, processes forselecting recipients of awards, etc. Howev¬er, most of the campus political activities quently appears as though for every organi¬zation created, another springs up tocombat it. SPQR was countered by &OdSand HUNS (Humans United for Noisy Socializing), the SYL and other leftist groupswere countered by the SLS (Students for aLibertarian Society) and the YAF (YoungAmericans for Freedom) as well as the SexAnarchy Party and the Bourgeouis Capital¬ist Running Dog Lackey Society releventissues, which were created in response tothe various political groups which tookthemselves at all seriously.Whether you consider yourself a Republican, a Communist, a "Moonie," or just agood old Bleeding-Heart Liberal, there aresubstantial opportunities for activism at Uof C, although you probably will not get thehigh drama of the 1960's which you mayhave been looking for. 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Tothe woman who helped me begin to under¬stand the colors of silence, with whom I jokeabout women's enigmatic acknowledgeme¬nts, thank you.)by Erica RandAfter three weeks as a graduate student inthe art history department, I decided to askthe professor who would probably becomemy advisor about the absence of women inthe movement that we were studying inclass. I was terrified. By exposing my politi¬cal stand I risked losing the support neces¬sary to all students. But I had to know if Icould do the kind of work I wanted to do. Icouldn't spend years pretending to believethat Picasso's cut-up prostitutes represented the most revolutionary break with tradi¬tion in the history of the West. If my ques¬tions were met with hostility or "Rather aninteresting observation, Miss Rand, but is itrelevant to art history?", I would know thatI did not belong here, and that I would hard¬ly be welcomed.Fortunately, my tentative queries weremet with an enthusiasm that astounded me.I ran home, threw my plaid skirt and match¬ing sweater on the floor of my closet, and re-emerged in blue jeans to confront academia.The happy ending to this anecdote stillseems almost too good to be true, and,sadly, is in direct opposition to the experi¬ences of many graduate women at the Uni¬versity of Chicago. There are few feministor pro-feminist professors and the chance offinding a sympathetic advisor in one's par¬ticular field of concentration is not large.And because money is scarce and competi¬tion to retain funding is often stiff, the ex¬pression of any leftist beliefs that runcounter to the intellectual and political bentof the University may constitute a threat, noonly to one course grade, but to one's careerin graduate school.In view of this lack of official support, it isnot surprizing that many feminists, espe¬cially those whose work is not specifically ac'£k-o£cc<$k.awithin the field of women's studies, chooseto remain "in the closet." My first termshere were relatively lonely ones. As a some¬what outspoken person, and soon identifiedas a feminist, I received many interestedquestions — how do feminists feel aboutpornography? ERA? Gay rights? Aparth¬eid? Class struggle? Donatello? AncientGreece? — but I'd met few women with agrounding in feminist cultural theory toshare my research with.One of the major problems for feminists ingraduate school is this difficulty of creatingforums for the discussion of issues in a specialized field. Living scholarship depends onthis interchange. We need not only feministfriends, but feminist colleagues. While I cangive emotional support to a woman studyingsexist assumptions underlying research onanimal behavior, for example, I cannot en¬gage her work on the advanced level thatshe needs in order to develop and refine her ideas.Networks of support do exist. Some de¬partments within the university have awomen's caucus and the Graduate Commit¬tee on the Study of Women maintains a di¬rectory of people involved in research aboutwomen. These organizations, though, oftencannot combat feelings of solitude that arisewhen twenty people shrug as your semiolo-gist professor states that lesbian sex is theultimate nothing because neither partnerhas "the big signifier." At times like these,it is important to remember that feministsare there, though they may not be vocal, andthat those who are silent have valid reasonsto do so. Graduate school involves an indi¬vidualized program with a limited group offaculty and we all have to design our ownsurvival tactics.The best document for the position ofwomen in the university at large is the almamater: Today we gladly sing the praiseOf her who owns us as her sons;Our loyal voices let us raise,And bless her with our benisons.Of all fair mothers, fairest she,Most wise of all that wisest be,Most true of all the true, say we,Is our dear Alma Mater.— E.H. Lewis, Ph.D., 1894Written for a co ed school, the author hadto use awkward syntax and the moderatelyobscure and stupid word "benisons," whichrenders the second line redundant, in orderto define the alumni as sons. And whilewomen must not, then, count for much in theold boys' network, alumni must all bow inpraise to a symbolic female ideal more"fair," "wise," and "true" than any realmother could ever be.The University of Chicago provides an education in the great male tradition. If we imbibe it without question, we, too, can be"great males" in spite of our sex. Whetheror not we are favored with a kindly advisor,feminists need each other to survive with integrity this bastion of maleness ironicallydenoted our "blessed mother."What to expect if you're a new student?You probably shouldn't expect to walk intoyour first lit class and hear a woman say, "hthink Ernest Hemingway wrote with hispenis." But don't assume that no one isthinking it. That suspicion of alonenesswould plunge you into the depths of depres¬sion, and it's not true. And don't ever let thatseemingly all-consuming silence creep intoyour soul until you start to wonder if Heminway wrote with a pen that flowed from elsewhere after all: he didn't, of course.Can you find wonderful women, intellectsal and emotional support, and even fun? I'mstill here.And let the daughters of educated men dance round the fire andheap armful upon armful ofdead leaves upon the flames.And let their mothers lean fromthe upper windows and cry, 'Letit blaze! Let it blaze! For wehave done with this "educa¬tion"!'Virginia Woolf, Three GuineasConference To the extent that Sartre was a close observer of French History in the making, andto the extent that this history shaped his phi¬losophy, a biography of Sartre can be con¬strued as a history of the twentieth century.This, then, is the focus of "Sartre and Biog¬raphy," a symposium and book fair hostedby the University of Chicago extention Oc¬tober 2-4.A collaborative effort between the Univer¬sity extention and the University of ChicagoPress, the symposium is a three tieredevent. As part of The Midwest Faculty Sem¬inar, a series of six papers will be given. Thepapers wll be followed by discussions. Eachof the speakers will be present for the entireproceedings. Thus they become respondentsfor each other. U of C faculty members andothers will make up the panel of discus¬sants. The public will also be given the op¬portunity to ask questions of the speakers.This series of papers will culminate onSunday with the address of Benny Levy, theonly paper of the six to be delivered inFrench (translations in English will beavailable). A close friend of Sartre, Levy'slong association with the leader of the exis¬tentialist movement, included their colla¬boration on "Puissance et Liberte", a liter¬ary review concerning ethics and violence.Levy provided Sartre with informationafter he was blind and stayed with him whilehe was dying. Simone de Beauvoir has accused Levy of having unduly influencedSartre during this period. A leftist policitalmilitant, Levy will perhaps add a small political dimension to what is otherwise intended to be a non political forum.This season marks two important mile stones in the publication of important textsin Sartrean studies. Carol Corsman's newtranslation of Sartre's The Family Idiot(volume I) and Hazel Barnes' critical workon this three volume study of Flaubert areboth recently published by the University ofChicago Press. They will be just two of themany significant works by and about Sartreavailable at the book fair to be held in thelobby of the Center for Continuing Education on Saturday October 3 between two andfive. The fair will be open to the public andauthors will be present to autograph theirwork.Finally, the third portion of the symposium will consist of the controversial film"Sartre par lui meme" to be shown in Mandel Hall and also open to the public. Ticketsare available through the Reynolds' Clubbox office. A three hour documentary, it depicts a "birds-eye view" of twentieth centu¬ry history through the eyes of the evolvingphilosopher. The film, which is in the original French and then "voiced over" to provide an English translation, consists of thephilosopher speaking in his Paris apartmentpunctuated with newsreels. The film wasbarred from French television by the Gi-scard regime and has previously had an extremely limited run in this country.Tickets for the symposium are availablethrough the University Extention. A limitednumber of these tickets will be distributedfree of charge to interested members of theuniversity community. For further information, contact Mr. Gerald Hoigsblum, Asso¬ciate Dean of the University of Chicago Ex¬tension, at 753 3157.— Becky WoloshinTHE GREY CITY JOURNAL-25 SEPTEMBER 1981 — 15■ -n'WMm ji <■?«‘am »i m 1 <*.*».By Scott DennisThose of you who have endured Orienta¬tion Week — either this year or years past —may have noticed that the orientation theUniversity has in mind is specifically and al¬most exclusively heterosexual. I remembermy first week here, when I read in my"Whole College Catalog" prepared by theStudent Schools Committee, that DeepMeaningful Relationships were not possiblefor every UC undergrad because the male-to-female ratio in the College is two-to-one."Quaint" little statements like these onlyprove how far that catalog, and the rest ofthe Orientation program, really are fromrepresenting the whole college, let alone thewhole university community. But don't letthe administration's oversights fool you:there are gay people all over this campusand this city, and if you are gay or lesbian,you have a variety of alternatives — including a chance at Deep Meaningful Relationships, and whatever other sort of relation¬ships you may want.Before I discuss these alternatives, I wantto warn you of the limits of my point of view.Since my experience, like everyone's here,is unique, what I say is not universal truth —the facts are correct to my knowledge, andthe opinions my own. I am not a spokesper¬son for the UC gay community, I'm just amember of it who is willing to write about it.And since I am male, I can't and won't try tocomment on lesbian experience, though Iwill mention what little I know about localresources for lesbians.I'll start with the campus: If you've takena good look around, you know this is not avery "gay" place to be, in any sense of theword. But, whether you noticed it or not,while you were looking you undoubtedly sawa good number of people — faculty, staff andnative Hyde Parkers as well as students,graduate and undergraduate — who havesome sort of a gay social (and/or political)life. Some of these people are openly gay,some are closeted, some are bisexual, someare "Radical Fairies," some are SeparatistLesbians, some are gay only when they'rehaving sex, some only when they're not —I've met people on this campus who de¬scribe themselves in each of these ways.And there are parties and other variousevents here where you can meet them too.The most publicly advertised of theseevents are sponsored by the Gay and Les¬bian Alliance, an ever-fluctuating group ofgay people from the local community whooperate under the Student Activities Officeand are funded by Student Government.Traditionally, GALA sponsors several cof¬feehouses,.a dance and an on going discus¬sion group each quarter, plus occasionalspecial events like films and speakers — butwhat GALA does always depends on who itsmembers are and what they decide to do.The group also operates an office (Room301) in Ida Noyes Hall, which is usually openin the evening. Besides housing the adminis¬trative records of the organization, theGALA office always has the latest copies ofGay Community News, New York Native,and the newsletters of other local gay orga¬nizations, and (when it's open) at least oneperson who is willing to welcome and talk toany visitors. Within the past year, GALAmembers have, to name just a few activi¬ties, marched behind their own banner inthe annual Gay Pride Week Parade, spon¬sored a slide-lecture on Gay History in Chi¬cago, held a coffeehouse with Louie Crew (afounder of Integrity and the Gay AcademicUnion), helped to write and distribute apamphlet about the homophobic Family □ DProtection Act, held a concert withsinger/songwriter Charlie Murphy, helpedto bring lesbian-feminist author Susan Griffin to speak at a conference here on Womenand the University, and sponsored a show¬ing of the film, "Sunday, Bloody Sunday," inaddition to holding regular coffeehouses,discussions and dances. If you're interestedin becoming part of GALA, or want to knowmore about what it is doing, you can checkthe GALA bulletin board (in the third floorSun Parlor of Ida Noyes, near the GALA of¬fice door), or visit or call the GALA office(at 753-3274).Unfortunately, GALA is the only estab¬lished gay resource in Hyde Park — all thedozens of other gay organizations, busin¬esses, bars, and community centers Chicago has to offer are elsewhere mostly to thenorth in New Town, the city's "gay ghetto."Although somewhat remote, these re¬sources are certainly accessible to HydeParkers, provided you don't mind travelinga bit to get to them. Among other things, theNorth side of town boasts over 50 gay and/orlesbian bars and discos (including a newgay rock'n'roll club "F-Beat"), feministbookstores, the Lionheart Gay Theatregroup, a gay male and a lesbian chorus, gay■16—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—25 SEPTEMBER 1931 Sunday, Bloody Sunday, shown last year by GALA sports leagues, gay churches and syna¬gogues, and many special interest groups,including everything from Lesbian Alcohol¬ics Anonymous to Black and White Men To¬gether. There is also a Lesbian CommunityCenter, and a gay VD clinic, the HowardBrown Memorial, which is staffed by doc¬tors and other volunteers from the gay com¬munity.Of particular interest to students is theChicago Chapter of the Gay AcademicUnion, which helps people interested in gaystudies and sponsors a Student Caucus thatmeets regularly and is open to anyone fromthe dozens of college campuses in the Chi¬cago area. If you are under 21, you mightalso be interested in the Gay Youth Groupsponsored by Gay Horizons, another community organization. It and the GAU Stu¬dent Caucus are two of the few establish¬ments that do not discriminate againstyoung people — all the bars do, even morenow that police crackdowns on the gay com¬munity are getting worse, so be preparedfor hassles if you do not have ID which saysyou are 21 or over.More detailed information about all theseresources is available in Chicago's freenewspaper, Gaylife, which is availableevery week at the Blue Gargoyle and in thecubby holes on either side of the revolvingdoor of the University Bookstore. The Book¬store also carries other gay and lesbianfeminist periodicals like Christopher Street,The Advocate, Off Our Backs, and sometimes even Blueboy. Another source of in¬formation is the Gay Horizons Switchboard(929-4357), which operates every eveningfrom 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. and can answer mostany question about gay resources in Chica¬go. And of course there's always the GALAoffice, which is also staffed by well-in¬formed people.With all these options, you would thinkbeing gay or lesbian on this campus is a lotof fun — and it definitely can be, if you workat it. But if you do not actively fight it, theisolationist mentality that has become ingrained in the University can make you feeltrapped and alone in a separate and closedcommunity of eccentrics. Anyone here canfall into feeling this way, but if you're gay,and are constantly hearing rumors aboutthis or that dorm, or this particular floor ofthe library being "gay" and yet never meet¬ing any gay people in these or any otherplaces in Hyde Park, you are even more li¬kely to start feeling isolated. During myfirst months on campus, I couldn't decidewhich was greater, the stigma associatedwith being gay here, or the scarcity of gaypeople here — but since then I have learnedthat the first can be successfully dealt with,and the second is essentially a myth.As for the rumors about "gay" dorms andparts of the library, I have learned that theyare simply myths too. I doubt there is anydorm or floor of the library where there areno gay people, and I know there are nonewhere we are in the majority — a problemwe'll have to work on. A perfect example ofhow prevalent these rumors are despitetheir inaccuracy occurred last April, whenby chance I had an opportunity to prevent atleast a few prospective students' AprilWeekend from being exclusively heterosex¬ual. I was eating alone in my nearly emptydining hall, when a group of prospies approached wanting to ask a resident somequestions. "I've heard this is the gaydorm," one woman said, "Is that true?""Ha!" I laughed, "Don't I wish!" 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Western(Devon & Western)Chicago338-1115BREWED AND BOTTLED IN CANADA, imported by Martlet Importing Co , Inc , Great Neck. N YTHE GREY CITY JOURNAL—25 SEPTEMBER 1981 — 17HYDE PARKERS. ATJ,?By Sam LesnerReprinted from the Hyde Park Herald, Wednesday,August 5, 1981."We don't serve our customers vitamin pills. But everything else we servehas to be very nutritious because all of our ingredients are super fresh," says32-year old Edward Jacobson who founded a burgeoning pizza empire on freshspinach and hydroponically-grown sweet basil.Small, trim, mustachioed, neatly longhaired and looking more like a bespec¬tacled. intellectual collegian than a near-campus restrateur, Edward Ja¬cobson Italianized his first name and opened his first Edwardo's Pizzeria at1937 W. Howard St. in June, 1978.A year and a half later a second Edwardo's was opened at 1321 E. 57th St. anda third one will open shortly in the Division-Dearborn area and thereby hangs atale of resourcefulness, good luck and the insatiable city-wide appetite forpizza.What started in the early 40's as a novelty hors d'oeuvre served free at near¬north side bars, has grown into a nation-wide linked-chain of largely indepen¬dent pizza parlors whose proud, but colorful owners, endlessly argue overthe comparative merits of thin, thick and stuffed pizzas.Edward Jacobson, graduated from the University of Indiana with a degree inEconomics. "I figured it had to be a good background for any business ven¬ture." A Johnny-come-lately in the pizza business, he has quickly earned theaffection and deep loyalty of thousands of pizza eaters on the north side and thesouth side.Tui .ting back to June, 1978, Ed still remembers with horror the opening day ofthe Howard Street Edwardo's."Right off, someone spilled a vat of tomato sauce all over the floor just as wewere opening the doors. Also my floor manager had just walked out and thewaitresses were almost totally lacking in experience."Every customer had a gripe — we had a full house — and right then andthere I determined that my operations policy would be that the customer wasright, even when wrong. That day we either served second pizzas or we tore upthe checks.""I had spent, in addition, a small fortune for a ‘‘try-it-you’ll-like-it’ table cardpromotion of our fresh stuffed spinach pizza. But that whole day was a disasterof disasters."The fresh spinach stuffed pizza, however, apparently caught on with a greatnumber of people who generously wrote to Chicago Magazine about it when thatpublication made its own survey of pizzas around town."The fresh spinach thing, I was convinced would separate us from the rest ofthe pizza entrepreneurs," says "Edwardo" who held on until Chicago Magazineprinted the favorable responses of the many readers who had come acrossEdwardo's pizza."The most innovative pizza item in Chicago," the magazine stated."The pizza fanatics, thank heavens, swarmed in and kept swarming until thatfateful snow blizzard of 1978 paralyzed the city."But, out at the University of Chicago, a Ph.D. candidate in chemistry, readhis Chicago Magazine and somehow managed to get to Howard Street throughthe blizzard to sample the now famous fresh spinach pizza. Jacobson recalls:"He followed up with letters to other Hyde Parkers noting that "what HydePark needs is an Edwardo's Pizzeria.”Winston Kennedy, of Kennedy, Ryan, Monigal & Associates, was one of thosepetitioned persons who went out to Howard Street to sample Edwardo's pizza.He came away "very impressed" with young Jacobson and his pizza operation,which included the new fresh basil salad seasoned with basil leaves grown hydroponically right in the pizzeria.Soon after that, Edward obtained the space he now occupies on 57th Street,and if there is a more widely-discussed pizzeria than Edwardo's in Hyde Park, Ihaven’t heard about it. Edwardo's seats only 72 persons in its dining room,but 60 percent of the total business is in pick-up and home delivery.Still a bachelor, and still working 18 hours a day, Jacobson recently spent aweek at the American Baking Institute studying new types of dough, he camehome with a recipe for whole wheat crust for his pizzas.‘‘It’s an innovation," says Jacobson, "but why not? It’s very healthy anddelicious."The basil, however, is a real novelty at Edwardo's where the aromatic herb isavailable year-round because it grows rapidly in the special glass-enclosed,neon lighted garden boxes which are fed nutrients steadily by a circulatingpump. The growing plants, visible from every table, also are very decorativeand the sweet basil leaf, added to the salad, lends an enticing flavor."We do have access to a greenhouse just in case we run out of basil leaves, butwith four hydroponic growing tubs going full time, it isn't likely to happen."Of course, you can grow whatever herb you want by this method, but thebasil salad and the whole wheat pizza crust have given us a lead in the pizzabusiness and Hyde Parkers deserve the freshest and newest pizzas and saladsin town," said the boyish Jacobson who let a smile light up his face for the firsttime in a two hour interview which included sampling his basil salad and freshspinach pizza."Only fresh ingredients is our consistent theme," the pleasant young formeraccountant added. "We don't need to serve vitamins."1321 East 57th StreetPhone: 241-7960Dining Room Service • Pick-up & Delivery People in Chicago Arts Suzanne GhezMeet the SlasherThe Grey City Journal, in what we hopewill be the first in a series of interviews,asked a number of Chicagoans involved inarts how the Reagan cuts will affect thearts. The questions, which follow, ask howthe arts will suffer financially and if theywill suffer qualitatively. The following inter¬views were compiled by Richard Martin.QUESTIONS:1. Will the predicted governmental cuts tothe Arts and Humanities affect your or¬ganization?2. What measures have you taken, or forsee taking, as a result of cuts?3. Do you think that cuts reflect a growingcultural conservatism?Richard Doosek, Director of Administration, Chicago Lyric Opera1. The Lyric Opera will not be affected dur¬ing '81-'82 because it has received the sameamount of money this year as last. Themoney The Lyric Opera receives from gov'tagencies is not substantial relative to itstotal fund-raising budget. Lyric receivesabout 5% from the Federal Gov't, 5% fromthe mayor of Chicago, and only 1% from theState Gov't. The feeling here is that thesmall independent organizations will be af¬fected the most by the budget cuts.2. During the past 2 yrs. The Lyric Operahas taken drastic measures to trim its ex¬penses, relative to the normal expenses ofThe Lyric that is. 3. I guess you could say that the cuts re¬flect the alleged mandate from the people. Ithink it would behoove the not for-profit artorganizations to reduce their dependency ongov't support as much as possible.William Harper, Artistic Director and Com¬poser of The Ritual Theater Co.1. Our present grants, those that will affect'81 -'82, were received before the budgetcuts.2. The main problem with the new Reaganpolicies is the way in which the lower taxbrackets will affect private contributions tothe arts: formerly, individuals would contri¬bute to the arts in order to receive tax writeoffs. But now individuals are more likely tokeep the money in their pockets. Now thatthe gov't is trying to shift the burden of supporting the arts onto the corporations, independent art organizations will have to try toget in the good graces of the corporations. Ithink the overall effect will be a growingconservatism in the arts. That is, the corporations are concerned with their publicimage, so I don't think that art supported bycorporations will be the type; that might of¬fend or shock its audience. With gov't grantsartists were usually free to do what theywanted with the money, but that will changeif organizations grow more dependent oncorporations. Plus, the people that artistsdeal with from the gov't are, for the mostpart, sympathetic with artistic ideals andWhafs Up for Chicago Theaterby Alice JamesFor University students, theatre-going isa tough habit to cultivate. Going to see aplay costs more than a movie, and mosttheatres are in distant neighborhoods thatseem even farther away when you're inde¬pendent on the mercies of the CTA. Themain reason, however, probably has far lessto do with practical concerns and more witha vague feeling that there's something archaic about going to the theatre. Of course,there's the obligatory Shakespeare, "classic" (usually defined as a play published byPenguin) or Broadway import. But doesanybody really go to the theatre anymore?Don't movies and TV do that sort of thingmuch better, anyway?Well, somebody must be going to seetheatre in Chicago, because there arearound forty^different theatres and theatrecompanies. Many of these are the "offLoop" theatres, so called not only becauseof their location (a majority are on theNorth Side) but also to distinguish their farefrom places like the Blackstone, Drury Laneand Shubert, which specialize in certifiedBroadway hits, big name stars, and suburban tastes. The Off Loop theatres, you mayread, is where real theatre in Chicago in happening — passionate, adventuroustheatre, in places with names like St. Nicho¬las, Victory Gardens, Wisdom Bridge, Steppenwolf, Body Politic and Organic. And theyouth of the off-Loop theatre explosion — forit is a fairly recent phenomenon — makesmatters even more exciting.Yes, it all seems pretty wonderful. Unfortunately, a glance at most of the off Looptheatres' seasons would make one think thatthere's been very little progress in drama¬turgy since A Doll House. Don't let the con¬temporary language, issues or even thestark, modular, all purpose sets fool you.Realism, in the best tradition of the 19thcentury, is still the main game in town.Now, Realism isn't necessarily "outdat¬ed," but it's not the only mode in whichtheatre is capable of operating, and it's notwhat theatre really does best. The essenceof theatre is live performance, but perfor¬mance doesn't have to be i11usionistic or imi¬tative (whatever inadequate term you mayprefer); in fact, it can be much moreenthralling and just as human when it isn't.And it is in the non Realistic theatre that thetheatregoing experience becomes radicallydifferent from watching TV or film.Theatregoing does become riskier, however. When the- avant garde fails, it's amuch more painful experience for the audi¬ence, simply because there is no remnant ofanything familiar to grab hold of. But takinga risk or two can lead to some wildly re-18—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—25 SEPTEMBER 1981The Phoenix Carries These Textbooksartists personalities. But I think business¬like people don't necessarily have the samesympathies: in dealing with the businesscommunity artists wll have to "clean uptheir acts," distort their personalities andtheir ideas in order to get the necessarymoney.Suzanne Ghez, Director of The RenaissanceSociety, 4th floor Cobb Hall.1. Yes. The NEA has granted The Rennais-sance Society considerably less money thisyear despite the fact of a stronger programthan the previous year. Also, money hasbeen lost on the local level: the Illinois ArtsCouncil apporpriated the Rennaissance So¬ciety one of the largest grants to a visualarts organization in Illinois, but reduced thegrant at the last minute.2. As a result of the cuts, The RenaissanceSociety has been forced to eliminate one ofits planned exhibits, leaving us with one lessexhibit than last year. Therefore, we will ex¬tend each of this year's exhibit by two weeksto make up for the loss.3. Yes, the cuts represent a growing con¬servatism both in Washington and in Spring-field. The Reagan administration seems tobelieve that corporations will now assume agreater financial responsibility toward thearts, but, in fact, American Corporationshave financial problems of their own to contend with, and philanthropy is not theirmajor concern. In the past government aidhas allowed artists the freedom to experi¬ment with new ideas. But now the cuts, in¬stead of shifting the burden to the corporations, have set an example of diminishedfinancial assistance, an example that thecorporations are sure to follow. Becausefreshing experiences, and, surprisinglyenough, help to better appreciate the ac¬complishments of Realistic theatre. Therearen't a lot of opportunities to explore theavant garde (or "alternative") theatre inChicago, so even the most timid theatregoerwon't be overwhelmed.The Remains Theatre is one of the mostadventurous groups in the city. This pastseason, they produced a work by well-knownavant-garde playwright Richard Foreman,Book Of Splendors, and brought the BritishTriple Action Theatre in for two productions, Curriculum Vitae and Ulysses. Tri¬ple Action provided an excellent opportunityto see enacted the physical theatre of JerzyGrotowski, the Polish innovator. The groupalso gave Chicagoans a taste of confronta¬tional political theatre, a style we may linkwith the 1960's, but which is still very muchalive in Europe. Remains is in the process ofmoving, and has not yet set a season, butthey are a company to watch.The various galleries and arts centers inthe city (primarily N.A.M.E. and Facets)present avant-garde events that are usuallylumped together under the heading "perfor¬mance." Some of these are prone to the te¬dious solipsism that has afflicted the avantgarde since the early 1960's, but othersmake up for any such shortcomings by com¬bining media and simply being bizarre.The St. Nicholas Theatre will be import¬ing the Mabou Mines troupe from New York The Renaissance Society is concerned withcontemporary and experimental art, anarea of art that the corporations have tradi¬tionally not supported, The Renaissance So¬ciety will suffer. And without experimenta¬tion arts as a whole will stagnate, becomemore conservative.However, The Renaissance Society hassurvived on campus since 1915 as a small,but strong organization. And we hope to become even stronger after rethinking ourpriorities in the face of lessening govern¬mental support.Richard Pena, Director of the Film Centerof the Art Institute of Chicago.1. We are not sure of the long term effectsthat the cuts will have on the Center, butright now we're in good shape since all ourmoney for '81-'82 is set. The Film Center isin a better position than similar organiza¬tions because less than 25% of our budgetcomes from the NEA; 65% of our presentbudget comes from the box office.2. If measures must be taken in the futureas a result of the cuts, they will be made inareas other than film selection and will notbe determined by the expense of film rental.3. Absolutely. I don't think that the cutsare a result of an abstract issue where thegovernment is refusing to support the arts ingeneral. Rather, in the past governmentmoney has helped product politically con¬troversial films, such as the feminist filmRosie the Riviter, and now the sentiment ingovernment is "why should we supportthese types of work?" But I don't think thatthe cuts will drastically affect the work ofindependent filmmakers. The way the sys¬tem works in the U.S. means that an inde¬pendent filmmaker can work as a waiter forsix months to get the necessary money,whereas this would be impossible for a film¬maker in Hungary, for example, where filmproduction is totally dependent on govern¬ment money. The organizations that will behardest hit are those that don't look "legiti¬mate" on paper in the eyes of the govern¬ment. But the Film Center is listed as aMajor Media Center and thus I don't thinkwe'll be drastically affected.Brenda Webb, Chicago Filmmakers1. The cuts will definitely hurt ChicagoFilmmakers, but as of now we're not sure byhow much or in what areas they'll have aneffect. Governmental grants are distribut¬ed, not according to organizatins, but ac¬cording to programs: cuts in The Assistanceto the Field area will directly affect ourco-op program, the program that lendsequipment to independent filmmakers; cutsin the Exhibition area will affect our screen¬ing programs. We expect major cuts in theAssistance to the field area, and this willTurn to p. 21ain January. Mabou Mines has long been aninnovative and highly political group and isa vestige of the once-flourishing New Yorkavant garde. St. Nicholas also has plannedthe midwest premiere of Ntozkae Shange'sSpell A7. Shange, author of For ColoredGirls, combines provacative poetry anddance.Chicago legend Paul Sills (he's responsi¬ble for Story Theatre, which seems to havebeen performed by just about every highschool drama group) has returned with anew Story Theatre, "The Singing Bone andOther Stories." Sills uses fable, fairy taleand improvisational techniques to create asort of children's theatre for adults.The most exciting offering by a local com¬pany may not be considered avant garde perse, but shows real imagination: WisdomBridge's Kabuki Macbeth. Japanese andShakespearean sensibilities have been suc¬cessfully wedded on screen (Kurosawa'sThrone of Blood) and it should be fascinat¬ing to see how two non-illusionistic theatri¬cal traditions work on sta^e.Finally, don't forget to check out CourtStudio productions. This year's seasonwhich will be utilizing both the ReynoldsClub Third Flood Theatre (a prosceniumstage) and the first floor theatre (a small,three quarters thrust space) will probablyhave at least one foray into the avant garde,and the performances are enthusiastic, ifnot always polished. 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Coupon exchange subject to ticket avail¬ability.BUY YOUR COUPON BOOK TODAY!This offer ends October 31,1981.Hurry, quantities are limitedCoupon books are available at the Reynolds Club Box Office,Limit one coupon book per UC student ID,Faculty/Staff/Student Discount Subscriptions also availableFor more information, cat1753-3581.MumThe Reagan Arts CutsCont. from 19.have damaging affects in Chicago's inde¬pendent filmmaking community.2. In order to compensate for cuts, ChicagoFilmmakers will try to work directly withindividual corporations, trying to set upunique programs that will be directed totheir specific employees. But the ReaganAdministration's assumption that corpora¬tions will now assume more financial re¬sponsibility toward the arts is not true.When public funding for the arts was estab¬lished corporations also started contribut¬ing to the arts. Now with the cuts it will bemore difficult for art organizations to obtainmoney from the corporations. There will bea lot of organizations out there hustling forwhat little money is available.3. Yes, in fact the cuts are extremely polit¬ical, and reflect the government's anti-mi¬nority sentiments. The Reagan Administra¬tion objects to the fact that the arts as awhole have recently become minorityaware, dealing more with issues that direct¬ly affect the handicapped, women, and otherminorities. In the past money was availablefor filmmakers in areas that dealt with Indi¬ ans, women, and other minorities, but nowthat money has dried up. Since independentfilmmakers are usually dependent on go¬vernmental grants, I thihk that they'll be directly affected by the cuts. As far as Chica¬go Filmmakers is concerned there hasalways been a strong commitment in the or¬ganization itself. But for organizations likeour's, there has always been a struggle,since film has always been on the periferywhen it comes to corporate support; mostcorporations don't have a category for film.Money for filmmakers and film organiza¬tions is the most difficult to obtain.^inemaMoviCont, from 11.Chicago has two, The Parkway and The Varsity, (1710 bnerman, Evanston,864 8900). Both are owned by the same com¬pany but The Parkway is much more acces¬sible to U of C students, (unless you happento be dating a Northwestern Student). Boththeaters show pretty much the same films,which come in two varieties; big important"Hollywood'' films, and big important filmsrebelling against Hollywood. This meansthat the fare of films at The Parkway andThe Varsity is interesting, even vaguely im-maginative but Clark and Diversey may bea bit far to see The Godfather or The Stunt¬man one more time. Also The Parkway hasremarkably clumsy projectionists (whenthe Hyde Park Theatre fires them they go towork for The Parkway) and The Parkwayhas a knack for obtaining poor qualityprints, (always a great collection of clicks,pops and scratches). Given the choice be¬tween DOC and the Parkway, I'd chooseDOC unless I was planning a Northside ad¬venture. Ticket prices: $3, $2.50 weekdaysbefore five, and a special discount booklet,allows 5 admissions for $10.The Sandburg Theater 1204 N. Dearborn944 4430. (Take the Howard El to theClark/Division stop.)Now owned and operated by M&R, thelargest Chicago based theater chain, theSandburg was formerly a privately ownedMIDWAY TRAVEL SERVICEGOING HOME FOR THANKSGIVINGWEEKEND? CHRISTMAS BREAK?DUE TO THE CONTROLLERS'STRIKE, THERE AREN'T ASMANY PLANES IN THE AIR ASLAST YEAR, SOMAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS WELLIN ADVANCE IN ORDER TO GETTHE LOWEST, CHEAPEST FARESAVAILABLE.c* REMEMBER, ALL FARES ARE SUBJECTTO INCREASE AT ANY TIME,SO BUY NOW AND SAVE MORE!LOBBY-ADM. BLDG. PHONE 753-2300 revival house, and one of Chicago's best.Since the change in ownership in the Winterof '81-'82 the theater has featured first-runforeign and art films. A single feature runscontinuously anywhere from three weeks totwo months depending on its success at thebox office. The biggest complaint with theSandburg has more to do with Chicago filmdistribution: first run foreign features appear in Chicago later than any other city inthe country, except Des Moines. Seating iscomfortable and spacious and admissionabout a buck cheaper than at the commer¬cial theaters, $4; matinees $2.The Biograph Theater 2433 N. Lincoln348 4123 (Take the Howard El to the Fullerton stop).Basically the same as the Sandburg inthat it features first-run foreign and artfilms, The Biograph also features a weekend midnight showing of The Rocky HorrorPicture Show. Seating is spacious and com¬fortable, and admission is $4.50 except midnight shows which are $3. Yes, this is thesame Biograph where Dillinger was shot,(after watching Manhattan Melodrama).Facets Multimedia, 1517 West Fullerton,281-9075. (Take Howard El to Fullerton,transfer to Fullerton bus, #74, and take itwest to Facets.)Facets is fast becoming an important cin¬ema center in Chicago. Not remaining con¬tent merely to screen films, Facets holdsseminars, invites important directors, andpublishes a monthly film magazine featuring that month's film fare at Facets. Facetsis not only surviving, it's thriving, andshould be a major force within Chicago'sfilm community for quite a long time. Thefilms shown vary from month to month, butgenerally Facets shows full-length movieswith an odd off-beat, semi-intellectual appeal. Unfortunately Facets has becomedogged down in the trendy current filmmak¬ing, and have been showing third world, reg¬gae, and pre-punk films for the past coupleof years. Also, Facets has, undeniably, theworst screening facilities in Chicago: fewfilms can survive Facets' limited seating,poor projection, and thin walls between thetwo screening rooms. Prices vary accordingto feature. 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As a residence for some 500 foreign and Americangraduate students it provides cafeteria and facilities seven days a weekwhich are open to the public. wy\ *Our Gift Shop has a fine selection of gifts and cards from around theworld, as well as sundries, magazines and newspapers (including theNY Times)!We welcome inquiries by student organizations regarding the use of ournewly-remodelled assembly hall and other facilities for their ownfunctions.International House Program Office1414 E. 59th St.Chicago, Illinois 60637753-227422—THE GREY CITY JOURNAL—25 SEPTEMBER 1981STARTING OCTOBER 1YOU CAN EARNTAX-FREE INTERESTWITH THEALL SAVERS CERTIFICATEEARN TAX-FREE INTERESTEffective October 1, 1981 you will be able toearn TAX-FREE INTEREST with a minimumdeposit of $500. This new one year ALL SAV¬ERS CERTIFICATE* is insured by theF.D.I.C., and couples filing jointly can earn upto $2,000 of tax-free interest ($1,000 on individ¬ual returns).YIELD TIED TO TREASURY BILLSOur new ALL SAVERS CERTIFICATE will beset at 70% of the average rate paid on oneyear U.S. Treasury Bills and the yield is fixedfor the entire term of the certificate. The yieldavailable from October 1 through October 4 is12.61%. Depending on your tax bracket thiscertificate can mean more money than a six-month money market certificate or other in¬vestment.WHAT IT MEANS TO YOUBecause it is TAX-FREE it could be the high¬est yield you’ve ever earned! If you're in the44% tax bracket you’d have to earn at least22.52% to equal the return of the TAX-FREEALL SAVERS CERTIFICATE. If you’re in ahigher bracket the equivalent yield of the AllSaver Certificate is even higher.*lnterest earned cannot be excluded from federal taxable income ifcertificate is used as collateral or any part of the principal is withdrawn prior to maturity. In addition. a 90-day simple interest penaltyfor early withdrawal will be imposed. Offer subject to final federalregulations. Here’s what you’d have to earn to match12.61%:If Your FamilyTaxable Income Is Your MarginalTax Rate The Yield IsEquivalent To$24,600-29,900 29% 17.76%$35,200-45,800 39% 20.67%$45,800-60,000 44% 22.52%$85,600-109,400 50% 25.22%TAXABLE INCOME categories based on 1982 tax tables.CONVERSION WITHOUT PENALTYIf you currently have a 6-Month Money MarketCertificate you will be able to convert it to anAll Savers Certificate after October 1, 1981without incurring a penalty. 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