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Summer Jazz-page nine page five-The Chicago MaroonVolume 91 No. l The University of Chicago Copyright© 1981 The Chicago Maroon Thursday, July 2, 1981The University has renewed plans to create a science quad on the block surrounded by57th and 58th streets, Ellis and Drexel avenues. The latest announcement concerns a newphysic building planned for the corner of 57th and Ellis. See Story on page 9.UC raises retirement age Security Union also settlesNew UC offer avertsmaintenance strikeBy Robert DeckerThe University Board of Trustees votedJune 11 to extend the mandatory retirementage of faculty members from 65 to 70 years.The decision comes a year before the Uni¬versity would have been required by federallaw to extend the retirement age.In. an interview last month, PresidentHanna Gray said the decision came a yearearlier than necessary “because it seemsthe right way to do it,” and that the Univer¬sity would be “introducing an option allow¬ing early retirement which may free up ad¬ditional positions.”The new retirement regulation “doesPose a very serious problem,” said Gray,“in that it means there will be a stretch-outin the emergence of vacancies in faculty po¬sitions, at a time when there are fewer posi¬tions than there are PhDs.”The extension of the retirement age, Graysaid, “exacerbates the situation at a crucialpoint. 1 do not know that we would havemoved to this age, as opposed to retainingour current practice of a normal retirementage with considerable flexibility for keepingpeople on who are productive teachers andscholars, had it not been for the new law.”Gray said that during the next five yearsat least there will be a continuing “flow ofyounger scholars into our faculty.”People leave the University at all sorts ofages, said Cynthia Greenleaf, assistant pro¬vost, “and to be able to stay on and retire at70 doesn’t mean that one is going to.” Green-leaf said her office had discussed the possi¬bility of having more faculty members workpart time, an option which “would be totallyvoluntary,” and that “no one’s happy withthe age extension.Although it is “inappropriate for the Uni¬versity to advise financially,” Greenleafsaid, her office will be working “informal¬ly” with the deans and departmental chair¬men as advisers on the subject of retire¬ment. Certain people, she said, “might ormight not be specifically designated as au¬thorities” on the subject.Greenleaf said it would be “very hard topredict any clear effect of the new provi¬sion” on the influx of younger facultymembers, and added that “at this institu¬tion, the matter of appointments is not de¬termined in a rigid mold.”UC Provost Kenneth Dam said the Uni¬ versity is “anxious to reduce the impact ofthe extension, and will try to “appoint asmany young people as possible.” Dam saidthe Committee on Faculty Retirement,which recommended the age extension,called for a committee to be formed whichwould work out a plan for part-time teach¬ing and research.Dam could not provide information aboutthe number of instructors over 65 presentlyteaching at the University. “In general,” hesaid, “we try not to publish that informationbecause we want to avoid getting into thequestion of age discrimination.” Statisticson the faculty are not arranged by age, hesaid.By Sheila BlackA fundraising campaign for the Collegeand Divisions, with a goal of approximately$100 million, has been approved by theBoard of Trustees. The campaign, whichwill officially begin next winter, is now inthe planning stage, while the Universitymakes a final assessment of needs and stu¬dies the feasibility of the fundraising plans,said William Haden, the newly appointedvice-president for development.The campaign is the first major fundrais¬ing effort of President Hanna Gray’s tenure.The last major campaign, The Campaignfor Chicago was launched in 1974 by out¬going President Edward Levi. That cam¬paign ended in 1978 before Gray’s termbegan, without meeting many of its goalsHaden said that the Campaign for the Col¬lege and Divisions (CCD), will seek privatedonations, with the largest amount tc besought from individual contributors. Cor¬porate donations will be sought by the cam¬paign as well, he said.The overall strategy is for a series of spe¬cialized campaigns, said Jonathon Fanton,vice-president for planning. Fanton said theCCD is still being discussed, and that thegoal of the campaign will be “in the range”of $100 million. “Not only is the goal realis¬tic, but we will have good use for all of it,”Fanton said.Most of the money raised by the campaign By Darrell WuDunnOfficials of the University and of Team¬sters Local 743 have reached an agreementon a contract proposal for the 900 food ser¬vice and maintenance workers. Accordingto one union official, the union membershipwill most likely ratify the contract.The Uriiversity has also settled on a twoyear contract with the 70 campus securityofficers. After rejecting two earlier propos¬als, members of Local 200 of the Illinois Con¬federation of Police agreed to a contractdealing solely with wage increases.The new contract proposed by the Univer¬sity gives service and maintenance workersa 50 cent per hour increase retroactive toApril 1 and a 10 cent per hour increase onOct. 1. A 45 cent per hour increase in Apriland a 10 cent increase in October are alsoproposed for each of the next two years.These increases are from 29 to 50 percentgreater than those proposed in the Universi¬ty’s previous offer.Other terms of the contract were improve¬ments of those in the previous proposal. Pre¬miums for night and Sunday shifts were in¬creased by $10. Life insurance benefits wereincreased from $5,000 to $12,000. Substantialchanges were also made concerning seniori¬ty and bumping.The University was able to avert a strikeby the service and maintenance workers.Union negotiators were authorized to callfor a strike last month when the member¬ship voted 576-105 to reject what was theUniversity’s final proposal. A two-thirds Novote was needed to authorize a strike. Astrike was called for June 21.will be used to sustain and enhance the qual¬ity of existing programs, Fanton said. En¬dowed professorships, and scholarships forundergraduates and graduate students wereamong specific examples Fanton presentedas probable uses of the new fundsA substantial amount of the fund will re¬main unrestricted, to be delegated by thePresident and trustees of the University,Haden said, but some of the funds will betargeted to specific programs.The University library is to receive part ofthe new funds for general operation andmaintenance costs, and for acquistion ofnew materials.Haden identified several areas which thecampaign for the College and divisions willaddress primarily:• Faculty recruitment and reten¬tion in all divisions• The University’s libraries.• Financial aid for graduate andundei graduate students.• Unrestricted funding for all partsof the University.• An academic opportunity fund fornew activites and programs.“We are supporting all the divisions.”Haden said, adding: “this will be a cam¬paign for the heart of the institution.”The campaign wiil seek to ensure the flow The strike would have involved all serviceand maintenance workers in the UniversityHospitals and Clinics and in the campus dor-mitries and buildings.After the ballots authorizing a strike werecounted, the union negotiators notified theFederal Negotiation and Concilliation Ser¬vice, the federal mediator involved in thenegotiations. The mediators contacted Uni¬versity officials and negotiations were re¬sumed. On June 17, the University present¬ed the current contract proposal to unionnegotiators.The union’s 20-member negotiating com¬mittee unanimously recommended the pro¬posal and sent the offer to the membershipby mail last week. Balloting ended yester¬day and votes will be counted on Monday.Robert Simpson, the local’s businessagent and chief negotiator, described theproposed contract for the workers as the“best deal they have ever gotten.” He saidall of the union members with whom he hasspoken approve of the contract, and that rat¬ification appears likely.Edward Coleman, director of personneland the University’s chief negotiator,agreed with Simpson’s assessment of theproposal. “We think it is a good contract,and we think it is good for the employees,”he said.Security Union settlementThe University did not need to compro¬mise as much to settle with the securityunion. Members of the security unionagreed to the wage increases originally of-Continued on page eightof junior and senior faculty into the Univer¬sity. However, a new change in Universitypolicy, which wiil raise the faculty retire¬ment age from 65 to 70, is expected to reducethe number of faculty openings available inthe futureHaden said a finalized plan and public an¬nouncement of the campaign sometime inFebruary 1982.Haden was recently appointed vice-presi¬dent for developmentWilliam Haden, the newly appointed vicepresident for development.$100 million fundraising campaign startsChevroletSPECIAL DISCOUNT PRICESfor all STUDENTS, STAFF,and FACULTY MEMBERSJust present your University ofChicago Identification Card. Asstudents, Faculty Members or Ad¬ministrative Staff you are entitledto special money-saving DIS¬COUNTS on Chevrolet Parts. Ac¬cessories and any new or usedChevrolet you buy from RubyChevrolet.Artp that Grwt 6 1/ frrU*gWith LtSL l\L CM HamSPECIAL DISCOUNT PRICESfor all STUDENTS, STAFF,and FACULTY MEMBERSJust Present your University ofChicago Identification Cord. Asstudents, Faculty Members orAdministrative Staff you are en¬titled to special money-savingDISCOUNTS on Volkswagen Parts.Accessories and any new or usedVolkswagen you buy from RubyVolkswagen. Parts OpenSat.'til noon2 Miles-5 MinutesAway FromThe UNIVERSITYAbove County SeatDr. S.C. Fostiak, Optometrist. Ph. ft 864-4441Bring Your Own Barbecue** SGAC provides grills, charcoal, and condiments.♦ Saturday, July 11, 2*6pm, in front of Swift Hall - On the quads2—The Chicago Maroon, Thursday, July 2, 1981Newsbriefsw?; :\rI >aByiMISALE DATES: 7/2 THRU 7/6STORE HRS' SUN. - 12:00-10 P.M.MON. THRU WED. 8 a.M. -12 P.M.THURS. THRU SAT. 8 A.M. - 2 A.M.4TH OF JULY STORE HRS. 8 A.M. THRU 2 A.M.BEER/POPj 6-12 oi. bottles Molson Ale (warm only).... (with coupon 2.79) 2.89 Jj 6-12 oz. bottles Michelob reg. or light (warm only) 2.19 j(with coupon 2.09)I I6-12 oz. cans Stroh's (warm only) 1.996-12 oz. bottles St. Pauly Girl It./dark (warm only) 3.796-12 oz. bottles Augsburger It./dark (warm only) 2.296-12 oz. cans RC Nehi (warm only) 1.79LIQUOR750 ml Smirnoff 80' 4.99750 ml Gilbey Gin *... 4.09750 ml Cutty Sark 7. 9.39750 ml Bacardi Rum 4.99750 ml Passport Scotch 5.49750 ml Old Forester 86 5.89750 ml E & J Brandy 4.99750 ml Beefeater Gin 8.29750 ml Jose Cuervo Tequila 6.49750 ml Gallo Vermouth sweet/dry 1.59Itr Old Taylor 80' 6.99750 ml Chivas Regal 12.99WINES750 ml Mouton Cadet white/red 4.99750 ml Pere Patriarche Blanc de Blanc/Rouge 3.891976 Piesporter Gold Aus 8.031979 Ockfener Bockstein Spat 6.751979 Graccher Himmei Spat 9.871979 Pouilly Fuisse (Sellies) 8.881978 (Ponnelle) Beaujolais Village 4.981979 (Dub.) Macon Blanc 5.991976 (Rutherford Hill) Cab. Sauv 9.051978 (G. Peak) Chardonnay 6.00Blanc de Noir 3.79riiiL Liebfraumilchcoupon (Edelfrau) 2.49wjth£ut_cou£o nJL991214 E. 53rd(Kimbark Plaza)Phone: 493-3355 Pick Award to returnas lectureshipnext yearThe Albert Pick Award for InternationalUnderstanding, absent for the past twoyears after its presentation to Robert McNa¬mara two years ago sparked wide-spreadfaculty and student protests, will be return¬ing next year in the form of a lectureship oninternational issues.The Pick Fund, which provides the moneyfor the award, and the University, which isresponsible for selecting and presenting theaward, have agreed to change the $25,000prize to a lectureship based upon the recom¬mendations of an ad hoc committee here.Final details of the size of the award, andthe selection committee have not yet beenannounced. It is expected that unlike the se¬lection committee two years ago, the namesof the committee members will be well-publicized.Most of the protests over the McNamaraaward centered on his involvement asformer Secretary of Defense in the planningof the Vietnam War. But there was alsogreat dissatisfaction expressed by facultyand students that the selection process forthe award had been secretive. In January1980 the faculty senate unanimously adoptedthe Rosenberg committee’s report onawards and prizes, which established astanding committee on awards and prizes,and required a better publicized selectionprocess for future awards.“I think this is an extremely good out¬come,” said President Hanna Gray. “Wewill be having people coming to campuswith something interesting to say, perhapswith something controversial to say. But itis a forum that we ought to have here.”Because the program will now be in theform of lectureship, not an award, it will notbe going through the newly establishedawards and prizes committee. But it is ex¬pected that the selection committee whichGray is to appoint will be using many of thesame guidelines approved last year.Gray said she would be surprised if the se¬lection committee, w'hich will be named dur¬ing the summer, meets before the fall. Thefirst lecturer should be named either nextspring, or early next fall, she said.Professor Oost DiesStewart I. Oost, professor of history, clas¬sical languages and literature and amember of the Committee on the AncientMediterranean World, died suddenly June11 at his home in Chicago. He was 60 yearsold.A member of the faculty since 1959. Oostreceived all of his degrees at the University,the last a PhD in 1950. He joined the Univer¬sity faculty after 11 years on the faculty of Southern Methodist University.Editor of the University journal ClassicalPhilology since 1978, Oost left no immediatesurvivors.WHPKset summer programWHPK. the student radio station, beganits 24-hour-a-day summer schedule lastMonday with a slight increase in rock pro¬gramming. WHPK will now broadcast alter¬native rock during the days. 7 a.m. to 2:30a.m.. Monday through Friday, and all nighton Wednesday and Fridays.Classical music programs can be foundduring the afternoons 2:30 to 5 p.m.. Mondaythrough Thursday, followed by folk orcountry music, from 5 to 7:30 p.m. PublicAffairs programs will be broadcast 7:30 to 8p.m. Jazz and Rhythm and Blues is slottedfor the evenings, Saturday through Tues¬day, and Thursdays.Other programming, including specialshows like Saturday Sinatra. Horfunk Ger¬man Radio and Ballistic Modulation, is de¬scribed in the summer schedule, availableat the Reynolds Club and elsewhere in HydePark. Listeners may call 753-2356 for addi¬tional information, or phone in requests to753-3588 WHPK is found at 88.3, FM.UC undergraduatestudent namedMiss WisconsinFirst year undergraduate Keungsuk Kim,the newly named Miss WisconsinAlthough the University has been long as¬sociated with such honors as the Nobel Prizeand the Heisman trophy, Keungsuk Kim,who just completed her first year in the Col¬lege. may have broken new ground: the 18year-old Milwaukeean was named Miss Wis¬consin at a recent pageant in Oshkosh, andwill go on to compete in the Miss AmericaPageant on Sept. 12.Among 10 semifinalists, Kim performedon the piano a prelude by Kabalevsky Shestudied piano at the Wisconsin Conservatoryand plans to study English or politicalscience here before going on to law school.The Chicago MaroonThe Chicago Maroon is the student newspaper of the University of Chicago. During thesummer it is published Fridays, second week through seventh week. Editorial and busi-ness offices are located on the third floor of Ida Noves, 1212 E. 59th St.. Chicago, 60637.Telephone 753-3263.Chris Isidore Richard Have Lorin BurteEditor Grey City Journal Editor Business ManagerRobert Decker Wanda JonesManaging Editor Jay McKenzieChicago Literary Review Editor Advertising ManagerDarrell WuDunn Leslie W ickSenior News EditorBecky W’oloshin Office ManagerAudrev Light Chicago Literary Review Editor Aarne EliasNews Editor Production ManagerWilliam Mudge Aarne Elias Erin CassidyPhotography Editor Editor, The Public Domain LibrarianStaff: Shelia Black. Kate Fultz. Sally Holland. Robin Kirk. Henry OttoThe Chicago Maroon, Thursday, July 2, 1981—3 ArtinHaigStudiosSales Cetitet Open\PARKSHOREIntroducing ...A new development of luxury co-operative townhouses ...located on Chicago's beautiful South Shore ... featuring 148three and four bedroom 2 story townhouses . . . adding beautyand growth to one of Chicago's fine lakefront neighborhoods ...located just ten minutes from the Loop ... easily accessible toChicago's major businesses, universities, hospitals and parks ...Park Shore East... what city living should be.The 148 homes at Park Shore East are being sold as cooperativesassuring quality housing at affordable prices. Co-op membershipcan be yours for just $1500 down and $670 a month, at anamazing 71/2% interest rate.Special features of each cooperative home include: • woodburningfireplaces • washers and dryers • dishwashers • wall to wallcarpeting • air conditioners • ample closet space • electronic securitysystem • and a living/dining area plus separate breakfast alcoveWhere else can you get so much for so little?3 bedroom duplex apartments $1500 down . .3 bedroom garden apartments $1500 down ..3 bedroom townhouse $1700 down ..4 bedroom townhouse $2000 down . . . $731 per month^assessments do not include utilities . $672 per month. $672 per month. $689 per month•vtEuI:i 3 \ Ak\-A-Phone 667-3539 for an appointmentor call Century 21 Kennedy, Ryan, Monigal & Associates at667-6666 Come Visit Our Sales Office6250 South Harper Avenue10am to 6pm Tuesday through Saturdayuntil 7pm on Monday and WednesdayNoon to 4pm Sunday f\A\i ft}tC4—The Chicago Maroon, Thursday, July 2, 1981/fourteenth year first issueSummer jazz alive in Hyde ParkHannah Jon Taylor'sSummer at ValhallaBy Jim GuentherCampus music happenings may be fewand far between this summer, but HannahJon Taylor is helping to keep the neighbor¬hood jazz scene alive with his regular gigs atthe Valhalla Jazz Pub, 1515 53rd St. And ac¬cording to Harry Buchanan, assistant man¬ager of the club, Hannah's engagement inhis native Hyde Park will continue throughout the summer.Doubling on soprano sax and flute, Hannah reveals two identities. His flute playingis not just pretty, it is robust and chargedwith a carefully disciplined energy. He isnot a bird twittering over the changes, he'sdown here where his flute song can communicate with us. As he puts the soprano to hislips, the whole story of the instrument is re¬called — from Sidney Bechet to John Col-trane down to Wayne Shorter.Hannah owes more than a little to Trane'slegacy. As he called ''Giant Steps" last Fri¬day night, nothing was going to keep himfrom those monstrous chords. Attackingthem with his soprano, he raised up the cryof the master, direct and penetrating.Yearning, churning, burning with the flameof this generation of reedmen, Hannahpassed the torch to pianist Soji Adebayo whotransformed it into a blazing conflagration.During the break, Soji took his bottle ofstrawberry-coconut juice ("It's meanstuff," he warns) out onto 53rd St. His namewas given to him several years ago by a catfrom Nigeria, and his playing echoes withAfrican cadences and inflections. I introduced myself and told him that I re¬ally dug his solo on Night in Tunisia. Helooked up from his jug, offered me a hit, andsmiled. Satisfied. "Yeah," he reflected, "that was a goodsolo. I just had to stop and say, 'wait a min¬ute,' because I had something else to say."We can't forget Hannah' other sidemen. bassist Tyler Mitchel and drummer ReggieNicholson, On "Giant Steps," Reggie's solowas particularly impressive, as he rappedout not only rhythmic riffs, but also delicately singing melodies. Always a solid anchorfor the ensemble, Tyler's solos were warmand bluesy.The third and final set of the evening answered some speculation around our table."Is Hannah gonna sing tonight?" Jazz musi¬cian as a group are not noted for their melli¬fluous voice, but Hannah is a graceful performer. The song began with a chant likescat over a rolling, pulsing vamp. "The Creator has a master plan," he reminds us,"peace and happiness for every man." Inhis vocal he is as serious as in his playing.Standing tall and elegant before the microphone, the voice comes from deep withinand is released with exuberance andpower.When Hannah gets the blues, he can tradescat lick for flute licks. But when he getsmisty, the lounge lizard standard is givennew breath and the women behind me areswooning. "Walk my way, and a thousandlittle flutes begin to play ..." It's lush inno¬cence for this not-so simple world.To leave us with fire, he summoned up another Coltrane number, the drivingly modal"Impresions." It is not mere homage toTrane; the style and the sound are verymuch his own. Still, Hannah Jon Taylor cornects with the Tradition.Right under our nose in dreary Hyde Parkis live jazz at the Valhalla, as well as atChances R, 5225 S. Harper Ct. It is summer,and the neighborhood scenes are in full blos¬som.ilililillllllllillllllillllllliillillll CampusfilmFUNNY FACE (Stanley Donen, 1957) Intypical Donen/Astaire style, an Ameri¬can free spirit confronts stifling Europe¬an intetlectualism. In this case Fred As¬taire plays a fashion photographer whofrees Audrey Hepburn from her obses¬sion with the latest French philosophy,"empeth-icalism", by making her amodel. Astaire's films are truly liberat¬ing when they possess improvised andfree, easygoing dance numbers. But it'snot the case here. Not only is the dancingflat, but the singing is downright offen¬sive. The only redeeming aspect of thisotherwise sentimental flop is the stun¬ning design and color by Richard Ave-don. Kay Thompson as the obnoxiousfashion fashion editor, tunes by Gershwin. Saturday, July 4 at 9 p.m. in Quan-trell. DOC.THE EARRINGS OF MADAME DE . . .(Max Ophuls, 1953) Placed in the handsof a less competent director, this story,the adventures of a pair of earringswhich are passed back and forth be¬tween a husband, a wife, and a lover,might have been nothing more than asilly romance. But Ophuls, through hisincredibly fluid camera movement, andintoxicating array of tracking shots, tilts,and pans, has created a masterful studyof the timeless world in which his roman tic characters move. Brilliant per¬formances by Charles Boyer, DanieleDarrieux, and Vittorio De Sica. Recom¬mended. Sunday, July 5 at 8 p.m. inQuantrell. DOCWOODSTOCK (Michael Reitman, 1970) Anoverlong and sometimes entertainingdocumentary/concert film about the in¬famous hippie fest, featuring suchfreaks and commies as Crosby, Stillsand Nash, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Cocker, Slyand the Family Stone, Joan Baez, TheWho, Arlo Guthrie, Santana and an Indian Guru (cameo). Friday, July 3 at 8p.m. in Quantrell. DOCI'M ALLRIGHT JACK (John and RoyBoulting, 1960) An ironic comedy on theserious subject of labour relations. WithPeter Sellers, Ian Carmichael, andTerry-Thomas. Wed., July 7 at 8 p.m. inQuantrell. DOC.FRANKENSTEIN (James Whale, 1931)The mother of all the subsequent varia¬tions (about 15). Although the narrativeis a bit sloppy, Boris Karloff is superb asthe pederastic creation of Dr. Franken¬stein. Based on Mary Shelly's 18th centu¬ry novel. Thursday, July 2 at 8:30 in LawSchool Auditorium. LSF.— Richard Martin AN AMERICAN IN PARIS (Vincente Min-elli, 1951, USA). American-artist in-resi-dence Gene Kelly pesters young-French-girl Leslie Caron into loving him (hegives her a candy bar!) while being himself chased by wealthy-American patron with-one thing on-her-mind NinaFoch, all to a Gershwin score. The usual'fifties Hollywood musical excesses areevident here, although toned down con¬siderably. But too many of the numbersare wasted because of uninspired staging and choreography (the latter cour¬tesy of Kelly), and Caron (in her debut)seems far too restrained. Still, if youmust go, sit back, enjoy the score andthe Parisian scenery, watch Oscar Le¬vant play the piano, and read the ads forByrrh and Perrier. G.F. the intrusion of the Merry Widow killerinto the nice suburban setting is particu¬larly upsetting. The "happy ending"does little more than bury the skeletonsdeeper into the family closet. A must see— Glen SetterSHADOW OF A DOUBT (Alfred Hitch¬cock, 1943, USA). In quiet, small townSanta Rosa, CA, not too far from BodegaBay, Teresa Wright discovers evil in theform of her uncle Joseph Cotton. From ascript by Thornton Wilder, this film isperhaps Hitchcock's first consistantlygood one, the one he singled out as beinghis personal favorite, and, along withSTRANGERS ON A TRAIN, one Of thebest in his career. Most of Hitchcock's AMERICAN IN PARISrecurring concerns are present here, butThe Grey City Journal , Thursday, July 2, 1981—5Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for RottingVegetables (IRS)Although almost six months old, FreshFruit for Rotting Vegetables still rings withexcitement. Jello Biafra's hyperkineticvocals make for good clean all-Americanfun on songs like “Kill the Poor/' and"Chemical Warfare/' while East Bay Rayplays Black &, Decker on his guitar.Dead Kennedys are probably the most en¬tertaining group in America today. The pu¬trid ecstacy that is unleashed by Dead Ken¬nedys culminates in the frantic “Holiday inCambodia/' containing brilliant lyrics andinsightful references to our nations past.Perhaps the ultimate is reached by their lat¬est single "To Drunk to Fuck":You Give me HeadIt makes it worseTake out your fuckin retainerPut it in your purse. The Undertones Postive Touch (Capi¬tol/Harvest)On their third album, Positive Touch, theUndertones have concocted a masterfulbrew of pop tunes exhibiting a quantum leapin terms of musical and lyrical sophistication. After two albums of thoroughly engag¬ing raw, punkish pop which regrettablyfailed to sell, these Irish lads have switchedlabels, actually they have started their own,Ardeck, acquired a new producer, RogerBechirian, fresh from his recording sessionswith Squeeze and Elvis Costello, and creat-• " garet" are still with them, present here insongs like “I Am Your Flag" and “A DreamHome in New Zealand." Wha'ppen? is ev¬erything a Beat fan could hope for./.* / — Leo Janks* m OXt * aiS marl ^ .Magazine . * ?Magic, Murder, and the Weather(International Record Syndicate)Magic, Murder, and the Weather is thefinal Magazine album, now that Howard De-Voto has announced his departure from thegroup. Unfortunately, their last release justed the most delightfully varied album of pop does not equal their earlier work, such asthat I have heard in a long time. As was the the classic The Correct Use of Soap. Theycase on their earlier releases, the lyrics con- seem unable to decide whether to jump ontinue to deal incisively with topics of teen **** * * wm,angst but with a more experience, mature minimal production which allows BillyZoom's tremendous guitar control overmost songs. John Doe and Exene's vocalsare clear and concise, providing cynicismeach lyric requires without sounding toomean. With the marked improvementshown on this fine album Wild Gift, "X." continues to be the best thing to be exportedfrom Los Angeles since smog.— Bart LazarWHPK TOP TWENTYDead Kennedys are certainly the class actof the 80's.— Bart LazarGang of Four Solid GoldThe Gang of Four have done it again, ex¬cept better. Their first Ip, though it showed alot of promise, as it combined searing newmusic something like vicious insight, wassomewhat unfocused and narrow. On SolidGold, though, this second effort shows themreaching out for both a wider audience andbroader musical horizons. The herky-jerkyrhythms, discordant guitar, and matter offast vocals are all here, but sharpened andexpanded. Though this band has broadenedmusically, their lyrics remain arresting asever. Though maybe not for the faint ofheart, either musically or politically, SolidGold is a record that should be listened to ifyou want to know where rock can go.— Tom Uhl perspective which at times even borders onthe cynical. The music which accompaniesthese lyrics incorporates many pop tricks,several which haven't been used since the60's such as flutes, player piano, tinnyhorns, and Hammond organ. Feargal Sharkey's vocals make the songs superlative ashe reeals styles of singing that one wouldn'tave imagined him capable of based on hisearlier work. All in all, the Undertonesamazing development bodes well for the fu¬ture — They're Going To Happen.— Nets EricksonThe English BeatWha'ppen?(Sire)The English Beat came to the forefront ofthe sky resurgence last year with I JustCan't Stop It, their frenetic debut album.Now they have reached the crucial secondalbum stage, failed by bands like the Spe¬cials and the Selecter. Not surprisingly,they have passed with flying colors. Thesound is a little less energetic, but this iscompensated for by their more developedwriting style and a greater reggae influ¬ence. 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In these tracks, instead ofsupporting DeVoto's vocais, the band conflicts with them. This is partly the fault ofproducer Martin Hannett. However, Maga¬zine fans should not despair. There isenough good material here to make thisalbum worthwhile. But good cannot matchthe expectations built up by Soap andPlay.— Leo Janks“X" Wild Gift (Slash Records)“X," Los Angeles' pride and joy, put a lotof experience and talent into their secondalbum and come up with a solid rock n' rollalbum.While their debut, Los Angeles, veeredtowards Ramones styled three chord paranoia, Wild Gift wanders from early NewYork punk on “Adult Books" and "It's WhoYou Know" to unbridled passion and power (These albums are available at the Phoenixwith "In this House that l Call Home" and and Spin-lt Records.)“When Our Love Passed Out on theCouch/'Ray Manzarek (of the Doors) 7. 9998. Cramps9. Magazine10. Torr> Petty &the Heartbreakers11. Max Romeo12. Squeeze13. Killing Joke14. Dead Kennedys15. Mike Oldfield16. Pylon17. Landscape18. David Johansen19. Duran Duran20. Undertones ConcretePsychedelic JungleMagic, Murder, andthe WeatherHard PromisesHolding Out My Loveto YouEast Side StoryKilling JokeFresh Fruit forRotting VegetablesQE2 -GyrateFrom the Tearoomsof Mars...Here Comes the NightDuran DuranPositive TouchSummer Hours:9 A.M. - 8 PM, Monday-FridayWe have Haasen-DasIce Cream, French Pastriesand Ice Cold MilkThe Grey City Journal, Thursday, July 2, 1981Thurs. 2 Fri . 3 Sat. 4 Sun. 5 Mon. 6 Tues. 7 Wed . 8 Thurs. 9Anti-Draft Festival: Celebrate your patrio¬tism this Fourth of July in Lincoln Park asyou protest against the draft and have agood time. The festival will begin this Sat¬urday at noon in the Free Form Area ofthe park, located just south of the zoo, andwill feature performances by Patchwork,a women's jazz/rock band, Street Sounds,a latin band that does poetry as well,Heavy Manners, a well-known ska band,and the One Love Reggae Band. Therewill be jugglers and clowns, speakers, anddraft counseling, and it's all free.Grant Park Symphony: Barbara Schubert,music director of the U of C Symphony Or¬chestra, will conduct the Grant Park Sym¬phony in Jan Bach's The Happy Princenext Thursday, July 9 at 12:15 pm andSunday, July 12 at 1:30 pm. The concertswill be held, where else but, in Grant Parkand are free.Jazz Showcase: This weekend, EddieHarris. The Blackstone Hotel, 636 S. Mi¬chigan, 427-4300.STRIPES (Ivan Reitman, 1981) Althoughthis film may inspire some "knuckle¬heads" out there to enlist in the army, thisis by far the best of the summer Hol¬lywood comedies. Unlike such losers as"History of the World, Part I" and "NiceDreams", "Stripes" is not a gratuitousmixture of offensive one-liners. Bill Murrey is superb as a restless 31 year old pho¬tographer who enlists to discipline his life.And, of course, all he does is destroy dis¬cipline in hilarious anarchical fashion. Al¬though the film falters a bit after the boysoldiers met the girl soldiers, it's good forlots of laughs nonetheless. With Murrey,Harold Ramis, P.J. Soles, and John Candyas Curly Howard. (Water Tower)R.M.Atlantic City (Louis Malle, 1981) There is lit¬tle that is exciting in Louis Malle's latestAmerican film, either emotionally or cin-ematically. Why so much praise has beenlavished on such a modestly accomplished Bill Murray in Stripesmovie may have more to do with the cur¬rent low in film than anything to do withthe French director of such classics as"Murmur of the Heart" and "Lacome,Lucien". Burt Lancaster gives a quietlyimpressive performance as Lou, a retiredgangster who lives near the Boardwalkand likes to think of himself as being atough guy, wheeler dealer, and SusanSarandon is the young, pretty sales clerkat a sea food counter who he courts aftercoming into money. The plot revolvesaround the theft from the Mafia of a gooddeal of cocaine, and the whole movie isdirected with such slow, deliberate carethat the movie "Atlantic City" may be thesingle cause of the New Jersey town's eco¬nomic collapse. There's plenty that's en¬joyable in the movie in the way of fine per¬formances, and Malle leaves all trace ofsentimentality out of his portraits of lowlifes and has beens. But there's little be¬The University of Chicago Presents the 21th Season ofSUMMER 1981Moliere’s THE MISEROpening July 2Tickets at Mandel Hall Box OfficeFor information call 753-3581 sides the television cop show plot and theperformances to give this movie muchlife, making it a pleasnat two hours(which will probably evaporate from yourmemory before you get to the lobby).(Sandburg Theater).This Man Must Die (Claude Chabrol) Adapted from the Nicholas Blake thriller, this isa tale of revenge, tensely and coldly told,in the Hitchcockian tradition which Chabrol has worked in before. When his son iskilled in a hit and run accident, CharlesThenier tracks down the killer, only tofind himself accidently embroiled in amurder. Stunningly photographed, this isan elegant thriller worth trecking over toHarpagon (Nathan Davis) and Master Jac¬ques (Ray Lonergan) in a scene from THEMISER by Moliere, opening July 2 at CourtTheatre. the Art Institute for. Wednesday, July 8,at the Art Institute Film Center (5:30 and7:30 p.m.)TheaterCourt Theater Court opens its out door sum¬mer season with a rotating repertory ofthree classics. Moliere's The Miser startsthe season on July 2, directed by JamesO'Reilly. Shakespeare's A Comedy ofErrors premiers on July 9th, and Fashionopens on July 23rd. The plays will contin¬ue to run on alternate nights until August30th. For more information call CourtTheater at 753 3581.Story Theater Paul Sills, the man who start¬ed what eventually became Second CityTheater in his Hyde Park apartment basement, is back in Chicago after havingbeen on national tour directing companiesacross the country. Now he's back in Chi¬cago with his brain-child, Story Theater,here represented with a show called "TheSinging Bone and Other Stories." Hiddenaway in Piper's Alley behind Second City,this is a wonderful collection of fairy tales,taken from the Brother's Grimm andOther Stories, which allows a talentedgroup of young actors to experiment witha number of different roles in one evening.This may be the most unpretentious theatrical production of real accomplishmentnow in Chicago, with Paul Sills directingwhat are all names to watch for: PerryAnzilotti as a skunk, Larry Coven as arabbit. Jeannette Schwaba as a livelydeer, and the evening's most splendid rev¬elation, Frank Farrell as a wierdly accu-.rate imitation of a squirrel. Playing for anopen ended run, this show is not to bemissed. Piper's Alley, North and Wells.Call 787 5259 for more information.SUNDAY BUFFETChicago s finestfrom 11:30 a m. to 4 p.m.champagne served until 4 p.mgarden fresh salads •cheeses hem around the world •fresh vegetables •fresh seafoods •salmon delights •crepes nbs, fowl •roast round of beef •chilled melons •a variety of pastries •an experience you must share. served in agreenhouse atmospheredisplayed like amarketplacetheChartwellHouseat theHyde Park Hilton288-5800 4900 S Lake Shore DriveThe Grey City Journal. Thursday, July 2. 1981—7NewsGo ahead given to newphysics building andscience quadrangleSummer in the quads...Students and dogs alike relax in the cool shade of botany pond.maintenance,secutity unions settleBy Robin KirkA new physics building planned for thecorner of 57th Street and Ellis Ave. has beenapproved by the Board of Trustees as part ofa new effort toward, completion of a sciencequadrangle on the block bounded by 57thand 58th streets, Ellis and Drexel avenues.Albert Crewe, dean of the physical sciencedivision, said that no firm date for theground breaking has been set, and that thenegotiations for architects and constructioncompanies are still in progress. The project¬ed cost of the new physics building alone is$20 million. Additional plans are being madefor the renovation of some of the sciencebuildings, buildings in the main quads, suchas Kent and Jones.The proposed science quadrangle wouldAlbert Crewe, dean of the physical sciencedivisionBy Sally HollandEdwin Bergman. University alumnus andHyde Park resident, was elected chairmanof the Board of Trustees of the University atthe board’s June 11 meeting. He succeedsRobert Reneker, who died of a heart attackin April.Bergman is chairman and chief executiveofficer of the U.S. Reduction Company, asubsidiary of American Can Company. Hehas served on the Board of Trustees heresince 1976, and is the tenth chairman sincethe University was founded.“The trusteeship carries the very specialresponsibility of helping to preserve and en¬hance the qualities that have made this in¬stitution one of the foremost in the world,”said Bergman, who is also the donor of theUniversity’s Bergman Gallery.In addition to Bergman’s election, theBoard elected two vice chairmen, WestonChristopherson and Kingman Douglass, anda new trustee, B. Kenneth West. Christo¬pherson, first vice chairman, has been onthe Board since 1974 and serves on the ren¬ewal campaign for development planning ofthe University’s Medical Center. He ischairman and chief executive officer of theJewel Companies, Inc., and is a director ofthe Children’s Memorial Hospital.Douglass, the second vice chairman, hasserved since 1970 on the board’s investment,nominations, and planning committees. Heis president of Kingman Douglass, Inc., andis a Governor of the American Stock Ex¬change. He is also President of the IllinoisChildren’s Home and Aid Society, and a include the Cummings Life Science Buildingand the Hinds Geophysical Science Labora¬tory, as well as the structure which willhouse the John Crerar Library, a scientificand technical collection acquired by theUniversity last May. Although the actual de¬sign of both the Crerar and physics build¬ings have not been planned, Crewe said thephysics building will be connected to theEnrico Fermi Institute bv a bridge spanning57th St.Laboratories for most 100-level physicalscience courses and seven lecture halls willbe located in the new building, as well as aninstructional computer. There should beover 3500 square feet of floor space in thebuilding, Crewe said.Part of the funding for the new complexwill come from the newly announced Cam¬paign for the College and Divisions, the firstfundraising drive of President HannaGray’s tenure. But most of the funding willcome from borrowing by the University,Gray said.Crewe said the idea of building a separatequadrangle began more than 20 years ago,when the Physics department realized thatits facilities would soon become inadequate.The decentralization of departmental ad¬ministration and leaching and laboratory-facilities was a problem, he said, and one ofthe important buildings, Ryerson, does notmeet fire code regulations. Crewe said hehopes the new physics building and otherrenovations will increase the effectivenessof teaching activities by centering the loca¬tions of research faculty, teaching profes¬sors and graduate and undergraduate stu¬dents. He said that there had been “a longeffort to persuade the Administration of theneed for a new building,” since the initialplanning for the science building in the early1960.Crewe said that the acquisition of theCrerar Library helped to initiate the newplans for the science quadrangle.trustee of Presbyterian-St. Luke’s Hospi¬tal.West, the new trustee, is an alumnus ofthe Business School and is president anddirector of Harris Bankcorp and HarrisTrust and Savings Bank.Edwin Bergman, the new chairman of theBoard of Trustees Continued from page onefered by the University. Other considera¬tions had led members of the union to votedown two earlier contract proposals follow¬ing which the union’s negotiating committeeresigned due to “irreconcilable differencesin the objectives of the union members.”According to Michael Brosnan, a memberof that committee, local Vice-PresidentClarke Johnson, “pulled things together”and on June 19 the members overwhelming¬ly approved of the University’s wage in¬crease proposals.Under the new contract, security officerswill receive a 9 percent wage increase retro¬active to Feb. 1 of this year, and an 8V4 per¬cent wage increase on Feb. 1, 1982.After some consideration, the Universityagreed to the contract consisting only of the salary increases. The University had soughta clause which required officers to report toduty early for a watch meeting.Other NegotiationsIn other union negotiations, the licensedpractical nurses in the University Hospitalsand Clinics approved of an average wage in¬crease of 73/4 percent for this year. Thenurses ratified a contract last year with anagreement that negotiations for wageswould be re-opened for the second year ofthe contract.The University has been negotiating sincelate May with Teamsters Local 743 for acontract for the approximately 1700 clericalworkers in the University whose contractexpires July 19. According to Coleman, non¬economic issues are still being discussed.8—The Chicago Maroon, Thursday, July 2, 1981 The Chicago MaroonStaff MeetingThere will be a staff meeting this Monday, July 6, at8:30 p.m. in the Maroon office, for all new and returningstaff members interested in working for the summerMaroon. Writers, photographers and copyeditors arestill needed. You do not have to be a registered studentthis quarter in order to work on the summer issues.New trustee chair picked WilliamMudgeViewpointsYankee go home!Yankees and New York are UnamericanBy Lorin BurteRemember the good old days when on asummer day or evening in a big city a per¬son could see a game known as MajorLeague Baseball? What times those were!With no end in sight for present baseballstrike, baseball junkies everywhere aregoing through severe withdrawal. It mightas well be February. With that thought inmind, I offer the following commentary totide all of us junkies over until that blessedday when the Boys of Summer once againreturn to the diamond.Some weeks ago then Maroon ManagingEditor Chris Isidore held forth on thesepages in an open letter to columnist GeorgeWill. In his letter Mr. Isidore attacked one ofWill’s old columns by coming to the eloquentand impassioned defense of his baseballteam, none other than the New York Yan¬kees. When I saw the letter I knew actionwas called for. Like Mr. Isidore I am an oldschool liberal. Unlike Mr. Isidore, however,I was not raised in New York but in God’sgreen Midwest. Therefore, as odious as Ifind it to side with Mr. Will on any issue, Imust agree with him on the subject of theNew York Yankees.Mr. Will asks, “Have you ever met a Yan¬kee fan with real character?’’ I can answer“No, but I have seen a number who are realcharacters.” Where else but in Yankee Sta¬dium would a player literally have to flee forhis life after hitting a pennant clinchinghome run. In Cleveland perhaps, but the ex¬traordinary thing about the New York inci¬dent is that it was a Yankee who hit thehome run and was almost killed by his ownfans.In my experience I have found Yankeefans not only as churlish and violent as de¬scribed above (Mr. Isidore excepted), butpositively amazing in their disregard forsuch trivia as the facts when discussingtheir team. These two characteristics leadme to draw somewhat different conclusionsthan Mr. Isidore did concerning Yankeefans’ character and their understanding ofthe decline of America.Without venturing too far into geopolitics,it seems much more reasonable to suggestthat the Yankees typify the decline of NewYork City rather than the decline of WesternCivilization, as Mr. Isidore would have usbelieve. The team, like the city, has in re¬cent years represented consumption runamok, cheap sensationalism, uncontrolledsquabbling and an increasing lack of home¬grown productive capacity. Mr. Isidore'ssuggestion that the rest of the country isjealous of New York is positively hysterical.I must admit that I often find myself longingto move to New York to breathe dirty air,pay the highest taxes in the world and evenhigher rents, imitate a sardine on the sub¬way every day and listen to New Yorkersconstantly pontificate on a variety of sub¬jects about which they know nothing. Andpontificate in that quaint accent that almostresembles English. To say nothing of the tollbridges But I’m getting carried away. Themarian realty,inc.EREALTORStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available— Students Welcome —On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornell684-5400 city has now been put in its place. Let usturn to the baseball team.Mr. Isidore attached New York’s otherbaseball team, the Mets, calling them “tal¬entless,” “lucky” and “sickening.” I sug¬gest that the Yankees have never done any¬thing that compares with the Mets’achievement. I might only agree with thefirst of Mr. Isidore’s adjectives. The 1969Mets, with the exception of Tom Seaver,may have been a bunch of talentless jour¬neymen, yet through inspired play theycrushed three superior teams, the Cubs, theAtlanta Braves and in the World Series the1969 Baltimore Orioles, one of the finestAmerican League teams ever assembled.Again in 1973, playing more on guts than ontalent, the Mets won one of the closest divi¬sional races ever, defeated a vastly superiorCincinnati Reds team in the playoffs andcame within an eyelash of defeating theOakland A’s in the World Series. More thanany other team, the Mets have shown thatthe little guy could triumph in life. Howcould one root against them?Still, Mr. Isidore bemoans the fact thatwhile the Mets were winning champion¬ships, the Yankees were bums and losers.This seems to be a favorite argumentamong Yankee fans seeking to legitimizetheir allegiance, but the facts do not bear itout. True the Yankees did not win a divisionor pennant during the eleven year period1965-1975, but this was an affliction sharedby six other American League teams. Farfrom being losers, the Yankees maintaineda winning record of 888-881 over those sea¬sons, six times posting winning records,twice notching .500 seasons and experienc¬ing only three truly losing campaigns(1965-67). They never w'on fewer than 70games and twice finished as high as second.Not champions but hardly losers. In seven ofthe eleven years the Yankees had a betterrecord than the Mets! The Yankees main¬tained a better won-lost record than theMets for both the entire period and theperiod 1968-1975, the years after the Mets’rise to respectability. As Casey Stengalwould have said, “You could look it up.” Alast error occured with the comment thatthe Mets won the 1973 NL pennant “eventhough their regular season record wasworse than the Yanks.” Nice try, but theMets' 82-79, while hardly earthshaking, doesbeat out 80-82.The Yankees did return in the late 70s,winning the American League pennant in1976 and the World Series the next twoyears. Critics charged that the Yankeesbought the championships. Mr. Isidore re¬ported that the Yankees “with no more thantwo exceptions in any one year, were tradedfor, as is true of any other winning or losingteam.” Creative, but once again clearly un¬true. I am not sure about the losing teams,but the other championship teams of the 70s-Oakland, Los Angeles, Cincinnati, Boston,Baltimore and to a lesser extent Pittsburghwere all predominantly homegrown, withsome trades and no free agents. As for theDR. M.R. MASLOVOPTOMETRIST•Eye Examinations•Contact Lenses(Soft & Hard)*Ask about our annualservice agreement. iy|ikf||•Fashion 8. LOMBSOFLENS(polymocon), Contoct lensesLOCATED IN THEHYDE PARKSHOPPING CENTER1510 E. 55th 363-6100 Yankees, their owner George Steinbrennerwas prevented by criminal conviction in1974 from further financing Richard Nixon’santics, so he decided to buy himself a cham¬pionship team.The 1977 champion Yankees had as manyfree agents of note (three) as they had ho¬megrown regulars. By the way, three excep¬tions (Reggie Jackson, Catfish Hunter andDon Gullett) happen to be more than the twoexceptions claimed above. That year wasonly the beginning. The list has grown to in¬clude Tommy John, Luis Tiant, Rich Gos-sage, Dave Winfield and others. Ron Guidryand Ron Davis remain as the lonely survi¬vors of the Yanks’ farm system and Davisstarted his career as a Cub. The worst dam¬age was done, however, that 1977 year whenReggie Jackson became a Yankee. With thegame’s most overrated and obnoxiousplayer on the team, there became no excusein the world to root for the Yankees.As Mr. Isidore carefully neglected to men¬tion, his idyllic 1976 season ended on a happynote for the rest of us as those gods amongthem, the Cincinnati Reds, humiliated theYankees in four straight games as JohnnyBench outslugged Thurman Munson .533 to.529. Last season ended on a similar happynote, as George Brett’s home run shot offGoose Gossage disappeared into the Oc¬tober night. In the intervening years the LADodgers did not fare so well in their battleagainst the Yankees. This year’s battle be¬tween good and evil has yet to be decidedand as such all decent people everywheremust join the cry against those pin stripedSatans as they, their felon owner and theirmaniacal millions attempt to ravage thecountry.What can be done? I would say root for theCincinnati Reds, but that is the subject o)another essay. Root for a team with classand tradition like the Reds, Dodgers. Phillies, Pirates, Orioles. Red Sox or RoyalsRoot for a comer like the Astros, BravesExpos, Cardinals, Indians, Brewers, White;Sox, Rangers for As. Root for any otherteam. Root for the National League in theAll Star Game. Root for the San DiegoChicken. Root for the Cubs! But let no fondmemories of Lou Gehrig fool you. even hewould root against these Yankees. Joe Di¬maggio himself has worked as a batting in¬structor for the Oakland As.On August 27 thru 30, the Yankees will beat Comiskey Park God willing, the baseballstrike will be over by then Forget finals, orother such trivia. Go out there and cheer forour own South Side White Sox. Scream for every Sox run, for every Reggie Jacksonstrikeout and for truth, justice and theAmerican Way. Send the Yankees and theirilk back to the land of the toll bridges with amessage they will not soon forget.Lorin Burte is business manager of theMaroon. He is presently conducting a cam¬paign to have baseball trivia made an eventat the 1984 Olympics.SAILINGCLUBAlice LyonJOIN AND SAILTHIS SUMMERAugust Lesson SeriesFor adult beginnersEvening classes. ReasonableWork Session& BarbecueAll actives must attendFRIDAY, JULY 10, 4 p.m.Jackson Park HarborCall 955-9646 or 924-2721New and RebuiltTypewriters,Calculators,Dictators, AddersCasioHewlett PackardTexas InstrumentCanonSharpElectronic Watches REPAIRSPECIALISTSon IBM, SCM,Olympia, etc.FREE repairestimates; repairsby factory-trainedtechnician.RENTALSavailable withU.ofC.I.D.U. of Chicago BookstoreTypewriter & Calculator Department970 E. 58th 2nd Floor753-3303The Chicago Maroon, Thursday, July 2, 1981—9CalenderFRIDAYStudent Activities Film: • Woodstock" 8:00 pm,Cobb.Court Theatre: "The Miser" 8:30 pm. ReynoldsClub Hutch Court.SATURDAYStudent Activities Film: "An American in Paris”7:00 pm, "Funny Face" 9:00 pm. Cobb.Court Theatre: "The Miser" 8:30 pm. ReynoldsClub Hutch Court.SUNDAYRockefeller Chapel: University Religious Service.11:00 am.Doc Films: "The Earrings of Madame de. . ." 8:00pm, Cobb.Court Theatre: Evening performance of "TheMiser" 8:30 pm, Reynolds Club Hutch Court. TUESDAYDoc Films: "Shadow of a Doubt" 8:00 pm. Cobb.Hillel: Israeli folkdancing. 8:00 pm. Ida Noyes 3rdfloor.WEDNESDAYStudent Activities Film: "I'm All Right. Jack"8:00 pm. CobbTHURSDAYOriental Institute: Children's tours — "Pyramidsand Mummies" 10:30 am. The tour lasts 30 min¬utes. designed for children ages 6-12. Admissionfree. 1155 E. 58th St. Info 3-2573.Law School Films: "Frankenstein" 8:30 pm. 1121E. 60th St.Used Desks (From$2o-up)Chairs (From *20-up)DrawingTables <6 foot)with tool drawersBRANDEQUIPMENT Files8560 S. 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Possible weighted averaging of finan¬cing.$36,000 59th near Harper1200 Spacious Sunny Square FeetStunning custom kitchen, airy extended dining room (19 feet long)third floor cooperative apt. Just listed.10—The Chicago Maroon, Thursday, July 2, 1981ClassifiedU. of ChicagoBookstoreCalculator Dept.970 E. 58th2nd Floor753-33031342 E. 55th St. 493-6700.*V-'ii -ZM*;,' . >• -iff• / . * v'-. w • V?*" * ™ ’ * * " < / • ~ LEFT, RIGHTLEFT, RIGHTLeft and right handed people neededto participate in interesting experiments on handedness andpsychology Variable pay For moreInformation call M F 9 to 5 753 4735Texas InstrumentsSlimline TI-35.™00EconomicalscientificcalculatorwithConstantMemory™feature.The Slimline TI-35 com¬bines advanced state-of-the-art power andversatility with attractiveslimline portability. NewConstant Memory fea¬ture retains memorycontents whether theunit is on or off. 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Lake Park Ave.493-7900Great Cars, Great Trucks, GreatRates and Great Service for HydePark & the Univ. of ChicagoIntermediatesFairmonts-ZephyrsConcordsFull SizeMarquis100 FREE *24.95*29.95MILES 135-24 exp.i 95110-12 exp.150 Sreg. 1.85^^S reg. 2.65limit one roll per couoon/ customerexpires 7/10/81FUJICHROME100 135-20 exp.250reg. 3.15one roll per coupon/customerexpires 7/10/81limitCompactsV.W. Rabbits FUJICOLOR 100SPACEFor rent: 1 bdrm apartment 1st October 5849 S Blackstone *360 493 5774One room open In 3 bedroom apt *107month Open July 31 call evenings 871-4742.W female. 30, 4- cat, own Ig unfurnbdrm In 2 bdrm, V/i bath. 6 rm apt.*210/mo 4 l mo sec. Margaret 294-2270(days), 667 5219 (eves).Large room for rent, for male, nearcampus. *l0/week 003 2521.Write your paper or book next yearatop a dune, overlooking LakeMichigan, surrounded bytrees—without hurting your pocket-book. Take the South Shore train in toHyde Park or drive (75 min) when youneed to. 3-4 br furnished house, knottypine interior, fireplace *285 mo. AvailSept. June or July Call 624 5978Roommate wanted (fern) now-Oct56th and Blackstone Yours: 1 bdrm,Irg Ivng/dnrm shared: Irg kltch.. bath,closed porch, sunny yard 1st fir. summer sublet *200/mo furnished 241-75902 bedroom ground floor apfmt.* 150/month Available July 1. Call 731-0880 or 375 1661.For rent: 4Va rm garden apt on theLake Near UC bus *150 731 0880. 3751661SPACE WANTEDIOWA prof and wife want spaceJanuary June of 1982. Tend your pets,rent etc Dr Struve 4100 Phoenix,Ames. IOWATwo graduate students seeking 2bedroom apartment in Hyde Parkarea, beginning Oct. 1st. Jim or Tom549 83572 resp ind seek E Hyde Park 2 3 BR, 2bth spac apt to accom grd piano & profcooking equip. Aug or Sept leasedesired Call Linda: 363 6283 or 324-6343PEOPLE WANTEDRight handers wanted to be paid sub¬jects in research on hemisphericasymmetry Call Peggy at 753 4718 or482 4928 Subjects wanted for pneumographstudies; 4 hrs. remuneration. Call DrRattenborg, 947 5933.Summer babysitting eves 363 8956Attention: A4 and B4 Males betweenthe ages of 18 and 30 years of age needed as blood donors for research program. For further information, pleasecontact Rose Scott, Monday thru Fri¬day. 9 5 pm. at 947 5033/5037. We pay$25 00 a pint.Volunteer tutors needed for highschool students. Contact Judy at theBlue Gargoyle. 5655 S. University. 955-4108BABYSITTERS. Names being compil¬ed to sit 2 children in faculty home. Oncampus, days or evenings. Call 241-6766 or 753 4258 Also for occasionallight housework.FOR SALEInvest in antique Oriental rugs. Wehave a rug for everyone in any size.Prices from *35 up. Reasonable. CallPeer Oriental Rugs 732'/2 NorthSheridan Rd. Chicago 764-9141.Oatsun Pickup truck, 1972. I'm the se¬cond owner, no accidents. 4 new tires,complete maintenance record, *800 orbest offer. 493-8167.Int. Encyclopedia of the SocialSciences. 17 volumes, excellent condi¬tion. *200. 536 003779 Chevette *2600 call 363-9157Top quality carpet 1- x 26 gold colorlike new can be cut *200 241 5999 753133039" upright piano a steck made bySteinway 10 yrs old like new *750 2415999. 753 1330. Do it yourself Divorce, Cook County,IL—Uncontested divorce *50 100 Complete how to book Mail *15 check orMO to ENAAQ Publications. 1359Edgewood. Lake Forest. IL 60045JOB MARKETS, salaries, housing,schools, climate, much more Comparative city analysis of Colorado byprofessional planner. Send *6 50 to Colorado Sourcebook Box 132-C,Loveland. Colorado 80537.ARTWORK Posters, Illustration, lettering, etc. Noel Yovovlch 493-2399.2 Responsible and experienced 12 yearolds for babysitting. Days and evenlogs 684 7938Prof. Typist avail. Reas rates 1 dayservice avail. 924 6917TYPING/WORD PROCESSING SERVICE — Specializing inmanuscripts/dissertations that willneed revision; tables; tape transcription; form letters; list maintenance;newsletters. NANCY COHEN PROFESSIONAL TYPING. 378 5774.Term papers etc typed efficiently atreasonable rates call for pick up anddelivery on campus 684 6882 MOVINGStudent with Pickup truck can moveyour stuff FAST and CHEAP No jobtoo small! Call Peter at: 955-1824lOam-10 pm.WANTEDUpdating typewriter? I want to buythe old IBM (C or D) to replace Smith-Corona. 684 6882MORE GARDENS!SERVICESPiano lessons. Will train beginnersand intermediates. Call evenings 871-4742.TYPIST: High quality work byfreelance writer. Competitive priced,prompt; minor editing without charge,IBM Correcting Selectric. After 6 pm338 6835 or 338 3800JOURNALISM M A. will edit, typeand proofread your manuscript Completely professional job. No deadlinetoo soon Call 643 5923, evenings. Responsible student gardener needspart-time work this summer.Weeding, planting and maintenanceare some of my talents Hyde Parkarea only. Call Molly at 643 3898 evenings. BABYSITTERNeeded 1 afternoon/wk in my home for2 girls 3 and 6 years. Job can continuethrough school year. Pay negotiable924 6198HOSPITALMATERIALSMANAGMENTSteelcase Double Pedestal Desks.*5.00 Simmons Electric Patient Beds,*35 00 For appt to see call 947-7098/1701.ARE YOU HYPER?We need subjects who are nervous oranxious to participate In a drugpreference study. We pay up to *195Only commonly-prescribed, nonexperimental drugs are used For further information please call 947 6348 or947-5871 between 10 am and noonweekdays except Wednesday.ARE YOU BETWEEN40 AND 55 YEARSOF AGE?We need subjects in this category toparticipate in a drug preference study.We pay up to *195. Only commonlyprescribed non-experimental drugsare used For further informationplease call 947 6348 or 947 5871 between10 and noon weekdays except Wednesday. PERSONALSNovice, but enthusiastic go playerseeks another player for casualgames Call Larry at 955-0380.ULTIMATE on the Midway! UCULTIMATE Frlsbee Club has prac¬tices every Tu, Th 6:00. Sat. Sun 5 00in front of Ida Noyes. We will be happyto teach you how to throw.CHINESE-AMERICANRESTAURANTSpecializing mCANTONESE ANDAMERICAN DISHESOpen Daily11 AMtoS 30PMClosed Monday1318 EAST 63rdMU 4-1062-INSTANT-PASSPORTPHOTOSAftCurtaStaetjiic.1519 EAST 53rd STREETPHONE. 752-3030At Budgetyou're#^ANNOUNCING"-"THE RE-OPENINGOf Our Office At MINOLTA XG-1A lot of features. Not a lot of money.It’s the most economical 35mm automatic MinoltaSLR. 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With Jimi Hendrix, *The Who, Joan Baez and the fish call. “ J*Register today forEclectic Ed. Mini-Courses(Budget priced! $15-$20)Classes in:CalligraphyRhythmic-Aerobic DanceBallroom DancePopular DanceKnitting For NovicesGuitar — One Step Beyond Beginners9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Room 210, Ida Noyes HallClasses begin week of July 6(No registration will be taken July 3 due to University holiday.Additional registration will be taken on Monday, July 6).Tickets on sale now at Reynolds Club Box Office forGAZEBO:AN Evening With Airflow DeluxeEnjoy the hits (and misses) of eras gone by withChicago’s Big Band sensation-*•* -, vj ’'• • • : IJuly 28 Hutch Court$3 UC students/ $5 othersReservations: 753-3591 NoontimeConcertBarbershop singing withThe Key IngredientWednesday, July 8 Hutch Court(if rain: Reynolds Club Lounge)-Zummet On the Quod* rtlml\*************************************************************************************