THE CHICAGO MAROONVolume 90. No. 33 The University of Chicago Copyright 1981 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, February 10, 1981New Security Union Setto Open Contract TalksBy David GlocknerRepresentatives of the University andLocal 200 of the Illinois Confederation of Po¬lice (ICOP) are scheduled to meet tomor¬row to begin negotiations on a new contractfor the approximately 70 full-time officers inthe campus security department. Their cur¬rent three-year contract expired on January31.Salary levels for security officers and thedepartment’s use of part-time employees“are the two sorest issues we have rightnow,” according to Kevin Savage, a securi¬ty officer and business agent for the local.Salaries for security officers have in¬creased an average of slightly over 40 centsan hour in each of the past three years, for atotal average increase of $1.32, according toEdward Coleman, director of personnel atthe University. Coleman said that the Uni¬versity security officers’ wages comparewell with those of other private institutionalsecurity forces in the Chicago area.But Savage pointed to the salary levels asthe major reason that few men stay on thesecurity force for long periods of time.‘‘We’ve got a tremendous turnover of per¬sonnel,” Savage said. “Because salarylevels for patrolmen on the Chicago policeforce are $3000 and $4000 higher and benefitpackages are much greater than for Univer¬sity security officers, many officers usecampus security jobs as stepping stones topositions with the city police,” Savage said.“For every officer who stays the severalyears it takes to get to know the neighbor¬hood and the students, we lose maybe five orseven,” Savage said. “When you have badtimes, crime naturally goes up. You willneed experienced people around here.”The security department may have par¬ticular difficulty in retaining men becauseof its unusually high hiring standards — anassociate police science degree or two yearsof experience on a police force. The Univer¬sity wants well-trained officers, Savage said“yet it doesn’t seem willing to compen¬sate.”Irene Conley Savage said that security officers are irri¬tated that their wages have not increased asrapidly as those of other University employ¬ees. He cited as an example the contract theUniversity negotiated last fall with its engi¬neering and plant department employeeswhich, he said, provided for an average$2400 raise over the next two years. “Wewere appalled at the disparity between oursand their benefits and pay rates. For yearswe were always paid the same.”The dispute over the University’s use ofpart-time employees to fill in for sick andvacationing officers is related to the salaryissue. Because wage levels have remainedlow for security officers, Savage said, theyhave used overtime work to supplementtheir earnings. However, he said, “moreand more part-timers” are filling the timeslots once available to full-time officers. Al¬though part-time officers receive the samesalary as regular officers, they cost the Uni¬versity less to employ because they do notreceive the health and life insurance and re¬tirement benefits which regular officers do,Savage said.Coleman denied the charge that the Uni-No Funds YetBy Shepfie NegreaDespite problems with tfook theft at Re-genstein Library, it is unlikely that fundswill be available to replace the present secu¬rity system there for at least a year, Libraryofficials said last week.The cost of installing an electronic securi¬ty system at Regenstein is estimated at over$500,000 for the entire collection.“I would prefer to have better security ifwe could,” said University Library DirectorMartin Runkle. “But when you have thatmany books (as in Regenstein) it is very ex¬pensive.”Although Runkle and other library offi¬cials agree that an electronic security sys¬tem would more effectively control booktheft, he said that funding will not be avail¬able for a new system from this year’s al¬ready tight library budget.By Chris IsidoreIrene Conley, who has served as ActingDirector of the Student Activities Office<SAO) since last November, officially ac¬cepted the position of Director of that officelast Wednesday.Conley became Acting Director last No¬vember 1, when Director Riley Davis left totake a position at the University of Illinois.Chicago Circle campus. Conley has beenhere since October of 1976, when she joinedSAO as program director. She had served asAssistant Director under Davis.Conley feels that the most importantchange she will be working towards is a“change in emphasis of SAO.”“We are facing very realistic budgetaryconsiderations,” she said, “and we are notgoing into a wealthy time. But with moremonies now being available for the differentstudent organizations on campus (throughthe new activities fee), we will be placingmore emphasis on advising student groups,and helping them provide the kind of pro¬grams they want.”Conley doesn’t feel this means SAO itselfwill be doing less, though “We ll still be versity has significantly increased the useof part-time security officers, and addedthat “my indication is that there are fewer”part-time employees than the 30-34 estimat¬ed by one union official.Wednesday’s talks will be the first be¬tween the University and ICOP, which offi¬cially became the security officers' union inDecember following an election. Since 1977,Library administrators announced lastmonth that book purchases would have to becut by 50 percent for the next three monthsbecause of larger than expected increases inbook prices.The Regenstein library staff does not keeprecords on missing books in the entire col¬lection, which consists of 3.3 million books,but selected areas are inventoried period¬ically. The areas which are inventoried areconsidered “high risk” sections in whichusers' complaints are highest. Therefore,the statistics for missing books from theseareas are not representative of the loss ratefor the entire collection.In two high risk areas that were recentlyinventoried, the number of missing booksranged from 5 to 15 percent. Both areaswere part of the religion and divinity collec¬tion, which has a high loss rate.These statistics, however, are not final es-holding the traditional programs," she said.“We won't be giving up the Wassail party,or the Spring Dance or Eclectic Ed.courses. Even with the staff vacancies, wehave had an increase, not a decrease, inwhat we provide, and we will continue to dothat.” The SAO has been operating with onefewer person than in past years because avacancy on its staffConley recognizes that it is difficult forstudents to spend a lot of time on organizingextra-curricular activities themselves.“Student time here has to be treated like theprecious student funds," she said, “as some¬thing we don’t have enough of. One thingthis office can do is be able to help them outin a reasonable and efficient kind of way.That means being open during lunch whichis the only time that some students cancome in, and not having too much paperwork and red-tape for them to deal withwhen they want to do something.“I want to help them out in a non-mater-nalistic, non-interferring way, though I dodo a little bit of cuddling and then. I thinkthat’s O K , particulars since this is a non-maternalistic place.” the officers had represented themselvesthrough the University Police Association(UPA), and independent union. Security of¬ficers installed the UPA in the midst of the1977 contract negotiations after charges thattheir previous union, a Teamsters local, hadcollaborated with the University against theofficers' interests. continued on page 7timates of the number of stolen books be¬cause many books eventually find their wavback to the library, according to HowardDillon, Associate Director for Public Ser¬vices. “About half of the materials that aremissing turn up within a year," he said,“but I don't know why this happens.”Dillon stressed that theft is only one ofseveral factors which account for missingbooks in the library. He said that misshelv-ing both by staff and students is also a majorpart of the problem. “In a library with 96miles of book stacks, things do get mis-shelved," he said.The need for a better security system atRegenstein has been discussed among li¬brary officials for several years, Dillonsaid. To test the effectiveness of other secu¬rity systems, an electronic system was in¬stalled in Harper Library in the fall of 1979at a cost of nearly $44,000. An inventory ofthe collection there was taken before thesystem was installed, and a second invento¬ry to determine the system's effect isplanned for later this year.Jean Judson, librarian at Harper, said theelectronic system there has reduced booktheft “considerably" since its installation.“I would say that this is a more effectivesystem than the manual one,” she said.Dillon also has found positive results fromthe electronic system, including increaseduser satisfaction and fewer requests forbook searches.If a similar system was proposed for Re¬genstein, Dillon said, only a portion of thecollection would need to be sensitized “Weprobably would not need to sensitize thewhole collection but only parts which seemto be more vulnerable to theft,” he said Theminimum cost for treating only part of thecollection would be $50,000 to $70,000 for thehardware plus 15 cents to treat each bookYet even if only a portion of the collectionwas treated, in an effort to cut installationcosts, it would still be difficult to find themoney for an electronic security system be¬cause of budget crunches in other areas ofthe library, Dillon said “The question Ihave to deal with is where do I get themoney,” he said “The choice I have is tostop doing something 1 am doing now to savethe capital to put in this system In addition.Continued on page 7Conley SAO Directorfor Tighter Library SecurityStudent Government Polling Places:WINTER ELECT ION Cobb 10:00-2:00Reynolds Club 11:00-2:00 / 5:00-7:00TODAY!!!! l-House 5:00-7:00Pick Hall 10:00-2:30TAKE CHARGE AT 22.In most jobs, at 22 you’re atthe bottom of the ladder.In the Navy, at 22 you canbe a leader. 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Harlen Bretz, Professor Emeritus ofGeology, died February 3 at his home in Ho¬mewood, Illinois. He was 98 years old.Bretz was best known for his controver¬sial theory, proposed in 1925, that the rugged“scablands” of eastern Washington statewere carved by an enormous ice-age floodcaused by the breaking of a glacial dam. In1974, 50 years after he proposed his theory,satellite photographs proved him correct.For that work Bretz was awarded the 1979Penrose Medal for the Geological Society ofAmerica, considered the nation’s highestgeological award.Bretz joined the University faculty in 1915and became emeritus professor in 1947. Hewas a fellow of both the Geological Societyof America and the Speleological Society.During his long career, he also made geolog¬ical surveys of Illinois, Washington, andMissouri. He wrote three books, Geology ofthe Chicago Region (1940), the textbookEarth Sciences (1940), and Caves of Mis¬souri (1956).A memorial service will be held Thursdaynight, February 12. John MacAloonSG Elections TodayStudent Government (SG) elections forWinter Quarter are being held today.Twelve seats in the SG Assembly are open,and voters will also be asked to decide ontwo fairly constitutional amendments.The first amendment would change one ofthe six seats now held by an “Other College”representative — for students living outsidethe housing system — to a seat specificallyfor commuter students. The other amend¬ment would make the Ad Hoc Canteen Com¬mittee of SG, into a standing committee.The three College seats open are oneOther College representative, one represen¬tative for students living in Greenwood,THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOORGANIZATION OF BLACKSTUDENTS PRESENTSA LECTURE BYLU PALMERVeteran JournalistCommunity ActivistWED.FEBRUARY 11 7:30pmIDA NOYES HALL Blackstone or Breckinridge, and one for un¬dergraduates living in the fraternities. Fra¬ternity members who do not live in their fra¬ternities are not eligible to vote.The open graduate student seats are twofor Social Science students, two for School ofSocial Service Administration (SSA) stu¬dents, one for Business School students, onefor Divinity School students, one for Physi¬cal Science and one from BiologicalSciences students. The representative elect¬ed will only serve until next quarter’s elec¬tions.Committee to ReviewAwards; Pick PrizeGiven this Year?A Standing Committee on Awards andPrizes has been appointed and was to meetfor the second time Monday. The creation ofthis committee was recommended last yearby the Rosenberg committee, a faculty advi¬sory committee on awards and prizes ap¬pointed by President Gray in the wake of theembarassing fracas that occurred in springof 1979, when the University presented thefirst Pick Award for "outstanding contribu¬tions to international understanding” toRobert McNamara, defense secretary-under President Johnson.In their report, the Rosenberg Committeerecommended that a standing committee beestablished to: 1) provide advice regardingthe establishment of new awards andprizes; 2) to help choose a competent bodyof people to select recipients; 3) to reviewand approve the recommendations of thatbody; 4) to make a report on all awards an¬nually. The Rosenberg committee also recom¬mended, with regard to establishing newawards: 1) that the Standing Committee re¬quire an adequate written definition of theexcellence to be recognized by the award; 2)that the Standing Committee, if recom¬mending approval of the award, also recom¬mend procedures for selecting the recipi¬ent; 3) that if a new award is approved,public announcement be made with the fulltext of the charge to the selection commit¬tee, the membership of that committee, anda statement of the nature of the award andthe selection process.With regard to the selection process forawards, the Rosenberg committee recom¬mended: 1) that the selection committee beappointed by the President of the Universityin consultation with the standing committeeas well as faculty and trustee bodies; 2) thatthe initial phases of a nomination be charac¬terized by openness, while the final deliber¬ations should be kept confidential.The Standing Committee is chaired byRalph Lerner, the only member who alsoserved on the Rosenberg committee. Theother members are faculty Robert Fergu¬son, Leo A. Goodman, and Janet Rowley,alumnus Dan Smith, and trustees James W.Button, George A. Ranney and Mary WardWolkonsky.Lerner said the committee will meet fre¬quently at first because “we have a signifi¬cant amount of work to do right now.” Hesaid the committee will concern itself firstwith reexamining the terms of the PickAward and with setting up a general proce¬dure for review of all awards and prizes.Lerner declined to say whether the Pickaward would be given again this year. Theaward, which carries a $25,000 cash prize,was not given last year.— Andrea HollidayThe University of ChicagoDEPARTMENT OF MUSICMUSIC IN MANDEL: A CELEBRATIONtuesday Chamber Music Series: PETER SERKIN, pianofeb. 10 8:30 p.m. [admission charge)Saturday University Symphony and University Chorusfeb. 14 8:30 p.m. (tree with ticket)and at Goodspeed Hallthursday, feb 12 Kevin Bvrnes and Jim Brokaw,guitar and flute. 12 IS p.rn.monday, feb 16 Northwestern University Brass Choir.8 (Hip mWednesday, feb 18 Chamber Ensemble.4 ./ s p mthursday, feb 19 Collegium Musicum Violin Concert. I2 is pmSunday, feb 22 New Music Ensemble. 8:Ot)p.m.9 Beethoven Sonata tor Cello and Piano Op 5, No. 2Alo/art trio tor Clarinet Viola. Piano. K. 498• LUNCH TIME CONCERTS:• Thursdays. 12:15 - 12:45 p.m. Reynolds Club North Lounge.Bring_your. lunch. Enjoy the music,All concerts free unless otherwise specified. Informat ism_ai 753 2612. .The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, February 10, 1981 — 3STANFORDsummersessionIntroductory and advancedcourses, workshops andseminars in the arts, earthsciences, education,engineering, the humanities,social sciences, sciences,and mathematics.June 22 through August 15All students in good standingare invited to attend.^ ^r ftU^er Sessi°nndaPp'ication \I ,,'niveW1 ^«fordAtfnaoci&e unuAm&ittf-LONDON • MADRIDSTRASBOURG • FLORENCE* Variety ofI courses offered *| No language backgroundI required * Financial aid. available * Summer programs' available in Italy, Great Britain & East Africa.I NameI AddressCity State. Zipm of Interest| Progra* I or more information and application, return to Michael Calo, Division of [International Programs Abroad, 335 Comstock Ave., Syracuse, New York, I|_1321 ^teU32£) 423-3471.4 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, Feburary 10, 1981 LETTERS TO THE EDITORGood to Hear FacultyTo the Editor:I wanted to commend your article on Iran.As I read it, it occurred to me that I do nothave enough opportunity to hear my col¬leagues’ views on current issues. We havemany faculty whose views on various sub¬jects — the Chicago School Board; the reor¬ganization of the Department of Energy;the turn around in China — are of consider¬able interest. I appreciated The Maroon’sbringing to our attention this sort of issue,and informed faculty views on it, and I hopeyou will exploit the local resources more insimilar fashion.Susanne Hoeber RudolphProfessor of Political ScienceThe Threat to TheftTo the Editor;We are all deeply troubled by the furor li¬kely to be raised in the coming months overMr. Klaiman’s letters to the Maroon, and wehope to God that nothing comes of it. Be¬cause we, the overcharged subsidizers ofsuch notable Regenstein innovations as therevolving door in front and the zealously ef¬ficient computerized circulation system,feel that the right of any enlightened studentto acquire a private library is being threat¬ened.For years, as far back in fact as any of ushave the courage to remember, life waseasy. Whenever anyone needed a book on al¬most any subject, it was always possible,with enough diligent research, to locate thematerial in one of the University’s branchlibraries and make the heist. If So-and-sohad to have a copy of the Pathological Basisof Disease the night before the big test, allhe or she had to do was pay the proper feeand one of us would dash over to Billings Li¬brary, no matter what it was doing outside,stash the item and return within the hour toHQ. Later on, a special messenger, dressedas an NCD grad student so that no one wouldthink of asking him his name or where hecame from, would be dispatched with themerchandise to the customer’s prearrangedrendezvous spot.And so it was at Swift, Eckhart, Good-speed, Rosenwald, Regenstein and, until acouple of years ago, at our most popularclearinghouse, Harper. It wasn’t so muchthe great diversity or depth to be found inthe collections there — most of it just liter¬ary classics in readily replaced Modern Li¬brary editions — as the sheer convenienceand ease of handling involved. If one’s armswere in good shape, he could perhaps hold anovel by Thackery or Hardy and a copy ofRichard III under one armpit and one or two*critical essays about them under the other.The more enterprising among us of courseused either standard holsters of the kind em¬ployed for carrying weapons or designedtheir own, as long as they were capaciousenough to hold a lot of orders without strain¬ing the shoulder or back. For neophyteswhose jackets had deep enough pockets,however, no special equipment was re¬quired during orientation. The Harper beat was the jewel coveted byall but reserved only for those seniormembers of the group whose loyalty hadbeen tested in the check-out lines at Reg be¬fore closing time. Oh, how their arms achedunder the strain, their backs sagging withthe weight of intellectual endeavor unmiti¬gated by thoughts of dutiful service or nig¬gardly reward! For after the Coat-Stopperwent up, alas, it was either back to hardlabor at Reg or to a less prestigious post atone of the outlying libraries, receiving onlyan occasional order or two, making barelyenough to cover the cost of C-shop cou¬pons.Yet still, through improved strap designand weight lifting, not only have we man¬aged to serve our valued customers as effi¬ciently as ever before but through rising en¬listments, word of mouth and even morededicated effort from the Old Guard, to ex¬pand our operations and attract new busi¬ness.Is our noble fraternity, humble but ear¬nest exponent of the free enterprise systemof exchange as it its, to wither and die?Surely, any reasonable reader can see that ameasure as outrageous as the foolishscheme proposed by Mr. Klaiman, i.e., theinstallation of (oh God!) another Coat-Stop¬per in Reg, our last freehold in a steadilyshrinking universe, would be tantemount todriving a stake through all of our hearts.Name WithheldFrisking Goes too FarTo the Editor:Patrons are never frisked upon leavingRegenstein library. To my knowledge, theyhave neither been finger-printed nor re¬quested to surrender anything more than avalidated I D. Such blatant policies of len¬iency have existed only because someonehas yet to suggest alternatives. M.H. Klai¬man’s exlamation that users of Regensteinare never frisked is as appalling as similarstatements expressed by Susan Aaron in arecent Maroon article. It is a sorry state ofaffairs when personal liberties need be sa¬crificed in order to insure the protection ofacademically valuable materials. When onespends too much time among books andscholarly papers, one can easily forget thefutility of these resources without a humanelement.I too deeply regret the destruction and dis¬appearance of materials as much as thenext person. Yet I would be more cautiousthan others have been in determining mea¬sures to safeguard these materials. If Ms.Aaron is inconvenienced by the ineffective¬ness of the current system, I would reluc¬tantly imagine how she would respond to a“frisking” on her way out to catch a mini¬bus. We must reconcile ourselves to the factthat we do not live in a perfect world, and Ifail to believe that measures which wouldcurtail our rights could foster productivityin any way.Hilary Kaplan3rd Year Graduate StudentDepartment of MusicTHE CHICAGO MAROONEditor: David GlocknerManaging Editor: Chris IsidoreNews Editor: Sherrie NegreaFeatures Editor; Laurie KalmansonViewpoints Editor: Jay McKenzieAssociate Editors: Robert Decker, AnnaFeldman, Darrell WuDunnProduction Manager: Joan SommersSports Editor: Mike Occhiolini Photo Editor: Dan BreslauBusiness Manager: Lorin BurteAdvertising Manager: Wanda JonesOffice Manager: Leslie WickProduction Staff: Trish Briscoe, Linda LeeLiterary Review Editors: Richard Keve,Candlin DobbsCopyeditors: Alice Erbacher, Don Laack-man, Steve ShandorStaff: Sharon Butler, John Condas, Aarne Elias, Jeff Friedman, David Gruenbaum,Margo Hablutzel, Andrea Holliday, David Holmes, Audrey Light, Nina Lubell, HenryOtto, Trace Poll, Nina Robin, Dan Tani, Joe Thorn, David Vlcek, Kittie WyneVIEWPOINTChrysler is no BargainBy David BissonThe U.S. government is currently in¬volved in a major bail-out of the ChryslerCorporation. In spite of President Reagan’savowed free-market inclinations, it is likelythat he will continue the loan guarantee pro¬gram for almost purely political reasons.Chrysler’s stock and bondholders like theloan guarantees; the bankers like them; thefirms which supply Chrysler like them; themanagement of Chrysler likes them; andthe employees of Chrysler like them. Whencombined, these groups have a fair amountof political power. Additionally, politiciansare very concerned about the short-termeconomic dislocations a Chrysler bankrupt¬cy would precipitate. Not surprisingly, theloan guarantees are politically popular. Un¬fortunately, such political attractiveness ob¬scures the true, long-term costs and effectsof the guarantees.One of the major arguments for the loanguarantees claims that the bankruptcy ofChrysler would cause an economic disasterthat the government must prevent. As thestory goes, Chrysler’s collapse would throwhundreds of thousands of workers onto theunemployment rolls. Banks stuck with mil¬lions of dollars worth of uncollectable loanswould be severly strained and some mighteven fold, creating a banking crisis remini¬scent of the 1930’s. The ripple effects ofChrysler’s bankruptcy would spreadthrough the economy, ultimately leading toanother recession or (horrors!) another De¬pression.Such a vision of disaster has promptedmany to support the loan guaranteees, inorder to save the system. G. William Miller,the ex-Secretary of the Treasury and formerhead of the Loan Guarantee Board, has evengone so far as to call the loan guarantees “areaffirmation of the free-enterprise sys¬tem.” When an individual in such a high po¬sition completely fails to recognize that theconcepts of free-enterprise and government-Chicago Style Not surprisingly, they are now in poor shapefor the 1980’s.Chrysler’s workers haven’t helped mat¬ters much. Total compensation for mostU.S. auto workers borders now on $20/hour.While it is nice to make that much money, inthe long-run such excessive wages have theeffect of undermining a company’s competi¬tive ability. As a comparison, the averageJapanese auto worker makes around 50% ofwhat an U.S. auto worker earns. The U.A.W.finally seems to have realized this and iscurrently foregoing some wage increasesthey won from Chrysler, but it is a matter oftoo little, too lateThe U.S. government has also had a handin Chrysler’s problems. Domestic price con¬trols on energy gave false signals to bothproducers and consumers as to the truecosts of energy and served to delay theswitch from large to small cars for severalyears. The myriad rules and regulationsconcerning auto emissions, safety features,and mileage standards have also driven upthe cost of building cars. However, the gov¬ernment is not to blame for all of Chrysler’sproblems: their foreign operations becameunprofitable several years before their U.S.operations went into the red.The fact remains that Chrysler is nolonger capable of competing in the market¬place. Accordingly, the resources (plants,equipment, employees, etc.) currentlyunder Chrysler’s control would be far betterunder the control of someone who can usethem to produce products the public wants.If Chrysler went bankrupt tomorrow, itsworkers would lose their jobs and its credi¬tors would temporarily be stuck withouttheir money. But the story does not stopthere, with starving ex-employees perma¬nently unemployed and creditors left with¬out any way to recover their investments.Auto-workers here are among the best pro¬tected workers in the world. In addition toregular unemployment insurance, theyhave a special trade adjustment programBy Peter ZaleCopyright 1981 by Peter Zalesubsidies are mutually exclusive, youshould assume that you’ve been misled.Chrysler is not an efficient, well-run com¬pany. Its troubles began over 10 years ago.To an even greater extent than Ford or GM,Chrysler failed to recognize the impact thatOPEC would have on oil prices and how thiswould affect the public’s demand for auto¬mobiles. Chrysler continued to build andpromote large cars at the expense ofsmaller, more fuel-efficient ones even whenit was apparent that the consumer wantedsmaller cars. This was done becauseChrysler was following a policy of trying tomaintain its short-term profitability, andlarge cars were more profitable than smallcars. This same strategy led Chrysler tosharply cut their engineering and market¬ing staffs during the recession of 1974-75 andto scrimp on research and development andcapital investment during most of the 1970’s. and a large pension and unemployment fundrun by their union. All told, they will receive90-95% of their take-home pay for sixmonths to a year of unemployment. They’lllive.Chrysler’s creditors will not be ruined ei¬ther. They have a claim to Chrysler'sassets; these assets will not be razed just be¬cause the auto-maker folds. As most ofChrysler’s creditors, mainly banks andbond-holders, are not in the business ofbuilding cars, they will undoubtedly wish tosell off the assets they have acquiredthrough default. This should not be too diffi¬cult; while both Ford and GM have theirown troubles and are thus unlikely to wantto expand their production capacities,foreign auto-makers, particularly the Japa¬nese, produce cars which are in great popu¬lar demand. Many of these firms, from Nis¬san to Honda, are planning to open plants in the U.S. to help meet this demand, but suchplant construction will not be complete until1983-1984 If Chrysler’s plants were avail¬able for purchase and re-tooling, the effectsof Chrysler's bankruptcy could mainly beeliminated within one to two years. Modern,productive plants could be domestically pro¬ducing cars that the public truly wants fullytwo years sooner than if we had to wait forforeign firms to build U.S. plants fromscratch.Contrary to popular belief, loan guaran¬tees are not costless. They divert fundsaway from firms which are normally able toraise funds in the capital markets. There isa fixed amount of capital available for lend¬ing. The channeling of capital to inefficientfirms reduces the amount available to via¬ble firms and increases the interest ratesthey must pay, which in turn restricts theirability to expand output and emplovment. While it may be hard to see the unemploy¬ment which results from firms’ inability tofinance their growth, this is a real cost to so¬ciety. Good public policy should not supportemployment in inefficent firms at the ex¬pense of employment in efficient ones, andyet this is one result of loan guaranteesIt is far more likely that the loan guaran¬tees are merely postponing the inevitable;Chrysler is not likely to regain its ability tocompete in the marketplace. When Chryslerfolds, taxpayers are going to be out $1.2 bil¬lion with nothing to show for it.All in all, the costs to society of subsidiz¬ing Chrysler through loan guarantees farexceed the benefits that a small, selectgroup receives. Loan guarantees should notbe continued; to do so is to throw goodmoney after bad.David Bisson is enrolled in the Grad¬uate School of Business.Reagan's Foreign Policy TeamOf Mice and MenBy Brian CloseThe making of foreign policy in Washing¬ton is a complicated process, one which in¬volves not just the State Department, butalso the National Security Council, the De¬fense Department, and Congress. All theseinterests must be balanced and controlledby a president if he is going to have a foreignpolicy that is effective, coherent, and whichcommands wide support. The failure offormer President Carter’s foreign policycan be traced to his inability to channel de¬bate in his administration by making firmdecisions on policy. Programs and troopwithdrawals were initiated, then cancelledDouble standards were maintained onhuman rights. Friends stood by in bewilder¬ment, and enemies took advantage of us.Relations between the White House and Con¬gress were so poor that Carter had difficulty-getting defense programs cut (or initiated)and treaties approved. In short, it was amess.Now the Reagan administration is makingpolicy; I find the new team to be an assort¬ment of dangerously unqualified men shar¬ing the same world view, and headed by apresident who needs lessons in geographyand current history. Though things mightseem peaceful now, it is only the quiet ofpeople who have no fundamental disagree¬ments, and no need to debate. The Reaganadministration believes it can, given time,shape the world to its liking They’re goingto find that the world is more intractablethan they thought. But even granting themtheir case, this cast of world builders is cer¬tainly not up to the taskChief among them is the new Secretary ofState, Alexander Haig, a man of proven mil¬itary, diplomatic, and administrative abili¬ty. From his association with MacArthurthrough Kissinger and Nixon, his career hasbeen that of the loyal sycophant He has de¬fended wiretappings that violated federallaw, and done the dirty work in institutingthem. He defended Nixon, in the face ofoverwhelming evidence, all the way up tothe resignation, i He once explained the 18*2minute gap in the White House tapes as theresult of some “sinister force.” But for Haigit has all paid off very well. Not only did hegain valuable experience as Kissinger'schief aide, but Nixon appointed him overhundreds of other career officers to the rankof four-star general. Ford, recognizingHaig’s services during the transition, madehim commander of NATO (where the polit-cally amoral Europeans appreciated hisamoral philosophy). Kissinger, Nixon, andFord are gone but Haig, like a cat, has land¬ed on his feet once again.The ability to be obsequious and manipu¬lative, combined with a healthy lack of prin¬ciples, has always been essential to success in diplomacy. Unfortunately, these talentsare also dangerous and, if they are to benefitthis country, must be controlled by a strongexecutive and other department headsHaig is a very ambitious man. by no meansa caretaker secretary like Rodgers. Vance,or Muskie. He may fall into the trap (likeKissinger) of equating the nation’s interestwith his own. Left unchecked, this can leadus into commitments difficult to fulfill, orsituations difficult to extricate ourselvesfrom. I doubt whether that necessary andbalancing opposition is thereThe potential checks on Haig are the Pres¬ident, National Security Advisor, DefenseSecretary, and Congress. We can ignore thefirst i Reagan is relying on Haig almost to¬tally), but the other three can’t be brushedoff quite as lightly.The National Security Advisor (NSA/ co¬ordinates the activities of the National Secu¬rity Council <a committee of the topmembers of State and Defense depart¬ments. as well as the intelligence communi¬ty). He also briefs the President daily, andis stationed in the White House All of theseare considerable advantages. Henry Kis¬singer. Haig's mentor, parlayed this posi¬tion into first virtual and then actual occu¬pancy of the office of Secretary of State.Brzezinski had far less success, and simplyhelped spread discord in the Carter campRichard Allen, Reagan's National Securi¬ty Advisor, is an intellectual bantam-weightcompared to his two immediate predeces¬sors. His particular strength is trade issues,and one wonders what he is doing as NSA tobegin with. Apparently, Reagan wants todowngrade the office to that of a technocrat;Allen seems to be cooperating with this cur¬tailment. He is not a source of opposition toHaig’s foreign policy.A more likely source of opposition to Haigis Defense Secretary Casper Weinberger.What is questionable is whether he couldmake intelligent contributions to the policy¬making process. This is not to disparage hischaracter or intellect, but simply to point uphis inexperience The Defense Secretaryhas to play an important role in foreign poli¬cy He has to point out the extent and limitsof the U.S. military capability. Beyond that,he is responsible for creating strategic andconventional programs tailored to ourforeign policy commitments. Finally, hisinput will be essential in negotiating a newSALT agreement.“Cap the Knife” is a tough manager, buthe has always served in budgetory or mana¬gerial positions. I doubt whether being Rea¬gan’s budget director in California, Nixon’sin Washington, or Health, Education, andWelfare secretary under Nixon has givenhim the foreign policy or strategic back-Continued on page 7The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, February 10, 1981 — 5A&P Scores in Price SurveyVEGETABLES yCOOP A&P Mr. GZuchini 1.69/ 1.29/ 1.59/Yellow Squash 1.69/ 1.29/ 1.59/Green beans 1.99/ 1.49/ (NA)Com 79/ 69/ 79/Celery 39/ 59/ 59/Cucumbers 69/ 79/ 79/Mushrooms 1.59/ 1.98/ 2.50/Cabbage (green) 39/ 39/ (NA)Broccoli 99/ 98/ (NA)Lettuce (head of iceberg) 89/ 79/ 89/Green peppers 79/ 1.19/ (NA)Tangerines 69/ 79/ 79/Onions (red) 59/ 69/ 89/Carrots 49/ 39/ 59/ 1Eggplants 99/ 69/ 98/ iRadishes 58/ 33/ - 98/Apples (red delicious) 40/ (16 var) 53/ (6 var) 79/ (6 var) 1Grapefruit 42/ (4 var) 69/ (2 var) 49/ (2 var) |Bananas 45/ 33/ 43/Oranges (eating) 40/ 29/ 40/Total $16.90 $16.20 $18.541. A&P- A&P has a pleasantly surprisingvegetable assortment. A rough count yield¬ed 109 different produce selections avail¬able. Almost all items are unwrapped. Youcan choose your own fruit and vegetables,checking them for freshness and damage.They have an extensive variety of freshgreens from which you can choose the quan¬tity desired. This open air approach to pro¬duce is valuable to the consumer while prob¬ably more expensive to maintain. It isdisappearing in the big supermarkets. Wesuggest you check it out. Lines were not asbad as we reported last time, but longenough (7-10 persons). proximately 129 different varieties of fruitsand vegetables from which to choose. Al¬most all items appear to be consistently instock. Most vegetables, however, arewrapped in plastic. There is no appreciabledifference in cost between the Coop andA&P.3. Mr. G’s - Mr. G’s was more expensivethan the other two markets in both the pro¬duce and grocery lists. Sunday is not the dayto shop at G’s for produce. They stock on theweek days and selection and quality runsthin by Sunday afternoon. We counted 65items to select from in the produce sectionon that day.2. The Coop - The Coop beats the other two Mr. G’s is the most conveniently locatedmarkets in selection and stocking. It has ap- store for many students. If you do shop atSend your Valentinea Maroon Personal.3 lines or lessare free. Deadlinefor Friday Feb. 13issue:Feb. 10 at 12 noonNo ads will be takenover the phone.GET PERSONAL*LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRYSupper and Discussion SeriesFebruary 10Autonomy in an Ageof Technology:Should we let theexperts decide?Arthur FlemingPhilosophy,University of ChicagoAugustana Lutheran Church5500 South Woodlawn Ave.Eucharist at 5:30 Supper and Discussion at 6:00 OTHER FOODS Mr. G :;XvX?COOP A&P it1. Milk (Homogenized, 1.09 1.09 1.09 *!V2 gallon)2. Eggs (Grade A, Large, .24 .89 1.05 mdoz.)3. Cheese-(10 oz., sharp, 2.09 1.89 2.15 v.+XX•!; MCracker Barrel)Margarine (1 lb. 4 sticks, .83 .81 .49 .' :least expensive)Butter, (1 lb. least expen.) 1.95 1.89 1.89 :Special K 12 oz. 1.49 1.43 1.53 i5i:fInstant Coffee 10 oz. (least ex- 4.79 4.99 5.24pensive of MaxwellHouse, Folger’s, or Nescafe)Mayonnaise-1 qt. (least expens. 1.97 1.99 2.11 ill0?of Heilman’s or Kraft)Peanut Butter 18 oz. (least 1.98 NA 1.98expensive of Jiffy, Peter Pan,or Skippy)Tuna 6V2 oz. light (meat, 1.23 1.27 1.32 ;||chunk, in oil; Chicken ofthe Sea)Vanilla Ice Cream-(Vfe gallon 2.59 2.79 2.75 • • :least expensive)Frozen O.J. 12 oz. (least .83 .89 .79 f.iiexpensive)Beef for Stew (boneless 1 lb) 2.39 NA 2.29/Ground Beef regular 1.59 NA 1.79/Quaker Oats 2 lb. 10 oz. 1.63 1.69 1.69Ham-smoked, buttered,w/bone, 1 lb 1.29/ .99/ 1.29/Raisins (price of 10 oz. at 1.44 .93 1.12cheapest price per oz.)Chicken-quartered .79/ .89/ 1.09/Total $31.21 $30.44 $31.65 y' "one store regularly because of convenience,consider a special trip to the other marketsfor dry goods that offer great savings.There is a produce store on Hyde ParkBlvd., opposite A&P (underneath the traintracks) that we would have liked to include.However, it was closed on Sunday morning,when we did the survey.Other comments.1. Apples — We’re at that time of year where apples, many picked last fall, areshowing signs of decay. The apples in thethree and five pound bags can offer substan¬tial savings but choose extra carefully Lookfor bruises and feel for softness. After youbuy apples, peel and see what goes on under¬neath. If it is partially rotten you know tolook elsewhere. This is where the Coop'sgreat selection — a choice of 16 types ofapple packages — pays off. People who planto be in Hyde Park for some time can learnContinued on page 8JenkinsGitljoixsByrdPurcdl Music across rfe'C/vuiinclFriday, February 13 ar p.m.Chicago Theological Seminary ChapelUniversity Ave. ChicagoJ^srro^rpopicojCcclairCouperinPROGRAMMER/ANALYSTThe Center for Research in Security Prices in the GraduateSchool of Business needs a full-time programmer/analystto develop and maintain research data bases and assist inthe overall research effort. Applicants should haveexperience with IBM 370/Compatible (OS/VS or VM);knowledge of PL/I or Fortran, (DBMS and/or 370ASSEMBLER desirable alsO); and prior training - orwillingness to learn - finance and statistics. Goodcommunications skills essential. Position availableimmediately. Salary range $19K - $23K, plus University ofChicago benefits, including partial tuition remission.Position offers considerable flexibility, responsibility,challenge and opportunities for growth. If interested andqualified, contact Richard Jaffe, 753-4793. The Universityof Chicago is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative ActionEmployer.6 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, February 10, 1981ForeignContinued from page 5ground needed to make intelligent decisionsat Defense. In addition, with Haig’s militarycontacts, and Reagan’s commitment to in¬creased defense spending, Weinberger maybe squeezed out at Defense. Even if thisdoesn’t happen, and Weinberger has a sig¬nificant influence on foreign policy, the ad¬dition of his opinion is of questionable value.He has a lot to prove.Last, and usually least, is the Constitu¬tional check of Congress upon the executive.But the election of a Republican Senate(with a good number of conservative Demo¬crats as well) is also a matter for concern. ADemocratically controlled Foreign Rela¬tions committee would certainly be morecritical of the administration than a Repub¬lican committee is likely to be. There is stillfrom page 1But during its three years of existence, se¬curity officers found the UP A “a papertiger,” according to Savage. The UPAlacked the resources of a larger labor orga¬nization to fight the University effectively inlegal and contract disputes.Last fall, Savage and another officerbegan investigating the possibilities of affi¬liation with a larger union, and the two, im¬pressed with ICOP, brought representativesof that union to campus to meet withmembers of the department. Members ofthe department were “unanimous” in theirwillingness to decertify the UPA as theirbargaining unit and associate with ICOP,Savage said. An election supervised by theNLRB was held on December 1, and ICOP hope, however, because the new chairman,Charles Percy of Illinois, has always beenmore liberal than Reagan or Haig on foreignpolicy issues. Any treaties or foreign policyappointments Reagan may make have to gothrough Percy’s committee. An early re¬sumption of the SALT talks will be a definitesign of Percy’s influence over the adminis¬tration. It will be interesting to see howlarge a role Haig and Reagan will allow himin formulating foreign policy.While the Carter administration de¬stroyed itself through debate, the Reaganadministration may do so through lack of it.Approaching the world through a single per¬spective is both foolhardy and dangerous. Ifthis world view does not coincide with reali¬ty, the administration will find itself in em¬barrassing and difficult positions with fewor no options. No matter what the form ofgovernment, the making of foreign policy byone man or from only one point of view isdangerous for that country. And, in the caseof the United States, for the world as well.Brian Close is a student in the Collegewas certified December 8. The campus se¬curity union is now a chartered local ofICOP, which represents some 8000 Chicagopolicemen as well as policemen in 50-60 su¬burban departments and downstate. ICOPis affiliated with the 275,000-member Inter¬national Union of Police, which is a memberof the AFL-CIO.Neither Coleman nor Savage was willingto predict the outcome of the talks or discussspecific demands. “We’re going to negotiatefor the best contract we can get,” Savagesaid. “We’re not going to be easily dissuad¬ed.” Although there has been no talk of jobactions, “what (the officers) would be will¬ing to do” to improve their contract “I can’tsay. That’s the part that wories me, becausethat could cause a real rift between our de¬partment and the community because thev“Tfleetuty Off Studentsc*t rfil tDivc4i6*t& *76eInterested in theProgram in theArts and Sciences Basic toHuman Biology and Medicine(ASIIIM) ' .TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 10, 19815:00 P.M.HARPER 130FACULTY and DEANS representing The University of Chicago'sSCHOOLS OF MEDICINE. PUBLIC POLICY, and SOCIAL SER¬VICE ADMINISTRATION will he present to descriln* the Programaims, content and relations with other programs. ASHl VI studentswill also he available to answer anv questions. Freshmen and Sopho¬mores interested in ony aspect of human health are especially urgedto attend. Library from page 1there are other things people would like usto do but can’t.” These requests includelonger hours for the reserve and circulationservices.Another obstacle to the purchase of a newsystem is the fact that the system would notreduce present security expenses. Becausean electronic system requires a guard toturn off the alarm when it is set off. the per¬sonnel expenses would not be reduced fromthe present level. The savings from the sys¬tem would come because the library wouldnot have to buy replacement copies of stolenbooks, Dillon said.Dillon said that he would consider submit¬ting a request for an electronic security sys¬tem in the next library budget this July.Nevertheless, he does not expect that fundswill be allocated for a new system. “Fromwhat I know about next year’s budget, hesaid, “there is not going to be that kind ofmoney.”would feel abandoned — to say nothing ofthe curtailment of services.”Coleman was somewhat optimistic, say¬ing that “we probably should be able to ne¬gotiate a fair settlement with this union.”He added that while the University wouldnot be able to increase salaries as much assome municipalities have recently, it shouldbe able to do better than some of those hithard by financial problems in recentyears.Tomorrow’s opening of negotiations withthe security workers union is the first day ofwhat promises to be a long spring of negotia¬tions for the University, with contracts formost major campus unions expiring beforethe end of July.The next contract to expire will be the hos¬pital nurses contract, which terminates at the end of February — approximately thesame time as the University is scheduled toreopen wage negotiations with its licensedpractical nurses.The contract for the service and mainte¬nance workers of Teamsters Local 743,which includes maintenance, housekeeping,and food service employees will expire onMarch 31. The contract with the Universi¬ty’s largest union, the clerical workersunion, also part of teamsters local 743, willexpire on July 19.Coleman said that the University will notset a pattern for wage increases in the earlynegotiations and simply give every union asimilar increase. “The wages of each andevery bargaining unit” will be reviewed in¬dividually,” he said, and compared with sa¬laries available outside the University.MATH MAJORSACTUARIAL CAREERS WITH ISOCHALLENGE YOUR ABILITIESEXPAND YOUR CAREER OPPORTUNITIESWHO WE AREInsurance Services Office — an expandingnational organization providing the property/casualty insurance industry with actuarialresearch, rating, statistical and other servicesYOUR ROLEISO actuaries review current insurance ratesby state and type of insurance with statisticalprocedures and other techniques to measurecurrent and expected economic, social, andtechnological trendsHOW ISO HELPSBy rotating you through various areas Ofresponsibility; paying for necessary outsidecourses providing both study time andin-house trainingTHE QUALIFICATIONSIf you have a 9S or MS in Mathematicswith an outstanding academic record, andare committed to advancement in a pro¬fessional business career — meet the chal¬lenge — become an actuary — come to ISO WHAT WE DCISO establishes and administers rates, rules 'policy forms and classifications for hundredsof companies involved m all phases of propertyand casualty insuranceTHE ADDED CHALLENGEYou can achieve professional actuarial ac¬creditation through successful completion often examinations in subjects such as EDPeconomics, insurance, probability and sta¬tistics. law, numerical analysis, operationsresearch and accounting.THE REWARDSExceptional m terms of income and pro¬fessional standing. Ultimate salary >s that ofhighest paid professionals, and actuariesfrequently move into senior management,as wellON-CAMPUS RECRUITMENT DATE: FEBRUARY 17, 1981.. 0Y INSURANCE SERVICES OFFICEEmployment DtvleionISO Water StreetNew York, New York 100SSThe Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, February 10, 1981 — 7Bored? Visit the Big BoardBy Paul DuffyIf the dull routine has you weaned to de¬spair, jump on the 7:02 IC next Tuesdaymorning, head downtown to the Loop, ancplay another role for the morning. Weargray flannels, pumps, or wingtips; grab aWall Street Journal and skim it distractedlyas you board the commuter car, and not oneof the businessmen headed for the ChicagoBoard of Trade will know that you are tryingto fool him.At Randolph and Michigan, get off thetrain and head with the throng toward La¬Salle street. Your ruse may start to becomeapparent here, but if you move with thestraight-skirted, button-down crowd, youmay go unnoticed. The throng has its ownenergy; you needn't worry about movingyour feet.When LaSalle Street ends w ith an art decobuilding that puts New York's RCA Buildingto shame (no small feat) you have reachedthe Chicago Board of Trade. Fifteen milesfrom your warm bed, at 7:45 a.m., you areurged to leave the crowd and enter the build¬ing where commodities are bought and solddaily.At 9; 15, while commodities traders, secre¬taries and mailboys scurry to their forty-two respective floors, take the elevator tothe fifth. A word of caution here: the eleva¬ tors can be deceptive, malicious devils.Some of the banks go only to odd floors.Some go to odd floors until the 27th, thenswitch to evens. Some are express, going toa single unknown destination. Some changetheir minds frequently and without notice.Some maintain holding patterns. The stairsare more reliable, but not at all business¬like.The fifth floor is an overly gracious, butinformative, visitors’ gallery. A gallery towhat? Ah, the fun has now begun.Look down into the pit of the fourth floor.See the clocks? See the hungover youthswearing neon-colored smocks? See thegrumpy men with ties askew' and cigarstubs in their mouths? See all the ticker-tape, the telephones, the blackboards andcomputer screens? Feel all the people andhear all the noise. You, as a pseudo-busi¬nessman, are about to witness the start ofanother day of frenetic transactions at theGreat Grain Swap of America’s Heartland.Soybeans, Minnesota wheat, barley, corn:there are oblong pits for each grain. Thereare many buyers and sellers for each pit. At9:25 all interested parties are assembled,papers in hand, and voices poised.The explosion of 9:30 is powerful and hi¬larious. Hundreds of grown men beginshouting and waving their arms as if in agame of demonic charades. They are yelling about corn, soybeans, and such, but theyalone know what is being said or to who. Thepages, in a rainbow assortment of smocks,wander about picking papers sporadicallyfrom the floor. They seems least ol all toknow- what is happening and seem least tocare Union wages and a chance to wear asmany punkish buttons as will fit on a smock is all anyone can ask for in a job.Men high above the circus and its smokeare writing figures continuously with theirright hands and erasing them continuallywith their left hands.All this continues until 3:00 p.m. The even¬tual result? We can all have corn-flakes withour breakfast.Pricing from page 0the varieties and brand names that are mostpromising in quality, taste, and price.2. Oats — Mike’s Mom’s Granola may bethe best oats on campus but homemade isalways better and cheaper. Oats are still abargain. There are fine recipes for cookiesand granola on the back of the big QuakerOats box. Cheaper brands are also avail¬able.3. Two good generic buys — Students canafford grape juice if they look for the rea¬sonably priced generic grape juice at bothMr. G’s and the Coop. Where the Welch’sbrand costs $1.97 for 40 fluid ounces (5(/'oz),the generic brand costs $1.63 for 64 ounces(2.5c /oz). Generic pecans are a good buy at$2.66 a pound.The survey is only a rough tool to get youthinking about w'here and how you shouldshop. The totals are also meant as a roughguide. Where an item is not available wesubstituted the average of the other twoprices for purposes of comparing the total grocery bills. N.A. means not in stock at thetime of the survey.We wish to thank Students for an Ecologyof Community for their assistance.Compiled ByJim Simeone, David ObstfeldThe following bodies have been foundand identified by Assassin Police:name codenameKathy Lindstrom JackalJim Powers X-rayKelly McCluskey JawsBrenden Henry Kon-TikiAndrew Maclachlan PenthouseTim Shinn AtlasMark Delman RabbiSteve Suding MainstreetMarya Schectman TickleMark Pohl MouthwashGeorge Bradbury RomeoSandra Lahti MichelobKjell Nyborg PacmanPaul Billingsley TrotskyLaura Notman GrouchoSLIDE LECTURE:JOURNEY OF CONSCIENCE: RETRACING THE SCENE OF THE HOLOCAUST(Slides of a trip in 1979 to Auschwitz. Maidanek. Terezin. Warsaw, MR. MARC POLLICK,Budapest, Vienna and Israel which was made into a TV documentary University Scholar at Boston Universityfor PBS). 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Feb. 18,198 The Ch cago Maroon — Tuesday, February 10, 1981SPORTSBeloit OverpowersCagersBy Andy Rothman Angelus agreed that the stall was acurious move for Belit at that juncture, “IfThe University of Chicago men’s basket¬ball team proved that it could stay with thenation’s number one ranked Division IIIteam, Beloit, early in Saturday’s game atthe Beloit College Field House, but in theend Beloit’s Buccaneers proved to have toomuch strength for the young Maroons tohandle as Beloit went on to its eighthstraight win, 63-47.Beloit Sports Information Director JoeKobylka did not find out about last week’snumber one ranking until a reporter fromRochester, New York called to ask himabout it on Tuesday afternoon. Beloit’sCoach, Bill Knapton, and the rest of theteam learned their status only hours beforea scheduled game with Lake Forest, whichthe Buccaneers won handily, 103-58.On Saturday, the Maroons knew they hada rare opportunity to defeat a team recog¬nized as the best in the country on their levelof play. Chicago also knew its chance waslegitimate. When the teams last met on No¬vember 28 in Chicago, the Maroons playedsloppily early in the game and gave Beloit a16 point halftime advantage. The secondhalf, however, saw the teams play evenly. it weren’t for that (the stall) Shack andMitch would have fouled out (each had threeat the time). It was still a ballgame. We let itgo until there were about ten minutes leftbefore breaking the zone. Ten minutes is alifetime in a basketball game and we wereonly down by eight. The stall probably hurtthem more than it hurt us. It took them outof their offense and we rested. When youhave the horses you take it to the otherteam.”Indeed, Beloit had “the horses”. TheBucs’ 6’5” senior forw ard, Mark Smith, wasthe Midwest Conference’s leading scorer asof last week, averaging 20.6 points-per-game. He wound up leading everyone Satur¬day with 18, while Beloit’s 6’6” juniorcenter, Mike Waterlander, added 15. Thepair also did a good job of filling the middleon defense, which is important against ateam like Chicago that likes to drive to thebasket. Angelus and the Maroons will not besorry to see Smith (an all-conference playerlast year) graduate this year. “Smith andWaterlander are so tough inside... we couldfoul them and they wouldn’t even know it.”With 9:04 to play, Price picked up hisfourth foul. Shackleton had picked up hisfourth a minute earlier and the two wereforced to play less aggressively than theymight have liked. Mike Murden came off thebench to spell both of them in the closingstages and played well, though he did notscore. Chicago was never able to mount arally at the end, and was outscored 6-2 overthe final 3:13, in a lackluster game. Shackle-ton and Wade Lewis wound up leading the Maroons in scoring with 11 points each.Beloit has now won 18 of its last 19 games,going back to the consolation game in lastyear’s NCAA Division III West Regional.Their only loss in that span came on Jan¬uary 3, when the Bucs were beaten by Okla¬homa Christian 70-65 in the first round of theChaminade University Classic in Honolulu.They are now 17-1 on the year, and 8-0 in theconference.The Maroons are now 10-6, and 5-4, Chica¬go will spend the week preparing for thisSaturday’s game at Ripon which presentsthem with a chance to avenge their threepoint loss to the Redmen on January 30.Ripon will be coming off an important gameat Beloit tonight, while the Maroons are stillhunting for the upset that would cap a strongseason.Chicago started Saturday’s game as if itwas not going to waste the opportunity, tak¬ing an 11-6 lead just over six minutes into thegame, and working mostly from its fourcorner spread formation. Beloit outscoredChicago 20-4 over the next 9:21, though,building a 10 point lead. After the first six ofthose points, Chicago Coach John Angelus,was slapped with a technical foul which Be¬loit could not capitalize on, as freshman for¬ward Tom Snapp missed both free throwsand Beloit did not score during the ensuingsequence.By halftime the Buccaneers had a 31-21lead. Chicago never appeared outclassed byBeloit, however, and could have pulledcloser had it not been for a three-of-eightfree throw shooting in the second half.In the second half Chicago’s freshmancenter Mike Shackleton, who had played atwo-and-a-half game stretch making onlysix of 31 attempts from the field, hit on fourof his five attempts and scored Chicago’sfirst eight points. The burst still left Chicagotrailing by ten, 39-29, though.Knapton could be seen gazing across thecourt, apparently staring at the far standsat least once during the second half. Thecause of his boredom was probably his ownstrategy, as the Buccaneers went into anodd stall after Shackleton’s fourth basket.Beloit was content to throw the ball aroundnear midcourt in an attempt to draw theMaroons out of their three-two zone, wastingalmost 3:30 before throwing the ball away.Chicago was able to answer with a basket,drawing within eight points, the closest itcame in the half, before Beloit stalled somemore. Desperation Shot by PatersonBy David GruenbaumKevin Paterson’s fadeaway turnaroundjumper banked off the glass with three sec¬onds left in the game gave Hitchcock animportant victory over Phi Gamma Delta33-32. This victory left Hitchcock and PhiGam with identical 10-2 records, but be¬cause Hitchcock has beaten Phi Gam in bothhead to head encounters, Hitchcock is the di¬vision leader.Phi Gam came out shooting in the firstquarter and opened a 4-0 lead, but Hitch¬cock, behind the consistent play of forwardJohn Amboian, knotted the game at 11 as thefirst quarter ended. In the second quarter,Phi Gam toward Dave Guilmette got hot,making a couple key drives to the basketand some nice outside shots. Guilmettehelped give Phi Gam a 19-17 lead at half¬time. The gap might have been wider had itnot been for the fine outside shooting ofHitchcock’s Jay Barish, who helped keepHitchcock in range.In the third quarter, Phi Gam’s Pete Wen¬dell got loose and pumped in several basketsto give Phi Gam its largest lead 27-21. In thesame period Wendell was fouled on a hit thatwould have been illegal even in intramuralfootball. The fourth quarter saw Hitchcockclose the gap to 32-29 on some fine offensiveand defensive play by Paterson. John Am¬boian made a layup with a minute left in thegame to make the score 32-31.With only a few seconds left in the game,Hitchcock’s Jay Barish brought the balldowncourt. Hitchcock waited until the clockwas down to eight seconds and then got theball in to its money man, Paterson. Unfor¬tunately, Paterson had three men on him,but with three seconds left he threw up the fadeaway turnaround jumper which bankedoff the boards and cleaninglv swished thebasket to give Hitchcock the victory.In badminton, previous champion MikeLichter reclaimed his coed title as he andhis partner Javors defeated graduate cham¬pions Mannino and Dominick. EarlierLichter and Javors had defeated residencechampions Seymour and Steintoch of Comp¬ton.* *' *sir"WHS** '— iM sW* •»'*** Trackmen BeatTwo But Bowto ValpoBy Michael OcchioliniThe Chicago Maroons won two and lostone last Thursday night at a four team trackmeet in the Field House. Chicago defeatedNorth Park College and North Central Col¬lege, by scores of 78-48 and 88-32 respective¬ly, but lost to Valpariso 83-47.Chicago’s Mike Axinn led the Maroonswith ten points, capturing a first place in themile with a time of 4:15.6, and in the twomile with a time of 9:10.9. In the mile run,Chicago’s Dave Green took the lead in thefirst couple of laps, opening as much as afour stride advantage on Axinn. Axinnclosed the gap, and by the fifth lap wasahead of Green. Axinn then exploded on thelast two laps, sprinting by himself to wineasily.Chicago also performed well in the middledistance events, capturing first and secondplace in both the 800 meter and the 1000 yardrun. Rich Heinle won the 1000 yard run in atime of 2:19.8, with Dan Levy coming in sec¬ond. Tom Matiski beat teammate Bob Fish¬er in a time of 2:00.0 in the 800 yard run.The Maroons gave up 27 unansweredpoints to Valpariso in three events, as theywere unable to place in the 60 yard dash, 60meter high hurdles, and the high jump. Chi¬cago’s strength continues to be in the middledistance and distance events, as theygrabbed first and second in those fourevents.Coach Ted Haydon was pleased with theMaroon’s performance in the two mile, inwhich Axinn came in first, Art Knight sec¬ond, and freshman Aaron Rourke ran well ina time of 9:56. Jeff Kaiser continues to im¬prove for Chicago, jumping 42’0” in the trip¬le jump and 20’8” in the long.The Maroons next meet is this Fridaynight at the Field House against Wabashand Wheaton Colleges.Games to WatchBO’S HOSE-ALBANIAN REFUGEES Wed6:30 BGSpread: Refugees by 2....The key questionto this game between two undefeated teamsis whether the Refugees’ big man BrettSchaffer will show. Bo’s Hose is a big re¬bounding team and could upset the Refu¬gees even if Schaffer does show. However,this possibility is magnified several imes ifSchaffer doesn't show. Bo's Hose is comingoff a fine victory over the Wall StreetWalkers on Friday night and will definitelybe up for this game.ABNORMAL DEYIATES-DIYINITYSCHOOL Tues 7:30 HCF1Spread: Divinity School by 6....Looks likewhoever did the scheduling for basketballdid a good job; all the important graduategames are at the end of the season DivinitySchool has been the best team in this leagueso far and it will have to be a really big ef¬fort by the Deviates if they hope to pull offthe upset.DUDLEY-CHAMBERLIN Thu 6:30 BGSpread: Dudley by 8....Dudley at this pointsimply has to be the best undergraduate res¬idence team; they have had no close gamesthis year and unless they are upset byChamberlin should finish the regular seasonundefeated.MISFITS-BOMBERETTES Tues 8:30HCF1Spread: Misfits by 6....However anythingcan happen in women’s basketball and theBomberettes are a good team.j->a«na S« The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, February 10, 1981 — 9LW,vv.r*»-.,CampusFilmBy Mike Alper and Neil MillerPassion (Madame DuBarry) (Ernst Lu-bitsch, 1919): Pola Negri and the incom¬parable Emil Jannings star in this earlyGerman historical costumer. KnowingLubitsch, it seems safe to say that it goespretty light on the history, as well as ev¬erything else. Unseen by this reviewer.Tuesday, Feb. 10, at 8 in Quantrell. Doc;$1.00.The Love Parade (Ernst Lubitsch1930); The prince consort (Maurice Che¬valier) of an overbearing queen (Jean¬nette MacDonald) finally manages totame his bride. This operatta has beentermed “the first truly cinematic screenmusical in America” by Theodore Huff.Unseen by this reviewer. Wednesday,Feb. 11, at 8:00 in Quantrell. Doc; $1.00.Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (FrankCapra 1939): Quite simply the most win¬ning film about politics ever made, asfresh in 1981 as it was in 1939. When a Sen¬ate vacancy needs filling, the governorappoints a boy scout leader (James Stew¬art) because the governor thinks Stewartwill be easily controlled by the crooked po¬litical boss (Edward Arnold) and the se¬nior senator from the state (ClaudeRains). They give Stewart a secretary(Jean Arthur) who is supposed to controlhim, but he ends up winning her over tohis simplistic, but principled Capraesqueview of politics. Together they fight thepolitical machine. Stewart’s rustic charmis appealing and we identify with his char¬acter, but Capra makes it evident that thischaracter is an anachronism. This en¬ables the film to have both a comic air anda grave political message; the commonfolk are able to win this battle because of acombination of luck and superhuman ex¬ertions from a type of man who does notexist in the modern world. Next time wemay not be so fortunate. Wednesday, Feb.11, at 8:30 in the Law School Auditorium.Phoenix Films; $1.50 - NM Utamaro and his Five Women (Kenji Mizo-guchi, 1946): All of Mizoguchi’s filmsserve as a kind of commentary on his ownlife, but Utamaro may be the most direct¬ly parallel to his own experiences as an ar¬tist. It is the story of a famous nineteenthcentry engraver whose great aim was,like Mizoguchi, to capture the soul ofwoman in his work. Don’t let the posses¬sive sounding title throw you — never wasa filmmaker more understanding ofwomen’s plight in an intolerant, male-dominated society. Thursday, Feb. 12 at 8in Quantrell. Doc; $2.00.Destry Rides Again (Geiorge Marshall1939): Part comedy and part Western,the film succeeds as both. Marlene Die¬trich is the sultry dance hall girlfriend of alawless town’s crooked kingpin (BrianDonlevy). The new sheriff of the townsends for the son (James Stewart) of anold gunslinger friend to be his deputy.Imagine the sheriff’s surprise when Stew¬art arrives without a holster and resolvesto clean up the town without carrying agun. This might be Stewart’s best perfor¬mance ever; his ‘I knew a fella once...’stories give the film hilarious consistency.After seeing Dietrich in this movie, youwill know exactly what Madelaine Kahnwas satirizing in Blazing Saddles. Theonly major flaw is that the film fails tomake clear its position on the proper placeof guns and the use of force in a system oflaw and order. Thursday, Feb. 12, at 8:30 inthe Law School Auditorium. Law SchoolFilms; $1.50 —NMThe Kids Are All Right: A fast-pacedchronicle of one of the most dynamic rockbands ever, the Who. The movie portraysthe roots, growth, and maturity of theband, framed against the aggressive Modculture they came from. The action is asvaried as the music, whose influencesrange from R&B to classical to punk. Themovie contains performances of classicWho songs, and includes their riotousantics during the Smother Brothers show,a Beach Boys takeoff, and Keith Moon’slast concert at Shepperton. Proceeds fromthis event are going toward WHPK’s driveto 100 watts. Thursday and Friday, Feb. 12and 13, at midnight in Quantrell; $2.00. Women in Arms (Victoria Schultz,1978): The first major documentaryfilmed in Nicaragua after the overthrowof the Somoza dictatorship by the Sandin-ist National Liberation Front. It examinesthe part played by women, both in thestruggle against Somoza and in the recon¬struction process which is changing Ni¬caraguan society in basic ways. The situa¬ tion the documentary portrays suggeststhat Nicaragua’s battles against tyrrany,underdevelopment and machismo are rel¬evant to both women and men in othercountries as well. Thursday, Feb. 12, at4:00 pm in SS 122. Sponsored by the Orga¬nization of Latin American Students(O.L.A.S.) and by C.A.U.S.E.; Donation$1.00.CALENDARTuesdavWomen's Exercise Class: Meets 9:30 am in the IdaNoyes dance room.Rockefeller Chapel: Organ Recital by EdwardMondello, 12:15 pm.Comm, on Developmental Biology: "Control ofGene Expression in Muscle Development" speak¬er Dr. Zak, 1:30-3:00 pm, Anatomy 104.Comm, on Public Policy Studies: "Analyzing theRegulation of Oil and Gas” speaker Mr. MichaelWoo. 1:30 pm, SCL 161.South Asia Film Festival: "Festivals of India"4:00 pm, Foster Hall room 103.Aikido: Meets 4:30 pm, Bartlett gym.Dept of Microbiology: "Rickettsiae: Permeationand Penetration Studies” speaker Dr. HerbertWinkler, 4:00 pm, Cummings 11th floor seminarroom.Anthropology Fieldwork Lecture: Chris Gray onBangkok and NE Thailand 5:00 pm. Harper 103.Gymnastics Club: Meets 5:30 pm, Bartlett gym.Outing Club: Program Meeting -"Open Mike"slide show, 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes 2nd floor.Physical Education: Free swimming instructions7:30-8:30 pm, Ida Noyes.Racquetball Club: Meets 7:30 pm. Field housecourts 1 and 2.Hillel: Israeli Folkdancing, 8:00 pm, Ida Noyestheatre.University Feminist Organization: Women’s RapGroup meets 8:00 pm in the Women’s Center, 3rdfloor Blue Gargoyle.Conceptual Foundation of Science: "Scientific Re¬alism and Naturalistic Epistemology" speakerRichard Boyd, 8:00 pm, Eckhart 209.Doc Films: “Passion” 8:00 pm, Cobb.Chamber Music Series: Peter Serkin, piano. 8:30Dm, Mandel Hall.Woodward Court: "Who Cares About the OlympicsAnyway?” speaker John McAloon, 8:30 pm,Woodward Court. Rockefeller Chapel: Carillon recital by Robert Lo-dine, 12:15 pm.Commuter Co-op: Get-together in the Commuterlounge, Gates-Blake basement, 12:30 pm.Crossroads: English classes for foreign women,2:00 pm. .Center for Cognitive Science: “Speech Planning"speaker William Cooper, 4:00 pm. Beecher 102.Gymnastics Club: Meets 5:30 pm, Bartlett gym.Table Tennis Club: Meets 7:00-10:00 pm, FieldHouse 1st floor gym.Badminton Club: Meets 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes gym¬nasium.Country Dancers: Meets 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Dances of England, Scotland and America taught.Beginners welcome.Science Fiction Club: Meets 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes.Everyone welcome.Hyde Park Al-Anon Group: Meets 8:00 pm, 1st Un¬itarian Church, 57th and Woodlawn. Info call471-0225.Doc Films: "The Love Parade" 8:00 pm, Cobb.Oriental Institute: Special Lecture-"Persepolisand The Redefinition of the Persian Empire"speaker Matthew Stolper, 8:00 pm.Hunger Concern Group: Meets 8:30 pm. Ida Noyesroom 217.Phoenix Films: “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington"8:30 pm, Law School Auditorium.ThursdayWednesdayRockefeller Chapel: Holy Communion in theChapel, 8:00 am.Kundalini Yoga: Meets 12 noon-LOO pm, IdaNoyes.PHI DELTA THETAUpper WallaceLower Wallacepresent CAUSE: meeting noon Reynolds ClubDept of Music: Noontime concert, Kevin Byrnesand Jim Brokaw, 12:15 pm, Goodspeed.Organization of Latin Amer. Stud.: “Women inArms"-documentary about Nicaragua's revolu¬tion and reconstruction, 4:00 pm, SS 122.PERL Lecture: ‘'Loose But Fitting: GeneralTerms in the Federalist” speaker Robert Streeter.4:00 pm. Classics 10.Aikido: Meets 4:00 pm. Bartlett gym.Dept of Physics: "Evolution of Turbulence in aFluid Heated from Below" speaker GuenterAhlers, 4:30-5:30 pm, Eckhart 133.Gymnastics Club: Meets 5:30 pm. Bartlett gym.Chicago Debating Society: Practice at 7:00 pm.Meeting at 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes East Lounge.Hillel: Slide Lecture on-"Journey of Conscience:Retracing the Scene of the Holocaust" 7:30 pm,Hillel.UNIVERSITY CHICAGOCLUBrISAJLINGRACING • CRUISING • TEACHINGSign up for Sailing Lessons SAILING CLUBMEETINGThursday, Feb. 12Ida Noyes 7:30(Meeting to be followedby free lesson.)rNOWFeaturing the Chicago Blues ofJUMP JACKSONAND FRIENDS5625 S. University• UCID1920’s Attire Requested IS THE TIME FOR ACOMMUTER REPRESENTATIVEIN STUDENT GOVERNMENT!VOTE YES ON THEREFERENDUM TO ESTABLISHA COMMUTER SEAT.STUDENT GOVERNMENT WINTER ELECTIONSTUESDAY, FEB. 10, 1981The Commuter Co-op farKifcbtoThis week’s specialEgg Foo Yungand Fried Rice 1654 E. 53rd955-2200Cocktails^and TropicalDrinks$1 99served until 2:30 p.m. Tues.-Sat. eat in orcarry outOpen daily and Sunday 11 a.m. to l a.m.( losed Mondays. Lunch served Tuesdaythru Saturday ll a.m. to 2:30p.m.10 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, February 10, 1981.ftCLASSIFIED ADS■CLASSIFIEDClassified advertising in the ChicagoMaroon is 75 cents per 30 characterline. Ads are not accepted over thephone, and they must be paid in ad¬vance. Submit all ads in person or bymail to The Chigago Maroon, 1212 E.59th St., Chicago, IL 60637 Our officeis in Ida Noyes, room 304. Deadlines:Wed. noon for the Fri paper, Fri. noonfor the Tues. papersSPACESublet 1 BR APT 3/9 5/10/81 1C andMinibus stops Furnished 47th andLake PK 5191/Mo Kevin 538 5719.For Rent Spacious 2 bdrm 2 bath aptover looking lake; perfect condition.In 1st class E. Hyde Park condo.Garage included. 24 hr security. Call667 8128 before 8:30 am.Transferring from city must rent 1bdroom in Newport. Upper floorbeautiful view. Fully carpeted A/Cavail immed 584 8269 after 4:30.1 bdrm apt available in 4 bdrm apt at57th and Drexel now until summer$160 rent incl. utilities. Call 241 6740SUBLET turn studio spr & sum qtr.Dorch 8. E Hyde Pk UC bus at door.324 7863Coop apt on lake: 2 br; 1 bath; eat inkit; Ig wbfpl; 28,500. 374-0219Studio $185/mo, free util. Desk, bed,dresser, sm fridge, tstr oven 55 &Blackstone. 975-7751 eves Scott.1 BR in 3 BR apt 57th and Dorchester-Little Pierce $200/mo incl all 363 2675Fern non smoker to share two-bedroom apt at 54th Ellis. Cat ownerwelcome. Rozalyn 363 8610.PEOPLE WANTEDOVERSEAS JOBS Summer/yearround. Europe, S. America, Australia,Asia. All fields. $500 $1200 monthly.Sightseeing Free info. Write IJC Box52 IL5 Corona Del Mar, CA 92625.Earn extra income. Part time. Easysales. 667 4339 after 5 pm for apptLab Tech Hospital and University RIAtechnician (prefer ASCP). Contact Dr.Maroulis at 947-5364.Full-time administrative secretaryposition available immediately atLutheran School of Theology: clericaland admin, responsibilities. Salary:$10,000 $11,500 . 667 3500, ext 214 8:30-4:30 pm.Students(s) needed to code questionnaires Minimum of 20 hrs/wk, total otapprox. 150 hrs. Prefer 1 student whocan work full time. 41/hrs. AmericanPublic Works Association, on campus,947 2545.Part-time secretary 15 hours/weekGood typing (50 60wpm) and organizational skills. Call Dr. Gendlin's office.At 753 2085Work-study job available to full timestudent with institute doing educationfor social change. North side. Call 9245057 for info.Paid subjects needed for experimentson memory, perception and languageprocessing. Research conducted bystudents and faculty in the Committeeon Cognition and Communication,Department of Behavioral Sciences.Phone 753 4718.SERVICESTYPIST Disseration quality. Helpwith grammar, language as needed.Fee depending on manuscript. IBMSelectric. Judith 955-4417.ARTWORK Posters, illustration, lettering, etc. Noel Yovovich 493 2399.Excellent, Accurate TYPIST will typeterm papers, theses, dissertations,reasonably priced. Pick up anddelivery on campus. CallWanda 684 7414 after 5 pm.Carpenter 5 yrs exp will exchangework for rent of room in U of C area338 5615. Theraputic Massage. W coast grad,yoga instructor. A neurocirculatorynonsexual experience $12.00 1 hr-V/2session. Eves. 955 1973.SHIPPING/PACKING World wide &USA Packing 8. Shipping services. CallAir Sea Pac, Inc. Tel. 312 766 8226 forinformation.COMPUTERIZED WORD PROCESSING/TYPING—all typing jobs ineluding: Manuscripts/Dissertationsand their Revision; Tape Transcription; List Maintenance; Form Letters—Nancy Cohen, 378 378 5774.TYPIST: High quality work byfreelance writer. Competitively priced, prompt; minor editing withoutcharge IBM Correcting Selectric.After 6 pm. 472 0860.Professional Typing ot resumes,thesis, reports, forms reasonablerates call Midwest Secretarial Service235 5417IVORY TOWER HOME SERVICEhire a student to paint, olaster, cleanyour apt, shop, put up shelvestranslate Latvian and much more!493 9108Professional Typing of resumes,thesis, reports, thorns reasonablerates call Midwest Secretarial Service, 236 5417.Typing term papers arrangements forpick up and delivery by calling 684-6882.PERSONALSWRITER'S WORKSHOP (PLaza2 8377)Women's breakfast club, 8:00 am(groan) Hutch. You know who you are.Be there.Are you an artist or a photographer?Would you like to display your artworkin EX LIBRIS (Regenstein 'A' level)?Call Sufia Khan 753-2249 or 753 3273.All XYY members:All material due this week at INH box.Convention to be announced soon.Sex AnarchyCAT LOVERS! Elegant cat, blackwith yellow eyes needs new home. Sheis 4 yrs. old and is spayed. 752 7477D babyLife is only lifenumbered breathsFlowers from the heart never die.Don't watch the time but come withme. Puppets or assassin.Love MS (real)Potential Agent Sonar Assassin:What's wrong, sap, can't find me?Clue Land of Enchantment homtown.ANTHROPOLOGY LECTURE/DISCUSSION: Chris Gray, An-thro. Grad, will speak on his fieldworkexperience in Bangkok and EThailand, Thurs. Feb 12, 5:00 Harper103.DISCREET MUSICTurn on and Tune in every Wednesdaynite at 10:30 pm for the best in the Progressive music experience. Foreignand Domestic, on WHPK-FM 88.3 inStereo. Music which is as ignorable asit is interesting.PASSPORT PHOTOSPASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE UWAIT. Model Camera, 1342 E. 55th St.493 6700.LOST AND FOUNDLOST Brown wallet in Cobb, Fri. Feb.6 Reward 324 0840 between 12am 7am.FOUND: Brown angora lambswoolgloves after winter camp at GreenLake. To claim call 3 2826 or come toHarper 269.RESEARCHERAVAILABLESeeking full or part-time work asresearch assistant to professor orother with similar need. Hours andpay negotiable. Call Peter at 643 6246 SPACE WANTEDProf, on sabbatical leave seeks fur¬nished apt to let Spring Quarter, nearUC campus. Piano desirable call 412361 7079.Furnished Hyde Park sublet apartment WANTED mid Feb thru Junesuited for family of four responsibletenants pise phone 643 8465 eves.WANTED to sublet one bdrm or studiostart Feb March end Aug Sept phoneMichael 268 1877.Responsible visiting female grad student writing dissertation seekingsublet min 6 mos starting mid Feb.Call Shelby 684 7654 after 6GUITARGuild D 25 Acoustic guitar Beautifultone and action. $300 with soft shellcase. 643 6246, leave name andnumber.COMING OUTisn't easy, but it's worth it. If you'regay and want out of the closet, we canhelp you make the transition. We'restudents just like yourself, and ourhelp is understanding and confidential. the U. of C. Gay Alliance drop bySunday through Thurs. 7 30 10pm orcall us at 753 3274 Ida Noyes 3rd floor.SCENESGilbert and Sullivan's IOLANTHE,presented in Mandel Hall, 57th andUniversity, Feb. 20 and 21 at 8 pm,Feb. 22 at 2 pm Tickets at Mandel HallBox Office.There will be an organizationalmeeting for all undergraduate womensoftball players on February 11, 1981at 6:30 pm. The meeting will be held atthe Henry Crown Field House in thewomen's varisity locker room. Formore information call Coach Kirby at753 3574.ASINGULARGROUPWe are a co op of artists and craftspeopie sharing selling space at 57th andWoodlawn. We are open Wed Sat 11-2stop in. New artists are invited to join.SUN & SAILINGSpring break in the Virgin Islands?Students to share cost of charteringsailboat in superb cruising watersBoat 200 at air 400 rt. Space limitedcall Hank soon 684 6054 or 3 3257.MAGAZINESClean out your house and bring current issues to Billings Hospital, 950E59, main entrance. Info desk.Especially popular: women's mags.Newsweek and Time, Essence, Ebony,Sports Illustrated.GILBERT ANDSULLIVANIOLANTHE at Mandel Hall, 57th andUniversity, Friday, Feb. 20 & 21 at 8pm, Feb. 22 at 2 pm. Tickets at MandelHall Box Office.VOTEfor some changes in Student Government, that hotbead of wishy-washiness. If you're an off campuscollege student out of the dorms, votefor Richard Kaye for the "Other College" seat on Tuesday, Feb. 10.COMMUTERSNOW is the time for a COMMUTERSeat in Student Government! VoteYES on the referendum to establish aCommuter Representative Vote Tuesday, Feb. 10, 1981.HYDE PARKThe Versailles324-0200Large StudiosWalk-in KitchenUtilities Incl.Furn.-Unfurn.Campus Bus at DoorBased on Availability5254 S. Dorchester SOC SCIGRADSVote for (write-in) Clark Wilson S.G.election, Tues Feb. 10NOONTIMECONCERTSEvery Thursday at 12:15 pm inGoodspeed Recital Hall. This week,2/10, a performance of music for fluteand guitar by Kevin Byrnes, guitar,and Jim Brokaw, flute.COMPUTERGRAPHICSLearn to use TELL A GRAF on theComp-Center's DEC 20 computer.Seminar will be held Monday,February 16, 3.00-5:00, Rl 180UNDERGRADS,VOTEChris Johnston, write-in for 'Other Col¬lege' seat, S.G. election Feb. 10.FOR SALETAPESTRY LOOM and warpingboard, $45.00; electric broom, $15.00;student mode! flute, $100.00; call 363-7153, evenings.12 x 12 carpet in good condition. CallFanny at 753 3595 days.POLITICALECONOMYProductivity: why the decline?Discussion sponsored by Union forRadical Political Economics Wed Feb11,1:30 pm, Harper 102UC HOTLINE 753-1777No motivation for work’ Need to knowa movie to go to? Call Hotline, open7:00 pm to 7:00 am seven days a weekX-COUNTRYSKIX Country Ski trip to Wisconsin Feb14, weather permitting. Call 643-1224for details.HOUSE FILMDATE FORSPRINGThe film lottery for spring quarterfilm dates and titles will be heldTOMORROW, Wednesday at 7:00 inthe Reynolds Club. Also to be decidedwhere to show films on campus, andthe establishment of a "WhiteMarket" for food coupons and askingfor a budget for IHC all IHC Reps mustattend.COFFEEHOUSEThurs. Feb 12, 9 pm-12 at BlueGargoyle, 5655 S. Univ. Ave. 9 00 and10:45: "The Cave Art Ensemble," 5-piece jazz group. 10:00: Poetry andfolklore of the Black experience by"Strong Black Voices." Food,beverages, fireplace; 50‘ cover. BEETHOVENCONCERTAll tickets for the Feb. 14 allBeethoven concert by the UniversitySymphony Orchestra and the Unversity Chorus have been distributed, butyou can hear the orchestra and choruson the following dates: Thursday, Feb12; Open Dress Rehearsal for allBeethoven concert (7:30-10:00 pm,Mandel Hall); Saturday, March 7;University Symphony OrchestraWinter Concert, with music ofSchumann, Britten, and Nielsen(8 30pm, Mandel Hall); Friday, May1; University Chorus, "A MusicalBestiary" (8:00pm, RockefellerChapel); Saturday, May 30, Universi¬ty Symphony Orchestra Spring Concert, with music of Schubert, Brahmsand Stravinsky (8:30pm, MandelHall). CHILDCAREAre you a working parent interested inbest possible care for your child’ I amcreative, loving young woman w/profexper. in caring for children of allages. Lg Hyde Pk apt, will providemeals, creative activities for yourchild. Days. Very reasonable fee CallAnne 241 7017 or 241 5410 anytimeLeave message Excel refs.RECYCLEMAGAZINESWe need current issues at BillingsHospital, 95 E59, main entrance infodesk. All welcome but especially:Women's, sports, black and newsmagazines.FICTION WORKSHOP>CAREERS IN PUBLISHINGThe Division of the Radcliffe Publishing Course, a six-weekgraduate program in book and magazine publishing atHarvard University will be on campus on Thursday, Feb¬ruary 12. A general meeting will be held at noon to discusscareer opportunities in publishing For more information,please contactWilliam Snyder753-3286/ HELP!Energetic, efficient student needed tohelp clean my Hyde Park home. About biographical fiction, (copies of TheShouri Dawiels fMolly Ramanusan)offering telling writing workshops.Journals/novels/short stories/auto6 hours a month. Good pay to hardworker. Call 493 1011 evenings. Salt Doll available at Staverbookstore). 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