THE CHICAGO MAROONVolume 90, No. 27 The University of Chicago Copyright 1981 The Chicago Maroon Tuesday, January 20, 1981Washington Dispute Key to Senate Coup?Newhouse BlastsSuf ia KahnLibrary: Noto CanteenGrowthBy Anna FeldmanLibrary officials have again denied Stu¬dent Government (S.G.) permission to ex¬pand the hours and the menu of the student-run Ex Libris canteen on the A-level ofRegenstein Library.Students on the Ex Libris governing com¬mittee requested that the coffee-shop opentwo hours earlier, at 4:00 pm instead of 6:00pm Mondays through Thursdays, and thatsandwiches be added to the menu. HowardDillon, the library’s Associate Director forPublic Service and a member of the can¬teen’s governing committee, has vetoed therequest, stating in a memo sent to studentson the committee, “I am opposed to the con¬cept of opening Ex Libris at 4:00 pm Mon-days-Thursdays and to the prospects of sell¬ing sandwiches or any other selection offoods which would tempt persons to use ExLibris as a dining room.”According to a report by the studentmembers of Ex Libris Governing Board, thecanteen “would be used in these earlierhours by students who want to study in thelibrary until their dinner but do wish to havea snack.”The coffee-shop was opened by SG in Sep¬tember of 1978. A pre-condition to its open¬ing was before library officials would per¬mit the canteen to open, they demanded thatthe written consent of the Associate directorof the library be obtained before anychanges are made in menu, hours of opera¬tion, delivery schedules, construction orrenovation, or location of equipment andfurniture.The students have won the support ofIrene Conley, Director of Student Activitiesand member of the canteen’s GoverningBoard. “There have been requests by stu¬dents for the availability of sandwiches inthe library,” she said. “Ex Libris was start¬ed in response to student need and wastaken on by SG. There is a real commitmentby the Board to serve students.”Students on the board brought up thesame proposal of expanding the hours ofoperation and menu, in April 1979. The pro¬posal met with resistance from Dillon, how-continued on page 4 By Chris IsidoreState Senator Richard Newhouse, (D-24),Monday refuted Mayor Byrne’s charge thatdissident Democrats were responsible forlast week’s loss of the State Senate leader¬ship to the minority Republican. “Theblame goes right back with the Mayor her¬self,” said Newhouse, whose district in¬cludes most of Hyde Park.The Democrats hold a 30-29 edge in thestate’s upper house, but with the absence oftwo Democrats from last Thursday’s ses¬sion, Gov. James Thompson ruled that amajority of members present could elect theSenate President. Democrats, realizingthey were one vote short, protested by leav¬ing the chamber, leaving the Republicans tovote 29-0 to make Sen. David Shapiro,(R-37), the new President.Besides lashing out at Gov. Thompson forthe move, Democrats also attacked eachother for the foul-up. Mayor Byrne attackedIndependent State Senator Dawn ClarkNetsch (D-13), and States Attorney RichardDaley’s allies, Sen. Jeremiah Joyce (D-28)and Sen. Timothy Degnan, (D-23) as beingresponsible for weakening the leadership ofSen. Philip Rock (D-18), who had been Sen¬ate President in the previous session.“It really wasn’t much of a coup,” Byrnetold the Chicago Sun Times last Friday.“Gov. Thompson just looked out and saw hehad the votes and went for it.”It still would have been unlikely thatThompson would have had the votes had ei¬ther of the two missing Democratic Sena¬tors attended. One of the missing senatorswas Harold Washington (D-26). Washingtonwas elected to Congress last fall, but he hasrefused to resign his Senate seat because hedidn’t want Mayor Byrne to fill his seat withone of her assistants. It is the Byrne-Wash-ington dispute that Newhouse and others areblaming for the loss of the Senate Presi-Mayor Jane Byrne’s surprise veto yester¬day of the City Council resolution abolishingChicago’s civil service code has done littleto soothe the anger of the city’s independentaldermen about the manner in which thatresolution was passed.“I’m pleased by the outcome,” FifthWard Alderman Lawrence S. Bloom saidyesterday after the vote, “but I am very dis¬tressed with the process that got us here.”“I felt like I was sitting in the Reichstag,”Bloom said of last Tuesday’s Council meet¬ing, when Council members pushed throughthe ordinance, which abolished merit hiringand testing for city jobs, and permitted thecity to fire workers without holding hear¬ings. The ordinance would have added about15,000 jobs to the approximately 10,000 nowunder the patronage system.The 38-6 vote came at the end of Tuesday’smeeting when Ninth Ward Alderman RobertShaw introduced the one-paragraph resolu¬tion, which was approved by the Councilminutes later, despite cries of outrage fromBloom and five other independent aider-men. “Even a veto cannot undo” whatBloom termed “a sinister sneak attack onthe civil liberties of city employees.” TheCouncil meeting “was a very chilling expe¬rience,” he said.“Without notice, without hearings, with- dency, and Newhouse is taking Washing¬ton’s side.“Senator Washington’s instincts wereproper and correct,” Newhouse said. “Thepublic ought to have the right to examineHarold Washingtonwho is placed in that position. What wasdone was a disservice to the district.”What was done was the Democratic WardCommitteeman from Washington’s Districtappointed State Rep. James C. Taylor to fillWashington’s seat. But Washington has stillrefused to resign, and is still considered theofficial senator by the state. Washingtonand other independents in the district hadfought Taylor’s appointment because theyfelt that as a Mayor’s assistant Taylor is tooclosely tied to regular Democrats to pushfor issues of concern to blacks.out testimony and without even distributingcopies of the proposal, the Council majoritypassed an ordinance which stripped tens ofthousands of future city employees of theminimal protections of career service con¬tained in Chicago’s Personnel Code and es¬tablished raw politics as the sole criterionfor public service employment in our city,”Bloom said.The rule of the majority becomes the tyr¬anny of the majority when the powers thatbe assume that since they have the votes thetime-consuming and occasionally embar¬rassing democratic process is mere window1dressing,” he said.Bloom said he doubts that anything can bedone to prevent a repeat of last week’s sur¬prise tactics, “especially when it comesdown to an issue as dear to the hearts ofmost aldermen as patronage.” A proposaltwo years ago to require the filing of resolu¬tions before City Council meetings was de¬feated, he noted.Although Bloom said he approved ofByrne's veto, he suggested that it resultedmore from pressure from public opinionpolls, and the financial rating services thanfrom her own opposition to the measure.Byrne had declared her intention to sign themeasure earler in the week. “I think theword was getting back to her from the finan- ByrneThe issue of the Senate President has notyet been settled either. Rock announcedafter the vote, that he still considred himselfto be the Senate President, and that SenateDemocrats would boycott any session of theSenate that is called by the Republican lead¬ership. They also brought the case to theState Supreme Court Gov. Thompson andRepublican Attorney General Ty Fahnerhave asked the Coufrt not to take the case *because it is a political issue. At press time,the court had not yet announced whether itwould hear the case.“I don’t think anything can happen untilthe court rules,” said Newhouse. “I thinkthat we have a pretty good case, but thecourts always do pretty much what theywant.”It is also unclear how the entire matterwill affect the workings of the Senate thissession. Despite their control ofthe Senateleadership, the Republicans are still the mi¬nority party by one vote, and the Demo¬crats, despite their fighting, may now bemore unified behind Rock than before Ifthey are to carry through on their threat toboycott any session of the Senate called bythe Republican leadership, quorum couldnever be reached and the legislature couldnever convene Thompson claimed on Sun¬day that Sen. Frank Savickas (D-27) hadagreed to make up the quorum in the leader¬ship vote by walking through the chamberwithout saying anyting. Savickas could notbe reached for comment, but an associatetold the Chicago Sun-Times that the Senatorwas only passing through the chamber onhis way to the bathroom, and was not inten¬tionally giving the Republicans a quorum.The issue of whether the session did have aquorum will be one of the things decided bythe Senate Supreme Court.continued on page 4Lawrence Bloomcial circles that this episode made the citylook amateurish and even out of control,” afact which could have hurt the city’s bondratings, she said.This may have been an important factorin her decision because Byrne has made adetermined effort to keep the city’s munici¬pal bond ratings high, Bloom said.Bloom Says Veto Doesn’tAtone for Council ActionI « II KThis ad is your chance to get a great car andsave $100. It’s a special offer for you fromAvis Used Car Sales. 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USED CAR Oes Plaines(312) 296-66561318 KishwaukeeRockford(815)968-0980Discount Code1980 Avis Rent A Ca/System Inc Avis'The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, January 20, 1981 Nobel physics laureate Hans Bethe willarrive on campus next week as a VisitingFellow, the University has announced.During his visit, planned for next Tuesdaythrough Thursday, Bethe will meet with stu¬dents and deliver two lectures. He will bestaying in Woodward Court.Widely known for his research on theproduction and use of energy, and for hiswork on theoretical physics, Bethe wasawarded the Nobel prize in 1967 for his dis¬coveries of the way the sun and other starsproduce energy.Since his retirement from Cornell Univer¬sity in 1975, Bethe has devoted much of histime to energy-related research, exploringpossible future sources of energy for theworld and studying the ways in which en¬ergy is presently used.During his lengthy career as a theoreticalphysicst, Bethe was responsible for impor¬tant advances in the fields of quantum elec¬trodynamics and shock wave theory in addi¬tion to his work on energy production in stars.Born in Germany in 1906, Bethe left his na¬tive country in 1933, after the early Nazirace laws forced him out of his research po¬sition at a university there, He came toAmerica two years later and, after receiv¬ing his citizenship in 1941, worked first onthe development of radar and then, in 1942,as the head of the theoretical physics divi¬sion at the Los Alamos, New Mexico labora¬tory that built the atmoic bomb.After his work at Los Alamos, Bethe be¬came a strong opponent of the spread of nu¬clear weapons, heading a 1958 Presidentialcommission on disarmament and helping towrite the nuclear test ban treaty of 1963.In addition to his Nobel Prize, Bethe hasreceived the Presidential Medal of Merit,the Max Planck Medal of the German Physi¬cal Society, and the Enrico Fermi Award ofthe Atomic Energy Commission.Bethe’s visit is sponsored by the VisitingFellows Committee, which consists of fourfaculty members and four College stu¬dents.Bowlers Roll in Florida;Win Spot in NationalsBy Sherrie NegreaQuestion: Aristotle thought the world wasmade of earth, air, fire and water but whatdid he think the heavens were made of? An¬swer: Ether,This question may sound like part of a Hu¬manities Common Core discussion, but forthe University College Bowl team its correctanswer was the ticket to their final victoryat an invitational tournament held in Talla¬hassee, Florida this past weekend.The University team won three games atthe tournament, and thus qualified to com¬pete in the national competition in NorthCarolina in March. Apart from the Universi¬ty’s squad, only one other of the 11 teamsparticipating in the Tallahassee tournament— Washington University — won the re¬quired three games to qualify for the nation¬al competition,The University team, formed just lastyear, was represented at the invitationalhosted by Florida State University by Col¬lege students David Rubin, Michael Alper,J.S, Gillespie, John Podhoretz and businessstudent Lorin Burte. These players werechosen through the University intramuralcompetitions held in December, in which fif¬teen teams competed, Also attending the in¬vitational was team coach Thomas Terrell,Assistant to the Dean of the DivinitySchool.Chicago played its first match against lastyear’s national champion California State atFresno and won by a score of 325-155. In thesecond game against Tulane University,Chicago fell behind by 85 points but thengained ground to win by 100 points.The final game brought little encourage¬ment to Chicago, the only northern teamcompeting, from the crowd of southernspectators who preferred to cheer on therival team from the University of the Southof Sewanee, Tennessee. After a poor startwhich left Chicago behind by 160 points, theteam made a comeback with less than 10seconds left in the game to win their thirdmatch.After winning three games, the Chicagoteam, which placed fifth in the national tour¬nament last year, was automatically quali¬fied to compete in the upcoming nationaltournament. All teams participating in thenational tournament win a scholarship totheir respective universities. Team captain Lorin Burte, who startedthe College Bowl competition here last year,was not surprised by the team’s victory.“We thought we had a chance to win, hut wewere very worried about Cal State,” hesaid.Burte and other team members, includingthe team mascot Jan Van Eyck, a stuffedmoose, were disappointed by the Floridaweather which they found not much warmerthan Chicago. Team member Michael Alpersaid the weather was warmer in Chicago.The competiton in Tallahassee was one ofthree invitational tournaments held aroundthe country before the final competition.Eight teams will qualify to play in the na¬tionals through the radio invitationals, and16 will qualify through various regionalcompetitions. The teams which have wonradio invitationals so far this year are Chi¬cago, Washington University, Harvard,Princeton, Davidson College and WakeForest University.Even though it has already qualified forthe finals, the U of C team will also play inthe regional competition for schools innorthern Illinois and Wisconsin next monthat the Illinois Institute of Technology.Burte said the team will play at the re¬gional “to defend our championship, topractice for the nationals and to play agrudge match against Northwestern.” Chi¬cago defeated its rival Northwestern at theregionals last year.GoodspeedConcerts SetThe music department will begin its noon¬time concert series this Thursday at 12:15 inthe new recital hall on the 4th Floor of Good-speed Hall. The concert will feature the Uni¬versity Symphony Winds in a performanceof Richard Strauss, Serenade and CharlesGounod’s Petite Symphonic for Winds.Along with the move from Reynold’s Clubto Goodspeed Hall, the concert series thisquarter will he “slightly more formal” withmore of a “performance forum”, accordingto coordinator Linda Austem. The audiencewill be permitted to bring lunch to the con¬cert hut is not encouraged to do so. Anymusic group who would like to play in alunchtime concert should call the Music De¬partment at 753-2613.NEWS BRIEFSService set for LurieA memorial service will be held Fridayfor Andrew Lurie.' " ">79 graduate of the Col¬lege and a studem the Graduate LibrarySchool. The service will begin at 4 pm inBond Chapel.Lurie died in October of a bacterial infec¬tion. A native of Brookline, Massachusetts,Lurie had entered the Library School at thebeginning of autumn quarter. While in theCollege, he studied humanities and he gra¬duated with divisional and Collegiatehonors.Spanish Club FormsThe Spanish Club will hold its first meet¬ing tomorrow at 7:30 in the Ida Noyes EastLounge.The group has set up a weekly languagetable in the Blue Gargoyle, is arranging sev¬eral field trips, including one to Evita andLa Margarita, a Spanish restaurant.Individuals in all levels of conversationalability who wish to develop their speakingcommand of Spanish through social and cul¬tural activities are invited to attend.State Dept. OfficialsTalk on El SalvadorA series of lectures, films and colloquiawill be presented this week to bring to theattention of the campus community thepresent state of affairs in Central Americaand the Caribbean. The Center for Latin American Studies will host two speakers:John Blacken, Director of the Office of Cen¬tral American Affairs, U.S. Department ofState; and Cheddi Jagan, former PrimeMinister of Guyana.Blacken will speak on “U.S. Policy in Cen¬tral America.” The State Department has inrecent months come under increasing criti¬cism for its support of military regimes inCentral America, particularly El Salvador.The murders of six opposition leaders andfour American nuns in that country last De¬cember by paramilitary “security forces”served to heighten public awareness of theturmoil in that country. Criticism of U.S. in¬volvement has reached a critical state, andhas been expressed in upper echelons of theState Department through a “Dissent Mem¬orandum” which circulated anonymously inseveral government agencies in Washing¬ton. Blacken will speak at 2:00 on Wednes¬day, January 21 in Social Science 122.Jagan is the leader of the principal opposi¬tion party in Guyana, the People’s Progres¬sive Party (PPP), and has held that positionfor the past thirty years. He served asPrime Minister of Guyana from its indepen¬dence until 1964. His government was over¬turned following a series of strikes that crip¬pled the country’s economy. Guyana iscurrently ruled by the People’s NationalCongress (PNC), headed by Jagan’s formerlieutenant, Forbes Burnham. Burnham splitwith the PPP in the early 1960’s and estab¬lished the PNC along racial lines, excludingthe people of East Indian descent that forma majority of the rural population. Indepen¬dent observers have characterized recentGuyanese elections won by the PNC asfraudulent and marred by widespread offi¬ cial vote stealing and violence against PPPsupporters. Jagan will speak at 4:00 onThursday, January 22 in Social Sciences122.Several other events are scheduled, spon¬sored by the Organization of Latin Ameri¬can Students (OLAS), the Committee As¬sembled to Unite in Solidarity with ElSalvador (CAUSE), and the Center for LatinAmerican Studies. On Tuesday there will bea slide presentation entitled “El Salvador:Country in Crisis” in Reynolds Club Loungefrom 11:00 to 2:00. On Wednesday the filmRevolution or Death will be screened at11:00 and 1:00 in the same location. At 4:00Wednesday a public forum on El Salvadorwill be held in the Lounge to discuss “Re¬pression and Revolt.” The forum will be mo¬derated by Professor John Coatsworth ofthe Department of History, and will includerepresentatives of Amnesty International,the Catholic Church, and the El SalvadorSolidarity Committee. At 8:00 on Wednes¬day evening a documentary film on Guyana,The Terror and the Time, will be shown inthe Assembly Room of International House.On Thursday, January 22, the film SandinoVive will be shown at 11:00 in Reynolds ClubLounge.Cropsey Lecture atWoodward TonightJoseph Cropsey will open this quarter’sWoodward Court lecture series tonight witha talk entitled “Liberals and the Left.”Cropsey is a professor in the department of—POST LIBRISCOFFEE HOUSESaturday, January 24An Evening of Folk Musicand English Ballads FROG & PEACHIda NoyesFood, Free Coffee political science.Cropsey’s lecture, like all others in theWoodward Court series, will begin at 8:30pm in the dining room of Woodward Court.It will be followed by a question and answerperiod and a reception in the apartment ofPera and Izaak Wirszup, the resident mas¬ters of Woodward Court.How Bad is Your Food?Student Government (SG) will soon begiving you a chance to either voice yourcomplaints about the University food ser¬vice, or if you hold the other view, send yourcompliments to the chef.The Food Services Evaluations Council(FSEC), a subcommittee of the UniversityServices Committee of SG, has prepared aquestionnaire that will be distributed ineach dormitory cafeteria, and in other de¬signated areas on campus. The question¬naires should be distributed the first weekin February.Swimmers MeetWomen interested in swimming have or¬ganized a club for serious but non-competi¬tive swimmers. The club meets at Bartlettpool Monday, Wednesday, and Fridaymornings from 9:30 to 10:30 am.New members are welcome and need notbe in “great shape” to join. They should,however, be prepared to swim one mile (88lengths) or consider this a reasonable goal.To join, interested women may simplyshow up at a workout. For more informa¬tion, call Kat Griffith at 288-8989.LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRYSupper and Discussion SeriesJanuary 20Technical Advance andHuman ProgressLangon Gilkey,Theology, Divinity School♦1+ Augustana Lutheran Church5500 South Woodlawn Ave.\ Eucharist at 5:30 Supper and Discussion at 6:00THE FREE VOICE OF LABOR:THE JEWISH ANARCHISTS.THURSDAY, JANUARY 22, 7:30 P.M. - HILLEL FOUNDATION, 5715 WOODLAWNADMISSION: Affiliated Members and Contributors: SI. OO; Others $ 2.00The Chicago Maroon —Tuesday,January 20, 198) — 3V olunteer BureauSuccessfulBy Margo HablutzelA bumper sticker on a door in WoodwardCourt reads “Volunteers Can Make a Dif¬ference”, and the Student Volunteer Bureauin the Blue Gargoyle is doing its best toprove this true.For the 50 to 75 students placed throughthe bureau and the local agencies who re¬ceive their services, volunteer work doesmake a difference. “The time a volunteergives is valuable, says Daniel Lappin, presi¬dent of the Friends of the Student VolunteerBureau, because it not only provides a pub¬lic service but because it also “gives the vol¬unteer a lot of self-gratification as well as achance to grow.”Most of the volunteers placed by the Stu¬dent Volunteer Bureau work either as tutorsto local elementary school students or in thefood services of the Blue Gargoyle, accord¬ing to Bureau coordinator Bob Reuter. Butthe Bureau also has listings for well over adozen types of work in places ranging fromthe alderman’s office and Chicago’s Juve¬nile Court the Southeast School for RetardedChildren and the Drexel Home. “We have awide variety of jobs,” Reuter said, “and wehave a success rate of about 90 percent whenmaking assignments.”That success rate is no accident. Volun¬teers are interviewed carefully before refer¬rals are made, and the Bureau receivesfeedback from both the volunteers and theagencies on the volunteer’s performance. Inaddition, the Bureau conducts an annualsurvey of the jobs available to students andthe specifics of jobs open to volunteers.In an effort to determine which volunteerjobs would best suit volunteers from theUniversity, the Bureau recently conducted asurvey of students’ career choices. After sifting through 82 returned questionnaires,Reuter said that the results indicated thatmost of the respondents preferred careersin law and politics, while health care and re¬search were at the bottom of the list.Although volunteers are not paid, Reutersaid that “a good volunteer is willing to givethe job the same attention and committmenthe would give an ordinary job.”“It takes a mature, responsible personwith a creative mind to volunteer,” he said.“The resources of students here are enor¬mous, and in volunteering they can becomeaware of skills they didn’t know they had..”But Reuter cautions that realistic volun¬teers know that there are limits to what oneperson can do. “If you’re trying to save theworld by volunteering, you’ll be disappoint¬ed,” he said.One steady volunteer during the past twoyears has been Darren Sharpe, who begantutoring elementary school students twoyears ago partly because of his dissatisfac¬tion with the University’s level of involve¬ment in the community. “There’s more toeducation than just academic skills; I be¬lieve that what I show and teach these chil¬dren now will remain with them all theirlives.”Anyone interested in volunteering maycall the Student Volunteer Bureau at955-4108 or visit their offices in the Blue Gar¬goyle at any time.Senatecontinued from page 1Control of the Senate leadership is crucialthis year. Because of the 1980 census and thestate amendment cutting the size of thelower house, this year’s reapportionmentbattle will be very important. With controlof the Senate, the Republicans would controlboth houses and the governorship, andwould be able to draw the lines for all theTheChicago Literary Reviewis lookingfor interested reviewers,writers, artists and poets tohelp with our winter issue.Contact Richard or Candlin at 753-3263 for details.Also, watch for the date of the Literary’snext two big eventsOur Sylvia Plath Bake-Offand Our Shelley Annual Boating Regatta(coming soon) state's congressional and legislative dis¬tricts any way they wish.“I’m sure there will be bad feelings aboutthis for some time to come,” said Ne-whouse. “The feelings weren’t too good be¬fore this started. This was a heck of a timeto lose the Senate. There was no need forthis to have happened.”Librarycontinued from page 1ever, because of fear that longer hourswould affect vending sales.In his recent memo, Dillon says that ex Libris was first opened in the library to pro¬vide more nutritious snacks than those al¬ready sold there in the vending machines.“It is perhaps inevitable,” he said, “that thepersons managing the Ex Libris coffee-shopwill approach it as a business and thereforewant to extend the menu and provide an in¬centive commission to the manager to stim¬ulate greater sales.”According to Sufia Khan, chair of the ExLibris Governing Board, SG Finance Com¬mittee received $7701 of the $8478 that thecanteen made in 1979-80. $5000 of this went topartially repay a loan from SG which hadbeen used to open the shop. $777 was paid tothe manager as commission.4 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, January 20, 1981had their pictures taken. For entertain¬ment, there were always dance bands —Walter Ford and his Shoreland Orchestrabroadcasted live from the Castillian Grillduring the 1930’s.Despite its popularity, the hotel alwaysseemed to verge on financial ruin. TheShoreland probably passed through thehands of more owners than any other hotelin Chicago. Each owner seemed to strip it ofsome of its luxuries.The original owners, a Mr. Gottschalk andfuture Olympic President Avery Brundage,sold out in the late 1920’s and long history ofliens against the property began. Local le¬gend has it that Henry J. Fawcett, the presi¬dent of the company that bought the Shore-land, found himself in such financial perilduring the Depression that he took a dive offthe Shoreland’s top floor. The hotel passedfrom owner, to bank, to insurance company,to partnership, as its finances whirled on anendless wheel of fortune.Everyone who bought the place had ascheme for making it a moneymaker. Mostproceeded to go broke. Restaurants wereconstructed in the lobby, then remodeled ortorn out. Some of the owners thought aswimming pool would bring success, soplans were made to construct a pool in theballroom. This was changed to a pool thatwould cover the roof. Finally, in 1959, theowner attempted to build an enormous out¬By Michael DabertinIn the 1910’s and into the early 1920’s EastHyde Park was a peaceful residential com¬munity, and the lakeshore was the perfectplace to play. All this changed when in theearly 1920’s, the south branch of Lake ShoreDrive was constructed. The Drive madeHyde Park more accessible from the Loop,and East Hyde Park experienced a buildingboom of hotels and apartment buildings: theParkshore, the Flamingo, the Cooper-Carl-ton (now the Del Prado), the Windermere,the Mayfair, and many others.In expectation of this boom, the JacksonShore Hotel Company purchased in 1920 alarge lot on the lakefront, extending from54th to 55th Streets. By 1925 it had erectedHyde Park's most luxurious hotel. Since itstood directly on the lakeshore it wasnamed, appropriately, the Shoreland. It wasto become Hyde Park's most famous hoteland also its most colorful. In less than fiftyyears it went from fancy child of the jazzage to a crumbling derelict of the early1970’s.University students who moan about thedullness of Hyde Park and drive north fortheir entertainment might be surprised tolearn that at one time residents of Chicagocame to the Southside for fun. Night spotsabounded: the Venetian Room in the South-moor on Stony Island, the Coconut Grove,the Midway Garden Ballroom, the TrianonBallroom on Cottage Grove, and a hugeamusement park called White City. CottageGrove itself in the vicinity of 63rd Street wasso illuminated that it was touted by commu¬nity boosters as “The Great White Way.”The popularity and property values of Ken¬wood, Hyde Park, and Woodlawn soared.In the midst of the Southside’s Gold Coast,the Shoreland Hotel went unrivaled as theswankiest place to stay.It was luxury that sold the Shoreland:terra cotta as white as snow, thick carpetsand glistening chandeliers, canopied veran¬das where waiters in red livery served tea,and a spectacular lobby filled with plantsand beautiful furniture. The Shoreland im¬mediately attracted wealthy permanentresidents, and, for most of its existence, at¬tracted the famous as guests.Yet most of the people who lived on theSouthside during the Twenties, Thirties, andForties remember the Shoreland as a placefor special occasions. Its ballrooms werehost to countless proms, weddings, conven¬tions, and University functions. In front ofthe hotel stood a large fountain,lit at night by a canopy of multicoloredlights, where tourists and wedding parties door pool in front of the hotel, but angryneighbors mounted a campaign to deny abuilding permit. No pool was every built.The Fifties saw a push toward streamlin¬ing the building. The management rolled upcarpets and painted the woodwork. Cande-liers and ornamentation were taken down.In the Sixties, the new owners attemptedunsuccessfully to convert the third andfourth floors into a sanitarium. Once again,in 1972, a development company drew upplans to turn the whole place into “residen¬tial apartments for the elderly.”As the years went on and service declined,most of the permanent residents remained;their apartments were untouched by theendless remodeling, and few other buildingsafforded such a lovely view of the lake. Itwas the transient rooms that went vacant.For guests, the experience of staying at theShoreland had become something less thanpleasant. In a letter to Alderman Despres in1963. a visitor from Colorado expressed hisdisenchantment with the hotel:“The hotel is about the worst thatwe have ever experienced. The ser¬vice was very bad. That I could stand.However, the building is absolutelyflithy and our complaints were disre¬garded. ... I, among others, was bil¬leted on the alley side of the Shorelandwhere we could not open the windowsto get some fresh air .. . as there washeavy black smoke coming from thebuilding to the rear of us and we wouldhave choked to death. So we spentmuch time in rooms that faced thelake, but we didn't get much sleep. Inaddition, the sheets and blankets werenot very clean and the bathroom w asfar from sanitary.”And so the huge hotel that had been a par-of excess in an era of extravagancetoward its end. Occasionally a guestto the city, remembering an earlier time,would stop to inquire about a room. Few-stayed. As if in final irony, the S in the hugeneon sign on the Shoreland’s roof burnedout, leaving a cryptic message. Pieces of thenow-grav terra cotta broke off and were notreplaced. Pigeons glided in the greatballroom. Dust collected. Pipes froze. In1974, the University of Chicago saved the oldhotel from final destruction.The University renovated the hotel exten¬sively, and it now houses several hundredstudents. The Shoreland stands as a monu¬ment to a transition in American life — fromthe extravagant, roaring 20s to the function¬al somewhat more austere 1980s. 1940 Shoreland MenuWho stayed at the Shoreland? Theformer employees I interviewed remem¬bered it attracting many luminaries.Some were guests so frequently that themaids remembered their roomnumbers.When Jimmy Hoffa was head of theTeamsters Union it held meetingsevery three months at the Shoreland.Bill Veeck and his family lived in the706 suite when he owned the White Soxfor the first time in the late Fifties andearly Sixties.Actress Diane Barrymore was a fre¬quent guest in room 928.Comedian Joe E. Brown stayed forlong stretches with his pal JoeGrabner, who rented an apartment atthe Shoreland for years.When poet Delmore Schwartz was aboy he spent summers with his fatherat the Shoreland.Actors Brian Donleavy and FredericMarch, actresses Linda Darnell, Syl¬via Sydney and Doris Day, baseballstar Nellie Fox, Supreme Court Jus¬tice Byron White, columnist DrewPearson, millionaire John D. Rocke¬feller, and Elvis Presley, all wereguests of the Shoreland.Michael Dabertin graduated from the Col¬lege in 1978 and is presently living and work¬ing in Omaha, Nebraska.In 1976 and 1977, while a resident of theShoreland Hotel, Dabertin interviewed pres¬ent and former bellhops, chambermaids,and residents in an effort to uncover the his¬tory of the Shoreland. They all agreed toallow him to use their recollections for anarticle in the Maroon.This article was written while Dabertinwas still a student, but was never published.Dabertin found it among some of his papersseveral weeks ago and sent it to us.The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, January 20, 1981 — 5The Shoreland Hotel:EDITORIAL LETTERS TO THE EDITORFood forThoughtWhen Student Government (SG)proposed that the A-level Regen-stein coffee-shop add sandwiches toits mend and stay open for an addi¬tional two hours on week nights, itshowed the kind of initiative itsmembers were elected to show.And when the Library turneddown this request, explaining thatit would tempt people to use thecanteen “as a dining hall,’’ itshowed the kind of bureaucratic il-logic which has no place on thiscampus. The expansion of ExLibris’ hours and menu is hardly aburning issue — it will do little tochange the general quality of lifehere. It is, simply, a good idea withseveral benefits and few, if any,real drawbacks.Students would benefit not onlyfrom having a more complete andconvenient coffee-shop in the mainlibrary, but also from the increasein the profits which would be re¬turned to the SG and given to otherstudent organizations. Against thisis the fear among Library officialsthat the canteen would be used as a“dining hall’’ and the belief that itshould not be run like a business.Neither of these objections seemssensible. It is unlikely that the ex¬tension of the hours and addition ofsandwiches to the menu will makethe snack shop any more of a dininghall than the pastries, drinks, andyogurt served there now do so, norwill it make it any more of a “busi¬ness.”The unwillingness of Library offi¬cials to cooperate on this matterand their long history of oppositionto the coffee shop’s existence illus¬trates the cavalier attitude someUniversity officials take towardserving students — the peoplewhose tuition pays much of theirsalaries and the Library operatingbudget. Begin is the ProblemTo the Editor:In the January 13 edition of the Maroon,Prof. Miyoshi criticized the military govern¬ment of the West Bank for their restrictionson academic freedom. However, the severeactions of the military government come inresponse to frequent violence from WestBank students. Mr. Begin’s “Iron Fist Poli¬cy” (May 1980) reaffirms the army’s powerto restrict actions on campuses, but only be¬cause student groups frequently incite vio¬lence: universities are undeniably centersof government opposition. Prof. Miyoshi’splea for a cease to military restrictions is animpossibility as long as violence continuesto emanate from student organizations.Obviously, the conflict is a vicious cycle.The military government is certainly thecause of much injustice. In order to resolvethe conflict the government must be re¬placed by a moderate Palestinian state. Butto ask for full individual and academic free¬dom in an area controlled by a military gov¬ernment is absurd. The purpose of a mili¬tary government is not to provide freedom.Rather, its intention is to contain whatIsraeli’s call the “Palestinian problem” bywhatever means necessary — including theabolition of academic freedom. As long asthe Begin government remains in power,the military rule of the West Bank will con¬tinue. I eagerly await the ascension of theLabor Party coalition, and hope that theychoose to resolve rather than perpetuate theWest Bank conflict.Alan DrimmerStudent in the CollegeLife?To the editor:Hi.It was really warm here today; the mer¬cury in the thermometer nailed into the out¬side oi my dormitory window read a breath¬taking 42° and the sky was absolutely blue.Ice was melting and slush was forming inthe streets; at least three people from myfloor went outside without their down coatsand hats and scarves and gloves and ther¬mal underwear and insulated boots and willprobably catch cold and get terribly ill andhave to take incompletes this quarter, but Iwent to the Reg, and had a good nap curledup in one of the soft plush chairs they haveplaced next to the windows.The third week of the quarter is just aboutupon us now, which means that it is time tohit the straight and narrow. Although I saythis even as a friend of mine is rolling an¬other joint with one hand and mixing Tequi¬la Sunrises with the other, I really mean it.Mid-terms are approaching much quickerthan Spring. And we all know what thatmeans: long nights in the libraries plowingthrough incomprehensible tomes on boringsubjects that no one has really cared aboutfor fifty years; ingesting ridiculous quanti¬THE CHICAGO MAROONProduction Manager: Joan SommersSports Editor: Mike OcchioliniPhoto Editor: Dan BreslauBusiness Manager: Lorin BurteAdvertising Manager: Wanda JonesOffice Manager: Leslie WickEditor: David GlocknerManaging Editor: Chris IsidoreNews Editor: Sherrie NegreaFeatures Editor: Laurie KalmansonAssociate Editors: Robert Decker, AnnaFeldman, Darrell WuDunnCopyeditors: Alice Ehrbacher,Kate Fultz, Donald LaackmanStaff: Sharon Butler, John Condas, Jeff Davitz, Aarne Elias, Jeff Friedman, DavieGruenbaum, Margo Hablutzel, Andrea Holliday, David Holmes, Ndle Honorof, AudrejLight, David Kirschner, Linda Lee, Nina Lubell, Jay McKenzie, Henry Otto, Trace PollNina Robin, Jon Shamis, Dan Tani, Joe Thorn, David Vlcek, Guy Ward, Kittie Wyne. ties of caffeine, nicotine, and Vitamin C;Xeroxing all the notes you missed in only afew short weeks of class; stocking up on typ¬ing paper and calculator batteries; and lastbut not least, remembering to eat well andget more than four hours a night of sleep.Somehow high school was a lot easier; youcould always count on Cliff Notes to get youout of actually reading all the books on thecourse list. As far as I know, no one has yetexploited the marked for more advancedcheat sheets. The greatest sympathy shouldbe reserved for the poor graduate students,whether they abide in the Humanities, theSocial Sciences, the Div School, the LawSchool, the Business School, or in the Uni¬versity’s various and sundry Committees:they not only have to read a lot, but theyeven have to devise brilliant and originalconstructions and solutions for the burningissues of their chosen fields.If free market theories when put intopractice yielded a world where the price of aConcorde ticket to Paris and/or London,Athens, Vienna, Istanbul, Marrakesh,Kenya, and New York City was a good with¬in the reach of the average, care-worn stu¬dent, I’d skip out this weekend and send youa postcard. Instead, I think I’ll go down tothe Art Institute, look at the paintings andtry to ignore all the awful, fussy, termite-ridden furniture; try to find a delicatessenthat offers knishes on its bill of fare; buysome new records, and maybe get somestudying done.That’s about it for now.Unsigned No Respect for WorkTo the Editor:I’m writing this letter with mixed emo¬tions. I feel University students are tremen¬dously lucky to have someone like JennyGurahian, Chairperson, Student Govern¬ment Activities Committee. I also feel thestudents don’t deserve her.I worked with Jenny in putting on the Jan¬uary 17 campus-wide party. It was her en¬ergy and hard work that made the partysuccessful. What did she get for her efforts?Thanks? Offers to help clean up? No, shehad to stay until four in the morning mop¬ping the floors as a reward for putting on agreat party.A chairperson, whether elected or ap¬pointed, should be an organizer and supervi¬sor. Jenny’s responsibility should be in get¬ting the band, beer, and volunteers. Oneproblem - no one is willing to overcome the“Why me?” attitude and help.When I invite friends over for dinner, Ihope they will pitch in, thank me, or inviteme to their place. If they had the attitudethat they “expect” me to cook them dinneror they somehow “deserve” it, hell if I’d in¬vite them over again If I were Jenny, Imight just have the attitude that Universitystudents can sit home on Saturday nightswith their books and bitch.Howard M. HeitnerLSA, PresidentChicago Style By Peter Zale©Copyright 1981 by Peter Zale.Assassins are BadTo the Editor:I am quickly becoming convinced thatthere must be some sort of direct correla¬tion between living in a big city (e.g. Chica¬go) and the descent of sane people into un¬imaginable stupidity, insensitivity, andcallousness, (let alone coma). Having livedon the west coast of Florida and havingtaken my undergraduate education there,my move to U of C, so as to attend graduateschool, has underscored some salient dif¬ferences that exist between the two studentpopulations. In Florida when some students(i.e. people) want to “play” or take-a-break-from-the-grind, for the most part they in¬volve themselves in interesting but ordinaryactivities (e.g. taking a walk or swim at thebeach, talking to one another, making love,cooking a meal...). Though I have no expe¬rience of the other schools in the Chicago-land area, it seems to me that when somestudents at the U of C want to “play” ortake-a-break-from-the-grind, they devisegames such that large groups of people pur¬posely and sedulously hunt down and “kill”other people they are assigned to “kill” withtoy dart pistols.I am angry, and my anger is directedtoward Chris Isidore (who authored the1-13-81 Maroon article “Life of an Assassin‘Agent Orange, prepare to die’ ”), the editorof the Maroon and our soon to be hunter-killers. It seems inexplicable, at least to me,that people who are more than likely to bevery, very aware of the terror, destruction and death brought about by guns, will stillinvolve themselves in supporting a “game”in which people hunt-down and “kill” otherpeople. Hunter S. Thompson has, in one wayor another, described inexplicable humanactions as being caused by either chromo¬some damage and/or high doses of a mix¬ture of alcohol and drugs. Now 1 am not say¬ing that everyone who is involved in the“game” of Assassins is a drug head or gene¬tically altered, but what I am saying is thatthe organization and participation in the“game” of Assassins is inexplicable whenyou remind yourself of the hourly deathsthat are occurring in the U.S. due to guns;as a consequence, I question the form andlevel of the mentality and humanity ex¬pressed by the organizers of and the partici¬pants in Assassins. Chris Isidore wrote anarticle which cast a seemingly fun-filled, in¬nocent and benign light on the “game” ofAssassins. People are dying in Chicagolandand around the U.S. of A. because of the ac¬ceptance, by the people, of mental and phys¬ical violence as one major facet of our lives.The “game”of Assassins is not a game inthe true sense of the word since the partici¬pants will not learn anything that can be ap¬plied in civilized and interpersonal situa¬tions; all that they will learn is to directtheir wits and cunning towards the aggres¬sive hunting and “killing” of people. The“game” of Assassins is not fun filled, nor isit innocent or benign, but is a terrible andvicious reflection of the violent mentalityand lack of humanity that exists in ourcountry today. Jonathan WeissGraduate Student6 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, January 20, 1981VIEWPOINTJonathanAdoration Z. Smith and theof the College°}s, etal.us find them.)Wu-L m ,h" rht < „»<, «vi" ,u'r**■* ' 'I'* •'4U-*■ (hem»}. .1 "tUfw. „ , . ,u' «'«f„II** H f “«i «i I* 'h<^■,r r 'v'"" '•*'’•»Affthtu At ?* ,U,h •*' hicf . * ( "«« *•By Richard KayeOne frequently hears that the College ofthe University of Chicago is never giventhe kind of attention it deserves by peopleoutside of the University community.Again and again we learn that the Col¬lege’s genuine merits go sorely unappre¬ciated by people who should know better.The Admissions Office’s difficulties in re¬cruiting college students (“Golly, youmean it’s a private school? And I won’t getinjured—stabbed?”) are by now well-known. Otherwise informed individualsare forever mistaking the College forsomething it isn’t making the College’s jobof promotion and publicity close to Hercu¬lean. What other university of the U. of C.’sstature finds it necessary to advertise itsCollege by contracting Chicago’s presti¬gious advertising firm of Foote, Cone andBelding to design a full-page ad on the Col¬lege to read, in large print and with near-desperate self-adoration, “We’re lookingfor 700 Einsteins, Aristotles, Tolstoys, etal.” The efforts at recruitment are positi¬vely heart-breaking.Now, in the continuing struggle to givethe College attention and keep it lookinggood, we have the latest issue of The Uni¬versity of Chicago Magazine, the official,glossy publication of the University of Chi¬cago Alumni Associaton. In the November1980 Magazine there is a lengthy article bydean of the College and professor in theDepartment of New Testament and EarlyChristian Literature, Jonathan Z. Smithoutlining his thoughts on the College. En¬titled “The College Today—How Has itChanged?”, the piece appears next to twoother articles by Smith on the College: oneis a brief attempt at destroying the“myth” of the all-studious College studentand the other is a transcript of DeanSmith’s cheering address to the Class of1984 (“...we will labor together in the hopethat we may become better citizens...It ismy privilege on behalf of the College to in¬vite you to join us in this endeavor...to wishyou many years of exhilirating damnedhard work.”). All in all, the Magazine ispractically a bonus issue of Dean Smith’sopinions and ideas on the central ambi¬tions and ideals of the College, completewith a marvelous U. of C. touch (a bibliog¬raphy of “Suggested further reading!).But for all of Dean Smith’s obvious eru¬dition on the specifics of the Common Coreprogram, for all of his chatty but tired dis¬cussion of the “relevance” of teachingEuripides and Plato, the cumulative effectof Dean Smith’s articles is one of madden¬ing complacence about the current state ofthe College. The dean has composed aseries of evasive, shamelessly flatteringstatements about the College which some¬how manage to miss all of the current andimportant issues concerning undergradu¬ates today. Just at a time when the Col¬lege’s composition seems to be changing,and when so many of us are hungry forsome rigorous public discussion on the Col¬lege’s major problems, Dean Smith has is¬sued an empty document, something ap¬proaching an advertisement. It’s a lovepoem addressed to the College, and a largenumber of undergraduates were eitherfurious or in giggles when Dean Smith’spronouncements arrived on campus in theUniversity of Chicago Magazine. Granted, “The College Today—How Hasit Changed?” was published in the Univer¬sity’s Alumni Magazine, whose centralpurpose is to get former Chicago studentsto fall over themselves in a mad dash fortheir checkbooks. But why should thisbland essay be the only public, officialstatement we get from a University ad¬ministrator which discusses the College inany detail? Why should alumni—now liv¬ing a safe distance from campus and anyairing of undergraduate frustrations withthe College—only get to read Dean Smith’sveiled and much less-than honest profile ofthe College today? Aren’t they entitled tosomething more? But most important,how on earth did Jonathan Z. Smith man¬age to avoid so many issues in such a longarticle? Where in this six-page piece on“The College Today” is any word on whatmay prove to be the most important recentdecision on the College - President Gray’sannouncement that the College will gra¬dually increase its size by three-hundredstudents? By what astonishing feat of rhet¬oric did Dean Smith manage to go on andon about the Core curriculum without men¬tioning that more and more teaching assis¬tants may soon be teaching entire Coreclasses by themselves? Where is there theleast mention of the tremendous problemsthe College has in recruiting professors toteach in the Core? I happen to agree withDean Smith that the Common Core has in¬tegrity, that it makes the College one of themore unique in higher education, but isn’tthere something a trifle ironic going onwhen an undergraduate program as hon¬ored and respected as the Common Core hasenormous difficulty attracting professors toits ranks?Then there are the stickier issues whichDean Smith could probably never discuss inthe pages of the Alumni Magazine but whichare forever being talked about by under¬graduates. There is, for example, the frus¬tration of students who sit through severalyears of crowded, unimaginatively and per¬functorily taught physical science and civili¬ zation courses which are required by theCore but which are often very far from itsspirit (it’s easy to picture this university’sgreat college innovator, Robert Hutchins,rolling over in his grave at the sight of ourbig, auditorium-sized classes). There is theissue of the quarter system itself, which somany students and faculty members are un¬happy with but which still persists. Thisisn’t the place to discuss the pros and cons ofthese matters, but they are often debated oncampus. Dean Smith is doing no one a ser¬vice — not alumni, not students, not faculty— by pretending they are not there asissues.In one sense, it’s rather impossible toargue with the gist of Jonathan Z. Smith’sarticle. Lines such as “The College is astrange thing, and this is difficult to con¬vey”, or “One of the interesting things aboutthis place is that the Core produces no satis¬faction” are so vague, so innocuous, thatthey defy argument. But at one point in“The College Today” Dean Smith says:We have, in the best sense of theword, a conservative student body. Itjust happens that our recruitment hasdrawn on a substantial number of peo¬ple who have been attracted to this in¬stitution by talking to alumni, talkingto relatives of alumni, and the like,who come here with a certain vision ofthe place. It is not always an accuratevision, but it’s why they came. Andthey don’t want it changed.One might argue that is is precisely becauseof Alumni Magazine articles like “The Col¬lege Today” that students have an inaccu¬rate vision of the College, but let that pass.And let’s forget for the moment the fact thatincoming students in the College are becom¬ing conservative in the worst sense of theword, that, as many people have lately ob¬served, the freshmen classes are lookingpreppier and duller than ever. Further¬more, I’m not entirely certain that the stu¬dent body is conservative because “it just so happens”. It might be more administrative¬ly deliberate than Dean Smith cares toadmit. What is most unsettling about theabove paragraph is its final, remarkablepresumptousness, it downright condescen¬sion. By what process of investigation didJonathan Smith ascertain that all studentson this campus do not want to see changes inthe Core’s curriculum? It’s almost embar¬rassing to have the point out that some stu¬dents think one way about the Core andsome think another way; some want it allchanged, and they usually end up leaving,and some are happy with all but a fewaspects of the Core. Why must Dean Smithblur all argumentative distinctions, whymust he refer to College students as if theyconstituted a herd of like-thinking minds?The part of Jonathan Z. Smith’s three-partarticle on the College w’hich is most infuriat¬ing, and which is most informed by this pe¬culiar condescending tone, is the part whichwas boxed off under the headline, “TheMyth About the College”. Here Dean Smithattempts to explode the belief — actually, hecalls it a “mythology”, which suggests hethinks it is quite elaborate — “that studentswho are in the College don’t do anything butstudy.” Smith’s answer to the student whocomplains that everyone at the U. of C. stu¬dies and that there are too few activities iseasy to summarize: the student who thinksthis is deluding him or herself, according toSmith. “He sees himself as part of themyth,” writes Smith of one such student,“and he didn’t want me to destroy it”. Howon earth do you begin to argue with a personwho insists that your own impressions, feel¬ings and convictions are self-deceptions?It’s the ultimate condescension. Onceagain one has to insist that there are grada¬tions of feeling, some students embody themyth, and others do not. Dean Smith be¬lieves it is enough to drag out the case of astudent who attends Doc films and soccer in¬tramurals to prove that there are no nerdyeggheads here.But how can one begin to debate someonewho is so bent on boosting you with propa¬ganda that he can obliterate the facts withsentences such as, “W’ith the exception of avivid fraternity life, or an intense intercolle¬giate football schedule, what goes on herewould match, or surpass, the activities atany college in the country”? There is noway.I'd like to end this on something of a per¬sonal note. When I return home at vacationtime and I’m asked, as a lot of studentssometimes are, to speak to students at highschools and gatherings about the Universi¬ty, nothing could please me more. I knowthere are enough good points about the Uni¬versity to keep it chock-ful! of committed,interesting students for some time to come.But I would not lie to them about the Univer¬sity’s problems, and I don’t expect anyoneelse to. It's about time to declare a morato¬rium on the kind of mindless self-promotionwhich some University people believe is inthe University’s best interests What’s sodisturbing about articles like “The CollegeToday — How Has it Changed0” is that it’sevidence that some people would cheerilyprefer that University not change at all. Andw'hat is even more disturbing is that Jonath¬an Z. Smith, so well-versed in the great aimsand aspirations of the College, seems uncon¬cerned about the more real and problematicpreoccupations of its undergraduates.The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, January 20, 1981 — 7VEND-A-COPY ANNOUNCESTHE COPICARDVend-A-Copy announces a new COPICARD servicewhich will be available on library photocopy machines onor about February 1, 1981. The COPICARD is a walletsize card which will be available in four denominations.The number of copies purchased is encoded on the COPICARD and as each photocopy is made the Vend-A-Copyequipment deducts one copy from the encoded card.When the encoded copies have been expended, the cardmay be discarded and replaced by purchasing a new one.COPICARD prices will be: QUANTITY COPICARD Price Price per copy100 $ 7.00 $.07300 18.00 .06500 27.50 .0551000 50.00 .05Copicards will be sold at the Cashier's Office of Regen-stein Library weekdays from 9:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., andon Saturdays from 9:30 a.m. to 1:00 p.m. COPICARDSmay be purchased by mail direct from Vend-A-CopyCorporation, 765 Route 83, Suite 113, Bensenville, Ill¬inois 60106.On or about February 1. 1981 the coin-operated price of the Vend-A-Copyphotocopy machines in the libraries of the University of Chicago will be10 cents. 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Conatanpy UpdatedC#nt#f Salt StudyThan V Map us Caat 8 AbroadTOLL FREE 600223 17628 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, January 20, 1981SPORTSWomenCrushN. ParkBy Audrey LightThe women’s basketball team proved itcan make a dramatic comeback, defeatingNorth Park College on Saturday. TheMaroons were coming from a crushing 71-47loss to Valparaiso in which, according toCoach Diann Nestel, “We just didn’t getclicking.”Saturday, however, they were clicking.They played the second half against NorthPark with all three big players in foul tro¬uble and play making guard Carol Weesnerout with an injured knee. Nevertheless, goodoutside shooting and valuable bench supportcarried Chicago to a 71-63 victory.The Maroons shot impressively overNorth Park’s zone, with Janet Torrey do¬minating. Torrey sunk the game’s first sixpoints and finished up with 18 points, tenfrom the outside. It was the senior guard’sbest shooting performance this season, al¬though a key offensive weapon in pastyears. “I overcame a confidence lapse inthe past three games,” Torrey admitted.“And they played a sagging zone so it waseasier for the outside shooters.”It was hot shooting that broke the gameopen for Chicago late in the first half. Afternursing a small lead the first 15 minutes ofplay, Chicago fell behind by two points.Weesner connected from the outside to tiethe score at 25, and then hit a baseline shotto even the score again at 27. A few secondslater, Weesner sustained the injury and wascarried off court. But her teammates cameback firing, with Torrey hitting two longbombs and two freethrows. Sue Fortunatoadded a long range fieldgoal. Weesner’s re¬placement Karin Van Steenlandt hit twofreethrows and a fastbreak lay-up at thebuzzer to give Chicago a 39-31 half-time ad¬vantage.Chicago hung on to its lead throughout the second half despite being in foul trouble.With Mary Klemundt already on the benchwith four fouls, Helen Straus committed herfourth only two minutes into the half. NadyaShmavonian picked up the slack with aneight-point scoring binge, but picked up herfourth foul at 11:12. At that point, Nestelswitched the team from the usual player-to-player defense to a 2-3 zone. The strategyworked and the Maroons held on to win.Torrey’s 18 points led the other scorers,but Shmavonian was close behind with 15.Van Steenlandt added nine and ChristieNordhielm sunk seven in a four-minutespan. Shmavonian led the team in rebound¬ing with 11. Straus, Klemundt, Van Steen¬landt, and Kim Hammond pulled down fourapiece.Nestel praised the team for overcomingWeesner’s absence. “Carol has a presenceon the court that gives the other kids con¬fidence,” said Nestel. “But they pulled to¬gether and played smart ball.” Nestel saidthe preliminary report on Weesner was“thumbs up,” and predicted that the team’sonly freshman starter will return before theseason’s end.The victory over North Park gives theMaroons a 1-0 record in the district, and 4-3on the season. They have a weeklong restbefore Friday’s game at 7:30 against IllinoisBenedictine at the fieldhouse. Chicago: Mediocre CityBy John CondasIn population, Chicago ranks secondamong United States cities. In professionalsports, however, a second place finish wouldseem like a godsend. Although Chicago canboast of a large commercial market, a mar¬ket which willing to support nearly anysport, owners are willing to spend little ontheir teams either for good players or quali¬ty management.The Chicago Bulls of the National Basket¬ball Association currently boast a 21-25 re¬cord, mired in third place in the Central Di¬vision, 13 games behind division leaderMilwaukee. Their owner, Arthur Wirtz, ru¬mored to be not one of the league’s mostgenerous, acquired two guards in the off¬season to supposedly gel the team. Afterstarting slowly, the Bulls won seven in arow, and Chicagoans were already predict¬ing an NBA championship for the Bulls. Un¬fortunately, the Bulls then proceeded to losesix in a row, including one to the hapless ex¬pansion team, the Dallas Mavericks. TheBulls possess one of the fastest teams in theNBA, yet their coach, Jerry Sloan, still re¬members his glory days with the Bulls whenthey would consider a fast break a sin andscoring 80 points a major accomplishment.Men WinRecord in Wisconsin,up to $-3The Chicago Maroons men’s basketballteam won its third straight conference gamelast Saturday, beating Lawrence University67-57 at Appleton, Wisconsin.The Maroons played Lawrence earlier inthe season, beating them by a score of 71-59at the Henry Crown Field House. Last Satur¬day’s game saw the Maroons and Lawrencetied at the half 39-39, with Chicago pullingaway in the second half after Wade Lewis’dunk ignited the Maroons’ offense. AfterLewis’ dunk, Chicago ran off seven straightpoints, building a ten point lead that theynever relinquished. Mitch Price and Mike Shackleton, Chicago’s two big men, fouledout of the game, as Chicago had a total of 25team fouls to Lawrence’s 14. Lewis led theMaroons in scoring with 20 points, and PeteLeinroth added 14. Dan Busiel led Lawrencewith 18 points.Chicago has won seven of its last eightgames, raising its record to 8-3 overall and3-1 in the conference. Chicago plays LakeForest this Wednesday on the road, afterbeating that team last week 73-48. TheMaroons' next home game is this Saturday,against Knox College at the Field House.— Michael OcchioliniFishbein Upsets Greenwood in IMBy David GruenbaumIn a battle for the White league lead, un¬defeated Fishbein defeated previously un¬beaten Greenwood 39-35 on Friday. Green¬wood was favored going into the game andindeed jumped off to a quick 10-2 lead at theend of the first quarter. Fishbein’s NoelMoore brought Fishbein to within two on twofoul shots and a nice pass leading to a fieldgoal, and at the half Greenwood led 18-16.But Fishbein brought out its much fearedfull court press to open the second half andforced the opposition to panic. Greenwoodmade two hideous in-bounds passes that re¬sulted in easy Fishbein layups, and Fishbeinhad its first lead 22-18. But Jim Sals, Green¬wood’s dynamic offensive forward coun¬tered with several fine fadeaway shots fromthe corner and drives to the basket to tie thegame at 28 as the third quarter ended. Thegame was tied at 33 until Greenwood madethe mistake of fouling Larry Neubauer whogave Fishbein a 35-33 lead. After calmlysinking those two free throws, Neubauerwent on to sink four more free throws on twoother Greenwood fouls, and Fishbein ran outthe clock, winning 39-35.Games to WatchE.F.U. STEW — CHAMPS Wed 6:30Spread: Champs by 4 . . . Last time thesetwo teams met, the Champs squeaked by 49-47. The Champ’s biggest problem is get¬ting all their members to show for games.E.F.U. Stew is a really good team and couldupset, especially if even a couple of theChamps don’t show’.BRM - TRIMMED & BURNING Tues 7:30HCF 2Spread: BRM by 10 . . . Even though no¬body seems to knw what BRM stands for,the fourth ranked team has been fairly awe¬some this year. Trimmed and Burning waseliminated from the playoffs last week be¬cause of referee forfeitures and it has yet tobe determined whether this will have an in¬spiring or demoralizing effect on the team.DEWS BROTHERS - COMMUTERS Tues7:30 HCF 3Spread: Dews Brothers by 6 .. . Last time =these two teams met, the Dews Brothers*pulled their first upset of the season in beat- £ing the highly favored Commuters. Until =last week though the Commuters had been Qreally pulling it together, and crowned theirwinning streak by an impressive victoryover gritty Lower Rickert. But tragedy hasstruck the Commuters in the form of anankle injury to their superstar forward andall-star w ide receiver, Bill Seeper. The wordis that the Commuters will try to get Brian“The Pre-Med” McLean to go hardship tofill the void of the missing Seeper. DIVINITY SCHOOL — NORVAL’S CRIMI¬NALS Tues 8:30 HCF 2Spread . Divinity School by 14 ... DivinitySchool has been steadily winning game aftergame by large margins in continuing to holdon to their undefeated record and secondplace ranking Thus, Sloan’s nostalgic coaching changesthe begging-to-run Bulls into a sluggish, bor¬ing team.The Black Hawks are currently 17-22-6 inthe National Hockey League. Acknowledgedfor years as being one of hockey’s most bor¬ing teams, allowing goaltender Tony Espo¬sito to get shell-shocked every game, themanagement did not help matters by firinghead coach Eddie Johnston, considered bymost to be an excellent coach. His replace¬ment was Keith Magnuson, a popularformer Hawk with no prior NHL headcoaching experience.In football, the Bears produced a sub- 500record in football’s weakest and dullest divi¬sion. Again, their lackluster offense consist¬ed of Walter Payton running around end, fol¬lowed by Payton running off-tackle. Whilemost teams are featuring a potent passingattack today, the Bears seem content to runthe ball, perhaps lulling their opponent intosubmission. But, there is light at the end ofthe tunnel — the Bears have hired a new of¬fensive coach for next season.In baseball, the Cubs are every NorthSider’s pick to win the World Series. Themanagement has contributed much to theCub’s lackluster performance this winter bytrading way their best player, Bruce Sutter,while trying unsuccessfully to dump theirSeven-Up superstar, Dave Kingman.The White Sox are at least realistic in eva¬luating their situation, utilizing youngplayers rather than overpriced primadon-nas. Nevertheless, they cannot escape theChicago syndrome of mediocrity. The mainobstacle to White Sox success is financial,since current owner Bill Veeck cannot af¬ford the talent needed to become a winner.Yet, Edward DeBartolo, a wealthy busi¬nessman, attempted to buy the team andsolve its financial worries, but was refusedpurchase by the American League.Although the teams themselves are themain source of mediocrity and boredom,other factors maintain this quality too. Chi¬cago Stadium, home of the Hawks and Bulls,has never been remodeled and boasts wood¬en seats, $5.00 parking, and poor lighting.Also, its neighborhood on West Madisonboasts a complete selection of rescue mis¬sions and hole-in-the-wall taverns. A newarena, the Rosemont Horizon, was built tohouse DePaul University and concerts whilealso removing attention from Chicago Stadi¬um. It really received attention when itsroof collapsed during construction. Finally,its location, farther away from the city thanO’Hare, dictates a large percentage of su-I ScoreboardMen'sBovver Boys 41 Trimmed and Burning 38Dews Brothers by forfeit over Dodd/MeadN.U.T.S. 70 McCormick 27Dudley 56 Chamberlin 44Abnormal Deviates 59 Corpus Medicus 18GSB Faculty by forfeit over Tees N BluesUpper Flint by forfeit over FilbeyCommuter Magic 37 Lower Rickert 35Shorey 37 Breckinridge 20EFU Stew 42 Lowlifes 20Henderson 34 Michelson 24Bradbury 29 Hitchcock B 24^Thompson by forfeit over HaleAlpha Delta by forfeit over FallersHLowlifes 34 Hi How Ya Do 25Champs 57 Basketball Team 25NUTS 68 Average White Basketball Team 18Women'sDudley by forfeit over Salisbury DoddAlpha Delta Pygmies 10 Lower Wallace 9Snell 56 Tufts 27Misfits 35 Upper Wallace 26Thumpers 18 Bishop 14■The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, January 20, 1981 — 9Mediocrityburban spectators instead of Chicago resi¬dents.The Chicago Tribune does its best to main¬tain mediocrity also. It often publishes lav¬ish five page pictorials on Bear victoriesover Green Bay. Also, the paper is famousfor super-imposing footballs and players inphotographs of “controversial” plays.Hence, Bear losses would have been Bearvictories with proper officiating, as the ex¬clusive Tribune photos prove that the refer¬ees were wrong. Another asset of the Tri¬bune is columnist David Israel, who is famous for his incorrect predictions (“Inthe World Series, the Royals in fivegames.”) and his starting of false rumors(“Dan Devine will retain his coaching job atNotre Dame.”). He is read by many Chica¬goans who read his column because theyenjoy hating him.Although the teams, facilities, and pressare often mediocre, the fans are not. Theycheer for Chicago teams regardless of thescore, weather, or facilities. I just hope theirenthusiasm is rewarded one day with achampionship in at least one sport.By Mike AlperHoliday (Cukor 1938): Holiday is a pleasant¬ly funny Phillip Barry 1930’s screwballcomedy that occasionally degeneratesinto a plodding sermon on how everyoneshould take time out to examine himselfand where he is heading. Katharine Hep¬burn’s sudden bursts of histrionics are toodifficult to swallow, and the comedy suf¬fers from her not being anyone’s love in¬terest until the end of film. The movie issaved from mediocrity by an excellentCary Grant performance. The film’stheme is suited for the 1960’s, which prob¬ably accounts for the high regard in whichmany critics hold the film. However, like many other aspects of the 1960’s, thetheme now seems overly facile. Wednes¬day, Jan. 21, at 8:30 in the Law School Au¬ditorium. Phoenix Films; $1.50. - NMRed River (Howard Hawks, 1948): Of all thegreat westerns, Red River is perhaps theone that most accurately evokes a sense ofthe west as a place — even if the place is amyth. The wide Texas plains do as muchto determine the characters’ sense ofthemselves as one of Lang’s dimly litstreets does for his. Even the cattle arefamous in this one — their presence ac¬counted for about half the film’s budget,but Red River would be inconceivablewithout them — in many ways they’remore important to the film than theactors. The plot has to do with the antago¬nism between rancher John Wayne andhis stepson Montgomery Clift, arising dur¬ing a crucial cattle drive. The father-sonconflict gives the film a fine primal thrust— unfortunately, it leads to one of themost ludicrously precipitous resolutionson film. Till then, it is quite simply asgreat a western as any made. Thursday,Jan. 22, at 8:30 in Law School Auditorium.Law School Films; $1.50.Trouble in Paradise (Ernst Lubitsch, 1932):More from the master of sophisticatedHollywood entertainment, as Doc’s Lu- CALENDARTuesdayPerspectives: Topic - "Drugs and Pain" guets Dr.Fredrick Brown. Dr. William Weddington, Dr.Richard Miller, 6:09 am, channel 7.Women’s Exercies: Classes meet 9:30. Ida NoyesDance Room.Modern Greek Table: Meets at 12 noon in the BlueGargoyle to speak Greek.Kundalini Yoga: Classes meet 12:00-1:00 pm, IdaNoyes.Rockefeller Chapel: Organ Recital at 12:15 pm, Ed¬ward Mondello, University Organist.Committee on Developmental Biology: "MuscleRegeneration" speaker Dr. Bruce H. Lipton,1:30-3:00 pm. Anatomy 104.Computation Center Seminars: “Introduction tothe-DECsystem 20", 4:00-5:30 pm, Cobb 107.Aikido: Meets at 4:30 pm. Bartlett gym.Lutheran Campus Ministry: Eucharist, supper,discussin afo:30 pm, Augustana Lutheran Church,5500 S. Woodlawn Ave.Crossroads: Intermediate French Class, 7:00 pm,5621 S. Blackstone.Physical Education: Free swimming instruction,American Red Cross, 7:30-8:30 pm, Ida Noyes.University Feminist Organization: Women’s RapGroup meets 8:00 pm in the Women’s Center 3rdFloor at the Blue Gargoyle.DOC Films: "Trouble in Paradise”, 8:00 pm,Quantrell.Hillel: Israeli Folk Dancing. 8:30 pm. Ida NoyesTheatre, 75 cents per evening.WednesdayPerspectives: Topic - "The Role of Neurosurgeryin Pain Relief" guests: same as Tuesday, 6:09 am,channel 7.Rockefeller Chapel: Service of Holy Communion,8:00 am.Commuter Co-op: Get-together at 12:30 in theCommuter Lounge, basement of Gates-Blake.Crossroads: English class for foreign women, ba¬bysitting provided, 5621 S. BlackstoneComputation Center Seminars: “Introduction toTREATISE", 3:00-5:00 bm, Classics 10.Cog Com/ Sloan Colloquim: "Does the concept ofperson vary cross-culturally?" speaker RichardSchweder, 4:00 pm, Beecher 102. Table Tennis: Meets at 7:00-10:00 pm, 1st floorgym, Henry Crown Field House.Spanish Club: Discussion of the quarter's activi¬ties, Ida Noyes East Lounge at 7:00.Badminton Club: Meets at 7:30 pm in Ida Noyesgym.Hyde Park Al-Anon Group: Meets at 8:00 pm, 1stUnitarian Church, 57th and Woodlawn, for Infocall 471-0225.Country Dancers: Dances of England, Scotlandand America taught, free, beginners welcome, 8:00pm, Ida Noyes.Science Fiction Club: Meets 8:00 pm, Ida NoyesHall, everybody welcome.Phoenix Films: "Holiday” 8:30 pm. Law SchoolAuditorium.DOC Films: "The Marriage Circle" 8:00 pm,Quantrell.Hunger Concern Group: Meets 8:30 pm in IdaNoyes Rm. 217.ThursdayRockefeller Chapel: Eastern Orthodox Divine Li¬turgy, 8:00 am.Episcopal Church Council: Eucharist at 12:00noon. Bond Chapel.Italian Table: Meets at 12:00 noon in the Blue Gar¬goyle to talk Italian.La Table Francaise: Meets at the Blue Gargoyle at12:00 noon to speak French.Computation Center Seminars: "Introduction toEDIT on the DEC-20". 4:00-5:30 pm. Cobb 107.Bond Chapel: Vespers, 4:00 pm.Chicago Debating Society: Practice at 7:00 pm.Meeting at 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes East Lounge.Hillel: Film - "The Free Voice of Labor: The Jew'-ish Anarchists”, Admission $1.00 for Hillel affi¬liated members and contributors, $2.00 others. 7:00pm, 5715 Woodlawn Ave.Lithuanian Students: Present a musical perfor¬mance on "Rankles", 8:00 pm, Ida Noyes CloisterClub. free.DOC Films: "Oska Elegy" 8:00 pm, Quantrell.Women’s Coffeehouse: “A Celebration ofWomen’s Struggles and Rights”, music, food, po¬etry readings, conversation and inspiration, 8:00pm, Reynolds Club.Law School Films: “Red River” 8:30 pm. Law'School Auditorium.bitsch retrospective continues. Tuesday,Jan. 20, at 8:00 pm in Quantrell. Doc;$1.00.The Marriage Circle (Ernst Lubitsch, 1924):Adolph Menjou, Marie Prevost, andMonte Blue star in this tale of foolish hus¬ bands and their equally foolish wives.Wednesday, Jan. 21, at 8:00 in Quantrell.Doc; $1.00.Osaka Elegy (Kenji Mizoguchi, 1948): Doc’sMizoguchi series continues. Thursday,Jan. 22 at 8:00 in Quantrell. Doc; $1.00.PROFESSIONAL OPTIONAdmissions MeetingBUSINESS LAWCHINESE-AMERICANRESTAURANTSpecializing mCANTONESE ANDAMERICAN DISHESOpen Daily11 AM to 8 30 PMClosed Monday1318 EAST 63rdMU 4-1062For all students in the College inter¬ested in the Graduate School ofBusiness or the Law School, or admis¬sion to the Joint Program leading todegrees in both Schools.Tuesday, January 204:00 P.M.Harper 284TheSGAC saysTHANK YOUto all thosewho helped atthe ReggaeParty last Sat. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ADOCTOR, DENTIST OR NURSETO CONTRIBUTE TO THEPUBLIC'S HEALTH. WE OFFERTHE POUND OF PREVENTION -NOT THE OUNCE OF CUREJoin Us AtIllinois only School of Public HealthUniversity of Illinois at the Medical CenterChicagoMasters & Doctoral Degree Programs are offeredin Biometry, Epidemiology, Environmental andOccupational Health Sciences, Industrial Hygieneand Safety, Health Sciences and CommunityHealth Sciences, Administration and Health Law,Health Education, Population Sciences andInternational Health.Financial Assistance is available through PublicHealth Traineeships and Research Assistantships.Deadline to apply for M.P.H. Program isFebruary 16, 1981. Deadline for M.S., Dr.P.H.and Ph.D. Programs is six weeks prior to thequarter in which the applicant wishes to enter.For further information, write or telephone:James W. WagnerAssistant Dean for Student and Alumni AffairsUniversity of Illinois at theMedical CenterP.O.Box 6998Chicago, Illinois 60630(312)996 6625The School encouroqes opphcaiions fromqualified minority students 955-2200Cocktails^and TropicalDrinksThis week’s specialBeef Sub Gumand Egg Foo Yong 51"eat in orm carry outserved until 2:30 p.m. Tues.-Sat.Open daily and Sunday 11 a.m. to 1 a.m.Closed Mondays. Lunch served Tuesdaythru Saturday 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.marian realty,inc.mPfAilOPStudio and 1 BedroomApartments Available-.Students Welcome -On Campus Bus LineConcerned Service5480 S. Cornel!684-540010 — The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, January 20, 1981CLASSIFIED ADSSPACE2 bdrm. remodelled co-op; hardwoodfloors, formal dining, extras. Ownerfinanced, 32,000 363 2529.WANTED F grad student non-smokerto share 2 bdrm 2nd fl apt 54th & Ellis$155 mo plus util cat owner welcome.Call Rozalyn 363-8610.For rent E. Hyde Park. 3 bdrms, 2baths, dining rm. large, quiet. $575 noundergrads. 348-0010,644-5457.1 fern student to rent 1 bdrm in 3 bdrmapt $200 a mo no util 57th and Dor¬chester call Kim 363-2675 avail immed.Studio and 1 bedroom now available atthe Chicago Beach Hotel (apts) Allutilities paid new management call643 7896.Room ate wanted for 3-bedroom apt54th & Harper. $137. Call 667-2273 or955 8375 (after 1/17).1 bdr avail in mod, furnished 3 bdr apt.57th & Dorchester. Rent $140 inc. util.Call 752-2665.PEOPLE WANTEDAIRLINE JOBS-Free info Nationwide-write Airline Placement Bureau 4208198th SW #101 Lynnwood, WA 98036Enclose a self addressed stampedlarge envelope.VOLUNTEERS WANTED:Overweight women wanted for hor¬mone study. Required ages 18-35,200-300 lbs. For more info, call947-1825.MANUSCRIPT TYPIST (English,Spanish, French). Part-time (12/15hours week) school year, full-timesummer if desired. Will be trained totype camera-ready copy on IBM com¬posers. Must type 55 WPM. Top stu¬dent rates. Skill in grammar/composi¬tion. Contact George Rumsey, Com¬munity and Family Study Center.753 2518WANTED: Sports car enthusiast tohelp with maintenance and driving ofsports cars. Pay low but experiencegreat. T.N. Clark, 322 SS, 753 2134.Asst receptionist for animal clinic afthours MTuThF 324 4484 call between9-12, 3-7.Publicity Co-ordinator part-time flexi¬ble hrs, demonstrated performancerequired. Send resume to Irene Smith,Hyde Park Neighborhood Club 5480 S.Kenwood 60615.University student needed 2 hoursday/5 days a week between 2:30 and4.30 pm to run errands on campus,take care of receiving and shipping ofresearch supplies and materialswithin research building. Physicalstrength would be beneficial, Call 947-1867 Sharon Cohen.Consulting firm needs part time officeassistant typing skills needed, math-science background useful call842 6388.WANTED Reader and Researcher$3.10 hr 20-30 hrs a week FlexibleSchedule. Call 472-8072.Subjects wanted for calibration ofspirometer, 3-4 hours, renumeration.Call Dr. Rattenborg, 947 5933.Childcare needed for 5-month-old: approximately 40 hours/week, in ourapartment or yours. References re¬quired. 684-5812,7 to 9 pm weekdays.FOR SALE1970 MUSTANG auto trans, pwr strpwr br, good engine call 363-5509.U of C memorabilia plates, cards andetc. C.B. Goodman 5454 S. Shore 60615. ATTENTIONMUSICIANS!!!For Sale: 6 channel TEAC mixer.Brand new and still in original box.Used twice. $330. Call 643-1394 or753-8342 (#817) and leave message. Askfor Aarne.SERVICESTHE WRITER'S AID. Editing andwriting: flyers, pamphlets, reports,books, ghost-writing; resumes;creative pieces. Prompt, professionalservice. 288 1911.TYPIST Disseration quality. Helpwith grammar, language as needed.Fee depending on manuscript. IBMSelectric. Judith 955-4417.ARTWORK-Posters, illustration, let¬tering, etc. Noel Yovovich 493-2399.Excellent, Accurate TYPIST will typeterm papers, theses, dissertations,reasonably priced. Pick up anddelivery on campus. CallWanda-684-7414 after 5 pm.Graphic artist for hire. Ads, newspaper layout, etc... Call Mark, 753-3776room 307.Professional typing of resumes, thesis,reports, forms-reasonable rates-callMidwest Secretarial Service 235-5417.SCENESCross-country skiing at S. KettleMoraine-Sat Jan 24 Outing Club-for in¬fo call L Lowd 753-2233.PERSONALSWRITER'S WORKSHOP (PLaza2 8377)To the girl with whom I exchangedhellos on Jan. 13 at 6:30 pm on E. 56thSt. I was heading west, you wereheading east. You wore a green coat,mine was dark blue. I enjoyed yoursmile and hello. Let's meet and saymore. Reg. A level. 3 pm, Sunday orWed. Be daring.To THINKMAR, a.k.a. THE CREOLEKID: Happy birthday! Sorry we can'ttake you to Antoine's. Will TheBerghoff do? And then to Jimmy's fora lagniappe?LAW: I too see the Sandburg go withsadness, having spent many happyhours not to mention the entire Bmovie Marathon - there BaretootDreamer.Students: Re: cruel world on the con¬trary it's wondrous world full of greatbeauty and miracles-birth, develop¬ment, death. Yex, some individuals,out of ignorance egotism, are cruel toothers. All are not human! Seeksimplicity. MSTwo cats need new home(s); theymake me sneeze. Cat is 5-yr-oldspayed female. Black with yelloweyes, kitten 5-mo-old female has blackand white spots. Free 752-7477.?Meet the new boss same as the oldboss Won't Get Fooled Again (TheWho). "If you think this country's badoff now, just wait 'till I get throughwith it"-.RufusT. Firefly (Duck Soup).KMC,Friday is my option day. I want to consider an extended relationship. I likeorange and you more difficult.Richard I admire your unabashednessin dealing with the famous envelopescandel. Please accept my affectionwhen I choose to give it, and addressme as Darling Yours, Suzanne.FUSIONENERGY FOUNDATIONCLUB forming now. For information,Call Vincent: 753-3776. Female Calico Cat approx. 1 yr. old.Call 489 6770evnings. FREE.Hey Doc, living on the dark side of themoon of Jupiter has left me totallyblank. I fell down twice.Come and hear Lithuanian Folk Songsplayed on a "kankles" (a zither-likeinstrument) Thurs. Jan 22nd 8 pm IdaNoyes Cloister Club. Free admission.WANTEDUsed radio in $10 $20 range. Lacrossestick(s). Call Mark at 753-3776.DOES YOURMIND MATTER?It does to us. People are needed forongoing experiments in handednessand psychology. Interesting and pro¬fitable. Call 753-4735.DISCREET MUSICTurn on and Tune in every Wednesdaynit at 10:30 pm for the best in the Pro¬gressive music experience. Foreignand Domestic, on WHPK-FM 88.3 inStereo. Music which is as ignorable asit is interesting.FREE TICKETSTo the Folk Festival! We need peopleto cook, drive, answer phones, put upperformers, efc. For more info, callDan, 493 6850 or Lee, 955-5770.TREATISEUse the computer to format disserta-tions in accordance with UniversityRequirements. Comp-Center seminarwill illustrate use of the TREATISEprogram. Wednesday, January 21,3:30-5:00 pm, Classics 10. All welcome,no charge. No previous computer experience necessary.PASSPORT PHOTOSPASSPORT PHOTOS WHILE U-WAIT. Model Camera, 1342 E. 55th St.493 6700.AIRLINE JOBSFor information-write AIRLINEPUBLISHING CO. 1516 E. Tropicana7A 110 Las Vegas, Nevada 89109. In¬clude a self addressed stampedenvelope.ART INSTITUTEPick up your discount memberships inRoom 210, Ida Noyes.NOONTIMECONCERTSEvery Thursday at 12:15 pm inGoodspeed Recital Hall. This week,1/22, a special pertormance by theUniversity Symphony wind sectionunder the direction of BarbaraSchuberf. STEPTUTORINGHelp a kid feel intelligentVolunteertwo hours a week to tutor an elementary or high school student. CallClaire (643 3543) or Dave (493-3925).THE MISFITSAre ready to play at your next party.Standard, original and new wave rock.By day call Steve Katz 947-5345 Terry667 6212 evenings.SAS CLASSLearn to use SAS (Statistical AnalysisSystem). A six session course in¬troducing this package starts January26. Come to Computation Centerbefore January 22 to register. Call753 8400 for information. Computertime provided. Cost: $25.MUSICIANSUC BRASS SOCIETY needs tubists,trombonists, HORN players andplayers of ANY OTHER INSTRU¬MENT Bassoonist & cellists especial¬ly welcome. Phone 947-6352, 324 0868,or 241 5794, or write: UC Brass Soc1212 E. 59th, Chicago IL 60637FORTRAN CLASSlearn to program in Fortran. Ten ses¬sion class begins January 27. Come toComputation Center before Jan 23 toregister. Call 753-8400 for more in¬formation. Computer time provided.Cost: $30.GRATEFULDEAD FILMGrateful Dead Film QuantrellAuditorium Monday February 9Shows at6:00, 9:00and 11:45pm. Spon¬sored by Phi Delta Theta Admission$2.50.DEADHEADS:ALERT!Don't miss the Grateful Dead Film!Monday Feb 9. Shows at 6:00,9:00 and11:45pm. Admission2.50.GRATEFUL DEADTO HYDE PARKSee the Grateful Dead Film 3 BIGSHOWS!!! 6:00, 9:00 and 11:45 pm,Monday, Feb. 9th in Quantrell Aud.IDEAS PLEASEProposals for FOTA Calendar and T-shirt designs are due this week. Sub¬mit PRELIMINARY sketches or ideasto Student Activities By This Friday. ACASH PRIZE will be awardedUC HOTLINE 753-1777Help! I need somebody! Help! Not justanybody! Call Hotline, open 7 00 pm to7:00 am seven days a week. COFFEEHOUSEThurs Jan 22 at Blue Gargoyle, 5655 S.Univ Ave 1st and 3rd: Rom Heimdal atpiano; 2nd 8, 4th: Ray Gude folkguitar. Hot and cold beverages,freshly baked goods, fireplace. 50'cover.SPANISH CLUBDo you get the blues because you can'tpractice your Spanish? If you do, theSpanish Club has the solution.Acitivities this quarter include alanguage table, trips, and movies.Meeting tomorrow at Ida Noyes EastLounge at 7:00 pm. Call HarrySullivan for info: 753-2249. Hasfa lavista.MUSIC LOVERSCome and hear Lithuanian folk songsplayed on a kankles (zifher like string¬ed instrument) on Jan 22 8 pm IdaNoyes FREE.DATA ANALYSTNEEDEDNeed data analyst; should have somefamiliarity with statistics packages onDEC 20 system; hours negotiable;earn up to $7.50/hour depending onqualifications. Call Ronald Durnford,7 6869POLITICALECONOMYRoots of the current economic crisis:1946-1967 discussion sponsored by theunion for radical political economicsWed Jan 211:30 pm Harper 102.GRATEFUL DEADFILMED INCONCERTSee the one of the Greatest Rock Filmsever made! Monday Feb 9th. Shows at6 00 , 9:00 and 11:45 pm. Admission2 50.TABLE TENNISTable Tennis Club meets on Wednesday 7:00-10:00 pm Field house, 1stfloor gym.LABASLABASYour favorit Lithuanian folk songs willbe played on the national musical in¬strument "kankles" 8 pm Jan 22 IdaNoyes.HELPYou've got a friend. Call Hotline, open7:00 pm to 7 00 am seven days a week753-1777.REFORM DINNERThe REFORM/PROGRESSIVE MlNYAN at UC is having a POTLUCKDINNER FRI Call Hilary at 753 2249 #3221 or Art at 7 5071 (days) for MOREINFO.CHEAP HOUSEYes, you can afford a house with inwalking distance of the University.Don't be put off by all those ads for$85,000 townhouses and $65,000 apart¬ments. Buy my two-bedroomtownhouse with full basement andparking. Not big and fancy, but not a"handyman special" either. And not$85,000, not $65,000, not even $45,000Offered through Century 21-Kennedy,Ryan, Monigal and Assoc. CallCharles Wise at 667 6666.TELL US ALLATTENTION CHAMPUS & COMMUNITY ORGANIZATIONS: TheHotline wants to know about you so putus on your mailing list. Send info aboutyour group and your activity calendarto. HOTLINE c/0 WOODWARDCOURT or drop the info by the Woodward Court desk. Let the HOTLINEpass on your info. 753-1777.USE YOUR MINDChicago Review needs yours. Read,discuss, and select essays, reviews,poetry, and fiction for quarterlypublication with internationaldistribution. Grad students andundergrads form all disciplines arewelcome. Also artists. Meeting 7:30Mon, Tues, Wed at 5811 Kenwood,753-3571, or call 643 3898 tor info.SUPERBOWL XVSee OAKLAND and PHILADELPHIAbattle it out Sunday on the Pub's TWOTELEVISIONS and amplified soundHappy Hour price on tap beer duringgame spaghetti dinner available.Gametime 5:00 pm We will open at3 30 pm.HYDE PARKThe Versailles324-0200Large StudiosWalk-in KitchenUtilities Incl.Furn.-Unfurn.Campus Bus at DoorBased on Availability5254 S. DorchesterSUPER BOWL XVOakland Raiders v. Philadelphia EaglesSUNDAY, JANUARY 25th Gome Time: 5:00 p.m.Watch it at THE PUB, Ida Noyes Hall(We ll open at 3:30 p.m.)Two color T.V. s, Amplified SoundHappy Hour prices on Tap Beer during game.(Spaghetti dinner available.)The Chicago Maroon — Tuesday, January 20, 1981 — 11The University of Chicago Folklore Society— presents its —21st AnnualFOLKFESTIVALMandell Hall, January 30-February 1Tickets are now on sale at Reynolds Club- Free workshops at Ida Noyes Hallon Sat. and Sunday, too! -UPDATE ON THE CARIBBEAN(El Salvador, Nicaragua, and Guyana)The Center for Latin American Studies brings to theattention of the campus community a series ofdiversely sponsored lectures, films and colloquiataking place this week.TUESDAY. JANUARY 2011:00-2:00: e Salvador: coontry in crisis, a slide presentation,continuous showing.REYNOLDS CLUB LOUNGE’WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 2111:00 and 1:00: REVOLUTION OR DEATH, A film on El Salvador;two showings. REYNOLDS CLUB LOUNGE2:00: -u.s. policy in central America"A talk by JOHN BLACKEN, Director of the Office ofCentral American Affairs, U.S. Department of State.4:00: "REPRESSION AND REVOLT" A Forum on El Salvador,moderated by JOHN COATSWORTH, Professor, Departmentof History, with representatives of Amnesty Inter¬national, the Catholic Church, and the El SalvadorSolidarity Committee (CISPES).REYNOLDS CLUB LOUNGE8:00: THE TERROR AND THE TIME, A film on Guyana.INTERNATIONAL HOUSE, ASSEMRLY HALLTHURSDAY. JANUARY 2211:00: SANDINO VIVE, A film on Nicaragua.REYNOLDS CLUR LOUNGE4:00: "GUYANA TODAY” A talk by DR. CHEDDIJAGAN, former PrimeMinister of Guyana.SOCIAL SCIENCE 122 winterMAPNlNOONTtMlRWhat will happen next to our intrepid Flash Gordon?Tune in on Friday and see. Also see our specialshort subject, Very Nice. Very Nice. 12:15 ReynoldsClub Lounge.HARPER LIBRARYMusic of recorders and yoices, 4 p.m. Main ReadingRoom.THEATRE DISCOUNTTickets now on sale for Feb. 19 performance ofSweeney Todd. 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