** / — ■ -Special Maroon Tenth Week IssueTH€ CHICAGO 'Volume 5, Number 2 Friday, March 11,1977Playing on Unsettling MemoriesWANTED! The Search for Nazis in Americaby Howard BlumQuadrangle Booksreviewed by MILES ARCHER“The past is not dead; it is not even past. ”William FaulknerVirtually all of the generals have longsince “faded away”, and last year, probablythe last Japanese solider wandering thejungle islands was found and convinced tosurrender. An entire generation has grownto adulthood and even the youngest of thewar’s soldiers is moving toward the end ofmiddle age.Thirty years is a long time.Still, as Faulkner notes, some thingsnever die and. in recent months, memoriesof the Nazi holocaust have shown how hardythey are.After the names of a number of allegedNazis living in the United States werereleased to the media last fall, articlesrecalling Nazi atrocities and the particularcrimes these men and women were sup¬posed to have committed filled the newsmedia.As that furor subsided somewhat, alongcame a professor from Northwestern with abook claiming that the Nazi death campsand exterminations had never existed ortaken place, and that announcement wasiollowed rapidly by another media blitz anda disturbing feature on CBS’s “60 Minutes”program about a group of American Nazison the West CoastIt is against this background that HowardBlum’s WANTED: The Search for Nazis inAmerica has appeared. According to itsdust jacket, it is “a shocking expose ofgovernment scandal and cover-up.. .acompelling, exciting detective story aboutfour Nazis who came to this country afterWorld War II, the life they led here, and themen who tracked them down.”There is no doubt the book is “com¬pelling”. Using a dramatic narrative stylenot far removed from that found in detectivenovels, Blum weaves a number of colorfuland eccentric characters into the tale ofpursuit.Populated with individuals such as TonyDeVito, an Immigration Service in¬vestigator who bucks his bosses and throws himself into the Nazi cases, and CharlieKremer, a strange, iron-willed New Yorkdentist, and told with its brisk, highlyreadable style, the book draws the readerinto the world of its characters and makesthe material come alive.Unfortunately, the book falls far, far shortof being any kind of expose — in fact, itsuffers from a severe lack of credibility.Because of the style, because of the types offacts that are noticeably absent, the readergets the very strong impression that Blumhas not investigated many of the factshimself, gathering only the slightest bits ofinformation outside of his extensive in¬terview's with the principal pursuers.His treatment of ODESSA, the purportedNazi secret society is a perfect example.The book is littered with oblique and directreferences by the various investigators ofthe Nazis, claiming that ODESSA hasbribed high U S. government officials toremain quiet about various matters. In fact,the dust jacket of the book is emblazonedwith the following memo from DeVito to hisboss at the Immigration and NaturalizationService:UN1T1D STATU OOVXJLKU2XTMemorandumAnthony J. DeVito,Criminal Investigator,New York, N.Y. oats: May 12, 1973•usjacr: Protest.IXiring Investigation of the deportation phase in theHermine Braunsteiner Ryan matter, I Indicated to youmy strong feelings concerning the existence andoperation of ODESSA here in the United States, evento the point of possible infiltration into ourgovernment.Despite this prominent cover display,Blum never seriously discusses theexistence of ODESSA in the book, and asidefrom quoting the very unreliable claims ofthe principals, never attempts to presentany independent information about theexistence or non-existence of theorganization: He is content merely to bringup the possibility.Blum behaves similary with Kremer’sand DeVito’s claims of governmental cover-ups. It would have been a simple matter tohave asked a few government officials tocomment on the charges or to look a bitmore deeply into the evidence available and to verify the charges for himself. If he hasdone this kind of investigation, however, hehas kept it to himself. There are noreferences to any information about cover-ups aside from quotes of the principals.All of this is no accident.Blum, a former staff writer for the VillageVoice and an investigative reporter whosework has appeared on the front page of theNew York Times, knows exactly w hat he isdoing: he is writing an exploitative book, abook that plays upon a highly emotionalissue in a very calculated manner. And, byvery carefulfy using direct and indirectquotes, he has very conscientously shieldedhimself from any claims that any parts ofthe book are untrue or inaccurate.The interviews that he gives on hispromotional tour for the book are alsoskillfully misleading. When asked in arecent Chicago appearance about thesesame topics of Nazi infiltration of the UnitedStates government, he very neatly dodgedthe question, concluding his “answer” withthe observation that several of the allegedNazis got help in getting into the countryfrom the then Senator (and later VicePresident) Nixon, drawing an audible gaspfrom the audience.It was as if the fact that Nixon was at allinvolved meant that no more evidence wasnecessarySuch an exploitative and mercenary’approach is doubly loathsome because thereis evidence that that some of the claims inthe book may have validity, and because thesubject matter is of great importance to agreat many people.Unfortunately, when a book is building acase revolving around the comments of men— somewhat unusual and eccentric men atthat — concerning experiences they hadthirty years ago under very unusual andstressful circumstances, something morethan a sleazy, detective style approach fullof implication and innuendo is needed.Questions such as “Did the FBI and theCIA give any Nazis special treatment inreturn for information about communists intheir countries?” are worth asking, but theanswers should come from sources morereliable than the eccentric dentist. Kremer,or the frustrated lower echelon, governmentofficial. DeVito.In addition, there are other important issues that are untouched by Blum. Forinstance, even assuming that these men areguilty of war crimes, it is valid to questionwhether, at this point, they should beprosecuted In the case of a man such asTom Soobzokov, for example, who seems tohave been a model American citizen sincecoming here, a proper answer to thisquestion forces us to confront the fun¬damental issue of whether our system ofjustice is punitive or rehabilitative.If our past is with us to stay, as it seems itis, then we must value it. study it, learnfrom it, come to understand it. Un¬fortunately. the only thing that fast buckbooks such as WANTED! do with our past ischeapen it.IllustrationbyNoelPricePassion Accordingto St. Matthew(Concert Version - Two and One-Half Hours)WALTER CARRINGER, Evangelist JEFFREY STRAUSS, ChristusJOSEPH PRICE, The High Priest ROGER BORN, JudasARWIN SCHWEIG, Pontius Pilate SAMUEL SHEFFER, PeterSOLOISTSJANICE HUTSON, Soprano SUSAN NALBACH LUTZ, SopranoPHYLLIS UNOSAWA, Contralto ALONZO CROOK, TenorRICHARD ALDERSON, BassAPRIL 3,1977 4:00 P.M.ROCKEFELLER MEMORIAL CHAPEL59TH STREET AND WOODLAWN AVENUETickets A vailable A t:Reynolds Club Box Office57th Street and Woodlawn AvenueCooley’s Corner5211 Harper AvenueReserved $6 General Admission $5Chancel Seating $5.50 Students $2.50The Performing AM* Program of Ihe Asia Society presentsTurMASKEDDANCEDRAMAOFKOREAFIRST TIME IN THE I'.S.THURSDAY, MARCH 31 8:30 P.M. MANDEL HALL 57th and UniversitySponsored by Court Theatre and Tbe Center for Far Eastern Studies at Tbe University of Chicago$6.00 General Admission$4.00 Students and Senior Citizens - - Group Rates AvailableTickets on Sale at Reynolds Club Desk, 57th and University Pbone 753 3581ORA TORIO FESTIVAL SERIESRICHARD VIKSTROMconductingTHE ROCKEFELLER CHAPEL CHOIR & ORCHESTRAJ. S. Bach ATTENTION SOPHOMORES:/The deadline for ASHUMapplications is today Friday,March 11. For information, stopby Harper 226 or call753-2722The Peugeot Sale:to drive. At the kind oiyou want to pay.Save on a Peugeot504 Wagon. Ir's morethan a squared-offsedan, because it’sdesigned as a wagontrom the ground up.Save on a Peugeot504 Sedan. The room¬iness, equipment, andquality construction ot aluxury car, with theoperating economies ofan economy car*Save on a PeugeotDiesel Sedan. 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LeslyMotors2347 South Michigan Av.nu.Chicago Itlinoi* SOCtsAraa Cod. 312 / 326 2SS0The UC Tai Chi Club offersCHINESE MASSAGE AND ACUPRESSURELearn Chinese Massage, Healing Systems, Body Balanceand Organ Correction Theory.Learn to relieve minor aches and illnesses such as sore limbsand muscles, lower back pain, sinus headaches and methodsof general tension release.Chinese Massage and Acupressure classes will be given atSt. Paul The Redeemer’s Church, located on the north-eastcorner of 50th and Dorchester. The fee will be $40.00 for 8class sessions and practices. Classes will meet every Sundaybetween 4:30 and 6:30 with the pilot class being March 13.The cfass will be limited to 15 people. Please confirm regis¬tration with Mr. George Hu at 963-4739.2 The Chicago Maroon, Friday, March 11,1977Dark, Lifeless DreamsDreams in Stoneedited by D.J.R. Bruckner and IreneMacaulevOffice of the Vice President for PubJicAffairs of the University of Chicagoreviewed by JAN RHODESLike a prettily wrapped gift, the bookinvites the unsuspecting viewer to open it upand turn its pages. The book jacket isprobably the most delicious sky blue ever tobe printed on a piece of paper. Meant to siton a coffee table and attract attention,Dreams in Stone is a picture-book of ourcampus, a collection of 348 black and whitephotographs. A quick leafing through is allthis album can stand. Any closer scrutinyends in mystery, a nagging, puzzling query :who is this book really for? Lovers of ar¬chitecture, lovers of photography, lovers ofthe University? Each of these three mightlook at the book and be interested initially,but would quickly put it back on the table,sure that it couldn't have been meant forhim. Like a mismarked parcel, when theaddressee is unknown, it is best to return tosender. Although it accomplished little elseDreams reveals the subconscious of itscreator, the vice-president for public af¬fairs, D.J.R. Bruckner. Mr. Bruckner, anunknown quantity in a plain brown wrapper,has become one of the most powerful ad¬ministrators at the University.Despite the implication of its introduction,written by former California journalistBruckner, Dreams is not an architect’sbook. As Bruckner writes, he commissioned“pictures of each building” on campus andproduced a monument to preserve thecampus as it stood in 1974, with the ex¬ception of Greenwood Hall and a fewbuildings under construction. In thatdreamy, esoteric way that only he has, Mr. ’Bruckner weaves a fairytale of Gothic ar¬chitecture, reminiscing about Oxford, hisalma mater as Rhodes scholar. The youngOxonian remembers that Oxford, theoriginal “grey city,” is actually not “grey”stone at all, but yellow Portland stone. Inthis section of the introduction, subtitled“These Mansions of the Mind,” Mr.Bruckner looks at University architectureas material for his romantic and poetic taleof two campuses, but he fails to deal with itas important architecture. He makes onlypassing reference to the fact that manyfamous and important architects signedtheir names to blueprints here, noting onlyHenry Ives Cobb, the original designer. Mr.Bruckner totally forgets to mention that,while most campus buildings are merecopies of Gothic, Hitchcock Hall is a radicalinnovation. It has been listed in the NationalRegister of Historic Places and recognizedas an original and important work of thearchitect, Dwight Perkins. No serious bookon architecture here could omit such a fact. Experts at the Art Institute say thephotographs in Dreams are the finest ar¬chitectural photographs that could havebeen done of the University. Yet, like theintroduction, the pictures illustrate a con¬fusion of purpose. What is architecturallyimportant here often goes unannounced orunrecorded in the book. There is no denying any admissions officer drool with delight.On the other hand, some of the photographsof the plain, dull campus buildings, like theadministration building or Kelly-Green,appear plain and dull.The omissions of the book are — ar-chitectually speaking — significant. In itsDreams, the Universitv has laid claim tosomemagnificent. Eckbart Hall is displayed as astately and windowed building, deserving ofa second glance the next time it is passed onthe Quads. Rockefeller Chapel is bold anddominating. Mandel Hall is deceptivelybeautiful; the photos of Cobb would make *>those buildings which it now owns, outbidnot initiate, like Frank Lloyd Wright’s RobyHouse. Yet, while it devotes a photograph toRoby House, it neglects the Jordan House(5720 S. Woodlawn). which now contains theCenter for Health Administration Studies,designed by Myron Hunt in 1898. and Vin¬ cent House by Howard Ban Doren Shaw in1897, now the Computation Center (5737 S.University). According to experts, thesehouses are clearly as important as RobyHouse, and they deserve more than passingmention in a tiny photo of a whole row ofhouses in any book that purports to be aboutarchitecture here.There is no consistent presentation ofbuildings. Some are glanced over in a groupshot, others are spread over five of sixpages, not because they are important, butbecause the pictures seemed pretty. Quaintstone and wooden details around doors andstairs are sometimes included, sometimesnot. There are too many repetitive picturesof the ubiquitous wooden doors, called“portals” in this book, and stained glass andleaded windows. The few interior shotsseem strangely out of place in a book ofmostly facades. Not only that, they are alsothe strangest interior shots imaginable —Harper 284 (the reception-for-all-seasons-room), the president's house (in which Mr.Wilson, does not live), the ResidentMaster's suite in Hitchcock, men at work inthe printing department. There doesn’tseem to be a point. A few dim hallways,patterned by bright sunlight streamingthrough panelled windows is all well andgood, but some very important interiors arecompletely forgotten. If anything, Hit¬chcock’s Memorial Library, with its friezeby Richard Bock after designs by Perkins,ought to have been included in the book Adetailed book on the architecture of theUniversity has never been put together.Such a book would be a real contribution, tobe placed on the shelf next to Medieval Artand Architecture in Russia.If it is not an architect’s book, could it be aphotographer’s book? Just by the verynature of the book, it doesn't seem likely.Mr. Bruckner commissioned 2000photographs, chose the negatives to beprinted, and chose the prints to be used inthe book. This is not a collection inspired bysome photographers yearning to expressthemselves, although they are first-classartists. The last time the University put outa picture-book of itself, a 1972 p.r. bookcalled Gray Stone and Greenery, thephotographer was mentioned almost as anafterthought, in tiny type on the final page.Mr. Bruckner’s photographers. LuisMedina and Jose Lopez are fairly well-known and respected. Originally, PatriceGrimbert, an up and coming youngphotographer, was commissioned by MrBruckner, unfortunately, Grimbert died,after taking only 100 pictures, a few of whichappear in Dreams.Outside the realm of “architecturalphotographs” there are a few in the bookwhich stand up as “art photographs,” orwhatever you want to call them. A gablecontinued on page 6DOC FILMS SPRING 1977 SCHEDULETu Mar 29Fri Apr 1Tu Apr 4Wed Apr 5Fri Apr 8Sun Apr 10Tu Apr 12Wed Apr 13Th Apr 14Fri Apr 15Tu Apr 19Wed Apr 20Th Apr 21Fri Apr 22Tu Apr 26Wed Apr 27Th Apr 28Fri Apr 29 S1NG1N’ IN THE RAIN/Staniey Donen and Gene Kelly 7:15 & 9:30FAMILY PLOT/Alfred Hitchcock 600.8.30. & 1100BOXCAR BERTHA/Martin Scorsese 7:15 & 9:30— plus, before the feature. ONE MAN DIES/ John FeldmanTHREE COMRADES/Frank Borzage 7:30THE SHOP AROUND THE CORNER /Ernst Lubitsch 9.15PETER PAN/Walt Disney 6:30,8.30 & 1030CHILDREN OF PARADISE/Marcel Came (Kent 107) 8.00TWO LANE BLACKTOP/Monte Heilman 8.00REMEMBER THE NIGHT/Mitchell Leisen 7.30HOLD BACK THE DAWN/Mitchell Leisen 9.15GIRL SHY (starring Harold Lloyd)/Fred Newmever and Sam Taylor (Kent 107)7 30 & 900RULES OF THE GAME /Jean Renoir 7.15 & 930LA PETITIE MARCHANDE D'ALLUMETTES (The Little Match Girl)/Jean Renoir730LA CHIENNE/Jean Renoir 8:30HANGMEN ALSO DIE/Fritz Lang 7:15THEY WERE EXPENDABLE/John Ford 930MOTHER KUSTERS GOES TO HEAVEN Ramer Werner Fassbinder 7:15 & 9 30THE MISSOURI BREAKS/Arthur Penn 7:15 & 945LA MARSEILLAISE/Jean Renoir 800THE WOMAN IN THE WINDOW/Fritz Lang 7:30THE PARADINE CASE/Alfred Hitchcock 915LIMELIGHT/Charles Chaplin 800THE FOUR MUSKETEERS/Richard Lester 630.8:45, & 1100 Tu Mav 3 LA BETE HUMAINE/Jean Renoir 8:00Wed Mav 4 DETOUR / Edgar G. Ulmer 730MY NAME IS JULIA ROSS, Joseph H Lewis 8:45Th May 5 JUST BEFORE NIGHTFALL/Claude Chabrol 7:15 & 9.30Fri May 6 BUFFALO BILL AND THE INDIANS/' Robert Altman 730 & 1000Tu May 10 THE SOUTHERNER/Jean Renoir 7:30THE WOMAN ON THE BEACH/Jean Renoir 915Wed May 11 RAMROD / Andre de Toth 7:30SHRE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON/John Ford 915Th May 12 MOUCHETTE /Robert Bresson 800Sat May 1 THE BIG BUS/James Frawlev 7:00 & 1030ILLUSION TRAVELS BY STREETCAR /'Luis Bunuel 845Tu May 17 FRENCH CANCAN / Jean Renoir 8:00Wed Mav 18 GASLIGHT/George Cukor 7:30LEAVE HER TO HEAVEN / John Stahl 930Th May 19 LE PLAISIR /Max Ophuls 800Sat May 21 THE FRESHMAN (starring Harold Llovd; Fred Newmwver and Sam Taylor700.845. & 1030Sun Mav 22 MURIEL Alain Resnais 715 & 930Tu May 24 THE RIVER Jean Renoir 800Wed Mav 25 FORCE OF EVIL Abraham Polonsky 7 30THE PITFALL/Andre de Toth 900Sat May 28 SHANGHAI EXPRESS Josef von Sternberg 700 & 1030MOROCCO/Josef von Stemberq 845Sun May 29 THE FLAVOR OF GREEN TEA OVER RICE/ Yasujiro Ozu 715 & 9 30I h June 2 AU HASARD BALTHAZAR Robert Bresson 800Sat June 4 BEDAZZLED Stanlev Donen 8 00 & 1000Associate memberships for $7 are available now at the Reynolds Club box office and in Cobb 309 Single Emissions: Tuesdays and Wednesdays — $1. all other times — $1.50.During the spring quarter. Doc Films associate members will also receive a 50 cent discount at all Complete brochures with film descriptions will be available March 28.NAM filmsThe Chicago Maroon. Friday, March 11,1977 3Calendar of Literary EventsCHICAGO REVIEW SPEAKER SERIESThe Chicago Review magazine sponsors this speaker serieswhich brought John Woods to campus earlier in the year.There is no admission charge to the readings and the nextevent in the series is:May 4 at 8 PM in Harper 130David WagonerMORTON DUAWEN ZABEL ANDTHE DEPARTMENT OF ENGLISH SERIESThe Morton Duwen Zabel Fund and the Department ofEnglish have brought Charles Tomlinson, Peter Porter andKit W’right to campus earlier this year. There is no ad¬mission charge to the readings and the next events in theseries are :April 14 at 8 PM in Harper 130Richard Murphy, Irish poet and author ofHigh IslandApril 26 at 8 PM, location to be announcedJames Merill, winner of the National BookAward and the Bollingen Prize. His worksinclude Divine Comedies and Nights andDays.PRIMA VERA POETRY READINGSPrimavera has sponsored several readings both on and offcampus during the year and plans two more readings forthe spring. Follow the Maroon calendar for further in¬formation.YELLOW PRESS POETRY READINGSThe Yellow Press Reading Series, sponsored by the YellowPress, is one of the most active programs in the city.Meeting Monday nights at the Body Politic, 2259 N. LincolnAvenue, the Yellow Press Series features both Chicago andout of town poets. Admission is $1 and upcoming eventsinclude:March 14 at 8 PM April 4 at 8 PMBob Rosenthal and Bob BensonApril 11 at 8 PM/Peter Schjeldahl and Tim AndersenApril 18 and 25 at 8 PMTo be announced May 23 at 8 PMHake R. Madhubuti (Don L. Lee)POETRY CENTER READING SERIESReadings by nationally known poets are held at theMuseum of Contemporary Art, 237 East Ontario. Generaladmission is $3.00 and $2.50 for members and students.Further information can be obtained from Cathy McHale at920-0649. Upcoming events include:April 15 at 8 PMJohn Ashberry, winner of numerous awardsincluding the Pulitzer Prize, National BookAward, and the top prize of the NationalBook Critics Circle. His works include Self-Portrait in a Convex Mirror (1975), Riversand Mountains (1967), The Double Dream ofSpring (1970), and Three Poems (1972).May 20 at 8 PMGwendolyn Brooks, winner of numerousawards and honors including Pulitzer Prizefor poetry (1950) and the designation of PoetLaureate of Illinois (1969). Her books in¬clude A Street in Bronzeville (1945), Annie.3 Allen (1949), Family Pictures (1970) and£ Aloneness (1971).II APOCALYPSE POETRY READING SERIESCI The Apocalypse Series is affiliated with Out Therea magazine and meets Wednesday nights at 3307 W. Bryn= Mawr. The readings are free to the public and for moreinformation call 583-4050, ext 515 or 8129. Upcoming eventsinclude:March 16 at 8 PMRose Lesniak, Chicago poet, director ofApocalypse series, editor of Out Theremagazine has been published in Telephone,In the Light, and Triad Guide. She will bereading from a new manuscript entitled“Heart”.Allan Komblum, Iowa City poet and editorand publisher of The Toothpaste Press.Author of Tight Pants, Good Morning, andThreshold.March 30 at 8 PMBenefit for South African Poets in PrisonMarch 21 at 8 PMPaul MetcalfMarch 28 at8 PMJames Roller and Kathy Acker (The BlackTarantula) May 2 at 8 PMLewis MacAdams and Bill RodriguesMay 9 at 8 PMAlice NotleyMay 16 at 8 PMTo be announced Effie Mihopoulos, editor and publisher ofMati, Salome, and Ars Poetica Host ofweekly radio/poetry show on WZRD and haspublished many chap books of modernpoets.Kathy Acker, New York poet and short storywriter. She has been published in VillageVoice, Out There, 432 Review, andTelephone and will be reading from aselection of new works.Attention:Sociologists,Anthropologists,Political Scientists,Philosophers, Linguists,Psychologists, Theologians,Historians Sinologists,Feminists, and Litterati ofall types.-We Have Books For You-You can’t always judge aBookstore by its title.SEMINARYCOOPERATIVEBOOKSTORE5757 S. University752-4381 9:30-4:00 M-F4-The Chicago Maroon, Friday, March 11,1977 GORE VIDAL’S#1 fiction bestseller-now in paperback!Read all aboutthe tumultuouscentennialyear that wasin this“wickedly wise,savagely funny"(The Atlantic)“scandalous,entertaining"(Chicago Tribune)novel by one ofAmerica’s favonteauthors(§) A NEW BALLANTINE BESTSELLERS2 25 whereverpaperbacks are sold Renewyourselfthis spring,Buy a book...from ourdollar booktablePOWELL'SWE ARE STILL EAGERLY BUYING YOUR BOOKS1501 E. 57th955-77809 A.M. >11 P.M. EverydayChicago Literary Journals NewsAboutLiterary magazines in the Chicago area seem to havegrown significantly in number in the last year. The ChicagoLiterary Review has compiled a list of some of thosepublications along with brief descriptions and informationon how to obtain copies and get in touch with the editors.Chicago ReviewThe oldest campus literary publication is the ChicagoReview. A literary quarterly, the Review is in its 28th yearand publishes poetry, fiction, essays plays, translations,reviews and graphic art. It costs $2.45 per issue and isavailable in Hyde Park bookstores. Subscriptions run $8.95a year. The Review’s address is Chicago Review, FacultyExchange, Box C.The most recent issue of the Review is a special fictionissue and a features an interview with John Hawkes andRaymond Federman of the Fiction Collective, along withfiction by ten new fiction writers. The next issue, due tocome out next week, will be devoted to Chicago writers andwill feature the works of 26 Chicago writers and artistsalong with a critical piece by Ihab Hassan and a play by N.Naurotte.Primavera is a campus women’s literary journal and hasrecently seen the publication of its third issue. Copies areavailable in Hyde Park bookstores and its mailing addressis Primavera, Ida Noyes Hall, University of ChicagoPrimavera tries to reflect the variety and diversity ofwomen writers. Its most recent issue included con¬tributions from Barbara Monter, former University ofChicago faculty member, Martha Roth, former editor of theChicago Review, and photos by Kokilam Subbiah.a poetry magazine(w/art)A poetry magazine (w/art) is new to campus this yearand is a successor to Wild Onions. Funded by CORSO, theyput out an issue last quarter and will put out a second issueduring the spring. The magazine publishes poetry, art,short prose, and photography and its mailing address is apoetry magazine (w/art), Ida Noyes Hall, Faculty Ex¬change. Out There magazine is published three times yearly andis printed at the Northeastern Illinois University campus.The most recent issue is dedicated to women and includesworks by Barabara Barg, Maxine Chernoff, Rose Lesniak.Alice Notley, Darlene Pearlsein. and Anne Waldman. Allcorrespondence should be addressed to Rose Lesniak. 6944W. George Street, Chicago, IL 60634.Brilliant Comers, a magazine of the arts, is edited andpublished by Art Lange. The most recent issue includespoems by Tony Towle. Bob Rosenthal, Paul Hoover, andAlice NoUey, and an interview with soprano saxophonistSteve Lacy. It costs $2.00 per issue and can be obtained bvwriting to BRILLIANT CORNERS, c/o Art Lange. 1372 W.Estes #2N, Chicago, IL 60626.DECEMBER 1976 VOLUME 1 NUMBER 6IN THIS ISSUEBARBARA MACKOWIAKralph Cintronjohn dicksonga r y f inc kej. I. me manusrikki santerjohn sheehanRobert BlyPoetry & is a monthly publication which accepts sub¬missions of poetry , fiction, news and reviews. A one year. 12issue subscription costs $5 and can be obtained by writingPoetry &, PO Box A 3298. Chicago. 60690 Bookscompiled by F.T.C. THURSBYWould you believe that Paramount Pictures has taken anoption to make a movie of a University of Chicago Pressbook? Well, it’s true, and though Norman Maclean’s ARiver Runs Through It has made nowhere near as big asplash as has Roots, it continues to sell well and reap scadsof warm praise, making the people at the Press very happy.Pretty good for the first book of fiction (about fly fishing,at that) by a 74 year old writer (who did not start writinguntil he was 70) published by an academic press (that hadnot previously published a work of fiction).Norman MacleanAlex Haley, the author of Roots, has not simply beensitting on his duff while all this has been going on. eitherNot content with being the author of a best seller andprogenitor of the most watched television program in thehistory of the medium (the 36.380.000 homes that tuned in toRoots topped Gone With The Wind by 2.4 million), Haleyhas recorded and produced a special two record packagetitled “Alex Haley Tells The Story of His Search For Roots”for Warner Brothers.To be released this month, the package contains a twohour narrative by Haley describing the 12 year effort thatwent into writing Roots, and contains pictures andduplications of many of the documents that Haley uses toprove the authenticity of his findings.TOLKEIN GOES HOLLYWOODHaley and Maclean are not alone in the multi-media trip.Even Tolkien is getting into the act.Film producer Saul Zaentz has announced that he willproduce two feature-length animated films based on theTolkien trilogy. Lord of the Rings Ralph Bakshi. creator ofanimated features “Fritz the Cat” and “Heavy Traffic”,will direct the films with part I scheduled to be released inNovember and part II following a year laterKEEP YOUR MIND OFF YOUR DRIVINGEven this is not the end It seems that a California groupcalled Books on Tape is offering an extensive library ofaudio recordings of works of fiction and non-fiction Ac¬cording to a New York Times article. Books on Tapes hasabout 100 cassette recordings in its library now, rangingfrom best selling novels such as Joseph Wambaugh's TheChoirboys (eight 90 minute cassettes) to classics such asWalden (seven 90 minute cassettes). and plans to add fournew volumes to its inventory each month.Most of the books available require 8 to 10 hours oflistening and can be rented for a one month period for $6.50to $7.50 for a complete work If you are really interested inbettering your soul by listening to Walden during thefreeway rush hours, a'catalog of Books on Tape can beobtained by writing Box 71405. Atlantic Richfield Station.Los Angeles, Cal. 90071S-F KEEPS PACEScience fiction, the “literature of the future” has not beenleft behind by these modern developments, either In ad¬dition to announcing the introduction of the new Del ReyBooks Science Fiction imprint under the editorship ofLester and Judy-Lynn del Rev. Ballantine Books has alsoput together something called the Cosmic Classroom foruse in junior and senior high schools.Featuring a coordinate program of paperback books,audio-tape cassettes, ditto masters and “The BallantineTeacher's Guide to Science Fiction”, the program isdesigned to teach science fiction to young readers Therecordings include talks by such science fiction writers asArthur C. Clarke. Isaac Asimov. Frederick Pohl. Lester delRey, Gordon Dickson. Larry Niven, and others discussingthemselves, their works, and science fiction in generalDel Rey Books, which will be inaugurated this month bypublishing 12 titles, will continue to publish six new titlesand reissues a month Approximately one third of the titleswill be original fiction Ace Books and Pocket Books alsohave made moves recently that indicate that they will beincreasing their commitment to and output of sciencefiction.Onward and upward.The Chicago Maroon, Friday, March 11, 1977 5VOULEZ—VOUS...VANS?1977 FORD CRUISING VANWe’ve Got Them...PLAIN OH FANCY.Motors ,2347 South Michigan AvenueChicago, Illinois 60616Area Code 312/326-2550SALES PARTS/SERVICE LEASINGWe wantyour business.DrexelPHONE: 538-4600Your Hyde Park Chevy dealer.4615 SOUTH COTTAGE GROVESALES: MONDAY THRU FRIDAY 9 TO 8/ SATURDAY 9 TO 5SERVICE DEPARTMENT OPENS AT 7:30 AM MONDAY THRU FRIDAY Vonnegut MadnessThe Eden Expressby Mark VonnegutBantam Booksreviewed by ABBE FLETMANFor those hard core Kurt Vonnegut fanswho turn to his son’s autobiography. TheEden Express, for anecdotes and glimpsesof the “real Kurt Vonnegut.” they are boundto be disappointed Vonnegut’s book, like hisfather’s works, is a journey through str angesettings and exaggerations of reality.Differing from his father’s novels, however,Mark’s account is strikingly real. His is achronicle of his own madness, a journeythrough schizophrenia.My first prejudice was, people don’trecover from schizophrenia. Madness isforever. I thought. And certainly madnesscould not be ‘‘one of the richest learning andhumanizing experiences life offers.” ButMark Vonnegut dispelled these prejudices.He’s risen from the dead to bring us a bookabout what’s across the threshhold—he wasmad and he isn’t any more.Fresh out of college, Mark Vonnegut findshis dream farm in British Columbia andsettles dourn writh a group of SwarthmoreCollege graduates to a simpler life. Eightmonths later, he finds himself in HollywoodPhvchiatric Hospital in Vancouver and he’smadIt is intriguing. He doesn't attempt toexplain his madness as a product of cir¬cumstance. Sure, he had problems: hisfather was becoming too famous too fast:his parents were having marital problems;he and his lover, Virginia, were having theirown problems; and he was trying too hard todrop out—to be a good hippy on a communalfarm in British Columbia. These problemsmay have sped his crack-up but, saysVonnegut, they did not cause it.Since he responded quickly and favorablyto dietary controls and to vitamin sup¬plements, Vonnegut believes that his con¬dition was the result of a bio-chemicalimbalance. The medical profession is splitas to whether schizophrenia is in fact a bio¬chemical or a psychological problem.Vonnegut’s book suffers one unfortunateflaw\ While the book's appeal is as achronicle of insanity, Vonnegut fails torecognize this. Although Vonnegut shines ashe describes his feelings, his actions, and hisreactions during madness, he sputters whenne writes of his counter-culture philosophyand his experiences with drugs and as astudent at Swarthmore. The book holds nonew insights into the mind of the “flowerchild” of the sixties. As a chronicle of thesixties, the story of a hippy searching forfulfillment in the wilds of British Columbia.“The Eden Express” can easily beshrugged off. It is not Vonnegut’s lifestyle,but rather his madness that is of interest tothe readerThe most startling statement of the bookis that insanity can be a positive experience.Though it is evident that Vonnegut w'ouldlike to stay sane, it is equally evident that hehas no regrets. He says, “There are greatinsights to be gained from schizophrenia.”And perhaps there are. In any case, Von¬negut has produced an engaging, thoroughlyreadable account of an unusual perspectiveon insanity—a view from the inside.Slapstick: or, Lonesome no more!by Kurt VonnegutDelacorte Press/Seymour LawrenceIn the true spirit of slapstick comedy,Kurt Vonnegut’s latest novel grips onearound the neck with a cane and drags oneoff-stage. Slapstick is delightful. It bounces;it jumps; it coaxes; and ocassionally, it hitsone with a pie-in-the-face.Slapstick chronicles Kurt Vonnegut’sdaydream while jetting to the funeral of hisUncle Alex in Indianapolis. His prologuedeals with the circumstances of his flightwith his brother before getting into the bulkof the novel which consists of the memoirs ofDr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, the centralcharacter in Vonnegut’s daydream.We gain several insights into Vonnegut’swriting and motivation from his prologue.He says that this book is the closest he willcome to writing an autobiography. But thebook is f more like a projected auto¬biography as Vonnegut plays with theidea of growing old. Wilbur Swain, (Von¬negut’s projection of himself) is over ahundred years old. Vonnegut not only plays with his own aging, but with the aging ofWestern culture—with China replacing theold technological giant, America.Several elements of Slapstick remind oneof Vonnegut’s earlier works. Becausehaphazard remembrances of a hundred-year old man make up the central part of thebook, it is not sequential with regard totime. The effect is much likeSlaughterhouse-5 where Billy Pilgrim’s lifeis a series of discontinuous moments. Attimes it may be confusing to try to pieceseemingly unrelated happenings together,but it is always interesting.Vonnegut often uses stock phrases in hisbooks. For example, “busy, busy, busy”from Cat’s Cradle or “and so it goes” fromSlaughterhouse-5. Vonnegut’s phrase forSlapstick, “hi ho”, expresses an ironiccavalier attitude about lifeThe story starts with Swain’s childhood asthe freak son of a millionaire. He and hisugly duckling twin, Eliza, have greattelepathic powers. They are geniuses, butonly when they work together-that is, whenthey are less than three meters apart.Thought to be deformed dolts, the twins fooleveryone: parents, doctors, housestaff, andlive happily secluded in their grandfather’smansion.Together, these raving dolts read everybook they can get their hands on and writenumerous papers on everything from autopian scheme for creating artificialextended families to a critique of Darwin’sTheory of Evolution and an essay on thenature of gravity.Finally, the two prodigies come out intothe open about their talents and theirparadise is lost.Eliza is sent to a two hundred dollar a dayhospital while Wilbur goes to HarvardMedical School and becomes a pediatrician.Later, Wilbur runs for President of theUnited States on a “Lonesome no more!”platform. He promises to put an end toloneliness by giving everyone relativeseverywhere. According to Wilbur’s plan,each person is to be given a new middlename consisting of a noun and a number. Allthose people with the same noun arecousins; all those with the same noun andnumber are brother and/or sister. A remedyfor loneliness. Swain wins the election.Swain’s memoirs continue in thisdiscontinuous fashion. During Swain's termof office, much of America is swept with“The Green Death.” Fiefdoms andkingdoms replace Western society.Miniature Chinese people surpass the Westin both technology and sophistication. Andfor the final absurdity. Swain sells theoriginal Louisiana Purchase to the King ofMichigan for a dollar. Swain, now known as“The King of Candlesticks,” never receivesthe dollar. Slapstick is. in short, a typicallyhilarious Vonnegut—a slapstick comedy ofthe written page.In his prologue, Vonnegut claims that hewrote for an audience of one, his sister.Since her death, he says, his writing hasdeclined I would agree that Breakfast ofChampions does not compare with Von¬negut’s other works. But Slapstick reaf¬firms Vonnegut’s genius. He succeeds inimmersing us in his peculiar daydream. Wereact as we would to a slapstick comedy ofthe screen. We laugh at atrocities andVonnegut creates many fine, funnyatrocities. We bounce merrily along ropedby that gripping Vonnegut web. Moreover,we enjoy the imprisonment. Hi ho.contirued from page 3ornament on Kent Hall is seen as an almostgeometric design of white, gray, and black;the Cobb gate is a wonderful set of pin¬stripes, iron bars, and shadow. Photos ofthis kind are but a handful; this is not a bookto buy and set next to Richard Avedon’sPortraits.If it fails as a photographer’s book, couldit be a book for the people of the University?Here’s where contemplation of this book’saudience takes a weird twist There are nopeople in the book Although the in¬troduction says this is a “living campus,” itstates clearly that there are no people in thebook, that this is a book of buildings. How itis possible to portray a living campuswithout photographing people is unclear.Mast of the photographs were taken whenthe trees were bare, as architecturalphotographs usually are. But there issomething strange about paging through acontinued on page 116 The Chicago Maroor, Friday, March! l, 1977Chicago’s Hardy Poets1 rhiraon Pnpt^Edited Richard Friedman, PeterKostakis and Darlene PearlsteinThe Yellow Pressreviewed by F.T.C. THURSBYHere is no continuing city, here is no abidingstay, Ill the wind, ill the time, uncertainthe profit, certain the danger.O late late late, late is the time, late too late,and rotten the year;Evil the wind, bitter the sea, and grey thesky, grey grey grey.T.S. Eliot, Murder in the CathedralEliot’s images accurately describe thesituation for poets anywhere, and especiallyin the mid-winter grey of Chicago. Whencombined with the benign neglect thatmarks the attitude of most of the city towardpoetry, all of these things can bedevastating to a poet’s morale.Poetry, at least in part, deals with com¬munication, and an important portion ofthat communication requires that poetshave outlets through which to present theirwork and receive reactions to it. Chicagomay give them an opportunity, in SaulBellow’s words, to “find the Americancondition undiluted’’, but has often failed toprovide the exposure and encouragementthat is also necessary.This is precisely the kind of support thatthe Yellow Press has provided with itsrecent publication of 15 Chicago Poets, abook that exhibits a sampling of the effortsof an active circle of poets that has beeninvolved in the Yellow Press series ofreadings at the Body Politic. This series,meeting on the north side on Monday nights,has provided a forum for poets to displaytheir works, and has attempted to create anatmosphere in which poetry will flourish.Aside from this connection with thereading series, any other organizing prin¬ciple in this anthology is well hidden. True,most of the poets are in their mid twentiesand attended the University of Illinois atChicago Circle at about the same time, butthere are many exceDtions such as PaulBeyond “Woodstein” Carroll and Gwendolyn Brooks. There aresome similarities among the poets in style,with a number showing the influence ofFrank O’Hara’s urban poetry but, im¬mediately, the exceptions of MaxineChemoff with her “parable poems” andRichard Friedman with his exuberant“Resignation Day” come to mind.The connections that do appear come invery subtle, almost subliminal ways. Forexample, many of the images used arisefrom similar roots ( or at least evoke similarresponses in the reader), and the variouspolitics presented are, for the most part, cutfrom the same cloth Considering thefrequent interactions among the poets at thereadings and their common backgrounds(not to mention the fact that two pairs of thepoets are husband and wife), these types ofconnections are not surprising.The book also suffers from a problemfamiliar to many small literary magazines:there is simply not enough space for thepoets to give the reader a feeling for eachpoet’s unique point of view. Much of theenjoyment and understanding of poetrycomes from this kind of familiarity and toofew of the selections manage to arousefeelings of this sort. For the most part, thebook presents the reader with sequences ofimages which, in the end, he can connectonly most tenuously with specific poets.This last complaint may be a bit unfairsince it reproaches the book for failing to dosomething it may not have set as an im¬portant goal. One thing is tu tain, tbe bookdoes serve the function of providing noticeof the work being done by this circle of poetsdedicated to their muse, and succeeds inspreading the word about some of what ishappening Monday evenings on the northside of Chicago.Finally, tbe importance of the supportthat the book gives by providing these poetsthe satisfaction of seeing their work beforethe public should not be discounted. Suchencouragement is precisely the sort of thingthat will help them persevere despite the illwinds, grey skies, and uncertain profitswhich greet anyone who sets out to makepoetry.Journalistic CreativityDone in a Dayedited by Dick Griffin and Rob WardenSwallow Pressreviewed by PETER COHNThe 65.000 students crammed into thenation’s journalism schools today attest tothe status that newspaper journalism hasachieved. In the seventies, journalismabsorbed much of the critical energy thatwas generated by the protests of the sixties,and most obviously in the coverage ofWatergate by Woodward and Bernstein, thepress came into its own as an independentforce.The emergence of an investigative pressthat “gets behind the facade” has beenaccompanied by an increasing sensitivity tothe canons of objectivity. Investigativereporters work within carefully constructedguidelines concerning the use of sources andthe confirmation of evidence.Although Seymour Hersh and others likehim have become media heros, they haveachieved their fame not through any greatpowers of imagination or social insight, butrather through personal persistence andfacility in using sources.Done in a Day. a collection of 100 years ofwriting from the stars of The ChicagoDaily News, demonstrates that there is avital* journalistic tradition very much apartfrom the muckrakers of the first part of thecentury and the investigative reporters ofthe Watergate eraThe reporting in this volume shows thatimagination, style, and originality have hada place in American journalism. And whenthese qualities are joined with an awarenessof social problems, so-called “featurewriting” can become a powerful mediumfor social and political criticism.Some of the war reporting in the volume,for example, must surely have had a verysobering impact on the readers, no matterhow jingoistic the mood of the times. LelandStowe’s 1940 dispatch from Finland, the“Snowbound forest of the dead," is ahaunting personal description of a northern European battlefield. Stowe describes thefrozen, snow covered bodies of the deadsoldiers:All about us they lay—featureless humanshapes, their masks of snow making themmore anonymous than death itself. Some lay-straight on the ground, but mostly the armswere drawn conulsively upward to projectstiffly above the shoulder.”inis hits very hard, and so does much ofthe other war reporting in the volume. BobTamarkind, the last American reporter toleave Vietnam, in his description of theclawing and deception on the U S. embassyroof during the last few hours mosteloquently sums up the criticisms of the warthat have been voiced by the anti-w'armovement. His realism speaks for itself.Much of the writing in the book jumps outof the page, grabs the reader, and shakeshim. N.W. Newmans account of the 1967Chicago tornado is a case in point "Forsome in the Chicago area.” he writes,"death was a black cloud tunneling, toeingthe earth and crushing the skulls ofchildren.” Newman’s eloquence typifiesmuch of the reporting in Done in a DayThis book is well-organized and theselections intelligently chosen The 11chapters, each organized around a giventheme, come together to make a powerfulstatement on the state of society and of thehuman condition.Powerful statements are easy to come by.But when the powerful statements appear innewsprint, among tire adds and thepronouncments of our political leaders, theyhave an added impact. These stories arebased on the reality of every day life and arepresented in an accessible medium. Theyslipped by. almost unnoticed. And this bookis worthwhile because it gives the dailynewspaper reader a chance to take notice.I hope that the kind of journalism includedin this book still has a place. 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If you are interested in information onthe program, or in application materials, pleasecall the Committee's office at 753-1897, or come into Wieboldt Hall, Room 301.\G° 6®.*v^ r 0° /y \G*V ^ <\evxco^tCx A0^V VThe Chicago Maroon, Friday, March 11, 1977 7CalendarMarch 11Student Activities: Wine Tasting, Sandemanports, 4pm. Ida Noyes. Free.Middle East Studies Center: Faculty-StudentLunch, 12:15pm, East Lounge, Ida Noyes.Geophysical Sciences Colloquium: “GasesFrom Central American Volcanoes,” R. E.Stoiber, 1:30pm, Auditorium, HindsLaboratory.Department of Economics: EconometricsWorkshop. “Location Decisions, thePresence of Children and the Subur¬banization Process,” Peter Linneman, 4pm,Cobb 102; Economic History Workshop,“Slavery and Southern Industry — A Dif¬ferent View.” Joe Reid, 3:30pm, SS 106.Microbiology Seminar: Stephen Lerner, 4pm,Cummings 101.Department of Mathematics: “Decorating theTwo-Sided Plane.” Paul B. Moore, 4:30pm,Eckhart 133.Folkdancers: 8pm. Ida Noyes.Men’s Gymnaetics: Mid East GymnasticsChampionships, Bartlett Gym.ArtsHitchcock Films: “Death Race 2000,” 6:30,8:30 & 10:30pm, Cobb.Smart Gallery: Exhibition, “The TrainedEye: The Art Historian as Photographer,”Tuesday-Saturday, 10-4pm, Sunday 12noon-4pm, Smart Gallery.Court Theatre: “A Little Night Music,”8:30pm, Reynolds Club Theatre.Rockefeller Chapel: Organ recital, KarlSandquist, Guest artist, performing works ofDurufle and Bach, 12:15pm, RockefellerChapel. No charge. March 12Quaker House: Discussion on the emergencyand elections in India, 7pm, 5615 Woodlawn.Change Ringing: Handbells, 10-1 lam; towerbells, llam-lpm, Mitchell Tower ringingroom. Meetings continue through the interim.Compton Lecture Series: “An Applications-Smorgasbord.” Earl C. Swallow, 11am,Eckhart 133.Men’s Gymnastics: Mid East GymnasticsChampionships, Bartlett Gym.ArtsCEF: “Bananas,” 7:15 & 9:30pm, Cobb.Court Theatre: “A Little Night Music,”8:30pm, Reynolds Club Theatre.March 13Changes: “Dialoguing: A Method for Per¬sonal Growth in Relationships,” FerdinandVan Der Veen, 7pm, Blue Gargoyle.Tai Chi Club: Chinese Massage, 4:30pm;regular meeting, 7:30pm, St. Paul’s Church,50th & Dorchester.Rockefeller Chapel: Ecumenical Service ofHoly Communion, 9am; University ReligiousService, “Taking Our Spiritual ExperiencesSeriously,” E. Spencer Parsons. 11am.ArtsFirst Unitarian Church: All Bach organrecital, Ivy Beard, 4pm, 5650 S. Woodlawn.Chicago Chamber Orchestra: Dieter Koberwill conduct a varied program including apremiere of a contemporary composition,3:30pm, New Art Institute Auditorium. Free.Court Theatre: “A Little Night Music,”8:30pm, Reynolds Club Theatre.March 14Change Ringing: Tower bells, 6:30-8:30pm,Mitchell Tower ringing room. Meetings % 0 ,continue through the interim.Department of' Chemistry: “ThermalDecomposition of Bis(phosphine) PlatinumDialkyls: Model Reactions for Steps inCatalytic Reforming,” George M. Whitesides,4pm, Kent 103.March 17Change Ringing: Handbells, 12noon-lpm,Location announced at Monday and Saturdaymeetings. Meetings continue through theinterim.Yoga & Massage Workshops: Yoga, 5:30-7:15pm; Massage, 7:30-9:00pm, BlueGargoyle.March 18Court Theatre: “A Little Night Music,”8:30pm, Reynolds Club Theatre.March 19Compton Lecture Series: “How Did We Getfrom There to Here?” Earl C. Swallow, 11am,Eckhart 133.Court Theatre: “A Little Night Music,”8:30pm, Reynolds Club Theatre.March 20Court Theatre: “A Little Night Music,”8:30pm, Reynolds Club Theatre.March 25Department of Chemistry: “Face-To-FacePorphyrins — Potential ElectrodeCatalysts,” Professor James P. Collman,7:30pm, Howard Johnson’s Lake Shore Hotel,600 North Lake Shore Drive.Microbiology Seminar: George Gee Jackson,4pm, Cummings 101.Court Theatre: “A Little Night Music,”8:30pm, Reynolds Club Theatre. March 26Court Theatre: “A Little Night Music,”8:30pm, Reynolds Club Theatre.March 27Court Theatre: “A Little Night Music,”8:30pm, Reynolds Club Theatre.March 28Hillel: Passover Workshop, “History andTraditions of Passover,” Rabbi Leifer, 8-10pm, Hillel.Department of Chemistry: “Promotion,Rydergization, and Avoided Crossing in MOTheory,” Robert S. 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March 118 The Chicago Maroon, Friday, March 11, 1977Writing Contests Tyrannical AuthorThe Department of English is ad¬ministering a number of literary com¬petitions for students at the University.Some of this year’s contests are listed belowwith brief descriptions of the types ofmaterial eligible for consideration andeligibility requirements for entrants.The deadline for entries for all com¬petitions except the Florence James AdamsPoetry Reading Contest is March 28, and,for more information about those contests,contact Suann Strickland of the EnglishDepartment in Weiboldt 205.Last year the Chicago Literary Reviewmade arrangements to publish some of thewinning poems and hopes to do the same inthis year’s June issue. may offer more than one contribution, anentry may be a cycle including severalrelated poems.The competition is open to all registeredstudents except previous first prize winners.Only unpublished poems may be submitted.R. S. CRANE AWARDAn award of $50 for distinction inscholarly and critical writing will be givenfor the best essay on a specific problem inliterary theory, practical criticism, literaryhistory, or the history of ideas. The com¬petition is open to all fully registeredstudents, though previous winners are noteligible to enter.ADAMS POETRY READING CONTESTAll students from the ages of 17 through 26who have completed two quarters ofresidence and who are registered for two ormore courses in the Spring Quarter areeligible for the competition. Prizes of $125,$100, $75, and $50 will be awarded and allthose interested should contact PatriciaPrinz for additional information. Her officeis Weiboldt 125 and her extension number is753-2813.ACADEMY OF AMERICANPOETS PRIZESThe Academy of American Poets Prize of$100 will be awarded to an undergraduate inthe College for the best poem or group ofpoems submitted. The poem of groups ofpoems submitted has no restriction as tolength, and no manuscript submitted thathas already been published or that hasalready received a prize is eligible.FISKE PRIZES IN POETRYPrizes of $125, $75, and $50 are offeredannually for an original poem or cycle ofpoems. There is not limitation as to length,subject, or form, and, though nn competitor MC LAUGHLIN PRIZES FORTHE WRITING OF PROSEAnnual prizes are awarded for a criticalessay on some subject relating to thehumanities or the social sciences. The firstprize is $100, the second prize is $75, and thethird is $50.The competition is restricted to (a)students who have completed less than twoyears of college work following graduationfrom high school and (b) students in theCollege who entered the University prior tograduation from high school.Contributions may not be more than 3,000or less than 1,500 words in length.SNOWDAY MEMORIAL PRIZEA prize of $50 will be awarded for originalwork in the field of literary' criticism. Un¬dergraduates and graduate students whohave been registered at the Universityduring the year 1976-77 are eligible tocompete. The works may be either a criticalexamination of a literary work or group ofworks or an investigation of theoreticalaspects of literary criticism. Entries maybe no longer than 20 pages, and specialattention will be paid to the quality of theprose.King Tut’s treasures are coming to the Field Museum here in Chicago April 15th(along with a collatoral exposition at the Oriental Institute on campus) and theadvance rumors say they are magnificent Ballantine Books has put together abeautiful, large format <8>_> x 11), paperback catalog for the exhibition entitledTreasures of Tutankhamun. Costing $7.95. the 176 page book includes 75 colorplates (along with many black and white photos) together with commentary byIES Edwards, former keeper of Egyptian Antiquities at the British Museum, afeature article by Tom Buckley on “The Discovery of Tutankhamun’s Tomb” anda historical perspective on “Tutakhamun and His World” by Edward Wente.Professor of Egyptology here at the Oriental Institute of the University. Lover.. and Tyrantsby Francine du Plessix GraySimon and Schusterreviewed by NOEL PRICEOn the second page of this 327 page book,the narrator/heroine muses, “I shall nevercease to marvel at the way we beg for loveand tyranny.” This seems, in retrospect,more like a threat than a passing remark.Lovers and Tyrants is a novel which spanssome forty years and two continents. Inspite of the monumental nature of this un-dertaking, the author managessinglemindedly to pursue one ideathroughout, the idea summarized in thetitle. This constant theme is both thestrength and the weakness of the book - thebasic contradiction of a book based oncontradiction.To a great extent, Stephanie, theprotaganist, is a “modern woman”, one ofthe first of the new breed who have rejectedthe old female role definitions and are, as aresult, lost. Unable to accept the stricturesof family, marriage, and motherhood, she isalso unable to believe in herself as an in¬dependent entity. The story of her life is oneof repeated flight from bondage to freedom,but each time the freedom turns out to beonly a new form of bondage. With every'attempt to liberate herself, Stephanie findsherself more closely pursued by herravenous need for love.None of this is particularly original or newto literature. Recently, books by womendepicting the struggle of women to redefinethemselves have flooded the market. Thereseems to be an obsessive need among manywomen to make public these millions ofprivate struggles, perhaps to show that, ifwomen are lost, at least they are not lostalone. Stephanie’s lifelong frantic search forpeace (an obviously futile search) seems tobe the author’s attempt to purge her ownanxiety at the cost of literary subtlety. The heroine (and the reader) is constantlyreminded of the basic proposition thatlovers and tyrants are one and the sameSince this is du Plessix Gray’s clear intentfrom the very start, it is annoying, thoughalmost comical, when the heroine, almost atthe end of the book, is made to receive therevelation: “There I saw it: every woman’slife is a series exorcisms from the spells ofdifferent oppressors...the most tyrannicaldespots can be the ones who love us themost.”Still, for the reader who is willing totolerate being beaten over the head thisway, the book does have something to offer.Du Plessix Gray’s writing style, repletewith sensuous images, is lively and apleasure to read, although she does at timesget carried away, enraptured with her ownwords. As can happen in a conversation withan over-emotional person, you sometimesget the feeling that she is talking to herself.The early chapters, dealing withStephanie’s childhood and adolescence, arethe best. They depict, with clarity andhumor, the struggles of a lonely, introvertedchild brought up in an almost gothic-novelatmosphere. Here du Plessix Gray’s writingis most enjoyable, before introspection andintellectualization overwhelm the moreprimitive, simpler feelings of the child.There is more subtle imagery, less lengthyself-examination in these early chapters.The aspect of the book which does themost to raise it above its flaws as itsmonumentality: Lovers and Tyrants is notthe story of the struggle of the housewifedown the block. Stephanie begins her life inFrance, the daughter of a minor Frencharistocrat and a Russian mother. Hersummers are spent in the decaying familycastle, surrounded by an atmosphere thickwith cousins and tradition. After herhusband is killed in the war, Stephanie’smother, aloof, elegant, and unreachable,gets a visa into unoccupied France by im¬pressing the Kommandant with a disdainfulaccount of her daughter’s family tree. Fromthere Stephanie is sent to New York and onto Pennsylvania to live with her elegantRussian gambler grandfather. Then back toNew York to cope with classes, girlfriends,and puberty — all the while unaware thather adored father has been killed in action.Once uprooted, her life swings back andforth between France and the United Stateswith manic regularity.Stephanie, unlike the modernAmerican-born woman, was raised with thewar. with death. The disruption of herfamily life by the war and her inability toaccept her father's death become inex¬tricably intertwined with the disruption offamily roles by the new consciousness andher inability to accept either shelter or in¬dependence. Her life becomes a pilgram-mage in search of a resolution of thesecontradictions, but she believes, on the levelof assumption, not thought, that the onlyresolution to suffering is death, and to ac¬cept death is to accept liberty.Stephanie's preoccupation with death isvery understandable in one who grew upwhere war was a real, personal event, notsomething that happened overseassomewhere. But. to an American,especially one of the post World War IIgeneration, it seems a neurotic obsessionAnd the more obsssive the book becomes,the more difficult it is to appreciate it asliterature By the time Stephanie's odysseytakes us through childhood, adolescentfriendships, affairs, rebellions, hospitals,marriage, motherhood, and separation, toculminate in an aimless drive through theSouthwest with a young bisexual gigolo, wehave pretty much lost any emotional bondwith the character, and the resolution of thebook fades into confusion andmeaninglessness Stephanie, apparently,has found her peace at last, but how is notclear and she doesn't take the reader withher.• Eye {laminations• Contact lenses (Soft & Kardl• Prescriptions filledOR. MORTON R. MASLOVOPTOMETRISTSHyde Park Shopping Center* 15101.55th383 6383 ZT.2 • iv i au.OAK FURNITURE-ANTIQUESHFINISHID -f AS IS Desks1649 E. sstfi MJT dA Tobies667-4 MO (j|H —J§ ChoirsDressersBookcasesMuchMoreWe Also DoReflnlshing 7 Days A WeekHYDE PARK PIPE AND TOBACCO SHOP1552 l. 53rd - under 1C tracksA!I students get 10% offosk for Big Jim ’PipesPip* ToHsmxos import Oeor*t*»s Ct**™>9oooooooooooecoooooecoooooooo< Young Octtgns by"• •*;: n * \ v’, ~ELIZABETH GORDONHair Designers1620 t 53rd St* 288 2^00The Chicago Maroon, Friday, March 11,1977 9Poems from the EastI must move1 can only movethrough the hands and fingers close to me;those handsAre not yoursand though I yearn for yoursonly those are the ones through whichI move.Thereforedearthough we do not have to partbeing still close enough to get bv phoneyet not next doorwe must acknowledgeThat distance prevents us from being lovers. Pretty posiesFinding a fresh way, nowadays, to knit two lives together;Finding, of course, that wanting to be friends is mostly everything;And finding it’s sweet for old farts like us to be happy just the sameas when we were young,just the same of course.All those other people are gonenow I don’t miss them so muchI hope they’re like me meeting their match;got to get together all of usone new years eveTwist our fates with a few new knotsjust for freshflowersAll of us got to get together one of these new years.Pack the room solid with garlands.Painted on himIt is an illusion that this simple man.This bum.Is simple;It is an illusion that a simple thing, a missed alarm.Made him.The illusion is painted on him,The way a frown is to his cheeks, the way a wine bottle is to his lips;He still packs his human wallop,The inner steed that can’t be broken;And on his face, his hands, his clothesHe carries nakedWhat is otherwise a common but secret burden... .Something wrong...Right now it’s not so bad; it's after 11:00.I don't want to go to bed because I won’t get up.I don’t get up easily; it’s my heart; my heart isn’t in it.Tell me life is full, there for the taking; go out and get it...Or tell me be satisfied with what you have, accept it...Or get frustrated, throw' up your hands and say there mustbe something wrong with you.While I nod or grin or groan or say no, I'm perfectly sane, fart face.But I wouldn’t say that; you’re too sweet.I tried 6 things at least.I tried school, a half a bridge,each piece is broken,the riverbed is dry,Disney professors sell beer and souvenirs 4000$/yearDetour! Physics 101 to U.S. 1a 100 lives away.School! Loved it.I tried work, you know, the real 9 to 5 with nearly constant, almostoverlapping,intermittent coffee breaks, 7 o’clock alarms and 8 hourshyperventilating in front of my particular scrapin the giant paper mobile.(Halsey Taylor, there is no such thing as a free drink of water.)... executives, high on 40 floors of sediment, squirrelingaway social Cadillacsbetween the breasts bulging from fashion’s low cut dress,ddt-ing the human bugs with interoffice sneezes...... blood is their red tape.rubber stamp their sword...I tried dependence and independence, unemployment andself-employment,marriage and subsistence farming,I tried romance, cocktail parties, beer parties, high society and dope,tv and hare krishna, sf and Buddha, eliot stevens and ginsberg,getting shrunk and jerking off, the whole shebang...is that a euphemism for shitbang?I tried ... but it doesn’t get me up in the morning.I can’t face the mattress. 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KURTROSENBAUMOptometrist(58 Kimbark Plaza)1200 East 53rd StreetHYde Park 3-8372Brent House5540 WoodlawnSunday,March 135:15 Vespers5:45 Social Hour6:15 Supper($1.25)10-The Chicago Maroon, Friday, March 11,1977The Wit and Wisdom of the CartersRedneck Power: The Wit and Wisdom ofBilly Carteredited and compiled by Jeremy Rifkin andTed HowardBantam Booksreviewed by DAVID BLUMJohn Cheever, wearing an elegantpullover and somber expression, graces thecover of Newsweek Magazine this week asthe publication proclaims his new book, “AGreat American Novel.” But were theweekly to desire to capture the hearts ofmillions, they might have chosen instead thepicture on the back cover of ‘‘Redneck Power: The Wit and Wisdom of Billy Car¬ter.” *Grinning like his famous brother andwielding a mammoth baseball bat, BillyCarter and a virtually complete collection ofhis public utterances are contained in a bookthat probably will sell as many copies asCheever’s new book, ‘‘Falconer.” And whynot? The authors, Jeremy Rifkin and TedHoward, are ambitious money-makers.The book, a paperbound edition in whichthe pages are not numbered and thephotographs outnumber the words, praisesitself and its topic so often that Billy mightwell be mistaken for a major political figurecontinued from page 6book about the place where you live andseeing it consistently deserted, empty,lifeless, gloomy. The photographs even onthe sunniest of days look dark andforeboding. A miniscule number of peoplehave unavoidably been preserved in thisbook, since Lopez-Medina (as they areknown professionally) could hardly askeveryone to vacate Harper Library whilethey photographed. There is nothing aboutlife here. Without people, the campus lookslike a 165-acre tomb. There is no C-shop, noSwift coffee ship, no Shoreland, noRegenstein stacks. This book won’t fill theempty space on the bookshelf left by theabsense of the Cap and Gown, thesometimes buried, sometimes resurrectedUniversity yearbook.The list of possible recipients of thissurprise package is nearly exhausted. Afterconcluding the book fails to appeal to ar¬chitects and doesn’t try to appeal to pho¬tography buffs or University people, thequestion still lingers: who’s book is this?Who’s coffee-table is it sitting on in who'sliving room? If it’s just another example ina series of self-reflective books by theUniversity for the University, it’s an ex¬travagant one. Bitten by the same bi¬centennial bug for historical inquiry that bitAlex Haley, the University has entered orstumbled into a period of looking back overits accomplishments and congratulatingitself. Last year, along with Dreams, Mr.Bruckner generated The Idea of theUniversity of Chicago, an almostunreadable collection of speech fragments,immortal words delivered by ourpresidents, from Harper through Levi, toBoards of Trustees over dinner Asevidenced by his heavy reliance onhistorical material in his speeches,President Wilson himself is very interestedin our communal history. Rumor has itthese days that a full-fledged history of theUniversity is being prepared. Dreams mayfind itself shelved nest to such works, but isnot mere institutional p.r., a commoncollective puff job.Dreams bears the unmistakeable stampof one individual. The only element thatinjects coherence into this puzzling book isthe book’s principle of organization, thereason the buildings appear in the orderthey do. Unabashedly, Mr. Brucknerwriter: “The sequence of pictures wasdetermined by my walking habits.”In a very eerie sense, Dreams appears tobe a book of a single individual talking tohimself. Most striking is the fact that Mr.Bruckner, who has billed himself as char¬ming and arrogant ever since Maroonreporter David Blum coined the descrip¬tion of him. injects weird and tangentialthoughts into an otherwise straightforwardbook. Dry and serious, the photographs areusually identified only with the name of thebuilding, the view, the architect, and a date.But occasionally, Mr. Bruckner can’t keephis personal feelings about the place tohimself. A gargoyle is described as an “admissions officer defying entrant,” aramshackle building is apoligized for, with“well, every place has to have one,” poeticword-pictures are painted: “Stairs afloat,”“four stars at five windows,” “vent win¬dows, gargoyles, crenelles, and the curlylion northside.”These revelations into Mr. Bruckner’spreoccupations and his sense of humor arecompletely incongruous with the rest of thebook and its ostensible purpose. This is toomuch of a personal touch for an officialUniversity publication.There are other reasons which suggestthat Dreams is more a private book for Mr.Bruckner that University publication. Thegenesis of the book is odd. Unlike mostUniversity publications, this book was notcopyrighted by the University and printedby University of Chicago Press. Dreamswas copyrighted by the institution, butprinted by R. R. Donnelly and Sons, ownedby the member of the Board of Trustees.The book bears the strange inscription:“published by the vice-president for publicaffairs.” It seems that the money backingthe book came out of Mr Bruckner’s budgetand proceeds will return there, unlikeUniversity of Chicago Press publications.It’s frightening to set down a coffeecup,pick up this book, and see D.J.R. Bruckner’sdreams of the University — a gray, gloomy,deserted fortress, with his own namedstamped all over.Dreams is not addressed to architects,artists, or admirers. In fact, Mr. Brucknerdoes not want to answer the question ofwho's book this is with names of recipientsat all; rather, he identifies the book with itssenders. He’s concerned with laying creditwhere credit is due.Irene Macauley “made the entire projecthappen", Ray Maehura “designed thebook”, “the initiators of the photographingwere Leslie and David Travis,” EdwardLevi “started the whole affair by saying oneday that ‘we need a picture book',” andWilson is thanked for “that gentle way hehas.”This introduction harkens back to theintroduction to the Idea of The University ofChicago, also written by Mr. Bruckner. Thatbook “is Bill Murphy’s* book,” and “it mustbe William McNeill’s too.” and is “alsoWayne Booth’s. Robert Streeter’s, andWarner Wick’s.” but for Mr. Bruckner “it isalways Edward Levi's book.”This is Mr. Bruckner’s style showingthrough. He leaves no doubt just who's bookthis really is. His zealous shunning of at¬tention is disingenuous. His arroganthumility is scary. Here is a man who hasbeen at the University five short years, andhas amassed incredible power. He hasreorganized the office of public affairs, firedits director Hoke Norris, taken over thealumni magazine, built the office of radioand television. Here is a man who standsbetween the faculty, the students, the out¬side world and President Wilson. Here is theUniversity’s “official spokesman.” And thisbook is his mind. Dreams should give usnightmares. to researchers who happen across the bookin decades to come.What does Billy Carter think about lawand order? “Well, I once did 30 days in jailin South Carolina for speeding. And I went toiail in Daytona Beach for drinking in public.Nothing serious, though.”The book begins with an introduction byauthors Rifkin and Howard that would rivalthe praise heaped on Cheever, Bellow, oreven brother Jimmy: “He’s been comparedto the likes of Will Rogers and ArchieBunker, and is talked about at exclusiveGeorgetown parties and on the streets ofsmall-town America,” write the authors.Reminiscent, in some ways, to the publicityGary Gilmore received — but in many waysGilmore deserved the public platform morethan Carter.Bantam Books is known for the techniqueof “rush” printings of mass marketpaperbacks, including “The Pope’s Journeyto the United States” in 1964 and “ThePresidential Transcripts” three years ago.Both ventures apparently turned a profit forthe publishing house — but their use of thetechnique on “Redneck Power” reflects achange in purpose for the books themselves.Yet such things do make money, and Rifkin and Howard are undoubtedly wealthy today.One interesting note: Billy made all thestatements quoted in the book topublications in the public domain, and thusare not subject to copyright. The authorsgave Billy nothing for the book — they wereunder no obligation to do so — and so,ironically, the book bypassed its subjectcompletely. But Billy, ever the hustler, hassigned a contract with a talent managementcompany and will follow in the footsteps ofauthors Rifkin and Howard in capitalizingon what the authors call “The Birth of aHero.”His brother, on the other hand —seemingly content with all the fame andfortune commensurate with his new job —merits a thinner and presumably far lessprofitable “Wit and Wisdom” book himself.The tiny volume contains jokes from thecampaign trail, peanut jokes galore and asmattering of real humor.Let’s face it. these are not funny people.Johnny Carson is funny; if you want to heargood Jimmy Carter jokes, or even onesabout Billy, tune to his nightly monologue.But the Carter brothers, folksy as they are,will never make it in the come'dy world. Noteven for peanuts.DEG DEC ]0C= DEE EEC- DEE DEG DEGHow to Calculate Your Life Expectancy1No. we can't top Jcane Dixon But if you are betweentwenty and sixty-five and reasonably healthy, this testprovides a life-insurance-company's-eye view of thefuture(1) Start with 72.(2) Gender< 3 ) Lite Style. If you are male, subtract 3.If you are female, add 4 j[That's right, there's a seven-yearspread between the sexes.](a) If you live in an urban area with apopulation over two million,subtract 2.If you live in a town under tenthousand, or on a farm, add 2.[City life means pollution,, tension](b) If you work behind a desk,subtract 3.If your work requires regular,heavy physical labor, add 3fc) If you exercise strenuously (ten¬nis, running, swimming, etc.) fivetimes a week for at least a halfhour, add 4. Two or three timesa week, add 2(d) If you live with a spouse orfriend, add 5. If not. subtract Ifor every ten years alone sinceage twenty-five.[People together eat better,take care of each other,become less depressed ](4) Psyche. (a) Sleep more than ten hours eachnight:’ Subtract 4[Excessive sleep is a sign ofdepression, circulatorydiseases.)(b I Are you intense, aggressive,easily angered’’ Subtract 3.Are you easygoing, relaxed, afollower’’ Add 3.(c) Are vou happy’’ Add 1.Unhappy0 Subtract 2(d) Have you had a speeding ticketin the last year’ Subtract !(Accidents are the fourth-largest cause of death, first,in young adults ] f 5) Sucrett (a ) Earn over $50,000 a year0Subtract 2.(Wealth breeds high living,tension.)f b) If you finished college, add '.If you have a graduate orprofessional degree, add 2 more(Education seems to lead tomoderation, at least that'sthe theory ](c) If you are sixtv-five or over andstill working, add 3. [Retirementkills ](6) Heredity. fa) If anv grandparent lived toeighty-five, add 2.If all four grandparents lived toeighty, add 6.fb) If either parent died of a strokeor heart attack before the ageof fifty, subtract 4(c) If any parent, brother, or sisterunder fifty has (or had ) cancernr a heart condition, or has baddiabetes since childhood,subtract 3f 7 | Health(8) 4ge4diurtment (a I Smoke more than two packs aday0 Subtract ROne to two packs0 Subtract 6One half to one0 Subtract 3(b) Drink the equivalent of a quarterbottle of liquor a dav° Subtract 1(c> Overweight by fifty pounds ormore0 Subtract 8 Thirtv to fiftypounds0 Subtract 4Ten to thirtv pounds0 Subtract 2(d) Men over forty, if you haveannual checkups, add 2Women, if you see a gynecologistonce a year, add 2Between thirty and forty0 Add 2Between forty and fifty0 Add 3Between fifty and seventy0 Add 4Over seventy0 Add 5.It's no fun plaving the game unless you know how wellyou've done The table below tells what percentage ofpopulation you will outlive, providing you make itto the specific age. 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ROHDEIt was a tournament in which close wouldjust have to count.By four points, the Chicago women’sbasketball team missed the state title and aregional playoff berth, as they lost to Quincycollege 59-55 in the finals of the women’ssmall college State tournament lastSaturday night, and had to settle for secondplace.Despite that, the team could not help butbe pleased. The Maroons, who had beenrather inconsistent all season, put ittogether for the tournament, playing threeconsecutive fine games. “It was a very goodtourney,’’ said coach Pat Kirby.The Maroons first opponent was the hometeam, Greenville. The Lady Panthers hadsquashed their opponents in their first roundgame, while the Chicago hoopers, seededthird, had a bye. The Maroons had playedGreenville twice before in state tour¬naments and were 1-1 against them. Lastyear they knocked the Lady Panthers out ofthe tourney.By FRANK MERRIWELLAs usual, Ted Haydon knew just what tosay.The coach looked over his track teamdevouring breakfast in the gracious MotelGrinnell and urged them on with some of hismany words of wisdom.“Now don’t do too well,” he said, “or we’llhave nothing left for an encore.”But no one was listening and the teamwent out and took third in the Midwestconference track meet, held last weekend inGrinell, Iowa.As expected Coe won the meet handily,taking 10 firsts and scoring 165 points.Carelton added some sprint winners to it’sforseen distance strength to win secondeasily.Chicago had no conference champs butplaced in every event except the pole vaultand shot put to score 93 points at the eightteam meet. It was the best Maroon con¬ference finish to date.John Schuster was high point man for theMaroons in one of his standard workhorseperformances. Schuster took a fourth in themile, gutted out a second in the 1,000 and ran The two previous meetings had created arivalry between Chicago and Greenville andboth teams were up for the game. Chicagotook an early lead, and maintained itthroughout most of the game. The Panthershad a definite height advantage, including a6’3” freshman, which they began to usetowards the end of the game.It was only some clutch shooting by theMaroons that saved the match. Chicago heldthe lead, however answering each Pantherbasket with one of their own. The final scorewas 53-50.For the Maroons, the real story of thegame was Janet Torrey. The freshmanguard shot a phenomonal 71% from thefield, hitting 12 of 17 shots for 24 points.Torrey kept the Maroons in the gameagainst a surprisingly good Greenvilleteam.The Maroons next opponent was secondranked Concordia team. Concordia hadknocked the Maroons out of last yearstournament, and had beaten them by twopoints earlier this year. Chicago was lookingfor a tough match.At first, however, things looked easy. Theanchor on the second place mile relay team.Pete Wendell had the second highest totaltaking fourth in the long jump, third in thetriple jump, sixth in the 300 and ran on thefifth place 880 relay team.But the meet was marked by fine per¬formances all the way down the line. Theentire mile relay team had a strong meet.Tim Bastian ran an excellent 880. taking aclose second to all-American Ken Mull in.Lester Savit took fourth in the 600 while ClaySkinner managed a fifth in the 440, only tobetter his time by two seconds in the milerelay.Freshman Marshall Schmitt had a fineafternoon, running a personal best to takefifth in the mile, then coming back to take afourth in the 880. Dave Rieser placed fourthin the 1,000 and took some key warm-upjumps in the pole-vault.Despite some very tough competition theMaroons also managed points in the longerdistances. Julian Brown ran a strong fifth inthe 3 mile while Pete Smith placed sixth inthe two.The thinclads got a great deal of help fromthe sprinters and hurdlers. Jim Jacobsenand Jim Reid teamed up to take second and Maroons got hot and jumped out to a quicklead, while, Concordia, a team that relies ontwo good shooters and two good rebounders,could not find the range. Chicago ran up a 25point lead.Late in the first half, Coach Kirby sent herreserves in. But this time, Concordia waswarmed up, and the Kittens whittled thelead down to 15 for a 38-23 halftime score.The Kittens came out smoking at the startof the second half, and took the lead midwaythrough the period. The Maroons recoveredand put the game away 67-58.Concordia was playing a two platoonsystem, one a playing squad, with the othera kamikaze squad. Concordia’s secondsquad played agressively, commiting a lotof fouls but also drawing several. Then, withthe other teams in foul trouble, the Kittenswould put there first squad back in.The strategy counts, on poor free throw'shooting by the opposing team. The planworked against the Maroons when the twothird in the 60 yd. high hurdles. FreshmanChip Pfaller had the second best time in the60 yd. dash but also ran it in the consolationheat so he could only take fifth. IndeedPfaller was so intent on winning his heatthat he never quite remembered to stop andcrashed through the restraining barrier andout the door at the end of the straightaway.Bleeding but unhurt Pfaller got his ownbreak later when two of the better runnersin the 220 intermediate hurdlers collided andfell on the slippery tartan track, leavingPfaller in sole possession of second, in thatevent.James Carter also managed a third placefinish in the high jump to finish the Maroonscoring.The most consistent performers of themeet however were Tim Bastian's shoes.Gracing the feet of three different runnersin eight different events the shoes scored 39points by themselves.Haydon was happy with his team's per¬formance. “We were up against awfullygood competition,” he said, “but we ran aswell as could be expected.”As for the encore, the outdoor seasonstarts in two weeks. met in February, but this time things weredifferent. Chicago had been practicing theirfree throws, and shot 65% from the line.Concordia committed 45 fouls to theMaroons 19, and the free gifts made thedifference.With the semi-final victory’ over Con¬cordia, the Maroons moved into the finalsagainst Quincy. The fourth-rankedHawkettes gained the finals by upsettinglast year’s defending champions, numberone ranked George Williams. The Maroonshad played Quincy just a week earlier, andreceived a solid drubbingChicago scored early, and played goodfirst half. The Maroons were able to shut offQuincy’s big players without picking up toomany fouls, and led 32-28 at halftime.The second half was almost a reversal ofthe Concordia game. Vadis Cothran, KimCurran, and Paula Markowitz, all got in foultrouble early in the half and had to be takenout. Even without their tall women the teammanaged to stay close to the surgingHawkettes. Kirby put the three in later inthe half, and the Maroons put on a lastminute rally. But all three fouled out, andChicago was shut down for good.The foul trouble, coupled with onlymoderate shooting lost for Chicago. TheMaroons collected 27 fouls to the Hawkette’s9. Although the Maroons outscored Quincyby 8 from the floor, the champions hit 15 foulshots.Janet Tourey was the Maroon star for thetourney hitting for 49 points and a 54%average from the floor. Coach Kirby alsohad kind words for Laura Silveus and PaulaMarkowitz. “Paula was rebounding shesaid,” Laura did a great job of quar¬terbacking the team.” Kirby was pleasedwith the team play, especially againstQunicy, commenting “Everyone chippedin.”With the end of the Quincy game, fiveplayers saw their last action with theMaroons. Vadis Cothran. Laura Silveus.Claire Omer. Emily Townes, and HelenHarrison are all seniors.Though Chicago is losing some valuableveterans, they still have a core of the teamfor next year. Markowitz will be back atforward, and both Freshmen Kim Curranand Janet Torrey can look forward to threemore years of' good play. With them.Chicago should be back at the State Tour¬nament next year to try again.SportsJThinclads grab third at Conference meetSwimmers seventh in MidwestClay Skinner breaks the tape for his heat ofthe 440 yard dash. (Photo by David Rieser) By DAVID RIESERThe men’s swim team also did well thisweekend as they traveled out to Iowa City totake seventh in their Midwest Conferencechampionship meet.The swimmers were hurt by the time ofyear chosen for the meet Certain tenthweek educational needs detained all of theteam’s divers, whose expected points wouldhave put the team fifth or higher.Still the squad that went to Iowa didsuperbly with many of the swimmers set¬ting personal records all over the poolDave Kavrell was high point man for theteam, scoring 36*/2 points. In addition toswimming on two of the relays, Kavrell tookthe highest individual place, cranking out athird in the 50 yard free. He also placed sixthin the 200 back, just missing a team recordby .2 seconds, and eighth in the 100 free. Wayne Hooper also had an excellent meet,taking sixth in the 200 free and eighth in the500 free. But Hooper’s best performancewas his seventh place finish, in the 1650 freein which he set a new team record and brokehis own personal record by 19 seconds.Mike Rabin had perhaps the mostgrueling time at the meet. Due to a failure inthe electronic timing devices. Rabin wasforced into a swim-off in the 200 fly. Thiswas shortly after he had set a personalrecord in the same event. But Rabin justshrugged, got in and lowered his time byanother second. It wasn’t good enough to gethim into the finals, but Rabin still had to lastthrough a consolation heat an hour or solater, to take ninth He had placed tenth inthe 100 fly the day before.The highest place in the meet was a thirdtaken by the 400 free relay, swum by JonRynning. Rabin, Hooper and Kavrell. The same team went on to take sixth in the 800free relay, which was the place grabbed bythe 400 medley relay team of Eric Lind-bloom. Charlie Hurst. Rabin and RynningCoach Bill Vendl was, by and large, happywith the weekend “We wanted to finishhigher,” he said, “but what can you say?Those who were there did an outstandingjob.”The meet ended a 2-7 season which Vendltermed a bad one “We kept missing peoplefrom tests, injuries and illnesses,” com¬mented Vendl. “.And divers Jeez, if we hadhad divers earlier in the season we wouldhave won six of those meets.”The team will only be losing two. ChrisGomez and Kavrell to graduation and so willhave a strong core coming back. If Chicagocan get some divers to come out for theteam and stay out, they should have anexcellent season.The Chicago Maroon, Friday, March 11, 1977 13\From April 1 through June 14, you can fly roundtrip fromNew York to Luxembourg for only $410.That’s $89 less than the youth fare you’d pay on anyother scheduled airline, i From Chicago you pay $458 andsave $103.) All you have to do is be under the age of 24.There are no b<x)king restrictions. And no skimping onmeals or service. Because we give you the same serviceyou’d get from other airlines, without the same high costs.So, if you’re not flying Icelandic to Europe, you'respending more than you have to.We’ll give you the best deal.Save $89 on jet faresto Europe and bookanytime you want.Icelandic Airlines. I Vpt. #CN630 Fifth Ave.. NY. N Y. 10020See y<>ur travel agent. 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CallDavid at 324-3863Roommate wanted spacious 3bedroom apt. 1521 E. 54th 288-379255th 8, CORNELL, rm in Ig apt onminibus rt, $85. Immed. or beg spr.qtr. 493 2822 eves.WANTED. ROOMMATE to share 3rdfir 5 rm apt. 54th St. between Greenwood & Univ. with musician who plays8. rehearses on Northside. seldomhome. Rent: $200, your share, $85 100,Neg. Avail. March 15. Call David; 947-6543 or Marc 324-5646.Thinking of selling your home or apt?Hyde Park family seeks 4-6 bdrmhouse, condo or coop in good cond.Price, moving date open. 663-5060, 955-2887 (eves).Want a year, semest, quart, out oftown? Wis. hse all comfort garagegarden 130 acre torest prop hunt. fish,ski. snowmob. school bus. $250 rentmonth. Call 955-0396.Roommate wanted for large 2 bdrmapt 2 bl from campus 955-5189.KENWOOD 3RD FLOOR w/kitchenprivileges in exchange for babysittingapprox. 8 hrs. per week. 2 girls ages 8& 9. Start spring qtr. 373-0454 after5pm.M/F to share Ig twnhse: own rm., nrM'bus-53 8. Wdln. $110, 363-2013.Roommate wanted to share sunny apt.Own bedroom 5 blocks from campusCall Sarah 684-6060 or 363 2988.$76/month.ROOM FOR RENT TO F $70 MO 54th8. WOODLAWN 363-1S13MARIE1 roommate wanted to share 3bedroom apartment in Hyde Parkhighrise. Room is furnished. $85 permonth. Call 548-7638HYDE PARK TO STRAIGHT? Live onthe only curved street around!Available immediately, one room in 6rm apt. Call 288-5342.Spacious 3 bdrm apt avail Apr. 1, 53rd& Dorch call eves 477-1124 or 752-2147.Studio Apt. large, modern, air con¬ditioned, close to campus. AvailableApril 1. $200/month 955-1324 (keeptrying).Roommate Wanted 51st & Univ; $80;Furnished; Mor F; Call Dave 943-7093or 324-5718.Room with kitchen priviliges femalegrad student or working woman 100.00a month. 57th Kenwood. Call 493-2545.SUNNY modern 1-BR apt in marriedstdnt housing avail beginning Spr Qtr.Lots of storage, near shopping, goodlocation. Call Joel Mintz 353-2094(days), 363-2545 (eves, wknds). Mustbe married & UC student.Large and medium room available inlarge sunny apartment spring quarter.Located at 57th and Dorchester (LittlePierce). Rent either $99 or $109, in¬cluding utilities. Lots of storage, nearshopping, laundry in basement. 955-4437.Grad dorm rms. avail., single men,adjacent UC campus. Theo. Sem. Spr.Qtr. Student Service Office, 752-5757,ext. 32.U.C. housing contract, male or female,single 753-3771. Grant.HOUSING CONTRACT FOR SALEMale grad in Coulter, male/femaleelsewhere in system. REWARD. CallJim Drennan 753-2261. #515.RIDES WANTEDRide to Washington DC wanted March17 or 18. Share all exps. Call Jeff Rubel753 2249.Ride wanted: NYC metro area(Grenwich, Conn) Sat March 12 Gladto share driving expenses Minimalluggage. John PL 2 1000 ext 1012.SECRETARY50-60 wpm typing skills required.You'll type correspondence, exams,class material, etc. in a smallcongenial department. Excellentfringe benefits include free BlueCross/Blue Shield & 3 weeks vacation.Call: 753 4476Marla RiversTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOAn affirmative action equal opportunity employer, m/f.YOGARejuvenate body mind 8. spirit.Practice yoga thurs at the Gargoyle,5:30-7:15 pm. Interim classes nowmeeting. Spring Quarter YogaWorkshop begins Thursday April 7thTaught by Dobbi Kerman on campussince 1971. For info 643 3595.ENJOY AMASSAGE?The Massage workshop meets Thursat the Gargoyle 7:40 9:00 pm TextDowning's The Massage Book 7sessions $35. Taught by Dobbi Kerman. Info. 643 3595. PEOPLE WANTED18 inch Mexicans to participate innasty occult rituals with (preferablyfemale) virgins. No bicyclists orweirdos. Call Morty.FULLTIME PART TIMELearn the jewelry business in a convenient loop office. We need help withmerchandising, mail orders, etc.Interesting work, good pay. CallDebby 782 2011.Interesting position as secretary foran active Hyde Park real estate firm.Requires above average secretarialskills and some bookkeepingknowledge. Call Mrs. Goldsborough667 6666.HANDYMAN for occasional workdoing home repairs. A variety of oddjobs, (dripping faucets, loose sockets,broken furniture). Will pay generouslyfor skilled person. Call Mrs. Leach.753-2037 days.Wanted part-time salesperson Sat10:30-6:00 Sun 12:00-5:00 TransworldImports 5200 So Harper Mr Williamsor Ms. Flemingpn Sat 493-6000.Motel Room clerk, part-time, 3 or 4nights 12 8 am, will train, So. Shore Dr.& 79th. Call 374-4500 between Ham and4pm.OUTDOOR WORK SATURDAYSEARN $25. Opportunities for dynamicstudents. Fight pollution and end yourown persona! recession at the sametime. Call Ken at939-1985, Mon-Fri.The Chicago Counseling andPsychotherapy Center, 5711 SouthWoodlawn, needs people who arewilling to talk about their persona!problems and feelings for 10 sessionswith a psychotherapist-jn-training.Participation should no be seen aspsychotherapy or as a substitute forpsychotherapy, although participantsmay find it a useful experience.Participants will neither be paid orcharged for their sessions. Call 6841800.OVERSEAS JOBS-summer/yearround. Europe, S. America, Australia,Asia, etc. All fields, $500-$1200 mon¬thly. Expenses paid, sightseeing. Freeinform.-Write: International JobCenter, Dept 11, Box 4490, Berkeley,CA 94704.Housekeeper. Light Chores for UCFaculty Couple. On Campus. 241-5164eves. 753 8624 Days.Trapeze artists, unicycle riders,jugglers, gymnasts, stilt-walkers,clowns. Be in the Do It YourselfCircus in May 753-3591.PEOPLE FOR SALE~Any material. I work at home. Promptservice. If not home please leave yourname and number and best time to callyou. I will pick up and deliver thematerial. Call Frank at 489-7327 10amto 12pm and 7pm to 9pm.Typist-Exp. Term Papers ThesisResumes Elec. Type. 728-8430.Interested in typing evenings in myhome. Will discuss price. Barbara,373-3594 after 5:30 p.mTYPING SERVICE/HY PK./667-4282between 4-11 p.m.DISSERTATION TYPIST Long exper. U.C. Evanston 328 8705.Elaine 624-3192.Thesis, Dissertations, Tjprm Papers,Inc, Foreign language gen-eorresLatest IBM corrective SEL IItypewriter Reas, rates. Mrs. Ross 239-4257.11 a m. -5 p.m.Typing done. Term papers, theses,dissertations. Fast, accurate, correct.MA, journalism. Reasonable rates.Old Town. 787-3715.Experienced babysitter will babysit inher home on campus call 667-5816.FRENCH LESSONS/conversationexpd. French native teacher, call 2887058.FRENCH tutorials w*h expd Frenchnative teacher 324 8054.For exp piano teacher of all levelscall: 947-9746Baby sitter avail in your home. Goodrefer. Eves. 241 5466FOR SALE'74 CAMARO. Automatic, am/fmradio 8, cassette player, low mil. 2366102,9 5 or 241 6360 after 6.Oriental rug, excellent cond. 5x6rustic, colorful. Oak buffet small, oldcarved. Dansk teak Trencher, new 624-6586 evenings.Full bed and frame $50. wooden desk$20; round kitchen table with leaf $20;two large red leather chairs $30 each;coffee table $30; matching end table$15; lamps, drapes, rugs, 285 8305eveningsVW 70 $650, 68,000 ml. Excel, cond5316 S. Dorchester 288 5622 ( 7 10pm)Pontiac 68 2 drs vinyl top excel 8 cylengine, fair body, snow tires, Must sell$300 eves 241 54661970 Ford Maverick body fair, enggood new corb $350 725 5535.Sofa 7 ft brown/white tweed $75 rug 8 x10 ft gold/white textured $15 RayBoone 288 1023,5125 Kenwood1972 VOLVO 142, auto trans., one owner. $1900 or best offer call 667 4493,early AM best.Fiat 128sl 1973. 27,000 miles, 35 mpg$1400. 753 4707 or 241 7823.Apartment sale- leaving country.Assorted furniture, TV, typewriter,plants, and many other items. 241 7823or 753-4707.STEREOS! Most the brands at lowestprices. Save $$ get equipment youcan't afford to get in stores. Call 7523818 evenings.1975 Grenada Ghia 351 cu in engine airconditioning radial tires power win¬dows power disc brakes upholsteredbucket seat am/fm stereo radio clockPRICED: a steal, call 753 3953 or after6:00 pm cal I 568 1579,1971 Buick Skylark Green V-8, A/CBody fair, engine good $650. 288 6568Portrait Photography - since 1892 inblack & white or color graduation,resumes & passports. We furnish cap& gown. Koehne Studio 17 North StateSt. in the Loop. Room 1100 De2-2780.MARCH BINOCULARS SALEMODEL CAMERA1344 E. 55th St. 493 6700Passport and resume photos 4 for $5.Maynard Photographers 1459 E. 53rdSt. Second floor. 643 4083.HOUSESITTINGSeminary couple wants housesittingjob starting June 15. For references491-9588.INDIADISCUSSIONDiscussion on Emergency andElections in India Sat 12 March. 7 pmQuaker House 5615 Woodlawn.PIANO&VIOLINJan Deats and Paul Peabody in concert at Ida Noyes 8pm FREETHE GREATESTSHOW ON EARTHThe Do-It-Yourself Circus needspeople and other animals. Call x359l.MOZART,BARBER, ANDBRAHMSThe NERO STRING QUARTET willperform Friday April 1 in the IdaNoyes Library at 8pm Free.COLLEGEWORK/STUDYCOLLEGE WORK/STUDY APPLICATIONS FOR SUMMER 1977-78ARE NOW AVAILABLE. Un¬dergraduates: Applications availablein College Aid, HM 281. Deadlines:PCS—April 1; Summer Work/StudyApplications—May 2; Term-TimeWork/Study Application—July 1.Graduate Students: Applicationsavailable in Career Counseling 8.Placement, RC 200. Deadlines:GAPSFAS —April 1; SummerWork/Study Application—May 2;Term-Time Work/Study Ap¬plications—JulyTANIMALSDancing bears, elephants, monkeys,trained seals, parrots. Needed forwork in May. Inquire in person INH209 (753 3591).PERSONALSBlue-Eyed Babe! Have not seen you on3rd floor yet.Chicago Hot Line — The city's sexreview. Straight and gay erotica. $5.00to T.R.A., Box 7425-CM, Chicago,60680Writers' Workshop (Plaza 2 8377).DATING SERVICE. Over 1200members. Ladies join free 274-6248 or274-6940 .Pregnancy Testing Sat 10 2Augustana Church, 5500 Woodlawn.Bring 1st morning urine sample. $1.50donation. Southside Women's Health.324 2292.Russian typewriter wanted,preferably used. Call Spider OstapChuk 324-2285Pregnant? Troubled? Call 233-0305 foraffirmative Help 10-2 p.m. Free test.Russian typewriter wanted,preferably used. Vic 324 2885Bring your stilts, clown costumes, yoyos and clever pets back after SpringBreak. We need magicians,musicians, monkeys and mynah birds.I'm sorry you forgot your blanket andhave no clean clothes. SylvesterTrick dogs and talking mynah birdsPonies and lions and tigers Allwelcome and wanted The Do-It-Yourself CircusT.J.RUNDLEPRIVATE EYE .Why Worry? Why be doubtful orconfused? Why be gnawed bysuspicion? Consult cool- careful,confidential, discreet investigator Tel947 0310Typing accurate, neat & speedy anymaterial - will pick up & deliver. Call WANTED RIPESWANTEDRide wanted to DC spring break. Willshare driving, expenses, etc. CallMarch 753-2249 (ext 3428 X) and leavemessage.Ride wanted to Wash DC or there¬abouts over break. Will share, tc.Anthony 753 3773 (203).CREATIVESERVICESCreative Sabbath Services are heldevery Friday at 7:30 p.m. at 5715 S.Woodlawn. For more info, call 752-5655. KENNEDY, RYAN, M0NIGAL & ASSOCIATES, INCDirectory of ValuesWe Know Hyde ParkReal Estate Inside OutHOUSES FOR SALEBOOKS BOUGHTBooks bought & sold everyday,everynight 9-11, Powells, 1501 E. 57thSt.HIRE AN ARTISTFree lance artist specializes inpreparation of visual stimuli for psychresearch. Also general illustration,etc. Noel Price 493 2399.FREE TUITION _FREE TUITION for 1 or 2 years at anyone of 140 Universities, TechnicalSchools and Yeshivas in Israel Fullyaccredited programs for Junior Yearand Graduate study. Enrollmentminimum 2 years in advance, benefitsvalid for 12 years. Please contact:THE GIFTOF EDUCATIONDepartmentCH Suite 51475 Rockefeller PlazaNew York, New York 10019212-541 7568 or 7530.PAN PIZZADELIVEREDThe Medici Delivers from 5-10:30weekdays, 5-11:30 Friday and Saturday, Sunday 5-10:30, 667-7394. Save 60cents if you pick it up yourself.WOMEN'SMAGAZINEPrimavera, a women's literarymagazine, is on sale in all Hyde Parkbookstores & Bob's Newsstand.Volume 43 is out!SEEKSUMMERSUBLETAtty and wife seek hse. or apt to subletJune to Sept. Write E. Robinson. 21E llery St. #1 Cambridge, Mass. 02139.INCOME TAXIncome Tax forms preparationsand/or advice. 684 5813.LOST!Notebook spiral UC brwn in Reg Liborvicinity, Feb. 13. All my class notes,1st page Zonis calss. If found pleasecall Julie Targ 288 8177.REAL ESTATEA turn of the century mansion design¬ed for elegant, comfortable living foryou and your family. Seventeengorgeous rooms serviced by 5’ 2modern baths. 2 kitchens plus the cozywarmth of 7 wood burning fireplacesThis unbelieveable showpiece must besold. Financing available. REMARC288 7838.TENNIS LESSONS!Rackets Prov. All Ages 8, Levels. ProLessons as Cheap as $10 for 8 lessons.FREE LESSONS if on Public Aid orGreen Card. From 52nd to 103rd St.Small group & Private. College, YMCA, etc. Certified Pro with 22 yearsexp. Call Jim Smith 667 4038 NOW! REMEMBER ALLTOWNHOUSESARENOTCREATED EQUALOur new townhouses to be builtthis Spring on Blackstone at 54thoffer outstanding design featuresfor contemporary living. Eachhome features 3 or 4 bedrooms, 2or 2Vi baths, in-house garage,solarium and much, much more.See our scale model and floorplansPRAIRIE SCHOOLMANSIONThis lovely 15 room brick mansionhas great potential for a superKenwood home. 5 baths, 2 cargarage surrounded by period ironfence For information or to see.call Richard E. Hild 667-6666 or752 5384KENWOOD LOCATIONA 2-story house with 7 largerooms, large kitchen, 2 baths,woodburning fireplace, 4bedrooms, full basement, new fur¬nace, new roof. Lot size 35 x 150All for $49,500. Call Don Tillery667 6666 2-FLATSOUTH OF 55th2 BR 2 bath units. LRsw/wbfplc. Separate DRsBrick patio-yard. Full bsmt.Gas ht. $65,000 asking. To see,call Mrs. Haines 667-6666INTRODUCING...THE ONE BYTHE LAKECharming 4 bedroom home onSouth Shore Drive near 77th St.Large yard 50 x 220. Many extras.Priced for immediate sale at$47,500. Call Margaret Kennedy667 6666BEAUTIFULHIGHLANDS11-room residence on lot 100' x135'. Large LR w/naturalfireplace. 6 bedrooms, library,solarium. 3 full baths plus 2 half¬baths. 3 car brick garage w/sidedrive Cent. air. Priced in upper60's. Call Mrs Ridlon 667-6664.APARTMENTS FOR SALEHI RISE CONDOSpectacular 14 floor view of thelake and city. 3 bedrooms, 2 fullbaths • like new kitchen with dish¬washer. double oven, side by siderefrig and freezer, complete withbreakfast area LR has diningalcove and study alcove. Cal! JEdward LaVelle 667-6666AGREATLIFESTYLEIn this deluxe apartment condo 3bedrooms, 2 baths- parquet floors,carpeting, custom shutters,sauna, pool, 24 hour security-all inCornell Village Asking $60,000Call Don Tillery 667-6666BIGGER THAN A HOUSE...but easier and less expensive tolive in. Eight plus (extra solariumrooms. Kitchen is super, aptbeautifully maintainedthroughout. Sunny bright, allappliances. Custom walnut studywith wall built-ins. Must be seenHigh 50's. Nr. Hyde Park Blvd. &Woodlawn. Charlotte Vikstrom667 6666LIGHT ANDAIRY2 BR co-op apt. in well-kept courtbldg. Convenient to University and1C. Parking Individuallycontrolled radiant heat. Requiresboard approval Call 667 6666 OVERLOOKS14TH HOLEThis cozy condo at 67th 8> Crandonenjoys a panoramic view ofJackson Prk, U of C and down¬town. 6 rooms, working fireplace,indoor parking Only $23,750. Call667-6666LARGE CONDOON HYDE PARKBLVD.Only 3 apts. in bldg. - this beautifulthird floor unit has 9 large rooms,5 bedrooms, formal dining room,lots of large closets, sunporch, twobalconies, fireplace, two chan¬deliers, 3 baths, modern kitchenand storm windows throughout.Low assessment. Asking $43,000Call Don Tillery, 667 6666TEAK BUILT-INSTUDYSuper coppertone and walnutkitchen. 5 large rooms 2 baths -high floor sunset views. Finan¬cing available. $21,500 co-op.Charlotte Vikstrom 667-6666MODERN CO-OPThis newly listed modern one-bedroom co-op apt has a beautifulnew kitchen with dishwasher 8.ceramic top stove. It's air conditioned and has radiant heat. It'sconveniently located tor U. of C.students and is a great buy at$17,000 For further info or to seeplease call Richard E Hild 667-6666 (res. 752 5384APARTMENT BUILDINGSAND LAND FOR SALELOST & FOUNDReward: Lost a black ' Waterman s''fountain pen in Experimental BiologyBuilding early February Sentimental value. 3-3751 rm 224Found: 1 earring, Frog 8, Peach.Flamingo on the Lake5500 S. Shore Dr.Studio and one-bed¬room apts starting at$210; furnished or un¬furnished Carpetingand draperies included24 hr. switch boardsecurityRestaurant/Bar -Pool /Gardennear the UniversityCall Mr. LaRock atPL 2-3800 SOUTH SHORE DRIVEBrick 3 flat with extra deep lot. 3 7room apts. in good condition. 5 cargarage For more information,please call Margaret Kennedy 667-6666.A GREAT SIX FLATLocated in West Hyde Park on52nd St. 3-5 rooms, 3 6 rooms Allw/2 baths, new circuit breakers,new furnace. 4 car garage Pricedlow at $57,000 (negotiable). CallDon Tillery at 667-6666 INCOME PROPERTY17 flat bldg. w '9-6' j, 6 4'2 & 2 3 sincl. new roof new wiringw/circuit brkrs., outside doorintercom, new gas furnace &water heater. Great for condoconversion. Near Lake Price$138,000 is negotiable 71st andColes Call Don Tillery 667-6666LUXURIOUS LIVINGIn this deluxe income-producing 3unit brick bldg plus coach houseapt and garage Rec room inbsmt WBFP's mod kitchensw appliances Excellent Kenwoodarea Asking $125 000. To see callMr Bilger or Mrs. Ridlon 667 66661461 East 57th Street. Chicago. Illinois 60637667-6666Daily 9 to 5 Sat. 9 to 1, Or call 667 6666 Anytime-The Chicago Maroon, Friday, March 11, 1977 15THE DEAN OF BEER'S(Or, was yeast really responsible for the fall of the Roman Empire?)* THERE'S JUST ONEWORD FOR BEER.ANDYOUKNOWIT£ I'>77 K.JS s( Hl.IT/ BRFWINOCO MII.WAt 'K.'T .Vis16-The Chicago Maroon, Friday, March 11,1977As your Dean of Beer, it is my scholarlyopinion that just knowing the one word forbeer is not enough. You must also know thereasons why. Because only then will 1,Siglinda Steinfuller. be satisfied that you havegraduated from Remedial Beer Drinking.QUESTIONS:Q: 1. The best w'ater for beer comes from:a) Big Duck Mountain.b) Underground from Tijuana.c) A small store in Macon. Ga.d) None of the aboveA: (d) No matter what you hear about“naturally pure” waters, virtually allbrewers filter and further purify theirwater. But Schlitz doesn’t stop there. Theyfilter their water and then filter it again.So when they’re through, it’s purer thanthe purest springwater.Q: 2. Klages and Firlbeck III are:a) Composers of famous beer drinkingsongs like “I Left My Shoes in Heidelberg!’b) Owners of the worlds largest unknownbrewery.c) Serving time in Sonoma, Calif., forimpersonating Arnold the Wonder Seal.d) More expensive barleys.A: (d) Schlitz blends Klages and Firlbeck IIIbarleys with the standard variety mostbrewers use because they believe it givestheir beer superior flavor.Siglinda SteinfullerDean of Beer Q: 3. Hops are notorious for:a) Their lack of intelligence.b) Always getting to work late.c) Losing their keys.d) Being difficult to keep fresh.A: (d) The freshest hops make the best beer.That’s why Schlitz vacuum-packs andrefrigerates their hops. So they’re as freshat brewing time as they are at harvest time.Q: 4. The best adjunct to beer is:a) Rice.b) Corn.c) Either rice or corn.d) What’s an adjunct?A: (c) Every American brewer uses rice orcorn to lighten the flavor of their beer.This is called an adjunct. But Schlitzknows how to use either grain inter¬changeably. So they’re never at the mercyof an unfavorable crop. And neither is thetaste of their beer. Q: 5. The biggest misconception about yeastis:a) Carrying some in your pocket is goodluck.b) It is good for hernias.c) It was responsible for the fall of theRoman Empire.d) To ferment beer, all you have to do isdrop it in the vat.A: (d) To make beer taste right consistently,Schlitz believes the yeast has to be evenlydistributed during fermentation. That’swhy Schlitz gently stirs in their yeast. Itspart of their Balanced Fermentationprocess. And they’re the only Americanbrewer who does it.Q: 6. Chill-Lagering is:a) A popular German country and westernsinger.b) A Scandinavian winter sport playedwithout clothes.c) A new ethnic TV comedy about theowner of an ice cube factory.d) The right way to age beer.A: (d) When Schlitz ages beer, they age itcold —very cold —down to 29.5 degrees.It’s called Chill-Lagering. And its whatmakes Schlitz crisp, clean and bright.Q: 7. A mini-brewery is:a) Hidden in a basement somewhere inGreektown.b) The result of trying to make BrokenToe, Idaho, the beer capital of the world.c) The right way to pretest beeringredients.d) Both (a) and (c)A: (c) Schlitz has a mini-brewery where theytest-brew the quality of the ingredientsthat go into Schlitz —before they go intoSchlitz.SPECIAL BONUS QUESTION:Q: True or false, the one word for beer isDuffelbrau./A: False. There is no beer called Duffelbrau.Just as there is no beer like Schlitz. If youanswered this question true, perhaps youshould look into turkey ranching.