Agnew resignation meets approvalBy BRIAN McGAHEYIn a receht spot survey of faculty andstudents here many opinions about theAgnew resignation were found but the basicconclusion seemed to be that it was the bestthing for the nation for him to do so.While many students expressed “noopinion’’ or said that “It was the right thingfor him to do,” many faculty members hadvaried opinions about it.Fifth ward alderman Leon Despres said he“thinks” it was mutually one of the happiest,most fortunate outcomes . . . The country isrid of Agnew and Agnew is rid of the criminalcharges. This is a unique constitutionalcrisis. Agnew was Nixon’s best insuranceagainst removal. Now Nixon is morevulnerable.”Maynard C. Krueger, assistant dean ofstudents in the Collegeand a long-time Nixonfoe, stated over the phone that he was “veryglad to get through the Agnew matter to getto the Nixon matter.”Social Sciences associate professor IraKipnis said that “Agnew got off a lot lighterthan (former Illinois) Kerner did. And that it was plea-bargaining by an administrationvery much against plea-bargaining.”Some students had very definite opinionson the subject. One resident of Pierce Towersaid, “For every Agnew that resigns, 1,000Nixons stay in office.” Meanwhile, the students of Henderson house had a beer blastto celebrate both Agnew’s resignation andthe New York Met’s clinching of the NationalLeague pennant. that it was a disaster.” “At least it’shistorical,” he added.History Professor William McNeill saidthat it was “an extraordinary event inAmerican history” and that he found “howpetty our rulers have been.”Law professor Bernard Meltzer said whatmany lawyers had said — that it was anunusual legal problem. Other than that, herefused to comment.On an event of this importance it issurprising how few students have aninformed opinion on it. Anybody who hadlistened to the radio or watched the televisionin the past few days would know the facts, atleast in a cursory way. It dominates the frontpage of every newspaper in the city, yet hereat the University, few seemed to havespecific opinions.However, the general reaction in front ofCobb Hall yesterday was gleeful. The newswas passed by word of mouth by studentsgoing in the door to others coming out.Responses varied, but all seemed to be of theopinion that Agnew’s resignation was a goodmove.Jack Meltzer, a professor in the socialservices administration, said facetiouslyMELTZER: Professor Jack Meltzer terms Agnew s resignation 'historic.''The Chicago MaroonVolume 82, Number 5 The University of Chicago Friday, October 1 2, 1973Rudall opens lectures at WoodwardBy MIKE McMAHON“As Aristotle observed, ‘Imitation isnatural to man from childhood . . . and it isalso natural for all to delight in the works ofimitation.’ ” What Aristotle was observingwas the special nature of acting as one of thefine arts, which was also the topic ofNicholas Rudall’s Woodward Court lecture,“Acting: the crafty art.” Rudall expoundedhis views before approximately 150 people inthe opening of the third annual WoodwardCourt lecture series Tuesday night.“Acting is the one art which seems toinspire the uninitiated into belief” in theirown ability to perform.“The techniques and aims of acting,”professor Rudall continued, “are such thatthe desired effect, the appearance of ease, isachieved by complex and rigorousmechanisms of imitation. To the audience, itis the naturalness of the players whichcauses them to believe, along with Mr.Partridge in Tom Jones, ‘Why, I could act aswell myself.’ ”“Actors themselves,” he pointed out, “areprone to a self-modesty” which gives falsesupport to the claims of the audience. “Onefamous contemporary actor complained that‘this is not a suitable profession for a grownman’ while another actress says of her artthat it demands only ‘that you read a partwith as much reality as you can, louder thanin an ordinary room, and don’t bump intoeach other.’“It has even been said ‘The art of acting iskeeping people from coughing,’ which stillleaves us to wonder how it is done.”“This simplistic note strikes a responsivechord in the amateur,” he continued. “Wecan all imitate, more or less, but imitation isonly one element. It requires a great deal oftraining and practice to achieve that minutereality and ordinariness which is todayconsidered good acting.”“To create a role is to create a wholeperson who will operate within the structureand the mechanism of the stage,” he said.While admitting that “the gift of physicaland vocal mimicry gives an actor a headstart,” he contended that proficiency inimitation is as much a matter of training asof natural talent. “When an actor’sinstruments are tuned, he can piece togetherthe rest of his crop.”Throughout his lecture, Rudall drew fromins own experience as an actor, anaespecially on the characterization of Shake¬speare’s King Richard III. RUDALL: University theater director NicholasWoodward Court lecture. Photo by Michael Haisten. declaimed on the theater at the In his work, he looks mainly to the views ofStanislavsky, a 19th century Russian actorwho was instrumental in defining the theoryof realism in theatre.Historically, Stanislavsky’s predominancebegins in the 1890’s. At that time, thereemerged in Europe several theaters devotedto the celebration of “realism.” A new breedof playwrights, seeking to “give poeticexpression to psychological truths and viceversa,” according to Rudall, found a need fora new type of acting.The issue was forced in the Moscow ArtsTheatre with a performance of Chekhov’sSeagull. The role of Stanislavsky wasprophetic. He was not, Rudall explained, acreator of theory, but an actor who sought tounderstand his craft. He left the stage for atime to study his methods and their effects.“He wished to know,” in Rudall’s words“what he did, and how he did it.”It was a novel attempt for the 19th century,and the results of Stanislavsky’s self-studyhave been influencing modern actors to thepresent day. Especially with regards to histhoughts on the aims and techniques ofcharacterization, Rudall is one of theinfluenced artists.A great deal of Professor Rudall’s talk wasdevoted to demonstrating the complexities ofan inquiry and portrayal of a person, a sceneor a play.Using as an example Richard in a speechin act one of Richard III, Rudall said hewould look to the text for indications of theperson’s attitude and effects on others.Outside reading would possibly lend anhistorical viewpoint, and consultation withthe director would establish the type andaims of the play and the character. Finally,rehearsals would provide the experience ofthe effects of different means of portrayal.Rudall first established the “dramaticfacts” of the character of Richard: hiswithered arm, his crooked back. He wouldobserve people who had similar deformitiesand imitate their adjustments until the effectis natural.Rudall both used and discussed thefundamental concepts of Stanislavsky viathe speech. He spoke of the difficulties ofcharacterization, and the use of “emotionalmemory” to recall from one’s own lifeexperiences like those portrayed in the play.As he turned from comparing thecharacter to the actual performance, Ruda!!explained four concepts of Stanislavsky bycontinued on page threeCollege offers early financial aid appraisalBy HAL ZEIDMANWere you once one of those high schoolseniors who were worried not only aboutgetting accepted by the college of yourchoice, but also about how much of ascholarship that you were going to get? Ifyou were, then perhaps you can appreciatethe importance of one of the College’s newexperiments, called Early Appraisal ofFinancial Need.This program is designed to tell you howmuch financial aid you could expect from theCollege if you are accepted. You can get anappraisal before you even apply foradmission. This is the first year of theprogram, and as far as Fred Brooks, directorof College Aid and Charles O’Connell, theDean of Students, know it is the onlyprogram of its type in the United States. Howwell it works is anyone’s guess, but bothBrooks and O’Connell have high hopes for itssuccess.For the applicant, it all starts when hesubmits his Parent’s Confidential Statement(PCS) to the College Scholarship Service(CSS). The CSS sends the information to theOffice of College Aid. The, anytime in hissenior year, the applicant must write the AidOffice requesting an early appraisal of financial need. On the basis of the PCS andany special circumstances that theapplicant’s family might have, the CollegeAid Office sends the family an estimate ofhow much financial aid he could expect toreceive if admitted into the College. It mustbe stressed that merely receiving an earlyappraisal of financial need does not meanthat the applicant will be accepted into theCollege, but rather that if he were accepted,this is how much aid he could expect toreceive.The main target of the Early Appraisal ofFinancial Need program is the applicantfrom the middle income family. Studentsfrom poor families know that they must getfinancial aid, and that they will get it if theuniversity they apply to has the money.Likewise, applicants from rich families don’tneed to worry about such things as money.Many high school seniors from middleincome families, however, are not evenapplying to private schools because of thehigher costs, and because they think thatonly the poor will receive aid, while in manycases they are also eligible. With thisprogram, the College hopes to receive moreapplications from students with middleincome backgrounds as they realize that, ifaccepted, they will be able to attend a private university. Another benefit of thisprogram is that it gives the student’s familymore time to make financial plans, sincethey will know much earlier than previouslyhow much money they will need to put theirchild through school.In addition to these high hopes, there are afew fears that this program might bemisused. Shady parents can get a financialappraisal from the College, and then use thisappraisal to try to squeeze more money outof other schools that their child would rathergo to, by informing the other schools that iftheir child attended the University ofChicago, he would receive more aid thanthose other schools granted. Meanwhile, thestudent may not even have applied toChicago. In other words, there is some fearThe second lecture of the popular annualWoodward Court Informal Lecture-Discussion Series is scheduled to be given bySaunders Mac Lane on Sunday, October 14.The lectures are held at the residentMasters’ apartment, 5825 Woodlawn Avenue,at 8:00 pm.The Woodward Court series each quarterpresents informal meetings withdistinguished persons from the University.The lecturers begin the evening with a talkon a specific topic of interest, and then meetwith the audience to discuss in an informalsetting any particular questions.Saunders Mac Lane is the Max MasonDistinguished Service Professor,Department of Mathematics, Committee onConceptual Foundations of Science, and theCollege; Vice-President, National Academyof Sciences, He will speak on the “Shape ofthe New Mathematics.”The following is a list of further WoodwardCourt lectures:Sunday, October 14:Saunders Mac Lane, Max MasonDistinguished Service Professor,Department of Mathematics, Committee onConceptual Foundations of Science, and theCollege; Vice-President, National Academyof Sciences, Washington, D.C.The Shape of theNew Mathematics that dishonest parents may try to blackmailother schools’ financial aid programs.Another fear is that there may be manyrequests for appraisals, but few actualapplications to the College.Out of all of the private schools across thecountry, Chicago is one of the few schoolsthat could actually have such a program.The reason for this is Chicago’s policy ofgranting financial aid to those who need it.Many schools simply do not have the moneyto give to all of the students whom they feelneed financial aid.It is too early to tell yet whether or not theprogram will be a success, but many peopleare glad to see that at least one school ismaking an effort to attract and help morestudents with middle income backgrounds.Sunday, October 21:George J. Stigler, Charles R. WalgreenDistinguished Service Professor,Department of Economics and GraduateSchool of Business; Editor, Journal ofPolitical Economy.Do Intellectuals Matter?Tuesday, October 30:Jerome J. McGann, Professor,Department of English and the College.From Romantic to VictorianSunday, November 4:Julian H. Levi, Professor, Urban Studies,Division of the Social Sciences; ExecutiveDirector, South East Chicago Commission;Chairman, Chicago Plan Commission.The American City -A Backwateror the Future?Tuesday, November 13:Dr. Jarl E. Dyrud, Professor and Directorof Clinical Services, Department ofPsychiatry.Anxiety: New Approachesto an Old ProblemBROOKS: Aid director Fred Brooks. Photo by Sue Lyon. 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The SuratShabd Yoga, as taught by Sant Kirpal Singh Ji, will beconsidered as a culmination of all traditional yogas.Times Wednesday, Oct. 17, at 8:00 pmIS Ida Noyes Hall, Rm. 213No fee or donation - All are welcomeLITERATURE ABOUT MEDITATION & SURAT SHABD YOGAWILL BE AVAILABLECEF presents Oct. 13, Sat.EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED ID KNOW ABOUT SEXCobb $1.00 6:30, 8:30 & 10:302- Th« ChkOQO Maroon - Friday. October 12, 19731 n ■. t > • k j / •. n*o t: >>: tj:rr. - >0GADFLIESA view fromWashingtonBy MICHAEL SUSSMAN v iWashington — The current Presidentialoffensive — two recent news conferences andthe August 15th speech — aggressivelypromote a position contra to the greatAmerican “mythical” tradition.The President says to America that theissues raised by the Ervin Committee areless central to either existence or the centraltask of our legislative bodies than thebusiness of legislation. His strategy leavesAmerica one alternative — do we maintainour mythology and exert pressure on thePresident to face the allegations of fact, or dowe banish the mythology of separation ofpowers and meekly follow the President’spriorities on command?The President’s rhetoric, supported byharsh and now frequent criticism of thosewho would “wallow in Watergate!’ runsagainst the fundamental notion of checks andbalances. Simply, the Constitution makesCongress the guardian against executiveabuse. In this light, the Watergate hearingsseek further examples of executivecriminality which need be revealed as weseek to protect our Constitution and punishwrongdoers. The President has himself oftenfavored harsh criminal penalties as adeterrent to criminals. Is not the Watergate hearing a similar effort to deter individuals,entrusted by the public, from abusing thattrust for illicit or immoral ends? Should wenot encourage such cleansing both as anexample to future leaders and a first step inrenewing more responsible government?Even if the effort impedes some legislativebusiness, is anything of greater import?Stalemates on domestic issues have longexisted between the major parties; thepresent partisan bickering over minimumwages, health care, energy and economicpolicy reflect these normal tensions. Asusual, Congress has proposed and passedbills, though not final answers to America’sproblems, which go beyond what Nixonwould voluntarily accept as proper. It mustbe concluded that Nixon’s cu rent attacksare routine, partisan, political forays.The superficiality of his criticism can befully appreciated after analysis of his“affirmative action” programs which heclaims Congress has impeded in this“disappointing session.” Briefly, Nixon hasappointed John Love as energy czar. Theappointment, accepted without controversy,has so far produced a Meet the Pressinterview, and announcements of severalnew studies. On the other hand, Nixon’senergy program has hardly been stalled.Congress accepted, despite heatedenvironmentalists protest, the AlaskaPipeline, and a further limitation to theenvironmentalist’s court redress privileges.The only major problem in energy is the lackof prepared contingency plans to cover a coldwinter in the nation. This failing is a result ofadministrative shortsightedness, as is theImagination and motivationare key concepts of actingcontinued from page onej which the experience of characterization and■! rehearsal “should flow in the actor’s mind.”These four concepts are imagination,concentration, adjustment and motivation.Speaking of the four, Rudall noted, “Themind must exercise itself to supply infinitedetails about the situation” in using! imagination, while of concentration as anacting concept, he said, “For the actor toperform and create ... the mind mustcontrol itself and think only of the immediateliving second.”When he came to the concept ofadjustment, Rudall explained that “you havecreated a man who could operate off-stage.Now he has to adjust to the pressures of aparticular setting. “Motivation called for a distinction between “superobjectives” and“minor, or lesser objectives.” The super¬objective of Richard, according to Rudall, isto be king. In this speech, “He conveys hisachievement of that goal. He re-confirms hisdesire to be king by self-congratulation.”Rudall closed hpus lecture with aperformance of Richard’s speech. He thenanswered questions from the audiencebefore moving to a reception in theapartment of Woodward Court residentmaster Professor Izaak Wirszup. Toconclude the talk, he pointed out, “If theconditions are designed to support theperformance, one would see not thetechniques we have just discussed, but thecharacter of Richard III, the man.” broader question of future energy sources.Nixonomics has been publicly abused bySecretary of the Treasury George Schultz (aformer UC business school Dean) as well asby representatives of trade unions and moreradical labor elements. The businesscommunity has hardly been thankful for thePresident’s policy. We hear no praise exceptfrom upper-midwestern farmers whosewheat reaps great profits, and from thoselarge corporations which make recordprofits.While the President announces plans toveto minimum wage legislation, few disputethat those on fixed incomes and those at thebottom of the wage scale suffer most heavilyfrom exorbitant prices. Nixon has producednumerous “game plans”; unsurprisinglynone have met with widespread acceptance.The economy has been, in the opinion of mostobservers, liberal and conservative, simplymismanaged by Nixon.For example, he has played withagricultural supply by suddenly ordering theshipment of grain reserves to the SovietUnion. He has motivated widescale beefwithholding by imposing a mandatory priceceiling and he has exercised strong controlover wages, but none over profits. To blameCongress for these executive decisions is an abdication of responsibility. This is strangebehavior from a President who exhortsAmericans to watch his actions and not hiswords.The President seldom mentions socialissues; rarely does he speak or act to theneeds of the poor, the city or the oppressed.His interest in the farm workers’ strugglegoes as far as Teamsters’ president FrankFitzsimmons’ interests. He has apparentlyadopted Moynihan’s 1969 advice of “benignneglect.” Without proclamation, it, or worse,has become the order of the administration.Only the neglected understand.One can safely reject recent Presidentialgrandstanding as the usual politicallymotivated hogwash from a man who has yetto grasp the potential of his leadership rolebut Democratic leaders should not escapecriticism. They have hardly proposedexciting new programs. The DemocraticNational Committee, marshalling forces forthe 1974 election, purposely ignores issues atthis date in an effort to regain somemodicum of party unity. But theseDemocratic failings hardly confirm Nixonclaims that he has done anything ofsubstance only to be blocked by theDemocratic Congress.continued on page eightCALENDARFriday, October 12Colloquium: "Transfer of Chlorine from Interior to Surfaceof Earth."Alfred T. Andejson. Hinds Laboratory, 101 3:30 PM.Radio: Review o* Peqgy Lee by Michael Murrin WBBM—AM 78, 3:18 and 10:09 PM. WHPK—FM88.3, 8 PM.Crossroads: Impressions of Lebanon and the Middle East,Teddy Gerardy and Denyse Snyders. 5621 S. Blackstone,7:30 PMJack Schechtman: with Cass, will be playing at the BlueGargoyle, $1.50 8:30 PM.Saturday, October 13 Sunday, October 14Supper-Discussion: "Search for Soul in the 70 s" CharlesLong, 6 p.m. Brent House 5540 WoodlawnWoodward Court Lecture-Discussion Series: "The Shape ofthe New Mathematics Saunders MacLane 8p.m. ResidentsMaster's Apartment 5825 WoodlawnMeeting: Israel emergency meeting for UC Gault studentsand staff, HillelBlue Gargoyle: Bary Men's rap group Blue GargoyleLibrary 8 p.m. All men are invited to come.Chess Club: Classes at 6:15 p.m. Ida Noyes Halls InterclubMatch at 7:15Unicef: Friends of Unicef Organizational Meeting 8 pmEast Lounge I Ida NoyesFilm: Quantrell 8 30p.m. "Orson Welles in MacBeth"Soccer: Maroons vs. Dupage College. Stagg Field, 10 AM.Come and cheer the team to victory. (34-0?).Indiana Dunes: International Student Society trip. LeaveIda Noyes at 9 AM, return at 6 PM. Tickets $1, sold at IdaNoyes 209 and I House 6 7:30 PM Friday. Bring your lunch.CROSSROADS: Saturday lunch 5621 S. Blackstone MU46060, Good conversation and warm atmosphere free with the$1.25 lunch. 1 p.m.Hawaii: Film lecture series 2:30 p.m. James SimpsonTheatre. Field Museum.Seminar: Towards a Regional Transportation System forMetropolitan Chicago, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. $9.00 DowntownCenter, 65 E. South Water St. For details call FI6-8300MOVIE: "Everything You Always Wanted to Know AboutSex" Quantrell 6:30, 8:30, 10:30 p.m. Monday, October 15Speaker: Karen Kate subject: Single stranded regions inreplicating DNA molecules: Accumulation inBromodeexyurodinne incubated Methyl Methanesulfonatetreated HEp.2 cells"., 3:30 pm, CummingsRecital: University Organist Edward Mendello gives oneat 12:15 p.m.Introduction: to computation Center seminars, tour RI480,1:30p.m.Gay Lib: Picnic at the Point Bring Food and Drink to shareAll welcome Raindate Sunday Oct. 21.Spanish: For all levels of conversation reading skills. Meetat International House6:30 pmGraduate School of Business: Advertising and Society4:30 p.m., Rosenwald.PRE-LAW MEETINGSponsored by Office of Career Counseling and PlacementandOffice of Dean of Undergraduate StudentsMonday, October 15 .3:00 p.m.Reynolds Club, South LoungeLearn about Law Schools and applications to LawSchools recruiting visits, etc.All interested students are welcome. JESSELSON’StFRESH FISH & SEAF<752-2870,752-8190.363-9186 -1340 E. 53rdGOLD CITY INNgiven ****by the Maroon]New Hours: Open DailyFrom 11:30 a.m.to 9:00 p.m."A Gold Mine Of Good Food"Student Discount:10% for table service5% for take homeHyde Park's Best Cantonese Food5228 Harper 493-2559(near Harper Court)Eat more for less.(Try our convenient take-out orders.) 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CHABLISOF CALIFORNIAMen than a Rose, our Pink Chablis is a captivatingm combining the delicate fragrance of a superior Rmmd the ensp character of a fine Chablis. This wine is oniif cur most delightful creations. Made and bottled at theCailo Vineyards m Modesto, Calif Alcohol 12% by colSJjxjMo “Gallo’s Pink Chablisrecently triumphedover ten costliercompetitors in a blindtasting among apanel of wine-industryexecutivesin Los Angeles.”Time Magazine November 27, 1972 page 81More than a Rose. ImpeachmentA committee, chaired by long-time peaceactivist Sidney Lens, has been formed inChicago to press for the impeachment ofPresident Nixon.Named*‘The Committee to Impeach Nixon(and Save the Constitution)”, it is ‘‘Theopening gun in a national campaign” toimpeach the president, according to Lens.“We are sending letters out to 30 keypeople around the nation,” he said. “And ourfriends in Washington are sending outmanuals on impeachment. We are alsotrying to raise money for newspaper ads.”Lens noted that the major pitch thecommittee will make is expected to be oncollege campuses. He added that a group atthe Chicago Circle campus of the Universityoi Illinois gathered 1100 signatures on animpeachment petition.“We are hoping that there will be suf¬ficient revulsion so that young people willagain rise to the banner,” Lens claimed. Inthe meantime, a steering committee hasbeen formed and will meet at Faneuil Hall,2440 W. Lincoln, to decide further strategy.Lens also announced that any publicmeetings of the group will also be at FaneuilHall.Dahlberg awardDr Albert A Dahlberg, Universityanthropologist, and dentist, has received theOrder of the Rising Sun, Third Class, fromthe Japanese government, by order ofEmperor Hirohito.Among people receiving the Third Classorder are the highest level of Japaneseartists and scientists. It ranks above thecategory for members of the Japanese Diet(Parliament) according to the JapaneseConsultate General in Chicago.The award consists of a gold-edged medalwith a ruby center. Accompanying the medalwas a certificate with the seals of theEmperor, Prime Minister Kakuei Tanaka,and Kazuma Yoshihara, director of thedecoration bureau in the Prime Minister’sOffice.Dr Dahlberg, a specialist in dentalanthropology, has been especially concernedwith the genetic and evolutionary aspects ofhuman teeth. He has made extensive studiesof the dentition of American Indians,Eskimos, and ancient populations of theMiddle East.DurrellGerald Durrell, noted author, naturalist,and conservationist, will present anillustrated lecture on conservation at 8 p.m.Thursday, October 18, in Field Museum’sJames Simpson Theatre.The Chicago MarooneditorMark Gruenbergmanaging editorJeff Rothnews editorTim Rudybusiness managerRich Bakerassociate editorsSteve Durbin Clara Hemphillphotography editorJohn Vailsports editorMike Kroussassistant business managerAnn i homestaffDave BlumbergMark BoleRalph Brunswick Brian McGoheyDavid McGovernJoan Cecich Mike McMahonRobert Gharkovsky Robert NewcombeKurt Hanson Jonathan RobinsonJim Ihde Michael RudyC. D. Joco Barbara ShapiroJoel Jotter Murk SpeiglanJim Kaplun Micnaei svitmanMike Klingensmith Hal Zeldman Durrell is currently on a 10-week lecturetour of the U.S. and Canado to raise funds forSAFE (Save Animals From Extinction). .Admission is $1 for members of FieldMuseum, the Chicago Zoological Society,and SAFE; $1.50 for nonmembers. Proceedsfrom the program will help support SAFEconservation programs.One of the world’s best-known and best¬loved animal collectors, zookeepers, andwriters, Durrell has been interested inanimals since early childhood. His 20 bookson natural history, including The OverloadedArk and A Bevy of Beasts, have sold morethan one million copies.For further information call 922-9410, Ext.361 or 363.Smoking pleaThe Ombudsman’s office has recentlyreceived requests from students concerningthe reduction or control of smoking duringclasses.Students and faculty all appreciate theinformality of classes, but there is a sizablesegment of students who are distrubed bysmoke, and only their fellow classmates canhelp alleviate this problem.Thus, it has been suggested that each classsimply be divided into smoking and non¬smoking sections. Regardless of the variousspecific solutions which are employed, anunderstanding can be reached in achindividual class, so that all students andfaculty members will enjoy a comfortableclassroom environment.Self-interestThe Lyle Spencer lecture series of theGraduate School of Education presents thethird of its speakers for 1973. James G.March, David Jacks, professor of highereducation at Stanford University, will talk on“Self-Interest as an Intellectual SacredCow,” or as he describes it, “an examinationof the ways in which our commitment to theidea of self interest as the basis for humanaction confounds our understanding ofbehavior and limits our capabilities forconstructing good organizations andsocieties.”The talk will be held on Wednesdayevening, October 17, at 8:00 p.m. in Judd HallAuditorium, 5835 S. Kimbark.Kress artThe University has announced it hasreceived a major gift of 21 works of art fromthe Samuel H. Kress Foundation. Theseworks will become part of the collection ofthe University’s David and Alfred SmartGallery, now nearing completion on campus.The gift consists of fifteen paintings, twosculptures, and four objects of decorativeart. These works of art range in date fromthe 15th through the 18th centuries and arefrom various European countries: Italy,Germany, the Netherlands, and France.They will be exhibited for the first time as agroup at the opening of the David and AlfredSmart Gallery, scheduled for May, 1974. Thisis the first major gift of art works made bythe Samuel H. Kress Foundation in theChicago area.Samuel H. Kress, founder of the S.H. Kress& Company Variety Stores, established theSamuel H. Kress Foundation in 1929. Duringthe 1930s, 1940s, and 1950s, more than 1500paintings, 1300 small bronze sculptures, 150major sculptures, and decorative andgraphic arts were acquired. The collectionhas been best known for its holdings inItalian painting although important works byFrench, Flemish, German, and Spanishartists were also acquired. Primary worksby the Italian Renaissance artists, FraAngellico, Sandro Boticelli, Giorgione,Andrea del Sarto, Raphael, Titian, andGiovanni Baltista Tiepolo were purchasedfrom European collections as well as fromolder American collections. Also acquiredwere works by non-Italian artists such asPoussin, El Greco, Rubens, HerynomusBosch, Chardin, Boucher, and Ingres.Many of these important paintings andsculptures were given in 1939 to the NationalGallery in Washington, D.C. Many otherAmerican art museums and college anduniversity galleries have been recipients ofgifts of works of art from the KressFoundation.4- The Chicago Maroon - Friday, October 12, 1973ABOUT THE MIDWAYCORSOWHPK and STEP were allocated $388 ofCORSO funds last Monday night, accordingto Dan B. “Skip” Landt, director of studentactivities and CORSO committee member.WHPK, the student FM radio station,requested an immediate $490 for promotionand clerical expenses, tape, and a newcassette recorder. CORSO cut the taperecorder from WHPK’s request and cut theamount requested for tape in half, adding $15to repair a tape recorder the station alreadypossesses.STEP was granted an immediate $50 formaterials to start their tutoring program inlocal elementary schools.The full 1973-1974 $35,000 CORSO budgetwill be allocated to the various studentorganizations that have requested funding inearly November, Landt said.Bolivar prizeDr. Humberto Fernandez-Moran of theUniversity received the Bolivar medal of theBolivarian Society of the United States inNew York September 19.Dr. Fernandez-Moran, a Venezuelan andformer Minister of Education of his country,is an internationally recognized scientist,physician, and inventor. He is the ANPritzker Professor of Biophysics at theUniversity.This is the first time the medal has beenawarded to a scientist. Previous recipientshave usually been heads of state.At the University, Dr. Fernandez-Moranheads one of the world’s leading electronmicroscope laboratories, which is located inthe research institutes complex at theUniversity. He is widely known for hisinvention of the diamond knife nearly 20years ago when he was a research fellow atthe Nobel Institute in Stockholm. Thissophisticated research tool has enabledscientists to study the tiniest organic detailsunder the electron microscope and opened upthe field of biological ultrastructuralresearch.Since coming to the University in 1962, Dr.Fernandez-Moran has conducted more than170 successful tests on the world’s onlyoperating closed-cycle superfluid heliumsystem coupled with a high voltage (200kV)electron microscope.Throughout his career, Dr. Fernandez-Moran has been inspired by the guidingconcept of Simon Bolivar, who almost 150years ago proposed a Pan American Union oftrue hemispheric scope. In pursuit of thisgoal, Dr. Fernandez-Moran headed theVenezuelan delegation to the first GenevaConference on Peaceful Uses of AtomicEnergy and to the Inter-AmericanSymposium on Nuclear Energy atBrookhaven National Laboratory in 1955 and1957 respectively. He was also active in theScience Commissions of the Organization ofAmerican States and of UNESCO, and in 1958served as Minister of Education ofVenezuela.BerryMargaret Berry, the well-known Irish pubsinger, will perform as a featured attractionat the dance/ happening planned by theStudent Activities office for Saturday,October 27th, in Ida Noyes.In addition to Margaret Berry, currentplans include two bands for dancing, folkmusic, and George and Gerry Armostrongplaying bagpipes and other instruments.BlackfriarsBlackfriars, the campus musical comedysociety, will be holding auditions for winterquarter on Monday, October 15 at 8:00 p.m.in the Ida Noyes Library and on Saturday,October 20 at 2:00 p.m. in the Cloister Club.The show is The Apple Tree by Jerry Bochand Sheldon Harnick and will be presentedJanuary 25, 26, and 27.The Apple Tree is composed of threevignettes, laced together musically, based onthree short stories: ‘The Diary of Adam andEve’ by Mark Twain, ‘The Lady or theTiger?’ by Frank Stockton, and ‘Passionetta’by Jules Feiffer. The cast issmallish—maybe fifteen parts, includingchorus. People interested in working onLutiiX $t' mol I i it ii *vticw it »\ ii1.ic it? b'lL-o’3 crews should come to tryouts also, to maketheir existence known.Any questions can be answered by PuaFord, 947-8277 or by Steve Holliday, 753-3444.Huggins namedProfessor of Medicine Charles BrentonHuggins has been elected to the board ofgovernors of the Weizmann Institute ofScience in Rehovot, Israel.Dr. Charles B. Huggins, William B. OgdenDistinguished Service professor in the BenMay cancer lab and a Nobel laureate, willreceive an honorary doctor of medicinedegree from the Medical College of Ohio atToledo Friday afternoon, October 12.He will also participate in the dedication ofa new building at the College. Dr. Huggins, asyrgeon and Nobel Prize winner for hisresearch on hormone-dependent cancers,already has an MD degree (Harvard, 1924). Eightfantasticsubscriptionflicks.Chaucer playIf you see some two and three foot figuresoddly dressed and apparently spouting anarchaic form of English - relax! They are thecharacters in “Canterbury and OtherTales,” a marionette production for adultsbeing staged next week in Mandel.According to the promotions, “all thetimeless advice and lusty action of Chaucer’stales came rolling across the spotlights.”Student tickets for the three-day productionwill be $1.00 (v.s. general admission of $2.50).Tickets will be on sale early next week inReynolds Club.Gargoyle openThe Blue Gargoyle opens this week for foodand programs. Tuesday and Thursdaylunches and Wednesday dinners will havevegetarian specialties. Thursday and Fridaynights will now be folk music nights. TheRosehips String Band and David Griss willplay this Thursday and Friday at 8:30,admission $1.50. The Gay men’s coffee housewill continue on Friday nights. The Gaywomen will have the first Saturday night ofeach month. All women are invited. The freestore is open for anyone to explore and take. KATHARINE HEPBURNPAUL SCOFIELDLEE REMJCKKATE REIDJOSEPH COTTENBETSY BLAIR— ■ lh " i. ■EDWARD ALBEESHUGH GRIFFITHJOHN OSBORNES—a him oRtcni) by—GUY GREEN■ - ay by ■■■■—EDWARD ANHALT ZERO MOSTELGENE WILDERAND KAREN BLACKEUGENE IONESCOS——A FllM ORECTED BY—TOM OHORGAN— ■ * ■ sogLEryiAY byJULIAN BARRYTHE NATIONAL THEATREQQMFANY OF ENGLANDALAN BATESLAURENCE OLIVIERJOAN PLOWRIGHTANTON CHEKHOVS—•AFk* DIRECTED BY—LAURENCE OUV1ER CYRIL CUSACKIAN HCHMMICHAEL JAYSTONVIVIEN MERCHANTTERENCERIGBYBALL ROGERSHAROLD^PINTERSA FILM ORECTED BY—PETER HALLBROCK PETERSMELBA MflDRERAYMOND ST JACQUESKURT WEILL GMAXWELL ANDERSONSALFRED HAYES LEE MARVINFREDRJC MARCHROBERT RYANJEFF BRIDGESBRADFORD DILLMANEUGENE ON0LLS■ AFTtMOBBnTDBY ■ ■ IJOHN FRANKENHEJMERAjAN BATESJESSICA TANDYRICHARD O'CALLAGHANSIMON GRAYS•»a oRBcrtD BY-HAROLD PINTERThe Worker’s League has a film seriesalternate Tuesday nights. The library unionis meeting there to organize and the food co¬op will meet and distribute food everyWednesday at 7 p.m. Sunday night, Changes,a therapeutic center meets. Yoga, Tai Chiclasses and a community youth programalso meet in the Blue Gargoyle building.Everyone is welcome to join any of theprograms or to start new programs.Medical professorDr. Christopher C. Booth has been namedthe third Walter L. Palmer visiting professorof medicine at the University. He will deliverseveral lectures and participate ingastroenterology seminars and rounds at theUniversity October 15 to 19.Dr. Booth, a leading authority onmetabolic and digestive problems of thesmall intestine, is professor and chairman inthe department of medicine at the RoyalPostgraduate Medical School and ConsultantPhysician in Hammersmith Hospital,London.His wife, Dr. Soad Tabaqchali, who is, likeDr. Booth, an authority on Vitamin B12metabolism, will also participate in theweek’s events.The Palmer visiting professorship honorsDr. Walter L. Palmer, the Richard T. Craneprofessor emeritus in the University’sdivision of the biological sciences and thePritzker School of Medicine. Theprofessorship is supported by the Walter L.Palmer Fund, established in 1966 by morethan 400 colleagues, patients and friends ofDr. Palmer on his 70th birthday.continued on page seven Great plays transformed intogreat new movies by yourkind of writers, directors,stars.One Monday and Tuesdaya month, October throughMay. Four showings, twoevenings and two matinees,and that’s it.Starts October 29th andOctober 30th at a localpopcorn factory (see theatrelist below). SPECIAL COLLEGE DISCOUNTSeats are limited. Get down tothe box office (or Ticketron)with a check. Eight evenings:$30. Eight matinees: $16 forstudents and faculty, $24 foreverybody else.THE AMERICANFILM THEATREUSOAve of Iltt Aintflt4i.fi,Y„ N V 1001VPhone: (212) 469-8020III! AMI (YU AM i| M llll AIM IS A 1*1 M M AtIIIM ilAMERICAN EXPRESS FILMS. INC.AND THE ELY LANDAU ORGANIZATION. INC.IM ASV K IAIIUN WIIIK IN VISIl )N i III l( ANAHAiHERE'S WHERE YOU QO TO JOINTHE AMERICAN FILM THEATREChioago Art*CHICAGOCarnegieCHICAGOWill RogersCHICAGOLakeshoreCHICAGOHyde ParkCHICAGOLincoln VillageTicket! for Tuesdaypeople's Synagogue CHICAGO HEIGHTSNortownEVERGREEN PARKEvargreenEVANSTONCoronetGLEN ELLYNGlenHILLSIDEHillsidenight performance availah11121 922 1780 LA GRANGELa GrangeNILESLawrencewoodNORTHBROOKEdens 2SCHAUMBURGWoodTieldThe Chicago Maroon - Friday, October 12, 1973-5£Y ? • V. f ifrriotoO vabn 1 - noc»o//ogoiifO »riT 4*- *HGRAND OPENINGWe're celebrating all month! Come on over and enjoy the fun and celebritiesand. . . .discover the world's finest high fidelity stereophonic sound equipment.• MC INTOSH • BOZAK • THORENS • EPI • KENWOOD• TEAC • ORTOFON • AKG • MAXEL • SHURE • PHILIPS• LEROY HUTSON A THE IMAGINATIONSJOE REAVESoCHARLES RE AeALLEN LOCKRIDGEeLILLIAN TYNESand SHARON LEGGETT• THE DELLS • MRS. GAYLE SAYERS• LIONEL ANTOINE • GLEN HOLLOWAYof tha Chicago Boars of tha Chicago BoarsOwners: FLOYD "BULLET" BUTLER, STAN CARTWRIGHT6- Tha Chicago Moroon - Friday, October 12, 1973 mTstrosoundsystems OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEKMonday through Friday 10 to 7Saturday 10 to 6Sunday 12 to 51216 E. 53rd StreetKIMBARK PLAZA955-3200ABOUT THE MIDWAYcontinued from page fiveFrederikaFrederika Blankner, the 72 year oldveteran of court battles for her home, isgoing at it once again. This time, she and anarmy of lawyers are sending a secondrequest for an injunction to the Circuit Courtof Appeals.Her original motion was to keep her house,located at 6043-45 S. Woodlawn, from gettingtorn down, pending an appeal of the originalcase by the United States Court of Appeals. Itwas denied.This motion differs from the first in thatBlankner has claimed, and even “proved,”through an urban renewal map, that 13houses in the same area that were declaredslum and blighted are still standing, andthree of these houses are on her own block.She also points out that these buildings areowned by the University.Julian H. Levi, the president’s brother andproponent of the case in favor of the city andthe University, claims that “at no time in theperiod under question were buildings ownedby the University, or any of the ones on themap, ever declared slum and blighted.” Theonly reason Blankner would have for thisclaim, according to Levi, “would be to makeup an out-and-out lie.”However, Blankner’s attorney, Mr. Kreis-man, claims that the new evidence leads tonew fraud and conspiracy charges. “Thegovernment said that Mrs. Blankner’s housewas the only one in the way of the urbanrewal program. But they didn’t tell us that 13other buildings that were also declared slumand blighted were allowed to stand. Thus thegovernment gave false evidence to lead to aconviction.” The motion will be filed today.Videotape showingFor the first time in the mid-west, half-inchvideo tapes made by women working bothlocally and across the country will bepresented in a one-day festival/ workshop tobe held on October 26, from 11:00 am to 6:00pm at Douglas Hall on the University ofIllinois Circle Campus and repeated onNovember 3 from 10:00 am to 5:00 pm at theYWCA at 37 South Wabash Avenue.Field teachersField Museum’s Department of Educationis seeking a limited number of adults who arequalified to serve as volunteer teachers. Inthis important capacity they will assistprofessional staff members and help toprovide an expanded educational programfor the thousands of schoolchildren who visitthe museum each year.Prerequisites for becoming a volunteerteacher at Field Museum include a livelycuriosity in the world around us, a desire towork with youngsters, and the ability to offerone day’s time each week on a regular basis.Applicants selected on the basis ofexperience and availability will be given a10-week volunteer teacher training coursefrom 10 a m. to 3 p.m. on Thursdaysbeginning October 11. The classes includeinstruction in natural history subjects,teaching techniques using museum exhibits,working with specimens and artifacts, andthe use of audio-visuai equipment.Interested individuals may arrange for a personal interview by calling CarolynBlackmon, Coordinator of SpecialEducational Services, at 922-9410, extension361.Field Museum’s volunteer program isaided by a grant from the nationalEndowment for the Arts.Newell namedDr. Frank W. Newell of the University ofChicago has been named president-elect ofthe American Academy of Ophthalmologyand Otolaryngology. Elected September 18at the Academy’s annual meeting in Dallas,he will take office as president at the 1974annual meeting.Dr. Newell is the James and Anna LouiseRaymond professor and chairman of thedepartment of ophthalmology at theUniversity. He joined the University in 1953as associate professor and head of thesection of ophthalmology in the departmentof surgery. In 1970 the section becameseparate department in the University’sdivision of the biological sciences and thePritzker School of Medicine.He is the author of scientific studies andcontributions to books on glaucoma,refraction, diabetic retinopathy, disordersof the retina and chorocoid, ophthalmicsurgery, and other topics, and wroteOpthalmology Principles and Concepts (1965and 1969). Since 1965 he has served as editor-in-chief of the American Journal ofOphthalmology.Cotton serviceA memorial service for Albert FrederickCotton, who died on August 18, will be held onSaturday, October 13. The service will be at3:30 p.m. in Joseph Bond Chapel on theUniversity campus.Mr. Cotton, who was a retired Universitybursar, served the University nearly 40years.He received a Ph.B. degree from theSchool of Commerce and Administration ofthe University in 1928. This school laterbecame the school of business and is now thegraduate school of business.Mr. Cotton joined the bursar’s office in 1926— it was known then as the cashier’s office.In 1941 he was named acting bursar and thenbursar, and he served in this capacity until1962. His official retirement began in 1964,after a period as student loan officer andadvisor.In lieu of flowers Mrs. Cotton hasrequested that donations be made to theUniversity’s Graduate School of Business.$61,000 grantUnder a one-year grant of $61,000 from theRobert Wood Johnson Foundation, a group ofresearchers at the University will beginwork on an “access index,” a series ofmeasurements covering the actual and theoptimal arrangements by which people andmedicine are brought together.Investigators under the grant are OdinAnderson, director of the University’s Centerfor Health Administration Studies (CHAS)and professor in the graduate school ofbusiness and the department of sociology atthe University, and Ronald Andersen,research associate and associate professorin CHAS and the department of sociology.They and their CHAS associates will developa series of national indexes against which theexperience of Americans in obtaining healthservices can be measured.BLANKNER: Ms. Frederika Blankner's embattled building. Why does this man lookso distraught? Becausehe doesn't havehis ticket yet to see...in concertDON McLEANUC Students and Faculty $2.75 Others $3.75NOTE: Entering students should sign up in Harper 280 betweenOctober 15 and October 18 in order to be admitted withoutcharge. Consult your Orientation Packets for further in¬formation.SATURDAY OCTOBER 20 MANDEL HALL 8 P.M.Presented by Sounds and the People & Freshmen OrientationCall Mandel Hall Box Office, 753-3580 for ticket info.Tien von savBudweiser*.you’ve said it all!Why do some people thinkBud is sort of special?Go ahead and find out why!(Brewing beer right does make a difference.)The Chicago Maroon - Friday, October 12, 1973 -7pGADFLIEScontinued from page threeWatergate is far more serious than thesenormal legislative stalemates andinadequacies. Watergate displays executivearrogance, an official criminalityperpetrated by a President, who from theday he sought election has manipulated,threatened and at times, outright lied to theAmerican people. This history of misconductcan ill serve to legitimize his current claimthat he champions the people against arenegade Congress and a Democraticbureaucracy which sheds not a tear for theAverage American. Though these lattercharges may be true, and powerful“Bourbon” Democrats little more concernedfor the working man than the President,however this in no way makes thePresident's crimes less heinous, or his claimto be the people's champion any more valid.Instead of confronting Watergate withcandor, Nixon gracelessly dances around theperiphery of the issue almost as if to shieldhis flammable coat, which once touched bythe conflagaration would fully explode. Hesuddenly speaks of those “pressing”problems — energy and the economy.However, he has previously remained silent or totally ineffectual on these issues. He hasnever suggested, even during the 1972campaign, any positive strategy on theseproblems. Why the sudden concern if not todistract Americans from the fundamentalquestion: has Richard Nixon lied anddeceived them both with his actions and hisrhetoric for five years?The conclusion is too obvious. Nixonchooses to berate those he perceives asenemies: a Congress which has hardlyblocked any leading Presidential proposals(there have been none) and a Senatecommittee which is acting well within itslimits and actually bending over backwardsto hear the most disgraceful revelationscalmly, while waiting out the actual crisis.What of that crisis?As Nixon diverts America’s attention, willmany finally realize the hypocrisy of asupposedly democratic political traditionwhich encourages secrecy by sanctioninglarge, unchecked bureaucracy, whichpermits continued resort to the “nationalsecurity” cliche as justification foregregious violations of individual liberty?Some Americans may even realize thatpublic vigilance alone can check centralizedfederal power. Others, analyzing the Democratic Party’s response, may finallyconclude that a new party, starting from acareful analysis of local issues and floweringinto a national movement, based around theterm “public interest,” may be the only wayto counter domestic stalemate on the onehand and executive criminality on the other.The Arab-lsraeli war:politics versus peopleBy MARC POLLICKThere’s a war going on. So, what else isnew? The current war in the Middle East isyet another in a seemingly unending series ofevents placing land and politics over people.The Arab world has apparently growntired of waiting for the UN or anyone else,for that matter, to work out a viable solutionor compromise for the ever-increasing Mid-East crisis. So, in an effort to force the issue,and perhaps gain some land in the process,they have started a war.The fact that such a war will probably result in heavy casualties and much damagefor all countries involved does not seem to bea concern of the Arabs and hence not theirpurpose or the issue here. Whatever the truemotives of the Arabs in attacking Israel, onething is clear: both sides are regardingpolitics over people.Gaining land, making new boundaries,forcing the hands of the superpowers, andestablishing supremacy, seem to be moreimportant than the thousands of lives thatmust be sacrificed to achieve these ends.Usually, they are not even achieved; the onlycertain outcome is that lives are lost. Manylives.As the war in the Middle East rages on, thetwo great superpowers of the world standback and watch like handcuffed two-yearolds. In the six years that have transpiredsince the last Arab-lsraeli war, Russia andthe US have accomplished little or nothingtowards working out a negotiated settlementagreeable to both parties.In the US, we have been too busy the pastfew years untangling government corruptionand gloating over our “victory” in Viet Nam.Now, as far as the Middle East is concerned,it’s a little late. It seems, and it has seemedfor some time now, that the only words manKIMBARKLIQUORSWINE MERCHANTSOF THE FINESTIMPORTED ANDDOMESTIC WINESFeaturing our direct imports,bringing better value to youlTHE ONLY TRUE WINE SHOP IN HYDE PARK53RD KIMBARK LIQUORS, INC.1214 E. 53rd St.53-Kimbarlc Plaza NY 3-3355DROP OUT OFUNIV. 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Our Parts Departmentis open Saturday 9 AM to 12noon.We re near the 1C or can offer you^Shuttle Bus Service.©VOLKSWAGEN'!SOUTH SHOREAuthorized 73345. STONY ISLANDVolkswagen Op0n 9 am to 9 pmDealer Sales, Parts and Sarvica DepartmentsOpen Saturday 9 AM to 5 PMPhone; 288 4900 .* / j j 3 j : J a ) ; t j :• » * » v U44..IIIU4M i • I 4 -tilt 1 f y ’ j& ?rct cr ,-.,4,. 4... J ITGADFLIESunderstands are death and war. If thisindeed be the case, we had better increaseour vocabulary before it’s too late.The Lower Brassconspires -By ROBERT ESTYPerhaps at times during this past year youmay have noticed certain people carryingirregularly shaped cases around campus andwondered if they were refugees from theMagia.Or perhaps you have seen a solitary tubaplayer complete with tuba strolling downUniversity Avenue.Or perhaps you have even heard themusical (?) sounds of baritones andtrombones in concert. Look further only ifyou dare, for these are the marks of LowerBrass Conspiracy. (The quality ofconspiracy is not strained, it falleth as thegentle rain from heaven...)The Lower Brass Conspiracy is so namedbecause the instruments contained withinare all instruments whose music is notated inbass clef. Such instruments include slidetrombones, valve trombones, bass trombones, baritones, euphoniums, (a sordused in place of the word ‘baritone’ in politesociety) tubas, Sousaphones, etc.Traditionally such instruments have beensubject to great discrimination bycomposers, who generally assign boring, butessential, supporting parts to the lower brassinstruments, while assigning solo parts tosuch things as trumpets and French horns.The vital contribution that lower brassinstruments make to bands has also longbeen overlooked by society at large. Just tryto imagine a Sousa march without the solidsupport of the trombones and baritones orthe steady oom-pah of the tuba. A bandwithout lower brass is like an empty shell; ithas a lot of impressive window dressing, butit needs lower brass to give it true depth andmeaning.When class consciousness among the lowerbrass had progressed to the point that theyrealized that they were the body and soul ofany good band, the idea naturally sprangforth from this fertile soil that it was time forlower brass to shed the burden of extraneousfellow travelers, who had gone so far on thetoiling backs of lower brassdom, and standalone in their true glory and majesty. In sucha spirit of the glory and destiny of lowerbrass, (reinforced by a beer or three atJimmy’s) the Lower Brass Conspiracy, thetrue vanguard of struggling lower brassThe old saintwalcomos old friondsand now. If you araintarastad InChristian worship Inan atmosphoro ofconcarn for historyand tradition whichdoos not exclude con*corn for your followman, coma andcelebrate with us atSt. Gregory of NyssaLuthoran CampusParish. 5757 S.Unlvorslty. Coffeeserved at 10x00 A.M.,worship begins about10x20, every Sunday. People interestedin makingmini-paradefloatscall 3-3591Dear Akadama Mama Imported In Suntorv International. I.os Angeles. Ca.The Kama Sutraof Wines.Dear Akadama Mama:I was at a party where they wereserving Akadama Plum with Seven-Up, and I tell you it was fan tastic. Iwonder if you know of any other neatways to serve Akadama wines.A. FanDear A. Fan:Fi^st off let me thank you for thewonderful weekend I had preparing toanswer vour letter. We really had a ballexperimenting with Akadama Red,White and Plum. And the only reasonI’m not still partying it up is that I hadto meet a deadline for this column.There are so many ways you can enjoyAkadama. I like to think of it as theKama Sutra of wines Here are some ofmy favorite recipes. Bottoms up.OUTRIGGER PUNCH2 bottles Akadama White1 can frozen concentrated limeade1 small block of iceMix together in punch bow! withpineapple and lime slices. Servesapproximately 10 medium size cupsSANGRIA AKADAMA2 bottles Akadama Red1 quart of club soda‘/a can frozen concentrated lemonadeMix with lemon and orange slices inlarve Ditcher. Serve over ice PLUM DUCK1 bottle Akadama Plum1 quart extra dry champagne1 small block of iceSliced oranges and strawberriesMix in punch bowl: serves approximately10 medium size punch cups.AKADAMA BRASILIAEqual parts Akadama Red andorange juiceSpritz of sodaServe w'ith ice.AKADAMA SPRITZERPour chilled Akadama Red into tall glasswith ice. Add soda and stir gently.VODKADAMA1 part Vodka1 part Akadama Redior add to tasteiTwist of lemonRefreshing!PLUM AND BRANDY1 part Akadama Plum1 part BrandyServe in a large wine glassor brandy snifter.RED BALL EXPRESS1 jigger GinAdd Akadama Red to tasteTwist of lemonSensational!Listen to Mama, andpass the Akadama, the winethat tastes a lot more than it costs. everywhere, was born.But it was and is not sufficient merely forthe Lower Brass Conspiracy to exist, for themanifest nature of its destiny compels it toseek from society at large the recognition ittruly deserves. Such recognition can only beachieved through that tried and testedweapon of struggle, the strike.And so we have struck. In front ofRegenstein library we have struck. In Hutchcommons we have struck. At StudentGovernment meetings we have struck. AtWoodward Court, Breckinridge, and PierceTower we have struck. At countless footballand basketball games we have struck. Evenat Fenshen House, to show one unbelieverthat Happy Birthday could indeed be playedby lower brass in three part harmony, we have struck. And we will strike again!At this dramatic crossroads in our struggleit is time to expand our efforts. We thereforeissue this manifesto. Join Us! If you are alower brass instrumentalist who has so farsat out this glorious struggle, join us! If youare an upper brass or woodwind fellowtraveler who sympathizes with us, and wouldlike to lend a helping hand, join us! If youplay kazoo or spoons, join us, and join theKazoo Band, which marches shoulder toshoulder with us in the fight against upperbrass imperialism! If you merely humoccasionally, hum along! You will find us!(But if you get impatient, call 753-3112 andask for Bob.) With your help we can build anew and better world, with liberty for lowerbrass and fun for all!CONSPIRACY: The Lower Brass Conspiracy in action. Photo by Lance Peyton.• EYE EXAMINATIONS• CONTACT LENSES• PRESCRIPTIONS FILLEDDR. 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Spiro Agnew has exited from the national stage as suddenlyas he entered it five years ago, and he has left under a cloud of disgrace.Resignation was a painful but necessary move, sparing the country as it did theawful spectacle of a vice-president under indictment. Mr. Agnew’s action, and thecourage it must have required, must be applauded.The move did result, of course, in an extremely lenient sentence. Mr. Agnew willnot go to jail, and he will not even have to report regularly to a probation officer.There would seem to be no need of such reports, however, as he will no longer be inany political position where further graft and extortion might occur. The $10,000 finehe received is based on Agnew’s admission that he had not included payments fromcontractors in his income tax return for 1967, though the money was not used forpolitical purposes.Agnew is the second vice-president to resign in American history. The first, JohnCalhoun, resigned in 1832 to run for the Senate. Spiro Agnew’s decision to step downis based on the fact that he was caught gratifying that greatest of American vices —greed.The disclosures emanating from the capital this past year show a pattern of crimeand deceit among those holding the highest offices in the Federal Government. Weurge Special Prosecutor Cox and the Select Senate Committee on CampaignPractices to continue their critically important work. If the administration is to betaken at its word (law and order), then criminals should be rooted out of nationaloffice. In line with this concept, we hope that the state of Maryland will now in¬vestigate the Agnew affair. The former vice-president violated the public trust of thecitizens of Maryland and the Federal plea-bargaining should not act as a hindranceto the state’s pursuit of justice.The task now is to fill the office Mr. Agnew has vacated, and to do so as soon aspossible, after due deliberation on the merits of the candidate. What is needed is notanother partisan rhetorician, but an individual of integrity and worth.The Nixon administration began amid promises of law and order, but has beenmarked instead by crime and chaos. It is hoped that the new vice-president, whoeverhe may turn out to be, will serve to change that picture for the better.LETTERS TO THE EDITORThe idea of bringing Chicago’sarchitecture to the attention of enteringstudents is more than commendable.However, your article, “Trying to touch thesky’’ in the orientation issue of the Maroonmisdirects potential Glessner House visitorsto the corner of 22nd and Michigan.The House H. H. Richardson designed forthe Glessners was built and stands on PrarieAve. (Chicago’s Gold Coast from the 1870’suntil about 1910) at the 18th Street. The Chicago School of ArchitectureFoundation was formed in the late 1960’s tosave Glessner’s house from demolition — thefate of all but a few of Prairie Avenues’mansions. Today, C.S.A.F., centered atGlessner House, offers several tours of areasof architectural interest in and aroundChicago, including the Loop, Hyde Park-Kenwood, the near South Side and Pullman.Sincerely,Sheila Thomas ELIZABETH GORDONHAIR DESIGNERS1620 E. 53rd St.288-2900flySimple,straight-forward,classic-out of stepwith today'sthrowaway culture.Refillable cartridge,ballpoint or fiber tipmarker in basic tanor navy blue.$1.98: not bad for a penyou may use therest of your life.$1.98SHtAlttR. WORLD-YtlDt, A IfXtfOWlCOMPANYDANCE to B0JACK atduh Columbus Day Blowout (hubba)2(and Birthday for Jack LeVan& Craig Douglas)Friday Oct. 12 9:15 - ??5639 S. University - Psi U(across from Bartlett Gym)Admission $1 with UC IDRefreshmentsp.s. Bring Your Kazoo!!! Used 6 ft. wide bulletin boards-Used 3 drawer files-Used wood desks-Used metal desks-"cash and carry"with^his ad only-EQUIPMENTBRAND 1 *Supply co.8600 Commercial Ave.Open Mon.-Sat. 8:30-5:00RE 4-2111Thurs. till 94K) P.M. I EYE EXAMINATIONS.I FASHION EYEWEAR JAMES1 CONTACT LENSES SCHULTZH DR. KURT ROSENBAUM CLEANERSOptometristCUSTOM QUAUTYCLEANING(53 Kimbark Plaza) 10% student discount1200 East 53rd Street 1363 E. 53rd St.HYde Park 3-8372 752-6933Starting OCT. 12, MIDWEST PREMIEREIt’s aboutthe first timeyou fall in love.fff itJeremyElliott Kastner presents “Jeremy”Written and Directed by Arthur Barron Starring Robby Bensonintroducing Glynnis O’Connor Music by Lee HoldridgeProduced by George Pappas A Kenasset Film productionOWCINAL MOTION PICTURE SCORE ALBUM « THE HIT SINGLE . , .BLUE BALLOON"AVAILABLE ON UNITED ARTISTS RECORDS UlHlBU AfMtSfSPG I Mf Tf(MAOf»?GOLF MILL 2, Niles & UA CINEMA 2,0AKBR00KROCKEFELLERMEMORIAL CHAPELSunday October 14( 1973 ll:OOA.M.CLYDE J.STECKELAssociate Professor of Theology and PsychologyUnited Theological Seminary of the Twin Cities,Minnesota.“INSIDE THE IDOLS"SUNDAY SEMINARRockefeller Memorial Chapel Undercroft 9:45 to10:45 a.m. Discussion led by The ReverendLawrence M. Bouldin, United MethodistChaplain.10- The RECYCLEMAROON YOURAFTER YOU READ ITL riMAROON CLASSIFIED ADSSPACERooms for rent. $220 per qtr. 5639University. Call David at 288 9870.Room, board, & salary for helpingwith care of 11 year old girl. Afts. andsome eves. 753 4548 (days), 548 4196(eves.)Rooms for Rent in friendlycooperative environment. Call Dave,753 3112.Furnished room in 5 room apt. Oneblock from International HouseElevator building. Call 324 7104 earlyor eve.2 rm and 3 rm furn. apts. 5405 S.Woodlawn. 643 2760 or 667-5746. Mrs.Green.For rent 1-1/2 rm apt East Hyde Park.Safe elev. bldg. Near 1C, campus bus.Rollaway bed. Ldry. facils. 324-6637eves.Private room available in apartmentnear campus. Telephone 241-6170.We Need Out of U of C Housing Con¬tracts! Two dorm rooms open for menor women. Men's dorm with gym, pooland kitchen. Contact: Boucher Hall,915 E. 53rd, Rm. 105 or 208. 753-3562 or753 3565.Garret Apartment in converted oldH.P. house 55th 8t Cornell 4 large rms.For single or couple. $180 and heat.HY3 6057.Room or rooms wanted in Hyde Park -Kenwood home. Have references.Brigitte Schwarz 947-0767.BLOCK TO LAKE 8. Univ. Bus, 3 rms.1 bedrm, in ultra-deluxe S. ShoreBldg. Very private, heated, laundryfacilities, ideal for single, $135. 2216607, 721 4139, AM best, unfurn.CHICAGO BEACH HOTELBEAUTIFUL FURNISHED-APARTMENTS Near beach, parksI.C. trains, 11 mins to loop U of C andloop buses at door. Modest dailyweekly monthly rates. 24 hr desk.Complete hotel services. 5100 S.Cornell. Miss Smith, DO 3-2400.2 rm and 3 rm furn. apts. 5405 S.Woodlawn. 643 2760 or 667-5746. Mrs.Green call Sunday.to live atTHE FLAMINGOON THE LAKE5500South Shore DriveStudios from $ 158One bedroom from $ 170Furnished or unfurnishedShort term leases752-3800Mrs. AdslmanTHE VERSAILLES5254 S. DorchesterShort term leasesavailable. Well main¬tained, secure building.Attractive 1 '/a and 2’/aroom studios. Furnishedor unfurnished. $127 -$172. At campus busstop.FA 4-0200 Mrs. GroakBudgetRentaCarof Hyde Park5508S LakePark Ave$ 5 per dayplus 1 OC a mileand up493-790040% offon those specialsatTHE BOOK NOOK'Across from the Co-op'new Nell Yeungnew Klten Johnnew Isiey Brothers Live in Fedrika's famous bldg.Nearby, furn. or unfurn. 2 and 3 rmapts. for 1, 2, 3 people. Refrig., stove,pvt. bath, stm. heat. Quiet, Sunny.View. Parking, trans., $120.00 up. FreeUtils. Latham, 6043 Woodlawn 9559209 or 427-2583. Short term lease orlonger.TENANT REFERRALREASONABLE RENTALSDESIRABLE APARTMENTSFurn. and unfurn.Lake Front CommunitySouth Shore Community Services2343 E. 71st St.See Moncia Block667 2002 or 2004Moving? Hire my-van and me. CallAlan at 684 1175.SCENESFOR SALEWomen interested in information onwomen's rap groups, informationcenter's etc. meeting in library BlueGargoyle, Tonite 7:30India Forum Sun. Morn. 10AM. 1527 N.Dearborn. Rajagopal: "PoliticalCrisis in Tamilnadu." All welcome.Call 924 2721 Details, transport.Still looking for a viable livingsituation? Or people? Exchange info12:30 Lunch Library Blue GargoyleSing & play Gilbert 8, Sullivan in theregion's best college-communitycompany. This year: MOLANTHE,with performances in Mandel Hallright after Thanksgiving. We'vealready begun rehearsals but arelooking for more chorus people,especially tenors and sopranos.Singers (AND instrumentalists ANDtech people) Call 684 3609 or 324 0420for more information.Don McLean in concert in Mandel HallSat. Oct. 20, 8 PM, UCID $2.75. Others$3.75; Freshmen 8< Transfers FREE.Bye, Bye American Pie, Hello UCSoviety Jewry program at Hillel onThurs, Oct. 18 at 9:30 PM (After theSimchat Torah Celebration.)Readings, singing, personal accountsLuther's Table Talk slides anddiscussion on India 6:00 dinner BlueGargoyle, Mon Oct 15.Want to learn to make bread? Come toGargoyle kitchen Sat. Oct 20 9:00.Come to computation center on Tues.Oct. 6 to learn about data processingservices at UC. Tour included. 1:30 Tl480.Music is love, and the price of loveisn't going up. Come hear some folklove at the sanctuary in the Gargoyle.Thurs. Si Fri. at 8:30. $1.50 at the door.Jamie Brockett 8. Bluegrass Band atthe Sanctuary - Gargoyle 8:30 Thur.and Fri. $1.50 at the door.Grad Student Open House Sun 10/14, 4-5:30 pm at Hillel. Food, program in¬formation, sign ups for study Bi ac¬tivity groups.Lecture Oct. 12 at 8:30: "PoliticalAssassination 8< Terrorism." Dr.Lawrence Z. Freedman, Prof. Dept, ofPsychiatry, Chairman, Institute ofSoc. 8, Behavioral Pathology. At HillelHouse, 5715 Woodlawn.Jamie Brochett with Greater ChicagoBluegrass Band. Blue Gargoyle. ThurFriday 8:30. $1.50.VW 1965 body rusty, engine ONLY28000 miles tel 285 1069.Deac A 24 cassette deck with TeacDolby B unit. 20 Casettes (TDK,Maxeli), tape head demagnetizer,head cleaner. Everything perfectcondition: $170 for the package CallGage at 241 5752.Garage Sale at Oct. 13 5541 Univ. Manyitems: Household, furn, Nat Geogs,dishes. Stop by: we may have it.1967 Ford Fairlane Station wagon.56,000 miles, air conditioning, VeryClean. $650 will haggle. Call 753 4548(days).Suzuki 350 '70 excellent condition. Bestotter 624 4556 keep trying.1972 VW ten thousand mis fullyguaranteed for 4 more months mustsell Friday. $2,000 or best offer. Call643 1347 evngs.GARAGE SALE: Sat. Oct. 13,10 a m. -2 p.m. 5710 Woodlawn Ave.PEOPLE FOR SALEExperienced manuscript typing onIBM Selectric. 378 5774.SWISS girl seeks emp. w. family. Tel241 7660.Hebrew lessons by Israeli Teacher.Moderate price. Call 643-7253.R ead/speak/begin SPANISHProfessional Native Instructor GoodReferences Box 10 MaroonLike Julian Bream's music? ForCLASSIC GUITAR STUDY 262 4689.PEOPLE WANTEDSTUDENT or STUDENT WIFEwanted to care for 3-1/2 yr old boy inmv home 11 30 to 3 30 three davs aweek. $1.00 an hour. 684-4962. Babysitter for l yr old 10-12 flexiblehrs. Tues. afternoon a must. 667 8128.Wanted: Student to work approx. 15hrs/wk. Typing and transcription forpsychology professor. (Must type 60 70wpm) Call 753 4708 afts.Student flying to N Y. between Oct. 2230 be willing to be companion forelderly lady. Call 684 0441 or 947 5977.We need a babysitter for our 1-1/2 yr.olds (a little girl and little boy) Mon 8,Fri morn 8:45 11.45 pm 15 min walkfrom campus 57th 8, Harper 493 5542.1.50 per hr.We are looking for a person fromHawaii conversant in Pidgin and whocan type well to transcribe taped interviews with Hawaiian children. 753-4708. Afternoons.HELP WANTED. Part time wkly.Grad student preferred. TV attendantfor hospital in area. Pays well. CallMr. Eastman 676 2226 or 676 2066.Part-time sitter needed during day.Near U of C. Call 955 6445.Reliable, responsible young woman.Room, private bath, and board inexchange for babysitting with fiveyear old boy, 5 evenings (after 9:00)per week and Saturdays. Call 7 9 p.m.955 2494.PORTRAITS $4.00 and up MaynardStudios. 1459 E. 53rd 2nd floor 643 4083 SCI-FIScience fiction books for sale: all ofNiven, Zelazny, Delany. Others ofHeinlein, Silverberg, Ellison, Farmer,the Deryni triology, Herbert, etc. Allbooks 1/3 list price. Call Cage at 2415752.UNIVERSITYTHEATERStaged Reading proposals will beaccepted thru-out the quarter. Forinfo, contact Judy Fink, 3-3581.THEATERWORKSHOPSFirst mtg Acting Workshop Sat Oct.13, 12:30 PM RCS lounge. 753 3581 forinfo.MEDITATIONA free talk will be given on the subjectof Comparative Yoga, Meditation, andSurat Shabd Yoga, by Richard ShulikIda Noyes 213, Wednesday, 1/17, 7:30.All Welcome.SLEEP LABGOOD SLEEPERS WANTED FORSLEEP STUDIES. FEMALES ONLY.AGE 18 28. $10 PER NIGHT. APPLYIN PERSON 5741 DREXEL — ROOM3 2, M F, 9 5.THEATERWORKSHOPSWANTEDMini refrigerator, 753 2261. Rm. 345Wanted: Squash racquet. Al 493 2822PERSONALSThe couple selling new records at theFlea Market please call 924 2721. Wewant more.MEN! — WOMEN!JOBS ON SHIPS! No experiencerequired. Excellent pay. Worldwidetravel. Perfect summer job or career.Send $3.00 for information SEAFAX,Dept. L 11 P.O Box 2049 Port Angeles,Washington. 98362.WRITERS' WIRKSHOP (PL 2 8377)SIMCHAT TORAHServices & celebration, Hakafof,dancing, 8< refreshments. Thurs, Oct.18, Orthodox (Yavneh) 5:45 PM,Conservative, 7 30 PM, at Hillel. 5715Woodlawn. Technical Workshops Tuesdays, 6:30p.m., beg. Oct. 9, RCT. Actingworxsnop to be ann. Sign up 3rd floorReynolds Club. 753 3581,CAMPINGEQUIPMENTYEARBOOKUC EATS ITAmerican Pie that is! DON McLEANin concert in Mandel Hall Sat. Oct. 20,8 PM UCID $2.75 others $3.75. NoteBene Only 500 seats will be availableto the UC & Hyde Park Community.Tickets available in advance startingMon. Oct. 15. Call Mandel Hall BoxOffice then.MASSAGEMassage instruction: esp. facemassage sh3re ideas, practice 8 9:30Oct, 19th, Fri.HUMAN OASISCome see the 1st Hyde Park showingof The Blue Gargoyle Community ahuman oasis in the urban dessert. A Uof C humvided production, directed byDobbi Kerman. Wednesday Oct. 17that the Blue Gargoyle at 12:00, 12:30,6:30, 7:00 8, 7:30. FREE REFRESHMENTS. .LOSTBike Chain (rubber coated) w/lock.Vic 57th sf. Sentimental value 241 6330.Gold watch with diamond face. $10.Reward. Call 753 3776. Rm 305.HAVILL’SRADIO, TELEVISION& HK.H HDhi mSALES SERVICE & ACCESSORIES/emlh — I'nnosonieUnsleruork — kill13S8 E. 53rd, Chicago 60615 • PL 2-780045 Years Serving Hyde ParkJAMESWAYPETERSONMOVING & STORAGECan i*"wnl 646-1234 froa •stimatesCompletePre-Planned Moving ServiceLocal • Long Distance • Packing # CratingImport-ExportContainerized Storage<$> SStii AMIsUnited M»n Lfnmm 1 IMS So. DotyHL staff to plan 8, organize activities insupport of Israel. 5714 WoodlawnGAY LIBERATIONFIRST GAY LIB COFFEEHOUSE,Tonight, 8 00 to 12:00, at the BlueGargoyle, 5655 University Ave. Food,drink, music, conversation. Everyonewelcome.Gay lib picnic Sun. Oct. 14 3.00 PM atthe point (Park bordering LakeMichigan). Go Thru 55th St. underpassand keep to your right. Look for us onthe left on the lawn. Bring food ordrink to share. All welcome. Rain dateSun Oct 21.OPEN MEETING for members andthose interested in discovering whatwe're about on Monday, Oct. 15th at7:30 pm in Ida Noyes Hall.EXPEDITIONSEverglades wilderness boat trip xmasone week. Hickory 324 1499.REMEMBER US FROMLAST YEAR?Or mayba you saw us atstudent activities nightBUT COME SEE US AGAINatTHECOFFEEHOUSEEvery Friday night from8-11:30 in Ida Noyes LibraryWith a pleasant atmosphere,entertainment, & goodies.RENTAL sleeping bags, tents, stoves,lanterns, packs. HICKORY 324 1499STUDENT DISCOUNTWeeknights at the Efendi! 955 5151PLAY TENNIS6 Indoor courts, 3 outdoor courts.Private and group lessons availableSouth Side Raquet Club, 1401 E. Sibley,VI 9 1235.Buy your copy of the 1974 cap andgown yearbook Wednesdays andFridays from 11:30 1:30 in the Quads.GARAGE SALEFurniture, appliances, clothes, toys.Low prices. Sun. Oct. 14, 11-5. 5544 S.Woodlawn. Rain day Oct. 21.OPEN AUDITIONSOpen auditions for a new one act play,THE DEATH OF SAMSON, will beheld Friday, Oct. 12, from 7 9 PM,Saturday, Oct 13 14 PM, and Sun. Oct14, 14 PM in the Reynolds ClubTheater. The play has two characters,one male, one female. It will bepresented Nov. 2, 3, and 4. If you canno* read at these times, but would liketo tryout, call Mark Kenmore at 2417660.FREE CONCERTDon McLean in concert. FREE admission to all FRESHMEN andTRANSFER Students who sign up inHarper 280 hy Thurs. Oct. 18. LIMIT500ISRAELEMERGENCYMEETINGSunday, Oct 14, 2PM at Hillel. Ameeting for UC faculty, students & *nsptajdu cmprofitsjorTit e. €3 St- V93-WI9Open FW-S«fc >0-6Charter Groups FlightsORIENTCall Toll Free(800) 227-1969(U.S. except California)(800) 980-5827(California Only)If you plan a trip toJapan, Hong Kong, S.Orient, make sure togive us a call.A BIG SAVINGSBRENT HOUSESupper-Discussion“Starch hr Soil ■ the 78’s"Charles H. LongProfessor,History of Religion6:00 PM. Suppar $14)07:00 PM. Discussion 2-Large Advent speakers; Dual 1218turntable with Shure and Pickeringcartridges; Dynaco SCA 80Q amp andMetrotec five band equalizer; DynacoFM 5 tuner system for $650 Also 2Dynaco A 25s, $90 Prices are slightlynegotiable; might sell system in parts.Call Gage at 241 5752.STEP TUTORSStudent Tutoring Elementary Projectneeds volunteers to tutor biweekly.There are a lot of children who coulduse your help. If you are interested,please call Jay Sugarman at 947 8804or Mary Lou Gebka.MIDWEST JEWISHWOMEN'SCONFERENCENov. 2 4, Camp Harand, Elkhart Lake,Workshops on Women in politics,developing a minyan synagogue, hist& lit, contemp Jewish lifestyles, rape& self defense, halachic views of birthcontrol & abortion; cost $30.Registration forms at Hillel. Deadline10/19.StudentDiscountModelCamera1342 E. 55th493-6700Most complete photoshop on South Side.ttI am tryingto bribe youwithuncertainty,withdanger,withdefeat.99 jorgeluisborgesThat's mostly what you'llfind if you commit yourlife to the millions in thedeveloping nations whocry out in the hunger oftheir hearts. 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LO 00 *0COMPLETE PARTY SERVICE FROM2427 East 72nd StreetBA 1-9210 Appetizers to Zinfandel351 East 103rd Street508-1811Sunday: Noon-9P.M.12- The Chicogo Maroon - Friday October 12, 1973If A MOLK$WdG£N 9li£€2£9OH A TT€£P MOUMT/1IM ROdD,DO YOU GO FOR ITT GCT/1LTOR DO YOU W G£9UMDH£IT?DRAWING BY DAN ABRAHAMA<; TOLD TOHOWARD MrfCTUnbeknownst to all but a few intimates, thelate, great, Professor DiogenesTeufelsdrockh left behind him not only his“magnum opus” on “Kleidersphilosophie,”but also an illegitimate son. Rumoured to bethe fruit of a brief but explosive unionbetween Teufelsdrockh and Irene Adler, theboy emmigrated to the United States fromWeissnichtwo as soon as he was old enough tosay, “geschwindekeitsbegrenzung.” Here,working as a toll booth collector by day, atnight he was hard at work on his“Phaenomenologie des Autofahren.” Andwhile he has sworn not to publish his bookuntil he sees either the reification ofconsciousness or the immanentization of theeschaton, whichever comes first, he haskindly allowed some few of his observationsto be set here in print for the very first time.Herewith, some excerpts from thephilosophy of Philliponous Teufelsdrockh:Cartesian dualism is, to be sure, aninteresting diversion. But it is nothing(nichts) when compared to TeufelsdrockhianTriadism—the issue of contemporarytranscendentalphilosophie. Consider: intothe machine, called the automobile, you putthe machine, called the body, controlled(?)by the mind, which is, in all probability andreason, another machine. What happens?Well, if you’ve ever been so luckless as todrive the highways, then you know; apathological condition results—sort of aBrownian motion in which each of themolecules claims right-of-way.Take your average traffic jam, forexample. Very often it has nothing whateverto do with an accumulation of cars beyondthe road’s capacity. No, it is the result of1,000 drivers who have simultaneouslydecided to squeeze into the left lane. Orperhaps it is an accident on the other side ofthe divider—but everybody must slow downto have a look. Or, however oversimplified itmay sound, it is the fault of a few car jockeyswho speed up behind an enemy vehicle andthen hit the brakes. The man behind him seesthe red lights and hits his brakes, ditto thelady in the following car. And sooneverybody has come to a halt, simplybecause one idiot (schmuck) lacks a sense ofrhythm. And he had sped up in the first placemerely out of a deathly fear that someonemight sneak into the empty stretch of road infront of him.Speaking of speeding, let us discuss thespeed limit (Geschwindekeifsbegrenzung).This will be a bit technical, but requires verylittle beyond elementary arithmetic andmodal logic. Almost everybody on thefreeway knows the rule of thumb by which60mph#70mph, because the cop gives you 5and God the other 5.But consider; Using the formula,distance(d)#rate(r) x timed), we observethat at 60mph one travels at the rate of one mile per minute; a 60 mile trip will take onehour. Suppose we accelerate to 70. WTiat willwe have accomplished? Answer: we willhave saved roughly 9 minutes. Now, thereare times that 9 minutes is worth quite a bit,but it really isn’t much in the overall schemeof things (c.f. Prof. Teufelsdrockh’s article,the Overall Scheme of Things). And if youwere only on a thirty-mile trip, you wouldsave a grand total of 4-1/ 2 minutes. On theother hand, suppose yourself on an 850 miletrip where the speed limit is 70. On our IdealRoad (Ideelestrasse), this would take 12.14hours at the legal speed. At 80 the time is cutdown to 10.63 hours, a savings of about 1 hourand 31 minutes.Now, as long as you are in the car for atleast 10-1/ 2 hours, why not rest content tospend another hour and a half? The answerto that lies in a resolutive-compositivepsychology of the human spirit which, for ourpurpose, may be redueced to the observationthat you are just too damn impatient, andthat you probably just want to get therefaster...wherever “there” is. Whether youare better off “there” than “here” we shallleave undiscussed.Assuming that the breaking of speed lawsdoesn’t perturb you, let us consider thematter from the point of view of The Law(Gesetz). One might think that the interest ofthe authorities is to prevent accidents by outlawing unsafe speeds. This, however, isnot the case. While there are penalties of lossof license for too frequent violation, theparticular penalties are merely fines. Ineffect, the law sells speed. Still on that 850mile trip, let us assume that you are stoppedonce for speeding at 10 miles over the legallimit. An average fine in such circumstanceswould be about $50. Therefore, it costs youabout $50 to save 1-1/ 2 hours, or about 55*per minute. If you are travelling with 2companions and split the fine three ways, itcomes to about $16.66 per person. Would you,under normal circumstances (i.e., notbehind the wheel of a car), give someonebetween $16 and $50 to arrive somewhere 91minutes sooner? And just who is crazy here?But back to the freeway. Here we mustnever underestimate folk wisdom. TheSunday Driver does exist. Theseuncoordinated clods are the same ones who,every time it rains, appear on the streets likeworms. And like worms, these drivers stink.Try investigating the accident statistics forrainy Friday afternoons. You’s think they’dlearn.Also to be investigated is the mysteriousmagnetic attraction that springs up whilepassing. The phenomenon is this: as you goto pass a car in the right hand lane, he/ shefinally lets you pass, but, drawn by the forceof your car, the other car begins to speed up too. Some moments later the other driverrealizes his new speed and drops back again.End of episode.But we must not neglect the car itself(selbst). Each sort of automobile, incombination with whatever driver, seems toform some new and identifiableConsciousness (Bewusstein). One surelymust mention the Volkswagen (Volkswagen)or similar machine, which seems to believeitself small enough to slip into any space,anywhere, at any time. These have in turn anatural predator—the Cadillac. Though notyet written into law, custom seems to decreethat this car has right-of-way everywhere.Under its bill of right (Recht) it claims theprivilege of turning without signalling,cutting other cars off, exclusive use of theleft-hand lane, and parking wherever itpleases—usually in well-marked no-parkingzones. It is generally believed that this is trueof all large cars, but careful observationshows that the Cadillac’s brothers (e.g. theLincoln, Electra, Mercedes, Rolls, etc.) donot generally share the Cadillaccharacteristic.What we have here is, of course, only abeginning. It shall be the task of generationsyet unborn to fully comprehend this as yetporrly understood material (Dreck). In themeantime, we may share Richard’s lament,“My kingdom for a horse,” (Mehr lecht!)S l isdonO .yobiiV nooioM ogitoirD 9<iT -oTH€ CMfTY rtRT Of lilCHOMS RUDHLLBy MEREDITH ANTHONYIf we believe, with Sir. Ralph Richardson,that good acting consists in keeping peoplefrom coughing, then Nicholas Rudall’slecture in Woodward Court on Tuesday wasan artistic triumph—not so much as a snifflewas heard from the student and facultyaudience throughout his lucid exposition ofStanislovskian acting technique and hisperformance, by way of example, of asoliloquy from Shakespeare’s RICHARDIII.Mr. Rudall quoted Sir Ralph in his lecture,Acting: The Crafty Art, the first in thisyear’s Woodward Court Series.Mr. Rudall, Director of the UniversityTheatre £(nd Associate Professor of Classics,addressed himself to the popular mis¬conception that acting is easy. He sus¬pected that most of us “harbour a secretconfidence, shared only with the morningmirror, that the raising of our right eyebrowcould turn us into an instant SteveMcQueen—or at the very least, a GabbyHayes.’’ and that “the reader of Genet oftenbelieve he is the performer of Genet. TheBookworm.. .turns! ’ ’In the course of the hour, however, Mr.Rudall gave the audience enough insight intothe discipline and the range of the acquiredskills that go into the creation of a role thateveryone there came away with a betterappreciation of the craft behind the art.The current prevalence of the RealisticSchool of acting, dating from Stanislavski inthe late 19th century and furthered byplaywrights such as Ibsen and Strindberg,and the success of that school has given riseto the notion that appearing natural on thestage is easy. It should look easy. “But tobecome true to life is difficult...for it requiresthe concealment of the techniques thatproduced it. The goal is the simplicity ofreality, the means is the complexity oftechnique and art.”Mr. Rudall outlined some of the steps in thecreation of a character like Richard III. Thetext itself must be gleaned for details andhints, both physical facts and dramatic factsOutside reading for historical analysis canbe useful for additional and sometimescontradictory material. The director must beconsulted for his basic concepts, such as thedecision to produce a play as a history, atragedy or a melodrama. Anu iinally thereare rehearsals which should be for thepurpose of acquiring the personality ofsomeone else, not for learning lines andwhere to stand. Mr. Rudall emphasized the decision¬making nature of role creation and discussedsome of the choices to be made in regard toRichard III for the intelligent delivery of asingle speech. He used Richard’s meditationon his success with Anne at the end of thesecond scene of Act I and recited it first in amonotone as the raw material for theillustration. He then applied theStanislovskian concepts. (1) Imagination:the choice of incidental factors that have abearing on the situation — is it sunny? isRichard hungry? (2) Concentration: thebalancing of facts and emotions, and mindcontrol for the sense of immediacy necessaryto realism. (3) Adjustment of the totalconcept of the character to the pressures ofthe stage, the script and the movement of theplay. (4) And most important, motivation:since character is defined by his desires, it isnecessary to isolate his Super Objective, hismain desire throughout the play — Richardwants to be king; his lesser objective in asingle scene — Richard wants to marryAnne; and his immediate desires in a speechand which prompt the individuallines — Richard wants to reassure himself ofhis successful wooing, to remove his doubtsand reconfirm his desire for the throne. Eachline has its motivation and this must beanalyzed and kept in mind for a convincingportrayal.Mr. Rudall then performed the speechincorporating all the nuances of the role aswe had heard him create it. And of course, ashe had predicted, it looked easy. After all, itdidn’t take long, he never once shouted, heonly moved a step or two and used noflamboyant gestures. Anyone could havedone it. And Mr. Rudall concluded byreassuring us that the emphasis he placed oncraft does not at all preclude the amateurfrom the stage. But “as we all know,amateur means lover. And who wants a loverwithout any technique?”Other lectures in the Woodward CourtSeries sponsored by Mr. and Mrs. IsaakWirzup include:Sunday, October 14:Saunders Mac Lane, Max MasonDistinguished Service Professor,Department of Mathematics, Committee onConceptural Foundations of Science, and theCollege; Vice-President, National Academyof Sciences, Washington, D.C.The Shape of the New MathematicsSunday, October 21:George J. Stigler, Charles R. Walgreen Distinguished Service Professor,Department of Economics and GraduateSchool of Business; Editor, Journal ofPolitical Economy.Do Intellectuals Matter?Tuesday, October 30:Jerome J. McGann, Professor,Department of English and the College.From Romantic to VictorianSunday, November 4:Julian H. Levi, Professor, Urban Studies,Division of the Social Sciences; Executive Director, South East Chicago Commission;Chairman, Chicago Plan Commission.The American City - A Backwater or theFuture?Tuesday, November 13:Dr. Jarl E. Dyrud, Professor and Directorof Clinical Services, Department ofPsychiatry.Anxiety: New Approaches to an Old ProblemAll lectures are held at 8:00 in the ResidentMasters’ Apartment at 5825 S. Woodlawn andare followed by a discussion period.Nicholas Rudall, noted director and lecturer in the Hyde Park area.Come toUniversity of ChicagoHyde Park AreaMENTAL DYNAMICSFind out about your mind.Even if you have never attended a lecture beforePLAN TO ATTEND THIS LECTURE/SEMINARPreview by Carmen BucciPlace: Shoreland Hotel, West Room, 5454 S. Shore DriveThursday, October 1 8, 2:00 & 8:00 PMAlso at the Blue Gargoyle, 57th & UniversityTuesday, October 23, 2:00 & 8:00 PMALL LECTURES FREE ISRAEL EMERGENCYMEETINGFORUC FACULTY, STUDENTS & STAFFSunday, Oct. 14at 2 P.M.To Plan & Organize ActivitiesIn Support of IsraelATHillel House 5715 WoodlawnCEF presents Oct, 14, Sun.WILD STRAWBERRIESCobb $1.00 7 & 9:152 - Grey City Journal. October .12, 19739f C< 'U'VbO .l.'.iUvoiQUdRT€T9 TO GMNT PM, NOT€9 ON CMffIGIL IWICBy TOBY LOU HOFSLUNDChamber music buffs have a uniqueopportunity. They can take their pick ofChicago's string quartets — the Vermeer, theFine Arts, and the Chicago SymphonyOrchestra Quartet. All chose this week forthis season’s first appearances.The Vermeer Quartet—Shmuel Ashkenasi,violin, Pierre Menard, violin, Nobuko Imai,viola, Marc Johnson, cello — plays tonight at8:30 in Mandel Hall. This concert markstheir third year of Mandel Hall concerts andthe opening of the UC Music Department’sChamber Music Series.Members of the quartet are well-known asconcert soloists, first-rate chamber musicperformers, and winners of national andinternational competition. Fortunately forChicago audiences, they hold positions on theresident artist faculty of Northern IllinoisUniversity and can make frequent appear¬ances (they will return later this season onJanuary 11 and April 1).This year there are two new members,Nobuko Imai and Marc Johnson. Miss Imai,who studied at the Yale Graduate School andJuilliard, is a winner of the Young ConcertArtists Auditions. She has madeappearances as a solo artist in over twentycountries. Mr. Johnson, a soloist with manyleading symphonies, studied at the EastmanSchool of Music and the University ofIndiana. Before joining the Vermeer he wascellist with the Pittsburgh Symphony.The Vermeer’s program includes Haydb;sQuartet in E-flat, Op. 33 No. 2 (“The Joke”),Hindemith’s Quartet No. 3, andMendelssohn’s Quartet No. 2 in A, Op. 13. Alimited number of series tickets remain atthe time of this writing. Admission for thisperformance is $5; only $2.50 for UCstudents.Students with valid ID’s can enjoy theconcerts offered by the Fine Arts Quartet atthe Goodman Theatre for only $1.50,provided there are cancellations. ThisMonday night series is sold out bysubscription, but it does pay to try. Anyonewilling to go to the Howard Auditorium inWilmette (where the programs are repeatedon Tuesdays) can even buy tickets inadvance.This season the Fine Arts Quartetprograms will concentrate on the chamberliterature of a nation, locality, or school.Their first program, Monday night, October15, at 8:15, a Viennese night, includes Berg’sLyric Suite, Mozart’s A Musical Joke for twohorns and strings, K. 222, and Schubert’sOctet in F for strings and winds, Op. 166.Five guest artists join the quartet for thisprogram: Earl Bates, c arinet, JohnBarrows and Basil Tyler, horns, LeonardSharrow, bassoon, and Roger Ruggeri,double bass. The Chicago Symphony Orchestra StringQuartet — Victor Aitay, first violin, EdgarMuenzer, second violin, Milton Preves, viola,and Frank Miller, cello — will give a freeconcert in the Auditorium of the ChicagoPublic Library (Randolph & Michigan) at3:00 p.m. Their concerts are quite popularand their large following generally fills theroom beyond capacity. So get there early ifyou want a seat in the same room as themusicians. On the program is Haydn’sQuartet in G. Minor, Op. 74, No. 3 (“TheRider”), Hindemith’s Quartet No. 3 — youcan compare their performance with theVermeer and choose the best — andBeethoven’s Quartet in E-flat Major, Op. 74(“The Harp”).The Chicago Public Library is rich inworthwhile, free programs. Don’t forget theConcert Hour, Saturdays at 12:15 p.m. Thisweek yet another quartet -- the Silberstein -will appear October 13. Later this monththere will be two more instrumentalprograms: Susan Stucklen, flute, andEvangeline Cobb, harpsichord on October 20,and the Roosevelt University BaroqueEnsemble under the direction of RobertConant October 27.The National Chinese Opera Theatre fromthe Republic of China opens the Lively ArtsSeries at the Auditorium next weekend withthree preformances of original Peking OperaFriday and Saturday evenings, October 19and 20 at 8:00 and Sunday afternoon October21 at 2:00 p.m.Peking Opera, sometimes a surprise forwestern audiences, integrates an exoticblend of dialogue, ornate costumes, stylizedmovements, singing and music. Eachperformance by the National Chinese OperaTheatre will reflect a balanced program ofexcerpts from traditional operas and willinclude all the different styles and aspects ofPeking Opera. Don’t miss the six-pagespread in Time magazine (Oct. 8, 1973); thecolor pictures will really whet your appetite.For this and other events at theAuditorium, student discount exchangecoupons are available. They add up to abouta 25%saving when presented at the box officewith a valid ID.Included in Goodman Theatre’s secondannual Artists and Dance Series areperformances on Monday, April 22, by MariaEwing, the soprano who made such asensation at Ravinia last summer, and theMetropolitan Opera Studio Ensemble onMonday, February 25.The resignation of Dick Bass, GeneralManager of the Grant Park Concerts istroubling. And it raises many questions.What is the future of free summer music inChicago? How are these musicians going toreact to his charges of the Park Districtdowngrading the importance of Grant Park? These players combine Grant Park withLyric Opera for at least one-half year’ssteady employment. Will this affect theopera at all?Although there have always been problemsat Grant Park — noise from passing cars andplanes landing at Meigs Field, muggings,and even fireworks during programs on the 4th of July - the concerts are valuable. Theyprovide an opportunity for city people andinner city people to hear good music at nocost but the transportation there. Whenwages and production costs keep ticketprices skyrocketing, these concerts are atreasure chest of good listening experiencesand should not be undervalued.Shmuel Ashkenais and Pierre Menard, violins, Nobuko Imai, viola; Marc Johnson,cello. Appearing in Mandel Hall, Friday, Oct. 12, at 8:30 P.M.C90 WIM9 A BdTTLGBy STEPHEN BLANKOn Tuesday night, October 9, HydeParkers were treated to the rare andtreasurable pleasure of hearing members ofthe Chicago Symphony Orchestra, includingsome of its most distinguished first chairmen, perform a concert at the UnitarianChurch at 57 Street and Woodlawn. The program consisted of Bach’s DoubleConcerto in C Minor for Violin and Oboe,Telemann’s Suite for Flute and StringOrchestra, Torelli’s Trumpet Sonata,Mozart’s Horn Concerto #1 K. 412, andMozart’s Divertimento K. 251.The orchestra members were playing inthe Church in order to keep in practice(Continued on page 49Per Uosenhavalkr(The Hose-Beeicec)by0p59Erster Aufzug*.Act I.i t>y Einleitung.Introduction.Stiirinlsch bewegt. Mctr JeoCon mo/o agitato. ,swpptftefsHf J ^ ' Jsr-_ Kl&vierauszug vonFocal Score by ^r& 'Food. Drink & People311 E. 23r‘d Street2 blocks W of McCormick PlaceTelephone 225-6171r> o <0 11 n rp t r\ Q r\ m n I r\ no r\ C i i n rj ^ COKE, SEX, SMOKE.What more can you ask?Grey City Journal, October 12, 1973-3(Continued from page 3)entertaining Chicagoans in a musical forum,raise funds for their strike fund, andpublicize their negotiating position. OnTuesday afternoon the orchestraoverwhelmingly rejected the management’soffer to continue playing under the oldcontract without negotiation until January;i.e. until the departure of Solti and Giulini.The management, in turn, turned down theorchestra’s counter offer. It thus appearsthat we are in for a long spell of orchestra-less weekends. In view of this fact; it isespecially gratifying that the musicianschose to play in Hyde Park.The concert overall certainly merited theaudience’s hearty and prolonged applause.At the end the enthusiastic audience showedits gratitude by giving the performers astanding ovation. The Chamber ensemble’splaying throughout was bold, incisive, anddirect. They stressed brillance and a sharpedged tone over subtlety and interpretiverefinement. This was especially evident inthe concluding Mozart divertimento. Onlythe masterly playing could sustain aninterpretation of such rusticity and of suchan open-air quality at the expense of aslower, more lyrical approach in a Mozartdivertimento.The playing of Ray Still was a joy to beholdand displayed a high level of musicalcraftsmanship and understanding. In thisendeavor he was also capably seconded bythe two French Hornists-Dale Clevenger andNorman Schweiker. Mr. Still also shone inthe Bach Concerto where he gave an ex¬quisite rendition of the oboe part by turnssoaringly dramatic and lyrically poignant.In fact, he completely overshadowed hisfellow soloist and ensemble conductor Fran¬cis Akos.Mr. Akos had some difficulty in adequatelyprojecting his violin and even switchedinstruments during the concerto. It mayhave been a combination of an inhospitableacoustic, the muggy and humid weather, anda somewhat too dscreet view of the violin’srole here. At any rate this was the only realblemish on the evening, and it was only aminor at that.Mr. Clevenger’s rounded mellow tone inthe Mozart Concerto beautifully offset andcomplemented the vigorous and outdoorsyperformance by his confreres in the strings.Wilfred Kujala received deserved acclaimfor his superlative handling of the Telemansuite. Although the piece itself seemed to mejust a notch above the conventional Baroquesuite it received a sensitive and strongperformance which enhanced its goodqualities and minimized its conventionalaspects.While saving for last Adolph Herseth’sscintillating trumpet playing in the Torellisonata, I must note that for me this was thehigh point of the concert. Mr. Herseth,playing with obvious relish and gusto, gave adelightful and captivating performance ofthe Torelli composition on the piccolotrumpet.Notice also must be given to Prof. Parkerof Northwestern who appeared gratis and asa volunteer on the harpsichord and furnishedthe ensemble with a solid performance as abasso continuo throughout the Baroque halfof the program.In short, the concert was a valuablemusical event in the community which gaveus students a weeknight alternative toanother night of labor at Regenstein. Onecannot encounter too soon another such arewarding musical experience in theneighborhood. dN dccourrMNn oky ridcrBy HENRY POSTPoor Charley. Is he ever in a spot. Anagging wife-to-be drives him crazy with herplans for a dinette set, bedroom set, livingroom set and kitchen curtains.“Charley,” she says with the mascara offrustration running down her cheek, “you’vegot to leave that Mike alone. He’s no good foryou, Charley. Do you hear me? No good.Charley are you listening!”Charley is Beau Bridges. Mike is RonLeitman. And the film, Your Three MinutesAre Up, is about a witless pawn in the gameof life. An occasional scene of the two palsdriving down the California seaside inPanavision is backed up with lumbering butheartfelt lyrics concerning the granderissues of life, movie style.The after taste is rather like a lobotcmizedBeckett, the echoes of the existentialquestions having found their way into aHollywood Format.Charley is the trapped fool. Sincere,though, very sincere, if, that is, he had thecapacity for sincerity. Which he doesn’t. Infact, he has the capacity for very littlebesides his bland office job buried in amorass of other desk sitters, including hiswife-to-be.She watches him, tries to keep him in line,but fights a losing battle against Charley’sfriend Mike, who has lost his employmentbecause he showed up at an interview withhis shorts on and his breath heavy withafternoon martinis. Mike is a hustler withinthe frame work of collection agencies, newcars and other standard middle classtrappings. Nothing as classy as Mafia, just asmart ass type who tries to get away witheverything he can. Without his weekly checks, Mike has toleave town. His car is repossessed and he calls ^Charley for a ride to the airport, which turns ’out to be a film instead.Charley, in his ambivalent confusion overthe future, latches on to the assurity ofMike’s devil-may-care attitude, and off theygo, up and down the coast of California fromone motel adventure to another.There are some very funny moments inthis otherwise dull film. A little old lady doesa great double take, a dumb blond swallowsMike’s story that the pair are movie men hotfor undiscovered stars, and some ice cubesget stuffed down the undies of a topless broadin a motel party game scene.But as the playful, almost immoral, andasocial behavior begins to rub off on sincereCharley, the action changes. Fool that he is,Charley messes things up. He really can’thandle the position of outsider and floundersin the freedom of irresponsibility andchildishness.The wife-to-be arrives with flowers,discovers the motel party games and slamsthe door. Charley tells her where to get off.But he really doesn’t know himself. He diveswhole-heartedly into his one avenue ofescape, Mike’s style. The delights fade as thefilm takes on a peculiar moral tone.Suddenly the carefree pair are getting in trouble. Charley isn’t right for this mold. Andthe result is first a bungled false accident,resulting in a screaming retreat from town.Charley has gone too far. In almost 16thcentury tradition, he starts to go mad. He hasgone against the ways of nature, the rules oflife. And so for upsetting the balance, he payshis toll —sanity. The pattern is familiar.Punishment must come down.Irresponsibility can not be tolerated, even byhimself.Just as tragedy was the reward for theEasy Riderpair, so tragedy has to strike thiscarefree and playful pair down.Charley tries to pay for a tank of gas with acredit card that expired two days before.Gets angry. Very angry. It grows. Becomesdistorted. Mike is surprised. The little oldman who can’t take the expired card isgetting worried. Charley is losing his grip.“Cool it, Charley,” says Mike.“Mister, I don’t make the company policy,don’t blame me,” the little old manwhimpers.But Charley has lost. He grabs the nearestthing to him, thecredit card roller, lifts it, hiseyes wet with frustration and confusion. Heswings out, lashes, and slams the heavymetal into the head of the man.The old man falls. His wife runs out. Mikeand Charley panic, drive off.Last scene: Charley in tears, a punishedvictim left sitting in his car. The mid-dayheat distorts the desolate road side.Fade out.Why can’t people be playful these days?Why do we always get this kind of moraldribble thrown at us in these high and mightytones from dimwitted creative hollywoodcommittees?I’m tired of this crap.Vivien Leigh and Clark Gable star in "Gone With The Wind", another obscure movie from Doc Films, next Friday, Oct. 19,at 7:30 in Mandel Hall.10% DISCOUNTON ANY ITEMWITH THIS ADNeedlepoint KitsPainted CanvassesTapestry YarnsCrewelCrochet CottonsEmbroidery FlossComplete line of Yarnand Knitting Accessoriesam1633 EAST 55TH STREETCHICAGO. ILLINOIS 60615 To enjoy exquisite taste and bouquet serve DEMESTICA RED WINE.This quality vintage wine has been the favorite of Greece for cen¬turies.AA/v"w\AAT'-j FAROUT!!*The Adventures of A<HAIA <LAUSS(pronounced: AH-HI-YA KLAUSS)HEY, ATLAS BABYDROP £\/£j?YTHINGAMD JOIN MEIN A GLASS OFDfMfSTiCARED WINE.Iwirt.* Iran Imu .roniiM iumn it*., am tot. toon4 - Grey City Journal - October 12, 1973GOING1) ON IN TH€ GR€Y OTYThe two outstanding attractions on campusthis weekend are in direct competition.Bernardo Bertolucci’s movie, SpiderStrategem, is showing tonight in Cobb hall at7:15 and 9:30 (check ads for exact times). Itis recommended not only because thisappears to be the year of Bertolucci — LastTango in Paris, The Conformist, and now aresurrection of Spider Stratagem. It isrecommended because it is both a culturalexperience (movies as “culchah”), and anexperience in criticism, exploring thelove/ hate that people have for him.But that is only the number two attraction.At the Blue Gargoyle, Sanctuary ispresenting Jaime Brockett. Let me state,without confusion and hedging, that I am aBrockett fanatic. I came across him in myBoston days when he had just finishedwriting “The Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic”,which at the time struck me as the epicballad/ parable of the whole bloodygeneration. Fortunately, significance andrelevance in general lost their meaning forme very quickly, and I began to hear hishaunting ballads.On the other hand, Brockett has writtensome of the meanest talking blues songs this side of Dylan. There is a touch of similaritybetween the two, evident in the intensity ofBrockett’s interpretation of Dylan’s “TomThumb Blues” (on Brockett’s second album,Capitol Records). Brockett’s guitar work hasalways been truly fine: he was voted secondbest instrumentalist in the Broadside poll inBoston the same year that he won bestperformer, and got third in songwriting.According to the people putting on theconcert, Brockett cut his finger badly andhad to cancel his performances last weekendat the Amazingrace in Evanston; he nowfeels sufficiently recuperated to perform.He’ll be joined by the Greater ChicagoBluegrass Band, who may be familiar tosome people from their Sunday sets atJimmy’s.If you skip this appearance because youwere planning on going to Don McLeaninstead, you’re making a big mistake.Brockett may be the finest unknown folk-singer around. I’m going to renew the faith,tonight at 8:30. The price is $1.50, and if thesound system is the same as used by theRosehip String Band last week (an enjoyableevening, for those who missed it), theacoustics should be both clear and audible."w/iiTQa raneoMG m litA M/ITCH IM NY MOUTH...”By LESLIE KOHN“Waiter!, Someone just lit a match in mymouth....”As any student of Greek tragedy knows,hubris (excessive pride) leads to eventswhich bring about the downfall of the tragichero. In my own way I learned this lastSunday, though as a veteran of the U of CCommon Core I should have known better.Perhaps the Greeks were right when theysaid that man learns only by suffering. Thereader may ask what relevance this prologuehas to a review of Bankok House, a Thairestaurant at 2544 W. Devon Ave. in RogersPark, but the reason will become apparent.I have boasted about my tolerance forspices. I have eaten raw horseradish withoutflinching, I put extra taco sauce on my tacos,I have occasionally murdered pasta with redpepper and bravely eaten it all up. With thisin mind, I entered the Bangkok House, arestaurant serving Thai and Chinese cuisinein pleasant, nonpretentious surroundings.We restricted ourselves to the Thai dishes onthe menu for the purpose of this article.It is difficult to generalize about Thai food;it doesn’t appear to have any obviousidentifiable characteristics to the unitiated,except perhaps for its spiciness. To begin ourmeal, we chose a shrimp chowder, a chickenchowder, and Chicken SaTay (marinatedpieces of chicken broiled on skewers with apeanut sauce for dipping). Along with thesecame a small cucumber salad with smallpieces of red pepper. The shrimp chowderwas a rather mild soup filled with big chunksof shrimp. The chicken chowder was muchthe same, except that it was much spicier.The Chicken SaTay was quite tasty, althoughI didn’t care for the peanut sauce, as itreminded me of thin peanut butter ( which Ihate). Then came the cucumber salad. As Ibegan to eat it everything seemed fine, but the first mouthful was followed by a delayedreaction. My mouth became warm, then hot,and then hotter. I drank some beer whichdidn’t help too much, but as a dedicatedrestaurant critic (masochist) I continued.Soon my mouth was numb but I pushed on.The main dish was yet to come.We sampled a Thai-style beef salad,Chicken with Thai curry, and Fried ShrimpThai-style. The salad consisted of slices ofbeef over lettuce, scallions, onions, celery,and tomato, with a rather spicy dressing. Towhatever extent I was able to taste it, Ienjoyed it. The chicken curry was quite .different than the Chinese dish of the samename and though it didn’t appeal to me, Iwas in the minority on this point. The friedshrimp were served with a hot sauce fordipping and were quite good. Portions wereslightly larger than average.Dessert was “Thai custard”, a concoctionmade with green peas and coconut milk,topped off with a piece of fried onion. Onemust acquire a taste for something of thissort and I really wasn’t in that kind of mood.By this point, my mouth had cooled down alittle bit, and I left satisfied though humbled.Despite that burning sensation in mymouth I was unequivocally satisfied with mymeal. We were served by the owner who wasvery helpful with respect to makingselections from the menu. Prices are quitereasonable, with the average appetizercosting between 45* and $1.50, the averagemain course between $2 and $3, and dessert50*. My dinner including tax and tip was $5.Some closing suggestions: Bring beer, ithelps cool down the fiery food and isn’tavailable there. Also, stop at “Bloom’s” afew doors west for good Jewish rye,pumpernickel, or rolls to take home.I recommend the Bangkok House; enjoy anew experience and don’t be too scared of thespices. Your mouth will cool off eventually. DO YOUREMEMBERTHESE FACES?Sure, you mightremember these faces,but how much do youremember from the dayswhen Ricky Nelson, Chub¬by Checkers, and ElvisPresley had number onesongs week after week?Probably not much.Nostalgia brings backthese memories. Whoknows? Maybe ten yearsfrom now, a movie willcome out advertising,“Where were you in73?". Yoc want to beable to tell them, don'tyou?How much will youremember from thisyear? Are you taking pic¬tures? Saving old calen¬dars? Writing a diary?Would you like someoneto record the happeningshere for you? The 1974Cap and Gown will dojust that.After all, there will bemany times when you'llwant to remember frien¬ds. Looking through thebook will help youremember your friendsand enemies', the goodtimes and the bad.You say you don't dothis type of thing. Non¬sense. Just think of howmany hours you've spentlooking through the pig'book (portrait directory).Laughing at funny pic¬tures, thinking about people who have left theU. of C., of just pickingout the people youknow.Everyone likes to lookat photos of themselves,of places they’ve been, orevents they've par¬ticipated in. The 1974Cap and Gown will haveall these.There will be at leastone photo of every un¬dergraduate who iswilling to have his picturetaken at the designatedtimes. The major eventsof the year will be retoldin excellent photographsand copy. Student ac¬tivities will be amplyrepresented. Top facultymembers, deans, and ad¬ministrative personnelwill also have a section.Fifteen varsity teamsand more than twice thatmany I.M. sports willcover the athletic aspectof student life.What's a yearbookwithout seniors? Thisbook will be veryrevolutionary in design,but graduating studentswill not be left out.Now if you want tocash in on this excellentopportunity for remem¬bering your friends andlife at school, here's yourchance. But you musthurry. The price of thebook is only $6.00. After November 1, the chargewill be $7.00.To get your copy, fillout the coupon below andmail it (via Faculty Ex¬change or U.S. postal ser¬vice) with a check ormoney order to:Cap and Gown 19741212 E. 59th St.Chicago, Illinois, 60637Act now because only700 copies will be prin¬ted. The book will bemailed to you in Augustof 1974 so be sure you fillout both addresses on thecoupon.REMEMBER MORETHAN JUST FACES,BUYTHE1974 CAP and GOWNGrey City Journal - October 12, 1973 -59TG4MING WITH 9LG€Z€By HENRY POSTShe’ll burn the word “HOT” right off yourtongue when she “works her tits off” tonight,Saturday and Sunday at the Auditorium. Forthe most Divine of the tacky bitches is intown — Bette Midler.Steaming with sleeze, she’ll chuggle out on6” heals, tucked into as outragiouslydisgusting outfit as you’ll ever imagine, andthrow her feathered fans wildly. Suddenlyher electric charge will stop. From behindher fuscia fan she will slowly turn to you. Asyou feel it coming at you, she tosses her headback. Screams, runs again, and grabs themike.“You got to have friends...” And she’s off.And so are you.She’ll reach that part in her song, “Thereis no one to describe me...,” and pull backand gesture at herself, and she’ll be right.There is almost no way to describe this red-red-red haired singer. All the words getburned out of your mouth.For one thing, she carries with her abundle of biographical contraditions. Thefacts: in her late twenties, originally fromNew Jersey. Moved to Hawaii. Alwayswanted to be a star. Trucked her ass fromone door way to another, her portfolio and resume in hand, and eventually landed achorus girl spot in Fiddler on the Roof. Whichneedless to say was the eye opener.Broadway? Not for her. Although she carriedon for about three years, the dreams ofChanningesque stardust was losing its glow.She was singing now at the Baths, whereboy meets boy for a romantic ten minutes.Then meets another. And in between, withtowels draped around the waist, they’d sitand camp it up with the Divine Miss M.Her playfulness was her greatest asset.With total disregard for all the currentmusical dictates, she dived into the songs ofthe twenties, thirties, forties and fifties. Heraudience responded well while the echoes ofthe great females filtered through andinfluenced Miss M.Judy, Bessie, Ella, Billie. They have allbeen there before. And as Bette Midler wasgetting there, the shadows of heartfelt ladiesfrom the past were being reshaped andtransformed. The torch songs and therock’n’roll were growing more and morepolished. The ease with which she would stepfrom one era to another was unique. And thevocal language was being formed.Meanwhile the talk was finding its way, too. Nothing straight about it. She’d toy withyour view of her. “Some ass, huh?” Thatmeat market world of the Baths demandedan honesty that was hard to live up to. And atoughness, too. The mock bitch was beingborn. Like Holly in Capote’s Breakfast atTiffany’s, Bette was not speaking English,she was speaking italic, a language all itsown.“You’re gon’a love this one.”And you will. She pulls it off well. Andsometimes “it” is quite a surprise. Her goldlame dress?There’s a real show here. But underneathit is a person who seems to power the entirething, yet never really shows her head. Onstage, she’s “on” and that means the linesflow out of her mouth. The stomping aroundgoes on and the whole air is filled with MissM.But not all the time. Like that shortmoment when she peaks out from behind herfans, you see glimpses of Bette. A kind ofnormal girl, really. She’s there though,behind it all. In the songs, “Am I Blue,”“Skylark”, or “Superstar”, you know it’s nomock bitch singing. It’s a warm humannesssurfacing. That warmth has to fight its way throughthe show biz Miss M, that playfully toughexterior. But when it does, it’s bound toprovide moments you’ll cherish. She willtouch you, move your heart and remind youof feelings you haven’t thought about or triedto forget.But then the song stops, the shift comesand Bette becomes Miss M. The tears don’teven dry. She’s stomping again.“Didn’t I tell you, you’d like It, huh?”She’s very aware of Janis Joplin’s fate, afate she fears and avoids. The way she seesit, Joplin was killed. The excellent biographyon Joplin, Buried Alive, supports thisintuition with facts. Joplin was withoutprotection. Without persona. And eventuallythe person was destroyed.Bette knows that her Miss M thing is both a“drawback and an asset. When I started andwas doing Miss M, I was hiding. I still hid to acertain degree because it’s real painful to getup and expose yourself to people. It killedJanis Joplin.”So the makeup, and the dresses will flow,The Divine Miss M will give her show, knockyou off your ass and kiss you at the sametime.CWftlOIL R€CORDSBy BILL LEVINEArturo Toscanini made music with the New YorkPhilharmonic for ten years, beginning in 1925, during whatseemed to be the final triumphant years of an alreadylegendary career. He was in his sixties, and although therewas no apparent weakening of his power to mold theorchestra into a thing of beauty, no one expected him to beable to go on for long at his accii3iomed level.Understandably, as orchestral recording became a realityin the thirties, the pressure upon him to make recordingsbecame considerable, but he hated the microphone andresented the engineers, so he recorded very little, once for ashort time in the early thirties, and at the close of hisrelationship with the Philharmonic in 1936. One of the thingshe did was a complete Beethoven Seventh. It is one of themost powerful and exhilarating recordings ever made.There are a number oi reasons for this. The RCA engineersdid a good job, so that with re-mastering onto an lp the soundis fairly clear and satisfying. But the real reasons begin withthe orchestra itself, the sound thrills me. It’s everything Ihave ever wanted hear from an orchestra (but was afraid toask for). Throughout it is grand and energetic, resonant andbrilliant, massive and delicate. The winds have the rich,organ-like sound of our own Chicago Symphony Orchestra,but they play by turns with greater warmth and more life.The strings are a marvel — agile, intense, sweet, gentle!And all play with such unanimity and verve that it may still overwhelm you in this, the era of Tape Splicing and TheStudio Recording. Granted, it takes a little imagination tohear these things come from this old disc, but you need someimagination to enjoy music in the first place. And if you wantto imagine something that will make you turn green withlonging, imagine what that orchestra sounded like in theconcert hall!But all of this would not necessarily make this particularrecording what it is described as being in the quote fromRecords and Recording which stands triumphantly on thefront of the jacket; “...the most perfect performance of anyBeethoven symphony ever put on disc.” I think thisstatement may well be true, for one reason above all —the inspired conception and interpretation of Toscanini.The introduction to the first movement is grand and statelvas well as dramatic, and in many performances the con¬ductor feels the need to overdo the dramatic aspect be¬cause he is afraid that it will sound dull if he does not. Butthe real beauty of the introduction lies in the restful andgraceful foundation rhythm which is revealed when themusic is allowed to speak for itself without hurrying, as it ishere. It is like an elegant and simple frame which is revealedwhen the music is allowed to speak for itself withouthurrying, as it is here. It is like an elegant and simple framewhich cradles a beautiful painting, that is, the dance whichfollows. It never goes slack and it never hurries. One oftensees the word “incandescent” used to describe performanceslike this. I take that to mean “glows of itself”, and this is agood description of the orchestral color in the movement, which always has a warmth that makes one think of radiantheat. See if the final three chords of the movement don’t takeyour breath away.The second movement is the allegretto, which can notreally be described. All one can say is that this performancehas a rich serenity, achieved through an even tempo(considered fast in its time, it seems moderate today,compared to such performances as Szell’s), and the beautifulplay between the woodwinds and the strings. This is virtuallythe most beautiful Beethoven slow movement by acclaim,and such a performance as this tends to put the other, lesswell-performed movements at an unfair disadvantage.The scherzo comes as a typical Beethovenian jolt after theratified beauty of the allegretto. In this symphony thescherzo almost acts as a transition from the reposefulgrandeur of the first two movements to the heroic drive of thelast. The scherzo part is played with great energy at abracing tempo, and the ceremonial trio is played grandly,but at a speed which some may think of as too fast. Anyslower, however, and the movement might be too long.The final allegro con brio has been called bacchanalian anddemonic. In this performance it is merely the greatestoutpouring of sheer musical energy that I have heard,largely because of the superb pacing. The music does not runaway, but is allowed to develop a rhythm which becomesirresistable and intoxicating. 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Home baked goods.Several interesting raffles and door prizes.We know you are interested, so why not followthese simple directions-One block west ofSouth Shore Drive, comer of Colas Avenue atA/ora olTMt. GIRLSEARN UP TO>50 PER NIGHTAS ABARMAID, HOSTESS, OR DANCERYou must be at least 19 years oldand be able to work two (2) or morenights per week.CALL MISS SHARON ROBERTSATCENTURY PRODUCTIONS664-4605“€MT€R MUGHING”Mdk€9 A GOOD GMTMMCGBy MEREDITH ANTHONYEven if you don’t Enter Laughing, youwon’t go away without having thoroughlyenjoyed Joseph Stein’s adaptation of CarlReiner’s novel, as performed by the OldTown Players. Enter Laughing chronicles afew days in the life of David Kolowitz, ayoung New York jew, and his aspirations toacting in 1933.Director William L. Klaskin has staged itfor thirties camp rather than ethnic humor,strong on costume but weak on accent.Although his care to avoid racial slurs isprobably superfluous, Enter Laughing ischarming enough as a period piece and funnyenough as a situation comedy to keep youlaughing anyway.The role of David Kolowitz is presumablypatterned after the young Carl Reiner but, asNeil Shapiro plays him, we can’t imaginehim maturing into the ripe Reiner we know.The role needs a lighter touch, a broaderhumor, and a little more mischief thanShapiro gives it. His Kolowitz is morebungling than brash, more stupid than naiveand physically he looks a little too large onthe stage to be convincing. But he does rusharound with admirable zest and energy.Although the Kolowitz character is presentthroughout nearly every scene his role is not the best one, nor does his performance carrythe play. There is an impressive total ofthirteen minor roles; every one is a smallgem of characterization and every one isplayed to perfection. Mr. Klaskin deserves acitation for this miracle of casting anddirection.For one thing, everyone looks exactlyright. For instance, there is a fellow namedTom Minor who handles two small parts andlooks like the living embodiment of maleelegance in 1933.If the leading role was played down a little,the rest of the cast makes up for it. They playfor laughs.Jerry Foster does a marvelous job asMarlowe, the theatrical impresario whosefortunes are reduced but whose ego isinflated nonetheless. He struts around withhis cheeks sucked in and his chin elevated,putting his fingers to his temples andintoning fulsomely, “Oh, Gawd,” as hewatches David’s first attempts at acting.Ross Gottstein plays David’s eager andadmiring friend, Marvin, who bets him adime he won't go into acting. Gottsteinsnorts, shuffles, wiggles and lusts after thedetails of his friend’s sex life. He has a finesense of motion and gesture and turns in oneof the evening’s best and funniestperformances. Barbara Steele as David’s mother deliversher Jewish-mama double-talk, a fast patterwith impeccable logic, quite convincingly.Irmgard Lundgren deserves a specialmention for her first scene when, as Miss B,the office receptionist with Harlow-hair, asilk dress and dizzy ankle-strap shoes, shebends over the bottom drawer of a filingcabinets and wiggles her hips — much to poorDavid’s dismay.The main production flaw was the use ofmany heavy movable sets, none of which wassufficiently interesting to warrant theinterminable delays between scenes. So fewprops are necessary that it invites a singlepermanent set. During the changes,however, such catchy period show tuneswere played that the audience took toclapping and jiving around and didn’t toomuch mind the delays.The script itself could use a littletrimming. There were a couple ofsuperfluous scenes, especially a dull lovescene, set in a graveyard, whose solefunction is to remind the audience that thehero is a good boy and sincere. This is a stockdevice in American comedy which has beenworn out and should be dispensed with. A linecould be added to the program notes: “Allkidding aside, folks, this boy is sincere."Then we could all keep it in mind like the location of the fire exits.The Old Town Players are performingEnter Laughing on Friday, Saturday andSunday nights at their very comfortable littletheatre at 1718 N. 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