LAK to crown Miss UCat Wash Prom tomorrowChancellor Lawrence A. Kimpton will crown MissUniversity of Chicago tomorrow night at Washington.Promenade, to be held from 9:30 to 1:30 in Ida Noyeshall.Miss UC was chosen in an ali-campus vote on Tuesdayand Wednesday from seven finalists: Lois Adelman,candidate of Matthews house: Jane Bradka, Kelly hall;Dorthea Cayton, Phi Kappa Psi; Susan Cook, first yearmedical school; Yolanda deBruyn, Quadranglers; PatriciaDick, Esoteric; and Esther McCandless, Phi Delta Theta.Bids for the prom, which will feature the orchestraof Jim Kleeman, may still be obtained at the Reynoldsclub desk.After the dance an all-campus Interfraternity council-sponsored open house will be held at the Phi Kappa Psihouse.Allen Austil and Mrs. Marjorie Ravitts announced thatall girls living in the dorms will have “free” 3 o’clockpriviliges on the night of the Prom.15*' JiWMWW v "'v ' ♦ 7v**y**> M * s' 'l-F council reducesPhi Gam rushing fineInter-fraternity council last night voted to reduce by $50the fine levied on Phi Gamma Delta for illegal rushing prac¬tices.The council’s action followed administration sanction ofthe fine (and literally) of thefining powers of the council ina letter from Dean of StudentsRobert M. Strozier (Maroon, Feb¬ruary 22).The reduction of the fine wasmade conditional on payment byThursday’s I-F council meeting—a one week grace period.(The time limit for payment ofthe original $200 fine expired lastnight—thus the reason for the ex¬tension of the deadline.)Following the committee’s rec¬ommendation for reduction, a mo¬tion was then raised by Phi Gam¬ma Delta to suspend the fine.In presenting this motion, PhiGam stated that they felt thepurpose of the fine had been ac¬complished and nothing would begained by the council's demand¬ing payment.This motion was defeated bythe same majority vote which hadoriginally passed the fine.In voicing the council’s decisionin the reduction, Herb Gorr, pres¬ident of I-F, stated: 'The rushingrules committee of the councildecided to reduce the amount ofthe fine as a reconciliatory meas¬ure. We are looking to the futureand wish to avoid building upany animosities for councils-to-come." It is possible that if Phi Gam¬ma Delta refuses to pay thefine, the council might act to re¬move its pledging privileges. Thiswould mean that the approxi¬mately ten men which the frater¬nity has already pledged wouldnot be recognized as pledges ofPhi Gamma Delta either by thecouncil or the Student Activitiesoffice (which gives final approvalto students wishing to pledge fra¬ternities.)If such action is taken, Phi Gamcould do no further pledging un¬til such time as the council liftsits ban—either upon receipt ofpayment of the Phi Gain fine, orat the discretion of the council.In his letter Dean Stroziermade it clear that he was notcondemning Phi Gam in his up¬holding of the council.Strozier wrote: “I am uphold¬ing the action of the Inter-fra¬ternity council after the ma¬tured possible deliberationover the case of the councilagainst Phi Gamma Delb. Iconcur in the action of the eoun-c.l in ruling that the pledgingof four men before the begin¬ning of the official rushing pe¬riod was in violation of thespirit of the rushing regula¬tions.’* Vol. 65, No. 26 University of Chicago, Friday, February 22, 1957SG passes Bill of Rights;to debate other documentsby Norman LewakAnother step was taken toward reorganization of SG Tuesday night as an amended Stu¬dent Bill of Rights was passed by the Government.Also passed was a bill dealing with expulsion of members and two bills dealing with thestudent service center.The Bill of Rights passed was quite similar to the old one, with only minor changes. Itwill be presented to the campus this spring in referendum along with other documents Whichthe Government will be con¬sidering at its next meetings.Among the major changes tobe debated will be moving SGelections to the spring (a Consti¬tutional change). NSA delegateswould either be elected in the win¬ter, elected at the same time asthe SG members, or elected by theAssembly — depending on whichmethod the Government chooses.Another important change tobe considered is an 'Increase inthe jurisdiction and powers of theStudent - Faculty - AdministrationCourt (a change in the Statute ofPowers). In addition to havingthe power to derecognize, thecourt would be granted the powerof fining an organization it findsguilty.The jurisdiction of the Court,under the proposed Statute,would be extended to the consid¬eration of the internal affairs ofstudent organizations. A memberof any organization would be ableto petition the Court to grant aninjunction against an action orregulation of that organization ifthe action or regulation wasdeemed by the Court to be “inconflict with the constitution orlike documents of said organiza¬tion.” The Student Code is theother document to be considered.It contains regulations for therecognized student organizations.No major changes in the regula¬tory provisions were recommend¬ed by the commission.Members to be triedThe bill dealing with the expul¬sion of members was proposed byTimothy Essien (SRP-soc), the minority leader. It was supportedby Rick Karlin (ISL-phy sci), themajority leader.Seven members were cited for“neglect of duty” and will beasked to appear before the nextmeeting to answer these charges.The GrOvernment may expelmembers for “neglect of duty” bya two-mirds vote' of the Assem¬bly. The by-laws define “neglectof duty” as failure to attend 50per cent of the Assembly meet¬ings during a quarter.Karlin explained that thosecited had missed much more than50 per cent of the meetings. Sincethe meeting was recessed (to thecall of the chair), the next meet¬ing will be a continuation of thislast one. The trial will occur atthe following meeting.The members cited were:John Alex (Ind-law), MortonBrody (Ind-law), Richard Hanson(Ind-law), Hafeez Kahn (SRP-soc), Art Levin (ISL-bi sci), BillLloyd (SRP-med), and Harry Lo-pas (SRP-med).Pass service center billsA minimum wage for servicecenter employees and a documentto govern the department of stu¬dent services was reported by thecampus action committee (newname for student needs commit¬tee) and passed by the Assembly.The minimum wage will be$1.20 an hour for regular em¬ployees and $1.30 an hour formanagerial employees. Herb Zip-peri an (ISL-col), committee chair¬man, said that he hoped the Uni¬versity would follow SG’s lead and raise its minimum wage.' The department of studentservices will, according to theother bill, act as a “control board’*for the various services of SG.Zipperian said that the purposeof the bill was to make the stu¬dent services autonomous fromthe politics of SG. They would berun strictly as civil services.photo by FinstoaTimothy EssienChileans guestPresent at the meeting werenine Chilean students whoare touring the country underthe auspices of the US Nation¬al Student association. Afterthe meeting, a reception intheir honor was held in IdaNoyes at which the leader ofthe delegation presented SGPresident Don Miller with apennant of the University ofChile as a token of friendship.No fooling, Maroon really 'seized' Fridayby Gary MokotoffThe campus had a chance to fool the Maroon staff last Friday when the entire press runof the regular weekly edition of the campus newspaper was “stolen” from the Maroon’sprinters and kept off campus until 1:30 in the afternoon.The UC students who accomplished the feat apparently had a good knowledge of Maroonprocedure as well as of the UC administration.Just after midnight last Friday morning, Herbert Gross, who delivers the Maroons, re¬ceived a call from a personwho said that he was from theMaroon’s printer and that thepapers would not be ready until7:30 that morning.When Gross arrived at theprinter, the papers were alreadygone.At approximately the same the far northwest side of Chicago.Western Union said that the tele¬gram was charged to Robert“Stroza” at a Chicago Loop hotel.At about 11 am, Grossman de¬cided to inform the campus policeabout the theft and ask them tohelp the Maroon look through thetime ,haf Gross reached the print- looELOzn-!dl?°" often, Grossman felt that theGrossman was awakened by aphone call. It was a telegramWhich read, “ISSUE ABOMIN¬ABLY POOR. RETURNING pa¬pers FORTHWITH CARE OFGEORGE. BOB” (Strozier).The rest of. the morning wasspent trying to trace down“George” and attempting to findOut who sent the telegram.Look for GeorgeIn quest of “George,” Gross-man contacted George, the co*Owner of UT (University Tavern•t 55th and University); George, campus police wouldn’t believehim. As a matter of fact, whenGrossman later spoke to Guy Ly¬man, head of campus police, Ly¬man shook Grossman’s hand andsaid jokingly, “You’re the biggestliar I’ve ever met.”The next few minutes werespent in frantic calls to membersof the UC administration to askthem to call the campus police forthe Maroon. Many of the deanswere not in their office, but final¬ly Mrs. Mary Alice Newman, di¬rector of student activities, was“as&GUC fh ontacM, and made the call'. ?hecharge1 of developing!!! eleven ~ ^ “**>'"*• ,tried George H. Jones chemical The Maroon staff decided tolaboratories. All were dead ends. Put their heads together to tryThe telegram was traced by to figure out who pulled theWestern Union to a coin box on stunt. Since few people know the location of the Maroon’s printer,the field was narrowed down tocertain members of a UC men’shonorary society, known for thegreat store of “secret” informa¬tion in its files.Contact Mr. XThe Maroon contacted one ofthe members (who shall remainanonymous since all the Maroonhas is some excellent circumstan¬tial evidence) and told Mr. X thatthe Maroons were stolen and thatanother 8500 copy press run wasabout to be ordered at a cost of$200.Mr. X told the Maroon not topanic and said he would be gladto do the paper a great favor byhelping to look for the issue.After Mr. X drove to Ida Noyes,the location of the Maroon’s of¬fices, four members of the Ma¬roon staff piled into Mr. X’s carto look for the stolen issue. TheMaroon suggested that the grouplook for the papers off campussince by this time someone onCampus would have spotted the.bundles and phoned the office.But Mr. X was insistent on look¬ing around campus. The Maroondecided to give its bloodhound (and number one suspect) plentyof loose rope, possibly enough forhim to hang himseif.Searchers in Swift, Cobb, Jones,Kent and the Bookstore endedwith still no Maroons. WhileGrossman and Maroon businessmanager Gary Mokotoff went tothe campus police to find out ifthey had found the papers, Mr. X,Mrs. X (he even had a moll) andLarry Kessler, Maroon advertis¬ing manager, went to the admin¬istration building.Try Watkins’ officeMr. X suggested to Kessler thatthey try George Watkins’ office.Kessler informed him that theyhad already done that in themorning. Mr. X was insistentsee “Steal Maroons,” page 6 “Over my dead body will any¬one steal another issue of theMaroon,” said Ronald J. Gross-man, Maroon editor, as hoposed atop last week’s stolenedition.The 15 bundles, comprisingthe entire press run of the cam¬pus newspaper was lifted fromthe Maroon’s printers and re¬turned to campus — neatlywrapped in brown paper — incare of George Watkins, UCvice president in charge of de¬velopment.The Maroon found the bun¬dles at 1:30 Friday afternoon inthe freight elevator of facultyexchange.2 • CHICACO MAROON • Feb. 22, 195761 BROADWAY, NEW YORK 6. N. Y.Blame realtors for segregationA glowing steel ingot and a room-cooling air conditioner are atopposite ends of anybody’s thermometer—yet Allied Chemicalis concerned with both.It’s as simple as this: The heart of the air conditioner is therefrigerant. In this case, it’s Genetron, a product of our Gen¬eral Chemical Division. This same division also supplies theacids used in the processing of steel. 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Hoisted8 p.m. tonight Chopin Club1547 Leavitt3 p.m. SundoyAdm. 90cAuspices:Film Forum AN 3-1877by Harold Bernhardt1 The Negro ghetto in Chi¬cago was thoroughly exposedby Ted Cobb and Ken Greenof the Chicago Urban league lastSunday night before an absorbedaudience of 40 persons at Inter¬national house’s third educationalmeeting of the winter quarteraeries.Green, research director of theurban league, cited statisticsshowing that the proportion ofNegroes to whites has nationallyfallen from 193 out of every 1,000persons in 1790 to 109, in 1955.However, the present Negro popu¬lation of 509,000 in Chicago is ex¬pected to grow to 831,000 in 1960,"one of every five Chicagoans be¬ing Negro then.”.Negroes urbanizeGreen likened the urban move¬ment of Negroes to “segregation©n . . . a grand scale where peo¬ple are being funneled into areaswithout much alternative. Ne¬groes come from a matrix of seg¬regation practices in the South,”he asserted, “and they go throughchannels enroute elsewhere, andare not allowed to deviate fromthem.”“It’s as if Negroes were told:TDK, you can migrate from someof the South—but just to certain cities, and when you get thereyou will be further segregated inemployment and. housing.’ ” Pre¬senting data on this urban move¬ment of Negroes, Green pointedout that it is still less than theinter - state movement rate ofwhites.Green next drew on a recentdoctoral dissertation by DavidWallace at Harvard, entitled“Residential concentration of Ne¬groes in Chicago,” to tie up hisstatistical presentation. Accord¬ing to the Wallace study, a 500-page thesis available on micro¬film at Harper library, the fac¬tors of low income, ethnic attrac¬tion, and self-segregation are not“the most significant determi¬nants for the residential concen¬tration of Negroes.”The main factor in the form¬ing and maintaining of the Ne¬gro ghetto “is the manipula¬tion and direction of housingalternatives for Negroes. Thisis done in a way to make in¬dividual choices appear as vol¬untary self-segregation.”According to Wallace, whilepublic housing has contributed tothe lowering of the concentration,these contributions have obscuredits much greater effect in creatingextensions to the ghetto. Urban renewal, other than public hous¬ing, acts to reduce Negro livingspace, deny areas to Negroes, andboth institutionalizes and extendsthe ghetto.The relatively few persons andorganizations responsible formanipulating ghetto housing,such as various real estate groups,are vulnerable in the sense thatthey are “significantly dependenton official government supportfor their endeavors,” he con¬tinued. •Identify groups.“Finally, the main job that re¬mains is to specifically identifythe persons and groups playingroles in the enforcing of residen¬tial segregation and thus setthem up as objects for informedsocial action.”Ted Cobb, community servicesdirector of the urban league, il¬lustrated the statistical data bydescribing his own effort to finda place to live upon arriving inChicago from Nebraska sixmonths ago.“A number of agencies to whomI called said over the phone ‘yes,we have a lovely apartment insuch and such a section.’ Thenthey would ask ‘For whom areyou working?’ When I said theChicago urban league, it was as if the agency person had gottenon a bicycle, he pedaled away sofast. ‘Just a minute, let me check—oh, I’m sorry, but the apart¬ment was just signed up; any¬way you wouldn’t want it, it costtoo much, etc..’”“I pay a color tax where I livenow,” Cobb continued, “of about$25 per month. There are still oneor two whites left who pay $25less than I, but they probablywon’t elect to pay the color taxwhen their leases elapse.”Seeking adequate housing outof the ghetto, Cobb declared,has “created what amounts to afrontier ‘in the field of race re¬lations. The individual whoseeks a home must be a pio¬neer.”Aren’t concernedNegro persons moving to a“white area” aren’t concernedwith living next to white people.Nor are they concerned, he point¬ed out, with extending democ¬racy. “They are just individualsseeking a better place in which tolive. People wearing the badgeof color who must endure verbal,psychological, and physical abuse—they are just seeking releasefrom the kind of situation docu¬mented by the statistics we gave.”“Suppose,” Cobb asked, “all ofred hotandcool cool COMFORT u» jij uus iuum wun our ramineswere constrained to live in asingle house originally built forjust one faimly. How would weall sleep in one bed, use one bath¬room, cook in one kitchen? Wedbe standing in line all the time.”The situation In which minor¬ity groups In Chicago areplaced, he continued, might wellbe called a crisis situation asregards “nearly every area ofnormal living, and it is notabout to get any better untilthe fundamentals of segrega-tion are attacked.”Cobb defined integration as“that condition which prevails inany society in which an individualis permitted access to all the op¬portunities generally available toall.” When someone says that agroup is not ready for integra¬tion, what can possibly bemeant?” he asked in conclusion.“That a man is not ready for ajob, that his wife is not readyfor a home, that his child is notready to receive medical treat¬ment or enter a play area?”Queried about urban leagueactivities, Cobb said that whileprecise data had to be researchedcontinuously, the league, over 50years old and interracial through-out its structure, was not simplya fact - gathering service. “Wefunction as we’re doing now atthis meeting,” he noted. “We feelthat community service can pulltogether organized groups tofunction in the i n t e r e s t of thewhole community.“We think that people whenpresented with the facts of awrongful situation will wantto do somet hing a tout it.”MODEL CAMERAHyde Park's most completephoto and hobby shopExport modelsNSA Discount13 42 E. 55th HY 3-0259Feb. 22, 1957 • CHICAGO MAROON • 3Hilberry new director Tenants leaving pre-tabs;Dr. Norman Hilberry has been named director of !„ Razing date still uncertainNational laboratory, Chancellor Lawrence A. Kimpton an¬nounced Wednesday.The University operates the laboratory for the Atomic EnergyCommission.Hillberry succeeds Dr. Walter Zinn, who resigned June 30, 1956.Hilberry has served as deputy director since the laboratory’s estab¬lishment in 1946 by the Army’s Manhattan District.The laboratory, located near Lemont, became the successor to thewartime metallurgical project at the university which developedthe atom bomb.Hilberry has been closely associated with the development ofnuclear energy since pre-World War II days. In 1941 he was namedassistant to Dr. Arthur H. Compton, head of the metallurgical project.He was a member of the group of 41 scientists who witnessed thefirst controlled nuclear chain reaction on Dec. 2, 1942.Wife dominates marriageafter 50, says NeugartenThe wife replaces the husband as the dominating memberof a family as married couples pass their fifties, a UC soci¬ologist said Saturday.This reversal of the roles between husband and wife wasreported by Mrs. Bernice L.Neugarten, assistant professorof sociology, at the eighth an¬nual symposium of UC’s commit¬tee on human development. Herreport summarized research sheand David L. Gutmann, a gradu¬ate student, conducted in KansasCity, under the committee’s studyOf aging.Using a projective testing tech¬nique the two investigators ob¬tained the reactions of 131 menand w'omen representing sociallevels from the lower economicclass to upper-middle class.The method, which reveals at¬titudes and judgments an indi¬vidual usually keeps hidden, ormay be unaware he holds, in¬volved reactions to a picture. This6howed a group consisting of ayoung man and young womanand an older couple. Those inter¬viewed were asked to say whatthe picture represented.There were marked differencesIn the responses as between menand women in the 40-55 year age by Bob HalaszThe second big block of pre-fab housing units, located at 60th and Greenwood, will be torndown in the near future. This was indicated by the vacancy of the first two or three rowsof units recently.According to original plans, the pre-fabs were due to be razed late this spring, but WestonL. Krogman, University business manager, said that plans were still indefinite and the demo¬lition contract has not been let as yet. Angus Turner, supervisor in charge of maintenanceof pre-fabricated housing saidgroup and those In the 55-70 agelevel.Responses of the younger cou¬ples assumed thfe man was thehead of the family. The oldergroup saw the woman as the headof the household, with the manwithdrawn, a “thinker” wno nolonger asserted himself.Sex or social status did notinfluence the tenor of the re¬sponses. Both the older andyounger age groups, the investi¬gators found, assumed the oldercouple in the picture was of theirown age. plans were still indefinite, butthat the big block of pre-fabsmight not come down until latesummer.The pre-fabs which have beenvacated already present a prob¬lem, because if they are razedbefore the others, constructionwork might present a safety haz¬ard to the children of the remain¬ing tenants. Last year, the Dudleyfield residents complained aboutjust such a situation, and con¬struction was held up. On the oth¬er hand, if the vacant units areleft standing, unauthorized per¬sons might move in. B-J residentshave been warned by their househeads to avoid going by tne va¬cant pre fabs at night.The Greenwood block of pre¬fabs is among the 341 units whichwere built in 1947 to accomodateWorld War II veterans and other►►►► B O R DO N E* Movers and Light Hauling!VI 6-9832vvvvvvvvFlowers for Wash PromfromMitzie’s Flower ShopTwo convenient stores1301 G. 55th St. 1235 E. 63rd St.Ml 3-4020 ip 3-5353 married students. At the time,enrollment was heavy and thehousing shortage extremely se¬vere. The prefabs violated thecity zoning laws, and were per¬mitted only by special ordinance.In 1955, the ordinance expired,but the University was aole tosecure a one-year extension. Lastyear, one of the blocks of housingunits, Dudley field, was torn dow'nto make way for the new girlsdorms being built in back of IdaNoyes.Site for law schoolThe space now occupied by theGreenwood pre fabs will be thesite of the new law school build¬ing, which is being built with acombination of general Univer¬sity funds, a Ford foundation grant, and private contributions.With the new American Bar cen¬ter on the immediate east, the lawschool is expected to form thenucleus of the country’s largestcenter of legal research.The law school is currently farovercrowded in its present quar¬ters, and for that reason has hadto limit enrollment drastically.The present law building wasbuilt in 1903, President TheodoreRoosevelt laying the cornerstone.EUROPE20 Countries, 70 DaysSummer '57—$1325, all expensesEurope for Collegians255 SequoiaPasadena, California(WASHINGTON(PROMENADEonly all campus formal dancewill be held on the entire first floor ofIda Noyes hallFebruary 23, 1957Saturday,9:30 p.m. to 1:30 a.m. Bids $4.00You smoke refreshed• menthol fresh• rich tobacco taste• most modern filter . Take a puff—it’s Springtime! Light up a filter-tip Salem and find a smokethat refreshes your taste the way Springtime does you. It’s a new idea in smok¬ing—menthol-fresh comfort... rich tobacco taste...pure, white modern filter!They’re all in Salem to refresh your taste. Ask for Salem—you’ll love ’em!Salem refreshes your taste4 • CHICAGO MAIOOH • Feb. 22, 1957EditorialGag on ‘Maroon’ is as funnyas ‘Maroon’ gag on campusMuch debate is possible on whichwas the funnier gag: the one pulled bythe Maroon on the campus Tuesday, orthe one pulled by the unknown gagsterson the Maroon, Friday.We do not think it makes much dif¬ference. They both were funny. Weenjoyed the first joke a little earlierthan most people; we enjoyed the sec¬ond a little later than most. However,we did enjoy them both.Swipers of the Maroon, whoever you are, we congratulate you. It was a wellplanned and well executed job. No de¬tail was overlooked; no slip-up wasmade.In the "stolen" issue, we editoriallypraised UC for having an administra¬tion that would never commit such anact as seizing the Maroons. We shouldnow like to praise UC for having stu¬dents with the ingenuity and gumptionto pull off such a stunt.But please, once a year is enough!GADFLY MUCH ADOABOUT GAGGING(Tune: “Who’s Going to Investigate the Man Who Investigatesthe Man Who Investigates Me?”)Did they seize the gag issueOr was the gag the issueThat said that the gag issue was seized?Are our liberties being squeezedOr are we just being teased?Shall we make an issueOf the gagging of the issueOr shall we look at the issue as a gag?Shall we see our enemyIn Strozier or the rag?One more problem, if you please,There’s still another snag:How do we know they didn’t gagThe issue that said. “The issue that said,‘The gag issue was seized’ was a gag?”— Dick FrederieksenChicago MaroonCLASSIFIEDSStudent rate 5c per word. Others 10c per word. Phone Ml 3-0800. Ext. 3265Needed: a return to normalcySome man (it could not have been a woman), once said: "What this countryneeds is a good five-cent cigar." In recent times that familiar adage has beenchanged to: "What the University of Chicago needs is a good reputation." Help wanted For saleThe reputation of beingtation of being a cultural spot,it has. And the reputation ofattracting students from thelour corners of the earth it has.But what the University of Chi¬cago has that it would like to getrid of, is the reputation of beingone of the four corners of theearth; in more colloquial terms, a"square.” This is a fact—a factwhich the institution and its stu¬dents are constantly confrontedwith when among other universi¬ties, and among other friends.We of the University of Chica¬go know that the solution to our"bad” reputation is due to a lack©f understanding by the outsideworld. Yet there are two billionpeople on this earth, and the taskof promoting understanding issomething a little larger thanany one group can accomplish.Therefore, the solution to theproblem must be in public rela¬tions.Supposedly the University ofChicago has a public relations de¬partment. It may not be knownby that name, but it is more orless responsible for the “selling”of the University of Chicago. Itsjob is a difficult one.How can you tell the Americanpublic that a university is a uni¬versity without football? Howcan you sell a university to theAmerican public when they knowvery well that UC fraternitieshave been reduced to “holes inthe ground”? How could any uni- iversity or ^mcago neeas is a gooa reputation,an outstanding intellectual center, it has. The repu-verslty where the atomic bombwas partially developed appeal tothe standards of the American“quiz crazy” public? Then too,how can you sell anything to theAmericans that’s been touched byHutchins? The job of public rela¬tions is a difficult one.What can public relations putin a UC catalog?—nothing morethan a few photographs of theMidway and Rockefeller chapel,where one who had never attend¬ed the University of Chicago,on reading this catalog, wouldthink classes were held there. AUC catalog is a depressing picture—milling students here and thereas if they were waiting for breador a riot.The official rumor is that theadministration would like to in¬crease the population of our insti¬tution. They side-track the realissue, public relations, when theyspeak about lowering the stand¬ards in relation to increasing theenrollment. The University ofChicago isn’t attracting all thegeniuses to its doors, and we onlyflatter ourselves by griping aboutstandards. I repeat: the real issueis public relations.Football is not going to comeback; fraternities aren’t going torise; there’s nothing much youcan do about history in referenceto atomic history, and the Hutch¬ins era has had its definite ef¬fects. Now we’re back to the oldquestion: Does the University ofChicago want increased enroll¬ment and a better reputationwithout altering its academicstandards? By the actions of the administration the answer is yes.Then the only solution — theonly “shot in the arm” can be bet¬ter public relations. And betterpublic relations demands socialreforms. Then and only then area number of problems solved. Yes,better public relations is the UC’scure-all.Public relations, however, arenot the sole concern of the ad¬ministration. It should be the con¬cern of the University of Chicagostudent body. Only rarely is heard:“Let’s maintain our standards.We don’t want every Tom andHarry running around this cam¬pus. It will ruin our academicstandards.”No one can deny that this is avalid argument as far as it goes.Certainly this (these) person(s)(that plural stands for 95 percent), doesn’t (don’t) want nor¬malcy. They didn’t come to theUniversity of Chicago to mature.They came to hide*—hide withPlato and Aristotle. Good publicrelations would expose them towhat they are trying to escapefrom. The University of Chicagomust decide whether it will con¬tinue to be a school of learningor become a social haven for in¬adequate people.A few generations ago, the pub¬lic relations department of theUniversity of Chicago sold many“born here, die here” policies.Today, public relations must un¬sell these policies—sell no more,or secede from the union.Save your confederate money.Regulus RESEARCH SPECIALIST. Our LibraryResearch Department is planning a ma¬jor expansion program. We need severaladditional persons to handle subscriberinquiries. 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Mary.H, K and L—congratulations on coup.Would return Gadfly privileges tor con¬fession or Information leading to namesof culprits. And the newspaper articles—well, we’ve been had!! Gagger.N.D.—You're the moot beautiful girl.E.DMerle—Oio6e the windows, you’re lettingfiles in the house . . .LM—SR likes emerald cut diamonds . .,big vons . . . ho.k? Somevon who knows.Alice—Stop making eyfis at all the Chilebeans you happen to see. Just becausesomeone is charming, rich, handsome,sweet, loveable, faithful, considerate andirresistible doesn’t mean that you haveto . . . what am I saying ... go rightahead. Mother.JC—Rauol wants you and needs you. . . please don’t miss another dancinglesson. Cha cha . . . cha cha cha.~Y\\ c^caf}°11 laroonIssued every Friday throughout the school year and intermittently during thesummer quarter, by the publisher, the Chicago Maroon, 1212 East 59 street, Chi¬cago 37, Illinois. Telephones: Editorial office, Midway 3-0800, ext. 3266; Businessand advertising office, Midway 3-0800, ext. 3265. Subscriptions by mail, $3 peryear. Business office hours: 2 pm to 5 pm, Monday through Friday.Editor-in-chief Ronald J. GrossmanManaging editor Norman LewakBusiness manager Gary MokotoffAdvertising manager. Lawrence D KesslerNews editors Rochelle Dubnow, Bob HalaszCulture editor .Dave ZackLecture editor Harold BernhardtCopy editor Betsy KirtleyProduction manager .....Jeon KwonSports Editor George KarcazesEditorial assistant Bob BrownCalendar editor Jeanne HerrickOffice manager Art ToitelPhotographers Roland Finston, Bob WilsonCortoonists Kent Flannery, Dick Montgomery, Gwen WeberReporters Mary Finkle, Oliver Lee,Ray Coparros, Marge Russell, Dove Schlessinger, Phyllis Henrye editorOn guard Green girlsSelf-styled champion'accepts challengeThe UC female controversyended in much the same wayas it began. It faded in and itfaded out. And after all wassaid and done things were prettymuch the same as they had beenbefore; all except Mr. Caparros.He was branded for all time asthe champion of bigger and betterfemhles at the University of Chi¬cago.Many will remember that dur¬ing the controversy, the Greenhouse girls championed thewomen’s cause through the me¬dium of the Green house coffeehour. The Green house girls wentso far as to tell Mr. Caparros toput up or shut up. They invitedhim to a coffee hour with the ex¬pressed intention of convincinghim that the UC girls weren’t thatbad after all. At first it seemed asif Mr. Caparros was going to put up—he accepted their invitation.That Thursday night, two hun¬dred students were present at theGreen house in Mr. Caparros’honor. Mr. Caparros shut up—hefailed to show. Now here is thedeep dark secret of why Mr. Ca¬parros failed to show: at thattime (in the midst of the contro¬versy), it would have been unfairto invite Mr. Caparros to any so¬cial function which had as its pur¬pose to make Mr. Caparros “eathis words.” Besides, the UC girlswere ready for attack.So now that everything is againback to its normal pattern, Mr.Caparros will appear at the Greenhouse coffee hour, Thursday, Feb.28, 1957. At this time, the con¬troversy will end and the fun willbegin. Mr. Caparros is not afraidof girls.Mr. Caparros 'Terrorism' a strong wordI very much wish that inthe promotion of the Com¬bined Jewish appeal campaign,the reporter would have ab¬stained from claiming that theJewish refugees from Egypt werethe victims of “terrorism.” Ter- Egyptian action as “terrorism,” Iwonder what word wouk'. bechosen to describe the actions ofthe Israeli army in the Gaza sti’ip,in Kfar Kassem, and Kahn Yunis,where children and women werethe fatal victims of some mis¬guided Israeli soldiers.I also wish that the Hillel peo¬ ple, who have the reputation ofseeking better treatment of theminorities, should have soughtfunds to provide assistance to theArab victims of Israeli and An*glo-French attacks upon Egypt.Or does the Hillel humanity e»tend to the Jews alone? |Brijen K. Guptarorism is a strong word.I do not mean to imply that, fol¬lowing the Israeli attack uponEgypt, the Jews have not beenvictims of discrimination andforceful expulsions. They havebeen. Whatever may have beenthe Israeli provocation, the ac¬tion of the Egyptian governmentneeds to be condemned.Since it is a relative world, itmust in all fairness be said thatboth before and after the Israeliinvasion of Sinai the Egyptiangovernment has behaved muchless discriminatorily towards itsJewish minority, than has theIsraeli government towards itsArab minority. And if still somepeople would insist in calling the TWO CAN LIVEAS CHEESILY AS ONENow in the final months of the school year, one thingis certain: you and your roommate are not speaking.But it is not too late to patch things up. Examine therift calmly. Search your soul with patience. Perhapsthe fault is yours. Perhaps you are guilty of violatingsome of the basic rules of roommate etiquette.'Gag' issue sad commentaryon Maroon's inadeq uacies For instance, in decorating your room, have youforced your preferences on your roommate without re¬gard to his or her tastes? This is a common cause offriction. Indeed, it once happened to me back in my fresh¬man year when I was sharing a room with a boy namedRimsky Sigafoos who covered every inch of our wallwith 850 pictures of James Dean.It was pleasant to be told byMr. Grossman that “many . ..had hearty laughs” at the Ma¬roon “gag issue” and that “alarge number of UC students andfaculty were taken in.” It’s thefirst I’d heard of either. It wasnot . so pleasant to find the Ma¬roon, on top of six months’ ful¬some crawling before even theimagined displeasure of “author¬ities,” finding nothing on campusworth trying to satirize exceptthe possibility of student dissent.Apparently the wildest comicfancy of the editors could imagineno diversity of “campus reaction”to the “seizure,” beyond praisefor the Maroon. “Better thisyear?” (in typography and cul¬ture coverage, perhaps.) Insteadof polling each other on how welltheir gag went over, why didn'tthe editors walk out and use theirears?The saddest aspect of Mr.Grossman’s persistent toadying(need I remind readers of the in¬cidents Swift, Hitler. Comment,etc.?! is that it isn’t necessary.Mr. Swift’s dignified objectioncertainly asked for nothing morecraven than a dignified retrac-I would appreciate so muchif you make a big favor to me.I’m studing (sic) English onmy high school course and Ilike very much the English.My teacher Spoken for me thebest way better “My English” isif I can maintain correspondencewith some girl in a really englishspeaking, so f’ll try to do it, ifyou can help me with this favour,I’m asking now.You can see how good this canbe for me.You will be kind to give the at¬tached letter to some girl whow i s h maintain correspondencewith me.Hoping soon for your favourof answer I’m at your orders andpresenting many thanks forevery thing. *(Editor’s note: Enclosed withthe foregoing was another let¬ter, addressed as follows:)Dear girl,I’m a student in high schoolhere in my country and I appre¬ciate so much if you may main¬tain correspondence with me, be¬cause my mean intention at all isto practite (sic) my so bad knowl¬edge, attending to my teacher’sadvice. tion. Dean Strozier certainly can¬not enjoy being characterized asa man of whose amusement at agentle joshing we have to bereassured. Nor must he enjoy theimplications of the use of hisphotograph prominently at leastonce in every issue (Mrs. Strozieroccasionally standing in).It is probably beyond the ca¬pacity of any single editor to de¬stroy the Maroon’s potential as atruly independent student voice;but with so many pernicious pre¬cedents on the campuses, I wouldfeel easier if just once that poten-tfal were exercised.Most students recognized the“gag” not because of mastheadsand factual errors, but because itwas so out of character for thepresent Maroon - to have triedanything healthily outrageous.Probably few' even rememberedthat in October 1951 Dean Stroz¬ier actually felt compelled to oustan editor and suspend the Ma¬roon. Mr. Grossman’s gag issuemade its sad point: the Maroonhas made its own gag and !s wear¬ing it with pride.George E. Starbuck(Editor’s note; Once again, theMaroon staff reassures its read-May be some day I’ll go to USthen I’ll be ready have—you—whowill help me when it will be neces¬sary, helping to learn the thingsI need. *If some day you come here, inthis “End Worid” I’ll be glad tomeet you with all the pleasure,too. By while I can’t go there be¬cause I have not yet my militaryobligation.Thanking you for maintain cor¬respondence with me, answeringmy letters. Waiting for you ap-pologize my mistakes and writeto me about them, and presentingmany thanks for every thing.Antonio Elber SuzanoR. Coronel Monjardin 275Caixa Postal 177Vitoria, Espirito SantoBrazil. ers, as well as Mr. Starbuck, thatmembership on the staff is opento all students, and that writingcopy for the newspaper is a muchsurer way of bringing out theMaroon’s “potential as a truly in¬dependent student voice” thanwriting letters to the editor. Thisis not to say that we do not wel¬come and solicit comment fromour readers: but the cold factsare that there are easier (and per¬haps more pleasant for all con¬cerned) ways of “changing” theMaroon.)Local ’distinction'becoming warpedHurrahs and roses are dueMessrs. Veysey, Norris andtheir spearheaded OAF (Or¬ganization for Anti-football-ism) (Maroon, Feb. 8) for theirappointed efforts of speaking“for that considerable portion ofthe. student body opposed to thereturn of football” here at UC. It’ssurprising that they acknowledgethe apparent presight and inter-est of the administration by refer¬ring to the subtle operations ofthe admissions office.Perhaps they, in their militantcampaign, will see fit to closeBartlett gym, Ida Noyes, the field-house, etc., so as to further broad¬en their admiration of non-con¬formity and uniqueness.I cannot but feel that this localdistinction is becoming somewhatwarped when I attend a basket¬ball game viewed by thirty-fivestudents, a Fine Arts program inMandel hall heard by fifty or sixtystudents, and the smoke-filleddens on 55th street where thatother type of spirit leads to blankfaces, bloodshot eyes and stand¬ing-room-only long into the morn¬ing hours.Something is lacking—whetherit be football, school spirit, a“Freesocial movement,” non-con¬formity, or Saturday afternoonemotionalism—something is lack¬ing.Bernie HansonLetter policyThe Maroon publishes letters to the editor on subjectsof interest to the student body. Such letters are sub¬ject to editing if longer than 250 words. No unsignedletters will be printed under any circumstances. However,the write's name will be withheld, or noms de plumeused, on request.Wants help with English “Rimsky,” I said to him in gentle reproof, “pleasedon’t think me unduly, but I had hoped to put a pictureof my fiancee Mary Beth Thermidor on the wall.”Rimsky examined the picture of my fiancee Mary BethThermidor. “You’re kidding, of course,” he said anddropped the picture in the wastebasket.Well, that got my dander up, and I was mad as a wethen till Rimsky gave me a Philip Morris Cigarette.As we all know, there is nothing like a mild, natural,Philip Morris. Treats a man right. No filter, no foolin’lAnger melts and frowns become smiles with PhilipMorris, all seems right in the world, and no man’s handis turned against you, nor yours against any man.So, puffing a pacifying Philip Morris, I forgot allabout Rimsky’s slight to Mary Beth Thermidor. In fact,with her picture out of sight, I soon forgot all aboutMary Beth Thermidor, too, and one night at the Fresh¬man Frolic, spying a round young coed over in a corner,I came up to her and said with a fetching leer, “Excuseme, miss. We don’t know each other, but I would liketo rectify that sad omission.” And she said, “Oh, youhorrid, horrid youth! I am your fiancee Mary BethThermidor.” With that she stomped furiously away, andthough I tried to win her back with Philip Morrises, shewas beyond recall. I, utterly shattered, signed on as acabin boy with the Cunard Line and am today, aged 53,the oldest cabin boy on the North Atlantic run.But i digress. We were talking about roommate eti¬quette. Let us turn mnV to the matter of share and sharealike. Have you shared everything equally? Drawerspace? Closet space? Study space? And here’s one thatoften causes trouble — hobby space.When, for example, I roomed with Rimsky Sigafoos,my hobby was stamp collecting. I did not take up muchroom. All I needed was a small corner for my stamps,my album, my magnifying glass, and my tongue. Rimsky,on the other hand, was by hobby a cat burglar. Hardlya night went by when he didn’t burgle twenty or thirtycats. You can imagine how crowded our little room usedto get! Many’s the time I got so exasperated that it tooktwo or three rich, natural Philip Morrises to restore mynative sweetness. ®Max Shulman, 195TWe, the makers of Philip Morris and sponsors of this column,know that you and your roommate are getting along just fine.But if you ever do have a little tiff, don’t try a peace pipe.Try a good, natural smoke — Philip Morris!*/V«>'■ v.’.yr, V*: »y. \ -\• vv\VV\— r* • CHICACO MAROON • Feb. 22, 1957Coming events on quadranglesFriday 22 FebruaryDonation of clothing for 350 fire victimsat 6048 Blackstone, children, men,•women’s clothes wanted, deposit atbarbershlp, 1358 E 61.Le cercle franrais, "Conference: lapresse francalse,’’ M F de la Maison-neuve, 1st and 4th Fri of month, 4 pm,Ida Noyes.Walgreen lectures, "Managerial societyand the welfare state,” prof Cochran,4;30 pm, Soc scl 122.Doc film: Scarlet street, series ticketonly, $1.50 at door, last of series, 7:15and 9:15 pm, Soc scl 322.Bahai world faith discussion, all wel¬come, 8 pm, Ida Noyes.University concert, "Claremont stringquartet,” Marc Gottlieb, VladimirWeisman violin, William Schoen vio¬la, Irving Klein cello, 8:30 pm, Man-del hall, $1.50.Hillel fireside, "Jewish life In the SovietUnion,” history prof Leopold Haimson,8:30 pm, Hillel house, 5715 Woodlavn(Sabbath service, 7:45 pm)Chicago Review staff meeting, 8:30 pm,Ida Noyes east lounge.Saturday 23 FebruaryCostumed model drawing class, mate¬rials supplied, free, weekly, 9 am-12noon, Lexington 210.Track meet, track club Invitational,males running only, 2 and 7 pm, Fieldhouse.Bach singers rehearsal, 1:30 pm, Chapelhouse.Science Fiction club lecture, "Sciencefiction vs mass media,” Robert Blochauthor, Fritz Leiber, author, 8 pm,Int house, free.Wash Prom, sponsored by Stu¬dent Union. Attractions: acolonial Walter, two bands.9:30 pm to 1:30 am, Ida Noyes.-$4 a bid.Radio broadcast, "Sacred Note,” week¬ly, 10:15 pm, WBBM. Lutheran communion service, 10 am,Hilton chapel.Radio broadcast, "Science makes theheadlines,” disapproves basic physicsprinciple of parity and its importance,prof Valentine L Telegdi and JeromeL Friedman, Fermi Inst, New World,10:35 am, NBC.University Christian religious service,Dean John B Thompson, 11 am, Rock¬efeller chapel.Porter fellowship, "Student questions,”FTF prof Markus Barth, 6 pm, Swiftcommons, supper 50 cents.Baptist fellowship, “Sex ethics,” MrsW A Pitcher, 6 pm, HP Baptist church,56 Wood!awn, supper 50 cents.Canterbury supper, Protestant episco¬palians, 6 pm, Brent house, supper50 cents.Quaker discussion, Eberhard and Mar¬tha Arnold of the Society of Brothersintentional community at ForestRiver, North Dakota, 7 pm, Quakerhouse, 5615 Woodlawn (supper, C pm,, 35 cents).ISL students league party, caucus, 7:30pm, Ida Noyes east lounge.Folk concert, Theodore Bikel. "Folk¬songs of many lands,” SRP, 8 pm,Mandel hall, $1.Channing club, film: Walk to Freedom,discussion "Is passive resistance theanswer to segregation?” 8 pm, 1stUnitarian church, 1174 E 57.Methodist lecture, "The critic fromwithin: Soren Kierkegaard,” religion’shigher education prof Perry Le Feure,public invited, 5th and last of series,8 pm, Chapel house. Film: Scotch on the Rocks (English),7 and 9 pm, Int house, 45 cents.Tuesday 26 FebruaryMonday 25 FebruarySunday 24 FebruaryEpiscopal communion service, 8:30 am,Bond chapel, breakfast for 35 centsfollowing.Roman Catholic masses, 8:30, 10, 11 am,DeSales house. WAA intercollegiate telegraphic bowlingmeet, all interested contact TerryRiley, Kelly 38, all week, Hyde Parkbowling alleys.Dames club bake sale, 11 am-5 pm,Ida Noyes main lobby.HP-Kenwood area-wide meeting on pre¬liminary renewal project report,James Cunningham exec director,Richard H i 1 m e chairman of 5500Blackstone SW-HP block, A C Shire,Gilbert White, last discussion, all wel¬come, in Southwest HP (ImmediateUC area), 8 pm, First Unitarianchurch. 1174 E 57.Alpha Phi Omega, ex-boy scouts, wFSrsuits, group photo for Cap and Gown,8 pm, Ida Noyes.. Pre med club, weekly, 3:30 pm, Abbott133.Maroon staff, 3:30 pm, Ida Noyes,weekly.TV broadcast, "The arts of today: con¬clusion,” sources, causes of whatmakes modern art forms modern, artprof Joshua C Taylor, music profJeanne Bamberger, Eng nrof HomerGoldberg, the Humanities, 6:30 pm,channel 11.Madrigal singers, 7 pm, weekly, IdaNoyes.Christian science organization, chapelmeeting, all are welcome to attend,7:15-8 pm, Thorndike Hilton chapel,CTS bldg.Life drawing class, materials supplied,weekly,' 7:30 pm, Lexington 210, 50cents model fee.Doc films: Port of Shadows (Quald desbrumes), French, 7:15 and 9:15 pm,Soc Scl 122, 40 cents.Concert band full ensemble rehearsal,weekly, 7:30 pm, Mandel.NAACP, "Segregation in Chicagoschools,” Willoughby Abner, pres Chi¬cago NAACP, education director re¬gion 4 UAW-AFL-CIO. "Enroll forfreedom buttons” last chance, 8 pm,Rosenwald 2.Lecture, "Enforcement of narcoticslaws in the criminal courts" societyfor social research, Alfred Linesmith,8 pm, Soc Scl 201.Organ recital, Heinrich Flelschner,chapel organist, quarter, 8 pm. Rock¬efeller chapel (carillon concert, 8 pm).FTF wives, "The heritage and tempta¬tions,” last of series, prof Kermit Eby,8 pm, Woodlawn house, 58th andWoodlawn.Canterbury lecture, "The Lutheranchurch” pastor Martin Graebnor, 8pm, Brent house.Coffee hour, 10 - 12 pm, Gates halllounge. Glee club rehearsal, winter quarterwork on Randall Thompsoh’s "Alle¬luia” and Negro spirituals, weekly,7 pm, Ida Noyes.Orchestra Comediae musioalis rehear¬sal, weekly, 7:30 pm, Ida Noyes.Socialist club discussion, "A socialistview of war,” Victor Howard, authorof "Against Both War Camps,” 8 pm,Ida Noyes (coffee 7:30 pm)Country dancers, rubber soled shoes,new members wanted, 8 pm, IdaNoyes.Chicago Poets lectures, 1st of 3 In series,John Logan author “Cycle or mothercabrlni.” Paul Carroll author of trans¬lation of "Satirical letters of St. Je¬rome” and "Chicago Elegies,” ticketsfac - ex Chicago Review, series $2,single admission 75 cents, refresh¬ments, 8:30 pm, Ida Noyes.Thursday 28 FebruaryEpiscopal holy communion, 7:30 am,Bond chapel. Dinner party and dance, nurses fromLying-In hofcptial, Ida Noyes.Young socialist league, "Socialism andpsychology,” guest speaker, 8 pm. IdaNoyes north reception room.Astronomical society lecture, "Ori-in of• the aurora borealis” John W Cham¬berlain, 8 pm F.ckhart 133.Graduate library school lecture, "Finebinding today,” Harold Triblet, headof extra bindery at Lakeside mese,8 pm, Ida Noyes.Scandinavian chib, Ida Noyes, coffeehour, weekly. 0-11 pm. Green hall.TV broadcast, “The Chicago fire," pub¬lic reaction and development or ca¬pacity for political and voluntary or¬ganization among local citizenry,R Richard Wohl, 9:30 pm. Channel 11.Radio broadcast. "Contemporary music”challenges facing interpretive artist.Suite Opus 87 by Alexander Teherep-nln Chicago composer, prof JeanneBamburger, campus correspondentsJo Anne Baughnn and Lee Murry, alsoDePaul university, "Viewpoint” 9:35pm, WMAQ.u Steal" Maroon(from page 1)Wednesday 27 FebruaryFTF worship, Preston T Roberts, the¬ology and lit prof. 11:30 am, Bondchapel, weekly.Evensyng, for whole campus, 5:05 pm,Bond chapel, weekly. that they try Watkins’ office, soKessler let his bloodhound havehis way.Watkins’ secretary informedthe Maroon searchers that shehad not seen any papers but add¬ed that “someone had just deliv¬ered by private livery service 15bundles weighing about 500pounds to faculty exchange.Dashing down to “Fac Ex,” theMarooners found 15 bundles, neat¬ly wrapped in brown paper andaddressed to “George Watkins,Administration building, Univer-\ >MESSAGE to Botany majors: today’s lesson is easy. Nospore lore, plant cant or stalk talk. Just the fact thatLuckies’ fine tobacco is A-l Puff Stuff! This informationwon’t help you graduate, but it’ll cue you to the bestsmoking you ever had. You see, fine tobacco meansbetter taste. A Lucky is all fine tobacco ... nothing butmild, good-tasting tobacco that’s TOASTED to tasteeven better. Why settle for less? You’ll say a Lucky isthe best-tasting cigarette you ever smoked!STUDENTS! MAKE $25Do you like to shirk work? Here’s some easy money—start Stickling! We’ll pay $25 for every Sticklerwe print—and for hundreds more that never getused. Sticklers are simple riddles with two-word rhyming answers.Both words must have the same number of syllables. (Don’t dodrawings.) Send your Sticklers with your name, address, collegeand class to Happy-Joe-Lucky, Box 67A, Mount Vernon, N. Y.Luckies Taste Better“IT’S TOASTED” TO TASTE BETTER : ; : CLEANER, FRESHER, SMOOTHER IJ&uAucan America’s leading manufacturer or cigarettes• AT. Cc. rxooucT or sity of Chicago.” They were theFriday issue of the Maroon.Mr. X promptly volunteered tohelp deliver the Maroons aroundcampus.While Grossman, Mokoloff andMr. and M s. X were deliveringthe paper. Kessler was trackingdown another Hue to the identityof the pranksters. Calling the liv¬ery service. Kessler found‘thatsomeone had called the serviceand asked that 15 “file cabinets”he picked up in the Loop and thendelivered to Watkins.The call was made about 9:30in the morning and the time fordelivery was to be made at 12:30.But at about the same time as theMaroon called Mr. X informinghim that the Maroon was goingto order another press rur. at acost of $200. the livery service re¬ceived another call saying thatthe pick-up should be made im¬mediately.There was a $5 charge for thedelivery. But then, Watkins hasan account with the livery serv¬ice. “Charee It to Mr. WatHns,”the pranksters told the Jiveryservice.All possible clues to the per¬petrators of the theft (other thancircumstantial evidence) led toblind alJovc:.Dailfoq run storyGrossman honed that thepranksters would not get unduepublicity from the action, hut theculnrits had other ideas. Tn theearly Saturdnv morning editionsof three Chicago metropolitannewspapers, there were storiesabout the pranksters who fooledthe Maroon’s pranksome editors.In response to the ent’re situa-tion. Grossman said, “I’ve beenhad!”GUADALAJARASUMMER SCHOOLThe accredited bilingual schoolsponsored by the Universidod Auto¬noma de Guadolojora and mem¬bers of Stanford University facultywill offer in Guadalajara, Mexico,July 1 - Aug. 10, courses in art,folklore, geography, history, lan¬guage arid literature. $225 coverstuition, board ond room. WriteProf. Juon B. Roel, Box K, Stan¬ford University, Calif.campus style-leadersare wearing'n4c/fCOVERTCLOTHnow in Ivy Tones, Heather Effectsond Patternslock for Cyrlt Johnson Covert Cloth—In trim-tailored topcoats,suits, sportcoats, outerwear.Cyril Johnson Woolen Company,Stotford Springs. Conn.AFeb. 22, 1957 • CHICAGO MAROON • 7College press runs 'gag' as trueCollege papers throughout the country “picked up” the story ofthe “seizure” of the Maroon's gag issue as reported in the actualgag issue last Tuesday. Some of the choicer observations are re¬printed here (with actual headlines duplicated).Of special note is the editorial from the Columbia UniversitySpectator, which had run the story of the “seizure” in their previousday’s edition. The editorial reprinted below followed the next day—itneeds no further explanation.On the right is the story which the University of WisconsinCardinal printed—also following a previous front-page account of the“seizure.”Thkse papers, as well as about six others throughout the country,printed the story without confirmation—using only the facts foundin the gag issue itself.Columbio SpectatorWhere There’s SmokeTfie wind blowing off Lake Michigan these days is mighty strong,but it isn’t quite strong enough to dispel a rather strange stenchhovering over the University of Chicago campus — the stench of8300 copies of a student newspaper going up in smoke. . . .. . . Now that was the way this editorial was going to begin. Wehad been duly horrified yesterday when we picked up a copy of theChicago Maroon, a student weekly, and read its reports of the confis¬cation and destruction of its annual gag issue by UC private police¬men las reported on our front page yesterday). But before we set upany righteous caterwauling about this outrage against Freedom ofthe Press and stuff like that, w’e thought we’d better call the Maroonand obtain some additional information. Searching through the mast¬head for the paper’s telephone number, we came across . . . that is,ve happened to notice . . . oh, what’s the use? We haven’t the heartto tell it, reader, so examine that appalling masthead for yourself:H’-iESGSl-'M ctoccup11 laroonIssued every Friday throughout the sehool year and intermittently during thesummer quarter by the publisher, the Chicago Maroon, which takes pleasure inannouncing that you are reading its annual gag issue. No issue appeared yester¬day, no papers were confiscated, and this issue hasn't one word of truth in it(except for the ads). The Maroon will rontinue publishing at 1212 Fast 59th Street,Chicago 37. Illinois. Telephones: Midway 3-0800. ext. 3265 arstl 3266; subscriptionsby mall, $3 per year. Office hours: 2 p.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday.We’re not altogether unable to salvage some consolations fromthis whole sordid affair. Grossman told us yesterday on the phoneDiat all four Chicago dailies nearly cracked their molars on the story,but found out about the hoax just in'time; moreover, 150 studentsturned out for a rally to protest the seizure of the Little IssueThat Never Was.And so, while we take all mannei of solemn oaths never to believethe big type until we’ve read the small, what more can we say except:The wind blowing off the Hudson River these days is mightystrong, but it isn’t quite strong enough to dispel a rather strangestench hovering over the Columbia University campus — the stenchof one copy of a Chicago student newspaper going up in smoke.NSA wants original issueDean Robert M. Strozier:The staff of USNSA was deeply disturbed to read in the February12, 1957, edition of the Chicago Maroon of the reported seizure ofcopies of the Maroon's gag issue by the UC police.Such events are always disturbing to us, as I am sure you know...We would appreciate receiving from you any comments that youmight have or information which you might be able to give us onthis matter. Particularly, we would like to receive, if possible, a copyof the contested issue of the Maroon. It is difficult to evaluate a situ¬ation without having in our command as complete as possible aknowledge of the circumstances surrounding it , . .Harold C. BakkenPresident, USNSA/let’s ZtilkZhiugs Ovct•* a the othernight—just a neighbourly get-together— and I overheard onelady say; “I don’t know muchabout my. husband’s business.I ve a full-time job looking afterthe home and the children.”Apd it’s quite a job, too.Hundreds of thousands ofwomen are doing the samelung. And the mother carriesmost of the load in keepingher husband and family in goodhealth, in shaping the charactero* the children, in organizingtne home life, and bo on.Byt there’s one importantpart of her husband’s businessU\at Lshe should know about.,h s important because it affectsher hfe, and the future of the children. It might even meanall the difference between secu¬rity and despair. It’s the matterof life insurance. If the unex¬pected should happen — and itdoes — every housewife andmother should have the protec¬tion which only life insurancecan give.Yes, that part of her hus¬bands business is really impor¬tant, and every housewife andmother should know about it.What life insurance has he ,'andis it enough to give the familya reasonable chance to carry onif the wage-earner died?I’d like to step in sometimeand talk’over this importantbusiness before it’s too late.Let’s talk things over—today IRalph J. Wood, Jr., ’48Cnirersiiy Insurance CounselingSince 1950SUN LIFE ASSURANCE COMPANY OF CANADARep resenUUieo N. LaSalleFit 2-2390 Chicago 2, IllinoisRE 1-0855 Florida FlambeauChicago ‘Gag Issue’ No Gag“Gag issue coming Monday; will need asbestos paper,” readthe headline in the February 8 edition of the Chicago Maroon,student newspaper at the University of Chicago.Little did the editors realize then that their annual joke and satireedition, to come out on the 12th, would make those words come true.It seems almost ludicrous, but the administration ordered everycopy burned.The resulting howl, ... in a paper put out Feb. 12 following theburning, is outraged but not indignant. The editors describe thearticles in the “gag issue” as "good, if not clean, satire.” There isiittle indignation — rather an admission of “shady” journalism, againir. the Maroon’s words.The outrage (“Gestapo-like tactics,” blared the inside headline)was over the curt dismissal of freedom of the press. There was ques¬tion raised as to the legality of the move.From where we sit, not having seen an issue (nobody else exceptthe editors and the administration have, for that matter), it appearsthat both parties are at fault. The editors were apparently bent ontaxing their freedom of the press to the utmost; while the authoritiesacted in a manner that will tax to the utmost the high opinion heldby the nation of this once proud and liberal institution.The DartmouthWith scrupulous secrecy theUniversity of Chicago’s Ma¬roon staff prepared and thenprinted a “gag” issue. With thesame underhanded secrecy, thecampus foiled the plan before de¬livery of the much-publicized pa¬per by seizing and burning thepress run . . . According to the Maroon’s ex¬planatory issue, hastily composedin the afternoon following theconfiscation, the seizure of theissue came as a total surprise.Staff members greeted the newsrather coldly and hinted that im¬mediate legal action might betaken to recover the funds spenton the “gag.” Daily Cardinal“Did you bite?” asked the Chi¬cago Maroon, and the Cardinalexamined its front page headlinesand discovered it had—11 columninches worth on Friday’s frontpage.Under the headline “ *U’ of Chi¬cago Police Burn ‘Gag Issue’ ofSchool Paper,” the Cardinal de¬scribed the confiscation of theMaroon’s annual humor issue.Staffer’s failed to check the fineprint, however, and discoveredSunday afternoon that the Ma¬roon had told its readers point-blank that “there isn’t a word oftruth in this issue.”Apparently, the Cardinal edi¬tors weren’t the only people tobite. Hundreds, of University ofChicago students became enragedwith the administration and wereequally distressed when they dis¬covered they’d been duped.To retaliate, some prankstersturned the tables and carried offthe next day’s copies of the paperand hid them in an administrationbuilding freight elevator.Remarked Maroon editor Ron¬ald J. Grossman, “Humph!”Jacob Holzhueter, Daily Cardi¬nal editor, was a little more ver¬bose in his comments. “Wish we’dthought of it,” he said.A Campus-to-Career Case History“Top training in a top company”“One of the chief reasons why Ijoined the telephone company was theexcellent training I was offered,” saysMarvin'J. Merrigan, E.E., Iowa State,’53. “In any long-range career you’rebound to miss something important ifyou don’t start in with fundamentals.“I decided that the telephone com¬pany’s two-year training program wasthe be6t possible foundation I couldget for a career. I was rotated throughevery department in the company dur¬ing my two years. It was strictly on-the-job training, and every day wasdifferent and interesting. The experi¬ence was terrific. To my training asan electrical engineer there have been added the skills and know-how of atelephone engineer.“At the end of my training I wasmade a plant foreman in Peoria, Ill.My crew is responsible for maintain¬ing telephone service in one-third ofthe city. It’s a job that lets me con¬tribute a lot to the business, and tomy career as well.“I’ll say this about the future —youdon’t get stuck in a niche in thetelephone company. Careers lead toexecutive positions. There’s opportu¬nity for advancement everywhere, andfor a lot of people, too. Top training,in a top company, really prepares youfor advancement.”Marvin Merrigan is with Illinois Bell. There arerewarding career openings in other Bell Tele¬phone Companies, Bell Telephone Laboratories,Western Electric and Sandia Corporation. Seeyour placement officer for more informationabout career opportunities in the Bell System. Bell TelephoneSystem.CHICAGO MAROON • Feb. 22, 1957HITHER & YONPolitics, fees, sex make headlinesUniversity of California:The California state legisla¬ture is now considering a billwhich would prohibit the Uni¬versity from recognizing or char¬tering University fraternal organ¬izations which restrict member¬ship on the basis of race, religionor color. or Collins flavor has been placedon the market by the Weber-Waukesha Brewing Company ofWaukesha, Wisconsin.The drink is made with hopsand has about the same alcoholiccontest as beer. It sells for aboutfour bottles under $1.(The Technique) last year. Even with the increasestudents will only be paying partof the cost of their education.Scholarship awards will be ad¬justed in proportion to the in¬crease, Griswold noted. The hikein tuition is the fourth since thewar. In 1949 tuition was raisedfrom $450 to $600, in 1951 to $800,and in 1955 to $1,000. taken offense at the action of theNegro leaders and probablywouldn't have been as disturbedhad the Negroes gone about thematter in a less direct manner.”(George Tech Technique) ever before in Harvard's history.’(Harvard Crimson)Professor travelsStandards too low?Any organization which couldnot persuade the national head¬quarters to remove such a clausewould be forced either to breakfrom the national organization orlose its University recognition.Similar legislation has alreadybeen approved in Illinois andColorado.In recent years, the Universityhas refused to charter new fra¬ternities having restrictive claus¬es in their constitution. It hasmade little attempt, however, torescind recognition of the manylong-established organizationswhich have such clauses in theirconstitutions.The Daily CalifornianWho spiked the punch?Georgia Tech: What’s this?Your date won’t drink liquor andhates the sight of beer? You saythat you just can’t enjoy partieswhen she’s sober?Well hear the latest. A light al¬coholic drink with a cola, punch $1,100 now at YaleYale University: Yale under¬graduates will pay $200 more incollege expenses next year, bring¬ing total charges to $2,000. TheYale corporation announced theincrease Monday in the face ofrising expenses.Tuition was raised from $1,000to $1,100 a year and the chargefor room, board and incidentalswas increased by $100 to $900.Similar increases are expected atother Ivy league schools alsofaced with soaring costs.Sharp rises in operating ex¬penses necessitated the increase,which was made “with great re¬luctance,” according to A. Whit¬ney Griswold, president of theuniversity.According to Griswold, the pres¬ent fee covers only a little morethan half the cost of educatingeach student. About $1,250 perstudent had to be supplied fromthe alumni fund and endowments (Yale Record)Cheer up,Fellas!Alabama Polytechnic institute:A sign over the entrance of Mc-Bryde girls’ dorm at the Univer¬sity of South Carolina reads: “Thebest things in life are free.”(The Plainsman)Jim Crow won't goGeorgia Tech: Integrated rid¬ing does not end segregation, saysan article in The Technique. Whatdoes the bus furor mean? —“certainly not the end of segrega¬tion in the South or the integra¬tion of Southern schools. Justbecause Southerners accept mixedriding on buses in a few commu¬nities does not mean that theSouth is ready to accept mixedschools,” said the article.However, the report goes on,there would have been lesstrouble if violent action had notbeen tried. Southern whites “have Harvard: College standards aretoo low for the modern studentwas the conclusion of PresidentNathan M. Pusey in his annual re¬port to the board of overseers.The noted educator said thatpresent academic requirement forthe Harvard student should under¬go a “fresh appraisal” because“the present generation is prov¬ing that the college standard hasbeen too low.” In claiming this.President Pusey cited the factthat 40 per cent of the graduatesare now on the dean’s list (Har¬vard’s honor roll).In his report Pusey points outthat “scholastic requirements de¬signed for an earlier generationof students may not be those bestsuited to provoke the largest pos¬sible effort toward independentstudy in the present generation.”He emphasized “This is not tosay that there are brighter orabler students in college now thanthere were five years ago. Therelevant point is that the pro¬portion of exceptionally intelli¬gent in each class is greater than Reed College: UC profes¬sors get around. Dr. HermanFiner, professor of political sci-ence here, delivered a lecture atReed College in Portland, Oregon,entitled “American Foreign Pol-icy After Suez.”Finer came on a Wolfe fundgrant, and spoke to the generalpublic, no admission beingcharged.Finer did not come to this conn-*try until 1944, after spending 22years on the Senior Faculty ofthe London School of Economiesand Political Science. During thepast few years at the UC, he*has been associated with the nowdefunct University of ChicagoRound Table of the Air, as wellas the author of several books'on government, economics, andinternational politics.(The Quest) ,||odern!Pick the Pack that Suits You Best!AfetffOtvshfinofUM BOXO 1957, Ligcett * Myers Tobacco Co,Smoke modern L&M and always getfull exciting flavor...PLUS THE PURE WHITE MIRACLE TIPWith L&M ... and only L&M ... can you pick the packthat suits you best. 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I I **Feb. 22, 1957 • CHICAGO MAROON • 9Emmerich to join UN Bettelheim gives lecture;guides children, not casesHerbert Emmerich, UC lecturer in political science anddirector of the public administration clearinghouse (1313East 60th), was recently appointed to an official UnitedNations position by the Secretary-General.lie will become a senior consultant in public administrationto the technical assistance administration of the UN.He has served, since 1945, as director of the public adminis¬tration clearing house, with offices in Chicago, New York andWashington. For the past two years he has also been a con¬sultant to the office of defense mobilization in Washington.Administratively, Emmerich has served, among other organi¬zations, the farm credit administration, as executive officerand deputy governor; the office of production management andthe war production board, as executive secretary; and thefederal public housing authority, as commissioner. In 1936-37he was a staff member of the President’s committee on admin¬istrative management.He acted as an adviser to the United States delegation to thePreparatory Conference of the United Nations Educational,Scientific and Cultural organization, held in London in 1945.Emmerich is married and has three children. He is the authorof a standard book on Federal reorganization and has contrib¬uted many articles on public administration to professionaljournals.Sound explodes bacteriato produce new vaccinesSound waves of frequencies high above human hearing arebeing developed as a tool for producing vaccines against still-unconquered infectious diseases.In experiments at UC, ultra-sonic vibrations literally breakmicrobes apart. The chief re-suit is that the thin, tough wallencasing each of the one-celledorganisms is torn away from thethick liquid cytoplasm inside.Chemically unchanged, the freed— but dead — cytoplasm can beused in the manufacture of vac¬cines.Bacteria in test tubes actuallyexploded during battering bywaves, vibrating at a frequencyof 400,000 cycles per second, thatwere produced by a 2,000-volt, 800-watt quartz crystal generator.The effect is similar to the breaking of a crystal glass by a veryhigh human voice. The highesthuman notes, however, are underthe 15,000 cycle-per second upperlimit of human hearing.An article in the current issueof the "Journal of Infectious Dis¬eases,” by Dr. Giulio Bosco, ofUC’s microbiology department,describes the lethal effects pro¬duced on bacteria by the highpower ultrasonic waves.Ellen Coughlin Beauty Salon5105 l ake Park Ave. Ml 3-2060SPECIALISTS IN HAIR STYLINGAND PERMANENT WAVINGOpen Mon. • Sat. — 9 a.m. - II p.m.9Ae tldmum photographers1171 EAST 55th STREET MIDWAY 3-4433A CASA Book StoreScholarly Used Bcoks — Bought and SoldImported Greeting CardsReliable Typewriter Service1322 E. 55th St. HY 3-9651i Pink Bermuda Sands Beckon*•* but where will you be when vocation comes?£ Like os not you'll swelter ot home unless you stort your vaea-tion fund now.| Spve where your money earns more (4% in '54, '55 and '56).Save today at the? ?i Hyde Park Co-op Federal Credit Union* 5535 S. 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This was not evident during the first hourof his “talk.” Bettelheim, director of the ^onia Shankman Orthogenic school, literally madefools out of his audience, hounded question ?rs till they clarified themselves sufficiently, andtook great offense when someone implied that he sets norms or “plays God” for his children.No information changed hands during this period of time, in which the doctor repeatedlyasserted, “My efforts tonight *will be to understand your forty children, and has a yearly ings are flexibly timed and re-questions, not to answer them, turnover of about one or two. laxed. (Childrens’ fears are ac-You are not sincere in your Thus, places are at a premium, centuated at these times and spe-queries, but are merely seeking and filled only after careful de- cial reassurance and comfort isconfirmation of preconceived liberation of the staff from necessary.) Contact is kept withideas.” among the hundreds cf applica- the outside world by trips to theAt the height of the audience’s ti°ns received annually. Admis- barbershop, the library, the shoe-discomfiture, Bettelheim suggest- sion is nearly always granted store. On allowance day, eached a coffee break, inviting those “anorexia” (self-induced starva- child may go shopping and buywho were especially interested to bon) cases, and priority is given whatever he likes,close in around him for an infor- those children who are most Many children come with exag-mal session. The wave of stu- likely to benefit from treatment gerated fears and gross miscon-dents shifted, settled, and fell who are of current research ceptions about their bodies andsilent. The man spoke — simply interest. are constantly tortured with crueland from the heart. The Orthogenic school is fantasies. An effort is made toHe spoke not of cases, but of staffed with psychiatrists, teach- establish easy and natural atti-children; not of psychoses, but of ers, and trained counselors who tudes toward the children’s bodiespersonal tragedies and problems, are on call 24 hours a day. For- and their functions.And the crowd listened, drawn to merly suppressed children find The lecture ended, but every-this man whose gentleness and that their counselors and class- one lingered, hovering near tounderstanding have led to the mates are neither shocked nor catch Bettelheim’s every word,rehabilitation of some 70 or 80 disgusted if they should suck a As he walked out he shook hischildren since the opening of the bottle, wet their beds, or speak head sadly, and was overheardexperimental school in 1944. obscenely. saying to a colleague: “They can“Each child is unique and must Food and candy is available at ask questions: What is this? andbe approached and met in a all times. 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If this is the result of vague warnings, wewill not print a two-column review of Screamin’ Jay Hawkins’ appearance at the 63rd street concert hall. (Screamin’ Jay, for those as yetuninitiated, is almost seven times as good as Elvis Presley. Elvis, also called Pelvis, used to be a considerably discussed sociological andsemi-musical phenomenon of mid-century America. He is almost six feet tall and has sideburns.)Coming up on campus . ..University concertThe Claremont string quartetwill perform in Mandel tonight at8:30 in the next to the last Uni¬versity concert of the year. Thequartet, which has played in Li¬brary of Congress concerts duringthe past year, will present com¬positions of Mozart, Hindemith,and Dvorak. Tickets, $1.50.The appearance of the ItalianTrio de Bolzano has been can¬celled.Folk singin’This Sunday Theodore Bikel,the folk singer who took a holidayfrom acting and now acts occa¬sionally (next film: The Vintage)as a holiday from folk singing,will present “Songs of ManyLands" in Mandel at 8:30. Spon¬sored by SRU as a benefit for theCollege of Jewish Studies, ticketprices range from $1 to $2.50.Jazz clubFrank Broude, moving spirit ofthe jazz club on campus, was glee¬ful over the fact that 102 non-longhairs jammed Ida’s Eastlounge at last week’s meeting.They came to hear Billy Tayloron the piano and Bill May on thebass deliver “two-part improvisa¬ tions,” which consisted for themost part of explanations of jazzand the jazz musician’s viewpointto a questioning audience.Non-union college orchestraCampus instrumentalists withenough time on their hands maybe interested in the newly-formedCollege orchestra, directed by Die¬ter Kober, who led a symphoni-etta at UC not so long ago andnow directs the Chicago chamberorchestra.The orchestra, made up of play¬ers who aren’t members of theInternational Federation of Musi¬cians (James C. Petrillo, presi¬dent), is affiliated with the Chi¬cago board of education and re¬hearses Monday evenings at Wil¬son junior college.Their first concert is scheduledfor March 22, and will includeSchubert’s Rosamunde balletsuite, a Mozart’s violin concertoand Bach’s third suite. ConductorKober can be reached at SO 8-2680.Chicago unlimited . . .Studebaker theaterRead an unwitting dramallama’s review of opening nightat Chicago’s repertory theater onone of the adjoining pages for a cynical UC student’s view of ourcity’s professional theatrical ef¬forts.Students who didn’t take advan¬tage of subscription sales reduc¬tion in ticket prices will be ableto get student discounts for alimited number of performancesof View From the Bridge startingthis week. Read the Vulture fordetails on the cuts, which willprobably amount to 50 per centfor two performances each week.Regular show times are:Wednesday, Thursday and Fri¬day 8:30; Tuesday and Sunday,7 pm; Saturday, 6 pm and 9 pm;and Sunday matinee at 3 pm.Ticket prices range from $1.10for second balcony matinee to$4.95 for evening orchestra seats.Chamber orchestraThe Chicago chamber orchestrawill present a free gallery concertat the Art Institute this Sundayat 3 pm. Walfrid Kajala will beflute soloist in Bach’s secondsuite. Also on the program will bea concerto grosso by Handel andthe Symphony in D by JohannChristian Bach.Art InstituteBefore listening to the Chicago chamber orchestra Sunday, takea look at the wonderful collectionof fifteenth through eighteenthcentury prints on display In thegallery situated to your left asyou enter the Institute.The old master prints are onview any time until March 3. Alsoclosing March 3 is the 62nd Amer-ican exhibition of painting andsculpture, on view upstairs.Exhibition MomentumThis self-proclaimed radical off¬shoot of the Chicago Art Insti¬tute’s student body presented thefirst in a series of four discus¬sions by artists of their work Sat¬urday night the College of Jewishstudies. The evening gave fourarea sculptors a chance to expresstheir views on subjects usuallyleft unvocalized by artists them¬selves, and according to Vulturalart reviewer Max Kozloff wasquite an experience from anyviewpoint. Poets’ Night, on Satur¬day March 2, will be the occa¬sion of a discussion between threeChicago poets, Paul Carroll, Isa¬bella Gardner, and Reuel Denny.Denny is a professor in UC’s so¬cial science division.Admission is $2.50 for just any¬ body and $1.75 for students. Poets’Night will begin at 8:30 pm in theJohn Marshall law school aurli-torium, 315 South Plymouth courtin the loop.Szigeti-Bussotti concertIt would be impossible for astudent reviewer to do justice tothe first performance in violinistJoseph Szigeti and pianist CarloBussotti’s cycle of eleven twenti¬eth-century sonatas Mondaynight.The program included threeworks, written after 1930, byRalph Vaughan-Williams, PaulHindemith, and Igor Stravinsky,all relatively light works, thatcould be called extremely modernin any but halls hallowed by thename of the Fromm foundation,sponsor of the concert.If you missed the first concertof the series, don’t mope. Instead,go to the two remaining concertsat Goodman theater this Mondayand Tuesday at 8:30.Monday, sonatas of Busoni, De-bussy and Bartok for violin andpiano will be performed. TuesdaySzigeti will play Prokofiev’s so¬nata for violin solo, and sonatasby Honegger, Ives, and Ravel, forviolin and piano, will be played byboth artists. Regular tickets cost$2.50, while student tickets willbe available on campus at theservice center or the music build¬ing, and downtown at Goodman’sbox office, for the small sum of $1.Chicago symphonyToday at 2 pm Fritz Reiner will directand Eugene Istomin will be soloist in aprogram consisting of Rudolph Ganz’“Overture to an Unwritten Comedy."Weber - Berlioz' “Invitation to theDance," Bartok’s “Divertimento forString Orchestra,” and Mozart’s ninthconcerto for piano and orchestra. Stu¬dent gallery seats cost 65 cents.Next Tuesday at 2 pm Reiner andIstomin will present a program con¬sisting-of the same Mozart concerto andWeber-Berlioz composition plus Han¬son’s “Elegy to the Memory of SergeKoussevitsky’’ and Haydn’s SymphonyNo. 103. 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Friedman, research associate, and ValentineL. Telegdi, associate professor of physics, both of theEnrico Fermi Institute for Nuclear Reasearch, will describetheir research with the University's 450-million electronvolt cyclotron.'* * 4 ' *5* S " 3New 'Antigone'next UT offeringFinal casting has been announced for the coming UniveiN'sity Theatre production of Antigone, and rehearsals are re¬ported going "very well.” The play is a new treatment of theancient Greek myth by French playwright Jean Anouilh,author of The Lark, Thieves’ Carnival, Ring Around the Moon,more recently of Waltz of the Toreadors, and of many othersuccessful plays not yet translated into English.Written in modern and bit¬ting style, the play calls for mod¬ern dress and utilizes a one-manchorus instead of the traditionalgroup.An interesting note is given byone of the commentators on theplay. Witten by Anouilh in 1942,it was first performed in Franceduring the Nazi occupation, with¬out their permission; they couldsee nothing in the play dangerousto their regime of dictatorship.The French people, on theother hand, applauded Antigoneand her rebellion ^gainst the es¬tablished order. When the playwas presented by the Old Vic inLondon in 1949, with LawrenceOlivier as Chorus and VivianLeigh as Antigone, British audi¬ences tended to sympathize withCreon. The same reaction occur¬red when the play was later pro¬duced in New York.Director of the play for UT,Richard d'Anjou, claims that:“No one is really right in this play, neither Creon nor Antigone.Anouilh does not really care whowins the argument; he is moreinterested in the fact that thereis an argument, that there arestands taken and supported. He isdeliberately raising a problemand throwing it, unsolved, in theaudience’s lap.”In the cast are George Craw¬ford, veteran UT actor, as Creon;Susan Brinkley, a new UT mem¬ber and a student in the College,as Antigone; Otto Schlesinger asthe Chorus; Marilyn Goldsmithas the Nurse; Lola Campbell asAntigone’s sister Ismene; WillardMoody as her fiance, Haemon;Sam Robinson, Fredric Hirsch,and Mort Friedman as the threeGuards; and Paul Barnes as thetragic Messenger.Performances are scheduled forMandel hall, March 28, 29, 30 and31, in honor of InternationalTheater Month. Tickets will beavailable soon at the Reynoldsclub desk and Service Center for$1.50 reserved, $1 general admis¬sion and 75 cents advance.^iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiimitiiiiiiiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiimiiiiiiimiiimiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiibInternational House Movies || Monday evenings, 7:00 & 9:00 p.m. — Fast Lounge |= Monday, February 25 — 45c — Scotch on the Rocks (English) =I! 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StarringORSON WELLES, JOSEPH COTTON, TREVOR HOWARD and VALLI. . . with the famous zither musical score by ANTON KARAS ... anerve-wracking thriller!— Plus —AT SPECIAL WASHINGTON’S BIRTHDAY, FRIDAY, FEB. 22AND SUNDAY, FEB. 24 — MATINEES AT 1:45 P.M.10 MISTER MAGOO & UPA CARTOONSComing Feb. 29—Mr. Paul Muni “The Story of Louis Pasteur’*and Vittorio de pica’s “Umberto D’*B A. The first production of Studebaker theater’s second series was given a warm reception lastnight by a packed house. The play was Arthur Miller’s A View From the Bridge, an expand¬ed version of the earlier one-act play produced in New York under that name with com¬panion piece, “A Memory of Two Mondays.” Perhaps those titles conjure up effectivelyMiller’s essence: two parts of the familiar and intimate to one part pretense.There is in this work, as you’d expect, an impression of much understanding and keenobservation but it’s also harsh¬ly apparent that Miller is over¬ly fond of flaying the Atticmuse. He has gone out scoutingfor inscrutable fate again and hasthis time tied it up with moder¬ately perverted passion in theBrooklynese; by ringing in othertimely considerations and explod¬ing much dramatic flash powder,he puts us through two hours ofthe sick delight theatergoers areaccustomed to seek and adorenowadays, but the hubbub, viewedafterward, seems to have beenpointless.Nobody wants to be a snob orsound like one, but it’s hard tofeel edified by a tragedy withouta protagonist of a moral order insome way admirable. How do yourecognize the Common Man;what’s his morality and when isit admirable?The protagonist of “A ViewFrom the Bridge” is a well-likedlongshoreman who reveals an in¬cestuous yen for his niece andthen proceeds to degrade himselfand warp the lives of all in anyway dependent on his, throughhis inability to combat his lust.It’s a spectacle horrible to con¬template, but it doesn’t impressus as resembling much the Fallof Adam: Miller seems instead tohave been first to think it worth¬while worrying about the serpent. A Lawyer-Chorus makes a lotof statements about the inevit¬ability of it all; in other wordswe’ve been observing hubris. Thatgoes down hard; it seemed to usrather that he was Miller outthere in the spotlight solicitingthe desired response by means ofrote lecture and megaphone. Forus it failed; there was no hubris.We may be atavistic, but we likefeeling edified, and an evening ofmere horror and depravity isn’tso novel that it must be soughtoff campus.The production itself was verycreditable indeed. Carefullystaged and sensitively acted, itseemed to make the most of whatthere was—with two exceptions.The Chorus-Lawyer was playedwith a lot of unnecessary arch¬ness, and the lead role, that ofEddie, was carried to such a pitchin the first act that in the secondthere seemed nothing left for thecharacter to do.Luther Adler is a first-caliberperformer and a pleasure towatch, but it seemed to us thatin doing this he had diminishedan already weak section of theplay. The rest of the actingachieved a solid level of excel¬lence surpassing any of the com¬pany’s productions to date.To friends of Arthur Miller and supporters of his tragic theorythe evening will no doubt be ajoy; to the ordinary theatergoerit should be at worst satisfactory.We regret that we were con¬science-bound to look so criticallyat the play’s import when wemight have enjoyed mere a sim¬ple appreciation of Miller’s imag¬ination and technical proficiency,and of the care and skill whichwent into the play’s production.Wayne CaudillAbner to speakWilloughby Abner, presidentof the Chicago branch of theNational Association for theAdvancement of Colored Peo¬ple, will speak on campus Tues¬day at 8 pm in Rosenwald 2.His general subject will besegregation in Chicago schools,and he will speak under theauspices of the UC NAACPchapter, of which LawrenceLandry is chairman.Abner, a leading union offi¬cial, has been active in theUnited Automobile Workersfor many years. 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Hoi!lister————————————————————————|2 • CHICAGO MAROON • Feb. 22, 1957m i ■ - ' ■ 11 ■ " 1 " ” LSwimmers win twice; Trackmen lose first indoor meet \Close next FridayLast weekend the UC swim team prepared for an importantmeet with the University of Southern Illinois by soundlythrashing Bradley university 61-25 and the Navy Pier Illini63-23.On Friday afternoon Chicago took eight out of the 10 firstplaces, while sweeping four events and winning both relays.Doug Maurer and Tom Lis- in two seasons to Kansas, WMUco were double winners for theMaroons, with Maurer takingthe 440 and 220 freestyle andLisco winning the 60 and 100 free¬style. Other winners were: DanSiegel in the 200 breast and KenCurrie in the 200 backstroke. Sec¬onds were taken by Mark Hoffer,Dan Johnson, and Howie Jenkins.On Tuesday the Maroon mer¬men improved slightly on theirprevious performance by takingnine firsts against the Pier.Lisco wins twoLisco repeated his wins in the60 and 100 to remain undefeatedthis season for the 60 in nine at¬tempts.Single winners were: Hoffer inthe 200 butterfly; Currie in the200 back; Rouse in the 200 breast;and Maurer was declared tied forfirst in the 220.In diving A1 Gaines and Bob Bennett took first and second forthe first time this year. Another“first time” was the 400 yard re¬lay team of Dave Dec, WarrenMorrill, Currie and Lisco whichbroke four minutes for the firsttime and won in 3:58.0.Tonight at 7 the team will meetSouthern Illinois in the waters ofBartlett pool, sporting a 6 3 rec¬ord.Close seasonThis is the last dual meet ofthe season and will be followedonly .by the Chicago Intercollegi¬ate championships, for which thepreliminaries will be on the eve¬ning of March 1, and the finalsat 1:30 pm on Saturday, March 2.Other than Chicago, the teamsincluded in this meet are IllinoisTech, Navy Pier, Wright JuniorCollege, Bradley University,George Williams College, and Wil¬son Junior College. UC’s varsity track squad lost their first indoor track meetin two seasons to a powerful Kansas state and WesternMichigan. The score of this meet held in the Fieldhouse lastSaturday, was Kansas State 63, Wstern Michigan 33^ andChicago 32 Yj.Kansas State won eight of the 12 events and Chicago wonthree. Western Michigan’s on Change UCfield housely winner was Ira Murchisonin the 60-yard dash.First place winners for Chi¬cago were: Art Omohundro,whose 9:36.7 two-mile was thesecond best ever run by a UCer;Dan Trifone, who won the highjump with a 5' 11 effort; and,Bill Weaver, who won the broadjump with a 21' 9" leap.Other point scorers for the Ma¬roons were: A1 Jacobs and HoseaMartin, who placed second andfourth in the 60 yard dash; PhilGoldstein, third in the shot put;Martin and Pete McKeon, thirdand fourth in the 440; BudPerschke, third in the 880; BrooksJohnson, fourth in the broadjump; Bob Mason, tied for secondin the high jump; and, the milerelay team of Martin, McKeon, Karcazes and Johnson, placedsecond.On Saturday, February 23, thethird annual University of Chi¬cago Track club invitational meetwill be held at the Fieldhouse.Prelims are at 2 pm, and finals at7:30 pm. A new track layout de¬signed to create greater specta¬tor interest will be an innovationat this meet. Students and facultyfamilies will be admitted free,and admission for the generalpublic will be $1.On the same day as the Invita¬tional, four members of the trackteam and the UCTC will be repre¬senting UC in the National AAUindoor track championshipswhich will be held in MadisonSquare garden in New York.Those men are: A1 Jacobs,James Caffey, Ted Wheeler, andBob Kelly. Ted Haydon, coach of theUniversity of Chicago Trackclub and UC’s Varsitysquad, has announced thatthe layout of the “Nation’sGreatest Indoor Track”(the field house) would bechanged in order to affordthe spectators a better viewof the proceedings.It w ill now be possible forspectators to sit in the largebasketball bleachers andsee the entire track meet,including the finish line.5V1''? ■" ,Hoopsters lose, plan Coming sports eventspep rally for NorgrenUC’s basketball team lost*a hard-fought battle last Tues¬day night, by a score of 61 to 45 to a tough George Williamsiquad. Billy Lester scored 25 points to keep his season’s aver¬age at approximately 26 points per game.Tonight the Maroon hoop¬sters will journey up to St.1 j^rriiProcopius. Thetl the followingThursday, Chicago plays its lastfame of the current season onCampus.Pep rally plannedThis game wjll be the last “oncampus” game for Coach Nor-fren and captain Billy Lester. ItIs expected that there will be apep rally and mass attendance ofthis final game, in order to giveCoach Norgren a fine farewell.Band to playUC’s band will be on hand andPsi Upsilon is expected to recom-nend to the Inter-Fraternitycouncil that all the fraternitiesturn out (with dates) for thefame.The pep rally will probably be¬gin in B-J and proceed acrosscampus to the Fieldhouse. It is also possible that the cheer lead¬ers’ outfits will be taken out ofmoth balls and used for this greatall-campus event. Saturday, February 23 — UCTCInvitational track meet, 2 & 7pm FieldhouseThursday, February 28-Track Elmhurst & Wilson, 4pm FieldhouseBasketball Navy Pier, 8 pmFieldhouseFriday, March 1—Swimming Chi¬cago Intercollegiate (prelims)7:30 Bartlett poolSaturday, March 2 — SwimmingChicago Intercollegiates(finals) 2 pm Bartlett poolFriday, March 8—Track Midwest Conference meet 6:30 pm Field-houseWednesday, March 13 — TrackWilson Jr. college 4 pm Field-houseFriday, March 22—Track Mem¬phis State & Bradley, 7:30 pmFieldhouseSaturday, March 23— Track Cen¬tral AAU championships 2 & 7Fieldhouse Eye ExaminationsVisual TrainingDr. Kurt Rosenbaumoptometrist1132 E. 55th StreetHYde Park 3-8372UNIVERSAL ARMY STORE■ 1144 E. 55th DO 3-9572SALE NOW IN PROGRESSIO% Discount ora All MerchandiseWith This Coupon OnlyLOAN INSURANCEPENSION INSURANCEPhone or WriteJoseph H. Aaron, '27 *;i35 S. 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