UC grid team wins'first time since 1939I Chicago “won” its first football game in almost 20 yearslast Tuesday — but it doesn’t really count.A UC team, wearing the maroon and white uniforms forthe first time since the last UC football team marched offStags field in 1939, played a “nractice session with North for practice scrimmages forthe past few weeks.Palk ( 0 °g *. , ... . Tribune and Sun Times photog-No score was kept officially, raphers, present for the game,*n<l both coaches were present on bunched the students together ini the field during the practice the stands to take pictures ofscrimmages, but UC s team put them. One Tribune photographerthe ball across the goal line twice even led the students in Chicagoto North Parks once. cheers.The game, attended by about The next scrimmage will be2tX) students, was the first big held on Stagg field Tuesday atworkout this year for Coach Haas’ 4:00 p.m., against North Centralfootball class. The class, compris- college.inn UC students, has been For more football pictures andmeeting regularly on the north stories, see page 12.Appoint new trustees;Merriant, Ward at UCJohn F. Mcrriam and J. Harris Ward have been elected tothe UC board of trustees, Glen A. Lloyd, board chairman hasannounced.Merriam, president of Northern Natural Gas company inOmaha, Nebraska, is the old¬est son of the late Charles E.Mcrriam, distinguished politicalscientist of the UC faculty. An¬other .son, Robert E. Merriam,was Republican nominee for may¬or of Chicago in 1954, and taughtpolitical science at University col-lege. A third son, Charles, is aChicago lawyer.Ward, a graduate of Harvarduniversity, is executive vice-presi¬dent of Commonwealth Edisoncompany. Before election to hispresent position in 1955, he hadbeen successively secretary, treas¬urer. and vice-president of thecompany. During World War IIhe served in the War Productionboard and subsequently in theFuropean theatre armed servicesbombing intelligence. Ward MerriamLAK will answerstudents' queries“Meet the Students,” a StudentForum panel forum, will have asits second guest Chancellor Law¬rence A. Kimpton, Wednesday,November 7, at 7 p.m. in JudsonForgery chargedDurrett Wagner, listed on the SGballot a» a candidate In FTF, hasstated that hls name should not belisted. Wagner claims he specificallyrequested this In writing. HU nameappeared on the ballot as an ISL,endorsed candidate following thefiling of a statement allegedly signedby Wagner, stating hls acceptance ofthe ISL endorsement. Wagner claimslie did not sign this statement: thechairman of the Elections and Rulescommittee has charged forgery bythose handling the I0L endorsementlists. lounge.The program, modeled after“Meet the Press” radio series, hasEarl Medlinskv, Janice Metros,and Diane Pollock as a permanentpanel, to be joined by guest panel¬ist Maroon editor Ronald Gross-man.Students who wish to submitquestions for the program mayaddress them to Don McClintock,director of the Forum, in the Rey¬nolds club. photo by Grossin&iPart of the crowd whichturned out for UC’s first foot¬ball scrimmage since 1939played on Stagg field. A musty,dusty maroon Chicago banner,dug up by the fans, hang sfrom the railing of north stands.Other spectators had made post¬ers carrying such messages as:October 21, 1906: Chicago 39,Purdue 0; and “Go, Chicago*go.”SC voting continues today;tallies announcedVoting for the 1956-57 Stu¬dent Government memberscontinues today. Fifty-threecandidates will be elected andwill take office at Tuesday’s SGmeeting. The government will beorganized at this meeting whichwill feature the election of thepresident and the rest of the ex¬ecutive council (other officers andcommittee chairmen!.In actuality, these officers willbe filled at the Sunday night cau¬cus of whichever party wins theelection. It is rumored that if ISLwins the election, the presidentwill be Jan Metros or Don Miller.If SRP takes a majority, the racewill probably be wide open. Candidates are elected on thebasis of one member per 100 stu¬dents in each division. All regis¬tered students are eligible to votein their own division. If a stu¬dent has not yet received his bach¬elor’s degree, he must vote in theCollege, even though he is takinga joint program. To vote, a stu¬dent need only present his ID cardat any of the ballot boxes listedto the left.Tonight the candidates, electionand rules committee members,party officials, and general partyhangers-on will gather in the IdaNoyes Cloister club lounge andcount the ballots. Each countingteam will consist of a student (nota candidate! from each party, oneto read and one to tally. To make tonightsure that no mistake Is made,every person counting or tallyingwill have another person (rif theother party) looking over hisshoulder. Any independent in therace may have his official observ¬ers looking on also. And, of coursethere will be Maroon people, Capand Gown people, WUCJi peopleand, maybe even, just plain peo¬ple who snuck past the guard.After the teams (there Will bemany for the big divisions) havecounted the multi-colored (foreasy identification of divViion)ballots, the E and R people willmake the final tallies.Cheers and moans from thecrowd accompany first tumorsand later the official count. Anal¬ly comes the retreat to two par¬ties—one a victory party, theother a wake.Maroon editor reports Nixon TV press conferenceA college campus last weekwas the .scene of the first“live” televised press confer¬ence held by the present vice-president of the United States,Richard M. Nixon.Nixon appeared at Cornell uni¬versity at the invitation of Sigmaphoto by C. Hadley SmithIthaca, N. Y.Maroon editor Grossman canbe found by looking carefullyat the above picture. The vice-president had just answered aserious question posed by one«f the editors. Grossman ismore interested in the camera,however. Delta Chi. professional journal¬ism society, for an intercollegiatepress conference featuring collegeeditors from all parts of the coun¬try. Maroon editor Ronald J.Grossman was one of those at¬tending.The day of the conference gotunderway with the visiting edi¬tors, Cornell students, and peo¬ple from the area around Cornellgathering at the Tompkins coun¬ty airport near Ithaca, New York,to meet the vice-president’s “Cam¬paign special’’—the plane carry¬ing Nixon, his staff, and the mem¬bers of the working press accom¬panying him on his extensivecampaign tour. After Nixon’s re¬marks from the traditional plat¬form (on the landing field), therefollowed an on-the-spot press con¬ference by the members of thelocal and national press and thevice-president.Nixon was then whisked awayto his hotel room and the editorsproceeded to the Cornell campusto hear Clinton Rossiter, profes¬sor qI political science at Cornellspeak on the vice-presidency. Ros¬siter, author of a recently pub¬lished book, The American Presi¬dency, gave the Walgreen lec¬tures last spring at UC on thesubject of the American presi¬dency.Covering all phases of theduties and powers of the vice¬ presidency, Rossiter pointed outthat the possibility of the succes¬sion of the vice-president to thepresidency emphasizes the poten¬tial power of the office of vice-president, rather than its actualpower. “Seven times in 167 yearsof American history the vice-president has succeeded to thepresidency following the death ofthe president,’’ Rossiter said.Following a supper for the edi¬tors, press, and guests (exclud¬ing Nixon, who still remained inseclusion), the editors proceededto Willard Straight hall, (the Cor¬nell student union building),where a capacity crowd was wait¬ing for the beginning of the tele¬cast.Nixon, who appeared shortlybefore the show time, received arousing ovation from the audi¬ence of students. The vice-presi¬dent then proceeded to give theinstructions to- the editors and thecrowd concerning procedure on atelevision broadcast. After briefremarks to the audience (concern¬ing his college days) Nixon thendisappeared offstage to appear asthe cameras came on and theshow went on the air.Using standard White Houseprotocol governing press confer¬ences, Nixon said “Let’s go toquestions” and chose editors atrandom from the 43 who wereon stage. All of the students photos by Grossman“Welcome Pat and Dick”reads the sign held hy the largecrowd which greeted Vice-presi¬dent and Mrs. Richard M. Nixonupon their arrival at the air¬port near Cornell university inIthaca, New York. (Right) Thevice-president makes a face fol¬lowing his televised press con¬ference. His reaction to thequestions, perhaps?waved their hands wildly in theair (including editor Grossman,as friends watching in Chicagowill testify), but Nixon confinedhis choices to those sitting nearthe front of the group. When justa few minutes were left, he begansee ‘Nixon,’ page 3Page 2 THE CHICAGO MAROON October 26# 1956'“I’ve tried ’em all. It’s Camels for me. They taste just rightand they’re real easy to get along with, pack after pack.”List grants for study here or abroadWant to study abroad? Ordo post-graduate work at an¬other university?Information regarding five dif¬ference sets of scholarships opento UC students were released thisweek.Woodrow WilsonfellowshipsStudents intending to entergraduate studies in humanities orsocial sciences next year areeligible for one of the 200 Wood-row Wilson fellowships awardedin a national competition. The fel¬lowships, each carrying an allow¬ance to cover tuition and reason¬able living expenses, are intendedto encourage students to enter theteaching profession, at the collegeor higher level.The fellowships, awarded by in¬vitation and nomination from theUniversity staff, are to be givento persons “of marked ability andpromise with the highest qualitiesof intellect, character, and per¬sonality.” In order to be eligible for con¬sideration, a student must be nom¬inated by a faculty member. In¬terested students are advised toconsult a faculty member wellbefore November 17, the deadlinefor nominations.Students nominated will be giv¬en a personal interview sometimein January, and successful appli¬cants will be informed of theiraward at the end of February. Inorder to avoid a “congestion” offellowship winners at a few insti¬tutions, the student may have tochange his proposed place ofstudy in order to receive a fellow¬ship.This year, eight students arestudying at UC under WoodrowWilson fellowships. They are:Carol Gardner and Dan Wheatonin English: Ewing Blair, DonStrickland and James Wilson inpolitical science; Esther Liebertin economics; and Robert Green-burg and John McFarland in phil¬osophy.Three UC graduates who wonSTUDENTS LAUNDRY SPECIAL978 lbs. Laundryand Dried WashedShirts finished to order 13e ea. additionalKWIK-WAY 1LAUNDRY & CLEANERS J1214 E. 610 St. {• Between Woodlown & Kimbork on 51st)Representative HALF A LOAF...may be better than no bread, but that wouldbe poor comfort to your dependents. Be surethat your life assurance is sufficient to protectyour loved ones.Talk it over with me today.RALPH J. WOOD, JR., 481 N. 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All appli¬cants for graduate scholarshipswill be required to take a test onJanuary 19, 1957.Rhodes scholarshipsApplications for Rhodes schol¬arships, tenable at Oxford univer¬sity, England, are due before Oc¬tober 29.These fellowships, establishedby empire-builder Cecil Rhodes inhis will, provide for tuition andliving expenses in any field ofstudy at Oxford, one of the old¬est universities in the world.Among the factors taken intoconsideration in awarding thescholarships are:—literary and scholastic merit;—qualities of manhood, cour¬age, -truthfulness;—moral force of character andleadership, and—physical vigor, as shown bya fondness for and success insports.Interested students should con¬sult Chauncy D. 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Competition for thesegrants closes November 1, 1956.1Awards for the 1956-7 academicyear will be announced April 4, i1957, the eighth anniversary ofthe signing of the North AtlanticTreaty.Applicants for the scholarshipsmust be US citizens, preferablywith graduate work in humanitiesor social sciences.Candidates for NATO scholar¬ships should apply to the Insti¬tute of International Education, 1east 67th street. New York. jStudy in MexicoBoth graduate and undergradstudents are eligible to apply for16 awards for academic work atMexican universities. 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They’ve really got it!ft. J. Bemld* Tob Co., Wlnjtoa H. C.V. ,rOctober 26, 1956 f .THE CHICAGO MAROON Page IOpen house begins Debate Ike or Adlai;mth hard times party counters lawyerThree fraternities, Psi Upsilon, Beta Theta Pi, and Delta ▼▼ j ■Upsilon will present all-campus open houses. They will be held The presidential campaign moves to campus Tuesday when Charles A. Bane, noted Chi-on successive Saturday nights. cag0 lawyer> will debate with John Nuveen, member of UC’s board of trustees, on “Eisen-Tomorrow night, Psi Upsilon will present its 25th annual hower or Stevenson?”Hard Times party. Highlight —. . „ j a The debate, to be held in Mandel hall at 7:30, will be open to questions from the audienceof the party IS the collection anniversary of the famous 1905 after the main speeches.t i.itrny which havo somohow Chcinipions of the West Msiroon _ .°( f th : W1V to lhe Psi u football team. Bane, who upholds the Republican side, is a UC alumnus and a Rhodes scholar. He be-I0U 9 — -Amos came.well known for his workhouse. Among these are a mid- The grand old man,’ .western college’s football score- Alonzo Stagg and his 1905 team as Chiet counsel of the Mem- plained by President Eisenhower’s club, said “the debate should beboard, an oversized wooden poster have been invited, besides all his am emergency crime commis- failure to assume political leader- on the very highest level, revolv-party of the year, and serves as president of the Order of the C, hower, and until 1954 was a lec- party. Fred Karst and Pete Langrock,i kick off of the social calender,” an<* others also have been extend- turer in the UC law school. Banc The debate is co-sponsored by co-chairmen of Students for Eisen-saui John Frankenfeld, Psi U «* invitations. is also chairman of the corpora- the Students for Stevenson-president. “This year’s silver an- The famous 1905 football team tion *aw committee of the Chicago Kefauver and Students for Eisen-niversary Hard Timer will be the was the one that defeated the “un- Bar association. hower. Richard Johnson, presi-best yet.” defeatable” Michigan team 2-0Betas give “Playboy” and starred for the Maroons theNext Saturday at 8:30 Beta man that Grantland Rice consid-Tlieta Pi will present a “Playboy ere^ the greatest quarterback ofopen house.” Highlight of the eve- tke ^alf century, Walter Ecker-ning will be the crowning of “the “'*• ...campus playmate.” Finalists for ^ °Pen nous®, dancing to hower, expressed the hope that“the accomplishments of the Ad¬ministration in the domestic fieldwill not be overlooked.”Fulbright deadline nearsWednesday marks the deadline for the receipt of FulbrightNuveen, who started the Eisen- dent of the campus Stevensonhower movement in Illinois in1952, received nation-wide atten¬tion last month when he an¬nounced that he would switch hisvote to Stevenson in ’56.*1110JBia _ He said his decision was basedthe title were*°chosen' last' Wed- an orchestra and refreshments “on the evidence that we are los- fellowship applications for the 1957-58 academic year. Deannesday, and the final selection will ^ Prov*(led- t*ie co^ war (which) is ex- William E. Scott, director of admissions and Fulbright ad-Ih> made by the judges on Novem¬ber 1 The judges’ choice will re¬main a secret until the “Play¬mate" is crowned. Miss BonnieBrooks, cover girl of the Mayissue of Playboy will be one ofthe hostesses at the open house.IHJ “Salutes champions”On November 10 at 9 p.m. DeltaUpsilon will present a “Salute tothe Champions” marking the 51st shots free at Billings visor and 5 faculty members will review UC Fulbright appli¬cations on November 10. v—To qualify for a fellowship, Gold, who is in Australia studyingFree Salk polio vaccine is available to all university stu- applicants must be United urban geography; Edward Kauf-dents under 20, announced Dr. Henrietta Herbolsheimer, States citizens at the time of ap- n!*JVc.in studying philoso-plication, have a college degree or £tudying international relations;director of Student HealthThe vaccine, which Dr. Herbolsheimer said offersably good protection against ’reason- its equivalent, and must have a and Joseph van Campen, in theknowledge of the language of the Netherla^s studying Slavic Un-country of application, sufficientNixon...f* (from page 1)calling from those further back, students will be charged $1.25.as if embarrassed at forgettingthem.The vice-president continuallyfaced the television cameras andshowed a masterful technique atanswering the most barbed ofquestions fired at him by the edi¬tors.His answers, even whenwhether answering or evading theissue, invariably ended with an“I like Ike” or perhaps an “I likeNixon“ speech with such com¬ments as "... and I have always polio,” will be administered on for care elsewhere. The corridorthe first Wednesday of every outside the medical appointmentmonth at Billings hospital, be- rooms is being fitted out withtween 9:30 and 11:30 am. The lights to make studying easier country,vaccine is free to all registered during any unavoidable waiting Awards arestudents under 20 years; other periods.”Dr. Herbolsheimer also an-For full effectiveness. Dr. Her- nounced that this year the stu-bolsheimer stated, the full pro- dent mental health unit has in-gram of three shots—two within creased its staff of psychiatrists, to carry out the specified plan ofstudy and to communicate effec¬tively with the people of that guages.made in the cur¬rencies of participating countriesabroad and cover transportation,expenses of tuition, books andmaintenance for one year.Four UC students are presentlyone month, and the third seven as well as employing an addition- studying in Europe on Fulbrightmonths later—must be taken.Dr. Herbolsheimer said thatthere had been no recurrence orsecondary outbreaks of intestinalflu after its first occurrence inBurton Judson courts two weeksago.Student Health is interested inmaking medical care available toall students, said Dr. Herbolsheim-supported all of the administra- er. “To this end, students are re-lion's policies.” quested to make appointments forFollowing the actual telecast, medical care just as they wouldNixon continued answering ques¬tions from the editors for about book of the week al social worker. fellowships. They are: RobertTonight, 7:15 Cr 9:15UN CHIEN ANDALOU,FALL OF HOUSE OF SERVICEand other experimental filmsSocial Science 122 Four programs, $1.50 SAM FRIEDMANVice-Presidential CandidateSocialist Party, U.S.A.Major Campaign AddressFriday, Oct. 20- 8 p.a,ORIENTAL INSTITUTEBREASTED HALL1155 E. 58th at UniversityAve.No Admission ChargeSponsor: U. of C. Sociolist ClubStudent Government election re¬salts will be announced at thismeeting.45 minutes, giving those editorswho had not questioned him achance to do so.Leaving the hall, Nixon wasamazed to find more than a thou¬sand students gathered on thesteps of Straight hall waiting forhim. With a CBS spotlight shin¬ing on him as he stood at the topof a long, broad flight of stairs,the vice-president spoke impromp¬tu on the subject of the “goodwilltours” which he and his wifemade in Asia and South America.Again, he was cheered by thecrowd.Perhaps the most potent an¬swer to a question, however, of. the entire conference is this oneaccounted by editor Grossman:r asked the vice-president as westood on the stage having ourpictures taken, 'How do you takethe strain?’ His answer was atired shake of his head: ‘I justdon’t know.’” “Those Who Seek" by Daniil Gran¬in — new Soviet novel in English;538 pp. — $1.75Chicago Council of American-Soviet Friendship189 W. 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TOOnow 69cPLASTIC SUGAR AND CREAMER, pair .reg. 79cnow 49cSHOP AT CO-OP SUPER MARTPlenty of tree parking5535 SOUTH HARPERchfe 4 THI CHICAGO MAROON October 26, 1956GADFLY Gadfly policySG: a campus tragic comedy;Search for the missing villainAll discussions about Student Government and what to do with it always take one premisefor granted — that Student Government is bad. Everybody knows how bad the governmentis, so it is no longer even considered necessary to have to prove it. The students know SGis bad—they usually laugh at it and pay no attention to it; the administration knows it'sbad — they give it no power to do anything significant any more; even SG people know thatit's bad — but they usually blame the opposition party or the administration for their faults.Since everybody agreesabout this, we can go straighton to the problem about whatto do with SG. Here, too, therehas been much discussion—andeven action — but the harmonythat characterized the prior pointis lacking. Nobody quite agreeson what to do about SG: shouldit be dissolved? should studentsboycott the polls? should the ad¬ministration give it more power?should it be more representative?etcetera.One reason why there is dis¬agreement about what to do isthat people think that merelyknowing how SG is bad serves assufficient groundwork for reme¬dying its ills. This may sometimesbe the case, but the patent dis¬agreement on what to do indi¬cates that perhaps all relevantinformation has not been consid¬ered. What is still needed is aconsideration of why SG is bad-then perhaps a program forchange will have greater accept¬ance.Reviews criticismsLet us begin with the chargesmade against the government andgo from there to a discussion ofwhy these failings exist. The uni¬versity’s reasons for not support¬ing SG can probably be boileddown to three:Student Government acts child¬ishly when it: 1) spends inordi¬nate amounts of time in trivialparliamentary debate; 2) lets itsown real functions degeneratealmost to the point of nonexist¬ence; and 3) acts so as to embar¬rass the University’s reputation.►Charges made by the studentsagainst SG people likewise re¬duce to three: 1) the politicalparties have no roots in the cam¬pus at-^arge but constitute, in¬stead, discrete social - politicalgroups;2) SG people do not truly repre¬sent their electorate, for theycome from the less serious seg¬ment of students who prefer so¬cial activity to studying; and3) SG people take themselvesloo seriously and are too inflatedwith a sense of their supposedpower to act rationally on manyproblems.The University’s criticismsabout the way SG acts dependreally on the nature of the SGpeople and parties. And the stu¬dents’ criticisms about them re¬flect a feeling that they are notof the best sort to represent thestudent body.Pinpoint* failureNow when a government is notrepresentative of its electorate,one of two reasons must be thecause. Either the governmentoperates through a power struc¬ ture ta “machine”) whereby theconstituents have no say, or elsethe constituency is shirking itsresponsibility. It seems clear thatno “machines” exist on campus(for where is the vote buyingand patronage system?).This leaves us with the stu¬dents; or rather, it leaves SG withan apathetic student body. Thestudents apparently feel that theyhave good cause to ignore SG because it is so bad, but to imaginethat indifference will in any wayimprove it smacks of childishnaivete.If SG is a hopeless case, thenthere is no choice but to remove' Everyone knows how badSG is.it. However, there is no guaran¬tee that it is incurable, a n d onthe other side there is positiveevidence to show that a good cam¬pus government can be beneficial.Cites disadvantagesAn effective Student Govern¬ment offers good political train¬ing. and it has none of the defectsand all the advantages of ourfederal democracy; 1) a smalldecorate where all conflicting in¬terests can come into contactwithout geographic barriers; 2)a more enlightened electoratethan exists at the national level;3) greater intimacy between gov¬ernment people and their constit¬uents; 4) government sessionswhich are open and easily acces¬sible to the total community ofstudents; 5) a more significantindividual ballot because of thesmaller total vote; and 6) UC isa community faced with problemscommon to many communities.Solving and working with com¬munity problems will not end forus when we leave here.If practice is in any way neces¬sary for political responsibility(although many sophisticatedpeople feel they can do withoutit), then it is strange that somany college students — whosebattle cry is, “If we’re old enough to fight, we’re old enough tovote!”—should so calmly ignoresuch an enterprise.Explains needBut there is another reason—even more real—for maintaininga Student Government. It restson the simple fact that the stu¬dents need it. Over ihc past fouryears the student body has fre¬quently complained, rioted, cir¬culated petitions, sat down,marched on the Senate, and so on,to oppose the changes in policythe administration has made—all of which have done them nogood. Odd that they have disre¬garded the one organization that—had it their support—could haveserved as the most effectivecheck to the University’s course.Student Government has no pow¬er because the students have in¬vested none into it; it is a tra¬vesty of bureaucracy because itselectorate has flouted the processof making it into anything else.People at this University seemto have done a magnificent jobof insulating their studies fromtheir regular activities. Graduatestudents pretend that they won’fhave to take a role in the community when they get out of here,and college people think thattheir reading materials are tobe discussed in class only andnever in a real context.Scores apathyDo the lawyers ever take anything but the most cynically juv e¬nile attitude toward SG? Do thepolitical scientists ever attemptto contribute their knowledge toSG problems? Does the commit¬tee on social thought or the socialphilosophy group ever try to an¬alyze the problems that exist hereand now on this campus ratherthan in books? Do college peoplein the social science courses everremember anything de Tocque-ville or Madison said about poli¬tical problems once they get outof class?No wonder Student Governmentis sick. Most students don’t vote,won’t accept office, don’t go toparty caucuses, \o have betterpeople elected and certainly won’tgo to the open SG meetings tohave their opinions heard. Allthey will do, besides laugh at SG,is pass out petitions to abolish it,to abolish the one weapon thatcould be effective in their fightwith the administration for thfirrights.SG is being laughed right intoits grave; its death will signalthe disappearance of the last pos¬sible effective tool the studentshad for preserving their rights.Maybe the students want it thisway; maybe they think they canaccomplish more without it. ButI, for one, don’t believe that.ATOMS IN THE NEWSATOMIC QUEST: A PERSONAL NARRATIVE, by Arthur Holley Compton. . $5.00A distinguished and moving account of the atomic achievement 'INTERNATIONAL ATOMIC POLICY 1945 - 1955, by Admiral Elis Biorklund $3.50An historical-political investigation into the problem of atomic weapons duringthe last decadeFACING THE ATOMIC FUTURE, by E. W. Titerton $5.00A book which deals fully with the implications of atomic powerAlso — have you overlooked these?ATOMS IN THE FAMILY, by Laura Fermi $5.00Mrs. Fermi's account of the "Manhattan Project"THE HYDROGEN BOMB, by Shepley and Blair $3.00Behind the scenes with the A. E. C. while some of the most important decisionsin history were being made.UNIVERSITY of CHICAGO BOOKSTORE5802 Ellis Avenue Gadfly is a new experiment on the part of the Maroonto provide pungent and provocative ideas to the campusat large. Students and faculty are earnestly invited tocontribute to this column. Articles must be no longerthan 750 words and must be consistent with the intellec¬tual standards of the University. Published articles mayor may not be signed, but all contributions must bear thename of the author. Send articles to: Gadfly, Maroonoffice, Ida Noyes hall. Readers are also invited to expresstheir views on Gadfly articles in "Letters to Gadfly."On Campos with(Author ef "Barefoot Boy with. Chttk,” tic.)MARKING ON THE CURVE...AND WHAT TO DO ABOUT ITTwonkey Crimscott was a professor. Choate Sigafooswas a sophomore. Twonkey Crimscott was keen, cold,brilliant. Choate Sigafoos was loose, vague, adenoidal.Twonkey Crimscott believed in diligence, discipline, andmarking on the curve. Choate Sigafoos believed in elves,Jayne Mansfield, and thirteen hours sleep each night.Yet there came a time when Twonkey Crimscott —mentor, sage, and savant — was thoroughly out-thought,out-foxed, out-maneuvered, out-ployed, and out-wittedby Choate Sigafoos, sophomore.It happened one day when Choate was at the librarystudying for one of Mr. Crimscott’s exams in sociology.Mr. Crimscott’s exams were murder — plain, flat murder.They consisted of one hundred questions, each questionhaving four possible answers—A, B, C, and D. The troublewas that the four choices were so subtly shaded, so in¬tricately worded, that students more clever by far thanChoate Sigafoos were often set to gibbering.So on this day Choate sat in the library poring overhis sociology text, his tiny brow furrowed with concen¬tration, while all around him sat the other members ofthe sociology class, every one studying like crazy. “Whata waste!” he thought. “All this youth, this verve, thisbounce, chained to musty books in a musty library! Weshould be out singing and dancing and smooching andcutting didoes on the greensward!"Then, suddenly, an absolute gasser of an idea hitChoate. “Listen!” he shouted to his classmates. “Tomor¬row when we take the exam, let’s all — every one of us —check Choice ‘A’ on every question —every one of them."“Huh?" said his classmates. -“Mr. Crimscott marks on the curve. If we all checkthe same answers, then we all get the same score, andeverybody in the class gets a ‘C’."“Hmm,” said his classmates.“Let’s get out of here and have a ball!" said Choate.So they all ran out and lit Philip Morrises and hada ball, as, indeed, you will too when you light a PhilipMorris, for if there ever was a cigarette to lift the spiritand gladden the heart, it is today’s new Philip Morris-firm and pure and fragrant and filled with true, natural,golden tobacco, lip end to tip end.\. should be Oat 6iWU6 M tmocdwfflWell sir, the next morning the whole class did whatChoate said and, sure enough, they all got “C’s,” and theypicked Choate up and carried him on their shoulders andsang “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow" and plied him withsweetmeats and Philip Morris and girls and put onbuttons which said “I DOTE ON CHOATE."But they were celebrating too soon. Because the nexttime shrewd old Mr. Crimscott gave them a test, he gavethem only one question—to wit: write a 30,000 wordessay on “Crime Does Not Pay."“You and your ideas,” they said to Choate and toreoff his epaulets and broke his sword and drummed himout of the school. Today, a broken man, he earns a meagerliving as a camshaft in Toledo.©Max Shuhnan, 10564t the top of the curie of smoking pleasure, you'll find today'snew Philip Morris. So, confidently, say the makers of PhilipMorris, who bring you this column each week.October 26, 1956 THE CHICAGO MAROON Page 5~Y\\ c^caci°11 lorooii letterAristotle Schwartz recalls Golden AgeIssued every Friday throughout the school year and intermittently during themi miner quarter, by the publisher, the Chicago Maroon, at 1212 East 59th Street,Chicago 37, Illinois. Telephones: Editorial office, Midway 3-08M, ext. 3266; Busi¬ness and advertising office, Midway 3-0800, ext. 3265. Subscriptions by mail, *3per year. Business office hours; 2 p.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Saturday.Iditor-in-chief Ronald J. GrossmanManaging editor Norman LewakBusiness manager Gary MokotoffExecutive news editor Jeon KwonAdvertising manager Lawrence D. KesslerEditorial assistant Gob BrownHews editors , . .Adrienne Kinkaid, Oliver LeeCopy editors Kathy Alter, Betsy KirtleyFeature editor Robert HalaszSports Editor George KarcozesCulture editor Dave ZackPhoto editor Bob WilsonArt editor Kent FlanneryEditorial staff: Raymond Ald&z, Harold Bernhardt, William Brandon. Carl Dol-nick. Rochelle Dnbnow, Zelda Eisen. Mary Flnkle, Gary Gltnick. Phyl Henry,Earl Herrick, Jeanne Herrick, Ralph Hirseh, Gall Massie, Marge Russell, SueShapiro, Linda Simons, Art Taltal, Judy Victor.Business staff: Gerson Greenberg, Don Volk, Walter Williams. I, Aristotle Schwartz, fer¬vently wishing to remainsound of mind in my sene¬scence, do invoke the Muses toguide my pen just once more, forI fear I have not long to live.When I was young, the influ¬ence of Hutchins pervaded. Thisivory tower echoed these words:Knowledge is the fruit of youthand the delight of old age. ButHutchins has passed on, and thisivory tower is a bare, ruined choirwhere late the birdies sang.All around me I see children atplay. Do not let seriousness shad¬ow your folly, innocent children.Play on, play, play football if youmust.Also, I am too old to play atchild’s games. What cannot berectified is perhaps left ignored;therefore I will comfort myself with memories I have from theGolden Age.When I die. children, think ofme kindly. All I ever asked forwas a place in the sun. Forgiveme for my naivity. (sic).Goodbye,Aristotle Schwartz(Editor’s note: Under a head¬line of “Last queer kid leavescampus,” the April 1, 1955, issueof the Maroon announced the de¬parture (right) of AristotleSchwartz. He “was escorted bythree campus police ... to thecorner of 57th and Woodlawn andpointed northwest. He was givena CTA token and a warning neverto return to campus again.”Since that time letters havebeen received by the Maroon tell¬ing of the various adventures ofthis last of all “queer kids.”)GadflybreathtakingIt is for an academician, a mostexhilarating experience to finda sophistic tour de force such asappeared in the Gadfly of 12 October.Its classic purity was breath-taking.To Imply that an objective analysisof principles and practice Is the crite¬rion of choice In evaluating politicalphilosophies, and to attack liberals onthe basts of thetr hypothetical motiva¬tion and mode of attachment—mag¬nificent.To point out the weaknesses of thecults of personality and then to Invokethe spirit of Hutchins In defense of theprinciple that divergence of opinionought to be cultivated--absolutely In¬spired. especially In view of Hutchln'soutspoken Thom ism.To. In short, abjure the contemptible,tlie dangerous, and the shabby in poli¬tical Intercourse, while adopting theshabby, the dangerous, and the con¬temptible—priceless.But perhaps I over-estimate the gad¬fly—perhaps his contentions are seri¬ously made.Let us examine his four relevantfactors.Numbers one and two (“the liberalopinion . . . does not demand ... ananalysis”; "Liberalism magnifies andsides with Issues (which encourage)strong emotional interest . . . *’), inaddition to being conclusions whosegenerality Is staggering, especially Inthe absence of corroborative analysis,are In contradiction with statementsoccurring later In gadfly's effort (“Lib¬eralism Is Itself a highly enlightenedand adequate political philosophy”;"this article Is not an attack on lib¬erals”).There follows. In point three, an¬other generalization, unbuttressed withfact os to the “more conservative na¬ture” of those elements which rarelyexpress themselves openly on campus.Point four seems to approach (asymp¬totically) the thought that Adlal Ste¬venson’s rhetoric is not a logically suf¬ficient reason for accepting a liberalcredo. Nor, one might add, Is gadfly’srhetoric a logically coherent attack onPHOTOGRAPHERS1171 CAST 55th STREET MIDWAY 3-4433CutcodfJrT* **srvMtfrr ALL LAUNDRYSERVICES1. FREE pickup fir delivery2. Wash & Huff dry3. Flatwork fir familyfinish4. Shirts fir chinos5. Quality dry cleaning6. Any size cotton rugwashed fir driedRapid, ConvenientEconomicalI University Quick Laundry1376 E. 55th St. PL 2-9097 Editorial Cartoonthe position of the liberal on, or off,campus.Two final comments. Enlighteneddiscussion is not, Ipso facto, suffocatedby the presence of a consensus; In theabsence of oppressive measures, noneof which have come to my attentionIn eight years of affiliation with theuniversity, only a political paranoiacould prevent one from freely express¬ing his political opinion around theReynolds club. And finally, appeals for"competent political controversy”should themselves strive for compe¬tence.Alvin G. BursteinWho's conformistThanks for telling all badliberals to be good liberals. Ifliberalism includes among itstenets one which holds that nosubject (including liberalism it¬self) be barred from free andopen discussion, then I fully agreewith your call to liberals to bemore liberal.As one who has been a would-be Republican nominee for Vice-president, I urge students who aretired of airless conformity undermonolithic liberalism to studycarefully, and thus contrast, thespontaneity and openness of dis¬cussion and action at the Republi¬can national convention last Au¬gust with the empty motions per¬formed at the Democratic nation¬al convention the week before.As a non monolithic liberal, IremainJoe Smith(Editor’s note: Mr. Smith’s realname, that of a UC student, hasbeen withheld on request, and inaccordance with Maroon policy.) Faculty senate, safety man?iijllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllPAID POLITICAL ADVERTISEMENT| NOW Is The Time| Student Government is not fully in touch= WlUl the CampUS. This is partly because under the present set-EE up the majority party assumes all responsibility, and the minority party55 acts in a strictly partisan capacity. Debate is centered on personalities55 and on opinions, not on issues. This heat without light removes the "stu-EE dent leaders'4 from the students.H SRP feels that a solution is for both majority and minority parties to|§ shore responsibility and work. Committee chairmanships| and offices must be shared in proportion ton the assembly s representation, sg con no longer of-== ford the portisan luxury of isolated parties, without responsibility for is-== sues and without appeal to the student who still looks hopefully to SG55 for constructive action.EE SG members must ALL be willing to contribute fully to this year's pro-EE gram.The parties must cooperate in the many areas of common agree-=§ ment. No longer must partisan interests destroy the opportunity to doEE what needs to be done. This must happen in the 1956-57 assembly.| SRP pledges itself to this policy of a govern-| ment united in action and cooperative in| responsibility.■ VOTE SRP55 * A FREE UNIVERSITY IN A FREE SOCIETY liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiKiniiiiiiiiiniiiniii^ViceroyBrand BBrand CcxGLc.^ One 8 x 10 FinishedPortrait*650ONLYSelect from 6 ProofsThis Offer GoodUntil Wed., Oct. 31MAKE YOURAPPOINTMENTNOW!Photographer1457 - 59 E. 57BU 8-0876Page 6 October 26, 1956f-On Every Campus... Co/fege Menone/'kJoM&i m discovering whyViceroysare Smoother Coming events on quadranglesBECAUSE ONLY VICEROYHAS 20,000 FILTERSTwice AsMany FiltersAS THE OTHER TWOLARGEST-SELLING FILTER BRANDSCALLPETERSONMOVING & STORAGE CO55th & Ellis AvenueBUtterfield 8 6711FricVjy, October 26Student Government elections end.Fraternity rushing ends.Cercle francais, 3 p.m , Ida Noyes hall.Lecture, “Some Problems of AustralianForeign Policy,’’ Gordon Greenwood,Prof., Queensland U., 3:30 p.m., Soc.Sci.. 302.Calvert club discussion, “On the exist¬ence of God.” DeSales house. 4:30 p.m.Lutheran sludents, “Milwaukee heresytrial*:, ' 7 p.m., chapel house, (supper,6 r .m.)Ca’yert club retreat at Childerly, carsleave DeSales house, 7-8 p.m.Socialist club, campaign speech by SamFriedman, Socialist vice-presidentialcandidate, 8 p.m.. Breasted hall.Economics seminar, “Economics in theunderdeveloped countries," prof. PeterBauer. Cambridge U., 7:45 p.m., Rosen-wald 2.Lecture, “Education and politics inFormosa.” prof. D. F. Lsch, graduatehistory club, Ida Noyes hall, 8 p.m.Lecture, “Can you vote for peace?"prof. Perry L^Fevre, 8 p.m., 5220Greenwood.Hillel fireside, “Toynbee's view of theJews." prof. Ralph Marcus. 8:30 p.m.(Sabbath service at 7:45), Hillel house.Clianning club, “Creative imaginationin religion: uses of the past.” Rev.L. T. Pennington. 8 p.m. (coffee at7:30), 5638 Woodlawn.Outing club discussion of Christmasinterim ski trip, 8 p.m., Ida Noyes.Friday Frolic, International house.8 p.m., admission.Halloween party, SSA club, the point,55th and Lake Michigan, 8 p m.Saturday, October 27Varsity cross-country meet, UC vs. U.of Wisconsin - Milwaukee, 11 a m.,Washington park.Hike, Sauk trail forest preserve, meetInt house lobby, noon, supper $1.75.Socialist club, lunch with Sam Fried¬man, Socialist vice-presidential can¬didate, 1 p.m.. 51 E. Chicago ave., $2,reservations PL 2-7882.Concert of folk-music by Pete Seeger,children or accompanied adults only,75 cents, 3 p.m., Mandel hall.Madrigal singers rehearsal, 3 p.m.,. IdaNoyes.Concert of folk-music by Peter Seeger,8:30 p.m., Ida Noyes, $1 admission,$1.50 reserved.Expert RepairsTV - Radio - PhonosPickup Cr DeliveryHERMANS“for over ‘.lit years"’2310 E. 71st Ml 3-6700AMAZINGCHRISTMASGIFT OFFERMOVINGFORThe exclusive Viceroy filter is madefrom pure cellulose—soft, snow-white, natural.PLUS-'een- COMPARE!Howmany filters inyoorfilter tip? (Remember—the more filters thesmoother the toste!)TEMPLE ISAIAH ISRAEL CHORAL SOCIETYAndrew Foldi, Directorinvites members of the communityto join preparingHaydn's “The Creation*’Temple Isaiah IsraelCommunity House,First Rehearsal Room 23Nov. 1, 8:30 P.M. 5039 S. Greenwood Open house, hard times party at Psi U..9 p.m., 5639 University.Radio broadcast, "The sacred note.”Rockefeller chapel choir, 30:15 p.m.,WBBM.Sunday, October 28Episcopal communion service, Bondchapel, 8:30 a.m.Roman Catholic masses, DeSales house,8:30. 10. 11 a.m.Lutheran communion service, Hiltonchapel, 10 a.m.Radio broadcast, "The skyscraper andthe city,” prof. Otto G. von Simson,asst. prof. Harold M. Mayer, assoc,prof. Alfred Caldwell, IIT. deanM. F. X. Donohue, moderator, WMAQ,10:35 a.m.University religious service, rev. prof.Huston Smith. Washington U., preach¬ing, 11 a.m.. Rockefeller chapel.Christian science organization recep¬tion. 3:30 p.m., Ida Noyes.Glee club rehearsal. 4:30 p.m.. Ida Noyes.Carillon concert, 4:30 p.m.. Rockefellerchapel.Canterbury association informal sup¬per, 6 p.m., BrerU house, 50 cents.Porter fellowship, "Decline of students’faith." prof. Ross Snyder. 7 p.m. (sup¬per, 6 p.m., 50 cents). Sw ift commons.Reformation vespers, by‘Lutheranchurch at UC. With Valparaiso U.choir, 7:30 p.m.. Rockefeller chapel.Clianning club discussion, “Man's ulti¬mate commitment," £ p m., 1174 E.57th.SRP caucus, 7:30 p.m., Ida Noyes.Monday, October 29Deadline, Rhodes scholarship applica¬tions. consult dean Chauncy 10 Har¬ris. Social Sciences 111, ext. 2501.MAROON staff meeting, 3:30 p.m..Maroon offices, Ida Noyes.CHICAGO REVIEW staff meeting. 4:30p m.. Review offices. Reynolds club.Movie: A star is born. 8 pm., Int houseassembly hall, 45 cents.Carillon concert, 6 p.m., RockefellerchapelOrgan concert by Flor Peeters, organistof Malines cathedral, 8:30 pm.. Rock¬efeller chapel, students 50 rents.League for civil liberties, election andplanning meeting, 8 p.rr,., Social Sci-/enccs 201.Radio broadcast, “And gladlv teach.”interview of dean Robert M' Strozier,prof. Robert J Haviehurst, and assoc,prof. Herbert W. Schooling, 9:30 p.m.,WMAQ. Tuesday, October 30 ^Lecture, “How can you vote for civilrights?” Prof. Herman Finer. OscarBrown, George B. McKlbbon, 4 p.n>Social Sciences 122.Seminar. “Principles of molecular bi¬ology.” prof. Kurt Felix, U. of Frank¬furt, 4 p.m.. Breasted hall.Dorfilm: Le Jour se leve (Daybreak)Social Sciences 122, 7:15 and « jj tp.m., 40 cents. *Blackfriars meeting, 7 p.m., Ida NoyesMadrigal singers rehearsal, 7 p.m ruNoyes.Chess club meeting, 7 p.m., Ida NoyesDebate. “Which candidate should beelected president?” presented by Stu¬dents for Stevenson, and Students forElsenhower, 7:30 p.m., Mandel hallStudent government organizationalmeeting, 7:30 p.m., Law north.Debate, “What has changed?” presentedby Young socialist league and Laboryouth league, 8 p-m., Rosenwald 2.Lecture, "Mycenae, the capital city ofAgamemnon,” prof. George E Mv.lonas, Washington U., 8:30Breasted hall. p.m..UNIVERSITYBARBER SHOP1453 E. 57thFine haircuttingThree barbers workingLadies' haircuttingFloyd C. ArnoldProprietor Folk dancing, 8 p m., Int house assem¬bly hall, 50 cents.FTS wives party, 8 p.m., 5757 WoodlawnRadio broadcast, “And gladly teach "with Interviews of Nursery schoolteachers, 9:30 p.m., WMAQ.Wednesday, October 31Haskell lecture, "Secret cults and m\s-tical confraternities,” visiting prof.Mlrcea Eliade, 3:30 p.m., Social Sci¬ences 122.Hillel foundation seminar, "Conflict ofIdeas In modern Jewish thought,"3:30 p.m., Hillel house.Canterbury association, evensong serv¬ice, 5:05 p.m., Bond chapel.Glee club rehearsal, 7 p.m., Rostn-wald 2.Students for Eisenhower meeting. £p.m., Ida Noyes east lounge.Carillon concert, 8 p.m., Rockefellerchapel. yLecture, Stephen Spender, British poet, 1editor, and critic, reading and dis< -Bing his own works, sponsored byChicago Review, 8:30 p.m., Mandelhall, admission.Radio broadcast, "And gladlv teach.’* JInterviews with laboratory schoolteachers, 9:30 p.m., WMAQ.Thursday* November 1Student Zionist organizational meeting.Breasted hall, 3:30. Faculty panel dis¬cusses American economic policy.Statistics seminar. "Ergodiq theoremsfor Markov chains,” visiting prof.Kal Lai Chung, 4 p.m., Eckhart 207.Microbiology dub, "Preliminary studies*?concerning effects of ultrasonics onbacterial morphology,” prof. GiulioBosco, U. of Rome, 4:30 p.m , RickettN 1.Varsity cross-country meet, UC vs.Southern Illinois U., 4:30 p.in., Wash¬ington park.Lecture, “Modern France — a balancesheet,” Philip M. Williams, OxfordU. and visiting prof., Columbia U.,|4:30 p.m , Social Sciences 122.FTF world church fellowship, “Layapostolate in the missionary faith."prof. Gibson Winter, 8 p.m. 5144Dorchester (Beaver). •Campus archaeological society, “C\ir-frent problems in archaeology. Greece"and Rome,’’ 8 p.m., Ida Noyes,WHY GO DOWNTOWN♦ For Your Ivy Leaguet Haberdashery & ClothingZ WE HAVE THE LATEST ANDt WE'RE CLOSE AT HAND♦ TRY US |♦ Short or Tall . . . 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The permanent.teal had for its central featureihe phoenix and above it, the openhook and motto. Around the outerrdge was this inscription: Sigil-liim ITnlversitatis t'hicagnicensis,A.I). MDCCCXC, and inside thisinscription: A Johanne DavisonKookefeller Fundatae.Professor Paul Shorey thoughtof the motto while reading thephrase in Tennyson’s “In Mem-oriam”: “Let knowledge growfrom more to more.” It impressedhim as being one of the purposesof the school. He then translatedit into Latin Scientia ereseat.A phrase that would expressUC’s ideal of service was thenlacking. Professor Shorey remem¬ bered the passage in the sixthbook of the Aeneid and offered itas a motto for the University:C'reseat scientia; vita excolatur.The motto for the seal was wel¬comed and adopted by the Univer¬sity.The full translation for thepresent motto is “Let knowledgegrow from more to more; and sobe human life enriched.”Chicago MaroonCLASSIFIEDSStudent rate 5c per word. Others 10c per word. 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Greek youths thank WUS(This article is excerpted from a report by Irene Garudarki, written about her experi¬ences with World University Service in Greece.)“Please assure the WSSF (former name for WUS) delegates in Greece and the studentsin other countries who send us this help that we shall be grateful to them all our livesbecause they have given us the means to continue our studies.”.This was the reaction of aschool group I visited when paying their registration fees out of WSSF funds.“When we came to youroffice, we were sure thatWSSF would try to find someway to help us to pay our can¬teen and hostel fees. It is a verygreat disappointment to studywithout food; but now we knowthat we shall find every noon inthe canteen a plate ready for us,”said another group.All the students were verygrateful, because through thishelp they are now in a position tocomplete their education. Thoughthey are poor, they struggle tocontinue their education, but needhelp. Many are refugees from theguerrillas or from communistcountries and have lost contactwith their families.“Chatzikyriakon,” a big houseused as an orphanage before thewar, is now a camp for refugeesfrom other countries. Here theyhave their own community:homes, small groceries, shoe¬maker shops; but everythinglooks poor and disorganized.Every corner and even the corri¬dors are full of people. Most ofthe students live in tents in thegarden of the house.The situation of students* whodo not live in the camp is notmuch different because they areobliged to choose the cheapestplace in which to hve. One findsstudent rooms which look morelike hiding places.One of the many cases of needystudents helped by WSSF is thatof Christos, 23, a student in thelaw school at the University ofAthens. His father died whenChristos was eleven, and at thatpoint the boy was obliged to beginhis long struggle He came fromEye ExaminationsVisual TrainingDr. Kurt Rosenbaumoptometrist1132 E. 55th StreetHYde Park 3-8372“I WON’T WEAR A THINGBUT TOWNEAND KING!”says DU6ALD McTAVISH, authorand war veteranHANOVER, N.H., Aug. 31-Dug’smanuscript, “The Prof in the ShinyBlue Suit)’ has just been accepted byCoed Press; movie rights are up forgrabs. Well known as a get-aheadpersonality, Dug tried to join the Navyin 1942, but his nurse handcuffed himto his crib. At 18, he came out of theKorean War a full corporal. Whenphotographed for this news item, he in¬sisted on posing in his favorite sweater.T&K’s new crew neck pullover.(NOTE: This crew neck, of ruggedimported wool yarns, comes in yourfavorite colors; sizes 38-46... 12.95.)Towne and King, ltd.Coordinated Knitwear595 Broadway, Redwood City, California his home in Thessaly to Athensand registered in the universitywith money given to him by thedirector of the primary schoolwhere he had taught. He was oneof the first-ranking students inthe entrance examinations for ihelaw school.Christos now lives in the officeof a lawyer from Mouzakion. Theonly income he has is pocketmoney given to him from time totime by the president of the unionof Greek men of letters and byanother doctor. Because he is agood student, and in the hope thatsomeday he would be able to helpThessaly and Greece in his work, the WSSF'scholarship committeepaid his registration fee to thecanteen, providing him withluncheon.Tour city“Searchlights on Chicago,” asociological tour sponsored by theSocial Service Administration,will be given Friday, November 2.Hull House, Chinatown, and otherparts of the city will he visited.Hans O. Mauksh, sociologist at St.Luke’s hospital, will guide thetour. Tickets, $2.00, can be ob¬tained in Cobb 203.Student Union elects three;retain Boyd and KnowlesStudent Union elections have filled three of the five posi¬tions on SU’s board of directors with new faces.A membership meeting last week elected Barry Rappaport,director of facities; David Ish, director of operations, ancl MaryJeanne Slabodnik, director of publications.Two current officers — Sylvia Boyd, president, and Buford Knowles,secretary-treasurer — were elected to their positions at the time ofratification of the present SU constitution.SU has already sponsored one free C-dance, held last Friday nightin Ida Noyes, and plans the next C-dance on November 30. This dancewill be the first of the monthly “paying” C-dances to be held by SU.SU v/ill also sponsor an election night party on November 6. withTV, en'ertainment and refreshments. 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October 26, 1956Science must conformJohn Rader Platt, associate professor of physics at UC, haspublished an article, “Style in science” (October Harper), thatseems destined to get under the skin of many “pure scientists.”To make the point that scientists differ, Platt introducesfour familiar figures: Ablewho is volatile; Baker, plod¬ding; Charlson, original by virtueof ignoring the work of others;and Doggett, foot-note happy,from whom “no historical crannyis safe.”Which of these types, he asks,is more likely to come up with agreat scientific discovery? Ormore broadly: “Does it make anydifference to knowledge who in¬vents a thing first, or what kindof mind and style he has?”On the role of determinism indiscovery. Platt emphasizes thatin addition to discoveries havingmechanical preconditions thatmust be met, they must also beunderstood by the scientific com¬munity of their day, for “brilli¬ ance has an obligation not onlyto create but also to communi¬cate.”In his own words: “A socialnecessity fixes not only the tim¬ing of a discovery but the workmethods of the discoverer; it af¬fects the heat of the controversiesengendered, and where science issuccessful it sets the canons oftaste which determines whetherthe discovery is accepted or re¬jected at a given stage of proof.”In closing he throws out a revo-tlutionary suggestion to the gen¬eral cultural or political historianto test theories of history in therelatively simple microcosm ofthe scientific world!Harold BernhardtDoc Film Tuesday, Oct. 30Jeon Gabin and ArlettyLE JOUR SE LEVE(Daybreak)first showing in ten years!5oc. Sci. 122 Admission 40 cents Med students looking for cul¬ture outside of agar bottles willfind that Chicago has plenty tooffer. To assist such characters(and any others) the culture vul¬ture leaves its roost in the Ma¬roon office each week to flit fromthe quadrangles to the Loop,pausing to gaze longingly atschedules of symphony concerts,plays, movies, art exhibits andsuch carryin’s on.On campus this week . . .Saturday. October 27—Pete Seeger.folky folk singer and banjolst extra¬ordinaire wUl appear In two concerts atMandel hall, sponsored by SRP. Theafternoon concert begins at 3, and Isrestricted to children with adults, whilethe 8:30 affair will be open to all whocan scrape $1.50 reserved ticket priceor $1 general admission out of theirjeans. Children admitted for 75c.Friday, October 26—The first of fourexperimental film programs will be pre¬sented by Doc Film In Soc Scl 122, at7:15 and 9:15. A surrealist film by Dali:a modern rendering of Poe’s “Fall ofthe House of Usher”; “Ballet Mech-anlque," a film experiment by Leger;and “Begone Dull Care," Norman Mc¬Laren abstraction drawn to a jazzsound track, will be shown. Admission Is by series ticket only, and costs $1.50for the four performances.Wednesday. October 31 — StephenSpender, British poet and critic, wUlpresent a reading and discussion of hispoetry sponsored by the Chicago Re¬view, at 8:30 p.m. In Mandel hall. Re¬served seats, $2, genera; admission, $1.Friday, November 2—The second Uni¬versity concert wlU present the Jul-llard quartet playing works by Verdi,Weber and Schubert. In Mandel hall at8:30. Admission, $1.50.Goods peed hall art exhibit, “Paintersin Color,” pictures from local collec¬tions.Lexington ball studio, exhibition ofdrawings by Fred Berger.Near campus . . .Friday, Saturday and Sunday—HydePark Actors Workshop, 1506 Hyde Parkboulevard, continues to present threeone-acters by Wedekind, Saroyan andBennet. Curtain rises at 8:45, stu¬dent admission, $1, general admission,$1.50.Hyde Park theater presents, startingFriday, October 26. John Steinbeck’sGrapes of Wrath, the English war movie,Cockleshell Heroes and a spanking newUPA cartoon featuring Mr. McGoo.Student admission, 50 cents.Ill the loop . . .Studebaker theater, 418 South Michi¬gan, presents Shaw's Androcles and theLion through Sunday, directed andwith a prologue by Sir Cedric Hard-wicke. Eugene O’Neil's Marco MiUions begins a month's run Tuesday. Ticket*.$1.25 and up. ^For drama In a lighter vein. Bo-Friend, now in Its seventh week at theBlackstone theater. Is Introducing spe¬cial weekend time schedules. Two Sat¬urday performances will be at 6 and9:15 p.m., and two Sunday shows at3 and 7 p.m. Monday through Fridaycurtain time will be the usual 8 30Tickets start at $2.20.The Chicago symphony has been con¬tinuing its trend away from “pops"concerts Saturday evenings. Last Sat¬urday night Izler Solomon, director ofthe Indianapolis symphony, gave theorchestra a brief respite from Reiner’sbulldog stare In a performance ofDvorak’s "New World" symphony, Sme.tena's Moldau and similar numbers that,riding the line between “pojw" musicand standard “heavy" repertoire, leanenough to the side of respectability toappeal to most UC concertgoers.Today at 2 p.m., Oeza Anda will bspiano soloist and Fritz Reiner will di¬rect a program consisting of Berlioz’s“Corsair” overture; Debussy's Iberiasuite; Bartok's second piano concerto;and two works by Ravel. “Pavanne fora Dead Infanta” and “Spanish Rhap¬sody.”The symphony will offer a children’sconcert Tuesday, at 3 p.m., with JohnWelcher directing a varied program andRobert Peller as piano soloist.Next Thursday, at 8:15 and next Fri¬day at 2 p.m., Inge Borkh, soprano, andPaul Schoeffler, baritone, will partici¬pate with Fritz Reiner In an all-Wagnerprogram. 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It’s the only one of its kind!Come see the new car that goes ’em allone better-the new 1957 Chevrolet! The new Bel Air 4-Door Sedan—ott# of20 striking new Chevies.Only franchised Chevrolet dealers /CHEVROLET /i display this famous trademarkSee Your Authorized Chevrolet Dealer......... , . . W.U ... , , r Lyric theater productions this weekwill be Verdi’s La Traviata tonight. IITrovatore tomorrow, Mozart’s Don Gio¬vanni on Monday; Puccini's Tosca onTuesday; La Traviata on Wednesday;Tosca next Friday and Salome, byStrauss, next Saturday night. Curtaintime will be 8 p.m., except for Salomeat 8:30. Tickets, $2 up.The Berlin Philharmonic orchestra,Herbert von Karajan, conauctor, per¬forms at Orchestra hall tonight andSaturday at 8:30 p.m. Curtain timeSunday will be 3:30. The orchestra willplay works by Richard Strauss, Mozartand Beethoven on Friday; Weber, Schu¬bert and Schumann Saturday; andCherubini, Honegger, and Brahms onSunday. Tickets. $2 and up.World Playhouse. 410 South Michigan,is premiering the first full length filmon the art of bullfighting next Friday.Student price 50 cents except Saturdayand Sunday.Culture Vulture welcomes suggestionsfor new perches, and will try to provideInformation abmit Interesting culturalevents occurring anywhere In Chicago.STUDENTWIVESWORK ON CAMPUSThe Personnel Office has awide variety of full-timeclerical and technical posi¬tions that are open. We aresure there is one that willinterest you.WE NEEDSecretariesStenographersTypistsBookkeepersClerksClinical TechniciansResearch Technicians(including)Medical ChemistsHematologistsHistologistsBacteriologistsBENEFITS INCLUDE3 weeks' paid vacation2 weeks' sick leaveTuition remissionLibrary and recreationalprivilegesapply NOWPanoRMl Office956 E. 58th St.October 26, 1956 THE CHICAGO MAROON Page 9Goodspeed gallery Goldsaild pleasesgives ‘color’ show Some 700 persons heard Robert Goldsand provide a most auspicious opening to the 1956 57University concert series Friday night with an all-Schumann commemorative program.Highlights of the concert were excellent renditions of the lengthy C major Fantasy, andthe popular Carnaval.Goldsand opened his program with two short works, the opus 18, "Arabesque,” andThe Renaissance society at Goodspeed hall has given itsfirst exhibition this year the dubious title “Painters in Color.”It would have been much more appropriate, though less the- _ , _matic, to have called the show simply “Good Pictures from “Traumeswirren,” from opus 12, giving them a warm but somewhat reserved interpreta-Local Collections.” What weactually have is a group of “Growth,” a largo oil by Estebanseldom seen, quite disparate paint- Vicente. Here the quite violentings, which, while a pleasure tosee, resist having too much incommon.Easily distancing their neigh-hoi’s, Bonnard’s “Vestibule” andMonet’s “Water Lilies” are thestandouts of the exhibition. Lightin the Bonnard works above all tomake fluent the static and angu¬lar composition, just as, for Mo¬net, it does the opposite, in giv- idiom is tempered by a middle-keyed, sensitive color schemewhich together, produce a curioustension.From the whimsical “Motherand Child” by Chagall to Ratt-ner’s austere and vivid "Two Fig¬ures with Masks,” color, in bothcases highly saturated, makes amost affecting gesture. In vari¬ous other ways there are also tion. He relinquished all of hiscaution, though none of hisalmost frightening concentra¬tion, in the third work, the Fan¬tasy in C major, opus 17.Mandel Hall's musty acousticsresounded to an exuberantly lyri¬cal performance that lost none ofits forcefulness through occasion¬al fluffs in the crescendos of thefirst two movements. The overall movement. The spontaneous ova¬tion during the movement breaksstood in sharp contrast to theperfunctory applause greeting thefirst two pieces.After a short intermission Gold¬sand returned to close out his pro¬gram with two more minor works,the opus 18 "Novelette” and theopus 7 “Toeatta,” and the finalmajor work of the evening, Car¬ing substance to an extremely notable works by Delauney, Kan- impression was one of perfect bal- naval. All three, especially theloose and seemingly casual form, dinsky, and Dufy, on view till No- ance and lyric quality, shining last, received very warm and pow-Aside from this pair, I think the vember 14. through even the jerky thunder- erful .interpretations, indicatingmost attractive other work s Max Kozloff ing chords closing the second , '.. _ ’ „ **perhaps that Goldsand’s moodwas much more joyous than hisgrimly set face revealed. He re¬sponded to the audience’s appre¬ciative applause by returning forthree short encores, capping offa most excellent concert.The next concert in the serieswill feature the Julliard quartetplaying a program of quartetsUT produces Organists' guild presentsShaw fantasy Belgian colleague's lettersUniversity Theatre opensits new season in Mandel hallNovember 8, with Shaw’sSimpleton of the UnexpectedIsles. This fantasy, produced onlyonce before in this country, dealswith collective intermarriage be¬tween East and West, and howthe fruits thereof stand up onJudgment day. Underneath theaction runs a typical Shavian sat¬ire on the British character.Marvin Phillips, UT director,announced the fantasy’s cast lastweek. Wayne Caudill, who wasseen in the Court theater thissummer, will play Iddy. Bothsides of him will be Linda Libera,who appeared in last year’s pro¬duction of The Crucible, andLouise Arnold. Floating abovehim will be George Wellwarth,veteran Court theater player, asthe angel come to administer jus¬tice. Carol Horning, Martha Sil¬verman, and Tom Lasswell roundout the cast. Flor Peeters, world-ronowned organist of the Metropolitancathedral of St. Rombold in Malines, Belgium, and directorof the Royal Flemish conservatory in Antwerp, will play anorgan recital in Rockefeller Memorial chape), Monday eveningat 8:30.His appearance in Chicago is sponsored by the Chicagochapter of the American Guild WUCB programs'live' broadcasts,'canned' musicOver 30 hours of student-approved programs are pre¬sented every week overWUCB, the University’s own stu¬dent-run radio station.Student productions are pre¬sented each evening from 7 untilmidnight, while classical music isrebroadcast during the day andlate evening.One of the features of theWUCB broadcasting day, said astudio spokesman, is “The LittleWorld,” live reading of an mj-usual short story by a noted au¬thor. The program, presentedTuesday and Thursday nights at12:30, is designed as a “moodpiece,” the spokesman said, andof Organists, which will holda reception in Ida Noyes hallafter the concert for members ofthe Belgian consulate in Chicago,and Belgian students at the Uni¬versity.James R. Lawson, chapel caril-lonneur, will perform composi¬tions for carillon by Peeters andother contemporary Flemish com¬posers preceding the organ re¬cital.Included in Peeters’ programare the Passaeaglia and Fuguein C Minor by J. S. Bach; worksby three Old Flemish masters:Obrecht, Fiocco, and Van denGheyn; Chorale in E by CesarFranck; a toccata for organ byCamile van Hulse; and a selec¬ tion of original compositions.Admission to the general pub¬lic is $1.50, but UC students willbe admitted for the special rate of50 cents on presentation of IDcards both at the time of purchaseof ticket and on entering thechapel.International House Movies IMonday evenings, 8:00 P.M. — Assembly Hall || Monday, October 29 — 45c —— A Star is Born <American) =^rllllHIlililllllllllllllltlllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllltlllllllllimilllilllllllllllllltlillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllli^ There’s IVTo Sale LikeWholesaleDeor Student;Chances are, you love Cash-mere Sweaters by Hinda andether famous bronds. *. . . Here's how you can save33 1/3% to 50%All Sizes — Colors — StylesBy Buying at Wholesale PricesCome toSamuel Murrow &Company(In the heart of theWholesale Market)Daily 9 to 5:30 Saturdays 9 to 3:30318 W. 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You get much moreof what you’re smoking for ... real richflavor, real satisfaction, and the smoothestsmoke ever—thanks to exclusive A0CU * RAT ITake your pleasure big .. •Smoke for reol.. * smoke ChesfertleM!©L!***tt t W €)(• Tub*.-CD Co.Page 10 THE CHICAGO MAROON October 26, 1956Hither and YonObserve co-eds ’ knees, sick tick-tockHemlines fall . . .Los Angeles College: WestCoast fashion experts predictlower hemlines this fall inwomen’s styles.However, ex¬perts predictthe change willnot be too dras¬tic: Americanwomen lead tooactive a life tobe hobbled, saidone. Best guesson the hemlinedrop: about oneinch. (Los Angeles Collegian)• . . shortSyracuse University: Mean¬while, co-eds. at this New Yorkstate university were having theopposite problem: university“greybeards” are adamantly op¬posed to the Bermuda short crazethat has swept the Ivy league col¬lege. College officials make mili¬tant inspections at periodic inter¬vals, even of girls with-topcoatson: the campus bare-knee move¬ment seems to be losing out.dSyracuse News)Football hurts brainUniversity of North Carolina:A center on the North Carolinafootball team has lost his memoryas a result of a football injuryto his brain.George Stavinski, injured in thegame against Oklahoma Univer¬sity, is under treatment in theuniversity’s hospital. (Daily TarHeel) Well groomed lookConnecticut University: Mus¬tache wax sales nave boomed hererecently. The reason: crew-cutcollege students have found anew use for the product, now em¬ploy it to give them the “bristled”look. (Connecticut Daily Campus)Hands fall illMissouri University: The clock on Union Hall was sick here Tues¬day.At one o’clock, by the westface, the clock went bong, bong,bong, bong, bong, bong, bong. Theeast face said it was 1:16.Then the east face read 2. Theclock’s hands began to fly around,up and down, back and forward.Finally, it gave up.At 1:10 on the west, and 1:33 on the east it rang again.Bong.It’s better now.They called a doctor. (The Man-outer)Literary hound dogUniversity of North Carolina:Elvis Presley has been admittedto membership in the university'sPhilanthropic Literary Society.(The Daily Tar Heel)Harvard reviews academic freedom"Attacks on traditional stand¬ards of academic freedom havemounted in recent years as legis¬latures, Congress, and various ad¬ministrative boards have tried tooutdo one another in assertingtheir Americanism and anti-com¬munism.”With these words, the HarvardCrimson opened its eighth annualsupplement on academic freedom.The article states that the con¬tribution to the nation’s securityof these restrictive moves hasnever been documented, but thatmuch information is availableabout their secondary effects.The Crimson quotes from a re¬port of a special committee of theAmerican association of univer¬sity professors set up to probethe question of civil liberties oncampus. The AAUP committeereports:— neither use of the fifthamendment nor proven member¬ ship in the communist party issufficient cause, by itself, for dis¬missal of any professor:—both of the above, however,suggest unfitness, and aregrounds for further investigation:—loyalty oaths are an “evil heri¬tage,” and professors shouldshow “steadfast opposition” tothem.The committee stated that “the ability to hold and defend unpopu¬lar doctrines was seen as a neces¬sity to the advancement of knowl¬edge” but held that the entireacademic community has a dutyto assist in the ouster of thoseproven guilty “by rational means”of attempting to subvert the aca¬demic processes.The committee voted censureon the foflowing institutions fortheir suppression of academicliberties: University of California,Ohio State, Rutgers. Temple uni¬versity, Jefferson Medical, and—later -Oklahoma university.Furry and KaninAfter two years of litigation,Leon J. Kanin, former researchassistant at Harvard university,was acquitted in federal districtcourt of contempt charges.Kanin had been indicted afterrefusing to answer questionsposed by Senator Joseph R. Mc¬Carthy. Federal Judge Bailey Aldrich,in acquitting Kanin, declared thatone entire McCarthy investiga¬tion had been illegal, and thuaopened up the way for the drop¬ping of similar charges againstWendall II. Furry, associate pro¬fessor of physics at Harvard.Herbert FucksThis case is unusual in that aprofessor was fired after he hadgiven full and frank testimonyon his past communist party ac¬tivities to an investigating sub¬committee of Congress.Herbert Fuchs, a member ofthe Law faculty of the Americanuniversity in Washington, named44 former associates in the com¬munist party to a special congres¬sional sub - committee. Americanuniversity President Hurst R.Anderson, who had formerly com¬mended Fuchs for his franknessand honesty, later suspendedFuchs without explanation.C,r\e$<\vor f)P /© c. Sla© a. s p^eci for itOnce upon a time there was a snazzy squab namedCleopatra living in Egypt. She came from a very goodfamily and had a figure like a million bucks*One day she met Julius Caesar, who was Roamin’ Egypton a very liberal expense account. “Ah, the Ides of March,’Beer time in Egypt.”So she went for the full count at a high-priced beautysaloon and bought several quarts of Midnight on thePyramids.But Caesar wasn’t buying the pitch. “Hmmm,” thinksCieo, “I’ll finesse the Queenship with my ace.**Whereupon she sauntered in with several tankards of thefine beer that Egyptians had been brewing for thousandsof years. (Let’s face it—here comes the commercial.)“By Jupiter,” said Julie, “this is good! Such clear, spar¬kling brilliance! Such refreshing flavor! Such creamy foam!Be mine ... be Queen .;. but above all be generous withthis delightful brow! Wherever did you learn to make it?”“Why .:. my mummy taught me,” she answered coyly;passing him a pretzel.And from then on, Cleo clung to Caesar; even in Romewhere she heard a soothsayer mutter something aboutthe Ides of March.“Ah ha,” thinks Cleo, “here is where I create about sixpages for The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. WhenI’m through with this boy, I’ll be Queen of Egypt andhe’ll be selling his memoirs in drugstores for two-bitsa copy.’* exclaimed Cleo, '’that’s BockNot long after, Caesar gotrubbed out, and Cleo gotherself back to Egypt whereshe carried on with MarcAnthony until Augustusupped and fixed his wagon.Anthony did himself in andCleo did likewise when hercharms failed to aweAugustus.“I’ll take a short bier,** saidCleo as she lay dying fromthe asp’s sting.And so ended the career ofone of the best salesmen thatbeer ever had.moral: You, too, can make social conquestswith the help of fine beer. Treat a friendto a bottle of Budiveiser. And (unless he's atightwad) he's sure to return the compliment.LAG KK BEERANHEUSER-BUSCH, INC. • ST. LOUIS • NEWARK • LOS ANGELES HOctober 26, 1956 THE CHICAGO MAROON Page 11UC booters win, then lose Vincent house wins;Navy Pier lilini too much beat inspired Mathews1 . rrom/lt" fUl Qf O CtCt fialH loot Urflolr 4-Vln TT/"'1 . 1 1 . a , . T 3 i. 1_ 1 11 j. 1 . _ , mIn two games on Stagg field last week, the UC booters won one and lost one to give theteam a season record of two wins, three losses and a tie.On Wednesday, the Marons swamped a US army team from Fort Sheridan, 6-1. On Sat¬urday they went down before a heavily favored University of Illinois at Chicago team, 3-0.The conference game with the Illini marks the first shutout suffered by the soccer teamthis season.The army eleven started at attacked relentlessly from the by a shot from six yards out.a fast pace, but its combina- very start of the match. In the The Maroon offense presentedlion nlav lacked accuracy. In first quarter center-forward Eric no serious threat until the fourth111711 _ .. ... Qtrq/lAt« nftAf o T„ _ i * •* _ Vincent’s power-packed touchball team played cat-and-mouse with Mathews last Monday before going on to win, 12-0.The inspired Mathews gridders, playing their best ball of theseason, actually held Vincent scoreless in the first half, butby the third quarter the De-the second half the better condi¬tion of the Maroons began to tell,and they scored almost at willGoals for Chicago were scoredby Dick Hansen (2), Jacquespulin, Giovanni Giura, Ken Nor-din and Roman Wirszczuk. Thelone tally for Fort Sheridan wasmade by Wayne Cunningham,former Duke university star.Navy Pier, using what must beone of the most powerful inside-forward trios in college soccer, Strader, after a solo dash throughthe UC defense, slammed the ballinto the Chicago net from eightyards out. The Maroons thenthrew back one Illini thrust afteranother and held the score to 1-0at half-time.In the third quarter Strader tal¬lied two more times. For the sec¬ond goal, he angled the ball intothe topmost left hand corner fromfifteen yards out. The final scorecame on another solo run, cappedOmohundro sets recordArt Omohundro led the Maroon harriers to victory againstAlbion college last Saturday with his eighteenth consecutivewin.The cross country team’s season record now stands at sixwins and two losses.In taking first, senior letterman Omonundro set a new course rec¬ord of 21:00.3 for the four mile course.Placing for Chicago in the Albion meet were: Omohundro, first;Chuck Rhyne, second; Dave Houk, third; Arne Richards, tied forfifth; and Ivan Carlson, ninth. The score of the meet was Chicago20*6 and Albion 34t&. Coach Haydon commenting on the meet ina restaurant exclaimed, “If you think my team is tough on a fourmile course, you should see them at a four course dinner!”Running without their first two men, the Varsity harriers tookon Wright Junior college in Washington Park last Wednesday, andtrounced them 16 to 46.Dave Houk took first; Arne Richards, second; Ivan Carlson, third;llosea Martin, fourth; Bill Krol, sixth; Ned Price, seventh; andPerschke, ninth.Freshmen harriers will meet a team from St. George High today,and tomorrow the Varsity will meet the University of Wisconsin< Milwaukee branch). quarter. In the closing secondsChicago barely missed avertingthe shutout when a shot curvedjust outside the Illini goalpost.Before the game, the Maroonsquad elected goalkeeper RalphHirsch to be team captain for1956.The Chicago lineup was Hirsch,goal; Fraser and Lloyd, fullbacks;Fish, Pinney and Hansen, half¬backs; and Giura, Sutton, Wir-szczuk, Hambling and Kaszuba,forwards.Center-half Alex Jordan andStrader were nominated by thereferee as the outstanding NavyPier players. Hirsch and inside-right Jim Hambling, an Englishnewcomer to the Maroon squad,were named as their Chicagocounterparts. mons began to move. Passesof ten and twenty yards fromquarterback Leighton Slattery toend John Page set up the firstscore, which came on a fine leap¬ing catch in the end zone by DaveGoldenberg.On the first play after the ensu¬ing kickoff, Vincent defenderFrank Barnett intercepted aMathews pass and raced 56 yardsto the Mathews five. Slattery thenfired another touchdown pass toBrink to wrap up the victory.It was the third straight gamein which Vincent had held its op¬ponents scoreless, and the jubi¬lant Judsonites hurled the teamsparkplug, Athan Theoharis, intobotany pond to celebrate their ar¬rival into first place.In other games played Monday,Coulter and Salisbury also won,tightening the race for the Col¬lege house championship evenmore. Four playing dates remain inthe intramural schedule, but inall probability the championshipwill be decided when Mead andVincent meet head-on Monday.Mead is the bigger team, but thedeciding factor could conceivablybe the pin-point passing of Vin¬cent’s Slattery, the speed of Pageand Goldenberg, or the air-tightdefensive squad of Grun, David¬son, and Flannery. 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Y.Page 12 THE CHICAGO MAROONMaroon scrimmage gala affairby Mitri Dozoretz /The banners were flying, the placards waving and the fans cheering and applauding asthe Maroonmen of Chicago trotted onto Stagg field, Tuesday, where, for the first time sinceDecember 1939, an intercollegiate grid scrimmage was held.Thirty-five members, of the forty-seven man grid class, went through offensive plays andtook the defense against North Park college under the watchful eye of the four UC coaches,approximately 200 students, faculty members, alumni, newspapermen and photographersfrom every major news agen¬cy in Chicago.The 40-minute scrimmagewas begun on the midfield stripewith the mai^on and white cladgrid class of Chicago in posses- of interest but homework, classes Hass, “will be tougher but withthis scrimmage under our beltsand a week to prepare for them Ibelieve that we will give them agood fight.”Max Clay, who is being taughtthe finer points of the tackle posi-.and stiff muscles.Need practiceLack of enough time to preparewas given by Coach Walter Hassas the reason for missed blocks, iiic illlcl ^sion of the ball. It took 15 plays mistimed plays and a minor feel- tion feels^that "“the" enthusiasmfor Chicago to move the ball to ing of uncertainty which was and ability displayed in the Norththe northern visitors’ nine-yard soon forgotten on the field. He park scrimmage spoke very wellline where North Park took over. was Quoted in the major Chicago for the athletic department andA, fi-ct th0 Chi^rrn dailies as saying that “Eighty thc hard work that each man eon-A first the Chicago defense was per cent of the candidates are tributed during our few previousragged but soon they look hold without previous experience, but practice sessions. Everyone on thewith Bruce Griffin, Art Sallett, with a few more practices I'm squad js looking forward to theBob Taylor, John Jursick, and confident we could play some of scrimmage with' North CentralPete Werner providing some the smaller college teams on even next Tuesday and is confidentyard-saving tackles. The passing terms.” that the increase in skill andof Pete Werner, quarterback, ac- Gene Roc-hlin. a guard in the knowledge gained in this scrim-counted for two touchdowns and class, stated. “The scrimmage mage will enable them to make aone long pass play. with North Park was certainly very strong showing from hereThe reason for the raggedness wbat we all had been waiting for.on defense at first, according to §aye the class purpose andKvle Anderson, assistant coach direction. Thc fellows all enjoyedand former Maroon football star, themselves tremendously, and connected with the grid class,was that this was the first time everyone was sorry th^t North From the four coaches Walteroutside of one practice session Par1' bad to leave so early. We Hass. Kyle Anderson, Dale Bjork-that the boys had had anv exDeri- certainly played better ball out land, and Bob Kreidler, whoence on defense. He also added there than we had played at any watched and recorded all mis-that although the class had met time during the year. We appre- takes, through the players, whoeleven times there was only a cia^e the fact that some of youminority that had attended'all came out to watch us and we hopesessions. The reason for this there win be morp spectators atsparse attendance was not lack 4- next Tuesday.” “The scrim- and yelled, a feeling that “a goodmage with North Central,” says time was had by all” prevailed.on out.Rochlin and Clay voice the gen¬eral consensus of opinion of all Above: Maroon gridder(42) either passing, receiv¬ing or deflecting the footballdepending on how you lookat it, while another memberof the Chicago football classis either blocking four men,or being blocked by fourmen. Well what you can ex¬pect from a caption writerwho hasn’t seen football onthis campus for 17 years.Right: Another Maroongridnian rests on the benchafter suffering a cut underthe left eye. 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