Weather ReportWarm, sunny, variableNorthwestern winds. Hightonight, low tomorrow. ChicagoCHARCOAL Undergraduate assemblytoday in Judd 126, 3 p.m.Topic: Traffic Safety. At¬tendance compulsory.Fun, pure oimJ simple. April 1BALL BIG SMASH!Last Queer Kid Leaves CampusLast 'queer' exits via CTA4,500 flock to Hutch Ball,see petite co-ed crownedAn estimated 4,500 people saw petite Martha Andersoncrowned Miss University of Chicago of March 1955 by -Chan¬cellor Simpton at the Hutchins Ballustrade.“It’s the most wonderful feeling I’ve had since Decemberwhen I was crowned Queen of the Harper Hop,” Miss An¬derson, her expression positively exuberant, and her smilealmost all around her head, said in her Ames, Iowa, accent,soon after the diamond stud-ded crown was placed on her Dior blue trimmed overskirt, andhead a ^dice flecked with one-carat“I’m worried about her head!” diamonds marching down the ruf-Simpton said as Miss Anderson Ded expanse of the broad, butbegan to droop forward under tho l°w-cut collar, after consulting “The last queer kid has left the UC campus,’week. the Chancellor officially announced thisheavy burden. with the embroidery and rufflesMiss Anderson wore a Paris and an<* Die l‘nancialgown made especially for her by committees of SG.Dior, flown here at the expense Featured singer Gary Brosbey,of Student Government, sponsors whose arrival was somehow un-of Miss Anderson. The SG com- certain, failed to show at all, butmittee on the revitalization of not one even missed him as thesocial organizations (CORSO)picked out the ice blue gown, withIf any doubt is raised inthe xynds of conservativeUC students concerning thecontent of the stories onpage 1,2, 15, and 16 of thisweek's Maroon, do not callthe Maroon office. Just re¬member, today IS April 1and even the gods havebeen known to give a hot¬foot. show had been stolen before hewas even supposed to be there.However, Brosbey’s*- manager soldrecords in the corridors.Miss U of C of March 1955 waschosen in the regular monthlyqueen election, and received thesame old gifts as they alwaysgive. The Hutch Ball grandermarch followed the same orderas last month’s dance after MissAnderson changed places and es¬corts with February’s winner. Allthe other candidates were dressedin gown studded with things, be¬decked, and in colors, which wentwith the materials, etc. Aristotle Schwartz, a 1953 “If we must have sneaks, letentrant under the OLD BA ^ normal ones,” he emphai, , , , sized,plan, was escorted by three ..Besides,., he added, have ,campus police Tuesday morning PhD in philosophy.”to the corner of 57th and Wood- when asked to comment uponlawn and pointed northwest. He the successful queer-kid purge,was given a CTA token and a N^onu McCorn, dean of studentswarning never to return to earn- “d,ch,?ma" ol !hJ.St.ud^'. -visory Boors, said “Actually, it spus again. -• fine. It was done carefully. ISchwartz was the last victim rather like it. In fact, I like every-m a campus-wide queer-kid pro- thing ”scription initiated by the adminis¬tration last August. The internalsecurities sub-committee of thefaculty senate not/ied the Chan¬cellor last week that the purge. 1 had been successfully completed. Serenade ESA,pinned, galleriedThe Engaged Students’ As-photo by Trial and ErrorAristotle Schwartz, leavingMaroon errsThe Maroon apologizes forthe mistake made on page onelast week. Schwartz was found guilty of sociation (ESA) will hold abeing a queer kid. in January at party next Wednesday in Bartletta sub-committee meeting f rom ballroom.which Schwartz, for security rea- For entertainment at the party,sons, was barred. His formal ex- ^ove son£s will he sung by allpulsion was delayed until this anc* ^&hts will be dimmed atweek because, since he lived off- D.:35 p m.campus registered for “R’s,” and Students who are pinned, butnever attended classes, he could not engaged, will be admitted tonot be found. the upper gallery to watch, butWhen asked what the criteria n°t participate in main-floor ac-were for the dismissal of several tivities. Those with diamonds willhundred students by the sub- admitted free. Other engagedcommittee, the Chancellor stated couples must pay a one dollarthat the criteria were known only donation.to sub-committee members. “If “We feel that we represent thethey were made public,” he said, largest group on the campus, and“all the queer kids in the neigh- that we can fill a real need in theborhood would be sneaky and pre- lives of this lai'gest segment,1"tend to be normal to escape de- commented a major spokesmantection.” for the group.Form SO, kill campus societyStudent Onion has beenformed.This announcement wasmade by Snail Leavey, studentleader, at a bored meeting of stu¬dent leaders in the office of MelTed Kandl, director of studentleaders, last week sometime.“There’s just so many activitiesrunning around campus that wegot to organize them somehow,”Miss Leavey, student leader, said.Kandl explained that his officewanted a re-evaluation of activi¬ties on campus because “over theyears there has popped up a sortof perpendicularism in student or¬ganizations.” “They just kind ofbump into each other,” he added.He cited as example last month’ssocial calendar: 36 formal dances,28 U-Dances, 16 Danse Macabres,and a Partridge in a Pear-treeHop.At the meeting of student lead¬ers, Moorie Mangle, student lead¬er said, “We need more studentfeeders; we must have young blood and a fresh body to oper- one student leader from each ofate.” the following groups: astronom-After several proposals for the ical society, badminton club, riflemakeup of the committee, the stu- and pistol club, students for Mau-dent leaders decided to include reen O’Hax a, Young Acrobats, andU C professor of ornithology,Charles Bryce Lyman, bornCharles Bryce Lyman, future professor of ornithology atUC, was born at Lying-in hospital Tuesday evening.Doctors disclosed that Ly¬man's birth resulted fromnatural causes.Lyman will receive his BA fromCornell in 1975 and his MA inornithology from UC in 1979. Hewill join the UC faculty in 1981as associate professor and becomefull professor in 1984.Lyman’s major contribution tothe field of ornithology will behis studies in aviary ecology. His member the Striped Egret,” “TheCondor, Your Friend add Mine,”“The Role of the Woodpecker in aMachine Age,” and “Whither thePied-Billed Grebe?”Lyman, who will be known as“Dirty Bird” Lyman to his col¬leagues, will become professoremeritus in 2013 and live in retire¬ment in Yosemite national park.Lyman will have a wife, Robin,major publications will be “I Re- and one son, Jay. the Pinned Students Association. Leavey, student leader, started toThe name of the group is to be cry and said,- “I sort of like theRah-rah On This Campus way things were . . . just a great(ROTO). big bunch of activities.”A committee from Student Gov¬ernment came to see Kandl afterthe news got out. A1 Fratiay, stu¬dent government leader, ex¬plained, “We want to be in on thefun; we want parties and things,too.” The SG committee was op¬posed to the setup of the ROTC.“That group is not representa¬tive,” Fratiay said, “only SG lead¬ers are student leaders.”Pete Licorice, student govern¬ment leader, said, “It would im¬plement organization if SG set upthe committee and handled thewhole thing.”Bruce Barkin, student leader,said, “We are in the position ofa vacuum cleaner until the ad¬ministration can magnify the situ¬ation: all we can do is pick up thedirt.”At the close of the dramaticeight-hour long session, Snail photo by Moodsgang student fendsgFagc 2 THE CHICAGO MAROON April 1, 1955Sorority rushing featuresPizza Promenade, littleround green mints: KopperGirls’ clubs begin rushing activities photo by Camera“Women’s sororities rushing period activities will begin assoon as we can get up the posters,” said Briney Deep, rushingchairman, as she rushed to Ida Noyes to hang Pizza Promen¬ade signs.“All girls 16 years old, or over,who are popular are eligible torush,” explained Ruth Kopper, in¬ter-sorority chairman. “Thosewho don't want to rush are in¬vited to participate slowly in therushing period activities,” sheaddfcd.Tbe rush tea, being held to pro¬vide an opportunity for the soror¬ity $irls to meet and appraise therus^ees, will be in Ida Noyes nearthe big sofa. The refreshmentsare being handled by an All-So¬rority-Refreshment committee(ASRC). Sharon Jones, chairman,said, “Although we’ve only hadfive planning meetings we havepretty much decided that it’lleither be tuna fish salad or ry-krisp or ham patty on wholewheat.” “We’re definitely havinglittle round green mints,” sheadded.Presently there are about 489sorority members, belonging tofour groups, Campusranglers, Ce¬ment Board, Pigma, and SmeltaPigma. “We hope that our mem¬bership will not exceed that offraternities,” Kopper said.Because of “dirty rushing,” acommon practice during the lastrush period, Joan Kapon, CementBoarder, proposed changes in therushing code. “Dirty rushing,”Kapon explained, “is when a girlwants to rush a sorority, but she’sdirty.” Miss Kopper redefined thisas “when a rushee who wants tobe a pledge is influenced in herselection of a sorority by a mem¬ber.”Briney Deep suggested, “Maybeif we issue soap at rush teas thissort of thing would be stopped.”Mary Jane Hange-Itall, Cement bers before they’ve pledged aspecific group and hope to haveunity; what we must impose is akind of ‘gag-rule,’ which will en¬able the girls to ask that the but¬ter be passed, but not discuss dat¬ing, boys, fraternities, parties, orother more important issues.”Register now. Security registration for fac¬ulty members for next quarteris open now, the office of fac¬ulty activities announced.The revised loyalty oath re¬quires all teachers to swear,“On my honor I will try to domy duty to God and my coun¬try, to help other people at alltimes.” Full professors are re¬quired to add, “. . . and especi¬ally those at home.”Teachers are reminded tobring their own pen and ink;translators and scribes will beavailable.Americans blastcommie frats“Unfortunately, some left-wingUC fraternities have refused touse their God-given freedom todiscriminate,” George Igneous,president of Intra-Frat councilstated this week.Igneous noted the triumph ofseveral of the campus fraternitiesMovie-makingnew SC serviceFacilities for making movieswill be added to the Student Gov¬ernment publicity service thisweek, to supplement the presentprogram of silkscreen, hand post¬ers, mimeograph, ditto, hand typ¬ing, ad writing, printing, engrav¬ing, linotyping, sandwich boardmaking, sandwich making, posterposting, oral readings, sign paint¬ing, and effigy burning.The service will of course beat cost, non-profit, and the profitswill be used for foreign exchange.Black-and-white movies, three-dmovies, color, and cinemascopeand other longer or wider formswill be available. Stars for themovies may apply to SG throughany of the 234 committees deal-ins with such services. Queen selectedto boss ACCT-PAACBTR TWCBaby blue silk, with a whisperof cotton, and pink dots on theupper left sleeve was worn by themiss who won the all-campus seaton the All-Campus Committee ToPick an All-Campus Body To Rep¬resent the Whole Campus."No one can represent the cam¬pus as I can,” she said, her lipstrembling, as she rose to take herseat on the All-Campus Commit¬tee To Pick an All-Campus BodyTo Represent the Whole Campus(ACCTPA ACBTRTWC).ACCTPAACBTRTWC will holdits first meeting soon, but the cre¬dentials committee thus far hadfound no one else worthy to seat.Reportedly, the credentials com¬mittee is studying an amendmentto a substitute to a substituteamendment to a motion presentedas a substitute to a bill to amendthe structure of the credentialscommittee’s bill of procedure tomake it more representative ofthe wishes of the whole campus.Reading OKbut juice bestEducation is a necessary partof the school day of the child, T.Poorie, professor of education,said yesterday in Judd 126 beforea crowd of 687 brought togetherbecause it was raining outside,and anyway the UY Basel lectureseries on education aren’t suchbad lectures since coffee and do¬nuts are served afterwards, atwhich time the lecturer answersquestions raised by the startlingthings which he said in the lec¬ture, such as Poorie’s statementthat juice time is far more impor¬tant than reading but that read¬ing is necessary to enable thechild to read the juice label anddecide if he wants any, or thatdancing is more important thanmath since no one must be ableto add to marry, but whoeverheard of a non-dancer finding adate, or even a mate, or both,or that story hour should includeboth books and made-up storiesto add variety to the school dayof the child, who must be taughtto wash his hands so as not todirty the books.CARMEN'SUsed Furniture StoreMoving and Light Hauling1127 E. 55 1412 E. 55MU 4-8980 MU 4-9003Board, adopting the Kopper defi- over the Michigan plan. Word ofnition, said, “We simply can’t ex¬pect to let rushees talk to mem- mouth agreements between localchapters and the national conven¬tion “have perfected an efficientblackball-discrimination system,”he said.A campaign to "persuade” thesederelict frats “to see the light”will begin this Friday night whena “Ku Klux Klan” open house,sponsored by ex-members whonow belong to fraternities, will beheld at the Phi Lam house.. UNIVERSITYBARBER SHOP1453 E. 57thFine haircuttingTwo barbers workingFloyd C. ArnoldProprietor Startling discoveryshocks entire world“It’s the most startling discovery since the synthesis erfpheneonexacchlorophyilicanticyanic and a wholemessofoth-erthingsic oxide,” stated Herman Eggshell, dean of the bio¬logical sciences. ‘ ——gen bomb test, the White HouseEggshell referred to a discoverymade late Saturday night by pro¬fessor Paul Cukenshlagal, profes¬sor of astrogenetics."Cukenshlagel’s concept, squirrels, mccarthylsm, com mu-nism, socialism, narcissism, theGrand Canyon, spring, the Sto»dent Faculty Administrationas court, Zsa Zsa Gabor, the TV A,Cukenshlagel s discovery is re- and the British Labour party, aeferred to in astrogenetic orbits, cording to Eggshellwill be of great service to the de- , .. * . . . We are also very happy to notepartment of defense in its Atomic . . . .that Confidential is to do a storyprojec . on Cukenshlagel,” he added."It certainly does NOT indicatethat mankind is doomed to ex¬termination by next Thursdayevening, as some people have in¬timated," Cukenshlagel asserted.When the news of Cukenshla¬gel’s discovery is made public bythe state department, it is expect¬ed to have monumental effectsupon the Formosa crisis, the Is¬raeli border dispute, Princess Mar¬garet’s romance, the Hooper rat¬ings of George Gobel, the hydro- Next WeekWatch ForCAMPUSSENSEA Notional StudentNewspaper fromthe Marxist ViewTHIS IS NO JOKE!We need your businessSIMON’S SHOESHyde Fork's Finest Shoe Store, will give a 10%Student Discount on oil solesWomen’s Shoes from . $3.99Men’s Shoes from... $8.95Florsheim - Crosby Square - Deb. - Red Cross1458 E. 55thf(between Blackstone and Harper)BU 8-9454*Open Monday and Thursday eveningslUiiUMiiMituiiiiiiMnHiiimriniiiimMiimimiiiiiiiiMitnniiNiNtiiiNiHnNiHiiMiHitiHiHiiMmiiiHifiALEXANDERSRESTAURANT1137 E. 63 Street MU 4-5735More than just a good place to eatWe cater to parties and banquetsOf»en nil nightiiiiNHmmiHiMiiHiiNiimiiiiHsmintmmi3/ie PHOTOGRAPHERSMIDWAY 3-4433 1171 EAST 55th STREET^£ARLtSS\?OJDICK WELL, JUST IN CASE.I DO-HERE'SX9 OLNTSApril 1, 1955 THE CHICAGO MAROON f»9» I£X$ :rr Change in examiner's office roleRuth Draper, actress and mono-loguist, will appear with her “com¬pany of actors” at Mandel Hallnext Thursday evening, April 7,at 8:30 p.m.Miss Draper, sponsored by theWilliam Vaughn Moody lectures,will perform some of her thirty-six monologues, which includefifty-seven characters.Miss Draper has toured exten¬sively through the world, includ¬ing South Africa, Burma, India,Ceylon, and Java. Walter Winchelllisted her as making “show-bizhistory,” during her recent ap¬pearance at the Adelphi theaterin New York. recommended for council approvalby Sue TaxA general revamping of the UC examiner’s office appears to be forthcoming. A sub-committee of the council of the Uni*versify Senate investigating the examiner’s office has submitted its report to the council, and the committee’s recommendstions will be voted on at the April 19 council meeting.The recommendations re-define the powers of the ex¬aminer’s office, abolish the boardof examinations, set up a newcommittee on examinations, andsuggest that the office concernitself with secondary school prob¬lems.The first of the four recom¬mendations provides for a change in the scope of the examiner’s of¬fice as defined by the Universitys t a.t u t e. Under the proposedchange the statute now statingthat the examiner is responsiblefor formulating and administrat¬ing entrance, placement, scholar¬ship, and comprehensive examsin the college and divisions, andUniversity of Chicago, April 1, 1955 31Festival of Arts a kaleidoscope viewof UC activities from poetry to sportsPoetry, painting, sculpture, drama, athletics, photography, costume fantasy, literature,cinema, dance, international folk art, acrobatics, handicraft, and music for symphony or¬chestra, carillon, choir, glee club, folk singers, and organ — a kaleidoscope of the arts —all these will be comprehended in the exhaustive schedule of the UC Festival of the Arts,April 14-17.Green, College student, and Josh dent-faculty undertaking of thisTaylor, assistant professor of art, or any other recent year.”‘to integrate the arts to displaythe best works and draw attentionto the quality and variety of themany artistic activities normally The big-name of the literary as¬pects of the Festival will be poetWilliam Carlos Williams, who willread and discuss his poetry inengaged in by students and facul- Rockefeller chapel. Gogol’s com-ty members.” edy, The Inspector General, willAccording to Festival represent- be performed by University theThe raison d’etre of themuhi-facteted Festival is, accord¬ing to its co-chairman, ArthurBall in feteCrowning the Festival of thefrliuerade^BalMn^aHutchinson atives, the Festival will be unique ater April 17; it is described asMasquerade Ball in a Hutchinson ^ ^ ^ ^ respects; nQt D*ly UT-S major production of thewill it be the first comprehensive year. A Harper special collectionsundertaking of its kind, but it exhibit and a display of Williampromises to be “the biggest stu- See ‘Festival,’ page 8Student restaurant planoffers10-20 percent savingStudents can arrange for 10 to 20 per cent discounts onfood purchased at three neighborhood restaurants under aStudent Restaurant program that went into effect this week.Under the program, a student buying a “meal ticket” atone of the three restaurants by invitation in the professionalschools, will limit the influence ofthe office over the college anddivisions; allowing them to enlistthe services of the office onlywhen they wish, as is the case atpresent only in the professionalschools. Thus the powers of theexaminer’s office will be some¬what weakened.The second recommendationwould abolish the board of exam¬inations and remove the examinerfrom his ex officio position on col¬lege and divisional curriculumcommittees. (The board of exam¬inations is a twelve-man boardrepresenting various parts of theUniversity.)The committee recommendsthat a new committee on examina¬tions be set up in place of theboard, which has been inactive.The committee would consult reg¬ularly with the examiner on pol¬icy and submit annual reports tothe Chancellor.Finally, the committee suggeststhat the examiner’s office relateits work to the problems of sec¬ondary schools, which have impor¬tant bearings on the campus as¬pect of the office’s work.The subcommittee feels that thepresent system of objective testsSee ‘Examiner,’ page 4 Views of report differFears that the recommenda¬tions for changing the role ofthe examiners’ office, if affect¬ed, will weaken the comprehen¬sive examination system, thusmaking necessary the establish¬ment of attendance rules andassignment of credit hours,have been expressed by peopleinvolved in the debate on thereport.Robert E. Streeter, dean ofthe college, denied this. “It isessentially administrative,” hesaid, “making the job of theUniversity examiner conformde jura to the de facto reality.There are no sweeping changesin examination policy in¬volved.”He said that in practice therehas always been a fruitful coop¬eration between the profession¬als of the examiner’s office andmembers of the faculties, andthat there is no danger ofchange in the comp system.Streeter said that reliance onthe objective test has gonedown considerably since theessay was introduced on comps,five or six years ago. The com¬prehensive system is not unde¬sirable, he said, until it becomesapparent that students leave allof their studying for the springquarter; a situation, he said,which does not at present existon campus.Commons decorated to the hilt, UC in two respects: not onlyApril 16.Prizes will be awarded for thebest costumes “if not for the scan¬tiest.” Co-chairmen Molly Luns¬ford and John Netherton saidthey would like to see a lot oforiginal, home-made costumes atthe ball.Tickets at $3.50 per couple willbe available in Reynolds club.Music for the evening will beprovided by Benny Young’s Or¬chestra and there will be refresh¬ments in the Coffee shop.Harris appointeddean: LAKChauncey D. Harris, profes¬sor of geography, was ap¬pointed dean of the division oftiie social sciences on March15 by Chancellor Lawrence A.Kimpton.Harris, who was recommendedby a committee of social scien¬tists, has been acting dean of thedivision since October 15, when hereplaced Morton M. Grodzins.Harris’ term as dean, which be¬gan officially on March 15, willcontinue for five years.4 It is my hope,” says Harris, “toparticipate in the flowering of thesocial sciences at the Universityof Chicago by building on a baseof the present excellent faculty,by giving this faculty strong sup¬port, and by making additionalappointments in needed areas ofthe most promising and produc¬tive scholars we can discover.”Harris studied at BrighamYoung University, the LondonSchool of Economics, as a RhodesScholar at Oxford, and at UC,Where he received his Ph.D. Hejoined the UC faculty in 1943.An authority on the geographyand agricultural economy of theSoviet Union, Harris is a member©f American, British, French, andInternational geographers' associ¬ations. Russian editors may visitUC campus during US tourThe eleven Soviet student and youth editors who receivedvisas last month are expected to be in the city of Chicago be*ginning May 6 for five to seven days. If current plants materi*alize, the Soviet editors will stay at UC, at International housmor other University living units, ■*during their stay in Chicago.Officials of the Institute of In¬ternational Education, which ismaking the arrangements for theeditors’ itinerary, will confer inChicago on April 8, according toMrs. Virginia Chalk of the Chi¬cago office of the Institute.The Soviet editors will arrive inNew York City on April 15, where they will begin a one month tourof the US. They received visasfrom the State department afterthe Secretary of State and theAttorney General recommendedthe required waiver of the McCar-ran act.The Soviet editors representboth student and youth publica-See ‘Russian,’ page Ifor nine dollars (or less), canbuy ten dollars worth of foodwith it. With a ticket for 4.50 (orless i, five dollars worth of foodmay be purchased.The “or less” means that atCollier’s House, 6324 Woodlawn,the first 25 ten-dollar tickets willbe sold at a 20 per cent discount,i.e., for eight dollars; and the first25 five-dollar tickets at a 15 percent discount.At Nicky’s Pizzeria, 1235 East55th, the first 25 ten-dollar tick¬ets will sell at a 15 per cent dis¬count. The third restaurant, PizzaKid, 1125 East 63rd, is selling alltickets at the regular ten per centdiscount, but a discount tickethere includes carry-out orders-The restaurant program wasinitiated and is sponsored by Stu¬dent Representative party. MiltKotler, chairman of SRP’s studentneeds committee, stated: “We inSRP are very enthusiastic aboutthe Student Restaurant programchiefly for two reasons: first, be¬cause of its direct economic bene¬fit to the student body, and sec¬ond, because it sets the pace fora more extensive program of stu¬dent cooperative services.“We hope that at least now,after the program is already setup, SG will accept the continuingresponsibilities of its maintenanceand extension,” he continued. “Wefurther hope that SG will beginto utilize its available energy andjoin SRP in offering the campusnew and necessary programs inthe area of student cooperativeservices.” Pre-fabs get year extension;city postpones demolition dateAnother year of grace has been accorded the campus temporary housing for marrieddents. The pre-fabs and barracks were to ha ve been razed this summer when the finalextension of a special ordinance expired.(Such housing breaks the zoning laws, and is permitted by special ordinance only.)The extension was granted :until June 30,1956, at the citycouncil meeting February 23, butdid not become official until thisweek since the mayor could havevetoed the bill.The University, according toRuth O. McCarn, assistant deanof students, will continue to movepeople into the prefabs. Applica¬tions are still being accepted ac-_ See ‘Pre-fabs,’ page 11 stu-cityUC breaks mile recordThe Maroon crack mile re¬lay quartet closed a highly suc¬cessful indoor campaignagainst Wright Junior CollegeTuesday afternoon by crackingthe varsity indoor record of3:23 seconds by almost a halfsecond with a 3:22.6 secondclocking. The speedy foursomeof Jim Brown, Lowell Hawkin-son, Ted Fishman and ChuckRhyne almost lapped the Jun¬ior College squad on the FieldHouse 220 yard track. photo by CooperThis is one of the 341 pre fab units which were recently grantedanother year of life by the Chicago City council. Their eventualdestruction has been postponed until June 1958.THE CHICAGO MAROON April 1, 1955Page 4Half state schools can'tplace students in jobs Debate C'Shop, dorm food“Dormitory Food Is the Great- “Resolved that the C-shop j*est,’’ a rather dubious proposition a shame’’ will be the topic of theat best, is the statement which next English-style debate spon-a group of as yet unnamed de- sored by the Student Forum nextMore than half of Illinois colleges and universities have difficulty in finding jobs for their ^'*”,^1 ‘".a"6 ”uUl Iounsestudents because of race, religion, or national origin, according to a state-wide survey,made public at a press conference today by the Illinois Committee on Discrimination inhigher Education,The fciinois Committee, representing colleges and universities throughout the state, is anoutgrowth of the National Conference of Educators.As its latest effort toward ■this goal, the Illinois Commit¬tee undertook, early in 1954,to survey the experiences andpractices of the college job place¬ment offices throughout the state,to learn the extent of discrimina¬tion. The survey was conductedin cooperation with the Anti-Defa¬mation league of B'nai B’rith.Qu * tionnaires sent to collegeplacement offices throughout Illi¬nois sought the answers to thesequestions: How often do employ¬ers, in the market for a collegestudent to hire, specify that hemust be white, Protestant, or, per¬haps a third-generation Ameri¬can? And what do the college jobSlacement offices do about such?quests?Results — based on answers in a Student Forum, English style, Reynolds club,at Burton lounge Tuesday at 7 Because of the amount of mut-P-m-T xt ,ering and griping that goes onJan Metros and Jan Narveson, (laily jn the C-shop, Marvin Phil-who will answer with a vehement ]jpS expects a packed house and“No,” stated that they will sup- a host of “from-the-floor” speakport their side of the case by ers. Free coffee will be plentifulReligious bias was second, and The survey will provide factual calling various witnesses who arK!t as usual, everyone is invitedhave been victims of a beri beri, to express his approval or disap.discrimination on the basis of na- data for use by the educators intional origin was third. Approxi- meeting the problem of job dis-mately 70 per cent of the college crimination-placement ofifces reported theyreceived job orders with discrim¬inatory “strings” attached.In addition to specific discrim¬inatory requests, the study show¬ed a marked tendency for employ¬ers’ application forms to ask in¬formation about race, creed, ornational origin, or to request aphotograph of the applicant.Less than half of the college Earlier efforts by the IllinoisCommittee are highlighted by theformulation and adoption, in 1951,of a "statement of model policy,”setting standards against whichinstitutions of higher learningcould assess their actual practicesin terms of any possible discrimin¬ation. malnutrition, ptomaine, and otherdiseases, the incidence of whichhas “alarmed dormitory officials.”The affirmative speakers main¬tained that “they are receiving nospecial dispensation from resi¬dence halls and commons fortheir effort.”This debate, first in a series ofEnglish-style debates to be spon¬sored by Student Forum on Tues¬day evenings at B-J, will attemptto point up some humorous andperhaps not altogether untrue as¬pects of dorm dining. Don Me-On the subject of student jobplacement offices refuse to han- placement practices, the “modeldie job orders with discriminatory policy” statement put the educa-specifications, the study indicated, tors on record as urging “positive Clintock. director of IntermuralAnd a significant number of the effort on the part of the place- Debate, has outlined the new B-Jcollege placement offices them- ment service to remove discrim- series as one phase in a broadselves asked questions, on their inatory patterns where they arefrom 47 Illinois colleges and uni- application forms, about the stu- found to exist in the minds of theveristies—where that 58 per cent dent’s race, religion, or national employers.”origin.of the colleges have difficulty infinding jobs for members ofminority groups.Racial prejudice, the study in¬dicated, causes the greatest diffi¬culty in finding jobs for students. program of increased all-campusdebating on “causes of greatpitch and moment.”The Illinois survey was con¬ducted as part of a seven-statesurvey, now being completed bythe Midwest Committee on Dis¬criminations in Higher Education.Outside Library box opensHarper library has installed an outside depository to permitthe return of library books to Harper during non-service hours,fhe depository was set up in response to a Student Govern¬ment recommendation.According to A1 Fortier, SG president, this new service wassuggested to the library because of the requests of a largenumber of students who use Harper Reserve, and who pointedout the convenience of being able to return overnight booksaffer finishing them at night, rather than getting up early inthe morning to return them when due.The box is located in the open vestibule of the north entranceto Harper library. Books or periodicals withdrawn from anydepartment in Harper or from the Modem Language readingroom may be deposited in this box during hours when theHarper doors are locked. • ■The box will be emptied only once a day — at 9 a m. - andstudents are cautioned not to return books to the box after thathour on the day the books are due. proval at any time and in any wayhe sees fit.English-style debating, as prac¬ticed at UC, according to Don MoClintock of the Forum, “combinesthe traditional English hecklingand needling with such healihyAmerican practices as mccarthy-ism, trial by ordeal, and physicalviolence.”The debate is another in theregular series sponsored by theStudent Forum.Examiner ...(from page 1)maintained by the office leavessomething to be desired; that theoffice exercises too much influ¬ence over the definition of Collegecurriculum, and is in turn undulyinfluenced by the College; the of¬fice takes over functions whichshould be combined with teach¬ing; and the office is expensivehome. 5726 Dorchester. Following and in some ill-repute with partsa fireworks display/ candidate of the faculty.Merriam will speak. The sub-committee rejectedMerriam, a UC graduate and a three alternate radical proposals,son of the late professor Charles They were that the office andE. Merriam, is the mayoral candi- board be abolished completely,marchers, are expected to follow date of the Republican party and that they be placed under Collegethe Stockyards’Kiltie Band in the the Independent Voters of Illinois, control, or that they be placet!torchlight "parade for good gov- The parade will evoke memories under the control of the board ofeminent.” Beginning at 7 p.m., the of the city-wide demonstration for education. It decided that it wouldparade’s route runs from 63rd and the alderman’s father when he be wiser to retain an autonomousWoodlawn, north on Woodlawn to campaigned on a reform platform agency. The proposals were re-53rd, culminating at Merriam’s in the mayoral race of 1912. placed by the recommendations.stmmmmm w*. * zmmsmmm&A»***. »*■*■* *Merriam supportersparade tomorrowA- torchlight parade for aider-man Robert E. Merriam, mayoralcandidate, will pass through theUC campus tomorrow night.Over 200 cars, supplemented byWho else butrjCouise d^arherDon’t Spend It Yet!SAVE YOUR MONEYFOR THEBIG SALE OF BOOKSStarting April 8 — at 8 A.M.BARGAINS 69C*>$59®Titles Never Before Offered ot These Prices!Only Ones and Twos of Most TitlesSo Hurry, Hurry, Hurry, While They Last!At theUniversity of ChicagoBookstore5802 Ellis Avenue con copture all thejoyous essence ofSpring in onEaster Portraitmiraculously priced atONE 8 x 10 695call today tor an appointmentrJ^ouiSe Earl,er SluiliBU 8 0876. lO1457 -*59 E. 57th St.The ISL Fund Raising CommitteePresentsRichard Dyer RennetReserved seat . .$1.50 Unreserved neat. $1.00April 9th, 8:30 P.M. — Mandel HallTickets at S. S. Ticket Agency.*%V%%*%%**%'X%%'%%*%********X%*%V**N%*V***^ e(j^L. (tfJjJt (k- tfcl & d/fA—-..., #e(io*. . . *f course Nt — not knowingly. but only •fire ounce unbolonce on your tiro butters yourbus with a 64 tb. sledgehammer Mow every timeit turns ot 60 m.p.h. Hurry over and let uscheck your wheel balance — accurately! You consee the results yourself — right on the scientific,precision meter ... only takes • minute!Jewel Conoco Service Station‘‘Home ml the 3-Minute Perfect Wash*956th fir Cottage Grove MU 4-9106April 1, 1955 THE CHICAGO MAROON Page 5Brauer chosen new FTS dean33 year old Lutheran to headlargest theology facultyt* Selection of Jerald C. Brauer as dean of the federated theo¬logical faculty was announced yesterday by Chancellor Kimp-ton. A 33-year-old ordained Lutheran minister, Brauer willbe dean of the country’s largest single Protestant theologicalfaculty.Brauer received his AB in 1943 at Carthage college, Illinois,leading his class. He again ledhis class at Northwestern Lu¬theran Theological Seminary,Minneapolis, where he re¬ceived his Bachelor of Di¬vinity.He received a PhD inchurch history in the feder¬ated theological school inJ948. and instructed in that sub¬ject at Union Theological semi-nary, New York, until 1950. While toTags today forRed Cross driveThe UC Red Cross chapter willhold its annual Tag day today.Membership, as well as monetarycontributions, is the goal of thisyear’s drive. The chapter hopesto raise $400—about 10c for eachstudent on campus — in today’scampaign.Contributions throughout thecoming year will be used to fur¬ther the Red Cross three pointprogram: its services at home andabroad to members of the armedforces; the work of disaster reliefand rehabilitation; and its safetyand nurses training program.This year the UC chapter car¬ried on a water safety program,was active in hospital volunteerwork, and held an Internationalday to which all foreign studentsin the Chicago area were invited. there he served as assistantnoted theologian, Paul Tillich.In 1950 he was appointed assist¬ant professor in FTF here, andwas promoted to associate profes¬sor in 1954. He is author ofProtestantism in America, chosenas book of the year in 1953 bythe Presbyterian Board of Chris¬tian Education.The faculty of which he be¬comes head is a predominantlyyoung group. Seven are under40 years of age, and 3 more *areunder 50. Despite its compara¬tively youthful age, the facultyhas an international reputationfor its productive scholarship.Brauer's election was approvedby boards of the four theologicalschools comprising the federatedtheological school: The UC divin¬ity school (Baptist), The Chicagotheological seminary (Congrega¬tion a 1), Meadville theologicalschool (Unitarian), and Disciplesdivinity house.“After a thorough canvass ofpossible candidates throughoutthe country, boards of the feder¬ated faculty unanimously cameto the conclusion that one of theirown men was the best choice,”Chancellor Kimpton said in hisannouncement.The appointment of Brauer isthe first to the office of dean,established in 1953, and opensince that time except for act¬ing deans. Qroup discussesundergrad spiritStudents and faculty members met Wednesday at the sug¬gestion of Dean Ruth McCarn to discuss the question of howto help undergraduate students develop a sense of belongingto the UC campus.Jerald C. BrauerSAC holds forum;MSA drops outA special sub committee of theStudent Activities council is meet¬ing today to process students’written suggestion about futureSAC action.This subcommittee (Ruth Ko-pel, Maurice Mandel, and RickPerry) will present the sugges¬tions to the SAC board at anopen meeting Tuesday at 2:30in social science 106. *Tn t r o duringA FAMOUS FRAGRANCE>rto America■xR,7Perfume from $2.75 to $18.50Cologne from $2.25 to $20.00qmmerntmFROM THE SAME MOVE*PARFUMEU* WHO SAVE VOUTABU20 CARATSPLATING\EMIR. - VAmbush is the fabulousperfume which has captivated allof Paris . ;; and set lovers’hearts aflame in the Bois de Boulognefor years^You can’t help lovingAmbush . .. and he can't helphimself. Ambush, truly, is theperfume of "premeditation.”PARIS • NEW VOMCj .READER’S(Cdbe emmpms dr«f store”61st and EIIm Opposite t-i *„ Far IffwatM toiletries The board will try to decide ona course of action which will besubject to an all-campus referen¬dum vote. All students are invitedto attend Tuesday’s meeting.Prior to the announcement ofthese meetings, Married StudentsAssociation decided to drop otst ofSAC. MSA president Earl Elliotsaid, “The social and economicneeds and situation of MSA mem¬bers is different from the rest ofthe campus, and thus MSA has noreason to be in SAC.”George Stone. SAC president,regretted this decision, saying,“MSA represents a large part ofthe campus and could probablyadd a lot to SAC.” A program to hold regular had been previously considered bynon-compulsory assemblies fhe College, bui rejected with thefor all undergraduate students thought that they would seem towas discussed at length; a sug- be doing something only for thegestion to resume the program of College, when the real issue in-inviting new students into faculty volved seemed to include all un¬homes, tried briefly in January of dergraduates, whether enrolled in1954, was dropped. the College or in the divisions. OnThe discussions.grew out of the this basis, it was suggested, suchfeeling that there is need to coun- convocations, intended to createteract the increasing lack of ac- a feeling of cohesiveness, with at-tivities participation and the de- tendance entirely voluntary,cline in enthusiasm in regard to might better come from somethe educational program. other source.“While the activities in the area Such convocations could be onof re-evaluation now being made various subjects; Bo brow sug-by SAC are commendable, as is gested as a possible topic, Kimp-the interest of the faculty policy ton on the nature of education atcommittee in attempting to form Chicago; other suggestions weregreater unity in the undergrsydu- one for honors and awards, andate body, I feel the need for uni- one on social issues or the hu-fying the results of these various manities. Dean McCarn suggestedinvestigations,” commented Dave having such convocations once aBobrow, student present at the week, using “home-style” ma-meeting. Bobrow suggested that terial.a group whose membership is Present at th£ first meeting,equally divided among students, which, according to McCarn, madefaculty and administration, no attempt to be representative,chaired by an administrative dean, were Donald Mgiklejohn, Robertbe formed to function as an ad- Streeter, Margaret Perry, Arthurvisory and discussion stimulation Kiendl, Mac Hazlett, A1 Fortier,group considering this problem. Davis Bobrow, Mary Alice New-The assemblies, or convocation, man, Ken Lewalski, Carolyn Eg-proposed for all undergraduates, gert and Robert Strozier.Edgar Snow blastsUS Formosa policyTalks on AfricaA series of four lectures onpublic education in French Africaby Marshall H. Stone. AndrewMacLeish distinguished serviceprofessor of mathematics, beginsthis Tuesday at 8:30 p.m. in so¬cial science 122.The title of this initial lectureis “Education in an African Set¬ting”; the second lecture, to begiven Thursday at the same timeand place, has as its topic “TheFrench Educational System inAfrica: Past, Present, and Fu¬ture.”The remaining lectures will begiven on Tuesday and Thursdayof the following week. “Our alliance with Chiang Kai-Shek for the defense of Formosaand the offshore islands is neithereconomically nor morally justi¬fied,” stated Edgar Snow, experton Asia and associate editor ofthe Saturday Evening Post. Snowspoke in Judd 126 last Wednesdayafternoon under the auspices ofStudent Representative party.He stated that these islands, in¬cluding Formosa itself, are notvital to our defense; they are vitalto China’s. He went on to say that“Our position is unquestionablythat of intervening in a civilwar.” is between Asians and Asians, notAsians and ourselves. Thereforehe sees India as the most impor¬tant nation in negotiating diplo¬matic stability in Southern Asia.Eventually he sees some sort ofsolution based on China’s beingseated in the United Nations anda sort of quid pro quo guaranteeof non-aggression in the area.There can be no question thatFormosa is a part of China, saidSnow. It is an historical fact, thedenial of which would removefrom Chiang any claim to legalexistence of his government inexile.Choose an Ex pertTHOMPSONMOVERSLocal and Long Distance MovingCO 4-7600 Our present policy, accordingto Snow, freezes diplomacy at atime when we need mobility in ahighly tense situation. It is incon¬ceivable to negotiate while thesituation with Quemoy and Matsucontinues, he said.In Formosa we are alone, hecontinued. No European nationsare interested in her defense, andAsian nations have shown evenless enthusiasm. At the Asian-African 30-nation conference, tobe held this month, China willprobably seek and receive ma¬jority support for a resolutioncondemning American interfer¬ence.According to Snow the conflict We have spent over five billiondollars since we first tried tosave Chiang and one billion dol¬lars in Formosa, he asserted.“There are 300,000 troops on theisland, which comes to an invest¬ment of $20,000 per man; and itis very doubtful if they will everdefeat the government of themainland.”The island is neither vital to ourdefense nor necessary for theinvasion of China, declared Snow.The money we now spend, whichsupports generals with no armiesand pays for a non-existent gov¬ernment of China, could muchbetter be spent to combat theroots of Communism in placeslike Japan, he concluded.ALLWESTMINSTERRECORDSENDS APRIL 9 2.99at TheDisc1367 E. 57 I ■ 1$I'ill!i ■I li'itL'&'-k Page 6 THE CHICAGO MAROON April 1, 1955 'Student housingin Despres' plans“A plan to provide adequate housing for both single andmarried students must be integrated into any overall develop¬ment plans for Hyde Park and Woodlawn,” stated Leon M.Despi es, 5th ward aldermanic candidate this week.A graduate of both the college and law school at UC,Despfes went on to point out that the pre-fabs had servedtemporarily, and by their pop-ularii V had demonstrated thegreat social and personal needthat o'vists. But the prefabs arerapidly becoming uninhabitableand within the next two. or threeyears will have to come down,he said.“Single students,” Despres said,"should have residences that giveboth privacy and sociability.” Hepointed out that many studentsare forced to seek out substand¬ard quarters because no economi¬cal adequate quarters can belound. Also, he noted, many land¬lords have been tempted into il¬legal conversions for the quickprofit* they can make from stu¬dent tenants.“Accordingly,” Despres said. “single students and even moreimportant, married students, musthave available to them economi¬cal and decent housing.”The Maroon is issuing a spe¬cial academic freedom weeksupplement on April 15. Thesupplement will consist ofnews on infringements and de¬fenses of academic freedomwith emphasis on developmentof the issue since last year atthis time. Reviews on pertinentbooks will also be included.All those interested in work¬ing on the supplement shouldimmediately contact MiriamGarfin or Joel Picheny at theMaroon. Solomon spurnsSQ seat offeron principleFred Solomon has received andrejected an offer from Independ¬ent Students League to be seatedin the medical school vacancy. “Ihave carefully reconsidered myposition on the matter since re¬ceipt of your very kind offer.Nevertheless, I have not changedmy mind,” Solomon said in his an¬swer to Jan Metros, president ofISL.Solomon recently lost a Student-Faculty-Administration court caseto seat him on the basis of eightwrite-in votes received in the fallStudent Government elections.(Write-ins are not permitted inSG elections.)Solomon’s letter to Miss Metrosstressed his position that it wasthe principle, not the seat forwhich he w’as arguing.ANNOUNCES THE FORMATION OF THEStudent Restaurant ProgramWith the cooperation of the following restaurants:COLLIER'S HOUSE NICKY'S PIZZERIA THE PIZZA KID6324 Woodlawn Avenue 1235 East 55 1125 East 63A ten per cent discount is offered with the purchose of SRP meoltickets available at any of the above restaurants.INTRODUCTORY SPECIALS:# M is offering o 20% discount to the first 25 persons who purchase $10'-Ollier S riOUSe tickets and 15% discount to the first 25 who purchase $5 tickets.N- ■ r PisTOrin ** °^er,n9 15% to the first 25 persons who purchase $10 tickets. TicketsICKy S r IZZeriO will be honored for food purchases in the restonurant only.The Pizza Kid will honor tickets for delivery orders also.FOR FURTHER DETAILS, INQUIRE AT THE REYNOLDS CLUB INFORMATION DESK Buddha's birth will becelebrated tomorrow nightWesak Day, the annual commemoration of the birth ofGautama Buddha, will be celebrated in Chicago tomorrownight at 7:30 p.m. in Mandel hall.The program is composed oftwo parts: The first part will con¬sist of impressive religious ritesthat honor the birth of PrinceSiddhartha Gautama (who be¬came Buddha, the EnlightenedOne). The second part or enter¬tainment program will follow andwill introduce Oriental culture inthe forms of music and dances ofIndia, China, and Japan.The celebration will be spon-Petitions readyfor candidatesCandidates for the UC delega¬tion to National Student associ¬ation may take out petitions start¬ing today, at the Student Govern¬ment office, Reynolds club 302NSA delegates will be electedin an all-campus election April21-22. Twenty will be elected —five national delegates, five re¬gional delegates, and ten regionalalternates.Petitions must be turned in byTuesday, April 12, with 40 signa¬tures of registered students. Anystudent is eligible to run if hehas been here one quarter and hasa C average or better. sored by the India Association andthe Chicago Buddhist Church. Thepublic is welcomed, and there willbe no charge.Wesak Day is traditionally theday of the full moon in the monthfollowing the rainy season, androughly corresponds to the monthof May in the solar calendar.Wesak time is also called theDawn of Spring, probably fromthe fact that this month is calledthe month of flowers. For thisreason, in Japan the celebrationof Buddha’s birthday is called theFestival of Flowers (Hana Mat-suri). In Burma it is called theFeast of Lights, from the multi¬tude of lights that are displayedat night.Following the lunar calendar,the Buddhists of Southern Asiaascribe Buddha’s birthday to thefull moon day of May, which in1955 falls on May 6.Contribute toTheRed CrossBETZ JEWELRYUnusual Jewelry Our Specialty«Expert Jewelry end Watch RepairN.S.A. Discount to Students1523 K. 53rd PL 2-3038 Quetico-SuperiorCANOE TRIPSOnly $5.50 per person per day forcomplete camping equipment, Grum¬man aluminum canoes and choicefood supplies. 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CLApril 1, 1955 THE CHICAGO MAROON Rage 7To hold Holy Week servicesReligious services at Rockefeller chapel, DeSales house, and other places of worship in theUC community will mark this year’s observances of Christian Holy Week.St. Thomas the Apostle church, the First Baptist church of Chicago, the First Unitarianchurch and the Hyde Park Methodist church will be among those observing the Holy Weektraditions.Closing the Lenten season, IChrist. On Palm Sunday 1,925years ago, Christ entered Je¬rusalem heralded by throngsof his palm-bearing followers. Theperiod from Palm Sunday to GoodFriday corresponds to the periodof Christ’s ordeal in Jerusalem,his arrest, trial, and subsequentcondemnation to crucifixion.Maundy Thursday marks the LastSupper after which Christ, whilepraying in the Garden of Olives,was kissed upon the cheek byJudas; the kiss gave the signal forthe Roman soldiers to seize Christand take him to the home of Pon¬tius Pilate, where he was con¬demnedThe period from noon to 3 p.m.on Good Friday commemoratesthe period during which Christhung on the cross before dying, atime during which, according totradition, the noonday sun turnedblack. Easter Sunday marks themorning of Christ’s resurrection,ending the Lenten season and pre¬paring for the forty day periodleading to Christ’s Ascension.Rockefeller Chapel servicesComprehensive religious serv¬ices and musical programs areplanned at Rockefeller MemorialChapel by the Reverend John B.Thompson, dean of the Chapel.On Palm Sunday the ReverendCharles W. Gilkey, dean emeritusof Rockefeller Chapel, will preachat the 11 a.m. services. Dr. Gilkeywas installed as the first Dean ofthe Chapel in 1928 and served un¬til his retirement in 1947. He willpreach on “Long Ago Still ComesAlive.”At 3 p.m. on Palm Sunday theUniversity Choir, directed byRichard E. Vikstrom and joinedby members of the Chicago Sym¬phony Orchestra will present theBach oratorio, “The Passion of Week commemorates theOur Lord According to SaintMatthew.”On Monday, Tuesday, andWednesday evenings at 7:30 therewill be a series of sermons on“The Great Denials.” Monday theReverend Granger Westberg,chaplain of the University Clinics,will speak on “Judas.” Tuesdaythe speaker will be the ReverendJohn R. Hayward, of the Federat¬ed Theological Faculty, on “Pe¬ter.” Wednesday, the ReverendWallace W. Robbins, president ofthe Meadville Theological School,will speak on “Pilate.”On these days as well as Thurs¬day the ministers of the Chapelwill conduct noon-day prayerservices from 12:30 to 12:45 p.m.Holy Communion will be heldThursday at 7:30 p.m.Good Friday services will beheld at noon, in a program spon¬sored jointly by the Chapel, andthe Council of Churches in HydePark. Kenwood, and Woodlawn.The Bond Chapel Choir will pre¬sent music.On Easter Sunday, the 72 bellcarillon will call worshippers tothe Chapel with a concert of Eas¬ter carols at 10 a.m., played byJames Lawson, Chapel carillon-neur. At 10:30 a.m. a brass choir,directed by instructor of musicLeland Smith, will play towermusic from the rampart of theChapel’s south facade. The Rev¬erend John B. Thompson willpreach on “The Spring of Souls”at the 11 a.m. Easter services.Services at DeSales HouseThe Blessing and Distributionof Palms at the 8:30 a.m. PalmSunday Mass will begin theweek’s Roman Catholic observ¬ance at DeSales House, 5735 Uni¬versity Avenue; other Palm Sun¬day masses will be given at 10a.m. and 11 a.m. On Wednesday, last seven days in the life ofThursday, and Friday eveningsat 8 Tenebrae Services will beheld. These services, which con¬sist in the chanting of certainpsalms and the lamentations ofJeremiah, express sorrow overthe destruction wrought by menagainst Christ and the disfigura¬tion of the Church by men’s sins.Another theme running throughthe ceremony is the world’s re¬jection of Christ, the Light; ten¬ebrae is the Latin word for dark¬ness.Mass at 8 a.m. will be observedon Thursday, Friday, and Satur¬day, and adoration of the BlessedSacrament all day and night un¬til Friday noon. At that time theGood Friday Mass of the Presanc¬tified and the Tre Ore will be ob¬served; the chanting of the Pas¬sion According to St. John; theVeneration of the Cross; dis¬courses on the seven last words6f Christ by Father McDonough;and the procession of the 14 sta¬tions of the Way of the Cross.Vigil service at 11 p.m. Saturdaywill include the blessing of thenew fire and of the candle (asymbol of the risen Christ), arenewal of baptismal vows, andfinally Easter Mass at 12. Threemasses, at 8:30. 10. and 11 a.m.,will take place on Easter Sunday,April 10.Methodist observances .Palm Sunday will be observedin the Hyde Park MethodistChurch, 54th Street and Black-stone Avenue, with the receptionof new members and the Sacra¬ment of Baptism. The ReverendPaul Lambourne Higgins willpreach on “His Inevitable Lord-ship.” On Maundy Thursday theSacrament of the Lord’s Supperwill be celebrated at 8 p.m.The church choirs will presentthe “Pageant of Easter” at theHOLY WEEK SCHEDULEFOR CHURCHESFirst Baptist Cfturchof Chicago935 E. 50th St.Dr. Jitsuo Morikowo, PastorPalm Sunday—1 1 a.m. “A KingBeyond Dispute"; baptism serv¬ice. 7 p.m. Palm Sunday read¬ings and music.Good Friday—8 p.m. Communion;special choir music.Easter—8:30 a.m. and II a.m.Identical services; "Signs ofHope"; 7pmrrEaster vespers.First Unitarian Church1174 E. 57th St.Leslie T. Pennington, MinisterPalm Sunday—1 1 a.m. Sermon:"The Manhood of Jesus inTragic Engagement."Thursday—7:30 p.m. Service ofTenebrae; choral liturgy.Easter—1 1 a.m. Sermon: "Crown¬ed in Triumph.”Hyde Park MethodistChurchBlackstone ot 54th St.Paul L. Higgins, MinisterPalm Sunday—1 1 a.m. "His In¬evitable Lordship"; baptismservices.Thursday—8 p.m. Sacrament ofThe Lord's Supper.Friday—8 p.m. Choral "Pageantof Easter" service.Easter—1 1 a.m. Sermon: "Ever¬lasting Life."RockefellerMemorial ChapelWoodlawn at 59th St.John B. Thompson, Dean ofthe ChapelPalm Sunday—11 a.m. Sermon bythe Reverend Chorles W. Gil¬key, dean emeritus of theChapel: "Long Ago Still ComesAlive.” 3 p.m. "Passion of Our Lord According to Saint Mat¬thew" presented by the UCChoir, accompanied by mem¬bers of the Chicago SymphonyOrchestra.Monday—12:30 to 12:45. Pray¬er service; 7:30 p m. "Judas"the Reverend Granger West¬berg, chaplain in the Univer¬sity Clinics.Tuesday—12:30 to 12:45 Pray¬er service. 7:30 p.m. "Peter"the Reverend John R. Hayward,Federated Theological Faculty.Wednesday — 12:30 to 12:45.Prayer service. 7:30 p.m. "Pi¬late" the Reverend Wallace W.Robbins, President, MeadvilleTheological School.Thursday—12:30 to 12:45. Pray¬er service. 7:30 p.m. Sacra¬ment of Holy Communion; cele¬brant; the Reverend WallaceW. Robbins.Friday—12 Noon to 1 :00. Com¬munity Good Friday servicesponsored by the UniversityChapel and the Council ofChurches in Hyde Park, Ken¬wood, and Woodlawn. "The"Enigma of the Cross" the Rev¬erend Jerald C. Brauer. Musicby the Bond Chapel Choir.Easter—10 a.m. Carillon playedby James Lawson. 10:30 a.m.A brass choir directed by LelandSmith will play tower musicfrom the rampart of the Chap¬el's south facade. 1 1:00 a.m."The Spring of Souls" the Rev¬erend John B. Thompson, deanof the Chapel.St. Thomas the ApostleChurch (Roman Catholic)55th and KimborkRev. Edmund P. Godfrey, pastorPalm Sunday—Masses: 5:30, 6,7, 8, 9 (high mass), 10:15,11:15, 12:15. Wednesday—Confession: 4 - 6;7:30 - 9.Thursday—Communion: 6, 6:30,7, 7:30, 8, 8:30. High Massat 9 followed by the processionto the Repository; exposition forthe rest of the day. Devotionsat 8 p.m.Friday—9 a.m. Mass of the PriestSanctified. 8 p.m.—Living Sta¬tions of the Cross by the chil¬dren of the Grade School.Saturday — Confession: 3:30-6;7:30-9. 7 a.m., Blessings andProphecies. 8 a.m., Solemnmass..Easter—Masses, 5:30, 6, 7, 8,9 a.m. Solemn Easter Mass.United Church of Hyde Park(Presbyterian -Congregational)53 rd ond BlackstoneDr. Mitchell T. Ancker, ministerPalm Sunday, 1 1 a.m.—Litany ofDays. "Jesus—the Acclaimed."Thursday, 8 p.m.—Communion.Easter ,9:30 a.m. and 1 I a.m.—Identical services. "Jesus, Res--urrected Lord."University Church of theDisciples of Christ5655 University AvenueIrvin E. Lunger, ministerPalm Sunday, 9:30 a.m.—Adultstudy group. "The Meaning ofLent and Easter."10:30 a.m.—Communion.1 I :00 a.m.—"Requisites of theSpiritual Life: A Steadfast Vic¬tory."Friday, 8 p.m.—Music and Read¬ings.Easter, 9:30 a.m.—Adult studygroup. 10:30 a.m., Communion.1 1 a.m. "Requisites of theSpiritual Life: An Assurance ofVictory." !.... i \ i * !Special Holy Week services at Rockefeller Memorial Chapel willinclude a 72 bell carillon concert of Easter carols calling worshipersto service Easter Sunday. A Bach oratorio and comprehensivereligious services will also be held.8 p.m. service Good Friday. Rev¬erend Higgins’ Easter Sundaysermon topic will be “EverlastingLife.”Lutheran services, to be held inThorndike-Hilton Chapel, 58thStreet and University Avenue,will include Holy Communion andthe blessing and distribution ofpalms at 10 a.m. Palm Sunday,12:30 p.m. Lenten Devotions onMonday, Tuesday, and Wednes¬day, Tenebrae at 5 p.m. Thursday,and Holy Communion at 5 p.m.on Good Friday and at 10 a.m.Easter Sunday.The First Baptist Church ofChicago, 935 E. 50th Street, willhold two Palm Sunday services:at 11 a.m. Reverend Jitsuo Mori-kawa will preach on “A King Be¬yond Dispute” and the service ofBaptism will occur. At 7 p.m.there will be a service of readings.8 p.m. Communion will be held onGood Friday, and on Easter Sun¬day there will be identical serviceson “Signs of Hope” at 8:30 and11 a.m.The University church of theDisciples of Christ is going to hold10:30 a.m. communion and an11 a.m. worship service on both Palm Sunday and Easter. Sermontopic on Palm Sunday will be “ASteadfast Spirit,” and on Easter,“An Assurance of Victory.”Unitarian servicesThe First Unitarian Church willhold 11 a.m. Palm Sunday (“TheManhood of Jesus in Tragic En¬gagement”) and Easter Sunday(“Crowned in Triumph”) servicesand a special Tenebrae service at7:30 p.m. Thursday. The Tenebraeservice, a choral liturgy similar inmany respects to Roman Catholicand Lutheran Tenebrae services,begins with the announcement bythe full choir: “Tenebrae factaesunt” (Darkness comes upon theearth). At the first sound of thechoir, an acolyte moves to putout one of the altar candles, anomen of the gathering shadows.In the steadily diminishing lightof altar and church, the Tenebraeforecasts, in its ancient ritual, theimpending tragedy of Good Fri¬day.The light is returned, in af¬firmation of the triumph of sacri¬fice. The Bible is closed; the trag¬edy is consummated. Biblical re¬sponses are read by the ReverendLeslie T. Pennington. Acolytes ofthe ceremony are students of theMeadville Theological School.Gifts • Gourmet's Corner StationerySpring? We think it's here. So we've brought itinto our jewelry and ties for Easter . . . All withthe appropriate light touch.Jewelry from 1.25 plus f.e.tTies 2.50Bows 1.75\Page 8 THE CHICAGO MAROON April 1, 1955Russian . .(from page 1)tions. They will travel in the USat their own expense. Two Amer¬ican students from Columbia uni¬versity’s Russian affairs depart¬ment will act as interpreters forIssued once weekly by the publisher. The Chicago Maroon, at the publica¬tion offices, 5706 South University Avenue, Chicago 37, Illinois. Telephones:Editorial Office, Midway 3-0800, Ext. 1010; Business and Advertising Offices,Midway 3-0800, Ext. 1009. Distributed free of chorge, and subscriptions bymail, $3 per year. Business Office hours: 1 to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday. the editors.The visit of the Soviet editorshas created widespread interest atAmerican colleges and univer-sities. 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Festival...(from page 1)Carlos Williams’ manuscripts willbe featured continuously duringthe Festival.Dancing and acrobatics will berepresented by the Modern danc¬ers, and Acrotheatre in their jointMandel hall production.Continuous exhibitions of theplastic arts are also scheduled—a prize-awarding student art ex¬hibit in Lexington, an out-of-doorsshowing of sculpture, exhibits bythe Renaissance society, the Cam¬era club, and the Oriental insti¬tute.A gala Festival of Nations or¬ganized by students representing59 nationalities will be held at In¬ternational house. Plans includea series of individual country ex¬hibits and a three-hour interna¬tionally-flavored theatrical pro¬duction.“Nearly all athletic activities are art forms,” stated Nelson T.Metcalf, director of athletics, com¬menting on the inclusion of atrack meet, a tennis meet, and abaseball game in the Festival pro-gram. “Our practical objective inathletics is competition. But mostpeople realize that the perform¬ance of a good baseball player, apole vaulter, or a tennis player isan example of artistic endeavor.The Festival of the Arts gives theathletic department an outstand¬ing opportunity to prove thispoint and to show its athleticwares.”RELIANCE CAMERA APHOTO SUPPLIES1517 East 63rd St.BU 1-6040Sports editor Sam GreenleeAdvertising manager Gary MokotoffCopy editor % Prentiss ChoateAssistant news editor Berenice FisherProduction manager Mitchell SleinAssistant production manager Duchess LoughranPersonnel manager Jack BurbachCalendar editor Rosemary GalliEditorial staff Joe Abatie, Ellen Abernathy,Joan Behrenson, Sam Blazer, Robert Bloch, Alice Bloom, ChoneBlumenfeid, Roger Bowen, Alan Charlens, Steve Cohen, CharlesCooper, Mitri Dozoretz, Barbara Fischman, Don Fisher, Kent Flannery,Smokey Garcia, Miriam Garfin, Paul Hoffman, Bill Kaplan, KenKarlin, Fred Karst, Bruce Larkin, Linda Libera, Gene Rochlin, KarlRodman, David Schlessinger, Gary Schwartz, Frank Ternenyi, Richard PROVENCALC.QXE' d'-AZUR. 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THE COCA-COLA COMPANY r ~iA Campus-to-Career Case HistoryHe keeps up with440,000 customers“I used to think accountants wore greeneye shades and sat on high stools,” JohnMerrick will tell you. “That’s before Istarted working in a modern accountingdepartment.“I trained for about a year and a halfin different phases of telephone ac¬counting. Then I was placed in chargeof the section which maintains tele¬phone service records. I have morethan 60 people in my group with foursupervisors reporting to me. Our jobis to keep a running record of monthlycharges for 140 exchanges in Central Massachusetts. That comes to 440,000different customers.“Customers expect their bills on timeand they want their charges to be right.So on my job my primary concern is tomaintain constant and rapid productionand at ihe same time keep our work ac¬curate and reliable. One of the best waysto do this is to be sure that ‘the rightperson is on the right job at the righttime,’ an old cliche. But I found it worksand it gives me a chance to use mySociology training since it means han¬dling all sorts of personnel situations.”John finished Bates College in 1952 with a degree in Sociology,and started with the New England Telephone and TelegraphCompany. His work is typical of many assignments in theBell telephone companies. The opportunities open for col-lege graduates with other operating companies of the BellTelephone System are many and varied — also with BellTelephone Laboratories, Western Electric and SandiaCorporation. Your Placement Officer has full details. BELLTELEPHONESYSTEM1LApril I# 1955 THE CHICAGO MAROON Page 9Wobbly reminisces WUCB expands to“The History of the International Workers of the World” will bethe topic to be discussed by speaker Fred Thompson at next Tuesdayevening’s Young Socialist league meeting at 8 p.m. in Ida Noyes hall.Thompson is a former editor of The Industrial Worker, the "Wob¬bly” newspaper and is the author of a recently published book, TheFirst Fifty Years of the IWW.This is the first in a series of open YSL meetings this quarter forthe purpose of discussing topics of interest to the campus.Why do morecollege men andwomen smokeVICEROYSthan any otherfilter cigarette? seven-day weekThe mystery of “7” has been solved by an announcement this weekover WUCB, when the station commenced operations under its newall-week student programming schedule. For the remainder of thequarter, student produced shows will be heard "seven” days a week.Among the new programs which will be heard this Sunday after¬noon are a broadcast of music for students of the humanities I courseat 1 p.m., “Student Forum of the — —number of days per week in itshistory, announced program direc¬tor W. E- Dunning.Another new service of the sta¬tion this quarter, he said, will berebroadcasting of station WFMT.Havighurst tobegin series“The identity of modern man”is the theme of the William ElleryChanning lectures to be presentedby Channing club this quarter.The lectures will be given onconsecutive Tuesday evenings be¬ginning next Tuesday in Breastedhall, 58th and University, at 8 p.m.Next Tuesday’s lecture is titled"The achievement of identity inadolescence,” and will be givenby Robert J. Havighurst, profes¬sor of education.Other lectures in the series willfeature, among others, professorsWarner Bloomberg, Jacob W. Get-zels, Carl R. Rogers, Joel Seid-man, and Bernard M. Loomer.BECAUSE ONLY VICEROY GIVESYOU A PURE, NON-MINERAL,NON-TOXIC FILTER WITH20,000 FILTER TRAPSIN EVERY FILTER TIP!1.2.3.4.5. Yes, only Viceroy has this filter composed of 20,000tiny filter traps. You cannot obtain the same filteringaction in any other cigarette.Besides being non-mineral and non-toxic, this cellu¬lose-acetate filter never shreds or crumbles.The Viceroy filter wasn’t just whipped up and rushedto market to meet the new and skyrocketing demandfor filtered cigarettes. Viceroy pioneered. Startedresearch more than 20 years ago to create the pureand perfect filter.Smokers en masse report that filtered Viceroys havea finer flavor even than cigarettes without filters.Rich, satisfying, yet pleasantly mild.Viceroy draws so easily that you wouldn’t know,without looking, that it even had a filter tip . . . andViceroys cost only a penny or two more than ciga¬rettes without filters!That’s why more college men and women smoke VICEROYSthan any other filter cigarette... that’s why VICEROY is thelargest-selling filter cigarette in the world!20,000 TINYFILTER TRAPS;,.plus Richer, Smoother Flavor Air” at 2, and a broadcast ofBach’s “the Passion According toSt. Matthew” direct from Rocke¬feller chapel.Under the new schedule, thestation broadcasts the greatestDiscuss Renaissance“Humphrey, Duke of Glouces¬ter” and “Sir John Fastolf, Sol¬dier and Landowner” are the sub¬jects of the first two of a seriesof inquiries into the Renaissancemind to be given at 3:30 p.m. onMonday and Wednesday, respec¬tively, in social science 122 by H.Stanley Bennett.Bennett, fellow and librarian ofEmmanuel college, Cambridgeuniversity, will complete the six-lecture series titled “Some Menand Women of the Fifteenth Cen¬tury” in succeeding weeks at UC.Bennett is serving as Alexan¬der White visiting professor ofEnglish this quarter. The series issponsored jointly by the depart¬ment of English and the commit¬tee on sociaMhought.4iiiitmiiiiiiiiiHiiwmiiii!iiimimiiiiimi!iiimmiiwiiiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimi!!iiimiiiiiiiiiiifiiiiiiiiiiiimiiimiiii!£TfmmAmi m ’j* Fifty-Seventh at Kenwood =7/'U i UNUSUAL FOODlDELIGHTFUL |ATMOSPHERE |POPULAR |PRICES |imiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiuiiiiiimiiiiiimimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiimmiiimiiiiiiimiiiiiiiimmiiiiimiimiimiinl Raymond Firthanthropologist,in lecture seriesThe second in a series of eightlectures on “Religion and humanorganization” by Raymond Firth,professor of anthropology, Lon¬don School of Economics, will begiven at 4:30 p.m. Tuesday in so¬cial science 122.The series is sponsored by theanthropology department.During his stay on the quadran¬gles, Firth, jointly with RobertRedfield, professor of anthropol¬ogy, will conduct a seminar forgraduate anthropology studentson "the little community: socialchange.”Havighurst,Hiltner to talkon ‘Salvation’The second in a series of sixlecture-discussions under the titleof “ambiguities” will be held nextWednesday, 7:30 p.m., Chapelhouse, featuring Robert J. Havig¬hurst, professor of education,and Seward Hiltner, professor oftheology, discussing “salvation-two views of the human objec¬tive.”The series, sponsored by Porterfoundation graduate fellowship,opened yesterday with Clive Grayand Roger Woodworth, past presi¬dents of SG, debating “the localchoice: Merriam or Daley formayor?”Later lectures in the series willfeature Herbert A. Thielen, pro¬fessor of education. Rose Snyder,and Joseph M. Kitigawa, profes¬sors of theology, and Bert Hose-litz, professor of social sciences.Festival of the ArtsBEAUX .ARTSMASQUERADE iffitPRIZES FbReesr costumes UV MASK/A||j-fiT MIONIG-HTAPBZL 16- iscMlOpjAHUTCKTNSoy COMMON’S .• , .mar -r ‘ ^ A CoW'PLf.*. TICKETS AVAILABLE AT REYNOLDS CL-U8 ml MPage 10 THE CHICAGO MAROON April I, 1955Quartet back Festival of Artsprizes total $100The first University concert ofthe spring quarter will be theAlexander Schneider string quar¬tet playing Haydn’s “Seven LastWords of Christ” next Friday at8:30 p.m. in Mandel hall. Admis¬sion is $1.50.The program will be narratedby Joshua Taylor, assistant pro¬fessor in the humanities, and willbe given in memory of MillardBinyon, associate professor ofhumanities who died last fall.The Schneider quartet wasformed in 1951 fo rthe purpose ofperforming and recording all theHaydn quartets. The members ofthe quartet are Schneider, violin;Isadore Cohen, violin; Karen Tut¬tle, viola; and Daniel Saidenberg,'cello. UT to give QogolUniversity Theatre is presenting The Inspector General byNicolai Gogol on April 15, 23 and 24 in Mandel hail. The per¬formance on the 15th is part of the four-day Festival of theArts.The opening event of the April 14-17 first annual Festivalof the Arts is the annual student art show. As an incentiveto campus artists, prizes totaling $100 are being offered. Theexhibits will be judged by a panel of artists known through¬out the midwest.This year the exhibits willbe hung in the Lexington hall artstudio. Joli Lasker, who is man¬aging the show, remarked on thesuperior facilities in Lexington asagainst the Reynolds club or IdaNoyes.Entries will be accepted at Lex¬ington studio until next Saturday,April 9. All entries mu?t be eithermatted or framed. Everyone isurged to submit their work. Left to right, Omar Shapli asthe mayor and Alex Hassilevas Hlestakov rehearsing in Uni¬versity Theatre’s production ofGogol's the Inspector General.Choir to present PassionThe Passion of Our Lord According to Saint Matthew, byJohann Sebastian Bach, will be sung by the University ofChicago choir, accompanied by members of the Chicago sym¬phony orchestra, this Sunday at 3 p.m.General admission is $2 and student admission is $1. Ticketsmay be procured at Rockefeller chapel, Reynolds club desk,and Woodworth’s bookstoreThe performance, under thedirection of Richard Vik-strom. will approximate, as near¬ly as possible, the original pre¬sentation by Bach in Leipzig in1729. Two separate choirs, eachwith a small orchestra of flutes,oboes, strings and double basscontinuos, will function as accentsto the main narrative presentedas a recitative by Denis Cowan,who plays the evangelist.The orchestral music will soundvery much as it did in Bach’s day,with a 200 year old viola da gam-ba, ancestor of the modern cello,played by Julius Klein, providingportions of the string music.Other soloists will be CharlotteVikstrom, soprano; Evelyn Rey¬ nolds, contralto; Ralph Nielsen,tenor; Bernard Izzo, bass; An¬drew Foldi, bass; and HeinrichFleischer, organ. The Inspector General ggenerally regarded as one ofthe greatest Russian comedies, asGogol is regarded as one of thegreatest Russian humorists. Theplay occupies a place of impo*.tance in world literature becauseof its satire on the pretensions ofthe Czarist regime and because ofits great influence on succeedinggenerations of Russian writers.The cast of the UT productionwill feature Alex Hassilev, CarolHorning, Omar Shapli and Mar.tha Silverman.Letter contestThe Chicago Review willprint in its summer issue thebest letter which it receivesfrom a student on the topic“what is America’s biggest sa¬cred cow?”The contest is open to stu¬dents of any college or univer¬sity. The letters should be nolonger than 1,500 words, andshould reach the Review office,Reynolds club, by April 30.Dyer-Ben netsings April 9The Independent Studentsleague is sponsoring folk-bal-ladeer Richard Dyer-Bennet ina concert at Mandel hall, Sat¬urday, April 9 at 8:30 p.m.In addition to being a singerwith an international reper¬toire, Dyer-Bennet has acquiredreknown as guitarist, composerand musicologist.Tickets for the concert are$1.50 for reserved seats and $1general admission. Tickets maybe procured at the student serv¬ice center-SERVING+IN YOUR NAMEBORDON E* Movers and Light Hauling <VI 6-9832TYPEWRITERSCLEANED ORREPAIREDWritten guarantee onall work for one yearInspector and Estimator on dutyfrom 4 p.m. till 10 p.m.Discount of 10%for all studentsIf you bring in this ad withyour typewriter, you will re¬ceive free, a beautiful plastictypewriter cover.BOURGEAUS’1202 E. 55th St.HY 3-7912 LUCKY DR00D1ES! All BRAND NEW!WHAT’S THIS? 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WrightWest Virginia University~Rettea taste Luckies...LUCKIES TASTE BETTERCLEANER, FRESHER, SMOOTHER!ST_PF AMBRTCA'OBADIMR'MAMURAOTURRR or CISLIStTS*April t, W5 THE CHICAGO MAROON .Page 11Playwrights files suit against cityPlaywrights Theatre club, Chicago’s only professionalrepertory company, has been temporarily barred from usingtheir near north side quarters pending a court hearing as totheir status as a club. —Moved by the necessity of Playwrights is opening its newobtaining revenue during this production, Sophocles’ tragedy,emergency, the company has been O^'P118 Re*> this Saturday and„ Sunday at the Eleventh Streetpresenting performances at va- theatre, 72 East mh street atrious locations throughout the 8:30 p.m.city. A spokesman"for the group William Marshall, who is knownreported that the only hope for for his performances in the mov-Playwrights’ continued existence *es as weh as on the stage, camedepends on the support it receives ** ?"1 ^ork V3 pJ^y the.r™™ ri,ih memher«? and friends role of Oedipus in Playwrights’production. On Broadway hefrom club members and friendsduring this temporary periodWilliam Marshall appears inPlaywrights Theatre Club’s pro¬duction of Sophocles’ Oedipus. starred in the revival of GreenPastures.The play has been staged byPaul Sills in the classic Greekfashion, including a chantingchorus and the traditional masks.Included in the cast of 14 areRolf Forsberg, Edward Asner, andByrne Piven.An additional performance hasbeen scheduled for April 15 inDuSable high school, 49th andWabash. Other locations will beannounced from time to time asthey are booked.It is expected, however, that thesuit now pending against the citywill be heard in the circuit courtsome time next week, and shouldthe result be favorable to Play¬wrights, they will move the Oedi¬pus production back*to their quar¬ters at 1205 North Dearborn, aswell as fulfill any bookings thathave been made at other locations.Pre-fab extension (from page 3)cording to Robert M. Strozier,dean of students; the University,however, will continue to try torelocate prefab dwellers in otherhousing.The administration last Novem¬ber requested permission forgradual demolition of the build¬ings after the city had insistedthat the pre-fabs be demolishedthis summer.Reports have varied as to thenature of the code requirementsviolated by the pre fabs and bar¬racks-The pre fabs were put up in1947 to provide housing for veter¬an students and their families. Astemporary housing they do notconform to the city zoning laws and were authorized by resolu¬tions in the City council of the cityof Chicago only because of hous¬ing shortages.Original authorizations werepassed in 1945 and 1947 and ex¬tended in 1952.Prefabricated housing at theUniversity amounts to 341 unitsin all. Veterans and families withchildren have priority in all Uni¬versity housing. Other Universityhousing for married studentstotals 80 units plus additionalunits in a recently acquired build¬ing which is being filled with stu¬dents as vacancies occur. Of these,28 units are for divinity schoolstudents, as are the units in thenew building.TERRY’S PIZZAfinest pizzas madeFREE DELIVERY TO ALL UC STUDENTSLARGE 1.95GIANT 2.95SMALL 1.00MEDIUM 1.45He also earry a full line of italian foodsSPECIAL THIS WEEK— Present this coupon and youwill receive 35c credit towards any pizza eatenat our store.1518 E. 63rd St. Annex holds film festival;Polish film rated highlyFree tickets are available on campus for a three evening Polish film festival which beganlast night at the Cinema Annex theater, 3210 West Madison.Tonight’s feature will be director, Aleksander Ford’s new color film, Five from BarskaStreet. Ford’s direction won a grand prize at the 1954 Cannes festival for the story of therehabilitation of war-wrecked young lives in Warsaw. The New York Times said the filmshows “fierce earnestness . . . technical skill . . . structural and dramatic unity.” Shortsfor the evening will be TheNaughty Little Goat and To¬morrow Will Be Fine (aboutweather forecasting).Adventure In Marienstadt, Po¬land’s first full-length musical incolor, will be the feature tomor¬row evening. Return to Old Town,a Cannes prize winner in the docu¬mentary class, and New Pastures,a mountain travelogue, completethe festival program for Satur¬day^The feature films are in Polishwith English titles. The shortshave English narration. Showingsare at 8:30 p.m. both evenings.Tickets for the festival areavailable from The DocumentaryFilm Group, several SRP mem¬bers, an dthe Student Governmentticket service, Reynolds club base¬ment.Give court prizesJack Beem, John R. Grimes andSolomon I. Hirsh won first prizeof $200 as top team in the lawschool moot court competition.Second place team, which received$100, consisted of Richard Pollay,Marshall A. Susler, Alan S. Ward,and Standau“E. Weinbrecht.These were the first awards un¬der the new Hinton prize, estab¬lished in memory of Edward W.Hinton, member of the law schoolfaculty from 1913 to 1936.The Hinton prize will be givenannually to the two top teams in ana swamps and woods as athe moot court program, a mock setting for the Study Of the gin on Friday, April 8, and willcourt conducted by law school stu- impact of industry on the life consist, in the order listed, ofdents who argue actual court of a rural community. An oil- Zero de Conduit, a French film;cases in a simulated law court drilling outfit moves in and its Emil and the Detectives, German;atmosphere. impact is mirrored in the eyes of Road to Life, the Russian classic,Judges for the competition this a small boy, the child of poor based on Makarenko’s work onyear were Walter V. Schaefer, parents. The film, authentic in its the rehabilitation of emotionallyjustice of the Illinois supreme use of local people and actual oil (disturbed children; and the Frenchcourt; Luther Swygert, judge of weP explosibns, was completed in Foil de Garrotte,the U. S. court, northern district 1948. Music is by Virgil 1 homp- The single admission films toof Indiana; and Edward H. Levi, son*dean of the law school. The "childhood” series will be-Hanka Ruczaj and Jan Szar-linski in the new Polish colormusical comedy, Adventure inMarienstadt. The film will beshown in the Cinema Annex theatre at 8:30 tomorrow eve¬ning. Free tickets are availableat the student service center,Reynolds Club basementDoc Film shows documentaries;introduces 'Childhood' seriesThe Documentary Film group’s film study series this quar¬ter is entitled “films of childhood.” In order to promote inter¬est in the series the group is showing Robert Flaherty’ssemi-documentary film, Louisiana Story, tonight at 7:15 and9:15, admission free.Flaherty’s film creates an authentic atmosphere of Louisi-Don't fool yourself.This is if.i Sun Dial Tavern1601 E. 55th St.Just east of the I.C. be shown in social science 122this quarter on Wednesdays, willbe initiated next Wednesday byWellman’s The Oxbow Incident, afilm on lawless lynching moti¬vated by sadism. 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White$3.50from your bookselleror fromiWkThe Universityof Chicago Press5750 Ellis Avenue ' '1•Page 12 THE CHICAGO MAROON April 1, 1955Maroon Runners In Relaysby Spike PinneyHigh point for UC trackmen over the interim was the 19th annual running of the DailyNews Relays. The relays are the only big indoor track carnival that comes to Chicago, andeight Chicago runners joined with the big names and ballyhoo to help please the Stadiumcrowd.UC Track Club member Phil Coleman ran best of the eight, in the feature event of theevening, the Bankers’ mile. Competing against American record holder Wes Santee on the11-lap to the mile board track, Harrison Dillard and the heightCourse offeredThe spring training programtor Senior Life Saving and WaterSafety Instructors will begin Tues¬day, March 29, from 6:30-9:30 p.m.at the University of Chicago, 1212E. 59th Street, which is affiliatedwith the Ida Noyes Pool. Thecourse will continue for ten con¬secutive weeks.Persons interested in SeniorLife Saving course must be 16years or older and able to swim 200Maynard tied Mai mam'.Wth MeWl'fand the*hurdle yards successfully. Applicant^ forColeman took the lead shortlyafter the half mile (2:04) andheld it until the three-quartermile mark (3:07). There Santeeunveiled his famous kick, runninga :57 second last quarter to’ fin¬ish in 4:04.2, a new meet record.Coleman placed second in 4:09.5,a new personal record for him.Lawton Lamb, who placed sec¬ond to Santee in the Bankers’ mileone .vear ago, came down to the1000-yard run this year. He ranfaster than his winning 2:13 timein 1952, but Gene Maynard ranfaster stillWhitfield’s 2:10.5 meet record.Lamb was second in approximate¬ly 2:11.5.Another second place fell toChicago's college mile relay team.Art Omohundro led off and ranclose behind Loyola and Wheatonrunners for most of his quartermile. Passing off to Dan Trifoneon the inside lane, he gave Tri¬fone a very scant lead. Trifoneheld the margin, and Ted Fish¬man increased it, but Jim Brownwas still within range of Loyola’sanchor man, Jack Egan. Eganran his leg in under :50 seconds,and caught Brown at the end ofthe race. Loyola’s time was 3:25.9-Two other Chicago runnersturned in good performances, butdidn’t win places against the elitecompetition. A combination of of the hurdles beat Frank Loomosin the 60-yard high hurdles.Loomos. who specializes in thelow hurdle races, failed to qualifyfor the finals which Dillard won,for the ninth straight year, in:07.1.Bob Kelly, an ex-Loyola distanceman now in the track club, could¬n’t maintain the pace set by Olym¬pic runners Fred Wilt and Hor¬ace Ashenfelter. Ashenfelter even¬tually won with a 9:01.2 time.Besides the eight competitors,the University was represented bymeet director T. N. Metcalf, ath¬letic director of UC, and six stouthurdle setters from the trackACECYCLE SHOPYour BicycleHeadquartersWe service what we sellRepairs O Parts all makes#19 E. 53 MI 3-26729 A M. - 6 P.M.ESQUIRE—sjfDOCTOR fHouse {DIRK BOGARDE • KENNETH MOREKAY KENDALLAn irreverent ond fibold ap¬proach to a stuffy profession,wl+ty lines tumbling over oneanother delivered by actors whoknow their way about, all addup to the comedy find of thevear.Today at 2:00. 4:H>. 6:2$. 8:40. 10:5$AOOED: Alec Guinness in the ocodemyoword film "Stratford Adventure"COMOPIZZERIA1520 E. 55th St.• Bar-be-cue ribs• Bar-bo-cue chickenDelivery AnywhereFA 4-5525 Water Safety Instructors coursemust be 18 years of age, holder ofa Senior Life Saving card or itsequivalent and with the intentionsof teaching others.There is no charge for this serv¬ice, which is rendered by Volun-The University of Chicago Rifle teer Red Cross Instructors; how-setters accomplished their dutiesadmirably.Riflemen Losesquad lost to the SouthtownYMCA Rifle & Pistol Club by ascore of 1366 to 1313 out of apossible 1500. The loss marked acreditable showing against a pow¬erful YMCA squad which chalkedup its eleventh consecutive winin Midway Rifle League of Chi¬cago competition. ever there is a dip fee of 50c fornon-university students whichgoes to the institution for the useof the pool. Suit, towel, and capare furnished by the pool. photo by BeckerWes Santee and Phil Coleman: one-two in Bankers’ Mile.SlltlltllllltlllllllllllMMIIHIIIItllllllllllllllllllltlllltlllltllHIlimillllinilllllllltHimitlllllllttUIIMIHIIIIIIItlltllttltlfttlBIa v a| International House Movie*| East Lounge Mou. A Thurs. 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They give you thelook of a man who wears his clothes well.See your campus Arrow dealer for these fine colored shirts.You’ll find a wide range of checks, stripes and solids. Best ofall, Arrow Softones are priced right You caa own one (orseveral), and still have money left to eat on. They’re but95.00 the shirtA/tnowSHIRTS & TIESCASUAL WEARUNDERWEARHANDKERCHIEFS Introducingtbe great NEWArrow Pullover!New Colors— New Styles —Arrow '55 Softones ore here IHere are Arrow colored shirts at their very beat.Arrow Softone shirts, ties, and handkerchiefs thatblend perfectly to put you at your best in the darksuitings college men prefer.You’ll find Softones in tbe collar style best for you,and your size for faultless fitCrowd your way in here and gasp with delight atthese fine, muted tones in America’s smartest shirts.You’ll see sensible price tags on Arrow shirts that lastendlessly... give you more for your money. FineArrow Softones are but $5.00.Chicago — EvanstonOak Fork — EvergreenGory — Joliet — AltonTHE CHICAGO MAROON Page 13April 1, 1955Athletic Awards Earned By Forty One JSfineBeginWorkingSports letters have been award- Other major “C” awards were: Basketball: Joseph G. FeinbergSportsod to forty-one University of Chi¬cago varsity athletes who com¬peted in the winter sports pro¬gram, T. Nelson Metcalf, chair¬man of physical education an¬nounced today.The major "C” award in bas¬ketball went to: William A. Les¬ter, Jr., captain; J. Allison Bin-ford, Jr., Joseph C. Chisholm,Richard L. Garcia, Richard L.Rowland, Walter L. Walker, andMitchell S. Watkins. Swimming: Lansing R. Felker,Michael Mandell, Douglas Maurerand Paul R. Sellin, captain.Wrestljng: Allan C. Bates, LynnL. Illingworth, Jerry E. Mehrensand co-captains Donald C. Don-deri and Kent V. Flannery.Gymnastics: John J. Bowman,Bernard J. Del Giorno, Herbert M.Taylor and Robert Herndon, cap¬tain.Minor awards, the Old English“C,” wen^ to the following:WA A holds tennis tryoutsToday is the day for all young women who wish to win aplace on the women’s varsity tennis team. Tryouts are beingheld after 1:30 p.m., either in the fieldhouse or on the courtson the south side of the Mid-way. Candidates should report meeting. Topics of discussionto Miss Martha Kloo at 1:30in Ida Noyes HallOn Monday the Women’s Ath¬letic Association (WAA) is hold¬ing an open meeting for all inter¬ested in joining the organization.The meeting is sponsored by theWAA executive board, a twelvewoman elective body. On Wednes¬day the board will nominate WAAofficers for next year at a closed Joseph G. Feinberg,Louis J. Hamilton, James R.Strawn and Richard C. Thompson.Gymnastics: Eiichi Fukushima.Swimming: James J. Benedict,Frank M. Chilton, Robert R.Giedt, Donald E. McVicker andRobert Trees.The Old English “C" minoraward in wrestling went to:Frank E. Richards, Daniel B. Rit¬ter and John A. Schafer.Small Old English "c" awardswere earned in swimming by Ron¬ald D. Shafron, Roland T. Hentigand Ronald A. Crutchfield.The 1955 Numeral Award (mi¬nor award) in gymnastics went toErmit L. Finch, William S. Leichtand Paul M. Macopia. by Smoky GarciaOfficial baseball practice started March 20, in preparationfor a seventeen-game schedule that includes Knox, ChicagoTeachers, North Central, St. Joseph, Illinois Tech, and NavyPier. Participation in the Chicago Baseball Tournament andannual Alumni game finish the season.Returning lettermen form a strong nucleus for this year'steam. Dave Utley, George —Gray, Gil Levine, Don Mazu-kelli, Walt Walker, A1 Binford,Mario Baur, Paul Hershall, KirkMcMichael, and Robin Powell, allhave earned awards and have re¬turned this year.New men promise to bolster thesquad effectively. The pitchingchores will be handled by right¬handers Bill Miller, Dick Row¬land, Mario Baur, and southpawsNeil Weiden, and Walt Nicaise.Monday will include the annualinterdorm swim marathon, andthe possibility of a WAA picnic.Although no games have yetbeen scheduled, the women’s soft-ball team has been working outfor the past week. The team willtry to schedule games with Rot¬ary, George Williams, and theUniversity of Ill. at Chicago forlate in the month. Facile Fencers FoilFoe; Defeat CincyREADERS61 sf & Ellis the campus drug storeOpposite Burton-JudsonVisit oar College RoomTRY OURSunday Student SpecialServed from 12 (Hoorn) to 1:30 P.M.Vi FRIED CHICKEN OnlySalad Bowl — French Fries $100Roll and Jug of Honey IWHO ARE THE“TOP-FLITE” GOLFERSON YOUR CAMPUS?If you’ve watched them onthe course, you’ve probablythought: “Boy, if I couldjust get my game down likethatrConstant practice is the answer, of course, but getting the bestfrom your equipment is just as important, too.That’s where Spalding TOP-FLITE® clubs have the edge.They have more to offer in precision balance that gives anabsolutely uniform swing-feel with every club in the matched set.That’s the secret of Spalding SYNCH RO-DYNED® clubs.And, it will pay off for you from the first round. You’ll makethe same shots with new uniformity. The perfect balance ofthese clubs lets you swing through the ball with confidence.Without “choking-up” or “compensating.” You get the ballaway cleaner, longer, and with more shot control.These are the clubs that have lowered handicaps by as much asVi: Spalding SYNCHRO-DYNED TOP-FLITE clubs. Your Golfpro has them now. And, now’s the time for you to start playingbetter golf.Spalding SETS THE PACE IN SPORTS Fencing coach Alvar Hermanson proves vulnerable. They will be caught by WaltWalker, and Phil Goldstein.The infield will be taken overby Dave Utley, Kent Karoll, JohnMann, Jeff Marks, Joe Fineberg,Mort Inger, and Robin Powell.The outfield will be patrolled byGeorge Gray, Gil Levine, A1 Bin-ford, Sy Hersh, Dave Zimberoff,Max Clay, and Don Mazukaelliwho also doubles at third base.Kyle Anderson does his usualexcellent job of coaching and iswilling to work with anyone thatwould like to come out. Practiceis Monday through Friday from3:45 to 5:45.The season opens on April 1,with an exhibition game againstWilson Junior College on StaggField at 3:30.SportsCalendarToday: Tennis, U. of. Illinois atChicago, 4 p.m., varsitycourtsTomorrow: Gymnastics, Cen¬tral AAU, at U. of Illinois atChicago Track, WisconsinState, at MilwaukeeThursday: Tennis, IllinoisTech, 1 :30 p.m., varsitycourtsby Davis BobrowThe gallant knights of Bartlett closed their season with a pfyY%pyi W7 itlsmashing victory over the University of Cincinnati. Compet- A T C lr 11 II VV illing at South Bend March 19, the Maroons recovered from alicking at the hands of the Notre Dame swordsmen, 18-9, tolacerate their Ohio foes.The foil team of Dunston, Fain and Levine swept their boutsgetting Alvar Hermanson’s rapier squad off to a 9-0 lead. Cin¬cinnati rallied against the epee men, but succumbed to theUC sabre squad 5-4. Chicago overwhelmed Elmhurst's tennis team Tuesday, winning every single set on the varsity courts. The six Maroon courtsters outplayed and outran Elmhurst decisively, 9-0, in their firstmeet of the season.KEEP THE UT OPEN... VOTE NO!ON THIS BALLOT APRIL 5thVote Against the Return of the Bootlegger and Beer Flats(SAMPLE BALLOT)SHALL THE SALE AT RETAIL OF ALCOHOLICYesLIQUOR BE PROHIBITED IN THIS 49th PRE¬CINCT OF THE 5th WARD OF THE CITY OFCHICAGO, ILLINOIS, AS THE PRECINCT WASBOUNDED AT THE TIME OF THE GENERALELECTION ON NOVEMBER 8, 1932? No XPlace on (X) in the square as shown on the above sample liquor ballotWe List a Few of Our Book Bargains— OVER 2 MILLION BOOKS IN STOCK —Craven & J: The UnitedMorrison fir C: AmericanRepublic, Vol. 1 & 2, ea<Sabine: Political TheoryGuttman: Corp. 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Wabash Ave. HA 7-2840Page 14 THE CHICAGO MAROON April- 1, 1955Calendar of EventsFriday, April 1Movie: “Louisiana Story,” DocumentaryFilm group, Social science 122, 7:15 and9:15 p.m.Billet Fireside, a discussion on “Whendoes anti-Israelism become anti-Semi¬tism?” No admission, 8:30 p.m. Sab¬bath service at 7:45 p.m.Saturday, April 2Young Socialist league party, featuringa movie, 5420 Maryland, 9 p.m., 35cadmission.Sunday, April 3Channing club meeting, Leslie Penning¬ton will speak on “Why the British-American pulpit exchange?” at 8:15p.m., 5638 Woodlawn.Unitarian Couples club meeting. Dr.Oriel will discuss “The ContemporaryFamily.” 8:30 p.m.. 5638 Woodlawn.Movie, “The Man Who Came to Dinner”(American), B-J lounge, 7 and 9 p.m.25c admission.Dance in Religion, sponsored by theChicago Dance council, Ida Noyes hall,3:0 p.m. $1 admission for non-mem¬bers.Calvert club meeting, supper and get-together, 6 p.m., DeSales House.Palm Sunday Episcopal communionservice, Bond chapel, 8:30 p.m.Palm Sunday Lutheran communionservice, Hilton chapel, 10 a.m.Palm Sunday University religious serv¬ice. Rockefeller chapel, Reverend Gil-key speaking, 11 a.m.“The Passion of Our Lord according toSt. Matthew,” by Bach. Members ofthe UC choir and the Chicago sym¬phony orchestra. Rockefeller chapel,3 p.m.Monday, April 4Japanese study group, an organizationalmeeting, International house. RoomC, 7 p.m.German table, International house din¬ing room, 6 p.m.Movie, “God Needs Men” (French), In¬ternational house, 7 and 9 p.m. Holy week services, Rockefeller chapel,“Judas,” 7:30 p.m.Lecture: “The Pre-Raphaelites,” by T. S.R Boase, president, Magdalen college,Oxford. 4:30 p.m., social science 122.Lecture: “Some men and women of the15th century” (first in series), by H.Stanley Bennett, lecturer in English.Emmanuel college, Cambridge. 3:30p m., social science 122.Tuesday, April 5Concert band rehearshal, Sunny gym,8 p.m.Young Socialist league meeting, FredThompson will speak on "The Historyof the IWW." Ida Noyes, 8 p.m.Organizational meeting of W9YWQ,sponsored by Radio Midway. B-J Artsand Crafts studio, 7-8 p.m.Holy week service, Rockefeller chapel,“Peter," 7:30 p.m.SAC open meeting, 2:30 p.m., social sci¬ence 106.Wednesday, April 6Movie, “The Oxbow Incident” (Ameri¬can), Social Science 122, 7:15 and9:15 p.m.Lecture, “The literary quotation as afictional device from Rabelais andCervantes to Thomas Mann,” Profes¬sor Herman Meyer, University of Am¬sterdam, Ida Noyes, 8 p.m.Holy week service, Rockefeller chapel,“Pilate,” 7:30 p.m.Student Government meeting, 7:30 p.m.,Law north.Thursday, April 7Passover Seder, sponsored by Hillel. 6:30p.m., 5715 Woodlawn. Members, $2,non-members, $2.50.Maundy Thursday service, Rockefellerchapel. The Sacrament of Holy Com¬munion, 7:30 p.m.Movie, “The Keys of the Kingdom”(American), International house, 7and 9 p.m.William Vaughn Moody series, RuthDraper, character actress, in a pro¬gram of her sketches. 8:30 p.m., Man-del Hall. ClassifiedFor RentOne room kitchenette. Running water.Gas range. Refrigeration. $8 per week.6051 Kimbark. SA 1-8041 or DO 3-9511.'Six room apartment near UC. Free park¬ing. Rent $120. Mr. Sullivan, 957 E. 54thPlace. DO 3-3090.Studio room for woman, kitchen, tele¬phone, and TV privileges. Reasonable.Evenings MU 4-1799.Sublet, June through September. Threerooms, front porch, furnished. $85 amonth plus utilities. Woodalwn and54th. Call after 7 p.m. HY 3-6802.Bedroom apartment. Free gas, electric¬ity, parking, private bath, refrigeratorand range. Rent $85. Mr. Sullivan, 957F.. 54th Place. DO 3-3090.For SalePersonalWANTEDGOOD PICTORIAL PHOTOGRAPHSCampus Scenes — Student LifeWill pay commercial rateswPhone T. M. Switz, Ext. 3039 S R PRestaurant Discounts10-20% Reductions withPurchase of Meal TicketsNicky’s PizzeriaCollier’s HouseThe Pizza Kid24 Volume Encyclopedia Brittanica, inexcellent condition, must sell, also 50additional Best Seller Fiction. Completehousehold furnishings. Including diningroom, living room, bedroom and dinetteset. Dishes, lamps, carpeting, and mis¬cellaneous. Call HY 3-1278.Sailboat — 19 Ft. Lightning. Nylon sails,outboard trailer, dinghy, mooring. $600.Robert Rodgers, Ext. 3275 or BU 8-3458,eves.Portable Underwood typewriter withcase, perfect condition, just cleaned. $45.Call Kaiser, FA 4-3530 after 5 p.m.Tennis Balls—$6 a dozen. Gorden’s SportShop, 5757 Cottage Grove. LostAdvertise in theFemale black cat, white paws, whiskers,moustache, chest. About March 24 near54th Place and Ellis. $10 reward. NO7-4944. Classified AdWanted columnExperienced father wishes to exchangesitting time for tutoring time by mem¬ber of college math department. PL 2-5600. CALLWaitress, full or part time. Le Provencal.1450 E. 57th. NO 7-9669. mi 3 nannMan to share large attractive apart¬ment with two graduate students. Closeto campus and transportation facilities.$28.50 per mo. Call NO 7-2624 after 6:30p.m.; ask for Ed. ml o-UoUUEXT. 1009To Rent: Garage In vicinity of UC (May-October). Contact Dietrich. Rm. 355, MI3-6000. Monday thruFriday10-12 1-5Peasant to clean Cadillacs and Jaguars.Fraternity man preferred. Apply to Ma¬roon, Box 204.Used 1st Quarter OMP Syllabus-Organ¬izations. Quinn, Ext. 1010.ServicesPrivate room and bath, board, free Inexchange for baby-sitting, light duties.60th near Woodlawn. BO 8-2562.Learn Folk-style guitar. Sooner than youthink, you can accompany your favoritesongs. Group method. Low cost. BernleAsbel. AT 5-6550.You can rent an electric refrigerator.Five dollars per month. We also repairrefrigerators. CO 4-9231, The CollegeLAUNDERETTE1449 East 57th St.MU 4-9236What’s up with students around thenation, see Campus Sense.Attention Demons: Help usher the NewEra into Vincent House. Bring order outof chaos, free potato chips, throw theBad Guys out, etc. Vote machine! Thankyou Karpen, Stoll, Campbell, Smith,Stallings, Kapantais, Heptlai, Chan Club. HOME PLASTICSDraperies - Curtains - Rainware10% Student Discount1303 E. 55th StreetNO 7-5696 Jimmy’sSINCE 1940Student Tour to Europe7 Countries — 53 days — $995.00Travel with Diane Duvigneaud, Artist & Educator on a Da-Luxe Motorcoach Tour throughout Europe. Mrs. Duvigneaud,Director of the Art Dept, at North Central College will ac¬company students to England, Holland, Belgium, Germany,Switzerland, Italy & Franca.Sailing Juna 15—Comfortable Hotels, Excellent Meals and thaAssistance of a European Courier ara included.Reserved for Students, Teachers & Recent Graduates.1321 E. 11th St.—PL 2-92$l1411 E. $3rd St.—HY 3-$300Serving University PersonnelFor YearsMONTHLY REVIEW Associatesinvite you and your friends to hearSCOTT NEARING, World Events columnist for MONTHLY REVIEW,on IS CO-EXISTENCE A TROJAN HORSE?Date: Friday, April 1, 1955Time: 8:15 P.M.Place: Room 833, Fine Arts Building,410 S. Michigan Ave.Student tickets: 75 centsNO 7-9071 hyde park theatrestudent rote 50c Lake Parkat 53rdSTARTINGRichard Burtonof London's Old Vic Theatro APRIL 1EVA LeGALLIENNEandMAGGIE McNAMARAfrom the Broadway Theatroin Moss Hart's brilliant screen play based on the best-sellerPRINCE OF PLAYERS iTST”A dexterous dual screenplay — a film biography of th& brillianttheatrical Booth family — and 20 Famous Scenes from Shakespeareincluding King Lear, Hamlet, Richard and Romeo and Juliet.andQUEEN OF SPADESwith Dome Edith Evans, Anton Walbrook, Ronald Howard S R P For further Information, contactMrs. Duvigneaud. North Central College, Naperville. Illlnole1STa,fUL rally...because it'sServing beer to your guests is simplehospitality. Serving them Budweiseris a gracious compliment...because it's Budweiser ... andANHEiJf-ER -BOSCIf4 MLSt. 10644 • MCWAR4 • IOS AH 9 It S3that's the difference.SbmeSrhp more Sanpremium quality~Budweiser quality!Apr* 1, 1955 Page 15Advertisement — Advertisement — Advertisement — AdvertisementOn Campos widiMis Stallman(Author of ••Barefoot Boy With Cheek," tie.)I’VE GOT NEWS FOR YOUIt ffl my earnest hope that an occasional column of mine haspleased you enough to make you want to clip it out and keep it.But I'm sure that being preoccupied with more important things-like getting down to breakfast before your room-mate eatsall the marmalade — the impulse has passed and been forgotten.So I am pleased now to report that the makers of Philip MorrisCigarettes, bless their corporate hearts, have published a bookletcalled MAX SHULMAN REVISITED, which contains six ofmy favorite columns, along with some brand new material, allof this profusely illustrated—all of this available to you gratiswhen you buy a couple of packs of Philip Morris at your favoritetobacco counter on or near your campus.But this is not the only news I’ve got for you today. Followingyou will find a roundup of news highlights from campuses thecountry over.Southern Reserve UniversityDr. Willard Hale Sigafoos, head of the department of an¬thropology at Southern Reserve University and internationallyknown as an authority on primitive peoples, returned yesterdayfrom a four year scientific expedition to the headwaters of theAmazon River. Among the many interesting mementos of hisjourney is his own head, shrunk to the size of a kumquat. Herefused to reveal how his head shrinking was accomplished.MThat’s for me to know and you to find out,” he said with atiny, but saucy grin.Northern Reserve UniversityDr. Mandrill Gibbon, head of the department of zoology atNorthern Reserve University and known to young and old forhis work on primates, announced yesterday that he had receiveda grant of $80,000,000 for a twelve year study to determineprecisely how much fun there is in a barrel of monkeys.Whatever the results of Dr. Gibbon’s researches, this muchis already known: what’s more fun that a barrel of monkeys isa pack of Philip Morris. There’s zest and cheer in every puff,delight in every draw, content and well-being in every fleecy,flavorful cloudlet. And, what’s more, this merriest of cigarettes,king-size and regular, comes in the exclusive Philip MorrisSnap-Open pack. A gentle tug on the tab and the package popsobligingly open. A gentle push on the open pack and it silentlyfolds itself back, sealing in the savory vintage tobacco untilyou are ready to smoke again.Eastern Reserve UniversityThe annual meeting of the American Philological Institute,held last week at Eastern Reserve University, was enlivenedby the reading of two divergent monographs concerning theorigins of early Gothic "runes,” as letters of primitive alphabetsare called. *Dr. Tristram Lathrop Spleen, famed far and wide as thediscoverer of the High German Consonant Shift, read a paperin which he traced the origins of the Old Wendish rune "pt”(pronounced "krahtz”) to the middle Lettic rune ”gr” (pro¬nounced "albert”). On the other hand, Dr. Richard CummerbundTwonkey, who, as the whole world knows, translated The PajamaGame into Middle High Bactrian, contended in his paper thatthe Old Wendish rune “pt” derives from the Low Erse rune “mf”(pronounced “gr”).Well, sir, the discussion grew so heated that Dr. Twonkeyfinally asked Dr. Spleen if he would like to step into the gym¬nasium and put on the gloves. Dr. Spleen accepted the challengepromptly, but the contest was never held because there wereno gloves in the gymnasium that would fit Dr. Twonkey.(The reader is doubtless finding this hard to believe asEastern Reserve University is celebrated the length and breadthof the land for the size of its glove collection. However, the readeris asked to remember that Dr. Twonkey has extraordinarilysmall hands and arms. In fact, he spent the last war workingin a small arms plant, where he received two Navy "E’.’ Awardsand was widely hailed as a "manly little chap.”)©M»i Shulmtn, 1056The maker» of PHILIP MORRIS, eponeort of thit column, urge you*° get to your tobacco etore toon for your copy of MAX SHVLMANREVISITED. The eupply ie limited.WHAT IS A COED?Today we are going to discuss the phenomenon of campuslife called the coed. Coeds come in assorted sizes, weights, andcolors, but all coeds have the same creed: To date boys and eatfig newtons.A coed is Beauty with rouge on her cheeks, Wisdom with apony during tests, and the Hope of the future with dope capsulesin her knitting bag.A coed is a magical creature—you can lock her out of yourconvertible, but you can’t lock her out of your wallet. Might aswell give up—she’s stronger than you, anyway. But when youcome to pick her up for that big date with only a few stringydandelions and a melted hershey bar, she can win you over withthe one magic word—"Cheapskate!” Report on Simpton talk givenEight more College courses will be droppe d as requirements for students undertaking thejoint College and divisional BA program, it was announced this week.A similar optional status has already been accorded the other six of the fourteen Collegecourses. — —"It was a rough audience to talk to,” said Simpton, after his talkin Communicado 126 yesterday.By thus completely elimi¬nating College courses, theliberal education load of a studentwho desires to specialize will beconsiderably lightened."This change will make UC the bestmediocre college In the country,” theChancellor stated."The New New BA plan,” the Chan¬cellor said, "Is perfectly In accord withthe principle of liberal education, sinceliberal education seeks to educate thewhole man and adjust him to contem¬porary society, but since modern societyhas become atomized Into a lot of littlemen with specialized knowledge, liberaleducation, If It Is to be really progres¬sive, must now, keeping abreast of mod¬ern society, seek to make the man aslittle and as specialized as possible, andcollapse the distinction between thewhole man and Everyman, indicatingthat little men are really as "whole” asare, say, those who tried to be whole bysmearing their efforts all over the placeunder the (ugh) old BA plan.”"Let me rephrase,” he continued."The whole man Is certainly notEveryman, and this sort of proves whatI was saying all along, so there.”“Besides,” he added, "I have a PhDin Philosophy.”The content of College courses willprobably undergo considerable change.Industrial physics and home mechanicswill be substituted for Nat. Sci. I; the6taff of this course decided that gravitywas perfectly obvious and everyone knewthat the earth revolves around the sun,anyway. In all probability, the OMPcourse will be dropped entirely since thecourse chairman was the only one whounderstood either the organizations,methods, or principles of the course, andhe resigned when he beard about thenew BA change."It is likely,’’ said the dean of theCollege, "that the integration courseswill be dropped entirely since underthe New New plan there Isn’t much leftto Integrate.” For students seeking Joint College anddivisional BA’s In the Physical Sciences,a one-quarter Nat. Scl. 2-Engllsh-Hum.I-Soc. Scl 3-Language 1-Soc. Scl. 2-Hum.3-French-Nat. Scl. I-OMP-Hum. 2-Hlstory-Soc. Scl. 1-Nat. Scl. 3 course willbe offered. This course will be patternedafter the current pre-med OMP-Nat. Scl.3 variant.Care must be taken In preparing stu¬dents’ programs under the New Newplan, the administration cautioned. ForInstance, those entering the English de¬partment under the New New Plan must,in conjunction with a semi-tutorialprogram In the Humanities, have taken English 202 without specialization on agraduate level in order for them to dropHum. 2. Hum. 2, however, may bedropped only If the student does notwish to take Hum. 3, in which case he isheld for English 203 and English 211, theformer of which has English 202 as aprerequisite and the latter of whichmay only be taken on a graduate level.But, since the student must be on anundergraduate level for him to drop anyCollege courses, he cannot possible takeEnglish 203 on an undergraduate leveland will be held for the entire sequenceunless he transfers to the physics de¬partment or Northwestern.Celanese, a leader in the expanding fields of chemical fibers,plastics, and chemicals, can offer outstanding career positionsto qualified graduates. If you will receive a degree in .CHEMISTRYCHEMICAL ENGINEERING. . . you are invited to see the Celanese representative,Mr. J. A. Berg,for further career information.Con*act you* Placement Office today for on appointmentCrown Queen at Lincoln Limp Letters .pnoto oySimpton plants "fatherly kiss” on Window Sills, crowned queenof Lincoln Limp. I wish to publicly view with alarmseveral of the more recent events onthis campus.(1) It was observed by a competentfraternity-approved observer (who shallremain nameless) that at the recentSpring Book Burning Ball, several re¬quired textbooks and two cheat-sheetswere added to the pyre. It is, of course,realized that the excitement and exhila¬ration of what someone once called "thesight of a brightly burning book” maylead to unusual extremes. Nonetheless,a dangerous tendency Is present to con¬fuse harmless antl-intellectuallsm withan Inhuman and antl-fraternlty hys*teresls.(2) The All-Campus Athletic LibertiesCommittee last Wednesday failed com¬pletely to act on any of Its issues. TheACALC excused their Inaction by main¬taining that only questions pertainingto the athlete as an athlete falls with¬in the phere of activities of the ACALC,and that the entire voting membershipof the organization had been playingtouch football In the quadrangles whenthe vote was called (the chairmanbroke the 0-0 tie by voting againstaction).These events are only symbolic of thedangerous trends afoot in this greatnation which will If not countered Im¬mediately by offering more athleticscholarships * * * *Bob FloydFraternity Government dele-gate from Tennis clubPut a SMILE in your SMOKING!today!BuyCHESTERFIELDLargest selling cigarettein America s colleges YouTl SMILE your approvalof Chesterfield's smoothness-mildness refreshing taste.You'll SMILE your approvalof Chesterfield's quality—highest quality—low nicotine.In the whole wide world no cigarette SATISFIES like Chesterfield$ Ijmw •*»■»*••*** °*Murrium?MaybeThere is a ghost of a chancethat Alderman Robert C. Mur¬rium, candidate for mayor, mayspeak on the UC campus nextweek, according to a dubiousyoung Republican source.••The speaking engagement, how¬ever, is rather tentative. So manyUC student organizations haverequested that Murrium speakand he has spoken so many timeson campus that everyone con¬cerned with the affair is thor¬oughly confused and ready to callthe whole thing off anyway.“In any event,” stated Murri-um s campaign manager, “it israther certain that Murrium willbe passing through the SouthSide sometime during the nextweek, and I know he’d be happyto wave!”'Bunions!'MacHeon SG "no-tag" dayToday is Student Govern¬ment Tag Day.From 6:35 a.m. to 11:47 p.m.SG members will be conduct¬ing a last minute “Black Fri¬day” campaign to avoid bank¬ruptcy.“It is unfortunate that wewill have to hold our tag daywithout tags,” stated A1 Fra-tiay, SG president.The tags were to have beenpurchased from the non-profitSG Publicity Service. Unfortu¬nately, SG does not haveenough funds left to buy thetags from the non-profit SGPublicity Service, which in¬tends to use its profits for for¬eign exchange, as did the for¬mer non-profit SG PublicityService which made $122 lastfall. Tumbioids whirl, bounce, gruntmake regular fools of selvesPlato diesDouble tuition rates for teach¬ers will be offered starting thisfall to all those interested in be¬coming teachers in elementaryand secondary schools, FrancisChaste, chairman of the depart¬ment of education, announced to¬day.“Most of our professors aretired of teaching and we want tocut down on the teaching load,”he said, in announcing the new “Everywhere you peer youngpeople seem to be dancing, balanc¬ing, whirling, jumping, smiling,gyrating, bouncing, gurgling,heaving, grunting, groaning—andhaving simply a grand time of itall!!” — so began an article inPopular Body Reclamation de¬scribing the University of Chica¬go’s Tumbioids.Presently under way are thepreparations for a show to begiven at Monte Fiore’s CollegeDay.Since 1942 Tumbioids has beenone of the healthier campusgroups. In that banner year ofgaiety and war, a group of UCbarmaids asked gym coach ErnestBiceps to pay his bill. Seeing achance to spread campus cultureto the community at large, “Bird”offered to teach the young ladiessome tricks. Ducking a quick leftcross he went on to explain thatthey were gym tricks. The prettyyoung things, seeing their mis¬take, pulled their punches andagreed. Biceps then asked histuition rates. “Anyway, we wantself-sacrificing people for theteaching profession, and we feelthis is one way to test the charac¬ter of our candidates.” gymnastic team to assist fifteenpretty girls in learning sometricks (gym) and “they agreedto-a-muscle.”Fellows and girls soon masteredthe simpler tricks and Tumbioidswere born. From this small groupand their simple tricks, Tumbioidshas grown from impromptu skitsto big organized debacles. Indeed,Tumbioids has grown until it isnow recognized by pictures withcaptions in leading magazinessuch as Peek, Girls, The American Journal of Boudoir Sociology anaConfidential.President o< Tumbioids, JockCasserole, bemoaned the fact thatthe membership has dropped fromforty to thirty-nine. “We havefound that odd numbers lead tointernal strife. If we are to con.tinue to go on dancing, balancing,whirling, jumping, smiling, gyrat¬ing, bouncing, gurgling, heaving,grunting, and groaning we musteither even up the ratio or exploreheretofore untouched fields.”photo by Chat.caDirectors supervise Tumbioids* rehearsal,,noto by Student Service CenterMacHeon, perennial UC lecturer“Life is a thing with bunions,”said professor Richard B. Mac¬Heon in a lecture on the natureof life and its relation to the otheractivities of man, presented an¬nually on the anniversary of thebirth of the man who firstthought that life had a place inthe lecture schedule of this cam¬pus and who made available themoney, at 5:34 p.m. in Breastedhall before an audience number¬ing 167 not counting those whowalked out in disgust when Mac¬Heon said that life is either tran¬scendental or non-transcendentaldepending upon what you’re tran¬scending (or not transcending)over, but it is nonetheless evidentthat life is not dancing (at thispoint many walked out) or ath¬letic activities (this too angeredmany! or reading dirty collegehumor magazines (hissing) butis instead an integral componentof man’s activities and is as mucha part of him as his bunions, andshould not be confused with artwhich is more like a bunion plas¬ter. since art is obviously anaesthetic panacea through whichman. and lesser mammals likeprofessors and students, attemptto express something which is notphilosophy or science or math, orl»nch, or dinner, which remindsme. that it’s nearly dinner timeand I must be getting home tomy ragged and starving wife andchildren who will greatly appreci¬ate any contribution you would beso kind as to place in the frayedhat which I will now pass amongyou.For a JOB with a FUTUREWell-educated, alert, ambitious girls who sup¬plement their college education with Gibbssecretarial training are preferred candidatesfor responsible jobs in every field. 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