University of Chicago, June 9, 19500( Alumni tourUC campusOver 5,000 UC alumni arereturning to the quadranglesthis week for their annualnine-day June reunion. Visits toti ' univetsitys atomic, medicalanJ biological centers, togetherwith “favorite ^pots of years past,"will be on their agenda.Fii’st on the tour schedule wasthe $12,500,000 building prognam,now nearing completion, for thenuclear, metals, and radiobiologyinstitutes. The largest privatelyoperated center of its kind, theatomic center includes a 450-mil¬lion - volt synchrocyclotron, nowunder construction, and the 100-million-volt betatron, which wasput into research use last month.Mori«n Cosfl« ond Adler tpeokAlumnae, at the annual Satur¬day morning breakfai^ will haveas guest speaker Marian' Castle,'20 alumna and author of theBook-of-the-Month Deborah andthe Golden Fury.The annual aluifini assembly willbe held at 3 p.m. in Mandel Hall.Mortimer J. Adler will speak on“The Great Ideas." President Er¬nest Cadman Colwell will make hisannual report to the alumni, and4 distinguished alumni will re-‘ve citations for their contribu-..ns to their communities and the..a ton.(^resident Colwell ontortokiePresident and Mrs. Colwell will«»ntertain the alumrd following theMandel Hall meeting at a gardenreception at thier home at 5640♦Yoodlawn avenue. The fortiethannual interfratemity sing will bejld at 9:45 p.m. 4li Hutchinsoni.'ourt.MAROON printsIssues, bulletinduring summerTwo regular issues of the MA-.cOON will be published duringvlie summer quarter according^ toCharles Garvin, editor - elect. Inaddition, about two foUr - page11 planographed papers will be is-«iued by the MAROON staff inco-operation with Student Unionto give publicity to summer activ¬ities. VThe regular^ issues will be dis¬tributed at the beginning of eachsummer term, and all campus or-{^anizations desiring coverage• lould contact the MAROON as• uou as possible. Potential jour¬nalists and former staff members 'We gladly singl-F presents 40th$2,510 awarded in prizes ifithe field of literature by UCBy T. NECHELESPrizes and awards have been awarded to several UCstudents for excellence in the fields of drama and literature.The John Billings Fiske Poerty Prize for 1950 has beenawarded to George V. Mather for her series of four sonnetstitled “Metamorphoses.” Honorable mention has beengranted to Vera S. Flandorf, Nathaniel Weintraub, and J»M. Whitehead.Prize split three woysThe one thousand dollarOlga and Paul Menn Scholar¬ship Foundation prize hasbeen devided between Anthony R.McAloney, for “F'ree Spirit," Rob¬ert I. Rosenthal, for “The ThingFelt," and James M. Schroter, for“The Man Who Won the Game."William D. Allison has beenawarded a prize of sixty dollars bythe David Blair McLaughlin Prizecommittee for his paper “The No¬vel and George Orwell."Dromo owords to threeBruce Brighton, New York actorand playwright, has been awardedthe 1949 Charles H. Sergei $500drama prize, at the University ofChicago, for his comedy, “Be Qukt.My Love.’Final judge in the contest wasRobert Poliak, drama critic of theChicago Sun-Times.Brighton, who played oppositeSarah Churchill in “PhiladelphiaStory" this winter, was on Broad¬way in “Love on the Dole” andMargaret Webster’s productions of“Othello" and “The Tempest."Second and third prizes went toJames V. McGee and HarryGranick.Scriptuns reading prizeHarry M. Buck, Jr., a divinitystudent from Baltimore, Maryland,has been awarded the Milo P. Jew¬ett $100 prize for excellence in thereading of the Scriptures.A graduate of Albright Collegein Reading, Pennsylvania, and theEvanlegical School of Theology,Reading, Buck is working towardsa Ph.D. He also has been awardeda university fellowship for hisstudies next year.The Political Institutions Prizehas been awarded this \ year toHarry N. Fisher for his work, “La¬bor Unions in a Primary Election."Class of *15 stillthinks of ChicagoTwo bronze plaques, expressingthe continued belief in UC of theClass of 1915, will be mounted tothe class gift of 35 years ago,Gothic lamps in HutchinsonCourt, George S. Lyman, chair¬man of the reunion committee,announced today.The plaques will be presented at2:30 p.m. Saturday June 10, fol¬lowing a reunion luncheon of theclass at the Shoreland Hotel.“The lamps of the class of 1915Photo by WestbergCampus facultyromps tonightin Much Revue About NothingAlumni Week activities will culminate with the colorful fortieth annual Interfrater , ,nity Sing, on Saturday evening, June 10 at 8:45 p.m. The Sing, under the spionsorship lighted Hutchii^on court forof the Interfraternity Council, will take place in its traditional setting, around the foun- ... tain in Hutchinson Court The 1950 Sing will open with a dedication ceremony to the Zare invited to join the staff as memory of Ned Earle, founder of the Sing CO mpetition forty years ago, who died recently, intensity until its rays havemany present members will be out passed away. reached most of the dark places ofv( residence. Art Cody, class of ’24, will again act as m aster of ceremonies. Mortarboard woman’s the world."club, winner of the 1950 In¬terclub Sing last month, havebeen invited to open the pro¬gram proper.The eleven member fraternitiesof the Council will vie for trophie$awarded for the highest qualityTonight, for the last time this season, faculty members singing, and for amassing the larg-will remove their masks of dignity and cavort for the cam- est number of Sing participants.pus. This years successful Quad Club Revels, Much Revue At present Kappa Alpha Psi and students. Dean Robert M. Strozier has announced. Appli-About Nothing, will be presented at 8:30 p m. in Mandel Upsiion hold the Quality and cations for the year 1951-2 will be accepted after June 10Hall under the sponsorship of S^pdent Union and the Alum- ^nd further information is available from Mr. Williamni A^«k)ciation. Tickets at $1.50 each will be available at ju^ge the sing competition. Birenbaum in Administration 201.office in Mandel Highlighting the Sing wiu be About 300 awards are ghen to American students forThis Year’s a mnsiral ' rru ^ w the presentation of the Intramural study in most Western Euro-^ ® Quad Club Revels, annual Athletic Trophy, the Interfrater- fvia a#in fourteen scenes, features show of the Faculty Club, is this nity Scholarship Cup, and the nations,.the United chemistry at the University ofdignitaries from every area of the year giving its second all-campus award of “C" blankets to gradu- Kingdom and her dominions Uo^i® Sponenberg, Frenchcampus. Among those in the cast showing. ating varsity letter winners. The and such Asiatic countries as Literature at the University ofare Robert M. Strozier, Joseph More foreign study aidoffered to UC studentsFulbright awards for study abroad during the academicyear 1950-51 have been granted to seven additional UC/CT IN ORIGINALFag^ 2 THE CHICAGO MAROON Friday, June 9, 1950*Mid-Century Conference UC recommends delegatesissues appeal to people to World Student Congress■' By LEROY WOLINSPeace was dragged out of the cellars of the cold war and brought out into tl^ lightby a ringing “appeal to the American people” issued by a 31-state Mid-Centuiy Confer-,ence for Peace which took place last week in Chicago.An action program was adopted by the 650 delegates, urging that the ^tiv-ities of local bodies shall be to popularize the resolution of the International Red Crossfor peaceful negotiations to avert atomic war.” Support of the Red Cross program wascoupled with the backing of Trygve Lie, UN Secretary-General, who not only sentbest wishes to the Confer- ~ence but urged renewal of ly, it was decided that already ex¬negotiations to end the cold isting groups should be utilizedwherever possible in preference tothe establishment of additional The University of Chicago will recommend three people'as American delegates to the second World Student Con¬gress of the International Union of Students, stated FrankLogan, Student Government president. The World Con¬gress will be held August 16 to 30 in Prague, Czechoslovakia,Names and qualifications of the three UC nominees,Patricia Groom, Bill Birenbaum, and Logan, have beensent to the national staff ofCollar winsguest positionAnn Collar, former copyeditor and a current column¬ist for the MAROON, hasbeen named a guest editor of•‘Mademoiselle” magazine.She is one of 20 winners from war.Leoming hostsHighlight of the conference was bodies,a dinner of 150 youth delegates a strong appeal for unity on thehosted in part by UC delegate central problem of ending the coldHugo Learning, divinity student war was issued by Dean Thomp-and co-chairman of the Illinois son. Malcolm P. Sharp, professorChristian Youth for Peace. of law, put biame for the cold war- At this youth supper, a poll was on both the USSR and the U. S.taken which ascertained that two- Professor Eby emphasized the fact.•I Ann thirds of the men present were that Americans must take the* ^ ° ^ ^» no ’ members of the armed services leadership for peace and con-membe^ of the magazine s - Qut of the discus- demned the moral Inadequacy oftional College Board at . eg which all 150 participated, the present leadership in accept-»nd universities across t e coun- general conclusions were ing the cold war as inevitable andtry, who coinpeted for this years formulated. a hot war as a matter of time,fuest editorship^ . Dignitorie, blessMademoiselle brings the 20 Q^g that pacifists and non- The conference heard, in addi-fuest editors to New York City pacifists, people of all religious and tion to Secretary - General Lie,for four weeks, June 5 through political convictions, should work from Thomas Mann in a recordedJune 30, to help write and edit together for peace. The second message, Colston E. Warne, Clif-their annual August College issue, that youth committees for ford J. Durr, Emily Greene Balch,Guest editors receive round-trip peace should be established in Nobel prize winner, and Senatortransportation and are paid regu- every school and community. Last- Brien MacMahon (D., Conn.).lar salaries for their work.While in New York each guesteditor is assigned to the mag¬azine job which best suits her in¬terests and training. She will alsoparticipate in an individualized vo¬cational program designed to helpher succeed in her field.The 20 guest editors won their Present new hospitalfor cancer researchChicago’s first cancer research hospital, the Nathan Gold-•pporntaenronThrbLisrf thr^ Watt Memorial of the University of Chicago, will be formal-magazine assignments during the deaicatea June 10. ....school year. These included re- Already in use, the tiew hospital IS the center of the pro-port on campus trends in fashion, gram of investigation on the cause and treatment of cancerthe arts, classroom studies and which has made the university a world center for studyextracurricular activities. of the disease. An original gift of $1,000,-Wm. Birenbaum to becomeDirector of Student Activities blatt Brothers Foundation. Grantsfrom the U. S. Public Health Serv¬ice provided an additional $690,-000 and the balance of the costcame from public contributions.William Birenbaum has been appointed Director of Stu- PoUenfs port of researchdent Activities for the University effective August 1, 1950, Almost half of the building isRobert M. Strozier, Dean of Students, announced today. devoted to laboratories. But be-Strozier added that the man to fill Dean Bergstressor’sposition as Assistant Dean of- Students was still being facilities are part of thesought.^ research program. The center isBirenbaum has also been appointed a lecturer on the the only university hospital in theCollege faculty, where he will teach in the Social Science I world with a clinical staff workingsequence beginning in the Autumn Quarter of 1950. full time* on investigation andBirenbaum has served during the past year as Assistant teaching, and patients are selectedto the Dean of Students. He because of their value for theseof student activities on the Quad- P 0 .rangles, including the general area Because cancer is a complicatedof Residence Halls System respon- Pi’oblem, the center has a “team”sible to the Office of the Dean of ^PPJ'o^ch to its study of the dis-Students.scientists, such as anatomists,the position of Director of the , . ^Residence Halls, the job originally ^ol^S^^ts, and chemistsscheduled for Birenbaum. Grip-peis a graduate of Beloit andhas done post-graduate work inpsychology at UC. He also attendthe Student Forum in 1947-48, and ,.ocnQvnv. m uhas been active in the ResidenceDirector BirenboiimrPTPivpd a J D decree from adminis-r^eivea a j.u aegree irom Residence Hailsthe Law School of the Uni- planning committee and the Com-▼ersity in Juneof 1949. His under¬graduate work was taken at IowaState Teachers College.In his new office, Birenbaumwill act as the general coordinator mittee for Staff Appointments.GREGG COLLEGEJOBS OPENFOREIGN 6r DOMESTICImmediate need for office help, pay¬roll clerka, timekeepers, engineers,draftsmen, skilled and unskilledworkers all types, on large Govern¬ment and private contracts in Dnl--ted States, Hawaii, England, Bel¬gium, Italy, Germany, Iran, SouthAmerica, Par East. Living quarters,transportation, high pay. For infor¬mation on these Job contracts andapplication blanks, send $1.00 mail¬ing charge to: Employment Informa¬tion Center. Dept. Col 16, P. O. Box4, Brockline 46, Mass. No other feeor charge of any kind. Delivery guar¬anteed. We are bonded. Membersof Brookline Chamber of Commerce. A School of losInoss-ProforroCoNof o Mol^•ll^ Womon. 4 MONTHINTENSIVE COURSESECRETAIIIAL TRAINING FOR COLLEGESTUDENTS AND GRADUATES 'A thoroush, intcasivc course—surtinsJune, October. February. Bul¬letin A on requestSFEOAl COUNSELOR for G.l. TRAININGRegular Day and Evening SchoolsThroughout the Year. Catalog lOCAl AND LOMO DUTANCt HAUUNQo60 YIAMS Of DtnMDABLtsa vKt TO rm sovTHStoioASK FOR FREE SSrmATtoDirector, Paul M. Pair, M.A.THE GREGG COLLEGE>7 S. WabMh Av«., Cbleago S, IHinoto 55th and ELLIS AVENUECHICAGO 15, ILLINOIS'DAVID L. SUTTON, Fret.Butterfield 8-6711 the U. S. National StudentAssociation, who will makethe final choices. Since NSA isnot a member of the lUS, theAmerican delegation will haveneither voice nor vote.Co-op goes tooNSA is not the only U. S. groupsending a delegation to the WorldStudent Congress. The official lUSinvitation Ignored NSA and wassent to the Committee for Inter¬national Student Cooperation, lo¬cated in New York City.When this committee invited UCto aid in forming a delegation, ourStudent Government refused to doso, and in a statement of May 4“wholeheartedly condemned” theproposal. The resolution, carriedunanimously, pointed out that NSAwas universally recognised as theonly representative organization ofAmerican college students, andthat the lUS action in by-passingNSA would impair any further co¬operation between the two groups.Birenboum cboirmonThe UC nominees for the NSAdelegation to the World Congresspresent an imposing list o.f quali¬fications. Patricia Groom has beenactive in American student affairssince the historic Chicago StudentConference at which NSA wasfounded.. Bill Birenbaum chaired the con¬stitution committee at the consti¬tutional covention and narrowlymissed becoming the first presi¬dent of NSA. In 1948 he was amember of a special negotiatingteam in Europe that helped set upa broad program of internationalstudent exchange. In addition to his post as presi¬dent of SG, Frank Logan has be¬come familiar with the operationof SG’s on many other campusesby attending intercollegiate con¬ferences dealing with the problemsof student life and government.Unless former History 1 stu¬dents sell their three volumesof Selected Readings, summerregistrants for the course willcompletely lack the indispens¬able readings. All copies so farprinted were sold out thb? pastfall; and the number registeredto take History this summer islarge.Present owners are asked tosell their second-hand copiesnow through Student Book Ex¬change or -through the Book¬store.TERESA DOLANBAILING SCHOOL. Learn to Dance NowPrivate or Clast LessonsOpen Daily, 11 a.m. to 11 p.m.1208 C. 63r<l St.nioM: HYd. Park 3-3080HOLLIDAY'S DeLUXESHOE SERVICE140’ EAsf ^,1^, STRFfT A. D AveWHILI YOUWAIT m] NOrm«l 7-8717*-11 Mint 6« Dene Right”Just two blocks from Int. HouseStudents WelcomeGraduation PhotosIn the Modern MannerOpen Evenings ond SundoyBy AppointmentRichard M. Stevens6319 Woodlawn Ml 3-8797 1.“There’s Photographic Excellence In A Stevens-Style Studyease. Scientists of 13 departmentscooperate in the work of the hos-. strozier also announced that Pftal. These Include not only physl-Carl Grippe had been appointed to surgeons but also basicCompletion of the 450-million-volt synchrocyclotron late thisyear for the Institute for Nucleared Illinois where he served as the Studies will add a new lin^ of re¬assistant to the Dean of Students, The usefulness of the gi-gantic device for radiation of deep-Seated cancer will be investigated.A w iftArr AO .4 Physical facilities for the cancerHalls System as the Head Resident ^jQ^al Hospital is built. 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TAUBER, President E. KAPLAN, TreasurerAmos Alonxo Stogg foods the men of Psi Upsilon down theyeor's Intor-frofremity Sing. Unfortunotely, tfiis scene, foSing fons will not bo seen tomorrow night; the Grond Oldbe here to give the compus his blessing.HOTEL WILSONFriday, June % 1^50 THE CHICAGO MAROON Page 3Porter BeachChesterton, IndianaVocation this summer on Lake Michi¬gan in the famous Indiana DunesCountry, the playground of the middlewest. Stoy at modern, comfortable,Hotel Wilson on one of the world'sfinest beaches and be within easyreach of oil the recreational feoturesof Indiqpo ond Michigan.Students' Vacation Special forthe Month of June —$35 per week, $25 for 4-dayweek-endFor Additionol Informotion ondReservations, PhoneKYde Pork 3-7955 or FAirfox 4-4623 SQ comes of age, adopts Billof Rights and Powers StatuteBy FRANK LOGAN(Retiring Student Government President)JIMMY installs air CONDITIONING;PATRONS DROP LIKE FLIESMonumental changes are to occur this week in your favoriteoasis and mine, JIMMY’S The advent of a new air conditioningunit is expected to have chaotic effects on the clientele. Onthe first night of its operation, at least four cases of fresh airpoisoning will be treated and cured by treatment of the afflictedwith nicotine fumes. Later on the same evening, a secondmishap will befall nine customers standing too close to thecool-breathed monster; they will be quick-frozen when neophyteenginler JIMMY over compensates the temperature control.Another feature at the WOODLAWN TAP this week is a spank¬ing new paint job. The ugly old murals on the wall were replacedby an ugly new coat of gray topped by an ugly maroon ceiling.Completing the renovation is the removal of^the ancient Wur-’itzer and the installation of an ingenious new juke box systemwhereby everybody can now be equally annoyed by the noise.Student Government this year finally came of age. It reached maturity with theadoption of the Powers Statute and Bill of Rights.The statute, approved by an overwhelming majority in a student referendum, willgive SG the power to recognize student organizations and initiate changes in the lulesregulating their activities. It aso sets up a court, composed fo students, faculty, andadministration, to judge infringements of the rules.Along with the Statute, a Student Bill of Rights was approved. It guarantees broadfreedom of activity to stu-, this scene, fomilior to oilnot bo soen tomorrow night; the Grond Old Mon will nottho compus his blessing.Pi Sigs initiate newcandidates tomorrowNu Pi Sigma, the campus honorary activities organiza- dent& and student organiza¬tions. The rights of organiza¬tion, free speech, and participa¬tion in the functions of the com¬munity are protected by the Bill.SG did mittee, chaired by Merrill Frped Smith Amendment, which wouldhas sold Purchase Cards giving 10 have had the FBI investigate andto 40 per cent reductions at local fudge many science students. Thestores. Mundt-Ferguson Bill, which mightThe weekly Movie Calendar has outlaw some campus groups, wasbeen published by both the Activi- strongly condemned,ties Coordination Committee, Dave The window - sticker campaign., . . , Kliot, chairman, and the Finanqe to fight discrimination in the com-student services have not been committee, under Jim Well. This munity. was spearheaded by SG.neglected by SG despite the impor- calendar has provided students Other external relations were han-tance of the new Statute. The Stu- complete listings of all films died through NSA. Students wish-dent Needs Committee headed by shown on campus—averaging five ing foreign travel were aided byLou Silverman has been outstand- pgj. week. The Activities Handbook, Student Government’s Travel Of-ing. Cut-rate (28 per cent off) which describes the University and fice, operated by Wim Heynecker.^ ^ ^ transportation to New York has jts student organizations, was pub- Delegates were sent by SG to ation for women, announces its recent nominations for offered between quarters. 'The Ushed last Autumn by Activities NSA mock UNESCO conferencemembership. The candidates will be initiated at ceremonies Coordination. A second edition will and three regional assemblies. Onef/^rYTr»rr/^ of 9-^0 n m in thp Oiiftriranffle Club with m me stuaent come out this September for dis- intercollegiate meeting, on humancm tomorrow at 2 30 p^. m the Quadrang e CIUD W^^^ health Service providing greater tribution to all students. relations, was held here at UC.Claire Davidson, president, oinciating. A traditional anair, efficiency* resulted from an investi- civii Liberties Mri rAnr*rf Qr cnfivritiocthe reception in the past has attracted alumnae from the gation conducted by the Commit- Ciwil Liberties have been judi- be complete without emphasizingfirst graduating classes. — v... — , — h 5The organization was foundedin 1896 as a sister society to thepwl and Serpent. Its purposes are“to give recognition to women whohave been outstanding campusleaders, to furnish an opportunityfor these women to know each Convocationby HutchinsFifteen hundred students willother on a social level and, tlirough receive their degrees and get aregular meetings, to discus gen- rousing send-off on the 16th anderal campua Issues brought up by 21st of this month. 'Site-see ers' veto Midwaytee. Students can be sure their ciously guarded by a committee that Student Government is notcomplaints will ^ heard by the under Jean Jordan. SG protested just another activities interest,school officials if they make use of to the city upon the Peoria Street Student Government renresentsthe newly-inauguratjKl gripe-box riots, and asked our senators and arswaST“tudent bc^y!!system. In addition, the NSA Com- representatives to work against the for you—to the administration, tothe college students of Americathrough NSA, and to the adultworld. To speak for the students of. Martin Meyerson, assistant professor of social sciences ?or iL^o^^^’^SSfy^Sthe memtars by ^ ai^lsers of Meters and doctors degrees to the^ChtergO^H(SSng "Authorfty‘^toW^^the^MARTON ifthe e.tocTttonaT worid"iy'otoe^' ^ The »Itodefts will receTve UC ^^sfre^feh h"® —Candidates are chosen on the their pigskins on the 21st. ^ I , . .7®*® pre-fab housing Site as possible real powers—powers to serve, pow-basis of leadeisnip, scholarship, Also included in the program is locations lor part oi the controversial slum clerance hous- ers to represent, powers to govern,personality, and democratic spirit, a inspiring send-off speech by our iog project. “ ^ No effort in handling these grraveThese include: Mary Coleman,^ own esteemed Hutchins. What he Meyerson. who is In charge of for the proposed public housing responsibilities can be wasted. SGEvaline Wagner. Elyse Kahn,* will talk about is a military secret CHA’s Planning Program as well sites. must absorb the energies of manyMinda Rae Sensibar. Bonnie Betz- which is being kept even from him. as the liaison between CHA and Meyerson also noted that the students, many previ-ingei*. Dottie Ebcrhardt, Dotsie For the first time, the Planing the City Hall, accompanied the racial issue is seldom brought out ^ succeedEarle, Sonja Qoller, Joanne Oom- Department is awarding degrees aldermen on their famous “site- in the open by the groups that are taski. Every student mustber, Harriet Cave, Wilma Vodak, to its own little students who have seeing bus trip” when they hit fighting public housing in this import of just whatand Patsy Toklmoto. completed the required courses, upon the idea of utilizing the area area. However, there has been an Government is—what itadjacent to'the Jniversity. How- apparent tie-in between “hate” representation, service,ever, they have since been able to groups such as the White Circle “ Piepared—decide more suitable locations League and the anti-public hous- Pfo^ed.****w*w*****ww*ww**w*w** It is even un-Gradiiation★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ derstood that the White CircleLeague solicited members amongthe people who attended a recentanti-public housing meeting heldat the St. Camillus Catholic. Church.^Regular 3—8x10 $10j|studen^^iute^3-^^iio $5| wilkinsonbcstows UC Instituteservice awardsPictiires i50% DISCOUNT £For U of C Students VIP's flockto Aspen forCRYSTAL STARSTUDIOS36 West RandolphDEarborn 2-2065No Appointmenf Necestory The annual service awards ofthe B-J Council were presentedon May 23, by John A. Wilkinson,j We olso take Wedding Candids) University housing director, at a ^ j ^ nublic discu':'^ 7 enor>{a1 Hinnot* iCSQ pUOilC QISCUS.'Aspen, Colorado, again thissummer will be the scene of a pro¬gram of Humanistic studies in thebest UC tradition. Mortimer Adlerand Hutchins himself ^re amonga list of notables who will gatherspecial dinner given by the Coun- ^ lead public discussions oji thecil. to those ten persons who, in preat Books m the old silver mm-the judgment of the resident high in the Rockies.Continuing in the tradition oflast year’s Goethe Bicentennial,the informal discussions will beinterspersed with concerts. .Igor Stravinsky will be amongthe artists appearing later in theheads of Burton - Judson Courts,contributed most to the promotionof all-Court activities during thepast year.Those receiving the awards were:Richard Kimball, chairman of the Dor*mltory Planning Committee: Marvin , • , ..Tartak, chairman of the Council's Movie summer program, which ContinuesComimttec; Morton Schagrln, editor of until September 10.th?^ouncirJnd^fS'a^'Ter^el Special student rates are avail-recitals: Ted Leviton, manager of Radio able -for those whom not evenCourt^?^>c?6?afti7ities°^;nS"^%haTrmaS discourage from an in-of the Council: Don Arnstlne, manager terest in Aristotle, or who hankerof the Vincent Canteen; Albert Brug- h^ar Barh rantata*: in thp chad-gem^yer, former chairman of the Coun- neai Joacn cantatas in me snaocil: Jerome Gross, cultural chairman OW Of the Maroon Bells — peaksand secretary of the Council: and Anton familiar tn all kfPvimic: ctnHpnts nfDePorte. chairman and former treas- all seilOUS Students OIurer of the Council. the horse opera.(Rjge 4 THE CHICAGO MAROON Friday/June 9, 1950Thus spake ProtagorasIssued once weekly by the publisher. The Chlcaeo Maroon, at the publicationoffice, 5706 South University Avenue, Chicago 37. Illinois. Telephones: EditorialOffice. MIdwav 3-0800, Ext. 1012; Business and Advertising Offices, Midway3-0800, Ext. lOil. Distributed free of charge, and subscriptions by mail. fl perquarter, S3 per vear > A Boss lady revealsshocking lassitudeBy IVY WAGNERM. EVALINF WAGNEREditor-in-ChiefCHARLES GARVINNews Editor SUD COHENProduction ManagerVIVIAN WOOD .Copy EditorROBERT NASSAUFeature Editor THOMAS KERNPublic Relations DirectorKEN KOENIGSports Editor GENE SWANTZBusiness ManagerJAMES E. BARNETTBusiness AdvisorASSOCIATE EDITORS: Sheila Briskin, Peter Dugal. Anne Finkelstein, CharlesGaulkin, David Kliot, Robert Sickels, Gary Steiner, Barry Wilson, CarolYamamoto. Bob Mickels.EDDITORIAL STAFF: Aaron Asher, Herbert L. Caplan, Mary Doty, Buck Farris,Donna Fuderer, Ed Glesbert, Marc Goff. Jean Jordan, Daniel Joseph, Dirk■ Kitzmilier, Henry Larson, Mildred Lamberty, Goldie Linchutz. Marilyn Mueller,Dick McConnell, Bruce Novograd, Frederick Paris, Paul Phlllipson, MartinPicker, Reid Ross. Neville Ross, David Ruben, Bernie Sachs. Marlene Saxe,Morton Schagrin. Gilbert Schlectman, Larry Sherman. Louis Silverman, DaveStorey, LeRoy Wolins, Edward Wolpert, Frank Wood, Rita Harmos, GeorgeJones, Hillel Black, Walter Gerash, Ariettas Smith. Louise Latsis, Vince/itWilson, Simon Fronie. Snzenne Uhrmann. Bob Blauner. Bill Strode. FredWinsberg, Jerry Menkin. Bob Hahn. Ted R^din, Ann Collar, Tom Necheles,Sylvia Kouzel.PUBLIC RELATIONS STAFF: Joy Edinger, Joan Levey, William Loengood, PaulTaxey, Burt W’asserman.BUSINESS STAFF: Ralph Apton, Bob Davenport, Elmer Walsh, Bill Goldberg. By BUD COHENWhile passing Protagoras theother day we were startled to seetears streaming down his stoneycheeks, and. curiosity being a vir¬tue smiled upon by the powersthat be, we sauntered over to findout about this extremely rare showof emotion.I am mourning quoth he. ior thegreatest little quarter back thatever graced the University. Firstit was old Wally Eckersall, andnow little Petey Russell has re¬ported for training in the StaffField up in the sky.If I could I would write a littleepitaph like this:PAUL (PETEY) RUSSELLWalter Camp picked him forAll American, the Universitychose him for Trustee, I callhim the best. Look Ma, no hands. Rare indeed were the times that thelady editor (M. stands for Mary not Murgatroyd) split afingernail on those vintage typewriters the Maroon uses.The last editor’s term of office was distinguished not bywhat she did but what other people did for her.Typical was Lou Silverman who through a probablylegitimate fear that nothing ^ would ge done unless hecharge to the rescue, charged ^with SG news. ol Yamamoto’s dependabilityConvocation 1950 Student job fil^ startedEffective July 1, 1950rpart-timestudent employment will be han-I know where I’m goingAnd I know who’s going with meI know who I loveBut the dear knows who I’ll marry.-Old Sonp died through the Personnel Officein Ingleside Hall rather than bythe Office of Vocational Guid¬ance and Placement.Students desiring employmentmust fill out an application at-the Per.sonnel Office.Caryin elected editor Then there are people who Louise Latsis’, Dave Kliot’s andbecame trademarks such as Jim Vince WiLson s learning capacityReid, his box of Copenhagen has some of the be.st reasons forbecome a treasured relic, and coming in anything like a‘Shoein’ Hos.ses.’ Footlights and readable form.Klieglights by 'Robert Nassau Over around the news desk .someshone through e..ch and every of our best talent was generated,week complete with printing er- George Sideris, Charles Gaulkin,rors. Giesbert’s and Wilson’s pre- and Bob Sickels can be congratu-sented a.ssorted sex to amuse men lated endlessly for their ability toand confuse flower girls. make^ a press release Interestinp,Columnists we had too, like the Shiela Briskin can take a bow forGerman, measles we had them, work on the Campus Event,'Protagoras, known to the initiate Brief. Gai-y Steiner. Pete Du-as Proty, was Ann Collar’s baby and Hank Larson ably as.«;i«?teduntil Bud Cohen weaned same. numerous news editors comeBen Chapman eliminated naval viewpoint,contemplation as a campus sport For just good reporting, thewith his Quadwrangling which ex- backbone of any paoer, a heart\plained what athletics could be. huzizah to Larry Sherman, EcA late comer that has been gain- Wolpert, Mary Doty. Reid Ro.'^sing ground is Hille} Black’s caustic Leroy Wolin.s, Frank Wood .. . oop«comments on the co.smos. I seem to be printing under theThis story should be about thepeople who tiever got by-lines, the Here, Garvin <he’s a good bf)\production staff. Vivian Wood’s too), catch the green »»ve.shadeefficiency, Paul Wilson’s and Car- I’ll be home for supper Ma.Letters to the editor...plans to expand MAROON Student Rights?By EVY WAGNERAfter the usual wrangling and soul searching, the Maroon staff elected an editor-in-chief for the coming year. Three grueling rounds duly elected Charles Garvin on May 15.Garvin, a student in Social Service Administration, received his under graduate edu¬cation at Wright Junior CoKege. There he served as co-feature editor on the WrightCollege News. His journalistic career on the Maroon consists of reporting, book review¬ing and news editing.In his campaign speeches Garvin assured the. Maroon staff of more intensive trainingperiods and, business condi- ;; ^tions permitting, further ex* with the help of his reporters. The departmentalization. T « Why all this hue and cry aboutclear statements of student rights?It would appear that a statementof the student’s duties to his fel¬low students, government, and hisGod would be much more profit-'able.pansion. The primary feature assistant page^editor is mainly The problem of co-ordinationof his platform was his plan for responsible for page make-up and will be handled by managing edi-reorganizing the staff. other production details. tors and a central copy staff. ThePoge editors planned The results o' this plan are tnanaging editdr will be a manyGarvin plans to re-install the three-fold; the necessity for ex- hgnded beastie expected to super¬page editor system. In this sys- tremely efficient co-ordination, vise all facets of newspaper pro-tem each page is handled by an the added sense of responsibility duction. A central copy desk un¬individual staff. The page editor among the staff members, and the the guidance of a copy editoris in charge "if gathering the news possibility of Time-magazine-style wfil over each story for styleconsistency and correctness.Unity StressedAnnouncingtheQrand OpeningofQilman*sOPTICAL fir JEWELRY SHOP"The Friendly Store for Gifts Galore”1372 EAST 55th STREETMUseum 4-2250ON JUNE lOHi, 1950Featuring:wotchesdiamonds *jewelry-eye exominotions and eye glassesexpert watch ond jewelry repoiring''Give Gilman's Gilts"forPother’s DoyGraduations andAll Other OccasionsUNDER THE MANAGEMENT OFDr. MELVIN W. GITTELMANOPTOMETRISTFormerly ot KINGS on East 51st StreetFREE — GiHs to All on Opening Day — FREE— NO PURCHASE NECESSARY —-Wotch for Balloons with Valuable Merchandise Certificotes The page editor system is de¬signed to benefit the individualstaff member. During his cam¬paign Garvin stressed his desirefor greater unity and a feeling ofbelonging among the staff.During the summer Garvin plansto begin his training program.Interested and available sfudentswill be asked to attend trainingsessions beginning about’July 15.For further information contactCharles Garvin in care of the Ma¬roon office, Reynolds club.►^ ► WHATTW/M VicesARE RAMPANT ON YOURCAMPUS?You’ll split your sides laughing at thehilarious treatment of this subject in thecurrent issue of The juvenile actions of stu¬dents inciting riots at localdance halls, recommending theelection or nomination of pub¬lic officials purely on the basisof skin color, and the “feather¬ing of political nests’’ in Univer¬sity halls without charge tothese selfish exhibitionists hasgiven rise to a popular and notentirely unfounded belief thatthe U. of Chicago is a screwballfactory. This is unfair to thefaculty and the vast majorityof the student body who camehere to learn.Each student as a citizen alsohas duties as a citizen. His func¬tion is to obey the law and also torecommend such changes by or¬derly means as his con.science dic¬tates. Common courtesy wouldseem to call for the student andfaculty member to refrain fromthe use of University property andorgans to conduct inquiries intothese matters to frep the institu¬tion from any Imputation of po¬litical partisanship.As a human being the studentis bound by his duty to God.Separation of Church and Stateas well as Church and non-sec¬tarian university are required bythe very nature of the institu¬tion. This concept does not li¬cense student or teacher to in¬dulge in pure materialism in theclassroom as this is sectarian assurely as Judaism or Cathol¬ icism. As a bare minimum—andan excessively broad “knuck-ling-under’* to the materialistconcept—at least the possibilityof Divine intervention in scienceand law must bi admitted as apart of the course of instruction.Let us as students, citizens, antmost of all as human beings rec¬ognize our duties as such. Once w(have fulfilled our duties to Godthe community, and oursplves, ouirights will follow. We will be de¬serving of them—Richord J. SuHivoiQod? Maroon? .Why does the Maroon repeated¬ly iilsult Chancellor Hutchins b\referring to him as “God”? Suchsnide references diminish the dig¬nity of the MAROON, not thtChancellor.Why doesn’t the MAROONdesist from sniping^t ProfessorUrey? That his ptRitical viewsdiffer from those of the ama-'Heur politicians who control thisnewspaper does not justify therepeated inclusion of derogatorycomments in news stories.Here Is humor at its best—uncensored,uninhibited cartoons, verse, gags, sto¬ries, delicious and delightful wit.►► •4<4-4COLLEGE FUN MAGAZINE j4◄On sale at your newsstandGet a Copy Today-25<^AAAAAAAA^AAAAAAAAAAAAAa New All SteelFILING CABINETS$20.75Olive Green or GreySAondard WidthTwo drawer $20.75Three drower 25.75Four drower 29.75Automotic Lock $5 ExtroCall: Butterfield 8-9870Ken Grady or Gene Swontx5639 S. University The MAROON should c e a .s <“.slanting” new.s stories so as t(favor one position In a controversy; rather it should adhere Uthat standard which admits o:only the most objective, impartiareporting. Also^lf less space wendevoted to the antics of campu;politicians, and more to the subjects of more general Interest, th<paper would be pronouncedly im¬proved.Let the MAROON stop rec¬ommending candidates for po¬litical offices, since such activ¬ities are beyond the scope of acampus newspaper.The column “Thus Spake Protagora-s*' could profitably-be discontinued, e.specially when ft iwritten by Bud Cohen.——Tyler Hoynes, itDon't WorryIF YOU CAN’T BUY THE COLOROF SHOE YOU WISH • HAVETHEM DYED OR TINTED ANYCOLOR ATHOLLIDAY'S DELUXESHOE SERVICE1407 EdsI 61st StreetPhone No. 7-8717Two Short Blocks fromInternational HousewPHOTOGRAPHERS MAKE YOUR APPOINTMENTS NOWFOR GRADUATION PORTRAITSFriday# ^ THE CHICAGO MAROON Page 3O^er the hillBy HILLEL BLACKAs the ceremonies of The Intellectual Profits draws nearand the n^t gowned graduates prepare to bow to the Godsof Ph-deism, we wonder what the world of gargoyles andGothic Arches will look like in 2000 A.D.Let us start our visit with a typical student. Robert M. MAROON opens albumfinds tintypes of old crusadesBy GARY STEINERIt all started with simple, pure, Adam Smithian private enterprise. Surviving this, andBeetfebrau^ age 9^ as he crosses the Midway Plaisance on ^ multitude of various simple, pure endeavors, in the best Pond tradition it stays on . . •his atomic scooter to attend a psych* class in the Institute and on . . . and on . . . ,for the Advancement of Higher ^ Ttie enterprise was on the part of a young graduate student who, m 189.6, with noYearning. stop at what was once a bis- sinister motivation than an eye to his tuition, founded The University of ChicagoBeetiebrau’s journey leads him quit and thuringer dispensary' Weekly as a business venture. Soon after, in accord with his enterprising nature, Emorypast one of the campuses’ most euphemistically called the “c Foster, editor, took sick and married his nurse, leaving for New York for a job on thehe later became managing editor.Next in line was Charles Sum¬ner Pike who inherited the editor¬ship of the Weeklv, He now recallsthat ““mi.ny readers spelled itwith an ‘A.’ ”Once o dailyThrough a series of sales andresales, bankruptcies of old andestablishment of new publications,by 1901 the Daily MAROON hadfound its way into existence.Though accounts differ, and nocharming house.s. The two story Shop.” It has been turned into a York American,” of whichdwelling remodelled with corduroy two hundred foot bar which spe-curtains and a teakwood porch, cializes in liquids. Beetlebrau candisplays the U. of C.’s beloved drink as much as he wants since< Chancellor, William Biernpretzel, all drinks are on the house. Butwho is sedately skeet shooting food is very dear. The Kwakiutalsfrom an upper story window. The still control the Commons.Chancellor has just edited the gy ume our precociusworks of the great dog philoso- Beetlebrau is 'oaded and floatingpher, Pluto, whose main charac- Botany Pond,ters spend their time sniffing qj.j^ ygg^ Comps. Beetlebrauaround a cave. doesn’t have any since he can’tBeetlebrau has few worries to read, but he did have enough goldcontend with while ambling along bricks,at sixty knots ar hour. Whereacademic competition is con¬cerned, he is not harassed by theclass struggle. As i matter of facthe is in a class all by himself,since the raise'in tuition.It seems the Kwakiutals in Cen¬tral Administration have finallycaptured control of the Univer¬sity’s coffers. Once a year the Bur¬sar holds potlatch day. All pros¬pective students camp before afive story building made of cementvaults, offering up their mostvalued possessions. Beetlebrau andfive other students were admittedafter pooling 12,000 blankets, TheOnions issue of the MAROON, anonion, twelve sets of The enclyco-pedia, sixty-nine gallons of heavywater, and forty gold bricks. Ac¬cording to the latest U. of C. bul¬letin, there are thirty teachers toeach student.Let us continue with Beetie¬brau’s trip to class. He decides toProfessor plansfor Puerto RicoDr. Harvey S. Perloff, associateprofessor of planning, has beengranted'a year’s leave of absenceby UC to act as Director of Eco¬nomic Planning for the govern¬ment of Puerto Rico. In 1946-47Dr. Perloff, author of “PuertoRico’s Economic Future,” spent ayear in that country preparing acomprehensive economic report.As a consequence he has beenasked by the government to helpset up and guide an economic pro¬gramIf the program is successful indeveloping Puerto Rico’s economy,it is possible to considerably raisethe present low standard of livingthere. Dr. Perloff pointed out that“Puerto Rico is a unique countryin that it has one of the most ag¬gressive and intelligent economicprograms of any country in theworld today.” For these reasonsthe U.S. State Department isplanning to use Puerto Rico as atraining 'ground in connection withPresident Truman’s Point FourProgram. comprehensive history of the mit, president, famous Book.s andmovement has as yet been com- Plays, Inc.piled, the general trend may be Lorge futuresdiscerned. Donald R. Richberg, Woodrow Wilson was re-electedstaff member of 1901 writes: in 1916, and Frederick Kuh became“The development of a daily editor of the flourishing MAROON,paper was in accord with the trend going on to establish his reputa-. . . during 1901 . . when so manycornerstones were laid, includingHutchinson, Mitchell, Reynoldsand Mandel.”Small concernsWhile cornerstones were laid,evidence that the bricks were notyet heaped on is found in a state¬ment of staff member of ’02, FrankMcNair. “The MAROON was astruggling and modest sheet, con¬cerned greatly with football andcollege trivia, and not greatly withthe social and political problemsthat face us now ”During the next decade, the nas¬cent “tradition” found leadershipunder the guidance of student edi¬tors who were later to becomeknown nationally, such men asHarld Ickes, Arthur Sears Hen¬ning, chief of the Tribune Wash¬ington bureau, "Walter Gregory,director of Palmer House, Riley H.Allen, who now edits the HonoluluStar Bulletin, and William McDer- tion as one of the world’s mostrenowned reporters.Later, Robert Poliak, freshman,wrote a slightly cynical report ofan interview with Upton Sinclair,went on to become editor in ’24,.and still later, drama critic for theSun-Times.Locals make goodThe same era saw the persons ofJohn Gunther, John Ashenhurst*(Continued on Poge 8)IUllITo the tune of “Wove Hie Flog for Old Cliicogo” . . .Oh, lower the curve for suffering comrodes.Pee green our color grand.Never shell we pass our CompsWithout e helping fiend.Gotte meke thot Convocetion if by them we stendSo, lower the curve. 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WASHINGTON - *24** - 4 hrs.20mh(Rail Coach: $25,91—15 hrs, 40 min,)Equally fast flights . . . equally lowfares to Pittsburgh, Cleveland and Detroit(All fares plus federal fax9In CHICAGO:FOR RESUVtD SIAT TICKITS: 144 S. Oark 9t. AStevens Hetel A The Palmer House er yevr travel ooenffor Air Travel ANYWHERI la tha Worid, Coll DKorbora 2-4711 PLEASE PRINTname.-.— —fcbooLkome address/yd iy. -Jk kAIRUMSS .0O OFFICIAL TA citystate-BONWIT TELLERCOLLEGE SHOP721 Fi(lli Avc., New York, N. Y3Pj9e 6 THE CHICAGO MAROON Friday, June 9, 1950We hadOctobeiIn the first issue of the MAROON, the year opened with a greeting from ChanccUorHutchins. In a labored note to 855 new students, the Chancellor said all of the fpllov; ing,“Welcome.” . . . while former U of C’er, June Marks, went to Paris where marriage rangfor pretty belle.In October MAROON snooping banged out results. Banner headline: SLASH UC SYL¬LABUS PRICES! To sum up, the Kwakiutals in the Business Office were beaten into sub¬mission by blanketted protests from campus body. Students now can eat and buy theGreat Books at the sametime.During the same month ahot debate ensued on UC bias inPlacement Exams. Frank H. Rook The MAROON scroungingaround for news outdid itself witha hopped up crime wave. Oc¬tober 14, “CRIME RATE SOARS.”claimed .that Placement Exams But had to apologize in the nextare tilted too far to the left. Pro- issue for exageration, quicklyfessor Jay Williams from the cavesof the examiner’s office, The In¬stitute of Rack and Ruin, pointedout that the distinguished econ¬omist’s pin ball machine is loadedand that students read authorslike Horace Mann and BenjaminFranklin, all radicals. severing the head of a headlinewriter.At the end of October, thePrime Minister of India, PanditNehru, came to campus in the win¬ter of his years to speak for th'fesummer of civilization and peace. Jim Wheof receives one of the first donotions to Compus Chest. Itloter become quite o bust that threotens to hong oround in yeors to come.Sabotka, LawJune Morks PotenkinLettersClassic in kindI read your paper when the stu¬dents bring it home. I have arooming house with nice roomsnear the University.I know you won’t ever print thisletter, but I sure would like it. Iwant to tell you students what Ithink.All you talk about is politics,politics. Don’t you go to partiesand dances like other people?And you come from all over theworld and Europe and yet youalways interfere with city politics.I am a good citizen and I votehonest but my roomers tell me Idon’t vote right.I have had some nice boys, butbelieve me, I have had some crazystudents too. One boy paintedcrazy pictures on the ceiling andwhen he started on the wall myhusband says you’ve got to move.I have seen Mr. Hutchins andhe looks like an honest man. Hewouldn’t be trouble as a roomer.Why aren’t more of you like yourpresident?And in your paper you keeptalking about higher learning, toomuch learning is bad. Does itteach you good manners? And thehigh brow music the boys turn on—does it teach you to be kind?I am not mad. I just want totell you what I think. I knowyour president is an honest man,and he trys to help eveyrone. Hemakes good men and we like him.—A locol frienddoisyl* get UC honorsJoan Gemeinkondt Not to be outdone by the unusual, the riot squad readied as pigskinrevival daintly stepped inta MAROON headlines. From touch to tockleUC students con ruff it os shown by Bob Dovenport ripping aroundleft end. While Birds Eye and hoar froastbring In a freezing December, theboys at the two dollar window wei estill in there pitching as theypicked pretty Queen, Natasha Sa¬botka, to head race of campusbeauties.Over at the law school some ofthe U. of C.’s future hot rods inthe fields of Criminal Law &ndKibitzing outdid themselves andcame in second in a national mockcourt competition, their first ap¬pearance.Student Government got wind ofa way to save money for Studentstraveling home for vacation andmake a quick profit themselves.Some Kwakiutals in the travel bu¬reau also felt the breeze and cutthemselves in. However studentsgoing to New York still saved sub¬stantially.Runs and errors inFleabite• • . he's Inhibited! Racist riots stirUC'ers emersedin campus revelsOne November week NSA an¬nounced tl|at the U. of C, will haveits own little N.R.A., offering dis¬count cards that will take thepinch out of tight pockets. .... . . While Campus Chest popped ’campaign^that promised to be abust.On November 18, the MAROONhit out at the Peoria Street riots—police had sat back and twidledtheir clubs as racist mobs riotedfor three days. His Honor, theMayor, made pious promises andthen looked the other way.On November 11 Acrotheaterbaked the best butter and eggcheesecake of the year. Meta El-ste, of Oylmpic fame, stands sunnyside up while weaning girls on“good” form.On November- 26 the Fiats en¬tered the red meat business andpicked a juicy morsel, Joan Gem-einhardt, as IF Queen.While our own cover boy, Rob¬ert M. Hutchins, got his kisserplastered all over Time magazine. But professor, what IS life?frid^Yt JuH# 9# 1950 P«§e 7THE CHICAGO MAROONOn April 7th, MAROON headline chortled, “UC Wins Big Ten debate, defeats Evanstonschool.” The old alma mater, known as the most talkative and argumentative institu¬tion in the land copped its first Big Ten gab fest. Hear, hear!Out of the ether dribbled some gay small talk which we picked up on our short waveset. The international wit Henri Morgan ribbed'the U of C in a sketch called “Quests” One precocius toddler said in formal English:- name - is - Mary - Ann - Jordan -1 - am - nine - years - old - and - attend - the -University - of - Chicago. I’m •taking a graduate course in funny man’s aggies commentedthe law school. I took the upon the scene. “Gibbering in¬course once already, but Mama telectuals left the lounge withsays it keeps me off the street.” copies of his new book tucked erot-And on April 7th there was the ^^^ly under theirbeginnings of a great rumbling, 9” camePeace Week at the University of supplement ofChicago. ^ supplement on__ * .XI. PEACE. Thomas Mann speakingHere we are in the middle of , ., ausnicM of the WilliamOn March 10 sadness and joy April and plenty of big doing oc- vaughn^Moody SrilV^sair “To-came to the UC campus. The sad- curred on campus. Ralph Bunche ^^^^^^here a cry for 'peace,ness came when bulge and biceps Walgreen lec- America and Russia are greatBMOC andMarch windsbluster onWhile eosirjg out of the month of Jonuory, our delectoble Queen, NotoshoSobotko, proves thot everybody con give blood no matter where yousqueeze it. In the some issue, the only four poge issue of the year, we.proudly forfend, there was o little tidbit obout olumni bock oirs, record¬ings of songs populor on the campus of Pobst ond Floto. William J. Goldie left the happyconfines of Chicago’s biggest zoo,Bartlett Gymnasium, to becomechief of special services at Nurn-Germany. And at long lasta big bang of joy exploded as SGprepared to present the campuswith a Bill of Rights.The Chancellor grabbed thelimelight again as candidate forNobel Peace Prizes . . . wholeMessrs. Meikeljohn, Weinberg,Schwab, and Logan held a publicconfab on the UC system of Ob¬servation, Interpretation and Dis-On January 13, Student Gov- integration,ernment informed the MAROON Although March went out likeabout their many accomplish- animal of curls andments during the Pall Quarter anc^then went on a six months vaca- Quiet, UC students kept on roar-tion. (Editor’s comment.) ing against discrimination. Eight t'Ure series called out. and patient. Time works for us all.Time is the essence of peace.” Itwas a week devoted to discussionand cultural programs represent¬ing nations from all over theworld. It was a week of protestagainst using hydrogen as a blowtorch to scourge the world insteadof keeping the chemical at itssame old task of providing air forthe maintenacf of life.Birth is nextin great books Blessings. . . the cup ond soucer crowdcome through ogoin. She's LisaStonemon, UC's Miss Foshion Ploteof 1950.‘There isThe MAROON picked up the students from campus started acute story of ‘Womb to Tomb’ UC campaign to end the TiianonPhD’er who left to sea more of the Ballroom’s anti-Negro policy,world. The graduate happilychortled. one road to peace and that is theroad of human understanding.”While Max Schulman dippedinto his marble bag of wit to speakFinally the grapefruit squad was subject “Why not to be aMy father graduated ‘ ,suujecu vvxiy nut to oe afrom Chicaco I married a eradu- shape, but UC s big writer.” One of our reporters^Ml ^ ended their trip through the catching one two many of thesouth looking a little seedy, win-ning two out of six games. So the year ends. For thosereaders who will still be with uswe hope you have a summer va¬cation filled, with laughter andgood cheer and we will see youin the fall. For those saddenedgraduates who leave the fascin¬ating world of the University ofChicago in order to pound somebread out of the skills you havelearned, we wish you successand happiness. We sadly butnot synically comment, we hopeyou are not forced to acceptany wooden apples.Pay us a visit, won’t you?—Hillel BlockSimply the best bring up our kids on the Chicagoplan.” Pretty soon they will beInstituting artificial inseminationthrough the Great Books.January 20th rolled around asstudents returned from a slambang trip to Washington in a masscivil rights mobilization forNAACP.Feb. hath 28 days;20 celebs—count 'emOn February 3, the distinguished historian. Dr. WilliamE. B. Dubois lectured to a jam packed audience in MandelHall on “Reconstruction: 75 Years After.” It opened manystudents* eyes.The February 10th issue of the MAROON told how someUC students, having decided to get into the grizzle anddrizzle of politics, organized a campaign to support Wil¬loughby Abner. . . . W h i 1 e aformer student, scrumptious GloriaMadison, hit the klieg lights inthe cinema circuit, starting herfirst picture in Buenos Aires.In the era of be bop blues theMAROON organized “schlurp” aconference “hick” on the effectsand defects of liquor. Not .to beout done Professor Urey told aMAROON reporter we delude our- Come comps, come conflictPoliticos caucus to victoryAs the month of May rolled around we could feel thattwinge in our frontal lobes that always comes with sinusand comps. But it is only May 5th and we have just startedthe half century and there are still a few days to go. Sothere was time for a wopping campaign in the NS A electionwith ISL hitting the jackpot but a new can'pus coalition,NPSL, picking up a few marbles. Alex Pop^ was top manwith 759 votes, while the Lib-eral conservative League did carried a banner story on the fatea backflip and landed prima of those caught in an era of ris-facie, for the uninitiated, flat on ing ceilings and decaying floors,its face. • Students will be assessed $7 aSG’s ‘C’ sticker campaign noti- quarter above the regular tuitionfying the community which stores for a student health fee.do not discriminate seemed to be on the cultural side of twinklea great success. toes and swans’ legs, the discov-And our own Dean Bergstrasser ery of Balletmovo, tripping awayannounced that he is off to the in our own iJiandel Hall, broughtwilds of Golden Gate where he tears of joy to the MAROON’swill become dean of students at feature editor, whose tears usuallySan Francisco State College. * drip all over the page. But theIn the last regular issue of,the ballet group did put on a fineyear, on May 1?, the MAROON show.All smiles—now—the condidotes for Wosh Prom's mon ond womon ofthe yeor. The victors? Clyde Boumgordner ond Borboro Kenyon.Glorio Madisonselves( with heavy water). Hav¬ing entered into the field of theSocial Sciences Dr. Urey saw nosolution for straightenihg out thekinks in the cosmos.On Febiaiary 24, Eighteen Ger¬man law students came to UC Share spotlightClare Boothe Luce, former Con-gi-esswoman from Connecticut,and Mortimer J. Adler, UC pro¬fessor of philosophy of law, willshare the spotlight on the Univer¬sity of Chicago Round Table thisSunday afternoon. The topic fordiscussion is “The Great Ideas.”The program, originating inChicago, will be broadcast overNBC stations at 12:30 p.m. CST.Adler is associate editor of theGreat Books of the Western World. Songs of UCout on discAt long last SU is coming outwith a set of UC songs of the yes¬teryears. With money donated byan alumnus of ’25, Universalpressed eight selected songs whichwere sung when football ruled thecampus. tCosting a mere $2.50, the recordswill go on sale in Mandel corridorMonday and 'Tuesday of nextweek. Orders .wilLbe taken Saturday. C talks way to Big 10 top/8 ^ THE CHICAGO MAROON Friday, Jvna 9, 1950The PaletteRivera water colors shown:African work at CoodspeedThe Renaissance Society (cheers!) has'placed on exhibit, in Groodspeed Hall throughJune 17, water colors by Diego Rivera, one of the greatest among expressionist paint¬ers. The collection on display was reproduced in a portfolio published (1948) in limitededition in Mexico. ^These water colors don’t look very much like water colors: in technique, generallyheavy and opaque rather than airy and translucent, they are more like gouaches or evenoil paintings, and reflect few Quali- ^ties of Mr. Rivera’s art other than emotional impact—suggests pictures in the “vernacular” ap-those which are responsible for ^^at Diego Rivera, dedicated as he proach. The complexity and plas-his pre-eminence as a muralist. jg ^ expressing the social reality tic confusion of most of the paint-The heaviness cf his treatment j^jg people’s life, will continue ings seems the result of the stu-of water color may perhaps be ex- return to his favorite subject dents’ as yet incomplete assimila-plained, at least partially, by the from time to time for as long as tion and integration of basic aca-fact that the subjects of these remains a living social symbol, demic skills and techniques; butpaintings are no different from Mr. display work shows promise.Rivera’s usual ones: people more display in Goodspeed ‘ A few of the paintings were doneparticularly, the working people, through the end pf the quarter is by students whose grasp of basicpeasants, of Mexico towards work of native students in technique is evidently already Armwhom Mr. Rivera is so stron^y Makerere College, Uganda, East enough to permit them a certainsympathetic, and with whom he Africa, where the first courses in amount of confidence in handlingfeels so closely identified, that ne drawing and painting ever offered it freely and quite individualistic-seems to consider no other subject ^gj.g organized recently by ally: for example. Makumbi’sserious or important enough to de- ]^j.g Margaret Trowell, an artist “Feast of White Ants,” whoseserve his preoccupation with it and a graduate of the Slade School earth tones are light and clear,even mildly and for a shor w ii e. London. and whose simplicity of design andKivero ond peosonrs ^ interesting work con- rendering of forms are almostMexican pe as a “ t ^ sists in scenes reflecting the life of sophisticated.Rivera-s whole hfe: It alone seemsto constitute his frame of artisticreference. He paints, not for art’s —i . . . — § •sake, but for the sake of express- | n© /WUSIC OldnOing, as fully as possible, his artisticand highly socially-cohscious per¬sonality. His paintings are vigor¬ous and vital; you look at themand feel that they were done by aman who would truly suffer if heever were deprived of paints or apencil, a scrap of paper, or a blankwall.You conceivably might objectthat, under the circumstancesmentioned, Mr. Rivera’s use (ormisuse) of water color is unjusti¬fiable. Actually, his transgressionsagainst the nature of the mediumare not extremely serious, as hehas managed, in these paintings, acertain lucidity, if not transpar¬ency, of tones, and achieved somelightness, as well as interest oftexture and of application of thepaint to the paper.Pointing wonderfulBut however you resolve thequestion (if indeed you bother to),you will probably agree that thepaintings, as such, are wonderfu’;their strong, starkly simple com¬position; their earth colors, which,though dull in themselves, are In¬teresting in Mr. Rivera’s artfulcombinations of them; the solidityand plasticity of their forms; theconviction and perception of theirexecution all contribute to achievethe great success with which Mr.Rivera graphically captures andcommunicates the life, condition,and spirit of his people. Noticeespecially the paintings of solitaryyoung peasants standing lookingdirectly at you; that of a black-robed woman grieving; and one, intones of gray and tan, dated 1945,and matted in clay-color, of apeasant bowed beneath a hugeburden.The last-mentioned subject isby no means unfamiliar to thoseof us who are only slightly ac¬quainted with Mr. Rivera’s work;it may almost be considered thedevice on this artist’s battle shield.The seeming newness of this “de¬vice” every time we encounter itamong Mr. Rivera’s paintings—itsclassicism, if you will, artistically. Books and ReadingCommittee vs. militarizcctionreleases reports for salePeace and Militarization, a survey of current documentsand reports prepared by Albert Bofman for the CommitteeAgainst Militarization and released at the recent Mid-Century Conference for Peace, is now available at thebookstore.Bearing an introduction by Kermit Eby, Peace and• MilitarizatioA sets Itself threemain tasks; to make available aliA of publications bearing on theproblem of peace which can besecured for the most part at theexpense of a penny post card; tospeed ffie development of peaceleaders and authorities; and topresent the reader with a pan-1931, left its mark on the press, orama of the militarization of theFirst effect was a series of edi- u.S.MAROON(Continuad from Pog« 5)and Vincent Sheehan, whose “Per¬sonal History” contains MARCX)Nmusings.The “New Plan.” entering intorials, sometimes known as the“first great MARCX>N crusade,”which bravely carried the man¬dates for the abolition of compul- Editorial assistance in the nine-month job of compiling this list ofselect publications from 58 peacegroups, all the U.S. political par-sory physical education in the up- and the U.S. and various for¬eign governments came fromJames Butterfield, Robert Farrisand Earl Rutherford.Sale price of Peace and Militar¬ization is $1.50Sylvio Kouzel'Uniformly excellent'ratinggiven Collegium MusicumAt its last concert on May 28, the Collegium Musicumunder Siegmund Levarie’s direction performed a programthat was uniformly excellent. Many of the performanceswere among the best ever given by the group.Purely choral works on the program were three beautifulmotets by the Elizabethan composer, Thomas Morley; anan expressive madrigal. La Sper-anza, by the 18th century Italian, controlled voice, and isAntonio Caldara; and Four Slovak gne of the best soloists the Col-Folk S<^gs by tl^ great modern legium has had. It is unfortunateHungarian, Bela Bartok. good alto and tenor couldX X have sung the other two arias.The Morley motets sung a ea- ^^ich were given to sections ofpeUa, pos^ssed the full sonority ^ definitely less satis-and restrained emotion typical of performance.The chorus as a whole/was ex¬church music. The Caldara mad- ^^uent, especially in the openingrigal, performed with harpsichord, movementwas dramatic and moving. It was ^ . .r.curiously archaistic for its time. Vival^s Co^erto Grosso In Gstylistically derived from the 16th No. 2. except for acentury chromatic madrigal. Cal- rather plodding temim in the finaldara added to this style the strong f“«6ro, was well performed. Mat-harmonic feeling of the late Ba- s Suite No. 2 fundedroque. The choral ensemble sang IfPartially becausethese works with admirable pre- “““Icision, clarity, and power, and I What should have been a trans-would rank them among their per college. “Training of the brainis optional, why should we do morefor the muscles?” was the war cry,led by Louis Ridenour, editor.“Damned if the faculty didn’tabolish compulsory gym,” hemuses.Upward ond onword(More recent editorial victoriesinclude the Book store binge of1949, as a result of which Syllabusprices were radically slashed.)The more recent history of thecampus vanguard is common knowledge to all those who know.The remaining few may pick upback issues in the MAROON office.The MAROON came, saw, andconquered. It remains a commu¬nity center in the Community ofScholars.best performances. elephantine and graceless, toCANOE TRIPSinto Quetieo - SuperiorOnly $4 00 - $4.50 per DayFor Canoe, Complete Camp Equip*ment and Food. For Booklet andMap Write:BILL N. ROMCanoe Country Outfitterscly, Minn. Bartok’sFoi r Slovak Folk Songs wWch overtehberate tempi con-1917) were performed with Ernst ‘nbuted. This was the only seriousLevy playing the obligato piano "aw m the whole of a fine pro¬part. These arrangements revealed ®®am.Bartok’s s *■ y 1 e in microcosm: Who#'* next?scales and melodic patterns from Next year’s University Concertscentral European folk music, mel- promise much of interest. Theodious free counterpoirt, and Autumn series will include pro-haunting dissonant harmonies, 'grams by the Collegium MusicumThe work was well suited to the di Roma, performing works bygroup’s abilities, and more con- Vivaldi, Emmanuel Back, and A.temporary music of this kind Scarlatti; The Hungarian Stringshould be performed. Quartet playing Bartok’s FourthBach center of progrom Quartet, plus Haydn and Walton;Bach’s Cajitata No. 22, Jesus Jennie Tourel singing Hindemith’sTook to Him the Twelve, occupied Marienleben song cycle; and Evathe central place on the program. Heinitz and Dorothy Lane play-The opening movement of this ing music for viola da gamba anddramatic cantata, an aria and harpsichord by’Handel, Emman-exciting fugal chorus, is one of uel Bach, Rameau, Marais, andBach’s masterstrokes. Kay Graves, Bach.bass soloist, possesses a resonant —Mortin PickerSummer CoursesUNIVERSITY Of MADRIDStudy and TravelA RARE opportunity to enjoy memo¬rable experiences in learning andliving! 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Joseohine Kenyon and Ruth RussettV^THE SAXOM CHARM by Frederic Wakeman★THE SLIMS AND THE ARROWby Stuart EnystrandHAYING A BABY by Dr. Alan F. GuttmacherComing in July:,SWEETS★THE CITY AND THE PILLAR bn Gore VidalARCH OF TRIUMPH by Erieh Maria Remarque(A Signet Giant —35r)★A TALE OF POOR LOVERS by Vaseo PratoliniNINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR by George OrweUFANNIE FARMER’S HANDY COOK BOOKEdited by- Wilma Perhins★THE TRACK OF THE CATby Walter Van Tiibnrg Claris'k AbridgedSIGNET AND ]»lENTOR BOOKSARE ON SALE AT YOlJRBOOKSELLERSWrite for our complete catalogTHE NEW AMERICANLIBRARY501 Madison Ave. New York 22, YorkTHE CHICAGO MAROON Page 9Friday# June 9, 1950Mortarboards awarded trophy Footlights and KlieglightsAfter the fading echoes of songhad left Ida Noyes Hall silent onceagain, the peace was shattered bythe delighted cries of Mortar¬board. Their rendition of a three-part canon by Haydn—“Sorrows-,”and a waltz song, “MortarboardSweetheart Song,” won them firstprize in Interclub Sing on May 14.The trophy, a silver cup, wasaccepted on behalf of the club bytheir president. Patricia Bilzi. Sev¬enteen girls, directed by Pat Peter¬ son who is studying for her M.A.in music, united their .efforts toovercome the^ five other competi¬tors and better their third-placerating of last year. ^As is usual, the victors will nowperform as guests at Jnterfrater-nity Sing on June 10. “We Are theVery Models of the Great ChicagoMortarboard,” a song based on aGilbert and Sullivan theme withoriginal lyrics written by Mi.ssPeterson, is the numbep-i:)n whichthey will harmonize at that time.Law Review editor namedAbner J. Mikva has been chosen editor-in-chief of theUniversity of Chicago Law Review> hisfhest honor awardeda senior student in the law school, Wilber G. Katz, dean,announced today.Chosen as managing editors were: Arnold M. Chutkow,Howard Adler. Jr.. Herbert C.Ephraim, and Maynard J.Jaffee.The six associate editorsare: Edward R. DeGrazia,Lawrence M. Friedman, PaulJ. Allison, John Borst, Charles P.Russ, Jr., and David M. Sloan.The Law Review, a student pub¬lication, is printed quarterly withguest articles by lawyers and pro¬fessors on topics of special inter¬est and shorter student - writtenarticles.REPEAL THE DRAFTLAWPHONE ALL YOUR FRIENDSWRITE your homc-fitate senators andrepresentatives today not to continuethe draft law or you may be con¬scripted, your career Jeopardized, thearms race accentuated, a World WarIII hastened,For informotion, writeCOMMITTEE AGAINSTMILITARIZATIONReynolds Club, Univ. of ChieogoSTUDY IIV EUROPETHIS SUMMEROxford Summer Institute Presents Its1950 Nucleus Study Tourfor 'JULY 10 — JULY 29WESTERN EUROPE IN TRANSITION”$495.00 ~Includes Round Trip Air and Roil TronsportotionRoom, Board ond TuitionSTUDENT TRAVEL SERVICE, LTD. >1540 East 57th Street MUseum 4-7320ASli^ME NORTH AMERICANFree knocks Enroute ^ Free $50,000 Insurance Policy with EochTicket ^ Stewordess on Eoch Plone 'k 4 Engine DC-4 SkymosterEquipment.To N.Y.(La Guardia)(Daily ex. Mon.)To Calif.L.A. & s.r.(Daily ex. 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Culif. ^ 9:00 P.M. $142.50 R.T.Also Miami and PhiladelphiaAll Pares Subject To 15% Tax. ★ Times Given are D.S.T.Coll Jomes Lessly (241 B-J) Ext. 2648 or Ml 3-6000After June 13th Coll DEorborn 2 7405LONG DISTANCE MOVING«JP11N A^IVORYt^VING [EMGIWEEPS HBIILOW RATES - Bonded - Insured612 No. Michigan Ave.superior 7-34S4 Singing in rain of tearsCritic bids fond ‘ farewellThere seems to be a tradition or temptation in newspaper cir(?les, particularly collegepublications, that, when a columnist leaves his journalistic stand, he sings a swan songin print, telling his reader (s) what fun it’s all been, how he’s enjoyed their comments,how things have changed since he started, how he’d like to recant a few of his opinionsor reiterate others, or he may lump it all together, separating each item with three dots,and label the amalgam “Down Memory Lane.” In the background the sensitive readermay discern the gentle splash of tears and a soft blowing of noses, with maybe yet are^ader^hSiselTls supposed^at fiddles! deadline or the one who put areaaer nimseii is supposeu ai what Fun It’s All Been: Plenty nonsensical headline on a columnleast to Sl^h. — Between proofreaders with because he didn’t approve of itsActually, it might be better if ^ high illiteracy quotient and a sentiments and doing this waswe simply recommended some smiler with a scissors, our prose easier than writing us a letter,good movies like Gigi or plays like has been so slashed, gashed and. How We’ve Enjoyed Your Corn-Two Blind Mice or musicals like hashed week after week that there ments: Plenty, but—. Why didLend an Ear but, truth to tell, in has often been only a coincidental you always ask us whether we’dthese frenetic days of the mori- resemblancp between what we seen a play or movie when we’dbund quarter we ve been so busy wrote and what you saw. This sit- already devoted a column or so to(a) visiting papers and taking ex- nation has applied to tne MA- it that week or the one previously?ams, (b) looking for a job and (c) ROON as a whole, so be a little We couldn’t help beginning to sus-none of the above but none of your sympathetic before you cast that pect some of our acquaintances of,business that we haven’t had time stone in the future, pardner. Also maintaining a rather delinquentto make our usual rounds. In oth- helpful in bringing on the periodic attitude toward our efforts—need-er words, from here on out, poor frustrated frenzie*; we’ve hinted at less to say, we’ve rid ourselves ofthings, you’re, on your own. We’re are such peorle as the one who these false friends We have been,succumbing to tradition and temp- always came in to talk by the hour however, constantly surprised andtation and arching our beautiful while we tried vainly to make our delighted by the large number ofpeople we met who have an intelli-Looking back at a year of LP,results cheering hut need moreThe outstanding development in the world of recordedmusic in the past year has been the amazing mushroomingof companies producing long-playing records. The relativecheapness of recording music at 33 R.P.M. is, of course,the cause for the first serious threat to the predominanceof the two major makers of classical records.It remains to be seen whether these newcomers will gothe way of fly-by-night out-fiits but the value of theircontribution to ciate is indis¬putable. Much music in areas un¬ amount of advertising and promo¬tion it gets) a sop thrown out forthe pleasure of a few deranged in¬dividuals, and the absurditiestouched by the large companies Q^used by front office and podiumhas been released and it is certainthat this has had its effect as of abatementshown by the increasing adven-turousness of the catalogs of thebigger and more timorous produc¬ers.From — to absurdities show only slight signsTo the positive achievements ofgroups like the Haydn Society andthe Bartok Recording Studios somemention must be added of notableThe record collector in the past j^cks in the LP catalog. Mostyear has thus been presented with pressing is the need for more pre-a bewildering plethora of musicranging from Monteverdi madri- Bach music, more Bach music(especially the ci ntatas and un-gals to Hovhaness concert!—most known keyboard works), more Mo-of it being recorded on a surpris- ^art piano concert! (is it too muchingly high level of competence, Schnabel in this?), aAnother gratifying aspect of the Beethoven Missa Solemnis,rise of the small companies has schubert (and Liszt?) church mu-been the chance given artists notin the stables of Victor or C?olum-bia to perform for the wider audi¬ence they deserve. This should do sic, and more of everything afterBrahms.A big order perhaps but whenone looks at what has been accom-much to alleviate that musical pjished in the past year there isprovincialism which knows only ^pom for hope.those few artists who have record¬ed for the major companies.Prices highAll is not yet sweetness andlight. Record prices are still only —Aoron AsherBacon joins UNMargy Bacon of the committeeshort of prohibitive even with the of international relations will betremendous savings involved in the leaving for Europ'? this summer touse of LP. Contemporary music is join -the United Nations Secre-still considered (to judge by the tariat at Geneva. Switzerland.Miss Bacon was one of those se¬lected by the Division of UN Af¬fairs, Department of State, to rep¬resent this country in the studentClassified AdsROOMS AND APARTMENTS FOR RENT . ,LARGE single and double rooms for interne program.Reasonable monthly rates. Call BUrent. Opposite Bartlett ^ Gjpnnaslum. THREE ROOM apartjnent for two gen-8-9870, Ken Grady or John Hepier.FOR RENT, Furnished Apartments. 6040Ingles’de, 4 rooms. Accommodates 4students comfortably. Also 1 and 2 tlemen or couple. Pew minutes fromUniversity. HYde Park 3-8460,ROOMS: Bright and cheerful. Kitchenprivileges. Only $6.50 per week, 5749room apartments arid .sleeping rooms. 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Callor see Bob Bain, Delta Upsllon Frater¬nity, 5714 Woodlawn Ave., PL 2-9648. 4-9825. gent, critical appreciation of mo¬vies and who can talk about Amer¬ican films without adopting thatnauseating pseudo-intellectual su¬perciliousness th'- ^ marks so manyof our campus fellows, many ofwhom scarcely ever go to themovies they so juniversally damn.Bad cess to ’em!How Things Have Changed: Notso mucji, but—. In matters the¬atrical, we’ve seen many improve¬ments. Perhaps the most hearten¬ing one is the change in the atti¬tude of the university audiences.About three year^ ago, they pre¬sented a picture of mass boorish¬ness and insensibility that we hadnot witnessed since the days whenour gang of kids used to go tomovies just so we could makesmacking noises during the kissingscenes. During the last couple ofyears, we’ve seen campus audi¬ences display a forbearance andwell-mannered fortitude that theycould never hr., hianaged before-in the face of som©' pretty excru¬ciating performances in Mandel oron the screen in See. Sci. 122.Another thing that has cheered usconsiderably has been the tre¬mendous increase in the numberof movies being shown on campus.Lately, some of the organizationshave shown a laudable tendencyto select and organize their pro¬grams with care, a characteristicnot always evident in the past.Also praiseworthy is the apparentdetermination of some of thesponsoring groups to delete or savetill the end of the program theirearlier unfair practice of makinga five- or ten-minute plug beforeletting the audience see whatthey’d paid for.Recantations: None.Up Memory Alley: (fiddles play¬ing themes from Swan Lake) Asthis column and the MAROONslowly sink in the West, we’ll keepour juicier memories to ourselvesand spare you and us a tearlessparting and considerable embar¬rassment. . . . Shall we rise?—Robert NossouWANTEDDESPERATE STUDENT wants threeconvocation tickets. Reward offerecl.James Jewett. Butterfield 8-9130.BUSINESS GIRL will share her modernsouthslde apartment with same. 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Admission will be $1per person.Burt Wasserman SU vice-presi¬dent gave out the usual “bestever“ routine.A description of the decor wasnot released at the time of publi¬cation. - J'- • >» >- S, 4June 9, 1950WE DARETHEM ALL!In Just ONE MINUTE • •. you can proveto yourself PHILIP MORRIS is definitely lessirritating—therefore more enjoyable—than thebrand you're now smoking! Quad! - nan^lncj■y JOHN A. CHAPMANThis last totir up and down the Midway is dedicated tothe Alumni and students, in general, and to the men ofthe Order of the “C,” in particular.In the good old days of Maroon sports, the Midway-men led in Big Ten gridiron titles. Even today only twoschools have won more Big Ten championships thanChicago in football, basketball, indoor and outdor track.In baseball Chicago trails Illinois, Michigan, and North¬western. Only^in cross country and wrestling have theMaroons failed«4o annex conference championships.Before recapping the season highlights of the varioasathletic teams, we bring you a statement frim Clifton M.Utley, noted news analyst. While attending the University,Mr. Utley was sports editor of the MAROON.He writes: *^As an ex-sports editor of the ChicagoMAROON I naturally regret that University of Chicagosports no longer make headline news as they did in thedays when I was putting out the MAROON sports sec¬tion. I do think that Chicago’s former athletic pre¬eminence did add something of very definite value tothe University which is now lacking. Perhaps at Chicagoit is impossible to have the values now lost without pay¬ing too high a price and without sacrificing other thingsstill more important. If that is the case the decisionsmade may perhaps be justified on the basis of the totalpicture. It still df»esn’t prevent a former sports editor re¬gretting the sacrifices that have had to be made.“I have been enormously impressed by the very wideparticipation of present day University students in thevaried aspects of the Universitys broad athletic pro¬gram. I fully appreciate the benefits this participationbrings both to the students and to the University. Butthough it may be reactionary I would still like to seethe University winning an occasional conference cham¬pionship.”« « *After having been with the University as a student andcoach for nearly twenty-five years, Ned Merriam hung uphis track spikes. Ed M. (Ted) Hayden was announced ashis successor as track coach.« * *The thin clads upset the dopsters when they breezedinto third place in the Illinois Tech Relays. Twenty-one teams trailed the Maroons to the finish line. In thismeet the Merriammen chalked up a two-mile relayrecord.Maroon weightlifted Charles Norcross achieved nationalfame by winning the heavyweight title in the AAU meet.•«. light up aPHILII> MORRISTHEN, just take a puff-DON^INHALE-and s-l-o-w-l-y let thesmoke come through your,nose. Easy, isn’t it? . • • light up yourpresent brandDo exactly the same thing —DON'T INHALE. Notice that bite,that sting? Quite a differencefrom PHILIP MORRIS!Thousands and thousands of smokers—who tried this test—reportin signed statements that Philip Morris is definitely l^s irritating,definitely milder than their own brand.See for yourself what a difference it makes, what a pleasure it is,to smoke America’s FINEST Cigarette. Try Philip Morris today!NOdGAREinHANBOVERmeans MORE SMOKING PUASUREIMir Konis The swimming team rang up its third straight Chi¬cago Intercollegiate championship to climax an unde¬feated eleven-meet schedule.The Maroon baseball nine overpowered Notre Dame, 18-16,for Chicago’s first win over the Irish in eighteen years.♦ ♦ ♦ififd Beyer’s gymnasts compiled a “recent” record offour victories in ten starts against major c^nfMrencesquads. In the National Collegiate meet, Duncan Erleycopped fourth place in the tumbling class.Last Fall the football field at 83rd and Yale was^dedicated“Walter Eckersali Tield” in honor of the Maroon grid greatwho died in 1930. Eckersali was an All-American selectionin ’04, ’Q5, and ’06.« * «Football was re-introduced on campus in the Fallquarter. Two squads were organized, the Aristoteliansand the Platonists. Intercollegiate games may be sched¬uled for the coming season.♦ * ♦Jimmy Geocaris was naiped the outstanding basketballplayer of the’season. The mighty mite was awarded theMARCX)N trophy by MAROON sports editor Ken Koenig.Former Chicago grid mentor Clark Shaughnessy leftthe Los Angeles Rams after winning the NFL’s Westerntitle.Tugwell comes home to planDr. Rexford G. Tugwell, headof the Program of Education andResearch in Planning, will returnto the UC this fall. Dr. Tugwell,former undersecretary of agricul¬ture for Henry A. Wallace andmember of FDR’s “kitchen cabin¬et” as well as wartime Governorof Puerto Rico, has been teach¬ing at the London School of Eco¬nomics while on leave of absencefrom his duties at UC. While therehe taught a course on the Ameri¬can' Government and the New Deal based in part on his own personalexperiences. He will offer a some¬what similar course this fall atUC.In addition to his academicwork overseas. Dr. Tugwell has alsoattended the World GovernmentConference held in Stockholm,Sweden, last summer, as well as ameeting of the 7th InternationalConference of Agricultural Econ¬omists held in Italy. He has alsowritten several articles which havebeen published recently in Cooi-Cnmm,Page IIFHdai^ June 9, 1950 THE CHICAGO MAROONMctroons take third winin recent diamond historyBy KEN KOENIGThe 1950 Maroon diamond squad represented the third winning team over the lastthree years, as UC baseball fortunes go, compiling a 14-11 record for the Spring.Highlights of the season, certainly a rugged one competitively speaking, included firstof all the capture of the First Annual Chicagoland Inter-Collegiate Baseball Tournamenttrophy. The Maroons accomplished this trick by turning back Illinois Tech -after teninnings of the final game, 4-3. Successive singles, with two down by Art McKinney, JimGeocaris and Mel Lackey were responsible for the tie-breaking run.ouNo small cdup either wasthe conquest of Notre Dame’sIrish in an 18-1^^ marathon.That was the game that JohnCasey wound up by poling a three-Tun homer in the ninth. The 14victories al^ took in two overBradley.Statistically wise, the box scoreswere — revealing, if nothing else.Besides, we like figures in anyform. The MAROON of course as- lowed, respectively, with marks of.319, .315 and .295. Rowland wasahead in RBI’s at the finish with20. Casey and Gray had 13 each,and Windle hit for 10.Pitching wos topsAmong Tossers, Lou Hamiltoncame home the winning pitcher inseven games. Borowitz notchedfour and Lackey, who doubled asan outfielder, won three.Lastly, we can’t pass up Dicksumes no responsibility for theaccuracy of the information tofollow.Double ploys oid victoryIn 25 contests, the Maroonspulled off 25 double plays. Inter¬esting enough. We haste to apolo¬gize, however, for this low aver- with the hickory. Dick, known alsoas Juan, attained the astronomicalbatting heights of .667. He hadtwo for three. There are still thosewho are trying to find out thesecret, at least one outfielder, oneinfielder, and one catcher that weknow well.age. Undoubtedly there would havebeen more had no^ enemy base p^i JJ softballl victOTSPsi Upsilon won the Interfra¬ternity softball playoffs by defeat¬ing Sigma Chi and Zeta Beta Tau.Chamberlain went undefeated towin the House League champion¬ship. Psi U defeated Chamber¬lin 8-2, 8-5, to win the playoffgames. Order of ‘C’ holdstraditional rallyBy BOB MICKELSStagg Field is filled with an over capacity crowd. Theweather is perfect and the University of Chicago FootballTeam, again top contenders for the ^ig Ten Football crowntakes to the field under a mighty ovation from the overlyexcited fans. No, it is not present reality but it is one ofthe fond memories, one of the pleasant experiences whichwas brought back to mind at the47th Annual Meeting of the Or¬der of the “C” on June 8 at theQuadrangle Club.Gathering together some twohundred odd members from suchdistant points as Texas and NewYork the Order of the “C,” whosecurrent president is Mr. JohnBreathed, will highlight the festiveevening with an expression of ap¬preciation for the retiring, stand¬out Track Coach at U.C., NedMerriam.Present at this meeting to beinitiated into the Order of the“C,” will be a group of young mensharing the distinction of beingthis years “C” Blanket award win¬ners. The “C” Blanket I mightpoint out is awarded only to thoseathletes who have entered intovarsity competition for at leastthree years and who have won aminimum of one major letter.This years men of distinction&T0 IJOHN WILLARD BOKMAN—2 lettersIn Track.CHARLES CARTER COLWELL—1 let¬ter in Fencing.WILLIAM ZANE EARLE—1 letter iaWrestling and Captain of Wrestling.ROBERT GENE GLASSER—3 lettersin Swimming.ROBERT TIBBETS GRANGE. JR.—1letter in Fencing.WILLIAM SCOTT GRAY, III—4 let¬ters in Baseball, Captain of Baseballand 3 letters in Easketball, twice Cap¬tain of Basketball.CHARLES ARTHUR McKINNEY — 4letters in Baseball.NICHOLAS JOHN MELAS—3 letters inWrestling.rro. /s • 1 -u • ^ • 1- 1 i.1- II j . KENNETH CHARLES MULCAHY — 3The fieldhouse is no longer echoing the sound of bouncing basketballs and runing letters m Track, captain of Track and^ 4 letters in Cross Country, Captain ofCross Country.4.. 4. -ri 4.J. .-M • i. J • I.- -4. . 4, 4, , 4. gene JOHN PODULKA—4 letters inpractice rooms at Bartlett Gym are quiet and inactivity reigns supreme over the athletic Basketball..4 4. 4.1. TT • -x ^ AMI.- .c XI- « ./ o jT LOUIS PHILLIP RIVER—3 letters inpicture at the University of Chicago for the Summer. swimming, twice captam of swimming._ ^ , GORDON RAY THUROW—2 letters inNext October, as in all the former years at UC, calls again will be issued for men for wxtcw ohill Rovlanri Orav m iSiLiMiSiK miouailIj wal*oj1, jk,Windireach eot tw^’c^ian varsity Competition and as in the past, there will be a dne day surge.forward of men with swimming, captam of swim-1950 Baseball Squad, left to right, first row: Higgins, Bate-ban, Neuman, Geocaris, Capt. Mel Lackey, McKinney, Go-vorchin, Golan, Hamilton; second row; Windle, Roessel,Casey, Borowitx, Rowland, Gray, Garcia, Koenig, Coach J.Kyle'^Anderson.runners been extremely unwary,or perhaps the UC pitchers weretoo awesome. At any rate, thepick-pff results were satisfying noend to the home club. Maroonpitchers managed to fool 18 po¬tential opposition runs in thismanner. Catchers nipped four.The offensive roster disclosedan even distribution of heroics,certainly indicative of some depthamong the locals. The Chicagoansscored 117 runs on 216 base hits.These 216 weren’t exactly all Tex¬as Leaguers either. The lineupproduced 314 total bases while col¬lecting 13 home runs, 12 plustriples and 30 doubles. We say 12plus three baggers in deference toGene Borowitz, who recorded thelongest out to first base in Chi¬cago annals when he missed first trackmen. The baseball equipment for varsity competition has been put away.In the Illinois Tech game after asmash to the track.Solid hitters on home teomCasey’s three four masters were Sport stars necessaryeducational galaxyinBy BOB MICKELSand Casey tied for triple awards dreams of having their names put in to the headlines overnight. And as in years gonewith three apiece. Rowland hittwice for this distance also. Geo¬caris^ led in doubles with five,while* Windle and Lackey trailedclosely at four.Coming to percentages, w'e notethat Sherry Rowland swiped hon- Rabbi roams by there will be many first stringcaliber men who will read the re¬quests and just keep on in theirlittle ruts.Let’s face it men, the teamsare what we make them, no moreno less. How can we expect toRabbi Maurice B. Pekarsky, di¬rector of UC’s Hillel foundation,will leave Chicago about August 1for Jerusalem. The purpose of hisors on 37 hits in 104 tries and .355. trip is to “explore the nature ofSherry led, too, with 50 total bases, student and faculty needs.Mel Lackey’s 12 for 35 during th^ On the basis of this information have frist rate teams if all our bestabbreviated time he played added he will plan for a B’nai B’rith talent is kept hidden under a cloakto .338 and second place. Joe Go- Hillel Foundation at the Hebrew qj don’t-care-idleness.”Ian, Geocaris and Bill Gray fol- University in Jerusalem. , .. .’ Varsity competition, any form ofcompetition is a part of the planof higher education for the aim ofeducation is manhood a n dv notmerely scholastic ability.Next October when the calls forvarsity competition are once moreposted let’s be all out for betterteams, let’s be all out for havingthe University of Chicago as aprominent participant in Midwest¬ern athletics, let’s plug for the bestpossible coaching staff. Let’s, dosomething about poor showings bysome of our teams and keep re-N^ enforc ing our stronger teams. Let’snot just complain about sports atUC, let’s DO SOMETHING ABOUTIT.ittBy SHEILA BRISKINFriday, June 9 Sunday, June 11The Chemistry Department is holdingan open house at the Kent and GeorgeHerbert Jones Laboratories from 1 to6 pjn. N. V. Sidgwick. professor ofchemistry, Lincoln Colege, Oxford Uni-Terslty will lecture on “InterhalogenCompounds’* at 8 p.m. in Kent 106.Admission is free.Revels of 1950: Much Review AboutNothing will be presented by the AlumniAssociation in Mandel Hall at 8:15 p.m.Tickets are available at the AlumniOffice, 5733 University for $1.50.* * *Saturday, June 10Mortimer J. Adler will speak on “Howto Read the Great Books” at the annualalumni assembly in Mandel Hall at3 p.m. No charge for admission.* * *— . ♦Marian Castle, author of “Deborah,The Golden Fury’* will speak at theAlumni Breakfast (for women only) Inthe Cloister Club Dining Room of Ida?M2lmteilo“..:."u/^r.sUi'kVc'e?n"»ui Wednesday, June 21buildings, will be held In groups leav- Today’s convocation in RockefellerIng from the Alumni House at 5733 Chapel will Include the awarding ofUniversity Avenue at 10 a.m. and 1 p.m. Bachelor’s degrees in the College. Any* a • candidate who cannot be present at the*■•1. » 44 - convocation must petition to receive his4 ***** Annual Interfraternity degree in absentia. The petition must ber* bxT ** be held in Hutchliiaou Court submitted to the Dean of Student inat 8.45 p.m. Everyone is invited. the College before June 9.Socialist Youth League will hold adiscussion on “Marxism and HumanNature” at 4 p.m. in Ida Noyescharge for admission.* • *Thursday, June 15.. Students in the first two years of theCollege who expect to qualify for theTwelfth Grade Certificate in the SpringQuarter, and who wish to receive a cer¬tificate, must file an application withthe Registrar by June 15.« ♦ «Friday, June 16Degrees in the Divisions and Profes¬sional Schools will be conferred at aconvocation in Rockefeller Chapel at3:30.« * *Sunday, June 18Jerzy Gliksman will speak on “Howthe Russian Government Views theUnited States” at 7:30 p.m. at Interna¬tional House. 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