Special EditionDean of StudentsWelcomes FreshmenLAWRENCE A. KIMPTON“I am happy to welcome you to theUniversity of Chicago. It is our sin¬cere hope that your educational train¬ing here in clear and systematicthinking will equip you better to playa significant role in a chaotic postwarworld desperately in need of soundjudgment.”Know Your Class;Statistics on NewCrop of StudentsBy Dorothy IkerToday, an entering class of approxi¬mately eight hundred students passedthrough the consecrated portals of aninstitution of higher learning — theUniversity of Chicago. This group,the largest ever to enter the College,has the further distinction of havingthe first full sized class to enter thefirst two years of the College, con¬ventionally the junior and senior yearsof high school.Vital statistics compiled on the en¬tering class reveal that fifty per centof the students are from Chicago orthe immediate vicinity. The rest hailfrom forty-four of the forty-eightstates, three Canadian provinces,Panama, and the West Indies. Schol¬arships in the College are dividedevenly between the first and secondtwo years, and of the total numberavailable, almost fifty-five per centwere awarded to out of town stu¬dents.As shown by information gleanedfrom entrance applications, the aver¬age student entering the last twoyears of the College is almost eighteenyears old, usually from the upperquarter of his graduation class, andhas participated widely in school ac¬tivities. Presidents of service andhonor organizations, editors of stu¬dent newspapers and year books, offi¬cers of student governments, andmembers of choral, athletic, anddrama clubs, are typical of highschool positions held by entering stu¬dents. On the other hand, an averagestudent entering the first two yearsof the* College, besides being sometwo years younger, does not have asmany extra-circular activities. Par¬ticipation in student organizations islargely limited to membership in stu¬dent councils and athletic clubs. Bothgroups however, have two things incommon: “pretty good brains and alot of personal promise” (WilliamScott, Assistant Dean of Students). CHICAGO MAROONMonday, September 18, 1944 FreeWelcome To All You Newcomers;Let Your Chicago MaroonIntroduce You To The Campusby Catherine Elmeswho had been waiting respectfullyten paces behind her. They made heracquaintance and took her into Bur-ton-Judson, where she was discoveredby General Headquarters. After theyhad questioned her, and obtained thisstory, she was hanged from Social'Sciences. Typical?Miss Gloria O’Finkelle plans to bethe typical freshman beauty queenand plans to pay court also. She isblighted by the disappearance of thesuave Latin type from the campus. Itseems that she had painstaking ac¬quired a typical slinky black gowmfor captivating it. Her typical re¬mark was that she could be pouredinto it, even though she had forgottento say when. Obviously. Documentary FilmMakes Plans forComing Programsby Loraine McFaddenThe Documentary Film Group, acomparatively new student organiza¬tion, has as its aim to show, produce,and study our era via films, withspecial emphasis on documentaryfilms. These films will be shownthroughout the Fall quarter everyTuesday night at 8:00 p.m. in SocialSciences 122.During the past year such finedocumentary films as “Desert Vic¬tory” and “Man of Aran” were shown,as were also numerous short films,many dealing with the present war.On alternate Tuesdays, a widevariety of fiction films are featured,some in foreign languages with ex¬cellent English sub-titles.Those interested in. the group mayobtain membership cards for $1.25,entitling them to admission to a seriesof informal lectures and also to show¬ings of the series of nonfiction filmsof the quarter. Admission to singlemovies is $.35 per person.Leading the Documentary FilmGroup are Mary Woolsey Lewis, Pres¬ident; Ernest Brooks, Secretary; andJames Bush, Treasurer.I am a freshman, but you’d neverknow it to look at me. My first dayon campus, I adopted a Nancy Smithcoiffure and, on my own, discoveredthe location of Cobb Hall. There are afew things, how'ever, that still botherme. First, my locker is on the seventhfloor in Kent Hall, and I can’t findthe elevator. Also, where is the dor¬mitory where the anti-vivisection-ists live?Anyway, I’ve been on campus for aweek now, and I feel qualified to es¬tablish a directory for other wander¬ing freshies.The Bookstore is across the streetfrom the Press Building. On Fridaythere is a line stretching down to Bil¬lings Hospital. These people are wait¬ing for the twelve copies of the “NewYorker” which comes in about eleveno’clock in the morning.Harper Library is where you livesix days out of seven. Enter the cen¬ter door, north, and turn right. Thisis the College library where they keepash trays and fresh copies of “StudsLonigan.”Any day you’re feeling particularlypious, stop in at Bond Chapel, oppo¬site Cobb hall, for the 12:00 worshipservice. It’s well worth your time.And while you’re in the mood, pay avisit to Rockefeller Chapel on theMidway at Woodlawn. And, on a dare,you might climb the tower and playwith the carillon.At University Avenue and 58thStreet is the Oriental Institute. Hereyou can spend many happy hours del¬ving among Egyptian mummies. Moredarn’ fun!Hutchinson Commons—57th andUniversity—is where you check oncalorie intake. Don’t’ worry about theunwashed windows—that’s a tradit¬ COBB HALLion.And do go wading in Botany Pond.But not after 10:00 P.M., please. B. &G. (University BoGeymen) don’t likeit.There’s one more landmark youmusn’t pass up. Lexington Hall is thelittle barn on University Avenue op¬posite Beecher Hall. This is the homeof The Chicago Maroon! It also hous¬es Carillon (student magazine), theUniversity orchestra. Commons andChoir Offices, various misguided math-students and the Student PoliticalAction Committee.-After a long, hard day playing IdaNoyes bridge, there is nothing quiteas relaxing as an hour or two of build¬ing block-houses at the UniversityNursery School. If you can come early, you may feed a graham crack¬er to the Bowman Milkman’s horsein the back alley.Good luck, children! If there’s any¬thing else you would like to know,there’s a Freshman information bur¬eau on the third tennis court to yourright.Typical BattleOf The Sexesby Ellen BaumCommunique No. 13V2 from BattleBetween the Sexes.A typical student has, after longsearch, been discovered by the Stu¬dent Publicity Board. She is mediumheight, wears weatherbeaten mocca¬sins, two sloppy joes, a disreputableraincoat tattooed with telephone num¬bers (her own), a plaid skirt (of theClan O’Finkelle); the 5 foot 10 inchmedium typical blonde wears her hairin a long ratted bob, except for theside in a windblown feathercut. Typ¬ically, her first remark, seeing theS.P.B. delegation, was, “Where can Isee Hutch?” When told that he livesin the ivory tower above Rockerfeller,she then queried, “Well, where can Iget a typical education?” Upon beingdeferred to Northwestern Universityand its new and daring original planof “liberal education,” she scorchinglyretorted «?!♦!* — ♦!?”ROCKEFELLER CHAPEL Awed by this display of typicalism,the members of the publicity boardsalaamed respectfully and left her.Thereupon she was promptly joinedby a large party of typical sailors President's MessageTo Entering StudentsROBERT M. HUTCHINS“On behalf of the University of Chi¬cago I am happy to welcome you tothe quadrangles. You come here at atime when victory in the war is insight. Some of you have served in thewar; if the end comes as soon as nowseems possible, most of you will notfollow your predecessors at the Uni¬versity into the fighting. But all ofyou will face the responsibilities andproblems with which peace will con¬front the country. The use you makeof your years here will determinelargely the extent of your individualcontribution in a critical period. Ihope that you and your generationwill make a better use of your oppor¬tunity than mine did in its time.”The Campus And Welcome To It!Come! Join The Grand Tour Now!Smedley and GeorgeJohn Harmon. These are the Adventures of Smedley, a small hoytoo young for Quiz Kids and too smart for InformationPlease, who spends his pre-school days observing life ashe travels astride his faithful goat, George.The above appeared in the Maroon of March 2Ath ofthis year. After that, there were other descriptions ofSmedley, the tone of which depends upon the side thespeaker took in the constant storms which blew across theMidway. Then suddenly and without explanation, Smed¬ley disappeared. Some said the Senatekidnapped him and ate George theGoat, others scoffed at this and point¬ed out a crew cut had made the auth¬or's caricature obsolete, while stillothers explained that examinationsand tuitions fees had raised their un-literary visages in his direction. Itmakes no difference which of these istrue, for Smedley has returned for agrand farewell. As Samuel Johnson... or was it Macaulay! ... or Rob¬ert Louis Stevenson? .. .No matter. . . Here is Smedley.“My goodness,” said Smedley.“Things haven’t changed a bit aroundhere.” George the Goat nodded. Justthen Smedley noticed a group of girlsapproaching and tried to smooth hishair with one hand while straighten¬ing George’s new polka-dot bow tiewith the other.“Hello,” said the girls. “Hello,”answered Smedley. George nodded andcoughed pleasantly as one of the girls(whose name he afterward learnedwas Doris) patted him on the head.“We want to see the University.We’re all new here,” said the girls.“Goodness,” said Smedley. “Morepeople read the Reader’s Digest. Well,I guess I’m elected.” And so he was.The Grand Tour began.Smedley Visits the Library“This is Harper Library,” saidSmedley. The girls looked sufficientlyimpressed. They walked down thelong corridor to the elevator. “That,”said Smedley pointing to an office nextto a shield which bore a FlamingPhoenix rampant on a field of Sena¬tors, “is the office of the President.It has been quiet there this summer.All his enemies are waiting for thecooler weather.”“Can we see him?” asked a girl.Even George laughed at this. “Ofcourse not,” said Smedley. “Presi¬dents are to be heard and not seen.You may catch a quick glimpse of himif you go to the President’s Recep¬tion, but,look fast.”•The girls thought this was a goodidea and talked of it a)l the time they‘were in the elevator. When they ar¬rived at the third floor, a strangesight met their eyes. Two old menwere sitting there frying bacon andeggs over a tin of canned heat.“My goodness,” said- Smedley.“What are you doing?”We’re waiting for books,” said theyounger of the two. “Allow nie tointroduce myself. I’m Ellsworth Hang¬nail, Class of ’98. I’m working formy Masters Degree.”Everyone said, “Pleased to meetyou,” although I confess I don’t knowwhy. .“Have you been waiting long?”asked Smedley.“Oh, no,” said Ellsworth. “Only 45years.”“Goodness,” said Smedley. “That’sterrible.”“Oh, no,” said Ellsworth. “Phineasthere has been waiting fifty years.But it’s all right. We have enoughprovisions for five years more andthey have promised to see if they canfind the books.”Smedley hurried the girls fromthese two men with the brief explana¬ tion that they were hired by JohnDewey to give incoming students thewrong opinion of the University ofChicago. They then went into thereading room.“Goodness!” said the girls beforeSmedley had a chance to say any¬thing. Smedley turned to George.George turned to Smedley. Theyushered the girls back toward the ele¬vator. But it was too late. They hadseen that students need to wear min¬ers’ caps to have enough light to seethe print in the library.“Goodness,” said Smedley. “Ithought there might be some light inthere at high noon. If the StudentPublicity Board finds out about this,they’ll bate me!”Smedley Visits the Maroon“This is the Student Publications’Building,” said Smedley. The girlsnodded and stepped carefully on thecreaking boards which had been con¬demned after being shaken severelyby Little Egypt during the Exposi¬tion of ’93. “And that,” said Smed¬ley, “is the office of the UniversityChoir Director, Mack Evans. He’sa friend of mine and he has a goodchoir, too.”Just then they saw three characterswhispering in the corner. “That,”said Smedley pointing to one of them,“is the guy who, it is rumored, will be^the next editor of the Maroon.”“Has he written much?” asked oneof the girls.“It’s quality, not quanity, thatcounts,” answered Smedley sharply.“He’s only written one short shortstory but he’s had it reprinted in theHorace Mann Quarterly, the CarillonMagazine and Tananger. It’s rumoredthat they’re going to engrave it onall the swinging doors here at theUniversity after he becomes editorof the Maroon.”“That’s the way he’ll really* beread,” said one of the girls. Smedleywas about to agree when they hearda terrible noise.“Oh, a robot bomb!” screamed thegirls.“No,” said Smedley soothingly. “It’s just the present editor exploding.”They opened the door.Inside, they found a*strange group.There was a thin boy with nearly allhis hair cut off, another thin boy whoneeded some of his hair cut off, ahuge boy who needed a shave, and an¬other boy who was cut and shaved withan elegance befitting a Republican.There were girls with long hairglamorously pushing their shouldersforward, girls frizzed, and girls withstraight hair which seemed to holdtheir heads toward the ceiling. In thecenter of all these was the editor,a tall, slightly chubby fellow with amoustache.“I don’t care whether you all quitor not!” he shouted. “I can’t stay.”He looked reassuringly in the direc¬tion of his wife and then repeated,“I can’t stay. After all, there aremore things in life than a collegepaper.”“What?” asked the others incredu-ously. (They had not learned of any¬thing like this in the weekly lecturesfrom Herr Drecktor.)“There are studies!” shouted theeditor, “and there’s money and awife! I haven’t had time for any ofthese. I did all the work of the newseditor because they couldn’t find meone. Then they made Harmon newseditor. I still did all the work andhad to undo what he did. It’s beengetting worse. I resign.” With thathe and his wife stormed out of theroom. The rest turned to follow butwere stopped as Herr Direcktor andthe three characters blocked the door.“Now, back in Dogpatch,” beganHerr Direcktor, “We had a situationcomparable to this . . .”“Goodness,” said Smedley woefully.The clock on the wall seemed to betrying to move faster but it was tono avail. The speech went on andthe adviser paced the narrow room.There seemed to be no way out buthara-kiri. Then Smedley had a brightidea.“Fire!” shouted Smedley.“Where?” shouted the director. I’llcover it for the Herald-American."When he recovered it was too late.Smedley, George and the girls hadescaped via the windows.“Goodness,” said Smedley. “Thatwas a close one. Those speeches havethe same effect on my stomach asfood from the Bookstore.”Smedley Visits Ida Noyes“Well, after that I think we’d betterrelax,” said Smedley.“Goody!” shouted the girls as theysprawled on the grass in the best clubmanner.“No, no,” said Smedley. “I meantwe’ll go to Ida Noyes Hall for recrea¬tion.”“Goody,” said the girls again. Buttheir manner soon changed when theysaw the heavy atmosphere of theplace.“Isn’t it disrespectful to dance andplay in a mausoleum?” asked one ofthe girls.“No one is buried here,” answeredSmedley although he and George hadoften had the same feeling about theplace.“It would be terrible here at night.It looks like a set out of a horrorpicture,” said one of the girls in areverent whisper.When he and George tried to getthe girls to go upstairs, they refused.Some of them stared fearfully at thegauntlet of portraits they wouldhave to run.“Let’s all go outside,” suggestedone of them. Before Smedley couldinterpose, they had fled. Nattcy SmiihBox OfficeThis week I amsacrificing myprinciples — mo¬tion pictures aremy forte—and Ihave been not toogently co/nvincedby the editor ofthe Maroon thatother things ex¬ist in the worldof entertainmentwwand recreationbesides movies. Therefore, for thebenefit of entering students, I amturning my column over this week toPlaces in Chicago.One nice thing about Chicago isthat you don’t have to search forrestaurants very long—shut youreyes and reach for the the nearest re¬volving door and you will invariablyfind youreslf either in Marshall Field’sor standing on some plush carpet, be¬ing imperiously summoned to a tableby a lofty, blackclad headwaitress.Unfortunately, conditions around theUniversity are not quite as Utopianas this. There are only a handful ofplaces in which to eat, and these areusually stuffed to the doors withseething humanity. However, here issome idea of the calibre of our sur¬rounding hamburger establishmentsand so on down the line.Spic *n Span features good food andgood music—they have an astoundingrecord collection—and acquiring thehabit of eating there is one that isimpossible to break. There’s some¬thing about the place that keeps draw-“Goodness,” said Smedley. “Thatcomes of seeing too many movies.”When Smedley and George cameout, the girls were waiting for them.“Goodness,” said Smedley. “Theredoesn’t seem to be anything left ex¬cept UT and the Midway and I’m tooyoung for either.”And with that he and George gal¬loped away. ing you in every day no matter howdeternrined you are to experimentwith victuals up and down the street.Mrs. K. and John Snowden (chef andpersonality extraordinaire) take ex¬cellent care of their flock . . . Stine-way’s is very unpredictable, but fairlydecent. . . The Tropical Hut claims tobe fireproof and to serve barbecuedthings. I have never tried their bar-becue, but I earnestly do believe theyserve it, for it roasts on a spit in thewindow at all hours of the day. It isdark and bamboo inside, with Gaugu-inish murals and ersatz palmtrees,but the food is quite palatable. Thebooth seats are rather uncomfortable,incidentally, not being broad enoughin the beam . . . Hutchinson Commonsand the International House Cafateriawill feed you well and economically. . . and there is the snack bar at IdaNoyes if you are not hungrier thansandwiches and pie . . . Morton’s onLake Park is the gem of the lot. It’sone of the best resturants on theSouth Side . . . and finally, UT, thecampus dive, is where, in all probabil¬ity, you Will wind up after dates. Itselements consist of much noise andlusty singing and our favorite bar¬maid, Daisy.For solid chunks of real atmos¬phere, on the other hand, it is charm¬ing to explore the lower regions ofdowntown Chicago. Skipping ratherrapidly over the thousand and onewonderful places to gorge, there isthe Petit Gourmet, Rickett’s, the Nor-Mandy House, House of Eng (REALChinese food, none of this pseudo¬stuff), the Kungsholm, the Petit Cafein the Palmer House and the Yar(Russian, Russian, Russian!) Riccar-do’s is arty and interesting—but yes!Ivanhoe will bewitch you: back to theMiddle Ages for a nominal fee, andthe Sarong Room—ah, the SarongRoom! Candlelight, the Devi Dja Bal¬inese dancers and George Kirsoff, theastrologer, will give you a romantic,continental evening. But workingone’s way down Rush Street is prob¬ably the most fascinating pilgrimageone can undertake in Chicago. (Grimafterthought: Vive le cinema!).Bill Roberts^ U.S,N,R.Life Lines‘Personally, I prefer Aristotle!”It"s Our Future!A hearty hello and welcome to all you new¬comers to the University of Chicago! ^ In com¬mon with the many other activities of the week,it is the purpose of this special issue of TheChicago Maroon to assist you, in its own inimit¬able and unique way, in orienting yourselves toa new experience—the University. If you haveread as far as the editorial page, you must admitthat our way of accomplishing this is not onlyunique, but perhaps very questionable.In this particular column, however, it is notour intent to continue the orientation process,but rather to discuss at the very time of yourentrance here a serious aspect of your purposesin acquiring an education of the sort offered atthis University.In recent months, much comment has appear¬ed in the press and elsewhere regarding theroles that the universities of the country will becalled upon to play in the reconstruction of thepost-war world. With peace becoming an in¬creasingly imminent prospect, we will hear suchcomment more and more. While much seriousconsideration must be given to this problem, itis actually restricted to the province of ourprofessional educators. One very importantphase of the university problem, however, hasbeen largely ignored: the part that we studentsshould and must serve in our post-war world.Since you are just embarking upon your educa¬tional experiment, this should be a matter for asmuch consideration to you as to those of us whohave already spend time at the University.For the most part, our political, military andeconomic leaders are products of the same gener¬ation which fought and lost the last war. It isnot surprising, therefore, to see a wave of con¬servatism and reaction creeping into our nationallife in the same fashion that it did during andimmediately after the previous world holocaust.But to sit idly by and watch the swing to theright become a static condition is sheer stupidityfor our generation, for to do so would only beoffering a gold-plated guarantee to the gods thatwhat was before shall continue to be in all itsbespangled inequality for all, with the addedreward of fighting another and bloodier warwithin twenty years.If there is any lesson to be learned fromrecent history, it is that whatever dynamicchanges were made in the world following thelast war, were made by the younger people—people so much like us that they could share ourown ambitions, desires and dreams. The twoextremes of those changes were fascism andcommunism, it is true, but that should not dis¬qualify or discourage anybody from thinkingand doing in terms of change—change for thefuture, for the better.We must not be so myopic as to believe thatit is merely sufficient to train ourselves adequate¬ly to meet the economic competition of the worldbeyond the University walls. Success or failurein life cannot be measured solely by the size ofour income or the amount of taxes we pay onthat income. Although such matters may sufficeto satisfy our individual economic responsibilites,as university students and therefore as part ofan intellectual minority, we possess far greaterresponsibilities.Inevitably, many among us will become lead¬ers in all phases of the life of our nation. Thisis not snobbery; this is only a realistic apprais¬al of values as they exist today. But we mustnot wait until senile conservatism and intellectualparalysis seize us. We must become aware of thevital and dynamic forces which surround us.But awareness is. not enough. We have to be themasters of these forces, not mastered by them.We must think and act now for the future, be¬cause the future is ours alone. -— THE CHICAGO MAROONTHE CHICAGO MAROONstudent publication of the University of Chicago, published every Friday during theademic Published at Lexington Hall, University of Chicago, Chicago, Illinois.Telephone DORchester 7279 or MIDway 0800, Ext. 361.EDITOR: Frederick I. GottesmanBUSINESS MANAGER: Alan J. StraussAssociate Editors: Isabelle Kohn, William R. WambaughBusiness Associate: George HiltonEditorial Assistants; Carroll Atwater, Ellen Baum, Frances Carlin, Catherine Elrres, Doloresangel, Roger Englander, Betsy Harmon, Joe Hart, Ed Hofert, Winslow Hunt, Dorolhy Iker,rrank Mangin, Lorraine McFadden, Jeff Miller, Don Shields, Connie Slater, Nancy Smith,Helen Tarlow, Espey Voulis, Mary Wong.Business Assistants: Nicholas Gordon, Ida Jane SandsNext Quarter On CampusSocial Life,The high spot of next quar¬ters all-University social seasonwill be a formal dance to be held short¬ly before Thanksgiving, probably atIda Noyes Hall. The Student SocialCommittee, which is sponsoring theformal, is also sponsoring a series offour all-campus “C” dances, to beheld at Ida Noyes on September 23,September 30, October 14, and No¬vember 4.Other events scheduled early in thequarter at Ida Noyes are the Presi¬dent’s Reception, September 26, anda Fashion Show and Tea, for all wom¬en in the College, October 4. In addi¬tion, Ida Noyes will stage a series ofopen houses every Friday nightthroughout the quarter, from 7 to 9.Activities will include swimming,bowling, bridge, roller-skating, anddancing.Fraternity and club rushing will be¬gin approximately two weeks afterthe beginning of the quarter. All stu¬dents in the third year of the Col¬lege, or at higher levels, are eligibleto be rushed, pledged, and initiated.International House will be host toa weekly series of Sunday Soirees,held at 4:30 on Sunday afternoons,which are open to members and theirguests. There will probably be an eve¬ning of folk dancing every Tuesday,open to members and guests for asmall admisison fee.LecturesAlthough plans for University lec¬tures next quarter are still tentative,there will probably be a lecture byMark van Doren, entitled “Poetry andEducation,” under the auspices of theWilliam Vaughan Moody Foundation,a series of four or five Walgreen lec¬tures, to be delivered by Thurman Ar¬nold of the Department of Justice,and two series of ten lectures each onmusical and literary criticism, to bedelivered by Cecil Smith, Chairman of;the Department of Music, and Clar¬ence H. Faust, Professor of Englishand Dean of the College, respectively.AthleticsBartlett Gymnasium, just returnedto the University by the Navy, will beopen to all men students from 9 a.m.to 6 p.m. daily. Bartlett has facilitiesfor swimming, basketball, gymnastics,fencing, and wrestling. Women’s ath¬letics will be centered at Ida NoyesHall,MuseumsThe Chicago Natural History Mu¬seum is open every day, including Sat¬urday and Sunday, from 9 A.M. to 5P.M. The museum possesses exhibitsranking among the world’s finest inthe fields of zoology, anthropology,botany and geology, including habitatgroups of their surroundings as theywere as far back as 250,000 years ago.Also open to the public are MalvinaHoffman’s famous sculptures of theRaces of Mankind, and many otheroutstanding features.On campus there are three mu¬seums: the Walker Museum of Paleon¬tology, the Julian Rosenwald Hall,and the Oriental Institute. Walker isdevoted to extensive paleontologicalcollections, and is also used for teach¬ing and research activities by the De¬partment of Geology and Paleontol¬ogy. Rosenwald contains a museum ofmineralogy and physical and econom¬ic geology, as well as one of the mostextensive map collections in the coun¬try. The tower is used as an observ¬atory and station by the U.S. WeatherBureau and a seismograph in thebasement is operated by the Univer¬sity in cooperation with the U.S. De¬partment of Commerce.Oriental Institute contains exten¬sive original collections illustratingthe history and civilization of the An¬cient Near East. These exhibits in¬clude statuary, art objects, and arti¬facts.Dramatics-The Office of Dramatic Productionsis presenting the first act of “DearBrutus” on Activities Night, Septem¬ber twenty-second, at seven P.M. inMandel Hall for the incoming fresh¬men.ODP, under the direction of DavisEdwards, assisted by Frank Groverand Jere C. Mickel, is open to studentsinterested in any phase of production—lighting, stage sets, make-up, andcostuming, as well as acting. An¬nouncements concerning this quarter’sdramatic activities will be made at alater date. Students interested are re¬quested to contact the office in Swift400.Religious ActivitiesRockefeller Chapel will have its us¬ual series of religious services at 11o’clock on Sunday mornings. Sermonswill be delivered by Dean Charles W.Gilkey, and eight guest speakers, in¬cluding President Hutchins, who isscheduled to speak on October 22.There will also be the regular seriesof noon religious services held onTuesdays and Fridays at Joseph BondChapel, with guest speakers.Student religious groups on campusinclude the Calvert Club (Catholic),Chapel Union, Christian Science or¬ganization, Christian Youth League,Episcopal group, Hillel Foundation(Jewish), Inter-Church Student Coun¬cil, Methodist Students’ League, Rog¬er Williams Club (Baptist), and West¬minster Club (Presbyterian).“5810” House, at 5810 Woodlawn,will be opened at the beginning of theFall Quarter as the center for all re¬ligious activities on campus. All or¬ganizations which formerly occupiedoffices in the basement of RockefellerChapel will be transformed to “5810.”Mr. and Mrs. Painter will act as hostand hostess for the various groups.The only exceptions will be the Cal¬vert Club (Catholic), which will con¬tinue to maintain its house at 5735University, and the Hillc! Foundationwhich will open its new house at 5713Woodlawn in December.Political GroupsThere will be three active politicalgroups on campus, the AmericanYouth for Democracy, the Common¬wealth Club, and the Student Politi¬cal Action Committee. The SPAC andAYD are recruiting workers for pre¬cinct work in the November campaign.MoviesThe Documentary Film Group hasplanned a series of five documentaryand five fiction films, to be shown onalternate Tuesdays at 8 p.m. in SocialScience 122. Don ShieldsTraveling BazaarDea.T Freshmen: The Great WhiteSpirit (Dr. Gottesman), who edits thisrag, cracked his cat-o-nine tails ovdi*my trembling form some time ago andtold me I had to do a Bazaar on Uni¬versity traditions for the Freshmen'Week issue of the paper . . ..So,glance through your FreshmanHandbook (or “C” Book, or whateverthe hell they’re calling it this year)and Lo! on one of the less obscurepages you’ll find a neat list of “do’s”’- - " and “don’ts” headed “University Tra¬ditions” which is guaranteed to make you a social suc¬cess on campus as well as a beautifully behaved fresh¬man. ~Unfortunately, however, the list in the C Book is farfrom complete and must be expanded... Either censor¬ship or propriety has prevented the Editors of that handylittle volume from telling you, for instance, that it istraditional to gripe about the food in Hutchinson Com¬mons.. .Actually the swill served there isn’t bad at all,but no matter; tradition requires you to dislike it in¬tensely... The mores even go farther than that...Through the course of the centuries the Commons hasacquired several nicknames which the C Book didn’t dareprint...You will doubtless be considered a very sophis¬ticated freshman if you refer to the place as the “G.^&V.”(translated from the ancient Sanskrit meaning, “Gag &Vomit”) or as “the Heaving Post” . .. It’s really amazingthe way the Commons people put up with these insults.Then, too, we have a traditional social hierarchy oncampus...It is traditional for the top flight clubs (themighty Sigmas, Mcwtar Boards, Quads, and Esoterics)to look down on the so-called “little clubs”; for the lit¬tle clubs to look down on the G.D.I.s (independents); forthe independents to look down on the Socialists; and theSocialists to look down on the Labor Rights’ Society . . .And then to complete the damn foolishness, the LaborRights’ group looks down on the Big Four clubs whichstarts the whole thing again...Yes, it’s silly, but youget hardened to almost anything after you’ve spent ayear or two around here.Of course in every entering class we get one or twoindividualists who decide to upset the traditional fresh¬man attitudes and make a name for themselves, butquick...Now and then one of them gets away with it,but more often than not he just succeeds in making anass of himself—which makes the campus very happy) . . .Here’s a little tale that tells what happened to one such:Once upon a time there was a freshman lad of radi¬cal tendencies who entered the University of Chicago...He was a bold boy whose blackened soul would haveno truck with traditions. ..“Bah, Humbug!” he mutteredto himself, as he read the list of University Traditionsin his “C” Book (which, incidentally, he had stolen froma small professor who was trying to make an honestpenny by peddling them at exhorbitant prices to histerrified students... the money not being recorded inhis faculty-contract income return). “Bah, Humbergerl”he added (for variety’s sake) and threw his Bible intothe Botany Pond... Upon witnessing this sacrilege, theGargoyles on Hull Gate winked knowingly at one anoth¬er. “Ah ha!” they chortled, like a Greek chorus, “Wehave another Fate-tempter in our midst...In anotheryear he’ll be up here with us” . . . But, blissfully ignorantof impending doom, our freshman went determinedly onhis way, breaking tradition after tradition ... He trampedacross the Seal, spat on his professors, pinched numerousNu Pi’s on the fanny, and thumbed his nose with pompoussimplicity every time he saw Mr. Hutchins.. .The campuswas outraged, and his advisor kept sending hhn tender,pleading letters to get his complex straightened out overa cosy cup of faculty tea . . . But, no! . . . Our waywardchild was too far gone and he reveled in his tradition¬breaking success... But Fate was fast catching up to him... One dark and terrible night as he was sporting him¬self on the Senior Bench he was seized by a strange di¬sease ... A curious sensation, not unlike the creepingpalsy, overcame the unfortunate wretch, together with aghastly itching and burning on the part of him that hadtouched the* sacred bench... Terror struck at the blackheart...A macabre scream burst from his lips as hesped, in a mad frenzy, to the Botany Pond to cool him¬self... The Gargoyles, who had seen him coming, weredancing a fiendishly gleeful gavotte on Hull Gate whilea chorus of Nu Pi’s murmured secret ritual ... With agreat splash, our freshman disappeared from view! Andas the slimey waters lapped over his head, all becamequiet and the moon looked over Harper’s west tower.The next morning, to the surprise of Buildings andGrounds, a new Gargoyle was found on Hull Gate andcan still be seen there. It has a sad, contrite face; and,every time a full moon peeks.over Harper’s west tower,a tear can be seen glittering in the poor creature’s eyeand, if you listen carefully, you can hear a small voice,whisper mournfully, “Nevermore!”.. .D.S.0Pag* Four - THE CHICAGO MAROONTalk of the Townby Ellen BaumIf you want to, you can be a learnedsavant, a second Aristotle, or if youwant to, you can be a social butterfly.Don’t be misledo by the tomes ofHarper,the stacksof Classics—whydon’t you crawlout of that mustybook and shinelike the sociallight you probablyare?There are lots of places to shine oncampus; take the C dances, for exam¬ple. Every month the Student SocialCommittee, under the direction ofErnestine Rowe and Lois Boeger pro¬duced a C dance with a differenttheme—Shamrock Shamble, Sweet¬heart Swing, and, of course, the Hob¬by Horse Dance. A vast propagandacampaign accompanied the last dancenamed: 10 beauties from variousclubs and years of the College racedwooden hobby horses madly aroundthe Circle (this is also known as theheadquarters of the alumni); the win¬ner, Marillyn Fletcher, presided asqueen over the dance that week.As one of the features of the firstquarter’s dances, a date bureau wasrun by Betty Headland to introducelonely ASTP’s and meteorologists toequally lonely women. Until most ofthe army left, a land office businesswas run.C dances are held just about any¬where—in Ida Noyes Hall. Some¬times, you’ll find the Wally Hermesband beating forth in the gym; butusually it’s the little theater with suit¬able “intermissions” on the roof. Ro¬mantically inclined couples can beseen leaning over the railing, cooingsweetly to each other, “Well, shall Ipush you off first or do you want topush me, dear?”With such sweet nothings we arereminded of an occasional punishmentmeted out to gossip column writers.No, they’re not pushed off the roof;instead, they make frequent trips tothe Botany Pond—helped by escortswho support them tenderly.Climaxes of the social year areInter-Fraternity Ball and Inter-ClassBall both of which give the social or¬ganizations a good chance to scintil¬late. “Miss Fire” was the star of IFBall, a veritable BWOC—or should webe truthful and make that BMOC?Inter-Club Ball was THE success withhundreds of club women snaffling menfrom somewhere so they could showoff their latest strapless gowns.Ida Noyes Council provides recrea¬tion for the more serious minded withsymphonic teas, and a Christmas par¬ty for the less serious with reshow¬ings of movies such as the “ScarletPimpernel” and “Topper Takes aTrip.” At the latter, some studentswere inspired to drag one of B&G’sever-present little carts up on theIda steps. More darned ghosts!Campus habitues from a coupleyears or more back (viz: Nels Fuqua,the perpetual sophomore, who’s beenhere since 1927 when the C Shop open¬ed) are still weeping into their cokesover the untimely demise of the Cof¬fee Shop. From the time the C Shopopened at 9 in the morning until itclosed late at night, you could findstudents attending classes over a cokeand barbecued beef sandwich. A per¬petual round of bridge games wascarried on—a wandering dummywould often serve four games. Int.House’s TiflSn Room is nice, and theIda Noyes Coke and Snack Ba.rs arenice too, but . . . We’re hoping the CShop will be reopF‘ned soon (n.ostlybecause we want to see the ever-pres¬ent joker mixing marshmallow cokes until the harried staff runs out ofmarshmallow).Chapel Union adds an unusual touchto festivities—there are lots of bamdances for the ambitious and toughstudents who can twirl through anevening of strenuous square dancing;there’s the annual Hallowe’en partywith a trip up Rockefeller Towerwith a surprise lurking behind everyturn in the winding stairs (forewarn¬ed is forearmed, we always say, soremember that fresh fellow whopinches your ankles is none otherthan our beloved Dean Gilkey!)Between journalistic orgies on theso-called Hutchins-Senate controver¬sy, the Maroon offers lively divertisse¬ments. Just ask President Hutchinswho, it is rumored, possesses and usesa telescope for the sole purpose ofscanning ye editor’s office, but care¬fully. Occasionally, the Prexy’s officecalls up and remarks pontifically thatthis sort of thing has got to stop.Sports aren’t quite the least in thesocial calendar—there were fraternityfootball games as well as varioustournaments at Ida for women, bothclub and independents. Bowling,bridge, and basketball are the mostpopular; basketball is wound up by atraditional Quadrangler-Mortar Boardgame with the losers feting the win¬ners at U.T. Speaking of sports,there’s also a lot of badminton andice skating. Skaters hold forth on theMidway and under the stands wherethere’s hockey and figure skating. Al¬most any night you can see a BWOCcrashing into the iron girders from aneat spin (it’s neater when she getsunwrapped from the girder).Music too, raises its soothing headwith the two traditional sings—Inter-Club and Inter-Fraternity Sing. IFSing wasn’t quite what it used to bethis year, but it still ranks as one ofthe highlights of the year. Hundredsof alumni and service men on campuscombined to fill the air with collegiatesongs. Adjournment to U.T. (under¬graduate tearoom, of course) conclud¬ed the evening. Inter-Club Sing washeld as usual on the Ida Noyes green.Adjournment to U.T. did not concludethe sing.Lots of outings stud the year withthe Calvert Club and Chapel Unionoutings being featured. On the CUoutings, almost anything can happenand usually does (examples are break¬ing legs and breaking into cottages).Rushing is the occasion of big socialdoing with fraternities and clubspursuing desirable freshies. Teas,smokers, cruise parties, dinner par¬ties all contribute to the amusement(and weight) of the entering stu¬dents. Pledge parties follow in suit¬able time—one pledge group camethrough with an enormous smorgas¬bord. In addition to club parties,Kelly and Foster Hall threw somelulus. Duke House parties were rapid¬ly becomiing a campus social insti¬tution.The social event of the year, ofcourse, was the hanging of one MaudeLynn, a freshman. A beautiful blonde,clothed lavishly, made from the bestsheets, stuffed with old Maroons,Maude met her unhappy end danglingfrom a rope from the AnthropologyLibrary. Maude’s immortal suicidenote remains among the classics ofUniversity literature along with DonShield’s bizarre Bazaar and GeorgeHilton’s Communiques from the Mid¬way. She shall never be forgotten(just ask B&G who went out on alynching party with the Hyde Parkpolice immediately after the hang- Musical ProgramsFor Coming SeasonOffer VarietyHighspots of the musical seasonnext quarter will be the concerts ofthe Chamber and Composers Series.The first concert of the Chamber ser¬ies, to be held October 20, will featureNickolai Graudan, ’cellist, JohannaGraudan, pianist, and Robert Linde-mann, clarinetist; soloists and pro¬gram for the second concert, to beheld November 17, have not been an¬nounced. The autumn quarter con¬certs of the composers’ series includea program featuring the music ofARTUR SCHNABEL. .. soloist on April 2 chamber concertSchonberg, including the Midwest pre¬miere of his “Ode to Napoleon,” whichwill be given on December 8. Allconcerts in both series will be held inMandel Hall, starting at 8:30 p.m.Tickets may be purchased at the In¬formation Office in the Press Building.The Department of Music sponsorsdaily record concerts in Social Science122, from noon to 1 p.m., and Inter¬national House will also hold a seriesof record concerts.The activities of the UniversityChoir next quarter will include sing¬ing at Sunday morning services inRockefeller Chapel and a ChristmasPageant. Any student interested injoining the Choir should see MackEvans, Director, in his office in Lex¬ington Hall any afternoon next quar¬ter after 2:30. There are openings forall voices.The University Orchestra, under thedirection of Hans Lange, of the Chi¬cago Symphony Orchestra, is also re¬cruiting students for its next quarteractivities. Anyone interested shouldsee Arpad Elo in the orchestra officein Lexington Hall. Hours are 1 to 5p.m. daily.SMED SEDBy John Harmon“College students are those guyswho cut the hair off their heads andlet it grow on their chins.“It isn’t that the freshmen getyounger every year, but the up¬per classmen who postpone theircomprehensives get older.”ing).And so, dear entering freshmen, ifwe haven’t scared you away complete¬ly we’re going to do it now. Bewareof various campus characters such asWalter, the Ida Noyes guard; Mac;Fred Marriott (carrilloneur par excel¬lence); Mr. Birdwhistell; Bill Wam-baugh, terror of the Maroon office;and Luana (this last for men only)terror of the campus.If you think you can still stand it,why don’t you come over to the Ma¬roon office to work for us and hearALL about the social events-to-be andhash over everyone who was at them. Caroll AtwaterWhat PriceSanityAn annualround-up of fac¬ulty charactersusually appearsin one or anotherof these columns;this year thepleasure is allours:The Hutchins¬es, to begin with.Robert MaynardHutchins is a tall, good-looking man,who has often been likened to God butlooks much more like Bob Hope. Mr.Hutchins has many bright plots andplans, and often gets into trouble put¬ting them into effect, but sooner orlater they generally do get into ef¬fect. Mr. Hutchins is famous for hisaloofness from the student body, buthas been known to smile tolerantlyat students who carelessly stepped onhis foot. He appears at President’sreceptions and convocations everynow and then, at which he officiateswith an air of blase good humor. Hewas probably the first man to discoverthe inside track to Harper Library,where he has his offices.Maude Phelps Hutchins is a dark,pretty woman, who wears slacks andsun glasses and is one of the coun¬try’s better sculptors. She also designsthe notorious Hutchins Christmascards. Ordinarily she looks even morebored than her husband.Maynard Krueger is- our biggest lo¬cal politico since Paul Douglas enlist¬ed in the Marines. Mr. Krueger keepsa watchful eye on the Socialist par¬ty, the Socialist club, and (with Mr.Joseph Lohman) the Social Sciencesurvey. Mr. Krueger is a very im¬portant man indeed.Joseph Schwab of the BiSci-O.I.I.staffs is a startling man with a crew-cut, who scares the liver out of stu¬dents by asking them accusing ques¬tions in lectures. His following is stu¬pendous, his opposition colossal. Hehas a wife and two children.Cecil Smith is famous in music cir¬cles as critic and commentator; at theUniversity he is chairman of the De¬partment of Music and a member ofthe Humanities 3 staff. His classesget copious information on the pri¬vate lives of various members of theBallet Russe, the Metropolitan, andthe Chicago Symphony. Mr. Smith isa master of the destructive epithetand can curdle the soul of an over-fulsome student.Renzo Bianchi of the Soc. Depart¬ment is an unpredictable man. Hiswild black eyes sparkle with devil¬ment behind his respectable octagonalglasses. His tales of his days as anintellectual bricklayer brighten upthe dullest lesson in economics. Mr.Bianchi also paces floors, opens win¬dows, climbs chairs, gestures withLatin eloquence, goes off on long, col¬orful tangents on the history of theFrench Bourbons, conducts side con¬versations in the French language, andpauses in mid-sentence to stare at abeautiful blonde. His humor is bound¬less, his imagination vivid. WilliamSaroyan would be very jealous of Mr.Bianchi.Napier Wilt, Dean of Students inHumanities, is a witty, temperamen¬tal gentleman who knows a good dealabout American literature and diningin Chicago. He has a tendency to ter¬rify the wives of young instructors,which is probably good for their char¬acter. The ones who know him betterhave a terrible time keeping theirchildren from calling him “Uncle Na¬pier.” Walter Blair, a gay, cynical profes-sor in American literature, is proba¬bly the kind of professor most pro-fessors would like to be. He has writ-ten several popular books on Ameri¬can humor, a detective story that wasa Crime Club selection, and has beenappearing on the radio recently. He isfamous for his dry comments, such asthe one when his wife mentioned howdirty Mr. Z’s shirts always were, “YesI’ve often wondered who wears hisshirts when they’re clean.” He is oneof the original collectors on campus ofthe paintings of William Schwartz.We’ll wind up this column with abrief description of that wonder man,Durbin Rowland, the breeziest bache¬lor at the University, who has justsurprised everyone by becoming ahusband. Mr. Rowland gets a bangout of life. His French classes comeout with a liberal knowledge of howMr. Rowland spent his time in Franceas an ambulance-driver in WorldWar (I), what the King and MadamePompadour used to do on a dull win¬ter’s day, what Saki had to say onthis and that. In a year, a long, won¬derful year in Mj. Rowland’s class,we never once heard him tell the samestory or pull the same gag twice. Wewould rather be his press-agent thanMr. Roosevelt’s.Art Club OutlinesProgram OfferedTo New Studentsby Helen TarlowAre there any aesthetes in thehouse? Well, there’s a very definiteplace where they can go—Goodspeed101, where the Student Art Clubholds its weekly tea. The teas heldevery Friday night, are informalgatherings to which all interc/.tedpersons are welcome, and at whichall subjects, beginning with art, aregiven an airing. There is also an an¬nual Christmas party that lights upthe “tea season”. These club teasform the backbone of the organiza¬tion, but there is a great deal morein store for the prospective member.Here’s where the aesthetic part real¬ly comes in!The club sponsors a series of lec¬tures throughout the year, at whichauthoritative speakers dispense someof the tricks of the trade to theyoung and eager. Another interestingexperience for those concerned are thevisits to prominent exhibits and art¬ists. These constitute important con¬tacts within the realm of working artwhich are very valuable. As for thegroup, it features student art workexclusively and serves mainly to pro¬vide a milieu for those anxious toenter the field itself as well as forthose who can only stand by andwatch.As far as group creative work isconcerned, the sketching class heldevery Tuesday night, at 1507 GableCourt, provides opportunities for themembers to test their ability. Once ortwice a year at Goodspeed Hall, theresults of these and other venturesare shown in exhibition, one of whichis now in progress. It features paint¬ings by two members of the club andwill continue through September 30.Another showing is planned for nextquarter.Not so much for student participa¬tion, but more for student observation,is the Renaissance Society. The So¬ciety presents several exhibitions ofwell-known artists and collectionsduring the year, and provides more ofa connection with the “outside world”of art. A showing of painting andsculpture by American Negro artistsentitled “New Names in AmericanArt” is tentatively scheduled for ear¬ly October.-, v^': ■'Year's Athletic Plans MadeCompulsory For 1st Two YearsFIELDby Ed HofertReferred to by J. Kyle Anderson,Acting Director of Physical Educa¬tion, as a “kind of survey course insports,” the new general Physical Ed¬ucation Program for Men has a three¬fold objective: (1) familiarity withU.T.1131-1133 E. 55th St.Complete Selectionof Beers andOther BeveragesMIDway0524 •Blatz Beer HOUSEthe techniques of several differentcompetitive sports; (2) physical con¬ditioning; and (3) the training inthose attitudes taught by athletic com¬petition that may be carried on intothe social life of the students whenthey have taken their places in the — THE CHICAGO MAROONbusiness or professional life of theircommunities.Although the emphasis this yearwill not be on the preparation for‘varsity’ competition, it is anticipatedthat teams will represent the Uni¬versity against other Big Ten schoolson 'a non-conference-championship-play basis, if there should be enoughcandidates for the teams.The Student Athletic PromotionCommittee, in collaboration with theAthletic Department and the Office ofthe Dean of Students, will give squadmembers “C” pins, upon the recom¬mendation of the coaches, for earnestendeavor and good sportsmanship.Physical education continues to becompulsory for the first two years ofthe college only. Although the newprogram- is to be comprehensive inscope, and involve considerable stab¬ility of routine, in line with its newcourse-like character, all Universitymen will be free to elect the timesand days on which to participate inathletic activities of their own choos¬ing.While team-play of the basketballEverybody Else Is Doing It!Why not YOU?Keep up with the campus by readingThe Chicago MaroonBuy your subscription now at the Maroon officeRm. 16 — Lexington HallRates: I quarter3 quarters on campus$ .50$1.25 by mail$ .65$1.75 and baseball type 'will naturally begiven considerable emphasis, greaterstress will be laid on two-man com¬petitive sports such as tennis, squash,handball, boxing, and wrestling, aswell as on golf, fencing, and swim¬ming. In addition to these sports, thestaff > of the Athletic Departmentstands ready to offer instruction inany other sport for which there isenought student demand.Those individuals electing the form¬al course will be required to select anindoor and an outdoor sport in whichSERVINGBreakfast, Lunchand Dinner7:00 A.M. to 1:00 A.M.SPIC-N-SPAN1321 E. 57th ST. to acquire proficiency and at the endof the course will be judged on theirachievements in their chosen activities.The main criteria for evaluating pro¬gress will be the student’s own part¬icular mental and physical equipmentfor athletic competition.The University of ChicagoStudent HandbookFour Quarter DiaryNOW ON SALEFifty CentsLois Lewellyn—PublisherRuth Greenlee—Business ManagerCarroll Atwater—CirculationManagerTERESA DOUNDANCING SCHOOL1206 E. 63rd St. (N««r WoodUwn Av.)Private lessons $1.50—12 N-M P.M. dailyLady or Gentleman InstmctorsTelephone Hyde Perk 3080Attend The Chicago Stadium1800 West MadisonRally For Victory, Jobs,SecuritySunday - Sept. 24th - 7:30 P. 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