rThe Chicago MaroonVol. 3y No. 24 Z-149 Friday, March 31, 1944 Price Five CentsCOMMITTEE ACCEPTS 2-YEAR A. B.Committee On International RelationsRetracts From Stand, Forced By LastWeek's Article In The Chicago MaroonThe confusion regarding the Committee on International Re-lations and the two year A.B. was clarified early this week by ajoint statement from Dr. Robert Redfield, Dean of the Division ofSocial Sciences, and Professor Harley Farnsworth MacNair, Act¬ing Chairman of the Committee. It was specifically asserted thatthe Committee will definitely accept any holder of the University’stwo year Bachelor’s degree whose record is satisfactory and whootherwise meets the regular divisional and departmental require-Institute Adds OldChinese CollectionTo Oriental LibraryThe Far Eastern Library of theUniversity of Chicago has been in¬creased by 21,403 volumes, comingfrom the Newberry Library collectiongathered in the early 1900's by Dr.Bert hold Laufer, a renowned Orientalscholar of the Field Museum staff.Interpretation of Chinese culturenow and in times after the war willbe facilitated here by this acquisition,most of which is Chinese. Two workswere printed three centuries beforeGutenberg. One set of eight volumesof the works of Liu Tsung-yuan, T'angdynasty poet, is dated 1167.There are 143 Japanese manu¬scripts, 60 Manchurian, 310 Tibetan,and 72 Mongolian. **The Tibetan andMongol manuscripts are particularlyrare and important. In China the sameprocess went on between classicaltimes and modern times as in Europe—iuedieval monks patiently copyingtht^ scholarship of the past," saidJohn A. Wilson, Director of theOriental Institute, in which Far East¬ern library books are housed.Religious and philosophical litera¬ture, the classics, the THpitka, a workof over 1,000 volumes, histories, biog¬raphy, archaeology, philology, art,Chinese encyclopedias and dictionar¬ies, library catalogs, bibliographies,hetion Und poetry are all representedin the collection.Two Series Of WalgreenLectures Will Open SoonA double Walgreen Foundation lec¬ture series is scheduled for the SpringQuarter. Charles E. Merriam andMorton D. Hull will appear for seriesI» "Old and New in American Polit¬ical Theory,” on successive Mondaysfrom April 3 to May 8 in Social Sci¬ence Research.On the second series of ten Wal¬green lectures, commencing April 12,will be Archibald McLeish, Congres¬sional librarian; Paul Mowrer, Chi¬cago Daily News editor; John T.Frederick, Northwestern Universityprofessor and inspirer of CBS pro¬grams, "Of Men and Books”; andHarold Lasswell, chief of wartimecommunication study for the Libraryof Congress.Don’t MissSmedley MeetsAn Assistant Three Accept PositionsIn Motto Competition'sChamber of JusticiariesReturns on the motto contest judgesare not as yet completely in, but threeof the seven men approached havedefinitely accepted. These three areMortimer J. Adler, Professor of thePhilosophy of Law, Howard VincentO’Brien of the Chicago Daily Newsand Joseph J. Schwab, Assistant Pro¬fessor of Biological Sciences and ofEducation and University Examiner.Both of the Latin professors have,poetically enough, declined the invi¬tation to help the University select anew motto. Together with CharlesCollins of the Chicago Tribune, withwhom declining was “a matter ofprinciple,” they constitute three re¬fusals. Richard P. McKeon, Dean ofHumanities, is still considering.There is a possibility that the num¬ber of judges may be increased tofive men, but it is felt that a smallerboard would be more advisable, dueto the greater ease therein entailedof handling the enitries.Of entries there has indeed been noshortage. From those already in andfrom those expected before the con¬test deadline on May 15 the difficulty,we are assured, will be not in findingten good mottoes, but rather in choos¬ing no more than ten good mottoes.Those who desire to win one ofthe ten $25 prizes, or net the $500grand prize should address their en¬tries to The Contest Editor, The Chi¬cago Maroon, Box 0, Faculty Ex¬change.The failure of our foreign policiesand those of other countries, togetherwith the breakdown of foreign trade,which demands free exchange ofgoods, was evidenced by the interna¬tional money confusion before the war.On this the University of ChicagoRound Table speakers were agreedlast Sunday, March 25.Participating in the discussion of"Reconstructing World Money,” thirdin a series on “Economic StumblingBlocks between United States andBritain,” were Frank D. Graham,Professor of Economics at PrincetonUniversity, Howard Ellis, Professorof Economics at the University ofCalifornia, and Neil H. Jacoby, Pro¬fessor of Finance in the School ofBusiness and Secretary of the Uni¬versity of Chicago."We will have to cooperate withother countries,” declared Graham.“The reconstruction of world money Offer Free TuitionTo Twenty StudentsIn MeteorologyCarl S. Rossby, Director of the In¬stitute of Meteorology, announced yes¬terday that the United States WeatherBureau will grant twenty free-tuitionscholarships to eligible women anddraft-deferred men.The scholarships, granted to al¬leviate the acute shortage of profes¬sional weathermen, will be availablefor April 5, when the Institute, oneof five in the nation, opens its eighthnine-month course. College studentswho have had at least two years ofundergraduate work including dif¬ferential and integral calculus andone year of college physics and whoare citizens of the United States areeligible to apply for the scholarships.“Women,” states Mr. Rossby, “areurgently needed in the Weather Bu¬reau and other government agenciesand are especially encouraged to ap¬ply if they meet the qualifications.”A bachelor’s degree in the Divisionof Physical Sciences at the University,in addition to a certificate of profic¬iency in meteorology, will be awardedto students who successfully completethe course and have had two years ofprevious college work. Universitywomen finishing in the Pour Year Col¬lege are especially desirable.The Institute of Meteorology oncampus is the only such school inthe Middle West. Those women whohave gone through the school nowhave good jobs in the Weather Bureauor teaching.will have to be done on good faith asa cooperative effort.”According to Professor Jacoby,there are "certain objectives thatshould be kept in mind: 1) the pro¬motion of orderly exchange rates;2) the prohibition of bilateralism;3) the promotion of the free flow offoreign exchange; and 4) finally, theuse of a system free of exchange con¬trol and without government regula¬tion.”It was agreed that since the UnitedStates and Britain carry on 60 percent of the world’s trade, a combinedpolicy to maintain the exchange rateof the dollar and the pound wouldforce other countries to follow such astandard and thus bolster world mon¬ey stabilization.Professor Jacoby also desired thatwe encourage investment and employ¬ment here and in Great Britain bysteadying domestic price policies. Capt. Long, FormerStudent, AwardedThe Soldier’s MedalFor extreme heroism in the SouthPacific Area, Captain John P. Long,U.S.M.C., 'a University of Chicagoalumnus, has been awarded the Sol¬dier’s Medal. Captain Long, who wasgraduated in 1924, was an end onCoach Alonzo Stagg’s last Big Tenchampionship football team, and is amembei of DKE.The Soldier’s Medal, which is givenvery infrequently, is the highest non-combatant decoration of the UnitedStates. Captain Long received theaward for rescuing a drowning com¬rade from an extremely dangerouspart of the ocean. Reaching' thestruggling soldier after a prolongedbattle with the powerful undertow.Captain Long found that the two mencould not make the shore together.Thereupon he gave the man his life¬belt, and after a half hour struggle tostay afloat, was finally rescued by arubber boat manned by his own offic¬ers. All witnesses agree that he wouldhave been unable to save himself.Captain John P. Long"For extreme heroism . . .”Captain Long’s commanding officerhad this to say: "With no hesitationand against advice you were willingto lay down your life by entering thewater under conditions that wouldhave made many brave men turnaway and where one man was knownto have already just drowned. Youhave certainly exemplified the highestideals and traditions pi the MarineCorps, and wc salute you.” ments for graduate degrees. This wasthe first official statement that wasmade available to The Chicago Ma¬roon since the original situation wasrevealed by this reporter last week.As a result of the publication ofthe story, all sorts of conflicting ac¬counts, charges, denials, protestations,and what-not have been tossed aroundcampus, especially in the direction ofThe Chicago Maroon offices. However,there is still ample evidence to be¬lieve, that although the original con¬dition has been clarified and remediedto the satisfaction of the student bodyand The Chicago Maroon, a harmfulsituation did exist.The denials to our charges rest onthe single technicality that no officialaction had ever been taken by theCommittee on International Relationsregarding refusal to recognize thenew degree. As a member of the Com¬mittee remarked, "it was just a ques¬tion that had never come up before.”But he admitted that any action ofthis kind, whether official or unofficial,would be reasonable and possible sofar as he was aware of the aims andattitudes of the Committee.At any rate, the crux of the matteris not in the taking or not taking ofany formal stand or resolution by theCommittee on International Relations,but rather in the attempt to condemnby implication the two year A.B. Itis simply a case where the Committeewas unprepared to deal with studentswho possessed the two year instead ofthe four year degrees, and would havepreferred to discourage them ratherthan revise its academic policies.Though the entire matter has beenmagnified out of proportion as a re¬sult of regrettable misunderstanding,it was, prior to Dean Redfield’s andProfessor MacNair’s statements, acondition that deserved criticism anda demand for rectification. As far asThe Chicago Maroon is concerned, thesituation has now been remedied in asatisfactory fashion, and its purpose—the safeguarding of the interests ofthe students—has been achieved.One further piece of informationhas been received by The ChicagoMaroon: so far as is currently known,no major college or university has re¬fused to accept the College surveycourses for transfer credit as statedjin last week’s story.• iJRound Table Says World MoneySystem Major Stumbling Block■T?"'. - 4.'(i*5:tf-rA-^^v?'i'*B««iOpeH Ticket Sel^sAp^gonize Patrons;Szig^ti Memorable\ The manner in which the sale oftickets for the Metropolitan Opera’sChicago engagement has been handledhas been the source of several stu¬dents’ complaints to this writer—^ribttOjVjtuention the faculty. Mail orderswere solicited a month before ticketswere to go on sale at the box officejthese who responded discovered thatsale of tickets at the box office hastaken place simultaneously with theiilldng of mail orders, and the mailbjders haven’t been delivered yet.The Metropolitan is appearing underthe auspices of the local opera com¬pany and at its invitation: presuin-^ably it condones and approves suchti^atment of its would-be subscribers.-',It will discover, however, that suchV treatment will not be forgotten soon.V^and will be reflected when funds areHsought.r, Szigeti—the Violinist’s Violinist^ On Thursday-week Joseph Szigeti,i^he violinists’ violinist, gave Chicago aidemonstration of patrician playing^thout vulgar display. Using his ownedition of the Tartini Concerto in DMinor, and the Prokofieif Concerto inP Major, Op. 19, he played cleanly. i|j^d meticulously without losing calm'dignity. The Tartini Concerto is a\ri|ther slight 18th century work,;^liatg^ly passages for soloist display,;|^thout outstanding or at least easilyRemembered themes., The Prokofleff Concerto, although awork of more substance, might better5;i*be captioned Symphony for Violin andOrchestra, since it possesses none ofthe outstanding solo passages which' so characterize the composer’s Second■ Concerto, or which are generally..^ though of in connection with the con-■/‘/lirventionul concerto. Instead, the violinweaves graceful passages over an or-'^^ . 'Chestral accompaniment of similar'/ ^Character, without any great grada-r>tions of volume.The orchestral part of the programopened with the Symphony No. 4, D..Major, by Johann Christian Bach: « '' wmohn Harmon .JHE CHICAGO MAROON,^ Scarlet Pim[^rnel|^;fe(js"^|On Ida Noyes Spring tdlendar(The Adventures of Smedley arepurely a product of the writer's imag¬ination and do not necessarily reflectthe editoinal policy of the ChicagoMaroon nor refer to actual persons.)George was tired. Even a mountaingoat would be tired after climbing allthose stairs and, after all, he wasn’t amountain goat.“Nice going, George,” said Smedleyas he stroked the goat’s whiskers.“Well, let’s go again.” He reined theanimal down the hall and then stop¬ped him in front of an office door.Peaching his chubby flst as high aspossible, he knocked against the thickglass.“Come in,” said a muffled voicefrom within.Smedley reached up and opened thedoor. Still astride the goat, he wentin.“Hello, you two,” said the man ly¬ing on the floor.“Oh, Pm afraid we’re in the wrongplace,” said Smedley as he noticed theslabs of marble scattered about theroom. “I was looking for an assistantprofessor of English, not a sculptor.”“And I am he. An assistant, assist¬ant, assistant ... I am above the non-assistants and will be known as anassistant despite the evangelical en¬thusiasm of those God-bitten Level¬lers. I am an assistant, assistant . . .”“I’ll keep that in mind,” said Smed¬ley as he wrote it in his little book.“You are an assistant.” When the as¬sistant wiped the froth from hismouth, Smedley thought it safe toask him a question. “What’s thatmarble for?” he asked.“That,” said the assistant, loweringhis voice, “is a collection of the worksof Elijah Gruggins, the foremost andleast known bathroom poet of the Vic¬torian Era.”'‘My,” said Smedley.“He was born of a Protestant fam¬ily and spent his childhood locked inSmedley and GeorgeSmedhy Meets An Assistantthe bathroom while his parents work^ “You’ll be rich then, said Smedley.ed at a cotton mill. When they had “Almost rich enough to start myfinished work, they would often spend own university.”the night at the corner saloon while “My,” said Smedley as he turnedthis work, which has not been heardoften, possesses a charming verve’-which would warrant its more fre-‘'».;quent performance. The Haydn Sym-' r. phony in B Flat (B&H 8) was of thef-);.;sjame order as the sparkling Mozart1 ' to which Lange treated his audiencei\V^t(4uring the Mozart festival: the finalwas a charming rondo whichcarried the audience away.WA: Novelty of the evening was the Chi¬ cago premiere of Three Shadows, Op.41, by the Americanized Russian, La-zare Saminsky. Inspired by poems ofSanborn, Robinson, and Sandburg,the three movements possess a certainprimitiveness—as characterized bythe opening passages for percussion,piano, and 32 foot organ pedals—overladen with a decadent sophistica¬tion in the sections for full orchestra.This is a work which Chicago musthear again.—W. W.. mf't% Motto Contest RulesMottoes submitted may be an original or a selected quotation which is notcopyrighted or generally used by any other person or organization. Ifa quotation is submittad the source of the quotation should be given.There ie no limit to the number of entries an individual may submit. Allentries, siatemeuts, and ideas therein expressed, become the propertyof THE CHICAGO MAROON. No entries will be returned.3. Each entry must be accomPS'i^icd by a brief statement of not more thanfifty (501 words giving the reason or reasons why the contestant believesthe motto submitted is appropriate, which statement will be consideredin making the award.4. Students, faculty, alumni, and the general public alike are eligible tocompete for the prize awards.5. The judges’ deotsion will be final.6. 'rht^ contest is being conducted by THE CHICAGO MAROON and notby The University of Chicago, and the University is in no wise obligatedto adopt any motto selected by the judges but may accept or reject inwhole or in part any motto submitted.7. Print your name and address on all entries and mail to the ContestEditor, THE CHICAGO MAROON, University of Chicago, Chicago,Illinois. Entries must be postmarked not later than midnight. May 15.1944. Winners will be announced before the end of the spring quarter. the boy remained at home, locked inthe bathroom. It was here that hebegan to write.”Smedley was taking this downfuriously in his little notebook. “Someof the writings have gone down thedrain of time, but fortunately, I havebeen able to purchase this marble andthus have saved most of his work forposterity. His best works were com¬posed during the three weeks whichfollowed the vernal equinox which oc¬curred at 11:59 on the morning ofMarch 21, 1879, at which time he fellvictim of an amoeba. It was duringthis period that he invented that little-used form, the bathroom pastoral, inwhich he calls upon the plumbers toplay on their pipes and the water tosing deep-throated as it chugs downthe drain. Listen :*Now I stand up and pull the plugAnd see the rim of dirt and flugAs water spirals down the drain—Sometime, I'll take a bath again.*—March 21, 1879, 9 P.M.Wonderful, isn’t it?”Smedley allowed that it was at leastamazing but questioned the value ofthe information. ^“Why, I’m going to put it in a book,‘The Collected Works of Elijah Grug¬gins'“It won’t sell,” said Smedley. “Hismother might buy a copy but I betshe’s dead now. Nobody else’ll wantone.”“Listen here, my boy,” returned theassistant, “The fact that I am a mem¬ber of the University will sell thebook. It sold five thousand copies ofmy ‘Use of the Comma in the Diaryof Samuel Pepys’.”Dr. Hu-Shih SpeaksOn Chinese TopicsDr. Hu-Shih, former Chinese Am¬bassador to the United States andone-time student at the University,will address the Friends of the Li¬brary * Club at 8 p.m. this evening.“Sun Yat Sen: His Life and Ideas”will be the subject of his speech andthe place will be the James HenryBreasted Hall of the Oriental Insti¬tute. Contrary to other reports, thepublic is invited.The purpose of this meeting is tocelebrate the acquisition by our li¬braries of the East Asiatic collectionfrom the Newberry Library. The col¬lection will be on display in the Orien¬tal Institute before and after the lec¬ture by Dr. Hu-Shih. George toward the door.“Where are you going?” asked theassistant.“Home. I want to stop mother fromscrubbing off what some of daddy’spoker-playing friends wrote on ourbathroom wall the other night,” saidSmedley.(Next week; Smedley Visits a Pro¬gressive School and Meets DeweySnodgrass.) Leslie Howard ariji Merle Oberonare th| stars in “Thi Scarlet Pimper-nel” which will be &e main feature ofthe Ida Noyes Council movie party onSaturday, April 15, at 7:30 in theLittle Theater. The Coke Bar will beopen afterwards to serve refreshmentsto the movie-goers. Tickets are $.26and may be obtain^ Rrom any Coun-cil member, or in; ^e office of IdaNoyes. The purpose of the party is toprovide funds for Bundles for Amer¬ica.The Council also announces a seriesof informal symphonic teas to be giv¬en on Tuesday afternoons from 3:30to 5:00, April 4 and 8, May 2 and 16.TERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL1208 E. 63rd Sf. (Near Woodlawn Av.)Life Member of fhe ChicagoAssociation of Dancing MastersSOc^BEGINNERS CLASSES—50cSun., Mon., Tues., Wed., Thurs.,and Sat. Evenings at 8:30Private lessons $1.50—12 N-l I P.M. dallyLady or Gentleman InstructorsTelephone Hyde Park 3080 WHATTHEY'REREADINGTHE HEART OF JADE - Salvador de MadariagaPowerful, exciting and richly peopled, historical novel aboutSpain and Mexico in the 16th century .-$3.04THE SIGN POST - E. Arnot RobertsonIreland is the background of this tender and moving love story $2.54BEDFORD VILLAGE - Hervey AllenSequel to "The Forest and the Fort" and second of e greatseries by Hervey Allen $2.50PRIVATE BREGER'S WAR - Lt. Dave BregerThe Army life of Pvt. Breger in cartoons will give you a bad caseof laughs and giggles $2.04DANGLING MAN - Saul BellowThe frustration and bewilderment of a man "dangling" betweencivilian and military life $2.54PLOWMAN'S FOLLY - Edward H. FaulknerA new slant on agriculture life that has caused a great deal ofcommotion and discussion $2.03WHAT BECAME OF ANNA BOLTON? - Louis BromfieldRead this and find the answer to the question all fashionableEurope was asking $2.54WAIT FOR MRS. WILLARD - Dorothy LangleyMeet Mrs. Willard, a person of impish humour with a gentlesense of adventure : $2.t)3THE RAINBOW - Wanda WasiliwskaA grim and terrifying novel of the Russia of today. The 1943Stalin Prize Winner ...$2.54AMEN, AMEN - S. A. Constantino, Jr.Religion, sex and money discussed with the engaging candor ofa young Navy flyer $2.03TEN ESCAPE FROM TOjO - M. H. McCoy & S. M. MelnikA tale of misery, terror and heartbreak, told so America willnot forget.STRANGE FRUIT - Lillian SmithA story of the South told in a different way. One which you willnot forget easily $2.79THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOK STORE5802 Ellis Avenue^'3 It r.tcatioow^otodttcet'•'•“TJIJett S?»^«tv.dfo«**-„ help*. Design®Abet a®»°. uiatty Pl„taBO^*DELCOURTNEYANP NIS ORCHIMIAPIATUtlMOMARY JANE DODO"D«A-SvW 0«b«rtoi'H 0»JACKMIITON lARlRANDAUVocoliali.LEOPOLDIHElfNMOESLEINTOY SISTERSCMn*MNevAity Pon«f CHARLES lAUGHTON‘(^//r ^Onvu/e Ti/c ofIKiNllV vm withMERLElOBERONI aouat 'DONATOn W» WMMIng nialiti ht to WiDOUGLAS FAIRBANKS,jr.G* tht Mod Czor Foul inCHTHeRineTHE CBEJIT«<AdiLIZABETH BERGNER^ iMlId • * • GGd. G QyG«9 |(dlOSA.lAYBW wwt l*A^Zoology Club Probes MatingBehavior Of Sage Grouseprofessor John W. Scott of the De¬partment of Zoology, University ofAlabama, gave a lecture (with motionpictures) on “The Mating Behavior ofthe Sage Grouse” yesterday afternoonin the Zoology building. Due to theidiosjmcrasies of an editor who setsa deadline at 4:00 p.m. for a storyabout a lecture beginning at 4:30 thesame day, I don’t know a thing aboutthe outward appearance of the sage^ouse, much less the details of itssex life. After a frantic but fruitlesstelephone call to the Zoology buildingand a hurried thumbing through vol¬umes S and G of the EncyclopediaAmericana, an unused copy of Audu¬bon, and the works of Havelock Ellis,this is the result.Tile grouse is a gallinaceous birdof the family Tetraonidae, differingy.W.C.A. Installs OfficersIn Ceremony At ChapelY.W.C.A. installation of officers,junior and senior cabinets, and advis¬ory board, took place last Wednesday,March 29, at 6 o’clock, in Rockefeller]\Iemorial Chapel. Ex-president AnneHutchinson installed the new presi¬dent Janet Davison; Mary Alice Reed,Joan Harvey, and Betty .Tane Carlsontook oath as, respectively, the newvice-president, secretary, and treas¬urer.The senior cabinet, consisting of thelunds of the various Y.W.C.A. com¬mittees, and the junior board, ormembership committee, were installedby the new president. from the turkey, pheasant and quailin the respect that its legs are partlyor completely covered with feathers.This is an outstanding example of theextreme modesty of the bird, speciesof which have been found in warmerclimates jcomplete with zippers onthe leg feathers, (Saudi-Arabian SageGrouse or “Legging-bird”).In regard to the lecture the matingbehavior of the sage grouse (withmotion pictures), I am frankly upset.I know and love the sage grouse asa bird, and know perfectly well thatif one of the little things knew thata professor with a camera was prob¬ing into the more delicate routines ofits existence, its sense of proprietywould be deeply offended. Put yourselfin the poor bird’s place! Imagine acurious sage grouse, complete Tvithkodak, haunting your bedroom in thewee hours of the morning. In myopinion the grice, or greese or what¬ever they are, should revolt! As myroom-mate says, whose great-greatgrandather had grouse blood in him,“Birds of a feather stick together.”Let’s let the sage grouse alone.Calvert Club AnnouncesProgram For Holy WeekPalm Sunday, the beginning ofHoly Week, will be marked by thedistribution of palms during the 11o’clock Mass at the Calvert Club chap¬el. Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday,Father Connerton will conduct theregular Holy Week services at 7:00and 7:46 each morning. There will bespecial services at 7:46 a.m. on Thurs¬day. The Adoration of the Cross andthe Mass of the Presanctified will takeplace on Good Friday at 7:00 a.m.,followed by the Stations of the Crossat 3:00 p.m. The Blessings of the NewFire and Paschal Candle, recitation ofprophecies, Litany of the Saints, andMass will be held on Holy Saturdayat 7:00 a.m. Masses will be held at10 and 11 a.m. on Easter Sunday. THE CHICAeO MAROONPhi Beta Kappa AwardsGiven To Five Students;Sigma Xi Accepts EightElected to receive the Phi BetaKappa award for the winter quarterwere Holt Ashley and Joos JohannesHermanns Jansen-Manenschijn of theMeteorology Department of the Divi¬sion of Physical Sciences; GilbertWarren Nutter and Anita Silversteinof the Economics and Political ScienceDepratments of the Division of SocialSciences; and Phyllis Ruth Twery ofthe School of Social Service Admin¬istration.The candidates will be initiated inJune. The following members wereelected to Sigma Xi on nomination ofthe departments of science for re¬search work: Charles Frank Fuchs,Lillian Burwell Lewis, Rachel Eliza¬beth Reese, Bernard Joseph Siegel,Katherine Spencer, Merle Eleanor Tu-berg, Mario Wagner Vieira da Cunhaand Robert William Wissler.Memorial Services HeldFor Pioneer AstronomerMemorial services for Kurt Laves,Associate Professor Emeritus of As¬tronomy at the University of Chicagoand astronomy’s first “starred man ofscience,” who died March 26, wereheld at 4:30 p.m. Tuesday (March 28)in the Thorndike-Hilton Chapel on theMidway.Coming to the University of Chica¬go in 1893, Dr. Laves pioneered in thefield of astronomy on the campus for39 years before his retirement in1932. Born in Germany in 1866, he re¬ceived his Master of Arts and Doctorof Philosophy from the University ofBerlin in 1891. He was a member ofAstronomische Gesellschaft, Astron¬omy and Astrophysics Society ofAmerica, American Mathematical As¬sociation, and a fellow of the Amer¬ican Association for the Advancementof Science.The ashes of Dr. Laves have beenburied at his country home near Coop-ersville, Michigan.MIDWAY THEATRE — Cottage Grove and 63rd — Opens 1:30For One Week Starting April 8, 1944WhataKInglWhatoMaii!CLASSIFIEDHoom, bath for girl in exchange for stayingwith children some evenings. Hyde Park 8370.Single, double rooms for rent; close to cam¬pus. Meals served every day but Sunday. 6749Woodlawn. Hyde Park 5670. ' ' ' - ' Pgqg IVmO.D.P. Announces Casts For “HeddaGabier” And “Green Grow the Lilacs”Maynard Wishner, last seen asDanny in Night Must Fall, will takeloading part of Curly MacLain inGreen Grow the Lilacs. The ingenuelead of Laurey will be done by Cyn¬thia Sibley, who was the sophisticatedJulia in Claudia. Both roles are rad¬ically different from the last charac¬terizations by the stars. The jovialAunt Eller wil be portrayed by Mrs.Bourrie-Davis, who gave an outstand¬ing performance as Alice Dearth inDear Brutus. Alfred Edyvean will doJeetei and Barbara Vandeventer willbe the comically dense Ado Annie. Mary Diamond, who portrayed theneurotic Mrs. Bramson in Night MustFall, will take the title role in HeddaGabier. John Dickerson, Claudia's hus¬band David, will do Hedda Gabler'shusband Tesman. Judge Brack, thevillain of the piece, will be taken byPhilip Oxman, the philandering Pup-die of Dear Brutus. Bill Roberts, Jer¬ry Seymoure in Claudia, will have therole of Eilert Lovborg, and MadgeWeiner, who directed The YoungIdea, will be Mrs. Elvsted. MiladaProchaska will do Aunt Juliana, andJean Cooke, Bertha.BELL TELEPHONE SYSTEMWar cedis keep Long Distance lines busy4 4 • That's why your call may be delayed^H« stort*d original block-party. . and did ho havo fun! ThrooKatot, two Annof and a Jano.Tho blggoLt picture »lnco Adaminvontod lovo . . . «nd HenryInvented divorce!^•9* fooi- THE CHICAGO MAROONOfficial student publication of the University of Chicago, publ ished every Friday during the academic quarters. Published at Lex¬ington Hall, University of Chicago, Chicago, Illinois. Telephone DOR cheater 7279 or MIDway 0800, Ext. 851.EDITOR: Frederick 1. Gottesman BUSINESS MANAGER: Alan J. StraussMANAGING EDITOR: Janice BrogueEditorial Associates: Bill Roberts, Bill Erlandson, William Wambaugh Business Associate: Fred SulcerEditorial Assistants: Carroll Atwater, Barbara Barke, Ellen Baum, Florence Baumruk, Bamby Golden, John Harmon, Dorothy Iker,Harry Kroll, Louis Levit, Nancy Lieberman, Idell Lowenstein, Lorraine McFadden, Dania Merrill, Muriel Newman, Helen Paneretos,Tom Salmon, Don Shields, Cynthia Sibley, Nancy Smith.Business Assistants i Floyd Landis. Ellen Myrberg, Lois Silvertrust Janice BrogueOutlookEdiiorialsUnity Is ParamountThe story on the Committee on InternationalRelations in last week’s Chicago Maroon createda great furor and evoked a storm of accusations,denials, and contradictions. That particular sit¬uation is of small consequence. But what is ofgreater importance is what that reaction reveal¬ed.In a larger sense, the most important resultof the controversy is the exhibition of the amaz¬ing lack of unity among the various faculty fac¬tions and the administration. This disunity hasreached serious proportions and is definitelyworking at all sorts of cross purposes: there areindividuals who profess to be pro-administrationbecause of its liberal and progressive purposes;we can discern others who claim to be conserva¬tive and downright reactionary and thereforepro-administration because of the scholasticphilosophy of some members of the administra¬tion ; and in like manner, we find liberals and re¬actionaries stoutly asserting their complete op¬position to the administration and everj^thing itstands for.When intelligent, educated adults in an aca¬demic community can be anti-administrationmerely because whatever is proposed or whateverexists stems from the administration, when oth¬ers in that same comunity can be pro-admini¬stration on every issue and action simply be¬cause it is administration sponsored, surely acondition exists that is both ridiculous and harm¬ful to the University. These people demonstratea marked lack of objectivity (that same objec¬tivity which education is supposed to engender),and their willingness to allow personality differ¬ences and difficulties to interfere with the prop¬er functioning of the academic machinery ofthis University bespeaks of an emotionalism thathas no place on the Quadrangles. These peopleare blinded to reality.Vigorous discussion, controversy and oppo¬sition to current issues is healthy and democrat¬ic. A defene of one’s principles is honest and in¬telligent. But the attitudes of the varying con¬flicting interests on campus cannot be describedin the same manner. Nor can these same inter-factional disputes be characterized as the actionsof a “loyal opposition.” Instead they seem to re¬semble more closely the antics of the Republi¬cans in our dearly beloved Congress. This sortof “sniping” does nobody any good.It must be remembered by all those who havetaken sides in the various controversies whichhave occurred on campus in recent months thatthe University still has much to do before itcan justify its continued existence in the post¬war world to come. All sorts of major changesand readjustments will be demanded by the peo¬ple; all eyes are turned to the future. The uni¬versities of the country must do likewise. Thepast is dead and its corpse is rapidly being con¬sumed in the flaming hell of war. Let all thosewho so eagerly engage in internecine conflict be¬come aware of this, and turn their energies, in-stad, to plans for a new building of our world.The University can and must be a valuableinstrument to this end. The University of Chi¬cago has already proven what can be achievedby those who dare (and even its severest criticswill not gainsay its accomplishments), but itwill achieve nothing in the future for the futureif a greater degree of harmony and unity cannotbe reached. The situation has long since passedthe stage where the faculty-administration in¬compatibility can be confined within the ivy-cov¬ered walls of the University. There are too manyinterested outsiders who have too great a stakein the outcome for us to allow this condition tocontinue any longer.The interests of the students who have en¬tered, are entering, and will enter the Univer¬sity, all on good faith, must be protected. Thoseof us who want to see the University rise togreater heights, achieve greater glories, and oc¬cupy a place of greater importance in the futurealso have a stake which must be protected. Sotoo, those who still maintain their belief in ourcountry and our way of life look to the Univer¬sity to provide them with the necessary equip¬ment to replenish Democracy. They must all beconsidered.It is high time that these people who haveso earnestly partaken of these group conflictsawaken to the realization of what lies beforethem. There will be controversies and arguableissues galore in planning and creating for thefuture. There wull be principles to defend andprinciples to challenge in surfeit. Let them allremember that the justification for their exist¬ence, in the past, lies only in their accomplish¬ments for the future. Almost trite is the statement thata University community is a small-scale repica of the big city. In manyways the features of the big cityhave their counterpart in a smallway on campus. We have a govern¬ment, we have our park keepers inthe form of Buildings and Groundsemployees, we have our high societyand our poor people struggling alongand our lazy good-for-nothings, al¬though these last are not for long.We have our libraries and our culturalinstitutions, our eateries and barber¬shops, our lodgings and our appointedplaces for work and play. We haveour political issues and the newspaperto publish them in—and we have ourcrime and the police force to keepit at a minimum.Although it is not one of the mostconspicuous elements on campus, theUniversity Squad makes itself famil¬iar to students wlio are at the sametime fortunate enough to drive a carand careless enough to violate parkingrules around the campus. The Squadis a subdivision of the all-embracingBuildings and Grounds Department.Two summers ago, in 1942, theUniversity had several robberies, giv¬ing the Squad considerable worries,and making it necessary for nightwatchmen in the buildings to carryguns. Ordinarily, however, such ex¬treme measures are not called for.In itself, the Squad does not havepowers equal to those of the citypolice force. Its powers are solelythose of the individual citizen, includ¬ing the power to arrest those dis¬covered trespassing, housebreaking,burglarizing, behaving like delin¬quents, parking by fire plugs, or oth¬erwise breaking the law. Serious of¬fenders are turned over to be keptin the Hyde Park Police Station andentered in the city police records.However, there are indications thatcooperation from the city police comesby a circuitous route around obstaclessuch as the Policemen’s Benefit Fund.The Squad is doing a good job inits sphere; let Chicago police takea lesson. LettersTo the Editor:I subscribed recently to The ChicagoMaroon successor to the Daily Maroonwhich, after subscription over theyears, sent me an occasional copy un¬der a wrong address just as you nowdo. At any rate, I get the weekly copywhich does not measure up to the ad¬vertising of its contents when I re¬cently subscribed. I have been a facul¬ty member for some 38-40 years, olderthan any of you of the staff. I did ap¬preciate your editorial on “Let Mr.Hutchins speak” in your last issue.We, meaning I, do not want any fas¬cism which is the order of the day andI am glad that your editorial broughtup the question of this probability.Arno B. LuckhardtP.S. The motto of the U. as nowstands is O.K. with me and can beambiguously upheld. I have thousandsof medical students and most of mystaff think the new B.A. order a re¬trograde step.To the Editor:The following quotation fromShakespeare is suggested as the newmotto of the University of Chicago,though I hope its appropriateness willend with the Hutchins-Adler regime:I am Sir Oracle, and when I opemy lipsLet no dog bark.The first five words may be omittedin the interest of brevity. 'Sincerely,M. Bronfenbrenner (Ph.D. ’39),Ensign, U.S.N.R.To the Editor:At last we students are getting ourdividends for our support of TheChicago Maroon during its bleaktimes. We have adequate coverage inall phases of student and faculty ac¬tivities. John Harmon’s “Smedley”story, Fred Gottesman’s column. BillRobert’s cartoons represent new highsin campus features.However, what became of Bill Er-landson’s “Jazz Cocktails”? The col¬umn was solid—readable and informa¬tive. Even if you don’t run his stuffas a regular column, how about anoccasional jazz feature from him?C. Levine.This Week On CampusMarch 31, Friday—War Stamp Committee Meeting, 3:30p.m., Ida Noyes third fioor. Room C.“Friends of the Library” present Dr.Hu-Shih .speaking on “Sun Yat-Sen: HisLife and Ideas,” 8 p.m.. Oriental Insti¬tute, Breasted Hall.Henri Simon Bloch of the Departmentof Economics will speak on “Problemsof Infiation,” sponsored by Pi LambdaTheta and Phi Delta Kappa, 7:30 p.m.in the Graduate Education CommonsRooms.April 1, Saturday—Chinese Student party, 7:00-12:00 p.m.,Ida Noyes East Lounge.April 2, Sunday—University Chapel Service, 11:00 a.m.,Dean Charles W. Gilkey.University of Chicago Round Table, WMAQ and NBC, 12:30-1 p.m., “Russian-Polish Dispute.” Participants: Sidney B.Fay of the Department of History at Harvard University; William HenryChamberlin, noted author; and LouisGottschalk, Professor of Modem His¬tory at the University of Chicago.Soiree, 4:00 p.m. in International HouseHome Room. Cecil M. Smith, ExecutiveSecretary of the Department of Music,will speak on “Present Trends in Music.”April 3, MondayRenaissance Society Exhibition, oilpaintings, water colors, and wood cutsby Emil Armin. Monday through Friday,9:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m. Saturday 9-12, Good-speed 108.Walgreen Foundation Lecture: “TheOld and the New in the American Billsof Rights,” by Charles E. Merriam, Prof.Emeritus of Political Science, 3:00 p.m.,Soc. 122.Methodist Student League Worship Ser¬vice, 6; 15 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, Wed¬nesday, Friday, Thomdike-Hilton Chap¬el. April 4, Tuesday—Noon Worship Service, Joseph BondChapel, Donald E. Smith, Graduate Stu¬dent Divinity School.Documentary Films. “Psychiatry in Ac¬tion” and “The Nervous System,” pro¬duced in Pavlov’s laboratories, 7 p.m.and 8:30 p.m.. Social Sciences 122.April 5, Wednesday—Zoological Club meeting, 4:30 p.m. inZoology 14. “The Reactivity of the Pros¬tate Gland of the Female Rat in rela¬tion to Age,” by Miss Dorothy Price ofthe Department of Zoology, Universityof Chicago.Tenebrae Service, Rockefeller MemorialChapel, with the University Choir andAcolytes from the Church of the Re¬deemer, 7:30 p.m.April 6, Thursday—Communion ritual. Rockefeller Chapel,5:15 p.m.f*9*THE CHICAGO MAROONFeature PageDon ShieldsTraveling BazaarBazaar has been getting fascinating notes lately fromall sorts of places.. .The most interesting comes from awould-be pundit who signs itself Winter Walchell...the initial note reads thus:“Dear Don:It has been rumored that Pat Dillon, the dashingSigma Chi pledge, has received a Leap Year proposi-tion(!) from an Army Nurse, recently commissioned aFirst Lieutenant, who wished to take him on for betteror ^v^rse.Winter Walchell.”Well, keep em coming Winter, it’s fun...The end-of-the-quarter party whirl got off to a prom¬ising start last week-end... at an exclusive little teaat Carroll Atwater’s most of the Maroon staff said good-by to sister Doris, who is leaving to become a lady Ma¬rine... And every other Sunday or so the campus pil¬grims flock to the Slaughter-House shrine to worshipDwight Fiske, Ludbetter, and other sophisticated weirdsnot to mention Bacchus...Last Sunday Sig Grande andScotty McLeod, chief butchers of the Slaughter-House,received the delegation of great and near-great and en¬tertained them royally.. .Maggy Magerstadt also hadher usual bits of whimsy to contribute along with a fewbottles of beer.The Betas too did their bit of entertaining Saturdaynight and in lieu of their house used Woodlawn House,the ex-C.T.U. dormitory... It developed into all sorts ofsurprises which included several big campus names ofyesterday, Lt. (jg) Franz Warner, Ann Marie Gayer,“Potsie” Miller, and several bottles of Champagne...Paul Russell, as the sole remaining Deke in the currentscene, squired Jerry Boveberg.. .The party was wellchaperoned by Mr. and Mrs. Dan Barnes who just “hap¬pened” to have a picture of young son Bruce with them... Bruce, now seven months old, his momma says, raisedhis right eye-brow at the somewhat impossible age offive hours.Have you heard the tawdry tale of the camp-followingquartette ?... It seems that last Sunday some of ournewest and more famous campus queens took a tour upGlenview way (one of them with a date) and had no endof fun...of course they all returned with dates...thatwas the object. Next quarter really promises to be some¬thing if the calibre of the transfers is any criterion...One of the cleverest looking women that has hit theschool in a long time breezed in from the University ofWisconsin and her name is Jeanne Davidson.. .watchher set the joint on lire...And another soon-to-be fa¬mous name comes to us by way of Dartmouth... oneGeorge Hilton who is cooling his heels here until thewar’s over and he can go buck to the hill country ofNew Hampshire.. .His “corny” humor will be a refresh¬ing relief, says the Sanity Girl... Several other peoplehave returned to brighten the collective sets they fre¬quent.. .Bobbie James back from Radcliffe... Lois Le-tvellyn back from seeing Steve, and Pat Zermuhlen dittohusband John...All of which means a happy time fori lot of us this quarter.A pamphlet knocking around in the College Libraryately has one of the most provocative titles I’ve everseen.. .It’s that little number called “How To Make Goodin College” which should make very interesting and profi¬table reading as soon as you graduate... Steve Atwaterturned upon furlough last week in time to hear Bertrandilussell.. .and speaking of Lord Russell, wonderful thingsseemed to have happened to him in the Quadrangle Clubluring his short stay, but the people over there aren’ttalking much about it...The only things I’ve been ableto find out are that his Lordship didn’t have a guest card■or said place even though he WAS a University guestind trouble with one of the waitresses caused his takingI meal or two in Spic & Span where I’m sure he enjoyedlimself...Jon Snowden’s cordial hosting and the won-lerful music were sure to please his sensitive soul...^ae of the newer organizations on campus is the W.W.r.B.D. (Who Wants To Be a Doctor) composed of threeiolect ASTP med. students who hold regular meetingsa U.T... .at last reports Nita Rose had been elected hon-rary member.. .D.S. One's—Self Fred GottesmanEvery time we pick up a magazineor newspaper, the first thing thatmeets our eyes are these gorgeousmulti-colored advertisements promis¬ing us all sorts of technological Uto¬pias once the war is over. In no timeat all, people are going to get theimpression that their reward for buy¬ing bonds and using their red rationstamps properly will be the arrivalof the mass-production millenium.This sort of irresponsible institu¬tional advertising is harmful, becauseit won’t be long before people willbeileve that our leaders are deliber¬ately prolonging the war simply be¬cause they don’t own stock in thesecompanies which possess patents forall the wonderful gadgets. Of course,that isn’t the motive for advertising.What these large companies are try¬ing to accomplish is the continuationof the goodwill and prestige of theirtrademarks and brand names. Inci¬dental to this larger purpose is thehelpful idea that advertising expensesare deductible from the several cor¬poration taxes.Perhaps we will have our helicop¬ters and our plastic prefabricatedhouses and our dehydrated foods andvitamins and our collapsible air con¬ditioning units and our automaticthis, that and the other thing. I cer¬tainly am not authority enough tocontradict the experts. But what doesconcern me is the reaction of thepublic with their hosannas for themechanical hereafter. While thesepeople are dutifully putting awaytheir war bonds in order to purchaseall these landmarks in our standardof living at the behest of the cor¬porations, nobody pays heed to thekind of a world they will be calledupon to live in while enjoying allthese things. And that is of infinitelygreater importance than the availabil¬ity of matters streamlined.Although our engineers and techni¬ cal experts are increasingly success¬ful in solving the problems of our ma¬terial existence, our statesmen arestill bumbling failures. There is nostreamlining and mass production andspeed-up efficiency and general all-around improvement among our po¬litical leaders. While our engineersare screaming the praises of the prog¬ress of science from the heights madeavailable by the helicopter, our poli¬ticians squat at the brink of Hell,sniff suspiciously, and murmur thatperhaps something Js burning.Instead of streamlined plastic au¬tomobiles and prefabricated houses,we have Hull and his France, hisBadoglio, his Giraud; we also possessthe Eastland-Rankin Soldiers’ Non-Vote Bill, as well as the Baruch-Hancock report on Post-War Adjust¬ment Policies. This last is reallysomething to be proud of. Thoughthis represents post-war planning, itis definitely limited and of the ele¬mentary variety that will be heartilyapproved by Big Business. For onething, although we will have all sortsof new inventions and techniques toput at the disposal of the people, themethod will be the same old economyof scarcity—the maximizing of pro¬fits and the minimizing of production.Jesse Jones and his RFC are theinstruments by which the conversionof industry from a wartime basis toa peacetime one will be achieved. Un¬fortunately, his major concern is tosee that the government owned andcontrolled agents of production areturned over to private industry asexpeditiously as possible, and with anabsolute minimum of governmentalcontrol.In some parts of the world, wordssuffice to enslave people, in otherplaces guns are necessary, but in ourcountry the dollar sign is still suffi¬cient to bludgeon Liberty and Equal¬ity to death.Lines Bill Roberts"There’s more punch on the third floor!" Carroll AtwaterWhat Price SanityThe sight of a policeman’s horse on a downtown streetis not an unusual thing in itself, but a policeman’s horsewithout a policeman, with its hind legs on RandolphStreet and its front legs on the sidewalk in front ofMarshall Field and Company, was enough to make any¬one take notice. A group of Field employees saw thehorse, gathered round it and gave it some food. They re¬tired to a discreet distance then, to watch the reactionof passersby. The nice people all stopped and said a wordor two to the horse, or timidly petted it. The sour oneswalked by without giving the horse a second look. Aftera few minutes of laying bets on which people were which,the employees decided that it would be a very conven¬ient thing to have a horse around all the time, as a cri¬terion of people’s character.* * ♦Press Relations sends us word that specially boundcopies of the Dictionary of American English are ontheir way to President Roosevelt and King George VI.The route of this last volume of the four-volume set onits way to England is a diplomatic secret. The proofshave been sent across the Atlantic one by one for theapproval of Sir William Craigie, England’s great lexi¬cographer who headed the work here, and only one setwas lost. Some Nazi U-boat captain is probably tryingto figure out what “Scram!” connotes at this very mo¬ment.Speaking of Sir William, the campus has never beenquite as gay since he and Lady Craigie returned to Eng¬land. Lady Craigie, particularly, provided much gossipfor the faculty tea-circles. She was a brisk, strong-mind¬ed old lady, of the type that have flourished so well inEngland. Her hats, for instance, were famous. The opin¬ion she had of the person whose tea she was attendingwas indicated by the decoration on her hat: plain hat,very low; bows, average; feathers, exceptionally high.The faculty wives lived in terror.Another side of Lady Craigie’s character was her effi¬ciency. There is an illustrative anecdote that went some¬thing like this; While out walking one day. Lady Craigiepassed a Singer sewing machine shop where a womanwas demonstrating in the show window. Lady Craigiewalked in and asked a saleslady how much it would coatto have some mending done for her at the shop. Thesaleslady stated a price, at which Lady Craigie drewback in horror. “Well, would you object then to my sit¬ting in your window and doing it myself?” The sales¬lady said that they would be glad to have Lady Craigiedemonstrate the machine. So Lady Craigie went home,got her mending, and finished it in the show window./Vawcy SmithBox OfficeLIFEBOAT ... is terrific.It has been rumored that Alfred Hitchcock will nextdirect a production named “Telephone Booth,” all theaction taking place in the cubicle of the same name.After seeing “Lifeboat” I am sure that he could do it.Holding the audience interest in one small lifeboat for90 minutes is no easy thing to do. The picture did morethan hold audience interest—it bewitched. Singing thepraises of this wonderful director, I compose, in exulta¬tion,An Ode To HitchHitch' You bewitchI did not itchOr jump in a ditchWhen / saw your pitchW hitchIs ritch.Which settles that.Tallulah Bankhead, who hibernated on the stage forseveral years, came back in a blaze of glory as ConniePorter, mink coat correspondent who really generatedfrom the South Side of Chicago. William Bendix, WalterSlezak, Henry Hull, Hume Cronyn, John Hodiak, CanadaLee, Mary Anderson and Heather Angel are -the othersurvivors. Their acting is inspired. Some have accusedthe picture of being Fascist propaganda, but it is actual¬ly only an allegory of world conflict.Pagt SixInstitute Of Military StudiesAnnounces Six Week CourseHaving graduated its 10,000thtrainee, the Institute of Military Stud¬ies is announcing its 15th basic courseto begin April 7, and run through June36th. This latest series is expected tobe of special value to many older mennow being reclassified in the draft, asJ- : t\' ''' ■■''V {V ^ >•/ChefSnowdenSuggests:French-Fried ShrimpsCasserole DishesSPIC N’ SPANGRILL1321 East 57th St.NOW OPEN SUNDAYSand every day 11:00 A.M. till 8:30 P.M.Listen To Our CollectionOf Fine Recorded Music well as to high school boys who awaitnotice for induction at the end of thesemester in June.Each Friday evening for threehours (7 to 10) the trainees will beinstructed in tactics, rifie marksman¬ship, and the other fundamental skillsof warfare. On the last Sunday of thecourse, a tactical exercise, held in Pa¬los Hills, will provide training undermimicked battle conditions. All othertraining takes place in the FieldHouse.Students qualifying will be permit¬ted to take an Instructors’ Course,preparing them to handle the dutiesof officers and “non-coms”. No extrafee is charged for advanced work. Ageneral charge of $10 includes text¬books and all equipment.Christian Youth HearBiblical InterpretationFrom Dr. Arvid HagstromAddressing a gathering of studentmembers from the Christian YouthLeague on the subject, “The Mind ofChrist”, at Ida Noyes Hall, Wednes¬day evening. Dr. Arvid Hagstrom ofthe Emerald Avenue Baptist churchdeclared that there are whole-heartedand half-hearted people who differ inreligious faith because the former puttheir whole soul into Christian living.“There are those who are putting apriority on this world in place of theKingdom of God,” said Baptist Hag-^ Strom. His twenty-minute sermon de-j livered to these students was an in¬terpretation of the Biblical quotation,Philippians 2:5.Dr. Hagstrom devoted the remain¬der of this campus meeting to a dis¬cussion section with questions posedby students of the Christian YouthLeague. THE CHICAGO MAROctiStudent Forum WillSponsor Debates,Annual Round TableBecause of a demand for a studentdebating team, William Durka, Direc¬tor of Student Forum, has announcedthat at the next meeting, Thursday,April 7, practice teams will be formedand coaching will begin.The meeting will be held at 3 p.m.in Lexington 15B, and all those inter¬ested are invited.From now on all speakers at theregular weekly meetings will be fac¬ulty members rather than outsiders.This is due to the difficulty encoun¬tered last quarter. Several impromptumeetings had to be held then becauseof the failure of speakers to appearat the scheduled time.Plans for the fourth annual highschool round table tournament are be¬ing made to have it held in May. Atthis time four participants and onejudge will be invited from every Chi¬cago high school. After preparing dis¬cussions on the assigned subject, thehigh school boys and girls will wit¬ness a demonstration round table giv¬en by the Forum.The participants will then developthe assigned subject in two practicesessions at which time they are judgedon their delivery.4 MONTH INTENSIVESecretarial Course forCOUEGE STUDENTS and GRADUATESA thorough, intensive, secretarialcourse — starting February, July.October. Registration now open.★Regular day and evening schoolthroughout the year, (.atalog.A SCHOOL OF BUSINESSPKEFFBKED BY CCXLEGE MEN AND WOMENTHE GREGG COLLEGEPresident, John Robert Gregg, S.C.D.Director, Pool M. Pair, M.A.6 N. Mlchlgin Ave. Telejihone: STAte 1881 Chtem, la.Have a “Coke” = Sakabona(WHADDYA SAY?).. .from Bloemfontein to BuffaloIn South Africa, as in the U. S. A., the greeting Have a “Coie”helps the American sailor to get along. And it helps, too, in yourhome when you have Coca-Cola in your icebox. Across the SevenSeas, Coca-Cola stands for the pause that refresbeSf'^the friendlygesture of good-natured folks.BOniEO UNDER AUTHORITY OF THE COCA-COLA COMPANY BYCOCA-COUL BOTTLINC CO., OF CHICAGO, INC. t'T O $ KA 1 OtkB^lob, F Fal ihigfeig ■J“Coke” = Coca-ColaIt’s natural for popular namesto acquire friendly abbrevia¬tions. That’s why you heatCoca-Cola called “t^ke”. Prairie Club Scene OfSuccessful Week-EndFor Chapel Union OutingChapel Union’s outing at the DunesPrairie Club, Tremont, Indiana, washighly successful, according to thethirty-five who went on the expedition.After leaving the Chapel at 8:30, Sat¬urday morning, they spent a week-endof hikes through the falling snow,fox-and-goose, snowball fights, barndancing, and scavenger hunts. Unex¬pected but well-received was a displayof the northern lights.Next Sunday night’s Chapel Unionmeeting at Dean Gilkey’s home willfeature Bernard Lopmer, discussing“What Is The Problem Of Ethics?” U.T.1131-1133 E.55th St.Complete Selectionof Beers andOther BeveragesMIDwoy 0524Blatz BeerCOLLEGE" NIGHT..EVERY FRIDAYEddie OliverHIS PIANO ANDHIS ORCHESTRAEnterlaimneiilDorothy Dorben DancersAnn Judson, Jr.The Four SidneysGarroh and BennettPhilip KinsmanCourtesy CardsStudent Courtesy Cards may be obtainedat the Maroon office. Admission with cord65 cents per person, including tax.MsmHE DINING ROOMEDGEWATERBEACH HOTEL5300 ILOCK SHIRIDAN ROAD