T— * . .'^1'''Claudia //Tonight Tjh/ioon UF BallWednesdayVol.3, No.9 Z-149 Friday, November 19, 1943 Price Four CentsPit Rival Factions InFYC Council ElectionToday in Ida Noyes, a two weeks’battle comes to a climax with the Stu¬dent Council election of the first twoyears of the Four Year College. Thethree factions represented are the in-cependents, with John Ruef, and thetwo violently opposed factions of the‘^Doghouse”, with Joe Ahern, and theso-called “rah-rah” boys with HowieFrazier.Following a violent attack on theexisting student government underthe appellation of an “Expose”. Thenext day a single sheet, an “Expose ofan Expose”, and the “Ghost”, wereput out, both printed presumably bythe “Doghouse”. They denounce Dan¬iel Lang as the editor of the “CollegeBulletin” for mismanaging the paperand publishing a “weekly” paper ev¬ery month or six weeks. The “Ghost”is the traditional organ for the voic¬ing of the dissatisfaction of dissatis¬fied students in the College. These edi¬torials and other campaign literaturewhich have come out in the last weekhave done much to further the disin¬tegration of the classes of the firsttwo years into complete bedlam.In short, Howie Frazier representsthe old order in student government,the faction which wants to keep thingsas they are. Joe Ahern represents theradical group who desire to changethe government to a more equal rep¬resentation than it was formerly, andto have the office of Bulletin editoropen to election. They also would like& printed paper# John -repre*senting the independents, is for the.same basic principals as Joe Ahern,but the belief of the Independents isthat more would be accomplished if aman representing the middle of theroad policy were elected.Next Week OnQuadranglesNovember 19, Friday—O.D.P. presents “Claudia”, Man-del Hall 8:30 p.m. Admission 55cents.Student Forum Meeting, 4:00p.m. Haskell 206.Pool Tournament, second floorIda Noyes Hall 2:00-5:30 p.m.November 20, Saturday—“Claudia”November 21, Sunday—Chapel Union: Harold Bosley willspeak on “Christian Ethics as aPractical Force in the Post-WarWorld” at Dean Gilkey’s home;7:45 p.m.November 22, Monday—Ida Noyes Council Workshop;anyone interested in helping fillChristmas stockings etc. for serv¬ice men is urged to attend; MissKidwell’s office, 2:00-5:00 p.m.November 23, Tuesday—Ida Noyes Council Tea in EastLounge at 4:00 p.m. All girls in¬terested in joining the councilare cordially invited.November 24, Wednesday—Inter-Fraternity Ball, ShorelandHotel, 9:30 p.m.November 25, Thursday—Thanksgiving Day. Holiday.November 26, Friday—Student Forum Meeting, 4:00p.m. Haskell 206. Stirred CriticLikens MaudeTo Gypsy RoseBy BILL ROBERTSIn the world of art today exist sev¬eral different schools, some unusualand unfathomable to the layman. Ac¬cording to the French impressionists,their aim is to create a form keyedto the swift tempo of modern living.Although a long time passed beforethis school and the more modemform, surrealism, were even partiallyaccepted, it is obvious that in the lastfew years such departures from real¬ism have been definitely recognized.The latest contribution to extrememodernism in art should be of interestto U. of C. students, since it was madeby the wife of the University’s effer¬vescent prexy, Robert Maynard Hutch¬ins. Mrs. Hutchins, (known to all butthe most uninformed freshman asMaude), works at painting and sculp¬ture in her garage-loft studio directlybehind the presidential mansion. Shedoesn’t regard her work as a hobby,but sincerely wants to contributesomething new and important to theart world.The latest of her frequent one-wom¬an exhibits, a display of water colors,is drawing to a close this week. It hasbeen* in progress "since October at the'Roullier Galleries here in Chicago.Due to Mrs. Hutchins’ recent infatua¬tion for sketching hands and feet, thecollection consists mainly of these ap¬pendages plus a sprinkling of heads.There’s not a body in the bunch.Outstanding in the exhibit are aportrait of the artist’s teen-age daugh¬ter Frania, and a study of Mr. Hutch¬ins himself entitled, “Fragments of aPhilosopher”. The latter is a sketch ofthe folded hands, wrist-watch andhead of the president. It is definitelynot an attempted likeness, but an im¬pression, marked by its strange, al¬most dream-like quality. Another verynoticeable study contains a hand,naked foot, and cigarette-smokinghalf-face.From the Chicago Daily News viaNewsweek magazine comes noted artcritic C. J. Bulliet’s opinion of Mrs.Hutchins’ latest display. The sketchesremind him of “the sublime grace-withwhich Gypsy Rose Lee rolls down herstockings”. He also insists that thedrawings are not “student exercises,but fragmentary expressions of realinsight . . . She may be arriving ata characteristically ‘Hutchins’ expres¬sion.”Mrs. Hutchins’ determined desirenot to glow only in the reflected gloryof her husband seems close to beingfulfilled. Perhaps the U. of C. will soonadd art to the long list of fields intowhich it has introduced revolutionaryideas. Perhaps someday the many in¬comprehensible “isms” in the artworld will be joined by a new school,. . . “Hutchinism”.B’NAI B’RITH HILLELFOUNDATIONJewish Student Organizationsays . . . “Let’s Dance” ^Informal in Ida Noyes HallNovember 21 3:00 to 6:30Free Eats "Miss Fire"To be ChosenAt IF BallContinuing the tradition of sponsor¬ing a dance on Thanksgiving Eve forfraternity men only, this year’s In¬terfraternity Council is presenting theInterfraternity Informal next Wed¬nesday night, November 24 in theLouis XVI room of the Shoreland Ho¬tel. Not only is the Council carryingout an old tradition, but is institut¬ing a new one, the election of “MissFire”!All women attending the dance willbe candidates for the title. A selectcommittee, namely Bill Service, DonFeitel, Maynard Wishner, and BobDille, will observe the dancing couplesand will announce its choice as soonas it reaches a unanimous decision.“Miss Fire” will be a typical Uni¬versity woman, not a “Miss Aristotle”,but a minute version of “PassionPackin’ Mama”. However, sex appealwill be only one of the necessary qual¬ities present in the winner. She mustbe a talented girl, combining strikingappearance, scintillating beauty, andelegant poise with superb charm andnormal intelligence. As can well beseen, this title may easily win thosefour magic little letters for its own¬er, B-W-O-C.The grand march, highpoint of thedance, will be led by Jack Berger,Wayne Gasper, Betty Headland, andMarylou Landes, with the other Coun¬cil members supporting the “secondfront”.Informality will be the keynote ofthe dance, with strictly, informal dresa.All fraternity men that plan* to gowho do not -have their bids shouldpurchase them before Wednesday,from Bill Service at the Phi Gamhouse or Wayne Gasper at the Kap¬pa Sig house, for $3:50.Off The RecordWith MacleanNorman Maclean, Dean of Studentsin the College, was tapped on the leftshoulder with the Maroon’s rubbersword this week in the dubious honorof being starred in the First Featureof the issue .Unfortunately, although Mr. Mac-lean and I had a grand time, whatwe said must remain sacred betweenus, since it was all off the record.I did find out the difference betweenDean Brumbaugh and Dean Maclean.The Dean of the College (or of anyother administrative unit) is respon¬sible for the hiring of personnel, ar¬rangement of courses, scheduling ofclasses, and other details of adminis-(See “Maclean”, page 3) ODPlayers To FeatureSloane In "Claudia"New DirectoryServes VariedCampus NeedsBy FRAN MAYERSay, do you want to know the tele¬phone number of that little blondeyou sit next to in Soc. lecture? Ofcourse, the girls here aren’t too subtle,they drop handkerchiefs around withtheir names, addresses, telephonenumbers, measurements, and nightsavailable printed on them. Anyhow,let’s say that this little dilly isn’t a“Desperate Dora” as yet, thereforeyou have to go about it scientifically.If you can’t locate the informationon the walls of the Maroon office, thenyou’ll have to break down and spenda quarter for a Student Directory (ifyou want to wait for the ninth weekin the first quarter when it getsaround to coming out). Even thenit isn’t much of a help if you don’tknow the girl’s name. The publisherstake it for granted that you knowthe alphabet, being a student at theUniversity of Chicago. »The Student Directory, that handylittle gadget put out once a year, hasa list of everyone who has paid histuition this quarter; it throws in ad¬dresses and telephone numbers as anafterthought (no extra charge). This^yeax-4tr-eoi»e«4iVrthe delightful ahadeof baby blue (we think the Betashad something to do with it)! It isas convenient to have around as aC-book, Sears-Roebuck catalogue,and a Petty-girl calendar. By under¬lining a few of the female nomen¬clatures that present themselves younot only have a Student Directory,but a de-icer book. It’s a best-sellertoo—over a thousand copies a year!(not counting the ones generouslydonated to the departments). Somepeople purchase Student Directoriesjust for the thrill of seeing theirnames in print.To get back to tackling the prob¬lem of getting in touch with MissSusie Q. (as we shall label the sub¬ject), you only have to look throughabout 5,000 names. Oddly enoughyou’ve finally located her under Q,after looking in vain under “Susie”.After her name you’ll see the abbrev¬iation “Col.”—no, not a lady of letters,that’s the lowly recognition you getfor being in the college, except thisyear something new has been added—they bothered to put down the yearyou are in.The Office of the Registrar, whereyou can complain if your name isspelled wrong or just ain’t, has beenseriously considering adding draftclassifications and blood types as a(no extra charge)—well, they’ve gotto make up for the 126 pages usedlast ^ear compared with this year’s103.(Now back to Susie). You are muchrelieved to discover that it won’t costanything to call her. Then the momentcomes, you call (if a man answershang up!) but Susie doesn’t live thereany more. You can have a good causeto rush over to the Registrar andgive him a piece of your mind (evenif it’s all you’ve got!)No, girls, you won’t find the Armyin there—(just call Int House and ask(See “Directory”, page 4) Not so long ago, a play about ahuman and lovable couple hit Broad¬way and accomplished the difficulttask of worming its way into theheart of that calloused thorough¬fare. It was inevitable that a play withso much audience appeal shouldeventually be grabbed up by the mov¬ies, so it wasn’t long before productionwas being started on it. Chicago sawit on the professional stage two yearsago, and this month it is making an¬other appearance here in two formsin the movies and on the stage ofMandel Hall.By “it” we mean Rose Franken’s“Claudia”, to be presented tonightand tomorrow night in Mandel Hallby the Office of Dramatic Productions.This is the first time an ODP play hasbeen presented at the same time themovie was running. In regard to theeffect of this coincidence on the sizeand attitude of the audiences. Direc¬tor Frank Grover says, “It will be in¬teresting to see ether the audienceswill increase, decrease or remain thesame with the picture in town.“We hope the spectators will notexpect to see all the professionaltouches of the movie in our presenta¬tion. Still, it looks as if ‘Claudia’ willbe one of the best productions thathas been presented in the last threeor four years.”Merle Sloan, who previously starredin “Tovarich”, will prove her versatil¬ity by portraying the naive, child-w-ife, Graudfa,'"a'part'qurt^nlik'e'that ’of the Grand Duchess Tatiania in theformer production. John Dickersonwill make David his first starring roleat the University. Peggy Wagner willbe Mrs. Brown and Lois W^ells willcharacterize the bohemian MadameDaruschka. Sandy Sulcer and BillRoberts will don mustaches as Fritzand Jerry respectively, while CynthiaSibley will play the sister-in-law,Julia. The part of Bertha is to be por¬trayed by Eleanor Evans.In the past few years a score ofpitiful flops and glowing successeshave ranted, sobbed and laughed theirway over the well-worn boards ofMandel Hall. Every crack and crannyof the stage contains a memory. Atmidnight tomorrow night “Claudia”will add itself to the long list of pastproductions and become just anothermemory. Let’s hope it’s a pleasantone. \Forum Ponders:Family OutmodedWhether the family is an outmodedinstitution or not will be debated bymembers of the Student Forum thisafternoon at their regular weeklymeeting in Haskell 206. Companionateand trial marriages will be discussed.The Forum is planning Wednesdayevening suppers followed by bull ses¬sions on topics of general interest.These sessions will begin next Wed¬nesday evening.Student Forum has been fillingspeaking engagements throughout thecity during the past week. Last Wed¬nesday, a Student Forum round tablediscussed “Religion and the Family”at the Whiting, Indiana high schooland yesterday a round table met atSenn high school to debate the Jap¬anese problem.Page TwoThe Chicago MaroonOfficial undergraduate student publication of the University _ ofChicago, published every Friday during the Fall, Winter, and Springquarters. TELEPHONESDORCHESTER 7279 MIDWAY 0800, Ext. 361BOARD OF CONTROLManaging EditorNews EditorFeature EditorSports EditorMakeup EditorBusiness ManagerCirculation ManagerASSOCIATESDon Shields, Bill Roberts, Dorothy Iker, Dolores Fillman, CarrollAtwater, Art Weisender, Harmon Craig, Margaret Fogarty, MaeFalk, Joan Turnbloom, Joan Linden, Houti vou Ste^nburg, RosemaryPeacock, Eugene Bahnsen, Mary Augusta Rodgers, Mary Lou Landes,Connie Plasman, Bob Ransmeier, Wayne Gasper, Nancy Smith, Mar¬ian Golden, Bill Brown, Marillyn Fletcher.Patients, Please!It appeared in SANITY; it found its way in¬to BAZAAR, and now it has crept into the mostsacred of all columns, the EDITORIAL OF THEWEEK—the scourge known as the guest writerwhich has infected the MAROON this quarter.Perhaps it is a good thing. Perhaps it isn’t. Whocan tell? Certainly not we. (This is the editorial“we”, so appropriate to this column.)The health of the MAROON staff has been avital subject fall. The dirt-monger fell as thefirst victim, next week Carroll takes a muchneeded for a vacation to have a brain operation,Dave has cracked under the strain this week, adssuffered as Ward did, (ads survived, as Warddid: Note pages 3 and 4.)Which brings us to the topic of StudentHealth in general. There are two types of studenthealth—the health of the students and the Stu¬dent Health of the Billings version. There aretwo types of people who know about StudentHealth—those of you who have read that scintil¬lating satire of university life, “Barefoot Boywith Cheek”, and all of us who have run throughthe Billings physical exams as lowly frosh.Everyone knows about the health of the stu¬dents. It’s good in the fall, except for the fewsuffering from overwork and most of us suffer¬ing from Saturday night; it’s fair in the winterexcept for some suffering from overwork and it’spoor in the spring with everyone suffering fromoverwork. (Please note the Aristotelian organi¬zation of this piece. We just have a hangoverfrom O.I.I. and Humanities 3.)The health of the aged was brought to ourattention this afternoon when certain membersof the staff, who prefer to remain incognito,proved that chivalry is not dead by aiding twoold ladies to call a cab. The help offered wasmerely the repetition of the address of LexingtonHall and the deciphering of telephone numberssince the damsels in question had forgotten theirspecs. We might add here that neither of themcould walk without the aid of a cane or two kindsouls on either side of them to hold them up.The other night we noticed that the healthof the Navy is still going strong, one of themdraped with a brown tweed coat to keep out theicy blasts, or so we thought until a female headappeared, winked at us, and said, “Casual, eh?”Perhaps one reason for the present goodhealth of the University students is the fact thatso many more W-A-A-F dance programs aresponsored by hospital insurance. Did you knowthat for the nominal fee of 75 cents a monthyour entire family can be protected from theevils of hospital bills including charges foranything from mending broken fingernails to re¬placing the worn out cranial organs of Univer¬sity students ?Some of us remember the Blackfriars showof several years ago, 1940 to be exact, entitled“Patients, Please,” which it seems fitting to men¬tion here. We don’t know what Aristotle wouldhave said about it for although he discusses trag¬edy at great length, he leaves out comedy. (Hu¬manities 3, again—sorry, but we’ve been goingto class this week like the good little children weare.)Someone just mentioned that we should goback to that very fertile field, Billings MemorialHospital’s famous Student Health Service, sohere we go. At some schools we understand thatthey make you walk around with your clothes ina paper bag, but the University, with its earnestdesire to start all its children off on the rightfoot, dresses them in angel robes. Of course,there is something of the sense of equality aboutyour attire, too.Just counted the words, so darling Dave, wethink that your precious column is about finish¬ed, or should we capitalize the last word? Dear,Dave, please be back next week, we are exhaust¬ed tS.F., V.F., Q.A., and V.Q.David SmothersBarbara WinchesterHelen PanaretosSandy Sulcer...Dorothy GranquistWard SharbachLolly Kabrine TravelingBazaarBy Mary Lou Landes and Martha JacksonAs one little moron said to the other, “Let’swrite the Bazaar this week” and so we’re goingto. Gather round, children and we’ll tell you stuffabout your best friends that will make you wishthey weren’t., The party to end all parties—Ginny Banning’sopen house last Friday night . . . Who done it?... To the punch, we mean. We assure you every¬one had a good time, but what can you expectwith DeBaere playing bartender... What’s Illi¬nois got that we haven’t? (our U.T. is as goodas their Bidwells’ any day) ... We all know whatattraction it has for Don “double-life” Shields,but what drew “Glamor” Flack away from thehome campus last week-end? (By “double-life”Shields, we mean he is the one in a million whocan have his cake and eat it too.)People that get around or “Oh you C-dance”. . . The stag line outdid itself . . . Bud Baker,George Krakowka, Mark Beaubien (Psi U Ambas¬sadors). I ask you at that rate “How you goingto keep ’em down on the farm?” . . . Young lovein bloom, Berger and Hayes . . . Plug for thedate bureau. Look what it did for Phyl Savage. . . Well, we’re signing up next week. If thatdoesn’t work we’ll try Abbott Hall. Did you seethe mid-shipmen that Suzie and Mitzie Kannucanwere with? . . . Also in the groove were Barlowand Branter . . . Gasper and Bloomquist . . .Mary Naeseth and Bob Craig (ASTP) ... Smoth¬ers and Hopkins.Serenading difficulties involving the men oncampus (ASTP) or “Take down your service flagmother” . . . Kelly hall got the best of that dealbut the grapevine informs us that the “BotanyPond Girl” deserved it.Quad’s “beer brawl” (Who said that) wemean the Quad “Barbecue”, last Sat. nite was asuccessful little affair. The principles being 14Quads and 14 instructors from Glenview. Cozy—what ? Kay Seese and Jean Housen dreamed thatsmooth deal up.Peggy Williams is finally going to see “Bud”.(Do we hear wedding bells?) She is leaving forNew York Thursday and her traveling compan¬ion will be Marion Baker. (Might be somethingto that too).Plans for I.F. Ball look promising so set yourtraps tonight girls, tomorrow may be too late.Hope you catch one of those BIG fraternity men.Anything over 17 is going to look out of place.Our old friend George Drake was in town lastweek. Needless to say that Wagner was “just outof this world”. “Ah love that will not let mego”.In closing a word of warning to the fresh¬man men seen at the Rialto Theater last week. . . “THAT SORT OF THING HAS GOT TOGO!!” What Price SanityBy Carroll AtwaterDown at Carson Pirie’s the Four Freedoms show has been doing vewell indeed. That handsome brute representing Freedom of Speech is probabthe chief attraction. He looks just enough like Laurence Olivier to escadoubling for young Lincoln . . . Seeing him again reminded us of last Feruary 12th (of all dates!), when we went down to see “lolanthe” at tStudebaker. During intermission Elly Winslow and I went out into the loblfor a cigarette . . . and right there, standing over six feet tall, opera cloadeep-set eyes, mole and all, was Abe himself! We gasped quietly. But tosure, ^‘lolanthe” is just the sort of thing he’d love . . . And if you wereghost, would you stay home on your own birthday?4> 4>Mr. Rowland was giving an illustrated lecture on French art last Frid;afternoon. He showed us first the picture of a meagre, wistful little Frenking. “Jean le Bon,” said Mr. Rowland, consulting his text, “so called becauhe was slightly simple.” A few more pictures passed by; and then came tportrait of a great, strapping monarch. Mr. Rowland searched hurriedly fthe title, failed to find it. Unperturbed, he went on, “Jean le Bon, after istarted taking vitamin pills.”One of the English professors was giving an ASTP class some helpfhints on the art of note-taking. “Just underline the important words,” he sugesed, “or perhaps you will find marginal notes more helpful.” He lookaround, feeling that something was discordant—a raised eyebrow here,superior smile there. One of the ASTP men explained gently, “Sir, in tArmy we don’t write on our books.”« * 4>We’ve been beguiled by Bill (Hoot Hoot) Erlandson into lending hithe column next week, so we’ll see you the week after that.GOOD BOOKSTO OWNand GIVETHE DARKER BROTHER by Bucklin MoonAn intense, dramatic story of present day Negro Life •MEN, WOMEN AND DOGS by James ThurberThurber's favorites are selected for the drawings in this book... $3.0CA TREE GROWS IN BROOKLYN by Betty SmithAll of humanity, the good, the bad, the pitiful and theridiculous $2.7^IN BED WE CRY by Ilka ChaseFilled with undercurrents of the world at war; its primary con¬cern is forth, fun and gaity $2.5^Washington Prom OutThe Social Committee has definitely announcedthat there will not be a Wash Prom. However,there will be during the winter quarter threedances which will follow the general order of the“C” dances. The first will be a Snowball Danceand the other two will follow holdiday themes,one a Valentine and the other a St. Patrick dance.All of the functions will be held at Ida Noyes onSaturday nights at the customary time. Therewill be a different band, if possible, for eachdance.There has been a change in the price of ad¬mission which will go in effect winter quarterand carry through the “C” dances in the spring.The new prices are 60 cents apiece and a dollara couple.The announcement has been made that twofreshmen, a boy and a girl, will be added to theSocial Committee. How these freshmen will bepicked was not said, however. Support is alsowanted from the first two years of the Four YearCollege, and if there are any members interestedin cooperation with the committee to make thesedances a success, they are asked to contact BettyHeadland or Lois Regnell in Kelly Hall.The Date Bureau had been one of the im¬portant items in making the “C” dances a suc¬cess and under unfavorable circumstances, BettyHeadland has done an efficient job of running it. MY NATIVE LAND by Louis AdamicTragic story of Yugoslavia under Axis domination against back¬ground of strong resistance $3.8CAGAINST THIS ROCK by Louis Zaradiaries V, ruler of many lands and what manner of man he was $2.75IJOURNEY IN THE DARK by Martin FlavinMeet Sam Braden, the man everybody knows $2.80MOTHER AMERICA by Col. Carlos P. RomuloCol. Romulo outlines the situation in Far East and tells us toprepare $2.54THE GASTRONpMICAL ME by M. F. K. 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Awarded Approval Seal ofAmerican Institute of Launder¬ing for being harmless tofabric.^ uuan»t««dGood HouMkMpmg 39#.j.rAlao In iO^ and 59t janARRID Several pre-season basketball games have been scheduled by Coach KyleAnderson to give the cage squad some much needed experience “under fire”.December 1, the Maroons will play George Williams College in the FieldHouse. After this warmer-upper, several games with service teams will beplayed: Fort Sheridan on December 4, Great Lakes, December 8, and Glen¬view, December 11. “The Big Ten schedules are still shifting and Pm not surejust when we play our first conference game,” said Coach Anderson. Orig¬inally, the first scheduled conference game was with the University of Illinoison January 14.That game looked like a chance for Chicago to break the losing streakthat jinxed the basketball squad last year. Illinois will start this season onan equal footing with the Maroons as far as experience, age, and height areconcerned. “Candidates are small, only one ever played any college basketballat all, and like the football squad, we’ll be faced with the problems of con¬stantly shifting personnel,” says Illini Basketball coach Doug Mills.Fortunately for Coach Mills, the University of Illinois is blessed witha Navy V-12 program which will provide him with three or four good pros¬pects. Tallest man on the Illinois squad is Don Sudkamp, 17 year old fresh¬man, standing six feet-five inches. The only returning squad member is GordinHortin who failed to make the conference traveling team last season. WaltonKirk and Stan Patrick, tranfers, are likely basketball prospects. In spite ofthese happy thoughts for Coach Mills, there will be a tremendous differencebetween last season’s “national” champions and the team that the Maroonswill meet for their first Big-Ten game.Playoffs in the annual Ida Noyes Pool tournament are scheduled for to¬day at 2:00 in the billiard rooms. Games will be played all afternoon and eve¬ning till 9:30 when the finals will be run off. Some of the eliminations havealready been made in previously played games and only the crack-shots havebeen able to stay in the running. Cecil Oliver, a smooth, steady player, isslated to play Robert Stone in the semi-finals. Stone is favored in this matchbut may run into stiff competition in the finals, if he can beat Oliver.Jean Staver was the only female to enter the tournament but was forcedto drop out because no other girls were brave enough to sign up. “I guess theyknew I was getting some super coaching from Paul Miller”, she laughed.All sixteen of the original contestants happened to be freshmen andmany of them were very good players. Tch, tch! Been hanging around thepool-halls, eh fellows? A few of these freshmen are Joe Baum, Arlen Brown,William Charles Brown, Pete Chudsom, Fred DeGraw, Bill Dunne, andDonald Fudge. Fudge is considered by many impartial observers to be adark-horse in the tourney. 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Maclean,,,(Continued from page one)trativ.e housekeeping; the Dean ofStudents takes care of the biggestsource of headaches—the students—being concerned with their registra¬tion, their scholastic progress inschool, and their physical welfare.Mr. Maclean is known as a witty,sparkling gent, but he didn’t sparklefor me, so I can’t regale you withthe kind of literary gems that stud¬ded the verbal bouts with Messrs.Mayer and Schwab. So long, see you 4 MONTH INTENSIVESeenfwid Course forCOLLEGE STUDENTS and GRADUATESA thorough, intensive, secretarialcourse — starting February, July,October. Registration now open.★Regular day and evening schoolthroughout the year. Catalog.A SCHOOL OF BUSINESSPREFERRED BY COLLEGE MEN AND ¥fOMENTHE GREGG COLLEGEPresident, John Robert Gregg, S.C.D.Director, Pool M. Pair, M.A.B N. MIctilfan kn. Tetephaw: STAta 1881 OiIceii. m.MEN INSERVICE-PROTECT YOUR TRAVEL CASHTravel money is safe from loss or theft when you carry AMERICANEXPRESS TRAVELERS CHEQUES. 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It’s on thejob every minute giving smokers what they want, /tsMilderf Cooler, Better Taste makes it the capital smoke.You can’t beat Chesterfield’s Right Combination of theworld’s best cigarette tobaccos for real smoking pleasure.Make your next pack Chesterfield «• • You can't buy abetter cigarette. Just a G,L Seamstress?If you’re forever getting out the needle and thread,here are some tips:When a button comes off, sew it on well thefirst time. A slip-shod job just means youTl haveto do it over again soon.Make your next shirt an Arrow. Arrow but¬tons are attached with a patented stitch, which**anchors” them to a shirt.Check your size—you may be wearing too smalla shirt and therefore causing too great a strainon the buttons and seams. The Sanforized labelin an Arrow shirt guarantees shrinkage no greaterthan 1%—^no danger of an Arrow ever gettingtoo smaU! ^ARROWSHIRTS • TIES • HANDKERCHIEFS • UNDERWEAR • SRORT SHIRTSir BUY WAK BONDS AMD STAMPS ifCopyright 1943, Liccm &I iH'iiii I" iipwiiii I li IHpiWiiWpiiirtil III jiimnliMPage FourMaroonsTop Finall-M ListsThe intramural football seasonclosed this week with the Maroons asundefeated champions.The Maroons were unbeaten, un¬tied and unscored against until A DPhi scored 14 points against them inyesterday’s game.This has been an extraordinary sea¬son as most of the players were firstyear college students which somewhatlowers the standards of previousyears. The teams were also composedmainly of independents this year andthey proved to be by far the mostsuccessful as can be noted from thestandings which follow: STANDINGSW LMaroons 7 0Phi Sigma Delta 3 2College Ponies 4 3Phi Gamma Delta 4 3Dukes 3 3University House 3 4Zeta Beta Tau 1 4Alpha Delta Phi 0 6Buy War Bonds Directory,,,(Continued from page one)for George!) If you need a doctor,you can choose at random among themed students which you’ll find listed.Anyhow, it’s open season for beingaudience to the cry “WANNA BUYA STUDENT DIRECTORY?”CLASSIFIED ADFOR SALEArmy officer’s beaver overcoat, like new,price reasonable. Size 38. Call Hyde Park 1680for appointment.Delicious Sea Food—''Fresh Shrimps a' la Newburg—Served on Toast in Casserole with Long BranchPotatoes 75c"A Specialty AtAlexander's Restaurants1137 and 1376 E. 63rd StreetSTUDENTS Send her . . .Christmas WorkIf you can spare two or three days That l-F Corsagea week, an excellent opportunityawaits you at Mandel Brothers. 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