* . i».The MAROON Presents^With this issue the Maroon inaugurates a regular featurethe Army-Navy page. We feel that the service men on this campushave been treated as outsiders too long. You fellows are an inte¬gral part of the university, and students’ WELCOME mat is beingput out by the Maroon,This first page is small. As time goes and we all ‘*get organ¬ized,” it will become much bigger. It’s your section. It’s aboutyou; we want you to write it. Anyone who would like to doservice news, features, or columns is invited to contact the Maroonin the afternoons, or to check with his commanding officer.The EditorsScott Lifts ProbationOn Five FraternitiesByBob Dille & Eric EricksonLast month, in the early weeks ofJuly, five of the strongest fraternitieson campus. Kappa Sigma, Phi GammaDelta, Phi Sigma Delta, Pi LambdaPhi, and Zeta Beta Tau faced a crisiswhich bid fair to jeopardize theirchances for the fall quarter. Eachhad, through a confusion of the rules,been put on complete Social probationby the Dean’s office as punishmentfor illegal rushing during the firsttwo weeks of this quarter. The term“open rushing” had been interpretedby the fraternities to meqn that anyform of rushing, on or off campus,was acceptable to the Dean’s office. Inretrospect it is easy to see that thiswas not his intention at all, butsimply a waiver of the old rules setup by the Interfraternity Council thatdefinite dates for rushing functionsmust be announced in advance.On July 26, however, that order wasrepealed by the Dean’s office. The ac¬tion came as a result of a long seriesof conferences between Dean Scottand IF Council wherein the differencesand misunderstandings between thetwo parties were recognized and alle¬viated.On July 13th Dean Scott called ameeting of the Interfraternity Coun¬cil to discuss the infraction of rush¬ing rules. At that meeting he repeat¬ed the University’s standing purpose,“strong” fraternities, and pointed outthe importance of their being partic¬ularly strong during the present cri¬sis. His attitude was firm, yet veryhelpful and enlightening on the fu-Dean E. C . ColwellReveals Details OfDivinity Merger“The primary purpose of unitingthe theological faculties is to improvethe quality of the training offered bythese institutions.” This statement'vas made by Ernest C. Colwell, Deanof the Divinity School, concerning therecent federation of the faculties ofthe four divinity schools associatedwith the University of Chicago.Said Dean Colwell, “The federationWas not brought about because theinstitutions were going bankrupt orat a loss for students. Each schoolat the present is in good financialstanding and has the largest studentregistration in years. Nor is this atemporary war measure. We’ve plan¬ned for years ahead.”An executive council, to be knownas the Cabinet, will have charge ofthe administration of the FederatedTheological Faculty, including thehandling of problems concerning therelationships of the institutions withone another and the initiation of theappointment of new members to the^culty, and of promotions within it.The Cabinet will also plan how to“pend the resources of the differentschools so as to avoid wasteful dupli¬cation. ture of fratetnities. He expressed thebelief that they would be in a muchbetter and much stronger position af¬ter the war than ever before. A sug¬gestion that perhaps the University’sattitude towards fraternities was “oneof passive resistance” was stronglyrebuked.At the time of the Dean’s office ac¬tion against fraternities the Council’srequest for reconsideration suggestedthat they would be happy to aid in thesolution of the problem by releasingthe pledges of this summer. We ofInterfraternity Council were sincerein our beliefs and requests. In replyMr. Scott said:“I appreciate the evidence of goodfaith on the part of the fraternitiesin proposing that all freshmen pledg¬ed this summer be released, and a for¬mal rushing period instituted. How¬ever, I question whether, as a practi¬cal matter, formal pledging will beany different from what it is now.”Briefly, the fraternities’ appeal isbased on these points: 1. Fraternitieswere misinformed or not informed atall as to the specific rules, and there¬fore adopted its own interpretationof the term open rushing. 2. Changeof Council members brought about adeparture from the old system of fre¬quent consultation with the Dean of(Continued on page 5)Scott PlansProgram forOrientationFreshman orientation, long the re¬sponsibility of Norman MacLean,Dean of Students, changed hands lastweek. Assistant Dean William Scott,new faculty advisor of the CHICAGOMAROON, has added orientation tohis problem children. According toScott, the change is only superficial.“As Dean of Students, MacLean stillheads the orientation committee.. It’sstill his baby.”Orientation has been the primaryfunction of the University’s freshmanweek for many years, with the workof Federation and other organizationscoordinated by the Dean of Students.Because of the large number of stu¬dents entering at times other thanthe fall quarter it has now become ayear-round job, entailing much rou¬tine and detailed work. This has fall¬en to the lot of Dean Scott.Although MacLean will retain com¬plete control of freshman orientation,he is, according to Scott, merely fol¬lowing a process of operations com¬mon on a wartime campus. “Some¬body passes his work on to somebodyelse, and he passes it on to somebodyelse, and so on down the line as longas the work’s done in the end.”This change of hands was caused,Scott said, by the wartime pressureof MacLean’s duties as director ofthe University’s Institute of MilitaryStduies. Vol. 2, No. 2 Z-149 August 6, 1943 Price Four CentsEDUCATEALL-HUTCHLIBERAL EDUCATION HOLD&HOLDS KEY TO TRUEWORLD DEMOCRACY“We are educating not earth worms,but men, and we are educating themfor new responsibilities and new as¬pirations. We must raise our eyesfrom the needs, aspirations and dutiesof earth worms to the responsibilitiesand aspirations of man in the newworld that is bound to come. The na¬ture of that world may largely depend.upon American education.”Thus did Robert Maynard Hutchinsconclude his speech last night in Man-del Hall. Working from a statementof the fundamental position of theAmerican educational system in war¬time, he sketched step by step thechanges and the causes of changewhich the war will etch upon theframework of the collegiate system.The war will mold a new educa-Joe College Deadtional plan, said Mr. Hutchins, first,because “the colleges and universitieswill have all the students they canpossibly want. It will not be necesaryto attract students by triviality.“Moreover, we can no longer continuein.that vein of lighthearted and friv¬olous optimism that has characterizedour view of the national future. If weare to be, whether we like it or not,citizens of the world, we shall have tofind some way to keep the world atpeace. If the world is to be a demo¬cratic community, then every humanbeing will have to have a liberal edu¬cation. The path to a democraticworld revolution is education. ThePRESIDENT HUTCHINS“Liberal education will save world.”duty of American education is to takethe first steps along that path by de¬fining and introducing education fora democratic community here atPost-War Rehabilitationhome.”Hutchins also referred to the Presi¬dent’s plan for rehabilitation of thearmed forces after the war by sendingthose who deserved the privilege backto university. “The military trainingactivities of the colleges and univer¬sities are justified by the necessitiesof the country. Civilian training bycontract, however, will inhibit ideas,initiative, and experiment; and, thoughit may raise the poorest institutions tothe level of the mediocre ones, it willas surely succeed in pulling down thebest to the same level.”Act /, Scene I, PygmalionBy Bill Langnerand Dave SmothersIf “Pygmalion,” to be presented to¬night by the University Players inMandel Hall, keeps up the same stan¬dard it showed in the dress rehearsalWednesday night, it will be a verycreditable play. To do as well at re¬hearsal as on opening night is analmost impossible achievement, butWednesday night the cast showed that,if they manage to improve their spon¬taneity and get over an attitude ofover self confidence, they may invali¬date the sorry record of past Shawattempts on campus.If, for instance, Maynard Wishneras Professor Higgins and Mary Dia¬mond as Eliza have smoothed them¬selves out before tonight, they canboth be expected to give markedly fineperformances. As Higgins, Wishnerpresented a character of vanity andthoughtlessness, posturing and trucu¬lence. Mary Diamond, in spite of therestrictions of a broad cockney accent,did a. professional job. In Mrs. Hig¬gins at home scene she managed amasterpiece of deadpan comedy.Of the minor characters. Corky Lan¬dis as Colonel Pickering and PeggyWagnej: as Mrs. Higgins easily man¬aged to crowd the principals. AlthoughLandis seemed a bit lonely and all byhimself most of the time, he appro¬priately looked and acted like a stiff-backed, gentlemanly colonial. PeggyWagner’s characterization managed tobe what her son called her.Together, these performances oughtto add up to a fine play. Perhaps theywill. With the stimulus of an audience and legitimate stage props ratherthan straight-backed chairs, it is prob¬able that the entire play will jellsolidly.Nevertheless, despite the individualperformances the play failed to moveon its own power last Wednesday.That fact may well be wholly attributed to the fact that no cast canin earnest in an empty theatre beforeempty seats. The circumstances mayaccount altogether for the jerkiness,and, to some extent, for a feeling ofoverconfidence apparent in most of thecast. If that is so, and if the playersreact true to form and come throughbooming tonight, then I believe theplay will be well above UP’s la'st stabat the works of G. B. Shaw—“Can¬dida.”Round Table BeginsFour Weeks SeriesThe topic of the University of Chi¬cago Round Table discussions for thecoming four weeks is “The Lessons ofthe War.” The program for August 8is “America’s Place in the War.” OnAugust 15, coming from England byshort wave will be “The EconomicSystem Today and Tomorrow.” Two ofthe speakers scheduled are WilliamB. Benton, Vice President of the Uni¬versity, and Eric A. Johnson, Presi¬dent of the U.S. Chamber of Com¬merce. August 22nd, the discussionwill be on “The Domestic b ront"; andon August 29th the topic is “TheMeaning of the War.”UP Gives PygmalionAt Mandel TonightPag, m ^ ^ ...ItRI' " • >red JanuarJifia.Seirvicer Tli'e ofScjai studefit^ ^iChicagoV '^pubHsh^, every^ Friday <4^ring FalJ^ Wiiit^r _.^nd SpJing^ 'Quarteffefv' >4* t*. >« ^ - j.j, ‘ f®'/^Mririagfnr :. 1', Borpthy Gr^nquisfe, News £%itbr yBave Smothers’ BttsinessCliIanager.f..^ William Fog-artyEDITORIAL STA^FFeatur<e'''EdltorV...'..V. ,.;.i^:.„Shel<fon ijTeWhergjerSports E ditortft*Aetor Herbert^BUSINE^ STAtTAdvertising Manager Bob Ransmeier^ ;SaleB^^anllt-Promotion Editoi".,,.. * * „..4„..,..Bob Dille ifASSO''Cl'AT£$ ’ . -j 1, Xarry ^Yejiin, Corky Llindis, Henry Goodman, Bill Friend, Mary i•McCaffrey; Don ^'Shields, Mary A'ugusta Rodgers, Jim Ratcliffe,Robert 'Fiffler, Matylou LAnjdis, Connie Pladman, Doris Ruzek, GerryMoore. Wayne Gasp er, B^lJXa’ngne^. ’,... .' -.-V'-'.'Jn Defeitse Of Id^as: ‘kMMf/ ' ’ - :v . ^ - by Sheldon NewbergerCongress now on a summer sajourn, its ree-for the past session comes particularly into view.„»YjTl^|\passage of the Smith-OannaMy Bill-, the disittissalWatson, Dodd and Lovett, the failure to take deci-^ '.I '■ve action on the poll tax—each has been a signifiaant^ gfi'of the Wave of Reaction now sweeping the na-fiut perhaps the one act that signifies the scopetha danger of this entire movement is the amend-“€^;^ent to the War Agencies Appropriation Bill that, un-4^^jder' the guise of perpiitting only men with five years«"C;of business experience in the O.P.A., has tried to re-Y^TOOve the thinkers and theorists from important posi-4'^tions in the nation’s war effort.The real meaning of the bill—hidden and distortedmajority of the American press—is that the.t^Congreas of the United States fears ideas, and the men--;^ho have ideas. It is the old reaction against the “btainwYSfuster,” “the Tugwellists” “the absent minded profes?;^4-gors”-^the butts of all the j<^kes that have been making. 4^fh^,pounds the past ten years.But unfortunately, the amendment is not funny. It^|is. another step, in the anti-intellectual ism trend that hasj i ^^Bwept,;the world in the past decade, the trend agRinat,YJr^soh and toward totalitarianism. It is the appeal to, old frontiersman dislike.for “book ’larnin*”^—thedldoyet' ftam an era now passed and never to return.'.’Y- . - Nejed for Experts' ■- =', 'With the- increased need for technical competencethe need has also arisen for expertness and experts.■ iY-; This has been felt increasingly in Washington as thedifficult tasks of winning a war require a job done well' Jind rapidly. But who is to do this job: the big businessY^^en, the assarted dollar a year men^ the Lou Maxons—"'*''4' i,he men looking out for their own particular interestscv. -first, and the affairs of their country afterwards? Orthe men with ideas, the lawyers and economists and en-< gineers and accountants, the men figuring out new ways. ^4 to meet new problems, the men whose sole allegianceto their country and to the war and the peace thatf,;|inust be won?“The only thing Fascism is incompatible with isideas,” Ignazio Silone has said. But the Congress; ; ' c lears Ideas and the inen that have them, it passes lawslu stop these men, it beclouds the issues and distortsj^hpices for social action—it opens the door to theYjYvery ^fbrces that will destroy the basis of our society.4nyV ^JPpr once you begin suppressing the men with ideas the' lilistanpe is n(^t ^ar to the suppression of “dangerous{4’?t^oughte.” And when you have that, you have the Fas-stale. . - ' ■ ' - :is one thing to disagree with the ideas that a5 ^ , /'.7:<|nan has. But once you start stopping him from havingY^'f-^^lYile^as at all, you are destroying the seed that alone canfiiake a nation great.Ideas *:;^4 The University of Chicago is a great bastion ofreason and resourcefulness. It is here that men with'^4 ,ideas assemble to develop their ideas and to exchange4^ them. Scores of teachers and alumni are now putting'these ideas into action, and thousands of students are. - fighting for the right to have them.; The men who fear ideas must be challenged before^they become too powerful. And wha can challenge them^-a^Ybetter than the so called “dreamers, “brain trusters”' ' men?” Why not have the interested groups‘ on caimpus—the Socialist Club, the Y.C.L,, the Student"^i^XPoruRi, the S.P.C.—band together and plan a forum for, 4;sltke, ihjspiediate future, to which Congressmen from Illi-li^ynois'^afe invited. Let the legislators hear how we feel,^i^^and Mt; them, if they can, defend thair record. But abovev|r^;Yj.alI, us ,mUke oursplves heard—let us show that we53^3re/^tchih^ 'with oUr eyes open the path our^55*8 taking. Let "us announce to all that we will not be aparty to the retreat from reason that the Fascist move-^ Y,.mehtsfbfrihl^*»^(lM"djrepreie,nf. ” by DONAnd here we are (sai4; Jpm the fijri-lpvingRaver Boy) fdBy to provide a fpal g^ip col¬umn, dished up with a sily|r shovel that wasiftjrind her fingers off in thbut anyway here are SOJ ^enerthings that hap¬pened a?hd sopie th^t|didrffll". . .' Mid w&ldn’t itbe Wbndprful if tbepdi^? • - • " / -bBople ^look) has staged a return '. , . not content withgreater being a bad ;%ctpr, oUr-Sweetheart of 1liite Ixis dect^OT wibecdffie a bad authofhe swears that somp weak-minded publisherhas . accepted-Ms nMi,u§Gr^t . . . our gu^^at^at minlelf. Bu^Kuh flitted in from the North Woods last weekto make preparatip|s ior her wedding fa Bo^dcome August SB, WEfch will be strictly a Quad-Alpha Delt affair ... So the roll call is asfollows; groom: Jerry Mp^ray..,. mai4 of hon¬or: Marjorie Eiih ... Bestfhan: Hank McWhor¬ter . . , some, brides maidsf Janet Wagner andBetty Headland . . . featured guests: JotsaKuhs, alia Quads and Alpha Belts ... only lack¬ing essential: a minister . . ., newsyest itemabout the whole affair: Prager (as in Atlas)predicts a divorce in five years!PINUPGIiRLS:Our, Summer Beauty Court had interestingrepercussions from their syndicated Hearstpublicity . , . it seems that lovesick soldiersfrom aM over the country have written to oneor more of them asking for letters, pictures,etc^.. i Sylvia Slade got one from a boy in Loni-sfana with the picturesque name of Ora . . .Betty Davidson appears to bq leading in themash^note derby/iyith Mary Ciementzltuntfinga close second Speaking of beauty queons . . .has any ope heard from MeGuiref his Summer ?. . . Last we heard she was getting a vacationjob at the Rialto . . . no . . . she's scraping thegum off seats . . . Ask Adele Whitaker how toget a date with a Meteorologist... she jammedher bicycle lock just as thousands of them werepouring out of Mandel, and several of the gal¬lant gentlemen crowded around to help . . . Betshe got lotsa dates out of it. Adele also told peshe had a spicy story on H^die Jackson bufdidn't get around to revealing it... We put ourear to the ground and found that Eedie is plan¬ning to announce her engagement to CharlieChaplin ... his current wife can't last forever,she says . .. She forgets that neither can Chap¬lin! , and have you heard the one about Pres¬ident Hutchins and Lois (Superwoman)deFee?. . . we’ll tell you later ... as soon as someonetells us.SAT. NIGHT AND U.T.In case you didn't know the dances in HJAlately are FREE . . . last Saturday’s one lookedlike it ought to be ... They made up for the l6;ssby charging lOe for warm cokes ... It was aBarn Dance and we didn't see many people weknew . . . Joe Minsky (not of THE Minskys)was there cavorting with many, MANY women. . . Jack Solomon and Ernie Mond were con¬stantly cutting in on him . . . now is this theproper spirit? . . . especially when the wall¬flowers made the sidelines look like a garden. . . We missed Sidney Goldin ... he usually ap¬pears at functions like this with his sister orcousin or something . . . Sidney is the one tocall on when you want cute parlor tricks . . .the boy can throw his head back with laughterand cast his eyes on the floor ... very repulsivesight actually.Dean McLean and cronies were entertain¬ing Daisy in UT Saturday night... Daisy wantsall you lovely people to know about the peWdrink she just whi|iped up—it’s called the Sag-bag ... one drink ahd you look like one. Recipecalls for equal parts'of vodka, rum, creihe S©menthe, and Fitch'^s sKaj^poo, served with aglass et$ floating bn the^am . . . itfjs sucb atreat to see the campus qffeens chasiflg the en¬signs all over UT but the bloodhounds get un¬derfoot somewhat . . . Shirley Vanderwalkerwa» there with Bert Chope, a Pi KA from Van-ilerbtW j . . he’s a fraternity "brother of DottyDuffs same ... a real southern gentleman, God' -3 • ■ ' J.' ■ ■ aiS KSMlX 25,1765 (D.l...d)tuDately been accompanied by a shift;to the right in the fe’males’ demandschedule.” *Desperate Situation“The facts are clear,’ he said.“American women are on the make,and no male, uniformed or nut, willhe safe until this desperate sifcURtlunis remedied.”It was pointed out that although15,000,000 women are in love withFrank Sinatra, and another 15,000,000women are simply cuh-razy about Al¬an Ladd, the number of females sUllon the loose is enormous.^Gumbuckle took the time, to men¬tion several of the conditions of whichhe complained.1. “Taxi daneehalls are now ;bt^z-enly advertising that they featuremale hostesses. Oh, the shame of italll”2. “Times have changed so muchthat the subtle charm of Venus DeMilo is no longer looked up to by. to,-;day's women. Our Amazons .nowsing: T wanna be like Lo-is De .Fee.’In fact, it js predlct^dr that the^aver-iage girl of 3043 A.D. will be six feettwo^ with eyes of:.blue.’'3. “Women now control America’sfinances. In July of this year surveysshowed that 73% of all fingerprintson U. S. currency were those of wom¬en.”4. “Working women are losingtheir glamor. Heaven no longer pro-(Continued on page 6) SiiR number of jfneji.‘‘lu wartime;^Uieriea;’hesaid, “this condition has feefi a eon- ’ Y, / ' ^ $S:staht source of worry for the male ofthe species. The shift fo the left r in,,the males*' supply schedule has ufifor-' pi 'll .ffilre. f^eople say that the Ufiiversity of IChicago has 'ipore characters per isquare inch than any other cufnpus m "the country. ' .I believe it.1 am a campus character. ^I Used to be a snootie campus cu-tie, but now I’m just Myrtle Ror Set.Peapie used to say that there wasino end to. me.^ ]This y.ear I had a terrible time get-’ting adjusted. Lt.seemed thatfhe warhad taken the snap out of everything.Then people started asking me a I!wasn’t getting a bTt backward su IiWent to'R doctor./'Doc said it wasn’tHe said'hiaybe it was because the governmeiithad taken my bVttom aftera^iW.hfle he 8eje‘||iedj.^o;4hiBt:I neededR/fiew boy-ffifc^d. Heylaaid a strungjerk might stti^ghten me out.aggl'CM*'iVe, too. He s^ij was>^'jtist no:sem5e in bringifig^^^6re. He tKodgbt^I oui?j|t to stop try¬ing to keep a little behind.Well, gotta go np% Gatta get afresh start, says Doc, noW thajt every¬thing is behind me. «Sp ’bye folks,’ .il'ithank yqu for Us-tpning to my lardy little tale. In factL thank you from my^bottom.by JIM RATCLIFFEThis is a day of bitterly wittyphrase-making, and of this quit ofcynicism Walter Winchell is a highpriest. One of his masterpieces wasa recent column in which he managed,in one paragraph, to comment fh^tMqssolini died with his bootiicks on,and that so loudly did. he blow hishorn Colonel McCormick has becomethe Little Boy Blah of the Nazilation-ist press.At the everpresent risk qf beingpasse, this colurnn cannot resist re¬telling one of the great \jnive|sityle^nds concerning faffted businessschool professor Jay Fiiiley Christ.Christ was going to Mexteo City onbusiness, and wired ahead for hotelreservations, saying: “Will be inWednesday, Please have rooms ready.Signed, J. Christ.” He received ananswering wire, apparently from aL^tin wit, for it read, “We're ailready. Have swept out the cathedral.Signed, St. Peter/'Q'uestion-of-the-Week-7-Is TIME los¬ing its grip ? What a wonderfulcoined word ASTPeople makesV andthey iiaed it yet. >Departhient-of-T-shouId-hoperSo—Anumber of quarters ago, a discussion&dihg on in Education 322. The*icail summer schoolteachers was a^kedwhat she knew about the problem ofillegitimacy. She timidly admittedthat she knew nothing about it, but noticing the evidenfe-’vdisapproval olinstructor and fellow^^classmates sheadded injii|aj)tly,. “But L want; you to|now that rm%galfns| irf’The University voting populace, atl^ast tha Rqosfgrat ^^e^mefit ‘"of it, ii>beginning to Wish thatlpbngrea^ wouldnot throw its Weight V^odt oftenand so destruct|yejy. \^e hre remindedof a famous letter of Mark Twain’svyhich began, “^uppos^ you were acomplete idiot. “Anjllldlpose |hat youwere a Congressman.. But I repealmyself.” I spgge8| it^tCad that Con¬gress adopt th^""new Remdcr|ttic cam¬paign slogan,, “Vote ibr Roosevelt,Jast Once Mor^.” . ^ ;DepartmenlYqf-How-Little-Xl-Takes-t;o-Make-Some-People-Happy V- (Divi¬sion o|i(|as|iieh). Recently, when yourcorrespondent Vas walking’‘ through asuburban dime store, a harassed littleinan,camd .trp/and.l^M/hig yourpardon, but t’d like to read the gas.raqter.’^ It took only a heai;ty “Wellthat’s fine; go' right hkeadv*' fromyours t^uly io sen^ Him leaping joy-oUsly a\v'ay, hrs day >r1ghtenld. * Butthe;’ questJoh remail^'^' Vb, ;h^ni us.ofSometimes I think that going to the ■University of Chicago is like taking|iqpe<E,,Af't^^^whii^^^'U^egin lb fi^ublthat itfa’;doing^you any good, but bythen, you can’t stop, . ^ , >JMRY?'V . , -I''"" > ^: ( : i ^ i .r ■Something forThe Boys Page ThreeABMY-NAVY NEWSATTENTION!While the house lights dim and the curtain goes up on thisnew column, the jug band breaks into our theme song—“For You".Be famous, or better still, infamous, and you’ll get your name inhere eventually and won’t THAT be grand? Mother will be soproud.We’ll start off with a little cuhtsey in your direction for the.parade you gave the visiting generals—in case you’ve won-1 why the campus coeds have taken to standing around theof Int House, holding bouquets of flowers and wearing theirwistful smiles.THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T MISS DEPT.... Bill Ray’s storyLulu, the college widow. Andyou heard Carl Kaufman’s radio.ouncer act? It goes something likelis—“And it is now 8:30 p.m., Hellu-a watch time. Is your watch broken ?‘s the crystal shattered into manyiieces? Do the hands go the wrongway? Then, brother, you have a hellu¬va watch.” Also good for a knocked-out laugh or two are Bert Sherman’sreferences to his butler, Mildew, and“Alabama’s” conversation anytime.The boy must have been vaccinatedwith a victrola needle.HITHER AND YON: Bill Kindle’sfan club is growing to enormous pro¬portions—he asked for protection buteight girls beat the police to the job.And we hear that John Yekum isquite the boy with T.A. (telephone ap¬peal). He gets enough telephone mes¬sages to paper the walls of his room.Jim (“Just call me Errol”) Potter andDuane Roe had a line beach party lastSaturday night, it is reported. His twofriends were not so lucky with theirblind dates; we understand that thosefirla now occupy a high place on theadets’ hit (and run) parade.WE DON.’T HAVE $64 but HereAre Some Questions: Is it true thatLady Deborah is Norman Grecco’s fa¬vorite pin-up girl? What is behindVan Moore’s sudden interest in geog¬raphy ? And won’t someone ask FrankDeland and Karl Hendrikson whathappened to the telephone and thebedroom slippers? Does anyone knowthe story dealing with Russell (WithThe Wandering Eye) Rose and hisJean back home? Blackmail entersthe tale somewhere. Who is the cadetfrom Cicero who gave a mud packand haircut to a i^llow student anx¬ious to make a hit on Saturday’s inspection ? And who (cried a hundredfeminine voices) is the cadet who’'^ks like Joseph Cotton?\E JIWIOU-S’^NIOR dance isig up soon and that noise youis the lucky girls, shaking the(balls out of their hoop skirts and“ slippers. Let’s hope that every-1 there is as good a dancer as Clairerson . . . Arthur Murray taughtim dancing but he couldn’t have beenfin a hurry that time. If you’re plan¬ning to be on hand at the Drake frolic, watch out for the boy known asThe Flash. His mother must have beenLittle Red Riding Hood ... you know,frightened by a wolf.^Enjoy a DeliciousBREAKFASTLUNCHEONorDINNERON CAMPUSSfinewayDRUG STORE'Corner 57th and KenwoodJ Class VI SwingsInto High GearAs the second part of the summer■quarter begins, Class VI of the Insti¬tute of Meteorology is beginning tounderstand the meaning of “meteor¬ology.” This class, the newest andargest of all classes; offers muchpromise and will no doubt yield thebest crop of would-be weather fore¬casters spawned here at the Univer¬sity of Chicago.The class had its official beginningon June 21, 1943. However, six weeksbefore that date, the cadets began toarrive here in Chicago. For the periodpreceding the actual start, of work inmeteorology, the cadets were given athoro training in military discipline,manners, administration, and otherfields to make them better officers.Also, an advanced review course inmathematics was given. The mathcourse served as a refresher for someof the men, introduction for others,and a headache for the remaining.At the present time the courses be¬ing given to the cadets are: SynopticMeteorology, Dynamic Meteorology,Synoptic Laboratory, Hydrodynamics,and Instruments. All of these coursesare directly concerned with meteorology and woe be to the cadet whothinks this beginning “stuff” isn’timportant! The instructors agree toa man that the cadet who can makehis mark in the first quarter will havelittle difficulty with the remainder- ofthe course. By this the instructorsdon’t mean that a man can “coast”from the first quarter with all “A’s”under his belt, but he’ll get an awfullybig head start on the other boys.Class VI is having trouble everyMonday morning, as most of the coedsalready know. Why? Well, Mondaymorning is quiz-time in the LawBuilding and old Reynolds Club. So,if you girls don’t see your men onSunday nite be rest assured thatthey’re not out fooling around withsomebody else. Those men are work¬ing on Sunday nites. All during theweek the lecturers and instructorsbeat their brains so that the poorcadets will sweat for two hours. Ifall the instructors can answer a ques¬tion, the question is thrown out—nogood. If all the instructors can’t an¬swer a question, it is thrown out—nogood. What chance does the cadethave ? ? ? None.What has distinguished this classfrom all previous classes is quiteamazing. They are not better lookingthan previous classes; in fact, it isadmitted all around that Class III hadthe best looking men and left the bet¬ter ones here—as commissioned in¬structors. They have not yet shownthemselves to be the best marchingoutfit—Major Starbuck swears up anddown by the “C” group. They are notthe best dancers—most of them arevei’y bashful. They are not the moststudious — they prefer card-playing.What can they do ? ? They can sing!!It was down at Boca Raton that thisoutfit learned to use their lungs andhigh C sharps. The campus has taken"Music Fair and Music Foul"Serenade by Teddy PowellMandel Hall has ceased to be a lec¬ture hall. At the back of the stagestood a canvas backdrop inscribedwith a formidable V and six soldierssailors marine^ welders etc. purpose¬fully marching into the foreground.Each was flanked by a Coca-Colacooler.The Coca-Cola spotlight band pro¬gram, a perambulating musical chat-auqua playing to army camps all overthe country, had established it^lf lastSaturday night for the benefit of theNaval Training Station here at Chi¬cago. The band in this case was TeddyPowell’s. Playing with intense brassyabandon they managed, consideringtheir weight, to goad their audienceinto a state of shouting enthusiasm.Working with off color lyrics, a bru¬nette vocalist with personality, and ageneral spirit of confidential camar¬aderie, they left nothing for the sail¬ors to desire.Long before the band want on theair the sailors were warmed up forwhat was to come. The announcer, aturbine-built man in a snappy bluesuit, cracked jokes like “she wears agirdle so she can know what’s goingon behind her back.” The band peppedup the program with lyrics like “nowhe’s got a wife for the rest of his life:that’s what you get for makingwhoopee.” Both went over big. Big¬gest success was Peggy Mann, thevocalist, who sent ripples of admira¬tion through the men every time sheglanced at the audience.Fifteen minutes before the program begap the announcer assumed a frankconfidential manner and prepared tocoach the audience for the show. Mostimportant admonition was a solemnwarning against ribald giggles duringthat portion of the program entitled“the spotlight points with pride,”whereby the audience is eulogized upand down the deck. “Boys,” said theannouncer, “I’m gonna be frank withyou. This part isn’t for you: it’s forthe radio audience. Their morale needsa helluva lot more boosting than yoursdoes.” The sailors all managed to keeptheir faces straight when the timecame. The progiram went off to rollsof nicely timed applause.Teddy Powell himself is a moistmouthed little man with hair oil. Heis very modest about his work. Askedif the sailors made enthusiastic audi¬ences he merely said “we do the bestwe can.” Asked if the six months’ se¬ries of steady one night stands hisband was subjected to didn’t wearthem down he repeated “we do thebest we can.”The band itself was remarkable pri¬marily for its youth. The star trumpetplayer was seventeen. Only anachron¬ism was a brawny six foot three vo¬calist who gave every indication ofbeing God’s gift to the armed forces.Most popular, though, was brunettePeggy Mann. As this reporter leftMandel Hall he met a distressed sail¬or who asked: “Is Peggy in there?[Have you seen her? I just couldn’tlet Peggy get through town withoutseeing me.”Shifts in Army PersonnelDuring the past few weeks severalchanges have been made in the com¬missioned personnel teaching at theInstitute of Meteorology.Lieut. Phil Allen, a graduate ofClass II, who” has been instructing atthe Institute since the 1st of Septem¬ber, is now down at Puerto Rico wherehe is doing special work in the little-understood problem of Tropical Me¬teorology.Another officer to take-off is Lieut.George Cressman. At present he isconducting classes in techniques de¬veloped at the Institute, but will leavesoon for colder climes.on new life and all other cadets havebeen forced to sing out of sheer pride.The girls in Kelly at first thoughtthey were being serenaded and werequite pleased until they realized thatthe serenade interferred with theirmorning sleep at 0749 every day.(0749 is military time; it actuallymeans 7:49 A M )This outfit is hot; watch Class VIgo to town!! Reynolds ClubRESTRICTED AREA, CADETSONLY. That used to be the ReynoldsClub. Now it is Meteorology and nolonger is it permissible to wander buckand forth.Due to the type of training, it isnecessary to keep to a minimum thetraffic thru the Reynolds Club. So,don’t be surprised if some efficientlooking instructor asks you “Can Ihelp you?” He really means “Sorry,chum, keep moving!”The staff at the Institute of Meteor¬ology has agreed, however, to be leni¬ent with those unfortunate soles orsouls who venture down to the BarberShop on a rainy day. It is not thatthey feel responsible for the rain—controlling and forecasting weatherare different topics—it is just kindrtessoozing out of their cumulus hearts.Cumulous clouds are the fair-weatherclouds of a nice summer day.For those few who keep stumblinginto the Meteorology classes, the Rey¬nolds Club is now located in the Al^haDelt Phi house. Meet YourInstituteFacultyMost of the staff members and stu¬dents at the University don’t have anidea of the size of the Institute ofMeteorology. It is enough to say thatwith every class, the classes havedoubled, the instructors have doubledin number, and the space has doubled.We 11 leave it to the math majors tofigure out how big the Institute is atthe present time.The Institute is headed up by Prof.Carl G. Rossby, who holds a number ofhonorary positions in recognition ofhis fine work in Meteorology. Dr.Rossby also heads up the UniversityMeteorology Committee, an oi-ganiza-tion that represents the five Univer¬sities and Aimy Technical Schoolturning out commissioned forecasters.These schools’are M.I.T., C.I.T., UCLA,NYU, Chicago, and the AAFTC, GrandRapids, Michigan. Dr. Rossby’s dutiestake him out of the city quite oftenand the Institute, as a smooth-runningorganization, is directly under Dr.Horace Byers. Dr. Byers is officiallyknown as the Executive Secretary;actually he is the hardest-workingman in the Institute. He is writing abook, lectures to Class V and Class VIon Synoptic Meteorology, handles allthe detail work concerning the school,and is always ready to receive visitorswith a smile.The lecturers include Dr. MichaelFerrence, Hydrodynamics; WUliaaReid, Mathematics; Dr. Phil Church,Oceanography; Victor Starr, Synopticand Dynamic Meteorology; Dr. ErwinBiel, Climatology; Dr. Helmut Lands-berg. Climatology; George Platzman,Dynamic Meteorology; Henry Lep¬pard, Geography; Dr. Oliver Wulf,High Atmospheric Physics; and Dr.Leonid Hurwicz, Statistics. All ofthese men, in addition to lecturing,conduct class discussions, labs, re¬search, and special outside work, most¬ly for the government.The synoptic labs, the most impor¬tant single phase of the training, areheaded up by Lynn Means and VincentOliver. To these men goes the re¬sponsibility for turning out forecast¬ers who can draw good weather maps,understand them, and tell pilots andgenerals “what’s cooking” aloft. Sincethe cadets spend over half their aca¬demic time in the labs, it is*o?f5omhow important this phase of the training is. In the labs as instructors anthe young budding super meteorologists the cadets who headed up tneiiclasses and the civilians who v.'ere extra good. These instructors are altop-notch men. Most of them civiliansthe commissioned instructors are “oiloan, since the Institute is strictly iprivately-owned and operated organ!zation—part of the University of Chicago.One lab is in the former Law Library, the other is in the former Reynolds Club. Is it any wonder thasome Chicago students frown on thi:outfit ? Picture the young to-be lawyer who used to like the Reynold]Club Lounge!!!So, when you see some strange faoaround the University, watch it. Iyou see him or her look at the cloudschances are that somebody new ha,been added to the staff of the Instituof Meteorology.) 1^. GOOD FOODCHATTERBOX .LUNCH ROOrf5494 S. Lakeft.Race Tension GrowsIn "Jim Crow" SouthBy Bill Friend(The following article was writtenby a MAROON reporter who has justreturned from a trip to the South.)The city of New Orleans, with apopulation of one hundred and fiftythousand Negroes is in grave dangerof a race riot. Coupled with the otheroutbreaks of race violence that havemarred the face of America, thispoints to a perilous situation all overthe country.In early May there was a riot scarein. New Orleans which just narrowlymissed being the real thing. Thegrapevine had carried word all overthe city that a party of resolute Ne¬groes had tried to gain admittanceto a movie theater restricted to whites.The city was tense; air raid wardenswere reportedly armed, and rumor hadit that machine guns were mounted on[the tops of principal stores. Parentsforbade their children to venturedowntown that night. But nothinghappened. The next morning New Or-U. S. Vast RichesOnly Apparent-Professor ColbyWarning against dangers of the fal¬lacy that the United States is a veryrich nation was made by Charles C.Colby, professor of geography at theUniversity, in his discussion on “Landand Men in War and Post-WarTimes.” Professor Colby spoke beforethe twelfth annual Conference for Ad¬ministrative Officers of Public andPrivate Schools on July 20.“The widespread belief in the rich-'es of the United States has encour¬aged nearly every part of this coun¬try to tap the Federal Treasury,” Dr.Colby said. “It is said that the GoodNeighbor policy now current in theAmericas rests in large part on ex¬penditures by the United States. Thewatchword of our Latin Americanfriends has become. Uncle Sam isrich; let’s touch him for a gift.”“If this is the attitude of the na¬tions friendly to us, what a factor itmust have been in the thinking of theenemy countries! Germany and Japanexpected the United States to paytribute to an amount no other nationever has been asked to pay.Dr. Colby pointed out that the warhas noticeably affected the nationalscene. “It is reducing unemploymentand relief. It is redistributing wealth.It is expanding our manufacturing fa-,cjJ4^s—facilities which already wereover-expanded in terms of peace timeneeds.” Dr. Colby feels that at thistime only one thing is certain, “wecan pay the debt and escape from the• dilemma only through the continuinginterplay of our resources of men andland along constructive lines.”An important factor which Dr. Col¬by stressed was the impact of the waron different sections of the country;that it is varying in terms of the ma¬jor uses of land and other resources.Because of the central position which^manufacturing holds in the war prep¬arations, the impact of llie programwill be greater and most diversifiedin the manufacturing belt and withinthis belt especially a great expansionof industry has taken place.Dr. Colby has fortunately foundthat some constructive forces are atwork. Colby stated, “some men, re¬membering the effect ^of the WorldWar on manufacturing and transpor¬tation are urging such concerns touse present profits to put their finan¬cial and corporate structures in or-Professor Colby concluded, “weto plan for a period of full em¬it—and we can have such a’ only we can find wise waysto use our resources of men leans was surprised to find that norace riot had occurred.But it might have. Only one incidentwas needed to set off the fire: a Ne¬gro run amuck or an overly belliger¬ent white man. Nothing but luck savedthe city.Situation Still RemainsThe situation is still there, howev¬er, which might easily provoke an¬other scare which would not endpeacefully. The South ^s a whole istense over the race situation, tenserand more bitter even that it usuallyis.Here is a common incident in JimCrowism. A street car starts down¬town in the morning, passing firstthrough the white districts, where itpicks up a few passengers. Then itgoes down into the crowded Negrosection, where hordes of people en¬ter. But the white passengers haveinstinctively sought out the seats nextto the window,'so that three quartersof the seats in the car are alreadyhalf occupied. The movable signwhich denotes the dividing line be¬tween white and colored is pushed farback. Negroes jostle and push in theback, standing up for lack of seats.How easily the flare-up might come.Perhaps a Negress asks a white pas¬senger to move up a seat and pair up.The white man refuses. Tempersrise. An ugly word is said. A fistshoots out—and the riot is on. Thatcould happen any day in New Or¬leans.Negroes and Whites can and haveworked together. There are plantsboth in the North and down Southwhere men of all colors produce sideby side the implements of war. Thisliving democracy must be extended.It can be done, by joint Management-Labor committees, in all war plants,consisting of a fair quota of Negroesand Whites. It can—it must be done,through education of the peoples ofAmerica in tolerance and racial equal¬ity. The road will be hard and long.But the achievement of real democ¬racy always has been that way. LETTER TO THE EDITORTo the Sports Editor’.In the last Maroorl, you attemptedto explain the deplorable athletic situ¬ation at the University. You maintainthat the entire blame^ for the poorshowings the UofC has made in re¬cent years rests on the sins of otherBig 10 schools.Perhaps if you had not been quiteso anxious to whitewash our own ad¬ministration, you might have givena far truer picture of the situation.In devoting three years to Universityathletics it has become increasinglyevident to me that despite all the badChange PolicyOf Ellis Co-opFor War-TimeIn order to remain open throughoutthe war, the Ellis Student co-op lastweek made several important changesin its policies.In the future, anyone, member ornon-member, will be permitted to eatat the co-op at any time without pre¬viously notifying the manager, and noone will have to tell the manager ifhe finds himself unable to eat anyparticular meal at the co-op. The co-opthus becomes a public cafeteria, withthe exception that members are per¬mitted to purchase meal tickets whiohoffer them greater savings than thosereceived by non-members.Faced with the imminent possibilityof closing, the co-op membership lastweek voted these and other changes inpolicy, all designed to attract newmembers and save money for the co¬op. With twenty more members orcustomers, the co-op will be able tostay open indefinitely under the newsystem.otr. RoosffeVOKt Of 1.11-JUf ‘•Br’i AtBONNIiBOYlT"^ ^ * Stmme^Ucrne AT^ ' (SATURDAY «ttO« lOtlO/liilOl]STAkkINO:RAIPH urns • MAURICE *hd BETTY WHAUlTSundoy Tea Dancingand Floor Show4;15’“6:15 p.n^la blackhawki I Send Her Flowers for"FIRST HIOHT"Treat yourself to a huild-upivith your date for the Playor Dinner—WIRE FLOWERS TO THEFOLKS AT HOMEJust OftCampus MITZIES 1301 E. 55thMID. 4020 practices of other institutions, most ofthe trouble springs from right hereon the Midway. *In the first place, Chicago is notquite so free from the taint of sub¬sidization ‘IS may be generally sup¬posed. For a number of years, two-year scholarships have been offeredto a number of outstanding highschool graduates ivith the only scho¬lastic requirement that they main¬tain a record of two C's and one D.The University has consistentlyunder the New Plan taken every op¬portunity to knife athletics in the back.President Hutchins has repeatedly ex¬pressed the unimportance of athleticsand physical activities. This has at¬tracted a student body to whom Bart¬lett Gymnasium was off campus. Thecrowning blow was the abolition offootball—the sport which serves as animpetus to the school spirit on whichcampus ^activities survive. Maybe wecouldn't compete with Big 10 teams,but there are always smaller collegeswhich we could meet on a more equallevel.I have a few suggestions whichwould certainly be more effective thanthis continual complaining about sub¬sidization :1—In order to stimulate interest,require each student to purchase anathletic C-book admitting him to allathletic events.2r-Restore football against teams ofequal strength, even if it means wemust leave the Big 10.3 Finally and most important weshall have to discontinue the negativeattitude that has prevailed so long< J with regard to athletics. tAs long asphysical activity is coritti^red out ofplace in a scholastic instiUition, ath¬letic success will be absent from theUofC. . "Louis LevitAs I feared, there was some mis¬understanding about my column lastissue. It was not attacking the ad¬ministration. Neither was I ^‘white¬washing” it. I was merely tryt '*show it as I believe it exists.You say that athletics herebeen “knifed in the back”. In athat is true. I still do not believethis is because President Hutchiopposed to athletics as such. I ithat he would begrudge us a basebteam just because he didn’t care ftbaseball as a game.His objection, as I tried to poii;out, is relegating athletics to a majo.position, as universities have been do¬ing. He still firmly believes that ath¬letics are to be participated in the stu¬dent’s “spare” time, if he has any.In some universities, it seems as ifthe students do their studying in their“spare” time after football practice.I heartily believe, however, thatgeneral athletic participation by thewhole student body (compulsory gym)should be restored in some manner.But that is a story in itself.Your suggestions have merit. Indiscussing them, they can be relatedto the struggles of athletics acrossthe country trying to keep their headrabove the war.That, too, is a story in itself. Un¬less the Army calls, I hope to dealwith it in an early issue. 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Following in the wake ofAlpha Delta Phi and Phi Kappa Psi,the boys of Delta Kappa Epsilon andphi Delta Theta were forced July 26to pack their bags and leave.The formula of their departure wasfamiliar. Chapters depleted, housesempty, neither had any alternativewhen the army cast around for newbarracks. Although neither the Dekesnor Phi Delts had immediately forseentheir expulsion, it had been expectedfor a long time.Two weeks ago, therefore, the Ar¬my Specialists Training Programconcluded its negotiations with thealumni of both houses and notified theactive chapter that the army wouldtake possession on the morning of the2t)th. The Fraternity men were to va¬cate the premises by that date. Imme¬diately on their departure, the ASTPOgburii FavorsCongressionalVacation NowIn stating that “elections must bemere forms for the duration,” Wil¬liam F. Ogburn, world-famous sociol¬ogist at U.ofC. has given his indirectapproval to a fourth term for Roose¬velt.In an exclusive interview with aMAROON reporter last week, Ogburnexpressed his further belief that “ina war-time state the executive, the ad¬ministration, and the beaurocracy areall-important,” while “elections andlegislatures play up differences andtake time.”According to Ogburn, “Congressshould take more vacations. Judgingby their actions, it is apparent thatmany Congressmen, among others, donot appreciate the requisites of a war¬time state.” While not approving ofdictatorial powers on the part of theexecutive branch, he believes that theadministration should be given all thepowers, Constitutional and otherwise,necessary to the winning of the war.This would be achieved by the cooper¬ative consent of the people. “Balancesand checks,” says Ogburn, “should beout for the duration. We cannot winthe war with peace-time habits.”Viewing the war-time economy, Og¬burn stated that “there cannot be afree enterprise system during a war.We must curtail liberty during thewar in order to have it after the war.The economy is one where the stateIS the big buyer, the source of money,the adjuster of prices. Business enter¬prises produce not for unusual profitbut to win the war; capitalism thustends to be abandoned.”Though we can win our victoryWithout the necessary powers beinggranted the executive, the war willbe immeasurably lengthened, and itscost will be much greater in money, inmaterial and especially in the livesc>f our fighting men, Ogburn believes.^ hile not doubting the possibility ofachieving this needed war-time state,be thinks that it will only be reached|f more people speak out for it, andd the electorate is made to understandfbe absolute necessity for it.In summing-up his views, Ogburnsaid, “Speed is most important; weniust slough off peace-time attitudes,habits, and viewpoints as quickly aspossible. The legislative, the judicial,and electoral machines must be side-Dacked so that the war machine cango by unhindered. And the executivebranch alone is able to control prop¬erly the war machine.” Phi Delta Thetamen moved in with their furniture.As soon as the change is completelyeffected the enlisted men shall take upresidence.For the Dekes and Phi Delts theaction could not have been too greata blow. Neither house possessed anactive local chapter of more thanthree or four men. The position ofthose remaining is naturally precar¬ious. For the present, active fraterni¬ty life is bound to falter until thattime six months after the war’s end¬ing, when the University shall relin¬quish its leases. Then fraternities whohave already left campus, togetherwith those to follow, will set to workagain in order to regain the lostground.A't the same time, however, the sev¬en remaining houses have not alteredtheir plans for the future to any radi¬cal degree. As stated in the MAROONlast month, rushing activities are ex¬pected to proceed on -the same activebasis as in years past. Such houses asPhi'Gamma Delta, with twelve activesand twelve pledges, and Kappa Sig¬ma with eleven actives and five pledg¬es need not contemplate extinction forsome time.But for the evicted Phi Delts andDekes, migrated for the most part tothe Beta house, pledging and rushingfunctions are a thing of the past. Themen of the ASTP have set up theirbunks on the old fraternal hearth¬stone. ‘No More SpaceTo Army’—Hutch;What About Snell?War appropriations at the Universi¬ty have reached the high water mark.In an exclusive interview with a MA¬ROON reporter President RobertMaynard Hutchins said, “The Univer¬sity will not be able to take on muchmore war work—in the most import¬ant areas we have pretty well done allwe can.”“The problem,” said Mr. Hutchins,“is principally one of space. For thatreason we are not prepared to turnover any more of our dormitories tothe army. Army appropriations willnot be on the same spectacular planeas last year.”It may be inferred, then, that atleast one of the two sole remnants ofthe men’s dormitory system will re¬main unviolated. That is the thirty orforty rooms that are the remains ofthe old Alpha Delt House, (now Rey¬nolds Club), International House,Hitchcock,,Burton Judson, Gates andBlake Halls are all, of course. Armybarracks.“It is possible,” Hutchins said, “thatwe might move a third again as manyarmy men on campus, but I can’t seewhere they’d be put.”On the other hand, the terrific re¬search program which the Universityis conducting on the army’s behalfstill has room for expansion. Althoughalmost every scientific branch of theUniversity has been concentrated onwar work for many months, Billingsto tropical diseases, Eckhart to meteo¬rology and so forth, the saturationpoint has not yet been reached.“There are some areas of research,”said Hutchins, “which can be greatlyincreased.”Despite the fact, however, that theUniversity’s budget for war-time ac¬tivities is as great, if not greater, thanthe peacetime schedule, the develop¬ment of the four-year college planhas not been sidetracked. “Our principal purpose has always been,” saidHutchins, “to preserve an educationalinstitution constantly increasing bothits faculty and the means to house itsstudents.”Editor's Note:Snell Hall must be vacated by theend of the Summer Quarter. Armymoves—Hutch's statement to the con¬trary—in.room for young womanbedroom with priviit«> hath privateentrance, mailbox and radio. Reduction ofroom rent if tenant will mind year-oldoccaaionally. No housework.Mrs. Freund—4940 East End Ave.Dor. 7749 “Sure iVs a swell Arrow Tie—but what will the Admiral say?**What does anyone say when he sees an Arrow Tic?He says, “It’s swell!”—For several reasons. Arrowsare good-looking, in smart patterns and neat stripes.Arrows are made well, with a special lining cut onthe bias to resist wrinkles, and to see that theymake perfect knots. Arrows are made of fine fabrics—wear longer. For Army and Navy men as well ascivilians—at your Arrow dealers, $1 and $1.50.ARROWSHIRTS t TtSS * HANOKiRCHIIPS • UNOSRWiAR • SPORT SHIRTS'★ BUY WAR BONDS AND STAMPS * ScQtt Aids—(Continued from page 1)Students. 3. Such restrictions mightbadly weaken the fraternity system,which all agreed must be strong. 4.Strong fraternities are essential atthis time to deal with the problemscreated in the transition period fromthe conventional college system to thenew plan of graduation at the end ofthe normal sophomore year.*‘ril play ball . . .We want to express appreciationfor the part played by Mr. Scott asrepresentative of the University, forhis active interest and strong partici¬pation in numerous conferences dis¬cussing fraternity affairs. This hasbeen brought out particularly in hissuggestion for effective means for po¬licing fraternity affairs. It was inthese conferences that he emphasizedthe point that the job of creating theregulations and the responsibilityfor carrying them out was that of thefraternities themselves. The very min¬imum requirements of his office havebeen created only in the protection ofentering freshmen. ■■ Page FiveCountry ClubCampuses ArcWar CasualtyThe campus as a country club is apermanent casualty of the war.According to a meeting of 150 col¬lege and university administratorswho met at the UofC’s 21st annual In¬stitute for Administrative Officers ofHigher Education two weeks ago, thewhole tenor of higher education maybe altered after the war.%This change, a result of the needfor converting millions of personsfrom war to peace-time pursuits,might be patterned after the routineof the current Army and Navy collegetraining programs.All Work, No PlayThis will mean that the student oftomorrow will be expected to studyharder with the intention of graduat¬ing faster, spending less time on ex¬tra-curricular activities, and in gen¬eral emphasizing the “work” aspectof their college studies.Said Vernon L. Nickell, State Su¬perintendent of Public Instruction;“Schools must be operated 24 hoursa day throughout the year if neces¬sary to meet the post-war demandsfor vocational training.”Echo HutchinsAll of which means that possiblythe educators of the country are get¬ting fed up with the ever-growinglaziness by Americans when confront¬ed with a hard problem (such as be¬coming educated).What they want is for America tobuckle down not only in a specialemergency, such as the war, but alsoin normal, everyday life.Which is what President Hutchinshas been saying all along...DO YOU PIG IT?Submitted by Wm. Bruce CameronButler University/MlR * jOSTgive “ '■ —»■SEND US YOUR SLANG AND GET $10 IF WE USE ITAddress: College Dept., Pepsi-Cola Co., Long Island City, N. Y,Pepsl-Cola Company, Long bland City^NtYi Bottled locally by FrancNsed Bottlers.Page SixGumbuckle—(CiHitmued from page 2)tects the working girl. 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