/ChicagoMaroon THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO OFFICIAL STUDENT PUBLICATIONAdministration DispelsHouse Seizure RumorsVol. 1, No. 1 Z-149 January 14, 1943 Price Four Cents KruegerIs Hutchins Quitting? SlashesMachineFilbey ScotchesCconpus RumorsIn an exclusive interview with aMaroon reporter Assistant PresidentEmory T. Filbey late today scotchedsome wild rumors about a possibleresignation of President Robert M.Hutchins, which had been circulatingon the campus since Saturday, com¬pletely and convincingly.It is too early at this time to dis¬close the nature of the controversybetween Mr. Hutchins and theboard, but it can be taken on ex¬cellent authority that the problem—though it may affect the future ofthis university as well as that ofAmerican higher education decisive¬ly—is being considered in none butthe most peaceful and deliberatefashion. We are honor bound notto break the story at this time, butour readers may be assured that itis but in line with the policy ofprogressive education of which Mr.Hutchins and the University have^ chief ©xpcnents in recentyears.Debaters MeetWeslemReserveThe University debate team willmeet Western Reserve College at3:30 today in Classics 10. GordonTulloch and Betty Plasman of theUniversity will take the negative sideon the question of a federal union.Interested students will make up theaudience. Mirror FddsMirror is out for the duration! Ina joint meeting of the Mirror boardand administrative faculty memberslast week the decision not to pro¬duce the show was reached. Lack oftime, money, and Rehearsal spacewere the chief reasons given by Mir¬ror president Janet Peacock."We felt that lavish performanceswere not in keeping with the times,"she said. "The show takes muchtime which those participating couldput into more worthwhile channels."The question of where to hold re¬hearsals was another important fac¬tor in the decision. Day rehearsalsin Mandel were out of the questionand night rehearsals would havebeen limited. The rooms in IdaNoyes which have been used forchorus rehearsals in previous yearswere also not aval!able. "Altogetherwe thought that space for rehears¬ing was entirely Inadequate," MissPeecock summed It up.Until the final meeting the Boardwas optimistic about plans for thisyear's show. Dick Jacob's book"Daisies Don't Tell" was completedand most of the music was also fur¬nished. Committee chairmen wereworking with their groups.Only the contracts remained tobe signed when Deans Brumbaughand Scott, Director of DramaticsEdwards, and ex-head of studentactivities Mort decided against pro¬ducing.The news publications of the Uni¬versity have merged. This news¬paper is the first public result of themove. The merger was felt to bethe answer to the strain placed bythe war upon student activities. Sofar as is known this is the first actionof the kind on any major campus inthe country. We feel it will be fol¬lowed by many mergers of this sort.This is the first public result ofthe merger. This paper, the CHI¬CAGO MAROON, is not thePULSE, it is not the DAILY MA¬ROON, it is not the mythical UNI¬VERSITY TIMES. It is what all ofthese groups feel to be the mostworkable combination. A newspapershall be published weekly. There willbe no sacred interests represented.The fraternities and clubs repre¬sent some one-quarter of the cam¬pus. This is the position these groups should have on the paper. If theirfunctions are news they deservenews space in proportion to theirimportance. However, many activi¬ties on this campus deserve greatercoverage than a typical college pub¬lication grants them.A monthly literary magazine willbe published. This too will be thefirst of its kind at the University.The supplement will contain only thefinest student literary efforts obtain¬able.We welcome comments on thisissue. Representative letters to theeditor will be published in the nextissue. Politics in news publicationsare dead for the duration. We willgive this campus an unbiased, fight¬ing, well-read newspaper or godown in the effort.James Abegglen,Publisher Maynard T. Krueger threw in hishat last weekend together with thatof Mr. T. Walter Johnson and an¬nounced his independent candida¬ture tor alderman of the 6th ward.In a meeting Thursday night at his6412 Cottage Grove headquartersMr. Krueger completed his strategyto oust what he called a "captive ofthe Kelly-Nash machine": Republi¬can Patrick Sheridan Smith.The man who has run on the sameticket with Norman Thomas fourtimes, who is now head of the So¬cialist party, stated his intention todrag into the limelight the mess ofpolitical issues that have lain un¬raised in the darker corners sinceMr. Smith took office 4 years ago.The school issue, comfortably for¬gotten for a long time, now hous¬ing, traction, machine politics; allnothing at all in Mr. Smith's life.Upon these issues Mr. Krueger pro¬poses to conduct his campaign.Patrick Smith, although still un¬announced, should have few worriesabout the Republican nomination,according to Mr. Kreuger. Duringhis 4 years' custody he has nevershown the least ambition to becomea thorn in the side of Mr. Kelly;nought but a laudable desire to co¬operate wholeheartedly with themunicipal fathers has been his hopeand aim. In the words of Mr. Krue¬ger, he "hasn't opened his mouth"on any of the facts that need talkingabout.With this happy accord, believesMr. Krueger, the Republican Smithis the only menace. "A democraticnominee would be a farce, andnothing more."At the same time a lively rumorhas been Implying that Mr. Kruegerdoesn't even want to win. His plansto broadcast weekly over WJWCare merely part of a plot to breakthe hands across the table deal fromwhich Democratics and Republicanstogether have been cashing in forfour years. Although Mr. Kruegerdenies it, at his own admission thenegroes of the 6th ward have finallywaked up to the situation. A newInterest in the state of their owncommunity may forecast a show¬down. In that case the chances arethat the men at City Hall will de¬cide Mr. Smith can't hold down the.job any longer. A democratic manmay have to be run after all. Spring QuarterPlans on Way^Dean ReportsDespite all reports to the con¬trary, the Quadrangles will continueto echo with the shouts and gaylaughter of its busy little studentbody for yet another quarter. Thegreen grass and Gothic buildingswill continue to breathe in an aca¬demic atmosphere through theSpring Quarter. In fact. Dean Brum¬baugh declares that plans are evennow being formulated for next year."There is no reason to believethat the University will close itsdoors," added the Dean. "We aremerely adjusting to the war situa¬tion; we are not closing up."This clear cut statement emanat¬ing from the Dean's office is a nec¬essary and vital bit of informationin the light of prevalent campusgossip. Of course the rumor thatthe University would call to a haltits civilian activities "at the end ofthe present quarter" has circulatedIn various and sundry quarters eversince. Pearl Harbor. With the pass¬ing of months this chatter has gath¬ered moss like no rolling stone everdid, and it also has gained emphasisand along with it, supposedly, ver¬acity.The conviction that the Universitywas soon to be no more continuedto grow during the fall, and whenit was announced that the WinterQuarter Time Schedule was comingout late panic struck a few of thelesser minds and the feeling thatthe University would soon be noth¬ing more than a memory was almostaccepted.The notice, sent out by the Presi¬dent's office, during vacation, tothe members of the student bodyenlisted in the Reserve did very littleto ease the state of mind many ofthe campusites were in. The ambi¬guity of the message resulted indefeating its purpose. That is, if itspurpose was to give the students aglimpse into the future of the Uni¬versity. However, now all is peaceand quiet.Army In CobbCobb Library, traditionally thestronghold of the University Fresh¬man, is no longer maintained for theexclusive use of the College as hasbeen the practice for many years.The first of this quarter, the Armyappropriated the physical facilitiesof the rooms on the third floor ofCobb Hall which have long housedthe books required by the Univer¬sity College surveys. Fraternities NotThreatened-DeanThe rumor that the University hadapproached alumni groups of thefraternities in an effort to arrangethe taking over of the houses stillin existence on campus, swept theQuadrangles last week with the us¬ual speed.Nobody seemed to have any ideawhat it was all about. The varioushouse^ presidents seemed to haveabsolutely no knowledge, of andthe few alumni contacted wereequally unenlightened. The completelack of general information impliedsomething going on in the back¬ground away from prying'eyes. Onefraternity man commented: "It looksas if the University is trying tocrowd us off campus.", The generalattitude was that the University wasat long last going to climax its al¬legedly anti-fraternity attitude. Sev¬eral independents w^re seen wear¬ing big broad smiles as they trav¬eled around campus like the busylittle bees they are.Dean Gives FactsIn a last vain effort to gathersome information, Aaron Brum¬baugh, Dean of Students, was ap¬proached. The results we^e rather aamazing considering the above re¬ports. Dean Brumbaugh readily ad¬mitted that the University had sentout a letter to the various alumniorganizations in regards to the fra¬ternities. However, as is usually thecase, the rumor was slightly inac¬curate in regards to context andinterpretation of the now very fa¬mous "letter". According to theworthy Dean, the University had ex¬tended an invitation to the fratern¬ity alumni representatives to discussplans and possibilities of makingsome dispensation of the houses forthe duration of the war. The letterwas in no way an indication thatthe administration was planning a"big push" to rid the South Side,once and for all, of those dangerousand seditious organizations referredto as fraternities. In fact, this moveon the part of the University doesn'tat all imply future restrictions* onfraternity activities, declared DeanBrumbaugh, but is actually designedas a form of protection on the partof the University. All the Universityis attempting to do is help alleviatesome of the financial aches andpains which are starting to troublethe fraternities already, accordingto some sources, and will undoubt¬edly strike with greater ferocity indays to come. leitY,e.^Page Two CHICAGO MAROON Thursday, January 14, 1943SPC in DilemnaThe Student Political Commissionthis afternoon is holding what maywell be.the significant meeting ofthe group, In regards to its ownfuture. If the meeting doesn't turnout to be important it will be dueto the fact that the members of theCommission don't realize their ownposition.At any rate, the Student PoliticalCommission first received full bruntof campus consideration a fewweeks before the fall elections. Theexecutive council was composed of a general chairman and three sub¬chairmen, all with little duties oftheir own. These three headed thethree branches of the Commission.These were concerned with; first,poll-watching; second, arrangingforum and discussion meetings; andthird, the organization of a groupto support candidates for politicaloffices, regardless of party affilia¬tion, if they came up to standardsset up by the Commission.For today!Nothing can beat a harmonizing Arrow shirt, tie, andhandkerchief ensemble—especially designed to beworn together. You'll find your favorite coUar stylein a large assortment of patterns and fabrics—andties that everyone will admire.Arrow Shirts, $2.25 up Arrow Ties, $1 upArrow Handkerchiefs, 35c upTIES •COLLARS •HANDKERCHIEFS •UNDERWEAR •SPORT SHIRTSSCOOP OF^7 ORCHE$TR.A ...AOTUMN yEVUE T ^THE ALBINS : ,JrJBW00WwBlTTy,i^!r>MiiBLICKHAWK Hope was expressed that event¬ually, the Commission would de¬velop and build up enough prestigeand strength in numbers so that itsendorsing of candidates for localoffices would carry some weight,not necessarily in reputation, butin work.And now with another electionjust around the corner the StudentPolitical Commission is once againrolling in full force, looking some¬what like a horse and buggy duringthe present era. Yes, it is stompingalong at a great rate. And yetwhat an amazing change in its func¬tion. The poll-watching has beendropped. (We're afraid it was donerecklessly, because in the past thatwas its sole source of funds. Butperhaps they've discovered a newangle.) The forum group is dormant,and lo and behold, the former step¬child of the organization, the parti¬san politics group, would appear tohave become the dominant, if notthe sole, function of the S.P.C. Andthat is what makes the Commission'sposition as amusing. Like the oldwoman in the shoe it has more can¬didates than it knows what to dowith.T. Walter Johnson, god-father ofthis struggling and valiant liberalorganization, is running for aider-man in the fifth ward. The Com¬mission is backing him great gunsright now. The conflict arose whenit was discovered that MaynardKreuger, economic professor, wasrunning for alderman in the SixthWard. What is the Commission go¬ing to do, support both these men?The personal attitude of the S.P.C.student leaders and Mr. Johnsonseems to be that for the Commis¬sion to support both these menRANDOLPH AT WABASHRAN. 2022 Big shots aidwar rally; it'swriter's dreamby Mueller and PetersonLast Sunday morning RockefellerChapel was, for the first time Inmany years, filled to overflowing.Off-campus church-goers were atfirst baffled by the neon sign overthe main entrance, "Russian WarRelief Benefit Vaudeville Show ToFurnish Hammers and Sickles forRussian Soldiers at Stalingrad andElsewhere Along the Russian Front,"but most of them were lured in bythe sweet strains of Shostakovitch's"Age of Gold Ballet."President Hutchins opened themeeting with a brief but movingspeech. Father Hines' orchestra,every one of them dressed in a vividRussian blouse, began Father Hines'own composition, "Rosetta." Mr.Tobinson and Mr. Breasted enteredarm in arm, singing in unison. Afterthis eye-opener, the rally really gotunder way with a re-enactmen*’ ofthe coronation of Peter the Greai. Folkus on CampusBy M. N. ^I —Fewer cars, more uniforms, Wagner and Yasus; Rosemary andfewer joyboys, acampus paper, and representativea new use forthe Stagg egg shell. The campus isfinally discovering a new rendezvousunder the once football-fan-fillednorth stands.Friday night the Dekes took overthe northstand rink, Quentin Mooreand Lucile Wing, John Buckinghamcum nulla femina, Emil Ritter etiam,Dewey Norris and Chloe. The ath¬letes adjourned to U.T. for a hottoddy and a Daisy hamburger—upto 15 cents now they are. Also inU.T.: Phi Gams Briggs, Hanson, andNick with women; Rae and Earl withLauerman and a Quaddie who is asenior in the B-school and was therethe next night with a different man.Saturday night at the rink—PatRutledge and Jack Lyding. Fay Hor¬ton arrived late and left late with aman—Cal's in the army. Carl Drag-stedt was there both nights. Maybehe's substituting skating for thatfourth course he couldn't find.C-Dance Saturday night was abig success and the reasonable fac¬simile of Glenn Miller turned out tobe pretty reasonable. PJ. withAbbott Baker looking very happy.Where was prancing Anson? HelenFlood with Bob Moore and WallyKirk on furlough with Alice Boren.Smoothest freshman couple: MaryLou Emmart and Wally HetfronlSmoothest senior couple: newlypinned Janet Peacock and luckySherry. We didn’t get that close butthe pin is rumored to be covered bya maze of jewels. Karen Grenanderand Whitey Bayard tempted wolvesNeff and Green by dancing . . . justdancing. Betsy Kuh and Pep Paulsonhad wolf trouble too. It's a shamethat the Harveys between themdon’t have a pair of shoes that fit.Poor Louise danced all evening withBrit Wadlund in her stockings. Jane pin. Horace Wiliiston with thatsmooth Kitty Wilson and no rodshirt. Well I guess it had to go tothe laundry some time. Betty Sieg¬fried with John Crosby and Meag¬her wolf trouble. Don Boyes on alast fling at wolfing before he leftfor the army Monday. Mary May,Wyvern she-wolf who was draggedout of circulation by Tom Hay'sD.U. pin, showed up with clean,hands and beaming face and Tom.Dorothy Duft, Jeanne Cleary, CarolRussell, and Audrey Reid were therewith men. Syd Chryst and Betty-Alice Early; Pat Stone and JohnZurmuehlen. Armstrong and Mc¬Laughlin breezed in near the end.Marge Sullivan has an engage¬ment ring and the AHing-Bethke,Booth-Kamin engagements h e v ebeen announced. Former M-B beau¬ty, Prue Coulter, is wearing smocksand making little things. Quad AnnPatterson has moved to New Yorkand now has an exclusive GooseNeck, Long Island residence.Betty MacNeille is having car andPhi Psi trouble. We'd teK more butwe might be sued . . . too.By far the best attended socialfunction of the week was the "line"in the press building. Students weregreeted at the door by hostesses.Joan Linden and Bobby Reece whopassed out the score carckv-a^youcan't tell the players without ascorecard . . . and indicated thepari mutual windows. Betting ranhigh. It was a slow race. No onewon.FISHER CLEANERS•241 UlflVERSlTY AVENUE^ Hour Cl*anfaieSpaeiol OdortoMSanrica.'We operate our own plant*sm YOUR BAecAet ahead-AMD TAKE YOUR TRAIN CAREFREE!Don’t start for home cluttered up with luggage. Just phoneRailway Express and weTl call for your trunks and bags,speed them to your home, and save you time and needlessworry. Gives you more room and comfort on the train, too,to say nothing of pick-up and delivery at no extra chargewithin our regular vehicle limits in all cities and principaltowns.You can send "collect**, too, when you use Railway Ex¬press. Just phone for information or service.AGENCY INC.NATION-WIDE RAIL-AIR SERVICE IJtf' O "A L. W-C •<“ '4-Thursday, January 14, 1943Wash Prom As UsualInto the Maroon office this hecticTuesday afternoon dropped BobBean, chairman of the Student So¬cial Committee, who broke one ofthe really big stories of the year asfar as student activities are con¬cerned.Here is what should gladden theheart of every stag-line Romeo andboy-friend rationed co-ed. TheWashington Prom, time-honoredFebruary formal, will be held thisyear in spite of war and gas ration¬ing, and the junior stooges for theCommittee plenipotentiaries are al¬ready picked. This WashingtonProm committee, under the chair¬manship of Pep Paulson, will makethe arrangements, the Student So¬cial Committee will pick the band,and at present Mr. Paulson is look¬ing for some sophomores to do thehard and unheralded work of pub¬licity.The Prom, traditionally held onthe eve of Washington's birthday,will be held at the Grand Ballroomof the Shoreland Hotel, 55th streetand Lake Michigan, on Saturdayevening, February 20. Feelers havebeen extended toward several bigname bands, and there is every hopethat the Prom will surpass even lastyear's gala affair.’Girls SeekNew HomesThe poor girls who were evictedfrom Blake and Gates dormitorieslast quarter have, ever since, beenwandering forlornly over the neigh¬borhood searching for a place to liedown nights. Since that day thehousing bureau has been faced withthe problem of where to put 123 ofthem to their individual satisfaction.The first plan was to double themup with the tenants at Green, Fos¬ter, Kelly, and Beecher. It was ex¬pected that the migrants wouldflock joyfully to their new homes.That didn't happen. It seems theywere choosy; they didn't like thefood at the aforementioned houses.Despite the fact that it meant areduction in rent, the majority ofthem felt that there were somethings ladies just couldn't put upwith.As a result the bureau was forcedto search elsewhere. As it standsmost have been established inboarding houses within walking dis¬tance of campus. Maybe they paymore for it, but at least nobody hasto suffer any indignities.CLASSIFIEDWANTED—Two students for group leader¬ship in Settlement: Maintenance plus112.60 monthly. Fellowship House, 881West 38rd place. Yards 6292, Mrs. Mauck.WANTED—Girl student to stay with children4 eveL a week in exchange for ownroom Jk bath. Plaza 8872. Army ClassesBegin StudiesThere are now approximately 315electronic students on campus, be¬ing trained by the Army SignalCorps. One class began last Oc¬tober and ends next month, when anew class will begin, and anotherclass now in progress began in De¬cember.The electronics students have tak¬en over Eckhart and Cobb libraries,and returned Classics, which theyhad last quarter. Their laboratoryand shop classes meet in Ryerson,where they have taken over twofloors of the north wing. Lecturesand discussions are scattered overthe campus. The lectures are givenby University instructors from thephysical science department. Rob¬ert Moon is in charge.The course is a war training pro¬gram in radio and ultra high fre¬quency techniques. Most of the stu¬dents are members of the E.R.C.When the course is completed, someof the men go into active duty, andothers go on for further training.At the end of the course, the stu¬dents are allowed to take the ArmyInstitute Exams. Those in the E.R.C.who pass them will eventually begiven college credit for their course. CHICAGO MAROONRWR BringsCampus MusicSaturday night the Russian WarRelief Committee on campus willpresent a concert of chamber mu¬sic at 8:30 in Mandel Hall. Themusicians compose two of the finestmusical organizations in the city.The Amy Neill String Quartet, andthe Symphony Woodwind Quintet.They will play:Trio for Violin, Horn and Piano,Opus 40 BrahmsQuintet for Wood Instruments, Opus24, No. 2 HindemithQuintet for Plano and Strings, Opus57 ShostakovitchThe Shostakovitch Quintet Is beingperformed for the first time in Chi¬cago.The concert is the first venturefor RWR this quarter. The commit¬tee reports that over $700 worth ofmedical supplies is in the service ofthe Red Army as a result of Univer¬sity efforts. Says Al Romenchick,Chairman of RWR on campus, "Theconcert will be a solemn answer tothe Nazi destroyers of culture."Tickets are 55c and 83c and areon sale at the box office in MandelCorridor all week.The War Stamp committee willmeet tomorrow in the Lounge A ofthe Reynolds Club at 3:30. Anyoneinterested in selling War Stamps isurged to attend. Page ThreeArmy Replaces MusicThere will be no more- Beethovenat 5735 University Avenue. In keep¬ing with the trend of the times, thehalls of the Music Building will echothe cadence of military steps "forthe duration." Thus the Music De¬partment joins the growing list ofthose facilities deranged by theschool's contribution to the war ef¬fort. Need for additional space forthe Meterology courses necessitatedthe move.Scattered from Classics to Mitch¬ell Tower and much curtailed inspace and facilities," the Music De¬partment goes on with its’ work.Mack Evans, choir director, holdingforth in the former Maroon office inLex arhid the brushes and buckets ofthe decorators, looks forward to asuccessful quarter. At this time Mr.Evans has 100 voices at his disposaland is optimistic in spite of the ob¬vious difficulties,"which is anotherway of saying that he's worriedabout the draft. The choir takescharge of the music for the Sundaymorning chapel services, and is alsoplanning another program, for whicharrangements are still vague.Charles Buckley, in charge of theorchestra, shares the tiny office.Much satisfied with the Concert atthe close of the Autumn quarter,which he called "a great success,he plans a children's concert for thisterm, at which Prokofieff's Peter and the Wolf will be a must. He^also hopes for another program, butplans for the orchestra are still very^much in the embryonic state.This peaceful and melodious set¬ting was far removed, physically aswell as aesthetically, from the fourthfloor of Classics, where this reportertrudged in a fruitless search afterdepartment chairman Cecil Smith,who was not in town. There, amidhuge piles of records and scores,and crescendos from the movingmen reminiscent of the worst dis¬harmonies of Sibelius, Mr. Smith'spetite, blonde secretary was finallyuncovered at the bottom of adangerously swaying stack of etudes.Her admission that the depart¬ment was very uncomfortablycrowded was not necessary, as onelook would have convinced anyone.The department—as evidenced bythe rumbling crates and books piledup without system or order—is stillfar from settled. Three small officesunder the attic of Classics, the choirroom in Lex, an office for Mr. Gass-man in Mitchell Tower, are the de¬partment's worldy assets. This over¬crowding is very painful inasmuch asthe department has not yet beenable to find a much needed listeningroom. However, it seems the de-' partment will survive.Peggy'sMassage Studio1155 Edit 55thHYDE PARK 7656 “iPick{a bright woolwith hand-picked edgesSHETLAND SUIT and TOPCOAT#2995 eachFlash around in this buttoned-down jacket suit, hand-stitched in all the right places. Be doubly smooth in thematching topcoat with back vent and arm straps for crossshouiderjwear. Shetland wool in Bermuda blue, red, cara¬mel. 12-20. $29.95 each. College Bureau—Sixth FloormakCHICAGO MAROON TNib^y, 14, 1943Enjoy YourCOLLEGE NIGHTFridayWITHRUSS MORGANMusic in the Morgan MannerANDGay and ColorfulPROFESSIONALAND COLLEGE SHOWSAdmission 65cIncluding TaxGet Special Student Tickets at Activities WindowIN THE BEAUTIFULMARINE DINING ROOMRide the "L" or the Bus—It's Easy — Costs LittleOn Behalf of the Public THE CHICAGO MAROONEntered January 13, 1943, «s third dessmall In the United States Postal Service.The official student publication of theUniversity of Chicago.BOARD OF CONTROLPublisher Jim AbegglenNews Editor Minna SachsSports Editor Paul PattonFeature Editor Hartley PfeilComptroller Rick MeanaAdvertising Manager Barbara OrtiundCirculation Manager Dick PetersonNext week University Players willproduce "Heaven Can Wait." Itcan. The players have consistentlychosen plays difficult of perform¬ance, but this is probably the firstthat is impossible.Harry Segall, when writing"Heaven Can Wait," had a goodidea. He wondered what wouldhappen if a man's soul were trans¬planted into another's body. Un¬fortunately the problem was a littletoo much for Segall himself to solve.And so the plot wanders haltinglythrough humorous though meaning-lessly diverse paths and is onlybrought to its conclusion by a com¬plete transformation of the disem¬bodied soul itself.It all begins when an inexperi¬enced "messenger" from heavencollects the soul of an amiable andambitious pug (Joe Pendleton) sixtyyears before his time is up. Pendle¬ton's fight manager. Max Levene,finds the soulless body and has itcremated, leaving Joe strictly out inthe cold. So it's up to the heavenboys to get him a new body.From this point on, Segall finds itnecessary to continuously mangleeven the playwright's most fantasticconception of heaven in order tokeep his plot full of humorous situa¬tions. The humor is fine; it is evensubtle at times. But in consequencethe plot suffers. It becomes exceed¬ingly complex and, after it unravel¬ling, falls in a tangled heap.But lest the reader continue inconfusion, I shall outline the plot.Pendleton tries on the body of Jon¬athan Farnsworth, banker, recentlymurdered by wife and secretary, asa temporary set-up to smooththings over for a but lovable girl,Bette Logan, whose father Farns¬worth has put in jail. Pendleton, asFarnsworth, finds himself falling inlove with Bette, and the feeling ismutual. But Farnsworth's soul makesterrific objections to having his bodyin the prize ring, so the necessaryproblem is set up. Pendleton wantsto continue as Farnsworth, becauseeverything has turned out to be justducky, but no dice. Farnsworth isunhappy, even In heaven, so some¬thing has to be changed.There's another fighter hangingaround who gets bumped off forrefusing to throw a fight. Pendletontakes over Murdock's body longenough to win the fight, but stillwants to get back into Farnsworth,divorce his fond wife, and marry Bette. But that is altogether toocomplex a set-up for Segall. Any¬way, the audience is getting prettytired by now so it's time to windthings up. It all taken care of byhaving Pendleton become Murdockpermanently, even losing ail mem¬ory of ever having been Pendleton.Complicated, isn't it? But let's seenow. Bette is still unhappy. Oh,well, just bring her into Murdock'sdressing room. She'll fall in love withhim, ail right. And so she does.To me, it's not at all plain whyBette never discovers Joe Pendle¬ton. Or why Joe can't continue asJoe, though in somebody else'sbody. Or, for that matter, why thewhole problem got started. Go tothe production next week and you'llsee what I mean.Lawrence Stars at OperaThe stage of the Civic OperaHouse, beginning Tuesday night,January 19, will hold the largest andmost magnificent production in the^^A.me''ican theatre, "Lady in the;Dark," a musical play by Moss HartCHECKERCLEANERS55th 6t WoodlawnOJANUARY SPECIAL:Two shirts launderedFREEwith $1.00 cleaningorder. with music by Kurt Weill and lyricsby Ira Gershwin, and starring thetalented and famous internationalcomedienne, Gertrude Lawrence.There will be matinees on Wednes¬day and Saturday."Lady in the Dark" is the story ofa woman of great charm in hermiddle thirties, who thinks that shehas organized her life sensibly andintelligently, who is the successfuleditor of a woman’s fashion maga¬zine, but who suddenly discoversone day that for no apparent reasonshe has lost her grip on things andfalls into a panic. She seeks the helpof a psychoanalyst.During the course of her analysisit is learned that she is sufferingfrom a frustration forced upon hersince childhood. She dreams of be¬ing glamorous, sought after, thetoast of the town, the most beautifulwoman in the country.The dreams (which in the courseof the play are set to words andmusic and unfolded in colorfulscenes) indicate the conflict whichhas finally been brought to the sur¬face by a series of events.Gertrude Lawrence is to be seenat her talented best, parading hercharm and versatility.Complete BachelorLaundry Service GOING TO ANY WINTER FORMALS?Send her a Corsage from MITZIE'S.Use your C-Book Coupon for a DISCOUNT.MITZIE'S FLORAL SHOPOpen Evenings & Sundays1301 EAST 55th STREET55th & Woodlawn An important staff meetingwill be held this afternoon at3:30 in the Maroon office. Allstaff members are asked to at¬tend.CHICAGO MAROONSaturday Pop ConcertBetterSeenllianlleardTlwitsday, Jahudiy 14, 1943‘Phil Story VFateUndecided"Philadelphia Story," much pub¬licized by D.A. as the forthcomingsmash hit of the year, may soon belisted as another casualty of war.After a month of line-learning andrehearsals the fate of this unusuallywell-cast show hangs in the balancein the Dramatic Productions office.The principal reason is that direc¬tor Jeff Mongerson, who left schoolat the end of last quarter, has re¬turned with a two-year load ofcourses to be completed in two■quarters. Sue Bohnen, who fell heirto the directorship when Jeff left,also finds herself unable to devoteenough time to D.A. work. EddeArmstrong, already cast as C. K.Dexter Haven, is next in line but Edis scheduled for active duty in theArmy Air Corps. However, if hedoes accept the position the showwill go on. So far Ed Kas not beencontacted but he is expected tomake his decision today.The second thorn in the D.A.flesh is the imminent induction of allmale members of the cast. Most arealready registered in the various re¬serves and have no way of knowingwhether they still will be on campusby January 30, the scheduled pro¬duction date. Steve Atwater alreadyhas withdrawn from the cast, leav¬ing a gaping hole in the line-up.However, ever-optimistic D.A. hasyet to cancel its reservation forMandel Hall. Last Saturday evening, the gay,gallery-filling "Pop" Concert goerstook a breathing spell and found theair congested. The program, con¬sisting as it did of the Overture to"Euryanthe," "The Swan of Tuon-ela," selections from the "Damna¬tion of Faust," and the SymphonyNo. 6 of Tschaikowsky, in itself guar¬anteed a thoroughly relaxing per¬formance, but the bill of fare wasenhanced by a guest conductor, al¬ways a perfectly irresistible drawingcard. Not only was he a guest, butan exotic one, for he came fromacross the somberly flowing St. Law¬rence, from Montreal's "ConcertsSymphoniqjes." Desire Defauw, forthe first time conducting in Chi¬cago, gracefully accepted a batonfrom Mr. Weicher, the concert-master, and with a hasty, thoughpleasing gesture, called for theopening bars of "Euryanthe."If I had gone to this performancewith vision aoceptable by the NavalAir Corps and hearing atrociousthat 4-F was inevitable, I submit thatI would have enjoyed the concert.For I cannot deny that Mr. Defauwis a thoroughly satisfying conductorin the lean sense of the word. Whenhe grips the rail of the podium withone hand, leans far back over hisstand, and calls down the wrath ofthe trumpets with a sweeping ba¬ ton, one unhesitatingly believes thatthe conductor should receive a per¬fectly overpowering climax. That hefrequently fails to do so, or pro¬duces one at a moment both logic-allly and emotionally unfit to receiveIt is but one of the many paradox¬ical quirks in Mr. Defauw's conduct¬ing.On the whole the concert was adismal failure. With the exceptionof the "Dance of the Sylphs," whichno one could have played moresatisfactorily, and the "Rakoczy"march, whose glittering phraseologyand thunderous climaxes Mr. De¬fauw caught and projected with apleasing ease—so pleasing that heran through it again for an encore—the concert was played with anopaqueness that wore out the au¬dience quite as much as it must havethe performers."Euryanthe"was donewell enough,but with the "Swan of Tuonela" Mr.Defauw seemed ill at ease. AlthoughIhe separate sections were good,notably the one for English horn,they remained sections. It was as ifthe conductor felt the proper wayto cast the scene was to take firstthe swirling black waters of theriver, then the snowy swan, then itssong, without ever unifying them allby placing them each in relation tothe others.The "Swan of Tuonela" was, how¬ever, by no means the ebb tide ofthe performance. It was with theTschaikowsky that the concert reallycollapsed. Mr. Defauw failed utter¬ly to capture the mood of the Sym¬phony, though mood is well nigh itssole raison d'etre.The first movement began withmuch the same tempo as the famousFurwangler reading, but escaped in¬to an ill-assorted group of tempiduring the agitated section of theintroduction, and crawled with anacutely distressing grotesqueness, in¬to the principal theme. This theme,played with a stately expressivenessat its first appearance, lapsed intobanality and a false pathos duringthe recapitulation. The stormy con¬flict of the development section wasplayed with a mock bravado, acrude tempestousness, and the love¬ly, wistful half march in descendingchords at the conclusion of themovement, usually an orchestralshowpiece of delicate shadings, waspathetically misread by the conduc¬tor who tormented it into a lush,macabre cry in the night.The second movement was nota¬ble for the crudity with which Mr.Defauw brought back the firsttheme. On paper this transition isone of the smoothest in all Tschai¬kowsky, but our guest, evidently im¬pressed with the dullness of Mon¬treal audiences, positively shoutedthe suggestive phrases in clarinetand flute device. The third move¬CMC OPERAHOUSE BEG.TUE$.JAN.I9% The Season's GreatestTheatrical Event.... THSEATSNOW!AVOID tONOlines atSOX OFFICE-WED. MAT.tut HtAMAGMf/CeurMUS/CAL TRWMPMII rlw Jr MUS/CALTR/UMPH l|darkMieis IVIS.t ORCH.i $3.30. $2.7$. $2.20t lALCTt |2.20. $I.SS; 2NO BALC.: $l.i0. .$3.• .8$: SA1. MAT. OlieH.1 $2.78, $2.20; BALC.: $1.6$, $1.10, .55. Inel. Taxl«S0nlnc Night Benefit Margaret Xtter Creche Nursery: Main FLOOR; $5.50. $4.40 andS.^.30 for this benefit performance ONLY Na in.*.-/..-- - -—-||P|||#||HI Elr l%WRmSMOKHM 66 Baffle FilterThrills SmokeisUSED IN MEDICO PIPES, CIGAR,’ AND CIGARETTE HOLDERSNevr York—The scientific,absorbent filter has contributeamightily to the smokingpleasure of millions of men andwomen who have switchedto Medico Filtered Smoking.Actually, the smoke must travelthrough 66 “baffles” beforereaching the mouth. Flakes andslugs are trapped; and thesmoke is whirl-cooled as it windsits way through the filter. ment, which, after the "Rakoczy"march, should have been the bestin the Symphony, was far from satis¬factory. This movement, intrinsical¬ly one of Tschaikowsky's weakest,was made still weaker under De¬fauw's treatment. With all of itsphrases badly chopped up, its fren¬zied gaiety cumbersomely punc¬tured, the movement sank into utterchaos. And in the last movement,the orchestra, far from heaving oneheartrending sob, stumbled halting¬ly up the scale to dispel with agruesome finality any possibility ofone of the most revolutionary de¬vices in all Symphony having thedesired effect upon the audience.All in all it would be difficult toconvolve of a more ' dishearteningrendition of the "Pathetique." Onewas tempted at frequented inter¬ Page Pive^vals, when the going was the thick¬est, to dwell pleasantly upon thetruly definitive performance giventhe work by the late Dr. Stock atthis same time last year.The only heartening thought thatone can carry away from such aperformance as the one last Satur¬day evening, is that It cannot, in thenear future, be repeated.Y«« Man! Gotdan brown comIrittars . . . Mmmm! Canadianbacon . . . Yum! Yum! ThaBast Food in Town!Nmt Alt TroMsportatiMCocktail Looitya OpM 'Til 4 A. M.5f0 DIVIRSEY—940 RUSH ST.I43S EAST SIST ST.• • • in peace and warThis emblem is familiar throughout the nation as thesymbol of a well-trained team, integrated for service inpeace or war—The Bell Telephone System.1. American Telephone & Telegraph Co. coordinatesall Bell System activities.2. Twenty-one Associated Companies provide telephoneservice in their own territories.3. The Long Lines Department of A. T. & T. handleslong distance and overseas calls. •4. Bell Telephone Laboratories carries on scientificresearch and development.5. Western Electric Co. is the manufacturing, purchas¬ing and distributing unit.The benefits of the nation-wide service provided bythese companies are never so clear as in time of war.mR CALLS COME FIRSTCHiCASO MAROON Thursday, January 14,! 1943Grant T akes ChicagoArchangel floated gently downfronn the rafters Monday night atthe Fieldhouse of a lackadaisicalCamp Grant team, but a first halfmiracle faded before the soldiersall-star personnel as they soberlyopened up in th© second half of ahorse race game to win 48-26. Chi¬cago is left floundering in the des¬ert of a seven game losing streakwith high riding Indiana U. next onthe schedule.During an aggressive first half offast break basketball the Maroonsmade up in speed what they lackedin talent and ranged around theirpassive opponents for several quickscores. Zimmerman, starting alongwith Lilien for Chicago as the for¬wards rang up a free throw butCamp Grant's Mickey Rottner ofLoyola fame hooked in two bucketsfor four points. Chicago pulled up,breaking hard with superior speedas Oakley one-handed a basket fromfar out. Nelson and Harrison at theother starting positions controlledthe backboards aggressively keep¬ing the score to normal. The soldiersdeployed very seriously and firedaway to take a commanding leadbut Lilien, at forward, very mus¬cular indeed around the floor, turn¬ed in a fine defensive game. Chi¬cago kept pace with their oppon¬ents on several quick blockout plays,Krakowka scoring twice from closein. Blancken, huge speedster of Pur-du^ famei^“ calmly dropped in spec¬tacular o«e handers to make thescore 17 to 14, but a paternal ref¬eree smiled on the tired Chicagoteam giving them plenty of oppor¬tunity for free throws, Lilien andKrakowka flashing the light forthree. Chicago's maudlin fans howl¬ed their enthusiasm at the anachron¬istic display, but Adams and Szuk-ala (former captain of DePaul) in¬sensibly added four and the hugecenter Herbrechtsmeier, a freethrow to end the half at 22-15 withChicago riding on a wave of won.der.The Maroon's usual intellectuallethargy overtook them going intothe final period and the efforts ofElman at forward to rejuvenatethem by looking like a college ballUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO3Solomon 0 I 05 Crosbie 0 0 08 Rifas 0 I I9 Krakowka 2 3 310 Nelson I I 011 Oakley 3 0 I14 Harrison 0 0 215 Ellman 0 2 I16 Nagy 0 0 I17 Fogel 0 0 019 Husum 0 0 020 Zimmermann 0 2 I21 Lilien I 2 3Total 7 12 player was frustrated by Coach An¬derson's eccentric substitution man¬ia. From then on the team disin¬tegrated into soft shoe shuffle andSzukala, Rottner, and Blancken ofCamp Grant worked them dizzy forthree easy step-ins and Hogan add¬ed a long from the center circle.The soldiers scored at will to drawfar ahead and their second teammuscled their bulky way through fortwo more baskets. Oakley, who hadlong ago discarded notions ofbreaking for the basket, scored fromthe sideline. Lou Nagy sank a gifttoss but the chesty Frivaldsky, CampGrant's Charles—Atlas-like center,dropped a left hand hook shot. Thegun went off with the score 48 to26.Little better or worse than inprevious years, the team retains anucleus on the bench that CoachAnderson has as yet failed to takeadvantage of. Why an almost all¬sophomore gang like Lilien, Elman,and Nagy should not be out there asa unit coupled with two alternates isdifficult to see unless Anderson hassome stratagem which he is reserv¬ing for the 1944 season. With In¬diana, Ohio State, Illinois, and Wis¬consin among other Big Ten teamscoming up, it is useless to continuethe same old plays in the same oldway.BOX SCORECAMP GRANT FG FT F3 Frivaldsky 2 2 14 Herbrechtsmeier 0 I 25 Hesik 0 I 06 Blanken 5 2 I7 Adams I I 48 Hogan 2 0 29 Zawlocki 0 0 010 Stasien 0 1011 McCall I 0 I13 Kotlarczyk 0 0 014 Alonzo 0 0 015 Skurski I 0 I16 Rottner 3 2 117 Skrodzki O'O 018 Graf I 0 I20 Szukala 3 0 ITotal 19 10Organization AthleticChampionship-Point Standing, Autumn, 1942Team Points1. Delta Kappa Epsilon.... 2642. Delta Upsilon 2553. Alpha Delta Phi 2284. Phi Delta Theta 2235. Phi Sigma Delta 2206. Psi Upsilon 1907. Sigma Chi 1858. Beta Theta Pi 1759. Phi Kappa Psi 17310. Kappa Sigma 17011. Virgins 16512. Hitchcock 15513. Ellis Co-op 15014. Chicago TheologicalSeminary 1471/215. Aristotelians 1421/216. Barristers 12518. Pi Lambda Phi 10017. Phi Gamma Delta 10619. Snell 75Zeta Beta Tau 75 Ida Noyes isHome of AllGirls SportsAlthough male sports at Chicagohave achieved a notoriety for a newlow in standards, the others, thegirls who freeze their legs on theMidway and lash at one another'sshins with hockey sticks are rarelyeven noticed. Girls' sports are there,but they don't have a flair for pub¬licity like Chicago's consistent bas¬ketball team.The young stalwarts who pursuethis bitter course are governed bytwo paramount considerations. Thefirst is the war, common to all. Thesecond is clothes. It is not a case, though, of whichsweater one weais or the kind ofshoes. Far more vital. Eve worriedover the same problem. The ques¬tion is whether to wear 'em or notto wear 'em.For the sport is far more popularwherein the athlete can breeze in,take off her coat, and begin tosweat. If it involves a trip to thelocker room, a change, and a changeback again the majority are of theopinion that such is too much of agood thing.As a result, strenuous things in theline of square, social, and moderndancing, billiards and bowling aremore in the general line. Stern proj¬ects like swimming, riding, and bad¬minton must skate along with a fewsturdy intrepid individualists. The routine that doesn't provide for aconvenient wardrobe doesn't havea fighting chance.Against this vital issue the warshows up rather palely. True, it is(Continued on page eight)All Star Touchball—1942 -The following were selected asthe all-star touchball team bycredited umpire on basis oi 5points for 1st team and 3 forsecond.Dick Reynolds, Phi Kappa Psi 45Bob Higgins, Alpha Delta Phi 43James Wenger, Alpha DeltaPhi .' 35Bob Tully, Delta Upsilon 31Don Randa, Delta Upsilon 25Andy Muldoon, Virgins 22Dewey Norris, Delta KappaEpsilon 21The UniversityHas Gone To War!All students are enlisted for the duration—in uniform or out. Thewar department has calle^ the colleges to the colors! But more thanweapons are needed to smash the Axis! Ideas are vital to victory. Everystudent must read the most informative, most exciting book of the year:EARL BROWDER'SVICTORY AND AFTERIT'S WAR-CURRICULARPROFESSOR HARRISON L, HARTLEY, of the deportment of Philosophy end Psy-cology et Simmons College: "I consider Mr. Browder's book VICTORY—ANDAFTER an outstanding contribution to national unity and the unity of the alliednations ... I was particularly pleased with the temperance with which Browder wrote.He could have spent a lot of time saying, 'I told you so', but his restraint adds tothe effectiveness of his writing. . . . The complete objectivity of the book adds toits value as a contribution ♦© winning this war in the shortest possible time."ALFRED KREYMBORG, distinguished American poet: "I was deeply moved by itstruly wonderful program stated in clear and human terms for any man to read. . . .I ve never read a book closer to the demands of a perfect literary style."DR. HARRY F. WARD, Union Theological Seminary: "It (Victory—and After) callsfor continuous analysis of the moving scene, it challenges the reader to continuousaction to meet every necessity of the developing war situation."JACK CONROY in the Chicago Sun: "Browder's presentation ... Is lively andabsorbing, persuasively stated and as timely as today's headlines."Get Your Copy Today!Popular Edition 50c Regular $2.00. Also on Sale THE MODERN BOOK STOREut 64 W. Randolph - Bth FloorUniversity of Chicago Please send me copies of Victory—and After. 1Bookstore have checked the edition 1 want.• □ Popular □ RegularWoodworth's Book Store NameAddress- :#CityThursday, January 14, 1943 CHICAGO MAROON Page SevenMaroon Sports TheyTlTakeWheaton 1In theShowerwith paul patton'Tis a tradition of journalism instarting a new column, to state thereason (or excuse) for its existenceas well as its final aim, in the firstissue. Some writers conform to thistradition. Some don't. I shall.Main and most important reasonfor existence is the crying need for acolumn which will let the little un¬known truths about the athletic sit¬uation on campus be known, for in¬stance—the silent but unceasing warbetween the administration and theathletic department heads concern¬ing methods of running Chicago’ssportsAs to my final end—it will be toshow that the student at Chicago isjust as capable—perhaps more so—in athletics once he has put his mindto it—as any other student in anyother college in the U.S. 1 firmlybelieve and will show in successiveissues by facts, why this is true, yetat the same time will explatf> whythe seeming paradox—the slump inthe Universties varsities sports—ex¬ists.Chicago SquadsChamps in Botli 'SquaA and RifleCoach Paul Derr, on his own re¬sponsibility, built up a champion¬ship, tho unofficial, squash team.Under his guidance Abbot Hall ofNorthwestern was decisively beaten,5 to I. Since the game calls for asix-man squad, and Chicago enteredonly five men, the one match lostwas by default.Leading off, Dan Smith defeatedhis opponent 3-2; "Doc" Wright,playing number two position, tookhis man 3-0; Gene Luenigh andForrest Hammer, third and fourthrespectively both defeated their op¬ponents 3-0; Leonard Jacobs, fifth,won 3-1. Purdue succumbed to thisunofficial team last quarter, 3-2, andthe squad has two three-man teamsin the B-section of the ChicagoLeague.Rifle Squad Victorious SinceOct. '40That unnoticed and 'unmentionedrifle team of the University of Chi¬cago has not been beaten by a rifleclub since Oct. 1940, according toCoach Russell Wills Jr. Rifle sched¬ule starts this week with Chicagoagainst Northwestern, each on theirhome grounds. Gene Gleason standsout in first place amongst Chicago’ssharpshooters with an average of372 out of a possible 400. HarryTully, Bob Elghammer, Art Gay. andBob Guillandeau complete the team. TRACK TEAM IGINORES PROPHESIES;DOWNS NAVY PIER SQUAD BY 54 to 50ALL TOGETHER over the high hurdles go these light-footedathletes during yesferday*s indoor track meet between the Uni¬versity of Chicago and Navy Pier, won by the Maroons in theirown fieldhouse by the narrow margin of 54-50. Left to right and the order of their finish are Vance Appli Navy Tier, .'hird;Aubrey Moore, Chicago, second, and George Lewis, Navy Pier,first. Th4 time: 9.4.(Phete CoartMT of CHICAGO SUN)Chicago BattlesWheaton onMats SaturdayVarsity wrestling starts Saturdayagainst Wheaton on Chicago’shome grounds. Sixth last year in theconference, Chicago's varsity wres¬tlers, under Coach Vorres direction,expect to better that record by atleast two places.Wrestling in the 121-lb. class willbe Nick Melas; 128-lb. class, JohnBjorklund; 136-lb., Bud Bates; 145-lb., Dick Reynolds; 155-lb. GeorgeCulp; 165-lb., Frank Getz; 175-lb.,Lyle Schoonover, and in the heavy¬weight division will be Bob Mustain.Of varsity material, but ineligiblebecause he is a freshman is BobBach, former Pa. State WrestlingChamp.Schedule for ’43 will be Wheatonon Saturday, Jan. 16; Northwestern(away) on January 23; Purdue(home) January 30; Wisconsin (away)February 6; Wheaton (away) Febru¬ary 20; Iowa (home) February 27;Northwestern (home) March I; Con¬ference (Evanston) March 5 and 6.Shankland Twins to LeaveActing coaches Earl and Court¬ney Shankland, two of Chicago'smost brilliant stars and known na¬tion-wide for their gymnastic ability,leave for active service in the ArmyAir Force next Sunday. Intramural Games This WeekThursday—Ida Noyes7; 15 DU vs. Pi Lam8:00 Phi Gam vs. Psi U8:45 Phi Delt B vs. Kappa Sig BAlpha Delt B vs. Beta BNgW under-armCream DeodorantsafelyStops Perspiration1. Does not rot dresses or men’sshirts. Does not irritate skin.2m No waiting to dry. Can be usedright after shaving.Zm Insuntly stops perspiration for1 to 3 days, prevents odor.4. A pure, white, greaseless,stainless vanishing cream.5. Awarded Approval Seal ofAmerican Institute of Launder¬ing for being harmless tofa&ic. IntramuralsStart WinterQuarter TodayIn less than a dozen days thosedevoted disciples of physical de¬velopment, the intermural athletes,will be again doing their duty tordear o I d whoever-they-happen-to-be-playing-for and making the furfly for national defense.Heading the list of contenders forathletic supremacy of the U. of C.are the Dekes and the DU's rankingfirst and second after the dust hadsettled down from last quarter's bat¬tles, During the winter quarter thebasketball, track, and wrestlingchampions will be crowned in whatmay well be the last quarter presentathletes will compete before goingto the army.Track and wrestling are tempor¬arily sidetracked until the last ofFebruary and basketball holds theunchallenged limelight when eight'A' teams begin play In the Field-'house this week. According to WallyHebert, director of intermural ath¬letics, these eight will be drawn fromthe thirteen fraternity and an un¬determined number of independentteams. The rest will begin play nextweek.(Continued on page eight) Trackmen GoFrom BehindTo ConquerBy Frances CapponThe University of Chicago's in¬door track team made chumps outof all the experts last Saturday aft¬ernoon, as they staged a thrillingcomeback to clip a highly adver¬tised Navy Pier Team 54-50.The Sailors jumped to an earlylead that looked as if they wouldturn the meet into the rout that itwas expected to be. After CaptainRay Randall had given the Maroonsa slim one point lead by winning themile. Navy swept all three places inthe shot put, and won first and sec¬ond in the 60 yard high hurdles tomake the score read 23 to 6.Then Chicago, paced by AubreyMoore, sophomore flash running inhis first varsity competition, beganto go to town in a big way. Moorewon the 60 yard dash, which madethe first 5 of his 14 points. Beard¬sley won the 440 with Gordon plac¬ing ^hird.Chicago's march toward victorywas temporarily stalled, when Mc-Clannahan and Videkovich of NavyPier placed first and second in thetwo mile run. But Bob Kincheloe putthe Maroons back on the right trackby clinching another 5 points bywinning the pole vault.Moore followed through by tak¬ing a first in the broad jump. Thehigh jump added eight points withDick Rider first and Bob Kincheloesecond. Kincheloe kept up the goodwork by winning the 70 yard lowhurdles.Navy pier's lead now shrunk to asingle point, and the score stood50-49 in their favor, going Into thelast event of the afternoon, the milerelay. Grim and determined to cap¬ture the deciding last event, theMaroon Relay team (Kincheloe,Gordon, Daly, and Beardsley) wonand defied tradition by giving Chi¬cago a lead at the end, instead ofat the beginning of a meet.The Maroons, elated over theirperfect record, are now workinghard for their next meet—Loyola atChicago January 23.Summaries:MILE RUN—Won by Randall (C);Huston (NP). second; McClannahan(NP), third. Time 4:35.8.60-YARD DASH—Won by Moore(C); Kunkle (NP), second; Hribernik(NP), third. Time :06.4.440-Y A R D D A S H — Won byBeardsley (C); Canfield (NP), sec¬ond; Gordon (C), third. Time ;53.6.(Continued on page eight)Page Bgj# CHICAGO MAROON Thurtday, JaiHiary 14. IP43Intramurals Begin Ida Noyes(Continued from page seven)\The twelve 'B' teams will alsobegin their play next week at IdaNoyes Gym. Now that this quarter'sschedule is outlined, let's have a lookat the results of last quarter's work.Winners of the touch football titlewere the Alpha Delts for the Frater¬nity League and the Virgins for theindependents. Nobody was partic¬ularly surprised at either of theseresults but biggest surprise in thelast 15 years, according to Hebert,were the Kappa Sigs who splashedwater in the faces of the otherbrotherhoods to take the swimmingmeet. Hebert says that this is thefirst time the Kappa Sigs have beenin the swim in any athletic cham¬pionship since 1927.When the inside story of the Kap¬pa Sigs victory came to light it wasdiscovered that their coach, War¬ren Pursell, Chicago Tribune report¬er, trained in underhanded methods,ii^structed his men to swim fast andget into the senior division. Otherfraternities, not suspecting this trick¬ery, told their swimmers to hold their time down and get in the nov¬ice division.When the payoff came the K.Sigs swam off with the meet sansreal competition. Says Pursell, "Wewere just honest!"Best bunch of guys to have in thearmy would be the Psi U's who wonthe extensive military relays heldlast fall.And now for the prediction of theweek: We favor one of these threeteams to take the basketball crownheld by the Phi Delt team last yearof Johanson, Dick Oakley, Nagy,Lilien, and Becker. I) DKE, 2) AlphaDelt, 3) Sigma Chi.The reason isn’t too hard to see.Nagy and Lilien have been pro¬moted to the varsity, Oakley is goneand Johanson never was a Phi Delt.Well, Mister, if you'd like to playbasketball, and now I'm talkingmainly to the independents, drop upto the athletic office in the thirdfloor Reynolds Club and give yourname to Wally Hebert. If you havesome friends get together a team—it only takes five guys to have a lotof fun. (Continued from page six)a fact that no one out of uniformcan beg a scrap of food any morein Ida Noyes. In the old days thenoon hour was the popular time torun through the athletic routine andthen feed one's self at the cafeteria.Today it’s just a nuisance. Guardsare on duty at every door leadingto food. To take a class betweeneleven and one is out of the way,and conservative parties such as thesquare dance people have had aserious shock.From the same cause, girls arebeing crowded out of the one stu¬dent swimming pool left on campus.Once they had it all to themselves.Today the men take over three daysof the week and Saturdays if theywant it. 'For the rest, the projects at IdaNoyes flow on in their accustomedcourse. The aspiring girl with mus¬cles progresses steadily upwardsfrom the elementary until she finallystands at the doorstep of one of theathletic ’’clubs’’ in her division.Whether or not she enters varies inprocedure. In the social dancingsection, for instance, she is obliged to attend their weekly dances untilthe members have scouted her outto their own satisfaction. At thatpoint one of the members asks herwhile dancing if she'd stay to themeeting afterwards. As simple asthat.Competition between them ishaphazard but strong. At the endof each quarter any team that caresto try can compete with the rest.Employees, alumni, clubs, dormitor¬ies, anyone. In municipal tourna¬ments the various clubs can com¬pete.The girls who labor thus are con¬sistent if not newsy. With 578enrolled in various courses last yearand the same figure building up thisweek they are considerable. Bowl¬ing, dancing, billiards and the othermore popular courses may not bemusclebuilders, but any girl whowants bulging biceps can alwayswrite in to Charles Atlas. (Continued from page seven)60-YARD HIGH HURDLE—Wonby Lewis (NP); Moore (C), second;Af^l (NP), third. Time :09.4.SHOT-PUT — Won by Cumutt(NP); Curtis (NP), second; Barter(NP), third. Distance 38 feet 6 inch¬es.TWO-MILE RUN—Won by Mc-Clannahan (NP); Videkovich (NP),second; Meyer-Oakes (C). third.Time 10:37.HALF-MILE RUN—Won by Ran¬dall (C); Huston (NP), second; Alien(NP), third. Time 2:06.4.POLE VAULT—Won by-Kinche-loe (C); Canfield (NP), second; Can¬ada (NP), third. Height 12 feet.BROAD JUMP—Won by Moore(C); Kunkle (NP), second; Curnutt(NP), third. Distance 20 feet 4 inch¬es.HIGH JUMP — Won by Rider(C); Kincheloe (C), second; Bardole(NP), third. Height 5 feet 8 inches.70-YARD LOW HURDLE—Wonby Kincheloe (C); Confield (NP),second; Moore (Cj third. Time :08.3.MILE RELAY—Won by Chicago(Kincheloe, Gordon, Daly, Beards¬ley). Time 3:35.VOLUNTEERS NEEDED as subjects for defense research project. Must be 18-25years old, connpletely healthy, normal vision. Will live in hospital with board &room free & $2.00 a day compensation. Required to give six half-days per weekfor about three months. Work not injurious to health.DR. RICKETTS. BILLINGS HOSPITALRoom M 140, Phone 547 —or— Room M269. Phone 335WHAT CIGARET GIVES SMOKERS WHAT THEY WANTCTAltt TBt ««WITH THEnnoking ^ •' *•world 9 a ,nioke.ever^hiny® oher yeor, yo«better cigarette. • •. *43 tone in on Amor-fo, Mor.VW,!— BA€K THEUPMAS uznMSBUY WAR BONDSLEHERSWRTEC[)[ ItRFItlDSCopyr^ 1943, Ligcitt ft Mybu Tosacco Ca/LI.BERTAS.4*^['Mfffinrfi^BI OR.TA • •r E 11 1 'f i f:[ p ff 1 pi 1 '.,w 11 u V*•NThe College Scene In the year since Pearl Harbor every American college .campus has undergone great changeswith more soon to come, /imany schools snappy military drills prepare students for Army lifeand the commands of the legendary sergeants. Here student officers of the Davidson CollegeROTC unit come to ottention as Old Glory passes. In the background, Davidson^s famousChambers auditorium./Slcysci^ping Center — Opposing player^ will ftave towear stilts if they want to stop seyen-fopt center Bob. |Cur-iond, Oklahoma A & M player, from making d bdskpt.Even a ladder doesn't help 5' 11" Byford Maddo)?, ^Uoan Aggie hoopster,^ prevent the country's tallest ^dskeleerfrom scoringPosing tor War Posters — In respdnse to reqci ests by theCivilian Defense, DePauw Universi^ art studfnts are makin^qof Prof. Alexander Reid. Acting as model for one. poster isthe tattered uniform of a sptdier m the heat of b attle.'Neath Crossed Sabres marches Mary Margaret Coyl, newly appointed honorary colonel A Crowd of Runners rounds the first turn in the 34th Annual Varsityof the Coe College ROTC, with her escort Robert Smythe, cadet lieutenant colonel. They led Cross Country Run, held at Van Cortlandt Park, New York City. Frankthe grand march at the annual Military Ball, one of the college's main social functions of Dixon of N.Y.U. crossed the finish line first, followed by LeRoy Schwarz-the year. GazeHe-Hamblin Photo kopf of Yale. AcmeILLTAKE CAMELS! they'reANY TIMETHE REAL THING —PLENTY FLAVORFULAND MILO! r★ IN ★THE ARMYthey say:"HAY burners"for cavalry horses"jughead"for the army mule"CHICKENS"for the eagle insignia of' a colonel"CAMELfor the Army man’s favoritecigarette WARBONMGfTAMMAO’' thJ Coast Gua,'^arerte ig r3ncf Q^TURKISH^Cl craa & DOMESTIQBLEND “GARETTE^^^^J COSTLIER TOBACCOS.‘l^citViotit iyeWPolyfecholc. (n&tifute is phojo^r<1 $1,000 war bondV>* JiTflIritercloss:. Duei -^ This fast-adiorr/i- shoV >yas taken the^Ball bounc- - ,! "ed,,6ff the backboard 4urin9pntested FrpshrSoph, gametflnffifufe of 'Technology. Bob ^land->wehrj^ steals the. ball Jrom'^red,bewflderedJ^b|f!^I^^^S<>ri!)*i 1ihe' traimV^g' tll«iAiWii«thetWai^ Ve^becomii^g;,.'Stoop, at',W<^'**'">1 wi--ietty#Jane^oh,common;neimbers of Kappa Delta sorority at the AlabamaI Dorothy Fenn, president of the sorority, buysSouth Dakota State College co-eds look on'while their teammate Emily Ann Julian,national intercollegiate co-ed pocket billiard champion, receives a few pointers fromCharles C. Peterson, well known cue expert. The South Dakota co-ed team rankedsecond in the nation in the National Telegraphic Billiards tourney last spring. Tolimf Honorary Students is one of the traditions of Ivy Dayrsify of Nebraska, when all honorary men and women of thepresented to the student body. This photo shows the mask-Newmann, Delta Gamma, by Jeanette Mickey, Tri Delt.LKTRicirr Two Dozen Years of Service — Nat Holman, dean of Americanbasketball coaches, begins his 24th year as head mentor at CCNY.His Beavers are preparing to defend their title of Metropolitan NewYork champions which they have held for the past three Seasons.WT THKSHOCK(F VIUR lifeShocking Entertainment was furnished for the freshmen of Oberlln College when they were feted ata carnival recently. Jean Whitehead, center, was "shocked" for the benefit of the watching freshmenand she's really getting a kick out of it. At right, helping to convey the shock, is Gordon MacCon-nachie, senior class president. Collegiote Digest Photo by StofonHawkeyes Give Up 'Name’ Bands—Buy Jeep InsteadHighlight of the Christmasformal at the State Univer¬sity of Iowa was the pres¬entation of a $1,000 checkfor the purchase of a quar¬ter-ton army jeep. Themoney wqs saved by theCentral Student PartyCommittee by having lo¬cal, instead of big namebands play at all-univer¬sity parties this year. Atleft, Committee ChairmanJack Talbot presents Col.Homer H. Slaughter, headof the military deparment,with the check in the pres¬ence of Virgil M. Hancher,president of the University.Pictured at right Is Sergt.Paul Flumer, who bravedsub-zero weather to drivethe jeep to the dance fromDes Moines, surrounded byg bevy of Iowa lovlies.Photos from TalbotLooking Through a Transit in a surveying class is LoisSteel, sophomore engineer at the University of Colorado. Shebecame a freshman before she had graduated from highschool, hopes to become a mechanical engineer and buildairplanes. - Collegiate Digest Photo by DonskyChomp Twirlers — Mickey Surman and James Perelli,both former national baton twirling champions, strut theirstuff for the Knox College band. Together they have wona total of 105 contests. They have 84 medals, four trophiesand five batons won as prizes at various twirling contests.Golle6iale Pi6estSectionPublications Office: 3S3 FawkesBuildins, Minneapolis, Minnesota ReprestnMirt:HATlONAk ADVERTISINGSERVICE INC.’ 4S0 Madison Avenue, New' York400 No. Michisan Avenue, Ckicase ^Boston S«n Francisco Los Anseles Snow FunThe first heavy snowfall of theseason brought out plenty ofskiing equipment and causednumerous spills for the girlsof William Smith College, Ge¬neva, N. Y. Here Helen Sher¬lock comes up from a nose¬dive smiling while Ellen Hark-inson speeds to the rescue.Collegiate Digest Photo by Oakley Attentioil Camera Fans!Collegiate Digest Is.eoger to print pictures of events on YOUR compuii«;:Next time seething big happens at your school shoot it^n^ send tf^^'f* print to us. Youll enjoy seeing "mode'qt-home" pictures and the t|^bucks per won't exactly huH you. Send gloss prints at least 3x5odequote caption material to317 Fawkes Building, Minnea||^is, ^nn. MWAR BONDS g STAMPS^mp PtTCHm!with United States War Bonds &Stamps! Every Stamp and BondYou Buy Helps to Calf a Strikeon America's Enemies.Get in the Game NOWfSave for Victory--Buy a War Bond!\IForty years ago Berry College, located in the red clay hilts of theBlue Ridge mountains of Georgia, consisted of a tiny log cabin andhad an enrollment of three students. Today, through the prodigiouswork of its founder, Martha Berry, the school has become one of thegreatest in the nation, and its 5,000 annual waiting list is the largestin the world.Originally the school accommodated students from Georgia alone, butnow the enrollment is representative of the entire south. Less than eightper cent of the 1,200 young men and women enrolled pay anythingin cash for room, board and tuition, working in school shops, forms,dairies, kitchens, bakeries, weaving rooms, orchards, poultry lots, brickplants, nurseries or others of the 25 industries.Gifts to Berry come from people in every walk of life — from presidentsof the United States to a widow who sold her coat to make a con¬tribution. There is no ''hired help" at the school. All the work is doneby students. Roads are built, meals are prepared and served, shopsand farms are operated by the boys and girls.Now, the school that started with a solitary log cabin is a moderneducational institution with more than 100 structures and the world'slargest campus stretching over 25,000 acres of land. THOMAS BERRY HALL/f" Be,,,/ /*“<>'■ Bod 'B*11 up. isow t"' Coo/. /*on>rib„^ >^00 Bov* /This is Thomas Berry Hall, one of the buildings facing the college quadrangle. Notemost of the students are in overalls. The Berry School gives them a chance to puttheories into practice.The photographer gets a friendly welcome from happy faces looking out of windows of girl's dormitory.^'^ale students are shown at work on another house for their school. They have also'■^ade all of the materials such as bricks, lumber, etc. The school is now an incorporated^own. imposing Memorial Science Agricultural Hall was built entirely by students. Theirbrick plant has turned out some 9,000,000 bricks.Collegiate Digest Photos from P. P. C.11.’ •* • ♦tit*':They Believe"4ii Sigi|t^-T AViatibn Cddet^Mark Taylor at Rhc^b Island "StatV Cbilegb^ ^practice what/Ajey rdad, Becaui^^ tfiey "dbn't let him down" in sellibg^ wqr stamps as qd/oission ,tickets toa dance givdh by the gids in’ the cadets^ honor. By the way—idi^j ybo,byy/a qomp tbdqy? ^ Twhliig Dad,.New .Trlckf:^^4pid^^^^ at theUniversity of Kansas is Carl Rpbson^t 45/ BuHington, Kan.,fdrmer%who is,ei:ij^olledJn,.the Pl^armocy School. He con-ducts an experiment-while his daughter,. Charjotte, a lun-br iif it;/ aiy^> Wo/rn«. ?a,v • -v ■"BVrJjig ;.Wco to fok,~^2'?^'nothemof^ - ’Tl 'v'l; ‘Co-eds Do Man-Sized Job — With more and more college men being calledinto active service, co>eds .are rapidly learning jobs traditionally done by men atthe University of Chicago. In this photo Dick Lott, pre-medical student, asks "Anymail for me?" 9*^® meets Ann Erwin or her campus mail route.' Ann is the firstfemale "mailman" onf the campus. ' '> •* vyid# WorW gone with the .emergency—crowdthe miqds of Charley Thomas andchis^ cp-ed friend, Katherine'Satterfield, as theygaze'gf their old 3cqi^puSy jdlopy,S'fCleopatrd," now seeing to^^teoch^Praf.-Ayer's. . 4/.'- -'•,'t&‘■-* r 1 ■f • :- A