FORr^ICTORYBUYy w united statesBONDS * STAMPS The Vcdlcf Tfla/iom. For VICTORYJ 1 BUY1 1 UN ITE Di M STATESIk m defenseTK^BONDSSTAMPSVol. 42, No. 61 T.~\A9 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1942 Price Three CentsDouglasSpeaks onLaborLectures inWalgrecnSeriesLabor problems during the war wereoutlined by Professor Paul H. Douglasat the Walgreen Foundation lectureyesterday afternoon. At the openingof his lecture, Profe.ssor Douglas em¬phasized the fact that ten million la-iKjrers are necessary to supply sevenmillion at the front. He then proceed¬ed to outline how these workers wereto be recruited and the problems thatwere involved. 'Although there are four millionslisted as unemployed, only one to oneand one-half millions are able-bodiedmen, it was pointed out. Of the re¬mainder, those unfit for heavy laborcomprised one class, and those whowould not be seeking employment ex¬cept that the head of the family wasunemployed.Wages during the emergency werediscussed. Concerning wage rises. Pro¬fessor Douglas opposed complete wageceilings. He favored rather a planof forced savings.Arguments for and against the un¬ion shop and closed shop demandswere offered. He pointed out that aunion shop is different from a closedshop, since in the union .shop the em¬ployer hires the employees, while un¬der the closed shop, the hiring is donethrough the union.Professor Douglas ended his lec¬ture with the observation that a greatrebuilding program will be necessaryafter the war. “There will be a greatpent-up demand for goods not avail¬able during the war. The forced sav¬ings during the war could serve toremove the monetary need.”Oxie LooksInto Matterof B&G StrikeBy BOB LAWSON“What’s this I hear about Buildingand Grounds men going on a strike,Oxie?” asked Torchnose McGonigleof the widely renowned sage of Mad¬ison Street.“It’s a very strange story which Itoo am trying to track down,” re¬plied Oxie O’Rourke. “Yes, it’s verystrange.”“I hears about this meeting thatthe men are having last Tuesday aft¬ernoon so I nfoseys over and try tosit in. Up pops Lyman and asks mewhat I want. I just tells him I wantto sit in on the meeting.Oxie Hangs Around“Well, he chews his gum a littlefaster and com''? back, ‘What d’yeWant in there. It’s just some fellasgettin’ together to talk with theirboss. Nothin’ wrong with that, isthere?’“ ‘No,’ I admitted, ‘But I think I’llhang around for awhile to see what’swhat’.“ ‘Suit yourself,’ says he, ‘Butthere’s nothing going on inside.’“Well, he whips out about every 10minutes and goes through the samesong and dance. Each time he comesout he’s chewin’ his gum a littlefaster. I figures that maybe the fel¬lows isn’t talking to the boss morethan the boss is talkin’ to the fel¬lows.Oxie Questions Flook ,“Finally, they come troopin’ out,and a sorta sad lot they are. So Iwhips up and asks Flook what aboutthe strike.“‘Strike?’ He’s very surprised tohoar the word, it seems. ‘Strike, theWord wasn’t even mentioned in the(Continued on page three) QiooseMirrorUshers Art for DefenseAfter a FashionDig into both pockets cfof your pants. Help the boyswith an ambulance.Student Defense CouncilHead ushers for the 4 performancesof Mirror-Blackfriars have just beenchosen. On Thursday night, MaryJane Geisert, .senior. Esoteric, andformer Mirror performer will takecharge. Pat Lyding, head usher onFriday night, is a former chorus mem¬ber and has worked on Mirror commit¬tees. Saturday night, senior BarbaraFoote holds the reins, and at the Sat¬urday matinee, the head usher will beAnne Steele, a junior who has twoyears of Mirror chorus work to hercredit.A corps of ushers has yet to berecruited, as 12 girls are needed toserve under the four head ushersfor each performance. Any girlinterested in serving in such acapacity should sign up for theperformance she prefers, at the boxoffice in Mandel Corridor. This is anopportunity for 48 girls to ‘see aunique and entertaining performancefree of charge.U PlayersMake Goodwith ShowBy NANCY LESSERWith a fortunate choice of play tostart from, the University Playersopened a pleasing and intelligent threenight run of George Bernard Shaw’s“Candida,” W'ednesday. The fun pok¬ing comedy with typical Shaw twistto the dialogue and scathing implica¬tions on self-complacent bourgeoiseand the “intellectual” counterpartwould be hard to ruin.Given in intimate theatre style, asmall cast of six seemed to l)e foreverfilling and overspilling the stage. Al¬though terrible talkie in the first fewminutes, the show got otf to a startwhen Randall Ruechelle decided toforget thinking about his stuffed Eng¬lish clergyman’s accent and make him¬self at home.Excellent PastorRuechelle, as Morelle the socialistpastor whose wife was beloved by 18year old poet Marchbanks, carriedalong a quiet amusement into histensest scenes, and adequately carriedlong speeches to an understandableconclusion.Altough named Candida, the showas staged here, revolved around andwaited for Lester Schiff as March-banks. Betty Koenig as wife Candidanever once lived up to the praisesheaped upon her by a doting husbandand lover. Her lines delivered flatlywere'not added to by an uneasy man¬ner.Rest of Cast AdequateBurgess played by Bob Koenig wasan adequate father-in-law with a re¬laxed cockney accent. Lois Carrollwas a stilted, and unexperienced sec¬retary. Milton Smith took a flighty bitcalled Lexy.All in all results, considering twoweeks of rehearsal, a student directorand, except for the preacher, a prac¬tically initiated cast, did a surprising¬ly pleasant job.Chapel UnionTalk on War“What are the objectives of ourforeign policy? How does the war af¬fect our plans? Hopes? Goals? Whatcan we save from the wreckage?”Sunday evening, at 7:30 in IdaNoyes Hall, Chapel Union is holdinga panel discussion to endeavor to an¬swer these questions. Participating inthe discussion will be Dr. BernardLoomer, Instructor in the DivinitySchool; Jim Burtle, and Webb Fiser,President of Chapel Union and Stu¬dent Forum* India’s EnvoyGives Conntry’sWar PositionIf India were to remain out of thewar, it would mean that one-third ofthe human race as a source for man¬power and material was out of thewar, it would mean that India, inspite of her strategic geographicalposition and her vast resources wouldnot be reinforcing Allied troops inEast Africa and the Near East. Sodeclared Sir Girjah Shankar Bajpai,first agent-general of India to theUnited States, in an address hereWednesday afternoon.Indian IndependenceThe speaker discussed “The PositionOf India In The War And After”with the caution of a government of¬ficial of a British-controlled India,but he clearly impressed this fact up¬on the audience: The Allies need In¬dia’s support and cooperation todayand to obtain these they must giveIndia what she demands. India shouldbe given her independence with cer¬tain British interests being guaran¬teed at the same time. For though theleaders of India are as anti-fascistas the countries now fighting the Axis,they have determined that India willnot fight an all-out war until theyhave been given the independence forwhich they have fought so long.Specific ContributionsPointing out the specific contribu¬tion which India could make. Sir Baj¬pai cited the fact that, even omittingthe percentage of population whichcould not be used in arme<l conflictbecause of climatic conditions andphysical instability, his country couldtrain an armed force of from six toseven million men. In natural re¬sources there are great deposits ofcoal, mica, and bauxite (necessary forthe manufacture of aluminum). More¬over an intensified production of suchfoods as grain and cereal and in¬dustrial output 'of steel and textilesin India would play an important partin winning the war.Another phase of the political prob-blem which British India must solvein order to become a peaceful, unitednation is that of settling strife be¬tween the two major political parties.The agent general stated that thiswould be accomplished by compro¬mises on both sides.(Continued on page four)Slate Bar ExamsFor Next WeekTwenty-eight Law School students,representing roughly half of the pro¬spective June graduates will take theIllinois Bar Examination Tue.sday,Wednesday, and Thursday.This lime, for the first in manyyears, students are taking the exam¬ination prior to completion of a de¬gree. In the past it had been custom¬ary to take the examination in Sep¬tember after completing formalschooling in June.Taking the examination in March,after completion of a required num¬ber of classroom hours, has alwaysbeen optional but this year, due tothe chance of being called into thearmed services, students are takingthe early examination for the firsttime.In order to prepare students forthe early examination the Law Schoolhas this year offered several specialcourses. Raise Marine Quota;Lt. Fultz InterviewsFreshmen, SophomoresFreshmen and sophomores interest¬ed in the Marine Corps CandidatesClass will get a chance to be inter¬viewed when Lieutenant Duance Fultzof the Marine Corps visits the Uni¬versity March 2 and 3. Fultz, whowas here February 5 to interview afirst crop of men, will be on hand inthe Student Health offices.Those selected from this first batchfor further consideration will also begiven additional interviews and aphysical exam. They have been noti¬fied by letter to 're-appear.It has been reliably reported thatthe University’s quota for sopho¬mores, originally two, has been raisedconsiderably. That freshmen are to beinterviewed for the first time wouldseem to indicate that they are beingconsidered for officer training as well.Program DetailsDetails of the training program callfor deferment until graduation with aBA, BS, or engineering degree. Ap¬plicants must pass the physical examfor second lieutenants, be male citi¬zens between twenty and twenty-fivewhen commissioned, and unmarried.Foxes’^Makes HouseTake NoticeBy NANCY LESSER“The Little Foxes” ends the Dra¬matic Association season with a bang.After some preliminary trouble withcasting and cancelled rehearsals, thegroup seemed to make up its mind toshow this campus what it could do.Even with the legitimate productionof Tallulah Bankhead and the moviewith Bette Davis as constant pointsof comparison, the curtain rang downon each act with surprised applause.Although the play was meant as astarring vehicle for Regina Giddens,the D.A. production just couldn’t seemto revolve around any one outstandinglead. Focus flitted .sporadically fromone character to another as speecheswere pronounced.Outstanding performance by far,Vvas given by Maggy Magerstadt asBirdie Hubbard. With an excellentgrasp of the characterization, she em¬bellished it with a well modulatedvoice at times almost underplayed.Her characterization neither droopednor lagged when she was out of thespot light.Brooks Lewis, in her first D.A. role,as Regina, warmed up to her partin the second act, relaxed a bit, andbegan to appreciate the heavy burdenon her shoulders. Doing a very pass¬able job, tough a bit Davisish, shesometimes let her voice get out of con¬trol and into a high, youthful pitch.Edde Armstrong as the invalid Hor¬ace Giddens, gave a convincing per¬formance, with a good mastery ofmovement. John Rehr and WalterWelter played the scoundrel-brotherswith understanding but less forceful¬ness than hoped for. Annie-Marie Gay¬er did what she could with a colorlessrole of the daughter, rising to her bestin the last act.Law ReviewDespite DraftThe February issue of the Uni¬versity of Chicago Law Review ap¬peared on time early this week. Fea¬tured are articles by Albert Ehren-zweig and Friedrich Kessler, K. N.Llewellyn, Robert Thomas Molloy, andEli E. Fink.Richard F. Watt was sole editor-in-chief of the issue. Kent Luking-beal, co-editor-in-chief for previousissues, dropped his work in order to1 go into Naval Reserve Training. Requirements of the physical are aminimum of five feet, six inches, amaximum of six feet, four; eyesightof 18/20 correctable to 20/20, andteeth free of dental carries with nooverbite and a minimum of contact¬ing surfaces.After GraduationCandidates, on graduation, will besent to Quantico, Virginia for an ini¬tial three months’ basic training, fol¬lowed by another three months of in¬tensive officer work.Lieutenant Fultz’s permanent of¬fices are on the seventh floor of theOld Post Office building. Booklets ex¬plaining the program in greater detailare available at the Maroon office.$35,000 Worthof EquipmentExhibited$35,000 worth of office equipment,an exhibit sponsored by the education¬al division of the Burrough AddingMachine company, today closes a oneweek stand in the University’s Busi¬ness School. On display in Room 108of Haskell Hall with some thirty ma-.chines which will do everything bqtpay an income tax, the assortmentmoves on over the week-end to visitthe University of Illinois.Represented among the thirty ma¬chines, a mere sampling of the com¬pany’s total line of 450, are most ofthe basic accounting, figuring, andstatistical applications found in busi¬ness.Moving Exhibit“The exhibit is a permanent fea¬ture of the Burrough’s EducationalDivision,” said V. L. Kennedy of thecompany’s Detroit office yesterday.“We move from one University toanother, giving students in account¬ing, statistics, and related courses abetter knowledge of how machinesare actually applied in the businessworld today.”Schools to which the exhibit has re¬cently been include the Universityof Pennsylvania, New York Univer¬sity, St. John’s, Temple University,Michigan State, and the University ofMichigan.Variety of MachinesThe machines at the show, as im¬plied above, do a variety of tasks,including, for example, the fields oftax accounting, manufacturer’s pay¬roll, budgetary, and installment ac¬counting, forms writing, bill and orderaccounting, bank saving accounts,bank checking accounts, and so on, adinfinitum.List Books forEng BachelorsThese are the requirements for theEnglish Bachelor’s examination: Crit¬icism—“An Horacian Ode Upon Crom¬well’s Return From Ireland,” “Bermu¬das,” “Clorinda and Damon,” “TheDefinition of Love,” “A Dialogue Be¬tween Body and Soul,” “The Garden,”“The Mower Against the Gardens,”“The Nymph Complaining for theDeath of Her Fawn,” “On a Drop ofDew,” “To His Coy Mistress,” andAnalysis of Ideas—John Milton’s “OfEducation.”The requirements for the EnglishMaster’s Degree are: Criticism —Bernard Shaw’s “Anthony and Cleo¬patra,” and Analysis of Ideas—Emer¬son’s “Essays.” Students taking theBachelor’s examination should seeMiss Fister if tfiey are unable to findcertain poems in any known anthol¬ogy.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 27. 1942^ BazaarIMirror-BlackfriarsGives USO PreviewsBy MINNA SACHSMirror, Mirror, Mirror,and Blackfriars . . ....or there’s nothing like Legs todraw in the men. And there’s nothinglike men to draw in the women. So“Sex Marches On” and “Include MeOut” has got plenty of that which isa roundabout way of saying comeone, come all so you won’t be frus¬trated.The guys and gals . . .... put on a preview of the show forthe U.S.O. Wednesday night, andafter Dinny Butts had given four Gossip . . .... Micky Bondzinski has tempera¬ment. She almost quit the show Mon¬day because they wouldn’t give hera song, and after all, shouldn’t shehave a song if those others can beallowed to sing. Edde Armstrong isproving to be a wonderful wolf withAnne-Marie Gayer as subject. It tooka while, but we predicted it privately.What is the amiable Edde doing withKuh and Headland? But then our spiesinform us he is not missing anythingwith Betty either. City slicker de luxe,Maynard W'ishner will probably stealthe show. Which we approve becauseRuth WehlanIn Mirror-Blackfiiarsperformances, one little man stag¬gered up to her and leered, “Say,Sugar, can you dance?” The sailorswere too happy when the photogra¬phers placed the chorus members ontheir laps. The boys positively drooledwhen the photographers kept saying,“Snuggle closer 0rls. They won’thurt you.” Popped one sailor, “I dun-no, after all, we’re only human.”Which was bad ’cause the chorus cos¬tumes ain’t got too much to ’em.Verne Benke gave forth and prom¬ises to be one of Mirror-Blackfriarsfuture bright spots. That boy is good.Ditto Betty Headland who sang withVerne and knocked the Navy dead.The manager refused to lock thedressing room.s, because, as he put it“Tony Martin left his clothes thereand tiothing happened.”SZrI‘>SpA w. Michiqon Ave. sTAte I8BI there is so much talent on campustiiat never gels any publicity. DottyM eier (who incidcntaliy is a swellsinger) is mourning her Fate. No. notwhat you think, but she has to sporta bone collar up to her chin and asweeping black skirt that trips alongthe floor and may take Dotty alongMandel stage on you know what.Milt Dauber is finally winning histrue reputation—we have heard peo¬ple say in an exasperated fashion,“My, that boy is stupid.” Pete Gun¬ner stopped the rehearsal when hechanged his Yiddish accent to aSwedish one without informing therest of the cast of his sudden versa-1162 E. 63rdPush Back SeatsPhone Dor. 1085Doors Open 12:30 -;- Show Starts 1:00 DailyFriday and Saturday, February 27 & 26"TARGET FOR TONIGHT""MOONLIGHT IN HAWAII"Sunday, Monday and Tuesday, March I, 2, & 3CLARK • LANAGABLE TURNER"HONKY TONK"andDON JOANAMECHE BENNETT"CONFIRM OR DENY"★ ★ ★★★★ ★★★★RANDOLPH AND WABASHpresentsORRIN TUCKERand his Famous OrchestraFeaturingBOP HAYNES, LORRAINE BENSON\ And an All Star Floor RevueFriday COLLEGE NIGHTNow Playing VI Is Not Enoughto Win the War Hewitt BacksDefense Group—A LETTER— ^Editor, Daily Maroon:The university student is in a war. He is neither psycholog¬ically or physically prepared for war. The university student is ina war. He must have direction. The schools are offering direction.The Army is offering direction. The Navy is offering direction.And the university student doesn't know where the hell he isgoing.President Hutchins with many other college presidents toldhis male population to sit tight and wait for the draft. The Armysays enlist now. The Navy says we will enlist you now and youcan stay in school until you get your degree.Who Is Fighting?The question now comes up as to who is fighting this war.The Navy has just announced a VI program which superficiallyseems to make every college man an ensign without a great ad¬justment of liberal arts curricula. If the Navy plan were what itappears to he on the surface it means that the next freshman classwould enlist in the Navy and after four years go into active serviceas an ensign. When does the Navy think we are going to win thiswar if they are planning now to train men for four years. That'sthe kind of a plan that ivould have seemed ideal four years ago,not now!But V\ w not what it seems to he. The Navy is taking in80,000 men. They will “washout" a very large percentage of thesein the final examinations. The “washouts" will automatically be¬come ordinary gobs. Gobs aren't like privates in the Army. Gobscan't walk on the same gangplank as officers. The social linedrawn between officer and gob is a sharp one and one that willnot be comfortable to the average college man who is used to beingon the other side of that social line. It is not a question of good orbad. It is simply a statement of an existing condition that is notcompatible with a college man.Win War QuicklyFI falls dow7i because it does not figure on getting tnanpowerout NOW to win the war quickly. Rather it is four years behindthe times. Four years ago it would have been at least dhhonest innot making clearer what happens to “washouts."The army will probably be forced'to instigate a'plan similarto FI. It will have one of these faults, in that it is tnuch too late.This war must be won now. It will not be won by shirkerscloaked extensively in “four years of training". It ivill not be'woiiby every man wanting to be a lieutenant and no one wanting tobe a private. The war will be won if college man can get a soundpre-induction training either by the Army or Navy by the titnehe is of draftable age. To get deferments on the ground of beingin FI or F5 or anything else seems dishonest at this time.To get as much college traming as possible before 20 is cer¬tainly not dishonest. But to expect to go to college for the nextfour years is both foolhardy, shirking, and .stupid.The University of Chicago is offering its students more thanany other school. It is enabling them to get a degree by the timethey are drafted. It is enabling them to take advantage of Navyand Army programs. It is offering a potable contribution to win¬ning the war QUICKLY. fj.tility. Dick Lieber is planning to swipethe purple shirt with double-sizedlapels from the house man of theBeta house to top off his costume asthe dashing script writer. Which isokay because Lieber is the only maleia the cast who doesn’t have any lovelife. In the show, we mean; we stickto .saying nice things about people.(Oho)Onions to . . ....Werner Baum who has been heck¬ling publicity chairman Jane Moran.It seems that Mr. Baum does not ap¬prove of the way in which thingshave been handled. Wait until you’re asked, we always say.Orchids to . . ....Bob Swenson who has seven(count ’em l,2,.3,4,.j,6,7) songs in theshow, and all g(H>d. That’s a record forany one’s money. Also to the MortarBoards who are giving a come Hag,come Stag party this l*..M. and are giv¬ing all the profits to the Defense('ouncil for its Ambulance Drive. Oth¬er clubs plca.se note. Now to get backto musicals. An orchid apiece to RoyEmery and Frank Kenny who wrote(Continued on page four) I note with interest and approba¬tion in the last issue of the Maroonthe rejuvenation of the Campus De¬fense Ck>uncil, and the announcementof some of its tentative objectives.Especially interesting—and whatmemories it evoked!—was the new.sthat a drive will be made on thiscampus for an ambulance, fully equip¬ped, to aid in our war effort.My especial response to this itemof the program dates back to 1936-37,when I helped raise funds here forthe Nate Schilling Memorial Ambu¬lance, sent by University students,faculty and employes to the AmericanMedical Service in Spain. The funddrive was successful—the ambulancewas sent—we received a photo takenof it in action—and hundreds, if notthousands, of us connected with theUniversity were happy at the thoughtthat “a tangible evidence of our sym¬pathy was helping to defeat fa.scism.Again, in 1942, we fight fascism—this time, on a world-wide front. Youmay be assured of the support oftho.se of us who were active in sup¬port of the Nate Schilling Memorial.This is the same fight, as many of ushave come to realize since then. Thistime, it will be successful, and theanti-fa.scists of the 1936-37 Campuswill rejoice that Spain is again free.My congratulations on the .Maroon’spart in the formation of the CampusDefense Council; it’s a much betteridea than my proposal of an Auxiliaryto the I.M.S. May I suggest, however,that among the Council’s projectedactivities there be included some formof support for the Training Regi¬ment?Very truly yours,W. F. Hewitt, Jr.KIMBARK63rd & KinrtbarkOpto 12:30 15c to *:30Friday I SaturdayFabruary 27 t 26'"Great Guns"LAUREL & HARDYand"Swamp Water"WALTER BRENNANANNE BAXTERSunday, Monday A TuatdayMarch I, 2, A 3"Red River Valley"ROY ROGERS"Stork Pay-off"SLAPSIE MAXIE ROSENBLOOM"Moonlight in Hawaii"MERRY MACSMISCHA AUERThe OcJJUj Tfla/ioon,FOUNDED IN 1902'The Daily Maruon is the uHicial studentnewspape*- of tlie University of ChiraKo, piili-lished morninKs on Tuesdays and Fridaysduring the Autumn, Winter, and Springquarters by The Daily Mar(K)n Company,5831 University Avenue. Telephones: HydePark 9222.Alter 8 ::!0 phone in stories to our printers.ITie Chief Printing Company, 118 West 82ndstreet. Telepliunes : Wentworth 8123 and 6124.'I'he University of Chicago assumes no re-.siKTiisiliility fur any staiemenU appearing inTlic Daily Maroon, or for any contract enteredinto l)y 'I'he Daily Maroon.'Tlie Daily Maroon expressly reserves therights of piihlicntion of any material appear¬ing in tills paper. Subscription rates: $2.75 ayear, $4 liy mail. Single copies: three cents.I'inlered as second class matter March 18,I'JOS, at the post office at Chicago, Illinois,under the act of March 3. 1879.MemberPissocioiGcd ODllebialG Press ,Distribulor ofCbIlG6iate Di6estnOAUD DF rONTKOI,FditorinlRICHARD HIMMEL, ChairmanlAMES HUit'l 1 E ROHERT REYNOLDSKusinessEDGAR E. RACHLIN, Business ManagerHoward Kamin, Advertising ManagerWilliam Hell, Circulation ManagerEynn Tuttle, ComptrollerOfficeBARBARA GII.FILEAN, Office ManagerFDITORIAI, ASSOCIATKSRobert Lawson, Nancy l esser, Hcata Mueller,Philip RiefT, Chloe Roth. Minna SachsFIlizabeth Jane Waters, Shirley Smith andW’erner Baum IBUSINESS ASSOCIATE.S 1Richard Wallens, Alfred Bodian. Irene Forte,Milton Dauber, Muriel BurnsBarbara OrtlundNight Editor: Nancy Lesser When Lane Turner kisses Clark Gable in "Honky-Tonk," the new M-G-Maction romance, coming to the LEX screen, he stays kissed! Their love scenesin this picture are the talk of the town. "Honky-Tonk" will play at the LEXTheatre next Sun., Mon., & Tues., with "Confirm or Deny."THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 27, 1942Phono Concerts ReachNew Audiences in NoonTime Music HourMore and more people are findingout about the noon classical phono¬graph concerts being given four timesa week in the Social Science AssemblyHall. And rightly popular they shouldbe, for better planned, better pre¬sented public presentations would behard to imagine.Last Tuesday, a first visit to thelittle room in the northeast cornerof Social Sciences revealed a groupof between forty and fifty personsdeeply absorbed in Beethoven’s gar¬gantuan, great Miaaa Solemnis. To¬day, visitors will hear Brahms’Sextette in B flat major, Mozart’s Dmajor Quartette.Russell Austin PlaysThe concerts are organized andplayed by music student Russell Aus¬tin. Penned up in a six-by-six cubby¬hole at the rear of the hall, Austinhovers over a mongrel, efficient turn¬table and pick-up, hastily flippingclassical platters. The speaker is lo¬cated in the front of the room, islarge, efficient, provides fairly goodtone.Concerts are divided into fourtypes: popular, serious, historical, andchamber music. “Pop” concerts in¬clude such works as the Goldmarkliugtic Wedding Symphony, to be pre¬sented next Friday; serious works in¬clude more complex music such as theMissa Solemnis, the last half of whichwill be presented next Thursday.Historical SeriesThe historical series is probably themost interesting. This quarter, theseries, presented on Tuesdays, is de¬voted to illustration of the develop¬ment of the orchestra. Starting outwith works showing orchestration atits simplest, and the orchestra at itssmallest, the series has workc'd up tothe late romanticists, next Tuesday’sprogram to feature Tchaikovsky, hisFifth symphony.Concerts take place Tuesdaythrough Friday, from 12:30 to 1:20.Visitors drop in any time, leave whenthey must. A few labor throughscores of the music, others study asthey listen, but the great majorityEsoterics HoldRummage SaleThe Esoterics are holding a rum¬mage sale today and tomorrow in aneighborhood store. With the profitswhich are made, they intend to buydefense bonds. Anything, absolutelyanything, is desired. Books, records,clothes, furniture, new, used, or oth¬erwise can be used. A similar rum¬mage sale was held last year and wasvery successful. At that sale, a largevariety of articles was sold includinga bed.There is a box in Foster in whichall contributions may be placed.Read Swedenborg's''DIVIKEPROVIDENCE"lOc in paperat University and otherbookstores make use of the hour for pure, much-needed relaxation.Invites M. C.-Austin, “Drop in!”S.S.A. ReceptionThe School of Social Service Ad¬ministration is giving a faculty-student reception on Sunday eve¬ning, from 7 to 9, in Ida Noyeslibrary.MacLeish, Lass-well, McKeonon RoundtableArchibald MacLeish, director of theOffice of Facts and Figures, will dis¬cuss propaganda with Harold D. Lass-well, director of War CommunicationsResearch for the Library of Congress,and Dean Richard P. McKeon of theUniversity’s Division of Humanitieson the University Roundtable Sundayat 1:30. The broadcast will be airedover the Red Network of N.B.C.MacLeish, whose office approves therelease of war information, and Lass-well, an expert on foreign propagan¬da techniques, will discuss with DeanMcKeon the need for honesty in prop¬aganda and measure the effects ofpre.sent propaganda methods on mor¬ale at home and abroad.Langdon Speakson Youth in WarSpeaking on a subject of vital in¬terest to students on all college cam¬puses today, John Langdon, YouthDirector of Civilian Defense for the6th Corps Area, comes to ReynoldsClub lounge tonight. His topic, “TheRole of College Students in NationalDefense,” is urgent and timely. Theimportance of understanding it can¬not be underestimated.Mr. Langdon will speak at 8:15,under the joint auspices of the Uni¬versity of Chicago Hillel Foundationand the Student Defense Council.YWCA GivesU.S. Ola PartyU. S. Ola, is being given by theYWCA today from 8 to 12, in IdaNoyes Gym. There will be dancing,games, and bowling. Prizes for win¬ners of games will consist of defensestamps. Door prizes, consisting oftwo $2.20 tickets to the Mirror-Blackfriars show will be given. Theparty will have a United States motifwith features and concessions repre-resenting all parts of the country. AWild West Shooting Gallery, a regu¬lar Coney Island, and Southern glam¬or girls selling flowers will be fea¬tured. Dotty Duncan, the “ValentineGirl,” will tell fortunes in a secludedcorner.Admission is 25c (plus 3c tax), andpart of the proceeds will be donatedto the USO. It is from this that theunusual name of the party is derived.Tickets may be purchased at desks inCobb, M a n d e 1 Corridor, and IdaNoyes. Book CampaignMeets withCampus O.K.Alpha Phi Omega, men’s servicefraternity, is campaigning for a liter¬ate army. Declaring the first week ofMarch as “Victory Book Week,” theorganization, in cooperation with theUniversity Bookstore, will lead theQuadrangle’s attempt to help gatherits share of the one million books tobe sent to the soldiers, sailors, andmarines.Receiving stations have been plant¬ed in front of Hutchinson Commons,in Judson Court, in Gates Hall, Hitch¬cock, and in the Bookstore itself.Students on the Midway are re¬quested to select from their privatelibraries some book, fiction or non¬fiction, that would be of interest to aserviceman.Hillel LeaderSpeaksinChapelOne of the best known and mostpopular interpreters of Jewish cul¬ture and religion. Dr. Abram L. Sa-char, will speak in Rochefeller Me¬morial Chapel this Sunday.Dr. Sachar is the National Directorof the Hillel Foundation, and is super¬visor of the work of Hillel groups inUniversities all over the country in¬cluding the University of Chicago. Al¬though he has spoken several times atthe University, this will be his first ap¬pearance in the pulpit.At 4:30 Sunday afternoon, Mr.Frederick Marriot, Organist and Ca-rillioneur of the Chapel will presentan organ recital.Oxie—(Continued from page one)meeting. Nope, and I think I wouldknow something about it if there wasgoing to be one, wouldn’t I?’“I guessed maybe he was right.Oxie Gets Invited“ ‘Come to our safety meetingThursday,’ he says, ‘There’ll be justas much news there as there was here.We have meetings like this all thetime. The last time we had one wegave one of the men a watch.’“So off he goes, followed by Lymanand two other henchmen.“Yesterday I hear that there’s atrucker named Cooper who Flook had¬n’t scared out of talking, so I’m offto find him. Over to the B and G officeI RO-“‘Cooper? Cooper? We haven’t gotanybody by that name, and even ifwe did you wouldn’t want to see him.Go see Flook,’ one of the party mentells me.Oxie Gets the Brush-off“ ‘I’ve see him once.’“ ‘Well, see him again.’“I get the same reception in thescaling-house. Who’re you, what d’yewant—the guy practically wants a lifehistory.”“That’ all very interesting,” saysthe impatient Torchnose, “But what’sthe whole thing all about.”Oxie Places An Objection“Oh, I forgot to tell you, didn’t I,”answers Oxie. “You remember thatbecause of the war, the Universityhas decided' not to celebrate theFourth of July, Labor Day, Washing¬ton’s Birthday and I can’t rememberthe other one. Maybe it’s Christmas.Anyway, B and Q, while very patri¬otic, is not too happy about not get¬ting paid for working those extra•days. And they tell Flook that. AndFlook waves the flag back at them.”“The Administration has to workthose days without pay, too, don’tthev?” asks the bright Torchnose.“Yeah, but they’re making a lotmore money than B and G,” flungOxie over his shoulder as he set offto try to find the evanescent Cooper.4 MONTH INTENSIVE COURSEFOR COLLEGE STUDENTS AND GRADUATESA thorough, tntenswe, stenographic course—starting January 1, April 1, July 1, October 1.Interesting Booklet sent free, without obligation— write or phone. No solicitors employed.moserBUSINESS COLLEGEPAUL, MOSE«, J.D«PH.B.Regular Coi. ‘ ses for Beginners, open to HighSchool Graduates only, start first Mondayof each me-tth. Advanced Courses Startany Mondnv, '^ay and Evening. EffingCourses open to men.116 S. Michigan Av«.,Chicago, Randolph 4347S\iays JUDGE O'GOODE FOODYou'v* soon oxport skators oxo-cuto tnarvolous foats of agilityand daring on tho ico, and youknow that ovary movomont inthis porformanco has GOT TOBE RIGHTlThat's tho way It is at ISBELL'S.Stop in for dolicious L o n t o ncombinations now sorving . . .you'll agroo that thoy'ro dofi-nitely ALL RIGHTl590 DiVERSEY PKWY.940 RUSH STREET^1435 E. Slot STREETPr— ParkingJ Page Three; ■By BEATTA MUELLER -Fencing Coach Alvar Hermanson isa lovely man, large and blonde, witha Swedish accent. He was born inStockholm many years ago, graduat¬ed from North Latin College there in1917, and in 1922 from the RoyalGymnastics Central Institute, famousfor the physical education instructorsthat come from there.In 1922 he came to the UnitedStates, managed a gymnastic insti¬tute in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and taughtgymnastics and fencing in Chicago. In1926 he joined the University as aninstructor in fencing and correctivegymnastics, later became coach. Sincethen Hermanson, recognized as one ofthe best fencing coaches in the coun¬try, has trained seventeen champion¬ship teams here, and the Universityfencing team has placed first in theBig Ten for the last six years.Olympic CoachIn 1936 and 1940, Hermanson wastrainer and coach for the U.S. Olym¬pic fencing team. Before that he wonan intercollegiate boxing champion¬ship and a chess tournament, playedbridge frequently and the piano some¬times, and was director of a Swedishchoral group in Chicago. He has threedaughters, of whom the two oldest, re¬spectively eight and nine, are alreadygood fencers, while the youngest, whois only two, acts as umpire for them.His Norwegian wife refuses to take upfencing, saying four in one familyis enough, and concentrates on beinga good cook, as is apparent fromCoach Hermanson’s happy well-fedsmile.Fed Team VitaminsLast year he used to take the fenc¬ing team home with him before meetsand fed them tomato juice and vita¬mins out of a bottle, but this has been discontinued, possibly due tosome sort of defense priorities onvitamins. But the most pleasant mem¬ory is that of how he met some ofthe boys from his fencing cl^s in abar on G3rd Street, and bought themall beer. Everybody loves Mr. Her-^manson.Easy on theESOPHAGUS^HE handsome ArrowHull shirt has the mostcomfortable collar you canwear: it’s bnilt to slopewith your neck, it has alow neckband, and it won’tever shrink ont of fit. Thecollar needs no starch —it just naturally resistswrinkling! 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FRIDAY. fEBRUARY 27. 1942MidwaySportsBy CRAIG LEMANDigestFor three days more than a hun¬dred would-be grapplers have beentugging and heaving over the paddedmats of Bartlett. Although few var¬sity men entered the Intramuraltournament most competitors had themakings of good athletes.Even in the novice division nearlyevery grappler had better-than-aver-age musculature and the will to useit. But very few had the endurance,strength, and coordination necessaryto carry the work of a soldier for oneday, without utter exhaustion. ■'Wrestlers NauseatedThe hundred-odd men who turnedout, probably the most athleticallyinclined, are but a small fraction ofthe 2800 who were eligible for themeet. And even they are not in goodshape; very few finished a nine-minutematch without exhaustion or nausea.If on the day after one of thesematches you wake up stiff and creak¬ing as most of them did, brace your¬self well before you think of the testsyou will meet as a soldier. . Marchingfifteen miles with full pack and riflewould floor students who complainwhen they have , to carry an eightpound brief case up the stairs to Har¬per Library. ’ "Complacent Students ^Complacent and oblivious to thepleadings of recruiting and trainingofficers who find that v their chargesalarmingly soft and under-developed,they go right on, living lazy shelteredlives. Their attitude is: Let the armytake care of that; until we’re in itwhat we do is our own business.It isn’t. It is your country’s busi¬ness. To serve your country’s interestis to serve your own. No matter howsmart a soldier is he can’t be very u.se-ful unless he has the basic physicalmachinery he needs to carry him a-round and do what his brain orders it.Men who know, Athletic Officersand Coaches, recommend conditioningclasses as an efficient time-saving wayof whipping men into shape. But ityou must be independent and self-re¬liant, the least you caa do is to take adaily workout on your' own, in Bart¬lett, the Field House, or the swimmingpool. ' V ” *\Come and Try It; ■The gymnastics apparatus, basket-;ball courts and equipmen^t; theiwrestr:ling and boxing r6oms,^„ track, ^tenniscourts—a raft 'of first-rate athleticequipment awaits', your_ whim. , Afriendly, competent coach will give youindividual instruction. j;Go in and try it. Everywhere youread of the satisfaction and uniquefeeling of happiness that are the> lotof the perfectly-conditioned athlete.Thomas More swears to it. f Old Platopleged it. So does Charles Atlas. Cagers, Fencers,Gymnasts Busy Dekes Win IntramuralCaptain Jack Fons, Chuck Wagen-berg, and Jim Crosbie will take thefloor for the Maroons for the lasttime Saturday when Chicago meetsMichigan’s Wolverines at Ann Ar¬bor. Unless Nelson Norgren has un¬earthed an amazing remedy, sinceWednesday night, the game bodes illfor his men. Every loyal fan is pull¬ing for the Maroons to pull anotherfight like the one that nearly sankNorthwestern and this time bringhome the goods.Coach Hermanson will send nineMaroon fencers against the Badgersat Madison tomorrow. The squad willbe at full strength for the first timethis year.The Maroon gj’^mnasts invade IowaSaturday to gun for victory againstan improved Hawkeye squad. CoachBeyer is confident of victory, withJim Began, Stan Totura, and JackBerger ready to help out the Shankentwins.:;, , • ■■Art Code of the Freshman Gym¬nastics Squad came in first in theall-around competition in the Cityof Chicago Park System GymChampionships, in an AAU meetlast .week. ?;■All fencers not on the varsitysquad may compete in the Intra¬mural Fencing meet on March 3,4, and 5 at Bartlett. Coach Her¬manson will take entries today andMonday. . ? : Wrestling Meet^ 76-73Yesterday Delta Kappa Epsilonnosed out Phi Kappa Psi 76-73 to takefirst place in the Intramural WrestlingTourney. The Phi Belts followed inthird place with 61 points trailed bythe Alpha Belts with 38 points.Results of the Finals:121 N Brooks, Z.B.T. pinned Friedmsn, PhiSig121 A Melas, unattached pinned Gutt, unat¬tached128 N Debaere, Phi Delt, decision. Wenger,A.D. Phi136 N Gates, Beta, decision, Cohen, unattached145 N Monaghan, Phi Psi, pinned Kuellmer,Sigma Chi145 A Bates, Phi Psi. pinned Storer, Burton155 N Price, unattached, decision, Tallman.unattached155 A Culp, Sigma Chi, default. Gets, unat¬tached165 N Smith, Alpha Delt pinned Rahill, Deke165 A Humphreyville, Phi Delt, decision, Mor¬an, Burton175 N Deakon. Phi Psi. default, Kemoll, PhiPsiHeavyweight Cummins, Phi Psi, pinned Thor-burn, Deke.Heavyweight A Mustain, Phi Delt. pinnedBrown, Phi Delt175 A Ziegler, Burton, pinned Burris, Deke.Bazaar—(Continued from page two)Badgers WinMat Meet.’ Wisconsin’s Badgers invaded Bart¬lett Gym Monday night and nosed outthe Maroon matmen 16-14. The meetwas the fourth defeat as against asmany wins for the Maroons.12r Pallis, Chicago, pinned. Smith,'' Wisconsin128^ Pyle, Chicago, decision, Zer-chick, Wisconsin136 Bate* Chicago, decision, Dzir-. • k \\ isconsin146 Busch, Wisconsin, pinned Mona¬ghan,-ChiVtgo155 Ritz, gfeconsin, decision, Getz,I:/-'Chicago165 Hager, Wisconsin, decisionedHumphreyville, Chicago175 w. Roberts;? W’isconsin, pinned Ivy,‘ " Chicago . % «Heavyweight, Mustain,'^ Chicago de¬cisioned Thornally, WisconsinMon., Tu« , Thur*., Sat. at 8 P.M.Private Lessons Any Time1208 E. 63rd St. Hyde Park 3080 “Include Me Out” and have shown upat every rehearsal. Did you know thatthere will be a recording of RuthWehlan singing the hit song of theseason in the Coffee Shop? CindermenMeetNUDeke Wins I-MB LeagueWith one crown dispatched to itsrightful owner, who in this case isthe Deke “B” team, the intramuralbasketball blitzkrieg moves into itslast blitz as the Phi Delt “A” fivetakes the floor to oppose the Deke of¬fering while the Barristers andSleepers trigger for the Independentcrown. In the novice circle the winnerof the Delta Upsilon “E”. Psi U “D”game meets the Deke “C”, Psi U “C”victor.The Deke “B” team became thefirst champion by trouncing AlphaDelt B 24 to 13. The Phi Delta aggre¬gation was rewarded with a finalsberth by scorching a Phi Gam quin¬tet 25 to 17, while the Dekes madehay with the AD Phis 40 to 24.The Barristers befuddled the SnellParty 33 to 20 while the sleeperssomnambulized past the oft-praised600 boys, 24 to 3. Saturday at 2:30 in the FieldhouseZthe Chicago track team will engag^the Northwestern cindermen in a duali?meet. Chicago has already defeated”Northwestern in two track niMtsi?this season. * ^7'''2%However these two victories do^hotmake a triumph certain because Chi-?cago’s team is weak from the in juriedincurred in last week’s triangular^meet with Iowa and NorthwesternIowa City. Bob Kincheloe, Marton'^^.high scorer, injured a leg in ^tfiebroad jump and it is doubtful whethler-Vhe will be able to run. Johnny Leggitt0?Chicago’s two miler, has broken''*hji“5?ankle and will be out for at leasf-’'^"'month.To pat ourselveson the back . . ....The Maroon Poll of colleges ismentioned in Time Magazine’s spreadon the Conference held here lastweek. And it was all the idea andwork of Dick Himmel. India—(Continued from page one) ,In conclusion the distinguished vis¬itor declared that we have erroneous¬ly been led to believe that the gov¬ernment of an independent Indiaw’ould become an autocratic one. “Youforget that for the last 120 years ourleaders have been inbibing the ideas of liberty and equality express'ed^in\ 5the literature of such men as Burkef^%England and Lincoln of the Uniitl^^>States.”U. T.1131-1133 E.55th!iCOMPLETE SELECTIONOF BEERS ANDOTHER BEVERAGESFREE DELIVE R YMID. 0524 I;BLATZ and SIEBENS BEErI'v'^ENGLISH TRANSLATIONThis glamour doll is telling her pals to > >close their books because the boys are 'slicing a birthday cake (with candles onit) and Pepsi-Cola’s being served with ^it. What could be better IWHAT DO YOU SAY?Send us some of your hotslang. If we use it you’llbe ten bucks richer. If wedon’t, we’ll shoot you arejection slip to add toyour collection. Mail yourslang to College Dept.,Pepsi-Cola Ck)mpany, LongIsland City, N. Y.Pepsi-Cola is made only by Pepsi-Cola Co., Long Island City, N. Y. Bottled locally by Authorized Bottlers.