Pick “Mike” RathjeBest Dressed Woman Vol. 41. No. 23 Z-149 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 7. 1941 Price Three CentsAnnounce YouthFor DemocracyRe^stcJ>lisdimentLVl AbnerHasn’t GotA Chance!“I’ve been chasing him for nighonto four years, and I figger this isthe year that I’ll ketch him. Besides,he’s getting a paunch.” So spokeDaisy Mae Price when asked whatshe thought about her chances ofnabbing Li’l Abner Miller in the an-Bezzie the Mammy. . . The mnte)-nal type, yon knownual Sadie Hawkins Race tonight atthe Social C Dance in Ida Noyes.Belittlin’ rumors that Bob C. Mil¬ler had been practicing running startsin the ‘Field House recently, in orderto escape when the race starts, Bar¬bara Price, blonde counterpart of theDogpatch Venus, stated she had aplan to defeat Li’l Abner’s speed andcunning. “A man can’t run when his Declaring “that no group is betterqualified than America’s youth to leadthe enthusiasm necessary to enhancethe principles of democratic govern¬ment,” Angelo Geocaris yesterday an¬nounced the re-establishment of“Youth For Democracy” on the Quad-Daisy Mae Price. . . Footloose and Abner mindedsuspenders start slipping, can he?”she asked, with a'sly smile.Beezie Rosenheim, who will releaseher inhibitions in the role of MammyYokum for the night, stated emphati¬cally that there would be no relaxa¬tion of the regulations concerning pre¬served turnips, and that Pappy Yo-(Continued on page two) rangles.In explaining the move, which willbring the group back to campus aftera two-quarters absence, Geocarissaid, “With the advent of criticaltimes, it is vital to the future of De¬mocracy that it be given active andpositive support.”As the group, made up predom¬inantly of campus liberals, receivedofficial recognition from Dean Scott,it was announced that Geocaris hadbeen elected President, Jerome Levitt,Secretary, and Sandel Wirpel, Treas¬urer. All three men are well-knownamong Chicago’s politically liberalcircles.As their immediate objective,“Youth For Democracy” plans activesupport of public opinion in behalfof Paul Douglas as a possible candi¬date for the office of United StatesSenator. In addition, the formulationof a “positive program for peace”and subsequent promotion of it willbe effected by the group.“In order to increase the scope ofits influence and messages, ‘Youth forDemocracy’ will cooperate with manycivic organizations,” Geocaris de¬clared, stressing the fact that hisgroup will work the “Fight for Free¬dom” and “Aid the Allies” commit¬tees.The first of such cooperative acts,according to Geocaris, will be con¬cerned with the Douglas campaign, inwhich “Youth for Democracy” willcollaborate with the student commit¬tee set up specifically for that pur¬pose.As the first step in regaining theirposition as an important organ ofstudent political activity, “Youth forDemocracy’ will hold an open-meetingtoday in the Reynold’s Club, LoungeA, at 12:30.Margaret Ann Rathje, MortarBoard and sports exi>ert, is the best-liressed woman on campus accordingto the official proclamation of thehoard of pulchritude surveyors, Frankl.ynch. Art Bethke, Dink MacLellan,Clayton Traeger, and Dick Himmel..Along with the title of “best dress¬ed” Riithje gets an evening gown ex-pressedly designed for her by Car-son Pirie Scott and Company whichshe will wear to the Autumn Formalan<l %he Inter-Fraternity Ball. Thedress will have a dual personality,Carsons say. It will be tne same dressonly it never looks the same. Rathjewill have to take Carsons’ word forthis.Mike, beside appearing in severall>ramatic Association productions, hasnow taken to forecasting footballgames along with the Maroon experts.Her choices are on the sports page.(Continued on page two)SettlementComic OperaOpens Tonight“The Beggar’s Opera”, a favoritefor over two hundred years, opensthis evening at 8:30 in Leon Mandelhall. Sponsored by the Universitynf Chicago Settlement board, thecomic opera was first given in 1728and satirically represented Walpole,the British minister.A cast of over thirty faculty, alum¬ni, and other members of the Uni¬versity of Chicago faculty, has beenchosen for the farce, which is being-given in Chicago for the first time inover a decade.Margery Brooks Evans, formerhead of the Settlement board, has an¬nounced the members of the cast asAnna Gwinpiskens; Mrs. W, R. Mor¬gan; David Cox; Mrs. Paul S. Rus¬sell; Doctor George V. Bobrinskoy;Doctor Robert J. Havighurst andDoctor Martin E. Hanke. Fraternities, Clubs OilTongues For Big WeekAfter a month of weeding out, bothon the part of fraternity men and thefreshmen that they’re rushing, theBig Week gets under way in whichfreshmen make their final choice andfraternities complete their lists ofClayton Traeger. . . Keep it clean boys men to whom they will offer bids.Beginning Sunday, Intensive RushWeek is a five day period of feverishactivity in which each fraternity doesits best to outdo all the others Inserving excellent meals, playing themost exciting games, introducingtheir rushees to the most glamorouswomen, and in general impressing onfreshmen that there is only one houseon campus which will suit their socialand intellectual needs for the nextfour years.Limited to three formal functionsfor each day of the five day period,each fraternity attempts to have theirstar rushees attend one function eachday. Freshmen cannot be entertainedI at the same house more than once aI day, but they can go to three differ¬ent houses if they wish.Chairman Clayton Traeger, has an¬nounced that the IF Council will notrelax its rushing regulations duringIntensive Rush Week, and that allrules applying specifically to RushWeek will be enforced.There is no time limit set for lunch¬eon functions, but dinner functions,beginning at 5:30, must be completedby eight so that freshmen may attendthe evening function of another houseif they so desire. Freshmen must leavefraternity houses by 10.The Univei’sity doi’mitories will beclosed for rushing during this period,and no freshman may be called on inhis home.TeaThe Student-Faculty table will meetfor lunch in the Cloister Club todayat 12. Dr, and Mrs. Link and MissDorothy Powell will be the facultyrepresentatives. Open rushing of all entering wom¬en has been going on fast and furious¬ly for the past two weeks, but Mon¬day marks the beginning of rushingin complete earnest. This means thatthe week of November 10 to 15 is theweek designated for intensive rushingby the fourteen women’s clubs.During this week, each club mayhold one tea, lunch, or breakfast, oneinfoimal party, and a PreferentialDinner on Saturday, November 15.With the exception of the hours setaside for these social functions, clubwomen may not legally contact en¬tering women in any way; they maynot speak to them, or spend any timewith them.Invitations to Preferential Dinnerswill be received by freshmen eitherFriday or Saturday, and the girls whoreceives such an invitation will havea bid to the club waiting for her atIda Noyes. All final bidding will takeplace in Ida Noyes Hall on Saturday,November 15 immediately after thePreferential Dinners which will beheld at various hotels.Interclub Council has expressed thehope that there will be no infractionsof the rushing rules this year as inpast years. All infractions will bepunished by a heavy fine, and contactbetween club members and potentialmembers may result in the takingaway of an invitation to PreferentialDinner.After almost four weeks of contactwith club women and independents oncampus, freshmen and transfer stu¬dents now face the difficult job of de¬ciding which club they prefer. By theend of next week, they will be familiarwith the girls and the customs of allthe clubs, and both clubs and girlsmust make their final decision. Virginia Allen. . . Tells the Clubs HowPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 1941Hoover And FinlandHerbert Hoover has let hishatred for communism overcomehis judgment. Hoover has se¬verely criticised President Roo¬sevelt for demanding that Fin¬land stop fighting Russia.We do not agree with the com¬munists any more than Hooverdoes, but we think that the realissue today is stopping Hitler—not opposing Russian Commu¬nism. Because Finland today isat best an unwilling ally of theNazis, any action that can betaken by our government tomake Finland at least a neutralcountry will indirectly help todefeat Hitler.Diplomatic Problem* Because of his activities in thefirst world war. Hoover is highlyrespected in Finland. The Finnsare likely to think that he rep¬resents all of the American peo¬ple when of course he representsonly a minority. It is thereforemore unfortunate that he madehis statement attacking Roose¬velt at a time when the govern¬ment of Finland appears to bedivided on whether or not to car¬ry on the war against Russia.Mr. Hoover has complicated whatis already an extremely delicatediplomatic problem.Relative DangersIn a crises we need to evaluaterelative dangers. Anybody withgood judgment ought to see thatRussia, fighting for survival, isno menace to the democratic sys¬tem. When the house is on fireit is not always wise to investi¬gate the record of everyonefighting the fire. In this waragainst the axis, the democra¬cies should be ready to fight withany nation regardless of ideologi¬cal differences. Youth ForDemocracyYouth for Democracy has res¬urrected itself after lying dor¬mant for several months. Wethink there is a place for intelli¬gently organized political actiongroups on campus. Political or¬ganizations have some value in¬sofar as they sometimes help tobreak down the “ivory tower at¬titudes” and supplement theorywith some practical experience.But in past years most politi¬cal groups have not been w'orthmuch either to their members orto the student body as a whole.They have been too often ex¬ploited by adult groups who usedstudents as a means for gettingexpensive clerical and organiza¬tional work done. Young campus!politicians confused by the com¬plexity of modern social prob¬lems too often have been con¬vinced by ideologies that explaineverything so well that reflectivethought becomes quite unneces¬sary. Too many students haveforgotten that they are here toget an education and not tospread some gospel.We hope that the members ofYouth for Democracy will berepresentative of all liberalgroups on campus, that they willnot be tied down to the programof any one political faction, thatthey will understand that it can¬not be an important factor indetermining many political pol¬icies and that they will attemptto understand issues before theytry to convince others. We hopethat they will never forget thatthey are still students.Federation Is Not What ItUsed To Be Says ClaudeBy RICHARD PHILBRICKClaude, the Coffee Shop Doorstop,was sitting in the “C” Shop yesterdayway down front among the club girls,frowning and looking like a plantainleaf in a bride’s bouquet. We easedourself into a chair at his table andtimidly asked what was troubling him.“Dictatorships,” he said angrily,short like a stop sign. So the troublesof Europe have finally affected theCoffee Shop, we mused. “How come?”we asked gently.“Ever heard of Women’s Federa¬tion?” Claude replied. “Well, the girlshave got the makings of a swell dic¬tatorship there.” He sipped his coke%£ OoiLq IflcJiOOn.FOUNDED IN 1902The Daily Maroon is the official studentnewspaper of the University of Chicago, pub¬lished mornings except Saturday, Sunday, andMonday during the Autumn, Winter, andSpring quarters by The Daily Maroon Com¬pany, 5831 University Avenue. Telephones:Hyde Park 9222.After 6:30 phone in stories to our printers.The Chief Printing Company, 148 West 62ndstreet. Telephones; Wentworth 6123 and 6124.The University of Chicago assumes no re¬sponsibility for any statements appearing inThe Daily Maroon, or for any contract enteredinto by The Daily Maroon.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves therights of publication of any material appear¬ing in this paper. Subscription rates: $2.76 ayear, $4 by mail. Single copies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March 18,1968, at the post office at Chicago, Illinois,under the act of March 3, 1879.MemberPlssocidled Golle&ioie PressDiitrtbulor ofGDlle6iate Di6eslBOARD OF CONTROLEditorialJAMES BURTLE RICHARD PHILBRICK,RICHARL HIMMEL ChairmanROBERT REYNOLDSBUSINESSCHESTER SMITH, business managerRICHARD BOLKS, advertising managerEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESRobert Lawson, Nancy Lesser, Beats Mueller,Philip Rieff, Chloe Roth, Stuart Schulberg,and Shirlee Smith.BUSINESS ASSOCIATESWilliam Bell, circulation managerLynn Tuttle, office managerVirginia Brantner, Georgia Hinchliff, DonaldRice, Margie Kraus, Betty Baron, DorothyDuncan, Gloria Ploebst, John Feiler, EdgarL. Rachlin, and Richard Wallens.Night Editors: Werner A. Baum& Barbara Gilfillan reflectively. He was playing coy andwe became irritated. “Go ahead, tellus everything,” we said bitterly. Hestopped posing and began to talk.A Question of Form“Here it is,” he began. “Shirley ishead of Federation-Esoteric being sec¬ond in the line of descent; Janet isheir-apparent; sounds like a mon¬archy doesn’t it? But wait. On theSenior Board of Federation-Esoteric. . . “Don’t be bitter,” we said. Hecontinued. “ . . . are four other girls,Charlotte, Marjorie, Virginia, and An-nabeth. On the Junior Board are Bet¬sy, Janet, another Virginia, SarahJane, and Chloe. Well, it appears thatmost of them are as useless as stampson a penny post card.“That’s putting it rather harshly,”we objected, thinking of all the pleas¬ant people we had named. “Not whenyou know that they have had verylittle to do with Federation sinceFresmhan Week,” Claude replied. “Arethey loafing?” we asked. “Hell, no,”he said vehemently, “it’s just that no¬body but Betsy and Janet are ever no¬tified about meetings, teas, and thelike. The point is, he continued, Shir¬ley, Janet, and Betsy are running ev¬erything.”Now What?“Yes, but where does the dicta¬torship come in?” we asked. “W’ell,since you’re too thick to figure it outfor yourself. I’ll explain. Betsy andJanet are not sisters in the bond, no.but they are roommates. So what Jan¬et hears Betsy hears, too. But Janetand Shirley are sisters. Who do youthink hears first? Well, must I dia¬gram it?”“No, it’s perfectly clear,” we said,“but not pure and sweet,” we added,after a moment’s thought.Abner—(Continued from page one)kum and other turnip fans, such asDink MacLellan, will meet with tra¬ditional Mammy Yokum treatment ifthey attempt an invasion of the sac¬red turnip jar.The Dogpatch gang will begin theirantics at nine, and all-comers maydance or join in the novelty Dips,Polkas and Sashays until 12:30. Cos¬tume is optional, but a Dogpatch moII preferred. Traveling BazaarBy RUTH WEHLANEighty-thirty (AM) in the Maroon office is very strange. Two membersof the business staff chase the various cats of Lexington in and out; theradio plays gay Italian music; John the janitor comes in and throws paperon the floor; we eat an apple left by some careless member of the Board andof Alpha Delta Phi whose name we would mention except it’s bad policy.There are advantages, though. In the afternoon, when everybody iswriting his stories, it’s as much as your life is worth to try to get a type-Beati Gaidzik writer. Only one of theseven is any good, any¬way. At 8:30, the am¬bitious Bazaar writersits down in front ofthe good typewriter,gazes at the murals ofunclothed and robustcupids and the GodBless America poster,and is off to a brilliantstart.We are reminded ofHattie Paine Hahn, mayshe rest in peace. Heryoung daughter was onemonth old last 'Tuesday.We are also remindedof Hart Perry, who wasin the Coffee Shop last. . . /« U ashington Friday. We had to wipeoff more than one feminine freshman chin and stop their drooling with thesad fact that he is married. His wife, Beati, formerly a Mortar Board and aGaidzik, stayed at home in Washington while Hart carried blueprints of asecret bomb-sight to Kansas City. That should take care of the love andromance department. Today on theQuadranglesFridayHillel Get Together. Y Room, IdaNoyes. 3:30.German Club Sing. Room A, IdaNoyes. 4:30.American Student Union, Execu-tive Committee Meeting. AlumnaeRoom, Ida Noyes. 7:30.Bridge Club. South ReceptionRoom, Ida Noyes. 7:30.Hillel Fireside. High Cole on “TheScore Today”. Ida Noyes. 8:00.“The Beggars’ Opera,” U. of C. Set¬tlement Benefit*. Mandel. 8:30.Social “C” Dance. Ida Noyes. 9:00,SaturdayAmerican Student Union RecordParty. Admission, 39 cents. Y.VV.C..\.Room, Ida Noyes. 8:30.Folk Dance Party. Theatre, IdaNoyes. 8:00.Japanese Student Club, Meeting andTea. Alumnae Room, Ida Noyes2:30.SundayChapel Union, Meeting and Tea.Library, Ida Noyes. 7:30.CLASSIFIEDCASH FOR MEN’S USED CLOTHING—Prices Paid. Will Call. Midway 9244, fiioE. 63rd St. Est. 1919.Younc lady to auist with dinner and stayin with baby several evenings in return forroom, board, and pin money. Alexander,5403 Riditewood Court, Hyde Park 2060.Replacing ^Roy Emery as our favorite poet is the Bowery Bard, Falstaff Openshaw,who appears weekly on Fred Allen’s program. The titles of some of Mr.Openshaw’s more recent works are: “He and She on a Heap of Debris,” “IfYou’ll Wash the Soot Off Mother, Judge, You’ll Find She’s Old and Gray,”and “Stop Beating Me with That Pump-handle, Sheriff, or I’ll Get Water onthe Brain.” You can readily see that Mr. Openshaw will soon take his rightfulplace as the poet of the people, dethroning the now archaic Walt Whitman.Frank Hickman Etherton had a party in his snuggery in Little Bohemialast Tuesday. The afternoon had a fine send-off when the landlady walkedby the door, heard the tinkle of shattered glass, and said, “Oh, you’re breakingglass. Have fun!” Somebody drew pictures of the guests’ libidos; fourbusily talking persons, all seated on a desk, were jolted when the legs ofthe desk gave gently away. W'e hear that they didn’t even dangle a par¬ticiple—savoir faire, we call it. After the last guest had left, Frank founda coat (not his), a penny, and a note tacked to the door. The note said,“Creighton has on a nutria coat instead of beaver.” Nobody there was namedCreighton, and nobody had on a fur coat, so it is all very mysterious andobscure. Read Swedenborg's"DIVIHE LOVEAND WISDOM**lOc unabridgedof Umversity and otherbookstores4 MONTH INTENSIVE COURSErOR COllEGf STUOtNTS AND CRAOUATfSA thorough, intemivt, ttenographic coutst —starting January 1, April 1, July 1, October 1.Interesting Booklet unt fret, without obligation— write or phone. No soliators employed.Lovers of Harlemmusical masterpieces are knocking themselves out in the Coffee Shopthese days with two sterling recordings. Whoever had the excellent judgmentto put these gems on the juke box is to be congratulated. Also to be con¬gratulated are the fine people who stuff the box with nickels; we haven’theard Guy Lombardo all week. The names, just in case you’d like to gladdenour hearts by playing them are “Confessin’ the Blues” and “627 Stomp.” moserBUSINESS COLLEGEfAUC MOSER. ».Regular Courses for Beginners.open to Hioh^hool Graduates only, start first .\fnnaayof each month. Advanced Courses startany Mondav. Day and Evening. EveningCourses open to men.116 S. Michigan Av«.,Chicogo. A-n v'olpb 4347Both are mostly piano numbers, thefirst by Walter Brown, and the secondby Pete Johnson. We sat for an hourand a half yesterday with Roy Larsonand Andy Parks listening to these tworecords alternately; after that wedidn’t even mind the rain. Anotherchoice bit is Cugat’s recording of“Rhumba Rhapsody.” This is a fla¬menco, straight from the South Amer¬ican jungles, with vocal by MiguelitoV’aldez.In the Romance Language offices onthe fourth floor of Cobb are to befound lots of nice things and people.Our ever-lovin’ French teacher, Mr.Rowland, Mr. Netherton and Mr. Min-ault all live there. On the table in themain office are many publications inFrench and Spanish. We can’t readmuch Spanish yet, but the Frenchmagazine “Marie-Clairc,” roughlyequivalent to the Ladies’ Home Jour¬nal, contains extremely interestingfeatures.Rathje—(Continued from page one)This is the second laurel La Rathjehas captured. Last year she was elect¬ed to reign at the SFAC Week-Endas the most dateable woman on cam¬pus but she had to decline becauseshe had a date. The date was in Bos¬ton.The Board would not release thenames of the runner ups in thecontest. Their spokesman. Dink Mac¬Lellan said, “Mike was the onlychoice. There are lots of other welldressed women around here, but Rath¬je hit the perfect mark.”Other members of the Board couldnot be reached last night for com¬ments. It was rumored they wereout with Rathje. ANNUAL REPORT OF WOMEN*S RESIDENCE HALLSAND COMMONSJuly I, 1940 through June 30, 1941The University publishes annually, following completion of the annualaudit of its accounts by Certified Public Accountants, statements withrespect to the operation of Residence Halls and Commons.The following statement covers room and meal service at the Women’sResidence Halls (Foster, Kelly, Green and Beecher Halls) for the fiscalyear 1940-41 and sets forth the total income and expense and the averagecost per occupant-day to the residents and to the University:Gros.s Income Days Averageper personTotal Amount per dayResidents 66,159Guests 2,086Total 68,245Expenses $118,875.10_ 4,4506$123,326.46 $1,7972.134$1,807'Raw h^ood $ 28,107.41 $ .411Salaries and Wages:SupervisionSocial SupervisionFull-time Employees 1Student Employees i ,$ 4,142.894,176.0f37,170.662,771.39 $ .061.061.544.040Total Salaries and Wages $ 48,261.01 $ .706Supplies incidental to servicing rooms and to prep¬aration and serving of food: laundry, fuel,light, heat, insurance, and employees medicalexaminations $ 17,551.79 $ .257Cleaning and decorating, repairs and provision forreplacement of furniture and equipment $ 18,822.94 $ .275Purchasing and Accounting $ 4,355.87 $ .064Total Expenses ,$117,099.02 $1.713Net IncomeNet Earnings used for support of the educationalbudget of the University $ 6,227.44 $ .094Provision for the repair of the building, and depreciation of heavyequipment is charged as an operating expense as are replacements offurniture, linens, glassware, silverware, china, and kitchen utensils.The next statement in the series will cover the operations of CollegeResidence Halls for Men.{ THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 7. 1941 Page ThreePICKIN' 'EMThis week ^we introduce something new into our popular sports feature. We have inviteda “guest expert, Mike Rathje, who was voted best-dressed-woman-on-campus during the pastweek as our guest today. As an added inducement, the boys have worked out an agreementwith Mike, whereby the winner gets a chance to take her out. Should Mike win the contest,she will have to pay the bill for the male “expert” who came closest to winning. In case oftie, duplicate prizes will be awarded.Werner Baum, Bob Lawson and Phil Rieff are all tied up with 78 points apiece. With theseason rapidly draw’ing to a close, this week will mean more than a date for the winner.Game Baum Lawson Rieff RathjeNotre Dame-Navy 0-0 7-6 7-0Purdue-Michigan State 7-0 13-21 13-7 0-14Harvard-Army 7-13 6-14 0-14lowa-Illinois 13-7 6-13 7-21Ohio State-Wisconsin 14-13 ' 13-14 0-14Stanford-Southern Cal 27-7 14-7 26-7Northwestern-Indiana 20-14 20-14 26-7Fordham-Pittsburgh 21-0 14-0 13-6Minnesota-Nebraska 21-0 21-0 14-0Detroit-Marquette 20-6 20-7 7-6Kickers Set For WheatonE!neoiuiter Here TomorrowTeam Intends ToEqual First WinGreenwood Field will be the sceneof the second encounter of the yearbetween Wheaton College soccer teamand the Maroon squad tomorrow at10:00. Having defeated the Wheatonteam by the slight score of 1-0 a fewweeks ago, the team considers itselfin fine shape to beat the W'heatonteam by a much wider margin thistime. Students are urged to come outand view a game that has gained ininter-collegiate spirit and rivalrysince the two schools started playingthe game. Soccer is the main sport atthe Wheaton school.The starting lineup for the Maroonteam will be:g. Marton W’einerr.f. Nick Parisil.f. Jerry Zieglerc.h.b. Joe Tvrzickyl.h.b. Tom Hymanr.h.b. Ken Olumc.f. Henry Duckwortho.r. James Frankl0.1. Ed Gliki.r. Siegfried Meinsteini.l. Jack DavidsonThe athletic department has sched¬uled a soccer game with the MortonJunior College for Saturday, Novem¬ber 15 to take place at GreenwoodField. Last year the Maroon teamplayed the Morton team twice and de¬feated them in both engagements.Squash PlayOpens CourtsNext Thursday the initial squashracquets exhibition of the season willtake place at the west stand of StaggField. Coach Erdmann calls attentionto the fact that four new squashcourts have been erected in the weststand and urges those interested inthe exciting game of squash to takefull advantage of the available facil¬ities.Runner up in the city championshiplast year, Elmer Voight of the Chi¬cago Dearborn Club will be opposedby John Botts Jr. of the Lake ShoreAthletic Club who was the numberone player on the first team of thePrinceton Club of New York last year.This w'ill be the first attraction on theexhibition card.Harvey Rubin, number one player at♦ he University last year will meet Dr.F. A. Wright, number two player atthe University last year. The thirdattraction will be Gene Luening, num¬ber four player at this school lastyear versus Gene Folks.There will also be other matches byoutstanding University players. Thesematches should provide a real treatfor all persons interested in the gameof squash.Frank McCulloch, director ofThe James Mullenbach InudstrialInstitute will address Chapel Un¬ion Sunday night at 7:30 in IdaNoyes. The subject of Dr. McCul¬loch’s lecture will be “The Aimsand Objectives of Present Day La¬bor Movements’’. Devil, GopherTeams MeetBy JOHN GUGICHWeather permitting, the six-manfootball tournament will go into itsfinal stages today at Stagg Field whenthe league leading Red Devils meetthe third place Gopher team. Playingon the other field at the same time,the second place Indians will encoun¬ter the strong Duffer aggregation.A few members of the tail end Owlteam have been placed on the Gophersquad. This transplanting device givesthe Gopher team some neededstrength and may be a deciding factorin the Red Devil game today. In theirprevious encounter the breaks camethe Satan way and they defeated theGophers by a score of 25-8. If theGophers can halt the terrific onslaughtof the Red Devil’s seasoned footballplayers, they might pull an upset.Coston Leads AssistsAn interesting bulletin has been re¬leased by the athletic department. Ty-ki Coston of the Gophers is leadingthe assists. He has thrown five passesthat resulted in touchdowns for histeam. The successful passing attackof the Gophers is another factor forwhich the Red Devil team will haveto be on the lookout. Duke Harlan issecond on the list, having thrown fourpasses for touchdowns. George Baliaand John Landry are tied with threeapiece.Bob Cummins of the Devils stillleads the parade in scoring. He hasthirty points and is trailed by TykiCoston of the Gophers who has scoredtwenty-four. Duke Harlan of theDevils is tied with Coston. Bob Rey¬nolds, Owl halfback, has dropped fromleading position to fourth with a totalof twenty-two points.The standings to date are:>V. L. T. Pet.Red Devils 4 0 0 1.000Indians I 1 0 .500Duffers 1 2 0 .33.3Gophers 1 2 0 .333Owls 0 2 1 .000Giants Fall as GolfFinals ApproachHampered by inclement weather,the IM Golf Tournament is movinginto the semi-final round with onlyone match in the quarter finals, thatof Barker vs. Rabens, left to be play¬ed. Assured of a place in the semi¬finals are Neiman, Lewis, and Oakley.Victims of a surge of new talentare Director Walter Hebert’s seededplayers Vytold Yasus, David Martin,and John Dryden. Only NormanBarker, last year numeral winner,is left in the competition and he hasnot played his quarter-final match asyet.Campus Lutheran service will beconducted by Herbert Albrecht, a pro¬fessor at Concordia Teacher’s Collegein River Forest, in Thorndike HiltonMemorial Chapel this Sunday at10:30. Lutheran services for uni¬versity students are held weekly un¬der the auspices of Gamma Delta, na¬tional fraternity for Lutherans. Damp CrampsTouchballersBy BILL TODDThe great gods who control theweather seem to have a particulargrudge against those members of thestronger sex who are intent uponbodily exercise in the form of touch-ball, for it has been raining for fortydays and forty nights and the ath¬letic fields are as damp as an infant’sunderpinnings.The touchball situation is a bitmuddled at this writing with almostany one of three or four teams cap¬able of making off with the fraternitychampionship, but a certain big manin the intramural office, whose namewe won’t dare to breathe intimatedthat in his rather humble opinion, theonce beaten Phi Gams have becomemuch dissatisfied with their presentobscure position and are due any dayto explode in a violent manner, prom¬ising woe for their opponents.To Hold DrawingsDrawings will be held in the nearfuture to determine who meets whom,when and where. Those teams whichoccupy the much sought after top po¬sition will be pitted, as a result ofthe draw, of course, against the sec¬ond place teams of different leagues.The Hillel outfit, formerly Aristo¬telians and a multitude of otherthings, is, without the shadow of adoubt, one of the smoothest aggre¬gations it has yet been our privilegeto witness in action, in or out of fra¬ternity circles. May we suggest thatthe fraternity champion, whoever itmay be, had better beware of thishighly intellectual organization. Theplayers composing this team haveplayed together ever since they wereraw, green freshmen and thus, bytheir own not too modest confessions,have become very proficient at theirpastime.Tennis, CueMeets PlannedAdding a touch of interest to thesports menu of the first quarter, theintramural office announces that twotournaments, indoor tennis and bil¬liards, are scheduled for the verynear future. The former is to takeplace in the Field House, the latteron the green bedecked tables of Rey¬nold’s Club.The tennis tournament is the new¬est inspiration to spring from thefertile brain of the men who guidethe destinies of the play for fun boys,and will probably become a verypopular feature.Competition will be held in singlesonly and major or minor letter win¬ners of the extremely potent Varsitytennis team will not be eligible tocompete, nor will Freshmen numeralwinners. Haste will be necessary forall who hope to enter for all entriesmust be in the hands of the intra- Offer CourseFor BirdmenHave you ever played badminton atthe Field House? A marvelous op¬portunity for learning the fundamen¬tals of the “Indian’’ game can be hadfrom Coach C. Erdmann who haspracticed in the far east and is an ex¬pert. Not only students, but facultymembers and employees of the Uni¬versity are invited to come out to par¬ticipate. Later on in the season gameswill be arranged with outside teams.At the present time instruction isoffered on Tuesdays and Thursdaysfrom 7:00 'to 10:00 at the Field House.mural office by Wednesday, Novem¬ber 12.In the Billiard tournament, threemen will constitute a team and thescore of the team will depend on thetotal score of the three individualplayers. Participation points will begiven to four teams from each or¬ganization, ranging 25, 15, 10 and 5,and a trophy will be awarded to thewinning team. Of great interest willbe the news that matches may beplayed free of charge at the Reynold’sClub in the mornings, at two to three-thirty in the afternoon, or any eve¬ning, At all other times there will bethe usual charge. Registration forthe tournament closes on Wednesday,November 12. Play will begin Monday,November 17 at which time notifica¬tion cards will have to be brought tothe Reynold’s Club for identificationpurposes.ANLEYS Four new courts are available.Those who are interested in thegame of badminton should contactCoach Erdmann immediately at Bart¬lett Gym.Always clean andfree from goo nomatter how oftenyou smoke it. Chal-lenging higher-priced pipes in briarquality and value.WM. DEMUTHftCO..N.Y.HANDKERCHIEFTEST PROVESVITAL ZONEALWAYSSPOTLESS %NO GOOCAN PAUGUARDSEALEDHESSOn GUARDmiLflnoLET'S "PICK A RIB" OR "TEAR A CHICKEN"at theTROPICAL HUT1320 EAST 57th ST.collegethe triple thieat of swingI woody^ hermanand the band that plays the binespanther room no cover cTiargoFoom in eiih er roomEiotel shermanAthletic EnthusiastsForm GonsohdationA new campus organization, for allsports and all sportsmen, has arisen,consolidating several smaller andmore specialized groups like the ski¬ing club and the yacht club. Anystudent, faculty member, or employeeof the University is eligible to join.Chief sports in which the new or¬ganization is interested are skiing,sailing, hiking, horseback riding, andhosteling, including both short bicycleexcursions and longer trips. Thesportsmen’s club also plans to rentskiing equipment, and to have bicyclesfor rent on campus. Previously one ofthe great difficulties for campus bi¬cycling enthusiasts who did not havemachines of their own was the longdistance to the nearest place wheresuch things could be rented.The committee in charge of thesportsmen’s club includes Chuck Mow-ery, Commodore of the yacht club,George Peck, Elizabeth Wallerstein,George Mead, Betty Van Liew, MikeRothbart, Emily Rashevsky, and Car¬olyn Allen. Those interested can con¬tact one or another of these people inthe temporary headquarters of theclub, in the Student Forum Office in Lexington Hall, from 12 to 1 and from3 to 5 any weekday.Miss Burns of Ida Noyes is one ofthe faculty advisors, and ProfessorW. D. Jones of the geography depart¬ment is the other. ^^Anna Christie”Tickets are now on sale for theD.A. production of “Anna Chris¬tie.’’ The play will run for fivenights, from November 11 onthrough the 15th, in the ReynoldsClub Theatre.Tickets can be obtained at theMandel Hall box office, at the In¬formation Desk, and at the door.They will be 40 cents, plus 4 centsfederal tax.Name New Daily AndThen Retire For LifeSigmaClub SurveySigma has long had the reputationof having among its members themost beautiful women on campus.T^is year the tradition persists asSigma’s four seniors, eleven juniors,and twelve sophomores continue tomake themselves active in all campusorganizations.This club was founded in 1895 tofurther the cause of Women Suffrage,but the group has since become a so¬cial club. Proof of this are the manyannual Sigma affairs such as an au¬tumn quarter dance, a winter formal,and a spring party at Lakeside, Mich¬igan. Weekly meetings are held on^^^^-Mor.day nights in Classics to conductall business affairs and to give thegirls a chance to see each other reg¬ularly.Sigma has representatives in almostevery campus organization, and manyof the girls from this club have im¬portant positions in such activities asMirror, Student Ppblicity, The DailyMaroon. Women’s Federation, Dra¬matic Association, YWCA, Student So¬cial Committee, and others. There aretwo members of Nu Pi Sigma and anaide in this group of active women,but this is not the first year that theclub has enjoyed such honors.Sigma has a very large and active Nomenclators are in their glorynow with Chicago’s New MorningNewspaper offering a total of $10,000for a name.A cash award of $5000 will go to theindividual who selects the winningname and accompanies it with a 100-word exposition of why he wants thisnewspaper.The only restrictions are that thefollowing names cannot be submitted:A-M, Sentinel, Courier, Inter-Ocean,Journal, Post, and Chronicle. Nor aremembers of the paper’s staff or theirrelatives eligible.In all 1308 prizes will be given.Second place brings $1000, third $500,fourth place through eighth $100, next100 places $10, next 200 $5, and next1000 $1.The contest closes midnight Sunday,and entries must be addressed toOriental NightsFor Int HouseWith the celebrated open housescheduled for Sunday afternoon and“A Night in the Orient” planned fortomorrow’ night. International Houseis preparing for a big week-end.The student council is planning theopen house which will be held in theeast wing from four until six. Daneing in the Assembly will follow. Under the direction of Vytautas FinadarBeliajus, the International HouseFolk Dancers are giving their versionof Hindu, Arabic, Burmese, and otherOriental dances at the Saturday pro¬gram. The admission charge of 55cincludes dancing afterwards to a Yu¬goslav orchestra. Name editor, Post Office Box 3700,Chicago, Illinois.Publisher of the new paper isMarshall Field III, and the managingeditor is Silliman Evans, bosom com¬panion of Jesse Jones and a journal¬ism giant. For the remainder of thestaff Evans has raided the Newsweek,the Chicago Herald-American, theNew York Times, and other publica¬tions to obtain top-notch men. Ralph Sockman SpeaksIn Chapel SundayPreacher for a national congrega¬tion through his weekly networkbroadcasts and minister of ChristMethodist Church of New York City,Ralph W. Sockman comes to Rocke¬feller Memorial Chapel this Sundayat 11 and speaks using the topic“Keepers of the Kingdom.”Sockman is a graduate from OhioWesleyan University in 1911, a mem¬ber of the post-World War I genera¬tion. He later obtained further de¬gress from Columbia and Union The-Students ToGet HomeTown Publieity‘No AEF’ThemeOf All-CampusAnti-War RallyKeystone, the University’s new¬ly formed women’s organizationwill give a cider and doughnut par¬ty this afternoon from 3 to 6 inthe Reynolds Club, Lounge A. Thisis the second of a series of weeklyparties planned by Keystone. Thisafternoon’s entertainment will befree, and all campus women arecordially invited to attend. Alumnae Chapter which maintains afull scholarship for the club. Pi’esidentof the club this year is Dorothy Te-berg, while Shirley Borman is VicePresident. Dues are $5 a quarter, so¬cial fees are $5 a quarter, and an ini¬tiation fee of $25 is charged.A clinical pathological conferencewill be held today in Pathology 119at 4:30. “A series of cases will bepresented illustrating various typesof surgical complications”, the an¬nouncement states.The meeting is open to all thoseinterested.You Supply theHead...LEE suppliesihe HAT-hTm^LEE HATS+♦ Reg. U.S. Pat. Off. Let the nearest store thatsells LEE Water-Bloc*Hats fit your head intothis new semi-telescope—the Bcarcroft — with aslightly narrow bandand a hound edge brim.Wear it snapped wayhack. For only 5 Bucks,you'll be a bearcat inThe Bearcroft.358 Fifth Avenue, New York ““No A.E.F. No War.” keynotes theArmistice Day No-War Rally at whichProfessor Maynard C. Krueger andHarold Fey of the Christian Centurywill speak. It will be held in the Rey¬nolds Club Lounge at 12 on Tuesday,November 11, it was revealed lastnighUat a meeting of the Fellowshipof Reconciliation, one of three campusorganizations co-operating in the ral¬ly.Kreuger is professor in the Depart¬ment of Economics at the Universityand Fey is field editor of the Christian [Century. Both are currently active in ithe Keep America Out of War Con¬gress with which the Youth Commit¬tee Against War, a rally sponsor, isaffiliated. The University SocialistClub is another sponsor of Tuesday’sno-war rally.Plans for Armistice Day observ¬ance, in addition to the noon-tidemeeting, will be supplemented im¬mediately afterwards by a period ofmeditation and worship in a campuschapel, probably Hilton Chapel. Thedevotion will be directed by studentsof Chicago Theological Seminary.Officers of the local F.O.R., electedlast night, are Howard Spragg, chair¬man, and Ethel Edwards, secretary.Spragg is one of five non-registrants As a part of their plan to supplyhome town papers with news of Chi¬cago students, the Student PublicityBoard has developed a system where¬by cards will be distributed to 40selected campus organizations uponwhich students will list their activi¬ties.In announcing this plan, Dave Hel¬ler, its originator here, stressed thatthe publicity campaign will be runin a democratic manner with equalattention paid to all campus circles.In elaborating on the method to beused, Heller explained, “Every timea studuent does something outstand¬ing, is elected to an office, is in a de¬bate, or play, gets an athletic letter,or does anything that would interesthis friends back home, a story willbe sent to his local or high schoolpa|)er.”Besides the cards which will pro¬vide important information, the DailyMaroon, Pulse and Trend w’ill con¬stantly be checked for leads. ological Seminary, and is the recip¬ient of honorary degress from fiveother educational institutions.Often a member of the NationalPreaching Mission, the New Yorkclergyman is also well-known in stu-^dent circles for his work in the YMCA.Associated in administrative capaci-ties, he is a leading figure in theBoard of Foreign Missions and Com¬mission on World Peace for the Meth¬odist Church.Dr. Sockman is a leading religiousnon-interventionist, and is best knowncurrently for his work as a memberof the Minister’s No War Committeewhich includes more than 2200 Amer-iean churchmen pressing for a na¬tional policy of mediation in the Eu¬ropean and Asiatic wars.Chapel activities for Sunday in ad¬dition to morning services also in¬clude vesper and carillon recitals at4 and 4:30 respectively under the di¬rection of Dr. Frederick Marriott andChapeel Unionists.Form DefenseFraternityMeeting for the first time Nov. 5,the students of the National Defensecourse formed a fraternal order andselected Jeros M. Lane as president.Meetings will be held in Haskell 108with the date of the next meeting tobe set.Named the E.S.M.D.T., the new or¬ganization is dedicated to the furth¬erance of social and e<lucational objec¬tives, and is headed by a council ofeight. The initials stand for Engi¬neering, Science, Math, and Manage¬ment Defense Training. Anyone de¬fer selective service who are students j siring further information is recjuestedat Chicago Theological Seminary. l to call Dobson at Hyde Park 2575.' "IICOLLEfiF 10 Xz <— t~o NIGHTS- 03 ZOQ — EVERY FRIDAYO00 3(/) —ILU (J^ Z WAYNE KINGa.AND HIS ORCHESTRAiA< H-z</> QJ •oUJ PROFESSIONAL FLOOR SHOWo - COLLEGE FLOOR SHOWh-OUJ t- •< Q^ UJ Coming November 21stOt- bZ Q RICHARD HIMBERU1 1X1O a: AND HIS ORCHESTRA•“ ocUO IXJ •r s ^ EDGEWATERa. BEACH HOTELoSU Z/ r\ 5300 Block Sheridan Road iU) PARKINS IN HOTEL GARAGE—60c j surprised if ha hadBy DICK HIMMEL"You'd be surprised at some of thethings I see," said a fireman of my ac¬quaintance the other day. We werehaving a quiet little game of rummy,deuces wild, down at the station house,and he was telling me about some ofhis more spectacular rescues."The women I don't mind. Some ofthem look pretty bad; you know, curlers.gooey stuff ontheir faces — buton the whole,they're not sobad. It's the menthat get me. On¬ly the other nightI had to carry aguy down theladder from thefourth floor. Hewas overcome bysmoke, I guess,but I wouldn'thave been a bitbeen strangled bythose pajamas he had on. The legs weretoo short; the top was waving in thebreeze—the guy coulda caught his deathof cold! Somebody ought to invent somepajamas that would keep a man warmand comfortable and still look good.""Wait a minute, Orville," I said, layingdown three kings and the deuce of clubs,"I've goh some swell pajamas. Bought'em at the Hub. They're made like skipants. The top is sort of a sweatshirt. They fit like skin around the waistand ankles, and they keep me warm evenwhen I kick off the blankets. You ought tocome around and rescue me sometime;I wouldn't be ashamed to be seen onthe street in them.""Yeah, but how much do they cost?A neat job like that is probably way outof the reach uf us ordinary guys."Just then the alarm rang and my friendthrew down his cards and raced overto the brass pole. I yelled after him,"You're all wrong, Orville! They're justtwo dollars at the Hub. You'd bettertell your wife to get you a pair.""Okay," said Orville as he disappearedthrough the floor, and the next time Isaw him, he had on a 'pair of Ski-Mopajamas. "I just pull my boots on over'em," ho said. "They're the nuts!"the f Hub^StutK, ufxil CHICAGO