What has Li’l Abner to makethis delectable bit of indelicacy,Daisy Mae, search him out onSadie Hawkins’ Day? Come tothe party Friday night and findout first hand.This is Marryin* Sam, who ar¬rives on the misfortune of SkunkHollow Swains. He will be at theSadie Hawkins’ party, armedwith a shotgun and seven hun¬dred marriage license blanks.It is rumored that Mammy Yo-kum will also be at Sadie Haw¬kins’ night, this Friday, to pro¬tect her big bashful son fromfeminine attack, and to keepPappy out of the turnip stock.SOCIOLOGY CLUBProfessor E. W. Burgess willspeak at the next meeting of theSociology Club, Thursday, Novem¬ber 6, at 8:00 p.rn. in the SocialScience Commons Room (Room202). His topic will be, “BooksThat Have Influenced Me Most.”Professor Burgess, who is a mem¬ber of the University’s SociologyDepartment, is an authority on fac¬tors making for success or failure;n^ marriage. the Voila Tl^kt/ioonVol. 41. No. 21 Z-149 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 5. 1941* Price Three Centj»Every Sadie Hawkins Has Day;| FacultyCan Chase Li'l Abner Yokums |Stomp ForAt Social "C" Dance FridayBy MARSH PATTULLOAlthough the penalty for captureby a 1941 edition of Sadie Hawkinsis not as grim as that exacted by theoriginal Sadie, the Social Committeepromises that there’ll be plenty offun and excitement in the Ida Noyescelebration of the new minor nationalholiday, Sadie Hawkins Day, Fridaynight.In keeping with the traditions ofSadie Hawkins Day, as invented inthe comic strip, Li’l Abner, boys willbe dodging the Amazon advances ofSadie’s counterparts, as girls attemptto reverse etiquette, and the questingfemale does the wooing and coddling.John Crosby, who will assume therole and ten-gallon hat of Marryin’Sam for the evening is not ordained,so girls who have hopes of snagginga husband before the party is over,will have to be satisfied with cap¬turing and dominating a man for thespace of one night ... if they cancatch him.Frown on AttireThe committee will frown on attirethat isn’t in the Dogpatch tradition.Galluses, patched pants, and corn cobpipes are in fashion, and all drink¬ing must be done from gallon jugs.A complete cast of Dogpatch char¬acters has been assembled by the So¬cial Committee, and will enact theirroles as citizens of the mythical Ken¬tucky town for the entertainment ofthe guests.“Mammy Yokum” Rosenheim willbrowbeat “Pappy Yokum” Warfieldfrom one preserved turnip jar to an¬other, and Li’l Abner (Bob C. Miller)is practicing running starts to escapethe fleet-footed Daisy Mae, in the per¬son of Barbara Price.Novelty NumbersThe Suave Colonial Club orchestrawill let down its hair for one evening,to provide the instrumentation forsuch novelty numbers as the SkunkHollow Shimmy, the Dogpatch Dip,and the Polecat Polka. Dancing and entertainment will be¬gin at 9 and continue until 12:30.Three and one-half gallons of pre¬served turnips and an exact replica of a Salomey ham will be given asprizes to the person who can guesscorrectly why Dick Himmel has askedfor the part of Hairless Joe.^MirrorNamesJuniorsPlans are under way for Mirror1941-42. With its five woman Board ofControl headed by Sigma Dorothy Te-berg. Mirror, the University’s annualmusical show will be presented in Man-del Hall on March 6 and 7.Janet Wagner will be stage manag¬er, Chloe Roth will handle properties,Esther Miller is named PublicityChairman, Janet Peacock is in chargeof Box Office, Virginia Nichols will beProgram Chairmen, Libby McKey andGenevieve Hackett have charge ofcostumes while Jane Moran and AnnHaight will be responsible for Make-Up.Staged and presented entirely bystudents. Mirror has often been namedas one of the outstanding collegiateshows in the country. Many of themen and women who have writtenskits for it or taken part in Mirrorhave since become famous, for thisshow is always the outlet for all cam¬pus talent. From present indications,this year’s presentation will be one ofthe finest ever given.Theme of the year will centeraround the adventures of three girlsin Florida. Any songs, skits, or ideas'submitted will be welcomed by theMirror board. Finns Pawns Of Nazis,Says Leslie TehaneyGORDON J. LAINGLaing ToursLecture TrailsGordon Laing, present Dean ofAlumni and Professor Emeritus ofLatin as well as ex-Dean of the divi¬sion of the Humanities, is on an ex¬tended tour explaining “The Trials ofa College Professor.”Speaking to the alumni in eachtown, Mr. Laing’s itinerary took himto Omaha on October 31st; to Denveron November 1; to Salt Lake City onthe third; to the University of Wash¬ington in Seattle on the fifth; and willbe in Portland, Oregon on the eighth.His last two engagements will be onNovember 10 when he visits Berkeleyand his lecture tour will conclude inSan Diego on the twelfth.It is expected that Mr. Laing willreturn to the University campusshortly after his last lecture althoughthe exact date of his return is uncer¬tain. By STUART SCHULBERG“The State Department woke uptwo years too late,” declared LouisGottschalk’s research assistant LeslieG. Tehaney yesterday as he receivedthe news that Secretary Hull hadwarned the Finnish government thatthey must either stop attacking theRussians or lose the “friendship” ofthe United States.“The U.S. Government should havesent that message to Helsinki two{ years ago,” Tehaney, who spent 1938-9 in Finland studying on a Harvardfellowship, continued. “Even when Iwas there, the Finns were notoriouslypro-German and anti-American.”Speaking of America’s almost naiveattachment for the Baltic power, Te¬haney mentioned that an article hewrote predicting that the Finns wouldsoon join the Axis was turned downby every magazine to which he sub¬mitted it. “Why do the Finns paytheir war debt?” he went on, “Simplybecause they know it’s good business.Why, the loans and gifts they’ve re¬ceived from this country total morethan they ever owed us.”Asked what, in his opinion, wouldbe the Finnish reaction to Mr. Hull’smesage, Tehaney said, “The Finns willsimply decide that the present admin-(Continued on page three) DouglasLining up squarely behind the Uni¬versity’s “Douglas-for-Senator” cam¬paign, prominent members of Chica¬go’s faculty yesterday wholeheartedlyendorsed the Professor of Economicswho is thought to be considering run¬ning for United States Senator in thenext election.Among the first to come out forDouglas was Quincy Wright, Profes¬sor of International Law, who said, “Iam strongly for him. I think that it isimportant that a man of ProfessorDouglas’ broad background and knowl¬edge of international affairs be sentto the Senate at this time.”“Greatest Senators:” Kerwin“I have just one opinion;” statedJerome Kerwin, Associate Professorof Political Science, “That is I cer¬tainly hope that he runs. He wouldmake, in my. estimation, one of thegreatest Senators the state has everhad.”_ ■Bessie Pearce, Associate Professorof History, was equally enthusiasticover Douglas, as she declared, “He’s avery/ intelligent, humane politically-minded gentleman; that is he’s states¬manlike. I think he would make a fineSenator.”Nef—“all for him”In the same tone was Professor ofGovernment Finances Simeon Leland’sstatement, “I think he would make agrand Senator.” Ending the parade offaculty members endorsing Douglaswas John Nef, Professor of ’SconoHHe-History. “I’m all for him,” he stated.Meanwhile the “Douglas-for-Sena¬tor” campaign committee on the Quad¬rangles is moving steadily ahead withplans to fill a petition urging the pro¬fessor-alderman to run. First of thepetitions presented to Douglas camefrom residents of Winnetka and thenorth side, while another was broughtforward by 80 women from variousparts of the city and state.Arrest Ex-StudentFor Library TheftsA systematic robbery of the Uni¬versity library system came to lightrecently with the arrest of a formerUniversity law school student in Pry¬or, Oklahoma. When apprehended, thesuspect had in his possession 700-oddvolumes belonging to the UniversityWeil Now RunsOrchestra andElevator TooAt International House anything canhappen. This time it is a newly organ¬ized House orchestra which has ap¬pointed elevator man, Harry Weil, asits conductor. The versatile Mr. Weilbegan his conducting last Sundaywhen the first rehearsal of the groupof 18 was held.According to Evadeen Camp, direc¬tor of musical activities at Interna-ioal House, the orchestra will makeits first appearance at a Christmasprogram. In January an| informalconcert will be held and a more pre¬tentious concert is being planned forspring quarter.Although originally started as ahouse project, the orchestra wouldwelcome both trumpet and bassoonplayers, as well as a trombone forits trombonist. Anna ChristieTickets Go OnSale TodayTickets go on sale today for theD. A. production of “Anna Christie”,to be given in the Reynolds Club The¬atre on November 11 and 12, nextTuesday and Wednesday.“Anna Christie”, one of O’Neill’sbest-known plays, was published in1921, and produced thereafter as aplay with Pauline Lord playing thetitle Role. Later when the play wasmade into a movie, Greta Harbo wasAnna. Ruth Ahlquist will have thelead in the D.A. version next week.Bob Miller will ha\e the part ofAnna’s father, the Swedish sea cap¬tain, and Edde Armstrong will bethe young Irish sailor Matt Burke, theemotional crisis in Anna’s life. D.A.veteran Betty Ann Evans is to playthe old woman of the sea. CaptainChristopherson’s tough friend, andBill Dodds will be Larry the bartend¬er. Others in the cast are StuartSchulberg, Stud Ruml, and MarshallPatullo. as well as books belong^ing to other in¬stitutions.The library staff had been missingbooks and began checking up beforethe arrest of the man. They had list¬ed about half of the recovered booksas missing when they reecived thenews.The man had been under surveil¬lance for some time before he was ar¬rested. When he was caught, he wason his way to dump a truck-load ofbooks into the river. Among thesewere all the University books. Hehad previously dumped one truck-loadwhich were recovered but which wereruined by water.The man’s elder brother is in thecountry law office in Pryor. It wasthrough continued thefts of booksfrom this library that the man wasfirst suspected. The officials soon de¬termined who was stealing the booksand decided to investigate the manthoroughly.The University has a legal repre¬sentative in Pryor investigating thesituation, and he will care for theUniversity’s interests in the trial tobe held soon.Because it has not been held, theMaroon withholds the name of thesuspect.KeystoneKeystone will hold a meeting t^-day at 4:30 in Ida Noyes Theatre.Members and those interested inbecoming members are urged to at¬tend as elections for the various)ffices will be held.\Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 5. 1941"Tfie Dcdlij TJh/iootiFOUNDED IN 1902The Daily Maroon ic> the official studentnewspaper of the University of Chicago, pub¬lished mornings except Saturday, Sunday, andMonday during the Autumn, Winter, andSpring quarters by The Daily Maroon Com¬pany, 6831 University Avenue. Telephones:Hyde Park 9222.After 6:30 phone in stories to our printers.The Chief Printing Company, 148 West 62ndstreet. 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Single copies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March 18,1908, at the post office at Chicago, Illinois,under the act of March S, 1879.Memberf^ssocicrteci Cblle6iciiG PressDistributor of0c)lle6ialeDi6eslBOABD OF CONTBOLEditorialJAMES BT^BTLE RICHARD PHILBRICK,RICHABC HIMMEL ChairmanROBERT REYNOLDSBUSINESSCHESTER SMITH, business managerRICHARD BOLKS, advertising managerEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESRobert Lawson, Nancy Lesser, Beats Mueller,Philip Rieff, Chloe ^th, Stuart Schulberg,and Shirlee Smith.BUSINESS ASSOCIATESWilliam Bell, circulation managerLynn Tuttle, office managerVirginia Brantner, Robert Highman, JohnMacBride, Robert Pregler, and RichardWallens.Night Editors: Barbara Goodrichand Stuart SchulbergThe New SocialCommitteeWe want to congratulate DinkMacLellan and the Student So¬cial Committee for giving thecampus a better social programthan it has had in many years.The social committee started-out on the right foot last yearwhen it expanded to include moreindependent students and wasmade more representative of thewhole campus. This new systemgave more students the attitudethat they could really find a placein the campus social program.The result has been that morepeople from different groupshave turned out for the C dancesthis fall.Business MethodsThe members of the commit¬tee have also used better busi¬ness methods. They have seenthat there is no economy inskimping on orchestras. What ismore important they realizedthat lowering the price of ticketsraised attendance enough to ac¬tually increase total revenuefrom the dances and thereforemake it possible to spend moremoney on them.The committee is trying tomake the dances more informalthan they have been in the past.Witness for example the SadieHawkins dance Friday. The com¬mittee has also tried to broadenthe social program of the uni¬versity to include more thanmerely dances. It has sponsoredhorseback riding parties, smok¬ers, and other varied activities.Long Road AheadOf course, the social commit¬tee with a long tradition of ex¬clusiveness behind it, still has along way to go. More than a fewnon-affiliated students still thinkthat the C dances are mainly forfraternity men. We hope thatthe social committee this yearcan draw more non-affiliated stu¬dents out for campus social ac¬tivities and thereby help to breakdown the unfortunate barriersthat now so often stand betweenindependent students and fra¬ternity men. / Hope Douglas RunsA Bull SessionBy DAVE HELLERI hope that Paul H. Douglas runs |for the United States Senate in 1942because Curley Brooks is a friend ofmine and I want to see him sent back.I know that if Douglas is the Demo¬cratic nominee that Brooks’ re-elec¬tion is reassured.Despite the optimism of Jim Burtle,Dick Philbrick, Dick Himmel, and RayWitcoff and the rest of the “Doug¬las for Senator” boys, Mr. Douglashas absolutely no ^ance and anyperson who is familiar with the Illi¬nois political set-up knows it.To convince any skeptics I wouldlike to analyze the Illinois politicalset-up and give Mr. Douglas’ enthus¬iastic friends an elementary lessonin practical politics. In making thisanalysis I believe that I can speakw’ith some little authority as I havedone publicity work for both politi¬cal parties in southern Illinois andlast year I traveled 36,000 miles, 100miles a day within the borders of Il¬linois and I believe that I know whatIllinois people think about politics.To begin with, there are four po¬tent political factions in Illinois:the Chicago Democrats dominated byMayor Kelly, the Chicago Republicansunder the leadership of the ChicagoTribune, and the Downstate Demo¬crats and the Downstate Republicans.The two strongest factions are thedownstate Republicans and the ChicagoDemocrats w’ho usually about balanceeach other. The balance of power inIllinois is usually fought out betweenthe Chicago Republicans and theDownstate Democrats.To anyone who even takes the trou¬ble to look around him or to pointto state house legislation, it is evi¬dent that the Republicans have theadvantage of a terrific feud in theDemocratic party. The DownstateDemocrats have on almost all mattersgone entirely over to the Republicanparty. It is no secret that the Down-state Democrats so deplore the domi¬nation of the Democratic party ticketby the Kelly-Nash crowd that theyare willing to junk the state ticketand let the Republicans win ratherthan allow Kelly-Nash to name theticket.The Chicago Republicans are strong¬er this year than they have been fora number of years.. No matter who [the Democratic nominee is, the situ¬ation standing as it is (and it willstand as it is until either Kelly orthe downstate gang gets out whichthey show no signs of doing) the line¬up will be the Chicago Democratsagainst the field and the election willassume the proportions of a rout.Add to this the fact that Douglasis personally obnoxious to a largesegment of the Chicago Democrats andyou see that his nomination, let alonehis election is impossible.Mr. Douglas has missed the boaton the issue, too. He thinks, or saysthat the people of Illinois are in fav¬or of war and of the Roosevelt for¬eign policy. If he really thinks thathis trip downstate should convincehim of his mistake. Opinion in Chi¬cago is sharply divided on the issuebut it isn’t downstate. Downstate issolid behind the non-interventioniststand.Add to Mr. Douglas’ disadvantagesa deep distrust of braintrusters (tothe people of Illinois Mr. Douglas’University activities will place himin the catagory of the braintrusters)and Mr. Douglas’ coming from Chi¬cago, never a good thing for a politi¬cal candidate in Illinois, and you willunderstand that he may get a lotof good publicity out of his little tripbut nothing else.Generally speaking. Senators andgovernors are elected downstate, andMr. Douglas is utterly unacceptableto downstate. He hasn’t got a chance.Then, too, there is the little matterof Mr. Douglas having a worthy an¬tagonist. In spite of what membersof the University of Chicago facultymay think, secure in their ivory tow¬ers, Mr. Brooks has done a good jobaccording to the opinion of the peopleof Illinois. They want to stay out ofwar and Brooks is helping to keepthem out of war. Brooks is politicallyinvincible in the Staite. /NormallyDemocratic Egypt (extreme southernIllinois) has gone overboard for himin a big way. His picture, his speech¬es are cheered, and public opinionamounts to almost adoration of him.Brooks, they feel, is representingthem, they believe that he is going tofight to keep America at peace andhe w'on’t sell them out. And they areright. It’ll be Brooks by a landslidenext November. By BEATA MUELLEREvery third Wednesdayis halo day, which is a subjectiveversion of holiday, which means thatevery third Wednesday I cease fromtroubling the wicked and say nicethings about the nice people I know.This also means that every third Wed¬nesday the Bazaar is not very long.He's a GentlemanMaarice Posada is a nice people, ofwhom the first thing anyone says is,“Mr. Posada is a gentleman.” Hewalks around in a shining aura of gen¬tlemanliness that Is so obvious it isalmost tangible, but he can rhumba,aura and all. The gentleman has afriend. Bob Diamond, who is nice tooand has a bland, bewildered, benevo¬lent face.Iwalani Smith is nice. So are DoricBurtt and Bemie Moritz, those cynicalsocial scientists, and Manley Thomp¬son, the apple-faced almost Ph.D. whoIndian wrestles in Peacock Alley.Nice IntellectualsThere are lots of nice people Ishould like to say nice things about.There is Patty Peterson, who said, ofa genteel lady pianist, “She looks likea pigeon pecking for com.” There isDick Runge, who, with the best in¬tentions, or maybe with no intentionsat all, intimidates the women who fol¬low timidly in his intellectual wake.There is acid Miss Manderfeld, whoteaches German, and soft-spoken MissCampbell, who teaches English, andkindly Uncle Bill Davidson, who walksthe halls of Cobb carrying huge photo¬graphs of Greek temples under eacharm.Biggest and best, of course, is GeneLapniewski, one uncorrupted soul inthe Business School, forsaken of Godand Hutchins, who reads Sophoclesand Horace in the original, and has arepertoire of stories that would makean Esquire editor blush. Gene’s friendRosina is nice too. She is engaged to Ia man who owns a chain of ham- [burger stands. ^ jWhat is there to say? !I ought to say something nice about iMarsh Patullo, the embarrassed exec¬utive and salesman of the Cinema Al¬liance, who denies that he combines (sex appeal with salesmanship. He saysindignantly, (I quote), “It’s all sexToday on theQuadranglesY.W.C.A. Cabinet Meeting. AlumniRoom, Ida Noyes Hall. 12:00.University Players Tryouts. IdaNoyes Theatre. 2:30.Opera Hour. Phonograph-r e c o r dconcert “A Masked Ball”. Analyticcomment by Cecil Smith, ReynoldsClub Lounge. 4:30.Zoology Club. “Experimental Ap¬proaches to Prosiatic Problems.” Dr.Charles B, Huggins. Zoology 14. 4:30.Girl’s Club, four-year college BoardMeeting. Alumni Room, Ida NoyesHall. 3:30.Phi Beta Sigma, honorary societyof four-year college. Ida Noyes Hall,Room A. 6:30.Triola Meeting. Ida Noyes Hall.W.A.A. Room. 7:00.Fellowship of Reconciliation. Y.W.¬C.A. Room, Ida Noyes Hall. 7:30.IRON MASKHomecomingDANCENovember 149:30-1tIDA NOYESTWO BANDS WANTED6 OR 7 ROOM FURNISHEDAPT. OR HOMEFOR 4 STUDENTS(4 BED ROOMS—2 BATHS)FURNISHINGS MUST INCLUDECHINA. LINEN & SILVERWARE.WRITE—W. E. R..MAROON Name StaffFor 1941-42Cap And GownCharlotte Ford and Allen Graves,editor and publisher, respectively ofthe ’42 Cap and Gown, today announc¬ed the final staff list for the '42 book.Junior editors are Craig Leman,sports; Helenp Eichenbaum, social ac¬tivities; Ann Paterson, organization;Mark Braubien, layout; Emilie Rash-ewsky, senior and club lists, and LynnHill, publicity.Editorial Associates include MarleyJo Brady, Ruth Cargill, June Christie,Esther Miller, and Dorothy ’Tuell.Photographers are John Thompson,Steve Lewellyn, Nan Warner andGenevieve Hackett.Guiding the business end of the staffis Bob Erickson, assisted by DickMerrifield, circulation; Beverly Glenn,office representative; Bob Tully, book¬keeper; Bob Frazier, Pete Gunner, andBill Roberts, advertising; SidneyStrack, business secretary, and FredKuellmer and Fred Zimring, publicity.appeal.” His roommate Stu Schulbergis nice too, but has made no state¬ment on this.Finally, I should like to say some¬thing nice about Art Steuerwald, ourrepresentative of Virtue from TerreHaute, Indiana. But what is there tosay?CLASSIFIEDWANTED—A rM* from 3932 Sannysidr A^r..Brookfield, to 1366 E*st 60th Monday throuschFriday for a 9 o’clock class. Call Brookfield4287 or the Daily Maroon office.Read Swedenborg's"DIVINE LOVEAMD WISDOM"lOc unabridgedat University and otherbookstoresRESEARCH: atCONGRESSIONALLIBRARYGovernment Buroeut, etc.Experienced Accurate ReasonableSix languages. Offer highest referencesClients at Pittsburgh, ChicagoUniversities, etc.. Schools, Libraries, etc.Special low rates for prompt Fell Termengagements.JOHN CREHORE,P. O. Box 2329, Washington, D.C.Now under-armCream DeodorantsafelyStops Perspiration1. Does not roc dresses or men’sshirts. Does not irtiate skin.2. No waiting to dry. On beused right after shaving.3. Insuntly stops perspirationfor 1 to 3 da^s. Removes odorfrom perspiration.4. A pure, white, greasetess,stainless vanishing cream.5. Arrid has beeo awarded theApproval Seal of the AmericanInstitute of Laundering forbeing harmless to fabrics.Arrid is the LARGEST SELLINGDEODORANT. Try a jar today!ARRIDAtalletoreeMUing toilet good*39^ ■ J" (|J«, in 10^ end S9fJ«r>)Get it atREADERSYour Campus Drug StoreWE DELIVERFree Campus Tel. ^^352THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 5. 1941 Page ThreeRED DEVILS WIN FOURTH IN ROWScalp IndiansTo Keep Lead,Marching down toward their estab¬lished goal in perfect stride, the ter¬rific Red Devil squad defeated thesupposedly strong Indian team by anoverwhelming score of 24-6 yester¬day. The Devils thus take undisputedpossession of first place in the six-man tournament with a perfect record,after meeting all of the teams com¬peting this year.The Devils’ first score came in thefirst quarter on a 40 yard pass byDuke Harlan to Gene Johnson in theend zone. George Balia tried to con¬vert by passing, but failed. An unus¬ual event took place when Ervin Bettsof the Indians blocked a Red Devilkick which soared back into the endzone. Betts ran down and jumped onthe ball for a touchdown. Ned Mungerfailed to convert on a drop kick. TheSatan aggregation came back for thisgive-away, with Ed Cooperrider in¬tercepting a pass from John Ivy onthe Indian 5 yard line and runningdown the length of the field for atouchdown. Coming right back, theDevils started piling up a mammothscore with Harlan going over on aplunge from his own 6 yard line.George Balia tried to drop kick, buthis efforts were in vain.Making CertainStarting the second half winning 18-fi, the Red Devils made victory cer¬tain by making their final score ofthe game on a beautiful pass fromDuke Harlan to Mike Ladd, who ran40 yards to the end zone. John Staplertried for the conversion, but failed.Final score: Red Devils 24, Indians 6.Pulling the unexpected, the tail endGopher team defeated the Duffers 26-8 in a hotly contested football game.Going into the game as the underdog,the Gophers, behind Tyki Coston, mus¬tered enough grit to score a victoryand hoist themselves out of the cellarposition.The Gophers’ touchdowns werescored by James Costakis, JohnGruhn, and Tyki Coston who counter¬ed twice. Connie Kontos helped thecause by converting.Although Jack Fitzgerald and SollieSolomon played a fine game, theirspirit wasn’t enough to overcome thescore that the Gophers piled up. DaveComstock scored the lone -touchdown,with Solomon converting on a dropkick.Leading ScorersIncluding the first three gamesplayed, the athletic office has releaseda bulletin of the leading scorers fortheir respective teams. Bob Reynolds,of the Owds was leading the list atthe end of the first two games with atotal of 22 points; however he has re¬linquished his top flight position infavor of husky Bob Cummins of theRed Devil team. The leaders are:GamesPlayed Pts.. Bob Cummins-Red Devils. Bob Reynolds-Owls. Henry Melin-Indians. Duke Harlan-Red Devils. Bob Murray-Owls. Bob Daly-Red DevilsThe Red Devils have eliminated thendians from the undefeated status,nd take a commanding position, lead-tg the six-man football tournament,he standings are:Won Lost Tie Avg41110Red DevilsIndiansDuffersGophersOwls 1.000.500.333.333.000Girls LikeSweaterscollege girl and her sweater-ensemble is fast becoming asionally American as the cow-lis boots and saddles, DESIGN[JVING’S C.B.I. (campus bureauestigation) agents reported to-ege women spend 76% of theirg hours in a sweater-skirt out-ey further elaborated. Cardigan)over, long or short sleeves, “V”!w necklines, one rule is stead-sweaters must be plain,ipus feet are the same as ever inshoes. But moccasins are owned% of the girls. Saddles, pumpshe Cinderella “evening” slipperBte a collegian’s shoe shelf. O—ingSPORTSWith WERNER BAUMSports EditorShop TalkTommy Kuzma may not be break¬ing the yard gaining marks made byhis fellow townsman, Tom Harmon,when the latter was a Michigan soph¬omore, but he at least is a greaterwork horse than was Harmon in hisfirst year of competition.In his first five games against Mich¬igan State, Iowa, Pittsburgh, North¬western and Minnesota—Kuzma car¬ried the ball 82 times from scrimmage,threw 41 passes and punted 36 times.He also caught and returned 14 punts.In other words, he handled the ball168 times in these five games in addi¬tion to his punt returns.Harmon, as a sophomore, carriedthe ball only 77 times during the en¬tire season and he played in all eightgames. He also threw 46 passes dur¬ing the year. However, he did noneof the punting that season and caughtonly two punts. The explanation tothese figures lies in the fact that Harmon played the right halfback posi¬tion as a sophomore and then movedto tailback as a junior. Kuzma beganthe year in the tailback spot.Kuzma gained 216 yards-rushing inhis first five games and 183 by pass¬ing for a total offensive mark of 399yards. In his first five games at Mich¬igan, Harmon gaiend 289 yards rush¬ing and 198 passing for a total of487. For the whole season Harmonpicked up 398 yards by rushing and310 by passing to give him a nettotal of offensive gain for his firstyear of 708 yards.However, Harmon scored only threetouchdowns as a sophomore and pass¬ed to three others. Kuzma, in fivegames, scored five touchdowns andtossed two touchdown passes.An unusual feature of the atten¬dant entertainment at the Iowa gamein the Illinois stadium Saturday willbe the appearance of the ScottishHighlanders bagpipe band of Iowa.The organization of 40, garbed inauthentic and brilliant costumes whichcame from Scotland, is the largest andbest equipped band in the UnitedStates.With their pipes skirling and theirdrums booming, the band will be acolorful addition to the pageantry ofthe Dad’s day game.The band developed from an ideaof Col. George F. N. Dailey, formerhead of the Iowa military departmentwho had previously headed the Illi¬nois department.low'a’s football band of 126 pieceswill also play and march, to vie withe Illinois 175-piece band.Coach Ward Lambert, the dean ofBig Ten basketball mentors in bothHerb Brogan Alpha DeltaPhi UnbeatenBy BILL TODDAs the intramural touchall racegoes into its last act, it would appearto the casual observer that the broth¬ers of Alpha Delta Phi, come rain,snow, injuries or the multitude ofthings that can plague a footballteam, will have more than a little tosay about who makes off with thespoils.In case you aren’t addicted to thereading of this illuminating sheet, wewill inform you that both teams ofsaid fraternity are, at the moment,undefeated and there is a school ofthought that maintains that one ofthem will be that way when the shooting is over.The Alpha Delt “A” team, whichhas exhibited the flashiest and mostpotent offense, to grace the field thisseason, looks like the next vrearer ofthe laurel. Fame has come to the “B”team as a result of their defeat ofthe Dekes.The Phi Psi congregation is thepresent leader in the Alpha league butthe Phi Gams, resting not too glor¬iously in the second position, mayburst forth as a giant slayer, or sothe grape vine has it.In the Beta league Delta Upsilonreigns supreme and that proverbiallittle bird informs us that they too aregoing to be rough and rugged in thefinals.Now we come to the Gamma leagueand are confronted by such a prob¬lem as never confronted Mr. Einstein.At this writing three teams, theDekes, the Phi Sigs, and the AlphaDelt “B”s are potential representa¬tives of the league.... no longer a captain The StandingsTeamPhi Kappa PsiPhi Gamma DeltaBeta Theta PiDeke “B”Kappa Sigma “B”GammaAlpha Delta PhiDelta Upsilon “B”Psi UpsilonSigma ChiZeta Beta TauPi Lambda Phi “B”DeltaAlpha Delta Phi “B”Phi Sigma DeltaDelta Kappa EpsilonKappa SigmaPsi Upsilon “B”Phi Delta Theta “B”BetaDelta UpsilonPhi Delta ThetaPi Lambda PhiChi PsiPhi Gamma Delta “B”Beta Theta Pi “B” W42110442110433210422210years of service and accomplishments,is now grooming his twenty-fifth Boil¬ermaker quintet. Lambert’s Purdueteams have won or shared in elevenBig Ten titles.* * *Five short weeks after his collegiategridiron debut, Billy Hillenbrand, In¬diana University’s 19-year-old runner-passer-receiver and kicker, has provedthat everything said about him wasmore truth than fiction.That opposing tacklers have torntwo jerseys from his shoulders andthe seat from his pigskin trousers isample proof that the Evansville Ex¬press is hard to stop once he getsroaring. Statistics compiled today onIndiana’s first five games show whyHillenbrand already is ranked as oneof the football nation’s brightestbacks.The 33,000 who saw the crafty,shifty, tricky Hillenbrand returnpunts for 46 and 88 yards and tossthree touchdown passes to Hoosier re¬ceivers last Saturday at Madison,Wis., were fully aware that Billy hadonce again come into his own, despitea painful foot injury that has cutdown his speed and drive since a weekbefore the season opener with De¬troit.Against the Titans, Notre Dame,Texas Christian, Nebraska and Wis¬consin, Hillenbrand has proved him¬self to be more than a triple-threater;he’s a four-star attraction. By allroutes, the southern Indiana boy hasgained 1,037 yards. This includes hi-’rushing, passing, pass receiving andpunt and kick-off returns.*Three members of last year’s Mich¬ SPORTS SERMONBy PHIL RIEFFIT AIN’T NECESSARILY SO—I am preaching this sermon to show . . . that it ain’t necessarily so.I take as my text the line:“Little David was small but OH MY!” from the Psalms of Gershwin.Like little David, the Maroon basketball team is small, and, adding to theburden, they are less capable of producing the native ability needed to slaytheir private, Big Ten Goliaths.Little David, however, was smart and slipping a sling-shot onto the floorwhen he squared off against the Biblical Goliath.The Maroons cannot use a sling-shot, but they can be similarly smart andcourageous. Those two human attributes are the things which have turnedmany an under-mannered sports-world David into a giant-killer.An athletic organization, of any sort, can make up to a noticeable extentwhat it lacks in brute, point-making strength with a cagey, aggressive style ofplay that will keep their more powerful opponents off balance from gun to gun.The present version of Norgren’s earthly damnation can be the kind ofteam that the White Sox have been for the last five years. They can look likethe typical University of Chicago basketball entry in the 1941-42 WesternConference race when scanned on paper at the season’s opening. But thiswinter’s five can be a tough, bickering, “they played over their heads” bunchwhen the fallible sportswriters come to compose their post-mortems at win¬ter’s end. It is up to Fons, Nelson, Wagenberg and company.Francis Xavier Reagen, the gorgeous Irish All-American from Pennsyl¬vania who began this season on the halfback roster for the professional NewYork Giants, scored the last points of his career on Oct. 29. The Giants werenot in action, and Francix X. shot his bolt without football suit, or down-fieldblocking.Decked in a sailor suit, and running behind his new-found fiance, Reagenbid farewell to football with a “declaration that college football players shouldbe paid in cash—not rah-rahs.”“There is no reason why all colleges shouldn’t pay their players,” Reagenstated.“There is no reason to hide any of this. The boys take a lot of chances andshould get more than the old rah-rah. Football puts a lot of money in thetreasury of colleges. The boys who go out there earning it should get some¬thing,” he concluded.Despite the sobbing from the sidelines, as the football cult listens to oneof its trusted high priests commit heresy, I have no doubt that the opinion ex¬pressed by Reagen is popular in most of the playing fields of the UnitedStates.College football has suffered more than one downfall and rebuke from itsgraduate students in the National Professional Football league. The Reagenbon mot will not affect the business structure of the football colleges in the*least, but it is a fair indication of the opinions of the men that keep theirschool’s budgets balanced.Reagen is an enlightened man. Maybe the sobering sight of a long term inthe navy induced him to make immortal words, for all innocent high schoolstars to read before signing up at either St. Mary or Northwestern.igan basketball team are now servingwith the nation’s armed forces. HerbBrogan, captain of the team, GeorgeRuehle, and Bill Herrmann are allworking for Uncle Sam.Finns—(Continued from page one)istration does not represent the na¬tion and the war will go on.” In con¬nection with this, he added that Mr.Hoover is the real leader of Americain Finnish eyes. He pointed out that the ex-President’s recent Ph.D. de¬gree awarded him by the Universityof Helsinki is a good indication of theesteem which they have for him.Prefacing his statements with “Iam not a Communist or Socialist,”the research worker emphasized againand again that the Finns today are nomore than pawns of the German gov¬ernment. “Even the Socialists whowere the leaders of the anti-Nazi fac¬tions have swung into line with theAxis, and Tanner, Finland’s dominantSocialist, has made frequent trips toBerlin.”LETS 'TICK A RIB" OR "TEAR A CHICKEN"at theTROPICAL HUT1320 EAST 57th ST.U.ofC. BOOKSTORE5802 Ellis Avenues#'Page Four THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 5. 1941Pi Delta Phi Cross-Section Of QuadranglePersonalities Jay FoxSucceedsM. EvansBecause it stresses the individualityof its members, Pi Delta Phi believesthat it now has a true cross sectionof all the personalities on campus.This club, founded in 1904, also be¬lieves, that it has an added distinctionbecause one of its members is a thirdgeneration Pi Belt.This year, Pi Delta Phi has repre¬sentatives in several leading campusorganizations including Mirror,YWCA, Chapel Union, and the DailyMaroon. Members of this club pridethemselves on their varied social cal¬endar and traditional parties. Of thislatter group an annual hayride, winterand spring formals, and participationin Inter-Club affairs are perhaps themost important.An alumnae chapter of over 600members assists the active body bygiving a Christmas Party, a dinneron the night of IF Sing, and a schol¬arship bridge party. This last partymakes it possible for the club to offera quarter’s scholarship to an out¬standing active member.Quarterly dues are $5, pledge fee is $5, and initiation fee is $25. Presidentof Pi Delta Phi is Jeanne Knauss, VicePresident is Louise Cummins, AbbieLukins is Secretary, while Ruth Bieseris Treasurer, and Jean Hambly is So¬cial Chairman.Izler Solomon The Student Settlement Board an¬nounced yesterday the election of JayFox as this year’s chairman. He suc¬ceeds Marjorie Brooks Evans, who,due to her marriage this summer, didnot return to school.Fox is also a member of the SocialCommittee, Interfraternity Council,Zeta Beta Tau, Owl and Serpent, andis a student marshal.DouglasBoostersTo MeetFreshmenStart WorkOn the basis of work done in theFreshmen Training School the fol¬lowing have been appointed to thefreshmen staff of the Maroon: Char¬lotte Levitan, Ruth Cohen,"* LymanLehrburger, Lois Jacobs, June Cohen,Barbara Bezark, Leonard Berkowitz,Lois Arnett, Glenn Moran, Sue Pfael-zer, Dan Priest, Jane Robertson, LoisShepherd, and Nancy Simpson.Those who have not already report¬ed to the office are asked to do so thisweek.Another training series for fresh¬men and upperclassmen who failedto appear at the one just finished willbe announced at an early date. WPA FeaturesIzler SolomonIn ConcertPlans for the Illinois W.P.A. Sym¬phony Orchestra's sixth season wereannounced this week by Albert Gold¬berg, state supervisor of the Illinoismusic project. The regular down¬town series will open on Monday eve¬ning, November 17, at the GreatNorthern Theater.Izler Solomon will conduct the open¬ing concert at the Great Northern,according to the announcement. Theorchestra’s plans include a weeklyseries of Monday evening programsat the Great Northern Theater withpopular prices again in effect. 'Those interested in sponsoring apetition urging Paul H. Douglas toannounce his candidacy for the UnitedStates Senate will meet Thursday inLexington 7 at one o’clock. Douglasis professor of economics at the uni¬versity and alderman of the fifthward.The petition will be drawn up andapproved at the meeting and, aftermimeographed copies have been made,will be circulated by people workingwith the committee to secure studentand faculty signatures. The petition,thus formed, will be the third present¬ed to Douglas requesting that he sub¬mit his name for nomination on theDemocratic ticket in the April pri¬maries.Up to the present time, Douglashas made no reply other than a formalthanks. It is hoped that he will replyto the student petition. Students To GetPublicity In HomeTown NewspapersDeveloping a new system for ob¬taining more publicity for Universitystudents in their home town newspap¬ers, the Student Publicity Board isMary Toft'Best-DressedGirl' ContestGains EntrantsWith one more day to go in thecontest to determine the University’s“best-dressed girl” the presure onthe board is progressively becominggreater.Dick Himmel, Igor Lynch, Art Beth-ke, Clayton Traeger, and Dink Mac-Lellan are the men who will selectthe girl who will have an eveninggown designed especially for her by preparing to swing into its campaignto publicize the University to highschool seniors.Work With Press Relations♦Under the direction of Dave Hellerand Dave Elbogen the committee willpoll the campus organizations weeklyfor a report on the activities of itsmembers. When any outstanding pieceof work is done, the committee in con¬junction with the Press Relations De¬partment of the University will relaythe news to the student’s home townnewspaper.This program supplement.s thePress Relations Department’s regularplan of sending clippings from thecampus publications to the home townnewspapers.With the appointment of sopho¬mores and students to the Board, ArtBethke, chairman of the senior board,announces that there will be a meet¬ing of the entire organization tomor¬row afternoon at 3:30 in Cobb Hall316.Plan High School DayAmong the plans the committee ha?on tap for high school seniors is aband concert November 30, a highschool day including tours, a barndance, and a basketball game, andseniors will also be brought to theDramatic Association’s play. Merchantof Venice.Carson, Pirie, Scott & Company. Thisgown will be worn by the winner tothe Autumn formal and the Inter¬fraternity Ball.In addition to the girls mentionedin yesterday’s paper other likely can¬didates are Mary Toft, Jane Moran,Louise Ecklund, and “Mickey” Bod-zinski.