I. F. Sets PrecedentWith All-FraternityDinner Monday NightBrumbaugh, NorthwesternMon to Address 450 on Fra¬ternity Activities.Four hundred and fifty fraternitymen will gather in Hutchinson Com¬mons Monday night for the first allfraternity dinner in University his¬tory.Sponsored by the InterfratemityCouncil, the dinner will feature a talkby Dean Aaron Brumbaugh on “HowFraternities Can Better Pill TheirNeed on Campus.” Also scheduled tospeak on the general topics of fra¬ternities is a member of the adminis¬tration of Northwestern University,however his exact topic is not yetknown.Sing SongsThe various fraternities will beseated as groups and at intervalsduring the dinner will render one oftheir songs. It had been planned toannounce the members of next yearsI-F Council but the scheme was givenup because it is too early in the year.Charles Percy, I-F head, and JayFox, banquet chairman, stated thatthe dinner had been planned to allowthe fraternities to hear a little con¬structive criticism. He emphasizedthat there would be no “back slap¬ping” but rather a pointing out of thepresent weaknesses of the Greek sys¬tem and an indication of how theycould be obliterated.Question SpeakersAfter the two talks have been com¬pleted the floor will be thrown opento the students who will be able toquestion the speakers on any pointsthat they care to. The cost of thedinner will be borne by the individualfraternities and will be just aboutequal to the amount returned to thegroups after the Inter Fraternity Balllast Fall.Meeting PlansPeace StrikeAt a meeting Wednesday night call¬ed by the Campus Peace Committeework was starW on the nation-widepeace strike held annually at manycolleges. A second preliminary meet¬ing will be held April 16.Among the organizations represent¬ed unofficially at the meeting were:the university housing co-op, the phy¬siology club, the S.S.A. Club, and theA.S.U. It is hoped by its organizersthat this year’s strike will be spon¬sored by more organizations than inprevious years. A Tragedy ComesTo Irma WagnerIn 1933 Irma Wagner, the Flow¬er of Buffalo, came to this univer¬sity to study. She studied andstudied, and in 1935 she took hermaster’s degree. In 1937 she mar¬ried David Duncan of Denver, theson of Chancellor Duncan of Den¬ver. After a while, heaven blessedthem with a little child, Davidjunior. Meanwhile she was workingon a peptic analysis of egg al¬bumen. Soon she hoped to have adoctor’s degree.But this spring, in March, herfather-in-law died. Alas for herpeptic analysis of egg albumen,she must return to her husband,David Duncan, in his hour of afflic¬tion. This Wednesday she packedup all her things in the car pre¬paratory to leaving in the morning.Wednesday night the car was brok¬en into, and her instruments, herclothes, her son’s clothes, and allher egg albumen were stolen.Gilson, DeVinney,Siebenschuh LeaveAfter This QuarterMary B. Gilson, Assistant Profes¬sor of Economics, Leland De Vinney,Instructor in Sociology, and RobertSiebenschuh, Instructor in PoliticalScience in the College, have all ten¬dered their resignations to the Uni¬versity and will leave at the end ofthe present Quarter according to areport received by the Maroon yester¬day.To Aid AlliesMiss Gilson stated that she intend¬ed to spend her time helping the Aidthe Allies movement by makingspeeches tbrouf.'bout the nation, andadded that she would reach retirementage in 1942 anyway. It was not pos¬sible to discover the motives the othertwo members of the faculty had forleaving the University.DeVinney is an advisor to collegestudents who intend to major in socialsciences. An able discussion leader,he also gave most of the sociologylectures in Social Science I. He is rela¬tively famous for his perennial jokeabout the rate of illegitimacy in theVirgin islands being the largest in theworld.Discussion LeaderSiebenshuh, although he seldom lec¬tured, helped many a poor freshmanto see light amid the somewhat unor¬ganized material in the social sciences.His discussions were well attended.Cole Lectures ToStudents On BalkansProfessor Hugh Cole, analyst extra¬ordinary, has been scheduled to de¬liver a series of four lectures to thestudent body on current military de¬velopments in the Balkans and theNear East beginning next Thursdayin Eckhart 133 at 4:30.Sponsored by the InterfratemityCouncil, Cole will.describe the militarygeography of the Balkans and NorthAfrica, pointing out strategic posi¬tions and the probable locations wherethe German attack may stall.German MethodsThe subsequent installments willtreat subjects such as the methodsused by the Germans in ferrying theirdivisions from the western front tothe Libyan scene without interferencefrom the English Mediterranean fleet.Professor Cole’s authority as a com-jnentator arises from his studies andintimate knowledge of the terrainunder fire. He is considered by the In¬stitute of Military Studies as one ofthe outstanding analysts In this coun¬try on European warfare and modemmilitary methods.Balkans and BritainHe plans to touch on the implicationsof the present situation in the Bal¬kans and Britain will have on Amer¬ican plan for rearmament. His lectures will allow room forstudent questioning. It is the hope ofthe Interfratemity Council that thoseinterested in wartime developmentwill see fit to ply the Professor withqueries aroused by the garbled re¬ports given by the newspapers andradio.Hugh ColeCole, analyst extraordinary Vol. 41. No. 91 Z-149 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. FRIDAY. APRIL II. 1941 Price Three CentsName MacLellan New Head OfStudent Social CommitteeClay Kelly StillMissing After 4Year AbsenceBy JIM BURTLEIt will be four years next Junesince Clay Kelly, the well-known Chi¬cago artist, apparently disappearedinto thin air. Kelly, who was the win¬ner of many prizes and a member ofthe All-Illinois Society of Fine Artsand the Hoosier Salon, is best remem¬bered as the man who would spendmany days sketching the doorways ofCobb, Harper, the Chapel, and otherUniversity buildings.From drawings he made lithographswhich he sold. According to EleanorJewett, the art critic for the ChicagoTribune, “he drew the doorways ex¬actly but endowed them with a fluentcharm and personal interpretationthat makes them a great deal moresubtle and a great deal more persuas¬ive than any colder, more impersonalcopies could possibly be.”His work was so successful that hewas invited to several other campusesto make drawings of their doors andbuildings. While in Lawrenceville, In¬diana, he wrote to his wife that hehad been in^ted to go to St. Louisto make some drawings there. Sincethat time no word has been receivedfrom Kelly although police and secretservice men have aided in the searchfor the missing artist. It is Mrs. Kel¬ly’s opinion that he was kidnapped bycounterfeiters who wanted him to en¬grave plates and who later did awaywith him.(Continued on page four)SymposiumDiscusses"Race"In the concluding meeting of Uni¬versity Week, Fay-Cooper Cole, Rob¬ert Redfleld, and Louis W'irth stageda symposium in Mandel Hall lastnight on “Race and the MinorityQuestion”. Attending was one of thelargest crowds of Chicago citizens yetto attend one of these functions dis¬playing “scholars in action”.Beginning the symposium was FayCooper-Cole, anthropologist, who gavepreliminary information regardingthe definition of race; the three widecategories, negroid, mongoloid, andCaucasoid. He traced the physicalcharacteristics which distinguish theraces and also make up the sub¬species of the Caucasoid race.Redfield SpeaksRobert Redfield, also an Anthropol¬ogist and Dean of the Social Sciences,talked on the social implications ofrace. “Racial problems do not resultin the distinctions in the races them¬selves, but rather in what differencespeople see in them,” Redfield said.“Southerners used to say the ne-gro was less intelligent than the whiteman because his skull sloped and putpressure on his brain. Actually it wasslavery and ignorance that was press-ii)g on the negro brain,” Redfield con¬tinued.No Cultural Distinction“There is no cultural distinction asto race. Any racial distinction cul¬turally is sociological, not biological.In IQ tests given to Indian and whitechildren it was first found that whitechildren had a higher IQ. But with asubsequent test, given to Indian andwhite children who had the sameamount of education, it was foundthat Indian children rated higher thanthey had in the first test. And in thethird test, given to children of equalschooling and home environment,there was no substantial difference atall in IQs,” Redfield concluded. MacLellanHeads Social CommitteeTwenty-two Per CentFail Social ScienceDivisional Exam'Twenty-nine students or 22 per centof the one hundred and thirty stu¬dents taking the Social Science Divi¬sional Examination March 10th and11th failed to pass the Maroon learnedyesterday from statistics issued bythe Board of Examiners. On the otherhand, ten students or eight per centreceived A’s.Of the remaining 70 per cent, twen¬ty-two students, or 17 per cent madea grade of B, fifty-one students or 39per cent received C’s, and eighteenstudents or 14 per cent earned D’s.The number of A’s given is aboutthe same as last year, but the numberof failures is believed to be greater.This can be attributed partly to a newruling which provides that anyonefailing in one of the five subjects overwhich he took the divisional, fails theentire examination.A personal check-up made by a staffreporter shows that the political sci¬ence majors made more A’s than anyother group. Select Fox, Eaton, Highman,Latham, Ward, Goldberg,Johnston.Dale Tillery, chairman of the Stu¬dent Social Committee, announcedyesterday the names of new memberswho will serve during the comingyear. TTie new chairman is Dink Mac¬Lellan, a Psi U and president of IronMask.Among those who will serve withhim are: Jay Fox, a member of thestudent settlement board, the I-FCouncil, Iron Mask, and Zeta BetaTau; Louise Eaton, a Quad, Bob High¬man, Maroonman and Phi Psi trans¬fer; and Shirley Latham of Mirror,Federation, and Esoteric.Other members of the committeeare: Neil Johnston, an Alpha Delt,and Blackfriars song writer, BeverlyWard, Pulse fashion editor and Mir¬ror worker, Arnold Goldberg, andRay Oakley, Phi Delt and Iron Maskman. Another member of the com¬mittee will be named shortly.The newly elected members willtake office on scholarship day. Mean¬while, the present committee is draw¬ing up plans for Spring quarter so¬cial functions.This year’s election was the sub¬ject of much conjecture about cam¬pus because the Washington PromCommittee, whose chairman tradition¬ally becomes head of the Social Com¬mittee, was headed by co-chairmen,MacLellan, and Dave Siebert.The problem was'solved, however,when Siebert, a Deke, withdrew hisname as a candidate for the SocialCommittee position. Tillery, the re¬tiring chairman, is a Deke and a mem¬ber of Owl and Serpent.-..Mustache RaceThere’ll be no bugle-blowing orstarter’s gun this noon at the C-bench. Only the silent swish of therazor will announce the beginningaf the annual Blackfriars mustacherace.Senior men who decide to com¬pete will report at the C-benchwhere they will be shaved by con¬test officials, prior to starting downthe long road to the Botany Pondand a moral victory.Gymnasts Fight ForHoffer In NCAA MeetKnute Rockne is said to have firedhis teams to unpredictable feats ofathletic glory by exhorting his mento win for some fallen hero; like thefamous “win this one for the ‘Gip-per’ ” speech.But the University of Chicago gym-Coach Hoffer“Win this one . . . nasts, preparing for the most impor¬tant tournament of the year, the Na¬tional Collegiate Athletic Associa¬tion’s finale at Bartlett Gym, tomor¬row at 8 p.m., need no syntheticspeech to key them up.Their coach, Daniel Hoffer, has beenin the hospital for four weeks with aserious illness. Hoffer has been inand out of Presbyterian Hospital allyear and, without the emotional trap¬pings the Maroon are out to “win thisone for ‘D.A’.”They will need all the spiritual andmaterial help they can get, for theyface the finest array of circus artistsin the nation. Illinois, with the larg¬est squad in history, returns to pro¬tect its title, with Temple, leadersof the eastern division, in a favoredposition. Minnesota, led by Newt Lo-ken, rounds out the list of entriesthat will face the Maroon host.Only a fool or a prophet woulddare pick the winner from among thefour contestants, with each team pre¬cariously depending on one or twomen to show unbeatable form. IfIllinois, the Big Ten champion, ex¬pects to repeat in the N.C.A.A., theymust be in almost perfect fettle. Thecompetition is too close for any medi¬ocre performances to have the slight¬est effect on the score.The All-Around eliminations, cor¬responding to the “Decathlon” intrack, brings together the individual(Continued on page three)Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. APRIL II. 1941%£ VaUUi THa/ioonFOUNDED IN 1902Tbe Daily Maaoon is the official student newspaper of the Uni*Tersity of CbieaKo, published morninss except Saturday, Sunday,and Monday during the Autumn, Winter, and Spring quarters byThe Daily Maroon Company, 6881 University avenue. Telephones:Hyde Park 9221 and 9222.After 6:80 phone in stories to our printers. The Chief PrintingCompanv, 148 West 62nd street. Telephones: Wentworth 6128and 6124.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any contractentered into by The Daily Maroon.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves the rights of publication ofany material appearing in this paper. Subscription rates: 88 a year;84 by mail. Single copies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1908, at the post officeat Ch'cago. Illinois, under the act of March 8. 1879.MemberAssociated Collegiate PressDistributor ofCollegiate DigestBOARD OP CONTROLEditorialWILLIAM HANKLA PEARL C. RUBINSERNEST S. LEISEK JOHN P. STEVENS. ChairmanBUSINESSROBERT P. O’DONNELL, Bus. Mgr.ROBERT HIGHMAN. Adv. Mgr.EDITORIAL ASSOCIATESJames Burtle, Mark Fisher, Richard Himmel, Robert Lawson,Daniel Mezlay, Richard Philbrick, Robert D. F. Reynolds, andDaniel Winograd.BUSINESS ASSOCIATESCHESTER SMITH, CirculationELLEN TUTTLE, Office Mgr,Richard Bolks, Wm. Van Horn, Myles Jarrow, Robert Pregler,Edward L. RachlinNight Editor: Dick HimmelBirds In The SpringMaybe it is the bock beer or the return ofthe robins, or possibly the new green grass isgiving their morning coffee cream a bad taste;whatever the cause, another of the country’smetropolitan columnists has gone into flightsof inanity.y- This time the victim of spring madness isBen Hecht of the New York paper, PM. It seemsthat since he has been away from Chicago thecity by the lake, according to this mourning na¬tive, has gone to hell. Its residents are all beingled around by that “great midwestern wet nurseof inanity,” Bertie McCormick, PresidentHutchins has been snake dancing all throughthe city, and Midway students are, “at lastreport, still mooeying away over calculus andRenaissance literature.”Kindergarten GazettesAnd the only other sign of life in this de¬mented city is a “handfull of sophomores fullof swish and bad syntax mutter (ing) away invarious kindergarten gazettes.” The picture hepaints! Why, only a New Yorker would believeit. Maybe a Harvard student, too, but that isneither here nor there.Well, it is just another column to add to theevidence we are collecting. For sometime wehave suspected that newspaper feature columnsare institutions which likeable, somewhat fray¬ed journalists write when they develop flatarches. Mr. Hecht’s mental jag is another casein point. R. B. P.Sorry, Mr. CrabbIf the bull session by Dan Crabb in yester¬day’s Maroon represents the average isolation¬ists’ viewpoint toward the world situation to¬day, we confess we are at loss to understandwhy they adhere to it. For the argumentswhich Mr. Crabb advanced in support of it canscarcely bear their own weight.When, for example, he tells his readers thatthe United States has always been able tomanipulate Latin American countries as it seesfit, one cannot but wonder where he got thatimpression. It must be obvious to many peoplethat the good neighbor policy which was startedduring the first term of the present administra¬tion was not merely a Grover Whelan idea tohelp the New York world’s fair. Rather it wasan attempt to better relationships that hadfailed to make the South American countriesour trusting allies.And, we might add, for many years ourexporters took a take-it-or-leave-it attitudetoward the South American market duringwhich their foreign competitors got more thana foothold in the markets of our southernneighbors.The threat of invasion which he ridiculesis not, as he would have us believe, a majorpoint in the arguments used by those who favorall aid to the allies. But the question of whethertwo opposing political ideologies can divide theworld between themselves and remain at peacewith each other is one which aid proponents areconstantly raising."Mr. Crabb seems to think the answer to it isto develop erzatz materials and cut the Atlanticcables. At that, it is one of the better answerswho have heard from those holding his views.But if it is the answer, then why must we, asMr. Crabb suggests, build a navy equal to Hit¬ler’s? As for his remarks about “innacurate anal¬ogies,” he is knocking down duck pins withmedicine balls. Some of the men who supportthe movement to aid the allies, Mr. Crabb, havecrossed the Atlantic so often they can predictthe ship’s run to within two miles each day.We should like to read another Bull Sessionby an isolationist on the same topic sometimesoon, and we hope that if it is written it will atleast attempt to answer the basic questions theaid to Britain supporters have asked. Mr.Crabb’s disappointed us.R. B. P.The Traveling Bazaar'The Baxaar yesterday was all about spring because it wassuch a wonderful day. Yesterday was still a more wonderfulday. S* today we can’t do a thing with our Bazaar writers.Circumstances are rapidly getting out of control.The Beard of Control.Mr. Hutchins and theFive ProfessorsBy WILBUR JERGERAfter reading Mr. Hutchins’ speech and listening tothe five professors, I am able to conclude a somewhatinteresting fact. The five professors and Mr. Hutchinsare in agreement. This agreement goes further thanagreement in principle.The five professors stated emphatically that theywanted peace. Mr. Hutchins counters with “The proposi¬tion is peace.”The five wanted to give aid to Britain. They wantedAmerica to defend itself. They wanted us to stay outof war if we could.Mr. Hutchins says: “The country wants to defend it¬self, aid Britain, and stay out of war.”The five professors said that we must contributematerially to stop Hitler. They agreed that the risk indoing this was war.“People Want Peace”Mr. Hutchins says: “We can only infer that thepeople want peace and that relying on Mr. Roosevelt’spromises of peace they have been willing to help Britainat the risk of war.” Risk then is also an alternativewhich Mr. Hutchins does not overlook.Mr. McKeon and the professors restated the issue.Freedom was their issue.Mr. Hutchins says: “Here then is the real issue.Is the path to war the path to freedom?”He answers this by saying that the path to war is afalse path to freedom.Mr. Hutchins however does not mean that all waris a false path to freedom for he says: “War is for thesake of peace,” and “War, except in self defense, is acounsel of despair ...” Mr. Hutchins then advocateswar if it is a just war. He is a qualified interventionist,qualified to the extent that there must be justice on hisside, a justice of self-defense.Qualified InterventionistsThe five professors are also qualified intervention¬ists. They want justice on their side too. From whatthey said on the radio they are not absolute isolationistsnor are they immediate interventionists. They takea middle position of aiding Britain at the risk of war,for the defense of our shores. They imply that if dangerto our shores and freedoms becomes imminent, theywill change their position and become unqualified inter¬ventionists.Such imminent peril would likewise find Mr. Hutch¬ins an unqualified interventionist.Where then are their differences? If there are anydifferences they must arise not from what the six havesaid but from what they mean from what they havesaid.All Want Aid to BritainMr. Hutchins and the Five Professors then advocate Today on theQuadranglesGood Friday Service, “Strength inExtremity”, Douglas Steere, Rocke¬feller Memorial Chapel, 12.Phonograph Concert, Palestrina’s“Missa Assumption Est” and “Mu-sique Gregorienne”, Social Science122, 12:30.American Mathematical SocietySymposium, “The Problem of Bolza inthe Calculus of Variations”, M. R.Hestenes, Eckhart 133, 2:30.University Baseball Game, DePauwvs. Chicago, Greenwood Field, 3:30.Mathematical Biophysics Seminar,“The Distribution of Response Timesin Discriminations and Its PossibleMolecular Interpretation”, H. D. Lan-dahl, 6822 Drexel Avenue, 4:30.University Baseball Game, DePauwvs. Chicago, Greenwood Field, Satur¬day, 2:30.N ational Collegiate GymnasticChampionship, Bartlett Gymnasium,Saturday, 8.Easter Sunrise Service, RockefellerMemorial Chapel, Sunday, 6:30.Chapel Service, “Nevertheless Aft¬erward”, Dean Gilkey, RockefellerMemorial Chapel, Sunday, 11.Vesper Service, Organ Recital, Por¬ter Heaps, Rockefeller MemorialChapel, 4:30. Ticket SalesmenAll men wishing to sell ticketsfor Blackfriars may pick up theirreceipt booklets at either the boxoffice or the Blackfriars office.One free ticket is given for eachten sold, and a prize is to be givento the salesman selling the mosttickets.I# Piy 47th-Kitnbarktlw Kenwood 6000 I5c‘;;♦o 25c:30 AfteThur., Fri., S*!., Apr. 10, II, 12"NIGHT TRAIN"Th« PIctvr* of th« YearAlioJOHN BARRYMORE and VIRGINIA BRUCEin"INVISIBLE WOMAN"Start Sun., Apr. 12"HONEYMOON FOR THREE"with ANN SHERIDAN, GEORGE BRENTa"KEEPING COMPANY"STARRING FRANK MORGANSKYLINE in FLUORESCENT—Free ParkinqMESSAGETOAMERICAN YOUTHZebbie Whitehead—oldest son Clarence inLIFE WITH FATHERwf7/ speak atJOHN WOOLMAN HALL1174 E. 57thEASTERSUNDAY, April 13 — 4 P.M.AN INFORMAL DISCUSSION ON YOUTH AND THE WARWILL FOLLOWWatch your Step!Follow MArthur Murray’s>Dance 1 /.Teachers 'When girls who dance day andnight are enthusiastic about a de¬odorant, you can be sure it’s good!Odorono Cream meets even thecharm requirements of ArthurMurray’s busy teachers. It checksperspiration sa/efy for 1 to 3 days.It is non-irritating, non-greasy,non-gritty.Follow the lead of the girlswhose jobs depend on dain¬tiness! Send for your jar ofOdorono Cream today!aid to Britain with the risk of war and intervention onlyfor a just cause in the case of defense from imminentperil.In addition, then, to the plea for unimposed enlight¬enment and education, in addition to a practical restate¬ment of the problems involved, and a delineation of aposition not dissimilar to that of five professors, Mr.Hutchins makes this warning:To stop and think a minute before we launch uponthe wrong and “unjust” path to freedom. $10 WORTH ofLESSONS INARTHUR MURRAY DANCE BOOK andGENEROUS JAR of ODORONO CREAMIf the instructions in this new ArthurMurray Dance Book were given in hisrivate studio it would cost $10! SeeoW easy it is to learn! And see howeasy it is to ho/d your partner whenyou use ODORONO CREAM! ‘THE ODORONO CO., INCP. O. Box A, New York, N. Y.Send me the new Arthur Murray DanceKtoerous introductory jar ofODORONO CREAM. I enclose 254 tocover printins, mailing and handling.NameAddress.Citv- -Stata.THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. APRIL II, 1941 Pago Thro©De Pauw InvadesMidwayForTwoGamesWith Riddled MaroonsThe Maroon nine will seek to ex¬tend its victory string at the expenseof De Pauw today and tomorrow. Bothgames will be on Greenwood Field.Today’s game will start at 3:30 andthe Saturday tussle is scheduled for2:30. The two teams met thrice inGreencastle, Indiana, last year, theMaroons winning by scores of 10-8,3-2, and 8-1.As last year, Art Lopatka will beChicago’s starting pitcher in the firstgame. Ken Garverick is schedxiled totwirl the second game. Missing fromthe lineup will be two regular infield¬ers. Jack Fons suffered a serioussprain in Wednesday’s practice sessionand will be out for at least ten days.Earl Shanken, shortstop, is in train¬ing for Saturday’s gymnastic meetand will not be competing.TENNIS RACKETSfQ $17.50Rackets of ell leading manufacturers.Balls, Presses, and all accessories.Shorts, So«, Shirts. Shoes, etc.COMPLETE RESTRINGING SERVICEWOODWORTH'S1311 E. S7th St. Open EveningNear Kimbarit Ave. DORchester 4800 This leaves the infield in a relative¬ly weak condition. Armond Donian willsubstitute for Shanken and GeorgeBarrett will play in place of Fons.Barrett has been giving Foot a closefight for the position all season andthis will afford him an excellent chanceto demonstrate his ability.Nick Paresi, missing from the gamewith Chicago Teachers last Tuesday,will be back in the lineup. Nick wasalso floored by a sprained ankle.Fons Sprains AnkleFons’ injury was completely diag¬nosed only yesterday. The injury wasincurred late Wednesday afternoon.Jack slipped on a belt while receivinga throw from the outfield. The ankleappeared at first to be broken but thediagnosis showed it to be a peculiartype of sprain.Milkenki, De Pauw’s shortstop, isexpected to give Art Lopatka muchtrouble.LINEUPS FOR TODAY’S GAME:Chicaco DePanwDonian. SS Clay, 2BHirschberR, 2B Rennie, R.. CF Hoffe(Continued from page one)Manders, RFI.«patka, PBasich, CMiller, R. C., LFOostenbruR, IBBarret, SBPareai, CF Milkenki, SSLavidge, RFNieman, Clohnson, PWalker, LFVew, SBHopkins, IBRAYMAN & CO. Inc.SPORTING GOODS — LUGGAGELEATHER GOODS — RADIO TUBES"Special Discounts to Students"Hyde Park 5583 6601 Cottage GroveAre you in the market fora grin? a chuckle? a real laugh?II sOa you'll wont to readCheerfulness Breaks In What Makes SammyAngela ThirkellDon't, Mr. Disraeli!Brahms & SimonPerhaps Timothy WasBroughtonCantina Run?SchuibergPresenting MoonshineCollierFanny by GaslightSadleirQuick ServiceWodehouseScheeGel file REHTAL LIBRARY habit!at theU. of C. Bookstore5802 Ellis elite of the college gymnastics, withPaul Fina, the Illini whell-horse, backto defend his throne against sevenequally capable challengers. Lou Fina,a related Indian, Newt Loken, EdDanser and Fogle, of Temple, andCourtney Shanken, the Chicago cham¬pion, are the best knovsm among thepretenders to the throne. But Daly,of Minnesota, can not be discounted.To add trial and tribulation to theshoulders of the aerial blue-bloods,the N.C.A.A. official office has fixedsome extra routines to the ordinarygym curricula. Rope-climbing, and set¬ting-up exercises make the load theheaviest the Maroon’s have yet at¬tempted.Except for the Flying Ring match,every event features a defendingchampion, with two or three placewinners coming to the Midway to tryfor top honors.The champions back for a returnappearance include Temple's MartinBoardman on the horizontal bar, Hen¬ry Koehnemann, of Illinois, workingwith the side-horse. Bob Hanning,another easterner, doing his stuff onthe parallel bar, and Stan Szypula,the A.A.U. tumbling for another title.Earl Shanken, the Maroon junior, isback to renew his lease on the long-horse apparatus. Earl won his buntinghere last season. NettersOpposeLoyolaCoach Wally Hebert’s “B” team,unbeaten in four years of competitionagainst the varsity groups of manyother Colleges, must wait until nextTuesday to play Loyola University.Because of today’s inoppoirtune ar¬rival of Good Friday, the Loyola teamhas requested that the match be mov¬ed up to Tuesday, April 16.The auxiliary forces mopped up intraditional style, when they took a5-1 series from North Central lastweek-end.Fencing l-M'sStudents planning to enter theintramural fencing meet Tuesdayare urged by Coach Alvar Herman-son to work out in the fencing roomin the basement of Bartlett Gym¬nasium at any time during the day.Cub Star Works OutWith Local Club“Big Bill’’ Lee, Cub pitcher, wasthe campus’ visiting celebrity yes¬terday. Bill is still holding out forthe $15,000 which General ManagerJames Gallagher doesn’t think he de¬serves. Nevertheless the tall right¬hander, who led the Cubs to a pen¬nant in 1938, was wearing a Cub uni¬form. The only quote anyone couldobtain from Lee was: “Just one morecurve and I guess I can quit.” Hemust have had trouble throwing thatcurve because he pitched for an hourand a half on Greenwood Field untila young lady in a Buick drove up andtooted her horn. Then Bill was offto continue his siege for that $16,000.The incident reminded campus veter¬ans of spring 1938. That’s the year“Red” Ruffing was holding out formore money. He also came to theMidway to practice and then went onto win 22 games and help the Yankeeswin one of their perennial pen¬nants ....We are serving Kosher MealsduringPASSOVER(No broad)SWIDLER'SKosher Restaurant1168 E. 55fh St.- UNIVERSITY BOOSTERS -110 MINUTE Conveyor System CAR WASH =75cMONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY$J.OO Saturday, Sunday and HolidaysCAR WASHERS INC.6000 Cottage Grove AvenueFor Liquid RefreshmentsTHE OLD BEAR1517 East 55th StreetTelephone Fairfax 1617 FOR GOOD FOODJOIN THE CROWDAT THEPALM GROVE INNAt the Shorei of Lake MicIUganOD S6th St HARRY S. BROWNWALLPAPER: PAINTS: OILS: GLASS1307 E. 55th StreetTelephonesHyde Park 0122 Midway 0171The University LiquorStore1131 E. 55th StreetFREE DELIVERY and ICETelephone Midway 0524J. H. WATSON1200 E. 55th StreetHYDE PARK'S LEADING JEWELERTerms If DesiredUNIVERSITYSTATE BANK1354 East 55th StreetMember Federal DepositInsurance CorporationAUTHORIZED PHILCO-ZENITHSales & ServiceLOWE'S RADIO & RECORDSHOP1217 E. 55th StreetTelephones Midway 0782-0783 Now that Shirlee Smith has official¬ly ushered in the Spring Season, thetime is also at hand for all golfers,dubs, and pros to come out for springgolf practice. Seriously, though, theteam needs you if you can wield aclub. The first meet is with Illinoison the 28th of April. Coaching and in¬struction is offered to all candidatesby Chuck Tanis at the Olympia FieldsC.C. The team looks promising forthe season but a few positions are stillopen. Men from last year’s team areA1 Shmus, A1 Wisely, and Ed Rachlin.Newcomers are Frank Brunner andAmie Goldberg. If you’re interestedget in touch with any of the abovemen ....Pitcher Bob Meyer is now givingKen Garverick a real battle for thesecond starring pitcher’s assignmenton the Maroon nine. Garverick wonthe Maroon’s only conference gamelast season but Meyer showed hisability in practice Wednesday. Theteam was scrubbing with a squadfrom Wilson Junior College and Bobpitched a real game. After the endof the session Kyle Anderson ran upto the pitcher, slung his arms abouthim, and said: “Here’s my secondstarting pitcher.” Something seemsto have happened to Kyle’s enthusi¬asm, however, because our latest re¬port is that Ken Garverick will startthe second game of the week-end De-Pauw series.ClassifiedFOR SALE—-Corona Portable Typewriter,present model, purchased for trip nowover, 825.00. Call Midway 0626.LEARN TO DANCE CORRECTLYTaka a Faw Privata LauontTERESA DOLAN1545 E. 43 naar Stony Island Avo.Hours 10 A.M. to 10 P.M.—Sundays I to 9Tal. Hydo Park 3080Life Member of the Chicago Associationof Dancing Masters.UNIVERSITYTAVERN1131 & 1133 E. 55th StANDLIQUOR STOREFREE DELIVERY MIDWAY 0524COMPLETE LINE OFBEER ■ WINES - UQUORSWE FEATUREBlatz and Siebens Beers 4 mONTH fNTENStVf COUtSlPOR COLLEGE STUDENTS AND GRAOUATMA Ammtigk.■ .. - ew g.a_aAfc uktHmm mmAkati.moserBUSINESS COLLEGEPAWS MOSfR, J.SwPN.8.-of GrmAurUm fmtf. start Jtnt Mst sods memtk. Ad^mnetd Cmmmmm Uamdrm, Day aad Baemng.Cmtrses otrentomms.IM S. Michigan Avo.« Chicago, iamdolah 4$dPNo Easter Lily-But ril Be inStyle When theParade StartsRight! Masterful and masculine. . . that’s the way you’ll lookin your new Spring outfit fromErie. Each garment is especiallydesigned to give you that extrasomething to make people say:HAMPTON $ocPARK ^9Two Trouser SuitsTon get Hampton Park stylingand Erie value in these twotrouser suits. Here’s a loungemodel witB athletic shouldersand a semi-draped chest thatgives yon the ultimate in comfortand a real he-man appearance.Two pairs of tronsers mean twiceas much wear! In your favoriteSpring color and fabric.ML837 E. 63rd St.OPEN EVENINGSPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, APRIL II. 1941Triota Gives 3rdAnnual BenefitAs in the past three years, Triotais again giving a party for the bene¬fit of Refugee Aid. In addition, thisyear the SFAC will receive part ofthe proceeds.Tickets can be bought at the doorfor 25c. Refreshments, games, anddoor prizes are planned. The benefitwill take place on Sunday, April 20,from 3:30 to 7 in Ida Noyes.PLEDGING NOTICEKappa Sigma announces the pledg¬ing of Victor Mintek of Chicago. Int House DiscussesPost-War ProblemsCounselorsBeginTraining SchoolBY DICK HIMMELToday is shorts day in this col¬umn and a day dedicated toshorts is always a red letter day.Now what do you envisage whenyou think of men's shorts, or un¬derwear, as I prefer to call them.Well, let it go. There are somethings I can't print. But to getback to shorts, the cry from theday of doom of longer under¬wear has been, "My shortscreep."No longer do youhave to yell "Creepy,creepy," as you con¬template your laun¬dry. You can either start buy¬ing long undies again or try thehub's new "Mino" shorts. Minoshorts are cut on the bias likemost of us are. There are noseams in the side or seat. Thisnovel little cut keeps shorts fromcrawling and wrinkling, i havehad on a pair or Mino shortsnow for two months continuous¬ly and there isn't a trace of awrinkle in them. They're THATgood, really.Seriously they are good. Youcan sit in exams and let factscreep on you insteadof your shorts. Theycome in various de-,signs and colors and iare only 65 cents.Don't forget, they'reHUB.FLASH! After two months,one day and thirteen hours myMINO shorts are still unwrinkleo... . Oops!the I HUb^fiml Jucit.son, CHICAGO Training school for prospectivefreshman counselors will begin nextThursday it was decided yesterdayby the Women’s Federation Boardheaded by Shirly Latham. Alreadyletters describing the qualificationsfor counselors have been sent outto women who were counselors lastyear and to freshmen recommended bytheir counselors. However women whohave not received letters but who wishto become counselors are invited toattend the training session.At the first meeting, Thursday,April 17, Miss Latham will discussthe qualifications and program for ef¬ficient counselors and at the nextmeeting, Thursday, April 24, DeanLeon P. Smith will discuss the orien¬tation of freshmen.Counselors should be able to liveon campus during Freshman Week,and should be free of any comprehen-sives during that week. Women areasked to bring a photograph of them¬selves to the first meeting. The coun¬selor plan which was begun severalyears ago has proven so successfulboth with freshmen and their coun¬selors that last year the staff of 125chosen had to be selected from morethan 200 candidates at the trainingschool.Wright AddressesForum MembersQuincy Wright, famed internationaljurist, will address Student Forum’slast meeting of the year on “Con¬venient Fallacies in International Pol¬itics” at 6:00 this evening at the Cof¬fee Shop.Tickets for the banquet are fifty-five cents and are on sale at the In¬formation Office and the Student For¬um Office. Alumni are urged to at¬tend.0. Z. Whitehead to HaveTea with D. A. MembersO. Z. Whitehead, who plays Clar¬ence Day Jr. in “Life With Father,”will be a guest at a tea given by D.A.Easter Sunday in Ida Noyes at 3.Mr. Whitehead has made the frontpages twice this week because hewanted to make a speech. The catchwas that it was to be under the aus¬pices of the America First Commit¬tee. His manager told him he’d beousted from Equity. However, OscarSerlin, producer of the show, toldWhitehead to go ahead with hisspeech.Kelly(Continued from page one)Since his disappearance, Mrs. Kellyhas tried to keep Clay Kelly’s studioat 1542 East 67th Street as it wasbefore his absence. About a year agoshe was injured by a reckless driverand has only recently returned to thestudio. She is selling prints of Kelly'sdrawings of University doors andother subjects at 60c each. Wednesday night the Student Coun¬cil of International House sponsoredthe first of four discussions on post¬war reconstruction. Feeling that po¬litical questions are best discussed inan atmosphere similar to Hanley’s, theCouncil provided beer (legally speak¬ing, 3.2) as an added attraction.This first discussion concerned thepeace after the Treaty of Versailles.Alfred Dennis spoke from the pointof view of France, said that it wasleft to France to enforce the provi¬sions of the Versailles Treaty, thatFrance, a smaller and less populousnation than Germany, troubled by dis¬illusionment and insecurity, mademistakes in carrying out the treaty,but that this was hardly work forone nation to undertake alone.Georges de HuszarGeorge de Huszar presumably gavean analysis of the stand of the centralpowers. At the time of World War I,he said, there are two main currentsof events, power politics and interna¬tionalism. The reason for the failureof the League of Nations was that itwas “born in original sin,” at a timewhen power politics and the idea ofnationalistic revenge were strong. Ifand when Britain wins, he continued,the League can be reestablished, morerealistically and more successfully,after a second proof of the futility ofwar.American Point of ViewThere Patrick Mclntee, speakingfrom the American point of view saidthat the League need not have beenineffective, that if the people in Eu¬rope and the United States had notbeen pacifistic from sheer wearinessof war, if they had been willing to “goto war for peace,” had been willing torisk enforcing the sanctions of theLeague, had been willing to give uptheir national interests for interna¬tional ones, we might have peace now.Finally, all the men agreed that peaceand the willingness to sacrifice for itmust be in the minds of men, beforeit will be attainable in practice, ratherthan merely on paper.RegistrationThose students who are planningto take either College comprehen-sives or Bachelor’s examinationsthis spring are urged to register atonce in Cobb 100. The Registrar’sOffice announces that after April15 a late fee of $2.50 will becharged. HoldGood FridayServicelnChapel the Agnus Dei with the text: “0 Lambof God, who takest away the sins ofthe world. Have mercy upon us.”Good Friday service will be held to¬day at noon in the Rockefeller Mem¬orial Chapel. It was arranged underthe auspices of the churches of HydePark, Kenwood, Woodlawn, and theUniversity of Chicago. ProfessorDouglas V. Steere, of Haverford Col¬lege, will deliver the sermon, on thesubject “Strength in Extremity.”The service is for the surroundingcommunity as well as the Universityproper. Rev. Irvin E. Lunger of theUniversity Church of the Disciples,Rev. Harold L. Bowman of the FirstPresbyterian Church, Sylvester Jonesof the Fifty-seventh Street Meetingof Friends, Rev. Charles W. Gilkey,Dean of the Chapel, and the Rev.George M. Gibson of the UnitedChurch of Hyde Park, will co-operatein conducting the service. The offeringto be collected will go to the Univer¬sity of Chicago.ITie University Choir has preparedspecial music for the occasion. Theselections to be sung are Crucifixusfrom Bach’s D Minor Mass and Praiseto the Holiest in the Highest by Sum-mervell. The choral responses will be HaveANightlyLagerEither byYourself orwith "Joe"1512 E. 55th St.Improve Your HAT-l-TUDEtwith a New LEE Water-Bloc*THECASCADE$5-00A 2-oance hat by the famous LEEWater-Bloc process. The Cascadewill wear longer because it takesthree times as'long to make. It’s ^ ^Tollable, foldable and super-serv¬iceable.LEE also makes:Aetna, “The Insured Hat,” $3.50.V oiume IX l$su« 50Laans Rccaiva i/ipiomasA striking Pan-American ^xxlwill gesture was madewhen the University of North Carolina presented di¬plomas to 110 representatives of seven South Amer¬ican countries at commencement exercises closingthe first winter "Summer School" to be held in thiscountry for the Latins. Dr. R. B. House presents a di¬ploma and congratulates Senorita Maria de Freitasnf Bahia. Bravil. - AcmeUp 'n Ovarlpolice students of Loslet City College areI practicing the Jiu Jitsurow, a regular part ofloursc of study, rhotog-instructor Harold Jor->ol( this clear-cut actionOSEVIVEUnwe.-, ,1 Aiiion*HHHwl univti*i*ViW W9 t.«ti on heUol C.l«na« end •>“intrl'oin toolin theNewspaper Gets Birthday CakeCcicbrctins the tenth enniversary of the Skyscraper, student newspaperof Mundelin Coiiese, are eisht editors, admirins the birthday cake.Left to risht, seated, are Patricia Byrne, Joan Morris, Rosemary Lanahan,and Marie Rudd. Standing are Marie Norris, Dorothy McCardiy, MarieVon Driska, and Geraldine Hoffman. Chicdso Oailv Nows PkotoCheckins on Maine's WeatherDr. Lloyd Fisher of Bates College checks the modern recordinginstrumente with which students do actual weather forecastingwhile a student prepares to run up a weather Rag. The station hasan accuracy record ofStudents at Eastern Illinois State Teach¬ers College enjoy themselves duringthe spring months with countless wienerroasts. These Sigma Delta rrfembers findFox Ridge State Park a good place toforget their cares. coiumb o Nov.u>HotoBefore — AfterClothes mey not mahethe men. but they domake a difference in hisappearance. This (act isemphasised by thesetwo pictures of the Col¬gate University GleeClub. At the lelt mem¬bers o( the club lookjust as they do on ordi¬nary occasions duringrehearsal. The right handpicture shows the men,standing in exactly thesame positions, butwearing the formalclothes in which theyappear (or concerts.THE SMOKE OF SLOWER-BURNING CAMELS GIVES YOUEXTRA MILDNESS • EXTRA COOLNESS • EXTRA FLAVORy CAMEL ISTHE CIGARETTEFORME.MORE FLAVORAND THE/RE' SO MUCHMILDERLESSNICOTINEthan the average of the 4 otherlargest-selling brands tested — less thanany of them—according to independentscientific tests of the smoke itself1ESS NICOTINE /n the smoke! Yes, science hasa conhrmed this important advantage in Camelcigarettes...traced it right down to you by measur¬ing the smoke itself. Obviously, it’s the smoke yoxismoke.Camel’s costlier tobaccos are matchlessly blendedinto a slower-burning cigarette. That means no ex¬cess heat to flatten delicate flavor... freedom fromharsh, irritating qualities of too-fast burning. Extramildness, extra coolness, extra flavor—and lessnicotine in the smoke!So —make that switch to Camels today.Dealers everywhere feature Camel cigarettes incartons. For economy—for convenience—buy ^o//rCamels in cartons.K J. l(r>iiul(J»Tubait'uCuii]p«ny,Wlniton-Salriii. North Carolina ✓S/I40J<ESfitBY BURNING 25% SLOWERthan the average of the 4 other largest-sellingbrands tested — slower than any of them —Camels also give you a smoking plus equal,on the average, toEXTRA SMOKES PER PACK!^ jB pi ■ the cigarette ofGAM E L COSTLIER TOBACCOSNew StetiofiTh«sc Columbia Univemty musicians arclisicnins to the initial broa<kast of tkenew university station CURC. Prosramsconceived and produced by students willbe featured nisntly.Cotl«9<«ir D*9«$t M«oto bv LrwitButiseye "Tlib is kow*', says instructorarckery at tke University of Missistilo kave o« warm sprinf days.Wmiiins Is a Habit ¥fitb HerFour years a ckampion is tke record set by RutkReid« tcoiiis star at tke Georgia Slate Woemn s ^Collefe at Valdosta, wko kas just won tke col*left toamament for tke fourdi consecutive year.Tke aiCMiQpoly is abolisked tkis June kowever,wken she frarmles. An konor student, ske kaswon numerous konois on tke G.S.W.C. campus,a s ^Jaw-Prolcfsors Chin Whh Students<jurtn<i poimiIm stiid«nt4«ciilty coffee koim at Micilisin Statelege. Above Prof. E. B. Hill pours while Jane Clark and Associateessor 6. R. PtchiIk discitss seneral affairs over their cups.Cottcji«tc Digest Photo by WrightThis Student Prexy Knows His Sf>ortsJohn McDermott, varsity baseball star and president of the senior class at the Universityof Nebraska, conducts one of his nightly sportscasts widi the moral support of ex>PepObeen Janet Harris. CoHegiete Digest Photo by Krucgeito science when this mammoth cyclotron is com-omia late in April. The unit will be at least fiveatom smasher now in use, and will bombard atomstraveling at 60,000 miles a ;.econd. 3700 tons ofof Uncle Sam's cruisers — ^ill go into the magnetU itlrgiele Diges* Photos by Ac«< High Into the Air. . . leaped Jim Ryan to spear this line drive during one of thefirst spring practice sessions. Jim is the peppery second base-man of the Wright Junior College (Chicago) nine. Photo by Ouicii.Finishing the magnet bases Largest CyclotronAfter All, You Can't Be Pleased All of the TimeDana Acicerly, seated at desk, business manager of the Williams College "Record”, seems alittle displeased with one of his staff. The object of his displeasure is somewhat chagrined muchto the delight of other staff-members.'""neU. G*"""" “ Coaches ChampsAn enviable record has wrestlingcoach Charles W. Mayser, Franiclinand Marshall College, whose teamshave won 39 consecutive meets,had four undefeated seasons, andhave beaten most of the conferencechampions in the south and mid¬west.Ray Doyle, right, was elected to head his class at the University of New Hampshire for the thirdsuccessive time this year. The "Perpetual Prexy" is shown giving some words of amusing adviceto freshmen Melba McKay, Jeanne Henry, and John Davis, elected to office in their class.Junior Vice President Harold Hall, back row, left, listens in. Beauty Queens Hold Spotli;Queen of Woman's College ofthe University of North CarolinaMay Pageant will be lovelyGladys Stedman, a senior.Recently selected queen for1941 Arbutus yearbook atdiana University, was Miss Njorie Buckmaster. jm,Miss Helen Miller, aSouthern beauty, has beenelected to reign as MayQueen at Furman Univer¬sity in Greenville, S. C.Smiling Maxine Drumm rule(queen of the Miami Univeijunior prom. You bet she's po|on the Ohio campusi s<Washington Square Collegeof N. y. U. named Mrs. E.Raymond Topol as its mostbeautiful co-ed.Robed in a romanticized ver¬sion of the scholastic cap andgown, Harriet C. Cuenod rep¬resented Rice Institute at theGalveston Winter Carnival. When Vanderbilt men seleMarguerite Wallace as "Missderbilt", it was the first time asorority member won the honNewly Appointed Editorsttin3 out « student ncwspep«(^ is work, but these journelists still seem to bee to smile. They’re the new senior executive officers who have taken over65th year of the Concordiensis at Union Collese.The Progressive Steps of Hurdlingare shown in this photo as three Davidson College timber-toppers sailugh the air during a practice workout. Archie Taylor, left, Hugh Sprunt,ier, and Bill Lacy, right, ail show promise • Collesiafe [yisr?* Photo by Byrton ranIMAGINATIONSI rampant to think up cos¬tume ideas for a surrealistparty held at Indiana StateTeachers College. HereJean Johnson is servingsome surrealistic refresh¬ments to Tom Trimble,whose costume entitled"homo sapiens" was atough one to figure out. Coil06lCll0 UIOBSI NATIONAL ADVERTISINGSection SERVICE INC» OeiM. Ml Fa««LM ^^****" Now^MicolloM O«eo. Ml F.wfco. ^ ^ Micki,*. A.«,oo, ClUcofo■orton San ftonclico Loo AniotooWherein a **Dumniy*' Wins a ScholarshipMany parents send their "dummies" to college, but Ann Pfost has adummy that’s sending her to college — no kiddii^. Ann's ability toentertain with this feminine version of Chadie McCarthy has earned ascholarship to Oklahoma A A M College for both herself and thestooge. Collrs'oty Digest Pttoto bv Uzyrllo#from , .-..•wUIS S',*mn in tht two-mitc rcUy chatICAAAA track meat. The e%the Fordham team.• Mnis nc Will Quh PottAsserting that he would welcome "activice with the Marines to continuing in ailege presidency*', Dr. William A. EdHobart College indicated his intentiontiring. Dr. Eddy claimed he was tired of ithe role of arbiter in college disputes.(HSkinf*! Not Enough—So They Dance!Students Mary Frances Butler and Rufus D’Albini demonstrate an intricate step forthe members of the Hiking Club of Ariiona State Teachers College at Flagstaff.The scene is the club's cabin, situated in Northern Arizona’s Walnut Canyonwhere renmins of over 200 prehistoric cliff dwellings can still be seen.V jV 1I. a ijgj _ kmm