41. No.'47 Z-149 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 18, 1940 Price Three CentsAdler:an'tlead"Philosopher Calls Him In¬competent as Metaphysi¬cian.[ortimer Adler doesn’t know how•ead a book, concludes Bernard J.Her Thym, as.sistant professor oflosophy at the Catholic UniversitySt. Louis, in a review of Adler’sbook “The Problem of Species.’’i’hile the review is largely techni-in character, between highly in-,’ed criticisms, Thym has shownmercy in raking Adler over theIs. He writes: “It is important forse poor souls that want to learn,know that Dr. Adler has nevers given evidence of competence asletaphysician.^that he is not to been as an example of all well-in-ned well-trained Thomi.sts.’’Murders TextRegarding “The Problem of Spe-,’’ Thym writes “the complexion ofwork is one of hastily committedoricisms, mishandled texts, sheerFrance of the way these very prob-s have accrued and how classictakes have been made.’’ He ac¬es Adler of committing the heinousne of “identifying substantialm and species.’’ Even beginners inaphysics, he concludes “know bet-’’ It appears to be Thym’s con-lion that Adler has butchered the•k of some of the great philoso-rs in order to find materials that1 support his arguments. “His in-Timinate employment of the textsut genus from Aristotle’s To/ncs,’’s charged, “is hard to explain in a1 who knows how to read a book.’’ind Thym concluded “Dr. Adlerdemonstrated that he has no righti license to practice as a metaphy-an. Until he has forsaken tellingpie how to read and will have•ned how to read, it will be doingone a service to take him seriouslyto review his works.’’lSU Selectslonventionlelegatestegular delegates, fraternal dele¬es and visitors who will representASU at the national conventionthe ASU in Nev York from De-iber 27 to December 30 were select-at a meeting of the organizationt week.'he regular delegates will be Perezforin, Margot Faust, Ruth Brand-tter, Quenton Young, Vivian Mintz,1 Virginia Kougios. Fraternal dele¬es and visitors who will attend are,ward Brotz, Meyer Weinberg, andrnard Shi ctman. Additional mem-s and visitors are still being chos-dain point on the agenda of theivention will be the forinulation ofns for a peace drive for practicallyry college campus in the country,in L. Lewis and Vito Marcantonio,w York congressman, will be amongnationally known figures who willd discussions at the convention.[lice MeyerVim Prize InVess Contest4.1ice Meyer, a member of lastir’s Daily Maroon Board of control,s recently awarded third place ineditorial writing contest sponsoredPi Delta Epsilon, national journal-ic fraternity. The award consisteda cash prize and a bronze lettermer.Miss Meyer is at preHcnt doingiduate work in the department ofglish and is writing a thesis entit-, “The Grecian Urn: A Formalalysis.’’Ernest Leiser of this year’s boardcontrol ranked 12th in the newsry contest. Convocation Processionalleft to right: Dean of the Chapel Charles Gitkey, Harold Swift, President Hutchins and HeadMarshall Leon P. Smith MillikanSpeaks ToGraduatesConfer Degrees on 137;Hutchins Gives Annual Re¬port.President Robert M. Hutchins willconfer degrees on 137 candidates atthe 202nd convocation of the Uni¬versity today at 3 p. m. in the Rocke¬feller Memorial Chapel.Dr. Robert A. Millikan, eminentCalifornia Institute of Technologyphysicist, will deliver the convocationaddress. His subject is taken from themotto of the University: “Let Knowl¬edge Grow, Let Life be Enriched.’’Millikan SpeaksDr. Millikan was a member of theUniversity of Chicago faculty from1895 until 1921. During that time hecarried on research on isolation ofelectrons and on the photoelectric ef¬fect which brought him tlie NobelPrize in physics in 1923. He is nowdirector of the Norman Bridge Lab¬oratory of Physics and chairman ofthe executive council of the CalifarniaInstitute of Technology at Pasadena.Under the quarterly system theWinter convocation is the first in theacademic year, and hence the firstconvocation of the University’s fif¬tieth anniversary year.Maclean Gets Pb. D.Among the Ph. D. candidates willbe Norman F. Maclean, Instructor inEnglish. Maclean, one of the mostpopular teachers in the department,was a member of the original staffof the Humanities course when theNew Plan was instituted in 1930. Histhesis is a “History of the Theoryof Lyric Poetry.’’Another interested spectator willbe Frederick Hoelzel, whose wife,Esther, 37, will receive a Doctor’s de¬gree in physiology. The couple met atthe University while both were en-(Cuntinued on page four)Walter WangerTalks On RoundTable SundayAward Molkup $1990DamagesInMootTrialPaine-Hahn AffairHits Air—and How!Love in bloom Hattie Paine andCharless Hahn who get hitchedcomes the 27th, went downtown toget their marriage license todayequipped with those little docu¬ments that the state insists on.And what do you think happened?They got an interview on the radiowith Quin Ryan.“When did you first meet,”sparkling Mr. Ryan inquired. Hahnopened his mouth but Paine beathim to the draw. “We first met, itwas sprring, I beeleeve. Yes. It wasApril on the Quadrangles. I wasacting, I am an actress, you know,and he . . . well, he was sweepingthe stage. ’I say there young man’,I said to him, in my stage voice,’you look like you’re working hard.Wouldn’t you like to slip down tothe campus eatery and chitchatwith me?’ Well! Let me tell you,we’ve been chitchatting ever since.”Dargan, FrenchProfessor, DiesEdwin Preston Dargan, professorof French Literature at the Univer¬sity and leading American authorityon Honore de Balzac, died Friday. Hehad been ill since November, 1939.Dargan received his Doctor’s degreeat Johns Hopkins in 1906, and cameto the University as assistant profes¬sor of French in 1911 becoming full(Continued on page four) Maroon Absolved: HimmelFound Guilty of Libel inFraud Case.By STUART SCHULBERGSuperior Court Judge U. S. Schwartzlooked out across the Law Schoolcourtroom at 3:30 Friday and saidquietly, “Molkup v. Himmel and theMaroon Board of Control.” The trialthat had kept the Quadrangles inquis¬itive for three long weeks had open¬ed.Howard Hawkins, defense attorney,lost no time getting under way, as heattempted to clear the Board of Con¬trol in the slander suit levelledagainst Dick Himmel, Maroon report¬er. And 80 people were excited asHawkins and Mohlman for the de¬fense and Van de Water and Sweetfor the plaintiff played legal ball whilekindly Judge Schwartz refereed sym¬pathetically.Jury of SixRecruited mainly from BurtonCourt, the jury caused a stir of in¬terest as they marched down to afront row. Sworn in by the bailiff, theydid their best to look dignified.By the time Himmel climbed intothe chair, his loyal friends had left,driven to the Coffee Shop by thebarrage of legal terminology that hadbeen the afternoon’s main feature.Disappointed by the feeble gathering,Dick answered his questions straight, failed to satisfy the hopeful few inthe audience who had looked forwardto see the Traveling Bizarre in ac¬tion.Acquit BoardClimax of the afternoon meetingcame when the Board of Control wasdefinitely cleared as principal in thecase. Thus after nearly three hours ofwrangling, the plaintiff lost his firstclaim of the $15,000 and had only hisother $15,000 claim against Himmel tolook forward to.Evening Is ExcitingCompared to the afternoon session,which ressembled a law class morethan a trial, the evening’s eventswere exciting.(Continued on page four)Chapel Union PlansNew Sunday SeriesEncouraged by the success of theirSunday Evening meetings. ChapelUnion has made plans for a coordin¬ated series of meetings next quarter.Various faculty members will discuss“What Is The Good Life?”, a dif¬ferent speaker giving his personaldefinition each week. As yet onlyDean Gilkey of the University Chapeland Eustace Hayden, white hairedhead of the Department of Compara¬tive Religion have been scheduled forthe series. Important questions on Hollywood’sreactions to the world situation, andits responsibilities as a molder ofpublic opinion, will be answered by ex¬perts on the University of ChicagoRound Table broadcast Sunday. Thediscussion will originate in Hollywoodand will be heard at 1:30 overWMAQ.Walter Wanger, noted Hollywoodproducer, will face the Round Tablemicrophone with Leo C. Rosten, au¬thor, academician and currently direc¬tor of the Motion Picture ResearchProject. A third participant, not yetannounced, will be heard in the dis¬cussion.Recent Round Table excursions toNew York, Detroit, Washington, andpoints East, will be eclipsed in dis¬tance, at least, by this broadcast or¬iginating nearly 2,500 miles from theUniversity’s Mitchell Tower studios.The newly constructed portable tri¬angular round table will be sent tothe Coast for this broadcast.Confirm SelectionOf MaritainConfirming a statement published inan earlier issue of the Maroon, presi¬dent Hutchins announced yesterdaythat Jacques Maritain, noted ThomistPhilosopher, has been appointed visit¬ing professor of Philosophy at theUniversity for the month of January.He will give a series of lectures andconduct seminars.Maritain was formerly professorof Philosophy at the Institute Catho-lique in Paris, where he was consider¬ed an authority on Bergsonian philos¬ophy. In January, he came to thiscountry for a lecture tour and re¬mained here after the fall of France.lOUND OUT OF ORDER.11 ■III 1Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 18. 19407^ Ihilif Tth/ioonFOUNDED IN 1901 It Gets BETTER AND BETTERThe Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper ot the Uni-••ersity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday, Sunday,and Monday during the Autumn, Winter, and Spring quarters byThe Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University avenue. Telephones.:30^phone in stories to our printers. The Chief PrintingComp^, 148 West 62nd street. Telephones: Wentworth 6123*"*The^ University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any contractentered into by>The Daily Maroon. , , u.- *• /The Daily Maroon expressly reserves the rights of publication ofany material appearing in this paper. Subscription rates; $3 a year;t4 by mail. Single copies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1908, at the post officeat Chicago. Illinois, under the act of March 8. 1879.MemberftssocidGd CbllG6icite PressDistributor ofCblle6icite Di6eslBOARD OF CONTROLEditorialWILLIAM HANKLA PEARL C. RUBINSERNEST S. LEISER JOHN P. STEVENS. ChairmanBusinessJOHN E. BEX, Business ManagerWILLIAM LOVELL, Advertising ManagerEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESJames Burtle, Mark Fisher, Chester Hand, Richard Himmel, DanielMezlay, Richard Philbrick, Robert D. F. Reynolds, and DanielW inograd.BUSINESS ASSOCIATESRobert Dean, Lyle Harper, and Myles Jarrow. By DICK HIMMELAfter spending the last three days reading the mas¬ters in American literature (Boynton 9 o’clock) I ap¬proach this typewriter with humble heart and reverentlip. I have slept with the masters these few days andnow feel sadly _my own insufficiencies. But here I amface to face with keys and as yet see little handwritingon the roller which looks like a Bazaar. Off with themasters, says I and on with the same old tripe.The Week-End!... Started with that collossal trial of Molkup vs. Him¬mel and the Maroon. It started at 3:30, got progres¬sively duller until 6:30, then began again at 8 andwound up at 10:30. Molkup got 2,000 dollars for thesoiling of his good name, I got ten dollars for theembarrassment caused me by being mauled by Molkup.'Tis rumored that Molkup would like to take a few moreof the maulings at ten bucks a head... .Judge UlyssesS. Schwartz was the hit of the show. He played thekindly father to the struggling young lawyers... .Atsix a witness was called to the startd. Judge Schwartzlooked at his watch, then called to the back of theroom. “Can we stay a little longer.” His wife nodded,“Yes.” Every WeekEvery FridayNight Editors: Bud Aronson and Ruth SteelCoop FailureWe read with much regret the report thatthe proposed women’s Co-operative seems tohave run up against an unsurmountable obstacleand now stands almost no chance of achievingreality.Such a group would have helped to fill a longfelt need on this campus, since the Universityis far behind every other large school in pro¬viding co-operative rooming organizations forstudents desiring to live in them. The fact thatin a very short time a group attempting to forma women’s co-operative dormitory found 70 stu¬dents who expressed a desire to live in such anestablishment shows the strong need for thistype of dormitory on campus.“Street Car College”We have often listened to the cry that someof the major troubles of the University are theresult of its being a “street car college,” thatthe enormously large number of commuting stu¬dents has made it impossible to secure a scholas¬tically or socially integrated student body. Thatmost students who live home do so because ofthe expenses involved in staying on the campusseems too obvious to need mentioning. It alsoseems fairly clear that one of the most practicalsolutions to the problem of inexpensive livingis the co-operative dormitory.And yet the fact that there is only one suchdormitory for University w'omen has raisedlittle or no comment. The decision of the ownerof the former Sigma Chi house not to rent tothe co-op group which would have been almostassured success has apparently failed to interestany of the campus groups supposedly concernedin the orientation and well being of the studentbody.No Cure AllWe do not put forward the idea of studentco-operatives as the cure-all. But we have seentheir successful operation at other schools andthink that they merit more attention and aidfrom both student and administration groupsattempting to better undergraduate life atChicago than they have thus far received.M. A. F.Only a "D"Fraternity pledges are studying hard thesedays because the Dean’s Office has warned themthat they must have a D average before theymay be initiated. Of course, the Dean’s Officeadded that Rs might be included in this average.The Dean’s Office, in order to stick to itsguns regarding fraternity initiation, has madea farce out of the fraternity system. They havenot preserved a system which they believe tobe right by this action, for as it now stands, oneD and three Rs will enable a man to be initiated.The rule regarding grade averages shouldeither be wiped from the books or given teeth.R. C. H.Letters to the EditorBoard of Control,The Daily .MaroonThe editorial of Wednesday, December 11 has beenbrought to our attention. Being acquainted with bothla.st year’s aborted civil liberties organization and thepresent attempt to found one, we feel compelled tocorrect certain errors of fact and interpretation in thateditorial.After the “respectable” liberals had won out a yearago in the struggle for power they were confrontedwith the problem of what to do with it. It was at thispoint when the factional fight was over that the “de- The DA Revels... were roughly hewn but sometimes dirty and some¬times funny. Chuck Percy dropped around with ump¬teen other AD Phis to see the Percy Goddard skitChuck insisted that the skit was fundamentally inacu-rate. He said that Paulette was not on the offensive atall but on the defense.... Who was it that said the bestdefense is an offense?Xmas Carnival... was small but chummy. There was a Santa Claussuit waiting to be filled and gifts waiting to be distrib¬uted, but the crowd was too small and not too chummyso Santa didn’t show up. Maybe you’re interested inthe things he was going to give. He had a nice rust¬proof Deke pin for Mike Rathje. Mike wasn’t very sadthat she didn’t get the pin because she had just got abeeeeeutiful gold bracelet which on side said, “Mike”and the other said “J.D.”. ..There was a beautiful pinkand gold angel waiting for Donna Cnlliton... a pair ofErnest Leiser’s dirty socks waiting for Bud Aronson(Who by the bye squired Annabeth Hamity to the smallbut chummy brawl)... .The Mortar Boards hocked abottle of bay rum which was supposed to go to LouLetts.... There was a fine three way rat trap for DaleTillery to aid him in the current social committee mach¬inations. ... A clothes line for Chuck Percy to air outIF troubles... .A blanket for Ruth Steel (No one knowsthe explanation!).. .A pair of scissors for HelenPearce’s hair And so it went, the gifts they mighthave received but didn’t.Hanleys... Late on Sat nite was emptyish except for a tableof jubilant Psi Us who jubilized all over the place....Lots of peoples from the Sigma Chi party dropped into say it wa.s a wonderful party. By the way therewas a sinister note pinned up for me the other daysaying, “W’atch for a Frank Etherton Sigma Chi break.”I’ll watch.Ginny Butts.. .has done some scouting to find out what people wantfor Christmas... .She reports Ruth Steel, Jackie Horal,and Joe Molkup want cars. To Mr. Molkup I say, “Noton my money.”.. .Jean Rolf wants to gild the lily bywriting to Santa for a silver foxie coatie. If Santadoesn’t kick through, Jean, I know a guy, OK, he ain’tyoung, but a silver fox is a silver fox, I always say....Betsy Kuh wants a whole ski outfit replete with skiis. j(Are there one too many “i”s in skiis?).. .Mortar Boardpledges want a D average soas they can be initiated....Ed Nelson, that practical soul wants a hat JohnBusby wants a set of electric trains... .Chuck Percywants Paulette Goddard in his stocking, (Oh, that manPercy!).. .Ash Taylor would like Adams and Smith tiedin his stocking. (A nice pair of garters, those)...BillBlackwell wants Betty Grable, he says drooling slightlyat the mouth... .Joan Lyding coyly asks to finish tho.sesocks she knitting in time for Christmas.cent” elements folded. It was not the lack of caseswhich caused this, for though campus incidents werefew there was no dearth of national violations whichmight have had marked educational value. The exec¬utive committee was dominated by individuals who heldpositions of responsibility in other organizations andwhose prior loyalties belonged to these groups. It wasthe “let John do it” attitude of the people concerned thatended the Civil Liberties Union.Last year’s failure can not be used as an excuse forkilling this year’s attempt. The proposed group is nota partisan affair. We believe that in the face of thepresent war crisis and domestic turbulence there is asphere of action open for such an organization as wepropose. We are not interested in the committee as afactor in campus politics. There is a job to be done.Many campus groups and individuals have shown in¬terest in the work. United action is obviously moreefficient than any other.What has been proposed is a provisional committeeto coordinate the work of these various groups andindividuals along the lines of action and education.We feel that such an alliance of parallel actionsand common interests is both necessary and desirable.Perhaps the laboratory exercises can be provided tocomplement the democratic theory of the classroom.Sincerely,Norton Ginsberg Hyman Minsky COLLEGE NIGHTWITHBEN CUTLERAnd His OrchestraGAY COLLEGE ANDPROFESSIONAL SHOWSGet Special Halt-Rate Student Tickets at Press Buildingor Maroon OfficeMarine Dining RoomEDGEWATER BEACH HOTELState & Jackton—CHICAGOMISSES' FORMAL JUNIOR FORMALall ov4r embroideredPink or blue with, white with gold.Mi>st,-s —1 11 111 1 LOOK n ,MQK N—SIX I M fl.OOKA',/ 1^91 ■ r aTHE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 18. 1940 Page ThreeCitizens Board Issues^These Hundred Acres ’Yellow BantamRental Library1460 E. 57th St. (Shop in Lobby)Open to 9 P. M.New Myeteriei. Norelf, etc.Christmas Cardswith YourName ImprintedSPECiAL50 for 1.00for quick serviceorder NOWREADER'SCampus Drug Store1001 E. 61st St.I C V I 162 E. 63rd St.^ la Open 11:30 A. M. DeilyThe U. of C.'s ChoiceTUESDAY"Pastor Hall""No Time for Comedy"WEDNESDAY"They Knew What They Wanted""Public Deb. No. I"Relax in Pushback SeatsUNIVERSITYTAVERN1131 & 1133 E 55th StANDLIQUOR STOREFREE DELIVERY MIDWAY 0524COMPLETE LINE OFBEER - WINES - UQUORSWE FEATUREBlatz and Siebens Beers Keep ThemOut IA Bull SessionBy RICHARD PHILBRICKAs a step toward a better under¬standing between the University ad¬ministration and the fraternities, theCollege division of the UniversityAlumni Association gave a luncheonHomecoming week-end for alumni andundergraduate representatives of thefraternities.It was the sense of those who at¬tended the luncheon that the properUniversity authorities should be askedto consider the possibility of allow¬ing Freshmen to live in the fraternityhouses. A committee was chosen,therefore, from the alumni in attend¬ance to make this majority opinionknown to the University’s Board forthe Coordination of Student Interests.We do not believe that fraternitymen are wise in virtually requestingthis change in the University regula¬tions. To allow Freshmen tc live inthe fraternity houses would be toforeshorten the orientation which ayear outside them supplies.For the entering student, if he is atall alive, finds a year’s residence in thehalls an enlightening, interesting, ex¬perience. He meets graduate students,upperclassmen, classmates; all thevaried personalities our student bodyposesses. And if the Freshman is atall mallible his intelligence and senseof values both mature.The strengths of friendship are in¬tangibles; no fraternity has the God¬like wisdom necessary to choose aFreshman’s friends for him. Betterthat they leave him comparatively un¬fettered to make his own selectionsfrom a wide range of personalities.To ask him to center his life in a fra¬ternity almop.t to the exclusion of allTYPEWRITERS Ml MakesSOLDTRADEDREPAIREDRENTEDPortable or LargeCash or TermsWOODWORTH'SBOOK STORE1311 E. 57th St. Open EveningsNear Kimbark Ava. Dorchaster 4800 Brochure to Be Formally Pre¬sented Tomorrow.Extra dividends paid to the city ofChicago by its University namesake,ranging from one specific case inwhich the city received $33,000,000 ona payment of $1 to medical treatmentof hundreds of Chicagoans daily, es¬pecially the poor, were described in“These Hundred Acres,’’ publishedyesterday by the Citizens Board ofSponsors of the University of Chi¬cago’s Fiftieth Anniversary Celebra¬tion.The brochure is named for the rela¬tively small area occupied by the Uni¬versity among the city’s 129,216 acres.It will be formally presented at aluncheon meeting of the CitizensBoard, constituting 278 Chicago civicleaders, tomorrow at the Chicago Club.else in his Freshman year is indeedunwise.Moreover, a year in the residencehalls forces upon the Freshman a self-reliance and sense of responsibilitywhich the cushioning of fraternity co¬operative living would deny him. Yet,without this ability to stand alonethe Freshman has little chance ofbeing successful in a University whichemphasizes the individual effort.The give and take of life amongthe large number of people on thequadrangles is a rigorous, sometimespainful proving process, and each newstudent, reluctant though he may beto undergo it, is processed. If in theproving his ego is deflated the com¬parative anonymity of residence halllife often eases the accompanyingpain.Pleasant as the fraternity houseatmosphere is to the initiated, it wouldbe cruel, therefore, to put Freshmenin the midst of it entirely unprepared.For the half-joking, half-sincerescepticism and uncertain sophistica¬tion characteristic of University stu¬dents is intensified among fraternitymen because of the very nature oftheir communal life.We hope that the fraternities willreconsider their action, consider thebest interests of the Freshmen, andrescind their request. Most Valuable Property“These hundred acres on the Mid¬way—producing knowledge—are morevaluable to the city than any otherreal estate in Chicago,’’ said Gen.Robert E. Wood, chairman of theboard of Sears, Roebuck, and Co., anda member of the Board of Sponsors.In addition to the University’s rec¬ognized eminence among the world’scenters of learning, the publicationcites special contributions to civic af¬fairs, education, social service, medi¬cine, business and industry, economicwelfare, and research which particu¬larly have benefited the city of Chi¬cago.Extra Dividends“The University of Chicago has notonly paid regular dividends to all man¬kind; it has paid extra dividends tothe people of Chicago, in the form ofdirect service to the city. The peopleof Chicago have not asked for theseextra dividends. The chances are thatmost citizens haven’t noticed themwhen they were paid.”“These extra dividends, by-productsof the search for truth, have mountedup. 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Choice of thepopular collar styles . . . regu¬lar, tab and spread.$050Use Erie’s 12-weekExtended Budget PlanERIE837-41 E. 63RD ST.646-50 N. CLARK ST.Open Every EveningPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 18. 1940Millikan—(Continued from page one)gaged in research on the diet of rats.She is assistant to Dr. Franklin C.McLean, professor of pathologicalphysiology.137 CandidatesOf the 137 candidates at the Con¬vocation, 39 will receive the Bache¬lor’s degree, 47 the Master’s degree,and 8 will become Doctors of Medi¬cine. Thirty-five will become Doctorsof Philosophy, eight Masters of Busi¬ness Administration, and two willi-eceive the J. D. degree in law.STONY/SUNl>AVf.<^S9'Sr.jrounT6.ilv:crviccpood'Ste6l4S'Chops-Bdrbecue<CampusTobacconists1324 E. 57thWISHES THEUNIVERSITY of CHICAGOSTUDENTS and FACULTYA VERY MERRYCHRISTMAS4 MONTH INTENSIVE COURSEFOR COLLEGE STUDENTS AND GRADUATESA thorough, tntoMsivt, stonographic course—timrtiug January 1, A^l 1, July 1, Ckt(A>er I.luterestiug Booklet sent free, without obligation—write or phone. No solwitors employed.moserBUSINESS COLLEGERAUL MOSER. J.D^RH.S.Regular Courses for Beginners, open to HighSchool Graduates only, start first Mondayof each month. Advanced Courses startatty Monday. Day assd Evening. EveningCourses open to men.tia S. Michioon Av«., Chicago, Randolph 4347SICONDHANDBOOKSA Large Stock of Interesting Bookson a Wide Variety of SubjectsCOLONYBOOK SHOP1540 East 57 Street(Just east of the I.C.)OPEN ON WEEKDAYS FROM10 A M to 9 P M andoccasionally on SundaysThe Favorite Laundryof all the FraternitiesWright Laundry1357 E. 57th St.HNE AmericanFascismA BULL SESSION *By PEREZ ZAGORINAnyone who believes that fascismis a danger which will come to usonly from without had better keep hiseyes on the American branch. This isthe variety propagated by clamorousone hundred percenters who hide be¬hind the American flag as they pro¬ceed to do their dirty work. The pro¬posals recently made by PresidentSeymour of Yale and President Gid-eonse of Brooklyn College are justsuch kind of American fascism. TTieybear Hitler’s trademark and copyrightvery prominently.Gideonse and Seymour propose toplace college men and women in workcamps three months out of every year,to make this period of three monthsin such a camp a requirement for adegree, and to cut the college courseto three years. The reason given bythese two “educators” is that Amer¬ican youth is too negative, too soft,has no contact with the realities oflife; so they want to acquaint themwith life’s realities by placing them inwork camps.Removed From Real LifeThere can be no doubt that saddle-shoed and crew-cutted mentality ofthe college population is conducive toa remoteness from those things whichthe majority of our people know sowell: unemployment, low wages, poorhousing, inadequate health services.But whose fault is this? If anyone isto blame, it is these educators, Gid¬eonse and Seymour and the like, whohave perpetuated the isolation of thecollege from man’s life in the inse¬cure world.Their blame is their failure to re¬vise the curriculum to meet advancingneeds, in their failure to make con¬tact between students and the peopleby bringing trade union men and or¬dinary working people to the campus.At the University of Chicago it is thefake Tudor Gothic buildings whichsymbolizes the retreat from realityand the immersion is a false Thomis-tic philosophy which can only deadenour social responsibilities and makewider the gap between the college andlife.Admission of FailureAnd the proposal of Gideonse andSeymour is an admission of the fail¬ure of American education to instillin its students those things which aremost important. But instead of rem^edying these defects which have al¬ready prevailed too long, they want toput us into work camps where theycan shunt us aside and teach us the“realities” of life.There is a more sinister purpose,however, in this work camp idea. It isone of persuading youth to supportthe war program, to produce corps ofresponsive and unthinking young peo¬ple who will do the bidding of the an¬ti-democratic warmakers in AmericaAt the wage of 21 dollars a month,the young people will be used to lowerlabor standards by competing withthe organized workers of the trade un¬ion movement. How does this differfrom Hitler’s Germany?Majority Want PeaceThe reason why this proposal hasbeen put forward at this time is be¬cause those who would involve us inwar know full well that like the 86percent of the American people, theoverv/helming majority of Americanyouth wants peace, and will fight toprevent involvement in the presentstruggle. The workcamps will be amethod of persuading us to supportwar, and will utilize us for undem¬ocratic ends.We must be vigilant and guardagainst these sinister attacks onAmerica’s peace and America’s de¬mocracy. We must realize that inmany high places there are those whodo not scruple to betray us into thehands of exactly these elementsagainst which we are defending our¬selves. After Christmas the campaignto put these work camp proposals in¬to practice will grow very hot. Now isthe time to organize to prevent thismeasure from being enacted. A DIALOGUE: CHRIST’S MASS,,1940Take up your pen! The Mass of,Christ is hero again!* * 4>I cannot sit and calmly writeThings down in black and whiteAbout the Christ and peace forjmen—* * *Recall you not that single nightTo which a new star gave its light ?* * *It is as though it had not been...As though a crushing weight . . .of sin . . .* * *See not the Holy Babe’s cool brow?* * *I see...that it is changed, some¬how;I see the thorns and blood instead..* * *The crib? —* * *— A Cross the bed...As though the years that God hasjled—The thirty-three—had never been..0*0The Babe’s eyes sweetly close—you'see, he sleeps!* * *Theres’ only crucifixion... and thejVirgin weeps...Jean HartStagg Aid DiesThe Maroon learned yesterday thatDavid S. Merriam who served formany years on the athletic staff dur¬ing the times of A. A. Stagg died inhis home in Minneapolis where he haslived since his retirement some yearsago.Molkup—(Continued from page one)Dargan—(Continued from page one)professor in 1918. Professor Darganwas a member of the Modern Lan¬guage Association of America andthe American Association of Univer¬sity Professors. He authored “TheAesthetic Doctrine of Montesquieu,”“Balzac, Force of Nature” and otherworks. First called to the stand, was theMaroon’s dynamic assignment editor,P. C. Rubins. With legs crossed intraditional courtroom manner, “P. C.”was a interesting cross between cheesecake and efficiency as she answeredSweet’s questions with almost sphinxlike calm.The final arguments of council weredownright exhilarating. As delibera¬tive Bill Sweet and gangling JohnVan deWater gave their recapitula¬tions of their stand, a very real waveof excitement swept the Courtroom.And by the time baby-faced Bob Mohl-man and legal-looking Howard Haw¬kins, had addressed the jury, tensionwas at the snapping point.Lawyers mixed with spectators,plaintif with defendants as the juryconvened in some obscure Law Schoolsanctum. When they finally filed back,their verdict was succinct, simple. JoeMolkup had been awarded $2,000damages for libel, Dick Himmel $10.00damages for Molkup’s assault.And now it can be told. For thosewho think that a Moot Court is justanother court, akin to the Ci|*cuitCourt and the Superior Court, let itbe known that it is just the LawSchool’s way of having fun, has noofficial status, annually “fixes” caseson the Midway for the purpose of ex-perib.ice and innocent amusement.Maroon Runs NewRadio ColumnA radio column will soon make itsappearance in the Maroon. Tentative¬ly booked for a semi-monthly write¬up, it will deal with new programs,personalities and technical improve¬ments and possibly news and criti¬cisms of new records.Joseph C. Scotti, radio engineer andspecialist in unusual repair problems,will act as technical adviser for thecolumn. 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All work guaratead I yaar.nffriSTINEWAY SUGGESTIONSfOft GIFT.GIVING!Exquisite Toiletry Sets, Perfumes, Colognes and Make-up Sets.Popular Brand Cigars, Cigarettes, Tobaccos and Smokers' Needs.Choice Box Candies, Men's Toiletry Sets, Fountain Pen Sets, SafetyRazors, Electric Shavers, Cameras and Kodaks.Toys for the Kiddies: the Latest Creations of Stuffed Dolls, StuffedAnimals, and Many Amusing Games and Toys.All Handsomely Packaged, and Priced from 50c to $35.00STINEWAY DRUGSCorner 57th and KenwoodTHE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. DECEMBERLabor Not ResponsibleFor Defense DelayHoffman, Vance, Stone andJacoby Analyze Situation onRoundtable.Plans for the production of 500planes a day and details of the prob¬lems and difficulties confronting thenational defense program, were ex¬plained today on the University RoundTable broadcast last Sunday. Speak¬er denied that sitdowns by labor, in¬dustry, or government, were responsi¬ble for delay in the defense program.Paul Hoffman, president of theStudebaker corporation and trustee ofthe University of Chicago; Harold S.Vance, former member of the NationalDefense Advisory Commission; I. F.Stone, Washington editor of The Na¬tion magazine; and Neil H. Jacoby,assistant professor of Finance, par¬ticipated in the Round Table discus-“There is an irreducible minimumof time required for the shifting ofproduction capacity to the needs ofnational defense,” Mr. Vance said. “Inaddition to mechanical problems thereare numerous and vital personnel andlabor adjustments which* cannot bemade overnight.”Plant Change Over ComplicatedExplaining the complications ofplant changeover, Mr. Hoffman said:“Testing specifications and designsfor a completely new automobile maytake several years. Normal annualchanges, including retooling and re¬designing and reinstallations, takes aminimum of t«n months.”Defending abor from charges thatit is interfering with defense produc¬tion, Mr. Stone noted that strikes inaviation plants have been responsiblefor the loss of only ten working dayssince the beginning of the war.“I am in a position to announce,”Mr. Stone continued, “that next week¬end a Detroit labor group will submitfull details of a way in which the un¬used capacity of the automobile indus¬try can be made to produce 600 planesa day after six months required forretooling.Placed Before Knudsen“This plan was placed before Mr.Knusen three months ago, and it in¬cludes plans for the manufacture ofplane body parts as well as of air¬craft motors. It does not envisage theassembly of planes but merely thesub-contracting of parts orders tonumerous plants.”Exploding the erroneous belief thata mass production auto-industry canbe turned into a mass-production plane industry in a few months, Mr.Hoffman said: “Eighty percent of themachines in the automobile industryare special-purpose machines. Youcan’t put a 30-ton tank on any exist¬ing assembly line. The versatile 20-percent of auto-building machinerycan be turned immediately to pro¬ductive uses, but new plants would berequired for the mass-production ofplanes on an assembly-line basis.”Letters tothe EditorHoard of Control,The Daily Maroon:The Social Science Survey Syllabusclaims as one objective that “Themain emphasis will be throughout noton individual facts but upon majortrends and their casual interrelation¬ships, and especially upon the integra¬tion of social, economic, political, andideological materials.” After takingthe course in Social Science I for onequarter, we feel that to adequately as¬similate the.mat^l’ial presented and torealize the objectives of the course,more time for the discussion of thewide variety of material presented isneeded. Under the present set-up,which includes only one discussion perweek, time does not permit the cover¬age of all the material given in thelectures, or, if the material is covered,it is necessary to do this so rapidlythat the student comes away feelingrather bewildered. This is in no waythe fault of the instructors, who havea big job on their hands, but ratherbecause of the lack of time.A .substantial improvement in thissituation could be affected if another' discussion period per week were add¬ed. This does not imply a decrease inlectures. It could, indeed, be a volun¬tary matter up to the students andI teacher in each section. But this andother details are up to the departmentitself.John PorterPaul McPhersonEditor’s note: This letter is of par¬ticular interest because the Social Sci¬ence Survey Staff has been experi¬menting with two discussion sectionsper week in Social Science II. The re¬sults of this new plan are being com¬pared with previous experiences andif found successful it may be adoptedin Social Science I.SUNDAY SOUTHERNUREAKFAST8 A.M. to 2 P.M. 50(A generous assortment of favored southernbreakfast dishes for a lazy Sunday in acomfortable, old fashioned environment.Fpod prepared by women.Windermere West,56TH STREET AT CORNELl AVENUE • Fairfax 6000 Letters tothe EditorBoard of Control,The Daily Maroon:I feel it is my personal duty to putforward my protest against your edi¬torial on the subject of the CampusPeace Committee. The chief point ofthe editorial was that this group hadno right to the title of The PeaceCommittee because other groups, suchas The Committee to Defend . . . theAllies, were equally peace groups. Itseems to me that such groups are inno ways peace groups.The only claim such groups have ona peace ranking arises from the term“short of war,” which is sometimessuffixed in small letters to the slogan,“Aid the Allies.” These groups, how¬ever, have consistently refused tostate how short they thought “shortof war” to be. Thus for the past yearone has been given to believe thatthese groups did not think financialaid could safely be given Britain, butsuddenly one learns that financial aidis quite all right. When we searchout the peace-lover who signaled thischange of line, we find none otherthan Britain’s Lord Lothian. As soonas the first 100,000 men come out ofour conscription camps, Lord Lothianwill give the signal for an Americanexpeditionary force. Will these groupsfollow this signal too? Who can tell?After all, 100,000 men is short of awar of 1,000,000 men.Many of the statements of thesegroups, however, make it fairly clearwhere they will stand on the finalBritish signal. The article on the lastpage of the same issue as the editorialwas fairly typical of their arguments.It was a fine argument for aiding theAllies; it was even a better argumentfor going to war. Youth for Democ¬racy recently set up a program ofaims; it included aiding the Allies,but not keeping America out of thiswar. In fact it is only recently thatthese groups have made a pretense ofbeing peace groups. This has beendue to the intensification of the fearof the mass of the people that wewere drifting towards war. ThusPresident Roosevelt, who hadn’t men¬tioned keeping America out of warfor months, suddenly became a greatadvocate of peace in his last sixspeeches, which were termed political.That is exactly what they were.It is a question of defining the is¬sue. I think every American knowsin his heart that we face more thanthe issue of aiding Britain, that weface the issue of war or peace forthis nation, for aid to Britain withoutlimit is obviously war. It is a hardissue to face, and there are good ar¬guments on both sides, but the demo¬cratic people of this nation must de¬cide it. Those who try to hide thereal issue from the American peopleare hindering this democratic process.And those who would cloak themselveswith the name of peace while leadingthis nation step by step into war aredoing the greatest disservice to de¬mocracy of all.Lincoln Wolfenstein.Ski Club PlansVacation TripTo MichiganPlans for a vacation trip to IronMountain Michigan between Decem¬ber 26 and 30, have been announcedby the University Ski Club. All stu¬dents interested in Skiing are invitedto go on the outing. There are still afew vacancies left for those who needtransportation or need to borrowequipment. Anyone interested in go¬ing on the trip should see Peter Ran¬dom or Jack Knuepser in Internation¬al House.Success StoryThe Daily Maroon Christmas Carnival wasone of the biKKest successes of its kind inrecent years. Of course there has been onlyone other Christmas Carnival which madeprofit.This year’s affair was noteworthy because ofthe great amount of room available fur special¬ty dance steps. One group formed a twenty-man Big Apple. There was still plenty ofspace for the other couple.You’d better laugh at this story, because itcost us $47.50. Get More Fun Out of YourSports, Work, Social Life-Chew DeliciousDOUBLEMINT GUM Daily—«r, and women everywhereAlert college men and women everywhere |enjoy the refreshing, real-mint flavor . . . the |velvety smoothness ... of healthful, delicious fDOUBLEMINT GUM. fJust see for yourself how enjoying this refresh- 'ing treat adds fun to everything you do. Chew¬ing DOUBLEMINT GUM daily helps relieve yourpent-up nervous tension ... helps sweeten yourbreath and keep your teeth attractive. Aids yourdigestion, too.Popular DOUBLEMINT GUM is inexpensive,wholesome, satisfying.Popular DOUBUijn xx-% * —wholesome, satisfying.Buy several packages of DOUBLEMINT GUM todayC-146“Delicious and refresh¬ing,”—ice-cold Coca-Colanever loses the freshnessof appeal that first charmedyou. Its clean taste is ex¬hilarating and a refreshedfeeling follows. Thirstasks nothing more.THAT REFRESHESBottled under authority of The Coca-Cola Co. byCOCA COLA BOTTLING CO. OF CHICAGO, INC.STUDIOTHEATREVan Buren St. atMichigan Ave. f a Eleven cameramen risked iheir lives to make-The MANNERHEIM LINE"COMPLETE ENGLISH NARRATION AMERICAN PREMIERE STARTS"WednesdayDec. 17thPage Six THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 18. 1940No Inter-Collegiate SixMan Ball—MetcalfeThe University of Chicago Physical Education Department will take noaggresive action in organizing an inter-collegiate six-man football league.Although in a recent survey conducted by the Maroon the players indi¬cated their willingness to play inter-collegiate football, Nelson Metcalfe, Di¬rector of Athletics, interprets the result of the survey in a different light.He believes that the players are not for inter-collegiate competition in six-manfor its own value, but only because they can not have inter-collegiate competi¬tion in eleven-man ball.May Combine GamesAction taken will depend on Loyola, Armour, and De Paul, which are theoutside schools concerned. If these schools play intra-mural six-man next falltwo types of inter-collegiate competition may evolve. The first type which ap¬pears more lucrative to our athletic department is a combined form of inter¬collegiate intra-mural competition. Under this system a number of teams fromone school would meet a number of teams from the competing school.The other type of competition possible would be straight varsity compe¬tition; that is, one team would represent each school.Coach Kyle Anderson is in charge of arranging next fall’s footballschedule. It is promised that the best competition will be provided for thosewho want to play but that no program in which the players are not interestedwill be coercively arranged.No Definite PlanAt present there is no prediction as to the form of football to be playednext year. Chicago may have informal eleven-man football, or intra-mural six-man football or the inter-collegiate six-man game.One thing is definite. Chicago will not have inter-collegiate eleven-manfootball.Illinois Drops Water Polo;Claims No Opponents Available New Wisconsin Quint Not FlagTimber; But Show Balanced FiveBy WERNER BAUMIn scanning Saturday’s sports re¬lease from the University of Illinoiswe ran across the following item:“Five University of Illinois water pololettermen have been left high and drybecause their sport has been discon¬tinued. Since only one other institu¬tion, Chicago, planned to sponsor theteam, lack of a schedule forced themini regretfully to give up thegame ’’At first we were struck by the ironyof it all. One of the roughest, toughestsports in existence and the scholarsfrom Chicago are left without compe¬tition. Then we went to see Messrs.Metcalfe and McGillvery.Illinois All WetThey were rather surprised by theIllinois anonuncement. They had hadno previous knowledge of Illinois’ ac¬tion. According to McGillvery thereseems to be something wrong some¬where when the U. of I. states thereis no other competition. Chicago hasscheduled games with Northwestern,Iowa, and Minnesota during the com¬ing season. The University also com¬petes outside of the Western Con¬ference in the Chicago Water PoloAssociation. Coach McGillvery statedthat Michigan had voiced its willing¬ness to compete but that Chicago hadrefused for two reasons. Ann Arboris too far away and Michigan is sofar superior to all other schools thatthe games would result in walk¬aways.Percy NonplussedWhen water polo captain CharlesPercy was contacted he was also quitestunned by the Illinois announcement.According to Percy, Illinois, with Chi¬cago and Northwestern, was one ofthe top three teams in the conference.Chicago, according to Percy, has never been lower than second in the leaguein the last eighteen years.Illinois’ statement as to lack ofcompetition still needs clarification,but it appears that Chicago’s teamwill not be seriously affected for atleast the coming season. Northwestern,however is' considering dropping thesport after this season. This wouldleave Chicago to compete against Iowaand Minnesota, which do not turn outsuperior teams due to lack of facilitiesand coaching. .Coaches BlamedAccording to Coach McGillvery mostof the trouble in the conference seemsto lie at the feet of the coaches.They, it seems, prefer to spend theirtime turning out good swimmingteams rather than water polo teams.Carried by the fine work of long JoeStampf and short Freddie Shaver, theChicago Maroons, still seeming to befrozen to the floor on the offense, tookan unimpressive 27-22 victory from aninadequate Illinois Tech five in thef’ieldhouse last Saturday night.Again it was the work of Joe Stampf,time, that kept the C-men from drop¬ping their second start of the seasonwith Shaver aiding immeasurably thisin the same slow, uninteresting fash¬ion that they showed in their initialclash against Georgia. Stampf notched6 field goals and three fouls to leadin the individual scoring department.Probably the hardest worker on thefloor that night was small, sophomoreFred Shaver. He can pass and he canrun all night at top speed. But his By PHIL RIEFFPerplexing, but not too nerve-wracking to tearful Branch Mac-Cracken and jittery “Piggy” LambertPlan FigureSkating ClubFor CampusThe Figure Skating Club, coachedby Dan Hoffer, will meet in BartlettGym on Tuesdays and Thursdaysfrom 7:30 to 9. All those wishing toparticipate are urged to come out.Claims 100 MembersThe Club numbers about 100 mem¬bers, and is affiliated with the UnitedStates Figure Skating Association.The object of the Association is topromote what is a backward sport inthis country, figure skating. In orderto stay in the organization, club mem¬bers must pass certain tests, held atdifferent times in the year. When atest is to be given, a judge from an¬other club affiliated with the Associa¬tion is summoned.May Sponsor Exh'jitionThe first half hour of the class pe¬riod is held on the gym floor, theskaters wearing street clothes. Thishelps the beginner to learn the fun¬damental points on land, before brav¬ing the ice. The last hour is spent onactual skating.The Club may sponsor an exhibi¬tion if the skill can be increasedenough, according to Coach Hoffer.Their last exhibition was put on twoyears ago.Hoffer explains that the group hashad a very short time for practice.team mates can’t seem to stay withhim and don’t handle his passes well.Tech Scores FirstChet La Godney, the engineers cen¬ter, popped in the first bucket fromunder the Maroon basket after threeminutes of play. His score wasmatched after an exchange of offen¬sives by Stampf’s pot sTiot from with¬in the keyhole. Shaver followed thiswith a set shot from the outer de¬fenses only to have Paul Newhouse,substitute guard, tie the count witha long set shot of his own.Nelson Sinks TwoBlond Ed Nelson was sent in andshortly counted twice, once on a lazyup shot and again on a set shot fromthe side. His contributions pulled Chi¬cago ahead to a 15-13 lead at halftime.A flurry of fast breaks and fairlyefficient floor work produced threemore Stampf baskets shortly after thestart of the second period. Bruce Hix¬son broke clear from his guard posi¬tion to take Jack Fons’s pass and layin a short double decker. This exhi¬bition proved sufficient to break thedrive of their opponents and put thegame away safely.Fail to Move BallChicago still fails to move the ballaround with sufficient snap.eo TO Hitching PostWAFFLE - OMELET 'CHEESEBURGEROpen All Night1552 E. 57th - 1342 E. 53rd2235 E. 71st - 2600 N. Clark3938 W. Madison - 1031 Wilson of Indiana and Purdue respectively,are the tidings from Madison sound¬ing the potentialities of Coach “Bud”Foster’s Wisconsin cagers. Goingthrough intensive hardwood paces inGene EnglandPICASSOGAUGIN preparation for their usual tryingschedule, the crimson-shirted Badgersimpress the jaundiced eyes of the side¬line sages as teetering on the border¬line of mediocrity, but not the kind ofa quint that should be passed overlightly by the other teams.Despite their pre-season wins, oneof which was a victory over NotreDame, Wisconsin doesn’t have theneeded scoring ammunition to copewith the better aggregations on theirwinter list. A fairly well balancedbunch, with a good floor game, theBadgers are not particularly big orfast. In fact, they are not particularlyanything, with no outstanding pointson either side of the ability ledger.Tutored By YoungsterFoster, one of the younger of theleague’s tutor.i, is in need of adequatereplacements for his present startingcombination. He thinks, and we are in¬clined to agree, that he has three for¬wards, a center, and a guard with thesufficient talent necessary to play onthe same floor with .some of the fivesthey must face throughout the year.Pleasing to Foster is the play of thebulwarks in the Badger firing line,Gene Englund and Ted Strain.DEGASLAUTRECEach of these books contains colored prints made from plateswhich were recently destroyed in Germany. Cannot bereprinted.ROMAN PORTRAITS120 black and white platesATREASURY OF AMERICAN SONGFrom early hymns of the American Colonists ^o ModernClassics—250 songs.250 - $5.00GIVE YOUR FAVORITE TITLESIN BEAUTIFUL GIFT BINDINGS$1.69 - $1.98 - $2.00 - $5.00U. of C. BOOKSTORE5802 Ellis AvenueMaroons Score First Win OfSeason In Unimpessive Game .... ace bucket mongerHnnOKERCHIEF TEST PROVBSviTRi zonE muinvs spotiessAlwaya clean and freefrom goo no matterhow often you smokeH. Challenging higher-priced pipesin briar quali¬ty and value.WM. 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Of tka 32 sirls wkolive in tka kousa, 20 kava Dortkia cut tkair kair — and ska doas it for notking.S-T-R-E-T-C-HVarn Sekwartfagar, Okla>koma Agaias cantar, out*raackas Sicinay Pack of CityCollaga of Naw York, for tkaball to maka an Aggia scorain tka first quartar of tkairkard fougkt gama. AcmeNational College News9*%. Pici44/ie'and Pa^uuyiapJi,Volume IX Issue .12crew.It’s InGin*t Drop a Stitch HareKnitting has hit the Drake university campus with such a stormthat co-eds even knitted between races at a recent intramuralswimming meet. Margaret Bump purls a row on her mittens asKay Secor watches her progress.GaloreNumbersMe and My Shadow *Talking to himself is a necessity with Howard«yBro. senior student at Iowa State Teacherscollege (Cedar FallsX for he's "the works"of Epsilon Pi Tau, national honorary indus¬trial arts fraternity. Being the only activemember now in school, he must be adviser,officiating staff and audience. He is shownaddressing himself via trick photography.A date bureau organized to minister tothe needs of forlorn freshmen at Riponcollege is doing a flourishing business forstudents in ail stages, with upperclassmenseeking as much aid as the frosh. JeromeTownsend, operator of the bureau,shown in the midst of his pulchritudinous, Collesi«te Oisest Photo by inversetti Making Legwork for PostmenJeane Dyer and Doris Huck, University of Southern Cali¬fornia co-eds, are assisting in mailir^promotion material to48 state directors of the American College Publicity Asso¬ciation. The present membership drive covers 1375 pros¬pects in nearly ail of the country's colleges and universities.Greeks Appeal for AidGreekrAmerican students at Columbia university initisteddrive to collect funds in universities and colleges throughout thcountry for medical aid for Greece with an appearance in Evzonuniforms and an appeal to fellow students for contributionsAcmeThe photo9rapli«r huns far out over thewicket to get this unusual picture of ascore in the game between two Kansascolleges, Bethany and Wesleyan.“Heave He“Robert Hcidt uphii Mrt as « nshertiMn inthe University of Pennsyl¬vania Mask and Wig pro-ductron, "Higb as a Kite”.The show has toured 14citiev. since Thanksgivingweek. AcmePatriotic HatsGun parts, airplanes, flags^and drums are used as or¬naments on these chapeauxdesigned to carry out thepatriotic motif. Universityof Oregon co-eds workedout the novel designs.AciacVThe' SMOKE of Slower-Burning Camels gives youEXTRA MILDNESS, EXTRA COOLNESS, EXTRA FLAVOR-ANDcamel'sEXTRA MILDNESS ISJUST WHAT I WANT.AND THE FLAVOR ISGRAN D! s/ifOK£S me mmG’/Five of the largest-selling cigarettes were testedand com|>ared by scientific analysis of thesmoke itself...and the brand that smoked with lessni'cotine was the brand that burned slowest—Camel!Yes, Camel’s costlier tobaccos are slower-burning... for more flavor, more coolness, more mildness.. .and less nicotine in the smoke. 28% less nicotinethan the average of the 4 other brands tested.Try Camels. You'll know they’re slower-burning.You’ll know by the assurance of modern sciencethat in Camel’s milder, more flavorfiil smoke you’regetting an extra margin of freedom from nicotine.And extra smoking, too (see right). BY BURNING 25% SLOWERthan the average of the 4 other largest-selling brandstested—slower than any Of them—Camels also giveyou a smoking plus equal, on the average, to5 EXTRA SMOKES PER PACK!Keynoldi Tobacco CoapMir, WlMtoo-Balota. North CaroUMiCAMEL THE SLOWER-BURNINGCIGARETTE —JiBl-l-u-b-b☆ ☆ ☆The Story of a RebelFreshman and HisInglorious' EndNormally Paul Raymcr, Western Reserveuniversity freshman, is a peace lovine,law abiding citizen. He never pulls littlegirls' hair ribbons. But the list of "dont's"which confronted him when he enteredcollege finally broke his spirit of fairplay so he set about to break as many ofthe rules as possible. He talked to girlsand walked on the campus grass. Hesmoked, wore hit high school sweaterand dared to walk in the front entrance ofbuildings. Finally, he didn't show theproper respect to upperclassmen. Fromthis point the story gets damp. Follow itin the series of pictures at the right.New Type ol Air Reid• • • •i*** « "cold «ir raid", struck Walton Hall,fid’s dorwitory at Wayncsburg college when an an¬tiquated furnace suddenly broke down in the middleof a cold wave. Akkou^ most of tke co-e^ foundskeher in private komes, six Eskimo-minded girls de¬cided to carry on. crowded into one bed and piledtke covers on tkkk. Coll<s.«tc Digest Photo by ClHimcyLooks Easy!Victor Townsend (33), ofOregon, breaks tkrougk tkeLong Island university de¬fense to score a basket, as tkeNew York team trounced tkewesterners (w a 43 to 31score. Oscar Sckectman (24)and Simon Lobello (26) ofL. I. U., watek tke play butcan do nothing to stop it.Beck from FrontIVof. (jeorge Bally of Vanderbilt uni¬versity went to Paris on sabbaticalleave. Being a Frenckman, ke wasmobilixed into tke Frenck army, witkwkick ke served as an artillery officer.Now ke's back in tkis country — andglad of it. Ac»«ColU«« ^batwith a body-chilling duckingwhere he pays the supreme penalty for his "crimes•cy watermmm'■--rvIRobert Creech D«y, Colgate university freshman, learned this fallthat Thomas Paine, soldier-author of the Revolution, had causedElisha Payne, Day's great-ereat-great grandfather and a Colgatefounder, to change the spelling of his family name. "Much adoabout nothing", was Day's comment after reading "Age of Rea¬son", the book which caused Tom Paine to be hailed as "a limbof the evil one" and led Elisha Payne to spell his name with a"y" to dispell rumors he was a relative of the author.A Pinwh««l of Arms and La^i... was formed as members of the University of Illinois basketball team closed arourThompson, of Manhattan college during a spirited game in Madison Square gardvisiting lllini trounced Manhattan, 56-40.Winners oi **TMOC* and **TWOCStudents of Northwestern university have coined two new words — "TMOC"and "TWOC" — meaning respectively "typical man on campus" and "typicalwoman on campus". And what is more, they have just elected by a general votea man and a woman student to wear the titles during this college year.Winner of "TMOC" is smiling Don Clawson, star fullback on the footballteam. "TWCX" is pretty Jean Wiltberger, a senior and member of many campus committees. PreviewAt the University of NotreDame* the Rev. John M.Ryan, C. S. C.. has organ¬ized a Draftee Hikers' clubso that his boys will be ingood condition for theiryear of military service. Qile6icie0i6estMl NATIONAL AOVEtTISERVICE INC4t0POET. If «ll the «ll-conf«rciic€ Uclcies who have hadpoetry published were Uid end to end, they'd undoubtedlyreech out 5^1Mec hes hid two poems published in theSouth Dihoti poetry mesezine, "Pssque Petsls".playing of the New Yeer's day bowl classics writes Unis to the footballitison, and packinf away of the moleskins writes finis to the interestins partof the year for most mdders. But not so for dexterous. multi<apacitiedCliariei Stanley "Mac* McCormick, Au^ustana collese, Sioux Falls, S. D.,wflior. POLITICIAN. Mac's Scotch-lrishdescent could have placed him be*hind the political eisht ball at thepredominantly Norwegian institu¬tion had it not been for his popu¬larity. His campaign managers capi-talized on his flatfootedness,shouted "Rock Along with Rock-erfoot", and students Hocked to thepolls, electing him student bodypresident. He's shown in that ca¬pacity crowning the Viking queen.PEDAGOGUE. High scholastic achievement has won for Mac a math teaching assistaniship. At theclose of his sophomore year, Mac was one of four honor students who topped the class.PROMOTER. Ordinar¬ily Dan Cupid handlesthe bow when boymeets aid. EnterprisingMac, however, eventakes care of that him¬self. " Amours toujours"is all right with him andhe's no stranger to thenumerous fair Nordicmaidens the Augustanacampus boasts."7—PLUGGER. In six yearsof football, two atWashington high, SiouxFalls, and four at Au¬gustana, Mac's teamshave played fifty games,WINNING 42—LOS¬ING 8. All-conferenceat tackle last year, Macthis season was a flat-footed, signal calling,blocking quarterbackthat captained his teamthrough a hard schedule.>W.j yt«i» »*o • Univtnity of Unu t,p„,th« R«ld of pliytical cduc«tion conceived the notion that It ml9^t ^ POuibU to develop a ,ort ofphysical I.U. test. And the upshot w»< tk .Lky, cl«r.,i.io«d p, D. K. B,rc. 1.^;Mfies of 20 tests to chech just what control youhave over your ovrn body. Besinning in the ao-f^e-pie-easy class^the tests work up to propcrtioITsMP to some.wMscttljafstfcngth,^ sofne ofP«tio of theiiniversityColuaibi« PkotoSj Vviara. ui« worn upiothat would stump Superman. It all addsthing hard to do unless you rate high in icoordination, agility, timing, balance andHere's a class of co-eds. running throughthe tesb in the big, UndicapedWomen's gymnasium of the Texasthese are two ol the easier tesb. At the left, AnnSebring is executing the '‘Russian Dance", Shestarb from a squatting position, then springs up,flinging both arms and legs out, lighting on herheels and returning to the origiiial position threesuccessive times. Above pretty Texana Mills findsit a little hard to perform the push-upi In this exer-cise the back and thighs must be straight and onlythe chest may touch the ground.H« Can Hava ThemRalph Kearin, Los Angeles City college student, long ago passedthe goldfish-eating stage. Here he's indulging in an app^xingof parched masshoppers, and it's no gag either. Rearin hasactually Indulged in hb unusual hobby as an experimental taster Braain PracadanI hf Bacenninf PratidantIn her aMhuMOie y«nr> Edna Aanii af^einplt Iniversity ihinirid all precedent by being the first gidever to be iindnd presKte of a c^a jb At hbtory of At school. Now in her junior year, she did itagain and be^ head of Ae junibr dais. Min Shanis b shown here picking the lucky number whichwill win the dsn picture. ^ , : . . Oism «*o*o t-v