the DcdUj TJtoAootLVol. 41, No. 22 Z-149 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1940 Price Three CentsDemocrats Hold Old-Time Political-RallySmith, Douglas, Johnson,Adorns, McKeough SpeakTonight.Roosevelt backers will take thestump tonight in International Housefor an oldtime political meeting underthe auspices of Youth For Democracy.The rally will be chairmaned by JoeMolkup, organization head, and willfeature T. V. Smith, Paul Douglas,Homer Mat Adams, Raymond Mc¬Keough and T. Walter Johnson asspeakers.Douglas will have as his chief chorea brief introductory speech for Ray¬mond McKeough who is running forre-election as United States Congress¬man of the Second Illinois district.McKeough, a consistent New Deal, backer, hit the headlines when he wasone of the 23 who opposed the grant¬ing of money to Martin Dies to in¬vestigate un-American activities.Homer Adams Takes StumpHomer Mat Adams is national pres¬ident of the Young Democratic Club.He too will barnstorm InternationalHouse for Roosevelt. Adams is an¬other candidate in the election. He isrunning for State Treasurer.And T. V. Smith, still an ignorantman and a philosopher, will whip infrom Washington to catcall in his ownand Roosevelt’s behalf. Smith is alsoup for re-election to Congress. Smith’s“ignorance” comes from being bomand bred on a Texas ranch.In his capacity as a philosopher.Smith is one of the most popular Uni¬versity Roundtable speakers and lec¬tures intermittently in the philosophy<iepartment.T. Walter Johnson, instructor inhistory, is one of the youngest of thespeakers and one of the most popular“Young Men in a Hurry” in his de¬partment.The rally, replete with sound truck,banners, flags, whistles and hisses be¬gins at 8. Homer Mat Adams. .stumps for F.D.R.Thomas,KruegerBlast New Deal,RepublicansOrganize New ClubFor Jewish WomenA new club for Jewish girls hasbeen organized on campus with thename Tau Sigma Upsilon. Officers ofthe organization are all sophomores:Elaine Osherman, Pre.U'^ent; ElaineI.ewitz, Vice-president; Hetty Levin,Secretary; Betty Newman, corres¬ponding secretary; Lois Newman andSocial Chairman, Janet Moss.The club is not a member of theInter-club Council but has to abide bythe regulations of this body. Meet¬ings will be held on the first andthird Mondays of every month in Ida Krueger, charged thatBlasting away at the New Dealand the Republican party and point¬ing out that the only way to preserveany semblance of Democracy was byvoting for the Socialist ticket in thecoming election, Norman Thomas,candidate for president, and MaynardKrueger, candidate for vice-presidenton the Socialist ticket, presented theirviews before a large audience yester¬day in Mandel.Krueger stated that our economyis being militarized, not for the pur¬pose of going to war, but for an an¬swer to economic dislocation. “Sinceboth parties agree with this method,the Democratic party ami the Repub¬lican party are becoming so much a-like that the Socialist party is the onlyone which can jireserve the two-partysystem in this country,” added theassistant professor of Economics atthe University.Big Parties Dodge IssuesThe word unemployment, accordingto Krueger, has never been broughtout by the Republicans or Democratsduring the present campaign. Theproblem is being covered up by thesupposedly more important task ofnoticing how fast our country devel¬ops its war equipment.Norman Thomas, who spoke afterthere were Charlie BarnettPlays for IF BallCharlie Barnett has been bookedto play at the Inter-FraternityBall, the committee announced lastnight immediately after they signedBarnett for the dance. The GrandBall room of the Hotel Sherman,second largest in the city, will bethe scene of this annual affair.Election clouds or no, the com¬mittee and the University arefollowing President Roosevelt’sThanksgiving day which makes theBall fall on November 20.The Sherman ballroom is ap¬proximately double the size of theroom at the Drake where the BallWas held last year. No Need For Women'sDefense Corps—FilbeyEmery T. FilbeyU. ofC. AlumniFeatured InHomecomingNoyes. (Continued on page there)^Facifism Is Not A SolutionTo Force’’—Norman Angell In the light of the impending Home¬coming celebration and the fanfareover the Fiftieth Anniversary, thepart of the Alumni in the success ofthese two important University func¬tions moves into a position of emi¬nence.Aside from the program laid outfor them by the Homecoming Commit¬tee, the alumni have recently receivedmore attention from the downtownpapers over football abolition. JohnChapman, one time secretary of theAlumni Club was accused by LloydLewis of the Daily News as repre¬senting the typical football alumniwho are sulking in their tents whilethe University endeavors to get an¬niversary contributions from them.Not SulkingChapman’s rebuttal, which ap¬peared yesterday in print, stated thatamong other things he for one wasnot sulking in his tent and actuallyheld an executive position on the Fundfor the Fiftieth Anniversary Board.As far as the Homecoming prepara¬tions for the Alumni go. Dale Tillery,chairman of the Student Social Com¬mittee, announces that in addition toseeing the “Deceitful Dean”, they willattend fraternity luncheons with theirundergraduate brothers November 9to discuss problems of the Greek as¬sociations.Conduct ToursEarly in the same afternoon stu¬dent guides will conduct the gradu¬ates around campus on inspectiontours of 14 exhibits including dis¬plays on medieval art, rare editionsof the Bible, microphotography, can¬cer research, skin grafting. Sulfanila¬mide, and the eight million volt cy¬clotron, the University’s largest atomsmasher in action.At 3:45 three experts will addressthe one-session Alumni School in Man-dell Hall on “America in the War.”This gathering is a short version ofthe popular Alumni School held an¬nually each spring.Non-violence is not the answer toaggression, said Sir Norman Angell,Nobel Peace Prize recipient in 1933,to a group of Divinity School studentsTuesday night.Pure pacifism, said Sir Norman,would be successful if every one prac¬ticed it. But as things are now, anevil minority who would not hesitateto use force, would seize control ofthe state or world.Fear is Not Cause of AggressionSome writers, said Sir Norman,claim that aggression is caused byfear. But he pointed out, those whopersecute the Jews do not fear them.He also stated that Italy did not fear 'the Ethiopians when it attacked themin 1935.England, he said, is told by some toniake peace now. Peace now wouldmean turning the country over to Os- jWald Moseley to rule. It means theyounger generations of Britons wouldbe brought up to hate and kill ac¬cording to the gangster methods ofthe P’ascists. If the answer is “don’tsurrender,” then resistance is neces¬sary and non-violence is out of thequestion.Nations Fight for SecurityWhy do natjions fight? Sir Norman says always for security, for defenseof vital interests. But each nationfeels secure only at the price of itsneighbors security. The victor imposesunjust terms on the vanquished; assoon as strength can be gathered, thelosers try to reverse the decision.Endless wars and chaos result.Force, says Sir Norman, must beused to prevent violence by the evilminority. If the peace loving coun¬tries had resorted to force, or realthreats of force when Japan went toManchuria; or Italy into Abyssinia,the aggressive forces of today wouldnot have developed.Negotiation Requires Third PartyDisputing nations must submit toreason imposed by a third party, justas litigants within a state submit to(Continued on page four)COMPREHENSIVEREGISTRATIONRegistration closes November 1for comprehensive examinations tobe given in December. Studentsshould register at once in Cobb100. Non-PartisanLeague WantsPoll Watchers .study not fight.Pu To DebateComing ElectionBill Hankla, Prime Minister ofPolitical Union, will deliver his speechon the “State of the Nation” to thatgroup at their meeting at 3:30 in LawNorth this afternoon. At the sametime Hankla will reveal the cabinetfor the coming year.Another feature of the meeting willbe a report on the results of thePresidential poll conducted by theUnion yesterday. The results of thispoll will be used to reapportion thenumber of party members. At thepresent, the liberals are in a majoritywith 43 seats, the conservatives followwith 22 seats and the radicals split10 seats between them.A discussion of the presidentialcandidates will also take place withthe liberals supporting Roosevelt andthe Conservatives Willkie. Serve Nation Best by Study¬ing Democracy.By MARK FISHEREmery T. Filbey, vice-president ofthe University and head of the De¬fense Council, yesterday expressed theopinion that at the present, womenstudents could best serve the nation’sdefense program by devoting them-! selves to continuing their education.This statement was made to a Ma¬roon reporter who was investigatingthe University’s opinion of specialtraining classes for women studentsin the techniques of home defense.Could Better Study DemocracyFilbey went on to say that unlessthe government should see fit to con¬duct such classes, the youth of thiscountry could better devote their timeto studying the fundamentals of de¬mocracy. “We will be much betterable to defend ourselves when we havea clear concept of what we are de¬fending,” he said. The University isactively supporting such a campaignwith a series of lectures by CharlesMerriam and others on the subject of“Democracy.”“When we have made the Americanbody politic as enthusiastic about De¬mocracy as the Germans are aboutNazism we will have gone a longway toward promoting defense,” con¬tinued Filbey.Need Smaller but Trained ForceThe final reason the vice-presidentgave for not approving of defenseclasses was that in these days mech¬anized warfare the emphasis is noton a citizenry that can “grab its squir¬rel rifle and go off to war” but onthe possession of a relatively smallbut well trained and equipped armedforce.Filbey concluded by saying thatthere was a lot more to home defensethan shooting a rifle and asked theUniversity students to consider thelarger, more basic ways in which theycould aid in national defense.Professor Gosnell AnalysesPolls In Presidential RaceStudents wishing to act as pollwatchers in the presidential electionshould call at the Field Building thisafternoon at 7 and 5 to leave theirnames, addresses and phone numberswith the Non-Partisan Civic League.The Non-Partisan League repre¬sents a collection of political leadersdrafted from the various parties en¬tered in the race. Their headquartersare located in room 348 in the FieldBuilding, 135 South La Salle.Train WatchersA program designed to familiarizethe accepted petitioners with the pos¬sible methods of fraud has been ar¬ranged. Demonstrations of the moreobvious manual methods and motionpictures of the refined blank ballotwrite-in scheme will be given.Alpha Pi Omega, local scoutingfraternity, has volunteered the serv¬ices of every member in the organiza¬tion for November 8.(Continued on page four) By DAN WINOGRADH. F. Gosnell, associate professor inpolitical science, predicts the closestelection since 1916. Both the Repub¬licans and Democrats, he says, couldmake out respectable cases for vic¬tory on the basis of the national pollsnow being taken.Roosevelt Needs 52% to WinRight now Roosevelt has about 64%of the popular vote in the GallupPoll. He needs at least 62% to win.Willkie needs only 49%. Willkie hasbeen gaining. On the basis of votesin the Congressional elections of 1938,the Republicans only need to hold thestates they won in that year and addIllinois and New York. Polls indi¬cate that they are gaining in thosestates. But, Gosnell points out, stateslike Massachusetts, Michigan, Minne¬sota, and several others which wentRepublican in 1938 are now givingRoosevelt the lead in popular votes.It is possible that Roosevelt will runahead of his ticket.Gosnell uses a modified form of theBean method of analysis. Bean takesthe Maine results to figure nationaltotals and uses the Fortune poll to getstate trends. He uses a graphic meth¬ od of presentation, while Gosnell usesa statistical form.Campaign Issues Cost VotesCampaign incidents, unimportantitems, have cost FDR a number ofvotes, Gosnell feels.If the Democrats have a 54% ma¬jority of the popular vote, Gosnellsays, they should carry New Yorkand Illinois, but the same polls whichshow that majority, put Willkie aheadin those two key states. There are somany “if” factors involved, that the 'only thing that looks certain is that itwill be a tight race.Announce ArtShows ScheduleReynolds Club PutsOn Bridge TourneyAll students who are interested inentering the Reynolds Club bridgetournament November 12, 13, and 14,should register at the Reynolds clubin teams of four before the deadlinenext Friday. The bridge tournamentis open to all students including Uni¬versity women. An entrance charge of25c will be made. This is the firstReynolds Club bridge tournament ofthe year. The Art Department and the Ren-aisssance Society have announced theschedule of art exhibits in GoodspeedHall for this year. In addition to thecollection of Chinese paintings byHsu Ku and Jen Po-Nien which theRenaissance Society will show untilNovember 8, the following exhibitsare expected: November 15 to Novem¬ber 29, exhibition of woven textilesproduced by the Federal Arts Project,Milwaukee; December 3 to December18, exhibition of colored prints withemphasis on the technical processwhich is arranged by the Federal ArtProject, Chicago.Works of Jean VigoreauFrom January 2 to January 20, thepaintings and drawings of Jean Vig¬oreau, a young French painter nowliving in California will be shown.The Big Ten exhibit of student artwork will come off between February12 and February 28. Between March1 and March 24 the paintings of Mr.Harold Schade will be shown.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31. 1940Ttw VoUUi 7)h/ioofifounded in 1901 Today on Quadrangles Today on theQuadrangles Discussion Group, “Teachings ofJesus”, Court Rylaarsdam, Y Room atIda Noyes, 7:30.Labor Problems Meeting, ChanelBasement, 4:30.The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of the Uni-••ersity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday. Sunday,and Monday during the Autumn, Winter, and Spring Qufrvo™ byThe Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue. Telephones:Hyde Park 9221 and 9222. , oi.- # o •After 6:30 phone in stories to our printers. The Chief PrintingCompany. 148 West 62nd street. Telephones: Wentworth 6123The University of Chicago assumes ao responsibility for anyjtatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any contractentered into by The Daily Maroon. ..The Daily Maroon expressly reserves the rights of publication olany material appearing in this paper. Subscription rates: $3 a year;$4 by mail. Single copies: three cents. „Kntered as second class matter March 18, 1908, ^at the post officeat Chicago. Illinois, under the act of Blarch 3, 1879.MemberC^ssocidGd Cblle6icitG PressDistributor ofGolle6iate DibeslBOARD OF CONTROLEditorialWILLIAM HANKLA PEARL C. RUBINSERNEST S. LEISER JOHN P. STEVENS. ChairmanBusinessJOHN E. BEX, Business ManagerWILLIAM LOVELL, Advertising ManagerEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESJames Burtle, Mark Fisher, Cheater Hand, Richard Himmel, DanielMeclay, Richard Philbriek, Robert D. F. Reynolds, and DanielWinograd.BUSINESS ASSOCIATESRobert Dean, George Flanagan, Lyle Harper, and Myles Jarrow.Night Editors: Dan Mezlay and Phil RiefFIntercollegiate "Six-Man"The Maroon quite sincerely believes thatby inaugurating a program of intercollegiatesix-man football, the University can set a mer¬itorious example which will be followed shortlyby other important schools.Because of this our sports staff is circulat¬ing petitions among students requesting such aprogram. President Hutchins and Athletic Di¬rector Metcalf have both indicated that wheth¬er one will be initiated depends on student in¬terest. Petitions are an effective way of show'-ing interest. We would appreciate it, therefore,if you w’ould sign one.If a reporter does not ask you to do so, therewill be extra signature blanks in the Maroonoffice. Come in and discuss the idea with us.Little Men, Why So Hot?Like Vice-President Filbey, the Daily Ma¬roon feels that there is no necessity at presentfor a program of special training in defenseamong University women.We are quite convinced that attack is notso imminent that women need learn how toshoot guns, work in factories at men’s jobs, ordrive ambulances.Consider the FactsIn the first place, this is not England. Es¬pecially with conscription, there will be an ade¬quate armed force in the United States withouta female Home Guard. In the second place, ourprogram of national defense has been especiallyplanned so that there would be no necessityfor taking men out of our vital industries, andreplacing them with women. In the third place,we have not such a dearth of manpower thatwomen are needed as ambulance drivers. Theyare less qualified for the task than men, be¬cause they lack the physical strength andstamina that the work demands.The only important way in which womenneed to be brought into defense work now is asnurses. Such training is offered already in theUniversity. Any woman who will devote thetime is welcomed with open arms in Billingsfor training in volunteer nursing.Become Volunteer NursesIf any group chooses to give honest aid to aprogram of national defense, we would suggestthat they inaugurate a campaign for increas¬ing interest among University women in thework of the Midway’s hospitals. By taking suchaction, they would be aiding those immediatelysuffering, as well as doing constructive workfor defense.But the government feels the need of wom¬en in defense projects so little that it has noteven asked for their services, it is safe to saythat any private defense plans are simply su¬perfluous. By DICK HIMMELEmily Post Goes to CollegeRandall B. Hamrick has written a bookAt this book a look I took (Gee tink of de poetry of it)The look I took informed meEven in colleKe essentiallyEtiquette is vitally necessaryIf you would be a social accessoryThe first quality to indulge in is the cheerful “hello”on campus, thus making Joe Molkup’s friendly maulinga social impropriety .... “A boy should always walkon the outside of a girl and even if there are many girlshe should still walk on the outside,” the book says.Chuck Percy is therefore strictly correct. This also ac¬counts for Percy’s experience with the botany pond atthe hands of the Mortar Boards. The real story is thatPercy started jvalking on campus with two MB’s andtwo by two the entire club joined in the campus jaunt.Percy, always the gentlemen, kept walking on the out¬side until he was simply forced into the botany pond.This is gospel. He received the Emily Jane Schmeltzerprize for the most gentlemanly deed of the week ....“A girl,” the book points out, “should always precede ina revolving door.” After all, as the book does not pointout, there is the glass for protection .... “A boyshould remove all foreign objects from his mouth whiletalking to a girl.” This is why you so often see DaveSiebert chatting blithely with a girl, his teeth in hishand .... “A gentlemen should always remove his hatwhen returning a lost article to a lady.” What if shelost it at the Astor? ....Here are the rules for introductions,“M i 8 s Fair Sex, may I present Mr. Tall-and-Strong?”“Miss Growing-old-gracefully, may I present MissYounglovely ?”“Mrs. Wedded in bliss may I present Miss LookingAround.”“Mr. Octogenerian may I present Miss Teen-age?”This author as you see is a very clever fellow , . . .Although you may see Milt W'eiss on the dance fioor andbreath rapturously, “Ain’t he got the physique,though?,” it is not so! His physique is nothing but lip-stickcasecompactscigarscigaretteschewinggumcigarette-casesandextrapairof stockingsdatebooks box of cigars mas¬cara toothpicks extrafraternitypins mirrorsfulllengthmir-rors all stuck into his pocket thus giving him thatJack Armstrong build ....‘When you are in-roduced to a girlv'ith no partner/ou are expectedo ask her tolance” Especiallyf you’re in a mov-e. It gets so dulln movies‘Do not remove.. .not formal parties. your coat whiledancing.” But your shoes! Follow Bill Macey’s example.He just takes them off. In fact he may strip to hislittle striped undies, but always, always, he wears acoat “A man assumes the responsibility for ev¬ery accident upon the dance floor.” Now who’s going topull down your girdle, little girl? . . . “Never slouch onthe dance floor.” This rules out Bill Hochman who at onetime was seen dancing so cheek to cheek that his stom¬ach swept the Ida Noyes floors .... “Teas and recep¬tions are very familiar.” Well, don’t you just know it.Did you ever hear about Evon Vogt at the Chapel Un¬ion tea. Well, he and Constance Bennett who at thattime was not going with Chuck Percy but with PauletteGoddard. Oh, you heard about Evon Vogt and the punchbowl!Dormitory TechniqueLesson No. 1 “It alwaysproves embarras-to find sever-11 affect! onate: o u p 1 e 8 drapedthe entran-!e8 of dormitoryThe leastchn do is toay good -night)leasantly.” Well,ome like it sweet,iome hotLearn DemocracyBy educating themselves to the real mean¬ing of democracy, and by studying diligentlyenough so that America will have intelligentcitizens in the future, women as well as menwill be rendering an invaluable long run serv¬ice to democracy. For only through such studycan students learn what they are going to de¬fend . . .Good Stunt,We are quite convinced of the truth of Fil-bey’s argument. Therefore we can only regardthe attempt to form a University of ChicagoWomen’s Defense Group as silly and unneces¬sary, It was an excellent publicity stunt forthose who sponsored it. We cannot feel that itis of any deeper significance.E. S. L. Traveling Etiquette.... “A college woman traveling alone does not enter ahotel to stay overnight without carrying at least a smallbag.” You know, girls, for you thisa-and-your-thata . . .“Keep your personal articles in your own room.” Yes,what about those cold cream jars the Alpha Delts growplants in? “When going on a week-end pack withyour other necessities a lot of stamina and a spirit.”W^hy not just take an Esoteric. It’s easier, that is if youcan get one “Indicate your gue.st’s towel rackand towels, his cloSet facilities, drinking glass, anddrawer space. Also mention the laundry and pressing fa¬cilities available.” You might try gargling for yourguest if you get around to it “Indicate your ownsleeping arrangements.’ .... Voila 67! or don’t youknow that joke .... “For a gentleman the key to hishostess’ heart is flowers, candy, or a gift for the baby.”You might also bring her a baby. She’s probably justfresh out of them! Worship Service, Joseph BondChapel, 11:55.Psychology Club, “Human GeneDistributions”, Herluf H. Strandskov,Psychology Building, 4:15.Bacteriology and Parasitology Club,“Staphylococcus Food Poisoning,” El¬len Davison, Ricketts North, 4:30.Public Lecture (Chicago Branch ofthe American Association of ScientificWorkers and the Midwest Associa¬tion of Sigma Xi): “The Influence ofInvention of Warfare”, ProfessorQuincy Wright, Mandel Hall.A.S.U., “We Take Our Stand”, Bertitt. Roscnwald 2, 4:30.Youth for Democracy, “Democracyand the New Deal”, T. V. Smith, Ray¬mond McKeough, Homer Mat Adams,Paul H. Douglas, International House,8.A?pha Phi Omega (scouting club)meeting, Reynolds Club, Room D, 3rdfloor, 12:30.American Problems Council, “MoreJobs Under National Defense?”,Manuel L. Goldy, Classics 16, 3:30.Dunking Serenade, Hillel Founda¬tion, Ida Noyes Theater, 3:30-5:30.Contemporary Religious ThoughtGroup, Howard Schomer, Victor Law-son Room at the Seminary, 4:30.TDMDHHDW’SMUSIC TODAY”GRIFF WILLIAMSand His Orchestra★Special Courtesy Cards availableat the Daily Maroon offices.★CONTINENTAL ROOMTHE STEVENSSTUDENTSYou save 20% to 40% dis¬count on all laundry broughtin and called for.CASH and CARRYMETROPOLELAUNDRY1219-1221 East 55th St.Between Woodiwn and Kimbark Ave.—Open 7 A. M. to 8 P. MGREGGSECRETARIAL TRAININGAdequately prepares young menand women for the ^tter typestenographic, secretarial and ac¬counting positions.ENROLL NOW!DAY AND EVENING SESSIONSCall, writa or talaphona Stata INIfor luilatinFREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAUGREGG CollegeHome ef GresK ShorthandN. MICHIGAN AVE.. CHICAGODon't spend it foolishly.Give it wiselySupport the S.F.A.CTo the University goes the spoils.THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1940 Page ThreeAs I WasSaying—By BOB LAWSONRecently the Maroon through thisand the editorial column advocatedthe formation of a six-man footballleague composed of Chicago, ArmourTech. Loyola, and DePaul. PresidentHutchins and Athletic Director NelsonMetcalf were approached on the sub¬ject. They both threw the problem inthe laps of the student body. If thestudents want it, the athletic depart¬ment will try to organize such aleague.The Maroon, therefore, is going tocirculate petitions among the studentsasking for the formation of thisgroup. If enough signatures can beobtained, it is a great possibility thatChicago will again play intercollegiatefootball although not of the standardbrand.People ScoffedMost people scoffed when it was an¬nounced that the University was or¬ganizing six-man teams to replace in¬tercollegiate football. It was called a“sissy” game and was generally ridi¬culed. After seeing one of the games,however, these people usually changedtheir minds.To the casual fan the midget gameis much more interesting. To apprec¬iate a game of eleven-man football re¬quires quite a bit of knowledge of thegame. Those who merely watch theball-carrier miss most of the game.In six-man football the action is morewide-open and easier to follow. Thework of each individual on the fieldis obvious to even the most uninitiat¬ed. If a play fails, it is much easierfor the fan to see the reason it did.A Few DifficultiesThere are a few difficulties entailedin the formation of the league, how¬ever. The trustees must rescind theirorder abolishing intercollegiate foot¬ball. This should be fairly easy to dobecause the rea.sons for dropping foot¬ball arc not valid when applied to six-man game. 'The main catch is the eligibilitycode of the Western Conference. Chi- ieago is still a member and must abide :by this code. Competition among these jfour .schools will probably have to be 'carried on by undergraduates exclud- |ing freshmen. This, however, would be jup to the representatives of the'schools. The problem of academic ,standards for eligibility, too, would ihave to be ironed out. i.Members of the Maroon staff will 'begin distributing these petitions jshortly. Anyone who believes that the iUniversity should participate in such 1a league should sign. We believe very Imuch that Chicago should, and the !sports staff offers its services to theathletic department if it can be of any jas.sistance in fostering this plan. , High Scores FeatureLM Touchball GamesAlpha Delts, Phi Gams Con¬tinue to Steam Roll overOpponents.striking through the air a flashyAlpha Delta Phi team trounced D. U.,31-6. Ottomeyer started the scoringby intercepting a D. U. aerial andwhipping the ball to Bill Oostenbrugin the end-zone. Shortly afterward helined a long sleeper pass to Smithwho raced unmolested to touchdownnumber two, and followed up byworking practically the same playfor the extra point.D. U. came back to push over atouchdown on a Boyes-Gwinn aerial,but Alpha Delt took twenty secondsto make its next tally. Dean goingover on a pass from Smith. The lat¬ter wound up the point-getting bysnaring Stierer’s long throw in theend-zone. Jack Randa played a top-notch defensive game for D. U.Phi Sigs WinPhi Sigma Delta cut down Phi DeltB, 14-0 in the opener. Levy intercep¬ted a Phi Delt pass on the first playfrom scrimmage, romping over thegoal with the points that were enoughto win. After a safety had put PhiSig ahead, 8-0, Jack Glabman con¬cluded the scoring by snagging a longpass and dashing to a touchdown.Chester Hand and Warren Wilner turned in good performances for thelosers.Psi Upsilon “B” thrashed ZetaBeta Tau, 12-0, in a hard-fought con¬test. Senn’s bullet pass to Gibler ac¬counted for the winners’ first touch¬down, but Zeta Bete made a real fightof it all the way, relinquishing theother score, an over-the-goal pass toReynolds, with only five seconds togo.Lawson StarsWith ace-passer Andy Lawson lead¬ing the way, Chi Psi shut out AlphaDelt C in an 18-0 whirl. Breckenridgepicked off an Alpha Delt pass runningtwenty yards for the first touchdown.Shortly after the half, Lawson lineda perfect aerial to Gillison for anoth¬er six points and wound up the scor¬ing by pitching a beauty to Emmons.A marvelous Phi Gam attack bur¬ied Sigma Chi, 48-0, with Jack Rider,Art Lopatka, and Armand Donian run¬ning wild. A strong offense such asthe Phi Gams have developed tendsto draw attention from their superbdefense. While rolling up more than200 points in four games. Phi Gamhas held each opponent scoreless.In another one-sided battle. Phi Psiexploded at Kappa Sig, winning 44-0.With a smooth, powei-ful attack andan efficient defensive game, indicatedby the four talliies on interceptedpasses today, Phi Psi looms as astrong contender for the coveted title. Stampf Only CagerSure of PositionAs the varsity Maroon basketball-ers go into their foufth week ofworkouts it becomes increasingly ap¬parent that Coach Nels Norgren willbuild this season's five around JoeStampf and four Yehudis, for, as yet,the positions are wide open. In answerto a query as to what impressionsof his 18 aspirants to regular berthshe has got thus far, Norgren replied,“It’s a bit early to pick the creamfrom the curdle, but I can see rightnow that this years ‘offense will berevolved around speed and snappyball-handling rather than height.”Stampf, the only returning starterfrom last winter’s hard-luck quintet,has not attended practice with anysemblance of regularity, but is beingfitted for new glasses, and will moveinto his unchallenged spot as theteam’s star as soon as the newly ad¬justed lens are forthcoming. Touchball Games3:00 Beta vs. Phi Psi “B”Psi U. vs. DU “B”4:00 Phi Kap vs. Alpha Delt “B'Phi Delt vs. Phi Psi “C”Pi Lam vs. Deke “B”ClassifiedThe Big BoysYesterday’s 11-man footballgame with Morgan Park JuniorCollege was cancelled at their re¬quest.The squad will meet the Ameri¬can College of Physical Educationin a return match tomorrow. Theprevious contest, held on October11 was won by the American Col¬lege by a 12-6 score. SUBLEASE DeLUXE APT.—Bcaat. furn.srand piano; 6^ rms., 2 baths, ultra¬modern kitchen. Dec. 1-Apr. 80. 6131Greenwood Ave. $135 per mo. Dor. 9681.Make your hair your“crowning gtory"...withGLO-RN2^ the pro¬fessional hair tint rinse.Cleans/ softens and highlights hair,imparts lovely naturaMookingcolorl After your next shampoO/ask your beauty operator for «GLO-RNZIWrit* ToJty for Purt*‘tlx* Bookht,"How To H*r* Loftly H*lr"<iLO”AH2» DEPT.M1414 Court Phi* D*n**r, ColortJoGLO-RNZ SERVICE IS AVAILABLEIN BEAUTY SHOPS EVERYWHERE I;GET A CiORHZ.-.BE A NEW YOU!Frances Farwell WinsRifle TournamentTop spot in the recent women’s rifletourney, sponsored by the Rifle Club,went to Frances Farwell with scoresof 100 and 98, Second and third placesin the ten-shot, prone position com-J'etition were taken by Jean Riha with97-96 and Betty Fanning with 90-82.Highest possible total was 100.Next event on the club docket is a.Medical Students’ tournament whichwill be held this and next week. Var¬sity dual meets open Nov. 9 against8t. John’s in a match by mail. Onlyletterman returning from the ’39-’40squad is Joseph Hackett.Kruegt'er—(Continued from page one) UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGODREWRYS FearTHESE ARE THE SIMPLE RULES:OTonr iHtlHv mutt notb« more Umui SO wovdsIn l«ngtli«OTonr letter mey 1*0wrlHen about EITHERDRE WRTS ALB or DREWRT8BEER or BOTH.OTonr Name and Uni¬versity address mustbe PRIIVTED plainly at thetop of the letter. OTon may submit asmany letters as youwish bat only one cashaward will be made to anyone individual..OBddross yonr lettersto Drewrys Limited,U.8.JI., South Bend, Indiana.OJUl letters must be re¬ceived by midnightDecember first.not ten responsible people in Washing¬ton who ever believed that the dangerof an invasion necessitated the devel¬opment of the present conscriptarmy.” He added that we are freefrom attack and that a recent state-ment from Col. Frederick Palmer,note<l army authority, substantiatedthis.How to Keep Out"The way to keep America out of"ar,” said the presidential candidate,and the way to the production ofabundance, to the preservation of civilliberties, and to democratic socialism,is to vote for the Socialist ticket inthe coming election.”Both candidates spiced their talkswith satire. Said Krueger, “Ambassa¬dor Bullit claims that the AtlanticOcean is getting smaller. Actually, itis getting twice as large, because theboats have to reroute their courses tododge torpedoes.” Another of Krueg-or's jibs went as follows: “FranklinWorks on one side of the street andEleanor works on the other.” t If.•OVTM ••««».•••*• It's going to be fun writing a letter about DREWRYS — andyou may be one of the 20 students from your University whowill win one of the $5 cosh prizes. So sit down->and writeyour letter telling "Why I like DREWRYS best”!We could tell you a dozen-ond-one reasons why DREWRYSALE and DREWRYS BEER ore BIG favorites with Universitystudents everywhere — but we'd rather hove you discoverthe reasons for yourselL Your first taste of either one ofthem — or both of them — will moke DREWRYS ALE andDREWRYS BEER your favorites, and you'll be able to writea mighty enthusiastic letter "Why I like DREWRYS best."So try them tonight! DREWRYS ALE and DREWRYS BEERcost the some os ordinary ales and beerslDBEWRTS UNITED, V.». S., SOUTH BEND, IND.iTTTOALE AND BEERTHE DAILY MAROOR THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1940Page FourPi LambdaPhiBy ALLAN DREYFUSSTolerance was its father and fel¬lowship the mother. With such par¬ents as these, Pi Lambda Phi since itsfounding at Yale in 1895, has, throughits organization, emphasized the innerprinciples of brotherhood without re¬gard for race, creed, or color. As oneof the very few non-sectarian nationalfraternities, it h a s won substantialsupport from liberals who believe thatits tenants are the only logically justforms around which such a group canbe built.The local chapter, Omicron, whichwas founded in 1919 at the Universityby faculty members Ralph Waldo Ger¬ard and Louis Leiter, has come to berecognized as a Jewish house by vir¬tue of its present membership, al¬though its chapter includes the iden¬tical non-sectarian clause which thenational by-laws contain.20 ActivesWith 20 actives headed by prom¬inent Seniors Rollie Richman, JulianLowenstein, Bill Hochman and AaronManders, Pi Lam has compiled an en¬viable record in both scholastic andextra-curricular activity. House pres¬ident Richman, at present, is businessmanager of Pulse, a member of theexecutive board of Hillel, and of the'Refugee Aid Committee. Lowenstein jis secretary-treasurer of the Rey-!nolds Club Council, terrotic Bill Hoch- Iman ex-Blackfriars lead (terrotic be-!ing derived not from terrible and er- Iotic but terrific and virily exotic), and 1Manders, No. 2 man in the Law;School and winner of a major C in 'baseball.Outstanding Juniors are Iron Mask¬er Joel Bernstein, also of Blackfriarsand Business Associate of Pulse, Sol“Gypsy Rose” Kamensky of theBlackfriars cast and Dick Lazarus ofthe production staff of the same show,i.e. The MaroonSophomore sharpies count BobPrexter of Pulse, The Maroon, Black¬friars, Herb Manddll of the staff ofthe aforementioned acme of journal¬istic enterprise, (i.e. The Maroon), A1Unzer of the Rfynolds Club Counciland points west, and Leo Lichtenbergproud possessor of a set of fencingnumerals among their select number.Maury Bilsky of Pulse and last year’sneophyte pigskin chasers, and A1Liebman are also worthy of mention.Had Pi Lam been able to qualify forVictory Vanities this year, they mighthave snagged the coveted hunk of sil¬verware for the third successive year,for their efforts won them the topaward in both ’38 and ’39. Accordingto semi-official reports circulating inofficial circles here last night. Pi Lamhit and fielded well enough together towin last year’s inter-fraternity base¬ball competition, although this standsin contradiction to a statement madeearlier this week in regard to anotherhouse.Utilizing their collective thinktanks, the “Jolly Laddies” walked offwith top honors in last year’s Rey¬nolds Club Bridge Tournament. Inscholarship Pi Lam stood 5 over a fiveyear period, among campus housesand has won the scholarship award ofthe national fraternity more timesthan all the other houses combined.Social EventsAn open Blackfriars Party, Winterand Spring Formals, weekend parties,tea dances and campus luncheonsserve the brothers’ social yearning.The house (formerly the Delta SigmaPhi house) is newly decorated andsleeps 12.There is no pledge fee. Initiation isa century note ($100) with $69.00 feefor three month quarter for city menand $1.39 for the same period forfreshman.Officers are Rollie Richman, pres¬ident; David Lazarus, arch on; Keeperof the Exchequer, Joel Bernstein;Keeper of the Archives, Robert Green¬berg and Pledgemaster, James Krane. BattleThe GOP—A Party LookingBackward—By AL JOHNSONLet's Look at the RecordDoes the businessman as a politicalleader deserve a return of public con¬fidence? The lack of astuteness ofBig Business leadership in nationalaffairs has been vividly illustrated byits long fight against the rights oforganized labor; its lack of a posi¬tive foreign policy; its refusal to facethe farm problem; its resistance topublic relief of mass unemployment,and its recent bitter resistance to allthe social and economic reforms ofthe New Deal.A Businessman's CrusadeOvernight the Republican party hasbecome the champion of the commonman. Willkie endorses almost all ofthe New Deal reforms, but at thesame time raises the old cry that“what America must fear is not BigBusiness but Big Government.” Thisconcentration of power bugaboo is thesame type of goods Landon peddledin 1936. Willkie promises to preservethe New Deal’s social gains thoughhis record as utility lobbyist and C &S. president shows that he fought rur¬al electrification, collective bargaining,the SEC and the TV A. Finally, al¬though Willkie assumes the liberalmantle, powerful elements in hisparty are demanding the scuttling ofRoosevelt’s reforms in the supposedinterest of National Defense. (IronAge, July 18, 1940). The Republicansalso are hopelessly divided on foreignaffairs; some favor appeasement, whileothers favor a vigoious defense ofdemocracy. Contrast this confusionwith the Democrat’s unity of outlookunder the g^uidance of Democracy’schampion—FDR.Moreover, the Republicans lack aprogram as was evidenced by thespurious issues created by them inthis campaign. They demand the re¬moval of governmental restrictionsfrom business (SEC, Social Security,NLRB, and Wage and Hour) and areturn to the economic formulaswhich helped put our economic sys¬tem on its sick bed. They demand thatthe people forsake supporting a gov¬ernment in the interests of the manyand return to the principle of gov¬ernment of the people, by Big Busi¬ness, and for Big Business.Professor Kerwin, University ofChicago political scientist wrote ofthis belief:“Mr. Willkc has the vigorous sup¬port of many men who want thiscountry to put itself in reverse andto speed back to the conditions of1928 and 1929. No advocate of anar¬chistic violence could more readilybring about destructive revolution thanthese people if they had their ownway.” (University of Chicago Maga¬zine, Oct., 1940.)YWCA Has SpookyHallowe'en LuncheonToday in Ida NoyesThe YWCA is holding its annualHalloween Luncheon today on thesecond floor of Ida Noyes. Lunch willbe served from 11:30 to 1. Ticketsmay be bought in Ida Noyes for 35c.Groups wishing to come may reservea table.The main course is to be a sur¬prise and is called “Jon Marsetti.”Witches, goblins, and pumpkins willadd atmosphere.All Women InvitedShirley Borman is chairman of theluncheon. All University women areinvited to come.This luncheon is part of the YW’sprogram to adjust the University wnm-en to campus life, and to bringabout closer friendships between thegirls from the various parts of theUniversity.Poll-(Continued from page one)No Second NoticeThere will be no second notificationof acceptance. If the officials entrust¬ed with the selecting today, pass onthe credentials presented by the ap¬plicants, the person is consideredsigned up. He will be informed lateras to his post and duties. Lecturesof instruction on how to handle theballoting and crowds will be deliveredafter the necessary quota has beenfilled. PageComparative WorldRecovery Since 1929(Supplied by the University of Chi¬cago Willkie for President Club.)In June, 1936, the United Statesranked 14 among 18 leading nationsin degree of recovery from world-widedepression to the 1929 level of indus¬trial production. In June, 1939, theUnited States ranked 17 among thesenations.Recovery in Industrial Production:Percent of change 1929 to June,1939.Rank1) Bulgaria 832) Japan 813) Latvia T54) Finland 565) Sweden 566) Estonia 497) Denmark 468) Norway 399) Chile 3510) Germany 3511) Poland 2712) United Kingdom 2413) Italy .'. *1314) Netherlands 815) Canada -216) France -817) United States -1818) Belguim -20In June, 1936 the United Statesranked 14 among 13 leading nationsin re-employment. In June, 1939 theUnited States ranked 16 among thesenations.Comparative Re-employment:Percent of Change 1929 to June,1939.Rank1) Japan 752) Estonia 613)4) Norway 295) Hungary 256) Yugoslavia 247) Italy 248) Germany 219) Australia 2110) United Kingdom 1711) Finland 912) Poland 813) Sweden 714) Netherlands 515) Canada : -516) United States -717) France -1818) Switzerland -18Source: “Monthly Bulletins of Statis¬tics,” League of Nations. AlphaEpsilonBy SHIRLEE SMITHand SALLY ADAMSAlpha Epsilon was founded in theautumn quarter of 1931 with the ex¬press purpose of promoting truefriendship among the members of theclub and loyalty toward the Univer¬sity, Mrs. Charles W. Gilkey, the wifeof the chapel dean, is the club spon¬sor. MOO FOOO, WELL COOKEIA REFERENCELIBRARYMany members are active in cam¬pus activities. The club’s entire mem¬bership belongs to Y.W.C.A. with EvaDe Vol on the first cabinet. Kay Dry-burgh is president of Comad (jlub inthe School of Business and also on theIda Noyes Council. Other groups inwhich the organization participatesare Chapel Union, Rifle Club, RadioWorkshop Board of Directors, Settle¬ment Board and the University choirand orchestra.The alumnae, active in entertainingthe actives, give a birthday party.Mothers and Daughters Banquet, onerushing function, steak fries, picnics,an all day trip to the Lasker Estateand Christmas and holiday parties towhich the active members are invited.The club itself has a formal danceeach quarter, a spring card party,style show and houseparty and nu¬merous teas and cozies through-outthe year.Alpha Epsilon meets for weeklyclub luncheons and meetings. Thedues are five dollars a quarter, thepledge fee is five dollars and the ini¬tiation fee is $25.00 which includes thepin. There are no special assessments.Stevens Appoints Ahlquist in Your Own HomeSENSATIONAL OFFERON WORLD RENOWNEDNELSON’SENCYCLOPEDIAFor up-to-date* reliableinformation, “Look it opin Nelson’s,” one of thefinest of all encyclopedias.This amazing offer givesyon a rare opportunity toown this 1940 Edition.Ruth Ahlquist has been appointedsecretary to the Board of Control ofthe Daily Maroon, last night byChairman John Stevens. Betty LouLevitan and Carol Mooney have beennamed undersecretaries. HERALDAMERICANHOTELSt. George Dining Room“On the Midtcay**1433 East 60th StreetDeGrazia BumpedBy College Females Luncheons 25c - 40c Dinners 35c - 40cSpc'cial Eveniiifj; Six Course Dinner 45cOpen 7 A,M, to 8 P.M.That school of anthropologists,which contends that males are supe¬rior to females in navigating fourwheeled conveyances, have another ar¬gument to their credit.At 3:45 yesterday afternoon, Mar¬cia Scheiber and Marian Weinberg,two four year college lassies, weredriving west on 59th street andthrough failure to operate a certainvital gadget, ran into a car drivenby Sebastian DeGrazia.DeGrazia’s car turned over but hesuffered no injuries other than aslightly wrenched back. The four yearcollege women were able to drivehome with no injuries other thanscratched knees and worried mothers.Angell—(Continued from page one)the decisions of a judge. Bandits,states Sir Norman, know they mustface not only their victim, but theentire state through its police andcourts. Aggressor nations must bemade to understand that they face notindividual victims, but the rest of allnations as well.On the war situation, the import¬ant thing said Sir Norman, is forAmerica to take part in the peace set¬tlement whether it enters the war ornot. There can be no final peace, butthe peace must be just, and a basis forfuture justice among nations must bemade.Tom Brown VisitsCampus and Phi PsisTom Brown, Rover Boy of themovies, began going to college someyears ago in the picture “Tom Brownat Culver.” Yesterday he paid thecampus Phi Psi boys a visit.Tom did his part for the bdys bybringing along a couple of moviecuties named Arleen Whalen, andJudy Allan. Movie gigolo AlexanderD’Arcy came along, too. A Hit In -18991907 —1940"THEDECEITFULDEAN"A campus musical satire^ forerunnerof Blackfriars, originally written pri¬marily by Teddy Linn.Special Student PreviewThursday, November 7, 8:15,Mandel HallReduced Prices for students: $1.00, .75, and .50.Tickets on sale in the travel office. Press BuildingCast of 50 Specialty NumbersFaculty and Students by Leon P. Smithand othersBenefit of the University Settlement