). 20 Z-149 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1940)kackserJO Professor Madetatement ChargesHook.of the text of Adter'sI speech u'ill be nni in to-iroon.)reek’s issue of the Newdney Hook, Professor ofit New York University,rchin^ reply to Mortimercharjre that “Democracyare to fear from the men-teachers than from theHitler.”atement was made to aon Science, Philosophy,n, held in New York in)er and has Iwen com-■xtensively in newspapersals since then,ised .\dler of making not>e, hut an irresponsibleHe said that in Adler’s' Chicago professor andlow to Head a Book” ^livestration of how, in the in-netaphysical dojrma, oneempirical truth.”‘s .Vdler’.s UharKesd Adler’s char^res thatutchins’ educational viewsiven reasonable hearing.1 on the contrary thatliterally abandoned thefailin); to meet a single1 in Professor Dewey’sit searching analysis.”eked one of the theologicalibodied in Adler’s article1 emphasis. .4dler’s prop-there “is only one true re-lid is one, which if deniedI Adler, entails the denialion, and therefore Hookdler has adopted an atti-constitutes a justificationintolerance.that Adler had proposed'mbers of the Conferencestatement had been madeig against Hitlerism andig among themselves. Replace DA ActorsWith Offstage NoistThe surf of the Atlantic Oceansounds as different from the surfof the Pacific Ocean as Beati Gaid*zik .sounds from Chloe Roth,Consequently, when the Dra¬matic Association received a recordcatalogue of offstage noises (nobronx cheers were deemed neces¬sary) they were offered both theAtlantic and the Pacific Oceans.They were also offered sounds ofone goose honking, several geesehonking, a Mallard duck quacking,several ducks quacking, and EmilyPost picking her teeth.For red hot drama they couldhave Big Ben striking ten times.For white heat. Record 5005A pro¬vided Big Ben striking 11 times.For a small additional sum. BigBen could be sounded 12 times.(Continued on page four) Price Three CentsName FinalistsFor VictoryVanities ShowStudent BoardOffers Social,Academic AidI Students desirous of securing ad¬vice and aid on academic or socialproblems may consult members of theI Student Advisory Council in the Tro¬phy Room of Ida Noyes Hall. Councilmembers, listed below, will keep of¬fice hours from 9-12 and 1:30-4:30Tuesdays through Fridays untilfurther notice.Special appointments may be madewith any member^of the .’ouncil. Theschedule of the various Council mem¬bers and their hours is listed below.Office Hours of Advisers'I’uesday:9-10-—Esther Durkee; 10-11—Vir¬ginia Allen and Robert Jampolis;11-12—George Bergman and EvonVogt; 1:30-2:30—Alfred Gentzlerand Dick Salzmann; 2:30-3:30—BillHankla, Joe Molkup and P. C. Ru¬bins; 3:30-4:30—Dale Tillery.Wednesday:9-10—John Stevens; 10-11—BobBoyer; 11-12—George Bergman andEvon Vogt; 1:30-2:30—Alfi*edGentzler and Dick Salzmann; 2:30-(Continued on page two) Pursuing their w’ay through thepreliminaries of Victory Vanities,Mortar Board, Sigma, and Quadrang-ler among the girls’ club and Deke,Kappa Sigma, and Psi Upsilon fromthe fraternity group were adjudgedthe six most eligible entries for theHomecoming finals last Friday after¬noon in the Reynolds club theatre.These winners will receive instruc¬tion from members of the DramaticAssociation for a period of two weeks.On the afternoon of November 8,Homecoming opening day, final com¬petition will be held in Mandel Hallunder the sponsorship of Skull andCrescent.Theme is Fiftieth AnniversaryThe natures of the successful skitswere all based on some of the Fifti¬eth Anniversary Celebration. TheDeke presentation was composed of acommercial radio broadcast from theChapel Tower soliciting funds for theAnniversary drive.The Kappa Sigs placed their act inArabia, in a sheik’s harem, whereinHutchins has traveled to obtain cashfor the University. The only mediumof exchange in those parts is flesh,that of dancing girls. 'The entire skitis carried off in pantomime.Psi U employed a futuristic tenden¬cy by casting their play 50 yearshence to the time when the Universitycelebrates its one-hundreth Celebra¬tion. A take off on the present Boardof Trustees and the fallowness ofStagg Field were the back bones oftheir script. Communist Club NoLonger On CampusHost to Douglas Group Fails to File Registra¬tion List with Dean's Office.Attacks For Controllediterranean—Gottschalk Begin OperaAppreciationSeries Nov. 7-)AN WINOGRAD>ove on Greece is part oftempt to w’rest control ofranean from England. Ifives enough aid to holdi may have the easternstrongly desires,” accord-lalysis of the situation by•halk, chairman of the De-History,eece can come from Eng-y, and Russia. The Eng-probably fighting already,e questionable factor, saysIf the Greeks show signsut, the Turks may come toRussia will probably re-d for awhile.Ixpect Little Oppositiont’s opinion is that the Ital-expect much opposition.Greece would give thembe Aegean; control of thejld ease the approach toelles; it would also meanthe Iran-Iraq pipeline ter-'eo/ Youthsiy Thursdayr Democracy is gathering!W Deal force to put on atical rally in Internationalirsday night, pluggingnd the Democrats, includ-)nith, professor of philos-iig for i*e-election as con-;-large to the Unitedie of Representatives,i to speak at the meetinguglas, alderman of the 5thSmith, history instructor,)hnson, and Homer Adams,isident of the Young Dem-) and candidate for State mini; and these factors, Italy feels,will make the road to Egypt easier.Rapid success for the Blackshirts,states Gottschalk, would force theTurks, and Jugoslavs to fall in withAxis plans. The Italians, it seems,have been preserving their fleet fora fight like this. While the Britishmay annihilate the Fascists, the costto the English may be so great thatthey would no longer be able to controlthe Mediterranean. England needs a.striking naval victory.(Continued on page four)Plan Inter-DormDinner In IdaIn order that the girls from thevarious residence halls may becomebetter acquainted, the Ida NoyesCouncil sponsors an annual Inter¬dorm Dinner. This year, the affair isbeing called “the Cabaret Dinner,”and will take place today, October 29,at 6 in Ida Noyes.Muriel Frodin is chairman of theaffair. The committee heads includeMarjorie Sullivan, tickets; Kay Dry-berg, decorations; Muriel Frodin, pro¬gram. The program will be announcednext week.Exchange Tickets AvailableGirls in Foster, Kelly, and Beechermay obtain exchange tickets for thedinner. The residents of Blake, Gates,and Drexel House will have to buytheir tickets. Deadline for tickets is6 tonight.In connection with the dinner, apumpkin carving contest is being heldwith prizes for the winners. Thosewho want to enter the contest can getpumpkins today in the basement ofFoster Hall. The pumpkins must befinished and turned in by Monday. As an aid to understanding andappreciating the great operas of thecivic opera season, the department ofmusic is presenting a series of fiveopera hours in the Reynolds ClubLounge at 4:30 on November 7, No¬vember 14, November 19, November28 and December 6.Each program will consist of a lec¬ture illustrated by piano and phono¬graph recordings of parts of the operaunder discussion. Most of the operasreviewed will be the less familiar onesthat are now being revived.At the first opera hour, GiovanniCardelli, Director of Public Relationsof the Chicago Opera Company, willdiscuss Verdi’s “Falstaff.” He was incharge of the Sunday night operaseries over station WAAF. On No¬vember 14, Scott Goldthwaite, instruc¬tor of Music at the University, willspeak on Strauss’ “Salome,” an operaadopted from a play by Oscar Wilde.“The Love of Three Kings”In the third lecture on November 19,Cecil Smith, executive secretary of thedepartment of music will speak onMontemezzi’s “The Love of ThreeKings.”Dr. Siegmund Levarie, conductorof the University Symphony Orches¬tra will speak November 28 onStrauss’ “De Rosenkavalier.” Lavariewho is from Vienna is familiar withthe background of the opera. The pro¬gram for the lasf opera hour is yet tobe announced.(Continued on page four) Joe MolkupMelvy n DouglasLunches TodayAt CommonsMelvyn Douglas, screen celebrity,will visit the University as the guestof Youth For Democi’acy today.Douglas, who is active in West Coastpolitical circles, will be met at theMunicipal Airport by a group of stu¬dents and escorted to the campuswhere he will appear as guest ofhonor at a luncheon in HutchinsonCommons.This luncheon will be open to allstudents at the regular rates and willalso have as its guests Professor andMrs. Paul Douglas. After luncheon itis planned to take the screen actorfor a tour of the Campus.Welcoming CommitteeA committee headed by Betty Mil¬ler, Betty Rosenheim, Chloe Roth, andBetty Fanning has been placed incharge of the airport reception whichwill take place at 11. Arrangementshave been made for several car loadsof students to be present to welcomethe celebrity.Douglas, who is appeai'ing aroundthe city in “He Stayed For Break¬fast”, is making the trip primarily toast as master of ceremonies at theDemocratic mass meeting tomorrownight at the Chicago Stadium atwhich Mayor LaGuardia of New Yorkwill also appear.DA's 'Death'Great Success The University of Chicago Com¬munist Club is no longer a registeredcampus organization. The Commu¬nists, who have been so active in pastyears, have failed to file their organi¬zation report in the Dean of Students’office. The report was due last week.Registration with the Dean is nec¬essary for recognition on campus.From last year’s membership figures,it would seem that the Communistshave not registered because of lack ofmembers. Their failure to sign up inCobb means that they are no longerentitled to use of University halls,bulletin boards or other facilities.Refused to CommentApparently the Communists havedisbanded as a campus group, sinceone of last year’s members refusedlast night to comment about the ex¬istence of his organization. The ThirdInternationalists can receive recogni¬tion from the Dean at any time, how¬ever, if they submit the names of atleast 10 members to his office, as wellas the purpose of the group.Purpose of ClubThe purpose of the Communist Club,according to registration lists in DeanRandall's files of clubs during theSpring Quarter is “The education inMarxist theory and the placing of theCommunist position on current affairsbefore the campus.”Must List Ten MembersThe fact that the Communists donot have the necessary 10 membersto make the recognition official arousedconsiderable controversy last yearwhen the Dean emphasized the ruling.The Communists received recognitionwith but 6 members in the SpringQuarter but thereafter, every groupwas told that it must submit at least10 names to the dean.Int House ForRoosevelt InStudent PollShow "Pygmalion"At Int House Today“Pygmalion”, starring Leslie How¬ard and Wendy Hiller, is today’smovie in the Tuesday series at Inter¬national House. Based on the play ofBernard Shaw, it is the story of anEnglish phonetics expert who trainsan East end flower girl to imitate thespeech and manners of a duchess.Witty SatireLeslie Howard, and his protege,Wendy Hiller, are so successful intheir project, that they completely de¬ceive the most aristocratic society. Awitty satire, the film is brilliant in itssocial criticism.Admission for non-members is 35cin the afternoon and 60c in the eve¬ning. Performances are given at 4:30and at 8:30. “Death Takes a Holiday”, first ma¬jor Dramatic Association productionof the year, was a pronounced successnot only esthetically but financially.Presented last Friday and Saturday,the play broke a three year attend¬ance record as 300 persons attendedeach night. Until last week it was al¬most traditional that the first DAplay of the year would be a losingproposition.Social “C” BooksPartially responsible for the successof the play was the inclusion of a tick¬et in the Social “C” books. Credit forthe simple, but effective set goes toJim Tedrow and Bob Stierer. Al¬though it was not elaborate it wasparticularly useful for the mood ofthe play which called for a simplebackground that would not detractthe audience’s attention from the es¬sential plot.Hattie Paine, DA carpenter protern, and Mike Rathjie handled thepainting of the set. In a presidential poll conducted atInternational House by Nicholas Do-man, formerly research assistant inthe Political Science Department, itwas shown that most the residentsexcept those in the Humanities De¬partment are overwhelmingly forRoosevelt. Social Science students andthose in SSA came out strongest fora third term.Foreigners for F. D. R.Among foreign students, the womenwho number 10 were unanimous forRoosevelt and the men were 92.7%in the same direction. More than 30%of American students favored Willkie;the rest were divided among Roose¬velt, Thomas and Browder, 144 or 57%for Roosevelt. The total tabulation,including both foreign and domesticpoll signers of both sexes, were 64.5%for Roosevelt, for Willkie, 26.8%,Thomas, 7.7%, and Browder .9%. Thetotal number of ballots handed in was298 of which 61 were from foreignstudents and 297 from American. 58%of the members of Int House voted.P.U. CAUCUSThere will be a caucus of theConservative party of Political Un¬ion today at 3:30 in Cobb 316 todiscuss the all-campus Presidentialelection to take place Wednesday. Thomas, KruegerSpeak in MandelNorman Thomas, candidate forpresident on the Socialist ticket, andMaynard Krueger, Socialist candidatefor vice-president and assistant pro¬fessor of Economics will discuss, “Is¬sues of the 1940 Campaign,” tomor¬row at 4 in Mandel. Admission is 20cents.Chairman of the event is RobertKreider, president of the SocialistClub. It will be the first time duringthe presidential campaign that bothleading candidates of the Socialistparty will speak on the same plat¬form.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1940Volici Tlh/iootiFOUNDED IN 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of the Uni-•’ersity of Chicago, published mornincs except Saturday, Sunday,and Monday during the Autumn, Winter, and Spring Quarters byThe Daily Maroon Company, 6881 University avenue. Telephones:Hyde Park 9221 and 9222._ ^After 6:30 phone in stories to our printers. The Chief PrintingCompany, 148 West 62nd street Telephones: Wentworth 6123and ?124.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatemenU appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any contractentered into by TTie Daily Maroon.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves the rights of publication ofany material appearing in this paper. Subscription rates: $3 a year;|4 by mail. Single copies: three cents.Fintered as second class matter March 18, 1908, at the post officeat Chicago. Illinois, under the act of March 8, 1879.Memberftssocioied Gollefeiofe PressDistributor ofGollesiote Di6eslWILLIAM HANKLAEIU4EST S. LEISER BOARD OF CONTROLEditorialPEARL C. RUBINSJOHN P. STEVENS. ChairmanBusinessJOHN E. BEX, Business ManagerWILLIAM LOVELL, Advertising ManagerEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESJames Burtle, Mark Fisher, Chester Hand, Richard Himmel, DanielMezlay, Richard Pbilbrick, Robert D. F. Reynolds, and DanielWinograd.BUSINESS ASSOCIATESRobert Dean, George Flanagan, Lyle Harper, and Myles Jarrow.Night Editor: A. Charles Darragh Jr.Assistants: Joan Wehlen and Betty CrawfordThe Illogical LogicianMotimer J. Adler, in an effort to achieverhetorical excellence, has overstepped thebounds of logic.This statement is made in criticism of hisaddress to the Conference on Science, Philoso¬phy and Religion recently reprinted in the Mon¬itor, an official Catholic newspaper.The editors of the Daily Maroon are not w'ellenough qualified as theologians or'metaphysi¬cians to attempt an analysis of the eight prop¬ositions which Mr. Adler says must either beaffirmed or denied for both religion and philos¬ophy.But we read with incomprehension at first,and then with resentment his burning accusa¬tion that “democracy has much more to fearfrom the mentality of its teachers than fromthe nihilism of Hitler” and his vehement state¬ment that it is futile to expect the profes¬sors to change their minds as a result of a ra¬tional exposition of what values there mustbe in an ordered culture.Historically FalseThe first, and the most immediately im¬portant of his statements is, we believe histor¬ically false.It is not the “mentality” of our teachersthat has made necessary war in so many coun¬tries, and immense armaments in our own. Hit¬ler’s “nihilism” is an aggressive, brutal eh'ortto dominate the world by force. The mentalityof our teachers, even of Dewey’s ilk, Mr. Adler,would not cause them to act in so dangerousa fashion.Secondly, and of this we are more certain,Mr. Adler seems to us to be illogical when hesays that it is futile to try to change the mindsof the professors. It is well known that hethinks man is a rational animal. It does nottake very deep or penetrating analysis to seethat if man is rational, he should be able to beconvinced by arguments of reason. Professors,(and we think despite his obvious prejudicesagainst them, Mr. Adler would be forced toagree with us here,) are the most rational ofmen. So if Mr. Adler were patient enough toiterate and reiterate reasonably the argumentsfor his beliefs, and if they were reasonable ar¬guments culminating in a series of demonstra¬ble truths it would seem that ultimately theywould gain adherents.One of two ConclusionsWe are forced to draw one of two conclu¬sions, then. The first is man is. not a rationalanimal. If such is the case, then all of Mr. Ad¬lers’ argument is meaningless, because it pro¬ceeds from the basic and fundamental assump¬tion, that man (particularly himself and Hutch¬ins) can analyze reasonably, and by the useof their reason, arrive at the truth.The only other conclusion to draw is thatthe professors can be convinced of the rectitudeof Mr. Adler’s ideas, if the ideas are right. Thatthey have not been convinced so far must beattributed to the fact that either his views havenot been broadcast enough among the teach¬ers, that he has not been able to present themconvincingly, or that he has not allowed themto be absorbed, or perhaps even that they arenot true.Too ImpatientActually, we think that there is a greatdeal of truth in what Mr. Adler says. But wemust adopt the somewhat incongruous positionof admonishing an older man to be more tem¬perate, not to be so impatient.We think that m.any of his rash statementswere made for rhetorical effect. But they weredangerous statements, and we must take issuewith them. We will continue to take issue withthem in the editorial column tomorrow. E, S. L. Jhe Traveling BazaarBy DICK HIMMELDon Morris, ace and prince of the Press Relationsdepartment, once recommended to me that to vary theBazaar style I should occasionally indulge in a bit ofhomespun philosophy. But I says to myself that actuallyDon is right, but what of my readers? Yes, what of myreaders? Would they rather hear about the interestinglittle quips of my mind as I fall out of my rocking chairwith Mahatma Ghandi on my lap ? Or would they ratherhear about the DA play and the Psi U party ? So I saysto myself which would you rather write about?The DA Play.... was artistic (Mimi Evans) and financially (TomWhite) successful. On Friday evening the MortarBoards ushered. And ushering on Saturday eveningwere the Mortar Boards. Friday night Greg Huffakerw’alked in five minutes late but by some trick, six seatswere reserved for him. The reason there were six seatswas because he had a friend with him. In fact he hadfive friends with him .... The Psi U’s w’ere playingSergei polo. They were, in fact, itching to throw Stani¬slavsky Sergei—one, two, geshmervitz—into the BotanyPond. They were incensed about the panning that Sergeigave their brother Salzmann in the D Maroon review.Editorially speaking, Sergei was all wet, botany pond orno On Saturday night most people blew in pre¬face like to the Psi U brawl.The Psi U Party. . . . must of been there because I heard it. But it wasso dark that I couldn’t see it ... . Ruthie Wehlan andMimi Evans looked out of place with orchids. Thingsmust'be picking up ... . Things weren’t as bad asChuck Pfiefifer made them. He appeared in a blondewig .... Bob Evans and Marge Brooks stayed in aggjj " corner and drankcider .... Twogirls, dateless, madethe Psi U wall un-prettier .... DinkMcClellan and EvonVogt threw pump¬kins at each, othercausing messes . . . .Evon calmed downand danced withdate Naneen Hiller• . . . Paul Florianhad one side of hisface bearded (genu¬ine) the other sidesmooth (oh, well).The smooth side forI dancing. The beardfor hard times . . . .Ruth Steel avecJohn Anderson . . . .Connie Florian, be¬ing belle of the... he can get it for you, whole sale hall ....J. Bex and J. Pirie calling everybody commodore . . . .Jay Mullen running through the beauty queen crop.This time with Beth Mahan .... Betty Rosenheim withJim Hoatson prior to deserting him to chit chat withbrother Ned .... Buffalo and that pilot M. M. Mayer. . . . C. Rexstrew dancing with J. Hanley .... and sotoHanley's(For this paragraph consult any Traveling Bazaar.It all sounds alike.)The Dorm Dance. . . . was quiet and chummy .... Billy Baugher andRosalie Phillips the most consistent couple of the week.... Bob Stierer worfing. Did the “Meet the People’’deal fall through, old man ? .. . .Charles Darragh. Some¬body’s dream man. Anybody’s dream man. Anybody’s?. . . . coffee ....Victory Vanities. . . . under Ed Nelson’s guidiance (assisted mainly byB. Baugher and J. Ragle) did nobly .... 'There was adead hush at the end of the Kappa Sigma skit. Sudden¬ly (three minutes later) a scream from the back of thetheatre came. “Oh, I get!” So did judges Randall andSmith and Hattie Paine and that is all!. . . . “The big three,” as some call them, reached thefinals too. Quads showed a lot of work and gags, Sigmalots of gags and originality and Mortar Board showeda lot of Mortar Boards.Worship Service, Joseph Bond Chapel, 11:46 a. m.Meeting of the Board of Social Service and Religion,Chapel, 4:30.Foreign Film, “Pygmalion” (English), InternationalHouse, 4:30 and 8:30.Mathematical, “Functions of Lines in Ballistics,”Professor Gilbert A. Bliss, Eckhart 206, 4:30.Public Lecture (downtown), “Contemporary EnglishPoetry English Poetry and the Present War. I,” DavidDaiches, Art Institute, 6:45.Public Lecture (University College), “Basic Docu¬ments of Our Republic. The Articles of Confederation,”William T. Hutchinson, Social Science 122, 8:00. Openonly to holders of series tickets.Christian Science Organization Meeting, ThorndykeHilton Chapel, 7:30.S. S. A. Tea, Commons Room, Swift Hall, 3:30-5:00.Ten cents charge.Billiard Demonstration, Charles C. Peterson, IdaNoyes, 3:30-6:00.I London BombsMay BeIndirect BenefitBy JIM BURTLE“From a purely artistic standpoint,most people would be pleased ifBuckingham Palace and Regent Streetin London were smashed to pieces”,said Ulrich L. Middledorf, associateprofessor of Art.While he added that he did not inany way sympathize with the bomb¬ing, he contended that it would prob¬ably have indirect benefits in helpingto “destroy the slums, that were adisgrace to a good city, and in tearingdown the bad architecture of the late19th century, that would otherwisestand for 100 years”.Treasures Protected This TimeMiddledorf believes that the dam¬age done to famous paintings is prob¬ably less in this war than in the lastone. The paintings are in less danger,he said, because “ they were betterprotected and the German advancewas so quick that it was necessary tobomb relatively few French cities.”Since they expected the war to come,the museum curators put most of thevaluable paintings in safe keeping.Bombing Used to be Play“The damage to buildings has beenmuch greater than to paintings”, hesaid. “Bombing in the last war is playas compared to this one”. The moreextensive use of incendiary bombs, hepointed out, is particularly devastat¬ing to buildings and libraries.While exact information is verymeager, he said he did not believethat the main structure of St. Paul’sChurch had been destroyed. Perhapsthe worst damage in England, he said,was to the Temple, a group of beau¬tiful buildings. The 'Tate gallery, afamous collection of modern art workhas also been hit but it is hoped thatthe more valuable paintings have beenmoved.Student Board-(Continued from page one)3:30—Bill Hankla, Joe Molkup andP. C. Rubins; 3:30-4:30—Dale Til¬lery.Thursday:9-10—Esther Durkee; 10-11—Vir¬ginia Allen; 11-12—George Berg¬man and ENon Vogt; 1:30-2:30—Al¬fred Gentzl^r and Dick Salzmann;2:30-3:30—Bill Hankla, Joe Molkupand P. C. Rubins; 3:30-4:30—DaleTillery.Friday:9-10—John Stevens; 10-11—BobRoyer; 11-12—George Bergman andEvon Vogt; 1:30-2:30—A 1 f r edGentzler and Dick Salzmann; 2:30-3:30—Bill Hankla, Joe Molkup andP. C. Rubins; 3:30-4:30—Dale Til¬lery. PLEDGING NOTICEKappa Sigma announces the pledg-ing of William Vollmer, Donald How-ell, and Ivan Keever, all of Chicago,and George May rose of Terre HauteIndiana.EXAMINATIONREGISTRATIONRegister at once in Cobb 100 forthe medical Aptitude Test to begiven November 8 from 3 to 6. Thistest should be taken by all studentswho wish to enter the MedicalSchool in 1941.ClassifiedWILL THE GIRL with the v»ry pretty toIccwho called up about my wallet please call meaKain. I am as anxious to make her acquaintance as to find my valuablee. Please call C. 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This was the loi leserious Armour offensive thrust *the game.Armour Tech’s eleven man “foot¬ball for fun” aggregation may setdown as a safe proposition the theorythat a team is begging for some un¬pleasant afternoons when it steps outof its own little bailiwick and tacklesan obviously better bunch. For neitheruntrained Armour’s fiercely competi¬tive spirit, nor the aid of a treacher¬ously muddy field could stem the Chi¬cago ground attack as the Maroonspowered to a cozy 24-6 win at the Uni¬versity practice field last Friday.Chicago indicated in the first fewminutes of the opening quarter thatthe game was going to be played inArmour (nee Illinois Tech) territory,when Chuck Boyd and Ralph Bakerran the ball to the Tech 15 yard line.Boyd plunged inside his own righttackle soon afterward, and went overthe goal standing up to give the Ma¬roons an early six point lead. Armour,ragged and ill-equipped, managed tostave off any more scoring in thequarter by the grace of a hobbled Ma¬roon razzle dazzle lateral on the Tech15.Meyer FightsReplete with fumbles and sloppypunting as both teams felt the effectsof the slippery footing, the secondperiod went scoreless, even though thepigskin was consistently deep withinArmour’s yard stripes. Bob Meyer,the Maroon back, and an unidentifiedTech end provided the finest offensivefirew’ork display of the quarter with¬out the aid of the other players in abrief, but .seemingly sincere, exchangeof rights and lefts.Chicago got a chance to open upquickly in the second half, when Bak¬er intercepted an Armour pass at mid-field and scurried back down the side¬lines to the Armour 26. Adam Kosaezand George Basich, at the half andfull-back spots respectively, combinedon the ball toting assignments tohammer to the Black and Gold 10,from wf\/ere Kosaez skirted right endfor a tally. The Maroons led 12-0.Harlan ScoresDuke Harlan, a graduate student, Itook over the tail-back post as thelast quarter began, and launched an¬other pay-dirt drive with a 25 yardjaunt to the Tech 25. Basich punishedthe middle of Armour’s forward wallfor short gains, and Harlan wheeledoff tackle for the third Chicago touch¬down.The scrappy Technology studentsbounced right back to count their sixpoints for the day. First gun was thetime honored “sleeper’’ pass as endGeluska, playing wide on a flanker,grabbed a toss from left half Jim Belland raced 80 yards before the sur- Boyd Again rArmour abandoned its ground gamg^entirely, and loosed a desperate bar¬rage of aerials in an effort to close thescoring gap. But two fumbles and ifrowsy punt gave the Maroons the ballinside the Tech 40, and Kosaez siftedthrough the rapidly tiring Armoufdefense for 25 yards. Boyd, in at fuiback, climaxed the games point ha:5vest with a series of line bucks th i 'ended in a touchdown and a final 24 4 >victory. i As I WasSaying—By BOB LAWSONTheAristotelians WinFrom MeadevilleiWith Feldman and Lifton leading iasmashing powerhouse of an attac k ,Aristotelian whitew'ashed Meadevil k-,60-0. Waggonberg started the scori mgby dashing to a touchdown with an la-tercei)ted pass; twenty seconds lat et,Feldman hauled down another Mea< le-ville aerial and lifted the score byanother six points. The game cont in-ued in much the same vein, the see irestanding at 40-0 at half-time.Jailbirds, Burton 800, Judson Coui 1 ,and Burton 600 won on forfeits. N 'games are scheduled for tomorrow. Soccer ElevenDefeats MortonBob Lawson LeadsBoard of Experts ^The Maroon Board of Experts isbeginning to qualify as a group ofexperts. Saturday Bob Lawson pickednine out of ten winners, losing on the,Santa Clarji-Michigan State score- \less tie. Of a possible 30 pointa for 1the day he garnered 20 to lea'i the\pack. Bob Reynolds and Chet Hand!each had fifteen.At the mid-point of a po ssible 120Lawson has 64, Hand 54, and Reyn¬olds 53. But just ask /^ny of themabout the Northwesterr»-Minnesota orthe Minnesota - MicKtgan game andwatch them quake.TODAYLunch SpecialDeliciousHot Turkey SandwichPotatoes - Cranberry SauceDrink & Dessert35cPumpkin Pie with whipped creom10cREADERSThe Campus Drug Store61st & ELUS AVE. Western Conference footballrace is rapidly likening itself to thescrewy pennant fight that developedin the American League this summer.Although no team can be definitelycounted out, the favorites are three innumber—Minnesota, Michigan, andNorthwestern. Each of these teamsplay the other two, so it is possible foranother team to sneak in while thebig boys are knocking each other off.Michigan To WinIt seems to me that Michiganshould cop the championship thisyear. Besides the indefatigable pair of“Terrible Tommy’’ Harmon and For¬est Evashevski, the Wolverines arepretty well equipped. Bob Westfall israpidly becoming one of the best full¬backs Tn the country. Norm Call, DaveNelson, and Paul Kromer are more jthan adequate replacements in thebackfield.The Michigan line has been general¬ly overlooked because of the brillianceof the backfield, but it is a fine one.Ed Frutig, Milo Sukup, and Bob In¬galls are outstanding. A1 Wistert,brother of the famous “Whitey’’ Wist¬ert, All-American a few back, is un¬doubtedly the best sophomore linemanin the nation. I say sophomore becauselast year he was injured and didn’tplay a game, so he is technically asophomore athletically.Michigan’s big problem is that ofline replacements. Once past the first-string forward wall, there isn’t muchin the way of good material. The Wol¬verine linemen, however, have dem¬onstrated that they are able to gomost of the distance.Minnesota, TooMinnesota's edge over Michigan isin their reserves, but I don’t thinkthat it is enough edge to enable themto beat the Maize and Blue. TheGophers, too, have a good backfieldwith Bruce Smith, George Franck,Bob Paffrath, and Bob Swieger inthere. But like Michigan’s line, thereisn’t too much there when the first-.strjng leaves.The line is big and rugged, averag¬ing 210 pounds between the tackles.Dick Willdung is another exceptional¬ly good sophomore tackle. It should behteresting to see the outcome of theuel between Willdung and Wisterthen these two teams meet. “The Internationale’’ at the Uni¬versity of Chicago is not a Commun¬istic organization but a team. Thisaggregation, the individuals of whichclaim previous service in England,Switzerland, Czechoslovakia, Ger¬many, and France, met Morton Jun¬ior College Saturday and triumphed3-1.The first Chicago goal came earlyin the first period on a play fromTurzicky to Davidson to Randolph.Morton then scored the tying goal.After completion of the two and half-hour periods the score was still tiedand the game went into overtime.Chicago then scored what proved tobe the winning tally on a play whichwent from Turzicky to Davidson. Athird goal, providing a margin ofsafety, was scored by Randolph withassists by Bovbjerg and von Henke.Organized by PlayersThe soccer team was organized bythe players without any aid from theUniversity. They are not eligible forintercollegiate competition becausemany of the players are freshmen andgraduate students. If enough stu¬dents, however, show their interest itis probable that the University will sponsor a team. Any one interestedcan get further information at Bart¬lett.A game with Wheaton is scheduledfor this Saturday. Further detailsare forthcoming.Lineups:Chicago MortonHirgchberg; G. ForstAlum R.F. AndresPares! L.F. GrinterPear R.H.B. VorkelTurzicky C.H.B. PraserSchmitt L.H.B. ProvinskiBovbjerK O.R. CorelDavidson I.R. GouchekRandolph C. Cheslavon Henke I.L. SobieskiPeck O.L. HomolaBilliards—Charles Peterson, renowned bil¬liard expert, will present an ex¬hibition in addition to giving in¬struction on various pointers ofthe game from 4 to 6 today in theReynolds Club billiard room.Will BuyBeardsley's Physics Lab Manual—'38 EditionWiU Pay 90c eachII. of C. BookstoreNandthey’,field,Theirthan tlomore alast yeaPaul SoiDon Clavthey may Northwestern Third'orthwestern rounds out this trio,I think third place is about where’1 end up. Another good hack¬but their line is not too good,line reserves are even weaker\e Wolverines’ with five soph-nd two minor-lettermen fromx. 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Bookstore5802 Ellis AvenueRockefeller did ★Vhis part;why not « io yours?Give tl 0 the S.F.A.C./¥f IMPERFECT IN ORIGINALPage FourYears before Christ was born Con¬fucius stated the Golden Rule nega¬tively: “Do not do unto others as youwould not have them do unto you.”COLLEGEMIGHT★EveryFridayYellow BantamRental Library1460 E. 57th St. (Shop in Lobby)Open to 9 P. M.New Mysteries. Novels, etc.America’s FinestDance Music★Gay College andProfessionalFloor Shows★GET SPECIAL RATE STUDENTTICKETS AT MAROON OFFICEOR PRESS BLDG.★EDGEWATERBEAEHHOTEL5300 Block Sheridan Road THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. OCTOBER 29, 1940Phi Kappa%SigmaBy ALLAN DREYFUSSPhi Kappa Sigma once had a chap¬ter house on the jiresent site of Rocke¬feller Chapel, the Du Pont Dynasty asbrothers, and a record of CharlieBarnet’s “Cherokee” which smashed aworld’s record for continuous use be¬fore it was smashed itself by an iratemember.But “breezing along with thebreeze”, the Phi Kaps with Fred War¬ing and Claude Swanson, an ex-Secre-tary of the Navy as alumniacal in¬spiration have established their houseon campus as a varied group, withvaried interests and from varied ge¬ographical points united commonly bytheir fraternal bond.President Lectures on Orientiack Slichter, president of thehouse, gymnast and well known Mid-Western lecturer transferred fromthe University of Edinburg. Slichterpicks up stray change in his sparetime by telling his adventures in theOrient before Junior College Au¬diences and women’s clubs.Walter Nagler, prominent senior ison the gymnastics squad. Chuck Youngis in the C.A.A., and Wilson Reilly ison the Reynold’s Club Council, Chair¬man of the Transfer Orientation Com¬mittee and is slated for an importantmanagerial position in Blackfriarsthis year.Junior LeadersOutstanding juniors include LeeRussell and Wayne Arnold, honorscholars, Charlie Hippchen and BillNelson of Blackfriars and “Doc”Shreve of the fencing team.A1 Conway of Skull and Crescentand Wes “Pretty Boy” Stancher areleading sophomore brothers.Phi Kap snagged top honor in in¬tramural golf. Last year they missedwinning the improvement cup byeight points. Easing under the wire infourth spot in the five year periodscholai’ship stakes, the Phi Kap entryshowed intellectual yearning thatpromises better results in its nextstart.Bar PartyThe famed “Phi Kap Bar Party” ia large open party held each springwhich features extensive and noveldecorating effects. A Spring Fonnal,Halloween Party, Pledge Smokers,and tea dances and radio parties sup¬plement the first mentioned affair.Each year the chapter endeavors topresent a three act play on campus.Last year they uncovered a potenthunk of Thesbian oomph in the anti¬war play “Bury the Dead,” by IrwinShaw which they presented at Inter¬national House.Local Chapters CooperateAlpha Pi Chapter is singularly for¬tunate in having chapters at bothNorthwestern and Armour Tech, forall three chapter groups coordinatetheir activity and accomplish morethrough this than a single organiza¬tion could.The house which is well equippedsleeps eighteen and is owned by thealumni council. An all inclusive initia¬tion fee is $60. Housemen pay $142.60for a three months quarter bill pay¬ment, while city men drop $58 for thesame period into the club coffers. Thelast mentioned fee covers luncheons,dues, and Monday night dinners.Officers are Jack Slichter, president,Wilson Reilly, and Bill Nelson, vice-presidents, treasurer Clyde Moonieand seci'etaries, Lee Russell andVaughan Grable. List Faculty Stars On RosterOf Local Home Defense UnitNames they say make news, and sodoes defense these days. There is nobetter combination of these tw’o fac¬tors on campus then the NationalHome Defense group that is meetingin the Field House every Friday night.The faculty has whole-heartedlyendorsed this organization and therank and file of the group containssuch well known faculty as NormanMacLean of the ‘English Department,Paul Douglas, alderman and professorof Social Science, and Nathaniel Kleit-man, famous for his research work inPhysiology.Officer Mather and MortNo rank and file privates are Wil¬liam Mather, University Bursar, whois the acting Battalion Commander,and Howard Mort of the ReynoldsClub, who serves in the capacity ofRecruiting Sergeant.Other w’ell known members of thefaculty who serve in humbler tasksare William Randall, Assistant Deanof Students and Director of the D.A.,Charles A. Rovetta, who teaches inthe Business School and is Senior Head of Burton-Judson, and HansHoeppner of the University Informa¬tion Desk.The members of the National HomeDefense are men who are too old tosee service under the present draftrules but who desire to secure trainingthat may make them useful in timeof national emergency.Gottschalk—(Continued from page one)Opera(Continued from page one)Beautiful L’shersTickets are priced at one dollar forthe five lectures or 25c for each in¬dividual opera hour. .According toCecil Smith, “beautiful female stu¬dents will act as ushers and aid thoseattending to mix satisfactorily.” Afterthe lectures refreshments will beserved. Stars from the operas willalso be present but Smith said thatthey “w’ould not sing for their sup¬pers.” Urges U. S. To Aid Britain“The best insurance of an Englishvictory,” says Gottschalk, “would befor America to send destroyers andplanes to aid the English to increaseBritish strength in the Near East.”If Greece can resist to the point ofcreating a land front, Gottschalk feelsthe situation may parallel that of1812-14 when Napoleon, instead of theAxis, was master of the Continent,and England controlled the seas.Spain resisted Napoleon and createda land front for the British. This ledto a later invasion of France andNapoleon’s ultimate defeat.“Greece,” declares Gottschalk, “mayl>e the Spain of today.“A front in the East Is somethingGermany has lieen trying to avoid atall costs. It would mean a division ofthe Nazi forces. A cardinal principleof Nazi policy has been to preventtwo fronts.”Spain Precipitated .MoveAction against Greece now, Gott¬schalk guesses, was precipitated bySpain’s refusal to join the war. TheAxis wouid have preferred to takeGibraltar and thereby cut off Britishreinforcements to the Near East. Ittook the next best move. DeltaSigmaBy SHIRLEE SMITHand SALLY ADAMSDelta Sigma was organized in 1915as a social club. Its members meettwice a week, once for the regularbusiness meeting and again for a clubluncheon on Wednesday. Delta Sigmatakes part in all regular inter-club ac¬tivities, including the Formal, theSing and the basketball tournament.Throughout the year two formal par¬ties are held, one at the end of the fallquarter, and one during the springquarter. An annual Mother’s Day teaand a houseparty follow the ordeal ofSpring comprehensives.At present, the club has a member¬ship of fifteen. They participate insuch campus activities as the Dra¬matic Association, Radio workshop,Student Forum, the Federation ofUniversity Women, YWC.A, ChapelUnion, and Mirror.Honored MembersLast year Delta Sigma had twoStudent Aides and two members ofNu Pi Sigma, senior women’s honorsociety. Pat Schrack, a member of PhiBeta Kappa, was also co-editor of Capand Gown.Delta Sigma’s quarterly dues arefive dollars. The all-inclusive initia¬tion fee for freshmen is $40. This de¬creases yearly by $10; therefore fora senior, the initiation fee is only$10; for a sophomore it would be $.‘{0.There are no extra assessments forpins or social functions.STUDENT PUBLICITY BO.XKI)There will bt* a meeting of theStudent Publicity Board in Cobb310 at 3:30 tomorrow. All mem¬bers are required to be present.iv/ir^ Today, more than ever, people are taking to Chesterfieldbecause Chesterfield concentrates on the important things insmoking. You smoke Chesterfields and find them cool andpleasant You light one after another, and they really taste bet¬ter. You buy pack after pack, and find them definitely milder.Records—(Continued from page one)Additional grants for off-stagenoises in addition to Ruth Ahlquistbiting her nails, and Himmel blowinghis noise are harpie cries. Grimalkincat, general confusion (also listed un¬der pandemonium) Onward ChristianSoldiers, baby crying irritatedly, babycrying sweetly, and applause. Make yt’our For complete smoking satisfactionyou can*t buy a better cigarette"t.HESTERf/ElDCopjniitK IMA iwom * Umt Touow Cit