Mp ifflanionVo;. 40, No. 94 Z-149 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 11, 1940 Four Pages in this Issue Price Three CentsFriars In Fever;Oisis TomorrowMicroscope, Carriages,>Iops and Props Ready forOpening.Hlackfriars activity reached a fever)iiuh last nijfht, as sets were hoistedir.t" place, and the cast and choruswt lit throuprh a dress rehearsal, inIHciiaration for the opening tomor-n .. niprht.Itackstajre the stage crew was fall-ii.;,' over baby carriages, mops, and agiant microscope, and in front of theIku kdrop, the cast was racing throughtluir lines in last minute efforts topi !ish up lines, to clean up action,ami to smooth out chorus numbers.The Friars Board, dashing frantic¬ally from the Mitchell Tower FrontOt’ioe. to the Box office in Mandel Cor-lulor to backstage, paused in midflight to announce the selection ofushers for the four nights of the Friarshew. Half of Owl and Serpent willVI i ve the first night. Skull and Cres-f iit will work the first Saturdaynight, the other half of the U and Shoys will usher the second Friday, andlion Mask will handle the cash cus-temers closing night.In the meantime, the nurses wentDll slipping into their white uniformsiihlivious of the furore their ja mt(l(iwn to State Street caused their Su-pfi iors, almost stopping performanceipf the show.Offering AidsRefugee FundThe Refugee Aid Drive has been in¬vited to share in the offering taken atthe University Chapel next Sundaywhen Dr. T. Z. Koo, noted Orientalsiholar, talks there. This invitation,made by the ChajK*! Administrationfollows their policy of offering full(ooperation to the Refuge .41(1 Com¬mittee.Dr. Koo is known the world over asa scholar and a Christian statesman.He has spoken at such as.sembliages.1- the American Youth Conferenceand the World Conference on Missionsat .Madras. In 1925 he was a memberof the Second W’orld Opium Confer-Diice and at present he holds the posi¬tion of Secretary of the World Stu¬dent Christian .Association. Dr. KooA ill speak on the subject of “Develop¬ing World-Mindness.”Bass envelopesIt has been planned to pass out en-. elopes to those entering the ChapelSunday in which those who desire tomay place contributions to help thedrive to aid refugee students. Theenvelopes will be collected at the■aine time the regular offering is. ThisIS the second time the Committee hasreceived help from the Chapel. OnKaster Sunday the Committee spon-ored a special service at which over'•550 were collected..Mimi Evans, Committee head, saidthat it her opinion next Sunday wastimely Sunday for the Chapel to ex¬tend this invitation as part of themoney collected in the Drive will goU) aid Chinese students suffering be¬muse of the internal .strife in theircountry. Lopatka YieldsOnly One Hit asMaroons Win. 2-1Playing under conditions whichshoul(l have absolutely prohibitedgood pitching, the University baseballteam defeated Armour Tech yester¬day in a thrilling pitching duel whichwas called at the end of the seventhinning. Despite the steady downpourof rain. Art Lopatka gave up onlyone hit while the Maroons were ableto collect but three off the offeringsof James.Both of Chicago’s runs were scoredin the first frame. Sy Hirschberg washit by a pitched ball to open the in¬ning. A walk, an infield out and apassed ball got him around. AfterJerry Abelson was caught stealing,Marty Levit walked, went to secondwhen Lopatka was hit by the pitcher,and scored on Sparky Calogeratos’fluky single to left.Threaten in SixthAbelson singled in the second, buthe was picked off first. The only otherthreat Chicago made was in the sixthwhen Levit singled to start it off andReynolds walked after the two men Iin between had been retired. Frank!McCracken ended the inning by strik¬ing out.Armour’s run was a gift from Mc-Craken and Denny Cowan when theyeach booted hard-hit grounders.Lopatka was in rare form yester¬day, striking out nine. He walkedone, hit one, and made one wild pitch.With the exception of the second in¬ning where he was wild, he had thesituation well in hand throughout. Hisfast ball was smoking, and his curvewas breaking sharply. His change ofpace was very effective the few timeshe used it. Political Union University CondemnedJLr l&CUSSCS J. 1 A 114t Protest AssemblyNew Deal TodayWill the Liberals, majority party ofPolitical Union, adopt the New Dealpolicy of deficit financing ? What is theattitude of Union members towardthe National Labor Relations Board?The Political Union will meet in LawNorth at 3:.30 today to answer theseand other questions that pertain tothe life of the organization.That the meeting will be more thanlively was indicated by George Hand,Secretary of the Treasury, who re¬leased a statement through his secre¬tary last night which said in part,“The experience of the New Deal withdeficit financing during times of needin order to make immediate and vitalappropriations has proven so success¬ful that I will submit a similiar planfor the Union to adopt.”During previous sessions the mem¬bers have continually voted down at¬tempts to raise revenue in the formof increased dues in order to maintainmembership standing. It is for thisreason, the statement continued, thatthe only way out is deficit financing.This can be done by having the PUtreasury issue federal bonds to mem¬bers who will voluntarily subscribefor them. Mr. Hand hopes to raise$5.00, and in addition, he is rathercertain that he can retire the bond:!and balance the budget by January 1,1941.The debate on the NLRB will beheld by Bud Hanks, Liberal, who willpresent a speech on the advantages ofthe act, and by Dave Elbogen, Con¬servative, who will oppose him.At a caucus of the Conservativesyesterday, retiring co-chairmen DanGauss and Joshua Jacobs have de¬vised a “colossal surprise” for theirpolitical enemies, the Liberals, at to¬day’s meeting. Jack Jefferson andDave Elbogen were chosen as the newco-chairmen of the party.Intramural BaseballSeason Opens TodaySlavonic Club HoldsFestival at Int-HouseFeaturing a concert and dance, theSlavonic Spring Festival will be heldat Int House Saturday, at 8. Concertstars will include Gennadi Gordheev,former premier tenor of the worldfamous Jaroff’s Don Cossack Choir,who has given numerous concerts inEuropean capitals, and has an exten¬sive repertoire of popular and oper¬atic numbers.Also on the program will be MissMuriel Davenport, formerly of the St.Louis Municipal Opera, with long ex¬perience in concert and radio work,and a repertoire including the songsof six different countries. Miss Ta->iara Chesley, dancer, who has ap¬peared in many operas of the ChicagoCivic Opera Ballet, will be featuredn several solo dances. There will beolo dancing to the music of DimitryJribanovsky’s Continental Dance Or-(he.stra until 1 a.m. Softball, which shares the I-MSpring limelight with track, gets un¬der way this afternoon. Four gamesare on the docket, beginning at 3:15when I*i Lam and Chi Psi tangle onField 1 and Phi Delt and Kappa Siglock horns on Field 11. At 4:15 PhiPsi “A” meets ZBT on Field II, whileSigma Chi faces Phi Gam on thenumber one lot.Four more games are scheduled fortomorrow afternoon. At 3:15 DeltaUpsilon “B” encounters Beta, whilePsi Upsilon opens against Phi KappaSigma. An hour later Alpha Deltfaces the first string DU aggregationand Deke meets Phi Sig “B”.CORRECTIONThe first training class for nextyear’s counsellors will be held to¬day in Ida Noyes Theater at 3:30,instead of Mandel Hall as an¬nounced. All girls wishing to becounsellors should come. WAA Blooms ToniteIII Sports Banquetj The theater of Ida Noyes Hall willI blossom tonight with tables decoratedI in the motifs of the sports clubs of! Ida at the Spring Sports Banquet inI honor of Mary K. Browne.The clubs which will decorate tables; are Les Escrimeuses, the fencingI club; Pegasus, the riding club; Tar¬pon, the swimming club; the RaquetClub; the modern dance group andthose who are interested in basket¬ball. The speakers table will be thatof the Raquet Club and the othertables will branch out from this inthe form of an E. A prize will beawarded to the best table decorations.In Honor of Mary K. BrowneMary K. Browne, in whose honorthe banquet is being held, and who isone of the foremost women’s tennisplayers in the country, is coachingat a special tennis week which beganApril 8 and will continue till April 13.Tickets can be obtained at the of¬fice in Ida Noyes, or from members ofthe banquet committee. They arepriced at 75c for WAA members and90c for non-members. Hutch Pleads^“Don^t Ask WhyI Resigned^^There is only one question that noone can ask Mr. Hutchins at the Ma¬roon’s Student Leader’s dinner, April18. “Don’t ask me why I resignedApril 1,” he pleads, “for that is some¬thing that I know nothing about.”That is one question that can bestruck off the list, but from now onthe field is wide open. So, everyonewho plans to have dinner with thePresident and the Daily Maroon,should have plenty he wants to know.It also would do well to oil u^ thatmental machinery, for it’s well knownthat the President is no slouch on therhetoric.Of course no one who attends ourdinner has to ask the President a ques¬tion. But the Maroon would be pleasedto see Mr. Hutchins given a good crossexamination. What about the Browderban? Is the Fiftieth Anniversary Cel¬ebration making money? What couldthe University do if it doesn’t? Whatis the virtuous man? Is football outfor good? What about Hutchins’ re¬volt? There are lots of them. Bethinking them up.Appoint BlumLaw HeadWalter Blum will head the Law Re¬view staff the school year 1940-41 ac¬cording to an announcement made byretiring editor ElRoy Golding yester¬day. Serving with the new Editor-in-Chief as members of the board willbe: Reuben Frodin, Byron Kabot,Jerome Katzin, and Alexander Low-inger. Associate editors for the com¬ing year will be selected after publi¬cation of the June issue.During his undergraduate yearshere Blum made a brilliant scholasticrecord which he has continued in LawSchool. He is a member of Phi BetaKappa, and last year won the PhiBeta Epsilon cup for the highestscholastic standing achieved by amember of the Law School Fresh¬man class. Fraternally, he is a mem¬ber of Pi Lambda Phi.Reuben Frodin graduated from theuniversity in 1933 and is an AssociateEditor of the Alumni Magazine.While an undergraduate, Katzin wasa member of Phi Beta Delta andgraduated in 1938. Kabot is a mem¬ber of the University band.All head score girls and scoregirls should report to the Black-Friars office this afternoon at 3:30.Every person who has put tick¬ets on reserve must pay for themat the Mandel Hall Box Office to¬day or they will be put on generalsale.Carlson Scores Communists“Earl Browder has spoken here be¬fore. You know and I know Mr. Brow¬der’s gospel of salvation. Whateverel.se Mr. Browder has been, he is nowa self-confessed, and by seeming fairtrial, a convicted liar, not in trifles,but in a matter of public concern, atleast in the case of a purported lead¬er of men. The University refused togrant him a hall for a public appear¬ance. That is to say, the Universityrefused to lend its illustrious nameto further Browder publicity. Whosecivil liberties are infringed by thisaction of the University, Mr. Brow¬der’s, yours, or both? When a studententers the University, there is no con¬tract, written or implied, that theUniversity administration surrendersall its public responsibilities to thisstudent, to a hand full of the stu¬dents, or even to the entire studentbody. You may challenge the Univer¬sity’s judgment in refusing you thesolace of the Browder salve on thiscampus this year. But your appeal tothe American Bill of Rights in this matter is, to my way of thinking, anindication of the seven year itch,rather than of mental maturity. Ifthe University population is a family,a community of scholars (studentsand teachers), any one individual’sviews and rights must obviously takeinto consideration those of the othermembers of the community.And as to Mr. Browder’s civil liber¬ties under our laws, have these beeninfringed by the University? I failto see it. Maybe I am obtuse, but Ihave given some attention to the pro¬tection of our common civil rights, in¬side and outside the University formore than a third of a century. TheUniversity lecture hall is not a pub¬lic highway. When I propose to air myviews from John Doe’s front steps,maybe one of John Doe’s civil liber¬ties is his right to refuse me that op¬portunity. I am not versed in legallore and I am not interested in quib¬bles. But I do think I have a sense ofjustice and fair play. Were I a self-confessed, and, in a court of law, fair¬ ly convicted falsifier of scientific data,I fail to see where my civil libertieswould be infringed should Harvard orJohns Hopkins deny me their ros¬trums for posing as a .scientist. Per¬sonal integrity may play no role inpure logic. It does play a role in hum¬an affairs, including that of the Uni¬versity.Some of you are reported to havethreatened to carry your Browderbelly-ache to the Alumni for possiblesolace and support. It will take muchmore than this song and dance arounda prophet of Communism to convinceour alumni, that the University hasdeparted from its great tradition:Freedom in study, freedom in re¬search, freedom of speech, inside andoutside the University. On this issue,the record of the University, fromHarper to Hutchins, is not black, itis not even gray or spotted. It is shin¬ing bright. Take it from an old war¬rior: The midway campus is still aplace “Where the winds of freedomblow.” After hearing the speeches of Pro¬fessor Anton J. Carlson, Ira Latimerand Allan Philbrick, a fourth of the115 students present at yesterday’sBrowder Protest Meeting passed aresolution condemning the Universityfor restricting freedom of speech. Afew nays were registered, but the ma¬jority of the students present re¬frained from voting on the resolution.Though the sponsors had announcedthe protest meeting for 12:30 yester¬day, the time was changed to 12. Con¬sequently, most of the students missedthe first speaker. Dr. Carlson. Forthat reason the Maroon is printingexcerpts from Dr. Carlson’s speech onpage 1.A Fine PrecedentAllan Philbrick, of the United Stu¬dent Peace action, declared that theUniversity was “aiding those peoplewho are stopping civil liberties.” Inanswer to the statement by PresidentHutchins that there was no precedentconcerning the campus speeches bypersons under criminal sentence, Phil¬brick remarked that Angelo Heardon,while under sentence spoke on cam-ipus. In an interview later, Philbrickcould not substantiate this statementand the Maroon has been unable tocheck it.Latimer, a member of the ChicagoCivil Liberties Committee, and thesecond speaker exorted students tofight for Browder’s right to speak andto “build civil liberties on campus sothat later in life you can participatein serving nationwide civil liberties.”He remarked that the Communist Clubof the University had appealed to theChicago Civil Liberties Union to in¬vestigate the Browder issue, and thatthe Union had appointed a five manboard which would investigate thesituation and publish their findings.Latimer also said that Dean Smith,who had gone to W’ashington for theDies Committee Investigation was “nolonger with the University,” Whenquestioned, administration officialssaid that contrary to Latimer’s state¬ment, Dean Smith was still here.ResolutionThe resolution passed by the meet¬ing follows: “Resolved: that thisgroup assembled considers that the de¬cision of the University in denying toEarl Browder the right to take hiscase to the students and faculty seri¬ously threatens the best Universitytraditions of freedom of speech. Wecall upon the University to championthe cause of free speech by lettingBrowder speak on Friday noon inMandell Hall on April 12.” The reso¬lution was introduced by Kenneth Lee,chairman of the meeting and was sec¬onded by Sidney Lipshires, an un¬registered student, as Dean WilliamRandall, who was present at the meet¬ing, pointed out.Forum Holds HighSchool TourneyIn order that the Round Table formof discussion may be introduced tohigh schools, the Student Forum isconducting a High School SpeakingTournament Saturday at the Univer¬sity. Thirteen schools have enteredthe contest. They are, Senn, Crane,Steinmetz, Sullivan, Calumet, Amund¬sen, Austin, Foreman, Marshall, Lind-blom, and Mann and Roosevelt ofGary, Indiana.The tournament will begin in IdaNoyes Theatre at 9:15 and will be con¬tinued at various campus places until5. A demonstration of how a RoundTable should be conducted will be pre¬sented by George Probst, Joe Molkup,Audrej”^ Probst, and Peggy Zimmer.Student Forum members who willact as judges are, Jacob Ochstein, A1Pitcher, Joe Molkup, Webb Fiser, JimEngle, Peggy Zimmer, Jim Burtle, Al¬ex Somerville and Maurice Strantz.Kenny Leighton PlaysFor Dormitory DanceKenny Leighton and his orchestrahave been engaged to play for theBurton-Judson Spring Formal May 4.The dance, which is open to residentsand their friends, will begin at 9:30and end at 1. Tickets for the affairwill cost $1.65 a couple and may bepurchased from members of the Dor¬mitory Council.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 11, 1940(the DatluiUariunt> 'r ^FOUNDED IN 1901MF.MBEK ASSOCIATED COLLEGIATPRESSTb* r ailr Maroon is tbe official studentnewspapei of the University of Chicago,published mornings except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday n,iing the Autumn,Winter and Spring quatters by The DailyMaroon Company, 5831 University avenue.Telephones: Hyde Park W2l and 9222.A'ter 6:30 phone in stories to ourprinters. The Chief Printing Company,148 West 62nd street. Telephone Went¬worth 6123.The University of Chicago assumes noresponsibility for any statements appear¬ing in The Daily Maroon or for any con¬tract entered into by The Daily Maroon.The Daily Maroon expressly reservesthe rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper. Subscriptionrates; $3 a year; $4 by mail. Singlecopies: threi cents.Entered as second class matter March18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.KCPRESSNTED POR NATIONAL ADVERTISINO BVNational Advertising Service, Inc.College Publishers Representative420 Madison Ave. New York. N. Y.CHICA60 ' Boston ‘ Los anselis - San FranciscoBoard of ControlRUTH BRODYHARRY CORNEI.IUSWH.1.1AM H. C.RODYDAVID MARTIN. ChairmanALICE MEYERBusinessHARRY F. TOPPINC,. Business Mgr.ROLAND 1. RICHMAN. Advertising Mgr.EDITORIAL ASSOCIATESDemarest Polacheck, William Hankla,Pearl C. Rubins, Hart Wurzburg, MarianCastlemaii, John Stevens, Ernest LeisorNight Editor: Richard PhilbrickMore Than a QuibbleEndyniion, the man in the moon,and the Editor have extended theirbickerings all over the paper. Lostin a beery haze, impressed with theall-pervading importance of Univer¬sity economics. Endymion, in a recentBull Session, offered his fine liberalsentiments on the altar of an endwhich justified the means. The Edi¬tor, evidently influenced by the al¬coholic breath emanating from hislunar visitor, forgot his function asa crusading critic.Only the beer could have led to thechange of heart in both these char¬acters. Because both of them knewbeforehand that the Browder issuerepresented a conflict of ideals. Theyrealized, al-so, that this issue was notone into which they could throw thefull fervor of their liberal sentiments—they considered the issue, insofar asit pertained to this campus, an arti¬ficial one. Nevertheless, it existed.Endymion showed the Editor thathe was in a more fortunate positionthan the University administration.For it is the business of the admini¬stration to worry about the practicaleffects of permitting or not permit¬ting a Communist sentenced by thecourts to speak on this campus. TheEditor, on the other hand, is able,indeed it is his duty, to cherish noblersentiments and to remind his readersof higher ideals. In this, the Editor’smain trouble is that he is inadequatefor the task.Perhaps the Editor thought of othercases where ideals conflicted. TheGreeks put one of their greatest men,Socrates, to death. It was theirright, as Socrates knew, to do this. Hew'as making their youth unfit to begood citizens. The Romans killedJesus; he was creating unrest in thestate. Both these great men repre¬sented ideals nobler and higher in per¬fection than those of the states theychallenged. Yet for others ever toattain this kind of perfection the pro-twtion afforded by a secure state wasnecessary first.Maybe the Editor thought that theideals of the martyrs would havedied out and been lost to man if allwriters had understood the jiroblemof the state and bowed to it in silence.If Plato had been quiet we wouldknow nothing of Socratic wisdom: ifthe disciples had been obedient therewould be no traces of Christianity.Both these men were better than thesociety they lived in; yet the .societyhad to try to survive.The analogy between Browder andthe great martyrs should not hepressed too strongly. It is not likelythat he has anything to say that willmake men very much better. Yetsome people think he has, and theywant to hear him. If they don’t geta chance to hear him, they may thinkthe analogy more valid than it is. Thesimilarity is not in Browder’.s havingtoo much advanced truth for a Uni-veisity audience, but in the attitudethe University audience .should taketowards his having b e e n banned.Denying him permission to speakhere was illiberal—as such we shoulddeplore it. If those who are supposedto be progressive don’t fight illiberal-ity, who else will?1 he Editor was probably afiaidthat if he submitted to the adminis-tiation’s decision now he would be Bull SessionA “cov” side of the Sationaf LaborRelatioris Board is presented helote, .4“pro" side ivas written in ifesterdm/sMaroon. The same topic leill be dis¬cussed at a meeting of I^olitical I’nionin Law Xorth todap at The Ma¬roon is not tu'-cessarilp in accord withthe views herewitJi presented.Capital and Labor have been at oddsfor a good many years. Both havepulled some shady deals they wouldrather not talk about. Both havechalked up commendable records. Butthe gap between them still remainswide and foi’eboding. because the Xa-tional Labor Relations .4ct has notfulfilled the good puipose for whichit was intended.In lOoS the Wagner .Act waspassed. Its purpose was two-fold: (1)To reduce the number of strikeswhich were being waged wholesale atthat time to compel employers to dealcollectively with their workers. (2) Tostrengthen unionism as an agency forimproving the conditions of the work¬ers. Mr. Wagner .>-aid that in impos¬ing judicial functions on the NationalLabor Relations Board, around whichthe entire act revolves, he followedthe precedent established by the In¬terstate Commerce Commission andthe Federal Trade Commission. TheWagner .Act did not disguise its sen¬timents. It was on labor’s side, givingthe workman powerful legal backingin obtaining demands allegedly deniedhim formerly by his boss. In theory,it elevated the coal-shoveler, the book¬keeper, the mill hand to bargainingstature equal to the employei ’s.But something went haywire. In¬stead of reducing strikes it had theopposite effect. Stiikc statistics dur¬ing the three years immediately pre¬ceding the -Act looked this way: 19.‘{2.S41; l.(>95; lii:i4. IHoti. Thenthe Wagner .Act entered, but insteadof capping the spurt in strikes, its e e m e d to inject new stimu¬lus. In 19;}() they had gone to 2,172.In 19.‘}7 even labor department offi¬cials were wiping their brows as theylooked at the record—4,740. In 19158they dropped to 2,772, but still farahead of the pre-Wagner .Act figures. i Labor won many of the strikes. ButI when labor representatives walked in-! to the conference I'oom with the em¬ployers, conversation was crisp. It is(not human nature to arise gracefully,I shake hands, and congratulate a fel¬low who has just hit you over thehead with a baseball bat. The victorieswere hollow victories for Labor. Thesplit between the worker and his bossonly widened, it was a breathing spell |while the two forces girded for a igreater battle. |This is the way the Wagner .Act |solved the “strike” problem. How did |it strengthen unionism? Just about jthe same way. It widened the division |between the CIO and the -AF of L.Tiue, Union membership increased,hut somewhere along the road theNLR.A backfired, or Labor is ungrate¬ful. .At any rate, two of the bitterestcritics that the National Labor Rela¬tions Board has now are the CIO andthe .AF of L. Does this excerpt froma speech of Philip Murray, vice pres¬ident of the CIO, sound like applause:“If the NLR.A was passed to luomoteindustrial peace, to promote the trueprinciples of collective bargaining,and to enable workers to join unionsof their own choosing, why does theNLRB interfere with the right to trueeolleetive bargaining after the work-1ers have demonstrated by vote theirwillingness to engage in corporation-,wide collective bargaining?”The NLR.A did not get a curtaincall from the .AF of L gallery, either,j The report of the executive council of[the AF of L at Houston, Texas, Octo¬ber .‘5, 19.)8, opened this way: “If is.'with deep ivgret that frankness im¬pels us to report to you that the Na-[tional Labor Relations Board has a<l-niinistered flu* act contrary to its Ict-I ter, spirit, and intent, with manifestbias and prejudice against the .AE ofj L and in favor of dual and rival or¬ganizations. Our resi-ntimoit has beenI aioused and your ofiieers have pub¬licly and officially in most vigorous' terms condemned this unholy alliancebetween a government agency exer¬cising (luasi-judicial jurisdiction andthe CIO."..•TRAVELING BAZAAR...By DKK HIMMELIn The Morning Mail. . .was a letter from Edith Ge-I)unkand Sandy Sidecar, (remember theirBazaar on libraries?) Candidly, thisletter wasn’t very good so we won’tprint it. Try again Edith and Sandy,you might hit next time... .a note from Bob Cole informing usthat Christine Palmer Peck had de¬livered to the world and (ieorge I’ecka six pound plus, baby girl. .Mrs. Peckis a famous campus figure who re¬sides in “Little Bohemia.” The Fatheris (ieorge Peck of “('andles and (Jar-lie.”Randall vs. Reds. . .was rather a serious thing to somepeople. However, there was one hu¬morous touch to the whole affair. Theother morning Dean Randall wentout to his front porch to pick up hismorning Tribune. Some one, it seems.switching principles. Unlike the in¬spired Endymion, he could not con¬vince himself that the Browder casecould be a unique incident. Hetrembled at seeing himself justifyingalmost anything in terms of its valueto the survival of the University. Andthis is what might happen if he losthis function of criticism.Of course, maybe both Endymionand the Editor were getting overlyhigh-flow’n. Maybe this is not a caseof expediency versus morals at all.It may be that financial repurcussionsmay not occur, or that their possibili¬ty did not influence the Dean’s de¬cision. If so, the decision was an in¬sult to University students, and theEditor should have been much moreindignant about the whole affair. Notthat civil liberties w'ere violated, forBrowder could speak elsewhere thanon this campus and the Universityhas a right to withhold its sanction,but that students here are matureenough to listen to a man who hasforged passports without themselvesgoing out and forging passports. Wecan listen to convicts and remain un¬seduced!At any rate when Endymion hasto take to drink in a vain attempt toreach the high places we think hehas outlived his usefulness. So thathe will not make the Editor too sym¬pathetic with the administration’s jproblems anymore, and lead a well- jintentioned critical attitude astray,we ai-e sending him back to that rc-1mote dream world he came from. had stolen the boss’ paper. So out tothe corner went David Randall, DeanRandall ’s elder son. (He’s abouteleven). Coming hack, he infornu'dhis fathci- that there weren’t anyTribs left on the stand, “hut here,”and he handed his father a paper. Itwas a copy of The Daily Worker!All American...Ruth Wehlan is certainly becom¬ing the all-around .American girlquickly, (’otfee shop roues will noticeLa Wehlan doing hits of embroideryover a coke. 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Ricketts .North, L-IO.INditical Union meeting. “The Wag¬ner Labor Relations .Act.” Law North,15: .‘50. I Hillel League, “New Forces 1,^,i Challenge Dur Times.” Dr. .Abra, i ISachar, University of Illinois. I te,-’national House, 8.Federation of University M.,i,enTraining school for upper-class .ur,.scllors. Any University women lavattend. Mandel hall, .‘5:;5().CRUISE — DANCING — POLOWRESTLING — GOLF — RIDING, ETC.$27.00 in Admission Tickets (or $1.00By special arrangement of the advertisers, listed below, we have available boo*.of admission tickets, valued at $27 on sale tor $1. This is done tor advertisinqto acquaint you with the sports these concerns have available.The Tickets are as follows:No. ofAdmissions ViDANCING. BEACHWALKedgewater beach hotel 2 $2.SOPOLO, OAKBROOK 2 1.00MOONLIGHT CRUISE 1 .7bDANCING PARADISE 4 2.05SWIMMING, ILGAIRE 2 .80ROLLER SKATING 3 1.20GOLF, PICKWICK 2 1.50GOLF, WHITE PINES 2 1.50GOLF, GLENBARD, BRIERGATE 2 1.00WRESTLING 2 3.60DANCING CASINO MODERNE 4 1.60INTERCOLLEGIATE BASKETBALL 2 1.50HORSEBACK RIDING, OAKSHIRE 3 3.00CUMBERLAND STABLES 3 3.00DANCING 4 2.0038 $27.00All tor $'.00 and good tor entire Spring and Summer of 1940The edition is limited and will be on sale Tuesday through Fridas.\pr. 9 to 12—so if you are interested in securing one of Ihese saluahlehooks, he sure to (JKT V()UK.8 AT O.NCK.BOOK AVAILABLE IN U. OF C. BOOKSTOREAND INFORMATION DESK IN PRESS BLDG.DiliH* Diiiiu'r . . n fireat success'’''(see culumn one)(l<niiH*il-(]ai*iiival To Be Held111 Ida Noyes On May 2iidCf.A.A. DelightluDimc-DimWfi^llunt^AudSon^The (I.A.A. (lime (iiiiner last Fridaywas a liiir suecvss. The proirram he^ranat four, with a pltiy entitle<l “OurRelatives.” Jean Sulzlu-r^er and Mari-ilyti Sill praetieally “l)roinrht downthe house” its the two maiden aunts,I specially wtnm a eloud of powderarose from the head of "Aunt .Mehi-tahlo" alias Marilyn..Marion Weinherc next entertainedwith a medley of .sonjrs, then playedthe aeeompaninnmt to the tap danein^rI'f Hehiine Moses, tind (’o. Sue Hoh-neti’s monologue was so heartily re-ceivud th»V wus i«> ^iv«^ ancneore.Finally the hij; mystery of the after¬noon was solved, when the threat Ku-ropean troop under the direetion ofMary Strauss, presented the “Mikado"111 a style without a douht quite dif¬ferent from any other before pro-'onted. And Harbara Deutseh’s rendi¬tion of “Titwillow" was, to say theleast, unusual. There were many other|)art ieijiants..A seavenjr»‘r hunt, under the diree¬tion of .Anne Hutehinson, built up ap¬petites for dinner. Dr. Downin^r and.Miss .Maxey aettnl as judijes. Out ofa list of twenty articles, containin^rsuch little items as .Mr. Davey’s auto-irraph written backwards, the outlineof the key from the ('lassies elevator,and an “Isia Isabellji.” Harbara Smith Plea Issued forStudents to HelpEntertainThe annual l]-Hi>;h I-ites sponsor¬ed by the Student ('ouncil will takeplace on .May second in Ida NoyesMall. The Student Council is send-ini; out pleas for talented actors andactresses f ' perform before their fel¬low “scho' s” in the variety show..Any type of talent or indication ofsuch will be accepted as many partsare to be tilled. Besides the mainVariety show there are to be manysmallei' skits that several trroups areto i)Ut K. So far, there have beenno volu.iieeis for the positions andutdess there is more support jjiventhis atfair the Council may have tocall it otf.The various clubs and other organi-zationjTiire to havt^concessT()ns nearto the bi^ show. These will consistof exhibits of the clubs’ work and oftheir particular fields.The show is ^jiven as a benertt per¬formance for The University Settle¬ment ajid the Hyde Hark Xei^hhor-hood club, and all money received willKo to these charitable organizations.Meie's a chance for all of you toshow your school spirit as well asyour dramatic ability. Support yourschool and your (’ouncil by contribut-int; to this jjala performance!!and Katharine Wrijrht won with a to¬tal of 14 objects..As much potato salad, hot do^s,“dixies,” milk as one could eat, madeup the refreshments. Miss Maxey,and Dr. Downing joined the dinner.Froth and FoamSpring!Dtticially Spring came into Inung on.March 21 at the V'ernal Kquinox.(Mood work, eh Skinner?) Really,spring does not come into its own un¬til the weather becomes consistentlynice.What gieat man said, “In spring a.\oung man’s fancy turns to thoughtsof love,” or words to that effect? Nowthat everyone knows what spring is(at least those in I’hy. Sci. B) let’sg< t a cross section on love.Winston’s Simplified Dictionarysays; “Passionate devotion to one ofthe opposite sex.”(ioethe said: “Were shaped andfashioned by what we love.”“Love looks not with the eyes, butwith the mind,” is a note from Shake¬speare.Friend Victor Hugo states most ad¬mirably, “The first syiriptom of lovein a young man is timidity; in a girl,it is boldness.”Wishing to add to the famous (juo-tations, we give eternal doubt whichse.‘!ns to lun through the mind onthe foregoing subject, at the earlyoutcry of this strang emotion: “I loveyou very much. Is it possible that youlove me, or is it that I imagine it asa result of the condition I feel uponme ?”Sonnet II(Petrarchian style) PenelopeWhen all the skies above are overcast,.And mournful falling rain bedews theground,.And nowheres joyful spirits can befound.And haj)pines.s—a flag, is at half mast.When all that’s sweet and brightseems of the past,.And dogged, dragging footsteps strikethe ground,.And nowhere is there heard a cheer¬ful sound.There is but one to bring in joy at last.And to describe the beauty of it all,I can’t. Why paint a i)icture showinggraceOr tint a canvass when no such dyesexist?Penelope is who does enthrall.One who is fair of form, of hair, offace,She can’t be real—she’s but a dream,a mist.* * *THE STKAMSHOVEI.(Digs up all the dirt.)The Hi-Y Ranch has come andpassed. Snatching a few notes hitherand yon we find:Earl .McCain very cold to Jane Bit-tel. As a matter of fact, he was cold(('ontinued on page four) F.Y.C. WEEKLYTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 11, 1940 Page ThreeBOB FRAZIER ELECTED!!Weekly’s WeaklyWheeling WhirlFeatures Skating, Dancing, DartsDarts will be thrown at the picturesof Mr. Skinner, Mr. Keohane, Mr. Hilland Editor-Business Manager of theCorrelator, Wesley Holland at theWeekly’s Weakly Wheeling Whirl on.April Ibth.j .Another highlite of the evening will; be fancy skating exhibitions by BettyHartman and others with whom sheintends to w'ork out an amusing show.The “other” personalities are not yetknown, but will be good, as is prom-I ised.The event, sponsored by the F’ourA'ear College Weekly, will be a grandaffair: informal, a lot of fun withvery many different things to do.There will be dancing, roller skating,exhibition fancy skating and dartthrow’ing.There w’ill be no charge for outsidedates to the party to which 10th, 11th,12th and IJth graders are invited. It will begin at 7:45 in the Ida NoyesHall Gym.Fre.shmen girls will sell soft drinksand either popcorn or potato chips.The charge will be quite minimal, buta charge is necessary since the Weeklydoes not receive its money to sponsorsocial events, but to publish a paper.Faculty chaperons for the affairwill be Mr. Mickel, Miss Cambell andMiss Acker. To keep the atmosphereas informal as possible there will beno receiving line. Music for the skat¬ing and dancing will be provided byphonograph records transmitted overan amplifying .system.Dress will be most informal: skirtsand sweaters and overalls will be inorder. Although there is no themefor the occasion, it will be a mixtureof the G.A.A. Barn dance and theHi-Y Ranch party as far as the attireis concerned.School Says""Thanks Awfcilly*^^To Play festersGeorge Jean Nathan’s play is en¬tirely responsible for the current ex¬pression used by members of the ca.st()f “Thanks .Awfully.” The cast hasa very good reason to answer theirI many compliments with the title.I The play was fairly well directedby Sue Bohnen. The play was wellstaged, but Mandel Hall is large andsometimes the lines could not be heard.This was soon corrected, and after thelir.st few offenses, nothing was missed.Chief offenders to this crime wereEdith Magerstadt and Beryl Brand.Or perhaps it was only the laughterthat rose above their voices. Pai’tic-ularly good were Janice Shaughnes.syas Mrs. Smythe, and Edith Mager¬stadt, who, as Nannette forced JimReynolds’ backward retreat across thestage.Mary McHie as Dot was very good,but not at all times natural. Jim Rey¬nolds was more himself than Dickson,but handled his almost mute part verywell, murmuring “Thanks Awfully”at intervals to a bevy of designingwomen.Virginia Banning lisped and giggledj convincingly through her part. MarianI Baker as Edith was not always con-i vincing, while Betty Ander.son as Car-I ol filled the part capably. Beryl BrandI played a snobbish part very realisti-t cally, but she came haughtily on stage,rushed whispering through her un¬heard lines, and w-alked off the stage.Eleanor Karlstrom who as Mariongets her man, curbed her tendency tooveract and did full justice to her part.The play went off very well andeveryone in the large audience en¬joyed it thoroughly.Dean Smith TalksAt Chapel Union“My Philosophy of Life” is the titleof the talk to be given by Dean ZensL. Smith at the Chapel Union meet¬ing Sunday, April 14th, at 7:30 inthe YWC.A room of Ida Noyes Hall.FYC students are invited to attend.The talk is one of a series on the“Philosophies of Life” presented byseveral members of the Universityfaculty. Past speakers have includedEustace Hayden, whose philosophy isHumanism; Anton Carlson, with aBiological Science viewpoint; G. A.Borge.se, who talkeil on Fascism; and i Hi-Y Raiic*h-[)aiiceDraws Record :Attendancei IMost .school dances are pronouncedsuccesses. The Hi-Y Ranch party was 1different in that it really was a suc¬cess. jIThe Hi-Y’ers worked hard all day ISaturday to build their little mad¬house, and it didn’t fall short of theirexpectations. The “Ranch” drew a ;motley crowd of juniors and seniors Ias well as a smattering of sophs, in¬cluding Kornhauser in his nightshirt.Promient members of the FYC seized ,the opportunity to revert to child- ;hood days, and put on a vvell develop- jed exhibition game of “cops and rob- |bers.” Poor Reynolds got one in the 'stomach. I!The rest of the evening was drawn- ;out chaos. The bewildered “Esquires” |put up a losing battle against cap ipistols, .45s, paper plates, balloon 'busters, and other distractions. ;Service Committee’s“Old Shoe” DriveBegins Next WeekNext Week the “old shoe” drive jwill open. It is the first time that anymembers of the school have under¬taken such a project. Therefore in ^the hope that this may set a precedent ]for the future there is much need for 'cooperation. !iThe drive is sponsored by the serv¬ice committee of the Girl’s Club andwill last one week April 22 to April26. The shoes will be repaired by theWP.A and will be distributed to the .public schools. !To start the drive the Committee isgiving a party at Ida Noyes on Tues¬day, .April 23. Admission will be onepair of shoes. IIn addition to the party, to which Iboth boys and girls are invited (also ifaculty), the Club is sponsoring a i{tour of the WPA Cobbling project, iI .A definite date has not been set but '' Iwill probably be next week. .All who |I are interested please get in touch jI with Luise Marks before Tuesday, |I April 16. jFather Dunn, who presented a Catho-j lie philosophy. Chapel Union is pre-I senting this series to help its mem-' bers work out their own philosophies.I Of special value is the discussionj• period held afterwards, in which theI students question the speakers and[ discuss the ideas presented. Comstock and ReeceChosen to HeadBoys’ and Girls’ ClubsBy MARY LOU ROGERSBob Frazier was elected presidentof the Student Council in the all¬school elections held Tuesday, April9. The winners of the contests for theother major offices are: BarbaraReece, president of the Girls’ Club;Elizabeth Yntema, president of theG.A.A.; Dave Comstock, president ofthe Boys’ Club. These people comprisethe “Big Four” for next year and inaddition to Bob Frazier, all of themare automatically on the StudentCouncil next year to represent theirorganization. The new Student Coun¬cil with Bob Frazier at its head, willnot take over until next year, al¬though Bob Frazier will serve in ap¬prenticeship from now on and willpreside at the last meeting or so.Jean Sulzberger was elected vice-president of the Girls’ Club and Ellen'^'ner and Eloise Grawoig receivedtf.. nosts of Second Year Representa¬tives. The committee heads electedwere: Helaine Moses for the SeiviceCommittee, Ruth Irwin for the Settle¬ment Committee, Sue Pfaelzer, forthe Social Committee, and BarbaraBezark for the new committee, thePublicity Committee. This board will,with Barbara Reece as president, nottake over until after May 15, whenthe officers of this year will turn theirduties over to their successors; butfrom now on, they will come to themeeting.Rogers, G..A,.A. PresidentMary Louise Rogers was electedvice-i)resident of the G..A.A.; BillieNicholson, Imp Captain; Jane Wag¬ner, Pep Captain; and ElizabethSpencer, Second Year Representative.This board, with Elizabeth Yntema aspresident, will not take up its dutiesuntil next year when the first yearofficers are elected, but will attendthe meeting the rest of the year.Jamieson, .Moore tieBob Jamieson and Aubi'ey Mooretied for treasurer of the Boys’ Cluband so there must be a run-off elec¬tion between them. The date of theelection will be set by the Boys’ Clubas either Friday or sometime nextweek. This board, with Comstock pre¬siding, will also not take over till nextyear.No Activities FeeNext Year forThe F.Y.C. StudentsStudents in the first two years ofthe F.Y.C. next year will not have tol)ay the regular high school activitiesfee. This was decided by the Admin¬istration on Tuesday, the ninth ofApr 1. The money for the activities isto come from the University. Theregular University medical fee of$9.00 a year will be charged FYCstudents next year. This fee includesa complete physical examination andtwo weeks hospitalization free.Student activities under such a pro¬gram would have to be less expensive.There is really no need for the largeamount of money which is expendedon i)arties for which only a small per¬centage of the students turns out.Other things could probably be ob¬tained for much less than what wenow pay for them. In such ways thedifference betw’een the amount ofmoney that we have had in the pastand that which we will have in thefuture may be compensated for with¬out cramping the style.The Medical Fee i)rovides manyuseful things. If a student breaks anarm or leg, he may have it x-rayed,set, and entirely taken care of free!.Any sudden emergency is cared for,and through the physical examinationmany illnesses are caught before theyhave a chance to develop into some¬thing really serious..All together, it seems as thoughnext years’ students will be gettingmore for their money, for the Uni¬versity does not mean to cut downtoo much on the amount spent forstudent activities.THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 11, 1940Page FourI Dicbi’t Do It!This issue of the Four Year Col¬lege Weekly was put out by stu¬dents who helped most consistentlyon the paper so far. Publicationwas made without any assistanceof the editorial staff and the editor-in-chief. It must be said howeverthat some of the radical changesshould be attributed to Dave Mar¬tin, Daily Maroon copy editor whohelped for a short time. The issuewas completely in charge of BobSchwartz.Next week the Weekly will againbe published by the regular staffand students may look forwardagain to a good issue.R.R.S.ComprehensivesAnd Studying™With the Comprehensives com¬ing it would be good to remindcertain students how to study.To study, one sits in the studyhall and readily sees why manystudents complain of “too muchwork.” Now, it’s not fair to saythat we never get too much homework, for often it seems thateach teacher has tried to outdothe other in assigning work. Asa result, one studies for a four orfive hour stretch. However, it isfair to say that if the students asa whole knew how to study, theywouldn’t think that they hadbeen assigned an excess amountof work.Now, what is the right way tostudy? Is it to read a few’ min-|utes and then lean back and tell iyour neighbor how’ much youhave to w’ork ? One spends twiceas much time studying that w’ay.Is the way to study to laugh andtalk for forty minutes and tostudy the remaining ten min¬utes? The person that does thiscan expect to take a long timedoing his work. Besides thesetwo types of “studiers” there aretw’O more. One is the case of themaiden fair at one end of theroom and the fellow bold at theother, both entirely engrossingthe other’s attention. Can thesetwo hope to get any real w’ork-ing done?The last case is that of thestudents w’orking over at one ofthe side tables. Both are en¬tirely absorbed in their work.They sit thinking for a momentthen wTite down the result ofthat brain movement. Then per¬haps one makes a quick refer¬ence to the dictionary or pro¬cures another book to obtain anew’ idea (or even ideas). What¬ever the exact movements maybe, those making them are quick,capable students who reallymean business w’hen they work.They utilize every minute of thefifty minute periods. Now, thatis the way to study if you w’antto accomplish something. Haveyou ever tried to see how’ muchwork you can accomplish if youwork for fifty minutes straight?You will find that if you do thisyou can finish one-quarter toone-half of your work duringthis time. In fact, one could inall fairness say that if you havelight assignments for the nextday, you can finish them all with¬in a period of an hour and a half.This of course assumes that youconcentrate all during that pe¬riod. You will find, if you trythis, that you have plenty of timeto review for the comprehen¬sives, work ahead or do thoseextra-curriculum activities youwant to do.R.A.D.S.Seniors Vole in FavorOf White Graduation SuitsThe ballots for graduation dresswhich were passed out during thesenior class meeting Monday gave theresult of 22-19 in favor of whitesuits.Candidates for next year’s allschool offices were introduced at ajoint meeting of the first and secondyear FYC classes which was held lastMonday morning at 9:00 in 126 Grad¬uate Education. Graduation was also Epitaph to F.Y.C,Weekly StaffBy JO.\N WEHLENBehind our homey building, 5810Woodlawn, over the venerable site ofthe kitchen (my, how archeologicalthis sounds!) is the place where thereal work of a University goes on atfeverish pace. By this time you haveno doubt guessed this is the Weekly(optionally calletl Weakly) office.Here, on Tuesday and Wednesday aft¬ernoons throughout the year, the edi¬tors and reporters slave aw’ay at theirrespective tasks. (Editing and re¬porting of course.)Doing neither of these, but beingvery apt at supervising, is RichardSchindler, the editor-in-Chief, usuallyseen on the kitchen sink or at thetypewriter, typing away wildly aneditorial on Correlator finances.Among those who do a little morework are Bob Anderson, managingeditor and photographer, who is a wiz¬ard at page makeup and porti*aits forthe Headlites column. Still busier isSylvia Bernsen, efficient, but temper-mental news editor and Headlinewriter (she’s resigned three times).Also there is sports editor Lynch“Scoop” Gronert, who has a toughtime thinking up words for “defeat”every week, and Joan Wehlen, featureeditor, for whose stories there is sel¬dom enough space. Oliver Hallet isbusiness and circulation manager, andthe entire staff is advised by Mr. JereC. Mickel.This year, for the first (and per¬haps the last) time, the Weekly com¬bined with the Daily Maroon, the cam¬pus paper, and issued with it onThursdays.Another innovation of the paper isthe “Weekly’s Weakly W’heelingWhirl,” a roller skating party to begiven by the Weekly in Ida NoyesHall on April 19th. It promises to beone of the most popular events of theseason.Editorial policy has supported co¬operation w'ith the new Four YearCollege system, demanded a F.Y.C.orchestra, and advocated a cheaperCorrelator. When the yearbook wasforbidden, however, to run advertise¬ments, the Weekly defended and ar¬gued for it.“Study Hall MayAgain BecomeCompulsory”—SmithLiberty implies responsibility. Oneof the reasons assigned for the pres¬ent difficulties in Europe is that thosepeople now under the rulership of dic¬tators were unable to take on thefreedom that came with the democra¬cies which followed the first WorldWar.The new rule making study hall op¬tional conveys a certain amount ofliberty. If the rule is to be successful,the responsibility implied by that lib¬erty must be accepted by those whoare its beneficiaries.Report has been made to the admin¬istration that some of the Four YearCollege students are spending timebetween classes in the halls of Bel-field and the Graduate EducationBuilding, and that they are distu'*bingclasses which are going on in thesebuildings. If this continues, it will benecessary to rescind the action whichhas made study hall optional.A further disturbing report hasbeen that students of the Collegestand upon the steps of Belfield wheremuch younger students are going inand out, and engage in smoking.While your “busy dean” feels unqual¬ified to discuss the moral side of thesmoking question, he would point outthat good taste is an important ele¬ment in all human relations. Cer¬tainly, the dictates of good taste im¬ply that older students who are neces¬sarily much freer from restrictionsthan are the younger ones will not inany way offend these younger stu¬dents or their parents.Verbum sap!Zens L. Smithdiscussed.Howard Brown, senior class pres¬ident, discussed the graduation dresssituation and passed ballots to allsenior boys, at which time Bill Kemptook charge of the rest of the meetingwhich was devoted to the introductionof the candidates for Student Coun¬cil, Boys’ Club, Girls* Club and G.A.A.offices. |Woelliier SpeaksTo P.A., Subject:Vocational Guidance Track Team Meets St. RitaHigh School TomorrowBy SYLVIA BERNSENProfessor Woellner addressed agroup of 12th year mothers and stu¬dents on the subject of vocationalguidance yesterday, in Ida Noyes. Hissubject, a most timely one, held hisaudience spellbound throughout histalk.His introduction was a short voca¬tional paper written by a Sub-Fresh¬man of 1927. The ambitious youngman, after lengthy consideiation ofall vocations, decided that he was firmin his belief that he wanted to be“nothing”.The rest of Mr. Woellner’s talk wasdivided into three parts. First he con¬sidered opportunities for young peo¬ple today about which he was fairlyoptimistic. Although the youth of to¬day live in a greater competitive sit¬uation than that of their parents,there are always new careers appeai’-ing daily. To prove this fact, he quot¬ed some statistics which showed that25 percent of the workers today areengaged in occupations which did notexi.st 30 years ago.He next considered the require¬ments for vocations. These he dividedinto physical, social, and mental, allof which he as.sured the audiencecould be tested by examinations.His last point was that importanceof considering people’s interests be¬fore selecting a vocation. A youngperson should be sure that his inter¬ests truly coincide with his choice be¬fore he launches upon it.He concluded by saying that youngj people today are more immature thanthose of a few generations ago, for ascivilization advances, infancy is pro¬longed.Scientific MethodInvented by\ ^Duval Jar osDuval Jaros, well-know FYC sen¬ior and president of the Bisike Club,made headlines in the scientific worldwhen an article which he wrote wasprinted in Zoologica, the magazine ofthe New York Zoological Society.Jaros article was entitled “Occlu¬sion of the Venom Duct of Crotalidaeby Electrocoagulation: .4n Innovationj in Operative Technique.” For thosereaders who do not understand thismouthful, in simple language it is anew method of rendering rattlesnakesnon-poisonous. Instead of performinga difficult and delicate operation onthe venom gland itself, the venomduct, which carries the poison to thefangs, is treated electrically in sucha manner that the duct is severed andwill not grow back again. This pro¬cess is known as electrocoagulation.Another innovation used by Jarosw'as a special operating board to holdthe snake, which he also designed.The publication in which this ap¬peared is one of the leading zoologicalpublications of the United States andthe FYC can feel justly proud of hav¬ing an amateur scientist of Jarospotentialities in its midst. Baseball TeamLooks ForivardTo Good SeasonThe baseball team, after a toughsliding practice and an inter-squadgame, looks like a million dollars. Aft¬er the first inter-squad game Mr. C.Murphy, much pleased with theirshowing in the field and at bat, for¬warded what he thought was theprobable lineup. He put Mugalian atfirst, J. Portis and Comstock at thekeystone sack, Bayard and Reynoldsat short, with Boughner and Baker atthird.The catchers will be Hallet. Jaffee,Swindle, and Metcalf; the three start¬ing pitchers should bo Stringhani,Soloman and Millar. S. Epstein, Stil-omon and Millar, when not pitching,will take care of the garden.The first league game will be atWheaton on the 17th. The uniformswill be issued very soon. There areno pi actice games with Hyde Park insight. The baseball diamond 'in backof the Fieldhouse when finished, willbe a player’s dream, and as good usany one in the league.(iirls^ SportsFeature TennisAnd BaseballMary K. Browne, nationally knowntennis teacher and former champion,is at the University this week takingcharge of the tennis cla.s.ses, so thisactivity has assumed an importantspot in the girls’ sports field. By per¬sonal demonstration, as well as bycorrection of each girl’s individualfaults, Miss Browne is helping thegirls improve their game. A specialexhibit of Mary K. Browne tennisequipment is in the lobby of IdaNoyes Hall this w'cek.* « «A dinner in honor of Mary K.Browne is to be held today, sponsoredby the W..4..4. All Four Year CollegeG..\..4. girls are invited to attendwhether they belong to a W.A.A.athletic club or not. The cost for thedinner will be $.75, but club mem¬bers will only be charged $.65.The athletic clubs will compete forthe best table decorations, .\fter thedinner a program will be held in thetheatre. Several clubs will presentskits for the entertainment of theguests.*Baseball practice during the springquarter is drawing the attention ofseveral active G.A.A. members onMonday and Wednesday afternoonafter school in Dudley Field, but itis felt that more girls should comeout for practice.Froth and Foam—(Continued from page three)to the extent of putting an ice cubedown the girl’s back. Coach, Derr AnnouncesProbable Participants;Team Gains MembersThe track team will open its . at-door season with a meet against St.Rita High. This encounter will 'akein Stagg Field tomorrow at 4:00, .\1.though the team gained more in. in-bers than it lost, it will still welcomenew recruits, M. Roth, S. Sergei, andB. V’on Holst please note.Seniors Fairly StrongIn the Senior division HimniellilauMoore, and Simmons will enter -hecentury while Kemp will be add« d tothis list for the 220 yd. dash eniius.Since Himmelblau is running hedashes and Sergei has failed to report,Barry is the only remaining memberof our winning trio in the 440 yd. . m.Sergei is greatly needed for th(‘ bigmeets and relays later in the seasonand it is hoped he (and others) -mIIreport soon. Harwood and KudiayJamie.son will again compete in ;hc880 yd. run. Wallens will run eith.rthe former event or the mile togetli. rwith Yasus, Feiler, and McConmll.The 200 yd. low hurdles will he runby Green, Keefer, Flook, and .Mo.pic,while in the 120 yd. high hurdles theformer two hurdlers and Metcalf willbe entered. Metcalf and Flook will beleeping to great heights in the highjump as will be Himmelblau, Mo.ire,and Kemp, leaping for distance in thebroad jump. The discus, like the brca.ljump is added to the list of event- I'.irthe outdoor season and will have Bun-de.sen, Kemp, O’Brien and Yasu- en¬tered. The shot putters for the eut-door season will be the same as .hoseheaving it during the indoor sea-.mnamely, O’Brien, Parmenter, P'li.-d-man and DeBruin. U. Highs p.devaulters are Flook, Nusbaum, amiLager.Juniors Wt .'k in DashesThe junior team will be hamperedby the loss of Moore, who although ajunior for the rest of the season willprobably compete in the senior diM-sion so as to strengthen the seniorteam and to give him compel it ipuiequal to that of the big meets and re¬lays to be entered later in the season.Halverson will run the three juniordash event", these are 50,100, and ih.220 yds. Newell will run the 220 alongwith the 660 and in the later eventwill also be Bob Schwartz and Good¬man. The 110 yd. low hurdles will beentered by Menaul, Palmer, sind (innoweth. The juniors are strongest inthe field events, among which is thehigh jump with Wright, Palmer, andJ. Schwartz, the shot put with HobJamieson, Lindholm, Baty, and .Midii.The di.scus throwers are Bob Jamie¬son, .Newell and Wright. RohertM.nand probably Newell, Halveison,Wright, and Bob Jamieson will be en¬tered i!i the broad jump. Menaul andRobertson are the polevaulters.The Team looks forward to a suecessful season this spring and it itruly the duty of all U. Highers . 'support it.COME OUT TOMORROW ToWATCH THE TEAM BEAT STRITAS!Playwriting ContestAs yet no one has submitted theiroriginal one-act play to the PI ay fes¬ters’ contest. Remember that the con¬test closes on May 5th! There areonly three weeks left!SOCIAL CALENDARApril 8-12, Girls’ Club SettlementCommittee Canned GoodsDrive.April 12, Friday, 4:00 Stagg Field,U. High-St. Rita Track meet.April 17, Wednesday, 4:00 Whea¬ton, Wheaton Academy-FYCBaseball.April 19, Friday, 7:45, Ida NoyesGym, Weekly’s Weakly Wheel¬ing Whirl.CONTRIBUTETo TheCANNED GOODS DRIVE Bob (Buck) Simond was again theobject of Helen Reed’s emotions. Hesure bowled her over, floored her tobe exact. However the emotion wasone of mild anger and surpri.se, forthe big Senior smacked into her onhis way to a haven from the guns ofa pursuing “posse.”* ♦ ♦The gun battle really drew blood.Outside of one of the posse memberspulling the plugs of his false blood,the aforementioned Simond was insuch a hurry to unload his gun, hesocked himself in the schnozzle...result, nose bleed.*Nomination for champ thrower-of-baseballs-at-target is Helen Pleas-ance, who smeared three with onetoss.Johnny Newmark, sans costume,blew in with old U-Higher Carol Rus¬sell, also sans costume.Bill Kemp (call me “Slim”) broughtan old (or rather former) U-Higher,beauteous Virginia Ailing.♦ ♦ ♦With visiting underclassmen pres¬ent, one gets an idea of what the fu¬ ture pulchritude of U-Hi-FYC will b*-like. Especially one Janet Lieberman,who doubtles promises to follow i'her illustrious older sister’s, Elisrfootsteps—even to making her own'They sure grow ’em nice in that fan'ily!Humanities Note.Dirk De Bruyn, who has hotsteadily punching his way with quipinto this column, again connthrough.In Humanities Lit., the class h:just quieted down for a bit of woiwhen Monsieur “Dirk”, cried out, "ismell beer!” He cast a baleful eye o'the class, and then cried, “SANFORD!” It wasn’t Sandy, so !)■Bruyn hid himself under a text.Come to the “WeeklyV'Weakly Wheeling Whirl"lOth, 11th, 12th, and 13th GRADES