Vol. JO, No. 83 Z-149 THE UNIVERSITY OF’ CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27, 1940 Pour pages in this issue Price 3 CentsFriars Stage GroansAs Choruses RehearseNurses, Srriib-vvoiiieii. Babies, JillerbufjsDance in Show.•'Patients. Please!” will have seven,possibly ei>;ht prodiprious chorus num¬bers. accordinp: to Dale Johnson,Hlackfriars sophomore manaprei' andassistant to dance director Jose Cas¬tro.With oripfinality to equal the oripr-inality r>f the plot, Castro’s danceroutines will be replete with p:erms.nurses, jitterbugs, and scrubwomen.Around 70 able-bodied, and frraceful-limbed joyboys have tried out for thechorus, and this week the floor in theIda Xoyes theatre and Mandel Hallhave been takinp: a beatinp: that only140-0(1(1 feet, with about i:5,.')00pounds of beef on top of them could;rive them.New Opening ChorusFor the first time in Hlackfriars his-tdiy. when the spotliKht is played ontill Mai, and the orchestra swinprs outwith “It's Hlackfriars Time .Ajrain”the spotliprht will also play on a chor¬us. W ith a kick routine as only theFriars boys and the .Abbot prills can(111 It. Castro is reported to be open-itip: the show with a nurse’s number.The top half of the costumes will beluii^es. The bottom half will eitherhr liioomers or diapers.The second chorus will be "Scrub-uoiiu n" in w hich 12 dainty mop slinp:-(■!> will jive. i>ails and Jill. The third j^i.’iis will l)e a ptenuine jitteibup:I 'riilar ,Ioe and Josephine, 'q c'.noli.s will show( •> b. Telline1 I Bi Sci SurveyStaff AhainloiisExamination PlanDespite favorable student opinionexpressed in a ISbTS (juestionnaire.Professor Merle C. Coulter, and hisstaff of the Introductory (JeneralCourse in the Hiolop^ical Sciences havedecided to abandon th»> experimental"basic-advanced” comprehensive ex¬amination adopted in Hb‘57.Accordinjr to a report jmblished bythe staff of the course, the reason fordroppinp: the new system is that it hasfailed to achieve its imijor objectives,reprardless of the fact that studentsseem to like it.Some Slip HyThe abandoned pbin split the ex¬amination into two parts called"basic” and "advanced”. The idea wasto prive students only incidentjilly in¬terested in biolo^ry an ojiportunity topass the course with an understandinp:of the basic fundamentals. These stu¬dents would be driven the opportunityto take only the “basic” section, skipthe "advanced” and aspire for a "C”prrade at best. Those more seriouslyinterested in the subject or interestedin a hiprh prrade miKht take the “ad-I vanced” section. This decision was iij)to the discretion of the student.In a report published by the staffit is shown th:it of lobO only eiprhty-five or ,5.4.') percent of tlu* studentswho have tJiken the “basic-:idvanced”examination, hiive taken the basicportion only. This is indication enouprhthat students are not makinp: use of,t t I Peace CouncilDrives ForUnified StrikeHope to Avoid P)39 BattleiPver Separate Dernonstra-tions.Whether there is to be a unifiedPeace Strike, a Peace Demonstration,or an all campus educatiomil proprramon April 20 will be decided at a meet-in}? sponsored by the Peace Council,F’riday, at Jr.'lO. At present two drivesare beim? jilanned :ind the PeaceCouncil is invitin}? jill campus orpran-i/.ations interested in some sort of apeace proprram to come to F'riday’smeetinpr.The Council has decided that all de¬cisions concerniri}? the nature of thedemonstration must be made by athree-forths majority so thjit a simillpluiality cannot decide the directionof the strike. It is hoped that a cer¬tain minimum platform can be set sothat all interested or}?anizations cansupport the drive which is celebratedon a nationwide scale on the same(bite.Klecfion of OflicersThere will be an election of oflicersfor the comin}? year at Friday’s meet-inp:. In the past few yejirs the peacecelebi'Jition has been a iieace confer¬ence followed by a strike. Last yearfive votes at the final session of thethree day peace conference made theplurality that decided that there wasto be a strike.Hy the time the day came therewere three stiikes ap:ainst war. TheASU and Peace conference strike heldthat collective security was the w:iy tomaintain jieace, the YCAW maintain¬ed a pacifist position, and the Trot-skvit<*s sponsored jin anti-w:ir strike,IJ IMPERFECT IN ORIGINAL Hirsch Leaves Pulse-Slate ReorganizationNed RosenheimMind EvansNew Head forRefugee AidThe reins of the Refup:ee Aid Cam-paipfii officially passed from the handsof Kop:er Ach into those of MimiFvans durinp: the Committee’s lirstrieetinp: yesterday. The chanp:e wasp:reed on the eve of the past vacation.hen Ach discovered that he woulde eli}?ible for a dcp:ree and hence;ould not return to school.Miss Evans, who is a Junior and alember of Mortar Hoard, previously.eld the position of Kecordinp: Secre-ary on the Committee. As yet no oneas been elected to the place she va-ated.$377 F’or EasterThe Committee’s first money rais-ip: endeavor took place Ejister Sun-'ay at a sjiecial service in the IJni-ersity Chapel. More than sixteen•undred people attended the servicend the collection netted the Fundhree hundred and seventy-seven dol¬us.The next efforts of the Committee.ill probably be directed toward thearious fraternities; last year severalf them made contributions of roomnd board to forei}i'n students, andne Committee is tryinp; to have theseledpfes renewed as well as enticelore of the houses to offer this kindf aid.Faculty ContributionsThe Committee wishes to use all ofhe money donated for direct aid toefup:ee students and to achieve thisnd has been canvassin}? members ofhe faculty for money for adminis-rative expenses. At the present aboutalf of the amount that is estimatedo be necessary to run the drive haseen donated by the faculty memberspproached.Anyone who would care to contrib-te to this administrative fund or tohe regular Refugee Aid Fund canend their contributions through theacuity exchange to the Refugee AidCommittee in care of Miss Dorothy)enton in the Dean of Students Of-ce. Forced to Resign When HeQuits School to Work withFHA.Because Emil Hirsch is no longerregistered at the University he hasfound it necessary to resign his posi¬tion as editor of Pulse.A reorganization of the magazineeditorial staff will be announced to¬morrow, according to Irwin Bieder-man, business manager, who is theonly remaining Hoard member.FIIA Gets HirschHirsch is now working for the Fed-eral Government as publicity directorfor the Chicago division of the F’ed-eral Housing authority. He trans¬ferred from Michigan for his Junioryear, is a member of Zeta Beta Tau,and of Owl jind Serpent, Senior men’shonorary society.Pulse was founded by John Morris,Hob Speer, and Hud James in 1937. Ithad a phenomenal first year, blazinga trail as the only college news-mag¬azine in the United States. In 1938Pulse was run by a board consistingof Ned Rosenheim, Lahman Arnould,George McElroy, and Leonard Scher-mer. A compromise between McElroyand Rosenheim, the present Boardwas composed of Hirsch and Bieder-man, with the expectancy that one ortwo of the Juniors would be elevatedto Hoard positions, made full part¬ners in the organization.Glick Gets LeftTwo of the three Juniors, Bob Davisand John Patrick, resigned during thesummer however, leaving only IraGlick in line for promotion. Glick hasactually been responsible for most ofthe work of getting the magazine out.At a conference today betweenHirsch, Biederman and Glick, a newset up will be worked out.Bull (iels Bex!He Shoots It111 The (jreleBex has got the boys digging again.Amazed at the outstanding success ofhis buried treasure gag for theWashington Prom, the enterprisingyoung F'inchley lepresentative whoshoots bull for Hlackfriars on the side,is rooting again in the middle of theCircle.Bury Something‘‘It’s going to be different thistime,” shouted Bex in a quiet tone.“Instead of digging something up,we’re going to bury something.” ‘‘Notthjit Hlackfrairs 1940 needs publicity,but we’re looking ahead, makingplans for the future.”‘‘We’re going to bury a time cap¬sule, showing life in the raw on theQuadrangles. In it will be a hair offthe heads of the Boax’d of Superiors ofthe 1940 show. Johnny Palmer prom¬ises that there will be a hair off thehead of Carolyn Wheeler. Also thei'ewill be microfilm pictures of campusactivity. Bond Chapel, and stuff. Anda cojxy of the Maroon to wra]x aroundthe capsule to keep the dirt out.”Diarie.s I*erusedBex developed his tremendous ideaas a I'esult of a cai’eful perusal ofthe diaries of Samuel Pepys and JohnEvelyn. He has modernized the idea.(Continued on page three)lolkup OutlinesSew Forum ProgramMembers of the Student Forum willonduct a meeting today in Lexingtonat 3:30 to hear Joe Molkup, Forumresident, outline a program for or-anization during the new quai’ter. Inddition, speaking engagements wille assigned. The meeting is open to11 University students.FFtOSH LUNCHBecause Professor Louis Wirthis unable to attend, the freshmanlunch scheduled for today has beencancelled. Philosopher MaritainTo Lecture TonightJacques Maritain arrived on cam¬pus yestei'day, and prepared for thefirst of his lectui’es. He will speak to¬night at 8 in Social Science 122 on‘‘The Achievement of Freedom.”Besides delivering another lecture,and pi'esiding at two confei-ence ses¬sions, the eminent Neo-Thomist phil¬osopher has accepted an invitation toleak at International House, Friday,pril .5. He has also accepted a speak-g engagement befoi'e Ji French club.M. Maritain will read his lectures1 English, and they will be open tohe public without ticket. His firsticture-conference will be tomori'ow inlocial Science 302 on ‘‘The Diversity,I Creeds.”THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27, 1940Page TwoHhc Bailo ^aroonFOUNDED IN 1901MEMBER ASSOCIATED COLLEGIATEPRESSTh^ r*ilT Maroon ta the official studentnewspaper of the University of Chicago,published nnornings except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday luring the Autunin,Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, 5831 University avenue.Telephones: Hyde Park 9221 and 9222.After 6:80 phone in stories to ourprinters. The Chief Printing Company,148 West 62nd street. Telephone Went¬worth 6123.The University of Chicago assumes noresponsibility for any statements appear¬ing in The Daily Maroon or for any con¬tract entered into by The Daily Maroon.The Daily Maroon expressly reservesthe rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper. Subscriptionrates: $3 a year; $4 by mail. Singlecopies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.nePRCssNTED roa national ADvasTisiNo ovNational Advertising Service, Inc.College Publishers Representative420 Madison Ave. New York, N. Y.CHICASO ■ BOSTON ' LOS ASSlLIf • SAS FSANCISCOBoard of ControlRUTH BRODYHARRY CORNELIUSWILLIAM H. GRODYDAVID MARTIN. ChairmanALICE MEYERBusinessHARRY F. TOPPING, Business Mgr.ROLAND I. RICHMAN. Advertising Mgr.EDITORIAL ASSOCIATESDemarest Polacheck, William Hankla,Pearl C. Rubins. Hart Wurzburg. MarianCastleman. John Stevens, Ernest LeiaorNIGhY"EDITORSlBetty Ann Evans, Ruth Brody, Pearl C.Robins. Dick Himmel, Ernest Leiser, JohnStevens, and Norman Maclean.Open Minds andHushed VoicesLast quarter University of¬ficials thought “Spiritual Valuesin Education and Democracy” asufficiently important topic toarrange for a special lecture onit by the Honorable GeorgeWharton Pepper. Not manyother University membersagreed with them appaiently,for the lecture was not well at¬tended.One “citizen of Chicago,”however, must be of the sameopinion as these University of¬ficials. At his “instance” thetext of Senator Pepper’s addresshas recently been mailed tomany students.But despite all this stress onthe importance of the messageit seems doubtful that its sig¬nificance will be put across.Most students, if they read care¬fully enough to look at titles,will be stopped by the first twowords of the heading—just asmuch of Senator Pepper’s audi-e n c e squirmed restlessly orangrily when it realized that be¬hind the speaker’s rhetoric laythe assumptions that spiritualvalues may exist for men, thatthey are necessary for a fullhuman life, that a democracywhere the people are not livingsuch a full human life may notbe very good.To most of us who give thematter a second thought thesewords seem false, trite, or both.If we are proud of our intelli¬gence, we don’t care very muchto listen to what we have madeup our minds is just sentimentaldrivel. It solves no problems andwastes time.In fact, religion has becomean almost indecent subject. Notonly the intellectual sophisti¬cates but the rank and file ofstudents may also memorize thedifferent manifestions of relig¬ious belief or may learn proofsof the existence of God carefullyenough for a humanities course,but when it comes to consideringwhether these actually exist,they are suddenly embarrassedand silent—or else angry. Thesequestions cut across years ofprejudice. What are still thetwo best subjects for spicy bullse.ssions? Sex and God.It seem.s rather strange tofind a subject which has con¬cerned the best minds for agessuddenly relegated to immaturebull sessions. It is rather strange |to find University students,usually so proud of their toler¬ant, oj^n-minded attitudes, soclose-minded on this one vital'matter. Has our age made such ia success of its ways of living jthat it can afford to reject with-1out consideration wisdom of the 'past ? I\ Maybe we are inclined to re¬ject spiritual values because weassociate religion with such dis¬graces as the outburst over Ber-trand Russell’s appointment.But this affair is no manifestionof spiritual values, it is more aconsequense of the degradationof them. The fact remains thatbetter minds than ours havefound their highest expressionin other than material things.We cannot explain this by dis¬missing it without a thought.We might be missing out onsomething.Discussion of “higher things”won’t be empty and trite unlessit represents nothing. Probablythe spiritual soarings of thosewho opposed Russell wouldsound empty and trite. Grandflowery speeches of corrupt poli¬ticians always sound silly. Butcollege students ought to becareful how they go about toss¬ing what may be the best thingsout of their lives because theydon’t like the people who aretalking about them.Unless those of us who heardhis speech in Chapel last quarterwere at least subconsciouslytolerant, we could have enduredPresident Hutchins’ speech onlybecause the president is stillthe biggest glamor boy aroundhere. The same thing will prob¬ably be true of Jacques Maritainwho is starting a series of lec¬tures tonight. Unless we admitthat there might be somethingbetter than material ends, wewill think we are hearing old-fashioned nonsense. He willsound like just another goodmind gone wrong.TravelingBazaarPinhangingsas yet unannounced include thesurprise of the year. Dink .MacLellanand Barbara Price. . .Hugh Kendle-man and Dotty Weiss.. .love-man A1Graves and Elsoteric Kay Kellam.Letters to the Columnist:DEAR DICK:W’hy don’t our big libraries adver¬tise? We’ve seen lots of our ownnames in the T.B. How about someof our joy-boys and Josephine Col¬leges from the libraries?Went to the librarians’ Ten-WayParty the other night. My deah!Everybody was there no less! TheClassics contingent was representedby coy Peg Sihler who was looking inthat-you-know-how-way at ButchMorrison of Divinity complete withhirsute adornment. Sitting so nearthe orchestra that he had to duckeverytime the trombone let out ablast, was Slim Rathke, Classics joy-boy, without soda jerker’s coat andhorn-rims. He was looking daggersat Peg w'ho, by the way, gave as a Ispecialty “Yoo-Hoo-Hoo I’m an In¬dian” (a la Fannie Brice) to the tuneof the “Dagger Dance.”Everyone is talking about SpikeBurris of the Education Libraryhanging his pin on Gertie Skonsbergof Oriental, much to the chagrin ofLeonora Abt, also of Education, whois laying for Rexstrew who has anoverdue book.Rumor has it that .Maggie Mac¬Gregor of Rosenwald hasn’t beenwatering her flowers of late. Nowonder her corsage looked so with¬ered, and scratched the Law School’sBulldog Drummond everytime theydanced.We see you, Ruth Emerson of Wie-bolt, that wasn’t your husband withyou the other night.Johanne Vindenas of Oriental wasdoin’ the Bi-easted Hop, latest thing jfrom those parts—her partner? mum-1mified Cookie Clark minus homed-'rim specs and book cart. jWinnie Ver Nooey and Kate Hall |of Harper arrived on the arms of .M.Llewellyn Rainey, head of the Uni-1versity Libes no less.But this is mere hors d’oeuvres. My •deah! When the late date crowd ar-jrived from Hanley’s, everybody was Ithere. Eunice Gesundheit with Fran¬cis B. Shry of Oklahoma State In¬dians. Hattie Paine of Rosehill Cem¬etery with Charless Schtunk of Oak-woods Mau.soleum. Beer in one hand,beer in the other was giggling Jane.Myers working a ouija board madeof stack permits. The floor show washighlighted by a boxing match be¬tween .Meg Hamilton and Bob Cole,lately out of the Hou.se of Correction,refereed by Clark Sergei who kept onstealing Edith Magerstadt’s teething Modern Poetry LibraryDraws Record Crowds Today on theQuadranglesRoom Bequeathed by Har¬riet Monroe Offers Havenfor Rest.By RUTH EARLYBecause of its unique display ofmanuscripts and first editions, theLibrary of Modern Poetry, W’eiboldt205, is constantly attracting moreand more visitors to the University.And because of its red leather chairsand interesting selection of maga¬zines, more and more students dropin to browse between classes.Although the Library is only openfrom 1 to 5 on Monday through Fri¬day, Mrs. Judith S. Bond, custodian,estimates that more than three thou¬sand persons have visited the roomsince it was opened to the public inOctober 1938.Harriet MonroeThe original collection of about2350 books was bequeathed by thelate Harriet Monroe, editor of “Po¬etry—a Magazine of Verse.” .\mongthe rare books may be found suchinteresting items as the following:the first editions of “On Heaven andOther Poems” by Ford Madox Ford,“Three Stories and Ten Poems” byErnest Hemingway; in.scribed firsteditions of “Smoke and Steel” byCarl Sandburg, “Of Birds, Beasts andFlowers” by D. H. Lawrence, “Ren¬ascence” by Fldna St. Vincent Milley;and Hart Crane’s “White Buildings”ring all evening.The Party ended on a religious notewith Pastor .Manders Cohn, who neversaw a library, giving the benediction.My deah! Everybody was there!EDITH GE-DUXKSAXDY SIDECARP.S, Himmel, you lietter print this.It’s better than the wheezes that.some of your other visiting column¬ists do.Columnist's Comment: Edith Ge-Dunkand Sidney Sidecar, why hello!(Continued on page three)t — and the Paris edition of his “TheBridge.”But even more valuable than thecollection of books, including books ofverse, criticism, and anthologies, isMiss Monroe’s large file of corre¬spondence dating from 1912, when“Poetry” was founded. These letters,some of which are always on displayin the cases, reveal facts which havenever been published about the ar¬tists themselves, their creative tech¬nique and their method.^ of self-criti¬cism.Hi.story of PeriodAn entire literary history of theperiod can be gained by studyingthem. Among the more importantare some 200 by Vachel Lindsay, 150I from Amy Lowell, 194 from Ezraj Pound, 85 from Sara Tea.sdale. Let-, ters are also on file by T. S. Eliot,: D. H. Lawrence, and Richard Alding-i ton. .Alongside the display of lettersi are pencil drawings of the poets,i which Mrs. Bond has sketched in herspare time.Besides the current poetry period¬icals which are always on the read¬ing table, an additional feature of theLibrary is a collection of phonographrecordings of poems read by the poetsthemselves, .\mong the records re¬cently bought are some by RobertFrost, James Joyce, Vachel Lindsay,E. FI. Cummings and John Drink-water.New GroupsIncreasing use has bt'cn made ofI the Library room this year. UnderMrs. Bond’s influence a plan has beendevi.sed for the Poetry Group, abranch of the F’riends of the Library’,to sponsor a series of “poetry read¬ings” every month or so with .somecontemporary poet or someone whoreads poetry well, to head the pro¬gram. David Daiches, Marion Stro-bel, Lionel Abel and Jessica NelsonNorth have already appeared. Stu¬dents of the University are invited toattend these monthly meetings of thePoetry Group.Not to be confused with the PoetryGroup, is the newly reorganized Po- Carillon recital. Frederick L. Mairiott, carilloneur. Rockefeller Menurial Chapel, 4:30.Zoology Club. “The Relation bitween Spontaneous Activity and Syiaptic Transmission in the NervoiSystem of the Crayfish.” Dr. C. LadProsser, University of Illinois. Zooogy 14, 4:30.Public Lecture. “The Achievemerof Freedom.” Jacques Maritain, prefessor of Philosophy, Catholic Insttute of Paris. Social Science 122 at :Lipocaic UsedTo Cure Psoriasis—Prof. DragstedtEvidence that lipocaic, the recentldiscovered pancreatic hormone, is efective in the treatment of psoriaswas presented today by Dr. Lester 1Dragstedt, professor of surgery of tlschool of medicine of the Universitof Chicago.Dr. Dragstedt and research a.ssidates made their report that an ofective treatment has been found f(psoriasis, a skin infection that hjbaflFled doctors for years, to the menhers of the F^ederation of .AmericaSocieties for Experimental Biology, i.session here since March 13.“Though there has so far been rsuccessful treatment for this diseaseDr. Dragstedt explained, “it has beesuspected that there was a correlatinbetw’een the disease and the disturlance of fat metabolism which the p;tients evidence.”etry Club, which meets twice a montin the Modern Poetry Library. Menbership is open to all undergraduatiinterested in writing poetry, and rtry-outs are necessary..Mrs. Bond extends an invitation 1all students and faculty membt'rs 1visit the Library. She also reconmends occasional doses of DorotVParker, Robert Benchley, 'Nash for those whoMilton or An*milI'imperfect in originalTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27, 1940 Page ThreeCrossCountryBy BOB REYNOLDSElectrocute a Hot DogAnd Join the 400For those of you who fancy your¬selves gourmets of any discriminationThe Daily Princetonian has an itemof passing interest intended to occu¬py your lighter moments. Two jun¬iors at that school recently demon¬strated before a local scientific asso¬ciation a new method of cooking hotdogs via the electrical bolt path. Theyflectroeute the stuffed canines. Thefrankfurter is suspended betw'een twoelectrodes on a metal rod and afterfour minutes under the juice areready for mustrading and munching.The cost of production is figured torun as low as .02 of a cent per. In-cicentally, another machine of sim¬ilar description is now being marketedby the magazine Esquire to catch theeyes of economical bachelors.From Gum Shoe toScience & Back AgainScience has been sworn in as aspecial deputy in the state of Mas.sa-chusetts. A “laboratory of legal med¬icine" operated under the auspices ofthe Harvard Medical School has beenestablished at Cambridge to link theacademic method of detection withthe gum shoe tactics of the .state po¬lice force. The laboratory, under thedirection of Alan R. Moritz, professorof la'gal Medicine, is equipped to dealprimarily with deaths due to violence,poisoning, or those occurring unex¬pectedly from obscure sources.Perhaps It’s JustA Matter of DegreeWith the exception of a few strep¬tococci who look on the affair dis¬interestedly, nobody seems to caremuch what happens to the W.P.A.(Woo Pitchers of America). Ac¬cording to one Dr. Katzoff of theI’niversity of California, a goodhealthy kiss is exactly little morethan a good healthy kiss, for the doc¬tor would have us believe that^theheat generated during the contactwould be sufficient to kill any germ.What about the love bug, doc?Then there is the other side of thequestion. Dr. A. Chenewoeth of theI’nivcrsity of Cincinnati says theCalifornia medico is a quack. Kissing,as he puts it, is no more of a germi¬cide than a shot of Haig and Haigbefore breakfast.Now, Now, Mind YourTemper, Professor"Who’s a bum,” yelled the profes¬sor. as he reached beneath the lec¬ture notes, pulled out a fish andhurled it at the audience. At theUniversity of Toronto in the recentpast Professor J. Satterly was heck¬led as he went about his annual lec¬ture on Liquid Air to such an extentthat he was forced to fling halibutfrozen in a demonstration at his noisystudents.Social Note: KeyiTo Success Is BeardThere is a sly old gentleman of 23Jt in the badlands who wears a foot'ng beard. He’s working for hislaster’s degree in parasitology atklahoma State, and doing very wellith the little cheaters, too. But the^int of this story is that he has beenirrying on a social life at the sameme. To believe the local Daily, oneould gather the idea that an OPIan Mose crop of alfalfa on the chinsufficient to become the life of the>w country. ..•TRAVELING BAZAAR...(Continued from page two)By DICK HIMMEL andERNEST LEISERBecause Bex is an idea man, theFriar boys are burying a capsule. Thecapsule is a very tinny looking cap¬sule. Peggy Flynn is not tinny look¬ing, so Bex got her too, even if justfor the moment. She will help burythe capsule. Elsewhere in the Mai’oonis a somewhat sketchy list of what,besides the hair of Nels Fuqua, is go¬ing to be buried in the capsule. But inthe firm belief that only the Travel¬ing Boozer gets read, a full, and com¬plete, unexpurgated and itemized listof the contents that will be dug up in1950 follows herewith.1. One Pulse Magazine March 1940(Starts with a soul. Wait 'till theend).2. One picture of the Maroon’s babyAlphonse Pistachio, who incidentallyis starving because mother Brody hasneeded new' additions to her W’eddingtrousseau.3. One student Handbook, whichought to make Harold Wright’s off¬springs very happy.4. One Daily Maroon, March 23,signed by the Board. (From here onin, things get lewder.)5. One Shop menu, replete with six,count them, six, .Mortar Boards sand¬wiched between tw'o cherry phos¬phates.(5. One Pulse January 1940...thiswas Kay Chittenden with readerslicking her back. It tasted of razz-berry.7. Package of Camel cigarettes,they’ll be good for something in tenyears, and it won’t be smoking!8. Peg Hutchinson’s receipts . . .tuition, you know.9. Budget for 1940 show, oh, well,sooner or later.10. Four free tickets to 1950 showtentatively titled, “Six in a Bed”.Ida Noyes (CorralsStudent Work forAnnual Art ShowSub-Zero Temperatures“Hotter” for SoundEffects of temperature on the trans-ission of sound waves will be de-iibed Saturday on the UniversityChicago-CBS educational broad-iSt.The broadcast, which dramatizesrole of university research intxlern society, describes the experi-ents of Professor Vern O. Knudsenthe University of California at Losiigeles. Dr. Knudsen has shownat sub-zero temperatures conductun<l with gi'eater facility thansnn temperatures, and that lack ofoisture in the air reduces the carry-? di.stance of sound. The annual Ida Noyes Student ArtShow is being held this year fromApril 14 to April 20. Exhibitors mustbe students registered at the Univer¬sity this year or in the last summer(juarter. All entries will be received atIda Noyes Hall between March 31 andApril 9.It is very important that studentswishing to exhibit their work get theirentries in at this time. Paintings anddrawings must be framed or mountedso that they can be hung. The exhi¬bition will probably be divided into thefollowing classes; oils; water colors,tempera, etc.; charcoal, pen and ink,and pencil drawings; sculpture andwood carving; pottery.A limit of three in each class is allthat one entrant may show, and nowork shown in a former Ida NoyesStudent Art Show will be accepted.Prizes and honorable mentions will beawarded by the jury of judges, to beannounced later, at a tea on April 16.Mary Hammel, president of the IdaNoyes Council, is in charge of theshow. Muriel Frodin, Elizabeth Trout,Marjorie Goodman, and CatherineKellam are working on publicity.Mary Colley, Barbara Crane, MaryHerschel, Jean Scott, and Mary Ham¬mel are arranging the tea at whichthe awards will be presented. Thecommittee which is taking care of thepictures consists of Catherine Dry-berg, Marjorie Sullivan, MurielEvans, Muriel Frodin, and Miss Kid-well.Bull Gets Bex—(Continued from page one)In fact, he says, “revolutionized” it.Among the other things to be buriedwill be the music and lyrics of aBlackfriars song, not good enough forthis year’s show, but certainly goodenough for any other performance;the latest commemorative stamp,Chuck Percy’s fraternity pin, and thename for the 1950 Friars show.At present, Bex is looking for peo¬ple to dig a hole in the Circle. Heasked Ronald Crane and David Mar¬tin, but they declined unless Bex couldfit into the capsule. But Johnny isn’tworried. Blackfriars freshmen have todo something with their afternoons.So work begins on the project today.Contrary to rumor, the MirrorBoard will not be buried. (What, is Dean Randall dead sosoon?)11. One Midwest Daily RecordMarch 26, 1940. (There goes DeanSmith.. .dead).12. One Traveling Bazaar of thepre-Botany Pond vintage.13. Five million German marks.What, is Hitler dead too? MaybeMaynard Kreuger killed him.These and other choice and some¬times lewd items will be picked up tenyears from now. They will get thebest part of the University exceptCaroline Wheeler’s hair, that ain’t thebest part of her.Latest Club GossipClub presidencies aren’t agreeingwith the girls very well. Quad pres¬ident Shirley Burton removed the PsiU pin from her bosom and stuck itback in Dick Caulton. Blonde andEsoteric Doris Daniels said goobye toher pretty Deke pin and Bud Stein-bach.SexReplacesSoxAs Cub FoeBy F. B. RUBINSMarian Castleman has a passion.It’s terrific. She wants to play base¬ball in her spare time.Armed with the motto, “A girl’sgot to do something with her sparetime” or honi soit qui mal y pense,she has garnered a team of nine nim¬ble university w'omen. First practicewill be held tomorrow afternoon, ifnothing else turns up.Positions have not yet been as¬signed as Captain Castleman is un¬acquainted with the caliber of herteammates. Probable lineup will con¬tain Hattie Paine, Ruth Whelan, Bev-erely Ward, Marjorie Goodman,Helen Schwartz, Ruth Early, PearlC. Rubins, and Alice Meyer. RuthBrody will be out of the line up dueto an arm injury. Middle-W esternMetallurgistsMeet on MidwayMain Topic To Be Spec-trographic Analysis.Spectrographlc analysis and its ap¬plications to industrial problems willbe discussed at an all-day conferenceof metallurgists from the MiddleWest at the University this Saturday.The program for the conference to beheld in Kent Laboratory on the Mid¬way, was announced today by WillisC. Pierce, assistant professor ofchemistry of the University.The program for the conference isas follows: Morning; 9:35—“Analysisof Lead and Lead Alloys,” J. N. Mrg-udich. University of Illinois; 10 —“Spectrochemical Analysis of Steel,”R. A. Sawyer and H. B. Vincent, Uni¬versity of Michigan; 10:30—“Quanti¬tative Spectrographic Analysis of So¬lutions,” D. T. Englis and R. J. Keirs,University of Illinois; 11 — “TheQuantitative Determination of LowWork Function Elements in Alloy withHigh Work F'unction Elements,” R.G. Fowler and R. A. Wolfe, Univer¬sity of Michigan; 11:30—“The Lun-degardh Flame Method,” Victor Elis,University of Missouri; Noon—“An¬alysis of Hydrocarbon Mixtures byRaman Spectra,” E. J. Rosenbaum,University of Chicago.Afternoon: 2 — “The Analysis ofFerrous and Nonferrous Materials byMeans of Spark Spectra,” JohnSchuch, Harry W. Dietert Company,and George Zabel, Fairbanks, Morseand Company; 2:30—“Some Applica¬tions and Limitations of InfraredSpectroscopy,” A. M. Buswell and W.H. Rodebush, University of Illinois;3—“The Determination of the Con¬centration of Mercury Vapor in Ad¬mixtures with Hydrogen,” R. A.Wolfe and 0. S. Duffendack, Univer¬sity of Michigan,” and 3:30—“AStudy of Excitation Sources,” Dr.Pierce, N. H. Nachtrieb, and E. 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MARCH 27, 1940TrackvTeaiiiMee ts/DcKalbJ^acaiicies Still Remain in01^^^ Coached hx Brinnu^m• A"- jofristration foi '-pnn’jr.'I”'*’roffulai ii structoiti'iinis coui-o^ ailvam'C'«. placo-^ in tho j li-pt’ foi twthi* \rs}K’cial privileg:o classos'^t6it(c^>^achod.j jjue^t instiaictor jb'tj^Mary K. Browne ar^q^ckJSbiMnsr I for six yiai- \fiired.. Miss Browne, ap^;^^it|tan(iing | lego, WiisotujCollcSro|essional player jabcfjinMuictcn-. at many otKe&]conies'to the University,-,fduJtKefweek ha'^ likew ise^KtauprIVAlreadj t\\o^^ of th•stillfA\ ishiric: ifo-'join* fhe'ftouT^thn-ty ope ''^ I I up to"'i^^ough duals, then ease'dCoff^^ for the /all inipoitant ConferenceailS- j meet?lat^in¥May. ' ‘I The®^^che'dule follow-:BI|19^WESTER!^TATE\%Chi-:4 prilf22^A IIG bTST®V1N».^^I ppf i\f2^IO.WA%aHGhica^^ ORTH,\YESlERN5r^a»l«ule for the coniinp sea-on. a seasondurinp: which the Midway netnien willtry for then fourth straiprht Biir TenConference tithWith the practice meet ajiain-tKalamazoo already' under hi- billand the first dual.nieet booked withWestern Stat> foi April llfth. CoachHebert will -hift p»-actice intheFnM-house into hiirh jr*.!’- and no— lin¬gers for wealhei mild enoughrani woik on the outdo.or clays.^'^s.-'-Schedule ( hangeMajor ehaiigi- in the \ai-ity-ched-ule are the addition of \ugu-tana C(d-lege and the -hifting of the Confer¬ence m(>et from the Midway to North-westein’- court- Tin "B” tenni-team ha- it- own -ilieiiule with theinitial niaUh of the -i ason le-- thantwo weik- awa\. All of th<‘ -ixtouinejs -(.luduKd loi thi ‘ B"-(ju id,consi-ting, of Noiian, Weedfall, Hill,Levy, Kogan and Sti\(.n- aie to-beplaced on cami uWith 1.11 In.-I dopi- -hilt- of tinseason tiiruiing a ilo-e ran- 1h tweenChicago. Noithwe-tein and Michigan,the Mai (ion -(.heduh i- -o arrangedthat the \arsity netnun will he built 'hicag(^MaV-4;£M‘l(!HlC.t4X at Ann ArboH "I" nmi.- ....mMahsaitl-INOIS at.Chicaso .* !% Oh.-r cla.s..., W„nu.n mu.l ,1 ImvIMa>:i9m'QT,RE dame at ChkaE^i;'‘'f"" "May ll-.MINXESOT\ at CMcaso bo t..,f,..t,.,l „ tb,May n-XOKTlI\\ESTEItN at E,: li^ nhic-h na.m.-.ii,. > .vaK,. bo.nKtak.nt {: * t’ »April l^^\RMOl'R at Chicago/ Ma^ _>-I ()l \ at ( hicagoApril :2 iS±Ei\m H ( RST at Chicago/;/tVla/ H KA POV al/Cfiirago | 50DLAWN-AVE.' 'LunchlBoWsi2^-r‘'‘^''/C'>' IIII! I► WTiat would you do if a Ix'autifulplatinum blonde in w.irlime Parisgrabbled you, thru.st an enveloix}into \our h.ind and .said, "Queek!lam in /e <:r(Mt. lair’blc d.inger!”?You'd do ;is Keporlt'r Perry Brow'iidid .uid be .so wrong the Frenchwould decorate voul A pay shortstory in this wt^ek's Post ...Baseball TeamShows PromiseIll W orkoutsTHE GREAT MONOPOLY MYSTERYHampered c on-idei ably by the un-seasoii.ilile wtatl.ii e.Iiich ha- cau-edthe cancellation of one, and po—ibly ,two, game- th( ha-(hall team i- ne\ti-thek-- biiiigi 1., a -n ih oi tw > otplea-ure l.i ('nuh K\h“ \n>!ei-iiM.W itli the pitihiiig -taf'r gi.iduall\woiking into fiiini and ixtei ling .illexpectation-, tlu team iitic look-Stiongei than I'l one w huh la-t xta-fini«hc(l tiintli in the Bg Ten .An-jder-on i- p ii tu ulai 1\ im|i'e--e-l withthe -jKttl afoot of thi- \e.ir'- .-iiuail.The ilo-ing 111 tile ha-kt lhall -ca-iniand thi hcginmne of a lu a ijiMite' ire-ultc'l in hiingiiig out -e\ci.il men'A\h(i ' ill ihlimtiK h< 1)1 till ti ini lJack T'on- Btih Rixnold-, iml (uoigiSoto- e tlu n am m ( tli iiail (iiittu hh 1 .iltho,ugh both Kon-and Sotii- tail |i'.i> the intii hi al-o iReynold- i- a -'iiilionioi e fiim w horn |Andei-on i- e\|iictiiig much. 'Bitching StairThe biggi-t -upii.-e so fai ha- been 'the showing of the pitcher.-. .Ait!Lopatka \a tin only itluimng \et-jeran along with .Iuhnny Beek- andJim Bill, minii' li t ti •-u innet - I u-patka I I < |o I I IInow much f i-ti i thin lu wa- la-t'yeai Hi i- al-n jnti hmg . ith hi-head in ad'lition to hi- aim Bi i k-and Bill ait lioth thMlopin}. well,each I- a h.iid mkii. Fi ink Me-|Ciackfii, legular thud ha i m.ui la-tyear, is ti\ing Ins liaiid at Inn ling,and IS doing a \(iy gooii |oh -o far IA stiong tliioamg aim wa- one of |his main a-set- la-t ye.ii. an 1 it i.-jonly natuial that \nilei-oii -houldgi\c MiCiaikiii a ti lal on tlu moundin thi- mt n ■ I I i nilOne of till mo-t mtiie-tnig ft a- ^ Ju»\mond Molev slices open a ’'timebomb which muv explode with a bang asbig as anything in the first se\en \earsof P/D.H.'s administration.'’ A report onJoe O’Miihonev s Monopoly Committeeand the ingenious devices by which theystifle inquiry into their aims. An Important New Seriesof Articles byEarthworm Tractor Man Gets Severe Code in Head!A short storyConfidential Stuffby WILLIAMHAZLEH UPSONsuH"* \inHi SMKMi) M\Hg srin y hsmin hhms \hkik( ^gJi H ( \ y r SMlivg x< i)M> 11 kh w t ( hi s RhTi-DMlIK Ni.UH F^\l>l Ni H\IK Z\^I•X bVf.HT USJM MKft^PM \< K JJl.BV SthMl hilKI SDVkhA I.FTOK llhl Y MiTFM\.M iiS Ml I IM MHO ) in t KF (.MTV 4 'sJi M liT MJKl I\HKJ^ MBMI-R I M II SMIHl I>M FS V H( H T N M JK H I > Ht.HI V^ r 1)\ A / hi M ( MJK' I PlbiLM MIH ^ f Kh<M>(in I I'l I M « NBv- \ni Ilk vHt mh\gl \ka id NHJ^KHbUll L WllJ hXIXXVI I Y »'IN< l-RIM Vni HA_ A11 XAkUMl Bum^ Alexander Botts bumps into aw’artime order s-o-o-o-o-o secret hecan’t even tell his bo.ss! Except in acode s-o-o-o-o-o confidential his bosscan’t read ii'...Nowyoa take it fromthere. (Jnp.igeJ lot llii-swwk’sPost iAmerica Rules the Skyways^'Jolin Chapman n-iHirt.s on Amcrica’.s MerchantMarinetti ilu Air .ind tells you what future oeeanhopping will Ilf like . IN'tHE SAME ISSUE—S-ri.il- I \ \\ ilti rl) F.dmoiul.s and MignonU.Ebirliiii Hant>man\\\ hip) Artiili-, editorials,cartoon- and Bo-t Script- All in the Post.► Odd enough that Perkins andPolly, ’'Purveyors of Rhythm andRepartee,” should be set ashore ata jungle trading post in Dutch NewGuinea. But the real mystery devel¬oped when they had to play for apacked house—0/ head-hunters! for ‘‘Confucius” sayings!► I*or complete det.iils, ask tliks newspaper fortlie Conte.-t Baniplilet, or write to Prof. CharlesE. Bellatly, Head of (fie Department of Adver¬tising, Boston University, 685 CommonwealthAvenue, Boston, Mass. . . . Your entry may winthe $100 first pri/.e, and tfiere are 166 other cashprizes in this Saturday Evening Post contest.Am I Blue? ... byJAMES RAMSEY ULLMAN