Mirror 1940 Tops Biest Of Campus ShowsPaine, Himmel, Welch,Atkinson Lead WayBy DAVID MARTINIt seems impossible that the Uni¬versity has ever seen a better showthan 1940 Mirror which opens to thecampus tonight in Mandel Hall at8:30.“Watch My Dust,” Reker and Far-well’s second act hit novelty song,'may be an appropriate theme for theentire production. Gradually gainingtempo Mirror’s skits, songs, anddance routines race hilariously anddelightfully to a last curtain thatshould leave the audience panting.Deft BawdinessIt is the Paine, Atkinson, Himmel,Welch contributions to the revuewhich will light fires beneath the au¬dience seats. In skits, songs, dances,their deft bawdiness is everywhere awink and a half ahead of the audi¬ence. Only slightly less entertainingand humorous are Barry Farnol’s setsfor which work he must rank secondin importance to the show only toDean William Randall, director.The choruses, though they areovershadowed by the skits, bring tothe Mandel stage a line of beautifulwomen bound to bring joy to oldgrads’ hearts, an array filled withstandouts, of all of whom CarolyneWheeler is most striking.“Cheesecake”The show opens with “cheesecake”in good helpings, the “Undersea Bal¬let” which follows is more appealing,but the Grant Atkinson, Jane Myerspaced "Conga” number is the best ofthe first act routines, —if the nervousyoung men will forget to act bored..4ct IPs opening routine is more love¬ly — luscious, the fan-tango dancebrings the array to its second actpeak. The candy-stripe finale ends theshow in a flurry of taps.To miss the Mirror songstresses isto spend a cheerless evening. Frontrow bald-heads get a break whenBeati Gadzik puts her eyes to workwhile she sings “Get Out of My Life.” iIf Ruth W’ehlan is given more mike !and leas, much less, of Roger Dods i Marian Castleman Mp ittaroonVol. 40, No. 77 Z-149 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MARCH 1, 1940ASU Members toDecide Stand onRusso-Finnish War.. .Alumni Council Pride(who is useless) she may be heard do¬ing as sweet a job with “Storm atSea” and “Rio” as she does alone with“I’ll Always Love You.” Jean Scottdoes warming things with “There’sSomething”, adds to that a ticker-tremor number called “Will I EverHave My Way with You?” in thefinale.Polly Kivlan is well known, hersinging of “Only a Man” needs nocomment. Hattie Paine’s pink follow¬up of the song is good, but cannotreach her amazing rendition of “IWanna Be A Glamor Girl” in the firstact. Fink, much better than Dods,after struggling with his “CloisteredCaptain” redeems himself in the skits.Skit-ParadeIt i s Mirror’s skit-parade whichshould call for most praise and thereis not room! “The Old Maids” is aslow' starter, “I.Q.” drags, but whenthe furreigners begin to fly in “Es¬pionage” the entire show takes wings.“Tallulah’s Tremors” is a succession( Continued on page three)Hutchins Tells New YorkersOf Need For $1,200,000 YearlyThe principal purpose of PresidentHutchins’ trip to New York, whetherhe testifies about the Whitney-NewYork Stock Exchange case or not,was to speak of the crying need forUniversity funds to Eastern Alumni.Hutchins spoke before 200 grad¬uates of the University in New YorkMonday night, and told them that theUniversity needs $1,200,000 a year,for the next ten years, and that toraise that much, alumni will be calledon to help their alma mater.The reasons given to the NewYorkers for the financial straits ofthe University was the fact that in¬terest rates had declined 40%. Be¬cause of that 40% decline, the Uni¬versity has had to draw on all avail¬able reserves, has had to drop morethan 350 courses, retire all professorsat the age of 66, and reduce adminis¬tration salaries.But these expedients will do nogood after the end of the next aca¬demic year, Hutchins told the alumni.All the reserves have been depleted,and if the University is to maintainthe standards set by Rockefeller whenChicago was founded in 1891, this.staggering sum must be raised by thetime of the University’s 60th Anni¬versary.Reynolds Club HasLast Cage DanceAfter the Minnesota game and Mir¬ror show tomorrow night, the last ofa successful series of Basketballdances sponsored by the ReynoldsClub Council will be held.The Esquires, a cooperative band,who have become more popular withevery campus engagement will be onhand again with more of their smootharrangements. Along the line ofsmoothness their petite vocalist, Peg¬gy Hodgin will “give out” with herhighly pleasing song specialties.Admission to the dance is 35 cents.A bridge tournament is first on theReynolds Club docket for next quar¬ter. The tournament will be similar tothe very successful one held last year.Teams of four at a 26 cent per headentry fee with no limitation on thenumber of teams any organizationniay enter comprise the facts of thetournament. The $12,000,000 is necessary to keepthe University in its place of leader¬ship for the next ten years. Al¬though he did not elaborate on thedisposal of the funds, where and howit was needed, the University has putout a pamphlet telling how the neededmoney is to be allocated. Accordingto its figures $12,000,000 will be re¬quired to maintain the University atits present level of leadership for tenyears. Per year $1,200,000 is needed.Of this $265,000 is needed annuallyfor faculty salaries—“to replace sen¬ior members who have died or retiredin recent years and to hold the ablestyounger men.” Research funds to fi¬nance sustained investigations in thenatural and social sciences and thehumanities require $190,000 per year.To provide training for the ablestyoung people $100,000 is needed forscholarships and fellowships. Fundsfor maintaining free beds in the med¬ical school to replace those now sup-( Continued on page three)\W Elects Heads;Durkee^ AugustusTie for Top PostEsther Durkee and Harriet Augus¬tus, both candidates for presidenttied for the post in yesterday’s YW¬CA election. Margery Woodrich waschosen vice-president; Jean Cooney,secretary; Phyllis Richards, treasurer.' The runoff between candidates forpresident will be held either Tuesdayor Wednesday. Both aspirants havebeen active on Chapel Union commit¬tees, and both are at present membersof the Y cabinet in capacities of Sec¬retary and Treasurer i-espectively.An organization to put into prac¬tice ideals of friendship, cooperation,tolerance, understanding, and an ap¬preciation of the individual regardlessof race and creed, the Y is at presentunder the leadership of Ruth Neuen-dorfer. Its objectives through a gov¬erning board called the First Cab¬inet. Each of the various interestgroups composing the YWCA is rep¬resented on the first cabinet whichformulates the policies and plans forthe year. The College Cabinet aids incarrying out these policies. By DAN WINOGRADWhether the membership of theASU supports the organization standof not condemning the Soviet agres¬sion in Finland, or whether the mem¬bers do condemn Russia will be de¬cided in a national referendum. Bal¬loting on this campus will take placeFriday, March 8, and Tuesday, March12.At its national convention in Madi¬son during Christmas vacation, theASU adopted a peace program whichincluded a stand against U.S. aid toFinland. The convention refused toadopt an amendment concerning So¬viet action in Finland.Raises StormWhen this news came out, a tre¬mendous storm within and outside theASU arose. The ASU has been rockedto its very foundations by the con¬troversy. “Liberal” blocs of membershave arisen and are determined tofight the question out to a finish. Thisreferendum is the answer of the na¬tional executive committee.All members of the ASU in goodstanding, and those who pay up pastdues immediately will be eligible tovote. Eligibility will be extended onlyto members who joined before Jan¬uary 21, 1940. Ballots will be takenat a meeting March 8, and a pollingplace will be set up March 12. Na¬tional results will be out about amonth later.- Liberals RallySome of the leaders of the “liberal”bloc on this campus are George Hal-crow, Nick Helburn, Adele Rose, andJanet Adams. Halcrow and Rose havebeen actively identified with the ASUsince its inception. Sid Lipshires,chairman, and staunch left-wingers inthe ASU have been favoring the con¬vention’s stand.Demands for action on the Finnishquestion have been raised at everyASU meeting, almost to the exclusion |of other business. Only 20 people at- jtended the last meeting. A clarifica¬tion of the question will undoubtedlypermanently affect the membership. Elect Joseph MolkupPolitical Union HeadJoe MolkupP. U. PresidentC.U. Barn DanceProfits To AidShare-CroppersInt-House PartyCalls First-nightersAlthough International House’sRites of Spring party was not de¬signed as an after-Mirror affair, manyfirst-nighters will undoubtedly attendit. In addition to dancing to the mu¬sic of Bob Tank's orchestra, there willbe a floor show featuring Polly Kiv¬lan, well-known campus blues singer,Dan Goldie and his hot trumpet, andthe Blue Hawaiians. The latter groupdoes hulas and sings Hawaiian music.For the party Friday night Int-House lounge will be decorated witha profusion of flowers and springgreenry, and bar and cafeteria servicewill be provided. A few tables are stillavailable and may be reserved by call¬ing Mr. Wellard at InternationalHouse. Chapel Union will have what prom¬ises to be the best barn dance sincethe Van de Water administration to¬night in Ida Noyes at 8. Since theparty will last until at least 12, Mir-rorites will have time to trek fromMandel to Ida Noyes to experience adifferent kind of dancing than willbe featured in Mirror.Since next week is National Share¬croppers’ Week, Douglas Fuereman’scommittee in charge of the event hasvoted unanimously to follow a sug¬gestion made by Roy Neil, chairmanof the Problems of the South com¬mittee, to contribute the proceeds ofthe party to the Southern TenantFarmers’ Union. A box will be pro¬vided for any additional donationsbesides the 15c per person admissioncharge.While a large part of the entertain¬ment will probably be spontaneous,people and events expected includeGeorge “Turk” Morrill, burly chapeljanitor and vetern caller for squaredances; Evon Z. Vogt, Chapel Union’snew president who will play the guit¬ar; and social scientist Joe Rosensteirdemonstrating the values of a PhiBeta Kappa key by singing “Beauti¬ful Beautiful Texas” and “Be Kindto Your Web Footed Friends.” RuthEarly will play the piano. Anotherexpected attraction will be Tex Schei-tinger, famed mimic and artist of theEllis Co-op who will give an “ad¬dress” by President Roosevelt.The refreshments will by logicalnecessity be perfect since they are be¬ing prepared by Eugenie Christopher,Marie Williams, and Joan Augustus.Bach Sold OutFor SundayEngle, Geocaris DebateStudent Forum members Jim Engleand Angelo Geocaris will debate withRosary College at River Forest, Illi¬nois, on the topic, “Isolation” tonightat 8. They will uphold the negativeside of the question.Robert Ramm of the Forum willdiscuss, “Meeting Situations” beforethe Clissold Music Society, 110th andWestern Ave, at 8 tonight.FRIARS BUSINESS STAFFFreshmen interested in workingon the business staff of Blackfriarsshould report to the Blackfriarsoffice on the third floor of the Rey¬nolds Club at 4 today. Members ofthe present Friars business staffshould also be present. The two performances of Bach’sPassion according to St. John whichwill be presented by the CollegiumMusicum on Sunday and Tuesday eve¬nings, will be remarkably like thefirst performance of that work in1724. This effect will be accomplishedby the use of a small, unpretentiousorchestra and choir, and will be car¬ried out even so far as having aharpsichord to fill in the figured bass.This harpsichord was obtained fromGeorge Challis of Ypsilanti, Mich. Mr.Challis, who is this country’s mostoutstanding maker of harpsichords,heard of the performance here, andgenerously donated a harpsichord.There are no more tickets availablefor the Sunday performance, but thereare still a few left for Tuesday eve¬ning. Tickets are on sale at the In¬formation office of the bookstore, andcost thirty-five cents. Dan Gauss, George Hand,Bob Kronemeyer Chosento Fill Other Offices.Political Union elected Joe Molkupas its president yesterday. Molkup isa Social Science Junior, member ofthe fencing team, member of theFreshman Orientation Committee,president of the Student Forum, andchairman of the Liberal party of PU.Dan Gauss, law student, and mem¬ber of the fencing team and ChapelUnion, and chairman of the Conserva¬tive party, was chosen as vice-presi¬dent. George Hand, acting secretary-treasurer, was elected as permanentsecretary-treasurer. He is a SocialScience Junior. All of the officerswere chosen without opposition.Majority LeaderBob Kronemeyer was made perma-Tier.t majority leader by Molkup andmade an address on the state of thenation. He said, “The United Statesshould join the League of Nationsafter it is set up after the presentwar. We must strive for an equaland just peace. A step in this direc¬tion would be the gradual elimina¬tion of the tariff.“We must formulate measures oftrade and common defense with SouthAmerica. Thus, we will have to ac¬cept South American farm products,even Argentine beef, but that is theprice we have to pay for peace. Inthe long run, this South Americanpolicy will be beneficial to the UnitedStates.”He continued by quoting and in¬terpreting parts of the Republicanplatform as contained in the ChicagoTribune, which, according to him, was(Continued on page three)^^Adventure^’DramatizesCod Liver OilHow university research disclosedthe connecting link between cod liveroil and ultra violet rays and broughtnew life and strong bones to millions,will be dramatized Saturday at 5 inThe Human Adventure, presentedweekly by the University of Chicagoin collaboration with Columbia Broad¬casting System.The first episode will deal with thediscovery of vitamins. The secondepisode in the same program of thepioneering new educational broad¬casting series will dramatize the re¬search leading to discovery of thecause of dental decay.One of the dramatic incidents in¬volves the refusal by Professor Har¬ry Steenbock, of the University ofWisconsin, of a million dollar offerfor his patent on the now-familiar“Vitamin D-Steenbock Process.” Itwas Professor Steenbock’s hunt forthe link between cod liver oil and ul¬tra violet rays which led to the dis¬covery. The patent was given by Pro¬fessor Steenbock to the WisconsinAlumni Research Foundation after herefused the million-dollar personal of¬fer.The dental decay episode drama¬tizes the study of Dr. Weston A.Price, of the University of Michigan,which took him all over the world, in¬to areas where “civilization,” with itsattendant tooth decay, had not pen¬etrated.Maclean, BoyntonAt English Club TeaNoi’man F. Maclean and Percy H.Boynton will be faculty guests at thebi-monthly English club tea this aft¬ernoon at 3:30 in Ida Noyes. A specialfeature of the program will be Eliza¬bethan songs with guitar accompani¬ment. All students majoring in Eng¬lish are invited to attend./ka « \Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 1, 1940®l|c Bailo (iHaromtFOUNDED IN 1901MEMBER ASSOCIATED COLLEGIATE PRESSThe Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of the Uni¬versity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday, Sunday andMonday during the Autumn, Winter and Spring quarters by TheDaily Maroon Company, 5831 University avenue. Telephone: HydePark 9222.After 6:30 phone in stories to our printers. The Chief PrintingCompany. 148 West 62nd street. Telephone Wentworth 6123.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon or for any contractentered into by The Daily Maroon.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves the rights of publication ofany material appearing in this paper. Subscription rates: $3 ayear; $4 by mail. Single copies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post officeat Chicago. Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING BVNational Advertising Service, Inc.College Publishers Representative420 Madison Ave. New York. N. Y.Chicago ■ Bostor ■ Los Angsles - San FaanciscoBOARD OF CONTROLEditorialRUTH BRODYHARRY CORNELIUS WILLIAM H. GRODYDAVID MARTIN, ChairmanALICE MEYERBusinessHARRY F. TOPPING, Business Mgr.ROLAND 1. RICHMAN, Advertising Mgr.BUSINESS ASSOCIATESJohn Bex, Herb Gervin, William Lovell, and Julian LowensteinEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESDemarest Polacheek. William Hankla. Pearl C. Rubins, John Stevens.Hart Wurzburg, Marian Castleman. Ernest LeiserNight Editor: David MartinAssistant: Annette BallA Tale To Be ToldBy its refusal to condemn Russian aggres¬sion in Finland, by its opposition to a Finnishloan or a moral embargo on Russia, delegatesto the national convention Christmas week putthe ASU on record as running contrary to over¬whelming student opinion, let alone to Ameri¬can sentiment. The American Student Unionremoved itself farther than ever from what itsname indicates.The delegates turned their backs on someof their most important purposes. Taking at¬titudes on question of pressing national signifi¬cance is in their traditions. In the past theyhave considered it only fair and democratic tocondemn aggressors and to do what they canfor relieving the oppressed. But now that itis plain that the aggressor is Soviet Russia;that the oppressed nation is Finland, they re¬fuse to continue their custom.No one will mistake this refusal for a neu¬tral attitude. Because of this outstanding flawin its peace program the ASU has opened it¬self to the most violent of Red-baiting attacks.And it has no excuse now for calling these at¬tacks just hysterical reactionary propaganda.As things stand, that part of the ASU activeenough to act for the organization is clearlyCommunist in sympathy at least.If things were always to stand this way,or if the way things stand now were a perfectindication of the sentiments of the majorityof ASU members, then the organization wouldbe making a mockery of its name, and the fewliberal students in it would have little reasonfor remaining.But it seems to us that the resolutions onthe Finnish problem passed at the nationalconventions cannot possibly be an accurate rep¬resentation of the great majority of ASUopinion. The first proof of this comes from thereferendum the ASU is having on the plat¬form in general, and on the resolutions deal¬ing with Finland and Russia in particular. Ourlocal chapter will get its chance to vote at themeeting next Friday.If liberal students are angered by chargesthat the organization they belong to is Com¬munist dominated, if they are annoyed whenthey hear that their own inactivity and inef¬ficiency in getting their views across is toblame for the apparently successful Commu¬nist domination — here is an opportunity tostart proving such accusations false. By vot¬ing for the amendment to the resolutions pass¬ed at the convention, they have a chance to ex¬press their own opinions, and to demonstrateto everyone interested that they are not justlifeless tools for Communists. Or, if they votethe amendment down, they can make thecharge that the ASU is no longer liberal a cer¬tainty. Traveling BazaarBy ERNEST LEISERA bouquetfor Mirror, from DA’s Pappa Randall on down tothe boys who worked backstage with practically noroom changing the millions of sets....If Hattie “Slug¬ger” Paine doesn’t stop the show as a South Sea Sylph,she will certainly as a Victorian be-bustled babe....The show is funny, funny all the way through, after itonce gets started... and it’s dirty too, but the Board ofExperts on Salacity (consisting of Castleman, Martin,and me) decided that it wasn’t censorable dirty. Him-mel and Atkinson with their buxom buddie, Hattie,could, in the words of the great, make the phone booksound questionable....Except for the first two skits,you don’t stop laughing, right to the end when you seeJohnny Palmer, Harry McMahon, B, J. Nelson, and“statuesque” Carolyn Wheeler, jitterbugging Inci¬dentally Wheeler is the most gorgeous chorus girl evercreated by ardent desires of man, unless it is KayChittenden....We PantedPolly Kivlan, who carried intellectuality to extremesby taking a copy of Jacques Maritain to the dressrehearsal, caused pants from the audience with herthroaty “For He’s Only a Man, After All.” Hattie keptthe audience panting, with laughter.Dick Salzmann is the best butler we ever saw. AndLouie Welch is a lot better Barrymore than Johnniehimself. All he needs, said someone is rouge on hisknees, and he’d be complete.We’ve always told Chloe Roth that she looked like afuzzy little baby Panda, but we didn’t know she lookedlike an Eskimoess too. She also looks like a cuddlyteddy bear. Jackie Cross just looked like Jackie, as ifthat weren’t enough, but Betty Ann as Old Maid No, 1,looked like something out of a Mirror show.The skit that probably wowed the Alumni mostlast night was the Marian Castleman monologue, inwhich she does a much better Margie Kuh than Mar¬gie Kuh does.We keep thinkingof Hattie Paine in a flaming red dress, singing “Iwanna be a glamor gurrul.” Except when we think oflittle Alice Meyer enveloped in black looking like avery bad little girl.An appreciative audience at the dress rehearsalWednesday was Nels Fuqua, who said it was the firstMirror rehearsal he’s been at, since O’Hara kicked himout of one fifteen years ago. But he bore no grudges,and said the show was terrific. So did Emmett Dead-man, the Alumni Foundation’s newest prize employee,who previously watched Hart Perry look fondly on asBeatie Gaidzik poured herself into a formal and asong, undoubtedly just for him.Janet Geiger and the Hutchinsons were omnipresentin Mandel. In fact, practically all fine people are inthe show. We don’t know how there can be anyoneleft in the audience. Also we don’t see how eighty-oddpeople can crowd into the Mandel dressing room, butevidently they can.This Is Mirror Weekendand consequently not so much else is happening.But among other things, the ZBT’s are having a dinnerdance. Then, of course, if you like variety, you canhear the Collegium Musicum play “Saint John’s Pas¬sion” Sunday night in Bond,Gods Without Pantswill help make the Phi Psi weekend hilarious. They,the Phi Psis, are having their annual formal tomorrownight. Hankla, secretary of the Political Union treas¬ury, and the boys have done decorations that accordingto comedian Himmel “are on the other side of terrific.”With the night life of the Gods as a motif, (the ideabelongs to social chairman. Bill Caudill) artist Hanklahas painted super-life-size paintings of some of thebetter known g^'-ds and goddesses (no, not Jane Jung-kunz). There will also be a fine program, but you’llprobably hear all about it Tuesday.The Traveling Bazaaris again going to spend a travelling weekend. Chap¬eroned by Martin and me, it’s going to start Saturdaynight by watching people at the basketball game, thenis going to dash over to the Mirror revue and see allthe people between acts, then a Blitzkrieg at the PhiPsi party, (if we wear tuxes sans pants) and on toHanley’s. They shall not escape.The annual Beta mirror dance will take place thisevening, after Mirror. Orchestra and all. (Sorry, Ernie,but I just had to get this in. JPJ.) Oghurn Lectures atThe Art InstituteProfessor William Fielding Ogburnof the University, lectures on “Pop¬ulation, Statistics and Business” atthe Art Institute tonight at 8, underthe auspices of the Institute of Sta¬tistics of the University.Professor Ogburn’s lecture is thethird in a series of lectures by speciallecturers on “The Role of Statisticsin Practical Affairs,” to be given atthe Art Institute on alternate Fridays.Letters To The EditorBut if they don’t bother to vote, .then theywill be without excuse. There won’t be any rea¬son for them to continue as members any long¬er, either; because membership in the ASUwon’t be even an empty symbol of advancedand enlightened social thinking. This wouldbe a shame—a really liberal student groupcould, if it worked right, have great value foryoung people who are going to have to live insociety. It’s up to the liberals now'. Board of Control,The Daily MaroonIn a letter to the editor in yesterday’s Maroon in¬dependent Demarest Polacheek answered an interestingarticle on the value of fraternities by pointing out thatthe article in the recent Satevepost sounded like it waswritten in the days of the War of Jenkin’s Ear.This is certainly a grievous criticism of the article.It is just as valid as objecting to Aristotle’s “Art ofPoetry” because it was written a few years before theBoard of Trustees abolished football. By Polacheck’sreasoning one can show equally well that fraternitiesare a bad thing, or that Aristotle knew nothing aboutpoetry.In his punch line he says that somebody ought “tolet Mr, Turner know that the Horse Car has gone outof business,” Mr. Turner, I imagine, knows very wellthat the horse car has gone out of business. He alsoknows, however, that fraternities have not gone out ofbusiness, even though they were popular when thehorse car was.(Continued on page three) Read the Maroon^ Next time you need a pa^^ temed shirt—try one of ourArrows.ARROW SHIRTS, $2 up11 11pirn’s filin'1171 East 63rd StreetHYDE PARK 6678Directly oppositeSoutheast National Bank ClassifiedATTENTION! MARRIED STUDENTS: Wenow hoTo for rent very desirable newlyfurnished and decorated 2 room apt. withprivate bath, elec. rcfri(.. pleasant window outlook for only $40 per month. Wealso have desirable 2 room furnished antwith elec, refri*. at $32. An opportunitvto sret comfortable. Well heated apts inchoice vicinity. 6023 Kenwood Ave. Phnn.Dor. 6424.MEET ME ATTHE RANCH8 COURSE DINNERS FROM 75cOriginators of the Round-Up SkilletGEORGE T. DRAKE. MGR.123 E. OAK ST. AT MICH. AVE.WINSPopularity ContestAmerica’s favorite oxfordk. shirt is Arrow’s hand¬some GORDON—and wehave a swell collection ofGordons — including somejust your size! 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MARCH 1, 1940 Page ThreeToday on theQuadranglesDiscrimination Between Tempo¬rarily Separated Stimuli, H. D. Lan-dahl, 5822 Drexel Avenue, 4:30.Track Meet, Fieldhouse, 8.Population Statistics and Business,Professor Ogburn, Art Institute, 8.Mirror, Mandel, 8:30.SATURDAY.Mirror, Mandel, 2:30, 8:30.Swimming, Illinois, Bartlett, 2:30.Water Polo, Illinois, Bartlet, 3:30.Basketball, Minnesota, Fieldhouse,8.Wrestling, Wisconsin, Bartlet, 9.Radio Broadcast, Human Adven¬ture, 4-4:30, WBBM and CBS.Stiffler SpeaksJames W^ Stifler, Secretary of theUniversity and a Baptist ministerwill speak in the Chapel next Sun¬day. Stifler is also a member of theBoard of Trustees. The address willbe broadcast over radio station WGNat 11.TYPEWRITERSAll MoiresSOLDREPAIREDTRADEDRENTEDPORTABLES OR LARGECASH OR TERMSWOODWORTH'SBOOK STORE1311 E. 57th St Open EveningsNear Kimbork Ave. Dorchester 4800Accurate and RapidLens DuplicationsAND FRAMES REPAIREDYOUR PRESCRIPTION FILLEDNELSON OPTICALCOMPANYDR. NELS R. NELSONOptometrist 30 Years in Same Location1138 East 63rd St.AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEHYDE-PARK 5352HANLEY#S Press Publishes NewBook ByRashevskyAnswers Questions inMathematical Biology,“Advances and Applications o fMathematical Biology” is the formid¬able title of the University Press’latest book, published last week. Theauthor is Nicolas Rashevsky.“Does mathematical biology meananything?” was the comment of alayman leafing through the book. Theanswer is easy to give.Special Department I Hold StudentArt Show InI April At IdaII The Student Art Show, an exhibi-ition of oils, water colors, charcoal !drawings, sculpture, wood carving and !■ pottery by U. of C. students, will be;held this year from April 14-20 atjida Noyes.“Mathematical Biology” meansenough to scientists so that whenRashevsky came to the University afew years ago, a department was cre¬ated as his special sphere, and he wasgiven an associate professorship, theonly post in the department.“Mathematic Biology” means thatan effort is being made to scientifical¬ly systematize biology and reduce itto universal mathematical symbols.Rashevsky is attempting to make bi¬ology as easily analyzed and as pre¬cise as is physical science..Mathematical BiophysicsWhen Rashevsky wrote his firstbook, called “Mathematical Biophys¬ics” in 1938, it was called a “brilliantand original book,” breaking groundin an entirely new field.This sequel, containing the ad¬vances Rashevsky has made in hisnew science, continues the studies hemade earlier, but it is written in afashion which is more comprehensive,though it is still not a layman’s book,and the mathematics upon which it isbased have been simplified, broadeningthe appeal of the work.\ Letters—(Continued from page two) Any students registered in the Uni¬versity this year or in the last sum¬mer quarter, are eligible to submittheir creative work in any or all ofthese media, although a limit of threein each class is imposed, and no workshown in a former Ida Noyes StudentArt Show will again be eligible.Paintings and drawings must beframed or mounted so that they canbe hung. The exhibition will prob¬ably be divided into the followingclasses, subject to change: Oils;Water Colors, tempera, etc.; Char¬coal, pen and ink, and pencil draw¬ings; Sculpture and wood carving;and Pottery.Entries will be received at IdaNoyes between March 31 and April9, inclusive. All material is left atthe owner’s risk, although the Hallwill, of course, take all precautionsagainst loss and damage. Prizes andhonorable mentions will be awardedby the jury and presented at a teaon April 16.This is the eighth consecutive stu¬dent art exhibit to be held at IdaNoyes, and many of the past exhib¬its have won entry into Big Ten artdisplays.Further information may he ob¬tained at the Main Office of IdaNoyes, local 1071, or from MaryHammel, Foster Hall. 1j The comparison of the fraternityI system to the horse car is a good one.The horse car was not of sufficientworth to last through the greatchanges of the last century. The fra¬ternity, on the other hand, has notonly endured, but has continued togrow' up to the present date. Even atthe liberal University of Chicago theGreek societies are definitely on theupgrade. The statistics show thatthe largest percentage of freshmensince pre-depression years pledgedthis winter.Fraternities have passed the ‘testof time’ by preserving their essentialsocial advantages and by modifyingthemselves when necessary to keepup during the changing decade.Yours,John StevensP.S. Even Polacheck is a fraternityman. He is co-chairman of the Har¬mon B. Schrimmer fraternity.PLEDGE NOTICEAlpha Epsilon announces the pledg¬ing of Eleanor Hora and Ellen Sep-lak of Chicago. List 80 Mffjfs. inStatistics SurveyFrom soup to steel safes.This represents the range of pro¬ducts whose manufacturers, nowtotalling eighty, are represented inthe enrollment of the Institute ofStatistics of the University of Chi¬cago, according to a survey today byDr. Joel Dean, director of the Insti¬tute.The Automatic Canteen Company ofChicago has hired one employe whoseonly duties so far have been takingcourses at the Institute, the surveyshowed.“Several organizations have an¬nounced their plans to correlate theirown training program with the In¬stitute’s,” Dr. Dean reported.Among these is the American Sta¬tistical Association, whose membersplan to co-operate with the Institutein statistical education. The Associ¬ation is appointing a committee towork with the Institute faculty inoutlining a program of training forAssociation members.TONIGHTAND EVERY FRIDAY NIGHTHOWARD McCREERYAND HIS SMART SET ORCHESTRA' Beginning Friday, March 8"Search For Talent" ContestRead the Maroon for further details. See Talent Scout Jerry Gordonat the Maroon office.i\ Postpone ShowingOf ^^Memorial DayMassacre” MoviesLaboring in a maze of legal tech¬nicalities, the Labor Problems Coun¬cil has postponed any possible show¬ing of the movies of the “MemorialDay Massacre” of 1937 until nextquarter.The “Massacre” movie is the Para¬mount newsreel showing the action atthe Republic Steel Co. plant in SouthChicago where ten strikers werekilled by the Chicago Police, on Me¬morial Day 1937.This film was banned in Chicagoand has never been shown in thecity’s theaters. Last week the LPCannounced they would run the film inKent Hall. University authorities re¬strained them from running the filmat the request of the Police. Sincethat time the Council has been tryingto find out the conditions if any underwhich they may exhibit the picture.PU-(Continued from page one)the “world’s greatest nuisance.” Hesaid, “The Republican program wantsto cut relief expenditures to balancethe budget is to increase corporatewants to eliminate the surplus profitstax. Obviously, such a program willnot work. The best way to balancethe budget and at the same time ittaxes.”At this point, Sydney Rolfe, whowas sitting with the Liberal group,rose indignantly and walked over tothe Radical group and sat down.Kronemeyer fdlt that the govern¬ment should regulate business whereit is proved necessary. The tele¬phones, the telegraph system, and therailroads are an example of this. TheSherman Anti-Trust act should bevigorously enforced.”After Kronemeyer finished, themembers of the opposition attackedhis address. Jim Peterson, Commu¬nist, delivered an eloquent speechwhich advised those assembl^ toformulate a new party that is center¬ed around the labor non-partisanleague and organizations such as theUnited Mine Workers of America.He contended that in order to stay outof war, the United States must breakwith the Roosevelt administration.Throughout the debate on Krone-meyer’s speech, there were catcallsand shouting, particularly on the partof the Conservatives, when the onewho was talking was not in accordwith all parties. Mirror—(Continued from page one)of minor riots, not the least of whichis Hattie Paine in a sarong and ba¬nanas.Comes Act II:— “MisplacementBureau” to the tune of “I’ve BeenWorking on the Railroad,” then “Pub¬lications” (Chairman of the MaroonBoard to columnist: “How’s the Bot¬any Pond today?”), Marian Castle-man, pride of the Alumni Council, de¬livering a monologue, a pink-ribbonedbombshell labeled “Munitions,” and asatire in which Louis Welch out-Ham-let’s the GP and brings nearly halfthe Mirror cast on the stage as hisdear children.Biggest SurpriseIt is impossible to go through theshow assigning honors to those whotake part. We shall not attempt to doso, leaving the surpassing individualperformances as a surprise. But thebiggest surprise will be if there areany tickets left. The show plays to¬night, tomorrow afternoon, and to¬morrow night.Hutchins—(Continued from page one)ported by temporary grants amountto $500,000. The Library needs $50,000to purchase new books. To maintainthe excellence of the college teaching,adyisory and examination services$20,000 suffices. Finally $75,000 willmaintain the present standard of stu¬dent services, such as the studenthealth, physical education, clubhouses,and student activities, for a year.Senior Men LearnHow To Get JobsIt is in their interviews with pros¬pective employers that job huntingcollege men often lose out, failing tomake favorable impressions throughlack of knowledge, according to Mr.Lowell Calvin, Placement Counsellorof the Board of Vocational Guidanceand Placement. To help Senior menlearn something of interviewing tech¬niques, and to give them a general¬ized view of the business fields inwhich there are most jobs open Mr.Calvin asked twelve senior men to or¬ganize the Senior Job Council, to acttor students in bringing well knownbusiness men to speak to men inter¬ested in obtaining jobs. Mr. WilliamBachrach, president of the DearbornCo., will discuss administrative, and“internal” business fields at 3 Mondayin the Reynolds Club.Taste is the charm ofCoca-Cola. It never losesthe delightful appeal thatfirst attracted you. And itnever fails to give you ahappy after-sense of com¬plete refreshment. So, jointhe millions who enjoythe delicious taste ofCoca-Cola and get the feelof refreshment.THAT REFRESHESBottled under authority of The Coca-Cola Co. byCOCA-COLA BOTTLING CO. OF CHICAGO, INC.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 1, 1940\X THE DAILY MAROON SPORTSMaroons Qose SeasonAgainst MinnesotaSeek to Repeat Only Con¬ference Win Over Invad¬ing Gophers.Probable starting lineups:CHICAGO VS MINNESOTAStampf ^ CarlsonZimmermann .fLounsbury cJonjensen K DickRichardson AndersonIn the final home game of the sea-on the University of Chicago’s basket¬ball team meets Minnesota, the onlyteam it has defeated, hoping to repeatlast year’s strong finish by winningboth the contest with the Gophers andthe game with Wisconsin in MadisonMonday night.Last year Chicago, after winningonly two of the first ten games, beatWisconsin and Purdue to end the sea¬son in a three way tie for seventhplace.Smith ReturnsPossible return of Don Smith, for¬ward, to the Gopher lineup diminishesChicago’s chances of victory, but theMaroons have demonstrated a revivalof power in the last three gameswhic should bring them a second vic¬tory. Smith, who led Minnesota scor¬ing in pre-season games, has beenout since January 8 because of an in¬jured collarbone.After recording the first Big Tenvictory of the year against the Go¬phers at Minneapolis, 35 to 32, Chi¬cago held Indiana’s strong team to afour point margin of victory, losing34 to 38. Monday night the Maroonfive played the formidable IllinoisTrackmen MeetNU Runners team neck and neck for 38 minutes,losing in the final seconds of the gamewhen Bill Hapac, Illini captain, brokethe tie to win 42 to 40.Regulars StartJoe Stampf and Captain DickLounsbury, eleventh and twelfthplace holders in the Big Ten scoringcolumn, with 80 and 76 points respec¬tively, will lead the Chicago offensive.Stampf, leading the Big 'Ten in freethrow points with 44, will attempt toimprove the percentage of freethrows, in which he is No. 5 in theConference. Paul Zimmermann, Ma¬roon sophomore, who has advancedinto the Conference rankings with 42points, will start at forward oppositeStampf.Phi Delts AndAlpha Delts GoTo I-M FinalsBy LESTER DEANIn a crucial nip and tuck scrap lastnight. Phi Delta Theta moved into theI-M basketball finals by nosing out adetermined but unlucky Phi Gamquintet. Alpha Delta Phi took ?si Uinto camp 21-8 in the other bracketof the tourney.The Box Scores:Phi Delt 28B F PI Phi Gam 26B F PA revivified and greatly heartenedChicago track team will meet North¬western’s runners here at 8 tonight.When the dirt starts flying at theFieldhouse Chicago, long accustomedto the underdog position on the track,will stand a better than even chanceof vindicating its record and comingout ahead of its Evanston rivals.The meet should abound with closeand fiercely contested events. Thegreatest interest will center aroundthe 60 yard dash, where Northwest¬ern’s conference champion Piker willrace Davenport, who held the confer¬ence championship two years ago. An¬other main event will be the polevault. Northwestern’s Thistlewight,who has once previously—and onlyonce—beaten Ray with a jump of 13’10”, will face a Chicago man anxiousfor revenge.In the high jump Ray, who has justrecovered from his illness, will meetNorthwestern’s two Smith brothers.All three of the men have previouslyjumped 6’2”, which should make fora very close event. Ray should takea second in the hurdles, it being verydoubtful he can beat Finch of North¬western. Anderson 0 0 0| Norling 3 3 1Peterson 0 1 3| Wisely 1 1 eWilcox 6 0 2j Donian 3 4 2Williams 1 1 1| Rider 2 0 2Brown 3 0 2.Daranatzy 0 0 0BauroRrart 0 0 0| Sarkisian 0 0 0Oakley 8 0 l|Totals 13 2 9| Totals 9 8 5Alpha Delt 21 Psi U 8B F PI B F PTopping 2 0 0| Vanderhoof 1 0 2Sawyier 4 1 0| .lernberg 0 0 1Morray 0 0 9| Macl.>ellan 1 0 1Nohl 0 0 11 Daniels 1 0 0Wasem 8 0 11 Reynolds 0 0 2Letts 0 2 lIMacNamee 1 0 0Busby 0 0 0|Totals 9 3 31 Totals 4 0 6Swimmers LoseTo NorthwesternThe Maroons just couldn’t clickThursday night at Patten pool andNorthwestern scored substantial vic¬tories over the Chicago representa¬tives in both swimming and waterpolo, taking the swimming 55-29, andthe polo 7-4. The latter upset placedthe Northwestern seven in primeposition for the Big Ten champion¬ship and left Chicago with greatlydiminished chances for the same.Out of nine events, the Maroonswere only able to capture three firsts,two seconds, and six third places. Themost feared event on the part of Chi¬cago, Chicago took, the 330-yard med¬ley relay.Chicago meets Illinois tomorrow at2:30 in the Bartlett pool. Easily the most outstanding playerrepresenting any of the four semifi¬nalists was Bev Wilcox, who wasgood for twelve points on six fieldgoals, and in addition was instru¬mental in bottling up the aggressivef*hi Gam offense. What is more, hewas the main cog in setting up nu¬merous Phi Delt scoring thrusts inwhich he did not sink the ball per¬sonally.Donian starred for Phi GammaDelta. His work under both basketswas little short of phenomenal. Be¬cause of his aggressive style of play,j he was fouled often, and looped four1 of his' ten counters from the freeI throw line.Sloppy GameI The Alpha Delt-Psi U game was'sloppy in comparison with the PhiI Delt-Phi Gam thriller. Neither team'took advantage of its scoring oppor-itunities to the full, and the passing[was generally erratic. The main fac-I tor in the ADPhi victory was a heightj advantage which enabled them to re¬bound the majority of shots fromboth backboards. Cal Sawyier ledthe AD’s home with nine counters,while four Psi U’s tied for scoringhonors with two apiece.Two games were played in the in¬dependent playoffs. A close battlebetween Geology and the Shleppers[resulted in a 26-23 victory for theformer. Dustin and Church starredI for the rockmen. C. T. S. rolled overthe Dekeons 25-11. Ronander, Clarkand Paff led the clergymen, whileWarren Lorenz was outstanding forthe Dekes-to-be.Peterson GivesBilliard Advice |G |I| fi|,r GF sr sr Gr sr Gr g* g,UNIVERSITYTAVERN1131 & 1133 E. 55th St.ANDLIQUOR STORE Tennis TeamPlays TodayWhen the University of Chicagotennis team meets Kalamazoo Col¬lege this afternoon in the FieldhouseCoach Wally Hebert’s squad will beunofficially opening a season whichfinds the Maroon netmen in the worstplaying condition they’ve been in forthe last five years.The present incumbents haven’t theteam strength of last year’s Confer¬ence titlists but the roster does in¬clude 3 veterans of the ’39 season:Tollie Shostrom, Art Jorgenson, andJim Atkins. With this veteran triois Cal Sawyier, the boy who showedsuch form and ability that he auto¬matically jumps from last season’sfrosh squad to a probable third berthon the varsity.Hebert fills the fifth and sixth posi¬tions with Benum Fox, a “B” teamveteran who is undefeated in theplayoff matches, and Don Brown, a1938 transfer, who rates the sixthberth as runnerup in the “B” teamcompetition. Sophomore Bob Lifton,and Dick Norian, a minor letter win¬ner, are potential reserves, qualifica¬tion being top positions on the pres¬ent “B” squad. Gymnasts TravelTo Champaign;Pierre ReturnsWhen the Maroon gymnastic teamgoes to meet Illinois Saturday theywill be with the services of CaptainGlenn Pierre who for the first timesince the injury to his wrist willwork out on all four pieces of appara¬tus. With the return of the Midwaycaptain Illinois will have a hard timeto defeat the hitherto luckless Chi¬cago gymnasts.Pierre will work out on the sidehorse and the parallel bars as well asthe rings and the horizontal bar. Re¬viewing the last meet with Illinois itis probable that the Maroons mighttake the Southern boys if they canget a hold in the tumbling and ifPierre shows up in top form. THE NEWLEX THEATREFEATURING "PUSH BACK” SEATS1162 E. 63rd St. Op«n 11:30 A.M. DoilyFriday & SaturdayTyrone Power Linda Darnell'Daytime Wife'andJoe E. Brown'Beware Spooks'4 MONTH INTENSIVE COURSIrot COllfGE STUDENTS AND GRADUATE)A thonmgk, %nt»nsive. sttnograpkic count—ttsrting January 1. April 1. July 1, October 1Intartsting Boohlat sant fret, without obligatm— writt or pkont. No solicitors tmploytdmoserSpeaking of the meet Pierre said,“We are looking forward to this meetwith interest as it may mean that theConference meet is by no means inthe bucket for anybody and that Chi¬cago may be the somebody.” BUSINESS COLLEGEPAUL MOSER, i.D. PH I.RtfularCourstsfot Btginntrs. open to HighSchool Grmduatts only, start first Mondaytt tack month. Advanced Courses startassy Mtndcn. Day and Evening. EveningCourses open men.tM S. MkhigoN Av«.. Chicago, Randolph 4347Read The MaroonJorgenson GoneThe Kalamazoo practice meet to¬day will find things slightly mixed upas far as the Maroon lineup goes.Art “Pellet” Jorgenson will most cer¬tainly be missing from the secondcourt due to his extended duties onthe basketball floor. Ineligibility thisquarter keeps Don Brown away fromhis Kalamazoo opponent.With the possibility of seven singlesmatches against the better-than-aver- Iage netmen from the State of Michi-;gan Coach Hebert will probably useLifton, Norian and sophomore BobWeedfall to reach the required play- :ing strength. 'For the outstanding match of the jday, Tollie Shostrom meets a formi- idible opponent in the person ofMarion Shane, at present holding a iranking of 14 in the western singlesdivision.Wrestlers MeetBadger MatmenWisconsin’s wrestling team comesto Bartlett Gym to meet the Maroonteam Saturday. To date Chicago isundefeated in Conference competition.This meet will mark the fifth confer¬ence start for the Chicago team. Lit¬tle is known about the Wisconsinteam but Chicago has an edge inspirit and condition that will be hardto defeat.Speaking about the meet CoachVorres said, “This isn’t Nebraska andwe aren’t boasting, we are just go¬ing in there and fight.” He addedthat the men were in the best shapethat they have been all year and hadmore spirit than usual, all of whichwill make them “hard to beat.”Get your BLACKHAWK STU¬DENT COURTESY CARD en¬titling you to the REDUCEDFRIDAY NIGHT RATE of $1.00minimum charge or $2.00 percouple (inch food and bever¬ages) at the Daily Maroon of¬fice or at the InformationBureau. NO ADMISSION ORCOVER CHARGE.FREE DELIVERY MIDWAY 0524Ii COMPLETE LINE OFMr. Charles C. Peterson, trick-shotartist, will be at Ida Noyes todayfrom 3:30 to 5:30 to give instruction iin billiards to any and all enthusiasts.At 4 he will give an exhibition of trickshots and all students are invited. BEER . 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