Vol. 40, No. 56 Z.149 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 1940 Price Three CentsHutchins TellsAlumni “WhatChicago Means”President Opens Driveto Bring More Funds toUniversity.President Hutchins told “WhatChicago Means” to prospective re-suscitators of the University’s dwind¬ling finances last night at the DrakeHotel. The occasion was the officialinauguration of the Fiftieth Anni¬versary campaign at a gift dinnersponsored by the alumni. BesidesHutchins, future donors were sus¬tained and soothed by Dr. George E.Vincent, former president of theRockefeller Foundation.Said Dr. Vincent, “The chief hopefor the future lies in the cultivationof human qualities of sound dispas¬sionate thinking, calm judicial judg¬ment, a sense of justice, a devotionto wide loyalties, and the will tocreate a better social order.” Headded, “It is in the University, ifanywhere, that these qualities mayfind the best opportunity for develop¬ment. The Alumni of the Universityof Chicago are happy in having anAlma Mater to whom they may turnwith confidence. They have the sat¬isfaction of knowing that in helpingto strengthen and perpetuate her in¬fluence they are not only showingloyalty to an institution but makingan enduring contribution to the wel¬fare of their country.”Front-Line ReputationI’resident Hutchins abetted thisconcept by a stirring picture of theUniversity as a whole, its unique be¬ginnings and its present front-linereputation. He discussed its long listof innovailions, its effect on otherinlucational institutions, its presentpre-eminence and pioneering effortin almost every field, its unique un¬dergraduate program, and its start¬ling progress in graduate study andre.search.Hutchins claimed: “the problem ofuniversity management is not merelythat of getting good men. It is theproblem of making them effective.This cannot be done in an organiza¬tion that ties them hand and foot,in a plant that prevents them fromseeing one another, or in a tradition(Continued on page three)Senior MenMust RegisterIiiiniediatelySenior men who expect help in ob¬taining jobs after the June gradua¬tion must register now, Lowell Calvin,placement counsellor, said yesterday.Recruiting for men to take positionsopening in June begins this month.Applications should be filed imme¬diately in the Board of VocationalGuidance Office in Cobb 216.Mr. R, W. Prior of the GoodyearTire and Rubber Company will behere for interviews January 25. Hecannot speak to seniors unless theyare registered.As an additional aid in educatingmen for plunging into the cold world,a Senior Job (Council has been formed.The Council will sponsor a series ofprograms designed to educate grad¬uates on problems of job hunting andopportunities in the business world.Lecturers from various fields willspeak. Practice interviews are plannedto give the men experience. The au¬dience will criticize the parties to theinterviews.Members of the Council are: HaroldWright, John Bernhardt, Hunt Badg-or, Richard Norian, Peter Parker,Richard Jacques, Pierre Palmer, Da¬vid Salzburg, David Martin, HenryGraf, Richard Wheeler, and CarlStanley.Neibuhr SpeaksAt Chapel SundayDr. Reinhold Neibuhr, professor ofChristian Ethics at Union TheologicalSeminary, will speak in RockefellerMemorial Chapel next Sunday. Dr.Neibuhr has spoken at the Chapelseveral times before and has attract¬ed large student congregations. More Rats inV. HighRats are docile, intelligent, re¬sponsive, mature rapidly, and areeasily controlled. More and morerats are the result of the third ofthe above named characteristicsof the breed. This constant in¬crease is helped along by the care¬ful treatment and care afforded tothese prize pupils of Dayle Wolfieand Harold Gulliksen.These rats which at last countwere something more over 100have been moved from the Culverto the basement of Belfield Hall,are now the subject of many andvaried experiments dealing withLearned Behavior. These rats arenot the common grey rats, but areeither hooded or albino rats. Thelatter are entirely white and theformer have a brown head. Thesespecies are chosen for experimen¬tation because they are more do¬cile and more intelligent and be¬cause they bite much less.Report OnUniversityFinancesThe University spent ten million,seven hundred and sixty-seven thou¬sand, three hundred sixty dollars andfourteen cents ($1(),767,.360.14) in theyear 19.38-1931). Its income for thesame period was $10,.'j()7,953.06, leav¬ing a deficit of $199,407.08. Thisdeficit was covere<l by surplus re¬serves which will be gone by 1941.This is not a good thing. It’s evenworse when compared with the Uni¬versity of Illinois who also recentlypublished a report of finances for1938-39. Their total cost of mainte¬nance and operation was $8,051,481;their operating income totaled $8,179,-648. In addition, they had to go tostudents for only 16.7 per cent oftheir income as compared to the Uni¬versity’s toll to the tune of 23.08per cent.State PaysState appropriation from tax reve¬nues provided 63.4 per cent and fed¬eral appropriations 11.6 per cent ofIllinois’ income. The balance of 8.3per cent came from private gifts andendowments.But the University salaamed toprivate capitalists and endowmentinstitutions financed by private capi¬talists to the tune of $4,570,216.43or 43.25 per cent. Income from medi¬cal patients accounted for 13.79 percent and auxiliary enterprises 16.09per cent.More For InstructionFor instruction and research theUniversity spent $6,586,525.74 ascompared to Illinois’ $4,186,036. Aux¬iliary enterpri.ses were the nextlargest expense item in the budget,$1,587,698.85. Retiring allowancesconsumed 2.73 per cent, plant oper¬ation 9.20, student aid 4.52, generaladministration 4.95, and general ex¬pense, 2.69.Laves DebatesJames BurnhamWalter H. C. Laves, associate pro¬fessor of Political Science and direc¬tor of the Social Science I surveycourse, will debate James Burnham,Associate Professor of Philosophy atNew York University, January 26 at3:30 in Mandel Hall.The subject of the debate, spon¬sored by the Socialist Club (4th In¬ternational), is: “Resolved: Thatworld-wide social revolution is nec-essai’j to obtain peace.” Laves willtake the negative side, and Burnhamwill uphold the affirmative.Burnham, a member of the 4th In¬ternational, is editor of The New In¬ternationalist.Want Sophomores!!!All sophomores interested inworking on the Washington Prome¬nade Committee are asked to re¬port to Bartlett Gymnasium Tues- |day at 4:30 to sign up for work, i ERPI IssuesNew Bi-SciSurvey MoviesCarlson, Swann DirectFilms on Endocrines,Foods.Two more of the Biological Sci¬ences educational one-reelers were re¬leased this week, one on “Foods andNutrition” and the other on the “En¬docrine Glands.” Dr. Anton J. Caid-son and Dr. H. G. Swann supervisedthese latest in the series of ERPIfilms, designed generally for educa¬tors all over the country, and specific¬ally for the University’s surveycourses.The movies will be used in the BiSci survey to accompany the lectureson Physiology given by Dr. Carlson.Special PreviewA special preview showing washeld for the Maroon reporter, andwere as entertaining and at the sametime graphically illustrative, as theprevious eight films released by theUniversity on Biological Science.The film on “Food and Nutrition”shows diagrammatically the way inwhich the various types of foods;carbohydrates, fats, and proteins, aswell as minerals and vitamins, aredigested or stored. It also showed anexperiment by which the basal me¬tabolism can be ascertained, and usedas its theme a cow peacefully chewinggrass, unmindful of the mysteries ofthe biological processes going on in¬side, plainly visible to the audience.“Endocrine Glands”The reel explaining the “EndocrineGlands” pi-esented graphically andpictorially the part that the ductlessglands play in maintaining physio¬logical equilibrium, telling and show¬ing the effects that too much or toolittle of any of them have on the ani¬mal body.These films make a total of 32 reelsin the series of University sugar-coated educational films in the fieldsof astronomy, physics, geology, andbiology.Florian Pretty Playf esters,j Workshop Give11 One Act PlaysDramatic AssociationActors Will Direct.The Playfesters, four-year collegedramatic group, and the DramaticAssociation Workshop have joinedhands to present three one-act plays,February 15, 16, and 17.The three plays, two of the Play-festers and one of the Workshop, willall be under the direction of experi-’enced Workshop actors and will be' co-ordinated by Dick Himmel, assis-I tant to Workshop director Clark Ser¬gei.Clara CodClara Coci, world famous organist,will give a recital in the RockefellerMemorial Chapel next Tuesday at8:15. Miss Coci, who has been a pro¬fessional organist since she was six¬teen years old, was judged the mostoutstanding American musician bySir Granville Bantock, noted Britishcomposer and critic. The recital isopen to the campus.Towey PlaysFor ReynoldsClub DanceBy CHESTER HANDFar from being daunted by a newlow in temperature, Howard Mort,purveyor of Reynolds Club propagan¬da, promi.ses a new high in enter¬tainment at the second BasketballDance of the season after the De Paulgame Saturday night.Hot music by Chuck Towey, hotchocolate by the Coffee Shop, and aroaring fire in the Reynolds Clubfireplace insure a “hot time” to thosebrave souls who venture out theseArctic nights.Chuck Towey DA’s Bob Cohn will direct StanleyHoughton’s “The Dear Departed,”working with a Playfester cast.George Schloss acts as director of thesecond Playfester one-acter, “TheCorridors of the Soul” by the Russianauthor, N. N. Evreinov. The thirdplay will be presented by a Workshopcast, under the direction of Himmel.The vehicle he has tentatively se¬lected is “Maisie” written by RuthGoilroff. Russell Thomas, director ofthe Four Year College actors, hasrelinquished all control over hischarges, and left them entirely in thehands of the DA directors. SinceDean Randall, DA boss, lets studentsrun all the Workshop plays alone,this will be an entirely student ven¬ture.Casting for the three plays is al¬most complete, and actors-to-be willbe announced Monday. DirectorsSchloss and Cohn have already begunrehearsals, and the Workshop actorswill begin work for their drama nextweek.Schloss has appeared in two DAplays, although he is only a freshman.He played the role of Moe Fein-schriber in “Awake and Sing” andTelegin in “Uncle Vanya” both Work¬shop performances. Cohn was PastorManders in “Ghosts” and was theProfessor in “Uncle Vanya.” Himmelhas played in Mirror, “Ghosts,”“Awake and Sing” and “The MedecinMalgre Himself.”But Still All WetOn C aiul G StoryBy DICK HIMMELPaul Florian is a nice boy. He wearsa yellow sweater with sleeves pushedup like a Mortar Board. Because heis such a nice boy he has won theheart and confidence of the Daily Ma¬roon. Yesterday Paul Florian saidhe had a sensational story about Capand Gown for the Maroon. He wasright. It was a sensational story,only it wasn’t true.Cap and Gown via Mr. Florian an¬nounced that the first person selling176 C and Gs would get $100 for tui¬tion. People on the Maroon thoughtthe contest would be oh, so peachy sothey gave it the lead story.But the next day was another dayand it was a cold day until HaroldWright, Cap and Gown publisher,came in and made it hot in the Ma¬roon office. He even wrote a letterthat said the story was not author¬ized by him, but that they may giveaway a homesite in Minnesota, a RollsRoyce, or a quick Constance Bennett.There was a pathetic P.S. on the bot¬tom reminding the world that Capand Gown doesn’t even print 176books.Paul Florian is still a nice boy, onlyhe hooked the people who love him.But because Paul Florian looks like aMortar Board, and it was such a goodstory, the people who love him stilllove him and would rather have ahomesite in Minnesota anyway.Int-House BroadcastTonight Towey, whose checkered career in¬cludes such vignettes as prospectingfor Dinosaur bones, hou.sepainting,and farming in and about the metrop¬olis of Leads, South Dakota, hasbuilt up an enthusiastic campus fol¬lowing by always delivering thegoods.Little could be added about Tow-ey’s vocalist. Marge Grey, that al¬ready has not been said.Season tickets for the remainingfour dances may still be purchasedfor $1.00 a person—a forty cent sav¬ing over four separate door admis¬sions. Single admissions are thirty-five cents.Forum StartsDiscussion GroupsStudent Forum members will formdiscussion groups on, “Civil Liberties,”“Higher Education,” and “YouthProblems” so that they may gettraining in intelligent informal dis¬cussion as well as factual informationon topics that will be used to repre¬sent the Forum in future speakingengagements in the city and withvarious colleges.The first group will meet today at2:30 in Lexington 5 and discuss “Civ¬il Liberties.” Another group will meetMonday in Lexington 5 at 3:30. Thetopic will be, “Youth Problems.”“Higher Education” will be discussedby another group on Tuesday at 2:30in the same place. Any student mayjoin these groups.Return Browder Funds This will be the first time in thehistory of either DA or the Play-festers that the two groups have co¬operated to put on plays.Round TableStars Laves,Price, MacNairAnticipating a burst of headlinenews about the effects on the three-year-old war between China and Ja¬pan of expiration January 26 of theAmerican commercial treaty with Ja¬pan, the University of Chicago RoundTable broadcasts a discussion Sundayof the topic “The Far East—BackDoor War?” at 1:30 over NBC’s RedNetwork.The Round Table discussion willfeature three experts on the FarEast, Harley F. MacNair, professorof Far Eastern Literature and Insti¬tutions; Ernest B. Price, director ofthe University’s International House,and former American consul in Foo¬chow and Tsinan, China; and WalterH. C. Laves, associate professor ofPolitical Science. The three speakersare members of the University Fac¬ulty.MacNair is author of the recentbook, “The Real Conflict Between Chi¬na and Japan,” and spent 15 years asa professor and editor in China. Pricewas in the American consular servicein China for 16 years, and for sev¬eral years headed two Chinese airlinecompanies.Students to FormResidents of International Housewill take part in a broadcast tonightin which foreign members will discuss“Why I Came to America.” Whilethe program, which starts at 8:30,will take the form of a bull session,the audience will be allowed to askquestions of the participants. It willoriginate in Int House Lounge. Au¬dience reaction to the program will bewatched with interest. Refunds for the cancelled Browdermeeting may now be obtained eitherin the Mandel Hall box office between12 and 1:30 or at the Informationoffice during any of its regular hoursaccording to the Communist Club.It also announces that it plans tohave the noted Communist leaderspeak on campus at his earliest con¬venience. Relief CommitteeRepresentatives of nine student or¬ganizations will meet in the Chapelbasement at 4:30 today to form aStudent Relief Committee.The committee plans to continuethe work of last year’s Refugee Aidcommittee which raised the equiva¬lent of $7,000 for refugee relief.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 1940Baily ^aroonFOUNDED IN 1901MEMBER ASSOCIATED COLLEGIATE PRESSThe rVaily Maroon is the official student newspaper of the Uni¬versity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday, Sunday andMonday during the Autumn. Winter and Spring quarters by TheDaily Maroon Company, 5831 University avenue. Telephone: HydePark 9222.After 6:30 phone in stories to our printers. The Chief PrintingCompany. 148 West 62nd street. Telephone Wentworth 6123.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon or for any contractentered into by The Daily Maroon.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves the rights of publication ofany material appearing in this paper. Subscription rates: $3 ayear; $4 by mail. Single copies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March 18. 1903, at the post officeat Chicago. Illinois, under the act of March 3. 1879.sspResiNTSD son national advertisino byNational Advertising Service, Inc.College Publishers Representative420 Madison Ave. new York. N.Y.Chicaso • BOSTOR • Loi AseiLii • Sas FsasciscoBOARD OF CONTROLEditorialRUTH BRODYHARRY CORNELIUSALICE MEYERBusinessWILLIAM H. GRODYDAVID MARTIN, ChairmanHARRY F. TOPPING, Business Mgr.ROLAND I. RICHMAN, Advertising Mgr.BUSINESS ASSOCIATES.lohn Bex Herb Gervin, William Lovell, and Julian LowensteinEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESDemurest Polacheck, William llankla. Pearl C. Rubins, John Stevens.Hart Wurzburg, Marian Castleman, Ernest LeiserNight Editor: Lester DeanAssistant: Mary GrahamThe Visionary GleamEndymion: Yesterday you told me youdidn’t consider it reactionary to want the ASUto sympathize with Finland and condemn Rus¬sia ; and that you didn’t believe such actionby the ASU w’ould be sufficient to involveAmerica in the war. You implied, also, thatthe possibility of a war remains despite anycondemnation of it.Editor: Yes, and I said I could make my po¬sition clearer if I told you of a dream I hadrecently. Would you like to hear about it now?.End: I suppose I might as well listen. Afterall. I’m a liberal and must try to be tolerant.You might litter a half-truth that will be ofsome value.Ed: Well, a few nights ago, I wasn’t ableto sleep very well. I imagined that you keptdragging mangled bodies into my room. Youwould point at them and say: “See, you didthis. You and people like you are responsiblefor the mutilated corpses of our youth, for themisery and desolation into which our countryis plunged. The ruin of our lives, the wholedecay of civilization is your fault.’’Naturally, Endymion, 1 was surprised atyour strange behavior. It didn’t seem at alllike you. So I sat up in bed and asked: “Endy¬mion, you don’t really believe that I’m tryingto drag University of Chicago youth into war,do you?’’Almost immediately you dropped yourprophetic disguise and replied—(End.): Well, maybe not, but you certainlygive that impression. Your unfriendly attitudeabout the Keep Out of the War Congress, yourneglect of the ASU peace platform—Ed.: Whoa! (I interrupted) Wait a minute!How does that show I’m trying to lead us towar ?(End.): Those things are means for peace.If you oppose them, you indicate opposition toefforts for peace.Ed.: I don’t think so. At best those move¬ments seem to me .just declarations of ends.After all, I say I’m for peace. Everybody’sfor peace—Hitler’s for peace, Japan’s forpeace. So is Russia. I’m sure she’s just tryingto restore order to Finland. We’re all workingfor the same general end. I’ve been trying toshow that different factions mean differentthings by the word peace.(End.): But the Keep Out of the War Con¬gress and the ASU want only what even youwould consider just, to keep this country atpeace. Why, then, do you oppose them?Ed. Their ends may be fine, but I thinktheir means are so ineffective as to be almosta foolish waste of time.(End.): I’m trying to be calm. What doyou mean?Ed.: Do you think that calling the warnasty names and saying we don’t like it andwill have none of it is sufficient to keep us out ?(End.) : At least it shows that we don’tintend to get mixed up in this imperialisticstruggle and sacrifice our youth to the sordidmess.Ed.: Yes, it’s noble. But is it practical?Does it keep us out? Is it beneficial to hu¬manity ?(End.): It shows we are not going to bemisguided into sacrificing ourselves to the dirtyaffair.Ed.: Tell me, can a person keep from get¬ting burned just by shutting his eyes if a fireis raging in a nearby garbage dump, a strongwind is blowing, and there are only woodenbuildings in which he can take refuge?(End.): But that’s not the same thing!FM.: The wind might not blow in his direc¬tion. But since our case may not be exactlythe same, ought we not rather to open oureyes and consider how we can keep the wind from coming in our direction, and what wewould have to do if it comes? We shouldn’tjust call it a bad wind or an ugly fire. Oughn’twe to plan for cleaning up the garbage dumpas soon as it is safe to do so, and think abouterecting more nearly fireproof shelters?(End.): Maybe you have a point there. Butwhat do you want people to do? Just talk aboutpeace programs and do nothing else? You cer¬tainly don’t set a good example yourself. Buthow about the ASU peace program; how aboutits safeguarding of civil liberties, its campaignagainst oppressing negroes?Ed.: It’s more the business of the ASUthan it is of a campus newspaper to discusssuch matters. The last part of the program,however, sounds valuable, and I should havenothing but approval for that work if theyreally do it. But I fear this program, particu¬larly for an organization as the ASU, rests oninsecure foundations. You admit there is gravedanger of our going to war?(End.): Yes, there is a strong movementto drag us into it.Ed.: Are civil liberties or any internal ad¬vantages safe in a country at war?(End.): No, I suppose a state must sacri¬fice its democratic advantages to war-time ex¬pediency. That’s why we musn’t get into awar. We’ll go totalitarian if we do.Ed.: Then if these things are not safe, isit valuable for the ASU to concentrate on themand ignore the fact that more than reaction¬aries endanger them?(End.): But the ASU doesn’t do that. It isfor peace.Ed.: So are we all. What does the ASU dofor peace?(End.): It denounces w'ar-mongers.Ed.: It has denounced the Maroon, and Iknow the Maroon isn’t a war-monger. I can’thelp doubting the validity of some of the otherdenunciations. What else does it do?(End.): It exposes propaganda.Ed.: That is a valuable service. But it ex¬posed us quite emotionally when we hadn’tdone anything but say that after it refusedto condemn Russia even by referendum, andobjected to lending Finland money or placinga moral embargo on Russia nobody w'ould be¬lieve it wasn’t Communist dominated.(End.): I’ve been wanting to ask you aboutthat. There’s ambiguity in the way you makethat charge.Ed.: Will you agree that those who followmost suggestions made by a particular groupare dominated by that group?(End.): Yes, I suppose that’s domination.Ed.: Didn’t the ASU convention follow thesuggestions of the Communists?(End.): Only because the Communists hadgood reasons.Ed.: We have already discussed that andconsidered some other good reasons. Do youagree that Communists dominated the meet¬ing?(End.): Yes. but only in the sense thatthey were able to argue better than the others.Anyhow, you must admit the ASU can per¬form a good service in exposing propagandathat mignt otherwise run away with us.Ed.: I have no doubt but that it could per¬form this service. But I still think the ASUis getting more stultified than liberal.At this point, Endymion, I woke up.End.: I suppose we all do sometime.Traveling BazaarBy DICK HIMMELBullThe I*si Us keep complaining about how the Dekeshave supplanted them in the Mortar Board’s affections.Paul Florian has given back his pin ever since hisfavorite .Marion Jernbergasked Harry Mac.Mahon, aDeke, to the Mortar Boardformal Friday night. BohReynolds is glintless be¬cause .Mary I.u Price is tak¬ing Don Warfield. JohnnyStevens is the only happyPsi U because he’s got Bet¬ty .Ann Evans who isn’t aMortar Board. . .1 bet Sieg-mund Levarie is sore be¬cause we keep running hispicture without much cause.He’s a nice looking fella andlooks good on front pagemake-up . . . That headlinein the paper which said thatNitze Delays Virgin (the remainder of the headlinebeing upside down) was not very accidental...! mightas well tell the truth about the Levarie picture yester¬day. We lost the cut of the Wash Prom glamorousblonde singer. Anyone who missed DA’s Magic missed.Alike Rathje and she’s much too good to miss. Inciden¬tally reviewei- Leiser said something nice about new-I comer Bob .Miller who retaliated with a thank you card,j Wouldn’t it be nice if people could stay nice like thatbeyond their freshman year. . .The cold is playing hell; with pulchritude. Look what it did to Sigma’s JeanSkeels. She had her face all covered with a hideousred muffler... Right now I want to start a H.ARRY. . .no Mortar Board, heLevarie Today on theQuadranglesFRIDAY. JANUARY 19ASU: Referendum, “Civil Liberties.Human Needs.’’ Rosenwald 2. 3:30.Public Lecture: “Archeology andthe Origins of Civilization in theNear East.” Waldo H. Duberstein.The Art Institute of Chicago, 6:45.Philosophy Club: “The EmpiricalMetaphysics of Charles Peirce.” Ab¬raham Kaplan. Classics, 8.SATURDAY, JANUARY 20Settlement League Benefit Party.Ida Noyes, 2.Basketball Game: Chicago vs. DePaul. Fieldhouse, 8.! Basketball Dance: Reynolds Lounge,i SUNDAY. J.ANUARY 21“The Christian Faith and theChurch at AV'ork.” Dr. George M. Gib¬son. University Church of the Dis¬ciples of Christ, 9:30.University Religious Service: TheReverend Reinhold Niebuhr, Profes¬sor of Christian Ethics; Union The¬ological Seminary, New York City.Rockefeller Memorial Chapel, 11.I Vespers: The Chicago Teacher’sj College Choir. Rockefeller Memorial: Chapel, 4:30.Chapel Union: “New Programs forReducing Unemployment.” Dr. Mar¬tin H. Bickham. Ida Noyes Library,' 7:30.TOPPING TO LEAD THE WASH¬INGTON PROM campaign. Hop on,boys...Jesus it’s cold...I hope allyou people who read the Bazaar andwere going to hear Browder (asthough there are any) will not forgetto get your nice quarter back.. .Thosegoldfish we are giving to FreddieBock are getting nervous from theMaroon office strain...I’m startingearly this year. I want ('arolynAA'heeler for Christmas...Ruth Scottis a wonderful girl...If you’re likethe Psi Us and aren’t going to theMortar Board dance Friday nightdrop in at the Continental room tohear a U of C floor show.THE NEWLEX THE.ATREFFATURING “PUSH BACK" SEATS1162 E. 63rd St. Open 11:30 A.M. DailyZORINAin"On Your Toes"andRANDOLPH SCOTTin"20,000 Men a Year" O^Hara DefendsFootball Stand“‘Go in there and fight, kid, theycan’t hurt us” is the attitude takenby those who object to Chicago’sabandonment of football, says HerbGraffis, Daily Times columnist.It’s nobody’s business except Chi¬cago’s, adds the writer. I'hey haveproved there is no need for the sport.He quotes Father John O’Hara,president of Notre Dame, to that af¬fect.O’Hara has gone on record as sayingthat Chicago did the right thing.Such an opinion is heresy in the tem¬ple, but O’Hara defended his action bysaying that the good of the schoolcomes before any sport.TONIGHTi sCOLLEGENIGHTIn TheContinentalRoomOf TheSTEVENSHOTEL☆ ☆ ☆SPECIAL• Music ByGRIFF WILLIAMSand hisORCHESTRAUNIVERSITYTAVERN • University ofChicago Floor ShowZtUI Ut 11 oo u, ooui oi.ANDLIQUOR STOREFREE DELIVERY MIDWAY 0524COMPLETE LINE OFBEER - WINES - UQUORSWE FEATUREBlatz and Siebens Beers1, • Lower Rates ToHolders of StudentPrivilege Cards☆ ☆STEVENS HOTELStudent Privilege (Sards Avail¬able at Maroon Office andInformation DeskBRANDS OFLEADINGGATEWAY GARAGEANDFILLING STATION5608-42 Stony Island Ave.Chicago, Illinois Accessories&SuppliesTiresBatteriesOUsTHE LAST WORD IN SERVICEAll PhonesPlaza 5315 See Mr. SmithFor Charge Account Washing&PolishingUnited MotorMechanicalDepartmentSpecializedLubricationTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 1940 Page ThreeStudent's RomonceAdopted from English Opera"I Lost My Heart inHeidelberg"withMETZLER & PATRICK KNOWLESSONOTONE Mortar Boards ClaimDekes-Psi U’s Unhappy66 E. VAN BUKEN25c to 2—35c to 6:30 Start Feud over Neglectof Psi U’s at MB DanceTonight.TYPEWRITERSAll MakesSOLDTRADEDREPAIREDRENTEDPORTABLES OR LARGECASH OR TERMSWOODWORTH'SBOOK STORE1311 E. S7th St. Open EreningsNear Kimbark Ave. Dorchester 48004 MONTH INTENSIVE COURSEFOI COLlEOe STUDENT5 AND GRADUATESA thorough, intensive, stenographic course—starting January 1, April I, July 1, October 1..Interesting Booklet sent free, without obligation— write or phone. No solicitors esrployed.moserBUSINESS COLLEGEPAUL MOSER, J.D.. PH tRegular Courses for Beginners, open to HighSchool Graduates only, start first Mondayof each month. Advanced Courses startassy Monday. Day and Evening. EveningCourses open m men..16 S. Michigan Ave., Chicago, Randolph 4347Patronize OurAdvertisers The Mortar Boards so haughty, oflate have been doing things quitenaughty. The darlings of the CoffeeShop, long the close affiliates and co¬social workers of the Psi U’s, havebegun to cast eyes about for newfields to conquer. To be precise, theyhave staked claims out on the DKEs,a most cooperative group of squires,they seem, too.The present little problem hasPaul Florian, long-revered head of thegals’ auxiliary and honorary rushingchairman, at the crux. He' will beelsewhere Friday night when the Mor¬tar Boards give their formal dinnerdance in the Sky Room of the Stevens.He will be operating at the Croy¬don Hotel on Rush street with a chor¬us girl from George White Scandals.As a matter of fact, five of his fra¬ternity brothers plan to attend theformal until the Scandals ends at11:15, and then repair to the Croydenfor their chorine dates. Confucioussay: two sides to every question andScandals one good answer.The DKEs, who discovered and im¬ported the chorus girls to the cam-l)us, are making the dance a chapterfunction. They began their movinglast Friday when they invited theclub girls down to Hanley’s afterrushing week ended for an egg nogI)arty.What an enchanting time, gushedthe club tasties. Why don’t you Psi U’s, they said to the boys in thelarge brick house, entertain like that?Did we have fun? Why you neverwould imagine what Jane said to Jimand what Bob said to me. Purrr.Rumor, mind you it’s only a rumor,says that the largest representationfrom any one girl’s club will be fromthe Mortar Boards.In addition another party is beingplanned by and for the same par¬ticipants this coming Friday. On thefire are bob-sled parties at PalosPark and sleigh rides along the Mid¬way.Very interested observers, such asthe Alpha Delts and Quads, are hav¬ing a field day laughing up theirsleeves. It’s all very amusing, thesegay college days.DieLiqhj Hd?u5E:ALBERT S. LIGHT1453 HYDE PARK BLVD.DINNER AT THE UGHT HOUSE45c to 75c KeeperI NOW FORMINGMAROON BOWLING LEAGUEFELLOWS AND GALSspend Friday afternoonenjoying healthful exerciseEvery Friday for 7 Consecutive WeeksCrocombe extends to you a special rate of15c per linebefore 5:00 P. M.All Groups and Individuals interested inquire atCrocombe Bowling Alleys6225 Cottage Grove Ave. Hutchins—(Continued from page one)of departmental exclusiveness anddisharmony.Good, Effective Men“Chicago started out to get goodmen. It started out, too, to makethem effective. If with half the moneyof Harvard and twenty-five per centless than that of Yale the Universityof Chicago has been able to do a jobat least comparable with theirs, itmust be because Chicago has foundthe way to release the energies ofits staff for the most pro<luctive kindof effort.’’He briefly mentioned football andcited the still controversial move asanother example of the University’spioneering si)irit. Finally he gave aresume of the University’s financialstate, its needs, and the object ofthe present campaign to raise funds.Drive BeginsHe concluded his address by offi¬cially launching the Fiftieth Anniver¬sary plans looking to the celebrationof 1941. Bespoke Hutchins: “We nowlook forward to our Fiftieth Anni¬versary. The <iate has been set. Thetheme has been determined. It isNew Frontiers in Education and Re¬search. I am confident that the An¬niversary will find the Universityfinanced, if not for the next fiftyyears, at least for a considerable jiartof it. I am confi<lent, too, that theAnniversary and the halfcentury tofollow it will find your Alma Mater,faithful to her great tradition, pion¬eering on the new frontiers.” \ASU Discusses CivilLiberty, Human NeedsReferendums of civil liberties andhuman needs are what the ASU plansto occupy itself with at a meetingscheduled for 3:30 today in Rosenwald2.Civil liberties and human needs aretwo major planks on the ASU pro¬gram as voiced in the resolutionspassed at their national convention.Read the Maroon Classified5461 University. Private home, beautiful quietroom for business woman or student.$3.50-$4.50. Mid. 2171.To rent: 1 and 2 room newly dec. furn. orunfurn. apts.—Very reasonable rates.Kenway Apts., 6054 Kenwood.Ghostwriter: Themes, Theses,Editing, Notes, Book Re¬views. Make early contacts.WRITE: 130 Morninsside Dr.. Apt. 4.New York City. G. H. Smith, M.A.Bickham AddressesChapel UnionDr. Martin H. Bickham, will speakto Chapel Union on “Unemploymentin the Modern City” next Sunday inIda Noyes at 7:30. Dr. Bickham, agraduate of the University, has en¬gaged in relief work for the W.P.A.and the Government Commission onUnemployment and Relief during thelast ten years.Last summer he visited Englandand Wales to study unemploymentin coal mining and industrial areas.On January 28, Dr. Anton J. Carl¬son, professor of Physiology, willspeak to Chapel Union on his philos¬ophy of life.Cold? Who Cares!A Roaring FIRECHUCK TOWEYMARGY GREYReynolds Club DanceAfter the Game Tomorrow Night35 cents 45HBELOW!No-Not the Temperature hut —CLEARANCE PRICES ONSUITS andOVERCOATSi., ERIE’S GreatJANUARY SALE!ERIE IS STUCK! Thatlong stretch of unsea-sonal warm winterweather left Erie over¬stocked with hundredsof nationally - adver¬tised suits and over¬coats. Erie must movethem to make room lorspring merchandise.You save 20% to45% on this sacrifice.Broken lots of higher-priced garments—wor¬steds, tweeds, Shetlandsuits — big collectionof warm sturdy over¬coats.Values to$30$ 18Better hurry for thisamazing value — thelowest price in thecity for famous mens'wear!Values up to $35Another group of richly tailored suits andovercoats you never dreamed could bepriced so low — most popular styles andfabrics.Values up to $40Luxurious woolens tailored by famouscraftsmen — a huge array of aristocraticgarments — a rare bargain even at $40. $23$28Kuppenheimer, GGG, Hart Schaiiner & Marx, Free¬man and Eagle Clothes included.Accessory Prices Got the Ax ToolSale of Edgerton Shoes — sharplySalwbSI reduced — now onlyKingly and other famous brands3 9 —not permitted to mention namesof certain brands in this lot — but they ALWAYSsold for $2 and $2.50ODD TROUSERS "SSfor $55. Dressy trousers, worth up to $12.50 $4.45$1.69$4.95USE ERIE'S 12-WEEE BUDGET PLANr: I837-841 EAST 63rd STREETOPEN EVERY EVENING!iFOUR - YEAR COLLEGE WEEKLYPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 1940FROTHandFOAMBlizzardWith hopes arising I seek to knowJust how deep will pile the snow.For if it is deep ’nough, we all knowWe won’t go to school. Heigh ho!On that super special day.Get out mittens, pull out sleigh.Hire a horse, a trip we’ll take.(Teachers voice) “Are you awake?”EnvyI cut my arm with an axe, anddidn’t have to go to school. Boy, wasmy gangrene.Wow“Joey, what’s the shape of a kiss?”“Give me one, —and I’ll call itsquare”.Phy Sci humorMr. Skinner spoke of a stable com¬pound. Daffynition. A stable compoundis a place where horses are kept.MusicMr. V’ail tells us that the composer,Lully, died of blood poisoning causedwhen he dropped a heavy baton on histoe. (Boy, what a break for him—lewd, ain’t ut)Pome (Sudden Thought)How hard it is at any rate.In the Weekly office to concentrate.In little spaces lots of noiseFrom reporting girls and boys.They all act so importantly.Like movies they had gone to see.But from editor ,to digger of dirt,They are nothing but little squirts.The Cynic.This is the berriesWhy did the two little strawberriesweep and weap?Because their ma was in a jam.Nominations are opento name Mr. Skinner little devil,who pops up in the most complicatedcompounds, ions, and reactions.George—Betty AndersonSylvester—Marney BradleyOtis—Jim AlterLucifer—Janice GoodyOswaldGabriel—SchindlerSelby—SylviaHelp. Help for Mr. Skinner.I call myfront car window Walter. You know,Walter Windshield.THE STEAMSHOVEL(Digs up all tlie dirt).Flash. The Helen Reed, David Com¬stock romance has settled into stride.There remains but one thing to makethis thing permanent. Helen anxious¬ly awaits the Hi-Y formal initiationand the gaining of Comstocks pin.’Tis said that stags Morrison,O’Brien, Parmenter and Kemp werein the Tower balcony to study tech¬nique. It is dark in there, but nevermind. They have their own technique,and must have been in there for theatmosphere.Eleanor Karlstrohm is the proudpossessor of a Beta frat-pin, whichwas put over her heart by her littleman, faithful Walter Hippie.Hi, ho,DOPEY.^^College Material,”Subject of TeaMiss E. M. Smithies spoke to themothers of the first two years of theFour Year College on Wednesday inIda Noyes Hall.Miss Smithies subject was “Is MySon or Daughter College Material?”Her speech was compact and crammedwith vital facts. Her talk consistedof the seven factors which she con¬siders most important.These points are as follows: (1)Intelligence, (2) Ability to read, (3)Intellectual interests, (4) Use of thelibrary, (5) Habits of work, (6) E-motional adjustments, and (7) Bud¬geting of time.The audience displayed intense in¬terest and after the talk, the con¬versation over the tea was concernedmainly with whether my Johnnie ormy Lucy is ready for college. Wow—! Swing It - To The RightG.A.A. Barn Dance Huge SuccessPlayfestersHick-town Comes toThe Big City withOveralls ’N Fiddlers“Swing your partner, circle right!All hands round.” These cries were afew of the many that were shoutedat the Scarecrow swing, sponsored bythe G.A.A. at Ida Noyes last Friday.It was one of the most successful oc¬ Start WorkUnder D.A.Playfester rehearsals began yes¬terday under the direction of BobCohn and George Schloss. “The Cor¬ridors of the Soul” by N. N. Evreinov Service CommitteeOpens Drive MondayCJiibs Meet Tliiirs.Debaters ElectBarrv PresidentM iss Weisner and “Zens” Smith (iive Demonstration at Barn Dance.casions of the year. Most of the eve¬ning was spent in square dancing.Towards the middle of the eveningthe fiddler told a romantic tale withhis violin which held the worn-outdancers spell-bound. When everyonewent home, they agreed that it was“more fun”.Chuck ToweyTo Play ForProm On Feb. 3Nine men and a girl! Present¬ing Chuck Towey and his nine pieceorchestra. They are playing at theLeap-Year Prom on February thirdand as an added attraction they arebringing with them Margery Grey,that campus sophomore with thelovely voice.If the outstanding orchestra won’tcreate enthusiasm for the greatestdance of the year, we won’t knowwhy. However, Irene Portis promi¬ses to provide delicious refreshments.Girls taking outside dates shouldbring their money ($.75) and a notefrom home either Thursday or Fri¬day before the dance. Programs willbe given out in the hall in Belfieldbefore school, at noon and from 3:30to 4:00 on these two days. Girlswithout dates cannot obtain pro¬grams until they have met these ob¬ligations.Toivey to TeachBass Viol; FeedsCampus OrchestraYou, boys, who have always hadyen to play a bass fiddle, here’syour opportunity. The UniversitySymphony Orchestra is sorely inneed of bass violin players.In an effort to remedy this situa¬tion Chuck Towey is offering sixFour Year College boys the oppor¬tunity to learn the bass*violin. In¬struments, lessons and place forpractice will be furnished free.He wants people who intend tocontinue at the University and whowill be willing to play in the sym¬phony orchestra while there. Clubs met yesterday at 2:30 forthe .second time during the schoolyear. The Debating club electedSearle Barry as president for the re¬mainder of the year. Janice Goodewas chosen vice-president and Bar¬bara Smith secretary-treasurer. Themembers passes the preamble andthe first two articles of their con-titution..Vrt ClubMr. Giesbert of the Campus artdepartment was scheduled to speakbef«)re the .Art Club, but when hearrived there were only three mem- |bers, the others hiding out at Stine¬way's. In his brief address, Mr. j(tie.sbert pointed out that young peo- !pie should rathei- have bad ideas |than none at all. |Current .MTairs Club |Profes.sor Hawkins of the Univer¬sity of Chicago sj)oke to the Current !.Affairs Club concerning trade :treaties.,Pla>festers |The Dramatic Club announced Ifurther outlines of its I). A. produc- jtion. Mr. Thomas told of recent de- |cisions. Tickets are to go on sale Inext week. Two weeks later they Iwill be available at Mandel Hall, j“The Refund” by b^ritz Karinthy \was read at sight by several mem¬bers.Music ClubThe Club's trip to the Chapel tow-j er had to be cancelled; however aI profitable “Information Please” ofj music was conducted by MaryThe casts were not definite yet in | Strauss. Mr. Smith promi.sed a fac-“The Dear Departed”, except for Syl- I advisor for the meeting,via Bernsen, who is to portray a lit¬tle 12-year-old brat. Bob Cohn is try¬ing out Edith Magerstadt, Sue Boh-nen, Rea Raising and Janice Shaugh-nessy for the two other women’sparts. The boys taking part in theplay are F'razier Rippy, Jim Rey¬nolds and Don Cronson, but the defi¬nite parts have not yet been assigned.In “The Corridors of the Soul”,George Schloss has also not assignedpermanent parts to the girls. Theroles of the subconscious, rationaland emotional selves will very likelybe played by Bob Frazier, ShermanSergei and Richard Schindler. Geor¬gia Anderson is in line for theChorus Girl. Beryl Brand, HeleneMoses and Betty Anderson are try¬ing out for the other parts.Tickets for the production will goon sale next week in the FYC. Laterthey will be available at the MandelHall Box office for the University atlarge.and “The Dear Departed” will bepresented. Rehearsals will probablybe held four times a week and onSaturdays. There will be no night re¬hearsals till the final week of produc¬tion.Bowling Club — It bowled.Girls^ Club BoardDiscusses DriveAud Comiuii:; PromAt the Girl's club meeting on Wed¬nesday afternoon, many importantitems were di.scus.sed. Nancy Millergave a report on the publicity forthe (lirl’s Club dance. The orches¬tra decided on is Chuck Towey's whoplays at many of the U. of C. dances.Then Loui.se .Marks reported that theScholarship Drive will start nextMonday. Barbara Deutsch announc¬ed that FYC girls should not eatin the Girl's Club in the High School.Ellen Vainer presented the programsfor the Girl’s Club dance which wereapproved by the board. Mary LouRogers then reported that 30 girls ofthe junior class will attend the GirlsClub dance; after which the meet¬ing was adjourned.Renaissance Society PresentsWorks Of 15th to 20th CentnrvBy BRUCE PHEMISTERThe Renaissance Society, for itswinter offering, has put on a showof drawings, etchings, etc., showingthe classic feeling in art. The workranges from a rare 15th centurydrawing by a Florentine master,which has beautiful line and rhythmof interweaving forms, to a Prunaquache, of the 20th century which hasa lovely, though soft, classical qual¬ity, and depicts a Greek woman incalm repose. Following a chronolog¬ical order, there are shown some welldrawn, interesting Italian sketchesfrom the 16th and 17th centuries, andsome exquisite Ingres studies cf thenude figure. His lines are certainlywonderful and it is too bad they don’thave some Picasos and Raphaels tocompare them with.Next is a small, but very strong,Gericault head, with good value andmodeling. The Renoir fleeting studyof a nude for one of his great batherscanvases, is very beautiful, excep-Those interested should see Mr.Towey at the Music Building on anytionally light and graceful for Renoir,afternoon. Then, a drawing that I like partic¬ ularly; a quick Pasrin sketch. Histechnique is really extraordinary. Iwould place him 2nd to none exceptDee and Pica.s.so for technical excel¬lence in 20th century painting. Thecomments on contemporary life thathe makes with his brush and pen areperfect, sharp, witty, and with a realunderstanding and insight into hu¬man nature. They delight, move, andplease this reviewer immensely.Singers DisbandAs Number DwindlesThe Mixed Glee Club of the FourYear College has decided to hold nomeeting in the immediate future.The organization started last fallwith 30 members. Since then thegroup has dwindled to about 15members. If there is an orchestraand if there will be a musical pro¬gram the singers will probably bereorganized to contribute to the pro¬gram. Scholarship to ProvideClothing, Schoolbooks,Money, Lunch, CarfareNext Monday will see the openingof the annual Scholarship Drive. Forthose uninformed, the drive is spon¬sored by the Girl’s Club Service Com¬mittee in connection with the Chil¬dren’s Scholarship League. The moneycollected will be given to a girl whocould not attend public high schoolwithout this financial aid.Tags will be sold by girls on thecommittee f«)r $.50 apiece. Of course,anything over and above this amountwill be received with out-stretchedbands. The money will provide car¬fare, lunch money, clothing, schoolbooks, and other necessities for Han¬nah C. whose case history follows:She’s One Of NineHannah, fourtt*en years of age, isthe third oldest in a family of ninechildren and lives with her parents,brothers and sisters in six crowdedrooms on Chicago's west side. She isin need of helj) because of the meagei'family income, consisting of the smallearnings of the father aJid the oldestsister, Marie. The father is employedas a laborer t>n a WP.A jiroject andearns $55.00 a month. Marie workspart time as a typist, earning $25.00a month. Thus, the total income forthis family of eleven members is only$S0.00 a month, an inad(‘quate amountto meet even their minimum livingexpt'nses.Father Loses JobPrevious to 1920, the father had hadregular employment as a concreteworker for a large contracting firm.He lost his job due to depres.sed busi¬ness conditions and has not hadsteady work since. Finally, after ex¬hausting all of their resources, thefamily had to apply for relief, whichthey received until the father securt*<lhis present WPA employment..\ Superior StudentHannah is an excellent student andis very anxious to have a high schooleducation. She is taking the four-yearCommercial Course at McKinh'y HighSchool and is now in the second halfof her freshman year. On her last re¬port card she received Superior inCivics, Business Training and Music,Excellent in English ami Good in Sci¬ence. Her average for the first semes¬ter in high school was 91). On the Psy¬chological tests given all scholarshipstudents, she was found to have su¬perior clerical aptitude so that thecommercial ti*aining which she is in¬cluding in her high school course willbe very advantageous to her.Support Good CauseAlthough a frendly girl, Hannahhas a somewhat, shy, timid manner.This is jiartly due to the fact thatshe was seriously ill with doublepneumonia and very fiail when asmall child. She is still underweightand she has been referred to a clinicfor medical care. No doubt the schol¬arship, which will enable her to havemore adecjuate food, will help herbuild up her physical condition, and ahigh school education with the so¬cial contacts it will bring, it is be¬lieved, will help her to develop moreself-assurance and poise. Her enthu¬siasm and interest in school indicatethat she will make good us of thisopportunity and her future would cer¬tainly be pretty hopeless without it.WEEKLY CALENDAR•Jan. 19—Basketball vs. St. Fran¬cis, 3:45 at Bartlett.♦ * *Jan. 20—Basketball Dance in Rey¬nolds Club after U. of C.game vs. De Paul.* * >|cJan. 23—Claire Coci Organ Re-citai; Rockefeller MemorialChapel, 8:15.* * >i<Jan. 26—Basketball vs. FrancisParker—Deltho Place.* * *Jan. 27—Track vs. Naperville,10:00 A.M. at Fieldhouse.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 1940 Page FiveFYC WeeklyThe Four-Year ColleKo Weekly is theofficial student newspaper of the Four-Year ColleRe. the University of ChicaKo, at5810 Woodlawn Ave. It is published onKridavs durinK the school year.Editorial StaffEditor-in-chief Richard R. SchindlerNews Editor Sylvia H. BernsenSports Editor Lynch GronertFeature Editor Joan WehlenCopy Editor Rosalind WriKhtEditorial AssociatesBob Anderson, Betty Carlsten, Duval.laros, Luise Marks, Bob Schwartz, KateSenior.General StaffBusiness ManaKer Oliver HallettCirculation Manacer Bub AndersonCirculation Assistants — Betty Carlsten,Lynch Gronert, Oliver Hallett, HelenLouKh. Barbara Smith. Mary Strauss.Typists— Duval Jaros, Betty Carlsten, BobSchwartz.Proofreaders Rosalind WriKht, Bob An¬derson.PhotoKrapher Bob AndersonReportersJim Reynolds, Pat Thompson, Eleanor^Karlstrom. Pat Puah, Barbara Reece,'Nancy F^mmerich, Jerry Portis, Dick Por¬tia. Anne Hutchinson. Jim Halvorsen.John Green, Betty Crawford, BarbaraDeutsch.Faculty Advisor Jere C. MickelNiKht Editor: Bob AndersonAssistant: Bub Schwartz Head - Lites Dual Victory-Lights Whip Harvard,Swimming Team Trounces Hirsch!!Carl Christ("orrelator DefenseIn reply to last week’s edi¬torial, we are very fortunate toprint a letter from Wesley J.Holland, editor of the Correla¬tor.To the Four-Year CollegeWeekly:In a recent editorial, “WhatPrice Correlator”, it w’as statedthat the Correlator could be pro¬duced for a much smalleramount of money. This, thoughprobable, is a practical impossi¬bility.An annual’s budget is dividedinto three major jiarts: print¬ing (which includes paper, ink.covers and binding), engraving,and miscellaneous expen.ses.The printing ot a good annualof the circulation of the Corre¬lator cannot be printed under.'flOOO without the .sacrifice ofsuch items as an extra color(which truly "makes” the book)and accurate printing of pic¬tures. True, a printing contractcalling for the same amount ofwork at $750 could be olitaiiied.But, would students relish theidea of opening books withblurred and otf-balance pages;books which due to i)oor bindingwould have a tendency to fallapart after being handled for afew days? Certainly not!This would be the same situ¬ation concerning engraving.It is this year’s stalf’s ojiin-ion that the students want abook which they w'ill prize. Abook which in future years theywill take out of their bookca.sesand point to with warm remem¬brance. They will see their pic¬tures in clas.ses, in clubs, on ath¬letic teams, and in extra-curric¬ular activities.The book which 1 have justde.scribed will be the only kind ofbook which the majority of thestudents in the University HighSchool and Junior College w^ant.And that book will not be acheap book for $500!!!!Wesley J. HollandEditor-Business ManagerThe 1940 CorrelatorThe two arguments have nowbeen presented. We should liketo hear the opinions of the stu¬dent bodv. .\ssassinated I’res.s.Somewhere on campus. A WeeklyWireless Service: B. I).Have just shot down one ace print¬ed. With the aid of an icicle, onefriend (of his) and my superior in theF. (Feature) division of this WeeklyCourier, the following report is made.His name is Carl Christ. His placeof Birth is Chicago, Ill. He enteredinto the service of the University ofj Chicago Laboratory Schools in the 5thI year division. Over a period of yearsi he was advanced in position until hej finally reached the first year high: school division. There he entered theI section of Orchestra, and intramurals.! His conduct (in studies) was suchthat he was placed on the Phi BeteHonor Roll, .\nother advancement thenext year brought him into the sec¬tions of the printshop, the .JuniorCurrent Affairs Club and the Midway.He continued in the higher sectionsof Intramurals. In his third advance¬ment in the high school (recentlychanged to Four Year College) hecontinued in the same .sections exceptfor a change from the Junior Current.■\tfairs Club to the Math Club, andthe entrance into a new section, thatI of Phi Beta Sigma. This year he isin the print shop and Glee Club,j P'or the College Division he intendsto affiliate either with Antioch or the. Unversity of Chicago, where, in eithercase he will major in the Physics di¬vision. When he retires from servicehe intends to take up the professionof a physicist.Signed: Correspondent B. D. Swimmers Triumph;Take First PlaceIn Six EventsThe swimming team won the meetagainst Hirsch High School with ascore of 41-25. The victory, however,was not an easy one. The contestwas extremely close until the lastthree events, all of which we won.The mainstay of the Hirsch team,Morrison by name, won both 40 yardfreestyle and 220 freestyle. Inciden¬tally Morri.son was state championof Wisconsin last year.Nusbaum again out-distanced Gro¬nert in the 100 yard breast strokerace, taking the event with the goodtime of 1:15.1.Epstein and Hallett won their raceswith comparative ease, Gronert tyingfor second behind Epstein.Robertson won the diving easily,by about ten'points, and shows muchimprovement over his last year’s pei'-formances.Our star medley relay combination,Epstein, Nusbaum, and Hallett tookits event easily. Time 1:55.5. Thesummai-y of the meet:40-yd. freestyle- won by Morrison, (Hirsch):John S c h w a r t,z, (FYC) second: Napp( Hirsch (. third: Time 20:6.lOO-yd. breaststroke—Won by Nusbaum,(KYC(; .second, Piladorf, (Hirsch); thifd,Gronert. (FYC); Time 1:15.1.220-yd. freestyle Won by M o r r is o n ,(Hirsch t: second Olson (Hirsch): third,JatTc. (FYC); Time 2:44.0.lOO-yd. backstroke Won by F^Pstein, (FYC) ;second. Gronert. (F'YC) and Wolff (Hirsch).Time 1 :16.2.1 10))-yd. freestyle -Won by Hallett, (FYC) ;se»-ond. Burke. (Hirsch): third, Feiter, (FYC);Time 1 :02.;t.F'ancy DivinK —Won by Robertson, (FYC) :Anderson, second (Hirsch): third, BouKhner,( F'YC ( : Points 88.8.Medley Relay- Won by FYC (Epstein, Nus-l>aiim, Hallett); Hirsch, (TealinK, Moon, Hor¬ton I second. Time 1 :55,5.Sprint Relay Won by F’YC (Gil]adue, Wok-mal,. Boh Schwartz Weiner); Hirsch, (An-der.son, Burke, Sidsdorf, Napp); Time 1:38.Meet next Wednesday with ThorntonFractional atTime 4:00. Thornton Fractional,Mary HayesRifle Team HasFirst Meet^ Jan. 20On January 20, 1040 the rifle teamwill have its official debut in a prac¬tice match against the Hyde ParkY.M.C.A. This should be an easy vic¬tory if the team doesn’t get overcon¬fident and if the starting team comesout full strength. This match will befollowed by postal and shoulder toshoulder matches with high schoolsall over the middle west. Challangeshave already been .sent to Hyde ParkHigh School and Kemper MilitaryAcademy.If the lifle team is to continuenext year we should have more menout.The team for the Y.M.C.A. matchwill probably consist of J. Morrison,A. Metcalf, J. Reynolds, W’. VonHolst, H. Mayer, B. Platt, J. Flook,W. McDermut, I). Kostulitz, and D.Garver. Poison: Mary Virginia HayesConvict no. 7777 and 7-7Where Born: ChicagoWhy Born: No excuse, (inter¬viewee’s comment: “to benefit hu¬manity”.)Date of entrance into this institu¬tion: October First, nineteen hun¬dred and 28, A. D. (After Dinner.)i Conduct (luring stay: Exemp Lary! Illucidations: eleventh year; Cur-j rent Affairs Club, Midway Report-I ter and a member of the SettlementI Committee of the Girl’s Club. (Au-Ithor’s note: Amen). Also the Impj Volleyball team.I Twelfth year: Phi Beta Sigma,Secretary of the Current AffairsClub, reporter for the Four Year' College Weekly, and a memher of theImp Hockey Team.Intentions after dismissal fromthis Institution: Will take thestraight path to the Big Hou.se (aliasU. of C.)The Section she plans to enterthere: The Major part—Humani¬ties.Intere.sts: Music, though notenough time for it.Hobbies: Riding up and down theelevator in Classics. (Very worth¬while)Annoyances (notice—an alias forPet Peeves): People who leave the“Virginia’’ off her name.Intended Vocation after Parole Track Teami Ill Need ofI More MembersTrack practice went off this weekwith a big bang—ended •with a weakpop. The reason was that after theintra-.squad meet facts showed a fair¬ly weak junior team and a weaker.senior team. Coach Derr, hoping forthe best, said in a emphatic tone thatwithout a doubt the team could use aJohnny Morrison and a Von Holst,He also mentioned that the teamw’as weak in the mile, half-mile andpole-vault. This weakness can be ac¬counted for only by the lack of sup¬port from members of the studentbody who have ability but are eitherunconcerned or bashful. Other notice¬able weaknesses are due to the factthat some members are afflicted withshin-splits, colds, and other di.sturb-ing factors. One of these “disturbingfactors’’ was indicated by Coach Derrafter the swimming meet when hesaid that he wasn’t disloyal to theswimming team, but— track men havea job ahead of them and should comeout to practice regularly. SPORTSCORNERBy BOB SCHWARTZThe lightweight basketball teamdoes, in my opinion, deserve to becongratulated on its good work in thelast two games. The two of which Ispeak are the Harvard and Wheatongames, won by scores of 27-16 and11-5 respectively. In a practice gamewith Harvard last December, thelights lost by a score of 9-18. Im¬provement such as this comes fromonly one thing, hard work. The bas¬ketball team puts in about 2 hoursa day practicing (even during vaca¬tions) and each member devotes asmuch extra time to practice as hecan. * ♦ *In the midst of my “fan-mail” Ifound the following letter:To the Sports Corner:As a current member of the trackteam, I object! Why haven’t youwritten anything about us except asmall article telling the schedule ofthe track season? Not that I actuallyobject to the team not being pub¬licized, but when you only state rou¬tine matters concerning us, that isgoing too far. Also, why don’t youtry to use some of your influence toget members of last year’s trackteam out? It could help, you know.An Ambitious Trackman.To the “Ambitious Trackman”You have reason to be dissatisfiedon several points. However there hasbeen one article concerning track, ev¬ery week for the last three or fourweeks. The article about the trackschedule was only one in a series. Thesports editor considered it necessaryto inform the student body of thetrack team in general.You are justified in your objectionin respect to my column. I have beenwaiting for the track season to startto give the dope on the team. Whenthe proper time comes you may besure that I shall give the team itsdue attention.You are right that last year’strack team members should turn out,if they have not done so already, but!in my mind it is not the paper’s northe Sports Corner’s business to getthem out.Any more opinions? Then write tothe Weekly! Lightweights DefeatHarvard High27-16Diarist Digs UpDirt (and Lunch)Iiiips-Peps!(^oiiie Out to PlayBadminton FinalsFor some time basketball practiceshave been held twice a week. Imp-Pep teams soon to be chosen, will playUniversity girls in night games. Afterschool practice at least twice a weekis the eligibility requirement for Imp-Pep competition.An elimination tournament in bad¬minton, now in full swing, will bestarted as .soon as teams have beenchosen in this sport which will besoon. Luise Marks and Pat Claridgeemerged champions in the eleveno’clock doubles tournament which hasjust been completed. Similar tourna¬ments are being held in the billiards.Dancing classes, both tap and mod¬ern, and fencing show no changefrom their usual status.from the Big House:j State of Happiness undecided.HighWeekly: Good paper (edifyingcomment—she works for it)Prisoner dismissed. Dear Diary:Last week was the high and exaltedbarn dance, at which our amateurhicks (double meaning—haw, haw!)were amateur bain dancers, too. Manycity slickers, all fixed up with tiesand so forth, appeared as stags andstag-gered all over, fluttering thehearts of our farm girls (one in par¬ticular we might mention—a blondjunior).One desperate girl suggested, whenasked to expand a metaphor, “Justtake a deep breath and let ’er rip!”...A paper addressed to the Weeklygave us this delightful information:When Roberts and Comstock walkedinto class late they merely muttered,“Geometry test,” to which Mr. Heatonreplied glibly, “Well, don’t let it hap¬pen again....”If you loked in vain for Mary Tro-villion, she’s basking in Florida . . .This may not be funny, but there’sa book in the library entitled “SixYears with a Texas Ranger” by Gilett(should she know?) . . . JaniceShaughnessy is certainly gettingaround. She appeared in the Travel¬ling Bazaar and the same day she gota fan letter from some unknown ad¬mirer who saw her picture in the pap¬er...Speaking of Roberts and Comstockyour girl journalist got a surprisewhen she trustingly reached her handinto the gossip box at 5810 and cameforth with two neatly wrappedlunches. “Pretty meaty dirt” was herfirst thought. Anyhow, said lunchesbelonged to said Comstock and Rob- A snappy, spirited FYC light¬weight team took the Bartlett gymfloor last Friday and beat Harvard27-16. Although the game was attimes close and always well foughtby both sides the maroon and blackkept the opponents well under con¬trol. During the half, heavyweightcoach, Kyle Anderson, was presentedwith a little cloth Bear in celebrationof his one-day-old son and Hi-Y neo¬phytes entertained.Roberts was fouled early in thegame while shooting and made bothhis free throws. Jaros recovered theball under his own basket in a laterplay and juggled it to Roberts, whoscored two more points. Harvard gotits share of tallies in the close, hard-fought battle and at the quarter thescore was 6-6.Little Roger Brown made a spec¬tacular play by dribbling down thewhole floor after having intercepteda Harvard pass. Rothstein muffledmany long shots, but was able toscore just before the half. The ballhandling was particularly good.After the half Krueger took a passfrom Jaros to score again for theFYC. Jaros had to withdraw fromthe extremely fast game with a bleed¬ing nose. Harvard made a spectac¬ular play, which started them on ashort rally. Just before the end ofthe game Harvard’s second teamcame on the floor, which turned thepreviously good basketball into aclumsy football. Shortly before thefinal gun Roberts made a free throw,which brought the final score to 27-16.HeavyweightsLose 40-12At the hands of an alert Harvardfive, the heavyweight basketball teamreceived another decisive walloping,this time 40-12. The game was char¬acterized by hard, rough playing anda never dying spirit of the maroonand black. Even during the last quar¬ter, when all hope of victory waslost, the FYC boys displayed a cour¬age that started several rallies. Onthe whole however, Harvard led byveteran Popp, completely outplayedU. High from the first to the last.Shortly after the opening gunBundesen scored on a free throw, butHarvard soon went ahead. Harvarddisplayed an excellent defensivegame. The home team seldom gotclose to the basket to attempt a scoreand were always hurried in theirshots. When Chuck Kahn, a formerU. Higher entered the game later,Harvard went on a scoring spree a-gainst which U. High was absolutelyhelpless.Midway in the second half therewas a series of beautiful passes toMillar who raced down the floor rightunder the basket. Although he missedhis shot, the episodes started a rally,based on revived spirits. The teamactually looked good for that, period.The game was characterized byquick passes many of which were in¬tercepted. Harvard kept scoring allalong. However towards the end ofthe game Kemp scored and was fol¬lowed by Flook just before the gun.The final score was 40-12.erts... Back to the G.A.A. dance.Harold Harwood shouldn’t go aroundholding hands with people who haveother people’s Hi-Y pins. (Moral: peo¬ple with other people’s Hi-Y pinsshouldn’t ask other people to theG.A.A. dance.)More bright sayings of teachers:Mr. Hill referring to Marshall Barn¬ard’s graph but looking directly athim, “That is a departure from rea-1 .sonability.” Maybe he was right —■I who knows ?j If you have anything except lunchI to put in the Weekly Gossip box, nowi located in the mailbox at 5810 Wood-1 lawn, we will joyfully print it ifprintable, and even if it isn’t print¬able we’ll enjoy it. Thank You!Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 1940THE DAILY MAROON SPORTSCagers MeetStrong De PaulTeamTomorrowOpponents Favored toDefeat Maroon Team atFieldhouse.Chicago DePaulStampf f PossnerZimmerman f — NorrULounsbury c GainerJorarenson S SachsRichardson r SznkalaWith the conference title race tem¬porarily suspended because of theimminence of exams at other Big Tenschools the Maroons meet DePaul ina non-conference game at the Field-house tomorrow at 8. The Blue De¬mons from out north rate a favoriteon the basis of their season to date.Playing a tough intersectional sched¬ule, they have come out on top in alarge majority of their games.Opposing TeamLeading the opposition forces inscoring and in most other branchesof play is big forward Lou Possner,former star at Marshall High School.The team is captained by a veteranguard, Stan Szukala, who has playedvarsity ball for DePaul for three sea¬sons. Another threat is the sixfoot,six inch center Elmer Gainer, Round¬ing out the first team are two vet¬erans, Ed Norris at forward and Ed¬win Sachs at guard.For the Maroons, the only changein the lineup will probably be the con¬tinuance of the starting assignmentwhich Coach Norgren has handed toPaul Zimmerman in the last twogames. The rest of the team will becomposed of Stampf at the otherforward. Captain Lounsbury at cen¬ter, and Art Jorgenson and RalphRichardson at the guards.Despite the height of DePaul’sGainer and Possner, who measuresix feet two, the Midway squad willstill have the advantage in height,since all of the starting squad withthe exception of Zimmerman, measureover the six foot mark.Ping-PongPing-pong enthusiasts are urged toenter the forthcoming tournamentswhich are to take place at the Rey¬nolds Club in the near future. Regis¬ter at the Reynolds Club game deskany time next week upon the paymentof a ten-cent registration fee. Com¬petition is open to everyone, male orfemale.Read the MaroonHANLEYS WITH A “DRESSMAKER” FLAIROF PURE DYE, PURE SILK CREPE5.00“Truhus” of pure dye, pure silk crepe towear with your midwinter dressmakersuits. Exquisitely detailed with tiny tucks,box pleats and rows of stitching^. In thecomplimentary colors — Magnolia pink,sunny yellow, blue, aqua, coral and white.Three styles sketched from a group of five.Accurate and RapidLens DuplicationsTRUHU BLOUSESBottled under authority of The Coca-Cola Co. byCOCA-COLA BOTTLING CO. OF CHICAGO, INC. Carson Pirie Scott & Co.Blouses, Fourth FloorAND FRAMES REPAIREDYOUR PRESCRIPnON FILLEDNELSON OPTICALCOMPANYDR. NELS R. NELSONOptometrial 30 Yeara In Some Location1138 East 63rd St.AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEHYDE PARK 5352I-M ActivityHaving completed the first round ofthe Intramural Basketball tourney,fraternity teams will rest or practiceover the week-end, resuming activityTuesday night at Bartlett Gymna¬sium.As yet bowling schedules have not,been released but it is probable that ]I the I-M league will begin action dur-;I ing the coming week. jIn freestyle it will be McCollum andLuckhardt again. Diving will betaken care of by Chuck Brown andStein. Neither of the two relay teamshave been decided upon either.CARSON'S BLOUSES. FOURTH FLOORRiflers ContinueTo Score VictoriesWorking in comparative obscurity,the eighty members of the Rifle Club,through their club team, varsity,high school team, and women’s team,have been enjoying a very successfulseason.The Club rifle team, of which theyare most proud, has defeated Whea¬ton, Students Union Athletic Asso¬ciation, Columbia, and Purdue, onlydropping one match—to the UnitedStates Marines. The Varsity hasscheduled a Big Ten Match everyweek. On January 27 they meetNorthwestern, on February 10 Iowa,and on the 24th Michigan.Prepare for MeetThe Club is now preparing for theirmajor event of the year, the AnnualRifle Match, to be held on the 29, 30,and 31 of this month. It is the secondbiggest match in the country, attend¬ed by over 500 shooters, and is to beTrack Men HoldClass MeetThe track season will open Janu¬ary 27 when the team will meetWayne College. In preparation forthis. Coach Merriam has called aclass meet tomorrow to watch his lastyear men and outstanding newcomersin action.Already slated for the sprints areveterans Capt. Davenport and Hirsh.Beatty, a promising transfer stu<lentineligible till this year, Stavenau, asophomore, and Fradkin will run the440. In the 880 Powell, a senior wholast year did 1:56, will run; and asophomore expected to do great things,Lambert, is trying for the mile.In the field events, pole-vaulterDavidson has cleared 13’6” and Ren-delman, a junior, put the shot 48’10”in practice. Ray will compete in thehurdles, along with Casius and Beat¬ty, in the high jump.The team’s chances have been weak¬ened by the failui-e of last year menWassem and Parsons, ex-footballplayers, to get out for practice.Abrahamson, also a veteran, did notreport this year. held in Bartlett Gym and the FieldHouse. The match will be in threedivisions: the open tournament forthe Midwest championship, the col¬legiate division, and the inter-scholas¬tic tournament.Glenn Slade is president of the club,and Hatchet vice-president. Otherofficers include Hugh Bennett, secre¬tary-treasurer, Mary Ellen Bean,women’s representative, and HarryMayer, junior representative.Begin BowlingLeague TodayA newly formed bowling league,sponsored by the Daily Maroon andopen to all University students, maleand female, will be set into operationthis afternoon at Crocombe BowlingAlleys, 6225 Cottage Grove Avenue.A special price of 15 cents per linewill be in effect until 5 every Fridayafternoon. The League will continuefor seven weeks.Although today’s participation willbe conducted on an informal basisteams and leagues will be organizedamong those students attending andother students who signify their in¬tention of attending the weekly tour¬neys.Sivimniers MeetNorth CentralMaking their second appearance othe season, the swimming team meet:North Central at 2:30 Saturday irBartlett gymnasium.Although the team swamped GeorgeWilliams Friday night, 56 to 10Coach MacGillivray is not yet decidecupon his lineup for the meet. RalplMcCollum and Leo Luckhardt wilprobably swim the 50-yard crawlBreast-strokers will be Captain JinAnderson and Art Bethke.Swimming the 220 will be DiclBoobjerg and John Argali. Bob Steirand Jack Bernhardt are probable entrants in the 100-yard back-strokegood to get where it is...the drink that people theworld over enjoy...winter...summer...every day inthe year. Its clean, exhila¬rating taste brings a happyafter-sense of complete re¬freshment that everybodywelcomes.THE PAUSE THAT R E F Water Polo TeamMeets Griffith AC;Seeks Fifth Win32-38A word to the wise is sufficientQuality-wise and price-wisepeople buy Klein'sFiner MeatsTriumphant in their first four con¬tests, the water polo team meets theGriffith Athletic Club team for thesecond time this season Wednesdaynight at Griffith’s pool. In their firstgame of the season, Chicago defeated 1Griffith, 7 to 6. This game, as were 'the ones last year between the twosquads, was a very rough one, evenfor water polo.Bill Macy, Art Bethke, Jim Ander¬son, Chuck Percy, Jack Bernhardt,Bob Stein are probable starters alongwith Joe Stearns if he is off the sicklist by that time. If he isn’t, JohnArgali will probably play.Numbered among the Maroon vic¬tims this season beside Griffith areRidge Park, Whiting Park, and theAlumni. 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