qDbe Bailp ittaroonVol. 40, No. 23 Z-149 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1939 Price Three CentsDelta KappaEpsilonBy JOHN STEVENSAlthough it is obviously impossibleto establish a true type for any fra¬ternity, tradition has created types forseveral houses. If we assume thatthere is such a thing as a representa¬tive Deke, Jim Anderson should beselected as the man.As star backstroker and captain ofthe swimming team, he has establish¬ed himself as a first-class athlete; asa member of Owl and Serpent be hashad influence on campus activities;and as an all-around good fellow hehas made many friends in many fra¬ternities. By making him a candidatein the Sun Valley election his bro¬thers showed that they believe him tobe representative.Other important seniors include thepresident of the house Dick Wheeler,who holds down the first string cen¬ter berth on the varsity football team.Jack Carlson, treasurer of the fra¬ternity and vice-president of the I-Fcouncil. Bill Thomas, varsity wrestler,Clarence Sills, vice-president of theDramatic Association, and KenathSponsel, “C” man in track.The two most outstanding juniorsare Don “Dum-dum” Wilson and BobMathews. Wilson, Iron Mask memberand minor letterman in football lastyear, bas been playing regular tackleall season. He is production managerof the Dramatic Association, and onaof the two men who will probablyrun for the presidency of the organization next spring. Mathews is itcharge of touchball on the intramurastaff, a junior on the Student Publicity Board, and a candidate for th«varsity basketball squad.Larry Traeger, Old English awanwinner in wrestling, is house Sergeant-at-Arms, and a member of IroiMask. Able treasurer of Iron Mask i:Deke ru.shing chairman Dale Tillerywho served on the board of control olthe Courtier last year.Amiable Clayton Traeger is vice-president of Skull and Cre.scent and amember of the Settlement Board. DonWarfield and Frank Lynch are intra¬mural managers. Other sophomorestre Jim Frey, Bruce Mitchell, andlohn Thompson, who is a member ofthe U. of C. Camera Club.On the whole DKE has always beenconsidered one of the best fraternitieson campus. With a chapter roll of .‘13actives and three pledges it is thefourth largest house. Although thereare only four “C” men in the organ¬ization, more will be added as theyear progresses.According to pro-rated figures liv¬ing expenses are only slightly abovethe average for all houses, rating sev¬enth out of 15. An active living irt thehouse pay $155 per quarter, whilenon-resident brothers are billed $62.-50 each quarter for dues and six mealsa week. The initiation fee is $55. An¬nually three outstanding men in thechapter are given $100 scholarships.These scholarships are awarded onthe basis of excellence in scholarshipand extra-curricular activities. French Quiet, Resolute AsThey Face ^^Unavoidable’’ WarWould Welcome U, S,Aid But See No Obliga¬tion,No fanfare of aggressive chauvin¬ism, but a quiet, earnest concentra¬tion on what is felt to be an unavoid¬able task pervades France today. Dr.Natan C. Leites, University politicalscientist, reported on his return fromEurope.Dr. Leites was in France for twomonths prior to the War’s outbreakand during all of Poland’s futilestruggle against German invasion.Poland’s rapid collapse, he said,caused little disturbance of France’sconcentration. It was expected anddiscounted.Russia’s pact with Germany causedno panic. It served only to produceincreasing aversion to totalitarian¬ism in a country with strong dem¬ocratic traditions.No U. S. ObligationFrance would welcome direct or in¬direct aid from the United States butdemands none—feels the UnitedStates is under no obligation to help,and has to consider first of all itsown national interests.“My contacts were not with Frenchofficials but with a considerable num¬ber of typical Frenchmen,” Dr. Leitesemphasized. “In contrast w’ith theviolent emotionalism of the beginningof the last great war, I was particu¬larly impressed by the self-restraintof the French people today in a situa¬tion about' the gravity of which theyhave scarcely any illusions.“They feel they are faced with afight which they could not avoid nowwithout being faced in a few months(Continued on page seven) Union MembersVote AgainstAmendmentThe 13 man sophomore class boastsof greater potential athletic prowesstnan can the juniors or seniors. Ledby Bob A. (“Abner”) Miller, and BobC. (“the blond Bob”) Miller, the classof ’42 claims seven muscle-men. BobC. earned numerals in football, bas¬ketball, and baseball, whereas Abnerhas concentrated on the gridiron andhas turned in some good games atquarterback. Bob Tborburn, Skull andCrescent man won numerals in foot-1ball, but is out for water polo insteadthis season. Other freshman awardwinners are Carrol Pyle, wrestler,John Hackett, swimmer and vice-president of the Rifle Club, John Lew'isin football, and Dave Siebert in bas¬ketball. “It seems anamalous that around400 old men should send a nation of130,000,000 people to war.”“Congress has more informationthan the people—it is composed ofspecialists. If a question of war arises,it is our duly elected representativewho should make our decisions forus.”Posing these diametrically opposedviews on House Joint Resolution 89(the Ludlow Amendment) the Poli¬tical Union settled the issue by votingagainst it, by a more than 2 to 1margin. Its decision will be mailed tothe President, Department of State,and a member of the House of Rep¬resentatives.Lethargic MeetingIn its second meeting at which de¬bate was much more lethargic andcarried far less power of convictionthan at its first meeting, the PoliticalUnion discussion was mainly on theissue of whether Congress or the peo¬ple would be more apt to declare war.Said Communist Wolfenstein, “thecamp in favor of wax*—and that campis growing stronger—can more easilybribe a few hundred Congressmen thanit can bribe the whole American peo¬ple.”Said Liberal Molkup, “The peopleare more apt to get us into the warthan its elected Congress. For in thelast war—Congress acted as a gover¬nor rather than an accelerator in thedrive toward conflict. The people aremore easily influenced by propagandaand mass hysteria than are Congress¬men.”Communists Favor BillThe Communists voted in favor ofthe Amendment, contributing all butthree of the votes, but through theirleader, Jim Peterson, they expresseddistrust for it as a panacea. Theypointed out that there were too manyloopholes, and expressed the opinionthat it should be worded more strong¬ly and less equivocally.But the majority opinion, accord¬ing to the vote, was with Conserv-(Continued on page three)Hutchins^ ArticleAppears in PostNext WednesdayPutting the University in the pub¬lic eye again in the way that he feelsis consonant with its dignity and itsreputation as an academic institution.President Robert Maynard Hutchinsis breaking into print again nextWednesday in the Saturday EveningPost.Since the University is feelingsorely the need for endowments tofill up the hole in the budget,Hutchins’ question “What Good areEndowments?” is timely to Univer¬sity students, alumni, and friends,who are wondering where endow¬ments come from.Hutchins repeats again in the ar¬ticle his oft-repeated plea that en¬dowed institutions are democracy’sfront line of defense, and elaborateshis reasons, attempting to furnish aconclusive answer to the pressingproblem of donations for state-un-J supported Univei'sities. Opera Hours Resumed;Features Guest StarsHans HoeppnerDirects Opera HoursSociologistsPredict Successof MarriagesAlthough the Dekes walked off withie intramural touchball champion-liip last fall, in total participationoints they were just average, plac-ig eighth in the final standings. Inle scholarship standings they rankedleventh. YWCA Finance DriveIn order that it may carry on ac¬tivities such as the Settlement, Re¬fugee Aid, World Christian Federa¬tion, Speakers for Association meet¬ings, Student Faculty teas and In¬terest groups the YWCA is conduct¬ing a Finance Drive. The goal foraid from the students is $140. Con¬tributions will be received every noonin Ida Noyes from November 6-10.Students may sign a pledge card ifthey do not care to give a lump sum.All University women are being askedto contribute. Race Relations Com.Holds Party Tonight A strictly scientific sociologicaltreatise by Professors Ernest W. Bur¬gess of the University and LeonardS. Cottrell of Cornell University maydevelop into a popular hand-book forpeople interested in making a successof marriage.Published only last month th4' work,entitled “Predicting Success or Fail¬ure in Marriage,” already has createda splash of popular interest. LastSunday’s Chicago Times in a full pagearticle under the heading “Learn Be¬fore You Leap!” discussed the sociol¬ogist’s findings in such terms as “a‘love’ formula telling how to choosea mate.”The book is the result of nine years’patient and extensive research by Bur¬gess and Cottrell and their assistants.The idea occurred to Burgess, himselfa bachelor, from his experience inpredicting the success or failure acriminal might make of a parole. Hebegan predicting marriages in 1931with the aid of the Social ScienceResearch Committee of the Univer¬sity.The first step was to compile an8-page questionnaire filled out by 526married couples. These couples rangedin age from 18 to 40, and representeda fair range of financial and socialpositions. When asked in the ques¬tionnaire to estimate the degree ofhappiness of his or her marriage, 55%of the husbands and 51.8% of thewives replied “very happy,” while on¬ly a small 2.4% of the marriages weredeclared very unhappy. The authorscorrected these figures for intangiblefactors, such as the greater willing¬ness of happy couples to co-operate(Continued on page four) Hoeppner Again Pre¬sents Selections fromFuture Operas.Because of the immediate successof last year’s Opera Hour, Hans 0.Hoeppner, head of the InformationDepartment in the Press Building,has decided again to present theseries.The main objective of the OperaHour, stated Hoeppner, is to give abasic understanding and appreciationof opera. In order to accomplish thispurpose the program will consist ofpreviews of coming operas with com¬ments on the style of the composersby Howard Talley of the Music De¬partment.Guest ArtistsRecorded selections from eminentoperas will be played. Each weekguest artists of the Chicago CityOpera Company will be present at thereception which follows Talley’s dis¬cussions, and students attending willhave the opportunity to meet thesestars. Refreshments are also includedand will be served by the SeniorAides.Jason Whitney, president of theCity Opera Company, has promisedseveral illustrious guests for the se¬ries, the first of whom will probablybe Ezio Pinza, well-known basso andinterpreter of the leading role in theproduction of “Boris Godunoff” theopera to be discussed Tuesday after¬noon. The other operas to be resumedare: November 14, Mignon; Novem¬ber 21", Madame Butterfly; November28, Die Walkure.Council, Guild Co-operateThe Reynolds Club,Council and theMembers of the Opera Guild are alsoco-operating with Hoeppner in thepresentation of the series; the formerin offering the facilities of the Rey¬nolds Club each Tuesday afternoon at3:30, and the latter in continuing tosponsor a season box for Thursdayevening performances, the seats to begiven to deserving students who other¬wise would not have the opportunityof attending the opera.Tickets for the Opera Hour seriesare obtainable at the informationdesk in the Press Building for thesum of one dollar for four lectures.All tickets are transferable.Ellis Co-op AdoptsCity Mgr.-CouncilForm of GovernmentThe Race Relations Committee ofChapel Union promises plenty of sur¬prises at their party in Ida Noyestonight. The party is open to every¬one, but a touch of exclusiveness willbe added by making those who enterto pay five cents (cash) for the ex¬penditures necessary to provide food.Chapel Union members will gatheraround the fireside of Dean Gilkey’shome, 5802 Woodlawn, Sunday at7:30 to hear John M. Fewkes, presi¬dent of the Chicago Teachers Unior ,and August Scholle, regional directorof the CIO, discuss, “Labor Problemsin Chicago.” Appoint PostDean of RushMedical SchoolBoasting a 125 percent increase inmembership over last fall and amonthly business of $3,000, the 182member Ellis eating “Co-op” startsthe season facing several new prob¬lems. To meet these problems, a city-manager type of administration,headed by Harold Guetzkow, has sup¬planted the former five-man board.Although Guetzkow is given some¬what dictatorial powers, he is heldin check by an assembly of eighteen.Members of the assembly are: Joe jRosenstein, president; Bob Kamins,Hugh Frank, Henry Williams, J.Levinger, Pierre Palmer, Dan Glasser,Jack Conway, Morry Allen, LouiseLandman, Hyman Minsky, Bob Stok-ley, George Probst, Luverne Conway,Bernard Adinoff, Bob Quinn, andWebb Fiser.To accomodate the increased mem¬bership, the co-op is buying newequipment and is rapidly moderniz¬ing the plant. Appointment of Dr. Wilber E. Postas Dean of Rush Graduate School ofMedicine was announced yesterdayby President Robert M. Hutchins ofthe University.Dr. Post, a noted internist who isone of Chicago’s leading physicians,has long been associated with Rush.A graduate of the University, he re¬ceived his M. D. from Rush in 1903,and has been a member of the facultysince 1905. He has been clinical pro¬fessor of medicine for the past 20years, and is the president of the staffof Presbyterian Hospital, which isone of the teaching hospitals of Rush.Dr. Post has been a member of theBoard of Trustees of the Universityof Chicago since 1919, but under thepractice of the Board his acceptanceof the administrative position re¬quired his resignation as trustee.In conformity with a policy an¬nounced as early as 1916, but neverput into effect, the University re¬cently announced that undergraduatemedical education (which leads to theM. I), degree) would be discontinuedat Rush after 1942. As the RushGraduate School of Medicine, theschool will emphasize research andpost graduate training in the variousfields of specialization. This graduatework will begin as soon as plans canbe fully formulated under the leader¬ship of Dr. Post.One of the physicians who wastrained under Dr. Frank Billings,famous Chicago physician and medi¬cal research leader. Dr. Post has sincebeen interested in research and inundergraduate and graduate instruc¬tion. He has train^ many practi¬tioners in his special fields.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1939®ltc Bailo^aroonFOUNDED IN 1901MEMBEK ASSOCIATED COLLEGIATEPRESSTb« r fiilT Maroon is tlie official studentnewspaper of the University of Chicago,published morniiigs except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday lunng the Autumn,Winter and Spring quatters by The DailyMaroon Company, 5831 University avenue.Telephones: Hyde Park 9221 and 9222.A*ter 6:30 phone in stories to ourprinters. The Chief Printing Company,148 West 62nd street. Telephone Went¬worth 6123.The University of Chicago assumes noresponsibility for any statements appear¬ing in The Daily Maroon or for any con¬tract entered into by The Daily Maroon.The Daily Maroon expressly reservesthe rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper. Subscriptionrates: $3 a year; $4 by mail. Singlecopies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.NEPRCSENTCD FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISINO BVNational Advertising Service, Inc.College Publishers Representative420 Madison Ave. New York, N. Y.CHICASO ' BOtTOR ' Los ANOELIS - SAR FSARCISCOBoard of ControlRUTH BRODYHARRY CORNELIUSWILLIAM H. GRODYDAVID MARTIN, ChairmanALICE MEYERBusinessHARRY F. TOPPING. Business Mgr.ROLAND I. RICHMAN, Advertising Mgr.EDITORIAL ASSOCIATESMarion Gerson. William Hankla. Pearl C.Rubins. John Stevens, Hart Wurzburg,Marian Castleman, Ernest LeiserNight Editors: Dick HimmelRuth BrodyA Thought for theWeek-endTo most outsiders, especiallyto those in the western part ofthe country, the University ofChicago is a symbol of intellect¬ual advancement. Easternersare less likely to surround theUniversity with a mist of shin¬ing glory: they have had expe¬rience with many prominent ed¬ucational institutions of theirown; they have seen these in¬stitutions grow older and grad¬ually lose the promises whichmade them great.This University is still ayouthful school. In the half-cen¬tury of its existence it hasgained and earned an outstand¬ing reputation for intellectualprogress. It has steadily soughtto increase man’s knowledge;it has looked for and experi¬mented boldly with more effi¬cient means and methods of ed¬ucation ; it has continued firmin its pursuit of truth even inthe face of occasional strongoutside interference. Its em¬phasis on the scholastic aspectsof college life has become sowidely known and so generallytolerated that today this schoolis one of the few places in thecountry where students may beforgiven for playing footballjust for love of the sport. Allover the country scholars lookto this place as a sort of sanc¬tuary for truth seekers. jBut when the scholars come !here do they find what they ex¬pected? Or do any of them be- Icome disillusioned about the 'reputation of the school and the jrationality of man? Certainly, iat this place, they find oppor- jtunity for the intellectual life.Whether or not they find manypeople actually living it or being jmuch encouraged to do so isanother question.Symbols, to avoid being triteand foolish, must represent ac¬tualities. If the University doesnot go steadily forward as aneducational leader it will not re¬main great: its reputation restson nothing else.After 50 years there are.several forces threatening to im¬pede this school in its progresstowards the ideal University.One comes from financial limi¬tation. To obtain money whichthe school needs for carrying onits work a fund-raising cam¬paign among.st the alumni hasbeen launched. Such a cam¬paign, of course, involves muchcompromise of ideals with ac¬tualities. But money is not theonly root of the evils which maybefall the University. A stronghindrance lies in the indiffer¬ence, laziness, apathy, and gen¬eral irrational behavior of man—even of many who are mem¬bers of this school. Moreover, there is the shadow and the fearof war. And Mathew Arnoldhas said that the generationwhich must take action to cor¬rect a great evil can never livea cultured life.No inevitable doom has set¬tled upon us yet. The Univer¬sity has had a strong and nobleyouth. It should face new lifein the future, and not decadence.St. John’s College of liberal artsin Annapolis is a small school,and not coeducational. If menare capable of using their mindsand of finding out truths aboutthe world, then there must beinstitutions to encourage themin realizing their potentialitiesor they may develop into domes¬tic animals, but never becomerational animals.Today on theQuadranglesFRIDAYChristian Science Organization.Meeting 208 Swift, 12.Mid-West Conference on IndustrialRelations. Luncheon, Cloister Club 12-2.Christian Youth League. Ida Noyes,12:45-1:15.Chi Rho Sigma meeting. Ida Noyes,12:45-1:15.Achoth meeting. Ida Noyes, 3:30-5.Sigma meeting. Ida Noyes, 3:30.W> vern meeting. Ida Noyes, 4.Science Society Group. Lecture,“Imperialism and War.’’ Frank Meyer.Classics II, 3:30.Public Lecture (downtown) “NewTechnique in Management.’’ AssistantProfessor Vatter. Ai’t Institute, 5:45.Snell and Gates Halls. Dinner DanceIda Noyes, 6-12.Symphony Rehearsal. Gym, 7:30-10.Dames Club (art group). Ida Noyes,7:30-10.Negro Student Club. Ida Noyes, 8-12.Lamba Gamma Phi Party IdaNoyes, 8-12.Chapel Union. Rate Relations party.Ida Noyes, 8. Admission 5c.Concert. Chicago Swedish Glee Club.International House, 8. Tickets $1.(Information office).SATURDAYChicago Sunday Evening Club. Bi¬ble talk, quartet, soloists. Rabbi Is-sermann, C. W. Barnes. OrchestraHall, 7.Calvert Club. Outing to Wheeling,Ill. For reservation call Stewart 0016.SUNDAYChapel Service. Rev. John HHolmes. 11.Vesper Services. Organ recital byAbba Leifer, 4:30.Badminton Club. (All men, womeninvited.) 5-8.Chapel Union. “Labor Problems inChicago.’’ Lillian Herstein (AF of L),August Scholle (CIO). Dean Gilkey’shome, 7:30.MONDAYScouting Club. Luncheon 12, Meet¬ing 12:30. Hutchinson (privateroom).Communist Club. “What DeterminesSoviet Foreign Policy.’’ Gert GilesLaw South, 7:30Kappa Alpha Psi. Reynolds Club7:30.Alpha Belts GetDammit for StoopEver since the mysterious disap¬pearance of the venerable “Big Stoop’’during the summer, the Alpha Deltshave been discussing the pros andcons of dog ownership. Over the lastweek-end, however, some of thebrothers, headed by Carl Nohl, gotimpatient and decided that it ' washigh time to quit talking and dosomething.The result is canine pledge brother“Dammit,’’ who made his debut chezAlpha Delt Sunday. In the words ofsophomore Paul Jordan, “Dammit’’ isnothing more nor less than a “sag-bellied hound,’’ but quite lovable,nevertheless. Neil Johnston, one ofthose who had been most interestedin the promotion of a large, distin¬guished looking mascot, is thoroughlydisgusted with the results of brotherNohl’s escapade. “Why, that homelyhound; I wouldn’t be seen on thestreet with him,’’ was his commentregarding the new addition to the ADhousehold.As a matter of fact, Johnston andhis cohorts, led by football co-captainJohnny Davenport, are thinking seri¬ously of blackballing “Dammit.’’ Al¬though they admit that looks are onlyskin deep, they maintain that a mas¬cot must possess an irreducible mini¬mum of beauty in order to fulfil itspurpose in a fraternity house. Fifth RowCenter<t> * »By VIRGINIA BROWNAlthough New York critics hailedPaul Vincent Carroll’s play “TheWhite Steed’’ as last year’s best playby a foreign author, the Chicago pro¬duction hardly justified that appella¬tion. Representing the struggle be¬tween the clergy and the unclericalfaith, one is constantly reminded oftwo similar plays, “Father Malachy’sMiracle’’ and “Shadow and Sub¬stance,’’ although at no time does ithold the force or the pathos of theother two. Mr. Carroll’s style ap¬pears forced, and the frequent solilo¬quies with which he intersperses thedialogue seem strained and out ofplace.* * ♦The cast, composed almost entirelyof veterans of the theatre and boast¬ing two of the Abbey Theatre players,is except in the ca.se of the ingenueleads, quite adaptable. However, theyappear so involved in their Irish ac¬cents and persist .so often in talkingup-stage that the entire first act ispractically unintelligible.Of the cast, the best performanceis turned in by Whitford Kane, wholeft his role as the first gravediggerin Maurice Evans’ production of Ham¬let to fill the vacancy left in the castof the White Steed when Barry Fitz¬gerald, celebrated Abbey Theatre, re¬turned to Hollywood. Playing his rolecompetently and humanly, Mr. Kaneis at all times believable in the de¬livery of his lines.♦ s ♦The chief fault with the play liesin its composition rather than in themanner in which it is pre.sented. Mr.Carroll’s Father Shaughnessy is avague reminder of Pastor Mandersin Ibsen’s “Ghosts’’ and of Sir CedricHardwick’s Canon in “Shadow andSubstance’’ but the dialogue is ex¬tremely weak. His pale, tormentedheroine, Nora, could be a minor St. Joan, but instead carries only a sug.ge.stion of the Maid of Orleans.On the whole, “The White Steed’’seemed a hoi-polloi of incoherentsand characters from other plays, andended with a prayer which is incred¬ibly like the closing scene of “YouCan’t Take It With You.’’ A littlemore originality, a little more sincer¬ity, and Mr. Carroll would have a fineplay. As it is, its impression is asvague and muddled as its conceptionmust have been.ClassifiedSome cirl at the P*1 U party lant Saturdaytook the wroHK roat. a hlark aeal fur roat.If anybody haa any information resardinK thi?coat, pleaae rail Bob Lochner, Dor. 1751.FOR SALE—Man’a kanaaroo fur roat. Sizr42. Like new. Coat $250. SarriAre for$50. Phone Beverly 3157.FOR RENT—f'hoire. quiet, aunny room. Ontblork from I. C. Saa. 2403.THE NEWLEX THEATREFEATURING "PUSH BACK” SEATS1162 E. 63rd St. Open 11:30 A.M. DailyFRI. tSr SAT.Coast GuardwithRANDOLPH SCOTT FRANCES DEERALPH BELLAMY—plua—Cowboy QuarterbackwithBERT WHEELERu EASY onyOO*"THI TISTIB INKFOR IVIRV FINSET YOUR CAR FOR WINTERINCTravelingBazaarBy ERNEST LEISERIt’s hard to write a bazaar. Eitheryou write one in such taste that’I*eggy O’Neil is practically—and jus¬tifiably—in tears, and the club girlsare up in arms, or you write onethat’s a stinker—one that’s saccharinelike that of Tuesday by Psi U Florianand Phi Psi Crowe.Unless you’re a Cody Pfanstiehl,who can put across slop with finesse,or a Lil Schoen, who’s so nasty thatit’s past the realm of good and badtaste.Poetry helps—especially if it’s cute,like the .stuff yesterday. But then, therest of the Bazaar has to be readabletoo.A fairly harmless way to write oneis to pick a typical man from eachfraternity and a typical dolly fromeach club. It’s fun, and you’re not'quite so apt to hurt anyone’s tender jfeelings. Besides, it hasn’t been done—at least not recently.Why not help out Johnny Stevenswith his fraternity surveys bv tryingit?* * ♦The typical Alpha Delt is clean-cut—“clean-cut as hell.” Ralph McCol-lom isn’t a typical Alpha Delt, be¬cause he wears a checked suit thatonly South State Street darkies wear.But overwhelmingly typical is ChuckPercy, who glistens with cleancutness,has an Old English “C”, and is inIx’on Mask.Betas are so atypical that it’s easyto find a type. Stu MacClintock is it.He wears kilts at toga parties, hispop is a French professor at Indiana(God help him) and he talks like RuthBrody. Of course there’s another type— like Jack Jefferson, who doesn’t be¬long and is made to realize that hedoesn’t.The Chi Ps'is are a bunch of drunks.Nice drunks, of course, but nonethe¬less drunks. Atypical is .\l Pfanstiehl.Good enough for a type is I’eterBriggs, a slightly cockeyed cherubwho doesn’t act his age, whatever itis.The Dekes also shine with clean¬cutness, except that they’ve got anextra asset in Harold Higgins Swift.Nice lad for a type is (at the sugges- ition of Rufhio Wehlan) Don Wilson,football laddie, who works in the Cof¬fee shop, and fairly glistens.A nastily typical DU is Dick Trow¬bridge, super-smoothie, who looks likean antiquated Boy Scout. No frater¬nity type is wildeyed, wild hairedJohnny Patrick.A typical Kappa Sig is someonewho works in Blackfriars, but can’tquite make BMOCdom. Being merci¬ful to the boys, we’ll name nice BobMoyer as the worm.Phi Delta Theta for aye. Being big,'they sort of aren’t di.scriminate,which, perforce, lowers the type. ButBen Williams is O.K., is pretty goodlooking, good natured, and is not toowell known to be used as a type.The Phi Gamma Delta boys won theI-F Sing quality cup last spring. Butthe FeeeeeGeecee type is still onlyfair, ('buck Paltzcr raises it. Being noLil Schoen, we’ll make him it.The Phi Psis are a fertile field fortype casting. They stand among the iso called “Big Four’’ and are reputed-1ly rich. Dave Wiedemann is too much jof a man to be a “typical,’’ Harry |Cornelius has the soul of a Beta, so]Bob Reynolds oy Walter Young will]have to do. iThe Phi Kaps keep pretty much to |the Phi Kaps. So it’s hard to find one jof them, let alone an average. 1is the one we think of!first. 'Phi Sigma Delta is a typo frater-!nity so any of the brother is by neces-1sity a type. Mel Rosenfield is a good 'name. *The jolly laddies from Pi Lambda IPhi are also types, with graduations, Iworking up (down) to Roland Itich-1man and Up (down) to Irwin Bieder-man. )ils and GreasesRONEANDARDANTI FREEZEI Service StationlenwoodDEALERIleALBERT S. LIGHT — KeeperARK BLVD.I LIGHT HOUSE) 75cOr Sell a Used Car11OTOR CO.7601 STONY ISLAND AVE.[N, WE'LL COME OUT>la Shops'BIRD RECORDS.=lOLAS & RADIOSI RADIO SERVICE>'thing in Records from SYM¬PHONY to SWING — private booths —Recording Studio — Guaranteed Repairson All Makes of Radios and Phonographs.roor usi i;s. i ney don t like theMaroon anyway. It’s not a Joe Col¬lege paper, and it picks on them. Sowe’ll pick a little more, and say thattlicir type is Ed Rachlin. Authorized RCA Victor DealersAll Sigma Chi has on the Chicagocampus is a terrific song and BenCoyt to sing it. They’re a goodenough bunch of boys, but don’t liveup to expectations.Zeta Bete has two types. One is theAlpha Delt type—like Buddy Aron¬son, H. J. Levi, or the ex-Ned Rosen-'heim. The other is the Zeta Bete type—like A. Hart Wurzburg or SaulWeisman. Campus representative—Jim Richards, Jiidson CourtTHREE STORES TO SERVE YOUWoodlawn University South ShoreMusic Shop Music Shop Music Shop1004 E. 63rd Street 1371 E. 55th Street 2237 E. 71st StreetFAIrfax 8100 FAIrfax 7272 PLAza 6080IMPERFECT IN ORIGINALTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1939 Page ThreeCampus IBriefs♦ ♦ *Roosevelt SpeaksIn his only public appearance atChicago this season Elliot Rooseveltwill speak Wednesday at 8:15 at Tem¬ple Sholom, 3480 Lake Shore Drive, |on the subject, “America Looks A-head.”Young Roosevelt, eldest of the Pres¬ident’s sons, is owner of a chain ofSouthwest radio stations over whichhe speaks as an “unbiased” commen¬tator, and has been subject to wide-sp-cad editorial comment because ofhis frank and often severe criticism ofhis father.All seats are reserved for his ad¬dress at Temple Sholom, and reserva¬tions may be made by contacting theTemple office. Prices are $.75 and$1.00.Poetry ClubCompletely re-organized, the Po¬etry Club held its first meeting of theyear last week. Although no chair¬man has yet been appointed, thegroup has asked English instructorDavid Daiches to be sponsor..Among its activities the club plansto have poems of the members pub¬lished in a section of the U-High lit¬erary publication, “The Gargoyle”.Poetry criticism will be an essentialpart of the agenda, and poems sub¬mitted anonymously by members willbe read and criticized. Although nodefinite meeting place has been chosen,the group will convene every Wednes¬day at 7:30.Swedish Glee ClubThe Swedish Glee Club will give aConcert at International House to¬night at 8:30 under the sponsorshipof Beta Theta Pi. Internationallyfamous for the excellence of theirchoral work, the Glee Club has sungbefore the royal family of Sweden,whose guests they were during theirstay in Stockholm.Student price for the tickets is onedollar for two. Regular tickets are adollar a person. After the concertthere will be a reception at the fra¬ternity house for parents and friends jof Beta in honor of the Glee Club.HomecomingThe Homecoming Committee hasannounced the addition to its member¬ship of Natalie Clyne. She is a mem¬ber of Quadrangler, Nu Pi Sigma, andPresident of Foster Hall.Discuss ModernCntholic^s ProblemsAt Calvert OutingCalvert Club members are promiseda busy day Saturday at the club’s an¬nual autumn outing to be held atChilderley Farms in Wheeling, Illi¬nois. The day’s activities, starting at10 a.m., include a discussion of amodern Catholic’s problems followedby a party in the evening. All Catho¬lic students on the campus are in¬vited to join the group which willleave Mandel Hall corridor at 9. Aone dollar fee will be levie<l for trans¬portation and dinner at a hotel. Thoseattending are expected to bring theirown lunches. Reservations may bemade by sending a card to box 33 ofthe Faculty Exchange by Fridayafternoon.Among speakers on the programis Dr. Yuez Simon, professor of phi¬losophy at Notre I)ame, who willtalk on “Catholics and the War inEurope” which should be interestingsince Dr. Simon is a French citizen.Others who will speak are FatherThomas McGlynn of the DominicanHou.se of Studies whose subject is“Catholics and Art” and Dr. Herberthatner, a member of the club, whowill speak about “The Catholic andBiological Sciences.”Union—(Continued from page one)ative Bob Davis, who tediously readhis speech, saying that “such a movewould leave our foreign policy un¬protected” and with Liberal past-president Joe Rosenstein who pointed {out that it was not only impractical jto vote on the amendment in case of Iwar, but it was foolhardy, and would jnot help in any sense to keep America |out of war. I Beck Corrals AlumniFor SOth AnniversaryFootball Has No Bearingon Celebration; WantsBetter Team.By BOB RAYMERA bucket brigade was organized bythe DU’s to extinguish a midnightfire in senior Carl Beck’s third-floorroom. Carl collected insurance onlyfor an unabridged dictionary. Thiswas 1904. Smoke still rolls over theMidway from the window of CarlBeck’s room. But this 1939 smokepours out the northeast fourth-floorcupola window in Cobb Hall and isfrom* his ancient and overstuffed pipe.The Carl Beck who is the hero ofthe tale above is the same CharltonT. Beck, ’04, who is now alumni sec¬retary, editor of the monthly “TheUniversity of Chicago Magazine” andof the “Alumni Bulletin.” Cobb,fourth-floor, northeast, is the alumnioffice..Alumni and FootballGray Carl Beck is a jovial, good-natured, humorous man who realizesthat his callers are out of breathafter clambering uj) four steep flightsof Cobb stairs. He promptly offersa chair, lights his already mentionedpipe, an<l is ready to discuss anythingfrom the football situation to thestick-pin map of the United Statesthat hangs on his office wall.Take football. Beck, whose positionmakes him sounding board for alumniopinion, has been misquotes! on thematter before, most recently in theChicago Tribune which credited himwith the statement “The alumni don’tcare.” What he actually said wasthat a successful football seasonwould have no bearing on the successor failure of the flOth anniversarycelebration as was feared by Pulse’seditorial writer. Beck thinks *thatmost alumni would like to see a betterteam, but certainly not at the costof lowering academic standards. Hesays that time spent by alumni ex¬plaining Chicago’s academic andathletic a<lvantages to athletes wouldhave a definite effect on future teams..Ardent Football FanThat Carl Beck is an ardent foot¬ball fan no matter what the meritsof the team is a logical suppositionif We know that he will follow theteam to Virginia this Saturday.Truthfully, he is in the East forreasons other than football. He ison the road visiting alumni groups indifferent cities—an important part ofhis job as secretary of the alumniorganization. This particular trip will take in New York, Washington,Baltimore, and Philadelphia as wellas Charlottesville, home of the Univer¬sity of Virginia. Other trips later inthe year include other sections of thecountry. Often well-known membersCharlton BeckJovial, good-humored...of the University faculty accompanyBeck on these trips, the tw’o men ad¬dressing different alumni gatherings.This, then, is Charlton T. Beck, ’04,the man who actively heads thealumni organization which is adminis¬tered by 20 full-time workers; theman who edits two alumni publica¬tions with a combined circulation ofover 50,000; and the man who keepsin personal touch with Chicago’smany thousands of alumni.Exhibit PrizeWinning PhotosAt ReynoldsPrize winning prints entered in thesecond annual Collegiate Digest SalonEdition will be exhibited in the NorthLounge of the Reynolds Club for oneweek beginning Monday. The show¬ing will be sponsored by the DailyMaroon.The Collegiate Digest, the brown-printed rotogravure section which ap¬pears with the Maroon every Friday,contains news pictures taken on t’recampus of colleges and universitiesall over the United States. To en¬courage greater interest in the sec¬tion, the Digest each year runs acontest open only to collegiate ama¬teurs and publishes winning photosin its Salon Edition..Annual Report of Cloister Club Cafeteria and CornerThe University i)ublishes annually, following completion of the an¬nual audit of its accounts by Certified Public Accountants, statementswith with respect to the operation of Commons and Residence Halls.During the fiscal year ended June 30, 1939, Cloister Club Cafeteriaserved 146,379 meals. The Cloister Club Corner served 6867 meals. Ina<ldition there were 9756 special meals served. Thus there was a totalof 163,002 individual servings for the year. The average check exceededthe average cost per serving by approximately 9/10 of one cent.There follows a statement setting forth the total income and ex¬pense and the average income per serving at Cloister Club Cafeteriaand Corner for the fiscal year 1938-39.Total AverageGro.ss Income Servings Sales per ServingCafeteria 146,379 $49,083.49 33.5c(Corner 6,867 975.34 14.2c153,246 $50,058.83 32.7cSpecial Services 9,756 5,860.95 60.1cTotals 163,002 $55,919.78 34.3cTotal Cost.$25,254.32 15.5c. 1,640.25 01.0c. 12,604.02 07.7c. 2,271.36 01.4cTotal Salaries and Wages $16,515.63 10.1cSupplies incidental to prepar^ation andserving of food; laundry, fuel, light,heat, insurance, and medical examinationof employees 4,569.55 02.8cCleaning and decorating, repairs, andprovision for replacement of furnitureand equipment 4,868.23 03.0cPurchasing and Accounting 1,650.40 01.0cTotal Cost $52,858.13 32.4cIllinois Sales Tax 1.677.58 01.0cTotal Cost including tax $54,535.71 3J.4cNet IncomeNet Earnings used for support of theeducational budget of the University $ L.384.07 00.9cExpenses include no charge for the space occupied, either in theform of rent, as provision for depreciation of the building, or for extra¬ordinary structural repairs. Depreciation of heavy equipment is chargedas an operating expense, as are replacements of glassware, silverware,china and kitchen utensils.The next statement in the series to be published will cover the opera¬tion of the Women’s Residence Halls and CJommons.ExpensesRaw FoodSalaries and Wages:SupervisionFull-time EmployeesStudent Help Forum MembersDiscuss CollegianFrontiers on RadioStudent Forum members will par¬ticipate in a Bull Session over theCBS network tomorrow morning at 9on the topic, “Collegian Frontiers.”Because WBBM has contracted com¬mercial broadcasts at 9, a recordingof the program may be heard locallyover that station at 4:30.Those who will take part in the dis¬cussion are, Joe Rosenstein, PierrePalmer, Louise Landman, Joshua Ja¬cobs, William Durka, Velma Whit-grove, and Sherman Dryer, director ofradio for the University. CBS esti¬mates that approximately 1,350,000people will hear the broadcast.Joshua Jacobs and Mark McEnroewill go slumming this weekend whenthey debate with two migratory work¬ers on Sunday at 8 in the Institute forSocial Science, 708 N. Clark street.The Forum members will uphold theaffirmative side of the topic. “Re¬solved That the United States ShouldAid the Democracies.”Gallup Speaks onRound Table SundayThe man upon whom some 104 ofthe nation’s newspapers base some oftheir editorials, and from whom over10,000,000 people form opinions onpopular questions, will speak on theUniversity of Chicago Roundtable thisSunday afternoon.The man is Dr. George Gallup, orig¬inator of the famed Gallup pole, anddirector of the American Institute ofPublic Opinion.Dr. Gallup will discuss, with Prof.Louis Wirth of Sociology, and Prof.James Pollock, University of Mich¬igan political scientist, “Public Opin¬ion; Fact or Fancy?” In the course ofthe discussion, the techniques of meas¬uring public opinion and the band¬wagon effect of such surveys on po¬litical trends, will be brought out.ALL PORTABLES—DOWN PAYMENTSSTUDENT RATES ON RENTALSKenath H. SponselBurton Court 522 Midway 6000 Disc andDescant♦ * *By FRIEDA WEITZMANThose who like their Mozartstraightforward and simple will wel¬come the Philadelphia Orchestra un¬der Eugene Ormandy in a recordingof Mozart’s Divertimento No. 10 forStrings and Two Horns (Victor Al¬bum M-603). Light and charming inthe style of early Mozart, you’ll findits tuneful melodies hard to forget.* *Here is an interesting item whichshould find a place in any compre¬hensive record collection. Arthur Ru¬binstein, the great English pianist,delivers two fascinating modernpieces, both by Frenchmen. One is“Mouvements Perpetuels” by Poulenc,who is a modern of the moderns, andone of the leaders of the contem¬porary French school. The other sideof this record brings you GabrielFaure’s “Nocture” in A Flat Major,a melodious piece of music with astrong Chopinesque flavor. (Victorrecord 15660).Holmes DiscussesAttitude to EnemiesDr. John Haynes Holmes of theCommunity Church of New York willbe the principal speaker at the reg¬ular Sunday service in the Chapel at11. Dr. Holmes, a frequent speaker atthe Chapel, will discuss, “The Atti¬tude Toward Our Enemies.” ByronKabot will read the service, which willbe broadcast over WGN.TYPEWRITERSAll MakesSOLDREPAIREDRENTEDTRADEDPORTABLES OR LARGECASH OR TERMSWOODWORTH'SBOOK STORE1311 E. 57th St. Open EveningsNear Kimbark Ave. Dorchester 4800It ivill be a Warm Winterin aCOBB SQUAREVelva-GoraOVERCOATHERE’ S a soft note in the warmest coat aman ever wore!. ...VELVA-GORA...soft, silky-wool fabric that gives you warmthwithout weight and keeps you snug as theproverbial bug all winter long. Every newfashion detail is needled into every stitch ofthis exceptional coat. Truly a world-beaterat this low price.You have Erie’s Grand Opening to thankfor this very low price.Use Erie’s I2~Week Budget Plan!SEE THE LOBBY OF GLEAMING WINDOWS837 EAST 63rd STREETPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 3, 1939GreekGossipBy DICK HIMMELThe Phi Delts and their most representative man, Gordon Murray, arehaving a pre-Sun Valley celebrationat the Edgewater tomorrow nightwith a lot of other campus people.Representative Murray will be mostrepresentative with an off-campusdate.Both Henrietta Mahon, the Eso¬terics “Sun Valley woman,” and Mur¬ray will be introduced during the cam¬pus floor show. Esoterics will alsosport Margery Grey Exeter, last yearMirror star, singing in the show.Psi U’s w’ill turn out heavy to hearbrother Lee Hewitt sing. Hewitt,since his success in Blackfriar’s lastyear, has been climbing fast. He wasa winner in the Chicagoland Musicfestival and appeared at the ChicagoTheatre.He Hi *Also spotted in the show will beDale Scott, impersonator, and ChuckCompton, the boy with the poetic wig¬gle. Compton wowed the campus lastyear with a blue dress, blonde wig,and twitching torso in the Blackfriarshow.Phi Gamma Delta announces thepledging of Tom French of Stockton,California, Marvin Pittman of States¬boro, Georgia. Tom Dvorsky of Chi¬cago and William Fielding Ogburn ofChicago has been pledged to DU,Marshall Aaron to Phi Sig, and LeeFisher of Enid, Oklahoma, BruceHowat and Dave Thomas both of Chi¬cago have given the vows to KappaSigma.Johnny Culp tried to push throughthe IF Council a proposal to openrushing to the entire city, instead ofthe campus limitations. He felt thatthis rule was somewhat violated any¬way and might as well be erased.However, says Culp, the bigger housesfelt that there should remain somecheck on rushing.tif * *Now that Wa.shington has made upits mind about Thanksgiving, here isthe revised rushing schedule:Nov. 19 Open House—All HousesNov. 21 Luncheon—Sigma Chi-ZBTNov. 28 Luncheon—Pi Lambda Phi—Delta Kappa EpsilonNov. 29 Luncheon—Phi Delta The¬ta—Chi PsiNov. 30 Luncheon—Beta—Psi UDec. 1 Luncheon—Phi Gam — PhiSigma DeltaDec. 5 Luncheon—Phi Psi— Kap¬pa SigmaDec. 6 Luncheon—Delta UpsilonDec. 7 Luncheon—Alpha Delt, PhiKappa SigmaDec. 8 Open house—all housesJan. 8-11—Intensive rushing* * *There is also a correction in rush¬ing rules, as published in the booklet,Article III, paragraph 2 should read:“The preliminary rushing scheduleshall include two luncheons and one'week-day evening function, lastingfrom 5:30 to 8:00, or three luncheons.”Not “. . . one luncheon and two week¬day evening functions ...”The Swedish Glee Club is singing atInt House for the Betas tonight withlocal Swedes backing like mad. After Industrial RelationsConference Draws 500School of Business Is Co-Host for Annual Gather¬ings.Five hundred personnel administra¬tors of the Middle West will attendthe sixth annual Midwest Conferenceon Industrial Relations, to be con¬ducted jointly by the Industrial Re¬lations Association of Chicago and theUniversity’s School of Business today.At the general session in MandelHall at 9:30 this morning, Alvin E.Dodd, president of the AmericanManagement Association, will discussthe current outlook on importantphases of industrial relations; ErnestS. Ballard, Chicago attorney, will dis¬cuss “Present and Impending Legisla¬tion Affecting Industrial RelationsPolicies,” and Dr. Lydia G. Giberson,medical director of the MetropolitanLife Insurance Company, “How Psy¬chiatry Can Contribute to More Effec¬tive Industrial Relations Work.”Round TablesAfter luncheon in Ida Noyes Clois¬ters, the conferees will split into fourRound Table discussion groups. RoundTable “A” will meet in room 32, Ryer-son Physical Laboratory to discuss“Stabilization through Constant WagePlans and Work Guarantees.” H. L.Nunn of Nunn Bush shoes will leadthe discussion.Group “B” will meet in room 108,Haskell Hall, to discuss “The Use ofSupervisory Training in AttitudeTraining as a Means of PromotingGood Employee Relations.” J. S.Stubbs, Personnel Director of PureOil is chairman of this group.“C” will convene in room 122 SocialScience Building to discuss “The Toolsof Personnel, Marshall Field andCompany, and Dr. J. E. Walters, Di¬rector of Personnel, Purdue Univer¬sity, are among panel members of thisgroup.Round Table DRound Table “D” will meet in room2, Rosenwald Hall, to discuss “Senior¬ity, Its Problems and Possible Solu¬tion.” Rarold F. North, IndustrialRelations Manager of Swift and Com¬pany will be Chairman of this group.The discussions end at 4:30 atwhich time the groups will visit pointsof interest on the campus. Chairmanat dinner will be G. W. Adrianson,Manager of Industrial Relations atCommonwealth Edison. Entertain¬ment during dinner will be suppliedby The Tower Singers.Evening SessionDr. W. H. Spencer will be Chair¬man of the Evening Session to be heldin Mandel Hall at 7:30. Nathan W.Shefferman of Sears Roebuck will de¬liver the address, “A Modern Conceptof Labor Relations,”the concert. Beta Boys will stand inline to say hello to the chorus and toparents and friends.Zeta Beta Tau is having an openparty tomorrow night. With ZBT’s us¬ual superior cuisine and orchestra,campus socialites will be turning outlike mad before, after, and betweenthe Chicago night at the Edgewater.f f LAST 3 WEEKS!JOHNNIESCAT" DAVISAnd His Orchestra3 FLOOR SHOWS NIGHTLYNO COVER CHARGEMIN. TONITE - $1.50SUNDAY TEA DANCING& Scat Club MeetingMin. $1.000MCKHAWKAANbOLPH AT WA8ASH. DfA.6Z62 Burgess, CottrellPublish Data onMarriage Survey Baritone PilonSings TonightAt Int-House(Continued from page one)in such a project.After collecting the data from thequestionnaires, the researchers wereable to formulate a number of con¬clusions, but 9 years of interviewingand sifting data were necessary tosatisfy the zeal of the sociologists.One of their general conclusions isthat love and companionship are per¬sonal ties replacing the communal andcustomary bonds which formerly heldhusband and wife together. As a re¬sult the marriage institution is madeunstable, depending more on the subtleand unpredictable, free adjustment of iemotional and mental factors.The habits, family life, and culturalbackground of the subject beforemarriage weigh heavily in making aforecast. Summarized, “success orfailure depends upon the affection,the temperamental compatibility andthe common objectives of husbandand wife.”Discussing the future of scientificprediction of human behavior. Dr.Burgess suggests the establishmentof an Institute to carry out projectscombining the viewpoints and tech¬niques of the biological, psychological,and social sciences. Jean Pilon, Denver baritone, will bepresented in concert tonight at Inter¬national House at 8:45 in a musicale-tea under the direction of JosephineHubbard. Mr. Pilon, who has ap¬peared on concert and operatic stage,received his musical training at theLamar School of Music in Denver,where he is now a teaching voice, andthe Chicago Musical College.Assisting Miss Hubbard in the mu-sicale will be Jacqueline Battersby,Marcel Cailloux of Canada, FlorenceCoristine of Canada, Eugene Doll, An¬na May Durkin, Richard Gadd, SylviaGittlen, Morris Green, Thomas Jar-rett. Dr. Sundar Joshi of India, Wan¬da Kantorowicz, Pauleen Kivlan, Mar¬tha Ann Mauer, Tahir Merywaniy ofIran, Ruth Montrose, Mary Ranney,Joan Reid of Australia, FrancesSchoenig, W a u r i n e Sprott, Jean Stuart of Canada, Marcia ThompsonJosephine Tsui of China, and Charles’Vogl.27 FreshmenAppointed toPublicity BoardJack Bernhart, chairman of thestudent publicity board, yesterday an¬nounced the appointment of the fol¬lowing freshmen to the board: Wen¬zel Ruml, Don Connor, John Born,Mary Colley, Bob Lawson, Bob Dodd,Bradley Patterson, George Wilkerson,John Legitt, Charles Boyd, Ray Ran¬dall, Jerry Schiedler, George Drake,Ned Paine, Pete Nicolo, Bob Moore,Jim Cutshaw, Janet Wagner, JaneMoran, Gerry Hermes, Cecile Scharf-enberg, Frank Evans, Dorothy Linde-lar, Sally Adams, Jacqueline Horal,Rosalie Phillips, and Shirley Smith.Notice of their appointment andof the first meeting will be sent thosenamed above.CORRECTIONContrary to a report in yester¬day’s Maroon, Jane Walstrom hasno connection with the CampusLabor Committee. GRAND OPERAHOUSE ABSOLUTELY 2 WEEKS ONLY12 Evenings—4 MatineesOPENING MONDAY EVENING. 7:30 SHARP' MATINEES WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAYHis Latest Triumph in Shakespeare on Broadway"Til* finest actor of our day." —John Mison Brown, N. Y. Post"No one has really seen 'Hamlet' until he has sat enthralled beforethe uncut version." —BrookS Atkinson, N. Y. TimesMAURICE EVANSpnsNttHAMLET (IN nsENTIRETY)MADY CHRISTIANS • HENRY EDWARDSSio^%d by MARGARET WRBSTHR • by David FfolkaaIMPORTANT NOTICE! CURTAINS-7:30siK.rp/!%^lsi«rpAT THE HUBS2 HiHIf/PmSMy UAl!STARTS SATURDAY, HOT. 4land 2 Trouser SUITSand OVERCOATS*28***38*®Our most important annual sale...and this year you make extra sav¬ings because we bought all mer¬chandise before marked prices in¬creased! Every garment from ourregular makers...!or instance allovercoats at $38.50 are from SocietyBrand.TUXEDOS — $28.50 and $38.50TAILCOATS — $38.50Also Shirts, Pajamas, Ties, UnderwearSportswear and Luggage at Special PricestHEC#)HUbstate and Jackson, CHICAGO • EVANSTON • OAK PARK • GARYFOUR - YEAR COLLEGE WEEKLYTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1939 Page FiveFROTHandFOAMWar CommuniqueThe Senior High command issuedthe following notice: Friday, Oct. 27,1939. The Seniors engaged the Jun¬iors in pitched (or pitching) battlenear the sector of 87th St. and StonyIsland. The Senior G.H.Q. is pleasedto announce the utter rout of the in¬fidel forces who now concede the su¬periority in every way of the Seniors..Although at the beginning Juniorpuerilla warfare played havoc withthe Senior mass attacks, the Seniorssplit up, and rounded up the enemy,there being one terrific battle in whichthe slaughter ensued by gas shell,bombs and cuss words. The Seniorswon.Notes of a War CorrespondentThe senior battle cry in the battleof Bunk Hill, “Don’t fire ’till you .seethe whites of their eggs.’’ The Seniorpassword spells the doom of the rebelyell. “Cloe-e-e-e-e-e.’’ Big laugh ofwar nite “The yolk’s on you.’’Your correspondent is planning tosend a copy of this dispatch and com¬munique to (Get in your) Herr Hitlerand “Munich’’ Chamberlin in the hopethey substitute eggs for shells, to¬matoes for bombs and rotten vege¬table odors for gas. Less neat, to besure, but much more humanitarian.New war communique, “The Frenchrouted the Germans in—sector by thesheer power of hurled garbage, theGorman’s reply being limited to a vol¬ley of rotten paper, scraps, whichthey value no more.’’Fashion NotesWe notice all the girls are wearingsuch fuzzy angora sweaters, that theylook like bt>ars, or football players.Must say tho, a bear looking girl surepot’s a fellow’s attention.Do males arc plannin’ a coupe deprasse Monday. Back to the nortwoods, or sumpin’.No Soap“Let me hold your Palm, Olive.’’“Not on your Life, Boy.’’“Guess I’m out of Lux’’“Yep, Ivory formed.’’Thanks, Duval, for the contrib.Attention!!!!This column is turning Winchell asa concession to many requests. Heav¬en help us, we’re putting our foot init. We shall try to keep our punchesabove the belt (or should we sayneck ?) The title of the latest editionof our gossip is:The Steam Shovel(Dips up all the dirt)It must be love, and not for fun.That Vee is chasing Anderson.But he had best get out his gun, jFor up with him is*Morrison.* * *.Add new pairs:Brainerd and Pleasance (Where’sTed ?)Breakup announced:Holland and Bernadine. (Hey, Wes,were you “Burney’d?’’)The school has returned to its aus¬tere calm and has just caught itsbreath, for since the graduation ofKinch, the running thru the halls hasdecreased 500(;(.Till next Friday—•Mrs. Skunk and all her little squirts. Girls’ ClubBoard Meets;Plans YearThe Girls’ Club Board held Hs firstmeeting of tha year last Wednesday.After the meeting came to order at3:45, Miss Wiesner was introduced tothe girls as the new faculty adviser.Miss Acker, the new service commit¬tee adviser was also present.The Girls’ Club contrary to theviews held by many girls in the Col¬lege, will function as before with mi¬nor changes. Committee work, teasnrd parties were the main topics dis¬cussed.It was finally decided that 1) therewould be a luncheon for the seniormothers, daughters and faculty atthe end of the year, 2) the Girls’ Clubof the Four-Year College will needno special room as Ida Noyes wouldai)tly take the place of this formerconvenience. 3) meetings of the boardwill be held regularly (unless other¬wise notified) at 3:45 on Wednesday’sin a specified room at Ida Noyes, 4)that they would solicit aid from thecollege for the scholarship drive, do¬ing this in a sort of “tag day” method,5) Luise Marks, service committeechairman, should look into the othercharities in Chicago which the Girls’Club might substitute for one of thecharities they have contributed to informer years (this probable changemight be enforced because the HighSchool is taking over those charities).6) there would be a senior alumnitea, and 7) there would be a boardmother from each class to be on theboard until the end of the winterquarter. The meeting adjourned at4:55.Four CommitteesDirect ActivitiesMixed Glee ClubCalls All WarbersCalling all warblers and well-mean¬ing warblers. The Mixed Glee Clubis well into its third week. Underthe able direction of Richard Schind¬ler and accompaniment of MaryStrauss, it is a credit to all of itsmembers. It meets on Tuesday andThursday mornings at 8:00 o’clockin room 214 in Blaine Hall.The members of the chorus are do¬ing everything possible to increasethe attendance and wish that any orall of you readers would take the in¬vitation to heart. All singers arewelcome, particularly tenors and so¬pranos. It will.be a good idea to joinnow so as to Iwirn the songs alongwith the others.' Four Committees take care of thevarious activities of the Girls’ Club.Two of these, the House Ckimmitteeand the Social Committee, are di¬rectly concerned with the life of ourown students. The House Committee,headed this year by Nancy Miller, isresponsible for dishes and other uten¬sils used at parties and is also charg¬ed with keeping the club room (if wehave one) in order. The girls of thecommittee will also have the pleasureof washing the di.shes (and if youdon’t think its fun, come around andwatch some time).Irene Portis, chairman of the So¬cial Committee, and the girls whowork with her, will plan the teas andother parties for the year. The girlson this committee will also have achance to serve at teas and to assistin the planning.The Settlement Committee, as thename implies, holds severaj drives inconnection with that organization. Italso sponsors parties for the childrenin the settlement. Girls on the com¬mittee will have an active part inplanning these. This year’s chairmanis Doris Goodman.The Service Committee is more di¬rectly connected with the city chari¬ties and organizations. Under LuiseMarks, the committee this year willconduct a scholarship drive, a driveat Christmas for the family of thegirl who receives the scholarshipmoney, and perhaps one other drive.This committee affords a splendid op¬portunity for experience for girlswho are interested in social servicework.There will be opportunity soon forthe girls of the Four-Year College tojoin one of these committees. So,keep in mind the type of work thateach committee does and be ready tosign up for one some time in the nearfuture. War “Victors”Tell of BattleBUD NUSBAUMThe TruthBy a First-Year StudentThe Seniors weren’t the whole breadwinners. Although the seniors had tentimes as much ammunition, and twiceto three times the turnout, the Juniorsnevertheless put up a more valiantbattle this year than that displayedlast year by the former Juniors. ManyJuniors single handed, out of ammuni¬tion, or with very limited amounts, at¬tacked and in many cases destroyedmuch of the enemy ammunition. Theyalso broke up many patrols while out¬numbered five to one. Among the fewcasualties reported, the seniors hadmore, but no hard feelings have re¬mained on either side.The Whole TruthBy a Second-Year StudentThe junior senior egg-fight was,from most angles, a success. Ofcourse the fight would have seemedless like a boar hunt if the reclusivejuniors had made appearances of longenough duration for their images toregister on the average retina. Itwas rumored that Roberts had a goodplace to hide. That is the clue to thewhole situation. The juniors led thelives of the hunted. When flushed bywar parties they would scamper overa hill and be swallowed up in theblackness. However, boar hunting isnoblesport, we have no complaint. In¬deed it was a pleasure to see personsof the caliber of Bill Stringham or thelore of Norris Swindle fleeing beforethe spirited chai’ge of a medium sizedantagonist. But we must not be toohard on the poor boys. After all, theywere seriously handicapped by lack ofmentality.Last year’s juniors claimed thefight was a good draw; which, weadmit, means they lost. But imme¬diately after this year’s fight the jun¬iors admitted defeat. Judge for your¬self.Nothing but the truthBy a NeutralThe flotillas of automobiles met infront of the Rosenwald Museum at8:00 P.M. and then moved out to thebattle grounds near 87th and StonyIsland, 'fhe subdivision here is nicelylaid out in paved roads but is entirelywithout buildings. The streets and al¬leys are raised about five feet abovethe lot level, so that the fight tookplace on a huge waffle. The night wasblack. Each team divided up intosmall scouting parties of five or fourand vanished into t’ne maze of blackwilderness. From then on it was guer¬illa against guerilla. The eggs wererotten and smelled, the tomatoes weresometimes rotten, but both types ofammunition seldom hurt upon strik¬ing. The fight ended with good will andcider drinking; and for many, sodasat the Blue Circle on 57th.All Future Salesmen Out!Next Monday all pupils in the firsttwo years of the College, who are in¬terested in the soliciting of advertise¬ments, will meet in the Midway officefrom 3:35 to 3:50.' Contracts andrates will be discussed. A managerwill be selected from this group.There has been complete deficiencythis year in the Weekly’s advertising department. Not one contract has beengained. Consequently the people re¬sponsible have been consulted and ithas been decided that the position ofadvertising manager shall be free un¬til such a time as a student shows hisability and suitability for the job.Evidence will be presented in the formof contracts and active interest in theundertaking. 9 Actors AdmittedTo Playf estersStudent CouncilMakes Plans forNew ConstitutionA quorum of 23 was present at lastFriday’s Student Council meeting.Most important was the decision thatRalph Sonnenschein, assisted by Wes¬ley Holland, should design a new con¬stitution. The articles will be basedmainly on the former work, but willbe adapted to the Four-Year Collegeand its organization.The members of the Council are thefollowing: William Kemp, president ofthe council; Alan Metcalf, presidentof Hi-Y and vice-president of theCouncil; Ralph Sonnenschein, presi¬dent of Phi Beta Sigma and recordingsecretary of the council; Alice Butler,president of the G.A.A. and corres¬ponding secretary of the council; Bar¬bara Deutsch, president of the Girls’Club; John Morrison, president of theBoys’ Club; Richard Schindler, repre¬sentative from the publications board;Howard Brwon, President of the Sec¬ond Year; Rosalind Wright, represen¬tative of the Second Year; Rod¬ney Jamison, President of the FirstYear; Adele Whitaker, representativefrom the First Year; and Dick Muga-lian, representative of the major let-termen.Playfesters will be allowed to seata representative who has however noright of vote. As there are no clubsthere will of course be no delegate.The Council meets every Friday at8:15 in room 1 at 5810. Any studentmay come to the meetings and parti¬cipate in the discussion, but has noright to vote.Mr. Zens L. Smith attended themeeting and made it known that theCouncil would have slightly less than$2900 at its disposal. The money isgained from the activities fee and willbe used for social activities and forthe publications.Matters to be brought before theCouncil in the near future are theselection of faculty advisors, and theallotment of money to the various or¬ganizations. Dramatic OrganizationHolds Try-OutsIn Ida NoyesThe try-outs for membership inPlayfesters were opened and presidedover by Sue Bohnen Thursday, Nov.1, at 4 P.M. in the theatre of IdaNoyes Hall. Those fortunate enoughto be accepted for membership in theclub include: Georgia Anderson, BobFrazier, Thomas Goodman, JohnGreen, Eleanor Karlstrom, HelaineMoses, Muriel Pinder, Janice Shaugh-nessy, and Sherman Sergei. Theyaugment the twelve members remain¬ing from the club of last year.The program included: HelaineMoses with a reading entitled “Per¬manent”; Janice Shaughnessy with aDutch dialect; Muriel Pinder with anIrish brogue; Georgia Anderson witha scene from “High Tor”; EleanorKarlstrom with a monologue, “AnEvening at Home”; and John Greenand Thomas Goodman both with apresentation of dramatic scenes fromShakespeare’s Julius Caesar. Theselast two together with Bob F'razierwho did the poem “Ulysses” by Ten-neson and Sherman Sergei whoamused with a monologue dealingwith the problems encountered in“Cleaning out the Garage,” consti¬tuted the only boys brave enough totry out.Parents and DeansTo Discuss CollegeThe Parents’ Association will meeton Monday, November sixth, at 8:00p.m,. Room 126 in the Graduate Ed¬ucation Building. The parents of thestudents in the first two years of theFour-Year College are invited tomeet Dean Leon Smith, Dean AaronBrumbaugh and Assistant Dean ZensL. Smith.They will discuss the recentchanges in the College and plans forthe future and if there are any ques¬tions regarding the college the Deanswill be glad to answer them.Nov. 13 DeadlineFor GargoyleYes, there will be a Gargoyle thisyear, a very much more “grown-up”Gargoyle than ever before. Althoughit is primarily the literary magazineof the Four-Year College, it will makean attempt to unite with the two-year College by carrying contribu¬tions of University Freshman andSophomores and being sold on campusnewsstands as well.However, for the most part, theGargoyle belongs to you, the Four-Year College. It wants, or rathermust have your contributions a.ndyour works.There will be a short meeting on jMonday, November thirteenth inRoom 1 at 5810 Woodlawn. Will allpeople who have received announce¬ments and those who are interestedin working on the Gargoyle please be *there at 3:30? And remember, the ^13th is the deadline. ' PublicationsAsk $2,100The Publications Board held itsfirst official meeting of the year lastWednesday. Finances were discussedand Richard Schindler was electedchairman and representative to theStudent Council.The publications will ask a total of$2100 from the council. The printingcost of the Weekly is $800; the Cor¬relator, which expects to get $1000from the High School will need $900from the Four-Year College to com¬plete the budget; the Gargoyle hopesto get $400 for its three issues. Thedoubt was expressed that the Councilmay decide against an allotment tothe Gargoyle but all pledged to op¬pose such action.The Publications Board consisted informer years of the editoi's and busi¬ness managers of the three publica¬tions, but recently all but one editoralso assumed the responsibility of fi¬nances. Consequently the membershipof the board was limited to the edi¬tors of the three publications. Theseare now Wesley Holland, Correlator,Co-Editors Annette Weiss and FrazierRippy, Gargoyle and Richard Schind¬ler, Weekly.Hi Y HoldsFriday MeetsHi-Y, one of the leading boys’ or¬ganizations, is again holding its meet¬ings on Friday evenings at the HydePark Y.M.C.A. at 53rd and Black-stone.Weekly meetings begin with a sup¬per at 5:45 followed by an informalprogram or a speaker. The weeklydues of ten cents are used for a chari¬table purpose.Headed by Alan Metcalf, president,the officers for the coming year areas follows: Walter Stoll, vice-presi¬dent; Vytold Yasus, secretary; andEmery Parmenter, treasurer. Thefaculty adviser is not yet decided up¬on.New members are elected by oldmembers and are initiated if they areapproved by the faculty.“To create, maintain, and extendthroughout the school and commun¬ity high standards of Christian char¬acter” is the motto of the organiza¬tion.IPage Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1939Four-YearCollege WeeklyOfficial publication of the Junior College,The University of Chicago.EDITORIAL STAFFCopy Editor Richard SchindlerAssistant Rosalind WrightNews Editor Sylvia BernsenSports Editor Lynch GronertFeature Editor Joan WehlenMake-upProof render Rosalind WriKhtTvpists Elise Lieberman, Lynch Gronert,Richard Schindler, Frazier Rippy, Bet¬ty Carlston.Photographer Bob AndersonBUSINESS STAFFBusiness Manager Oliver Hall^tCirculation Oliver Hallett, Helen Ixjugh,Bob Anderson, Lynch Gronert. LouiseMarks. Jim Alter. Bob Chamberlin,Rosalind Wright, Richard Schindler.REPORTERSJane Mowrer, Virginia Banning. HelenIxiugh, Eleanor Karlstrom. Jim Reynolds,Barbara Bezark, Richard Portis. JerryPortis, Alice Butler, Helaine Moses, LuiseMarks. Betty Carrston, Barbara Reece,Pat Pugh, Barbara Deutsch, Jim Hansen,Beryl Brand. Frazier Rippy.Faculty Adviser Jere C. MickelNight Editor: Luise MarksAssistant: Richard SchindlerStudentsMust HelpThe experiment of attendancein R.W.C. and study hall atten¬dance depends upon two mainfactors: 1) to what extent theprivileges are used to advantage,2) to what extent the privilegesare abused. The problem wasstated very well when one ofthe teachers said that the ex¬periment depends on us, the stu¬dents. Serious-minded pupilswill profit by the fact that theyhave more time to study andhave to spend less time in class!This arrangement offers a lighterload, but conversely more time to domore intensive work more thorough¬ly. Thus the first danger is that thepupils will take their tasks toolightly. This has been partiallyavoided by granting privileges onlyto worthy students.The second danger is that pupilswill abuse their freedom. This can¬not be avoided by the administration:It depends upon the pupils themselves.All that can be done is to revoke thegranted privileges again if the ex¬periment does not work. The studentsshould try to prohibit this by theirown good behavior. It is evident thatan excuse from study does not meanthat that there is any less work to do.But the administration assumes thatpupils have now a sense of responsi¬bility great enough to divide theirown time and work. They must showthat this confidence in them was notwrong. This means two things 1)not to loiter and cause disturbancesin the halls during free hours and 2)to keep homework up to date at alltimes.Lettersto the EditorWell, here it is the end of the firstmonth of school. How time flies! Thenew Four Year Junior College (weought to have a shorter name thanthat) seems to be working as far aswork goes, but we are utterly lackingin some of the activities to which weare all accustomed. I’m pleased withthe newspaper arrangement; gladthat the Playfesters and StudentCouncil have started activities; gladthat the Gargoyle and Correlator arealso to be issued. The objects of mycomplaint are the other activities.Are we going to have our clubs ? Havearrangements been made for assem¬bly programs? What about the par¬ties for which we pay part of the$12.50? Has all of that sum goneinto publications? If so I would liketo know about it. It is very nice tobe told we are grown up now. Arewe too grown up for these other ac¬tivities ?Katharine WhitworthDear Voice of the Student:Iwish to present the sad story ofJohn and Jane Student. These poorbenighted souls have two-thirty class¬es. They, being of average conscien¬tiousness, try to fulfill tneir assign¬ments, and usually need to use re¬serve books in the library for thatpurpose. Upon madly dashing up toBelfield Library, and reaching saidestablished place at three twenty-sev¬en, discover—as they were afraid allalong that there are no reserve booksleft. And books or no books, timemarches on, school keeps apace, andlessons accrue. There is a shortageof good Ec Soc books especially.We in the senior class have all suf¬fered—not silently, ye,t not vocifer¬ously enough to produce results. SoI plead with the Faculty, with the HeadlilesRosalind WrightRossie has been here for some timehaving entered in the nursery school.This year she is Vice-President ofthe Girls’ Club. Last year she wasPresident of Current Affairs. Sheis on the Student Council and hasalso been President of the JuniorCurrent Affairs Club. Rosalind hasno hobbies but she likes to read. Shewould like to be a member of theDepartment of State. Rosalind isanother one who believes that a col¬lege education is necessary if youare going to specialize in any field,otherwise it is just a matter of choice.Rosalind dosen’t know if she is goingto Chicago or Byrn Mawr. To younew students she says, “Work hard,and enter all the extra activities thatthere are.”She likes the new college plan be¬cause it is a change and a step for¬ward in the progress of education.Ralph SonnenscheinRalph is an old timer here havingentered in 1st grade. He is now' Pres¬ident of Phi Beta Sigma. Last yearhe was on the Boys’ Club board. Inhis Sub-Freshman year he had posi¬tions, too. The most outstanding thingto him was the fact that he won theshop prize in his Sub-Freshman year.Ralph’s only hobby is Botany. Hehasn’t made up his mind yet as toa vocation but he thinks that beinga bacteriologist might be a good idea.Oberlin is his thought for college buthe is not sure of that either. Here isRalph’s advice .for you new students,and take it from one who knows.1. Don’t let the women buffalo you.2. Don’t talk back to too manyteachers at once.3. Have a good time.Ralph says a college education isnecessary if you are going to special¬ize but to you women he says youdon’t need one to manage a hom.e(How does he know?) He thinks thatthe new' college plan is a good ideabut he thinks it’s not very well or¬ganized.Grading SystemRemains StandardThe grading system this year is tobe the same as it was last year, ac¬cording to an official statement madeby Dean Brumbaugh. The compre¬hensive examinations will determinethe final grades except in languagesand mathematics. Students who wishto go on in the University must passthese examinations satisfactorily.If a student is transferring thenew school may consider the advisorygrades instead of the comprehensivegrades if it wishes. But in the Uni¬versity the advisory grades have nobearing on the final grade given forthe course.Dean, with all to whom I may plead—please do something to relieve thisshortage.Class libraries are ample, and mayI add, to my knowledge—very littleused. Here is a possible solution—transfer some class library books tothe reserve section.Also, now that we have free periodsand will have an opportunity to seeksilence to study in—where shall weget books with which to study? B.B. giving, and it is hoped that moreGirls TeamPlays DownerSaturday, the 28th of October, thegirls played their first interscholastichockey game against MilwaukeeDowner Seminary. The Milwaukeegirls possessed a wonderful forwardline which scored four points to ourone tally. Except for the extraordi¬nary work of our goalie, Ginny Both,their score would have probably beenmuch larger. As it was the firstgame, and most of our girls had nev¬er played on a full sized field, theyseemed to be a bit slow. During thefirst half the other team made twogoals, both of which were caused byour team’s retreat into the backfield.Our team got very few chances toscore, and didn’t take advantage ofthose chances which it did get. Inthe second half the other team madetwo more goals and in the midst ofplay, Alice Butler got it in the headby the ball, but she decided to playthe game out.The opponents had a large cheer¬ing section, and we didn’t. However,we can remedy this next Saturday(tomorrow), if you will all come outand cheer. The time is 9:00, the placethe Midway in front of Ida Noyes.We’ll see you there! Swimmers CompeteIn Private LeagueG.A.A. ElectsOfficersFor 1939At eleven o’clock in Ida Noyes to¬day, the girls held their first electionsunder the new G.A.A Constitution.The offices open were vice-president.Second Year Representative, Public¬ity Manager, and Recording Secretary.Virginia Both won the vice-Presiden-tial position. Jane Mowrer is the Sec¬ond Year Representative. Patty Pughwon the election for Publicity Man¬ager and Mary Lou Rogers the posi¬tion of Recording Secretary, but shemay not be allowed to take the job,since she already has a position onthe Girls’ Club. It will have to bebrought up before the Student Coun¬cil on Friday. If she is not allowed tostay on the G.A.A. Board, that part ofthe election will have to be run offagain.G.A.A. Hockey Stars More Members Neededto Bolster Squad;Time Trials HeldThe 16 members of the swimmingteam are working steadily in BartlettGym. Under Coach McGillivary’s in¬struction the boys are doing a lot ofdistance work, coupled with a few-endless relays and time trials. I'ormost of the team members, 220 yardsa day is enough swimming. Someneed more; some need less. Howevermany of the boys swim 660 yards ormore.Last Friday the team organized twoendless relays and times on the 40were taken. Bud Nusbaum swam thedistance in 27.8, doing breast stroke.Other times were: Hallett, 22.0;W einer 23.6; DeBruyn 30.3; Schwartz21.5; and Daskal 26.1.Still more members are needed onthe swimming team. W’ith the 16members we now have, we can barelysay that we have a swimming team.W’e need between half a dozen and adozen more men. If injury or sick¬ness takes any of the regular memln'rsout of the meets there will be nosubstitutes to fall back on unless wehave more members. Anyone whowants to swim, and who is in the ‘.Hhgrade or higher may join the swim¬ming team and if g(X)d enough mayparticipate in the meets!This year the swimming team willcompete in the Private School League.Although not allowed in the SouthSuburban League Swimming Meet,our team can schedule dual meets withmembers of this league. Our regularseason will start soon after Thanks-BOTH, NICHOLSON.I Reporter AsksPreferencesINQUIRING REPORTERQUESTION: WHAT DO YOU LIKEBEST ABOUT THE OPPOSITESEX?Barbara Gilfillan: Men (W’oo W’oo)Jimmy Reynolds: The same thingthey like about me.Janice Goodie: Isolationists. (Nowwhat can she mean by that?)Wesley Holland: Their personality.(How original)John Morrison: Their figure. (Butdefinitely)Audry Goldman: Their pretty cars.(Ain’t it the truth)Suzanne Pfaelzer: I’m getting outof here. (’S funny, wonder what she’sscared of?)Edith Magerstadt: The oppositesex.Bill Von Holst: Personality.Earl McCain: The color of the fin¬ger nail polish on their toenails.Nancy Jacobson: I won’t commitmyself.Marilyn Sill: Most everything.Bunny Jaffe: The way they wink.(Oh Oh)Edith Harris: Everything in gen-'eral, and nothing in particular.Evelyn Harrison: Clean finger nails.(You said it)Howie Brown: Their all. (Best)Oliver Hallett: Sincerity.Sue Bohnen: I don’t know. (That’sthe trouble with people nowdays, nooriginality)Searle Berry: That question’s tooembarrassing.Helen Qusinberry: Their ability tomake us females think they’re he meneven if they’re not. (Keep it up,boys)Betty Anderson: Not a darn thing.Jim Boughner: (Yeh man)Bob Frazier: Ah women A-Men.(The question for next week is:What is your hobby?)Official Thanksgiving for theUniversity of Chicago has been de¬clared as November 23. Classes inthe first two years of the Four-Year College will not meet on thatday or on the day following, Fri¬day, November 24. However, stu¬dents who attend regular Univer¬sity classes, such as French 101,Mathematics 101, etc., should notethat these classes regularly meeton the Friday after Thanksgivingunless announcement to the con¬trary is made by the instructor.ZENS L. SMITHAssistant Dean BUTLER and WESTFALL meets will be scheduled this year thanlast.BasketballScheduleDrawn UpThe Private School League hasdrawn up most of its basketballschedule already. With the coopera¬tion of Kyle Anderson, coach of theheavyweight team, and the Murphytwins, co-coaches of the lightweights,the following schedule of meets hasbeen drawn up.U. High vs. Todd, there—Dec. 8U. High vs. Noi’th Park, here—Dec. 18U. High vs.U. High vs.U. High vs.U. High vs.U. High vs.U. High vs.U. High vs. Wheaton, there—Jan. 5Harvard, here—Jan. 12Francis Parker—Jan 12Chicago Latin, there—Feb. 2Concordia, here—Feb. 16Chicago Latin, here—March 2Luther—March 9. IntramuralStandingsThe intramural touchball this yearconsists of four teams, each of whichplays twice a week, after school. Thegames are played at Stagg field. Un¬der the eye of Bill Murphy, they areplayed fairly and squarely.Members of the various teams areas follows: team 1 consists of O’Brien,Keefer, Parmenter, Jameson, Har¬wood, Baughner, and Mugalian; teamII has Lager, Swindle, Nusbaum.Gronert, von Holst, Goodman andFlook; team III is composed of Bay¬ard, Davidson, Weinstein, deBruyn,Kruger, Ellenberg, Himmelblau, andBaker; team IV consists of Lovgren,Fredricks, Radkins, Moore, Anderson,Stringham, Wallens, and Ftazier.Thus far team II leads the league.The standings as of a week ago todayare as follows:Team Won Lost Pet.II 2 1 .666III 1 1 .500IV 1 1 .500I 1 2 .333The schedule of this past week was:Tuesday.. .1 vs. II Thursday IV vs. IWed’day III vs. IV Friday..Ill vs. IIDA WORKSHOPOpening ProductionCLIFFORD ODETS' DRAMATICBOMBSHELLAWAKEand SING ##Tuesday — Wednesday — ThurrdayREYNOLDS CLUB THEATRE25c 8:30 pmTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1939 Page SevenAre Clubs Worth While?Women Give AnswersBy MARIAN CASTLEMANThere is an old saw which floats inthe air around rushing time to theeffect that: “If you are maladjusted a^.lub will adjust you; if you are ad-ji,i;ted a club will improve you.” Ibelieve the club achieves neither ofthese two purposes, the first becauseit will not, the second because it can¬not.A club docs not seek “maladjusted”pledges because it cannot do so andattract “good” rushees. It exists sole-Iv for the apparent benefit of thosewithin its fold, and is not an organi¬zation of social workers, psychiatrists,or Dorothy Dix’s. Of course there aresome clubs whose social level is farless social than others. In such aclub a socially mediocre person mayfind others of the same type and thusbe kept from lonesomoness. Unfor¬tunately. this is the only real endthat a club over achieves.Clubs Can’t HelpIf a woman is socially mediocre noamount of pushing will ever increaseher success in extra-curricular activi¬ties or with fraternity men. And ifshe is exceptional her freshman yearthere is no reason to believe that shewill not remain so without the as¬sistance of a club.It is evident then that a club offersno positive social reward except per¬haps the furthering of friendshipsamong women of the same type, anoperation which a greater percentageof women on campus seem to managewithout the payment of an initiationfee and quarterly dues. As for theother positive end which has oftenbeen claimed by clubs, that of culturaldevelopment, there is no evidence toshow that this is being realized in anyexisting club especially in the hoursspent in .Monday night meetings andweekday luncheons.Narrows .AcquaintanceshipThere is more evidence to show thatin many instances a club has had anegative tendency. A club member islikely to Vk* narrowed not only to ac¬quaintanceship with other club mem¬bers. but to acquaintanceship solelywith members of her own club. Thusa club is a potent force in nullifyingone of the major advantages of goingto a large university, that of gainingfrom the different ranges of experi¬ence of many different people.('lubs and .ActivitiesIn addition, rather than aiding awoman who wishes to become aHWOC, a club often handicaps her bytaking a disproportionate amount of |time from other activities. Except for j•Mirror, election to important positionson campus in recent years has been(|uite separate from club politics, andin .Mirror this year two of the impor¬tant junior positions are held by in¬dependents. It is yet to be provedthat either of these women, or womenlike them would care to increase“prestige" by joining a club.This year’s freshman rusheesshould expect no more from a clubthan a feeling of membership in agroup -- imperfectly constructed onfbmsv values. If they expect morethan this, if they expect glamour, andan easy road to popularity, they willbe disillusioned. If they expect a pret¬ty pin they can pay for it. It mustl*e the symbol of something.I hi i lersi ty P ressI{rleases Th ree^eiv VobtmesThree new books, ticUffiov on the■ \»ieric(tn Frontier—178^i-185(), Vol-unit' II, by William Warren Sweet,Modern Flenientary Theory of Nntn-r.s- by Leonard Eugen Dickson, andModern Viola Technique by Robertwere recently announced by the Uni¬versity of Chicago Press.Ih'. Sweet is Professor of the His¬tory of American Christianity at theUniversity. The third volume in hisJerries “Religion on the AmericanUrnntier” traces the history andfunctions of Congregational churches,niini.sters, and missionaries in thetrans-.Allegheny west from the closeof the Revolution to about 1850.I’rinciples of Numbers TheoryMr. Dickson w’as the Eliakim H.Moore Distinguished Service Profes-■''or of Mathematics at the Universityfoi' a number of years.Modern Viola Technique is a new•''l>|)roach to the acquisition of tech-oioal fundamentals and artistry inviola technique. The author, RobertUolejsi was born in Chicago, .studie<lthe Royal Conservatory in Vienna,"hich awarded him a State Diploma—the second such honor given to anAmerican. By JANET GEIGER andPEG HUTCHINSONWith casual acquaintances predom¬inating on the Chicago campus, clubgirls have a distinct advantage overindependent women, in that they havetheir social life centralized directly oncampus rather than in their old highschool cliques.Certainly in a school which empha¬sizes scholarship there is danger thatthe social side of campus life will bevery low. Women who scream thatthere is no college life on campus are,of course, wrong. College life here isjust as strong as a regular ‘Joe Col¬lege’ school, but it is limited to fewerpeople who are interested in buildingup a large circle of active acquaint¬ances, as well as acquaintances withstudies.Activities LeadersThe fact that club girls are leadersin most activities on campus is notjust an accident, nor is it done only topolitical pull and prestige. Actuallyclub life stimulates interest in theUniversity and its adjunctive organi¬zations. Independent women fre¬quently miss getting in on the groundfloor of activities simply because theyare not in direct contact with themore vital parts of the University.Clubs here differ from big collegesororities becau.se there is no limita¬tion of friendships. Inter-club lunch¬eons and Coffee Shop gabs serve tomake all club girls into one body ra¬ther than into independent warringorganizations.Meeting MenNo one can deny that meeting menis an important factor in any Univer¬sity woman’s life. Club girls are quiteready to admit that they can helpfreshman women meet men and get.them started in the social life on cam¬pus.Compared with any other collegeinstitution which is based on this.same social idea, the clubs here areless expensive and easily as effectiveas any of these feminine weapons. Acollege woman’s entire life is bound tobe well correlated when she is in aclub. No one phase of collegiate exist¬ence receives over-emphasis, yet allreceive some degree of attention andinterest. The typical college girl is us¬ually a club girl, the typical club girlis always a well balanced college girl.Smithy Kuh ElectedOfficers of CouncilICompletely uncertain as to theirfuture plans, newly electtxl freshmancouncil chairman Robert EllsworthSmith and secretary treasurer BetsyKuh had nothing more important toannounce after their election yester¬day at the first meeting of the ninecouncil members than that therewould be a constitutional gatheringnext Tuesday in Reynolds club.They spoke of having either Pro¬fessor Joseph Sewab or Dean LeonP. Smith as their advisor. Schwabacted in that capacity last year.Skull and Crescent has enlisted theCouncil to help to prepare the bon¬fire before the Homecoming <iance.Miss Kuh is the sister of MargeKuh, dynamo of senior women activi¬ties. Smith, who traveled all the wayfrom New Haven, Connecticut with¬out being induced by a scholarship,is a (juite serious youth with aspira¬tions to emulate last year’s class or¬ganization.Accurate and RapidLens DuplicationsAND FRAMES REPAffiEDYOUR PRESCRIPTION FILLEDNELSON OPTICALCOMPANYDR. NELS R. NELSONOptometrist 30 Years in Same Location1138 East 63rd St.AT UNIVERSITY AVENUEHYDE PARK 5352 France WouldWelcome U. S.Aid — Leites tion was never requisitioned to thesame degree as has apparently hap¬pened in Germany. At the heights ofthe troop movements, train facilitiesfor civilians, though cramped, werealways available.German propaganda is as yet hav¬ing no noticeable effect in causing any cleavage between France andEngland, said Dr. Leites. French¬men of the older generation are re¬membering with some amusement thecorresponding German “schemes” dur¬ing the first world war, such as theallegation that English would retainCalais for themselves.(Continued from page one)with further aggression and they areaccepting it stoically.”Dr. Leites called this the “firstmajor war without war psychology.”The dominant feeling towards war isone of profound revulsion; people canonly barely bring themselves to usethe word. Observing the French com¬mon people during the first week ofthe war, one could hardly fail to seethat it came as a personal tragedyto almost all of them. The Frenchalmost unanimously seem to believethat if they do not fight they andmost of Europe will inevitably besubjected to the vassal position of theCzechs today.Distrust Hitler“There is no hate of the Germans,especially among workers and peas¬ants, that I could find. But there isno credence given to any promisesHitler may make. The French pressrarely supresses Hitler’s messages.The papers usually print them in fullbut put alongside Hitler’s contradic¬tory statements from Mein Kamf andother of his statements.“There is no illusion in Franceabout the fact that this will be ahard war. As the French line ofaction is taken to be inevitable, thereis comparatively little thought givento attempting to foresee the outcomeor to calculate the cost. French peopleseem to be too keenly aware of theterrible realities behind the technicalterms of the military communiquesto indulge in much ‘Monday Quarter-backing.’Stakes Are High“In Hitler’s allusions to ‘horribleweapons’ yet to be unleashed, theaverage Frenchman has a suspicionhe is bluffing. If there is any expecta¬tion this will have any effect onFrance, this miscalculates Frenchpsychology.“The stake, from the French stand¬point, is too high to permit easy.scaring. The same thing will be true,I think, if thei^e are even seriousmilitary reverses in the near future.The solidarity of the nation in itswar purpose could only be affectedwith difficulty.”France’s material position, said Dr.Leites, appears to be excellent. Therewere no food re.strictions and the na-SONOTONE 66 E. VAN BURENNOON TO MIDNITETODAY! 25c to 2 P. M.A GREAT PLAY . . .AN EVEN GREATER MOVIE"MIRELE EFROS"English DialoKue TitlesThe Unforirettahle Jewish Film ofJacob Gordin’s ClassicWith BERTA GERSTEN andAN OUTSTANDING JEWISH CASTHANLEY#S ★$1.16Never Bought aBetter Time★FIRSTU. of C.COLLEGENIGHTTONIGHT★MARINEDINING ROOMEDGEWATEBBEACH HOTEL★BILLB ARDOand His Orchestra★ProfessionalFLOOR SHOW★CoUege SHOWFEATURING UNIVERSITY OFCHICAGO STUDENTENTERTAINERSCut Rate TicketsGet Them at Press Buildingor Daily Maroon OfficeCHUCK APLEYM. C..■ fPage Eight THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1939THE DAILY MAROON SPORTSIMSide Glancesby CHET HANDPreliminaries in the fraternity division of the intramural touchball arejust about over with very few upsets—the same houses who usually dom¬inate the I-M horizon are again show¬ing their heads above the commonmuck. As usual A.D. Phi has a strongteam (to put it mildly) and other re¬liable aggregations such as the Dekes,Psi Us, Phi Belts, and Phi Psis aredefinitely in the running. Phi GammaDelta, who rules the Beta league,must also be reckoned with.Incredible as it may seem the PsiU’s and Alpha Belts are tops in the“B” league with little opposition fromanyone else. And while we’re on the“B” league—why don’t the Psi Uspromote “Dink” McLellan to their“A” squad? The guy hAs been about90 percent of the “B” ’s offense andheaven knows the “A” ’s can use him. Maroon Team Bows toVirginia Tomorrow (?)31 Men Make Trip toCharlottesville; Hopefor Best.Despite the fact that they havefound plenty to worry about on theirStagg field this season, 31 membersof the University of Chicago footballteam began a 600 mile journey insearch of more trouble yesterday. Inthe only Maroon road game of theyear, Chicago meets Virginia tomor¬row in Scott Stadium at Charlottes¬ville.Individual stars have been numer¬ous. “Cad” Arrandell, Alpha Belttransfer from Brown, has been poi¬son to opposing team’s pass defense,unleashing accurate heaves on thedead run—which isn’t Bush Leaguestuff. Carl Stanley’s terrific speed andgeneral alertness also add to A.D.Phi’i! power.Bev “don’t call me Beverly” Wilcox,Phi Belt transfer (and football let-terman) from Virginia has added im¬measurably to the Phi’s attack. Hissmooth play afield, color, and generalunpredictability would be an asset toany team. Art Lopatka and A1 Riderhave more than done their part forthe Phi Gams. Lopatka, who pitchesfor Kyle Anderson in the off-touchballseason, has starred principally inpassing to his brothers for the top-heavy scores they have been turningin. Rider’s pass catching and runningare an important supplement to Lo-patka’s work.“Speed to spare” typifies WallyBeatty, the Phi Psi’s nimble touchbal-ler. Time and again his runs have setup or counted for important victo¬ries for Phi Kappa Psi,Drawing for opponents in the play¬offs will be held this afternoon. Eightteams, first and second place squadsfrom each of the four leagues, will bein the playoffs next week.Although Alpha Delta Phi loomslarge on the prediction slate no dog¬matic seer would go out on a limb.Phi Gamma Delta is unpredictable andany team such as the Dekes, PhiBelts, Psi Us, or Phi Psis might riseto the championship position.Facuity MemberCoaches ChieagoRugby TeamDr. Theodore WalshTakes Time Off to TeachNew Sport.Doctors are noted for being busierthan most other people. But Englishdoctors are different, for the Britishcan always find time for two things—their tea and their games, especiallygames like cricket and rugby. Dr.Theodore Walsh of the University’sdepartment of surgery, is English, aproduct of Cambridge University andits varsity rugby team. Small wonderthen that he coaches the Chicago rug¬by team and announces its games.The ritual of tea drinking has longbeen popular in these United States,but only till recently has rugby kickedits way into football-conscious Amer¬ica. Of course, there is nothing com¬plex about how to drink tea, butrugby is different. No one can go outand start to play it, if he only under¬stands football. So a specialist, likeDr. Walsh had to be called in to diag¬nose its peculiarities to eager but ig¬norant would-be rugby players. Foot¬ball men, like Jay Berwanger, arefond of rugby, for it can be playedfor more years than football. It’sleps strenuous and men aren’t maimed—well, not as badly—as they are infootball, according to Dr. Walsh. The Maroon traveling squad left the63rd Street I. C. station on the BigFour, changed to the Chesapeake andOhio at Cincinnati last night, and ar¬rived at Charlottesville Friday morn¬ing. Practice is slated for this after¬noon, and the game begins at 2:30(Eastern Standard Time) Saturday.First GameChicago’s meeting with Virginiais the first in the history of the twoinstitutions and is the first half of ahome-and-home series with the Cava¬liers. On the basis of this year’srecord, despite rumblings of a height¬ened belligerence on the part of Ma¬roon players, Chicago is not expectedto beat the Cavaliers, who have wonthree games and lost two this season.Virginia has vanquished Hampton-Sidney 26 to 0, Maryland 12 to 7, andWilliam and Mary 26 to 6, losing re¬spectably to Navy, 14 to 12, and V. M.I., 16 to 13. Chicago’s sole victory isover Wabash, 12 to 2; the defeatshave been at the hands of Beloit, 6to 0; Harvard, 61 to 0; and Michigan,85 to 0.18 Letter menCo-captains Jim Gillette and HarryMcClaugherty head a list of 18 letter-men at the disposal of Virginia’sCoach Frank Murray, former Mar¬quette University (Milwaukee)coach. Gillette, a capable passer, hasmade the Cavaliers’ air attack prob¬ably the best Chicago has faced thisyear. McClaugherty is a hard hittingball carrier and an able defensiveback.Other lettermen in the backfield in¬clude Mosby Cardozo, quarterback,and speedy Walter Smith. Leroy Neustedter, a 190 pound fullback, isregarded as the outstanding Virginiasophomore back.Maroons (?)Coach Clark Shaughnessy’s start¬ing lineup will be stronger potentiallythan any he has used so far this year.But the fact that it is pieced togetherfrom late arrivals, players not out forfootball last year, plus a scatteringof developing sophomores may makeit less effective than it will be whenthe new combinations are more ac¬customed to working together.The backfield load will be carriedprimarily by Co-captain John Daven¬port, Lou Letts, a capable passer; BobHoward, a converted lineman who hasline-bucking talent; quarterback “Doc”Jampolis; and Co-captain Bob Wa-sem, switched from end. Wasem, agood pass receiver, also is a runningback. Wallace Ottomeyer, a fullbackwho reported late but has shown somepassing ability, and Bob A. Miller, asophomore, are also certain to get inthe game.Betas, Phi GamsPlay Overtime GameDespite three overtime periods thegame between the Betas and PhiGamma Delta ended in a scorelesstie. The Phi Gam’s highly toutedoffense failed to materialize as theBeta’s “cripples” plus Bob Merriamkilled Phi Gam Art Lopatka’s pass¬ing threats.The Delta Upsilon—Phi Sigmaclash turned into a hot stretch battlewith DU getting the nod to the tuneof a 7-6 tally. Larry Cohen, a newaddition to the Phi Sigs, scored histeam’s only touchdown midway in thesecond half. The DU’s, on their met¬tle, did not fail to deliver, with Mc¬Clure scoring a few moments later.Wilson made the winning extra point.Straetz and George “Killer” Rinderplayed a bang-up game for Delta Uwhile Cohen and Will “Hairpin” Hal-perin shone for the Phi Sigs.Both independent games of the daywere won by forfeits—Burton “600”over Judson “400” and Chicago Theo¬logical Seminary over the QuadrangleClub.CARSON'S ACCESSORY SHOP. 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Goes With Team 1-31 ijamcs4:00 Aristotelians vs. Snell HallField IIISidelight to GameElucational aspects of the Univer-sity of Chicago football team’s tripto meet Virginia at Charlottesvilleinclude trips to nearby historic spotsincluding the ancestral homes ofGeorge W’ashington, Thomas Jeffer¬son, and James Monroe; Arlingtoncemetery and the grave of the un-known at Arlington; Alexandria, Va.and Washington, D. C.4 MONTH INTENSIVE COURSEFOR COUEGB STUDENTS AND GRADUATESA thorough, mtensive, stenographic course ~starting January 1. April I, July 1, October!Interesting Booklet sent free, without obligatum— write or phone. No so tin tors employedmoserBUSINESS COLLEGERAUL MOSER, J.D« RH.I.Dave WiedemannHooray for Shag!Only a moment before the Ma¬roon team boarded the train forVirginia. Coach Clark Shaughnessyreached into his pocket and pulledout enough money to enable in¬jured Dave Wiedemann to hurried¬ly buy a ticket and a toothbrushand to hop on the train with therest of his teammates.W’iedemann, who was injured amonth ago and who was complete¬ly overcome by his sudden goodfortune, had driven several of th(players to the station and was oneof the seven students who hadformed a cheering section for theSquad.He walked with the aid ofcrutches for several days after hisinjury and still show traces of alimp in his stride. Re^larJJourses for Beginners, open to Highhoot Graduates only, start first Mondayof each month. Advanced Courses startany Monday. Day and Evening. EveningCourses open to men.,16 S. 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