mttMsiiv iHanKinVol. 40, No. 17 Z-149 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1939 Price Three Cents! BullSession* * * IBy ITHIEL POOL I(This is the first of tu'o Bull Ses¬sions expanding the Trotskyite jwsi-iion on the current world situation.The second will be printed in tomor¬row's Maroon.)“I told you so,” is never fun to hear,when after beinjf cocksure we findwe have made a mistake, but in therealm of politics there is no othertest than predictive accuracy. Sowith apologies to none, w'e lay asideI>ale Carnegie and cry out our rec-01(1 for the world to hear.Our basic prediction and the onefrom which the rest flow is that cap¬italism is bankrupt and declining, andthat the only solution is Socialism.P'rom the first half of this followsonly death and destruction, from itfollow only pessimistic conclusionstill the Socialist revolution..And .so we of the Fourth Interna¬tional cannot be exactly joyous overthe fulfillment of some of our jjroph-ecies. When ten years ago theworld depression .set in it was al¬ready obvious that the second WorldWar was on its way. The depressionmeant it had become impossible tomake profits, and for the capitalistcla.ss there’s only one remedy for thatdi.sease: cut down wages. The effi¬ciency exiKTts had already combedevery possibility for economy; therewas only one reducible factor, wages.And in a large empire, significantwage cutting and the large.st i)rofit.scome from the colonies, with theirmillions and millions of defencelesssubjects. But all the big countriesneeded such victims if they were tosave the necks of the big industrial¬ists, and only some of the countrieshad them. And so there had to be awar in which the ones without wouldattempt to take from the ones with.•And so we predicted there wouldbe a war. In fact at the last studentstrike we announced to all presentour belief that this year would findus in the midst of war. .And now weare not surpri.sed, neither are wehappy. .As a result of the above anal¬ysis, we are not the lea.-it bit inter¬ested in fighting in this war, andnever were. I guess you remembt'r theCommunist “I*eace” meeting of lastApril, when a war to save the “de¬mocracies” was the only hope of theworld. Today they have changedtheir minds. They can’t help that;Joe double-crossed them and signed upwith Hitler. VV’e i)redicted that too;and we were right; but we are nothai)py about that either. Stalin, un¬fortunately, is worried about Stalin’swarm berth in the Kremlin, and notabout the dying millions. What wasthe greatest threat to his comfortable|)o.sition? Why, Hitler, of course; andso he came to terms with Hitler. Thewar was precipitated—Stalin had un¬collectivized his little brain-child, col¬lective security. The Communistparties all over Europe were wij)edout and their members arrested; but.Stalin is, for a while at least, intactin his power.We now venture to make a pre¬diction for the future. The UnitedStates will be involved in the war—as an actual participant, probablywithin a year. Roosevelt has notbuilt up our amaments, raised spyscares, cut the W.P.A. and attackedthe dictators for nothing. When wefinish lending billions to England andFrance to fight with, (and we will de¬spite “cash and carry”) it would beawfully foolish to risk losing all hopeof repayment, and so we will have togo in to help the allies win.The Fourth International is morethan a group of exi)ert politicalanalysts and predictors. It is afighting organization. For what’.' Forthe masses who do the dying and whohave not one other champion in the(('ontinued on page two)Peterson, JacobsDebate Soviet PolicyJim Peterson, president of the Com¬munist Club, and Joshua Jacobs will<lebate on the topic, “Resolved: ThatRussia’s Policy is Promoting Peace”at today’s regular Student Forummeeting in Lexington at 4. Every¬one is invited by the forum to par¬ticipate in the discussion of the topicafter the debate. At next Wednes¬day’s regular meeting, the memberswill discuss radio technique. FreshmanPlaysLead in DA’s^NightMustFall ’Performances of Mur-rah, Ahlquist Make Old-timers Look to Laurels.Two newcomers in DA’s Night MustFall are threatening to steal theshow, not without protest, from I).Aoldtimers. With Charles Murrah, thefreshman wdth a Welsh accent, inthe lead and with a major supportrole in the hands of Ruth Ahlquistsuch established stars as Betty AnnEvans and Marian Castleman are wor¬ried.Murrah is a tall rather shy fellowwith an uncanny sense of timing. Therole of Danny, the Freudian killer, hasoffered him a meaty part, and if heplays nothing else it should make hima name as an actor on campus. Theother newcomer, Ruth Alhquist, is avibrant personality. Chosen as abeauty contestiint. Miss Alhquist livesup to her reputation. She puts a lotof spirit into her small part andthreatens to overshadow other play¬ers. DA prophets expect her to takeone of the three feminine parts inthe VV’orkshop production of UncleVanya.Castleman Gets TypedMarian Castleman, in a part similarto that of Annabelle, in the ('at andthe Canary, is in the unfortunate po¬sition of getting typed. This is true ina lesser sen.se of Betty Ann Evans,but both parts require a good deal ofindividual interpretation. This is thefirst time that Miss Castleman andMiss Evans, DA’s two feminine leadshave ever acted in the same play.Miss Evans launched her career inO’Hara’s S.S. Tenacity, Miss Castle¬man was her understudy. Each hashas a leading role. Miss Evans asMrs. Alving in (ihosts, and MissCastleman in the rejuvenated fresh¬man week ('at and Canary.For this performance DA priceshave been slashed. Forty cents is thetop price and none of the seats arereserved. The two performances arescheduled for Friday and Saturday at8:30 in Mandeli Hall.Peace CouncilHears Harper onSoviet Policy“Soviet Policy in European Crisis”will be the subject of lecture by Sam¬uel N. Harper, Professor of Russianlanguage and institutions at the Uni¬versity. Sponsored by the PeaceCouncil the' meeting, which will beopen to all, will be held tomorrow inSocial Science 122 at 3:30. The ad¬dress will be followed by a generaldiscussion period at which time ques¬tions can be asked.A world famous authority on Rus¬sia, Harper, has become increasinglymore interested in Russian Politicssince the revolution. Thoroughly ac¬quainted with the language, the coun¬try, and the peoples, his opinions havebeen highly valued because of his vastknowledge of things, Russian.A general meeting of all organiza¬tions who wish to participate in thePeace Council for the coming yearwill be held next Wednesday, Novem¬ber 1. The meeting will be held at3:30 and the place of the meeting willbe announced later. A delegate of allorganizations now represented and allorganizations interested in participat¬ing are invited to attend. Any groupregistered in the Dean’s office is in¬vited to send a representative. Po¬litical groups, religious groups, fra¬ternities, clubs, dorms, and all otherorganizations are welcome. Decisionsmade by the Peace Council are notbinding on the members.The purpose of the organization willbe thoroughly explained on Wednes¬day. Also on the agenda will be a dis¬cussion of the policy for the comingquarter. Such items as the comingpeace conference, the bi-weekly pro¬gram of discussions, and committeeswill be appointed. A secretary andthree members of the executive coun¬cil will be elected at this meeting. Polls Open Today For Electionof Sun Valley RepresentativesWILL THEY GO ... ?Henrietta Mahon Peggy FlynnEsoteric and Wyvern thought students would like to see their candidatesfor Most Representative Woman so they presented the Maroon with thesecuts.German Invasion of HollandInvolves Monroe Doctrine -Rippy“Should Hitler cut a 3()-mile swaththrough Holland the United Stateswill face defense of the Monroe Doc¬trine in the Caribbean where Hol¬land has two strategic possessions,Curacao and Dutch Guinea,” reportsJ. Fred Rippy, professor of Ameri¬can Hi.story and authority on South•American affairs. Ripi^y recentlypublished a book through the Uni¬versity of Chicago Press entitled“Americ.a and the Strife of Europe”in which he defends the thesis thatAmericans, since 1776, have stood ona platform of isolation, but they havestood there beseiged by ideals, illu¬sions, and national interests.”According to Rippy, if Hitler’sforces begin to prevail, and if westeadfastly refuse to engage in warin Europe at any cost, we will be in¬volved in war in the Western Hemis¬phere through the Monroe Doctrine.“And,” Rippy claims, “there is noCongrc'ssman or important newspaperthat has ever seriously considered re¬pudiation of this Doctrine.“Moreover, there is in the MonroeDoctrine a clause which forbids thetransfer of possessions even shouldthe mother country be under the con¬trol of a foreign power.” Thus, al¬though Holland might be captured,her colonies must remain Dutch ifthere is to be no United States in¬tervention. But besides the Dutchpossessions there are thirteen Englishcolonies and three French, all occupy¬ing extremely important strategicposistions, especially in defense of thePanama Canal. These, too, mayeventually be affected by Hitler’s on¬slaught. In addition, there are twentyYWCA SponsorsHalloive^en LunchIn Ida NoyesGoblins and ghosts will invade thesecond floor of Ida Noyes tomorrowwhen the YWCA will sponsor a Hal¬lowe’en luncheon to be served from11:30 to 1:00. The menu will consistof meat pie with a biscuit crust, Hal¬lowe’en fruit salad in true goblinstyle, peas, pumpkin pie with whippedcream, and coffee and tea.Pumpkins, jack-o’-lanterns, and fallleaves will reign in profusion. Al¬though the traditional cornstalks willbe missing because of the protestsfrom those in authority at Ida Noyes,Y officials are convinced that theywill not be missed. Tickets for theluncheon will sell for 35c and may beobtained from all first cabinet andcollege cabinet members, and alsofrom the Y office in Ida Noyes. Anygroup of students desiring to reservea table should make their reservationsat the Y office before 5 today.Eloise Proctor has charge of theluncheon, with Mary Garden Sloanlooking after Foods, LaVerne Tessresponsible for Service, Beverly Wardfor Decorations, Nella Griffin forTables, Helen Zornow for Cleanup,and Marjorie Brown for Publicity. independent republics :n South Amer¬ica whose status might be endanger¬ed by the results of the EuropeanWar.Cooperation With South AmericaBut the other side of the pictureis perhaps more promising. Pros¬pects for cooperation of the SouthAmerican republics with the Unit¬ed States are excellent, for theyare eijually devoted to their indepen¬dence. “They are tied to the UnitedStates by a common ideology andeconomic interdependence as well asdevotion to their own feedom,” Rippybelieves. In reply to those who say(Continued on page two)44 FreshmenPetition ForCouncil PostsYearling politicians, 44 of them,took out petitions yesterday to col¬lect the 25 signatures needed to au¬thorize candidates for the nine coun¬cil positions the freshman class hasdecided will govern their class.The petitions will be handed inThursday and the successful petition-eers announced Friday in the Maroon.Unlike last year when 50 unduplicatednames were necessary to put candi¬dates up for the president, vice pres¬ident, and secretary-treasurer offices,any first year student may sign ninepetitions.The frosh decided last week to pro¬ceed with class organization on thelines of a council numbering nine tobe headed by a chairman chosen fromtheir number.Those nine candidates receiving th‘ehighest totals in the elections nextTuesday automatically take office.Names of the candidates will appearon a general ballot with no party dif¬ferentiation.First proposition to confront thenew class organization will be theconstruction of a constitution. Theone point on which all frosh haveagreed is the inclusion of powers ofreferendum.Those who are petitioning are: JackRagle, Wendzel Ruml, Mary Lu Price,Sally Adams, Bob Stierer, CallistaFryar, Janet Wagner, Bettsy Kuh,Leo Lichtenberg, Glidden Hirman,Paul Jones, Robert E. Smith, KayChittenden, Sarah Jane Peters, Ros¬alie Phillips, Catherine Colnon, Mar¬ian McCarthy, Mary Asborne, GeorgeBall, John Liggitt, William Self, Da¬vid Durka, Dick Reed, Bob Lav/son,Doris Alt, Eileen Murphy, TrumanDahlberg, Paulene Shurd, MonroeFein, Dick Stout, Reed Whipple,Faith Johnson, Bradley Petterson,Don Connor, Leonard Shane, TobeyMuskin, Joan Augutus, Robert Tod(i,David Petty, Joan Duncan, KennyAxelson, Keneinth Dushkin, CharlesBoyd, George Drake, Janet Peacock,Shirley Smith, and Milton Jay Smith. Students Cast Ballots toDetermine Most Repre¬sentative Man, Woman.Who goes to Sun Valley? Studentswill answer the Daily Maroon’s insis¬tent question today when they beginto vote to elect the man and womanwhom they consider to be the MostRepresentative of students at theUniversity. Ballots may be obtainedat tables in Cobb and Mandel from 10to 12 to 3:30 today, tomorrow, andFriday. Results will be announcedTuesday in the Maroon. Not a beautycontest—though some of the entrantsare beautiful, not a popularity poll—though most of the entrants are pop¬ular, the Maroon asks the Universityto name the man and woman whomthey consider to be the Most Repi-e-sentative of the unique educational,social, cultural, and athletic oppor¬tunities offered at the University.The man and woman elected will bepacked off to Sun Valley, Idaho, newall-year outdoor playground of Amer¬ica, for a Christmas vacation.Seventeen on BallotTo the 16 original names whichwere to appear on the ballot (thoughthere will be a spot for “write-in”candidates) has been added the nameof Doris Alt, Pulse’s freshman beautyqueen. Beecher Hall and Chi RhoSigma are backing Betty Caldwell.Peggy Flynn is being promoted byWyvern to the extent of a picturein the Maroon today, and a descrip¬tion of her as the “girl with the mil¬lion dollar smile.” Janet Geiger, presi¬dent of the Inter-Club council and ofSigma is perfectly willing to go toSun Valley, preferably with ChuckPfeiffer, Head Marshal, Psi U, andReynolds Club Council member.Mortar Board nominates ClarabelleGrossman, ex-secretary of the Fresh¬man class. Thelma Iselman, presi¬dent of Federation, Kelly residentfrom Indiana is also backed by DeltaSigma, her club. Henrietta Mahon,Esoteric, DA member, and PosterHall resident, has the assistance ofKatie Cameron who is her campaignmanager. Quadrangler has nominatedJean Phillips for the post as MostRepresentative Woman.Representative ManFor the Man, the Alpha Delts havenominated John Davenport, swift¬footed co-captain of the Maroon grid-men; Pi Lams have named baseball¬playing Jerry Abelson as their candi¬date; and the Dekes have put up JimAnderson, swimming captain. ArtLoewy is a curly headed medical stu¬dent backed by ZBT; Bill Macy,“quiet, refined, handsome” Phi Psi, amember of the IM Council, has JoeMolkup working for him; while Gor¬don Murray, Phi Delt candidate fromthe business school is being pushedby Johnny Bex. Chuck Pfeiffer hasalready been mentioned. Mel Rosen-feld of Blackfriars and the StudentSocial Committee has Phi Sig behindhim, and Dick Trowbridge, BusinessSchool Senior, was nominated by DU.Each Mai’oon subscriber gets twovotes, and each salesman gets twovotes for each subscription he sells.Iron Mask NamesEi^ht HomecomingQueen CandidatesB( ing very secretive in a “we knowsomething that you don’t know” man¬ner, the Iron Mask boys have let itdrop around campus that the pul¬chritudinous candidates for the Home¬coming beauty queen title are namedand being prepared for the electionwhich will be held the week preced¬ing the Ohio State game.They have determined to keep theirlittle chums’ names quiet until tomor¬row. When they are made knownthe various classes will throw whatpolitical weight they possess behindthe two girls representing their class.Also to be dragged into the fray ofnecessity will be the various girls’clubs. The prestige derived from abeauty queen at this time of the yearwhen rushing is approaching a cli¬max would valuable as a point ofglamour.The queen will be crowned at theIron Mask dance F’riday night, No¬vember 10. All the girls will be pre¬sented between halves of the game.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1939©aily^^arooxiFOUNDED IN 1901MEMBER ASSOCIATED COLLEGIATEPRESSTb« Daily Maroon is the official studentnewspaper of the University of Chicaso,published morninKS except Saturday, Sun¬day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, 5831 University avenue.Telephones: Hyde Park 9221 and 9222.A'ter 6 ;30 phone in stories to ourprinters. The Chief Printing Company,148 West 62nd street. Telephone Went¬worth 6123.The University of Chicago assumes noresponsibility for any statements appear¬ing in The Daily Maroon or for any con¬tract entered into by The Daily Maroon.T^e Daily Maroon expressly reservesthe rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper. Subscriptionrates: $3 a year; $4 by mail. Singlecopies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.SEPRESINTED FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISINa BVNational Advertising Service, Inc.College Publishers Representative420 Madison Ave. New York, N. Y.Chicago ' Bostor ' Loi Ahgilis - San FranciscoBoard of ControlRUTH BRODYHARRY CORNELIUSWILLIAM H. GRODYDAVID MARTIN. ChairmanALICE MEYERBusinessHARRY TOPPING. Business Mgr.ROLAND 1. RICHMAN, .Advertising Mgr.EDITORIAL ASSOCIATESMarion Gerson. William Hankla, Pearl C.Rubins, John Stevens, Hart Wurzburg,Marian Castleman, Ernest LeiserNight Editor: Ernest LeiserAssistant: John PatrickPast and FutureThe more good things a uni¬versity has the better it is. Itshould have as many goodthings as it can afford. In theeyes of the American public afootball team is a good thingfor any self respecting univer¬sity to have. And this countryhas long been a democracy.Because democracy has sur¬vived here so long it is a safebet that American public opin¬ion is fairly enlightened. Someof it in fact is so enlightened asto come from graduates of theUniversity of Chicago. Theyused to go here in the old dayswhen Chicago was a good schoolwith a good football team; theydon’t like the things the news¬papers have been saying latelyabout their Alma Mater.As intelligent citizens thesegraduates realize how vital it isto the preservation of Americansociety that schools remain pri¬marily educational institutions;as graduates of the Universityof Chicago they take specialpride in the fact that theirschool is famous all over theworld as a place where intellec¬tual pursuits can be carried onfor their own sake. They knowthat rational activity is the onlyreal justification for a univer¬sity’s existence and that anyother incidental occupations theschool may engage in are nolonger good things if they arecarried on at the expense of theessential rational activity.But our alumni still have theperfectly understandable desireto watch a good football gamehere. They see no necessary an¬tithesis between sports and edu¬cation. If students at the Uni¬versity still have time to pro¬duce publications, turn outtheatrical efforts, engage incampus political activities, playbasketball, tennis, and waterpolo quite well, and carry onnumerous other activities ofmore or less doubtful education¬al value without destroying theschool’s intellectual greatnessthen there seems to be no logicalreason why in the nature ofthings it should be forever im¬possible for students to supporta good football team also. Withthis cheerful theory and the ■hope that within a few years iChicago can again have a bet¬ter team many of the alumniare trying to attract athletical¬ly inclined young men who haveno objections to mixing good jeducation with their fun. Thisyear’s freshman team may bean indication that the alumni ;have gotten off to a good startin their work. jStudents appreciate what thealumni are trying to do. Theytoo would like to see a goodfootball game here. But right now the spectacles which havebeen occurring on our field thelast few Saturday afternoonsare sorry things and painful tobehold. They are not goodthings for anyone concerned—for the spectators, the partici¬pants, or for the University’sreputation. As long as what iscalled football goes on in thisway, students won’t think itdeserves even the title of sport,nor will they be very enthusias¬tic about supporting their team.Many of them already feel thesituation is so unnecessarily badthat football should be abolishedhere entirely. But if these peo¬ple could be convinced it is notimpossible that better daysmight lie ahead they might bemore patient.There will be four moregames this year. For the pres¬ent it seems that all we can dois urge that the alumni andStudent Publicity Board carryon their work of reminding in¬telligent athletes that the Uni¬versity is a fine place to cometo; urge that future schedules belightened as much as Big Tenrules permit; and settle back inthe hope that our freshmanteam fulfills its promise andthat God will be merciful. Letters to theEditorBy DICK HIMMELHow to Write a ColumnThere are two ways to write a col¬umn. One is to write a p^ood one. Theother a safe one. The obvious w'ay isto mention no names at all, or if theremust be names, items should real likethis— What was Victoria Finkelfarbdoing with whom, when and why?This is innocent enough in itself, butif the item read— What was VictoriaFinkelfarb doing with Tyrone Gold-farb, when, where, and why— then ofcourse there are immediately impli¬cations and Tyrone Goldfarb willcome over and promptly break yourneck. These two methods are of coursemuch to easy and you tell yourselfthis.The next step is to write about peo-l)le who have done nice things, andyou pleasantly announce the engage¬ment of Harriet Paine and CharlesHahn. Then you think, “what else doI know that's nice?” and right awayyou’re stuck. So then you say, “Oh,hell, I guess I’ll be a terror and slipa few not so nice things in. Like—has anyone ever noticed that Bud .\r-quilia is much prettier than his beau¬ty queen girl friend. Doris Alt?—”♦ * *“What the hell as long as I have towrite something I might as well domy.self some good. I guess I’ll say.lackie Cross has my pin, then maybeit will stick, only it’s not likely..Johnny I’atrick is having the sametrouble, maybe I can give him a hand.I suppose I better leave it as a lastresort.”“What about DA and Night MustFall. There ought to be a story there.I can say Ruth Ahlquist is goodlook-.ing and has a bright DA future, butthen there’s nothing lascivious aboutthat. Oh, Louis Welch, there’s plentyla.scivious about that. I can’t printthat. Polly Kivlan will get sore.”By this time, future columnists,you’re plenty sore and start thinkingof people who are no bigger than you,to give the double cross. Women. Theyare not bigger than you except Rex-strew and then she’s in reaching dis¬tance.” Oh, the Tri-P. Give them theDouble X. Hell, I don’t remember allthe details; some girls are having funabout illegitimates and things. Found¬ers are Marian Castleman and RuthieWehlan, Kind of sordid, isn’t it? May¬be I’ll forget it. Besides there are twoof them and they might have afriend.”Of course you can always speculate.Some of the best people speculate.You can’t say that Carolyn Wheeler isa cinch for the Homecoming crown,because somebody said it yesterday.If you talk about likely queens you’rebound to mention all the best peoplelike Punky Johnson, Mike Rathje, theLydings, Clarabelle Grossman, or anyother slinkers. But you’re liable to bewrong, and if your father is a Re¬publican you just can’t be wrong.B B «By this time, you’re really vicious.“How about drunks. Ah, yes there’sErnest Leiser, Peter Briggs, Ed Gil¬bert, P. C. Rubins, Enid Baskin, butthen there’s me too. Don’t lead with Board of Control,Daily Maroon:In talking of the proposed freshmanorganization, nine of us found that wehad much the same views as to whatthe freshman council should attemptto do in order to benefit both the classand the University. Accordingly, wedecided to formulate a slate, the in¬tention of whose members will be toaccomplish as many of the points oftheir platform as possible. We dis¬claim any “party” appellation; we arcnot a political party, nor do we wishto see party politics injected into theforthcoming election. We nine merelyhave common ideas and ideals.We believe that we are as repre¬sentative a group as could be chosenfrom such a heterogeneous mess..Among us are students from res¬idence halls, commuters living athome, .scholarship and non-.scholar-ship students, athletes and non-ath¬letes, some who are working their waythrough school and some who are not.If elected, we will all strive for thefollowing objectives:(1) The freshman council should bea coordinating body rather than aruling one. Most of the freshmenhave been leaders in their respectivehigh schools, and the great need,therefore, is not for a group of stu¬dents to impose their views arbitra¬rily, but rather to incorporate themany diverse views of the class into alogical, coherent whole.(2) The freshman class should beas independent of the upper classes aspossible. Our class is as capable of in¬dependent thought and action as isany other, and we believe that thisindependence should be zealously pro¬tected.(3) An attempt should bo made tosponsor an all-freshman party. Thisparty should be held as soon as pos¬sible. Dean Smith has been consultedas to the feasibility of this function,and is in favor of it.(4) Exchange days with otherschools should be continued, and, ifpossible, their scope enlarged.(5) The board should act as a liai¬son agent between the freshman classand the college administration to ex¬plain some of the latter’s more con¬troversial policies.Signed; Bob LawsonBob Smith Faith L. JohnsonKay Chittenden Richard C. ReedCalista Fryar Dave DurkeeBob Dodd Janet WagnerToday on theQuadranglesPublic Lecture. (Law School). “So¬cial Problems and Legal Adjustmentsin Sixth and Fifth Century Athens.”David Grene. Law North, 3:30.Zoology ('lub. Zoology 14, 4:30p.m. “Some Problems in the Mechan¬ics of Cell Division.” Dr. Wasserman.Public Lecture (Downtown). “TheLegislative Way, Legislative Prob¬lems.” Professor T. V, Smith, Art In¬stitute 6:45 p.m.Public Lecture (Downtown). “Bi¬ologists Look at Man and Man’s In¬vertebrate Ancestors “Associate Pro¬fessor Krogman. Art Institute, 8:00p.m.WA.\ Dunes Party has been post¬poned from Saturday, October 28 un¬til a later date.Beauty Queens. Please be whereyou know where at 4 p.m. J.P.J.Telescope ContestThe telescope at Ryerson, possess¬ing new photographic equipment, willbe open to the public from 7 to 9this evening. Prizes which will b:*iudged by Dr. Thornton Page, Dr.Walter Bartky, and Dr. Otto Struveof Yerkes Observatory will be offer¬ed to students taking the best pic¬tures with it. Hours for taking photo¬graphs may be arranged by seeingDr. Page in the department ofAstronomy.chin old man, you say to yourself!”In this lethargic state, you startthinking of sober people like Chef•Murphy who sipped cokes in Hanley’sthe other night.“My God. I’ve got to write some¬thing.” You wipe foam from yourmouth and try to replace torn hair.«from your head. “The hell with it.”You limp over to Ruth Brody and askher can’t you please write a DivinitySchool story, and scream for JohnnySteven.s to write the Bazaar. And hedoes. Bull Session—(Continued from page one)struggle against war, NOT ONE.The Communist Party cannot betrusted. One need merely mention thefact that Thorez, the leader of theFrench party, had already volunteer¬ed, and hastened to the trenches,calling on the workers to follow him,before Stalin had a chance to changehis mind once more, and call themback. Fighting on the side of France,or Germany, it makes no difference.They are fighting for Stalin’s hideand to hell with the masses of Rus¬sia, Germany, England, and France.No, the working class can expect nohelp from that direction. Rippy(Continued from page one)they have no ideology in common withthe United States, that is that theyare dictatorships and more sympa¬thetic to Fascist ideology Kijjpystates their stand as: “We are notdemocracies, but we desire to be. Wehave never lost faith in the goal, andwe hope eventually to achieve it.”Poetry ClubStudents who are interested in or¬ganizing an undergraduate poetryclub are urged by Mrs. Donald Bond,librarian of the modern poetry li¬brary, to meet in Wiebolt Hall, room205 at 7:30 tomorrow evening.The purpose of the club is to re¬view poems that are written by thestudents. \ poetry group existedlast year but it disbanded mainly be¬cause the graduate students seemo<lto outdo the undergraduates. 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The Slndent HandbookALL FOR ONLY$5.50There is a limited number of the 1939 Cap & JGowns so hurry while they last. tI IMPERFECTTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 25, 1939 Page ThreeInsideStory* <¥fjkhard c. m.^ssellMany of the wonderspots of Chi-ca^ro are advertised in the daily pa-p(.,s. but some of the most unusualones are never mentioned or broughtto the public eye. To most Chicaptoansthey will always remain a secret.Ii, rhicapro there are several “fairy-lai„l>’’ where so-called “female im-porsonators” dres.sed as women (evenwearing artificial eyelashes, roupreami lipstick) sinpr and dance in afoniinine manner. In the audiencethere are men who dance with men.Most interestinjr of these places is theCabin Inn (.'15 & State).For those who like real swinpt mu¬sic. Chicapro is heaven. Everyoneknows about the more respectable ne-pro ni>rht clubs, The Grand Terrace(:{5 & Giles) and the Club DeLisa (5.5it State), but few know aboutSwinplaiid (.‘14.3 E. Garfield Illvd.) andthe <‘>.5 Club (55 & Michipran), the lat¬ter boastinp: a musician named Kolaxwhom some consider the best neprrotrumpeter in the country.Known to very few people is thejam session held every Thursdaynip'ht by the Neprro musician's union.Theie in Warwick Hall (47 near Cot-tape Grove) all the swinprsters unem¬ployed that niprht join in on the ses¬sion. Grant Adams hiprhly recom¬mends the place. Admission ‘20c.In warm weather Buprhou.se Sejuare(Newbury S(juare) is the meetinprplace for Chicago’s soapbox intellec-tual.'. There one can hear discussed.-luh subjects as war and peace,Coiiphlinism, labor unions, .Marxism,and reliprion.The beer parlor at 3855 NorthWestern is the unofficial headquartersfor the Nazi Party for this area.Tlu'ie if students are able to contiictthe ripht people and prove their Ar¬yan birth, they can be admitted intothe Deut.sche-Amerika Volksbund.better not ask them about the pactwith the Soviets.F-very Sunday nijfht the bohemian.8even Arts Cliib holds sway at 807 N.Itearborn. Meetinprs include “intellec¬tual talks” on such topics as marriage,Hitlerism, nudism, free love, and'pirtualism. F'ollowing this there isusually a book review and the singingIlf bohemian songs. Fretjuently mem-bers of the audience interrupt to in¬sult the speaker, criticize the pro-irtiim or tell about their personal love •experiences. Hobo king of .America,.letf Dtivis, a frequent guest of theclub, tells us the program is damn in-telleetuiH, but a little too smutty. Onthe latter point JeT is absolutely cor¬rect; the songs arc very obscene andwi‘ don’t advise ladies to attend. Ad¬mission 50c. Noyes CouncilElects NewCommitteeM ith the adoption of their newconstitution, the Ida Noyes Councilyesterday elected to their ExecutiveCommittee Senior Representative,Barbara Crane, Junior, Mary Hamm,and Sophomore, Betty Jane Nelson.Council Chairman, Areta Kelble, andSecretary Catherine Kellam auto¬matically become members of the newexecutive committee.Now serving on the council’s ad¬visory committee are seniors JanetGeiger, Barbara Crane, Areta Kelble,Betty Hawk, and Becky Scott. Thejuniors are Ruth Steel, Mary Ham-mel, Caroline Garbo, Helen Bickert,Mary Harvey, and Muriel Flvans.Sophomore council members includeBetty Jane Nel.son, Margaret Cox,Catherine Kellam, Jean Scott, MurielErcxlin, Cynthia Mead, and ClarissaRarill.Freshman MembersSince Freshmen members will notbe elected until the first week in No¬vember, all freshmen girls interestedin working on the council are in¬vited to leave their names at theoffice in Ida Noyes Hall. The YWCAami W.A.A rep re.se n tat ives to thecouncil will also be elected soon.The first event of the council’s.schedule to carry out their purposeof social activities for UniversityWomen will be a dinner October .31for all those living in the ResidenceHalls. Following this on Decembt'r 3will be an all-campus event, a mu-sicale and tea with Caroline (Jarboin charge of arrangements. Sociology ClubsHold Dinner inHonor of FarisChapel ReadersStudents who w'ould like to read atSunday morning chapel services willbo given an audition this afternoon at4:.30 in the chapel. Those who expectto attend are asked to sign for theauditions at the Chapel office beforethat day. People selected at this timewill enter a practice class to be con¬ducted by Mrs. J. M. R. Morison, for¬mer speech instructor at the Univer¬sity. From this class readers at theSunday morning services will bechosen.Liberal Party MeetingThe Lib«-ral Party of the PoliticalI’nion will meet tomorrow at 3:.30 in('(il)l) 316 to determine the party stand"II the Ludlow Amendment and to se¬lect speakers to defend the particularIiosition it assumes. All party mcm-heis are uiged to attend to avoid theunpleasantness of a purge. Joe Mol-kup is party whip.SINGING —BEL CANTOVictor CarellMaestro oi the Italian Schoolhas opened a studio at5655 S. 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Chaffee of the University ofIowa. Communications from Dr.James R. Angell and Dr. W. I. Thomaswill be read by the Toastmaster, Dr.Herbert Blumer, since they will beunable to attend in person.It is planned to present Dr. Fariswith a bound volume of the addressesand of the letters and telegrams fromthose who are unable to attend thebanquet. The price of the dinner willbe $1.00, and informal dress will bein order.ClassifiedPIANO INSTRUCTION—Former student—Juillard School of Music, N.Y.C.. reason¬able. Hyde Park 4870.RENT latest model typewriters $.7.00 per mo.Economical repair service. Call Dale Bros.Tel. Triangle 5522.SHARE AN APARTMENT—Male. Grad. Student preferred. Communicate at once withA. M. (iage, 5405 Woodlawn. Hyde Park9835.LOST—Heavy gold lady’s necklace. Reward.Mrs. Phillip Miller. Dor. 6062.Let Us...prepare your car forwinter driving now and ovoidinconvenience later.Car heaters, anti-freeze, bat¬teries, tires, and accessories.Check chart lubrication andwashing. For better servicesee us.WALDROM’SSTANDARDSERVICEDorchester 1004661st & ELLIS Students Meet toPlan FormationOf Yacht ClubFormation of a University of Chi¬cago Yacht Club will get under waywith a meeting in Room A of theReynolds Club Friday at 4:30 for stu¬dents interested in boating.With Arthur H. Compton as tenta¬tive Sponsor, the club plans to takeup such problems as the feasibilityof buildng boats on the quadrangles,or with the park district clubs, andthe drawing up of classes for thecoming racing events.With a nucleus of about 30 menwho are ipterested in sailing and whoare good sailors in their own right,the club expects to launch a success¬ful program in its first year.Read TheDaily Maroon Calvert Club HearsMortimer J. AdlerA talk by Mortimer J. Adler, As¬sociate Professor of Philosophy ofLaw, on “Faith and Reason” will openthe regular fall lecture program ofthe University Calvert Club this aft¬ernoon at 4:30 in Ida Noyes library.Everyone interested is invited to at¬tend.TYPEWRITERSAll MakesSOLDRENTEDREPAIREDTRADEDPORTABLES OR LARGECASH OR TERMSWOODWORTH'SBOOK STORE1311 E. 57th St. Open EveningsNear Kimbark Ave. Dorchester 4800ZIP!... AND PLENTY of ITIN ACOBB SQUAREZIPPER-LINEDTOPCOAT^$ 24*You ZIP the Lin¬ing IN When It'sCOLD!You ZIP the Lin¬ing OUT WhenIt's Warm!Here are TWO COATS INONE! — no matter ii it's thenippy weather oi fall, the bit¬ing cold oi winter, or thebalmy days oi spring—you'llbe prepared ior all kinds oiweather with this CobbSquare Zipper Topcoat. YouZIP the detachable lining inior cold weather—ZIP the lin¬ing out ior topcoat days.This Cobb Square is asmartly styled coat, too! —Balmacaans ...Raglans...swell new outdoor shades...new tall iabrics. 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On the basis of comparativescores the Phi Delts seem to have theedge. Both teams have played ZetaBeta Tau and Phi Kappa Sigma. Theboys “ ’neath the crescent and star”W'alloped the Zeta Betes 27-0 andjust skinned past the Phi Kappas 6-0while the Phi Delts topped the ZetaBetes 19-7 and routed the Phi Kapps43-7. The big blowoff will come Nov.1 when these two squads meet forthe league championship.♦ * ♦Things are not so complicated inthe Beta or Gamma leagues. Phi Gam¬ma Delta leads the Beta league withvictories over Psi U and Phi SigmaDelta.The Phi Psis hold the top rung inthe Gamma league by virtue of Sig¬ma Chi’s 12-7 win over the Dekes lastFriday. Up to then the Phi Psis andDekes were deadlocked for first place.The “B” league has little to offeras yet. The A. D. Phi and Phi Psi“B” squads have played a scorelesstie and Psi U has beaten Phi DeltaTheta 12-0.League Standings—ALPHA BETAW L T W L TA. D. Phi ... ... 3 0 0 Phi (lam 2 0 0Phi Delt .... ... 2 0 OPsi U 2 1 0Chi Psi ... 1 1 OBeta 1 1 1Phi Kap ... 0 2 0 Delta U 0 1 1Z. B. Tau .... ... 0 3 OPhi SiR 0 2 0GAMMA “B”W L T W L T0 0 OPsi U 1 0 0Deke ... 2 1 OA. D. Phi 0 0 1SiRma Chi .. ... 1 1 OPhi Psi 0 0 11 2 0 0 0Kappa SiR .. ... 0 2 OPhi Delt 0 1 0Burton CourtWins Two IMBall Games^0” Beat “700” 21-7;“500” Stops “400” 12-6;Aristotelians Win.The Burton Courtiers turned in twovictories in yesterday’s intramuraltouchball games, “600” beating “700”21-7, and “500” downing the “oldmen” in Judson, “400” 12-6. Nu BetaEpsilon forfeited to the Aristoteliansand the game between Burton “800”and Judson “100” was postponed.Ned Paine started off the “600’scoring with a field goal shortly afterthe game started, and Werner andLiebman collaborated on a pass to put“600” into a 9-0 lead at the half waymark. Paine started things off againin the second half tossing a pass toJoe Greenwald who galloped 50 yardsto score. Again Paine passed—thistime to Epstein for the final “600”tally. Another pass, Shane to Smithaccounted for “700” ’s only touch¬down.The “old men” from Judson “400”looked like winners for the first fewminutes of the game with Burton“500”. Ray Ashley passed to BobBowers to put “400” into a 6-0 lead.“500” came right back with twotouchdowns which proved to be enoughto win. E. Ellman scored on a pass andDodd passed to Matheson for anotherscore. Both teams then settled downand there was no further scoring, thegame ending 12-6.Hockey ConfabThe Physical Education Depart¬ment of the University will be hostto the Midwest Hockey UmpiringConference Saturday, October 28. In¬cluded in the day activities will be aseven game hockey schedule in whichteams from the University and FourYear College will participate.I-M Games Today3:00 Kappa Sigma vs. Phi KappaPsiPi Lamlxla vs. Sigma ChiDelta Kappa Epsilon “B”vs. Phi Delta Theta “B”4:00 Chi Psi vs. Phi Delta ThetaPhi Kappa Sigma vs. ZetaBeta TauPhi^ Psi “B” vs. Psi UpsilonB Aroused Maroons PleaseShaughnessy In Practice Wallace TellsOf SubsidizationIII Post ArticlePlayers Feel They MustHalt Rivals* ScoringSpree.By LESTER DEANFor the first time in many a moon,the Maroon coaching staff feels thata stinging defeat at the hands of aConference opponent has really “got¬ten under the skin” of the Midwaygridders. Coach Clark Shaughnessyamazed one and all by observing thatperhaps Saturday’s 85-0 holocaustwas a blessing in disguise. What hewants now’ is tw’o full w’eeks of goodpractice in which to renovate his bat¬tered football machine before hesends them out on the field to facethe mighty Ohio State juggernaut aweek from Saturday.Naturally, there is no talk of beat¬ing or even of coming close to beat¬ing Ohio State; the players and the coaches alike realize that the Buck¬eyes are in Michigan’s league ratherthan ours. At the same time, lockerroom discussions and remarks drop¬ped on the field indicate that insteadof being demoralized as a result oftheir tw’o astounding setbacks in theirlast two encounters, the team is show¬ing more fight and is willing to worklonger and harder than it has at anytime this year.The varsity-frosh practice games,which were to be played today andSaturday, have been permanentlypostponed.it was announced yesterday.It was felt that a victory for eitherside might be a source of considerablefriction and that therefore, the ad¬vantages which such practice tiltswould offer was more than counter¬balanced by the disadvantoges. Mostof the coaches felt that just as muchpractical experience could be glean¬ed from a w’ell organized scrimmage “The University of Pittsburgh sup¬plies a laboratory case history ofwhat has happened, or what is hap¬pening, or what may happen, where-ever there is play for pay,” saysFrancis Wallace, noted sports author¬ity, in today’s Saturday EveningPost.Wallace says, “The Pitt story isworth telling in detail because dra¬mas similar to it. in all of its complex¬ity, have been enacted behind closeddoors at dozens of universitiesthroughout the country.”A “conflict between academic am¬bitions and rewards and athletic am¬bitions and rewards—the old businessof brain vs. brawn, in short” was theclimax for play for pay at Pitt, Wal-session as from a real game; so thetime which was originally allottedfor the games is to be put in on twohard scrimmage periods, to which thepublic will not be admitted. lace says. It was a clash betweenChancellor John G. Bowman and DrJohn Bain Sutherland “perhaps themost successful football coach in thelast decade, a national hero, the dar¬ling of the alumni and town follow-ers of Pitt,” but it was also a clashbetween the stadium and the Cathe¬dral of Learning.FOR YOUR CHOICE INFINE TYPEWRITERSKenath H. SponselBurton Court 522 Midway 6000SONOTONF ** ' hi kexI ovyiNvy 1 xoox xo midnite2Sc to 2:00; .ISr to 6:30; 55c ETcnings—One Week Only—The Epic Story of the Adventive Youthof Maxim Gorky"ON HIS OWN"based on the author's own memoirsExtra!Exclusive Chicago showing"THE SOVIET RED ARMY PLANES,TANK. CAVALRY. ON THE MARCH.' imperfect in original~1,- ■ - }>MlTHE &HERBERT HOOVER OUTLINES PROGRAMTO KEEP THE U. S. OUT OF WAR. From hisexperience in the last war, Herbert Hoover spieaksout in this week’s Post with an authority in manyways unrivalled by any hving American. Read hisfive-point program for the U. S. in We Must Keep Out.SAID THE SUBSTANTIAL BLONDE,ACCORDING TO P. G. WODEHOUSE. 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Here’s a story of modernsubmarine warfare told with photographic clarityby a man who has seen service underseas.by Alec HudsonHOW MUCH ARECOUEGE FOOTBALLPLAYERS PAID?STEPHEN VINCENRABLE SHORT ST(^March, a simple, movi^iStates was changed bjiJhermit in the New Han^GRANTLAND RicfGREATEST GOLFfMalignant Morrison, fboiled down to eight s fcartoons—all in this w*