RenaissanceReview* * *By HERBERT GROSSBERGThe Renaissance society is current¬ly exhibiting nine paintings by cen¬tral European artists loaned to themby individual owners and the Kather¬ine Kuh gallery. They will show inGoodspeed Hall until March 14.The paintings on exhibit are byJ.^wlensky and Kandinsky, and oneeach by Chagall, Archipenco, andKlee. All but Klee are Russians whodeveloped their mature styles in theart centres of Berlin and Paris, bothbefore and after the war. Klee is aGerman-Swiss but all may be looselygrouped through their contacts withthe Expressionistic school of art inBerlin before the war of 1914. Kan¬dinsky was the leader of this schoolwho formulated their doctrines andcarried painting to its greatest ex¬treme of lyrical abstractions. The twopaintings in the Renaissance exhibitare of the 1908-1909 vintage and showonly semi-abstractions as comparedto his later utterly abstract Isrricism.The Cathedral still shows the spottedcolor of impressionistic influence.While in The Landscape we have dis¬torted houses and trees along a hill¬side, which are colorful and unusual,but where the forms are still recog¬nizable.• • ♦Jawlensky, who for a while waswith Kandinsky and his group in Ber¬lin. developed his art principally inParis. The unorthodox portraits inthis assemblage show very clearly theinfluence of Van Gogh and Cezanne.He learned from Cezanne that purecolor juxtaposed in the proper man¬ner can create the illusion of formon a canvas, just as modeling fromlight to dark in one color had donepreviously. From Van Gogh he ob¬viously learned the trick of express¬ing his personal feeling of the sitterby using warm or cool colors for thateffect. He doesn’t strive for thesolidity of the one or the distortionsof the other but arrives at a compro¬mise between the two that is decora¬tive, subjective, and to a great degree,expressive of form. Marc Chagall isrepresented by the droll nude amongthe hay stacks, whom we see throughthe frame of a window on which agaily colored pot of flowers is ar¬ranged. Chagall worked mostly inParis where his later works are allmarked by a humorous fancy, andattractively gay, though unusual col¬or schemes. Chagall’s technique, how¬ever, is obviously not possible, with¬out the impressionists and Cezanne,which is also true of the others.• « •Of Paul Klee we are shown onlyone extremely small water color inhis late style in which he links upwith the surrealists. In other words,if there are any recognizable objectsin his drawing they are never relatedas parts to a whole. But are “objectsjust floating through the subconsciousmind’’. It is quite true that in his mostmature paintings Klee achieves astyle closely akin to the child of twoto three and one-half years. Need¬less to say the execution is artfuland sophisticated. This little picture,however, does not give one much ofan idea about him but is small anddecorative.Archipenko, who is at present aresident in Chicago with an art schoolof his own, is represented by one pic¬ture. Although one of the great mod¬ern sculptors, it seems to me thatArchipenko’s painting does not at allhold up in this company, and is notmuch more than a painting by asculptor.Of this group of artists Archipenkoand Kandinsky now live in this coun¬try while the others find a haven inFrance or Switzerland since theirmother countries do not offer healthy(to say the least) environment for theartist.Promote Leiser toMaroon Junior PostA heretofore vacant position asEditorial Associate on the Daily Ma¬roon was filled yesterday as theBoard of Control announced the ap¬pointment of Ernest Leiser to thepost. The promotion fills the quota of8 associates provided for in the Ma¬roon constitution.An independent, Leiser is thefourth sophomore in three years toget a junior job on the Maroon. Asan editorial assoc}^,. he is entitledto two per cent of^® profits. Vol. 39, No. 74. Z-149 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 1, 1939 Price Three CentsTyler Directs Three YearGeneral Educational StudyDebaters TrekTo IndianaFor RoundtableKabot, Fiser Speak Be¬fore Hoosier Town HallForum.In response to telegraphed invita¬tions from the University of Indianaand Purdue University, Byron Kabotand Webb Fiser, Debate Union mem¬bers, left today for Bloomington, In¬diana, to participate in roundtablediscussions on “Higher Learning inAmerica.’’ This trip is a finale to aseries of out-of-town engagementsbefore Mid-Western universities thathave indicated an interest in hearingabout higher education at the Univer¬sity of Chicago.Kabot and Fiser will appear withtwo students from the University ofIndiana before the Town Hall Forum,an organization of 5000 students at7:30 this evening. Tomorrow theywill travel to Purdue University atLafayette, Indiana, where they willappear with two Purdue students be¬fore an audience of a thousand andundergraduate education students atfour in the afternoon.This is the sixth trip taken by De¬bate Union members this year. De¬bate Union is doing this sort of thingas part of a program worked out withthe intention of transmitting ideasand information through new tech¬niques in public discussion.Johann C. TeVelde, graduate stu¬dent in Political Science, SaadyakMaximon, assistant director of theJewish Student Foundation, and BenDicks, a student from Europe, willrepresent the Debate Union at aroundtable discussion of “The Refu¬gee Question’’ at the Albany ParkB’nar Birth, at the Albany Park Ma¬sonic Temple at 8:30 this evening.Besides the many roundtable dis¬cussions and debate trips made byDebate Union members, a regularmeeting of the Union is held eachTuesday in Room 6, Lexington Hall.At yesterday’s meeting Elmer Woodswas elected to serve on a nominatingcommittee along with George Probstand Marshall Hanly. Officers for nextyear will be elected at next Tuesday’smeeting, the last meeting of the quar¬ter.Toivnsend PlanIs Exaggeration^U nderstatement“The Townsend Plan is an ingen¬ious mixture of exaggeration and un¬derstatement,” quipped economics in¬structor Albert Hart, testifying inWashington last week before theHouse Ways and Means committeehearing on the Townsend and Gen¬eral Welfare Federation bill. Backin Chicago, he amplified his state¬ment by pointing out that for a longtime, since April, 1935, the TownsendPlan has not even promised its well-publicized $200 per month. The pro¬ceeds of the proposed transactionstax, according to the present plan,would merely be prorated up to the$200 figure. Hart believes that theamount raised would possibly pro¬vide about $50.Besides exaggerating the pensionavailable at about four to one, theTownsendites understate the size ofthe transaction tax necessary to fi¬nance that annuity. By these meth¬ods, Hart says, advocates of suchcrackpot plans foster the belief thatit is possible to get more out of asysem than is put into it. He char¬acterizes the Townsend Plan and theGeneral Welfare Federation Plan,which was up for consideration atthe same hearing, as “perpetual mo¬tion schemes.” The General Welfareplan is a slight improvement over theother bill, since it does not pretendto be able to provide the overly-highpayments. It does, however, retainthe low tax fallacy.The economic theory behind theplans is that the difference betweenprosperity and depression lies in thevelocity of circulation of bank de¬posits. Hart says, however, that atransactions tax would tax those whoare spending money, not those whoare hoarding it, and that thereforetlrre is no correlation between the(Continued on page 3) By HARRY CORNELIUSRalph W. Tyler, chairman of thedepartment of Education and ChiefExaminer of the Board of Examina¬tions, is directing a three-year Co¬operative Study in General Educa¬tion, recently organized by 22 small¬er colleges for the purpose of eval¬uating their present and proposedprograms of education.This study is being financed by in¬dividual colleges, which each put up$1,000 a year for the three years, andby the General Education Board ofThe Rockefeller Foundation, whichis matching the funds raised by theschools with a grant of $66,000.Three-fold PurposeThe purpose of this study is three¬fold. The first one is that of study¬ing the objectives of general educa¬tion and evaluating the schools’ cur¬ricula in light of these objectives byspecial tests and other means. Bythis they hope to discover what thecourses a student takes contribute tohis growth and development.For example, almost all institutionsprofess as one of their chief objec¬tives the inculcation of habits of logi¬cal thought and objective thinking.Few institutions, however, have de¬vised ways of measuring how far theyactually succeed in doing this.The second purpose is that of train¬ing the faculty of the 22 co-operat¬ing schools to take an active part incurricular improvement.The third is the revising of thecurriculum better to fulfill the objec¬tives of the various schools.University Actively ParticipatesThe University is taking an activepart in this program, for not only isTyler director, but Dean George A.Works is chairman of the executivecommittee supervising the study. Al¬so all the members of the Study’scentral staff of educational expertsNew TalentLivens ComingMirror ShowAtkinson Only Veteran;Newcomers Fill Chorus,Skits, Specialty Spots.By DICK HIMMELDemocratizing Mirror and DA hashad startling effects on this year’sMirror show. With talent the onlyprerequisite for a spot in the review,the show this year is filled with tal¬ented newcomers in the chorus, skits,and specialty numbers.Comedy hit of the show will un¬doubtedly be Hattie Paine, who scoreda big success in “The Butter and Eggman” and “Mr. Pirn.” Besides actingin several skits Hattie does a spe¬cialty with the chorus, singing “MyFootball Hero,” for which Reker andFarwell did the mu^ic and MarianCastleman the lyrics. Hattie’s sing¬ing and clowning also does a lot tomake the “Trotzky Trot” be one ofthe brightest spots in the show.Whelan Makes HitSurprise specialty number is RuthWhelan’s singing of “Making Moun¬tains Out of Moehills,” Grant Atkin¬son’s song. Whelan, a freshman,made her first DA appearance in acharacter part in the newcomer’s bill,then followed her crack performanceas the ingenue lead in “Mr. Pirn.”In a slinky purple dress Ruth givesa smooth interpetation of this num¬ber and chalks up another success toher record, this time as a songstress.The outstanding male specialty isa toss up between Ben Coyt, singer,and Reker and Farwell, comic pianoteam. Coyt’s voice is terrific and dis¬played to best advantage when hesings the song John McWhorterwrote for him, “You Rule My Heart.”Reker and Farwell have a spot in thefinale and do a lot on the piano withtheir own numbers.Coffee Shop MonologueAnother smash specialty is JoBangs’ coffee shop monologue whichshe wrote herself. Others doing spe¬cialties are Marjorie Grey, singer,who already has made a name forherself on campus, Elizabeth Felsen-thal, hill-billy with guitar, VirginiaClarke, dancer, and a new tap routineby Grant Atkinson. headed by Tyler are from the Uni¬versity. They are Louis M. Heil, as¬sociate professor of education, who isadvising the faculty of the variousschools on problems related to thephysical sciences, and Mary Q. Lewis,assistant director of the study. EarlS. Johnson, assistant professor of So¬ciology, will join the central staff atthe end of the Spring quarter to han¬dle the work requiring special knowl¬edge of the Social Sciences.The central staff will travel fromschool to school to confer with fac¬ulty members on problems in the fieldof general education, assist in or¬ganizing desirable institutional pro¬grams of investigation, devise testsand other measuring instruments forthe projects, and prepare for publi¬cation reports on the results of thisexperimentation.Among the special studies the 22schools want the central staff to helpthem conduct are a study of the ob¬jectives of general education, and anevaluation of the present program ofeducation. In evaluating a school’scurriculum, they hope to discoverwhat the courses a student takes con¬tribute to his growrth and develop¬ment. For example, almost all insti¬tutions profess as one of their chiefobjectives the inculcation of habits oflogical thought and objective think-(Continued on page 3)Freshmen GoExclusive, GetOwn Bulletin BoardThe Freshman class will have abulletin board of its own by the firstpart of next week. The board, whichwill be on the third floor of CobbHall, is fashioned in Gothic style,and has the word, “Freshmen,” block¬ed in the board. On this, the fresh¬men plan to post notices of Councilmeetings, of Freshmen-Faculty lunch¬eons, and of other matters pertain¬ing to the freshmen. This year’sFreshman class will be the first tohave a bulletin board of its own.The freshmen will also distributea questionnaire on the desirability ofa Humanities 2 course. Next Wed¬nesday and Thursday, freshmen inMandel and Cobb Halls will pass outa questionnaire as to whether theproposed Humanities II course isneeded.On Tuesday the freshmen have an¬other of their weekly luncheons. Theyhope to have William M. Gibson andStanley Stewart Gordon, instructorsEnglish, as guests at the luncheon,which will be held in the private din¬ing-room of Hutchinson Commons.Campus Big-'WigsJoin Roll CallNoted faculty members and out¬standing students have answered theASU’S “Human Rights Roll Call” inits first day, Judy Forrester, chair¬man of the praesidium board an¬nounced last night.Some of the faculty signatures in¬cluded Anton J. Carlson, James L.Cate, Louis D. Landa, David Daiches,David Grene, Ralph Gerard, W. C.Krumbein, Charles W. Morris, EariJohnson, A. Howard Carter, Nathan¬iel Kleitman, Everett C. Olson, J. Mc¬Neil, W. B. Sweet, and A. 0. Craven.A few of the student leaders whosigned the petition were EmmettDeadman, Bill Murphy, George Hal-crow, and Adele Rose.Culminating a week of signature-getting, the ASUers are planning ameeting Friday at 3:30 to put theprogram before the public. Time andplace will be announced later.Benes LecturesAt Auditorium“The Crisis in Europe and ModernDemocracy” is the title of the lectureto be delivered tonight at 8 by Dr.Eduard Benes, former Czech presi¬dent, in the Auditorium Theatre.This is the first of two public lec¬tures sponsored by the UniversityCollege dow'ntown. Tickets may beobtained at the Auditorium TheatreBox Office or at the University Col¬lege, 18 South Michigan Avenue. Douglas LeadsCusack in RaceFor AldermanKelly, Green, ChapmanAhead in Candidacy forMayor, City Clerk.With seven out of 121 precinctsgiving incomplete returns late lastnight Professor Paul H. Douglas can¬didate for Fifth Ward alderman, ran4000 votes ahead of his closest com¬petitor, James Cusack in the Primaryelections.However, Douglas appeared to beabout 150 votes short of a clear ma¬jority, in which case he and Cusackwill hold a run-off election on Aprilfourth for the Democratic nomina¬tion.Claude Hawley, president of theGraduate Political Science Club andDouglas’ campus manager statedthat in event of a run-off , election thestudent volunteers working for Doug¬las in this election would back himagain.In the election for the Democraticmayorality candidate, the incumbantEdward J. Kelly appeared to win byabout three hundred thousand votes.Dwight H. Green Republican nomineeled his rival William Hale Thompsonabout 4-1.John Chapman, U of C alumnus ledby about 50,000 votes in 2000 pre¬cincts out of 6867 in the democraticnomination for City Clerk.Queens YawnAsGtyNewsmenTake PicturesThree Chicago downtown news¬papers sent photographers to takepictures of Cap & Gown’s BeautyQueen nominees recently selected bycampus big wigs as candidates forthe Cap and Gown contest. The pic¬ture of the beauty queen togetherwith pictures of the two outstandingmen and one outstanding woman incampus activities will be put in aspecial section of this year’s yearbook. The girls seemed a bit boredwith picture taking activities. “What,again?” mumbled freshman JeanPeterson. Jane Jungkunz, Northwest¬ern transfer, said “I only came overto get a Pulse”. However, the girlsthought it was “peachy!”Students will be able to choose theiractivities King and Queen and beautyqueen by showing tuition receipts atCobb, Harper, or Mandel todaythrough Friday.Results of the first days voting willbe announced in the Thursday’s DailyMaroon.Plan Second StudentPhotography ExhibitCampus photographers will exhibittheir best pictures at the Second An¬nual All-Campus photographic exhib¬it, to begin March 12 at the ReynoldsClub. Popular voting will determinethe award of prizes.Pictures may be entered in any offive classes: candid, portrait, campus,landscape, or miscellaneous. All pic¬tures must be turned in at the Rey¬nolds Club desk by Friday, March 10.Contestant’s name, address. Univer¬sity status, and the class in whichthe picture is entered must be on theback of the mount.Any print from 4 by 5 inciies upmay be entered. All must be mountedon mountings which may range from12 by 15 inches to 16 by 20 inches.The exhibit is open to students, fac¬ulty members, and employees of theUniversity.P. U. SPEAKERMaynard Kreuger, assistant pro¬fessor of Economics, addresses thePolitical Union this afternoonspeaking in opposition to the reso¬lution, “That this Union favors theRoosevelt rearmament program.”A business meeting at 3:30 LawNorth precedes the debate in whichopposing liberals will argue.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 1, 1939fOUNDfiD IN 1901MEHBER ASSOCIATED COLLEGIATEPRESSThe Daily Maroon is the offlcial studentnewspaper of the University of Chicago,publish^ mornings except Saturday, Sun*day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, 6881 University avenue.Tdephones: Hyde Park 9221 and 9222.A'ter 6:30 phone in stories to ourprinters. The Chief Printing Company,148 West 62nd street. Telephone Went¬worth 6123.The University of Chicago assumes noresponsibility for any statements appear¬ing in The Daily Maroon, or for any con¬tract entered into by The Daily Maroon.The Daily Maroon expressly reservesthe rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper. Subscriptionrates: $3 a year: $4 by mail. Singlecopies; three cents.Entered as second class matter March18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.rcprsscntkd row nationau aov*«ti*ino •¥National Advertising Service, Inc.College Publishers Representative420 Madison Ave. New York, N. Y.Chicaso • BotTos • Los AseCLit • Sas FaasciscoBOARD OF CONTROLEditorial StaffLAURA BERGQUIST, ChairmanMAXINE BIESENTHALSEYMOUR MILLERADELE ROSEBusiness StaffEDWIN BERGMANMAX FREEMANEditorial associatesRuth Brody, Harry Cornelius. WilliamGrody, David Martin, Alice Meyer,Robert Sedlak, Charles O’DonnellBUSINESS ASSOCIATESRichard Caple, Richard Glasser, RolandRichman, David Salzberg,Harry ToppingNight Editors: Pearl C. Rubinsand David Gottlieb be as happy as those between theDaily Maroon and the Universitynow are.The University of Chicago has al¬ways been and still is a leader amongAmerican schools. What better wayto maintain that leadership, to dem¬onstrate again that while other dis¬tinguished institutions rest on theirpast reputations and follow the easypaths of tradition, the Universitydoes things? What better way toserve society? And what better wayto advertise our school? The fame ofthe University would contribute to thesuccess of the newspaper and the lat¬ter would publicize the former.No doubt, Mr. Hutchins, you willsay that this is not the proper func¬tion of a university. But so long asit does not interfere with this properfunction and serves a good purpose,where would be the harm.Hoping you will give this sugges¬tion your earnest consideration. Presi¬dent Hutchins, we remain.Your Personal OrganLetters to theEditorAn Open Letter toPresident HutchinsDear Mr. Hutchins,It is in the hope of actually inter¬esting you in our suggestion that wehave addressed this editorial to youpersonally.Chicago’s newspaper readers don’thave much choice as to what paperthey will read over their morningcoffee. Of course. University studentscan read the Daily Maroon at break¬fast but Chicagoans who want tolearn what is going on in the rest ofthe world must read either a Hearstscandal sheet or a paper that was re¬cently voted the most unfair andbiased paper in the country by Wash¬ington correspondents. Their onlyother choice is not to read any morn¬ing paper.Undoubtedly, Mr. Hutchins, youhave at some time complained aboutthis situation, as have most Univer¬sity members and other decent resi¬dents of the city.What makes the matter especiallygalling, but also holds out some hope,is the fact that despite its lies, mis¬representations and distortions of thenews, despite its support of the crook¬ed local political machine, the Tribuneis probably one of the most profitablenewspapers in the country. The rea¬son is that it has a near-monopoly ofthe morning circulation and adver¬tising of the second largest marketin the country. Unfortunately, how¬ever, there has been no attempt tostart a competing paper because *^ofthe large amount of capital required,the risk involved and the fear thatthe city government would maketrouble.Our suggestion is vhat the Univer¬sity publish a daily and Sundaymorning newspaper. Now just a min¬ute, Mr. Hutchins; we think we canshow you that the idea isn’t as crazyas it sounds. The University has alarge endowment which it investsmainly in real estate, stocks bonds.Why couldn’t a portion of these fundsbe invested in a newspaper?The city-wide dissatisfaction withthe present two morning paperswould, we believe, ensure a consider¬able circulation to such a publication.Moreover, like the New York Timesor Chicago Daily News, it would ap¬peal to people with money to spendrather than to stenographers andwould therefore attract advertising.The reputation of the University be¬hind it and the backing of the Uni¬versity’s influential Board of Trus¬tees would give it an advantage thatno other competing newspaper cou’.dhave and would, we think make it afinancial success.The type of newspaper we contem¬plate would have the accuracy andhonesty of the New York Times, min¬us the latter’s dull physiognomy. In¬stead of .editorials written by ignor¬ant propagandists who are paid topersuade readers to believe the news¬paper’s own particular brand of prej¬udices, it would contain articles onissues of current and universal inter¬est by professors and other experts.It would be governed by a board ap¬pointed by the administration but theviews it expressed would not neces¬sarily be the view's of the admin¬istration. The relations between thepaper and the University would then Board of Control,Daily Maroon:It warms our hearts that the Ma¬roon has set itself out to protect our“weak willed collegians'^ from thehorrible evils of vice and gambling.And the editors have jumped intothe whole awful affair with their us¬ual loud noise and little sense.May we ask the editors just what.If anything, can be achieved by theUniversity making its business thatof “axing’’ out gambling joints inthis neighborhood? Can’t the boys gojust a couple blocks farther away inorder to get rid of their spendingmoney ?Now, if the Maroon is honestly in¬terested in seeing less gambling—andnot in making the metropolitan pap¬ers—why not fool the whole campusaiid do something sensible ? The wholematter is one of education, and sure¬ly there is no better place for start¬ing educational reform than at theUniversity ? Or is the Maroon againstthe University doing anything so un¬orthodox as to try to educate thestudents ? «Please, if the educational authori¬ties wish to blame society for theintolerable conditions which are apart of the failure of the e'ducationalsystem, let them do it alone. If theMaroon actually represents the stu¬dent body in even the most haphazardmanner try to keep us a little freefrom this thing hypocrisy.B. W. TravellingBazaarDepartment of Romance: Headlineof the week-end was, of course, JudyCunningham’s engagement to Psi Uoldtimer Bob Barr, culminating threeyears of being thataway about eachother. Occasion for springing the bignews was a cocktail party chez Cun¬ningham last Saturday afternoon, atwhich assembled Psi U’s plus ArthurGoes all sang “Those Wedding Bellsare breaking up that old Gang ofMine’’.« * *From Z.B.T. informants comes thetale of Emil Hirsch and his pin,which he hung last week on one Aud¬rey Fishel. Miss Fishel, no matterhow much she loves Emil, is a triflecareless, so that readers of TribuneLost and Found Columns noticed yes¬terday an item about a lost fraternitypin, marked Z.B.T. and bearing theinitials E.G.H. Efforts to locate sameby Miss Fishel were to no avail. Yes¬terday morning on his way to school,however, Emil came upon the pin,bravely glistening from a crack inthe sidewalk on Hyde Park Bou¬levard.Students who were here last yearwill remember the way Betty ^ttssplashed into the consciousness of thecampus community. Reminiscent ofthe now departed Miss Betts is anew star in the local firmament. MissGeorgina Dewey. Georgina hails fromNorth Carolina and talks as thoughshe had spent several years in Oxfordstudying American slang. She is be¬ing taught acting at the Goodmantheatre, takes one course at the Uni¬versity and lives in Beecher. She hasbeen seen with Bob Anderson, ChuckHoy, Ned Rosenheim and ArthurGoes, which indicates a desire for var¬iety if nothing else.Propagandists OfferRewards for ProofsFor the fourth consecutive week“The Couritier’’, official publication ofthe University dormitories, has pre¬sented a fictitious news story satir¬izing events on campus. Written atthe expense of the Int-House speaker,the much publicized Bruno Roselli,this week’s article was probably themost favorably received of all.Roselli, who is referred to as Ros-etti, is presenting as demanding thatsomeone prove he is a fascist, and of¬fering to the person who can do so acheck made out for The First Na¬tional Bank of Munich. Following thisexample President Hutchins offers acheck to anyone who can prove he isnot an Aristotelian. As the reportcontinues a person named RobertGideonse wires from his office in Col¬umbia University to firmly agree withHutchins, and Gideonse goes on toquote Aristotle, himself as saying “Ofall my disciples I like Hutchins betterthan any.’’As a climax the local unit of theA.S.Q. offers one thousand rubles toanyone who can prove that the or¬ganization is financed by Moscow.Today on theQuadrangles Latest entry in the field for BMOCis Quayle Peterameyer. Unbeknownstto him, several Lexington Hallers,feeling that the Cap and Gown con¬test was a farce and unnecessary,sought about for the most typicalUniversity lad they could find, andselected Quayle on the basis of hisgeneral lack of over-aggressiveness—same cannot be said for other BMOCcandidates, his mild participation inactivities and the fact that if hehasn’t as many friends as the otherBMOC’s he undoubtedly hasn’t asmany enemies.Then there is the story about JohnPatrick, DU, Pulse artist, and pug¬ilist. John entered the Golden Glovesthis year and got thru to the quarter¬finals without losing a fight. Threeknockouts in four fights. The onlyreason he didn’t get further was theDU provincial convention down inColumbia, Mo. John can’t turn downa good hoot even at the cost of a goodfight. So off he went to Missouri.(ADVERTISEMENT)To Students of theUniversity of Chicago:Graduate History Club, Room 122,Social Science Building at 8.Sociology Club, Room 302, SocialScience Building, 7:45.Phonograph Concert. Social ScienceAssembly Hall, 12:30 to 1:15. “Sym¬phony in D Minor’’—Fraunk.Lippmann Lecture Series— Moretickets available, Cobb 208.Delta Sigma Pi, Hutchinson Com¬mons, 12.NOTICE OF CHANGE OF TITLEThe title of Dr. Benes’ lecture forMarch 8 has been changed to “Conse¬quences of the World War for theDemocratization of Europe’’. There is at present being conductedan election to determine the mostprominent man on the Universitycampus. It is our belief that such acampaign emphasizes values whichare contrary to the principles of FreeSpeech, Universal Suffrage, and theBill of Rights. It is our belief thatsuch a campaign must be met witha program which promotes the causeof a candidate who, although he isnot listed in the oligarchically plannedballot of the Cap and Gown, is inreal actuality a Man of the People.Our candidate is a man who is notprompted by a lust for power andprominence, who has not sought withthe deplorable vanity of other cam¬pus “figures” to keep himself in thepublic eye.The name of this paragon isQUAYLE PETERSMEYER. Mr. Pet-ersmeyer’s modesty and taste mayhave prevented your becoming fami¬liar with his virtues. We take thisoccasion to assure you that in everyrespect—honesty, intelligence, charm,and savoir faire—he follows in thefootsteps of those other great Com¬moners, Jackson, Lincoln, and PhilCavaretta. His election for the posi¬tion of Outstanding Man will indicatethat he is, in truth, the PEOPLE’SCHOICE. Be sure to vote in the Capand Gown election—but be sure tovote for the only sensible, matter offact candidate, YOUR CANDIDATE,QUAYLE PETERSMEYER!Sincerely yours.The BMOC’s(Benevolent Munificent Order outof Chaos). Hammond Organ Completes ItsUneventful Stay at University“Thank Goodness,” said the boy inthe Choir office.Implied in the ejaculation was aprofound relief that the HammondOrgan, rented for the Mandel Hallconcert of the University SymphonyOrchestra, had not come to stay. Theorgan was used in the Americanpremier of Hindemith’s Cantata giv¬en here two weeks ago.The reasons for the choice of theHammond organ are many. First ofall, the dusty organ rotting in a cor¬ner of Mandel is half a note off key.This is disastrous in a musical per¬formance, and it would take too longand cost too much to tune it. TheHammond Organ is easily installed,and the rental fee is not too much.Secondly, the Hammond organ perse owes its existence to the Rockefel¬ler chapel organ. About three yearsago when the Hammond organ wasready to go on the market, the Bu¬reau of Standards was a little skep¬tical. Mr. Hammond set about toprove it wasn’t a fake. In the inter¬ests of scientific observation he andhis cohorts hid their electric organup in the loft with the Chapel organhulking beside it. Sitting in the pewswere government examiners, author¬ities on organ music, and anxiousexecutives of Hammond and Co. Theauthorities proceeded to write on slipsof paper whether the tune they werehearing came from the Hammond or¬gan or the Chapel pipes. They did this about fifteen times, and then theycompared notes with the man whowas playing the organs. They werewrong over half of the time.This satisfied the Bureau of Stand¬ards, so the Hammond Organ ap-?peared in magazine advertisements,penthouses, and in many other places.But not in the university. Sad but ^true, the Hammond organ duplicates*!;the Chapel organ only on a few stops, jand sounds very inferior on most of-^'the others. So the rented and easily-installed organ was swiftly removed.Other Mandel concerts may or may4not enlist its services.And the boy in the Choir officesays, “Thank Goodness.”Read the MaroonProceeds to the RefugeesHERE IT IS!The most important document of our day.MEINKAMPFby ADOLF HITLER$3.00COMPLETE and DEFINITIVEUnexpurgated Edition, Fully AnnotatedAll PROCEEDS from this edition, after deducting aiflegitimate expenses as approved by the EDITORIAL Com¬mittee, will be turned over to a fund for refugees.U of C Bookstore5802 ELLIS AVENUECAP and GOWNBRING YOUR TUITION RECEIPTVOTETODAY - THURSDAY - FRIDAYFORBEAUTY QUEEN-BMOC's-BWOCPolls ior Cap and Gown SelectionIn Cobbt Mandel, HarperV ■ U. JSfL* zTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. MARCH 1, 1939 Page ThreeStudents Star-Gaze From RoofOfRyerson, Courtesy ofMr. PageThe PrintedPage* * «By NED ROSENHEIMDr. Joseph A. Jerger’s “Doctor,Here’s Your Hat” does a good dealmore than increase by one the cur¬rent plethora of stories by and aboutdoctors. Throughout the unusual ad-jventures recounted by a man whoselife has been lived in a variety ofplaces and among many differentkinds of people there lies a wealth ofcommonsense observation on the so¬cial aspects of medicine.The initial portion of Dr. Jerger’sbook gives promise of an excitingyarn, with the action shifting overfour continents and with characterswhich range from Mark Twain tosome of the more disreputable Chi¬cago prostitutes. But with Dr. Jer¬ger’s completion of an educationwhich started in England and finishedwith his interneship in Chicago, weare launched into the most important,and strangely enough, the most fas¬cinating section of the story. Thedoctor’s professional career begins inreal earnest with his departure for asmall Iowa town, where he is takenon as an assistant by an old and well-established general practitioner. Inthe character of “Old Doc” as thisman was known, we find epitomiredthose qualities which are obviouslythe most desirable in a doctor. Theresourcefulness, the thrift, the hones¬ty, and, above all, the alert intelli¬gence which can handle almost anysituation are clearly portrayed in thecharacter of this elderly friend andcouncilor for the young Jerger.• * *On the basis of his various uniqueexperiences, plus a comprehensiveknowledge of medical practice in anumber of different environments, Dr.Jerger draws certain convincing con¬clusions, the most significant of whichis probably his feeling that speciali-lation in medicine is today both over¬done and overrated. The book is notwritten in a “debunking” vein; Dr.Jerger is far too sincere and proud ofhis profession to go in for sensation¬al muckraking. He is, nevertheless,fully cognizant of the evil present inmedical practice today, and makes nobones about them. Startling'cases, inwhich doctors who were not sufficient¬ly prominent were unable to get pa¬tients into a hospital, doubtful prac¬tices by specialists who cater to therich, and startling facts about simplemedical procedure which make much jof the cost and fuss of present prac-1tice seem unnecessary, all come as ialarming but vital revelations to thereader.University students will doubtlessbe interested in those passages whichdeal with the youth of the Doctor’sson, Wilbur, in himself an adventurerin a modest way. The book’s appeal issuch, however, that even Wilbur’sfriends will forget to look for men¬tion of him, and find themselves ab¬sorbed in a series of vivid and revela¬tory experiences. The Doctor doesn’tmince matters; his descriptions arecomplete, blood and all, his charactersare honestly presented, and the re¬sult is a work which is sometimes onthe sensational side. This is a goodthing, I feel, for the action and colorof the book serve to bring home withgreater clarity, the significant andenlightening opinions which are theresult of the author’s own experience.Hart—(Continued from page 1)proposed tax and the theory.The success of the plan dependsupon the economic future, he believes,since “in a depression, the line be¬tween the sublime and the ridiculousis shifted in the wrong direction.”The principle reason for the successof such untenable plans is that thecountry is not prepared to face thefact that the world is fundamentallyhostile. “It is a comforting faith formost people,” he says, “to think thatWe can readily change things to makeeverything come out all right.”“The best thing to do,” Hart con¬cluded, “is to laugh at the Townsendpeople. Any other approach lendsan unwarranted dignity to their ar¬guments.”Classified Ads• OR SALE -1937 Chrysler Royal. 4-door se¬dan : trunk, overdrive, heater, etc. A-lcondition. Reasonable. Crawford 6481.WANT TO PASS YOUR EXAMS in Spanish.French, and Italian 7 f>- '*ng byformer Uni. of Wis te, 6hrs.. $6.00: classes \riaStudio. 26 E. Jackso The stairs in the tower of Ryersonwind in such a tight spiral that italmost seems as if you’ll be so dizzyby the time you reach the observatorythat you’ll be unable to see the lightsacross in Harper, let alone any dis¬tant stars. Suddenly, however, youcome out on the roof, into the coldnight, and see the silver domed hutat the end of a short board walk.Figures move about inside the hut,—dim shadows in the deep red glowof a lone ruby lamp. You get to thedoorway, someone teaches you, guidesyou to the eyepiece of the telescope:“Take a look at that. It’s part ofthe Orion nebula.” So you squint intothe glass and find that you are look¬ing at a dark circle of sky, with starsscattered like bright dust all over it.You move away from the telescopeand look at the patch of sky at whichit is pointed. There is nothing but akind of cloudy haze.Thorton Page InstructorThen a light goes on. You find yourcompanions to be two students indark coats, and a blonde rosy facedyoung man with a grey overcoat andblue earmuffs.. .Thornton Page, in¬structor in hstronomy, recently ofYale.“We’ll look at the map,” say’sPage, “perhaps we can find a gooddouble star to look at.” And he showsyou a roadmap of the winter sky. In¬stead you decide to look at Rigel, thebrightest star in the sky, located inthe left foot of the constellation ofOrion. Page aims the long pipe bysighting through a smaller scope.Then you look at Rigel, a point oflight, blazing blue. Page will tellyou that the blueness is caused by it’sintense heat, and that it is heliumgas that burns so. Astronomers foundhelium in the stars before anyonefound it in the Texas rock.. Look at SiriusAfter everyone has looked at theblue star you push the top part ofthe dome around on its track and aimthe telescope at Sirius, the double“dog star,” Orion’s faithful hound.Like all real double stars, those ofSirius revolve about one another asif attached at the two ends of a rope.CampusBriefs« « *Plan Refugee AidDance for AprilA Refugee Aid Dance, sponsoredby all the Jewish organizations oncampus, is scheduled for April 15that the Cloister Club in Ida Noyes.The following are the members ofthe Refugee Aid Committee:Eddie Elisberg, Avukah; CharlesMartin, Phi Sigma Delta; ArnoldGoldberg, Phi Sigma Delta; IrvingBeederman, Pi Lambda Phi; RobertKorach, Zeta Beta Tau; Gilbert Roth-stein, Saadyah Maximon, Bernice Ja¬cobson, and Jean Turner, J. S. F.Other members of the committeeare: Don Becker, Lambda GammaPhi; Claire Louise Kohn, J.S.F.; Syl¬via Richie, Triota; Sylvia Reavin, Tri-ota; Marshall Blumenthal, Phi SigmaDelta; Sherman Cohen, Nu Beta Ep¬silon.Decide on PeaceConference TodayAmong the topics discussed at ameeting of the Campus Peace Coun¬cil today in Room A of Ida Noyes,at 12:45, will be the question ofwhether or not the Council shouldconduct an All-Campus Peace Con¬ference next quarter as it did lastyear.The Peace Council will also drawup a slate of officers for next quarterand next year at the meeting, and allwho are interested in the work of theCouncil are asked to attend.Last quarter the Council sponsoreda Model World Conference here atthe University in which eight mid-western school participated. Thisquarter the Council has sponsored aseries of discussions on the generaltopic “How can we meet the fascistthreat of war?” in which BertrandRussel, Walter Laves, and a promi¬nent communist expressed theirviews. While you are sighting at SiriusPage will shut off the timing clock(if you ask him) and Sirius will starswimming rapidly out of your circleof sky. The clock-mechanism in thetelescope support is geared to keepthe telescope always pointed at thesame spot, counteracting the earth’sturning. Looking through the glasswhen the clock isn’t working you be¬come dizzily aware of the rate atwhich the earth is spinning.May See SaturnPage will tell you, as you begin toleave, that the winter months are badfor star-gazing, there being fewcloudless nights. For this reason itis difficult to see any of the planets.But the observatory is open to stu¬dents every Wednesday from 7:30 to9 and he will promise to show youSaturn sitting like a tennis ball in aquoits ring, the “canals” of Mars(when it comes up), great star clus¬ters the spiral “universes” whirling inspace, and the amazing dark nebulae.You tilt your head far back, lookonce more at the immensity of thecurving sky, draw a breath... and holdit as you descend the steep spiralingtower stairs to the marble third floorof the building.Delay Women’s Co-opTill Fall QuarterAlthough more than enough Uni¬versity women have stated their de¬sire to join a woman’s housing co¬operative, the organization of sucha project will have to be delayed un¬til fall quarter. Bud Briggs, commit¬tee chairman, announced yesterday.Main difficulty in organizing such aco-operative at the present time liesin securing a suitable building withinreasonable distance from the campus.Since the organization wants to be¬gin on a sound basis, it was consid¬ered advisable to wait until arrange¬ments could be made for securing asatisfactory building.According to reports from itsmembers and visitors, the men’sHousing co-op at 6558 Ellis has beensuccessfully operated. - In a recentmeeting several rents were re-adjust¬ed downward. There is also a wait¬ing list holding options on rooms thatpresents members may vacate.Price SpeaksTo Political ScientistsErnest Price, director of Interna¬tional House, will speak at a meetingof the Graduate Political ScienceClub on “Should democracy protectitself from anti-democratic propagan¬da” tomorrow, in Social Science 201.Tea will be served after discussion.At the final meeting of this quar¬ter in Social Science 302 NathanLeites, instructor in Political Science,will discuss “Changing obstacles tofreedom of the press.”Norm Foster PlaysFor Reynolds ClubThe Esquires under the directionof sophomore Norm Foster providethe music for the last Reynolds ClubBasketball dance of the season Sat¬urday evening. The music is sched¬uled to begin immediately followingthe basketball game with Wisconsin.For the benefit of students attend¬ing the final performance of Mirrorthe dancing will last until 1.Flu Epidemic atUniversity on WaneThe two or three remaining stu¬dents at Billings Hospital with theflu indicate that, unless there is asecondary wave, the epidemic at theUniversity is clearly on the wane.Ten days ago, when Billings wasswamped with 27 patients, the hos¬pital held more students than at anytime since 1928 when a severe in¬fluenzal epidemic filled it with 60.Laurence Talks toSettlement GroupMembers of the YWCA SettlementGroup will hear Mrs. Glenford Lau¬rence of the Chicago Commons, oneof the oldest community centers inthe city, speak on community life ata tea in Ida Noyes hall at 3:30 thisafternoon. Billie Bender is chairmanof the group. Tyler—(Continued from page 1)ing. Yet few institutions have devisedinstruments to measure the extent towhich this is actually accomplished.The 22 schools engaged in the Co¬operative study are Allegheny Col¬lege, Pa.; Antioch College, Ohio; BallState Teachers, Ind.; Bethany Col¬lege, W. Va.;, University of Denver,Colo.; Hendrix College, Arkansas;Hiram College, Ohio; Hope College,Mich.; Iowa State College; LittleRock Junior College, Arkansas; Uni¬versity of Louisville, Ky.; MichiganState College; Mills College, Calif.;Northwest Missouri State 'TeachersCollege; Muskigum College, Ohio;Olivet College, Mich.; Park College,Mo.; Taladega College, Ala.; Pasa¬dena Junior College, Calif.; Collegeof St. Catherine, Minn.; StephensCollege, Mo.; and the College ufWooster, Ohio.The University is conducting sev¬eral other evaluation programs of thesame general nature. One of themis a survey of 30 progressive schools.The long run effect of these studieswill be accumulation of a large bodyof material bearing on the problemsof general education and the develop¬ ment of educational leaders capableof continuing productive educationalresearch.Dean Scott and Morris Hartung,assistant professor of Education areworking under Tyler’s direction todetermine how their training com¬pares with that given in regnilar highschools. Another is the summer work¬shop shop which teachers from otherschools attend to study special prob¬lems in education. In addition theUniversity has recently inaugurateda program under the direction ofTyler to evaluate its own curriculum.ASU OrganizesLiterature GroupThe ASU Literature Group meetsfor the first time tonight to make‘plans for a new student literaryworkshop.At the preliminary organizationmeeting scheduled for 8 o’clock inRoom C of Ida Noyes, students whoare interested in the various phasesof literary creation will formulatethe group’s organization.All students are eligible for thisgroup, which will take over some ofthe activities of the now defunctPoetry Club.On Sale Today!COMPLETE UNEXPURGATED EDITION —MIENKAMPFBY ADOLF HITLER"The most important book in the world" now for thefirst time — complete in the Engtish language. Prof¬its to the Refugees! Get your copy of First AmericanEdition.UlOODinORTH’SBOOK STORE1311 E. 57lh St. OPEN EVENINGSChristian Science Organizationat the University of Chicagoannounces aFREE LECTUREON CHRISTIAN SCIENCEBY CHARLES V. WINN, C. S. B.OF PASADENA, CAL.THURSDAY AFTERNOON, MARCH 2, 1939AT 4:30 O’CLOCK, CLASSICS BUILDING, RM. 10the University Public is Cordially invited to attendSENIORSDo You Want Your Picture in the1939 CAP&GOWNMarch 7thIS THE DEADLINE10-2 Mon., Tues., Thurs., Fri.Room 16, Lexington Hall"imperfect in original ■Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 1, 1939Notes• V *By BOB REYNOLDSThough it may often approach thedroll and the near pathetic, Chicago’sbrand of football as an amateur ven¬ture is never futile. For, to utilize thejargon of Euclid, does not Chicagofootball as practiced approach withgreater perfection the hypothesis setup to justify its existence than atall other major institutions. Characterbuilding is primary, necessarily so, ofcourse.And the quaint fact is that thepowers of the Athletic departmenthave resigned themselves to a trendformulated completely without theirassent and now place import on theholy values. They want to know, asTommy Flinn’s private interviewswith freshman football men does, whygrades aren’t up, if difficulties ex¬ist between instructors, how a tooheavy activities schedule can be light¬ened, are any old injuries acting up,etc., etc., anything integral to thewelfare of the athlete.Clark Shaughnessy’s late eightpage questionnaire probing all phasesof the participants’ opinions on thegame carried only three questions onthe actual tactics and the remain¬der on intangibles such as spirit, howit is created and maintained, and at¬titude towards studies, why they aremore important than the sport. He al¬so included a short story telling thetale of a freshman well endowedphysically and mentally, whose evi¬dent great value was liquidatedthrough ineligibility, for the purpo.seof pressing home the study side ofsports.Ralph Metcalf recently floated astartling little inquiry, asking whatschools had made offers to the fresh¬man athletes, what the offers wereand who the schools were. The pointbehind this last endeavor is probablymore far reaching than either of thepreviously discussed.Whatever hands there are that in¬dicate athlete trends certainly arewaving feebly toward forced truth atChicago.Alpha Belts LeadIM WrestlingWith Eight WinsThe close of the first day of thetwo day Intramural Wrestling meetin the basement of Bartlett Gymfound the Alpha Delta Phis on thetop of the heap by placing eight menin today’s finals and the Phi Deltssecond by winning six bouts. The PhiPsis ranked third with five men tocompete in the finals. Three boutswere being run at a time and en¬thusiasm was high among the frater¬nity men.Team standings are as follows: ADPhi, 34; Phi Delt, 30; Phi Psi, 25;ZBT, 15; Sigma Chi, 13; DKE, 10;Psi U, 10; Rinky Dinks, 8; Phi Gam,5; DU, 5; Kappa Sigma, 5; Jailbirds,5 and CTS, 3.Some events had many contendersand others had few. Because of this,four men will compete in the finalsof the 136, 145, and 165 pound class¬es. The finals begin today at 3:45 inBartlett Gym’s basement and arelisted below.1. Pyle, DKE, vs. Goodman, RinkyDinks 1362. Fisher, Sigma Chi, vs. Zafros,Independent 1363. Bethke, Alpha Delt, vs. Barlow,Kappa Sigma 1454. Hall, Sigma Chi, vs. Weiss, PhiPsi 1455. Walker, Phi Delt vs. Dean, Al¬pha Delt 1656. Ivy, Independent vs. Herro, In¬dependent 1657. Schaible, CTS, vs. Slob in,ZBT 1218. Browning, Phi Delt, vs. Skraba,Jailbirds 1289. Stone, Independent, vs. Stehney,Phi Delt 15510. Sharkisian, Phi Gam, vs. Moore,Phi Psi 17511. Hamity, ZBT, vs. Nohl, AlphaDelt Heavyweight12. Finals of the 13613. Finals of the 14514. Finals of the 165Law Library BulletinThe law library has begun to issuebulletins. If response to the first pub¬lication is great enough there will besubsequent issues monthly or semi¬quarterly. The purpose of the bulletinis to inform students, faculty, andalumni, facts about the law libraryand the activities of individuals andgroups in the law school. Shleppers, LawmenWin IM GamesPlaying off for the Independent di¬vision championship of the Intramur¬al basketball tournament the Shlep-pers beat the Golden Hurricanes 20-11 and the Barristers the Jailbirds28-16 in Bartlett gym last night.The Hurricanes, transfers fromHarvard, didn’t have a chance againstthe bigger and more experiencedShleppers although they caught up abit in the second half, making ninepoints to the winner’s eight. Thiswas due to the four man defense usedby the Shleppers in the third andfourth periods. Adams, pooped by hisfast breaking, had a hard time get¬ting back to his end of the floor be¬fore his teammates took the ball awayfrom the Hurricanes. He again pacedthe scoring by putting in seven buck¬ets, all from under the basket.Despite a Jailbird rally in the sec¬ond half, making nine points to thewinner’s eight, the Barristers tookthem 28-16. Brandt led the scoringwith 12 points, followed by Dumont,Goldstein, and Apple, with four each,and Hall and Leviten with two. Shostrom GainsQuarter FinalsIn Tennis MeetJohn Shostrom, captain and num¬ber one man on last years’ Maroontennis team, reached the quarter fin¬als of the national indoor singlestennis tournament Monday by defeat¬ing Joe Fishback of New York withscores of 8-6 and 8-6.Shostrom was undefeated last yearin Big Ten competition and lead theChicago squad to the title of Confer¬ence Champions. His graduation hasdeprived the tennis team of its stel¬lar player, but the availability of theMurphy twins, this year’s co-captainsand Big Ten doubles champions,points to a favorable season forCoach Wally Hebert’s boys.Shostrom’s chances to win the in¬door singles championship was great¬ly helped yesterday when it becamei apparent that Gene Mako, Davis cup! star who was seeded second in the Ii tournament, would be unable to com- jI pete because of illness and was forcedj to withdraw. ! Wrestlers LoseClase BattleTo WisconsinChicago’s wrestlers lost a close bat¬tle to Wisconsin at Madison Mondaynight, 19-13. At the start of the lastbout, which was heavyweight, theMaroons were losing by one point.Bob Brown, Chicago grappler, waswinning in his bout by four pointswith three minutes to go when hestumbled and fell. His opponent tookadvantage of this and managed to winby a fall.“Killer” Valorz, 176, pinned John¬son to remain undefeated in confer¬ence competition this year. WillysLittleford did not make the trip be¬cause he has the flu.Wisconsin, of course, was no push¬over, because the Badgers, conferencetitle holders, are going through theBig Ten opposition with ease.The Score is as follows: 121 pounds—Halada (W) decisioned Young (C).128 pounds— Parmalee (C) pinnedKnoll (W). 136 pounds— Newberry(W) decisioned W. Thomas (C). 145pounds— C. Thomas (C) decisionedI Martens (W). 155 pounds— Andersonj (W) defeated Butler (C). 166 pounds— Arawinko (W) decisioned Webster! (C). 175 pounds—Valorz (C) pinned Johnson (W). Heavyweight— Merry(W) pinned Brown (C). Total 19(W). 13 (C).mmbshcu%"They whisper that I wield morepower than Queen Elizabeth,Marie Antoinette and Cleopatraall in one. Why?"Do diplomats, bankers. Cabinetministers and journalists meetweekly at Cliveden, my countryhome, to rule England behind tl^scenes?"Did they bring about AnthonyEden's downfall?"Do I personally favor Naziism?Fascism? Communism?’* **®'?!**"* »er»«fball,” they“Arrogant popoff.”But you can’t dent Larryrs a profit, for' first time since 1932? aPortsOTiter interviews the^ wlM brought night base,to Brookl3rn.LADY ASTOR lashes out in reply to thesensational stories about the “ClivedenSet,“ reveals the real beliefsof the woman who went from •Virginia to a seat in Parliament.Subtle as' Punch in the Noth STANLEY FRANK*^Ah, foosh!'* gasped Mr.Glencannon. “What a frichtfulsituation! Either I capture amermaid or I lose my job. Aturrible fix!” Aided only by abottle of Duggan’s Dew, hesets out. But swith!finding Marina theMermaid only start-ed his troubles! “HE J.Or.r?®H4e|, „ 'O'for)H«cquick ^A-coiokIThe Way of a ^Man with a Mermaidby GUY GILPATRICInH ^ »A