Price Three CentsVol. 39. No. 14. Z-149 THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1938Students MeetTo DiscussDean’s RegulationsCongress to AppointSub-Committee to SeeDean Works.The Campus Congress will discusswhat voice student organizationsshould have in the making of Univer¬sity regulations which govern theirconduct, at 3:30 today in Cobb 309.A week ago, Martin Freeman, ac¬ting adviser to student publications,refused to allow Vox, a new radicalpublication, to be distributed on cam¬pus. The leaders of the Campus Con¬gress believe that there was somejustification for the action of theDean’s office in this particular mat¬ter, but that the incident does showa definite need for some student bodywith which the Dean’s office couldcommunicate' to get the students’ re¬action to a proposed rule before go¬ing ahead with it. The formation ofa sub-committee of the Campus Con¬gress Committee will be consideredas one possible solution to the prob¬lem..\ny one may become a member ofthe Campus Congress by attendingthe sessions which will be held everyThursday at 3:30 for a series of abouteight weeks. This is a completechange from the procedure of lastyear when all members had to comeas delegates from organizations or bypetition.The topic of next week’s meetingwill be “Race Relations and Discrim¬ination on the Campus.” The memberof the Congress Committee in chargeof the meeting is Pattie Quisenberry..\nyone knowing of any cases of dis¬crimination on campus or at placespatronized by students should ^pro¬vide the committee with the knownfacts before the meeting, so that ifnece.ssary plans for action may bemade. ^^Let Smith Do It’’Says Cotton Champ T. V.“Let Smith Do It: Raise for theMiddle West a voice which the Na¬tion already knows.”This is one of the campaign slogansof Thomas Vernor Smith, Universityprofessor of Philosophy, who is run¬ning for Congressman-at-large fromIllinois on the Democratic ticket.Smith, known to students as “T.V.”is now finishing a term in the statesenate, proud that in his four yearsin office he introduced only one billand saw that one passed. This billprovided for the establishment of aLegislative Council which is to be in¬troduced into the state legislature.Lincoln and T.V.“T.V.” was born in a log cabin inBlanket, Texas n April 26, 1890. At13 years of age, already precocious,he became a champion cotton pickerof his home state by plucking 413pounds (a full bale is 600) in one day.In 1916 Smith began teaching at theUniversity of Texas, served as a pri¬vate in the United States Army dur¬ing the war, and in 1921 came to theUniversity. After getting his doctor’sdegree he joined the University facul¬ty and became professor of Philosophyin 1927.Encouraged by Horner, Smith ranfor the state senate in 1934 and, inthe ordinarily Republican Universitydistrict, won on a Democratic slate.Working in Chicago and in Spring-field he outspokenly repudiated theKelly-Nash machine of Chicago andalienated Horner by his independence.Of his political stand the LegislativeVoter’s League says “. . . notably in¬dependent, shaping his course withoutregard to political expediency.”Politicians Should CompromiseSmith believes that politicians arenot supposed to evolve their own ideasbut are to evolve compromise pro¬grams. As his national program heproposes extension of civil service,(Continued on page 4)Maritain Defines ModernDemocracy as Masked AnarchyModern democracy is a maskedanarchy which is bound to lead eitherto totalitarianism or to chaos, JacquesMaritain stated last night in thesecond of his series of lectures onpolitical theory.Speaking on the subject of “LaDemocratic et I’Autorite”, Maritainpointed out that while present-daydemocracies, following the theories ofKousseau, deny to the state authorityover the “personne” (a persongarded in his spiritual aspect) theygive it power over the “individu”(person regarded materially) and arethus likely to degenerate into totali¬tarian states concerned only with thematerial “individu” and neglectingthe spiritual “personne” completely.The only alternative to totalitarian¬ism in such a system is the frankanarchy of Proudhon, which has in¬fluenced Marx and many other polit¬ical philosophers, and which is a con¬ceivable outcome of the present an-archial democracy. However, Mari¬tain does not consider this as a par¬ticularly attractive prospect and in¬stead proposes both power anduuthority to be given a new kind ofVSU Theatre GroupAnnounces Contest state which he calls an “organicdemocracy.”In this state, government would be“by the people” in the sense that theheads of the state would be electedby universal suffrage, (which he con¬siders as more of a symbol than atool of government) but they wouldhave the authority to run the statejustly, rather than being merely theinstruments of the people.The last lecture of Maritain’s se-ries will be given in Breasted Hall at8 tomorrow evening.A playwriting contest for all poten¬tial authors on the campus has beenannounced by the ASU Theatregroup. To stimulate campus talentthe group is offering a ten dollarprize for the best play, which theymay produce as its second winterproduction.The rules of the contest are as fol¬lows :1. Manuscripts are to be typeddouble-space, signed with a nom-de-plume, and enclosed in a sealed en¬velope. 2. The author’s name andaddress in a separate envelopeshould be submitted to the ASUTheatre Group Play Contest in careof the Faculty exchange. 4. Judges'vill be members of the group, andtheir decisions will be final. 5. Incase the material submitted is notworthy of production, the group willistribute the awards as it sees fit. Hold FinalSession ofTraining SchoolAll freshmen who desire to workon The Daily Maroon must attend thefinal lecture of the Maroon trainingschool today at 3:30 in Cobb 409.Martin J. Freeman, assistant profes¬sor of Business, will talk on journal¬ism.Freeman was a newspaper man forten years before beginning teaching.In that time he worked on six papersin Illinois, Ohio and Texas, serving ina variety of positions from cub re¬porter to managing editor. He beganhis journalistic career in college aseditor of the Ohio Northern news¬paper.Writes Mystery StoriesHis experiences as crime reporterled to his avocation of writing mys¬tery stories and furnished many ofthe incidents for the four books hehas written.Freeman will try to answer thequestions of why one should want towork on a newspaper, and what theopportunities of the field are, and willexplain some of the rules of goodjournalistic writing.The freshmen attending the lecturewill be taken on the Daily Maroonstaff next week. They are expectedto attend the staff meeting at 12:45Monday in the Maroon office in Lex¬ington Hall, at which time they willbe given instruction^ and told theirduties. Runs for OfficeT. V. SMITHFreshmen SelectLeaders TomorrowElection Follows ManySurprise Moves ofClass.Emerging from an unexpected andeventful series of incidents. Fresh¬man Organization culminates tomor¬row in the election of Class officers.Under the direction of the ten-member organization committee, vot¬ing booths have been established atthe entrance of Cobb Hall, where allballots must be cast between 8:00a. m. and 1:30 p.m.Four poll officials. Bob Reynolds,Bud Daniels, Dick Trowbridge, andHarry Levi, will be on duty at theballot boxes at all times in order toassure a systematic method of vot¬ing.Later in the afternoon the officialcounting committee will meet andtally the votes from the printed bal¬lots which have been prepared for theoccasion. Election results will appearin Friday’s Maroon, and the winnerswill be introduced during the Social“C” Dance tomorrow evening.There are ten candidates for pres¬ident and four for secretary. Fresh¬men will vote once for each office.The following are candidates for theexecutive posts: Jack Campbell,James W. Degan, A1 Dreyfuss, JeromeHolland, William Johnston, ReedLater, Alfred Rider, Dale Scott, EdSpalding, and Frank Van Brunt.For the secretarial position thecandidates are: Jean Cameron, Dor¬othy Ganssle, Clarabelle Grossman,and Jane Walstrum.Pulse Adds SixFreshmen to StaffPulse has added six new freshmenthis week. Beverly Weinstein is onthe business staff. William Halperin,Melvin Steinberg, and Art Salzmanare working on the editorial staff.Ruth Wehlan and Ira Glick are ex¬change managei’s.There are also many new upper¬classmen on the staff. John Patrick,a transfer student, is doing cartoons.Margaret Heck and Ruth Catcher areon the editorial staff. Betty Newhalland John McWhorter are circulationmanagers. Jack Green is advertisingmanager. Catherine Shaw is on thebusiness staff.Issue ChapelUnion Paper“The Chapel Organ,” published bythe Chapel Union, made its initial ap¬pearance yesterday. Mimeographedon green paper, this new publicationis very similar in make-up to the“Tower Topics.”The editors and staff of this newpaper greet their readers in character¬istic Van 'le Water style with acheery “Howdy Folks.” Stress Vocational Study atConference Sponsored by BWOHamity, ShermanMilk Cows forDA Ad StuntOne of the wildest publicity schemesever concocted in the brain of a uni¬versity student will be enacted todayat high noon. In the Circle at thattime Lew Hamity, captain of the Uni¬versity football team, and Sollie Sher¬man, speedy Maroon halfback, willstage a milking contest on two cowsprocured by DA to advertise “Butterand Egg Man,” their first production.Bill Boehner, publicity head of DA,claims it happened this way: In thelocker room before practice for theOhio State game this Saturday, thetwo football players had a friendlylittle scrap over Marion Elisberg, lastyear’s Homecoming Queen. Both ofthem wanted to take Marion to theDA production, and they didn’t knowhow to decide the question. At thatmoment Boehner made a fortuitousappearance, and, seeing the possibili¬ties of a beautiful publicity stunt, of¬fered them the opportunity to decidethe question by milking DA’s two dairyI cows, the best milker to win a datewith Miss Elisberg and the two bestseats in the house for DA’s “Butterand Egg Man” to be given October28 and 29 in Leon Mandel Hall.To make it a good all-around show,DA has designated two beauty queens,Charlotte Rexstrew and Jane Myers,as referees. They will decide the win¬ner and see that the proper techniquesare used. Marion Elisberg will per¬sonally award the prize to the victor. Speakers EmphasizeNeed for EducationalBackground.Stress was laid on thorough studyof a vocational field yesterday in thefirst of a series of vocational guidancetalks, sponsored by BWO. Both Mrs.Francis Murray, Dean of WinnetkaGraduate Teachers College, who spokeon education, and Miss Wilma Wright,of the University School of SocialService Administration, who talkedon the field of social service work,emphasized the need of a broad edu¬cational background for teachers aswell as social workers.The type of person in both fields isapproximately the same; the teacherand the social worker must be inter¬ested in people, their problems, theirinterests, and their environment. Thework of a teacher requires not only athorough knowledge of the teacher’sspecific field but a general, broadeducation, which should correlate theteacher’s knowledge of her own fieldand many others. No one shouldteach who is more concerned withsalary than with people, Mrs. Murraybelieves.SalariesSalaries are usually constant, rang¬ing from $50-$60 a month for assist¬ant teachers to at least $10,000 ayear for administrators. The countryschool teacher receives $60-$100 amonth, while the city school marmis paid $90-$100 a month. The salaryof a high school teacher is $100-$200a month.Miss Wright, who spoke instead ofMiss Charlotte Towle, stated that the(Continued on page 3)Economic and Military PowerMutually Dependent^ Says Russell“Economic power is based, in theinternal affairs of states, upon lawand the respect for law; in externalaffairs upon military prowess, themeans by which men or states obtainthe legal title to the ownership ofland,” Bertrand Russell told an au¬dience which filled Mandel hall yes¬terday afternoon, in the third of hisseries of lectures on “Power: A NewSocial Analysis.”In a vicious circle, military powerdepends to a large extent on economicpower, the power of obtaining foodTombach CastsThree ASUPlays TodayCasting trials for the fall produc¬tion of the ASU Theatre Group willbe held today in the Reynolds Clubroom A, at 3:30. Scheduled for pro¬duction on November 17, 18, and 19by director Irving Tombach are threeshort pieces, in accordance with thegroup policy of casting as many mem¬bers as possible.The three plays are “The Fall ofthe City” by Archibald MacLeish,originally a radio play, which will beproduced in the novel mass chant stylewhich tfhe group introduced to thecampus last year; the brilliant one-act farce by Anton Chekhov, ^‘TheMarriage Proposal;” and a play ofthe Mexican revolution of 1914 wherePancho Villa rose to prominance.Deals With Women RevolutionariesThis play “Soldadera” which trans¬lated means “The Soldier Women” waswritten by Josephina Niggli. Theplay deals with the women whostayed immediately behind the linesof the struggle and guarded the am¬munition of their men who werefighting up ahead.Production director Demarest Pola-check urged all graduate studentsinterested in the work of the organi¬zation to come to the casting meetingtoday.Prospective members will also geta chance to meet Irving Tombach,the new director from the FederalTheatre. Rehearsals will start im¬mediately after the casting is com¬pleted. and raw materials, he continued. Con¬versely, economic power is based onmilitary force, especially since thevirtual discontinuation of free tradewhich forces each country to depend,for its success in war, on militarycontrol of certain economic areas.Propaganda PowerIncrease in the importance of prop¬aganda power has largely come since1848 with the movement, originallyliberal, toward increased nationality.“Before that time, the state was re¬garded as the private property of amonarch. Now, men feel a loyaltyfor the state that they never felt be¬fore, and are more willing to fightand die for it,” Russell announced.“Every modern war has to be foughtfor an important cause which it isthe duty of the politician, as propa¬gandist, to discover.”The modern trend is toward the con¬centration of economic power and thecoalescence of economic, military,progaganda and political power, whichproduce the corporate state, hestated.“In regard to the coalescence of po¬litical and economic power,” Russellsaid, “there are two systems—the sys¬tem under which politicians controleconomics, which produces fascism orcommunism, and the system underwhich economists control politicians,which is known as rugged individual¬ism. If democracy is to be preserved,it must penetrate both the economicand the political spheres.“The main moral I wish to draw,”Russell concluded, “is that economics,because property can change hands inso many ways not strictly economic,is not a separate science, but a partof the science of power, the fund¬amental science in all social ques¬tions.”FRESHMAN COUNSELLORSFreshman Counsellors who re¬ceived forms to fill in from theOrientation Committee are re¬quested to return these immediate¬ly. The forms were sent out to getdata so that the Committee couldcontinue working with the fresh¬men throughout the year and delayin returning these blanks willhamper it considerably in its plans.The blanks may be returned toMartin Miller or turned in at theDean of Student’s Office.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1938^aily^aromtFOUNDED IN 1901MEMBER ASSOCIATED COLLEGIATEPRESSThe Daily Maroon is the official studentnewspaper of the University of Chicago,published mornings except Saturday, Sun*day and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, S831 University avenue.Telephones: Hyde Park 9221 and 9222.After 6:30 phone in stories to ourprinters. The Chief Printing Company,1920 Monterey avenue. Telephone Cedar-crest 3310.The University of Chicago assumes noresponsibility for any statements appear¬ing in The Daily Maroon, or for any con-tract entered into by The Daily Maroon.The Daily Maroon expressly reservesthe rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper. Subscriptionrates: $3 a year; $4 by mail. Singlecopies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March18, 1903, at the post office st Chicago,Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.RCPRESENTSD FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISINO BVNational Advertising Service, Inc.College Publishers Representative4>20 Madison Ave. New York. N. Y.Chicaso ' Boston ■ Los anseles - san FranciscoBOARD OF CONTROLEditorial StaffLAURA BERGQUISTMAXINE BIESENTHALEMMETT DEADMAN, ChairmanSEYMOUR MILLERADELE ROSEBusiness StaffEDWIN BERGMANMAX FREEMANEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESRuth Brody, Harry Cornelius, WilliamGrody, Bette Harwich, David Martin,^^^___Alice_Meyerj_RoWrt_Sedlak_^___BUSINESS ASSOCIATESDayton Caple, Richard Glasser, DavidSalzberg, Harry Topping.Night Editors: Bette Hurwichand Hart Wurzburg ,In SupportOf LitterThe Campus Congress Com¬mittee wants to know if studentorganizations should have avoice in the forming of regula¬tions governing their activities.We want to know more thanthat. We want to know why theoffice of the Dean of Studentshas cut off an important campuspublicity source and limited thecollecting of funds at publicmeetings without feeling anyobligation to give reasons for itsaction.The Campus Congress Com¬mittee hopes to do somethingabout giving students a voice.It plans to set up, out of stu¬dents attending the meetingthis afternoon, a sub-committeeinterested in student rights, toconsult with Dean Works aboutthe changes in the regulationsand the purpose behind thechanges.Let’s consider one changewhich ought to be coming upfor consideration before today’smeeting. The Dean’s Office hasdecided that handbills may notbe distributed on the Quad¬rangles. They must have had areason for the decision. Themost obvious one is that hand¬bills litter the campus and nul¬lify the effect of B and G’s land¬scaping activities.If that’s the case, the Deanof Students has missed a fineopening. Why doesn’t he makea rule outlawing the applicationof whitewash on campus pro¬perty? Or, for a real beautytreatment, he might campaignfor a wrecking crew to teardown Lexington hall and land¬scape the approach to the Chap¬el and Oriental Institute.Perhaps there’s another ob¬jection ;—it may be the literaryquality of the offerings flungto the unheeding student. True,the University has not yet de¬veloped a rabble rouser of TomPaine caliber. The majority ofthe handbills don’t even haveanything to say. But the Dean’soffice will never give up theright to regulate what may andwhat may not be distributed.Let them pass on the calibernecessary before a handbill isto be exposed to the generalgaze. They have no excuse forcutting out all opportunitiesfor pamphleteering.Handbills may litter the cam¬pus ; they may cause extra workfor B and G. However, studentshave complained about the rul¬ing; signifying that they doconsider the privilege an impor¬tant one. If their publicity is anexpense to the University, theywould undoubtedly be willing topay for it.No, we don’t see any reason Today on theQuadranglesMaroon Training School, Kent Lec¬ture Hall, 2:30.ASU Theater Group Casting, Rey¬nolds Club, Room A, 3:30.Campus Congress, Cobb 309, 3:30.BWO Women’s Conference, IdaNoyes 3:30.Avukah, Pearl Franklin on “Pales¬tine Crisis” Classics 10, 3:30.Christian Youth League, YWCARoom, Ida Noyes 7:30.University Friends of the AbrahamLincoln Brigade, Classics 11, 4:30.Ida Noyes Council, YWCA Room,Ida Noyes, 12-1.Achoth, YWCA Room, Ida Noyes,3:30.Chapel Union, Education Commit¬tee Meeting, WAA Room, Ida Noyes,4:15.Christian Science Organization. IdaNoyes Sun Parlor, 4:30.Alumnae Club Council, AlumnaeRoom, Ida Noyes, 7.Peace Committee, Cobb 308A, 12:30.Divinity Chapel, Dr. Shepherd,11:55.Bacteriology and Parasitology Club,Ricketts North, 4:30. Re-Enact Druid CeremoniesAt Int-House CarnivalSlow moving priests, the druids ofancient Celtic culture, and a livingsacrifice upon an ancient stone altartouched by the slanting rays of themorning sun—all this was once partof a scene at Stonehenge, near Lon¬don, oldest historical spot in England,claimed by scientists and anthropolo¬gists as a relic of the great bronzeage.Directed by Richard Elmhirst, ofTotnes, Devon, England, English stu¬dents in International House will re¬produce such a scene in one of themost dramatic ceremonies of Inter¬national Night, on Saturday, October29. As their part of the annual car¬nival, they will reconstruct Stone¬henge and give their interpretation ofthe living sacrifice ceremony in dia¬logue and pantomime.From 8 until after midnight. Inter¬national House will be open to thepublic, and Chicago citizens and Uni¬versity students together will visitvivid scenes from all over the world,set in every Lounge and corridor ofthe House. Fortune telling, gypsyCourtier ComesOff Press;Circulation UpIN THE MAILBOXThey’ve opened up the Coffee Shop, 1From nine until eleven. 2It doesn’t smell like Hanley’s; 3In fact it smells like heaven. 4They haven’t any beer, there, 5In fact, there’s only cokes.And guileless chocolate maltedsAnd gobs of campus folks. 6You can dance if you’ve a nickle.You can truck if you’ve a date.Though they close the place up earlyFoster girls will stay out late. 7You can read the Tower TopicsOr a week ago Maroon,Or can cram for any subject,Comprehensives come in June. 8FOOTNOTES1. Come around sometime and we’llintroduce you to our friend thegeneric “they.”2. Not too accurate, but it has torime, doesn’t it?3. Too bad, Mike, we knew they’d getyou in the end.4. Take it from one who’s neverbeen there.5. A nasty beverage, anyway. Verybad for the health.6. Most of whom we can remembereverything but the names of.7. Upon request.8. Wise men need no warning, saysConfucius.Comments on the Current SituationHow is your pronunciationOf the latest situation.Of the visiting professor who’snamed Benes?Do you call the critter Banish, likea Nord or Swede or Danish?Do you think it should be Bennis,sort of like to rime with Venice?Or do you slur his name like BNN-NNNNNNNs?To rime with Czechoslovakia?Your friend,Dave Eisendrath.ALSO INTHE MAILBOX5 Story St.Cambridge, Mass.,Oct. 16, 1938Dear Sir:I have long been eager to find outmore about the Chicago Plan than isgiven in the official publications. Per¬haps I could get a chance to talk toone or two of the handful of rootersthat may accompany your footballteam hence in a few weeks. While itmay be true that no intelligent personwould pay the carfare necessary tocome here for the game, I wonderwhether there is not some intelligentmember of the football squad whowould like to be shown around theUniversity.I am free Sundays but work in thestadium Saturdays prevents me fromoffering to be a guide on Saturday.If there is anyone to whom I couldbe of any service on Sunday wouldyou please let me know, as I am mostglad to oblige.Charles H. Clark,Harvard ’41. “The Courtier,” dormitory news-organ, which last year was only amimeographed sheet, has appeared inan improved and enlarged form, withseveral new features.It is now a well-printed, small,four-page paper, including advertisingand promising to use pictures. Al¬though still strictly publi.shed for thedormitories, its circulation has morethan doubled.Almost entirely limited to dormi¬tory news, “The Courtier” will againattempt to be an effective organ inits stated purpose of integrating dor¬mitory life all over campus.In addition to three articles and oneeditorial about itself, “The Courtier”includes gossip columns, “DiddlingAbout the Dorms,” and “Foster Foo,”an editorial about women in the men’sdorms, and five short articles aboutdormitory activities.U. of C. NurserySchool PresentsSeries of 4 PlaysFunds Raised to Be Usedfor Equipment, Scholar¬ships.for banning handbills. We hopethe Campus Congress Commit¬tee will be similarly short¬sighted. Mothers worked out a plan for co¬operative care of children in the Uni¬versity community when they or¬ganized the Nursery School in 1916.Today, with administration of theschool directly in the hands of theUniversity through the Child Develop¬ment Committee headed by Frank N.Freeman, professor of EducationalPsychology, a board of women, in¬cluding many of the original found¬ers, continues to raise funds for schol¬arships and equipment.Proceeds from four plays which theClare Tree Major Children’s Theatreis presenting in Mandel Hall begin¬ning October 29 will be used for thesepurposes. A company of adult actorsplaying children’s roles, the Theatrewill open its series with “The LittlePrincess.” “The King of the GoldenRiver” follows on December 10; “TheFive Little Peppers” is scheduled forJanuary 28; and “Nobody’s Boy” forFebruary 25. All performances beginat 2:30. Season tickets are $1.25,$2.00, and $3.00. Mrs. Louis L. Thurs-tone, president of the Women’s Boardof the Nursery School, and Mrs. Dan¬iel Catton Rich are in charge of ar¬rangements; Mrs. Humphreys is di¬recting ticket sales.In the meantime, mothers of Nurs¬ery School pupils miss the opportunitythey had last year to learn directlyabout caring for their children byhelping conduct classes. Since theUniversity took over the administra¬tion, only graduates students andtrained assistant have been allowedto aid teachers although mothers arestill welcome to visit classes. To con¬tinue its program of parent e<jucation,therefore, the Nursery School plansa series of group meetings 2nd lectureprograms for mothers. music, and legends of wandering no¬mads will hold the attention of someonlookers, while more active guestsattend a typically American Hallow¬e’en dance in the Assembly room. | Dress Sales WomenFor Saturday employment. Girlsexperienced in selling women’sready-to-wear preferred. ApplySally Frocks,233 S. State 5th FloorRight OR Wrong?IA 2-mmute test for telephone users1. The current used to transmit thevoice by telephone is the mostdelicate current in common use.RIGHT □ WRONG □ 2. Wire in nse in the Bell Systemwould go around the world morethan 3000 times.RIGHT □ WRONG □3. Old telephone directories arecollected in order to sell them forwaste paper.RIGHT □ WRONG □ 4. Any Bell telephone can be con¬nected with more than 90% of theworld’s telephones.RIGHT □ WRONG □S. The average time for makinglong distance telephone conneo*tions is 3 minutes.RIGHT □ WRONG □ 6, Low rates for out-of-town callsto most points are available after7 P. M. and all day Sunday.RIGHT □ WRONG □(/)siZ O< O un* i§I ns S * -*• “J5g IsjJi 1:.« i i “ . „I. a .’S 41 fc ? • 2 9 • JSsii"“IOQ « I « "E: . ■fl J S 2Q M p ‘S t&UO'Iq.'S S 9S - 9 * S >*1111 s-s«XS snh ii;r^ 4) *•"!gif 2B 3 *ei H X il i w 11• 5Siu 8 -iegg1:5tt ' w -£ »a jj s8* ta• 9 h&!UKELL TKIJ<:i>ll4LM<: MDo You Want YourClothes Cleaned Right?4Dry-cleanings for$1.95Call Midway 1880AND ASK FOR A STUDENTCLEANING CARDGuaranteed Odorless CleaningPick up and Delivery ServiceNU-GLO CLEANERS. 1306 E. 55th StreetMidway 1880 55th and KimbdrkTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1938 Pajye ThreeCrossCountry* * *By PEARL C. RUBINSLast year’s McNeill-undergrad-uate tangle over the abolition of in¬tercollegiate sports i& a thing of thepast, but at Rollins College the issuearose again and a majority of stu¬dents and faculty members havevoted to abolish football as an inter¬collegiate sport ... At Michigan,however, football enthusiasm runshigh and a majority of students in¬terviewed favor open subsidization offootball . . . Michigan students feelthat “football is a business andshould be conducted on that basis."Charging Harvard University withconspiracy to capture the governmentof Cambridge, Councilor John J.Toomey introduced a resolution tomake Harvard University a separatemunicipality ... in the midst of theproceeding a fire supposed to be in¬cendiary broke out in the basement ofthe city hall . . . despite the smoke,councilor members passed the resolu¬tion and Harvard will have to havea police, fire, and health protectionsystem.« * «Down on Lake Shore drive Loyolastudents are starting a “back to gownsfor class wear" movement . . . Ford-ham University is the only U. S. in¬stitution to require scholastic ap¬parel, but Loyola may soon challengethat distinction . . . While Fordhamrequires academic garb for only sen¬iors, Loyola will require it for allstudents . . . Seniors, however, will notlose that distinctive appearance forwhile they wear the conventionalknee length gowns, the undergrad¬uates will wear sportier, hip lengthmodels . . . The junior and seniorvotes were in a majority for the wear¬ing of gowns; the sophomore vote isyet to be made . . .The University of Oklahoma pos¬sesses a rare thing, a human tuningfork in the person of Marjorie LouSiebs. . . Mar Lou has what physiciststerm a gift of absolute pitch . . . shecan identify vibratory tones andtranslate them into the correct musi¬cal notes..\t the University of Manitoba,President Sidney Smith is on a one-man snob hunt . . . says he, “Greatleaders are generally snobs with asense of responsibility’’ ... so he isout to get more students that areclass conscious . . . Much franker thanUniversity women are the freshmenof Wellesley College who choose astheir top ranking employment prefer¬ence home-making . . . writing andjournalism which are much the samething are second and third choices. . . Reading room romances are evi¬dently quite a nuisance at the Uni¬versity of Washington w’here thecampus paper is advocating the endof the “Library dating bureau" . . .they claim that Love will find a wayand strongly urge that “love finds itsway out of the library, to some lo¬cality whose environment is not nec¬essary to the scholastic life’’ . . . Liberals, RadicalsUnite toSupport “Purge”Political Union Meets toDiscuss Re-alignment ofNational Parties.JudgeHellerREPUBLICANNOMINEEHelp Re-ElectAnAlumnusJUDGE SAMUEL HELLERReceived his Ph.B. at the Uni¬versity of Chicago in 1913 andhis M.A. in 1931.He received his Low degreeot Northwestern UniversityLow School.He is up for Re-election asfudge of Municipal Court on:TUESDAY. NOV. 84tb Name in the Republican ludicialColumnSUPPORT HIM The Political Union meeting onOctober 26th will have four speakerspreceding the discussion. In support¬ing the resolution: “Resolved that theNew Deal ‘purge’ and attempt to re¬align America into Conservative Lib¬eral parties is a beneficial step inAmerican politics." The Radical par-! ty will have the assistance of the Lib¬eral party majority in passing theresolution. Paul Goodman, formerpresident of the Debate Union, willspeak for the Liberal party bloc. TheRadical party has not announcedtheir speaker as yet.A Liberal party minority will workwith the Conservative party in de¬feating the resolution. Beta Phi’sDouglas Martin will present the Con¬servative point of view with the helpof Joseph Sonderheim, a member ofthe Chicago Debate team, who willrepresent the Liberal minority bloc.The main speakers will talk foreight minutes while the speakersfrom the floor will limit themselvesto four.At a meeting of the executive com¬mittee, last week-end, a motion waspassed increasing the membership ofthe PU by 17 members. The Liberalparty will have an additional sevenmembers and the Conservative andRadical parties will get five moreapiece. THIS is Campbell!Hugh Campbell. No Springer, he. Name Woodward asConvention SponsorFrederic Woodward, vice-presidentof the University, has been named onChicago’s Committee of One Hundred,a group of leading business, profes¬sional, religious and welfare leaderssponsoring the National Stewardship Convention to be held at the StevensHotel, Chicago, November 1-3.SHAGAM DRUGS933 EAST 55th ST. AT INGLESIDE AVE.Phone Hyde Park 2441SANDWICHES - FOUNTAIN SERVICEWE DELIVERBWO-(Continued from page 1)PLEDGINGPi Lambda Phi announces thepledging of Arthur Goldberg of Chi¬cago. personal characteristics of the socialworker are the same as those of ateacher. Social service work is anewer field which presents similarproblems to the social worker. Thebackground of a social worker mustinclude a thorough general knowledgeof the whole field of the socialsciences. Two years of graduate studywith practical clinical work are es¬sentials in the training of a socialworker.Wide Opportunities for JobsThe opportunities of getting jobs insocial service work are wide. Thereare central agencies through whichthe new worker obtains a position.There are difficulties in obtainingjobs however, as some social workersfind themselves ousted by political“pull," and in many cases, residenceis a major problem.Salaries are comparable to those ofteachers. The inexperienced workerusually receives $135-150 a month,while the older worker gets $2,000-$2,200 and up per month.Ah! Ida Noyes Adds Sleeping andSewing Rooms to Its Better ComfortsBecause the sign, “Rest Room," hadreceived a connotation other than re¬laxation and sleep, it was removedfrom the door of the slumber depart¬ment of Ida Noyes Hall. Hence, thedarkened room in the corner imme¬diately at the left of the stairway onthe second floor has been neglected.But the eight small beds, each inits individual, well-ventilated pai’ti-tion, present an enticing prospect ofcalm and quiet. Blaming the peace¬ful room’s disuse on its lack of pub¬licity, directors of the hall conferredand decided to replace the outmoded“Rest Room” sign with one bearing amore graphic phrase, “SleepingRoom.” This improvement, they hope,will cause their convenient nook todevelop into one of Ida’s most ster¬ling virtues.Adding attractions, the Hall proves its sympathetic attitude toward stu¬dents by transforming what former¬ly was the beauty shop into a repairshop for such crises as ripped hemsand torn linings. Boasting an iron,a full-length mirror, a pressing board,and a sewing-machine (as soon as itis repaired), the room, which is lo¬cated in the basement left of the lav-oratory, should become a haven tocommuters given to snagging them¬selves on library chairs.WE OFFER THIS—CharmitiK Apartment home furnished byFields, i^ven rooms and study, 3 masterbed rooms.Near the UniyersityShown by appointmentOrr Realty Midway 7000GREAT BOOKSFOREvery Student's LibraryThe New Carlton House EditionsWell Printed—Handsomely BomdFull Size Books-Price 79cPlato—PhilosophyRepublicDarwin—Origin of SpeciesAristotle—EthicsPaine—Age of ReasonCommon SenseSpinoza—PhilosophyMontaigne—EssaysRousseau—Social ContractGoethe—SelectionsSchopenhauer—PhilosophyNietzsche—Beyond Good andEvil Confucius—Conduct of LifeKarl Marx—CapitalEmerson—EssaysDewey—Human Nature andConductVoltaire—Philosophical Dic¬tionaryFreud—Intro, to Psycho¬analysisHavelock Ellis—ConfessionalBacon—EssaysFranklin—AutobiographyTolstoi—Essays on LifeBertrand Russell PricePOViTCr — ^ Social Analysis —$3/00UJOODinORTH'SBOOK STOREOpen Evenings 1311 E. 57th St. Betty Threw HerCARPUSOut of Gear!• In Other words, sprained herwrist. Seems Betty’s foimtain pensuddenly stalled. It was full, butink simply wouldn’t flow. Sheshook . . . and she shook! Andshe SHOOK.'/ No luck. So sheSHOOK!!! Crack went her wristout of kilter.Too bad, Betty! Next time, fill up with Penit—the sure-flowing, trouble-free, easy-writingink that behaves in any make of fountain pen.You can get a handsome 2-oz. bottle for15c; or a 4-oz. bottle with chamois penwiperfor 25c at your college supply store. Try it.SANFORD’SSIThe Pen-Tested Ink for All Makes of Fountain PensGET "PENIT" FROMWOODWORTH'S BOOK STORE1311 E. 57th St.Near Kimbork Ave. Open EveningsPhone Dor. 4800COME OVER THIS WEEKFELLOWS!COLLEGE1 G H TEVERY FRIDAYDance WithDICK STABILEAnd His OrchestraA NEW KIND OF SWEET SWING AND DICK'SGOLDEN VOICED SAXOPHONEH:ALL STAR COLLEGE SHOW❖PROFESSIONAL FLOOR SHOWHalf Rate Tickets Available at the InformationDesk in the Press Building and theDoily Maroon OfficeMarine Dining RoomEDGEWATER BEACHHOTEL6300 Block Sheridan Road — Park in Hotel GaragePage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1938THE DAILY MAROON SPORTSCoaches Make Predictions AsTeams Prepare For Season’s PlaySwimmers FasterMcGillivray Sad Wrestlers Practice,Vorres Optimistic“We’ve got one of the fastest swim¬ming teams that we’ve had—but allthe other teams in the conferencehave improved, too,” mourned CoachE. Wallace McGillivray yesterday,when queried as to the prospects ofthe Maroon natators for the comingyear. He pointed out that when Michi-gran, national collegiate championslast year, and Ohio State, conferencechampions, finish pulling down thefirst, second, and third place positionsin conference meets, all the other BigTen schools might just as well drawstraws for the places left.The team that Mac claims is muchimproved over last year, is composedmostly of veterans. Captain JohnnyVan de Water is back with the prom¬ise that if he doesn’t break five min¬utes in the quarter mile free stylehe’ll treat the whole squad to a dinnerin Chinatown. As good as Van deWater in free style, says McGillivray,is Bob Sorenson, who was ineligiblelast year, but who has been workingout this fall and will be ready forthe practice meets at the end of thequarter. John Stearns and JohnnyArgali will join the two quarter-milersfor the 400 yard free-style relay.McCollum in DashesThe only outstanding dash manthat Mac has found so far is RalphMcCollum, who will probably swimboth the 60 and the 100. For breaststrokers he plans to call on PhilSchnering, water polo captain andfastest breaster at 100 yards, JimAnderson, who is about the bestbreast-stroker on the squad, JerryMarkoff, a sophomore almost as goodas Anderson, and Johnny Speck whowill provide stiff competition for bothof them.At back stroke there are Bob Stein,,Jack Bernhardt, and Bill Speck, while~iri diving, two sophomores, LouisFrench and Chuck Brown have shownpromise enough to be teamed withBob Brown for the event.McGillivray again issued an em¬phatic call for freshmen and trans¬fers. The yearling squad has only 12members so far, compared with overthree times as many hopefuls lastyear.Cross Country MenPrepare for LoyolaCoach Ned Merriam’s cross countrycharges open their season Saturdaywith a “grudge” meet against Loy¬ola, whom they nosed out last year,28-27, and who will come to Wash¬ington Park seeking the blood of theChicago squad.Loyola’s distance runner, Layden,who came in first in the meet lastyear, will be back, and since some ofChicago’s hill-and-dale boys won’t beready for this first contest, the vis¬itors may gain a victory over theMaroon squad.Chief of the University’s hopes tobeat Loyola again are newcomerMaurie Abrahamson, sophomore dis¬tance flash, reliable Bob Merriam, andBob Herschel. John Cover and JimStraker will also probably start forChicago, but Powell, outstanding manon last year’s squad, suffered awrestling injury and may not be a- Although three of the team’s main¬stays were lost through graduationand the majority of the squad is com¬posed of sophomores who have notyet tasted varsity competition. CoachSpyros Vorres is hopeful of anothersuccessful wrestling season.Conference meets do not begin un¬til January but 20 men have alreadybegun practice in anticipation of win¬ning places on the first team.Main holdovers from last year’ssquad include Hughes at 126 lbs.,Finwall at 135, Haas at 155 and Val-orz at 175. Tinker, Lenhardt, andBob Finwall, however, have grad¬uated, and their places at 118, 165 and145 lbs. respectively must be filled.Hardest position on the team tofind a man for the past few years hasbeen the heavyweight post but thisyear Coach Vorres has found a likelycontender in Brown, a numeral win¬ner.As usual the squad will be dividedinto a varsity and junior varsityteam and matches will be arrangedfor both aggregations.Although the schedule had not yetbeen announced, two practice meetswith Morton Junior College and DeKalb wil probably be held sometimein the Winter quarter and the Con¬ference tourney which this year fea¬tures encounters with Purdue, North¬western and Michigan will begin af¬ter the Christmas vacation.Faculty MembersDiscuss Labor,Relief, HousingThe second meeting of the StudentNon-Partisan Election Committee,scheduled for tomorrow at 3:30 inRosenwald 2, is open to all studentsinterested in the issues and candidatesof the coming November elections.As this meeting is concerned espe¬cially with the three problems of la¬bor, relief, and housing, Walter H. C.Laves, chairman of the meeting, willpresent Mary Gilson, who will attemptto clarify issues of the Labor Rela¬tions Board and the C.I.O.-A.F. of L.struggle, and Louis Wirth, who willshow the relation between health andhousing conditions. A third speakeron the relief situation has not yetbeen secured. The meeting will be! followed by student questions and anI open forum.The Committee hopes to hold atleast two more meetings before theelections, with candidates themselvesas speakers, chairman Richard Fieseannounced today. In this way stu¬dents will have an opportunity to asktheir own questions about the issuesinvolved.vaiiable.The Maroons have also suffered theloss of Bud Linden, for the first meetat least.After the meet against Loyola, thesquad’s next competition will beIllinois Normal on the following Sat¬urday.CHICAGO SYMPHONY ORCHESTRAFREDERICK STOCK, CONDUCTOR1938 - Forty-Eighth Season -1939SECOND CONCERT THIS WEEKTonight and Tomorrow AfternoonPROGRAMSYMPHONT' NO. 4 IN D MAJOR J. C. BACHSHORES OF SORRENTO STRAUSSSYMPHONY NO. 15 OPUS 38 MIASKOWSKYSYMPHONY NO. 2. D MAJOR BRAHMSTICKETS 50c to $2.50. SEASON TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE.Orchestra Hall Coaches Work withLine Defense; FindPunter in NohlLine defensive work was stressedagain yesterday by the grid coachingstaff. Today’s practice will be thelast before the football squad departsfor Columbus tomorrow morning.Carl Nohl, sophomore reserve, hasbeen working out with the first teamthis week and may be used at end forpart of the game. Coach Shaughnessyhas finally found a good punter inNohl and is hopeful of seeing betterkicking in the Buckeye game than hewitnessed in early season play.Lost to the team for the remainderof the season is Herb Flack, reservetackle, who was injured in the gamewith Iowa. Flack is in the hospitalwith an injured kidney.Davenport and Kimball have bothbeen working in secondary positions,and Saturday’s game will probablysee an entirely new starting backfield.Smith—(Continued from page 1) .“perfecting” of the National LaborRelations Board, “birth control” ofbills in Congress, and the giving ofseats in the United States Senate toex-presidents.Smith, running for the office ofCongressman-at-Large, wants to abol¬ish that position by redistrictingIllinois according to its present popu¬lation.In his general platform, among thethings that T.V. advises voters to“let Smith do” are: help make pros¬perity permanent by making it self-supporting (on taxation); help har¬monize your heart and your head(on government spending); helpmore and better women into politics;say what you mean in Washington;be for you the politician you wishyou were (on independence in poli¬tics); and lift a voice in Congressfor the democratic way of life (bycompromise).IntensiveShorthandCourseFOK COLLEGE GRADUATESAND UNDERGRADUATESIdeal for takinK notes at coIleKeor for spare-time or full time posi- •tions. Classes start the first ofJanuary, April, July and October.Call, u/rile or telfphont State 1881lor complete factsThe Gregg College6 N. MICHIGAN AVE.. CHICAGO Phi Psis, Dekes,Alpha Delta PhiWin in I-M PlayPhi Kappa Psi rolled up the big¬gest score of the day as they defeatedPi Lambda Phi 39-0 in the first ofthree I-M touchball games playedyesterday. Other wins were recordedby the DKE and Alpha Delt “B”teams.Featured in the Phi Psi win wereMacey, Green and Freeman. AlthoughFreeman failed to score a touchdownhimself he was on the throwing endof three winning passes. Macey andGreen each scored two touchdownswhile the outstanding play of the af¬ternoon saw the ball passed betweenthree members of the Phi Psi teamas they ran the length of the fieldand crossed the final line without op¬position.The Dekes scored 18 points as theysubdued Phi Gamma Phi. Brown, Ma¬honey and Beal were point winners.Final game of the day saw theAlpha Delt “B” team score two touch¬downs to beat Phi Kappa Sigma 12-0.They made 6 points each half bymeans of two forward passes. Thefirst, employing the age old sleeperplay was effective as Atkins passedto Bernhardt, and Bernhardt also scored the second as he received apass over the goal line.CLASSIFIEDROOM AND BOARD — Sinsle 110, double(twin beds) $18; German cooking; lovelyhome. Mrs. H. Strause, 1325 E. 52ndMid. 5982.DOUBLE YOUR MONEY in spare time. 40.50^ comm, on wonderfully effective allpurpose cream, smartly packaged, attrac.tive prices. Interview by appointment.Write Pendragon Cosmetics, 7i9 S. Ash¬land Ave.MABRY'S1321 East 57th StreetOUR SPECIAL LUNCHEONSARE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU25c - 29c - 33cIf you hove not tried our FOUNTAINSERVICE, drop in and let it be our gen¬uine pleasure to serve you.MABRY'S57th BETWEEN EIMBARE & KENWOODOPEN UNTIL 1:00 P.M.FRIDAY HUTCHINSONOCTOBER 18 COMMONS3rd CONSECUTIVE SMASHC-BOOK PARTYFor Freshman^ Senior^ Knave or KingThe C-Book Dance is just the thingDel Baker & BandVOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE ORCHESTRAth^thehl^/3ed Af^ , II I !^fiita Ckif Take Tkair QuiEach ytar th« Univtntly olCitifornia's Sisma Ckts sta9« a «co-c<k ptay the tcadins roles, often to theirchosen (kt new “Sweetheart of^sma Chi“ .. •now in which.«( cfiscomfiUirc. This year .raded in a dry-land canoe.iny but plea&dmTe the headachev iuiedfootball pl*dy-rs apd coaches by iemanding press photographers soj University of SantaClara squad gangedup on our pictureshooter to give hima dose of his o<vnmedicineStudy 6-D«y WeekA six-day week of 28-hour iaysisthe goal of the research of Univer¬sity of Chicago’s Bruce Richardsonand Dr. Nathaniel Kleitm^n. Tqmake the study they secluded them¬selves in a Kentucky cave awayfrom changes in illuminatior tem¬perature and sound, tried to adjustthemselves to the change in Iivin3schedule. Result: One could, theother couldn't.r'UliofMl P«rk Service Photo horn Aow\ook atAna" VO. 0;;;^ 'ouTlo ^ HW ae.e.ma'flake 'Ttany New Clink: This One for B. B.Bad breath ("halitosis" to advertising men) is thelatest human ailment to receive the attention of a spe¬cial clinic. Northwestern University dental scientistshave established the first one to tell you all aboutwhat causes that dark brown taste in the morningHere's the first "patient" using the tester. AcorDevelop Radio '^Lights'' to Fight FogR. H. George and H. J. Heim, Purdue University scientists, have developeda new system of radio controls for seeing through miles of thickest fog. Per¬fection of the device will eliminate much of the hazards of flying in fogs.Wait WorldCold Storage of Humans HintedDr. Alexander Goetz, California Institute of Technology, and hiswife have succeeded in keeping primitive forms of life in temper¬atures of 300 degrees below zero for as long as 100 hours ar>dthen restored them to normal life. Dr. Goetz believes there ispossibility of doing same with humans. Ac«c Halitosis . . PI . . Fog. . Freezing Hu^mans . . 28-Hoi^Day . . All Are OqScience’s ResearchRadio SleuthsMurder, sunfire, bioodrhounds, cops and robbersall ride the airwaves whenthe University of NewMexico’s Radio Guildtakes to the air to drama¬tize a new and excitingmurder myste^. Under thedirection of E. F. Goad,the gi'oup broadcasts regu¬larly over KGGM.DONt LET TENSI0N1GET"Y0IIR NERVES!IThis Collie doe 3 nervous system thatis remarkably similar to yours. Like yoursir IS delicate, complicated. Hut here is where ahie difference comes in: The dop can sprinpinto Hashing action —and then relax, whileman’s nature makes him unkind to his nerves.All too often, we work too hard, worry too much,are fatigued or sleepless from strain. Nerves cryfor rest, but we do not hear. IXm’t let tension “get” your nerves. (Jive your nerves a frequent-rest—take time for a Camel. Camels help youto remember that you need a brief bit of leisure,for they are mild and mellow, a supremelyenjoyable cigarette, made from costlier tobaccos.Smokers find that “LET UP —LIGHT UPA CAMEL” puts more joy into living, andthat Camel’s costlier tobaccos are mild andsriothing to their nerves.There’s more joy in living whenyou ^^Let up—light up a CameV*KALPH GUl.iiAHL (nuhl),Kolf champion, reveals an “in¬side" storv. “I've learned loease up now and aitain —rorake lime for a t'amel. It’s thelittle breaks in dailv nervetension that help to keep a fel¬low on top. Smoking a Camelgi ves me a feelingofw ell-heing.Mere is a cigarette that is'‘oiliing to mv nerves!".MISS OI.LIK TUCKER [Ifft),office manager, savs; “I can’tafford to get nervous. Mvmethod is to let up, and lightup a Camel. It's a grand wayto smooth out tense nerves. Ismoke Camels a lot. I hey’reso mild and flavory. Camelsare scHirhing to my nerves.Mosr of my friends w ho seemalw avs at easepreferCamels.” PIP you KNOW: That there are 26 differ¬ent types of American-grown tobacco, by U. S.government standards:ThatCamel buyersstudysoil conditions, weather,local curing methods 2They know where thechoice grades are. It isa recognized fact inthe tobacco trade thatCamels are a matchless^ blend of finer,MORE EXPENSIVETOBACCOS-'I'urkish and DomesticLET up_ ejGf/r UPe! cuMeuSmokers find Camel’s Costlier Tobaccos are Soothing m the NervGopyritrht. Iff'H. K. J. Keynuldtt Cu.* Winjiti’c a ’'\ SOCollieRough-coated Collie’sancestry is as old assheep-herding itself.Name from .Anglo-.Sa\on “col” meaningblack. Scotch calledthem “colley dogs"after the black-faced“colley” sheep theytended. Noted foracute hearing, extra¬ordinary homing sensedevotion to dutv. 15'Heat Measuring CupsGiant cups-within-cups are utilized by NorthCarolina State’s Prof. C. M. Heck in a novel de¬vice he has constructed to measure the re-radia¬tion of the sun’s heat by the earth. In New YorkCity its re-radiation extends up more than 600feet. AcaeAncestry. Wins ScholarshipBecause he was diligent in memory and ancestralresearch, H. R. Downer of Southampton, En3land,is this year attendin3 Harvard University on ascholarship endowed in the 1 7th century. Downerlearned recently, and later proved, that he was theancestor of a man named Downer who, shortlyafter Harvard's foundin3, founded a scholarshipfund for kinsmen of his same name. ac*«American students who spend their sum¬mers in Europe really do study, as thisphoto of a sculpturing class proves. Classesare held in one of the most famous pal¬aces of kin3s of France, the chateau atFontainebleau. WorldOften talked about but seldom practiced, the not-too-3entle art of "cribbin3" —usin3 unauthorized notes durin3 examinations — brin3s out all of the in3enuity inthe scholastic Ia33ard, often causes him to spend more time devisin3 a "system"than it would take to 3et a firm 3rasp on the test material. Just to show you how thefew who rock the scholastic crib perform under fire, COLLEGIATE DIGEST phot03-raphers Putnam and Baldwin did this camera-posin3 on the University of Iowacampus. Scholastic Crib Rocking ExNeckties andGiant-size dinner rings neatly conceal important notes education on the cuff,men OiIJLon3 a dream of U. d. coMesians is insuranceasainst flunkins, and now two ProvidenceCollege students have made the dream cometrue. The Students Protective Insurance Com¬pany, incorporated under the laws of Rhodeisland, is manased by the board of directorsshown above, pays up to a maximum of $24on policies whose premiums range from 35to 50 cents. IntcrMtioiMlHe Cooks ScientificallyKitchen and laboratory preparations bothintrigue Edgar Friedenberg, 1 7, CentenaryCollege honor graduate and Stanford gradu¬ate student, for he's getting his doctor's de¬gree in food research. Acme War Regalia Wins Beauty’s InterestCathryn Watt, University of Southern California co-ed, is indeed not a war-like type,but she's showing great interest in the headgear of South American warrior tribes broughtback to U. S. C. by Trojan instructors who nave just returned from the Galapagos Islandsand southern seas.Home-made scrolls give greatest volumeHere*s a new corner on knowledgep.s««*.'*,ec^^ver d-J,U o1 DaV‘°"j1 0<»''*'‘u Pa\u»‘'. r.,\Havins nothins to ck> withpolitics, as the title may sus-Sest, this miniature harbor is asmall-scale moeJel of the portof Boston being cofhpletedby Massachusetts Institute ofTechnology's Prof. Arthur C.Watson, it will be used in theoffices of the p^ authorityin the Boston custom house.Wide World C ' Jitter Jackets for JitterbugsThe jitters will become a collegiate epidemic when campus and class¬room view co-eds in the new jitter jachets. The new fashion feature is acasual suede jacket covered with dizzy felt cutouts of shag dancers,football players, keys, vegetables — in fact everything to send youswinging. lntcrn«tion«lNight Club Named after Night WatchmenTwo of'thc most farnous night watchmen in the U. S., “Pop" Baldwin (left)and Ernie Maurnde, have their names in lights, for it was in their honor thatthe famed University of Chicago student hangout, Pop and Ernie's, wasnamed. They’re shown at a recent gathering in the place. Globe ^ This scant pf • fttliM wbibinji Kitton t way injo ^ flwprctltd on Kikftpi^ oaifi*jMtmiKt pktQrt. tjilolliild it DuKtUnivtittly^54^ jies^ar- ■■IBill Hutchinson, top-flightDartmouth gridder, dem¬onstrates how he takes oRfor a long run around end.AcmeQueen of ’Banna BandsmenChosen by popular vote of students of the University ofAlabama, Mary Harris is the new "Miss Alabama"and the new sponsor of the university band at football[games AcmeWhat*s that sCarburetor 1doing IN A PITh«t little emrburetor let* air into thebowl! Rriolt; the harder you puff, themore updiat't! Result: it keep* the pipecool all the time, you fet a sweet, drysmoke all the time I Made, like a//Kaywoodies, from sweeter-smokingbriar. Pictured, the No. OS Billiard.KAYWOODIE COMPANYRotkejeller Center, new vork aiiU lunisunWEU.,ITSAVSHERE:'IN HONOROP THECHILDRENSCLASSIC,MARY HADA LITTLELANB' aha! ITHOUd^^TSO. VDUMEANITS FLEECEWHITE AS ^IS SNOW ,—MV, THATLITTLESCHOOL-HOUSECERTAINLYMUST BET-=Sl OLD INDEED,! CAN-MARV HAD ALITTLE LAMBWITH FLEECEAS WHITEAS SNOW--yOUR FIRSTNURSERYRHYME,I CHUBBINS,BUT lU BETYOU CANTRECITE IT^ NOW JPointers PointI wo of Uncle Sam's West Pointradets sight a 1 55 mm. gun dur¬ing firing practice on their recent tour of southern army posts inpreparation for their army ca¬reers. AcmeI'LL SAY HE'S RIGHT. AND ITTAKES ONLY ONE PIPEFUL TOC_——J PROVE IT, EhC_ ^ JUDGEPRINCE ALBERT TOBACCO IS PREPARED FOR. SMOKERS UNDER THE PROCESS DISCOVERED? IN MAWNG experiments to produce THE^ most delightful AND WHOLESOMEg TOBACCO FOR CIGARETTEAND PIPE SMOKERS VALL RIGHT,SMARTY.LET'S HEARYOUREOTEWHAT'S ONTHE BACKOF YOUR fTOBACCOTIN fJ WHY YOU’REABSOLUTELYf RIGHT,I OADOY JUPRINCE ALBERT RATES CUM LAUDEIN MILDNESS, MELLOWNESS,AND TASTE. SMOKES COOLER TOO.CAKES UPANV PIPE RIGHT ^1^SMOKE 20 FRACIUNT PIPEFULS of Prince Albert. If youdon’t find it tbe melloweat, taatieat pipe tobacco youeeer Hnoked. return the pocket tin with the rest ofthe tobacco in it to us at any time uritkin a monthfrom this date, and we «rill refund full purckaiw price,plus postage. (Signed) R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Co.,Winston-Salem, North CaroUmal>ioyriirht. HO*. K. J. Kevnold, I'ubawv C».Six Thousand Men and a GirlGladys Lovenger '41 is the only woman student at the main branchof tile College of the City of New York. She entered the college by^ technicality in the ruling which does not admit women in theicf-ool of liberal arts but which does not mention the school oftechnology. COLLEGIATE DIGEST Photo by Krsmer pipefuls of fragrant tobacco inevery 2-oz. tin of Prince Albert THE NATIONALJOY SMOKEHull**** soppo'*'’i W qan'«^'olbaU S QayionJitter Jackets for JitterbugsThe jitters will become a collesiate epidemic when campus and clasroom view co-eds in the new jitter jackets. The new fashion feature iscasual suede jacket covered with dizzy felt cutouts of shag dancerfootball players, keys, vegetables — in fact everything to send yoswinging. inurn«iionIINight Club Named after Night WatchmenTwo of'thc most famous night watchmen in the U. S., “Pop” Baldwin (left)and Ernie N^durnde, hdve their ndmes in Ii9hts, for it wds in their honor thdtthe famed University of Chicago student hangout, Pop and Ernie's,named. They're shown at a recent gathering in the place. wasGlob* ::^^i:^|;»ugfafo TmioThu setnt of •° son s way in'". ciltd on hmibusts duringiKt pktvrt!- UnivtrstfV.' im.Rdicf HwborHaving nothing to do with^politics, as the title may sug¬gest, this miniature harbor is asmall-scale model of the portof Boston being corhpletedby Massachusetts Institute ofTechnology’s Prof. Arthur C.Watson, it will be used in theoffices of the port authority 'iin the Boston custom house. ^Wid« WorM'Bill Hutchinson, top-flightDartmouth gridder, dem¬onstrates how he takes of!for a long run around end.AcmeCARBURETORU.S.rM.NB.Ut2.tMKAYWOODIEQueen of *Benie BandsmenChosen by popular vote of students of the University ofAlabama, Mary Harris is the new "Miss Alabama"Lnd the new sponsor of the university band at footballIjames Ac«cWhaVsthat jCarburetor \doing IN A PITh«t littie cmrtnirrtor I«t8 air into thebowl! Result: the harder you puff, themore updraft! Result: it keeps the pipecool all the time, you get a sweet, drysmoKe all the time! Mode, like attXaywoodies, from sweeter-smokingbriar. Pictured, the No. OS Billiard.KAYWOODIE COMPANYRociefei/er Ctuttr, new vork and lundun[TMAT WASVOUR FIRSTNURSERYRHYME,I CHUBBINS,BUTlU BET, YOU cantRECITE IT^ NOW ^ aha! ITHOUd^TSO. YOU MEAN(IS FLEECEWHITE AS5 SNOWWELL, ITSAYS here:'in honorOF THECHILDRENSCLASSIC,MARY KAOA LITTLELAMB'MV, THATLITTLESCHOOL-HOUSECERTAINLYMUST BE INDEED, I CAN-MARY HAD ALITTLE LAMBWITH FLEECEAS WHITEAS SNOW--Pointars PointHwo of Uncle Sam's West Point[icadets sight a 1 55 mm. gun dur¬ing firing practice on their recent tour of southern army posts inpreparation for their army ca¬reers. AcwcI'LL SAV HE'S RIGHT. AND ITn TAKES ONLY ONE PIPEFUL TOV—-—7 PROVE IT, E^HC_ JUDGEPRINCE ALBERT TOBACCO IS PREPARED FOR. 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She entered the college byd technicality in the ruling which does not admit women in theschool of liberal arts but which does not mention the school oftechnology. CIDLLEGIATE DIGEST Photo by Krsmrr pipefuls of frnfrant tobacco inevera 2-oz.tin of Prince AlbertIN ORIGINAL THE NATIONALJOY SMOKEDON'T BE MISLED-TH^ * '’*OERS HAVEiotion'^ to one side, the fact is thethe pen sales leader of the U. S. AIS ample evidence that a SheafFer, orersonal possession, helps people g.:hool, business, professions and politicsvonderl Where else can one find such anmatures, each having daily, hourly use-. 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