Todai/s Headlineslappmann lectures tonight, page 1.Wagner resigns from Newsreel, page1.Describe New Bauhaus, page 1.Intramural play-ofif scores, page 3.Analyzer plots profiles, page 4. ^ Battp iHatroonVol. 38 Z-149 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1938 Price Five CentsDirectorship ofCampus NewsreelChanges HandsPaul Wagner Resigns;Control Passes to DavidRaden and Vincent Burke.The directorship of the CampusNewsreel changed hands yesterdayafternoon when Paul Wagner, head ofthe organization since its inception inthe Fall quarter of 1936, withdrewfrom the activity to do intensivegraduate work in the English depart¬ment. Business manager David Raden,a junior, will assume the director’sposition. Vincent Burke, publicitymanager, has been named to succeedRaden as business manager.No abrupt change in the produc¬tions of the Newsreel is expected, forRaden, a Phi Sigma Delta, has beengradually assuming the responsibili¬ties of the office since the beginningof the Winter quarter. He will havecomplete charge of filming and pro¬ducing the current Newsreel show,scheduled for March 10 and 11.Started on a shoestring and a rollof film, the newsreel idea found readyresponse from the student body andfaculty members from the time of itsfirst edition at Eckhardt hall in No¬vember, 1936. University administra¬tors were quick to see the promotion¬al value of the activity in securingdesirable freshmen. The newsreel filmwas shown to three gatherings ofprospective students that year, as atrue reflector of life on the Midway.The pictures will be utilized in likemanner this year.In addition to the regular newsreelon March 10 and 11, which will fea¬ture exclusive movies of the Washing¬ton Prom, fraternity pledge classes,the recent senior election, and thevarious winter sports, a four starsilent picture will be unreeled. DavidRaden di.sclosed last night the selec¬tion of “Beau Brummel’’ as the silentattraction. This picture will affordstudents a glimpse of the famous star,John Barrymore, in the heydey of hisamorous movie career. Dr. MelchoirPalyi Discusses Banks,Investments in University JournalGerard, Eckart, Morris, Present CoursesOn Scientific Material at Art SchoolThe PrintedPage ♦ ♦ ♦Hy GEORGE STEINBRECHER, JR.Kvcrybody’s Autobiography: GertrudeStein. Random House, N. Y., 1937.Miss Gertrude Stein oh yes Miss(ioitrude Stein has written anotheranother autobiography Everybody’sAutobiography which tells of herwhat she has done since The Autobio¬graphy of Alice B. Toklas. Especiallyit tells of her trip to the UnitedStates and all that she and Miss Tok¬las did in the United States. MissStein writes much as she wrote in her,.tht r autobiography which is a veryunusual way of writing which is notso hard to read how’ever after you getused to it if you get u.sed to it. It ismuch like a tired woman talking toomuch but what she says is like achild who was too young to thinkmuch. For a lady with grey hair whoknows so many famous people who isherself a famous person it is shockingto the reader that she is so naive socredulous .so easy with generalitiesthat are not general. She admits manytimes that she is a weak characterwith no initiative but she also saysthat she is the most important writertoday. 1 don’t know if she is Iwouldn’t think so but maybe so. May¬be so. No no.* * *Miss Stein became famous since shelast wrote for her public and it haschanged her she .says so she says itwould change anyone and it haschanged her. It’s funny about moneyshe says for it has changed her. Nowshe has avarice and she loves avarice.Hut she is not happy sometimes al¬though she is happy sometimes butsometimes she is troubled about iden¬tity. Perhaps she is too troubled a-bout identity too much worried abouther genius yes genius for she says soa genius like Einstein. What can oneexpect but worry perhaps at least Ithink from a writer who is so tied upwith her.self and her poodles and whatshe does and who she knows. She isso tied up with herself tied up so thatshe looks at war as if it really didn’tmatter. War doesn’t really does itwhen one says. All the time I amwriting the Spanish revolution ob¬trudes itself. Not becau.se it is a revo¬lution, but because I know it all soWi ll all the places they are mention¬ing and the things they are destroy¬ing.* ♦ ♦True true there is a sweet soundinga mellifluous sounding of sweetsounding words yet all of this is atno small expense especially at theexpense of sharp images and clearthought..Miss Stein tells of Hutchins and.Mortimer Adler and Chicago andmany other things but not much toomuch but some. You may like it buttiy it or don’t.Halerow AnnouncesSenior CommitteesGeorge Halcrow, .senior class presi¬dent, announces the following ap¬pointments for senior class commit-ti*es: Prom: Philomena Baker, EdgarFaust, Jane Rinder, Mary Jane Hec¬tor; Conference: Joe Andleman, Rob¬ert Brumbaugh, Helen Woodrich,.Mary Paul Rix, Seymore Borrows,Frances Protheroe; Reunion: RobertCu.sack, Robert Fitzgerald, WoodrowM ilson, Dennis McEvoy; Publicity:Marshall Stone, Joseph Kreuger,George Antonie, Celeste Kobak; Fi¬nance: Matthew Kobak, Miriam Fine,Cecil Bosworth, Pauline Turpin; Gift:Edward Fritz, Jean Gayton, SidneyBurrell, Gregory Geiger; Class Day;Herbert Larson, Ralph Leach, MarciaLakeman, George McElroy.Interfraternity CouncilMeets Tonight at 7:30There will be a very importantnieeting of the Interfraternity Coun¬cil tonight at 7:30 in Room A of theReynolds Club. Since this is prob¬ably the last meeting of the quarterand there is urgent business to dis¬cuss, it is imperative that everyhouse have a representative at themeeting. A realistically conceived art edu¬cation, planned .so that the peoplewho experience it can take their placein the modern world, is the theoryupon which the New Bauhaus, an ex¬perimental art school, was foundedin Chicago this year. Having estab¬lished a basic design workshop andclasses in analytical and constructivedrawing, the school invited RalphGerard, as.sociate professor of Phy¬siology, and Carl Eckart, as.sociateprofessor of Physics, and CharlesMorris, associate professor of Phil¬osophy, to present the material andpoint of view of science while actingin the capacity of visiting lecturersat Bauhaus.Although Eckart explains physicalphenomena and Gerard, biologicalconcepts, Morris' course is listed as“Intellectual Development.’’ In thiscourse Morris discusses on a theoret¬ical basis what the school, attempt¬ing to develop an environment inMcCarn Speaks onMarriage Preparation“Whom Shall I Marry?’’ is thetitle in the second of a series of fivelectures on preparation for marriage.Ruth 0. McCarn of the counselingservice at Northwestern Universitywill discuss this important questionat 4:15 this afternoon in the Grad¬uate Education lecture room.Formerly educational director pfthe Illinois Society for Mental Hy¬giene, Mrs. McCarn is known in Chi¬cago for her radio talks on marriageand personal problems. A careerwoman with two children, she liveswith her family in Wilmette.Becau.se of great interest shown inthe series la.st week, today’s lecturewill be in a larger room. Next week,Blanche Carrier, instructor in themarriage course at Northwestern,-will speak. Current methods by which thecomptroller of the currency may pre¬scribe the limitations and restric¬tions under which national banks canpurchase “investment securities’’ fortheir own accounts are criticized byDr. Melchoir Palyi, research assist¬ant for the Social Science ResearchCommittee of the University in anarticle in the current issue of theJournal of Business of the Univer¬sity on “Bank Portfolios and theControl of the Capital Market.’’In particular Dr. Palyi attacks thecomptroller’s prescription that theeligibility of a security for purchaseby a bank for its own account mustbe supported by not less than tworating manuals. He characterizes acentral banking policy which isguideil by rating manuals as a“unique phenomenon,’’ and contendsthat the record of the rating agenciesin forecasting investment value hasnot been successful enough to justifythe importance attached to them bygovernment as a guide in determiningwhat securities are suitable invest¬ments for banks.Rating SufficientHe finds that of forty issues se¬lected at random from major railroadand public utilities securities before1930 and rated in 1929 as in one ofthe four high grades of securities,three have maintained their gradesfor five years or longer without in¬terruption ; two succeeded in risingon the quality scale of the eight-yearperiod. All others, he finds, fluc¬tuated in rating.Dr. Palyi asserts that the ratingservices rate too many companies tobe able to perform an efficient taskof rating. At( the same time, hesays, they neglect to consider manysmall issues of securities which arein fact suitable investments for bankaccounts.“The ruling of the comptroller,” hesays, “has put the ‘recognized’ agen¬cies into a strategic position whichmay permit them virtually to controlthe market. The ruling presses theadherence to ratings which raisestheir prestige and induces more ad¬herence. The agencies are...under(Continued on page 3)which science, art, and technologymutually influence each other, isworking out on a concrete basis. Heincludes in the subject matter dis¬cussions of the main human activi¬ties, the interrelations of the pureand applied .sciences, and their rela¬tion to the arts.Advocates WorkshopMorris claims that it is through hiswork at Bauhaus that he has becomeconvinced of the advisability of open¬ing a Humanities art workshop inconnection with the college work inHumanities. “There is no substi¬tute for actual aesthetic construc¬tion,” Morris asserts. “In such aworkshop the students could workwith the artists’ media from a pointof view of experimentally discover¬ing its aesthetic properties.” Theworkshop would enable students tobecome acquainted with the proper¬ties of materials, with the use oflighting, and with line construction.The Bauhaus rejects the Univer¬sity’s system of spending most of thestudents’ time in theoretical work,but introduces such courses as thosepresented by Morris, Gerard andEckart to complement the basic arttraining. In this connection bothLouis L. Thurstone, professor of Psy¬chology, and Rudolf Carnap, profes¬sor of Philosophy, are planning tolecture to Bauhaus students thisyear.PIT Conservatives MeetTonight at Maroon OfficeThe Conservative party of the Po¬litical Union will meet tonight at8:30 in the Daily Maroon office in or¬der to form a bloc for next Wednes¬day’s meeting and to select a represen¬tative to meet with the executivecommittee Friday.The executive committee will alsomeet today at 2 in the Daily Maroonoffice. Leon Despres,C. A. SaundersTalk for ASULeon Despres, well known laborlawyer for the CIO, and C. A. Saun¬ders, A. F. of L. Upholsterers’ Unionsecretary, will discuss the currentlabor feud today in Social Science122 at 3:30 at an open meeting spon¬sored by the Labor Committee of theASU. The two men will make clearthe essential differences between thetwo labor setups and the possibilitiesof a reconciliation.Questions from the audience willbe answered as soon as the two haveconcluded their talks.Despres, a practicing attorney con¬centrating in the labor field, was amember of the faculty of the Univer¬sity Law School for one quarter,teaching a course in Labor Law. Heworked with A. F. of L. unions be¬fore his C.I.O. affiliation. He wasconnected with the first C.I.O. uniongiven a certificate of affiliation in arecent membership drive.S. W. Halperin, instructor in His¬tory, will lead the ASU Current Af¬fairs discussion in Classics 17 at12:30 today on the present crisis inGermany. Phases of the crisis whichwill most probably be taken up arethe rumored Nazi riots in Austriaand Prussia, strengthening of mili¬tary troops along the Belgian border,and a shakeup within the Nazi clique.Halperin is considered an expert onthe subject and conducts a class en¬titled “The War, the Peace, and theNew Europe” every Fall quarter.Professor Eliseo Vivasto Speak at ScientificMethod Group MeetingProfessor Eliseo Vivas of the de¬partment of Philosophy at the Uni¬versity of Wisconsin will speak inSocial Science 122 at 8 tonight. “Factand Value” is the subject of his lec¬ture.Dr. Vivas is well-known for hiscontributions to the field of philoso¬phy, particularly for his originaltheories in esthetics. As one of theout.standing objective relativists inthe country, he has contributed to theJournal of Philosophy, The Nation,The New Republic, The MarxistQuarterly, and numerous philosophi¬cal periodicals.The Scientific Method group, a stu¬dent organization devoted to thestudy of the problems of the sciences,is sponsoring the meeting. The lastmeeting of the group was held twoweeks ago, when Professor A. A.Goldenweiser, the famous anthropol¬ogist, spoke on the problem of caus¬ality in the sciences. Charles W. Mor¬ris, associate professor of Philosophy,will be the chairman at the Vivas lec¬ture.Pulse SurveysCollege CoursesResults of the Pulse survey ofstudent opinion on the College cur¬riculum will be announced in thenext issue of the magazine out on thestands tomorrow. This article willemphasize the collected data with areprint of the questionnaire.On other pages Henry Reese, lastyear’s editor of Phoenix, debates“Collective Security” with RichardLindheim, former chairman of thePeace Council. Reese denounces theASU stand on the peace question,'holding that “making the world safefor democracy” by collective actionis as impracticable now as it was in1914. Lindheim takes the oppositeviewpoint.There will also be stories aboutHoward Mort, director of the Rey¬nolds club, the drama situation oncampus, Chinese students, MarianVan Tuyl, Ida Noyes’ dance director,and a short on minor sports.The issue wdll contain a human in¬terest article on a member of theDaily Maroon Board pf Control. Lippmann BeginsLecture SeriesTonight in MandelWalgreen Foundation ToSponsor Talks on Inter¬national Peace.Under the auspices of the CharlesR. Walgreen Foundation for the Studyof American Institutions, WalterLippmann, famed liberal politicalcommentator, introduces a series ofthree lectures on international peacetonight at 8:30 in Mandel hall. Lipp-mann’s first talk, “The Shattered In¬ternational Order,” will be followedtomorrow night by “The British De¬cline,” and Friday by “The AmericanSuccession.”Chosen by Lincoln Steffens as theablest writer in his Harvard gradu¬ating class, Lippmann spent the firstfew years of his post-college careerwriting for the magazine “Every¬body’s” and aiding Steffens in his“muckraking.” He has been associateeditor of “The New Republic” andeditor of “The New York World,” andat present, writes a political columnwidely syndicated by American news¬paper. Author of numerous books,his most recent is “The Good Society.”The Walgreen Foundation was es¬tablished last June at the Universityto promote a better understanding ofAmerican institutions. Walgreen do¬nated $550,000 for the support of theFoundation, making it possible forthe University to obtain a furthersum of $275,000 offered by the Rosen-wald Family Association on a match¬ing basis, so that total resources ofthe Foundation are $825,000. Lipp¬mann is the first speaker under theFoundation.After the lecture. President RobertM. Hutchins and Mrs. Hutchins willbe hosts at an informal reception attheir home, in honor of Lippmann.More than a hundred guests, includ¬ing members of the University facul¬ty and trustees, will attend.Prom ProceedsGo to ScholarsProceeds from the 34th annualWashington Prom, to be held Feb¬ruary 21 in Bartlett gym, will beused to aid the scholarship fundstarted by the Senior class a fewyears ago. Table reservations Qpnbe made through members of thecommittee, Martin Miller, HaroldMiles, Judy Cunningham, JimmyGoldsmith, and Bill Webbe, Reser¬vations are limited to parties of tenor over.Pulse will feature the WashingtonProm in its February issue comingout Thursday.The Illinois basketball game is be¬ing played the same night in theFieldhouse and will be a double feat¬ure with the Prom.Kay’s BandHerbie Kay’ orchestra is to furnishthe music. His band is a danceband, not a swing band. The orches¬tra is an old favorite of Chicagoans,having played at the Drake hotel,Edge water each hotel, and the Black-hawk. Kay’s orchestra will keep upthe tradition of name bands for theWashington Prom. Last year DickJurgen’s orchestra played and theyear before the “King of Swing,”Benny Goodman, and Charles Gay¬lord played.Bids are $3.25, a considerable re¬duction over last year’s price of$3.75. They may be obtained at theInformation desk, Reynolds club, andthe bookstore, or through members ofthe committee and ticket salesmen.President Hutchins Talksat Luncheon Tomorrow“The Necessity for American As¬sistance” will be the subject of a talkby Robert Maynard Hutchins tomor¬row at a luncheon sponsored by theEmergency Committee for AmericanColleges in China.Part of a nation-wide movement,the Emergency Committee for Amer¬ican Colleges in China has been or¬ganized to obtain additional supportfor our colleges there.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1938PLATFORM1. Creation of a vigoroui campus com¬munity.2. Abolition of intercollegiate athletics.3. Progressive politics.4. Revision of the College Plan.5. A chastened preudentEditor,Daily Maroon:The All-Campus Pro-China Meet¬ing held on Thursday at which one ofthe speakers, Paul Douglas, profes¬sor of Economics, advocated a boy¬cott of Japanese goods has arousedwidespread comment and misinter¬pretation of the boycott on campus.Therefore in clarification of the issuethe committee in charge of the massmeeting has commissioned its chair¬man to present the issue as theyunderstand it. The Pro-China Com¬mittee wishes to persuade the campusand the United States that Americansshould stop assisting Japan againstChina. The United States is allowingJapan to purchase here raw materials,scrap iron, munitions and contrabandof war. China blockaded as she is byJapan’s navy is unable to pui’chasewar supplies from us. Since under theNeutrality Act American ships cannot trade with countries at war thismeans in effect that we are supplyingthe supplies of war to the aggressorand denying them to the victim. TheUnited States is also helping Japanto finance her war against the Chi¬nese people. Japan pays for her muni¬tions with what she sells abroad. Hercredit has been so poor that she hasbeen unable to secure substantialloans from her potential allies Ger¬many and Italy.If the United States stops assistingJapan and withdraws its economicprop, we should like to point out thatit w’ould be helping world peace andalso give China, the victim of ag¬gression, greater chance of winning.Japan is economically pregnable. Sheis very poor. in natural resourcesand the resources of Manchuria havenot been developed yet. Financiallyshe is weak and is unable to borrowmuch abroad.In advocating a boycott of Japanesegoods we are not aiming it againstthe people of Japan. Such a boycottwould not starve Japan. Japan getsher foodstuffs from her own territor¬ies—her islands, Korea, and Man-chuko. Japan’s people did not wantto go to war. A series of incidentsprovoked by their military leadersforced them into it. Their standardof living has gone down. Their democ¬racy has been crushed, and by con¬tinuing to aid Japanese militarists towin we should be only helping themilitarists to tighten their hold overthe civilians.Charles Crane. The Hanged Man—In that time hunger and fear and blind confusion, anger and dreadand lonefiness, noise and hurry and emptiness filled the land. The peoplewere hungry, the people were lonely, and their lives were like the dancingsof a hanged man before life leaves him. For their body swung in thebreeze helpless, convulsed with the effort to find firm ground, their bloodcollected in their head, while the other members were drained to a pallidwhite, and the body was sentenced to be hanged by the neck until dead.And behold one brought forth a ladder to the people, that they mightbe saved. The uprights were made of man’s thigh bones, and the rungsof the bones of the upper arm. The rungs of the ladder were coveredwith mud and \vith blood, and lice crawled over it, for the name of theladder was war.The people seized eagerly the ladder. They found in it firm ground,they found in it relief from the choking rope, relief from the swayingbreeze, relief from the blood beat in the head. So the people seizedeagerly the ladder, climbed it with all their power. In the doing they becamewhole again. The limbs, instead of jerking spasmodically, grasped themud and blood of the ladder and compelled the willing body up. Theblood flowed again through the limbs sweetly. For the head served thebody through Liberty loans.And then as the people reached the topmost rung—victory—the laddercollapsed. The thigh bones and the arm bones fell into a little pile, andon top of the pile was set a skull, out of the mouth of which came vermin.And the people? The people fell back to the end of the rope, danced themore desperately, swayed the more widely in the wind. The rope pinchedthe tighter, and the blood began to clot over the temples.The people next strove to climb the rope on which they hung, pulling,straining on the strands, heaving hard to relieve the clutching of therope. And as they climbed higher on the rope their leaders said “pros¬perity: a full dinner pail: two cars in every garage,” and the oscillationsof the rope grew faster and faster as does a .shortened pendulum, untilthe people could hang on no longer and they fell to the end of the rope,and (ianced on nothing the more desperately.And then a miracle! The Pile of bones, bleached with time to a purewhite, shining in the darkness of that place, began to form into a ladderagain, that rose up rung by rung to the grateful feet of the forgetfulpeople. Their leaders said “fight fascism: safeguard democracy: makegreat the fatherland,” and the people climbed.And the ladder crumbled, the people fell, and at long last the spinalcord snapped, a few spasms, and all was quiet. The rope and the bodyrotted slowly for a while, until the latter broke when the body fell likea ripe fruit to the ground. From the body arose a multitude of green,vigorous, firmly rooted shoots making sweet that place.Is it not true? For the body is civilization; the breeze is opinion;the firm ground is certainty; the blood is wealth; and the rope?—therope is technological change.Vol. 38 FEBRUARY 16. 1938 No. 70©le ^atlg ^arooitFOUNDED IN 1901MEMBER ASSOCIATED COLLEGIATEPRESSThe Daily Maroon is the official studentnewspaper of the University of Chicago,published mornings except Saturday, Sun¬day, and Monday during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The DailyMaroon Company, 5831 University avenue.Telephones: Local 357, and Hyde Park9221 and 9222.After 6 :30 phone in stories to our print¬ers, The Chief Printing company, 1920Monterey Ave. Telephone Cedarcrest 3311.The University of Chicago assumes noresponsibility for any statements appear¬ing in The Daily Maroon, or for any con¬tract entered into by The Daily Maroon.The Daily Maroon expressly reservesthe rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paper. Subscriptonrates: $3.00 a year; $4 by mail. Singlecopies: five cents.Entered as second class matter March18, 1903, at the post office at Chicago,Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.KBPnaSCNTKO POM NATIONAU ADVSRTISINO BYNational Advertising Service, Inc.ColstZ* FubUshers Kfpret€nlativ0 ’420 Madison Ave. New York. N. Y.Chicago - Boston - LoA Angclys - San FranciscoBOARD OF CONTROLWILLIAM H. McNEILL Editor-in-ChiefCHARI.es E. hoy Business ManagerELROY D. GOLDING Managing EditorEDWARD C. FRITZ Associate EditorBETTY ROBBINS Associate EditorMARSHALL J. STONE....Advertising Mgr.EDITORIAL ASSOCIATESLaura Bergquist, Maxine Biesenthal,Emmett Deadman. Ruth Brody, Rex Hor¬ton, Seymour Miller, Adele Rose, BurtMoyer.BUSINESS ASSOCIATESEdwin Bergman, Max Freeman, HarryTopping,_ Irvin Rosen.Night Editors: Bud Herschel, Sara LeeBloom Sweetnessand LightBy LILLIAN SCHOENL’AMOURSmall and select, the L’AMOURClub motto, “Be Coy,” shrouds itselfin mystery, but with a title like thatthe purposes of the campus’ most re¬cent organization should not longprove an enigma to bright people. Itsorigin simulated spontaneous combus¬tion, for after viewing Trudi Schoop’srecital, “All for Love,” Maxine Bie¬senthal, Adele Rose, Sara Lee Bloom,Ruth Brody, and Bette Hurwich de¬cided that what this Universityneeded to make it a better place inwhich to live was more L’AMOUR.Being women of action they immedi¬ately purchased distinctive, suitable,and unique pins—two gold heartssuspended on a bow of red silk—which are arousing all kinds of covet¬ous glances.Since its inception, hordes delight¬ed with L’AMOUR’s platform havebeen clamoring for admission. Onlytwo clamorers have met require¬ments; such leading lights as BettyRobbins, Johnny Marks, L i 1 li a nSchoen, Marjorie Kuh, C. SharplessHickman, and Pearl Stahl being re¬fused: Emmett Deadman, for pro¬saic reasons and Alice Meyer, for notso obvious reasons, have been pledged.Although L’AMOUR feels its suc¬cess depends on compactness, itwants to deprive no one of its multi¬fold benefits. For that reason, theexecutive council, composed of Bie¬senthal, Rose, Bloom, Brody, andHurwich, is contemplating openmeetings with guest lecturers. Nor¬man Maclean will be invited to talkon “Why L’AMOUR?”, Gordon Tigeron “Success Through Coquetry,” andDr. Charles Congdon on the “Psy¬chology of L’AMOUR.”* «In defense of his' professional hon¬or, Leon P. Smith, dean of studentsand teacher of French, announcesthat he is not personally responsiblefor the faulty French in the Wash¬ington Prom publicity sign “approvedby the Dean of Students office”on the walk leading from Cobb toKent, which reads, “Toute le mondevient a la Wa.shington Prom.” Cor¬rection of two flagrant errors, mak¬ing “toute” masculine and the “a la”“au” to properly modify “monde”and “Prom,” would satisfy him.JUST SO DEPARTMENT— IToday on theQuadranglesMEETINGSDelta Sigma Pi. Hutchinson Com¬mons at 12.Symphony Rehearsal. Music Build¬ing, 7:30.Dames Club. Room C of Ida Noyes7:30-10.Italian Club. Theatre of Ida Noyes3-6.Board of Women’s Organizations.Alumnae Room of Ida Noyes 12-12:45.Wyvern. Alumnae Room of IdaNoyes 4:30-5:30.Women’s Federation. Room A ofIda Noyes. 4:30-6.ASU Race Discrimination Commit¬tee. Room C of Ida Noyes 12:30.Chapel Union. Room B, Ida Noyes.7-8:30.Christian Youth League. Room A,Ida Noyes. 7-10.Spanish Club. Alumnae Room ofIda Noyes. 7-10.Poetry Club. YWCA Room of IdaNoyes. 7:30-10.Zoology Club. “Adaptive Radiationin Snakes.” Mr. Karl Schmidt. Zool¬ogy 14 at 4:30.LECTURESScientific Method Group. EliseoVivas on “Fact and Value.” SocialScience 122.“The Internal Disturbance in Ger¬many.” S. W. Halperin. Classics 17 at12:30.“Can the CIO and the AFL BeBrought Together?” Leon Despresand C. A. Saunders. Social Science122 at 3:30.“American Destiny.” Walter Lipp-mann. Leon Mandel Hall at 8:30.Public Lecture. “African Music, AStudy in Rhythm.” Miss Laura C.Bolton. Art Institute at 6:45.MISCELLANEOUSPhonograph Concert. Social Science122. 12:30-1:15.Cantata No. 78, “Jesu der du MeineSeele” Bach.Symphony No. 5 in C Minor—Bee¬thoven.the hands of one young lady—oneman to each hand—and were rushingdown the Midway dragging the un¬fortunate woman after them. As thespectacle approached, the lady, in thelast reaches of fatigue, gasped, “Ifyou don’t stop I’ll just sit down andyou’ll have to drag me along.” The CampusBriefsAvukah MeetingPresenting the new Avukah atti¬tude, “A Program For AmericanJews,” that organization will meetwith all interested persons in LawSouth at 3:30 today. This program en¬compasses three fronts, those of gen¬eral and Jewish environment and thequestion of Palestine.Abe Kaplan, Avukah president, andLester Seligman will speak, the for¬mer in an analysis of the Jewish posi¬tion in America and the latter on thespecific action Avukah will take onthe three fronts. Questions will beentertained from the floor.Anti-War CommitteeSponsored by the Anti-War Com¬mittee, a meeting of students inter¬ested in opposing the participation ofthe United States in foreign war isscheduled for this afternoon at 4 inSocial Science 108. At the meeting aprogram of techniques and objectivesfor immediate action will be consider¬ed. Work will probably be concen¬trated on avoidance of entanglementin an Asiatic war.Business School FraternityWith Warren Askew, instructor inthe downtown school, as chief speaker.Delta Sigma Pi, business school pro¬fessional fraternity, will hold a smok¬er tonight at 8 in the Haskell hallCommons room.Mr. Askew, alumnus of the busi¬ness school, director of the Social Se¬curity department of Swift and Co.,will give his views of the SocialENTER THISCONTEST TODAYCop and Gown 1> oHoring CASHPRIZES In a subteription BaUacontosi onding March 11. AU ttu-donts of tho Univorsity or* oUgiblo.Tho total numbor of •ubacrlptionstumod In by all contostonts wiU do-tormino tho tiio of tho award. Foradditional lubscriptiona thor* wUlbo an incroaso in tho prizos oo fol¬lows:100-150150-200200-250 $202530 11012.5015 $57.5010In addition, if tho winnor of thofirst priso is a mombor of o frettor-nity or a club, tho organisation willrocoivo its pago in tho 1938 Capand Gown without chorgo. providodthat a total of 200 or moro subscrip¬tions aro sold by aU contostants.For subscription books ond furthorinformation inquiro at tho Cop andGown offico in Loxington Hall.Eimbark Theatre6240 Kimbork Ave.TodayTHREE HITS"HOLD 'EM NAVY""BORROWING TROUBLE""A SUNDAY NIGHT AT THETROCADERO" WAA MeetingMiss Mary Jo Shelly, director ofIda Noyes hall, will present her plansfor the Spring quarter at an openmeeting and tea of the WAA tomor¬row afternoon. The meeting and teawill be held in the YWCA room ofIda Noyes hall from 4 to 6.This meeting will also afford alast chance to join or pay dues tothe organization before the electionof new officers, at which only paidup members can vote. Marcia Lake-man, president, will present her re¬port for the past year and lead adiscussion of improvements in theWAA.Kirkwood to CornellAssociate Professor John G. Kirk¬wood of the department of Chemis¬try announced recently that h ehad accepted a professorship atCornell University. Kirkwood cameto the University from Cornell abouta year ago and will return there forhis promotion next fall, when he ex¬pects to carry on his work on theapplications of statistical mechanicsto chemical research.CLASSIFIED ADSTUXEDO FOR SALE — Size 38, (WkmI cnn-dition. $8.09. C«1I Midway 7854 after6 P, M.TYPEWRITER FOR SALE —Second handReminirtun Portable. Goo«i condition.Barzain. 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WASHINGTONPROMENADEGet the Thrill of your Young LifeMEET HERBIE NOWLATER HIS WIFE$3.75 per couple FORMAL ' 10-2DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1938DAILY MAROON SPORTSTheTipoff• * •Now It’s This Way,Noi'SThe Norffren system of coachingseems to contain the following twoessential elements: 1. Be sporting:and wait until the opposing defenseis all set before trying to get nearthe basket, and 2. Never use any scor¬ing plays- .The result is that the Maroons areseldom able to get the ball near thebasket and most of the shots they doniake are long ones. A successfulteam must be built around the abilityto put in short, step-in shots, andthis ability the Maroons don’t have.Repeatedly throughout almost ev-crv game they secure the ball, dashdown the floor with all the vim andvigor that one could ask—and stopdead near the middle of the floor.Then when all of the opposing teamare in position and have signified thatthey are ready for the game to pro¬ceed, they begin scurrying back andforth at a .safe distance from thebasket, passing the ball to each otherand desperately looking for opening.sthat aren’t there. And when they doget the ball inside the .semi-circlethey usually don’t know what to dowith it. and it pops right out again.In Monday’s game, Ro.ssin, a guard,showed that he is one of the few Ma¬roons who knows how to breakthrough an opponent’s defence.Far be it from us to try to teachyou your business, Norg, but after 33straight Conference losses, we wonderif you aren’t beginning to stisitectthat something is wrong.« * *Who’d Have Guessed It?What Big Ten teams, would youguess, have won the most officialWv.stern Conference championships inthe past four years? Well, theanswer will be a pleasant surprise.I’ncle -Metcalf’s little boys, so farfrom being the flat-footed dolts thatthe metropolitan papers infer, haveactually won more titles than anyother .school except Michigan.To be exact, the Maroons havetaken seven official championships,three in tennis, three in fencing andone in gymnastics. Michigan has 12to its credit, Illinois 6, and such well-known athletic institutions as OhioSlate, Purdue and Wisconsin—none.Publicity office take notice!* • •The catch comes in the word official.The Big Ten recognite championsonly in those sports in which theteams of all schools can be broughttogether in one meet, namely infencing, golf, gymnastics, swimming,tennis, indoor and outdoor track andwrestling. In such sports as football,basketball, baseball and water polo,the championships are awarded bythe newspapers or any one who caresto figure out the percentages of allthe teams.Kven considering these latterImports, Chicago has won 8V4 titles inthe last four years, which places itthird amongst Big Ten teams. Mich¬igan has won 14, Illinois 9 5-6, and•Minnesota, which is fourth, only 4.Th,' boeby prize goes to Wisconsinwhich has secured 1-3 of a champion-J'hip (in basketball), closely followedby Ohio State which obtained ofthe football crown two years ago.Not a bad record. Maroons.Water Poloists PlayTonightMaroon water poloists are lookingfo»-ward to adding another scalp totheir already lengthy string tonight,^^hen they meet Ridge Park at thelatter’s pool in Beverly Hills.Hidge Park, also a member of theChicago Water Polo Association•■(ague, occupies last place positionon the rooster of that organization.HANLEY’SBUFFET•512 EAST 55lh ST.11 you want college songs—11 you want "Collsqiate" Atmosphere—II you want to see your friends—You are assured of such an evening atI HANLEY’SI OVER FORTY YEARS OF CONGENIAL{ SERVICE \Shostrom, Murphy Brothers Bear: Burden of Retaining Tennis CrownBy IRWIN BIEDERMANNorman Bickel and Norbert Bur¬gess, national ranking doubles teamand Conference champions, have beenlost to the tennis team throughgraduation, leaving the major loadof retaining the Big Ten Champion¬ship which they won last year onCaptain John Shostrom and theMurphy brothers.At so early a date it is impossibleto say exactly how the doubles teamswill line up. Two teams, however, re¬main from last year, the Murphytwins and Shostrom and KrietensteinIt is unlikely that these teams willremain as they were last season. Lastyear was a particularly good one forthe doubles teams, which did not losea match until the National CollegiateTournament.On the basis of the city and west¬ern rankings William Murphy is thelogical holder of number one singlesposition. Last season in the numbertwo spot, he dropped only two games,one to Marvin Wachman of North¬western in the conference and one toJarvis Wethercll of Southern Cali¬fornia in the national tournament.Bill had previously defeated Wach-nian, however, and finished the seasonPhi Delt Stops Phi Psi16-15 in I-M BasketballThe Phi Psi powerhouse wasstopped last night in a thrilling, see¬saw game by Phi Delt 16-15 in thefirst round of the Intramural basket¬ball play-offs. Phi Delta jumped to anearly lead, was ahead 12-6 at thehalf, but in the second period, PhiI-M Games ScoresDeke 36; Delta U. 12Phi Delt 16; Phi Psi 15Phi Sig 40; Phi B. D. 6Alpha Della “C” 20; Phi Sig “C” 17Psi came back in a desperate rallyand forged into the lead, only to havethe victory snatched away by a bas¬ket in the closing seconds of play.Leach was stopped cold by the PhiDelt defense, and scored only onebasket, but his team mate Bondhuscame through with eight points to behigh point man for the game.Handicapped by the ab.sence ofTrev Weiss, their veteran ace, PhiBeta Delta took a shellacking from avastly superior Phi Sig team 40-6.Sherman was the spearhead of thePhi Sig attack and sparkplug for theteam, leading in the .scoring with 14points. It was Sherman who was con¬stantly breaking up the Phi B. D.plays, dribbling w’ith tremendousspeed and passing with greataccuracy. It was good team play,however, that won the game for PhiSig. This was also a play-off game,and moves Phi Sig into the semi-final.s.Those un.stoppable Dekes were at itagain last night in another of theplay-offs; this time their victim wasDelta U., who fought a gallant buthopeless battle, losing 36-12. It wasJeremy and the Murphy brothers. Billand Chet, who worked the smoothrunning plays that brought anothervictory to the undefeated Dekes.Deke assumed the lead at the begin¬ning of the game and was never ser¬iously threatened. It was far andaway the cleanest game of the eve¬ning, with only three fouls called.Jeremy and Chet Murphy tied for topscoring honors on the Dekes with tenpoints each while Johnstone of D.U.ran up the same total.Campus Florist1233 E. 55th near EimbarkLet us quote you onGROUP PRICESFor The Prom.Special Prices on SameIf Ordered bySATurday, FEB. 19thPhoneHyde Park 9414 with twelve wins and two defeats tohis credit. A summer of intensivetournament play at home and in theEast since the last collegiate, seasonhas added considerably to Bill’s game.Chet Ran SecondChester Murphy, the other of theMurphy twins, will probably be num¬ber two man unless he passes hisbrother in this winter’s practice ses¬sion. Chet was undefeated last year,playing at number 4, until he metLinsey Franklin of Texas, a seededplayer at the National Collegiatemeet. His record for the season was13 victories and 1 defeat. “Last sum¬mer Chet improved his net game andservice, which should make him atough customer this year,” saidCoach Herbert.John Shostrom is the only senioron this year’s team. He won tenstraight games last year, losing onlyto Owen Anderson of U.C.L.A., oneof the high seeded players at the na¬tional tournament.Krietenstein ReturnsThe other returning letter man isJohn Krietenstein. John won six in arow last year before dropping hislast match of the season to OllieAdelman of Northwestern. Illnessprevented him from campaigninglast summer.The most likely additions to thesquad this year are Charles Shostrom,number 9 in the city, and Art Jorgen¬son, number 11. Both are experiencedtournament players. In addition tothis group there are several sopho¬mores of better than average ability.They are: Dick Norian, Norm Svend-sen, Jim Atkins, Tony Furmanski,and Bob Reynolds. Upperclassmen onthe squad are Jerry Jeremy, EmilJarz and A1 Jaffee.University Club TeamLoses Two Rifle MeetsThe club team of the Universityrifle squad dropped two matches lastweek end. The Hyde Park YMCAout-shot the Maroons 913 to 903 ina shoulder to shoulder match, andthe Superior State Teachers Collegeteam whipped them in a postal matchby a score of 1796 to 1810.In the Hyde Park YMCA meet theChicago scoring was done by Ben¬nett—183; Otis —183; Riha — 181;Morgan—174; and Dean—182.Bennett again led the Chicagomarksmen in scoring in the SuperiorState College meet with 368 points.Otis and Dean followed with 360; infourth place was Matousek with a357; and Morgan completed the scor¬ing with 351.THE BEST TAILORINGCO.D. Barlow, Mar.TAILOR AND FURRIERFOR MEN AND WOMENRepairing and Remodeling ofAny Cloth, or Fur GarmentOur prices on all work are veryreasonable.1147 E. S5th St., near UniveriilyTel. Midway 3318Lexington Theatre1162 E 63rd StTodayIRENE DUNNE and GARY GRANT"THE AWFUL TRUTH"PLUSLESLIE HOWARD JOAN BLONDELL"STAND IN"TODAY ONLYTHE MUST SEE PICTURE OF THE YEAR"THEY WON'T FORGET"PLUSWallace Beery - Lionel BarrymoreBY POPULAR DEMAND IN"AH WILDERNESS"FROLIC THEATRE55th and Ellis Avenue WAA Basketball PlayDay Draws 20 MidwestSquads to Ida NoyesTwenty teams representing ninemid-west colleges have accepted theinvitation of th University WAA toparticipate in the annual basketballplay day to be held this year at IdaNoyes hall on March 5.Schools sending one or more teamsare Rockford, number of teams un-certain; Northwestern, “several”;Purdue, “one or more”; Wisconsin,3; Mundelein, 4; Iowa State, 2;Michigan State, 1; and Battle Creek,2. Chicago will be represented byfour top teams in the intramuraltournament now in progress.Each team at the play day willplay three games. The tournamentbegins at 9:30 and lasts until about5. Playing will be discontinued atnoon for a luncheon in the Hall un¬der the auspices of Margaret Ewald,social chairman of the WAA. Theplans for the Day are being made bythe WAA board and Miss MargaretBurns, assistant profes.sor of Physi¬cal Education at Ida Noyes hall.Present StandingsAccording to their present stand¬ing in the women’s basketball tour¬ney, it seems possible that the fourteams representing the Universitywill be Delta Sigma, Alumnae,“330’s”, and the Mortar Board team.Three games which may change thepresent standing are being playedthis week. CTS and the “330,’s” willplay at 5 today. Mortar Board andAchoth at 7:30 on Thursday, and theAlumnae and Delta Sigma teams at8:10 that same evening.ArtRAIIELUND Hit ORCHE/TRAk INTHE^ wnLnuT jjRooia^/howPlfiiAllCKHOTEL - RANDOLPH af LA5ALLBNOCOVERCHARGE Dr. Palyi-(Continued from page 1)no governmental or other supervisionof any kind. 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Phone Dorchester 4800]AND HIS QRCHtSTRATHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1938Page FourHenrickson, Gideonse.Comment on BusinessMen and EconomistsQuoted last week in Time maga¬zine’s “People” column was Carl H.Henrickson’s speech to the Philadel¬phia Rotarians. Said Henrickson,former assistant dean of the BusinessSchool at the University, in regard topossible means for improvement ofbusiness conditions in the country:“If all economists in the world werelaid on their faces it would be agood thing for business.”His pride pricked, Harry D. Gid¬eonse, associate professor of Econom¬ics, retorted: “If all business menin the world were laid on their faces,it would be a good thing for eco¬nomists.”Commented economist-professorPaul Douglas: “He must have beenjoking. It’s a good example of asmart remark which boomeranged.It reminds me of the old saying thatif all economists were laid end toend, they would never reach a con¬clusion.”PLEDGINGZeta Beta Tau announces the pledg¬ing of Harold Albert of Russellville,Alabama.Net Curtains-DrapesSLIP COVERS — UPHOLSTERINGSILK LAMP SHADES — BED COVERS—MODERATE PRICES—CALL H. P. 4541 1328 E. GistEvery smoker rememberswith pleasure the day he foundout about Chesterfields.Chesterfields give you a differ¬ent kind of smoking pleasure...mildness that’s more refreshingtaste that’s more satisfyingaroma that’s more appetizingMild ripe tobaccos and pure ciga¬rette paper, these Chesterfield in¬gredients are the best a cigarettecan have* Chesterfields SATISFYPlot Curves ofGirls and CyclesCommonly used by statisticians toplot cyclical curves, Henry Schultz’harmonic analyzer can also be uti¬lized for more mundane purposes.“With this machine,” he explains,“we can draw a girl’s profile, writeout the equation, send it to someonewho has never seen her, and he cantransfer the mathematical symbolsback to the curves of her profile.However, we are more interested inthe curves of business and produc¬tion cycles than in the human face.”Enclosed in a shatter-proof glasscase of Schultz’ own design, theanalyzer is largely hand-made, withquartz integrating spheres more ac¬curate than a watch. Its cost isabout $4,000.Also in Schultz’ possession is anIntegraph, used after the harmonicanalyzer has plotted a curve to com¬pute automatically the total area en¬closed in the curve...you//find mom PLEASUREin Chesterfields milder better tasteMortimer J. AdlerSpeaks Tomorrow YWCA Holds 4th AnnualDrive to Raise FundsMortimer J . Adler, associate pro¬fessor of the Philosophy of Law inthe University law school, will givehis long awaited lecture on “Catholi¬cism and Communism” tomorrow af¬ternoon. The lecture, under the aus¬pices of the University Calvert club,will be given at Ida Noyes hall at4:30. The lecture is open to every¬one. The lecture tomorrow is the oneoriginally planned for November 18,but deferred at that time because ofAdler’s illness.Dr. Herbert Schwartz’ weekly dis¬cussion of Thomism will continue. Beginning Monday and lasting un¬til Saturday, the YWCA will conductits annual finance drive to collectfunds for the organization’s budget.The drive committee, headed by Clem¬entine Van der Schaegh, will canvassthe campus, asking that all contrib¬utors sign a pledge.A FITWELL DRESS SUIT RENTAL CO.Fall Dress. CnUtwsjr and Tnxedo SnitsSummer Formals. Masquerade Costumesand Wraps to RentACCESSORIES FOR SALETrianon Building - 6207 Cottage GrovePhone Plaza 7310MOJVD Thigh-MoldSILK STOCKINGSGIVE YOUMORE MILEAGE!$1.003 Pair for $2.85Hazel Hoff1371 E. 55th STREET(Near Dorcheeter)A Dessert of Wholesome GoodnessFresh Strawberry Shortcake"M-m-m-m, What a Delicious Dish". That is what hundredsof STINEWAY CUSTOMERS are saying since this specialtreat has been introduced. Made with a liberal slice ofdelicious Sponge Cake covered with large fresh, juicy Straw¬berries to a topping of rich, fluffy whip-cream.WE KNOW YOU'LL COME BACK FOR ANOTHER HELPING,STINEWAY DRUGS57TH AND KENWOOD PHONE DOR. 2844