QHje Bail? illanumVol. 37. No. 100. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 29, 1937 Price Three Ccnti-CerebralSalvageFrom j. C. M.* * *Perhaps this, like most of ourideas, will turn out to be just an¬other orphan of a brainstorm, butat any rate, we have the space tofill, so here goes.« * *It is a constant complaint that stu¬dent activities on this campus fail ofproper support, of both the partici¬pant and spectator kinds. Yet on theother hand, there seem to be hun-dred.« of students literally languish- Analyze Changesin University UnderHutchins’ RegimeThe Daily Maroon will publish aspecial New Plan issue tomorrowsurveying changes that have takenplace in the Hutchins’ administrationand commemorating the completionthis spring of the sixth year of theUniversity of Chicago Plan.The comprehensive analysis of thismodern institution will include inter¬views with such prominent New Planparticipants as George Works, Deanof Students; Aaron J. Brumbaugh,Dean of the College; Ernest C. Mil- Dictionary Traces Origin of ^BlueMonday^ to Hangovers and Overwork\JAV.UV' Vi iOlIKUIOll* I 1 _ rs * i Jin, for oomothin, to do, oven though ieach may be on the membership rollsof one or more organizations. Themeaning of this in itself, however,may be seen if one looks at the caseof the Chapel Union, with 800 regi- Special articles by James WeberLinn, professor of English; HowardMort, editor of Tower Topics, andJohn Barden, former editor of TheDaily Maroon, will liven the issuewith viewpoints on campus life andstered members, but only 100 active., in the Thirties.Why are so few students active} ^he special issue will be in sixwhen there is apparently so much [ and‘will go on sale at regularto be done. There are, of course, i all regular Maroon stations,some students whose time spent incommutation, study, and outsidework is so great that participationfor them is impossible, but we be¬lieve that numerous others wouldgladly participate if convinced thatthere was something to gain by it.As pointed out yesterday, there issomething to gain from activities,but not nearly as much as there!should be. It is high time that stu¬dent activity leaders take account ofthe changing intellectual climate ofthe University. They are trying tooperate Old Plan activities simultane¬ously with a New Plan of education.The New Plan has had one peculiareffect. It has made some studentsstrangely aware of what they cameto the University for, and this, sur¬prisingly enough, is not to do stooge-work for a campus bigshot.« • *One further criticism to make, andthen we will try to be constructive.It has gotten so that participation inactivities usually follows one of sev¬eral main "patterns.’’ Thus we have.•tudents who follow the ASU-Social-ist Club-Soapbox pattern, or thelA'aders Organization-Social Com-mittee-Blackfriars pattern, or theSettlement Board-Chapel Council-Chapel Union pattern — with varia¬tions, of course, but you get the idea.Within these patterns, increasingspecialization takes place. Each pat¬tern has a tendency to branch outuntil it finally includes its own so¬cial affairs, discussion groups, dramagroups, even publications. This isperhaps a good thing, but it has itsregrettable aspect.The trouble with this set-up isthat while the students in differentactivity patterns are often perform¬ing quite similar functions, there isso little mutual understanding andcooperation. Thus we find the Stu¬dent Social Committee sponsoring an"all-campus” dance which will not begenerally attended by ASU members,while the ASU will get behind an“all-campus” dance which will not bewill not be attended by those whodanced at the “all-campus” dance.One might think that since theDramatic Association, InternationalHouse Players, Blackfriars, and ASUfine arts group are all interested inthe production of plays, they wouldhave a common Interest in eachother’s work. They apparently donot. One might think that the jour¬nalists of the Maroon would findsomething in common with the Jour¬nalists of Soapbox and tne StudentPartusan. They do not find it becausethey do not seek it. WAA and theIntramural department have a com¬mon problem. How often do theyinterchange ideas?* * «It is high time for student activityleaders to stop chewing the rag intheir swivel chairs, and to lookaround and take inventory. Thereis not a single activity on this cam¬pus that is a smash-wow success. , nfAnd it is no wonder, when we con- ! ” From the English adjective, "blue,”America created many of its pictur¬esque compounds and colloquialisms,nicknamed three of its states anddrew a melancholy veil over the be¬ginning of each week with the sadexpression, "Blue Monday.”These linguistic disclosures aremade in the second section of the“Dictionary of American English.”edited by Sir William Craigie, co¬editor of the Oxford English Dis-tionary. and James R. Hulbert, pro¬fessor of English at the University,and soon to be published by the Uni¬versity press.Trace Blue MondayThe question whether "blue Mon¬day” had its journalistic origin in DeVere when he wrote, “Both theregion where it grows naturally, andjthe settlers, there, are known as BlueGrass simply, and hence the state ofKentucky is often thus designiated.”A company of soldiers in the Rev¬olutionary war, under Captain Cald¬well’s game cocks” and later "thebrought about the ^signation ofthis state as "The Blue Hen.” Thesoldiers first were known as "Cald¬well’s game cocks” and later "theblue hen’s chickens” and the "bluechickens.” The distinction theyachieved in the south by the fightingspirit led to the application of thename of "Blue Hen” to the state.While the compound “blue-laws,”also an Americanism, dates back in Approve Nine asNew SettlementBoard MembersMonday morning ‘hangovers^’ or l journalism in 1781 as an expressionfrom the accepted belief in times' describing the puritanical regulationsBroadcast Songsfrom Blackfriarson WAAF SundayHit numbers from this years Black¬friars show, "One Foot in the Aisle,”will be featured in a special half-hour broadcast by the cast overWAAF' on Sunday evening from 7:30to 8, Edwin Sibley, Blackfriars Ab¬bot, announced yesterday.The program will consist of songsfrom the production, a skit leadingup to one of the hit numbers, and ashort talk by Producer Robert Storer. [Students to be heard on the broad¬cast are Robert Jones, Alan House,Gene Davis, Dean Linger, AlanShackl^ton, Ted Fink, Marvin Jacobs,Harry Snodgress, Robert Conner,and Jack Hageboeck. Snodgress,Conner, and Hageboeck will harmon¬ize as a trio during one of the num¬bers.Storer will give a short summaryof the plot, and describe the processof turning Maroon football heroes in¬to ballet “girls.”Songs included 'in the broadca.stare the works of such old-timers asBob F’itzgerald, Jacobs, and HastingsMoore. The broadcast has been madepossible through the cooperation ofWAAF', and was arranged by HarryMendenhall, chairman of the Black¬friars radio committee.Fitzgerald’s latest hit, “My HeartRemembers,” is considered a worthysuccessor to his recently publishedcomposition from last year’s show,"Can Love Be Gone?” gone by that clergymen were over¬worked because of Sunday churchservices, is answered by either in-pretation although the former haspriority by a year.In 1869, Brace, in his book, "NewWest,” wrote "They never have likethe white, a Sunday spree and a‘blue Monday’.” The following year,F. Fern, in "Ginger Snaps,” said,‘“blue Monday!’ By this name cler¬gymen designate the day;... theworn-out clergymen takes Mondayfor a day of rest, for truly the Sab¬bath is none.”Three states, Kentucky, Delawareand Connecticut, derive their col¬loquial titles, from the old Englishword "blue.” Kentucky first wasdubbed “The Blue Grass State” byForest Philosopherto Illustrate Talkwith Colored FilinsSam Campbell, "The Philosopherof the Forest,” who shows technicol¬or movies of the woods, will be thespeaker at the Chapel Union meetingSunday evening at 7:30 in Ida NoyesHall.Campbell, who has spent the great¬er part of his life in the north woods,was discovered by an official of theChicago and North Western Railroad,who heard him lecture several yearsago. Since then, the Railway Com¬pany has sponsored his talks.Taking part in radio broadcastsregularly, Campbell speaks on “TheSanctuary Hour” every Sunday after¬noon.More than half a million people towhom he has talked during the lastthree years speak of his motion pic¬tures of wild life in the north andwest as exceedingly good.There will be no admission chargefor the meeting. Colorful CaudeamusAppears in UsualPolyglot Fashion"Gaudeamus.” by its own admis¬sion “a fine magazine . . . publishedregularly at (the) convenience” ofthe editors, rears, its many-tonguedhead again with an edition whichlives up to the reputation of itsdoughty predecessors'.The current issue is dominated byGerman—scholarly German, ordi¬nary "Gaudeamus” German, andpidgin German—none of which wecan read. But "Studentius on theHole” alone is well worth the nickelthat Gaudeamus costs, for who hasnot puzzled over the classic Hole ina vain effort to keep from noddingover the current intellectual prob¬lem? This noble and timely littlearticle, amply illustrated with exam¬ples* of the author’s theories on thesubject, deals with the possibilitiesof the Hole."Tremaine” writes in a GertrudeStein-esque fashion on nothing inparticular, to the lamentations ofEditor Tom Kerr in a lost footnote.An anonymous article deals with aparody on the Erlking in some sortof composite language which isenormously funny.In answer to an apparently solicit¬ed selection, Kerr rises in righteousindignation to resent the inferencethat Gaudeamus is an "ass-drawncart” and the issue ends with a Thren¬ody (your guess is as good as ours)to the three ex-editors who have laiddown their journalistic pens to scrib¬ble Ph. D. theses. in force at New Haven, Conn., it wasnot until 1839, 58 years later, thatConnecticut became known as “TheBlue Law State.” Briggs in “H.Franco” wrote “ ‘But you were nota,member of the Hartford conven¬tion?’ exclaimed Mr. Bloodbutton.(Continued on page 3) George Probst, John Palmer, Mc-Kenath Sponsel, Robert Foster, Wil¬liam Boehner, Frederick Linden, Mar¬jorie Kuh, Jeannette Barrett, andJo Anne Smith were approved as newmembers of the Student SettlementBoard by the Board of Social Serviceand Religion at its meeting last Tues¬day afternoon.The first meeting of the Boardwith the new members will, be heldFriday at 4:30 in the Chapel office,at which time the group will makeplans for annual Tag Day.Nominations for the Student Set¬tlement Board are made by the Boarditself, but the nominees must be fin¬ally approved by the members of theBoard of Social Service and Religionwhich has general oversight of thereligious and social service activitiesmaintained by the Universty.Two representatives of the JewishStudent Foundation have been chosento meet with the Board. They areJudith Kahn and Robert Tannen-baum.University Journals Rank Foremostin Fields of Research and Learningsider the small proportion of stu¬dents who participate, and the great■ dearth of new ideas on the part ofthose who do, resulting from a toolimited horizon.Yes, we have a conceret sugges¬tion to make. W’hy not hold an all-campus Activities Conference, towhich the leaders of all studentgroups, graduate as well as under¬graduate, professional and fraternal,(Continued on page 3) Business FraternityPhilip Rootberg was electe^regentof Iota chapter of Lambda GammaPhi, business fraternity at the an¬nual election held Tuesday. Othernew officers are Herbert L. Strauss,Jr., treasurer; Robert Taunebaum,vice-regent; and Emanuel Linn,scribe. They will be installed Fri¬day evening at a dinner-dance at theCasino Parisien. Italian Club Gives«Play by Niccodemi“Scampolo,” a three-act play byDario Niccodemi, will be offered byGli Scapigliati Friday and Saturdayat 8:30 in the Reynolds Club The¬ater.Niccodemi has a triple claim tofame as journalist, theatrical direc¬tor and dramatist. Several of hisplays have been produced in NewYork and London with John Drewand Ethel Barrymore as stars.“Scampolo” is the story of a vivac¬ious waif in twentieth century Romewho develops rapidly from a happy-go-lucky child of the street into aromantic young women. This partis layed by Josephine Mirabella. Therest of the cast includes TheodoreI.iOwnik, Antonette Balsamo, AlbertPanza, Mary Margaret Gillespie andLibero Bianchi.Professor William M. Randallcoached the presentation, which hasbeen under the general supervisionof Hild^ Norman. By ROBERT FOSTERThe Journals are perhaps the mostobscure of the University Press pub¬lications, that is the least known tothe average student. Yet, every oneof them is recognized as a foremostauthority In Its individual field oflearning.When President Harper foundedthe Press as a separate division ofthe University, it was his plan thatevery department should have ajournal for the publication of re¬search. Since the appearance of TheJournal of Political Economy in De¬cember of 1892, each succeedingyear has seen President Harper’s |plan come to more of a realization, jWith the appearance of the Law Re¬view in 1933, there had accrued atotal of sixteen Journals from asmany different departments.Each Journal enjoys a specific cli¬entele of pers'ons interested in thehighly technical subjects covered.For this reason, the Journals areknown only to this* limited audienceand a few laymen who are interestedin braving the more technical ones.There are, of course, several such asThe American Journal of Sociology,The Journal of Political Economy, and The Social Service Review thatenjoy a wide audience because oftheir intelligent discussion of currentsubjects.The readers who have a strongcuriosity about the dawn of civiliza¬tion, The American Journal of Semi¬tic Languages and Literatures offersan unusually interesting and inclu¬sive source of information about past,(Continued on page 3)Enlarge FreshmanDiscussions; AddEnglish SectionFor the first time the FreshmanDiscuss'ion groups have met with suf¬ficient success to warrant their en¬largement. Supplementary to theexisting schedule of Social Scienceand Physical Science meetings at1:30 on Wednesday and Thursdayrespectively, a new section has beenstarted in Social Science at 1:30 onMonday. A discuss'ion group has alsobeen planned in English 101-2-3 forTuesday from 1:30 to 3:30.For several months David Landau,originator of the plan, worked to or¬ganize these discussion groups to aidthe student in both keeping up withthe course and in reviewing for thecomprehensives. Only recently,when the faculty were persuaded toparticipate and with the examina¬tion date growing nearer have thegroups had attendance which, atleast, partially towards Landau forhis efforts. Gilkey, Meyer^ andLaves Lead ChapelUnion DiscussionInitiate New' Membersof Legal FraternityEleven law school students werej initiated by the University chapter ofPhi Delta Phi, national legal frater¬nity, Tuesday night at a banquet inIda Noyes Theater.Newly-initiated members are JackAllen, John Clark, William Dietrich,James Fawcett, John Kelly, WilliamI^esher, Frank Mahin, Dwight Mc¬Kay, John Newby, Harry Simkins,and Richard Smith.Present officers of the chapter areWilliam Emery, magister; Olin Seth-ness, clerk; Hubert Will, treasurer;Sam Lewis, historian; and John Sype,steward. From the points of view of evolu¬tion, revolution, and religion, threespeakers will discuss social changesat the Chapel Union outing Saturdayat Palos Park.Walter H. C. Laves, assistant pro¬fessor of Political Science, FrankMeyer, a graduate student in the de-artment of Political Science, andCharles W. Gilkey, dean of the Uni¬versity Chapel will speak and leadthe discussions following each talk.The subject will be discussed in thelight of feasibility of change, revolu¬tionary and evolutionary, and of thesignificance of change and religion topresent day youth. Laves is expect¬ed to defend evolutionary change.Meyer, a Communist, the Marxistviewpoint, and Gilkey, religion.Pai'ticipants will meet in theChapel office at 8:30 Saturday morn¬ing, and students who are able toprovide cars are asked by the com¬mittee in charge to leave word inthe Chapel office.In addition to the transportationcharge, which will be divided amongoccupants of each car, the cost of theouting will be approximately one dol¬lar. Conduct Forumon EducationalWorld PoliciesMorris, McKeon, GerardDiscuss Benefits of Met¬aphysics.By EDWARD C. FRITZThree courteous, cautious menfaced a crowded group of campus in¬tellectuals last night and delvedbriefly into the grave problems stir¬ring the educational world. Theyshowed that opposing schools ofthought can get together without an¬imosity in analyzing the crucial, deli¬cate questions' now disturbing theMidway.Richard P. McKeon, professor ofPhilosophy and dean of the Human¬ities Division; Charles W. Morris, as¬sociate professor of Philosophy, andRalph W. Gerard, associate professurof Physiology, were the three men.The meeting was the American Stu¬dent Union Parliament last night inthe Eckhart lecture hall.McKeon stood staunch for theplace of metaphysics in the "Twen¬tieth Century University.” Morris ex¬pounded the benefits of having phil¬osophy and empirical science go handin hand, as the two functions of abroad, unified "science.” Gerard po¬litely but strongly supported the partof experimental science in the uni¬versity, and bluntly questioned thevalue of metaphysics.Agree Where to Leave OfRAll agreed that defining meta¬physics was no task for a short sym¬posium. None objected to a cooper¬ation between natural science andphilosophical thinking. But still,their agreement was a brief one,formed only for the evening bysophisticated word^weaving, and lead¬ing to certain disagreement on thequestion, "What is the fundamentalordering between experimentationand philosophic thinking?”For first Gerard seemed to scoffat the contributions of non-experi-mental philosophy; then Morris"agreed” by stating that philos-ophycontributes to experimentation as thehypothesis and deduction contributeto the scientific proof, and that thisphilosophy should be the active cen¬ter of organization of the entire Uni¬versity. Then McKeon, humorouslylamenting the long ages in which therealms of philosophy have been in¬vaded by science, insisted on separat¬ing the techniques used by empiricalscientific proof and metaphysics.Gerard AmusesHigh points were Gerard’s storyending with the moral, "Gentleman—the metaphysician has no labora¬tory,” and Morris’s assertion in re¬ply to Frank Meyer that no dogmaticsystem of philosophy like scholastic¬ism or dialectical materialism shouldbe set up as a basis for the TwentiethCentury University, and that, furth¬ermore, there is no danger of any¬one establishing such a basis, al¬though some misunderstanding peo¬ple may think there is.University Symphony Orchestra PlaysFirst Composition of Graduate StudentBy BARBARA BEERThomas Turner, graduate studentand writer of the composition"Fugue” which will be played by theUniversity Symphony Orchestra atits spring concert Friday night, vio¬lates all established rules as to whata musician should be like. Tall andathletic in build, with short hair andhands that are certainly not delicate,he is anything but the conventionalcomposer.Furthermore, he plays no instru¬ment except the piano, and that verylittle because of an injury to theligaments of his* hand.Turner comes from Iowa. (His fa¬ther was once governor of thestate.) Entering the University withthe first class to begin work underthe New Plan, he remains theoreti¬cally in favor of the Hutchins ex¬periment. Practically, however, headmits that for him it was merelya convenient arrangement to post¬pone cramming until June.While in college Turner wore a Chi Psi badge and took part in black¬friars productions'. ‘Because of thevariety of his interests he took sub¬jects ranging from anthropology tochemistry and majored in nothing.This resulted in considei-able diffi¬culty when it came time to graduate.Turner received his MA last yearand is now taking a Seminar in Ad¬vanced Composition. Although heoriginally planned to take up medi¬cine, he became ir.terested in thetheory of music while in the college.In his* opinion, playing of instru¬ments receives too much emphasis inthis country to the neglect of theory.He plans to teach music as a ca¬reer, his major interest, of course,being composing. "Fugue” was hisfirst composition for a full orchestra,and was written in the Winter quar¬ter of 1936.Asked his opinion of Universitywomen, he .said, “I have absolutelynothing to sav. T am a married man.”He has been mhrried only fourmonths.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, APRIL 29, 1937iatl^ ilarannFOUNDED IN 1»«1Member Artociated Collegiate PressThe Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUetversity of Chicagro, published morninifs except Saturday, Sun-dor, and Monday during the Autumn, Winter, and Spring Quartersby The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue. Tele¬phones: Local 46, and Hyde Park 9221 and 9222.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any contractSBtered into by The Daily Maroon. All opinions in The DailyMaroon are student opinions, and are not necessarily the viewsof the University administration.The Daily Maroon expreasly reserves the rights of publicationof any material appearirg in thb paper. Subscription rates:$2.76 a year; $4 by mail. Single copies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March 18. 1903. at the post officeat Chicago, Illinois, under the act of March 3. 1879.<IL.-aSSKNTEO FOR NATIONAL AOVSRTISINS BTNational Advertising Service, IncColltgr Publishers Representative420 Madison AvE. New York. N.Y.CHiCAoo . BOSTON - San FranciscoLoa Angelcs • Portland • sbattlsBOARD OF CONTROLJULIAN A. KISER Editor-in-ChiefDONALD ELLIOTT Business Mana(i:erEDWARD S. STERN Managing EditorJOHN G. MORRIS Associate HJditorJAMES F. BERNARD.Advertising ManagerBernice BartelsBmmett Deadman EDITORIAL ASSOCIATESEdward PYiti William McNeillEIRoy Golding Betty RobbinsCharles Roy BUSINESS ASSOCIATESBernard Levine William RubacbMarshall J. StoneJacquelyn AebyBarbara BeerHarris BeckLaura BergquistMaxine BiesenthalRuth BrodyCharles ClevelandLome Cook EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSJohn CooperPaul FergusonJudith GrahamAimee HainesDavid HarrisWallace HerschelRex Horton Harry LeviSeymour MillerLaVerne RiessAdele RoseBob SsssLeonard SchermerDolly ThomeeDouglas '’’•>reEdwin BergmanJerome Ettelaon BUSINESS ASSISTANTSAlan Johnstone Howard GreenleeMa.x FreemanDoris Gentzler Edward GustafsonSTAFF PHOTOGRAPHERSDavid Eisendrath Donal HolwayNight Editor: Harris BeckAssistants: John Cooper — Lome CookThursday, April 29, 1937If 1 Were President1 would require every professor in the Uni¬versity to take and pass at least one courseoutside his own department every year.It sounds simple, but its beneficial resultswould be enormous. At one stroke, the pro¬fessor would be kept humble and wise; itwould make him both a better teacher and amore effective research man.Elxperiencing the poor teaching of most ofhis colleagues, especially in the higher reachesof the University, he might be brought torecognize some of the weaknesses of his ownclass room techniques. He might even dosomething to improve them.The knowledge that real full fledged pro¬fessors not just as at present future profes-fessors, were among the recipients of his wis¬dom might put the instructor on his mettle;might even induce him to revise his lecturenotes. Thick of the devastating effect if ‘con¬versations at the Quadrangle club on facultymerits and demerits resembled those of Hut¬chinson Commons.Secondly, the professor would be kept wise.He might avoid that ‘datedness’ which maybe good in coffee, but is assuredly not goodin professors.Great research achievement comes as muchfrom cross fertilization of distinct fields ofknowledge as from intensive cultivation ofone of the remoter corners of one of thefields. Many a professor is so steeped in theaccepted techniques and conclusions jof hisfield that he couldn’t make any really import¬ant contribution.A knowledge of what his colleagues in bothnear and distant pastures are thinking aboutmight put important research achievementwithin the grasp of the professor who nowflounders about trying to keep up with theliterature of his field, which is in vast major¬ity, the application, unimportant in itself, ofalready established generalizations and tech¬niques.This should effectually scotch the cry whichthe harried professor is sure to raise: “Butwhat about my pet research project? Whenwill 1 have time to work on it?” A singlecourse for one quarter in three would be wellworth the time taken from bending over lab¬oratory table or book piled desk.The courses would even be fun for the pro¬fessors. They, being human, must sometimesfeel wearied of their own particular specialty.And there are few things more exhilaratingthan the discovery of a new idea to which youmust accommodate your beliefs. The requirement would go far toward mak¬ing the University a cohesive unity, not a merecollection of research workers who' occasional¬ly come forth from their study or laboratoryto talk to dull witted students. This is thegreat aim of President Hutchins’ plan for thereform of higher learning. Until a staff is avail¬able which has had the benefits of the newcurriculum, it might make easier the embodi¬ment of the plan if professors knew just a lit¬tle about each other’s ideas and interests.A rigid requirement would be necessary tobudge the professors from their establishedhabit of burrowing into the narrowest holethey can find, and their horror of any emerg¬ence from it. They would be free to choosetheir own courses, although I think it wouldbe a good thing to require the four surveycourses or demonstration of an equivalentamount of information from every professor.Careful check would be necessary to makesure that none sneaked through on courseswhose content they already knew.The move would make better teachers, bet¬ter seekers after truth, more satisfied faculty,a better University. It would increase Univer¬sity revenue from tuition. In fact it’s a won¬der it has not been put into effect long since.W.H.M.The Travelling BazaarChicago Queen Breaks NUTradition: Goes to BallJean Jacob, 1937 Cap and Gown Beauty Queen,will be the first to break the hallowed traditionof Greeks, and Greeks alone, at the NorthwesternUniversity Annual Interfraternity Ball. She will at¬tend this biggest night of the NU social calendarwith none less than Hank Spanjer, chairman ofthe Ball.According to the NU Ball committee, quite a fu¬ror is anticipated, since their dance is strictly closedto fraternity men who must bring Northwesternsorority women for dates. Further complications areexpected since Miss Jacob and Mr. Sanjer are sched¬uled to lead a wing of the grand march. And stillfurther trouble looms for the Queen on our campus,for she broke a date for the opening night of Black-friars to attend the function.Spanjer, a Sigma Alpha Epsilon, is quite an activ¬ities and social leader at NU. He met Jean at therecent Charity Carnival Ball where she was a mem¬ber of the Court of Queens. He was admittedly“much impressed” and now on the assumption thatonly he can break his own rules, Spanjer decided toescort Jean despite imending violent reactions.The affair is to be held in the Grand Ballroom ofthe Medinah Club on Friday, May 7, with Fats Wal¬ler and His Rythm supplying the music. Many stick¬lers for traditions at both Chicago and Northwest¬ern are interestedly watching for the outcome ofw'hat started as just another date.OUT OF STEP WITH THE TIMESWilliam Dieterich, a student in the Law School, isthe son of Senator Dieterich, but we don’t know whatbearing that has on this story. Anyway, if you re¬member, most newspaper-reading Chicagoans turn¬ed their clocks up an hour last Saturday night. YoungDieterich did not. Consequently, he came to his 11o’clock Real Property class at 12 o’clock on bothMonday and Tuesday—and wondered why the classdidn’t meet. MarxismBy FRANK MEYERTwo recent editorials on Marxismhave made two points. Let us con¬sider them separately. The first isthat “Marxian class conflict doesnot exist except in special cases ofmaladjustment as to either social orbiological needs.” Without here try¬ing to prove things about past his¬tory, I want to confine myself to thepresent period. Is it not true thatfor the tremendous majority of man¬kind just such ‘maladjustments’ ex¬ist today? It is true that the indus¬trial working-class is not by itselfthat tremendous majority; but whenthere is, added to it the farmers, thewhite-collar workers, large sectionsof the professionally trained who arethe natural allies of the industrialworking-clasB, who can deny thatthese—the great majority of man¬kind—suffer from something worsethan ‘maladjustment,’ namely a sys¬tem of society to which it is impos¬sible for them ever to ‘adjust?’Maxists do not make the classconflict. Conditions of thwarted eco¬nomic opportunity, threatening warand fascism, limited cultural possi¬bilities, and increasingly monopolisticcontrol of the resources of human¬ity by a small handful of peoplemake a situation which is the classconflict.Marxists are simply those who seemost clearly the nature of that con¬flict; see it clearly enough to feelthat their way of ‘adjustment’ is notto be found in the feeling of theirown spiritual and mental muscles,but rather in the open leadership ofthe fight which is going on all aroundthem, the fight to wrest the controlof social processes from a few andwin it for the many.The working-class, by its positionat the levers of the productive ma¬chinery and by its complete lack ofproperty in the productive machin¬ery, is in the best position to carrythrough uncompromisingly the strug¬gle which goes on in unclear and dis¬torted form all around us.The Marxist is no prophet, no sys¬tem-maker, Certain objective factsin society are observable to him. Hesees a struggle of classes. He seesthat the great development of theproductive system under capitalismfor the past 150 years ha.s made itpossible to guarantee plenty to all ifonce the anarchic methods of con¬trol and distribution under capital¬ism are removed. He sees that theworking cla.ss has the power and thepotential will to do this. The scienceof Marxism is the technique of thatclass’s struggle.But the triumph of the working-class is not the triumph of that classalone. Because it has the power ofcontrolling and at the same timeworking industry, it, unlike otherrevolutionary class in previous his¬tory has no need to subdue the restof humanity as its servant once itattains victory. That is all that the‘classless society’ means. It does notmean the end of struggle in life. Itdoes not mean the millenium. Itdoes, however, mean that man’s ele¬mentary material needs of life canbe supplied securely and without de¬pendence on the monopoly control ofa small group. The energy of all hu¬manity can be set free from thestruggle to make both ends meet andcan be devoted to the attainment of the higher cultural and social ideals. |And this has brought us to the sec- jond point. In the second editorialit is admitted that mass ‘maladjust¬ment’ leads to progress. But he ques¬tions whether Marxism is not a pan¬acea rather than an intelligent an¬swer to the difficulties of today.Along the lines I have sketchedabove, the Marxists considers that hepresents' no panacea, but simply apicture of social forces, and a lineof guidance for the development ofthose forces. The Marxist speaksnot as a guide from above, but rath¬er out of the experience of theworking-class in its struggle for free¬dom. He may be incorrect in hismethods, but he cannot be accusedof panacea-mongering. He has nopanacea; he has only a strategy for astruggle. His, belief that these strug¬gle will lead to a better life is basedupon the experience of history that,in spite of all dictatorship of a newlysuccessful class, in spite of all tend¬encies to bureaucracy, the world isbetter off with the coming to powerof a progressive class, when confu¬sions caused by a dying ruling classhave made life impossible without achange.We do not believe that the Sovietrevolution will be less bureaucraticduring the transition to real Social¬ism than previous revolutions. Thearmed and well-organized Russian working-class took care of the Trot-skyite bureaucrats when they heavedthem out in 1927; if need shouldever arise a Soviet people can al-ways handle a bureaucracy becausethe springs of power—the means ofproduction—are in the hands of thepeople.Today the confusions of capital¬ism’s decay are obvious, to anyone.The world is in turmoil. The ‘mal¬adjustment’ is patent to all. Whatis to be done? The Marxist standsfor a struggle, unpleasant perhaps,but necessary, to remove the chainson human progress. Disagreementmust deny the facts of today or pro¬vide another solution.STOP - LOOK5 PHOTO POSES 10c^ Finished in 3 MinutesIdentification - ApplicationPhotos 4 for 50cBring This AdQMAR’S STUDIOUpstairs1230 East 63rd St.Near Kimbarkr II•4 'i\ ? J-jYOUR LAUNDRY HOME AND RETURNWEEKLY by nation*wide Railwoy Express. Swift,safe, sure. Enjoyed by thousands in hundreds of colleges,at low economical cost. Remember, prompt pick-up anddelivery, always without extra charge, in all cities andprincipal towns. For immediate and college-yearservice, phone the nearest office of Railway Express.RAI LWA'^S|EXPRE s sagency V r iNC.70 E. Randolph St. Phone Harrison 9700Chicago, Ill.B & G HIRES PEEPING TOMThere has been a Peeping Tom watching the Fos-ter-Kelly-Green-Beecher cell block for the past weekor so, but he wears a uniform and works for B&G.His duty seems to be to patrol the street and walkssurrounding the dorms at regular intervals, and tonot^ down the locations of the girls’ windows wherethe shades haven’t been pulled down. This may seema strange sort of business, but apparently B&G hassome sort of scheme up its ragged sleeves for stop¬ping the sporadic outbursts of peeping menaces, fromthe Walker Ghost to lovesick squirrels, which haveplagued the dorms for years.It is not known how many applicants B&G hadfor the job.NOT A REVIEW“The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari,” which the FilmSociety revived yesterday, is the most intense filmwe have ever seen. The general problem was to findout which one of the characters was crazy, and wewere ready at several times to be convinced that itwas none of them, but us.PASSION FOR KNOWLEDGEHayward Keniston (Spanish) chairmanned theASU symposium on what constitutes a streamlinededucation last night. After the three speakers,Messrs. Gerard, Morris, and McKeon, had finishedtheir remarks, he slyly grinned, “Someone told me atlunch today that it would turn out to be a love feast.” | RESERVE FRIDAY EVENINGFOR THEWater CarnivalTHE BEST IN AQUATIC ENTERTAINMENTMOVIESSWIMMING AFTER FOR ALLcy®Friday, April 30 Bartlett25ciTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. APRIL 29, 1937 Page ThreeCampus WPA Project ProvidesLessons in Literary, Citizenship(Continued from page 1)political and social, religious, and sci¬entific, were requested to come, andto which the campus at large wasinvited?At its first session, such a confer¬ence might consider such topics asthe value of activities in general, theproblems facing activities on thiscampus, the relation of activities tostudies, and to job-getting, the bear¬ing of the Four Year College on ac¬tivities. These topics might be con¬sidered from the angles of both stu¬dents and faculty, with perhaps someconsideration by alumni and parents..\t its second session, the confer¬ence might conveniently break upinto six sectional meetings, namely:social affairs, publications, religionand social service, political affairs,fine arts, and professional groups.These sectional meetings would hearreports from the various organiza¬tions represented in each, on thebasis of which common problemswould be discussed.Take, for example, the meeting ofthe section on social affairs. Itwould include representatives fromthe Student Social Committee, fromthe activities committee of the Chap¬el Union, from the social activitiesoffice of International House, fromthe freshman and senior class coun¬cils, from the Interfraternity com¬mittee, from the social committee ofthe ASU, from the Interclub coun¬cil, from the Ida Noyes council, fromall the departmental organizationswhich sponsor social affairs, from in¬dividual fraternities and clubs — inshort, from all students organiza¬tions that sponsor social affairs.The problems which might be con¬sidered by the social affairs sectionare: nature of social functions whichare popular with various types ofstudents; types of entertainment; ad-mi.ssion prices; locations; orchestras;special programs, etc. With such awide variety of student organiza¬tions represented, perhaps a solutioncould be found to the problem of at¬tracting all types of students to an“all-campus” dance. Would not thisbe a worthwhile contribution to Uni¬versity life?* * *At its third and final session theall-campus Activities (inferencewould hear reports from the six sec¬tional meetings. It might try to syn¬thesize general recommendationsfrom these reports, but its functionwould be advisory and not ipanda-tory.* * *Coming near the end of the year,such a conference would force each jorganization to take stock of itself, jto sui^nr.arize its as.sets and liabilities-for the past year. It would presentto the University, in the form ofwritten reports to be filed in theDean’s office, a record of the non-academic year which would be inval¬uable for future reference by activ¬ity leaders and organizers.But more than this, an all-campusActivities Conference would serve asnothing else could, to reintegrate theextra-curriculum in the same waythat the various faculty committeesare now in the process of reintegrat¬ing the curriculum. “U.S.A. Work Program 3270”reads a red, white and blue noticeon the back door to the Music Build¬ing. A similar sign might be foundby the errant campusite on thefourth floor of Blaine Hall.And if the errant campusite is aRepublican, the busy whirr of type¬writers and mimeographing machinesought to induce him to investigate.In any event, let him discount themodest office space; he would findthat within these rather crampedquarters (donated, however, by the'University) 30 to 40 governmentemployees are engaged in a vitalwork that is attracting increasing at¬tention and recognition. It is doingso because it meets the real needsand demands of a great class of peo¬ple—immigrants and underprivilegedadults who have been unable to ob¬tain a basic education.Prepare Adult Le»onsSpecifically, that work is the pre¬paring of lesson material, for use byteacher and student, that will be suit¬able for adult education. Havingthe use of the University libraries,staff writers and artists under the di¬rection of Clem O. Thompson of theCollege have already compiled lessonmaterial in the fields of literacy andcitizenship. Such material, carefullygraded according to a method devis¬ed at the University, has to be sim¬ple yet free from childishness. Theset of ‘‘Beginning Lessons” (in lit-racy) teaches reading, writing, andarithmetic from the ground up, theDictionary(Continued from page 1)‘Never was in the Bluelaw state inmy life. Sir’.”One of the first general expres¬sions characterizing the Americanor Yankee was “Blue-belly,” whichfound its way into print in 1827 in“Inquiries Emigrant” by J. Picker¬ing.Other American usages of the Eng¬lish “blue” include “blue-stocking,”“blue coat (the uniform of theNorthern or Union soldiers),” “boysin blue,” “the blues (des-pondency),”“blueberry,” “Blue-bird,” “bluejay,” “blue point (oysters off ofBlue Point, I^ng Island, N. Y.),”and “blue streak (slang for burst ofspeed).”SSA Club to HearPearl Hart TonightCombining a business meeting witha talk by Pearl Hart on “The Law¬yer’s Guild.” the SSA Club will meettonight at 7:30 in Social Science 122.Nominees for the Executive boardof the Club for the Spring and Sum¬mer quarters are, Campbell Murphy fand David Axelrod, president; AnnaWilson, Helen Davies, and JosephineBailey, vice-president; Joan Kain andMargaret Gannon, secretary; andRobert Goodman, Daniel Rrosser,and Amelia Baer, treasurer. Furthernominations will be made from thefloor.In addition to the election of offi¬cers, the business meeting will includea discussion of the Club’s constitu¬tion.JSF Holds SecondFireside DiscussionSponsoring the second fireside dis¬cussion of the year, the Jewish Stu¬dent Foundation will have SydneyLevin as speaker for the discussiongroup Friday evening at 8 in thelibrary of Ida Noyes. Levin is notedfor his work in the Anti-Deflama-tion League. Modify Sections ofGeology Sequencesof College CourseShifting emphasis from a technicalaspect of the subject to two se¬quences which more nearly fulfill thepurposes of general education, theGeology department announces thatits college sequence. Geology 101,102, 103, will be substantially modi¬fied next year. An attempt is beingmade to integrate the material moreclosely with other fields of knowl¬edge.The formal description of thecourses, as they have been chang;edwill appear in the 1937-38 Univers¬ity book of Announcements ih twosections. Geology 101,-2-3 A and B.In section A, the earth, its ma¬terials, and its physical history is rec¬ommended for those students espe¬cially interested in the physical orsocial .sciences. Desirable antece¬dents are high school chemistry orthe general course in the physicalsciences. Autumn quarter, earth ma¬terials and processes will be given byKrumbein; in the Winter quarter,mineral.® and man, by Bastin; in theSpring quarter, physical history ofthe earth by Chamberlin.Section B, “the earth as an abodefor life” is recommended for thoseespecially interested in the biologicalsciences. The Autumn quartercourse, the surface features of theearth will be presented by Bretz; theearth and its life to mesozoic timeswill be given by Croneis, in the Win¬ter quarter; and in the Spring, theearth and its life from reptiles toearly man will be given by Olson.CROCOMBE’SBOWUNG ALLEYS6225 Cottage Grove Ave.OPEN ALL SUMMERSpecial rates to students dailyexcept Sunday up to 5 P. M. three being learned together. Sub¬jects of the lessons are drawm fromcommon adult experiences; titles in¬clude “How We Come to School,'“No Smoking Allowed,” “The Flag,'“Our New Baby,” and “We Go to theMovies.” “Steps to Citizenship,” writ¬ten in simple English, deals with nat-uraliation procedure and Americanhistorical background. Some lessontitles are “Visitors or Voters,” “Ben¬jamin Franklin,” and “DemocracyGrowing Up.” 'At present, the project is engagedin a set of lessons on “What the Con¬stitution Means to Us.” This sort ofsubject presents some difficulties* dueto the controversial nature of thetopic, but every effort is made to beobjective. A principal aim is to getthe student to think for himself,and to do further reading. Somelesson titles are “How Our Laws AreMade,” “Who Decides What the Con¬stitution Means?”, “The Nation andthe States,” “Our Constitution andthe Capitalistic System.”Although the present project wasbegun only last November, it has aninteresting antecedent history. Earlyin 1934, the University, through Pro¬fessor Thompson, was aiding in anearlier, less pretentious federal proj¬ect to study the requirements as topresentation and content of adulteducational material. The presentwork sees the findings of that projectapplied. SociaWhirlToday on theQuadranglesDivinity Chapel. Joseph Bond Cha¬pel at 12. Dean Frederick CliftonGrant of the Seabury Western The¬ological Seminary, Evan&*ton.Public Lecture. “Sociology: Insti¬tutional Organization.” Dr. MichaelM. Davis. Social Science 122 at 3:30.Avukah. (Student Zionist Federa¬tion) Abraham Dickenstein, Presi¬dent of Palestinean Workers’ Bank,speaks on “The Economic Structureof the Palestinean Cooperatives.”Ida Noyps Hall at 3:30.Radio Programs. “The Old Judge”(dramatization). WLS from 7 to7:15. Illinois League of Women Vot¬ers: “Collective Bargaining.” MaryGilson and Mrs. Robert Keohane.WLS from 7:45 to 8. As the month of May begins, theexam spectre becomes a reality, andfraternities and clubs rush to clearthe social calendar. As a result, theMortar Boards, Esoterics and Sig¬mas, finish up the season by givingtheir spring formals this weekend; Skull and Crescent is holdingtheir annual dinner; and several ofthe fraternities are holding housedances.* *Parading the campus armed withbottles containing gfoldfish, the Uni¬versity swimming team is loudly pro¬claiming the coming Water Carnival,to be held in Bartlett Pool at 8 to¬morrow night. Following a demon¬stration by the team, the societieswill participate in a splash party.* « «The University Symphony orches¬tra will hold its Spring quarter re¬cital tomorrow in Mandel hall at8:15. Tickets may be obtained fromthe Mandel Hall box office,* * *The Mortal Board Formal, at theSaddle and Cycle club, will be a din¬ner-dance, with a swing orchestrasupplying the music. Aileen Wilsonis in charge of the arrangements forthe Esoteric Formal Dinner dance tobe held tomorrow at the MorrisonHotel. Sigma will dine and danceSaturday night to the music of Her¬bie Mintz’s orchestra at the Electri¬cal club on the top floor of the OperaClub, from 9 to 1,* * *Combining the formal initiationwith a dinner-dance. Skull and Cres¬cent, the sophomore honor societywill bring together the in-coming andout-going members at the EdgewaterBeach tomorrow night at 9.Costume parties are so much thevogue that the members of Phi Sig¬ma Delta voted to have a ‘nautical’dance. Saturday night at the chapterhopse. Jack Fetman, chairman of theaffair, has arranged to have a negroswing band supply the music. ThePhi Kappa Sig’s plan a house dancethe same night.* * *The College Inn dance contestgoes into its second week tomorrownight, when the Northwesternershave their night. However, Chica¬goans can try again this week or thetwo following Friday nights for the$300 and silver cups. Forgotten Books Compete forUnpopularity in Harper StacksThe stacks, that little -visited andmysterious section of the Universitylibraries which underlie Harper fortwo blocks and a half or more, pre¬sent an interesting collection of bothworn and practically unusued vol-Journals(Continued from page 1)present, and forthcoming archaeol¬ogical discovery and cultural study, jThis Journal appeals especially toscholars of linguistic res’earch andstudents of the political, social, andreligious life of the ancients.The American Journal of Sociol¬ogy, founded in 1894, is the oldestjournal in the world devoted to pro¬motion of sociology as a science.Edited by Ernest W. Burgess*, pro¬fessor of Sociology, its chief pur¬pose is to give an interpretation ofmodern social problems. Thoughwritten from the sociologist’s view¬point it is conceived with some of themost common affairs* in the world—crime, population, elections, differ¬ences in incomes, fashions, marriage,immigp-ation, and our many modes ofgroup behavior.A feature of especial importancein the field of astronomy is The A»-trophysical Journal, edited by HenryG. Gale, dean of the Physical Sci¬ences Department, Frederick H.Seares of Mount Wil&x)n Observatory,and Otto Struve of Yerkes Observa¬tory. This Journal has provided acontinuous record of significant de¬velopments in astrophysical and spec¬troscopic science since 1895, fromother universities' as well as our own.The Botanical Gazette, establishedin 1875, has gained a reputation asthe most important organ publishingAmerican botanical investigation. Itsarticles deal with every branch ofthe science of Botany, and its* con¬tributors include research workers offoreign, as well as American univer¬sities, and of the commercial labora¬tories of large corporations. It isedited by Ezra Jacob Kraus, profes¬sor of Botany and chairman of thedepartment.For scholars of the languages*, lit¬eratures, history, and life of classicalantiquity. Classical Philology pre¬sents a continuous study of ancientcivilization. Of great value to thescholar are its reviews and abstracts-of noteworthy doctoral theses.(To be continued tomorrow) umns to the aimless and curious vis¬itor.Apparently, certain aspects of theCivil War do not hold a great inter¬est for University students, for agrimy volume laden with nose-tick¬ling dust and bearing the ponderoustitle “Report on the Treatment ofPrisoners of War by Rebel Author¬ities—40th Congress, 3rd Session,1868-1869” has been drawn onlyonce, and was in a fair way of mould¬ering to nothing from disuse.Probably the most appalling dis¬play is resented by a whole shelf ofweighty tomes on economics, one ser¬ies, entitled the “Quarterly Journalof Economics” ranging in date from1898 to the present, and dealing withthe subject in English. A second,“L’Economiste Francais,” which goesback to 1873, is devoted to the French-speaking student. All the books ofboth series were singularly new-look¬ing.“The Review of the River Plate,”a bound magazine “all about Argen¬tina,” inspires one with a grudgingadmiration for the doughty SouthAmerican reader who ploughsthrough such a maze of printedwords.One interesting little article mustcertainly have struck terror into thehearts of Uneeda bakers, had theyever read it. In an effort either tosolicit advertisements or to boosthome products the following storyappeared: “The enviable reputationof the products manufactured by thewell known firm of M. S. Bagley andCo., Ltd. testifies eloquently to theprogress being made in this countryin the manufacture of a considerablevariety of prepared foodstuffs, bever¬ages and table delicacies. The factthat the firm is devoting proper at¬tention to variety as well as to qual¬ity is evidenced by such happy recentadditions to its popular line as “Gin¬ger Nuts” and “Galletitas d’Amor.”CAR OWNERS“SPRIG HAS CUB”Change to Summer ProductsNowSpring Inspection FreeCompleteCheck Chart Lubricationand WashingSTANDARD SERVICESTATIONSSth and Greenyrood Ave.Tel.—Midway 9092'“We Take a Personal Interestin Your Car”LETTERS to the EDITORof CAP and GOWNBUY CAP & GOWN TODAY$3.50 (and only $1.50 down will reserve your copy)For Sale at the C & G Office in Lexington Hall, the InformationDesk, and Tailor Tom at Cobb Hall.{sjOTE^^ While they last you may get the few remaining copies of the Student Handbook or Student Directory for1 5c or both for 25c at the Cap & Gown office only.Page Four THE DAILY MAROCW, THURSDAY. APRIL 29, 1937Maroon Tennis Team Whip]Notre Dame with 9-0 VictoryIrish Show Little Skill, Dolphin Membersas Chicago >V ins Second *Meet of Season. Present NoveltiesWithout losing a single set in nine at Water Carnivalmatches, the Maroon tennis aceswhipped Notre Dame yesterday after¬noon on the Varsity courts 9-0, fortheir second victory of the season.The matches were played out mere¬ly as a formality because the Chi¬cago squad was extended in only onematch and the Fighting Irish foughtwith little or no skill. However, theytook their defeat lightly and boastedwhen they won a game. The oneclose battle on the card was the firstdoubles match which Bickel and Bur¬gess should have taken easily In¬stead they played it the hard wayand took the offensive by going tothe net constantly. Opposing themwere Waldron and Gregory, withGregory substituting for Captain BillFallon who stayed behind in SouthBend for a comprehensive he had to¬day. The first set see-sawed backand forth until the score was 6-6.Here Bickel and Burgess settled downto win the set 8-6 and they held to¬gether long enough to take the second.6-2.In the first singles encounter,Bickel whipped Waldron 6-2, 6-2. BillMurphy played in the second posi¬tion and toyed with Simon of NotreDame while he won 6-0, 6-0. The thirdsingles match was won by CaptainBurgess of Chicago as he took Rep-penhagen handily 6-0, 6-1. Chet Mur¬phy w’on the fourth point for the Ma¬roons when he defeated Kilrain 6-3,6-0. Chet, once again, was a littlebit unsteady at the start. He did notget warmed up until the second set.Shostrum had no trouble with Ar¬nold and Kreitenstein made a finedebut in varsity competition as hecompleted the singles sweep by whip¬ping Gregory. In doubles the Mur¬phy's beat Simon and Shaw, whileShostrum and Kreitenstein defeatedArnold and Kilrain.Maroons Leavefor WisconsinTeam Beats NeighborhoodAggregation in PracticeGame. Captained by Jack Brand, fresh¬man in the University last year andwho will return to school next fall asa sophomore, the S. S. Dolphin willset sail in Bartlett Pool Friday nightat 8. “Carribbean Capers” will bepresented by members of the crewas entertainment for the passengers.Following the show, the passengersare expected to join the crew in amixed splash party in the ship’sswimming pool.A novel program has been planned,two of the outstanding features be¬ing the Water Ballet Burlesque, inwhich the men participants will“wear no swim suits or trunks,” andMargie Smith’s underwater strip¬tease act.Chicago and Northwestem’s waterpolo teams will stage an “unofficial”game to decide the championship ofthe Big Ten. Jay Brown and FloydStauffer will team up in a comic div¬ing act in which act they will executea five and one-half turn dive. Theduo will also try to demonstrateany dive members of the audiencei-equest.“Passports” for the voyage maybe obtained from any member of theDolphin club, or from any personseen carrying a goldfish in a milkbottle. Upsets FeatureDay^s Games inSoftball LeaguesClose scores featured yesterday’ssoftball games in the Intramuralmeet, two of the victory margins be¬ing one point. The best thriller of thetournament so far was the Phi Sig‘B’-Deke game which the former won11-10. Losing 10 to 2 when they cameto bat in the last half of the seventhinning, the Phi Sigs went wild andtheir opponents were unable to doanything about it until nine runs hadcrossed the plate and the game hadbeen won. Several bases on balls anderrors helped the Dekes throw thegame away.Another last inning rally was puton by Phi Gamma Delta in their gamewith the Alpha Delts. Losing 3-1 atthe end of the first half of the sev¬enth, the Phi Gams put on a spiritedslamfest which netted them threeruns and the victory.Zeta Beta Tau slammed out a 17-9 win over Phi Kappa Sigma in agame more typical of the usual soft-ball tilts of the meet. The Zebescrossed the plate seven times in thethird inning and five times in thefifth. In the fourth game of the af¬ternoon the Chi Psi ‘A’ team had lit¬tle trouble disposing of Pi LambdaPhi, 12-5. .\fter a second inningspurt, the latter were able to makeonly five hits. 'Games Today3:15—Snell Hall vs. Lambda Gam¬ma Phi.4:15—Phi Sigma Delta vs. Phi DeltaTheta—field one.Alpha Tau Omega vs. Kappa Sig¬ma—field two. Announce NewEligibility Rulesfor I-M TrackOne change has been made in theeligibility rules for the Intramuraloutdoor track meet to be held May6th and 7th. The change comes inthe second of the rules, all of whichare repeated here. Ineligible studentsare those:1. Who have won a major or min¬or letter here or at another college.2. Freshmen who have been award¬ed numerals or whom Coach Rootconsiders capable of winning them.Upper classmen who have receivednumerals are eligible.3. Who have won a point in thewinter or present collegiate trackseason.Only two individual winners willbe back this year so that a numberof new champions will be crowned.The two are Archipley of the PhiDelts who won the 100-yard dash in10:5 seconds and the 220-yard dashin :23, and Handy of the Alpha Deltswho took the 120-yard low hurdlesin :14.4.Those winners who will not be backare Burch, Phi Psi, who won the 440-yard run in :54.4, Netherton, Beta,who took the 880-yard run; James,.41pha Delt, winner of the mile runin 4:59.4; Ow'ens, independent, whobroad jumped 20 feet 11 inches forfirst place; Hench, Beta, who won thehigh jump at 5 feet 7 inches, and'Fitzgerald, DKE, who put the shot46 feet 3 inches. The Alpha Deltsvan away with the team relay in1:39.7.Wanderer Explores Mysteries of West Stands;Discovers Athlete with Gorgantuan AppetiteMaroon baseball players yesterdayprepared for the two game series tobe played with Wisconsin this weekend. The team will leave in carsthis evening for the game. By doingthis they will have ample time to restup for the game tomorrow after¬noon.In practice yesterday, the varsityplayed a neighborhood nine. Manyplayers got a chance to show theworth in the game, which the Ma¬roons easily won. Practically all ofthe pitchers on the squad were usedfor at least two innings. Joe Mas-trofsky started. He appeared to berounding into shape and his backwhich kept him from several prac¬tices no longer bothers him.Reynolds Looks GoodReynolds also appeared to have alot of speed on the ball and was suc¬cessful for the time he was on themound. Before the end of the gameCoach Anderson had substitutedfreely and many of the regular play¬ers were out of the line-up.Anderson in commenting upon theIllinois game said that the playerswere much too tense in their effortsagainst the Illini. Their playing wasnot free and at the plate they werestiff and their hitting suffered.In the two games at Wisconsin,either Amundsen or Reynolds willpitch the first and Mastrofsky orLawson will get the call for Satur¬day’s game.There will also be a game onGreenwood Field Saturday when thesecond string men will play thePalmer House team from downtown.The lineup for this game has not yetbeen announced.GOLF TRYOUTSAdditional tryouts for the vars¬ity golf team will be held this af¬ternoon at Olympia Fields, theteam’s course. Although a teamwas chosen several weeks ago andcompeted against Notre Dame inits first match, the closeness ofthe first trials caused Coach KyleAnderson to call for further try¬outs. The loss of Captain Hi Lewishas also created an additionalopen position on the team. By JACK CORNELIUS“There’s more to it than appearson the surface.” This old saying cer¬tainly describes the West Stands.Most persons see in the stands onlya point of vantage (or disadvantage)from which to watch a football game.Underneath the seats, however, thereis a constant buzz of activity theyear round.As one enters the south end of thestands he comes- to a door with theshield of the University of ChicagoRifle and Pistol Club hanging on it.The loud boom of the pistol is mixedwith the sharp crack of the rifle andclattering of the ping pong ball asthose waiting to shoot enjoy them¬selves by having a “miniature ten¬nis” game.Finds Hungry AthleteAlmost directly oppos-ite the Rifleclub door is the door to the lockerroom. Upon entering here one comesupon a leading athlete seated behindth cage with his feet on the desk,munching a sandwich and at thesame time studying his law. As hedetects the visitor, down come thefeet, the book is laid aside, but theeating continues. When he has- emp¬tied his mouth so that he is able totalk, he politely asks what he can do,and takes another bite.When asked if he knows whatgoes on under cover of the stands,he unexcitedly says, “sure, what doyou want to know?” After askingseveral questions, the newcomer fin¬ally makes the following discoveriesfrom the athlete:“There are seven different activ¬ities being carried on in this sectionof the stands. We have handball,squash, squash-rackets, a golf driv¬ing net, rifle and pistol, band prac¬tice, and a section of the WPA hasits headquarters on the second floor.”He had finished his third sandwichby this time and was started on thefourth.Handball Is PopularIt seems that the handball courtsare well populated, especially from4:45 until 6 in the evening. “Severalfaculty members use the courts reg¬ularly, but between you and me,none of them are any good,” saidthe locker guard, sniffing rather dis¬dainfully as he swallowed the last ofthe sandwiches. To bear out hispoint he told a story.“Jack Gilbert had quite a reputa¬tion as a handball player when heentered Chicago as a freshman. Oneday he came over to the handballcourts where Clark Shaughnessy wasgiving some of the boys a few point¬ers. Gilbert asked Shaughnessy toshow him something about the game.After fooling around for severalminutes, Gilbert asked Shaughnessyif he wouldn’t play a few games.Shaughnessy agreed, with the net re¬sult that Gilbert, the pupil, shellack¬ed Shaughnessy, the teacher, threestraight games.”Faculty Plays Often“Norman Maclean, William Math¬er, bursar, and his assistant, Albert Cotton, Clark Shaughnessy, NelsNorgren, Marshall Knappen, and Wil¬liam Ballis- are the faculty memberswho use the courts most regularly.At least one member of the facultydrops in every day. @/9<^$:?,” ex¬postulated the story-letter as hisorange dripped all over the front ofhis trousers.Upon asking how many courts areavailable, the questioner learnedthat there are six handball, threesquash courts, and one squash-rack¬ets court. The listener was thentold that all courts must be reservedin advance. To do so, a player mustgo to Bartlett Gym any day previousto the time the court is desired andregister. “The locker room attend¬ant, me,” informed the guard whowas now eating the last item of hislunch, “will furnish the ball.”“The golf-driving net is-n’t usedvery often. When it rains some ofthe boys on the golf s^quad comedown here to keep in trim, but theydo most of their practicing out ofdoors.”“Once or twice a week I havemusic to keep me company. The bandpractices in the large room on thesecond floor in the middle of thestands. It shares the second floorwith a branch of the WPA. Well, Iguess that’s- about all there is to tellabout what goes on in the WestStands, unless you can think of some¬thing else to ask me,” said the theattendant.As the visitor thanked the lockerguard for his hospitality, the guardtossed the paper that his lunch waswrapped in acrosjs the room to thewaste container, put his feet backon the desk, and resumed his studies.The visitor could find only one faultwith his host. During the whole time he was talking to" the gracious host,he wasn’t offered so much as a biteof lunch.Warner Bros.LEXINGTON THEATRE1162 E. 63rd StToday“STOLEN HOLIDAY”“WOMAN WISE”Friday and Saturday“YOU ONLY UVE ONCE”“MAN OF THE PEOPLE” cmeAfloSTADIUtaoo WKST MADISON STNECTSNORT SEASON — STARTINO MATINCCFRIDAY inA P R I L ID.cou Biios.-aYM Bomiitk F—pN m Ai-nu st«T»-ns WHS abi-■Mli—III OrMt S CMithMitt MmusmIs — Mitephant* — NS llwiaa — I Train* *1 Dmibl*t*iii|tli Railraad Cara— $7.SN Dally Expam*TWICE IUULY2i8P.Hnoons OREM i a 7 a. m.40mto $1M-4,000 MiXfWTOaSSATS NOW ON SALE AT ROND'S,Of W. MADISON ST., AND STADIUM GRILLFORULARPRICES“CARIBBEAN CAPERS”featuringWater Ballet BurlesqueBartlett Pool Friday at 825 cents to all Much About NothingThat the Maroon tennis team canwell fear last year’s champions fromNorthwestern is no myth. This wasamply demonstrated last Saturdaywhen the Purple downed the Hawk-eye racquet wielders at Iowa City.Sweeping all eight matches, theEvanstonians did not drop a singleset.• ♦ ♦So far the tenni* team ha* remain¬ed the UniTersity’* one consolation,however.. Heralded at a champion¬ship squad, they have been playingchampionship tennis. Other Maroonteams have not been so fortunate.. .. . The baseball squad looked prettygood on the pre-season dope sheet,but outside of splitting a two gameseries with Notre Dame and one withIowa, they have not given their par¬tisans any cause for cheer. Tuesday’swhitewashing at the hands of the Il¬lini certainly doe* not foreshadowconspicuous success.* * *Missed traiir connections- to Cor¬nell almost deprived the Harvardbaseballers of their third basemanwhen they traveled to New York la.stSaturday. Rushing to the station tocatch the mid-night flyer, playerFrank Owens found that the rest ofthe team had left an hour earlier.Frantically hopping aboard aplane, he managed to get to Elmirabut was still 40 miles from his des¬tination. Undis-mayed he managedto commandeer a car and driver toarrive on the field in a slight degreeof disarray, but just in time to hearthe umpire yell “Play Ball.”s « *The track team can be thankfulfor a shortened schedule. After suf¬fering a 88-43 shellacking at thehands of Michigan State, they canat best look for only a few pointsIn Saturday’s contest with North¬western. EqlCouraging however, isthe note that the freshman squadis the best in years. Unless the teambecome* depressed by the “defeatcomplex” from which Chicago teamsapparently suffer. Maroon fans can at least look forward to next year aspromising success on the cinder path.* * *While 2000 spectators enthusiastic¬ally watch four teams play in a springtourney at Wisconsin, Coach Shaugh¬nessy and a small band of eight orten candidates hold “football clas.s”in the fieldhouse. We hesitate tothink about next year’s score if thisis any index at all of what the twoteams are going to be.It certainly s-eems ridiculous thatChicago should attempt to stay incompetition with schools wheresquads are not only twice as large,but where they are twice as- proficientdue to extra time spent in practice.Do Maroon fans have to sit throughanother fall of seeing their teams un¬mercifully beaten by elevens that arecompletely out of their class?CLASSIFIED ADSForced sale of German CandidCamera 2.9 Schneider lens, .300 shut¬ter speed. See Owen Fairweathercall Law Review office or H. P. 9407.DREXEL .5^1Thursday, Friday, Saturday‘THREE SMART GIRLS”' Frolic TheatreS5th & ELLIS AVE.TcKlay“MAN OF THE PEOPLE”“WOMAN WISE”Friday and Saturday“STOLEN HOLIDAY”“YOU ONLY UVE ONCE”^ IT'S A PLEASURETO SIT ONE OUT!!• »YEAH,MAN...If “silting one out” includesyour best girl and your bestsmoke . . . LITTLE FENDRICHPANETELAS ... the cigar en¬dorsed by thousands of youngmen the country over . . . thatcomes in one size and one flavorevery time . . . always fresh . . .always a PLEASURE!!FAVORITE SIZE FOR YOUNG MENEconomylen, University of Newark chem-istry students, conduct an ex|Teri'ment in economy with a contrap-tion modelled after an Indian“Hookah” to determine whetheror not two can smoke as cheaplyas one. They s;iy they have “pipedrtMms” that it'll be a success.iV.r^ Photo hyPatched r.still iPJtcber ' Against®fe/]ar f/.aesn/te .k^^centiy-rence university of Calijdct that friends have urged him toirated his fifteenth consecutive win“Presenting . . . ”Announcer John Runyan intrcxluces the intramural fightersin the University of Oklahoma’sannual tournament.Virrl bale’s Maurice Grassonreceives the plaudits ofowd and a kiss from his mothervinmng the foils crown in the Inter'ate Fencing Association's 44th an''urney. Additional Photo on Page 2. CoLLECiATT DiGEJT Photo by Tackcfft ftl^^^ft . ♦s. (1She heads championship co'ed ninePitcher Louise Miller, captain of theco^ baseball team of ArizonaState Teachers College at Tempe, has success¬fully lead her team to victory in all of the sched¬uled contests so far this season. Globe vfon theYork tourney. Here are James afta0ie Vioiet fencing coai^ and mxinstaya- ^Radio CollegianJohn Held Studied YouthIn College of ExperienceAnd now he '"''attends'' a college a weel{TF THERE is any person who might just as well have been a graduateof Jack Oakie's College on the Columbia network for Camels, it’sJohn Held, Jr., master-of-ccremonies of the Pontiac Varsity Showover NBC, the show which already may have saluted your campus.John Held, Jr., actually went to no college at all. Born in Salt L^keCity, Utah, he started work asa carttx>nist at'the age of i8. Thereafterhe studied youth in the college of experience and found it as dizzy, asdance-mad, as genially addle-pated as Jack Oakie’s charges are everyTue.sday night to the music of Benny Goodman's orchestra.After service in the navy, John Held, Jr., really went to work.From his drawing board streamed the young figures of the PlasticAge: flapi'iers with as many frills showing as burlesque girls revealin the early stages of the strip tease, vaseline-haired youths with bell-bottomed trousers, varsity sw'eaters and ukeleles. The drawingsmade Held famous. In 1928 he became a writer. As was to be ex¬pected, the titles of his books were Grim Youth, Frankie and Johnny,Women Are J^ecessary, and the like.Now, at the age of 58, John Held, Jr., pepfully introduces a lesssexy youth as he brings the talent of a real campus before the NBCmicrophone each Friday night. Exclusive OoiLeciATt Digeit Photo5 P 0 T L I C H It will still give a potential of more than 100,000 witsR Guilder is shown with the 150-year-old electrostatic machine that was us*the physics department of Hampden-Sydney College almost as many years ago. The }machine is one of the oldest of its kind still in active use.Extend University of Kansas' freshman instruction with ""freshman collegesG^^S^Gized to afford college instruction to persons who would otherwise not bto attend college and to supply work for unemployed teachers, 16 Freshman Gkare being operated in as many Kansas cities by the state university. Exactly 447 students are thiattending 90 classes, one of which is shown above, using regular extension division study courses. Siof the plan is hailed far and wide because of the high record Freshman College “graduates” attainthey enroll in a college. Excl<i<iivc Collegiate DigeetQueenClara Groves,Skidmore Collegejunior, will have aMay 'pageant pre^sented in her honcvnext month, for shehas been chosen MayQueen and will becrowned at impres'sive ceremonies, May15. F. Gallagher (center) makes an inq>ec'two tour of the Sihler Hall lockers atConcordia CoO^ (Ft. Wayne, Ind.).Here he is accompanied by the officersof the day, Lieut. Paul Miller andCorp. Theodore Daniel steft*Ruler Caroline Palm will ruleover the Furman Univer'sity May Day festivities this year.Hm is one of the highest co<ed officeson the campus. Mm* stcdeIan 2 Record-Smashing 440 Yd. Dashes in One Day!NE DUPUCATEOthe feat 20 min¬utes later as an¬chor man on therelay team. Ray’sstart enables himto jump into thelead at the crackof the nun. jMY ELUNWOOD,sensational trackstar of the UniTer-sity of Chicago,clipped .3 secondoff die world’s in-door 440-yarddash record in hisfirst college meet. JUST IIMGINE breakingthe world’s record twicethe same day! That takesstamina and endurance ofhigh order.IN THE FIRST FEWSTRIDES, Ray unleashesalmost explosive power.And keeps driving!*«rrs EASY to gM fii-dgued at exam-dme,”says Bob Sommerville(lefi), college senior."When Tm tired, aCamel gives me a ’lift’in energy, bucks upmy spirits, and helpsme sail along withpep to qiare.” “Please add me to the ath¬letes who get a 'lift’ withI NEVER fully realized just howmuch ’Get a "lift” with a Camel’meant to me until 1 ran twoworld record-breaking quartersin one afternoon,” Ray continues."That’s the time 1 put on mysupreme effort. Afterwards aCamel helped me pull myself to¬gether-helped me change overfrom being tired to feeling fullof pep. And that night I ateheartily and digested my mealas well as ever. This convincedme 100% on the value of enjoy¬ing Camels ’for digestion’s sake.’ ”In every line of endeavor—ac¬tive, hard-working men and womenlight up Camels to renew theirvim and energy—to add more en¬joyment to mealtimes —and toease strain and tension.EVERY Nomrs A RNSYONE for attractive ClaireHnntangtoo (rig^), publicstenographer. "Yes, it’s astrain," ^e says, "but nomaner how tired I get,smoking a Camel bringsback my energy. Although1 smoke a lot. Camels neverjangle my nerves."SURVEYOR WUliam Barrett(A^) speaking: "I get in a lot off y—during the day.When 1 b^in to feel below par,it’s me for a Camel and that in¬vigorating ’lift’ in energy."‘*IACK OAKIE'SC0LU6E"A sals show with Jack Oakiarnnniaa the ''college*’! Holly¬wood comedians and singingstart! Join Jack Oakie's Col-lege.Tuesdays—8:30pmE.S.T.(9:50 pm E.D.S.T.), 7:30 pmC. S.T.. 6:30 pm M.S.T.. 5:30pm P.S.T..oTerWABC-CBS.MRS. JOHN W. ROCKEFELLER, JR.,prominent in New York society, says:"It’s wonderful, when you’re tired, toget a cheering ’lift’ with a Camel.” Ctprrighl. 1987. R. J. Reynold* Tobadeo Company, Win»too-S*l«m. N. C.\ 11 f I Camels are made from finer, MOREEXPENSIVE TOBACCOS...am/Domestic...than any other popular brand.Police tags started students rioting 'University of Southern California students are shown millingUcLttiC about a police car in a campus riot which began when officerstagged University Park cars. Irate collegians booed the police, released airfrom the car’s tires and rocked the vehicle about the street until Pres. RufusB. von KleinSmid intervened. AcmtThey're ’’'tops" of all Indiana's co'eds"Rpniifi'pc brunettes will reign in the beauty section of the Indiana UniversityCO yearlxxik, The Arbutus, this year. (L to r) Eileen Neville, Kappa KappaGapima; Charlotte Uelbelhoer, Delta Gamma; Yvonne DeBruton and Betty Quigley,Kappa Alpha Theta;and Mary Failing, Pi Beta Phi. MissDeBruton was judged “prettiest'CouEciATE Digest Phdto hy Smiley ^ Co'eds did the initiation ceremony hoiiorsI Cadet Archer S. Thompson of the Massachusetts In-^•*■0 stitute of Technology receives the Scabbard and BladeMilitary Fraternity insignia from Claire Thuot, honorary commander ofthe Boston University R.O.T.C., as the two Hub schools joined in imitiation deremonies. CoutciATB Digest Photo hv YorlCoiLBGiATe Dueet Pboto by Davidlce Modern MathLieber, famed LongIsland University mathematicians,seem to be very pleased with thisidea of a “space filling curve," justone of the many curious drawings intheir library.Dan Frank, ace College of theX UtUtlt Qj^y York shortstop,covers the plate as Leonard Hubschman slidesinto third during a practice game. The umpireis Milton Weinstraub. WideWorW Learning about college from Collegiate DigestPowell catches up on the latestv><UllCgl<xllcl college news via “National CollegeNews in Picture and Paragraph" preparatory to starring inVarsity Show, elaborate college musical film. He’s shown witKFred Pederson (Wisconsin ’33), author of the original story forVarsity Show. FfO"* Colleoiat* Digest's Hollywood CorieaixiadentChristeningLawyer George Wharton Pep¬per is shown officially naming theUniversity of Pennsylvania shellthat has been named in his honor.Directly behind him are his sonand three grandsons.Wide WorldHe chose six from 31 Louisiana beautiesTil^(YpLouisiana’s Gov. Richard W. Leche is shown hard atJ work picking the six “most beautiful” Louisiana Techco-eds from the photos submitted to him by a campus committee.Collegiate Digest Photo hy HewinsLiDertyMount Holyoke College nwhich says that studentsput feet on furniture if they vaiKppcrs.VxxaciATt Dicwr Pfcoto hr F*-*-T nolr Coach ClippJ-/UUJV >Lanny Ross is phoning his congratulationsRanda Tozer was chosen Smile Queen from a field of 14Kent State University candidates on the night of the Sopho'more Hop, Radiostar Lanny Ross longdistanced her from New York tooffer congratulations and sing a song for her and the listening dancers. shows his VillanovaCollege gridders what they looklike to the opposition w'lth thisnovel use of mirrors. Acme ftk\i/r1^1Early-morning visitors tothe Guggenheim AeronauticalLaboratory operated by Harvard and M.I.T. scientists watchwith interest as a recorder registers a 70 degrees bdow tero tem^peiature radioed to it from a transmitter on a balloon 18 milesin the air. wide WocUOOUEitLE Sf^ NA1Uf«Mi.VifCT*IESA«ININpl4^Offering ten commandments for marital hapfnness* course in personal relations. Dr. Dwight M,Beck of Syracuse University’s Biblical department,s composed ten commandments for married persons, amongliicli IS "Honor thy father'in^law and thy mothcr'in-law.”Wide Worid WBX; JUDGE. MV SlMGLB STEM ’PIPE AND PRfHCC ALeCRT AREA MIGHTY PEACEFUL TOMBINATIOM.TOO. IT SUITS ME TO A'T7 r—^smoking the bride-groom pipeWAS EVIDENTLY THE INDIAN WAYOF BEGINNING A PEACEFUL,HAPPY UNIONTHAT GOES FOR ME ^TOO. P. A IS ‘CRIMPCUT'AND THE ^'BITE'IS taken )-rn OUT — ^CopyrlKtit. 1037, R. J. HfynoUm Tobaoeo ComiwnjPRINCE ALBERT MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE VSmoke 20 fraermnt pipefuls ofPrince AlberL If you don’t findit the mellowest, tastiest pipetobacco you ever smoked, re¬turn the pocket tin with the restof the tobacco in it to us at anytime within a month from thisdate, and we will refund fullpurchase price, plus postage.(Signed) R. J. ReynoldsTobacco Company, Winston-Salem, North Carolina.STEP UP, MEN, FOR COOL-SMOOTH-TASTY PIPESMOKING. PRINCE ALBERTIS EASY ON THE TONGUE.AND ON THE POCKETBOOK^TOO/ 50 PIPEFULS INTHE BIG POCKETtin/ ^pipefuls of fragrant tobacco inevery 2-oz. tin of Prince AlbertThey have to be shoumf P fir * comer of 66 McCosh Hall on the PrincctcmI 1 campus, the Missouri Club, composed of underclassmen who> help in mathematics from instructors, meets to informallyIJSS problems with them. Coiuoiati Dmut Photo by Frank Kane. Jr.They were all '''‘Thinking of Tou”^Fr>\7<>lt‘V theme song of famed Kay Kyser and his band was the theme of the evening wheniNvJVClLy he entertained at the annual mid'term dances at the University of Alabama. Hereone of his singing stars is presenting one of the great Kyser novelties. Cohegiate Dicest Photo hy Midden tie s Dartmouth s top'flight tatnis playerCSLDtSLin Green net team this spnn.L Norm Anderson, senior and star perfoi ' tiDartmouth tennis fans. He hung up a most creditable recoi '-l Jthe winter indoor tennis season and is expected to repeat tins s|CoiUGlATE DiCtJT Ph : Sy IOthen0ds ill |j^»OfkStageicveContract players are tops inthe film center. . . and Nick Lukats, a crack NotreDame halfback a few seasons ago, is onethat is always busy on a new screen pro'duction.Paul Schwegler is now near the topA former AlhAmerican lineman fromWashington, Schwegler is an assistantdirector for a large Hollywood film com-pany. He’s shown with Rochelle Hudson. Pug Rentner is now a stagehandThe former ace Northwestern halfback gets a smilefrom Myrna Loy as he makes a set change for her comingpicture. Alt Photos from Pictures, Inc. Cotton Warburton is now a film cutterThe former Southern CalifcM-nia AlhAmencan quarterhuk (right)shown here with Screenstar Bruce Cabot.K