^ Batlp illanionVol. 37. No. 91. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY. APRIL 14, 1937“There”• • •By DENNIS McEV^Y{This is the first of a series of columns to appear at irregular inter¬vals. Written by Dennis McEvoy, itconcerns the doings, official and back¬stairs, of the residents of Internation¬al House. McEvoy is a student-at-large at the University, and boastsintimate knowledge of things Japan¬ese). Name McKeonto Departmentof PhilosophyStress Intensive Work inThree Fields for Doc¬tor’s Degree.We of Internationa] House are fullof many (glorious ideals. We believethat brotherhood does prevail in thespirit of our pious le^nd above theentrance, that the House is an in¬tegral part of the University andthat joy reigns supreme as our littlebrown brother, from across the Pa¬cific, and big Nordic brother, fromacross the Atlantic, clasp hands. . .united in bonds of lasting friend¬ship.Newspapers inform us that theyclasp hands elsewhere for differentreasons. They say that Germany andJapan unite against Russia but weknow, and they probably know, thatthis is a union against an “ideal" andnot Russia and our happy family atInternational House should overlookthis incident entirely.• * *Yet there are disturbing rumorsfrom within. Every major Euro¬pean conflict seems to find its littleecho in the men’s social lounge—thenoise of fierce discussions is brokenonly by the noise of falling bodies(chessmen) as Russian bassos andJapanese tenors carry on spiritedduets. Our little brown brothers un¬clasp their hands and use them todefend Japan’s imperialism orChina’s sentimental claims of owner¬ship in Manchuria. These discus¬sions are usually held over chesstables by learned gentlemen who be¬lieve in peaceful solutions of suchproblems—the power of the Leagueof Nations and international recog¬nition of sentimental territorialclaims. Evidently they have not asyet heard of the Townsend plan.Many International House mem¬bers are worried over the possible in¬flux of 'foreign students. They areworried only because they do notknow what manner of people thesebe. The only large foreign bodynow in International House is theSocial Service Administration group(an embattled majority) who are for¬eign in that they are different andgreat in that they are misunderstood.As a gesture of self defense, manyS.S.A. workers are becoming suf¬fragettes. They are introduced asMiss Soandso, a social worker, andrelations are sure to be strained fromthat time on. Why? To quote theNew Yorker quoting Time, knowsGod! But the brutal fact remainsthat they have formed an offshoot ofsociety and are seeking protectionfrom the winds and the rain by do¬ing a little social work within OurHappy Family. But, as we said be¬fore, they are foreign in that theyare different and Our Home is not ac¬customed to such phenomena.* * *But the International House is farfrom any spirit of sincere antagon¬ism or prejudice. True, we do haveour cliques but some of them comefrom the North Shore and not neces¬sarily Siberia. And we do have someforeigrn students who battle valiantlyover chess tables in the men’s loungebut these seldom stray far from theirhome arena. The other day a for¬eign student walked along that pas¬sageway known as “Peacock Alley’’or the “Polish Corridor’’ which leadsfrom the post office to the TiffinRoom. When he entered the lattersanctuary, Tiffin Room natives clus¬tered around and over him in wond¬rous amazement. They didn’t exact¬ly trade beads for his heirlooms oroffer to colonize his country but youget the general idea.In conclusion, we should speak ofInternational House ghosts. There isa vast and uncounted army of menand women who only show theirfaces at convocation time. They arethe forgotten men and women whostudy from sunup to sunset. Occa¬sionally a prison pallor face willgleam from one of “The Polish Cor¬ridor’s’’ dark recesses. You look,shudder, and walk on—happy andsaddened at the thought that youhave seen one of InternationalHouse 8 forgotten men. i By ELROY D. GOLDINGIn 1937-38 the Philosophy Depart¬ment will advance its program ofstrengthening personnel and inte¬grating graduate curriculum anotherstage by appointment of Richard P.McKeon as Pi’ofessor of Philosophy,introduction of new course work inthe history of ideas, and change inthe objectives to be realized by therecipient of the Ph.D. degree inPhilosophy.Offer Prize*Reversing its past emphasis ongraduate work for the doctor’s de¬gree in one of the six fields of logic,metaphysics, philosophy of religion,history of philosophy, aesthetics, orethics, without attempt by the studentto integrate the fields, the depart¬ment has planned a graduate programfor next year which compromisesw'ith the views of those who holdthat a Ph.D. should be learned inall philosophic subject maOters.Henceforth “work for the Ph.D. in¬cludes intensive and original workin one of three fields: logic (includ¬ing methodology, philosophy of sci¬ence, epistemology, semiotic); axi¬ology, or theory of value (includingsocial philosophy, aesthetics, ethics),and cosmology (including phenomen¬ology, metaphysics, and philosophyof religion).Each candidate is expected to de¬veloped a special competence in re¬lation to one of the major fields in¬cluding its history.’’ By use of theterminology of logic, axiology, andcosmology the Philosophy depart¬ment’s announcements for next yearconceal the unobtrusive appearanceon a small scale at the University(Continued on page 2) ^Aristotle Was All Right^ Evenfor the Movies Says De MilleBy BETTY“Aristotle," offered the figure in >dressing gown and garters, “Aris¬totle," tapping the ashes from his!cigar, “Aristotle was all right!" Andso we encountered William B. de-Mille, by appointment, in the Quad¬rangle Club with a Detroit cold, aphilosophy, and a nonchalant hopethat God might give him the rightwords at the right time when hegreeted a large University audiencelast night with a talk on “The MotionPicture as an Art." He hadn’t ex¬pected feminine company.A congenial host, he talked ofmany things. He looked forward tothe reading of Mortimer J. Adler’s“Art and Prudence" and justified theapproach for Aristotle’s rules ofdrama still held good and are applic¬able to motion pictures. Among theunities, that of action is still the mosti important, especially in movies, andthose of time and space are not sostrongly adhered to.Writes AutobiographyAway from Hollywood for the pastfour years, deMille has watched thegrowth of the industry in which hehas been director, producer andauthor. The discussion of color as animportant factor in present day filmsis unwarranted, he said. All effortsin the making of colored films arenow subjugated to the interest ofcolor, just as all was motion in theembryo stages of the movies, and inthe first days of sound, everythingtalked. He offers no preference forforeign “art” productions. Propa¬ganda, he claims, has no real placein the movies. Drama, he admits,is and always has been a popularthing and the motion picture is themost democratic of the arts. Pic- ROBBINStures, he states, justify their exist¬ence by their importance as an edu-educational field.His “exile” from Hollywood hasresulted in the completion of a semi-autobiographical book—the experi¬ences of 20 years of soldiering in thetrenches of Hollywood, to which hewill proudly claim the paternity.Traces Growthof MoviesIn theory and fancy moArie execu¬tives assume either wildeyed or mor¬onic appearance in fact, they lookmore akin to benign archbishops asWilliam B. DeMille, Hollywood direc¬tor, playwright and author, person-(Continued on page 3) Shift Club Pledging Backto Winter Quarter; RetainStatus Quo for FraternitiesCostume BallEnds CarnivalSelect Committeefor Law SchoolBanquet^ May 12Appointment of the publicity andarrangements committees for the an¬nual Law School banquet was an¬nounced yesterday by Russell E. Q.Johnson, general chairman. The ban¬quet this year will be held in Hutch¬inson Commons on May 12.Immediately after the dinner, theannual play, traditionally a satire onthe faculty and administration of theLaw School, will be presented inMandel Hall.The Publicity Committee, headedby Howard M. Rich, is composed ofVice-Chairman Phineas Indritz, Wal-demar Solf, John Barden, EdwardStern, Elliott Post, and James Ber¬nard.The Arrangements Committee,headed by John R. Lynch, is com¬posed of Vice-Chairman LeonardAnderson, Richard Mullens, RichardHall, John Sype, Sanford Wolff,Thomas Moran Thomas Parker, Wil¬liam Lesher, and Charles Longacre. .Principle speaker at the banquetthis year will be President Hutchins.Although the subject of his remarkshas not been announced he is expect¬ed to explain his views on legal edu¬cation, probably with particularreference to the new Law Schoolplan. Federation CouncilMakes Plans forOrientation WeekDate of ConvocationAdvanced to June 11Originally scheduled for Tuesday,Ju^e 16, Convocation exercises havebeer^ moved up to Friday, June 11.It is expected that the change toa weekend date will bring a greaternumber of parents to the city. Twoadmission tickets will be awardedeach graduating students.Following the usual system of hav¬ing two sessions. Bachelors’ Degreeswill be awarded at 11, and the high¬er and professional degrees at 3.No information is as yet availableas to speaker or number of grad¬uates. The Federation Council, in accordwith a freshman orientation plandrawn up last year, yesterday mail¬ed invitations for training meetingsto 150 upperclass women, askingthem to serve as counselors next fall.Mrs. Harvey A. Carr and Hilde-gard Breihan, chairman of the Fed¬eration, will be the speakers at thefirst meeting for prospective coun¬selors at a meeting on April 26 inthe theater of Ida Noyes from 2:30to 3:30.Federation requires that the wom¬en attend all of the series of fourtraining meetings. The other meet¬ings will be held in the same placeon May 3, 10, and 17.After the end of the training pe¬riod 100 women will be selected fromthe original list of invitees.The letters further ask that thewomen do not plan to work or totake examinations during freshmanWeek as they are required to spendthat week on campus.Prospective counselors must bringa snapshot of themselves to the firsttraining meeting, must agree to con¬tact their freshmen before FreshmanWeek, and must live in the dormitor¬ies during the orientation period.Judson WaitersSponsor First BallFor the first time in history, theJudson Court student service menwill serve themselves to an eveningof dancing at the First AnnualWaiters Bal^ Friday, April 16,from 9:30 to 1:30 at Judson CourtDining Hall.At this precedent-breaking affaircouples will dance to the music ofGeorge Foster’s eleven-piece orches¬tra.The dance is closed to all but wait¬ers and former waiters in the Col¬lege Residence Halls for Men; ex¬waiters may obtain their ticketsfrom Norman Hollingshead, JamesMullins, or Bill Stanton. SidneyEdwards and James Laing are incharge of all dance arrangements.Arrangements for an informaldance at Foster Hall on the 16th arein charge of the House Committeeincluding Harriet Nelson, Mary AnnMathews, Janet James, Betty Kop-per, Edith Brownlee, and Betty JaneWatson.Perry Kinzie’s orchestra will playlor dancing from 9 to 1. University Dancers to BeGiven Chance in DanceContest at College Inn.Included in plans being formulatedby the Senior class social committeefor a Carnival weekend, to be cli¬maxed by the Costume CarnivalBall, is “Chicago Night” at the Col¬lege Inn, which will be held Fridayevening, April 23, after the Dram¬atic association play “Green Growthe Lilacs.”Immediately following the DAproduction, the University’s bestdancers will have the opportunity ofproving their reputation in a dancecontest to be held at the Inn. Coop¬erating with the Senior Ball com¬mittee, the management has dedicat¬ed this night to the University.Expect SpecializationThree couples will be selected fromthe floor, and the best of the threewill be awarded a silver trophy. Thebest couple will then compete withdance contest winners from otherschools, who will have their nightson succeeding Fridays in May.Prizes will be offered to the bestcollegiate couple, totalling $300, ofwhich $150 goes to the title winner.The two other prizes are $100 and$50 each. Although each Fridaynight will be dedicated to a partic¬ular school, students from any col¬lege or University are free to enterthe contest on any night. Further¬more only one member of the teamneed be a college student.An added feature of Chicagonight, will be a floor show, in whichacts taken from Mirror and Black-friars will play an important part.As a special offer, the Alumnimagazine is at this time issuing areduced subscription rate to seniors.The yearly subscription rate of twodollars has been reduced to one dol¬lar for all who subscribe before May28. Subscriptions will be taken atthe alumni office. Peggy Thompson,who is in charge of this special of¬fer, is chairman of the Senior classFinance committee. Sibley AnnouncesMusical Numbersfor BlackfriarsMusical numbers for this year’sBlackfriars show, “One Foot in theAisle,’’ were announced yesterday byEdwin Sibley, Abbot. With RobertFitzgerald and Marvin Jacobs infeatured roles, the show should bethe most musical one in the pastfive years according to the predic¬tion of Producer Robert Storer andMusic Director Peter Cavallo.The title number will be sung byBud Linden, accompanied by Fitz¬gerald. Fitzgerald and Jacobs willtell the audience that “My Heart Re¬members," while Manuel Stillermandescribes “Chocolate Covered Spin¬ach.” Stillerman, accompanied byLeonard Stine, will give the musicand lyrics of “Stumpin’ for Stomp.”Ed Alt, with John McWhorter at thepiano, are scheduled to present “Dig¬ging for Gold” and “Cry BabyBlues.” “Symptoms of Love” is thedescriptive title of a number to begiven by Norman and SeymourAbrams. “Rhumba” will be Jacob’sconcluding selection. A modern bal¬let, “March of Time,” is also includ¬ed on the program.Fitzgerald, composer, pianist,singer, and football captain, is aveteran of Blackfriars productions.Jacobs is remembered for his out¬standing work in last year’s “Fascistand Furious.”Committee MakesFinal Decisions onAnti-War StrikeMeeting in Social Science 108 at3:30 today, members of the peacestrike committee will make final de¬cisions on all matters of policy forthe strike program. Selection ofspeakers, slogans for banners at thestrike, and the slate of events of thefinal program will be voted on.Instead of having six speakers rep¬resenting all campus viewpoints, itwas decided at the last strike com¬mittee meeting to insure greater uni¬ty by having only three speakers onthe peace question as a whole. Thetalk for the student peace move¬ment will probably be given by JamesWechsler, editor of the “Student Ad¬vocate,” national ASU magazine.Wechsler, who is coming from NewYork for the strike, will also speakat Northwestern and “Y” College.A call similar to that issued forthe all-campus conference last quar¬ter is being prepared by the publicitycommittee. The leaflet repeats manyof the decisions of the resolutionssession of the conference, calling forsupport of the year-round programthe Peace Council. Freshman CouncilBegins Discussion^of Survey CoursesA reorganized freshman discussiongroup on the survey courses willmeet tomorrow afternoon from 1:30to 4:30 in Cobb 411 under the spon¬sorship of the Freshman Council.The following schedule of discus¬sions was announced yesterday bythe Freshman Committee on Educa¬tion: 1:30 to 2:30, Physical Sciences;2:30 to 3:30, Social Sciences I; and3:30 to 4:30, Humanities.David Landau, originator of theidea, will act as chairman in thePhysical Sciences and Social Sciencesgroups. Bernard Chalip, who has al¬ready taken the course, will lead thediscussion in Humanities.There will be no all-student dis¬cussions group in the Biological Sci¬ences because such a plan is alreadyin operation under the sponsorshipof the faculty.The discussions this quarter willconcentrate their attention upon areview of the whole year’s work. Noeffort will be made to keep up withthe current lectures, but the aim willbe to give comprehensive coverageof the entire course for the purposeof preparing for the examinationsin June. Dean Works Approves I^port of Faculty Commit¬tee on Deferred Rushing.Dean of Students George A. Worksyesterday approved the report of asubcommittee of the Board for theCoordination of Student Interestsrecommending the retention of Win¬ter quarter pledging for fraternitiesand the shifting of club pledgingback to the Winter quarter. The wom¬en’s clubs had been allowed this yearto pledge after the sixth week of theAutumn quarter.Action came after the considera¬tion of petitions by the Interfraterni-ity and Interclub Councils asking forshorter deferred rushing periods. In¬formed of the report. President Rob¬ert Shallenberger of the Intefraterni-ty committee stated: “We had littlehope of gaining our objective. TheCouncil petitioned the Board at thewish of the fraternities which votedalmost unanimously for a shorterperiod.” Said Betty Booth, presidentof Interclub, “The clubwomen willbe extremely dissatisfied to learn ofthe action taken on their petition.The shorter rushing period of this,fall was considered more satisfactoryto both rushees and clubwomen “fronxevery point of view.” JText of ReportThe report follows:“The Committee recognizes thatthe members of the clubs and fra¬ternities are in a position to makevaluable contributions to the adjust¬ment and happiness of a consider¬able number of students. These con¬tributions are made largely, how¬ever, through the personal interestand qualities of leadership of themembers primarily as individuals,and not as representatives of theirrespective organizations. If the(Continuied on page 3)Valentino Returnsto Quadrangles in''Monsieur Beaucaire^Name Bachmeyerfor City ManagerArthur C. Bachmeyer, director ofthe University Clinics and associatedean of the Division of BiologicalSciences at the University is amongthose recommended for the post ofcity manager of Cincinnati, accord¬ing to a recent dispatch of theUnited Press.The post will be vacated by Clar¬ence Dykstra May 1, when he willtake up the duties as president of [the University of Wisconsin.Others under consideration forthe post are Paul Morton, city man¬ager of Tranton; Charles Harrell,manager of Binghampton; WilburCotton, director of the project con¬trol division of the WPA.The elected board will select onefrom this list, in the near future,w'ho will thereupon take control ofthe administration of the city gov¬ernment. A fourth and fifth screening of“Monsieur Beaucaire,” starringRudolph Valentino, will be given bythe University Film society at In¬ternational House today. The addi¬tional showings were scheduled fol¬lowing receipt of 137 written re¬quests for a repeat performance.The film, which drew a large at¬tendance when it was shown lastquarter, is a dramatization of BoothTarkington’s novel of pre-revolution¬ary France. The picture is distin¬guished for its excellent supportingcast and artistic costuming,, as wellas for the performance of Valentinowhose work in this film is secondin fame only to his role in “TheFour Horsemen of the Apocalypse.”In announcing the program forthe spring quarter, the Film Societystressed that all programs will beheld at International House on Wed¬nesday afternoons and eveningfs. Asin the past seats for the programswill be on sale for 35 cents in the af¬ternoon and 50 cents in the evening.Tickets may be purchased at Inter¬national House, at the Informationoffice or at the door. Those whobring parties of five or more mayreserve seats in advance by notify¬ing International House.Mrs. Carl Huth toGive YWCA TeaMrs. Carl F. Huth of the YWCAAdvisory Board has invited the newdivisional and college cabinets ofthe YWCA to her home for tea todayto meet the advisory board. Retir¬ing cabinet members will act as host¬esses.Members of the Board are: Mrs.Lloyd R. Steere, Mrs. James M. Stif-ler, Mrs. A. J. Brumbaugh, Mrs.Franklin Bobbitt, Mrs. Edson S. Bas-tin, Mrs. Emmet B. Bay, Mrs. Wil¬bur Beauchamp, Mrs. Arthur C.Cody, Mrs. Harvey A. Carr, Mrs.Charles W. Gilkey, Mrs. Bengt L. K.Hamilton, Mrs. Hayward Keniston,Mrs. Trumen Potter, Mrs. John A.Wilson, Mrs. Robert C. Woellner,and Miae Marion TalbotI{Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 14, 1937iiaraottFOUNDED IN INIMamber Associated CoUefiate ProMThe Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUaiaersity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday, Sun¬day, and Monday during the Autumn, Wintw, and Spring quartersby The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue. Tele¬phones: Local 46. and Hyde Park 9221 and 9222.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibUity for anystatentents appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any contractentered into by The Daily Maroon. All opinions in The DailyMaroon are student opinions, and are not necessarily the viewsof the University administration.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves the rights of publicationof any material appearing in this paper. Subscription rates:62.76 a year: $4 by mail. Single copies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March 18. 1903, at the post officeat Chicago. Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.fl..'MCSCNTEa PON NATIONAL ADVtNTISINa STNational Advertising Service, incColUgt Pmblisktrrs RtprMfmtitip*420 hlAoiaoN Avc. New York. N.Y.CHICAOO • BOSTON • SAN PNANCISC3LOS ANOCLSB • PORTLAND • SSATTLCBOARD OF CONTROLJULIAN A. KISER Editor-in-ChiefDONALD ELLIOTT Business ManafferEDWARD S. STERN Managrinir EditorJOHN G. MORRIS Associate EditorJAMES F. BERNARD.Advertising ManasrerEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESBernice Bartels Eldward Frits William McNeillBmmett Deadman El Roy Golding Betty RobbinsBUSINESS ASSOCIATESCharles Roy Bernard Levine William RubachMarshall J. StoneJacquelyn AebyBarbara BeerHarris BeckLaura BergquistMaxine BieaenthalRuth BrodyCharles ClevelandLome Cook EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSJohn CooperPaul FergusonJudith GrahamAimee HainesDavid HarrisWallace HerschelRex Horton Harry LeviSeymour MillerLaVerne Rieas.Adele RoseBob SassLeonard SchermerDolly ThomeeDouglas "■'•reBUSINESS ASSISTANTSEdwin Bergman Alan Johnstone Howard GreenleeJerome Ettelson Max Freeman Edward GustafsonDoris GentzlerSTAFF PHOTOGRAPHERSDavid Eisendrath Donal HolsrayNight Editor: William McNeillAssistants: Lome Cook — John CooperWednesday, April 14, 1937 the western world and the_ arts of reading,writing, thinking, and speaking, together withmathematics. . In his latest speech, thePresident has described this course of study insomewhat different terms: “First, (the stu¬dent) should have mastered the arts of read¬ing and writing and should have employedthem in understanding the intellectual tradi¬tion in which he lives. . . . Second, he shouldhave cultivated critical tastes in literature,music, and the plastic arts. . . . Tliird,... hemust know the principles and basic facts ofnatural science, of social science, and of his¬tory.’* Superficially, at least, this seems to bea modification of the President’s earlier posi¬tion. Whether it is or not depends on whetherhe believes that the principles and basic factsof the natural sciences, the social sciences, andhistory can be learned from a study of theclassics alone, a point on which he has notmade himself clear. If this is his position,many leading educators will not agree withhim. Much depends, of course, on how broada meaning is given to the terms “basic facts”and the “classics.”The new four-year curriculum seems to goa long way in satisfying President Hutchins’requirements. The course in Reading, Writ¬ing, and Criticism is calculated to fulfill hisfirst criterion, the Humanities sequence simi¬larly should take care of the second criterion,and the courses in the Social Sciences, Physi¬cal Sciences, and Biological Sciences shouldsatisfy the third. Mathematics is included,and, in addition, the course in philosophy, aforeign language requirement, and provisionfor two elective sequences—some of them per¬haps extraneous elements from the President’spoint of view.Whether or not the emphasis will be on astudy of the intellectual disciplines and theclassics—a primary consideration to PresidentHutchins is a question which can only beanswered in the future.—J.A.K.New Plan of General EducationTwo important and closely related ques¬tions raised by the recent announcement ofthe curriculum for the four-year College are:To what extent does the curriculum, as far ascontent is concerned, represent a new schemeof general education? How far is it in accordwith President Hutchins’ proposed plan?Introducing, as it does, a new four-year unitof college education at an earlier age level,the new course of study can easily be regardedas the forerunner of a widespread radicalchange in the organization of the educationalsystem. No such sweeping statements can bemade, however, on the question of content—at least not until further information is dis¬closed on the nature of the courses to be of¬fered. From the point of view of content,then, the new curriculum may or may not bea great change from the existing plan of gen¬eral education, as represented in the first twoyears of the College.Nevertheless, some valid generalizationscan be drawn, we believe, on the basis of theinformation now available. We may expectthat the student will be asked to study theprinciples and significant facts in the threefields of the natural Sciences, the social sci¬ences and the humanities. To what degree thegreat number of miscellaneous facts of onlyminor significance will be either excluded orused only to illustrate the principles involvedcannot yet be determined. Nor do we nowknow to what extent the so-called “classics”in each of these fields will be used as sourcesof material. We can say that each of the threefields is being assigned the same relativeweight in the new curriculum, in contrast withthe preponderance of the natural sciences un¬der the present College plan.In line with President Hutchns’ views,greater importance is being attached to thestudy of the intellectual disciplines: witnessthe three-year course in Reading, Writing, andCriticism. A final important change is the in¬troduction of a fourth-year course in philos¬ophy—not the traditional survey of the historyof philosophy, but a course in reflective think¬ing, or Method, Cosmology, and Values—which is conceived of as achieving a summa¬tion and integration of the entire course ofstudy. The Travelling BazaarYou have all seen the gentleman in this picture.You see him at public meetings everywhere from theCircle to West Madison street. He attends Black-friars shows and the Interfraternity ball.He came into the Maroon office one day last |week. He wanted the Maroon to know that he was all |for the President’s Su¬preme Court proposal.He seemed to think itwould influence lots of ipeople if it were pub- ,licly known he was forthe change. Perhaps itwould, but that is be¬side the point. We hadalways been curiousabout the old man sowe invited him to cometo lunch at the AlphaDelt house. This he didabout the old man, soyesterday, and bit bybit we uncovered hislife story.Born Joseph Frankin New York City 73 years ago, he boasts that hehas been “two-third of a century a Democratic lead¬er—I know politics from A to Z.” Supremely confi¬dent of his own ability despite his tattered appear¬ance and impoverished state, he combines the sin¬cerity of a thoroughly honest man with the naiveteof a child. Some of his ideas are common sensicalenough but others might have come as well from aman of Mars. Whatever it was started him off onhis eccentric habits and peculiar quirks of thinkingmust forever remain a matter of speculation.♦ ♦ ♦He claims to have gotten his start in politics fromTammany hall. In his youth he studied at the Coo¬per Institute in New York, which, he says, was vis¬ited by all the great men of the day. But he scornsformal education, declares that “the world is thegreatest teacher.” Calling himself “Professor” heclaims to be a master of “the philosophy of life,”His gi’eatest ambition is to found a youth move¬ment called the “Junior League for Democracy ofthe World,” with 15 million members, to combat theperils of “self-conscious destruction, war, and dis¬ease.” Once this is running smoothly, he hopes totravel in the Mediterranean and Near East. Heclaims to have travelled extensively and told withgreat eagerness how had seen the eclipse of January,1925 from a steamer off Gibraltar.One of his minor ambitions is to found a new openforum—preferably downtown, but he would use theMidw’ay “if Governor Hutchins would go into it.”i lie been active (he calls himself the buss; In thecentury. |rIt will be remembered that in "The HigherLearning in America,” in the chapter on gen-®i^®l education. President Hutchins propnss>s acurriculum “consisting of the greatest books of LeUiersto the EditorGREGORY ON WAGNER ACTEditor,The Daily Maroon:On Monday evening I gave the Ma¬roon a short comment on the recentSupreme Court decisions upholdingthe Wagner Labor Act and its appli¬cation by the National Labor Rela¬tions Board. In your issue of April13, you alleged that I said “thatWashington opinion felt that had theCourt thrown out the Wagner billit would have been signing its politi¬cal death warrant.”However true such a statementmay be, it is one which I do not be¬lieve and certainly did not utter.The only remark I made with respectto current opinion in Washingtonwas that most people felt that if theAct was sustained on the due processissue but the Labor Board’s applica¬tion of it to the large manufactur¬ing industries was thrown out, thedecision would be a hollow victoryfor the government and that theBoard might just as well fold up itstents and go home. !In addition I attempted to point |out that the Wagner Act was passed jto relieve inter-state and foreigncommerce from the burden of con¬tinuous and frequent labor disputesand that to be of any real service iin this direction an interpretation of |the Act such as the court adopted ’concerning its application, was nec-1essary. !My own opinion is that the Court |deserves great credit for having tak- !en this stand and I am sure that all ipeople interested in promoting the Iefficiency of national industry and in Iencouraging labor to attain its objec- |tives in a civilized fashion will agree iwith me.If it is not asking too much of you, iI will appreciate your publishing thisletter.Charles O. Grefory.(We regret that Professor Greg¬ory was previously misquoted, areglad to have this opportunity toprint a more complete statement ofhis views.—ed.)Today on theQuadranglesWEDNESDAY, APRIL 14MeetingsAchoth. Room A of Ida Noyes at3:30.Wyvern. YWCA room of IdaNoyes at 3:30.Advisory Council. Alumnae roomof Ida Noyes at 3:30.Racquet Club. WAA room of IdaNoyes at 12:30.Deltho. Alumnae room of IdaNoyes at 7.Radio Club. “Problems in Micro¬phone Design and Installation.” Wil¬liam Donaldson. Small lounge ofBurton Court at 8.Italian Club. Theater of ReynoldsClub at 7:30.Peace Strike Committee. SocialScience 108 at 3:30.Recreation Committee of ChapelUnion. Chapel office at 3:30.Zoology Club. “Some Effects ofTestosterone in the Organism.” Dr.Carl R. Moore. Zoology 14 at 4:30.LecturesDepartment of Medicine ClinicalConference. Medicine 137 at 4 :30.Obstretrical and GynecologicalConference. Dora DeLee Hall at 8Pediatrics X-ray Conference. Medi¬cine 137 at 1:30.Roentgenology Seminar. Medicine '137 at 7.Public Lecture (Physics Club).DREXEL THEATRE8S8 E. 63rdTodayFrolic Theatre55th & ELLIS AVE.Today /**God’s Country and theWoman”^Bulldog Drummond Escapes” “Details of Nuclear Processes.” Dr.Cockcroft. Ryerson 32 at 4:30.Public Lecture (Downtown). “TheCo-operative Movement. The Eco¬nomic Advantages of Consumers’ Co¬operation.” Professor Paul Douglas.Art Institute at 8.MiscellaneousFilm Revival Series. (The Univer¬sity Film Society). Rudolph Valen¬tino in“Moiftsieur Beaucaire.” Inter¬national House at 3:30, 35 cents, at8:30, 60 cents.Carillon Recital. Frederick L. Mar¬riott, Carilloneur. University Chapelat 4:30. Philosophy(Continued from page 1)of President Hutchins’ three divi¬sions of the “Higher Learning”—metaphysics, the social sciences, andthe natural sciences.To provide more systematic expo¬sition of philosophy to the graduatestudent the Department will addseveral courses next year with in¬creased attention to historical orien¬tation of positions.THE MEN'S STORE—MONROE AT WABASHI¥eekties of Imported Silk CrepeIn Patterns Exclusive WItk IJs$1For a fabric as well suited for spring andsummer neckties—silk crepe in our opin¬ion hasn't had the following it deserves.This season should, however, sfe a change,for in creating the designs and colorings forthis 1937 collection we've included, bridesthe large, colorful figures for which crepesare noted, patterns not only to win over thedevotee of small, neat, all-over figures, butothers in subdued colorings that will be ofinterest to the most dyed-in«wool conserva¬tives.Carson Pirie Scott & CoI 1M«m*» Nmektimm^ first FtmmrEVERYTHINGINWRIGHT & DITSONPENNSYLVANIAOXFORDTENNIS EQUIPMENTBALLSEverybody RACQUETS $2.75 - $12.00Tennis Shirts %vith U. of C. 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No wonder was ittherefore that the scum also madeits presence known.From one standpoint the “secondall-fraternity mixer” was a greatsuccess. Things were so well mixedup that next morning the Alpha Deltbasement looked as if it had gonethrough an Ohio flood. The beer hadmostly dried from the floors, exceptfor an occasional pool where the dirtynewspapers had failed to sop it up.Beer tracks led upstairs to the firstfloor, where the piano’s mahoganysurface escaped the evening’s fes¬tivities with only a few stains fromdripping glasses.The downstairs John was not pleas¬ant to behold. The plumbing hadsuffered badly, and one’s nose toldone to step gingerly upon entering.Next door the last vestiges of theBeta lawn still managed to 1 ookgreen in spots despite the traditionalceremonies of the night before. Per¬haps the sprinkling the grass had re¬ceived was sufficient to counterbal¬ance the trampling of many feet.At the poker tables in the librarythe conduct was more gentlemanly.Many dollars changed hands in thecourse of the evening, and the atmo¬sphere was a little tense..\nd then of course there were the those who came for the hell of it andgot what they came for.But such performances are not un¬usual in fraternity annals. A real“stinker” may result in a much moreundescribable chaos than we haveportrayed above.Even the best of fraternity menhave been known to justify their par¬ticipation in a revel of this kind.They say that it is necessary periodi¬cally to “let off steam,” or “get itout of the system,” or somethingsimilar.* * *If you ask us, the real reason forsuch “tears” is that most fraternitymen are so bored with themselvesthat anything which offers a momen¬tary peak of excitement looks at¬tractive.Chances are that they have neverbeen sufficiently interested in acourse to question the instructor af¬ter class, never sufficiently interest¬ed in religion to go to Chapel onSunday, never sufficiently interest¬ed in politics to know even approxi¬mately where they stand on Marx,never even sufficiently interested ina girl to send her flowers when theyaren’t expected.True, they participate freely insports and activities. But it requireslittle moral virtue to take part insomething which gives ready physicalsatisfaction, while there is little thatmost activities have to offer thatnecessitates rising above the deadlevel of mediocrity.We have been speaking of fraterni¬ty men as a group. Naturally there iare those among them of whom the iabove criticism would be direct libel, jIn every chapter there are men who Ihave real enthusiasms for significant |things. But sadly, it is true that;scum may cover every part of a stag-!nant body. So do fraternity indi-1viduals suffer from fraternity men. iYou will of course say that these jcriticisms are no more true of fra¬ternity men than they are of other |groups. Granted. We are merely ■trying to point out why fraternity Student OffersLetter WritingService for Fee Committee Report Shifts Fraternity,Club Pledging to Winter Quarter De Mille(Continued from page 1)songs—of bitches and bastards and . nien do not enjoy any genuine pres-what is sometimes known as sexual tige.love. These too were traditional— |the words came readily to the throatsof all.This affair was sponsored by the jInterfraternity Committee in an ef¬fort to enhance the prestige of fra¬ternity men by getting them togeth¬er in a spirit of cameraderie .so thatthey would have something distinc¬tive to offer as a group.In all justice to the Committee, itmust be said that the first all-fra¬ternity mixer, held during rushingseason in the Phi Psi house, was a.success from several points of view.Well-managed, the activities of theevening did not exceed the bounds ofgood taste. It was well attended byall types of fraternity men.The Monday night fiasco thereforemay be partly attributed to the pres¬ence of an undue proportion of theaforementioned fraternity scum—of Eight Days Until thePeace StrikeEarl S. Johnson:“I would be very much concern¬ed about a campus that wasn’tconcerned about war and wouldn’trate a campus intelligent if itwasn’t concerned about war.” By BARBARA BEERCyrano-inspired (but not to theexclusion of the traditional Americanprofit motive) comes a new serviceto the University campus.No longer need poverty-strickencampusites labor to compose tactfulbut effective requests for parentalcontributions. No longer need theysweat over gracious letters to familyfriends or charming notes to wealthyuncles. Nor need they fret overlove-letters, always a source of in¬somnia and hang-nails.For the nominal charge of fiftycents a letter, Roslyn Schenker, pros¬pective Chicago student, will under¬take to write any type of epistle de¬sired.Long letters, witty letters, specialdelivery letters—these are but a fewof the types. Blank verse, free verse,sonnets or odes—all may be pur¬chased.Her letter-writing bureau will sendnotes to employers, grandmothers, orex-boy friends in Egypt, Siam, orHonolulu.In short any type of letter, on anykind of paper, to all sorts of persons,at any place on earth will be suppliedby Miss Schenker.Fortee* ExpansionStarting at Chicago and continu¬ing to other campuses after the fash-I ion of Ted Peckham, Miss Schenkerjilans to spread her letter-writingservice over the entire country.Clients are asked to supply neces¬sary information about their corre¬spondents which will be treated asstrictly confidential.It is suggested that very very busypeople simply turn over their entirecorrespondence to Miss Schenker byhaving all mail forwarded to her.Even the necessity of reading mailwould thus be obviated.As the service spreads it is highlyprobable that both correspondentswould be writing through Miss Schen-ker’s bureau. This would reduce thematter of writing letters to a mereexchange of notes in a card file.But all this, needless to say, awaitsfuture development.In the meantime, anyone desiringto utilize the bureau may reach MissSchenker at 1725 E. 53rd Street orby calling Fairfax 10423.CROCOMBE’SBOWUNG ALLEYS6225 Cottage Grove Ave.OPEN ALL SUMMER‘ ( rates to students dailyexcept Sunday up to 5 P. M.ENTER THEINTRAMURALTENNISTOURNAMENTBEFORE APRIL 15thEntry blank on ReynoldsClub Bulletin Board andat Intramural Office.DOUBLES & SINGLES club and fraternity rushing inter¬feres with the activities of studentleaders on the campus in aiding newstudents to orient themselves to theUniversity and to adjust themselvesto the demands of their programs,these organizations cannot be re¬garded as contributing to the majoreducational objectives of the Univer¬sity. On the other hand, if the clubsand fraternities supplement the ori¬entation activities of the studentleaders, they can make a valuablecontribution. The petitions express jthe desire of both clubs and fraterni¬ties to render the largest service pos¬sible to the students, and thereby tothe University itself. The Commit¬tee is of the opinion that the mutualpurposes of the University and of theclubs and fraternities will be servedbest by a continuation of deferedrushing and pledging. In arrivingat this conclusion the Committee hashad in mind, particularly the follow¬ing considerations:“First, new students on the cam¬pus should have at least one quar¬ter in which to become adjusted totheir work in the University withoutbeing subjected to the distraction offraternity and club rushing. Duringthe first quarter students have to jlearn to use the facilities of the Uni¬versity, to learn to employ new studytechniques involved in taking lecturenotes and in doing extensive reading,and to orient themselves with refer¬ence to campus organizations and ac¬tivities. It is the judgment of thosewho have an opportunity to observethe effects of club and fraternityrushing, that to have students under¬go the experience of rushing in addi¬tion to the other adjustments thatthey have to make increases the dis-1traction and intensifies the problemsthat many of them have.“Second, deferred rushing as ithas been administered has been ac¬companied by some very undesirableconsequences. Particularly has thisbeen true with reference to the al¬most complete discontinuation of as¬sociations between club and frater¬nity members and freshmen follow¬ing Freshman Week. The Commit¬tee believes that it is desirable tokeep fraternity and club rushing ascompletely separated as possiblefrom all orientation activities, notonly throughout Freshman Week but throughout the first quarter, and isquite convinced that permitting rush¬ing earlier in the year would inevit¬ably lead to the introduction of in¬tensive rushing during FreshmanWeek, a situation which cannot becontemplated.“Third, the Committee is surethat the support of Alumni is basedupon a number of considerationsother than club and fraternity rush¬ing and pledgring. The Committeealso believes that the promotion ofan active interest on the part of cluband fraternity members in bringingnew students to the University is notdetermined primarily by the date ofrushing and pledging. The argu¬ments pertaining to these points,therefore, do not carry sufficient (Continued from pege 1)ally proved last night in his lauda¬tion of “The Motion Picture as anArt.’ ’In disjointed, rambling style hetraced the moving picture industryfrom its first birth pangs to its pres¬ent “grownup maturity,”—from thejerky, disreputable penny arcades tocontemporary “stupendous” produc¬tions now termed as “art.” Satellitesand leading figures in the pictureworld were casually mentioned bynicknames by the genial DeMille whoclaims spectacle producer Cecil asbrother.Introduces Intimacy“The moving picture has introduc-duced a great new technique,” heconfided, “the sense of intimacyweight to justify a recommendation through the closeup and angle shotsof a change in policy. which literally bring the lovers into“It is recommended, therefore, | your lap. Classics become intimate,that all club and fraternity rushingbe deferred until the beginning ofthe Winter quarter, and that a uni¬form policy in this respect be follow¬ed bv both clubs and fraternities.” poignant experiences with this newprocess.” As a medium of interna¬tional fraternity deMille also laudedthe industry for “making people un¬derstand one another.”YOI CANT CHEW OFFloonnECEPipe-smokers who chew their bits—ssbo bite tbroush ordinary pipe-stems—here’s the pipe that arill save youmoney. Has a spccia] new bit. Youcan’t bite it off. Bit has 3 smoke-channels. 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Not all sizes in everypattern and collar style—but all sizes in theclearance.Carson Pirie Scott & Co Promised to YouGRANDENTERTAINMENTAT THEMaroon-PhoenixSTYLE DANCEREYNOLDS CLUBBEAUTIFUL PROFESSIONAL MODELSTHREE HOURS OF DANCINGFRIDAY—3:00-6:00 P. M. PRICE ONLY 10cA THIRD SERIES OF FILM REVIVALSBy Special Request a Repeat Showing ofRudolph Valentino in “Monsieur Beaucaire”International House Today 3:30-8:30Fighting IrishBeat Maroonson Errors, 16-9Chicago Makes a Total of14 Hits; Lawson PitchesSix Innings.Notre Dame yesterday afternoonenjoyed a field day when by takingadvantage of the breaks, they defeat-1ed the Maroon baseballers, by the |score 16-9. Chicago did very well jwhen at bat, garnering 14 hits be-,fore the game’s end, but in the field [the players committed many errors [which led to scores for the boysfrom South Bend. Notre Dame gotfewer hits than the Maroons.Harvey Lawson, southpaw hurler,took over the mount at the begin¬ning and held it for five innings. Inthe first inning with the bases load¬ed and two men out, a fly wasmissed by Roy Soderlind allowing allthree men on base to score. In spotsHarvey’s pitching showed up excep¬tionally well while at times he wasnot able to control his fast curve,though his change of pace baffledmany of the Notre Dame players.Sherman Replaces NeimanMorry Neiman started the game inright field but in the fifth inning Sol¬ly Sherman went in to pinch hit forhim. Lawson then in the sixth leftthe mound and took over the rightfield position and Reynolds came into pitch. He hurled for two innings,during which Notre Dame, againscored freely due to errors. In theeighth Paul Amundsen was sent tothe rubber and hurled this last inn¬ing that South Benders were at bat.Bill Gillerlain connected with thehorsehide for a home run with twomen on the bases. Bernard, Meyerand Lawson all got good hits duringthe game. Roy Soderlind again hithis usual batting stride when withthe bases loaded he tripled on a longfly. iatlg i^arnattSPORTS WomenCompete inTelegraphic Meet:Break Own RecordWEDNESDAY, APRIL 14, 1937Fraternity Teams Open NewI-M Softball Season TodayTeams of Alpha and BetaLeagues Play in InitialGames.Plan Matchesfor Rifle ClubMembers Shoot for Medalsin Four Week Tourna¬ment The first pitch in the annualspring Intramural softball meet willcross the plate at 3 today. Twogames get under way at that time,both in the Alpha league of the fra-ernity division. On field one PhiKappa Psi and Beta Theta Pi willmeet, and on field two Psi Upsilon‘B’ will come up against Delta Up¬silon.The Beta league goes into actionan hour later when Psi Upsilon ‘A’fights it out with Chi Psi ‘B’ onfield one, and Phi Beta Delta meetsSigma Chi on the adjoining lot.Eight more fraternity teams gettheir first taste of competition to¬morrow and the remaining four onFriday. The independent sched¬ules have not yet been drawn up.The changfe from fast to slowpitching this year has involved therewriting of a number of rules, themost important of which are pre¬sented below.l.A legal pitch: The ball mustpass the plate between the knees and shoulders of the batter, and it mustdescribe an arc. No side-arm mo¬tion or hitch in the delivery will beallowed.2. Bases are 18 feet apart, andthe pitching box is 36 feet fromhome plate. These baselines are 12feet longer than last year.3. No bunting.4. Baseball rules apply on fairand foul balls.5. Stealing: A runner may notsteal a base if the batter is hit bya pitched ball. This is a dead ball,neither ball nor strike. Only onebase may be taken on an overthrow.A runner must not leave his base un¬til the ball passes the plate. A run¬ner on third base can advance whenplayed upon but must first 'go backand touch his base.Games Tomorrow3:30—Phi Gamma Delta vs. ChiPsi ‘A’—Gamma league—fieldone.Alpha Delta vs. Pi Lambda Phi—Gamma—field two.4:00—Delta Kappa Epsilon vs.Phi Kappa Sigma — Delta—field one.Zeta Beta Tau vs. Phi SigmaDelta ‘B’—Delta—field two. I-M Table TennisMeet Nears End With a time of 37.8, the 60 yardmedley relay team yesterday clipped.2 of a second off their last year’srecord which won first plate forthem in the women’s national inter¬collegiate telegraphic swimmingmeet. This year’s team was composedof Margie Smith, Harriet Doll, andAudrey Mitchell.Margie Smith, who last year wonthree first places in this meet andwho placed second in the NationalA.A.U. 100 yard back stroke, againswam in three events, the 100 yardcrawl and the 40 yard and 100 yardback strokes. She also swam in thetwo relays.The 80 yard medley relay teamwas composed of Smith, Mary AliceDuddy, Gregory Pennebaker, Doll,and Mitchell. Mitchell also swam inthe 40 yard crawl. Pennebaker wasfirst in both the 40 yard and 100yard breast stroke events.The results of the meet were sentto Northwestern which is* acting asthe regional tabulator. Merriam Is Pessimistic as Track TeamPrepares for Michigan State MeetOne tournament reached the finalsat the Reynolds Club this week andtwo others announced registration.The Intramural table tennis meetwhich has been running since lastquarter neared the end when Kobakdefeated Wilkins in five games andGreenberg pulled a surprise victoryover Krietenstein. The finals willbe played this week.Start New TourneyAnother table tennis tournamentwill start Monday, open to all Uni¬versity men. Medals will be award¬ed for the first three places in theregular division and the first twoplaces in the consolation half. Theentry fee is ten cents and must bein by Friday. < Abandon Plans forFootball Game onScholarship DayThe proposed alumni-varsity foot¬ball game was officially called offby T. Nelson Metcalf, director ofAthletics, yesterday when he foundthat not enough men reported tomake the game possible. It wasplanned to have it Saturday after¬noon as entertainment for highschool students who were visiting the; University on Scholarship day.I Only member of the Maroon var-' sity to report was Captain Bob1 Fitzgerald. Other members of theteam either felt that they did nothave the time or were busy with oth¬er spring sports.Doc Shannon also advised againsthaving the game because there wasnot enough time for the men to getin condition and there would be toogreat a risk of the players gettinghurt.Instead of seeing the footballgame, the visitors will be guests ofthe University at the baseball game Although the Maroon track teamcame through with a victory Satur¬day, it seems safe to assume thattheir good fortune will not continuewhen they journey to East Lansingto battle Michigan State.Coach Ned Merriam still believesthat he has some good material, butthe fact that the other team is bet-er makes him feel pessimistic aboutthe outcome. In the mile run aloneMichigan State has four men cap¬able of doing better than 4 *.28 andone man, Waite, has completed thedistance in 4:16. *Other Good TalentMerriam isn’t just worried overthe mile event. Among the two mil-ers there are two tracksters-of 9:24caliber. Besides, in the recent in¬tercollegiate track meet held atSouth Bent in which Notre Dame,Drake, Marquette, Wayne, and Mich¬igan competed, Saturday’s oppon¬ents placed in the shot put, highjump, pole vault, hurdles, and ransecond in the sprints.Chicago’s hopes lie in the sprintsand in the hurdles. Carl Frick hasbeen runnng well in both the 100and 220 yard dashes and is expected to finish up the day with a fewpoints to his credit. In the hurdlesthe Maroons are also strong, Bealbeing the outstanding performer.One Editor Left toMake Up GaudeamusGandeamus wnll rear its many-tongued head again.V,Despite the loss of three membersfrom its editorial staff—^two arePh.D.ing, the third is going west- -Gaudeamus will go to press withina week or tw’o. Tom Kerr, its blondeditor, is recruiting a new corps ofas.sistants, which includes an un¬known contributor in Puerto Rico,for Gaudeamus’ fame has spread evento this di.stant port.Kerr received three Puerto Ricancontributions—one in Spanish, one inItalian, and one in Hungarian. Helooked a trifle amazed when askedthe contents of the.se travel-wornepistles. “Why, just nonsense,’’ hesaid, ,‘like all the rest of Gaudea¬mus.”CHICAAOSTADIUtsoo WUT MADISON STRCCTSHORT SEASON — STARTINQ MATINEEFRIDAY 1 AA P R I L J bcou iaos.-aYN BOirrKEN MAYNARDEight medals will be distributed tothe best shooters of the Rifle andPistol club at the conclusion of the“Membership match” starting April20 and ending May 17. Members ofthe club will shoot against each otherto see who stands highest. A 100-shot prone match, a ladder tourna¬ment contest, and a “re-entry” matchare on the progi’am.In order to limit the entries, theclub executive committee has decidedto charge a fee of ten cents to enterthe 100-shot prone contest.Fire in RelaysThis match may be fired in relays,but not less than 20 shots may beshot at one firing. A person maytake the whole month or only oneday to fire. The National Rifle As¬sociation will donate the medal forthe first place winner in this contest,while the second and third placeshooters will receive their medals atthe expense of the club., The ladder tournament winnerswill be the shooters having the high¬est average over the four weekperiod and the person having the jhighest individual score during thistime. Oh BoyIf 8 New!If8 Good!If8 Here! 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