SeniorsClass of ’37Donates Giftto UniversityFunds for Building BricksWill Come From FoolsWho Dance.To be the crowning glory of a glori¬fied campus, a new and strikingstructure will soon be erected in thecenter of the circle. This building,the gift of the class of 1937, will bea 37 story circular tower (see cut).The plans for the tower were an¬nounced yesterday by R. Bethke,prexy of the senior class. “We areglad to announce this, our partingSkytcrapar Tower. . . Hutchins Light Gives Light bySight . . .gift to the University,” said Bethke.“We are receiving no financial aidin erecting it, for the funds are tocome entirely from the proceeds ofthe April Fool dance and the Sen¬ior ball. You, too, by purchasing aticket for the April Fool dance willbe buying a brick for the tower.Every student owes at least a brickto his Alma Mater.”Bethke ExplainsBethke further elaborated on theplans. He showed that by being 37stories high the building would ad¬mirably express the spirit of the classof ’37. The site was chosen becauseof the empty space in the circle, andthe need of a substitute for the grassthat cannot grow there. The toweritself will be built entirely of graybrick, and will contain no windows.All illumination will be provided bythe light of learning which flickersso strongly in the class of ’37.The tower will be topped by theHutchins’ beacon, the light of whichwill guide bewildered souls in theirsearch for truth. The beacon, to bethe largest east of Cottage Groveavenue, will be in the shape of an oilderrick, and the revolving light willpresent the appearance of an enlarg¬ed Swift Premium. It will be keptgoing entirely by silver dimes, thesupply of which is limitless.Site of Reunions“Permanent offices of the class willbe housed in the building,” continuedBethke, 'and I look for annual re¬unions to take place in its cloisteredinterior. Hallowed by tradition, thetower will probably remain standinglong after the other buildings havecrumbled to dust. Like the Sphinxin Egypt, it will stand as a monu¬ment to the glory of Chicago in fu¬ture years, and those far-off des¬cendants of ours will gaze in awe¬stricken silence at the mute remind¬er of the glory, power, and intellec¬tual accomplishment of the class of'37. And remember all this can beaccomplished by purchasing a ticketto the April Fool party!”Exnausted by the effort of utter¬ing this lengthy statement, R. Bethkeswooned and dropped to the pave¬ment—APRIL FOOl^ ropose Skyscraper Tower for€!ie Bailp ilElaroonVol. 37. No. 84. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY. APRIL I, 1937Maynard Hutchins Accepts Proffered Seatin Roosevelt’s Newly Packed Supreme CourtBBZH Plans Huge Campaign;Promises to Put Schaol on Map“We’ll Make It Pay,” fornoration HeadSays “Smiling Bill” Ben-1ton.The publicity office of the Univer¬sity yesterday issued a significantstatement concerning the creation ofBenton, Blackett, Zimmerman, andHowe, a corporation which will takeover the advertising activities of theUniversity and will handle the forth¬coming national advertising cam¬paign. Slogan for the campaign willbe “We Want ’em Dough.”The advertising agency will be ad¬ministered as another division of theUniversity and its head will have thesame position in the administrationas a dean. Howeer, because educa¬tors are supposed to be theorists andnever businessmen, Benton will notbe “Dean Benton” but Vice-PresidentBenton.When contacted somewhere in thewilds of Outer Mongolia late lastevening, William Benton stated thathis campaign will place the trials andtribulations of the University Senateas much in the public eye as thoseof the Congress of the United States.He also stated that he was in a di¬lemma now that President Hutchinshas become a member of the SupremeCourt (see column 1) since he, in¬stead of fighting Bob, will have tokiss all the babies for the honor ofthe University.The other members of firm haveall been active in University life.Henry Zimmerman was head of thealumni council and is now a trusteewhile Hugh Blackett is Hugh Black¬ett, who is now head of another fam¬ous agency bearing his name. It issaid that he was for Landon forpresident. John P. Howe, who willbe the executive secretary of the new William B. Benton. . . far-fetched from Mongolia toballyhoo University . . .firm, represents the story of a physi¬cist who made good—writing pro¬motional articles. He is also a swim¬mer, and former member of the staffof the publicity office.William Morgenstern, head of theUniversity publicity office which be¬comes dwarfed by the new organiza¬tion, was silent regarding the pro¬nouncement and remained noisilytwirling the handle of his mimeo¬graphing machine while being inter¬viewed by a Daily Maroon reporter.When asked whether he would as¬sume the editorship of Phoenix, hesaid that he was married and did notchoose to run.Social Scientists Go on Sit Strike;Demand Rat Traps for AristoteliansAt a late hour last night pande¬monium was still reigning in SocialScience Research building followingthe sit-down strike begun yesterdayby the entire "staffs of the Econom¬ics and Political Science departmentsin protest against alleged Aristoteliandomination.An unnamed spokesman yesterdaydeclared, “We are getting sick andtired of ‘ the damned Aristoteliansaround here. If we have to continueto live with them we demand in theinterests of self-preservation that theBuildings and Grounds departmentbe ordered immediately to place anadequate supply of rat-traps at all en¬trances to Social Science Researchbuilding, and to employ a competentfumigating agency to be placed atour disposal. We further demand a90 per cent increase in our wages,effective immediately.”Another unnamed spokesman re¬torted on behalf of the Aristotelian iopposition, “Such precautions are en¬tirely unnecessary. Maynard Kreu-ger’s pipe affords adequate protec¬tion. It would seem that the variouschairs of Political Science and Eco¬nomics have become only setteesupon which to set their respective.... (Censored). This is a terriblesituation. Let the law be enforced.”Violence was feared for a timeyesterday afternoon when the econ¬omists began preparations for hang¬ing a effigy of Aristotle from the easttower of Harper. It was suddenlydiscovered that due to a mistake thedummy was only Mortimer Adler whohad put himself to sleep during oneof his wittier lectures.All but two staff membei’s weresitting it out in the various rooms inthe SSR building. The two non participants were: W. Belcher Balhs, pro¬ fessor of Political Science, who wasstanding on his head, muttering, andbiting his finger nails in his Harperoffice, presumably due to the aftereffects of his Good Friday celebra¬tion.Fears of a food shortage wereproved groundless by a Daily Moronreporter who caught the Gideonseiancanine stooge serrepticiously climb¬ing the rainspout with a can of Ken’LRation clutched tightly between histeeth.Shouted Louis Wirth, associate,professor of Sociology, “I don’t knowanything about this fellow Aristotle,but he sounds like a furriner to me.We good 100 per cent American pa¬triots are willing to sacrifice our lifeblood rather than bow to subversivealien agitators.”IF YOU’RE THE SERIOUSTYPE...you can find some of the usualMaroon euphemism on the thirdpage. You must understand, ofcourse, that anything on the thirdpage is not really important, sig¬nificant, or apropos in comparisonwith today’s first-page material.What is said there concerning theLaw Review electionsFellowship grants for next yearPeace Strike delegatesAdditional diverse stuffis all a lot of diatripe, hodge¬podge, liverwurst, and bull. Whatis, on the other hand, set forthupon this first page bears not onlyupon the future of the University,but also upon the well-being ofthe world at large. Brother, youknow it. But then, if you are theserious type, we give you the thirdpage, no foolin’! Two Year OldGenius G>mesto UniversityYoungest Student Matric¬ulates With Nurse Un¬der New Plan,Perhaps the youngest member ofnext year’s student body will be lit¬tle Junior McMurrahan, two-year oldsocial science flash, who plans to en¬ter the College in the fall, Ernest C.Miller, Registrar, announced with apaternal smile yesterday.Junior’s registration is in keepingwith the present Hutchinsian trendfor beginning one’s liberal educationearlier, Miller beamed.When reached yesterday by a Ma¬roon interviewer, young McMurra¬han fired in no uncertain terms thathe will attempt to seize his Bachelor’sdegree in 37 hours, his Master’s insix more minutes. He plans to havehis favorite nurse accompany him toall classes in order that he may al¬ways have his diapers changed assoon as an occasion arises.Junior, who has made a straight-Arecord at University high school,where he far surpassed his school¬mates, is a firm believer in Marxism,od, and the Supreme Court. Whensked about rumors concerning hisprospective marriage with a popularmovie actress he replied “Hell, no...not unless Shirley can catch me.”McMurrahan does not smoke orchew, but admitted a fondness forScotch and soda... “if it’s goodScotch,” he added in a serious af¬terthought. This phrase was charac¬teristic of the young genius’s soundconsideration of all problems con¬fronting him.Concerning his nurse. Junior bab¬bled, “Woof, woof.” He intends toleave his nurse behind when he at¬tends all the big dances in order togive campus grirls a chance. He con¬sidered Northwestern University forits social life, but feared he wouldbe incapable of withstanding thewiles of love-hungry coeds there.Junior plans to go out for theDaily Maroon, Blackfriars, and thefootball team, and expects to pledgeSigma.His parting words were “Who’sthis guy, McMurray?”—APRIL FOOL—Flook^s Answer toCritics: Cobb WillGet an Escalator!Following up the library improve¬ments, Lyman Flook, head of ^theBuildings and Ground department,announced that work will start imme¬diately on the installation of an esca¬lator in Cobb Hall. The Cobb stairs,well known as a rendezvous for Col¬lege students, is no longer needed forthis purpose since Cobb 311 took itsplace as the Freshman - Sophomorelove nest.The escalator, designed in diagram-matics by Maud Hutchins, will elim¬inate such University evils as the “usethe Cobb elevator” joke, sprung an¬nually on unsuspecting freshman;the “I’m too tired to climb to thefourth floor—let’s go to the Coffeeshop” class-cutting excuse; the “Imust be getting old—I can’t get upthe Cobb Stairs” alibi for not gettingreserve books.University trustees, not satisfiedwith the present Univerity walk,have also suggested installing a mov¬ing sidewalk from Cobb to Mandelfor the benefit of A students desirousof continuing their studies on theway to lunch. However, althoughplans for the Cobb Escalator havebeen completed, no further work willbe done on the moving sidewalk ideauntil snmenne leaves the Buildingand Ground department some money. Price Three CentsBored Trustees Name Angell toMidway Presidential ChairHigher Learning/\s nRIStOtli XniV(uii •»/) tme psokfvEND or MANA LifE M A<X:OR»e<tv/irx eeA«oN(M/M<)McMurrahan and Friend. . . from diapers to M. A. in sixminutes, the former? . . .ASIJ Garmon- Threatens Daily-Maroon SlaekersIn military precision various an¬nouncements have been sent from theASU garrison. The first has to dowith a bloody purge intended to weedout the slackers of the Daily Maroonstaff. “We must have compulsoryconscription in our militant fight to¬wards peace,” said the dictum. “Ifthe members of the Daily Maroonwill not fight, they must suffer. We ^have no yellow draft dodgers among jus.” 'This announcement has to do withthe proposed charge of the severalbattalions of ASU storm troopersagainst the reactionary forcesaligned against the forces of truthand justice. As an example of thetremendous odds faced by the fight¬ers, it was brought out that the bigguns of un-militant Maroon EditorKiser have been trained against thetroopers for several months, and un¬til that gun nest can be silenced thedrive must be halted. Accordingly,has come the determination either toforce the editor to take a militant pa¬cifist position or to include him in thepurge.Another announcement says thatall fighters will assemble promptly at11 this morning in the circle, there to Appointment “CompletelySurprises” UniversityPrexy.Rumor of the appointment of Rob¬ert Maynard Hutchins to the Su¬preme Court was corvfirmed late lastnight by President Roosevelt.Said the Chief Executive at a pressconference, “My friends, I feel surethat the appointment of my oldfriend Bob Hutchins, president in ab¬sentia of the University of Chicago,will do much toward solving the di¬lemma of the court. Hutchins hasspent his life solving dilemmas. Hehas diluted dilemmas in the highereducation especially at Yale. In fact,about the only dilemma which hasstumped him is the dilemma of theUniversity of Chicago—but that’s un¬important.”News of his appointment came asa “complete surprise” to the Univer¬sity’s shy, publicity-shunning head.He was, however, greatly pleasedthat Mrs. Hutchins could now bemuch nearer civilization, and that hecould take an active part in the prob¬lems presented by the case of City ofChicago vs. Minay’s Burlesque et al.(223 Ill. 417). 'Although suspecting a joker in theNew Deal, Harold Swift, president ofthe Bored Trustees, offered Hutchinscongratulations and extended his con¬dolences and an invitation to be theUniversity’s next president to Yale’srecently retired James Rowland An¬gell.Also appointed by the President tothe high court were Billy Rose, EarlBrowder, Osgood Perkins, HamiltonFish, and Mrs. I Hatem Billing.begin building entranchments for thecoming battle against reaction. “Wehave been assured of a united frontagainst these forces by the coopera¬tion of the B & G division of the Peo¬ple’s party. In celebration of thisnew partnership, we are going toplant several new elm trees amongour fortifications.”Through confidential sources it hasbeen ascertained that the new mili¬tarism of the ASU has been inspiredby the presence of Xenophon Kala-matiano as a student-at-large in theUniversity. Xenophon will be remem¬bered as the leader of the escapefrom Athens in the Greek troubles of1903 (see cut).It has also been rumored that Ar¬thur Goes, prominent campus intel¬lectual, will assume the chairmanshipof the organization in the near fu¬ture.ASU Storm TroopersXenophon Kalamatiano and FriendaUnited Front against draft dodging theyI . ;eOOVstudents; ahd^jiie 'prc;!'are^tfive "courses^in inten-^ unday After.n6(tatJ,:3,0^Ap^iy^hicagro^Appearanci^^'Nathan^leChapel,'Joseph‘ Harold jHutsorr^y alter'at j^tbf. the>Bumy'-Korsakoff.'.DebuW564 Av^ue, Neyy YoHcteg IfWhmkmIF^gfeoagssss)[fellfeB^^IMil3®EteDD6iTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. APRIL 1, 1937 Page ThreeKalvenlNamedNew Editor ofLaw MagazineReview Features Articleson Legal Education byHutchins.Announcement of the Law Reviewstaff for this quarter was made yes¬terday. Those who are to resumethe duties of the old staff are HarryKalven, Jr., Editor-in-Chief, G.Owen Fairweather, Article Editor,Sheldon Bernstein, and Donald Mor-^n. Notes and Recent Cases Editors,and Marcus Cohn, Le^slation Edi¬tor.Kalven wrote the Blackfriars show“In Brains We Trust,” and was a col¬umnist on The Daily Maroon severalyears ajfo. Fairweather is a memberof Psi Upsilon, and his father is theassistant Treasurer and assistantBusiness Manager of the University.Bernstein is a member of Pi LambdaPhi and Moigan and Cohn are inde¬pendents.Replaces MillerThe retiring staff is headed by By¬ron Miller, James Martin, BernardMeltzer, Richard Levin, and GeraldRatner. Though these men will nolonger dictate the editorial policy ofthe Law Review, they will continueon the staff in minor positions.The April issue of the Law Reviewwhich came out yesterday featuresan article on “Legal Education” bypresident Hutchins in which he de¬scribes the reasons for changing theplan of teaching in the Law Schooland also the basic functions of theNew Plan as it will work when putinto effect. Hutchins tells of the ori¬gin at Harvard of the case methodof teaching, the essential things thatit lacks, and the ways in which theNew Plan will fill in these gaps.Timely ArticleA second article is “Aspects ofthe Chandler Bill to Amend theBankruptcy Act” by James AngellMcLaughlin, well known professor ofLaw at Harvard University LawSchool. This article is especially im¬portant in view of its timeliness. TheBill had its origin at the NationalBankruptcy Conference, of whichMcLaughlin is a member, and willpresently be brought up before Con¬gress. Other guest articles are “TheFederal Interpleader Act and Con¬flict of Laws in Garnishment” byHarold Wright Holt, professor ofI.aw at the University of Illinois Col¬lege of Law, and “Charitable Sub¬scriptions in Illinois” by Lewis C.Murtaugh, a member of the Illinoisbar.There is an exceptionally largeamount of student notes in this is¬sue, the most important of which isa study of the Court of Claims ActPhoenix SponsorsContest for BestDressed StudentsIn search of the best dressed manand woman on campus, Phoenix be¬gins its first fashion contest tomor¬row as a preliminary to the style.show which is being sponsored in thenear future by the magazine in con¬junction with The Daily Maroon.Ballots will appear in the papertomorrow and throughout next weekin the attempt to find the universitystudents who are most sartoriallycorrect. Any student is eligible forthe title and may vote only throughthe printed ballots. The next issueof Phoenix will contain pictures ofthe winners.The fashion show is featuring thelatest in spring styles through thecourtesy of several well known loopstores. Possible entertainment for theaffair includes entertainment by per¬formers at the near north side ChezParee. Bernard Levine and WilburJerger are heading the arrangementscommittee.College Head Talksat Meeting SundaySpeaking on “Opportunities forService in the Community,” PresidentE. J. Sparling of the Central YMCACollege will talk at the Chapel Unionmeeting Sunday evening at 7:30 atthe home of Dean and Mrs. CharlesW. Gilkey.Dr. Sparling was formerly Deanof Men at Hiram College of Hiram,Ohio. He received his doctor’s degfi'eein vocational guidance at ColumbiaMembers of the Recreation com¬mittee of the Chapel Union will bepresent at the meeting, looking forvolunteers to participate in the Un¬ion’s Barn Dance which will takeplace April 16. Tickets for the dance |will also be on sale Sunday evening. Chatters DeclaresStates Need NotBorrow for ReliefThere is no further justificationfor states and local governments toborrow for unemployment relief, CarlH. Chatters, lecturer in the depart¬ment of Political Science, and execu¬tive director of the Municipal Fi¬nance Officers’ Association, assertedin a statement yesterday.“If the revenue structure of thesegovernmental units will not permitthem to meet such charges from cur¬rent revenues,” he said, “then it isdifficult to foresee when they can doso. State and local governments thatcontinue to borrow for relief purposesseem to be following an unwise fiscalpolicy.”GoTernment Leads ReliefMr. Chatters pointed out that ona three-year average the federal gov¬ernment aid 70 per cent for emer¬gency relief; the states, 12.8 per centand the localities 16.3. He finds thatobligations paid from federal fundsduring this period total nearly $3,-000,000,000, and poses for states andcities the question: What would hap¬pen if the federal government shouldwithdraw any substantial portion ofits financial assistance?Financial AdjustmentSocial changes and increased legis- Works Announces Electionto Graduate FellowshipsGeorge A. Works, Dean of Stu¬dents and chairman of the committeeon Fellowships, announced yesterdaythe election of graduate students tothe 135 fellowships offered by theUniversity for the academic year1937-38.Appointees are selected on thebasis of their records, usually aftera year of g^'aduate work. The regularfellowships carry a small stipend inexcess of tuition, but various specialfellowships bring the recipients larg¬er amounts.The list of awards in biologicalscience follows:Taylor Alexander, botany; HerbertBrown, zoology; David Clark, anat-omp; Katherine Holtzclaw, home eco-norfiics; Laurence Jennings, pathol¬ogy; Lillian Johnson, psychology;Robert Lindner, botany; KennethLoemker, psychology; Norman Mc¬Cullough, hygiene and bacteriology;Wendell Mullison, botany; BryceOzanne, pharmacology; Albert Rey¬nolds, zoology; Willis Schaeffer, psy¬chology; Harvey Schamp, physiology;William Simpson, anatomy; RobertSteele, biochemistry; Grace Stein-inger, home economics; MiriamStokes, zoology; Vitold Sukaskas,physiology; Walter Ward, hygieneand bacteriology; Elizabeth Zimmer¬man, zoology.Special fellowship holders are:Hugh Gauch, Robert Zuck, AlvinGrove, Frances Lloyd and Jerrylation for social services must befaced by cities by adjusting their i in Botany; Nicholas Collias,methods of municipal finance, Mr.Chatters added. “Municipal expendi¬tures will continue to increase if thepresent services alone are retained.How could it be otherwise with high¬er commodity prices and rising sal¬aries? There also seems to be newactivities constantly added in the so¬cial services and increasing demandsfor pensions by public employees inorder to equalize the benefits of pub¬lic employment with those of privateemployment under the Social Secur¬ity Act. A study of national incomeindicates that the total compensationof government employees has aboutreturned to the 1929 level. As a mat¬ter of fact, the total salaries andwages of Federal employees are 101.3per cent; state employees 109.2 percent; educational employees 103.7 percent; county, township and minor_civil employees 89.7 per cent, and cityemployees 85.6 per cent of 1929 levels.“City employees are receiving farless salary restoration in proportionto other public employees. In viewof these circumstances, it is difficultto see how municipal expenditureswill be reduced in the future. Wemay look, therefore, for changes inthe revenue system to accommodatethe added costs due to arise.”BLACKFRIARS CHORUSChorus tryouts for Blackfriarswill continue today and tomorrowat 7:30 in Sunny gym, 58th andKenwood avenues. Song tryoutswill be held this afternoon at 3:15in Room A of Reynolds Club. zoology.26 Humanitie* AppointmentsAppointments in the division of theHumanities number 26. They are asfollows: Jane Armstrong, art; Ed¬mund Berry, Greek; Tunis Black, Lat¬in; Dalai Brenes and Stratton Buck,romance languages; Edmund Chap¬man, art; Ellen Chubb, English; Wil¬liam Davidson, Group Studies in Lit¬erature; James Gladden, Latin; JohnHarwood-Jones, philosophy; WilsonHudson, English; Therald Jensen,comparative religion; Rea Keast,English; John Kent, group studies inthe History of Culture; Ruth Mack-ensen. Oriental languages; HowardMaroney, English; Alfred Raymond,Greek; Richard Schlegel, philosophy;Milton Singer, philosophy; MaryStoner, Latin; Leslie Warren, Eng¬lish: Leland Watson, romance lan¬guages; Massimila Wilezynski, ro¬mance languages.Special fellowship holders areCleta Olmstead and Carl Roebuck,archaeology; David Ives, Greek.Physical Science AwardsThe division of Physical Sciencehas 34 awards to distribute. Holdersfor the next academic year are:Leonidas Alaoglu, mathematics;Hugh Beach, geology; Harry Church,geology; Edwin Ebbinghausen, as¬tronomy; Raymond Ellickson, phys¬ics; Nestor Flodin, chemistry; Eu-ene Gardner, physics; William Gold¬berg, chemistry; Alvin Graves, phys¬ics; David Grubbs, geology; MaryHaberzetle, mathematics; GeorgeHafstad, geography; Chauncey Har¬ris, geography; Graham Hatch,physics; William Jones, chemistry;{Fred Karush, chemistry; Paul Mc-Grew, geology; John Mulane, chem-TheDaily MaroonValue Coupon—Clip this out immediately ! ! ! !This coupon presented at the Bursar’s office willentitle bearer to a $20 reduction on Spring QuarterTuition, 1937.Courtesy Board of Control.NameAddress ....Phone NumberAgeSex istry; Ivan Niven, mathematics; SamPerlis, mathematics; Robert Sander¬son, chemistry; Aaron Sayvetz, phys¬ics; Jay Seeley, geography; SeymourSherman, mathematics; William Smil¬ey, chemistry; Vincent Throop, geog¬raphy; Leonard Tornheim, mathemat¬ics; Gordon Wares, astronomy; AlvinWeinberg, physics; Lou Williams,geology.Special fellowships all in chemistry,are awarded to Ann Tracy, PhilipWhite, Richard Metcalf, FrederickFowkes.Social Science DivisionThe 22 fellowships of the SocialScience division have been awardedas follows: James Caldwell, history;Carl Christol, political science; HughDuncan, sociology; William Ginsberg,history; Oswald Hall, sociology; Ma¬jid Khadduri, international relations;Martin Loeb, anthropology; WilliamMcCarroll, economics; John Mc¬Gregor, anthropology; Natalie Pan¬nes, economics; William Shanner,education; Albert Smith, education;William Waite, education; CliffordWaldo, political science; KennethWilliams, education; John Wilson,economics.Special fellowships were awardedas follows: John McGeachy and Elea¬nor Smith, history; Lyle Spencer andWilliam Hillman, sociologfy; HaroldLewis, economics; Katherine Fred¬eric, political science.Fellows in the Divinity school are:Barton Burkhart, John Cheek, Har¬old Hutson, Elizabeth Lam, DuncanLittlefair, Bernard Loomer IrvinLunger, Sidney Mead, Clifford Mur¬phy, Arlotte Tushingham and Theo¬dore Young.Robert Lane, Benjamin Powell,and Edith Schneider are the threefellows in the graduate libraryschool. The two fellowships of theschool of Social Service and Admin¬istration are awarded to Frank Clickand Margaret Leahy.Holders of a variety of special fel¬lowships, under any division areJames Brown, Helen Davies, JanetReed, Gertrude Silbaugh, EdithBrookhart, Alton Linford, CampbellMurphy, Margaret Prince, andFrances Warner. Science 302. Cards have been sentto conference delegates and heads ofall campus organizations, which areurged to send their official delegatesto the meeting.The strike, which is a nation-wideprogram, will take place at 11 on April 22. At the resolutions sessionof the conference, the resolution tohold the strike was passed unanim¬ously in both resolutions committeeand general conference. The onlycontroversy centered around the useof the word “strike.”Delegates PreparePeace Strike PlansPreparations for the student PeaceStrike, which was unanimously votedfor at the All-Campus Peace Confer¬ence last quarter, will begin at ameeting tomorrow at 3:30 in Social Just awarded his varsityletter... and he*s proud toothat the dgar he smokesis a LITTLE FENDRICHPANETELA ... the ath¬lete*! smoke and the duncefor college gatberii^ . . .because they’re milder . . .mellower ... more uniform!LITTLEFendricPAN ETE L.ASApril First Comes Once a Yearie,Buy your outfits by the Erie,837 E. 63rd Street Open Evenings•.' , ■ . ■■:■■- - ■■ ' ■-v'^rs:' ' "^'■'CHICAGO. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 5^ 1907MMfElliinhNS (MOTOWOF WEST BY TRIUMPH OVER GOPHEKSMP ONS We Explain-MINNESOTA IS SURPASSEDIN ANNUAL CONTEST BYSCORE OF 18 TO 12BRILLIANT PLAYS FREQUENT ROOTERS BACK HOMECapron Start for Minnetota,Maroon Team Play Con*quert—No Injuriet. But Tired. Dusty and Almost Voicelessthey Return to Campus. After Hit*tory*Making Trip of MarvelousAdventures.A Chicago team sits on the highpedestal of Western footballdom forthe first time in three years. Thistime the Maroon demonstrated itssuperiority and cinched its claim by adecisive victory over Minnesota by ascore of 18 to 12. "The game was earned, if ever onewas. The Maroon-clad heroes weremasters of their opponents duringthree-quarters of the game, and wereoutplayed during only a short periodof the first half. The Chicago eleven Ishowed conclusively that it is withouta peer at the new style of football. !Its successful manipulation of the |forward pass, its blocking the at¬tempts of the opposing teams, and its |stiff defense on line plays by other |teams, stamps it as one of the great- iest teams that every played at any istyle, and the greatest under the new !rules. iDirector Stagg, the man to whommost of the credit is due for the tri¬umph of the Maroons, has turned outseveral teams noted especially fortheir machine-like offense, but theteam this year surpassed all formerones in this respect. It was not aone-man team. There was no indi¬vidual star. Every member of theteam was a star.The new men showed up in espe¬cially surprising form. They had notlooked promising at the beginning ofthe season. Even up to this game,it was somewhat doubtful what theywould do against the beef of theGopher team. They had held theiropponents in the Indiana and Illinoisgrames even, but were cosidered out-clEissed by the Maroon and Gold.In this game, however, they play¬ed the touted Gophers to a standstillall through. Doseff was against Casethe “old reliable” of the Minnesotaline, but managed time after time,to break through the redoubtableGopher line and nail the runner fora loss. He was in every play andproved theproved the most conspicuous of theMaroon linemen. Young, who wasconsidered impregnable, turned outto be the easiest man through whomthe Maroon backs gained their yards.Captain De Tray seldom hit Youngwithout adding from three to eightyards to the Maroon total.As Guards, Harris and Handyshowed thenjgelves to be as good astheir rivals, Bandelin and Lambei't.The fight at these two positions wasthe fiercest of the game. In the earlypart of the game. Captain Schuknecht-and Dunn hit center for some goodgains, but before the contest hadprogressed far it became evident thathere, too, was a hard spot to gainthrough. Anderson consistently out¬played Kjelland though he found hisopponent of tough proposition.At the ends, the Maroons gainedtheir greatest advantage. Page andHewitt played all around Mowery andChestnut, and the skill of the Maroon BOTH SIDES GELEBRlTEitlflCACO ROOTERS SPRING SURPRISEBIO FOOTBALL VICTOBTi ON MINNESOTA CHEERING SECTIONMinneapolis One Surging] MmissColor on the Night of theGame of I HOME ROOTERS GO WILDTired out, hungry, wearied outwith the strain of continuous cheer¬ing, and unshaven for two wholedays, because Miniveapolis barbers donot work on Sunday, the Chicagorooters returned to the campus yes¬terday morning at 11 o 'clock, an¬nouncing their arrival by prolongedyells that had lost no force, even ifthey came from husky throats. Theband had simmered down to threecornets and the bass drum, becausethe other instruments had either beenblown to pieces on the field, or wereso heavy that their owners shippedthem. The men looked ready for along rest, but their spirit was stillas keen as on Friday evening whenthey boarded the Illinois Central fora fast ride to the city of the flourmills.Orchard, who had charge of theexpedition, says the train got in ontime as far as he knows, at least heate a good breakfast at the West ho¬tel in Minneapolis at noon. Most ofthe boys think that the breakfasthours were spent somewhere in thewheat fields this side of Waterville,which place will ever be noted for thetremendous battle of the sugar rootswhereby several carloads of beetswere ground into sugar without any¬one being the wiser.On board the Special to Minneap-; olis were about 200 people, including1 ten young ladies of the University ofChicago chaperoned by Mrs. De Tray,1 mother of Captain De Tray. Theparty will remember for a long timethe sweet melodies sung by the youngwomen, because they stand out inclear contrast to the efforts of thequartette, composed of Neil Gunn,Kramer, McBride, and Harriman, andtheir corps of assistants who alternat¬ed their efforts by singing first “Eva-line” and then “Cheer up, Mary,”Keeping their chorus into the smallhours. They were rivalled only bythe men who insisted on coming outfor the University band at fouro'clock on Saturday morning, andstarting parade drill, by marching upand down the aisles of the sleepersin which no one slept.Lyman T. Loose is of the opinionthat it was cold in the sleepers, inspite of the fact that most men saythey were roasting. Loose took chargeof the baggage arrangements for thewomen and naturally was concernedwith their welfare. He is said tohave heard someone yell: “Gee, butit’s cold; There is ice in this burg,”and the answer in the aisle: “Jiggerswith the ice, fellows, the girls are inthat bunk.” Sullivan, of the Fresh¬man football team, admits he had iceon his head, but that it remainedthere less than an instant and thathe is still looking for the man whodid it.Rockford — First band practice.The attempt to capture the cop as asouvenir failed.Freeport—Everybody out becauseFreeport girls are good-looking.Crossing the Mississippi—Chicagorooters grow poetic over the fathers Rootera Gather on Street Corners, inCafes and Theaters, and CheerChicago's Work. Students Left at Home Start BigCelebration on Receipt of News ofVictory—Bonfire Saturday Night—Welcome to Team Monday.The Chicago team, rooters andwould-be Chicagoans, celebrated witha will in Minneapolis Saturday eve¬ning. Following the victory onNorthrop field they marched intoMinneapolis' business district pre-ceeded by the band, and until dinnertime, made the streets resound with“Go Chicago.” This was the begin¬ning of a lively celebration that wasturned into a big jollification by theMinnesota rooters, who took defeatwith a smile.After 7 o'clock the etire city waspermeated with the fever. A pitch of enthusiasm never reach¬ed before in the history of the Uni¬versity celebrated Chicago’s winningthe Western championship on Satur¬day. Beginning with the first newsof the victory at 4:30 Saturday af¬ternoon, the excitement never dieddown till last night. During that timeseveral boistrous demonstrationswere held, including a monster bon¬fire celebration on Saturday nightand a hearty welcome to the team onMonday morning. It was only by themost strenuous efforts of Dean Lov¬ett, and by slipping the team into theUniversity without knowledge of thestudents that the University succeed-(Continued on page 4) (Continued on page 4) LIVELY YELLS BY MAROONADHERENTS RESOUNDON NORTHRUPT FIELDTHE PAPERS PRAISE SHOWINGDeclare Chicago Outclassed Minne¬sota Masses in Support of TeamWhile PlayingWith one accord the people of Min¬neapolis gave the palm to ChicagoSaturday and declared that in root¬ing the 200 men from the Universityoutclassed the thousands massed inthe Minnesota grandstand. All theMinneapolis papers gave unstintedpraise to Chicago Sunay morning,and in many instances contrasted itwith the unequal showing made byMinnesota.Chicago rooters and the Chicagoband went on to Northrup field Sat-(Continued on page 4) ''Football is fast becoming asportsmanlike sport," declaredDirector Amos Alonzo Stagg 30years ago. Then, he sent his menout to win the Championship ofthe West far the second time inthree years.So today, because everyone hasgone slightly mad with Aprilfoolishness, the Sports Staffgives you a word for word rep~lica of the front page of TheMaroon of Tuesday, November 5,1907, almost exactly as printedover a quarter of a century ago.Of course, there was no ciga¬rette or drugstore ad on the orig-inal front page—instead therewas a large cut of the team. Andthe original page was printed inred ink.But otherwise it's really au¬thentic, and the reason that wecan explain it in this sixth col¬umn is that there wasn't anysixth column in those days.Passing was new in thosedays. And it was much safer toattempt a pass in 1907 than in1906. In '06 the ball went to theother team if it touched theground. In '07 an incomplete passonly brought on a fifteen yardpenalty.A young and fast lad namedNed Merriam will recall thispage. 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