Vol. 37. No. 67. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1937 Price Three CentsNames TwelveSeniors to NewClass Couneil Present ^MonsieurBeaiicaire^ in FilmSociety's Program Reserve TablesNow for PromAnnounce April 24th asDate of Senior ClassBall.The appointment of twelve mem¬bers of the Senior Class Council wasannounced yesterday by RobertBethke, president of the Senior Class,and approved by Leon P. Smith,Dean of Students.Students named to assist SeniorClass officers in oixanizing 1937graduates include Louise Hoyt, SamWhiteside, Anne Palmer, ClarenceWright, Henrietta Rybczynski, JohnNewby, Dan Heindel, Jean Wright,Norman Davidson, Hannon Meigs,Caroline Zimmerly, and George Fel-senthal. Bethke and Peggy Thomp¬son, secretary-treasurer of the classof ’37, will aso serve ex-officio.Name* Purposes.According to Bethke, the aim ofthe Senior Class Council is two-fold:unification of the class prior to grad¬uation and formation of a strongalumni organization which will be asignificant force in the Universitycommunity. To accomplish theseends the Coiij^-il w'ill be organizedinto six committees: Social, Finance,Gift, Cla.ss Day, Senior Week andReunion. The class’ first activity, aSenior ball, has been planned for•April 24. Selection of the 1937 Sen¬ior Class gift will be under the super¬vision of the Gift Committee. TheClass Day committee will plan so¬cial events for the get-togetherwhich will be held at a country clubin .May or June. The Reunion com¬mittee will be in charge of alumnigatherings of the Class of ’37,The Council will hold its firstmeeting next Tuesday in the Dean’soffice at 2:30 p.m.liouise Hoyt is President of Fed-(Continued on page 2) Two days late for St, Valentine’sDay, the University Film Societywill today present Rudolph Valentinoin “Monsieur Beaucaire’’ at the Ori¬ental Institute lecture hall at 3:30and 8:30.Termed the screen’s perfect lover,by virtue of his uniquely paradoxicalqualities of languor and virility, Val¬entino enjoyed during his starringcareer in the early twenties thegreatest fame of any motion pictureplayer, past or present.While not his most famous film(“The Four Horsemen of the Apoca¬lypse’’ was that), “Monsieur Beau¬caire’’ is distinguished by its artisticcostuming, the excellent cast of sup¬porting players and by the magnifi¬cent screen adaptation of Booth Tar-kington’s famous novgl of Frenchpre-revolutionary life.In programming this film as oneof a series of memorable Americanpictures, the Film Society here dem¬onstrates not only the film at theheight of the star system, but a com¬plete expo.se of the early techniqueof screen lovemaking. Phoenix Features Dance inFebruary Issue PublishedWednesday.Reservations for tables at the 33rdannual Washington Prom to be heldthis Friday night from 10 to 2 inthe Gold Room at the Congress ho¬tel may be made as soon as the tick¬ets are paid for. Tables are avail¬able for fraternity or independentgi-oups of ten or fifteen couples.They will be arranged around thedance floor and on the balcony;there will be bar service for alltables. The tables will in no wayreduce the size of the 5,000 squarefoot dance floor of the Gold room,the largest floor ever reserved fora Washington Prom.The Phoenix magazine will use theWashington Prom as the theme of itsFebruary issue to be published thisWednesday.As announced in the circle at thefirst Wa.shington Prom ceremony, thebuyers of the first tickets to theProm will automatically be enteredin a raffle. The winner will be re¬funded the price of their bid, $3.75. Appoint Membersof Committees forMirror ProductionWomen’s Clubs Make Life Miserablefor Pledges with Hell Week DutiesBy BARBARA BEERThough the Esoterics love it and No Sigma pledge could talk, smoke,the Quads are that way about it too, j date, or answ'er phone calls duringthey simply had to gi’in and forget; the week. Obviously designed toit during hell week, for the rule i promote the virtue of prospectivewas—No dates. Practically all the i members, these rules may not be re¬clubs established this rule during hell | garded as entirely successful,week, toglether with a v-^riety of | ^^rbothers designed to make life miser-; pledges by notable for incoming members. | permitting them to wear make-up.Talking to anyone—even over the | ^heir feet were adorned with varicol- Membership of six committees forthe 1937 Mirror production was an¬nounced yesterday by Betty Ellis,president of the Mirror Board. Therevue will be presented on March 5and 6.Headed by Virginia Prindiville,the Promotion and Publicity commit¬tee includes Joan Taylor, RuthNuetzel, Kaye Walsh, Kathryn MacLennan, Clementine Van d e rSchaegh, Peggy Huckins, MargaretBaugher, Hazel Storer, Pat Hutchin¬son, Peg Hutchinson, Ada-mae Bal-mer, Jane Rinder, and Mary Luck-hardt.Serving under the stage manager,Eileen Wilson, will be Betty Booth,Joanna Smith, and Mary Lou Price.Other members of the committee wdllbe announced later.Program CommitteeUnder the supervision of PersiaJane Peeples, the Program commit¬tee includes Dorothy Miles, BettyJane Harris, Kathryn Chetham,Janet Geiger, Phyllis Cummins, andMary Louise Mills.The Costume committee, directedby Betty Quinn, includes Betty JaneWatson, Kathryn Chetham, LauraBergquist, Virginia Gray, ElizabethAnn Montgomery, Faraday Benedict,Janet James, Betty Booth, JaneBrunson, and Jane Ann Vaupel.Others are Margaret Penney, JaneThompson, Virginia MacDonald, Em¬ma Jane Pearson, Lynne Cross,Catherine Stevenson, Mary MargaretMayer, Mary Gifford, Kathryn MacLennan, and Charlotte Rexstrew.On the Boxoffice Committee havebeen placed Virginia Johnson, Rebec¬ca Scott, Marjorie Pendleton, RuthHauser, Barbara Furry, Elizabeth(Continued on page 3) Rosenwald Family AssociationPledges Unrestricted Giftof $275,000 to UniversityPresident HutchinsNot Going to YalePresident Robert M. Hutchins,will not be asked to assume thepresidency of Yale University, itwas learned yesterday by TheDaily Maroon upon good author¬ity from New Haven.The reason given for this re¬versal of rumored policy, it wasstated, is that Yale now has a newpresident, a gentleman by thename of Seymour.Hutchins, yesterday commentedon his fellow educator as follows:“Mr. Seymour is a distinguishedhistorian, an excellent teacher,and a seasoned administrator. It isa pleasure to see a prophet hon¬ored in his own country.’’The Daily Maroon, which Presi¬dent Hutchins terms, “my personalorgan’’ has been variously credit¬ed with attempting to send Hutch¬ins to Yale, to send Yale to Hutch¬ins, and to send them both to thedoghouse. Administration Must RaiseTwo Dollars for EachOne Given.Kerwin to LeadPeace DriveAdler, Fishbein, and MannNamed to PeacewaysCommittee.Choose ’Biirv TheDead’ as Peace(loiifepence PlaySelecting “Bury the Dead,’’ anti¬war play that was a Broadway suc¬cess last year, for presentation atone of the opening sessions of theAll-('ampus Peace conference on•March 4 and 5, the drama commit¬tee of the ASU will select a cast andproduction staff at a meeting in So¬cial Science 122 Thursday at 3:30.The play, the first dramatic work ofits young author, Irwin Shaw, wasincluded in Burns Mantle’s “TenBest Plays of 1936.’’Lillian Schoen, chairman, statedthat the purpose of the group, whichis a sub-committee of the ASU FineArts committee, was to give an op¬portunity for dramatic work to stu¬dents who did not have enough timeto work with the other campus dra¬matic organijqations. All studentsare invited to come to the castingmeeting or to work on future pro¬ductions.“Bury the Dead’’ will probably becut to facilitate production in theshort time before the conference. Itmay be presented in play form oras a semi-formal reading. DemarestPolacheck was in charge of the groupchoosing the play.Martin Abern Speakson ‘The Soviet Union’Martin Abern, founder of theYoung Communist League, will speakthis afternoon under the auspices ofthe Socialist Club on the topic, “TheSoviet Union Today.’’ The meetingwill be held in the Social Science as¬sembly room at 3:30.Abern, now a leading socialist,was one of the most active Commun¬ists in the country until a few yearsago. He was one of the founders ofthe Communist Party, and of theWorkers’ Party; he held such posi¬tions as that of Assistant NationalSecretary of the International LaborDefense, district organizer of theCommunist Party in the Illinois dis¬trict, delegate to the fourth Con¬gress of the Communist Internation¬al, and member of the Central Exec¬utive t^ommittec of the CommunistParty in this country. phone—was forbidden to Esotericpledges for the entire week.Quad pledges were not allowed togo to the coffee shop or cut classes.Just one of these rules, however,would probably have been sufficient,there being no rea.son to go to thecoffee shop except to cut classes, andno reason to cut classes except to goto the coffee shop.Wyvern ReformsHaving abolished hell week as anunnecessary nuisance. Wyvern mem¬bers witnessed a short skit writtenand played by pledges in which theactives themselves were satirized.The Achoths confined themselvesto throwing a pajama party at theMorrison Hotel, with, again, no hellweek. j ored socks—not mates—and theyI wore white and yellow each day'. TheI white evidently stands for purity, butj the streak of yellow suggests inter¬esting po.ssibilities.No SmokingTotal abstinence from cigaretteswas the rule for Mortar Boards. Alsono pledge was to be seen talking toanyone on or off campus. The “beseen’’ seems to be the significant por¬tion of this regulation.The possibility of extending hellweek throughout the school yearbrings hope of a new era of peace,serenity, purity, and diligence on theQuadrangles. No doubt the Univer¬sity might accomplish the paradox offiding heaven in hell-week. Rothschild, AssistantArt Professor, DiesFor eight years assistant profes¬sor of Art at the University, EdwardF. Rothschild died last Friday inBillings hospital. He was 34 yearsold and was stricken with hearttrouble.His academic interests have evercentered about art. He earned hisPh.B. at Columbia in 1924, gainedan M.A. in the following year, andjoined the University staff here in1929.In 1934 he returned east, visitedNew York City where he was born,and completed his Ph.B. at HarvardUniversity.What Do You Know About Your University?Do you know your University?The following are the first ofa series of questions concerningpersons and activities of thisschool. You are invited to answerthe questions, then check with thekey on page three. You'll learnfascinating facts about this insti¬tution.Then, so that you may knowhow your score compares withothers'. The Maroon asks that yousend a note, care of Faculty Ex¬change, telling how many you an¬swered correctly. The results willbe tabulated and released as soonas possible.Now go ahead and see how wellyou can do.1. At the Harvard Tercenten¬ary celebration four members, ofthe University of Chicago facultyreceived honorary degrees. Chi¬cago’s representation was greaterthan that of any other Americaninstitution. Can you name threeof the four?2. Who discovered the anaes¬thetic properties of ethylene gas,which has been used in more thana million surgical operations? Didhe profit financialljr by the discov¬ery?3. How did the University’sfootball team finish in the Confer¬ence ratings last year?4. Who was it at the Universitythat discovered the causative or¬ganism in scarlet fever, and devel¬oped a preventive accine and cur¬ative serum?6. Approximately how many undergraduates are enrolled onthe quadrangles this autumn?What is the approximate total en¬rollment on the quadrangles?6. What two University his¬torians have received the PultizerPrize for history within the lastlive years?7. The Oriental Institute re¬cently received 29,000 tabletsfrom its expedition at Persepolis,Iran. What is the general subjectof the inscriptions?8. How many . departments ofthe University were rated “distin¬guished” by the American Councilon Education in its 1934 study?Can you name one other system¬atic rating by outsiders whichdiscloses the eminence of the Uni¬versity?9. What is the first Universitybuilding to be air-conditioned?10. Who developed the “plan-etesimal hypothesis” which hassupplanted the theory of LaPlaceas an explanation for the originof the solar system?11. What American scientistreceived the most recent awardof the Chalmer’s Medal of theRoyal Society of Tropical Medi¬cine?12. Not long ago a Britishscholar came to Chicago for a re¬search visit because there is at theMidway the finest collection of re¬search materials about the writ¬ings of a great English author.What author?13. A new hormone has beenidentified at the University with¬in the last year, which has been called “lipocaic.” Can you say inwhose laboratory it was discover¬ed, or what its probable function14. In the recent straw-poll ofthe University faculty, on thepresidential election, which candi¬date received the most votes?Name one candidate who receivednone.15. Three University physicists.Professors A. A. Michelson, R. A.Millikan and A. H. Compton, re¬ceived Nobel Prizes. Can you sayfor what research achievementany two of the three received theaward?16. Under the New Plan, theCollege Division embraces which“years” of the student’s career (e.g. freshman year) ?17. The most precise work inweight-measurement and in space-measurement ever achieved is nowbeing done at the University? Canyou say in whose laboratory eithertype of measurement is beingdone?18. What former Universityeconomist was conspicuously iden¬tified with the development of theFederal Reserve System? .19. Former students of theUniversity are now serving aspresidents of a number of normalschools, colleges and universities.Would you say that the number iscloser to ten, fifty, or one hun¬dred?20. What general standard ofscholastic ability does the Univer¬sity use in passing on applicationsby high school graduates for ad¬mission to the fresjmian class?T Opening Chicago activities for theWorld Peaceways organization, Jer¬ome G. Kerwin, associate professorof Political Science and newly-ap¬pointed chairman of the Chicagoi Peaceways division, announced Sun¬day the beginning of a two-weekdrive to enlist 10,000 Chicagoans inthe national peace-education society.In addition to Kerwin, three othermembers of the University have beennamed to the Committee of 17 incharge of the powerful anti-warpropaganda movement. They areMortimer J. Adler, associate profes¬sor of the Philosophy of Law, MorrisFishbein, assistant clinical professorof Medicine, and Louis Mann, pro¬fessorial lecturer in Oriental Lan¬guages and Literatures.Kerwin yesterday announced thebattle cry of the Chicago campaign,Bruce Barton’s statement, “Let’s ad¬vertise this hell!” In a broadcast tobe set for later in the week overstation WBBM, the noted politicalscientist will interview Dr. W. LeeLewis, inventor of the most deadlypoison gas known, for which theformula is held in secret by Lewisand the United States War depart¬ment.In addition to radio programs over110 American stations, the Peace-ways campaign includes nationalmagazine and newspaper advertise¬ments. Two hundred and seventy-fivethousand dollars have been given tothe University by the RosenwaldFamily Association on the conditionthat the University raise not lessthan twice that amount from othersources. President Robert M. Hutch¬ins announced today.The pledge is to be paid over aperiod of three years, $100,000 foreach of the academic years 1937-38and 1938-39, and $75,000 for theyear 1939-40. Payment will be madeby the Association in the ratio ofone dollar for every two as rapid¬ly as the University secures itsmatching funds. The entire gift may,however, be claimed as soon as theUniversity raises $550,000.Gift Unrestricted“The gift of the Rosenwald FamilyAssociation is a generous one, andparticularly useful because it is un¬restricted,” President Hutchins saidin his announcement. “We are confid¬ent that other friends of the Univer¬sity will make it possible for us toraise the $550,000 which will permitus to claim the full amount.”No restrictions are made as to theuse of the funds, nor is there anylimit to the amount which may bespent in any one year.During his lifetime, Mr. JuliusRosenwald, a member of its Boardof Trustees, gave the University ofChicago approximately $4,665,000,an amount exceeded only in individ¬ual gifts by those of John D. Rocke¬feller Sr., and John D. RockefellerJr.In his will Mr. Rosenwald estab¬lished the Rosenwald Family Associa¬tion, a corporation for educational,philanthropic, and scientific purposes.The Association has made numerousgifts to the University, the presentgrant being the largest. In 1935,before the bequest of Julius Rosen¬wald had been paid to the Associa¬tion, the members gave the Univer¬sity $10,000 to demonstrate their ap¬proval of the University’s stand onbehalf of academic freedom.February PhoenixAdds Contributionto Prom PublicityDean of Students’Office RecognizesFreshman CouncilElected several weeks ago after agreat deal of agitation on the partof aspiring politicians, the FreshmanExecutive Council yesterday becamean officialy recognized University or¬ganization.After tentatively approving theCouncil’s program, the Dean of Stu¬dents’ Office had withheld full recog¬nition until the group secured a fac¬ulty sponsor. This regulation wascomplied with when Merle C. Coul¬ter, professor of Botany and advisorin the College, consented to act assponsor for the group.First on the Council’s program isa Freshman Forum with outside menas speakers to be held in about twoweeks. The subject of the forum isas yet unannounced but it will prob¬ably deal with contemporary issuesin the realm of the Social Sciences.Also the organization will sponsora drive to get the names of outstand¬ing high school seniors to the Lead¬ers Organization. The Council com¬mittee is meeting with the Leadersthis afternoon to complete plans. A cover showing George Washing¬ton doing the Lindy Hop and a twopage picture spread of Jean Jacoband Lewis Miller preparing for a for¬mal evening are the February Phoe¬nix's contribution to WashingtonProm publicity.Dr. Ben Reitman, Chicago’s fore¬most apologist for the hobo, writesthe issue’s lead article, on syphilis.“The Wrath of God” is further ex¬posed by “St. Thomas Aquinas Him¬self” (Sam Hair) who emerges froma 700-year retirement (and whohasn’t written in Phoenix since theJanuary issue).To secure learned comment in thepublication. Editor Reese wrote toPresident Hutchins, complaining thatno campus publication had had thebenefit of the President’s words sinceJohn Barden’s editorship of the Ma¬roon. Reese did not receive an ar¬ticle; but Hutchins’ humorous replyproved printable.I-F Council MeetingThe Interfraternity Councilwill meet tonight at 7:30 in RoomD of the Reynolds Club. Refer¬red back to the houses last week,the question of admitting KappaAlpha Psi to the Council will bevoted upon tonight. As this fra¬ternity has no house on campus, athree-fourths vote passing a con¬stitutional amendment will be nec¬essary to grant it admission.Also up again is the plan whichwould allow freshmen who did notsign up for houses at the end ofintensive rushing to pledge anytime after the second week of theSpring quarter.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 16, 1937iatl^ iiaroonFOUNDED IN 1901Member Associated Collegiate PressThe Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicagro. published mornings except Saturday, Sun¬day, and Monday during the Autumn, Winter, and Spring quartersby The Daily MarcK>n Company, 6831 University avenue. Tele¬phones : Local 46. and Hyde Park 9221 and 9222.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any contractentered into by The Daily Maroon. .Ml opinions in The DailyMaroon are student opinions, and are not necessarily the viewsof the University administration.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves the rights of publicationof any material appearii g n this paper. Subscription rates:$2.76 a year; $4 by mail. Single copies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March 18,. 1903, at the post officeat Chicago, Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.RCPRESENTCD FOR NATIONAL AOVBRTIEING BYNtetional Advertising Service, IncColhge PuHishers Representative420 Madison Ave, New York. N.Y.Chicago • BOSTON • SAN FranciscoLos Angeles • Portland • SeattleBOARD OF CONTROLJULIAN A. KISER Editor-in-ChiefDONALD ELLIOTT Business ManaprerEDWARD S. STERN Manapring EditorJOHN G. MORRIS Associate EditorJAMES F. BERNARD. Advertising Manager• EDITORIAL ASSOCIATESBernice Bartels Edward FYitE Cedy PfanstiehlEmmett Deadman ElRny Golding Betty RobbinsBUSINESS ASSOCIATESCharles Hoy Bernard Levine William RubachMarshall J. StoneEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSJacquelyn AebyHarris BeckLaura BergquistMaxine BiesenthalRuth BrodyCharles ClevelandLome CookJohn CooperJack Cornelius Mary DiemerHarold DreyfusJudith GrahamMary E. GrenanderHank Grossman•Mmee HainesDavid HarrisRex Horton Harry LeviVera MillerLaVerne Riess•Adele RoseBob SassI.,eonard SchermerCornelius SmithDolly ThomeePete WallaceEdwin BergmanArthur Clauter BUSINESS ASSISTANTSMax Freeman Howard GreenleeDoris Gentzler Edw’ard GustafsonSTAFF PHOTOGRAPHERSDavid Eisendrath Donal HolwayNight Editor: Emmett DeadmanAssistants: Lome Cook and Emil Thelen uate does not possess adequate knowledge ofthese subjects. Certainly, it requires one fullyear, perhaps two, before his knowledge canbe characterized even as rudimentary. Andthe freshman at the end of his first quarter inschool, when the reaction of his family andfriends is bound to be most critical, knowsalmost nothing of these matters.The fault is not that students do not haveplentiful opportunity to acquire this knowl¬edge. Readily available are books on the his¬tory of the University in the bookstores andthe libraries; current information is regularlypresented in the student publications, particu¬larly The Maroon, and in the monthly issues ofthe University of Chicago magazine. Onechannel, which has been little utilized in thepast, and which we may expect to find used toa greater degree in the future, is that of pam¬phlets prepared by the University itself anddistributed to entering students. The faultlies not in any lack of opportunities to learnabout the University, nor in any lack of inter¬est on the part of the students; it seems ratherthat the abundance of available material hasnever been properly called to the attention ofthe students.Mainly in the nature of an experiment, TheMaroon will publish beginning today, a listof fifty questions and answers dealing princi¬pally with the academic side of the University.The first 20 questions will be found on pageone, the answers on page three. The serieswill. in a measure, test your knowleage of theUniversity, and will certainly add to thatknowledge. We ask you, after the series iscompleted in Thursday’s paper, to send inyour score to The Maroon. Perhaps we shallbe able to determine just how much the typi¬cal undergraduate does know about the Uni¬versity.—J. A. K.Tuesday, February 16, 1937What Do You Know About the University?The typical undergraduate of the Univer¬sity returns to his home community, we sup¬pose, several times during the course of thecollege year. Undoubtedly, he is asked eachtime many questions about the University byinterested friends. Probably the majority ofthese questions deal with either his social lifeat school or ‘‘what is wrong with the Univer¬sity’s athletic teams. “ A few of his more en¬lightened acquaintances may inquire about theNew Plan or the position of the Universityin the academic world. In any event, everytime an undergraduate answers questions suchas these he is spreading knowledge of theUniversity among persons to whom the in¬stitution was formerly only a name. We won¬der if the typical undergraduate is able togive intelligent answers to these questions; if,in the public relations sense, he makes a goodrepresentative of the University.In general, we wish to raise the question:How much does the typical undergraduateknow about the University?In all probability, he would be able to dis¬course at great length concerning the set-upof student activities on the campus. He couldbe expected to go rather deeply into the rec¬ords of Maroon teams in recent years. Main¬ly because it is still “new,” and thus in thepublic eye, he would be able to give an accur¬ate enough exposition of the University’s edu¬cational plan, and, perhaps, of the principleson which it is based. It is doubtful, however,whether he could give even a fairly completedescription of te University in the physicalsense—its buildings and the various depart¬ments they house.But there are other matters pertaining tothe University—some of them more import¬ant—of which a student might reasonably beexpected to have adequate knowledge. Whatdoes he know, for instance, of the history ofthe University? What does he know of thereasons for the eminence of the Universityamong institutions of higher learning? Whatof the relative standings of its departments inacademic circles? What of the many prom¬inent members of its faculty and the work forwhich they have won recognition? Finally,what does he know of the contemplatedchanges in the University—physical, adminis¬trative, and educational—and of the issuesthat have arisen among members of the fac¬ulty with respect to these changes?It is agreed by most persons who havestudied the question that at the end of fouryears at the University the average undergrad- The Travelling BazaarBy GEORGE FELSENTHALNEW DEAL COMESTO CHICAGOThe addition of two more vice-presidents to thealready complex maze of University officials givesa local bureaucracy that is exceeded only by thatin Washington.* 4c ItIn fact things are getting to such a pass thatthere will soon be a vice-president appointed tointroduce the other vice-presidents. This has notbeen officially released by the Publicity office, butit is a good idea. The addition of the vice-presi-dent-in-charge-of-intnoducing-other-vice-presidentsis sure to put the University in a class with theFirst National Bank, which isn’t so bad either,because there’s an end to the Baptist oil-millionsin sight.4t 4cJust think of the advantage of having a solidplatoon of vice-presidents marching a perfect stepfrom Harper to Cobb. With the President proud¬ly marching at the fore, the faculty band blaringmartial music, and the athletic department sup¬porting the skating flag, it would make for asolidarity unsurpassed in local history. And whatpublicity!SENATORIAL WHOOPEE!Let the President pack the Supreme court! Letour President pack the administration! When theSupreme court grows too large for the new Judi¬cial building, it can move into the Senate cham¬bers. This will be inconvenient for the Senate,but what’s to stop the Senators from moving intothe new Public Administration Clearing House?There they can really blow off hot air; it’s airconditioned. The University Senate may gatherthere also.4c 4c 4cBut what about our own packed administration?The President’s office is way too small for sucha conclave. Cobb 203 is already packed withDeans, and there are too many dogs runningaround Kent lecture hall. The Film Society oc¬cupies Oriental Institute lecture hall, and the rad-^ iators pound in Cobb 110. The only solution is tomove Humanities classes to the Chapel. Then thevice-presidents can take over Mandel hall andhold a swing concert.This would occasion the services of MildredBailey as another vice-president to lend weight tothe proceedings.* * ifAnd to show the close connections between thefederal government and our own administration,consider work programs. The government em¬ploys men to move a wheelbarrow of sand from onelot to another. The University moves trees fromGreenwood to Ellis. We haven’t got any Floridaship canals, but we do have some first rate trench¬es that would put the Spanish rebels to shame.The heavy tractors and mobile army have left,though, so the war must be/over. i Lettersto the EditorTHIRD-RATE PAPEREditor,The Daily Maroon:The Daily Maroon is a third-rate 'high school paper. That is the im- jpression I have gained from reading jthe Maroon during the past fewmonths and from conversing with jthe select group of Maroon readers. !Obviously, there is good reason for :such a statement.A nev^spaper may be judged three ;ways: (1) typography, (2) report-;ing, (3) editorial policy, I maintain ■that viewed from any of these three ;standards, The Daily Maroon hardlydeserves such a complimentary rat- jing as the above.First, the typography and techni- Ical part of the paper, especially in !the arrangement of columns might;with considerable improvement be'called amateurish. At times it seemsthat a child was given a ruler andtold to block off the front page intoequal units. Pictures are noteworthyby their absence, or when presentare stuck into a lower corner to aidin the systematized unbalance of thepaper. Anything that might liven the 'paper technically goes into the adver- 'tisements.The reporting can be classified 'roughly into four divisions: (1) Pro- imotionals, (2') Regular news reports, '(3) Attempts at humor, (4) Articles,on “Early Christian Collection in jHarper.’’ Promotionals occupy the !greatest amount of space and when !humor is introduced, you can smellit all the way from Cobb to Lexing¬ton. A reporter who does some think¬ing (rarely) is “editorializing thenews.’’ If he doesn’t think, but re¬acts, he is “following Maroon style.’’However, many a paper has survivedwith typography and reporting as badas the Maroon’s (God forbid) mainlythrough the strength of its editorialpolicy. For the Maroon, there is nosuch saving grace to re.scue it fromperdition, or wherever bad sheets go.The editorial policy is the instrumentthat pulls the paper down to its own ilevel. There are three topics that are 'deenfed by the Editors to be worthy jof receiving treatment at the pens of ,the presiding geniuses: fraternities,the ASU, and President Hutchins’New-Plan. To all three, nothing newis added, but a constant refrain isrepeated. The fraternities are goodgood. The ASU is bad, bad. TheNew Plan is so, so. Approval or dis- ’approval, mainly the latter signifyingan audience, delights the editors andthey immediately raise the curtainand repeat the refrain. Such an edi¬torial policy does not accomplish thepurposes of a student newspaper. Itcontributes no new thoughts, doesnot reflect student opinion, fails inoffering constructive criticism.What can be done? First, cease us¬ing the Maroon as a publicity organfor dances etc. Second, relegate an¬nouncements and sports to one sec¬tion with terse, accurate reportingand lively, interesting sports writing.The adoption of student interest asthe criterion for all material thatgoes into the paper, not availabilityor editorial pets. Use the columns ofthe paper to reflect the intellectualstruggles that are agitating the cam¬pus. Debates, symposia, attacks andretaliations, articles by prominentmen throughout the country, shouldbe included. The U, of C. campus cannot maintain its ivory tower posi-1tion much longer; in fact it has aban¬doned it long ago. The Maroon isbehind the times on this campus. Ithas not adjusted itself to new ideasand conditions. It still is contemplat- jing the turn of the century. |Modernize the Maroon; that should jbe the spirit of the Maroon staff. iOne of your sufferingreaders and reporters. |We tvouder just what our report- |er conceives to he the true functions jof a newspaper. It seems that all hewayits is a vehicle for philosophicaldiscussion.—Ed.Seniors(Continued from page 1)eration. Senior Aide, and Head ofWomen’s Orientation. Captain ofthe football team, Sam Whitesidewas a candidate for the Senior Classpresidency. A Rhodes scholar, Nor¬man Davidson is the ranking studentin the Class of ’37. The Chapel Coun¬cil is headed by Henrietta Rybezyn-ski. Like Harmon Meigs a memberof the football team, Clarence Wrightwas runner-up for the Class presi¬dency.Drake Offers Prizefor Radio DramasThe radio department of DrakeUniversity, DesMoines, Iowa, is spon¬soring a contest for^original radiodramas, for which a $50 cash prizehas been offered.The conte.st is open to residents ofthe United States only, the perform-:ing length of the script is limitedto either 13 or 26 minutes.3 Months’ ShorthandCourse for CollegeGraduates andUndergraduatesIdeal for taking notea at cotlace orfor spare-time or full time position*.Classes start the first of January,April. July, and October.Call, write, or telephoneState 18S1 for complete facts.The Gregg College6 N. Michigran Are., ChicagoSTUDENTS!!SAVE Vi OF YOURLAUNDRY BILLYour entire bundle is washedsweet and clean in pure soap andrain soft water.Handkerchiefs and flat piecesironed. 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Tailcoat inmodel illustrated; tuxedoin single or doublebreasted style.VESTSSmart waistcoats to wearwith “tails” ... to wear withdinner jackets, $3.50 and $5.Commerbunds in colors, $5;tie to match, $1SHOESPlain toe, patent leatheroxfords, $5.50 pair,HATSMidnight blue or blackhomburgs, to wear with • a“Tux,” $5.SHIRTSWhite pique front with open¬ing in the back, $2.MUFFLERS .White silk scarfs, knot^redfringe or self-fringe, Si.The Store for Men,Basementf H'lfwum.p' ■.THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 16. 1937 Page ThreeAmericanYouth Act(The provUion* of the AmericanYouth Act cited in thi» article aretaken from the first draft of revi¬sion for introduction into the Sev¬enty-Fifth Congress. A second draftnow in preparation will contain onlytechnical differences.)The general problem of lack ofopportunity and unemploymentamong youth is a brake upon thereturn of suitable economic condi¬tions to the United States. Whilethe NYA is an attempt to meet thisproblem, it is gieatly inadequate andonly a temporary measure. TheAmerican Youth Act provides for apermanent organization with greaterfinancial resources to aid in reliev¬ing the economic insecurity of youngpeople today.The Act is to be administered by aNational Youth Administration con¬sisting of nine members: three labor,three youth organization, and threeeducational, social service and con¬sumers’ organizations representa¬tives. The three are to be appoint¬ed by the President from lists sub¬mitted by the re.spective organiza¬tions. Three of the nine will be full¬time members receiving salaries of$5,000 a year, while the other sixare to be part-time participants andreceive no compensation. The chair¬man will be elected from among thethree full-time representatives whowill represent each classification oforganization. No more than two ofthe three full-time or five of all ninemembers mav belong to the same po¬litical party.Similar geographic administra¬tions, known as the Boards will beselected in a like fashion. They willbe smaller, consisting of only threemembers, with yearly compensationsof $2500.V * «The Admini.stration will be em¬powered to hire employees who willbe subject to civil service regulation.It will ahso supervise the allotmentof funds and select projects. TheBoards will determine eligibility forbenefits of the Act and appoint lo¬cal supervi.sors. The latter may be jremoved by petition of more than ihalf of the people in the area receiv¬ing benefits under his charge.Wages for the w'orkers on projectsare to Ihj at trade-union level, witha minimum limit of fifty cents anhour. Hours will be set either at40 hours per week or the trade-unionmaximum, whichever is les.s. $15 aweek with time and a half for anynoces.sary overtime will be the min¬imum weekly compen.sation.A Vocational Training and Guid¬ance Board consisting of 3 laborrepre.sentatives, one of youth and oneof educational and social service isto be appointed. It will employ ex¬perts on vocational guidance and al¬low youth to work on projects mostin accordance with their desires andcapabilities. Training-schools fortrades and vocations are to be open¬ed, with all apprentice-work in themsubject to trade union conditions.« • *The college projects are to providepart-time work for needy students.Hourly rates of pay will be thosefixed by the trade union and pro¬fessional as.sociations in the field,with a minimum of fifty cents anhour.Federal scholarships to be estab¬lished allow for a $5 a week maxi¬mum for books, expenses, etc. to bepaid to needy students. Professional.school students will be paid personalboard and lodging and amount oftuition up to fees in the nearest cor¬responding state school.The outstanding features of theAct are its attempts to provide great¬er remunerations than those nowprovided under the NYA; equal wagescales, i. e., using trade union andprofessional levels rather than thoseset by individual supervisors; demo¬cratic management through repre¬sentation of youth, labor, education¬al, social service, and consumer or¬ganizations; and the introduction offederal scholarships. Mirror(Contirued from page 1)Essington, Elizabeth Ann Montgom¬ery, Mary Louise Mills, KathrynMacLennan, Elizabeth Campbell,Laura Bergquist, and LeClair Perry.Others under the direction ofEleanor Melander include DennySchuele, Kathryn Chatham, DorisKennedy, Jane Myers, Nedda Davis,Mary Gifford, Alice Breckinridge,Marjorie Hess, and Jean Jacob.Jane Kinder heads the followingmembers of the Properties commit¬tee: Jean Tobin, Margaret Penney,Betty Kopper, Jane Westen, Clemen¬tine Van der Schaegh, Betty Cald¬well, Janet James, Betty Beard, Bar¬bara Crane, Margaret Fairman, AiliAnn Allen, Mary Jane Hunter, JeanStockfish, Thelma Stevens, DorothyMiles, Kathryn Chetham, Betty Wet¬zel, Jane Brunson, Jane Ann Vaupel,Jane Thompson, and Helen Noren. What DoYou Know?Here are the answers to the ques¬tions on Page one. You are asked tocheck your own answers, then sendThe Daily Maroon, care of FacultyExchange, the number of queries youanswered correctly. The Maroon willtabulate the results, and announcethe figures as soon as possible.Play^sThe Thing♦ ♦ »By JAMES BERNARD“YOU CAN’T TAKE ITWITH YOU"“You Can’t Take It With You,"by George Kaufman and Moss Hart,is an untiring succession of hilariousincidents built around a handful ofuninhibited creatures who provokelaughter throughout three acts ofjoyous merriment. Antics of thefour Marx brothers, James Thurber,and Ring Lardner all rolled into oneevening’s program is the only com¬parable entertainment that could beconceived.When Wall Street guests appearthe night before they are expectedand meet the following characters,you can imagine the result; Grand¬pa retired 35 years ago from theoffice. One morning he got into theelevator and just didn’t get to hisjob. Eight years ago he adopted thename of a deceased milkman so thathe wouldn’t get any more mail; itannoyed him. Grandfather is alsoadept in the art of pre-dining reli¬gious worship.Mother w'rites play.s. A typewrit¬er was delivered by mistake a fewyears ago and she has written playsever since.Father and two boarders manu¬facture home-made fireworks, shipmodels and have some tame snakesas pets.Brother plays the xylophone anddoes amateur printing. His wifemakes fudge (dream hearts) anddoes toe dancing.Maid and unmarried partner makemerry. Dancing teacher tries unsuc¬cessfully to make brother’s wife adancer.Sister makes the bos.s’s son.The play makes the audience hys¬terical.We understand that on openingnight the production included twoblack cats which were left in theba.sement and cared for by mother.After the first performance the eatswere discriminated again.st. It seemsthat they played havoc with the scen¬ery, actors’ lines, actre.s.ses’ skirts andshowed ill breeding.The cast is not the original groupfrom New York, but it is well chosenand aptly directed in a backgroundof homely philosophy. If you canimagine a fraternity-sorority com¬bination, that is a fratority, of leav¬ing maniacs of all ages who believethat life is to be lived 24 hours aday, 60 minutes an hour, you have“You Can’t Take It With You." 1. Professors Leonard E. Dick¬son, Arthur H. Compton, Rudolf Car¬nap, and Werner Jaeger.2. Professor Arno B. Luckhardt.No.3. In the precise middle, in a tiefor fifth place.4. Dr. George F. Dick, with hiswife. Dr. Gladys Dick.5. Between 3200 and 3300; be¬tween 6100 and 6200.6. Profe.ssor Bernadotte Schmittfor his “Coming of the War,” in1931, and Professor A. C. McLaugh¬lin, for his “Constitutional Historyof the United States,” in 1935,7. Army records of the EmperorXerxes.8. Twenty-one. Other studies in¬clude: the 1924 American Councilreport, which gave Chicago firstplace in graduate study, with its de¬partments of botany, mathematics. ■ sociology, French, physics, geog-I raphy, geology and Spanish ratedj the best in the country; the Embreearticle of 1935 which rated Chicagosecond only to Harvard in “schol¬arly eminence;" the Visher study of1932 which disclosed that Chicagohad more “starred scientists” in pro¬portion to the size of its faculty thanany other American university, andwas second to Harvard in the train¬ing of future “starred scientists;”the Kelly study of 1929 which re¬vealed that Chicago led all other in¬stitutions in training “teachers ofdistinction.”9. Public Administration Clear- jing House to be created shortly.10. Professors T. C. Chamberlin |and F. R. Moulton of the Universityof Chicago. {11. Dr. W. H. Taliaferro, Deanof the Biological Sciences at the Uni¬versity.12. Geoffrey Chaucer.13. Dr. Lester Dragstedt and hisassociates; it is believed that lip-ocaic controls utilization of fats inthe body, much as insulin controlssugar.14. Landon, Lemke. Browder.15. Micheison for measuring thespeed of light; Millikan for determin¬ing the charge on the electron, thefundamental unit of electricity;Compton for discovering the “Comp¬ton effect,” the changed wave-lengthof photons glancing off particles intheir path.16. Junior and senior years of University High School, freshmanand sophomore years of the old Col¬lege of Arts, Literature and Science,17. Weight-measuring'in the lab¬oratory of Professor A. J. Dempster,whose mass-spectograph weighs ac¬curately down to .006,000,000,000,-000,000,000,000,004 of a gram;space-measurements in the labora¬tory of Professor A, H. Compton,where X-rays are used to make meas¬urements accurate to 100,000,000,-000th of an inch.18. The late J. Laurence Laugh-lin.19. The number is 126.20. In general, that the applicanthas been in the upper one-half of hishigh school graduating class, or beable to pass a scholastic aptitude ex¬amination. Today on theDiscuss Features ofStrike in SymposiumIn an open symposium the DebateUnion will present a program on therecent General Motors strike tomor¬row night in room A of the Rey¬nolds club at 8, The forum is intend¬ed to inquire into features of thestrike and the aftermath. Divinity Chapel. “A Lenten Epis¬temology,” G. Leland Jamison, Solo:“Prayer” (Hugo Wolf). Paul Hume,Joseph Bond Chapel at 12.Lecture: “Social Institutions inAmerican Literature.” ProfessorBoynton; The Art Institute at 6:45,Lecture: “Herculaneum Today.’'Kenneth Scott, Western Reserve Uni¬versity (Archaeological Institute ofAmerica). Classics 10 at 8.Peace Council: “Absolute Pacifismand the Oxford Oath.” Dean Gilkey,Social Science 302 at 3:30.Senior Pictures for Cap andGown: 10-12 and 1-4 by CarlosPhotos. Studio in room 10, Lexing¬ton Hall.Surgical Pathology Conference,Surgery 437 at 8 a.m.Anderson Society. Bishop Johnsonof Colorado, guest speaker. BrentHouse, 5540 Woodlawn avenue, at6:30.TONIGHT IS''Swing Night ffIn honor of George Gershwin featuring theComponents of Swing Musicat theBLACKHAWKRED pVOand his BandMILDRED BAILEY**Qucen of Swing”ROMO VINCENTRuth and Billy AmbroseH- >(•$1.50 Delicious DinnerNo Cover Charge Tea DancingMin.: $1.50 Week Days Every Sunday$2.00 Saturdays From 3:30 to 6 P.M.BLACKHAWKRandolph at Wabash DREXEL THEATRE858 E. 63rdWed. and Thurs.“FLYING HOSTESS” and“IRON DUKE” Teresa Dolan Invites You toDance Every Friday NightPERSHING BALLROOMS.W. Cor. 64th Sc. Cottage Grove. Adm. 40cERNEST TUCKER’S MusicPrivate & Class Lessons Children Sc AdnltsStudio, 1545 E. 63rd St. Hrd. 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BEN REITMANWRATH OF GOD — SAM HAIRFLOOD — FRANCES POWERGERTIE — ?MIRROR SHOTSPROM SHOTSBIG SHOTS TAKE VOUK «AkTo A VROWThere are lots of pleasacktthings you can do with themcMkey youUl save by eat'ing at Younker’s regularly.Coflipfefe Uittckeoa 35<^ComphH Dhmer..51 £. Chicago Ave.1510 Hyde Park Blvd,501 Davit Street, EvanstonBUY YOUR PROMTICKETS FROMFred AshMax FreemanGeorge KoonsAllan SchackaltonJoseph JeremyGunther BaumgartBill StantonLen ShermerGene DavisCharles Hoy Harry ToppingGene GrossmanBill NegleyBob AndersonGene GlickmanGeorge HalcrowHouston HarshaJim GoldsmithRussel. BairdEli Loitz Lewis MillerKarl JanitskyNewell ReynoldsRobt. BaozEdward WilliamsOmar FareedBob EckhouseDan BlakeTed HowePLACES SELLING: U. of C. Bookstore, Re3rnolds ClubDesk, Bursar’s Office, Woodworth’s Bookstore.WASHINGTON PROMFeb. 19th $3.75DICK JURGENS Phone Plaza 6444CHICAGOESTABLISHeOi86&FLOWERS1364 East 53rd StreetA VALENTINE IN VALENTINOHe’s all ruffles and lace in the revival of Booth Tarkington’s“MONSIEUR B E A U C A I R E”TODAY—ORIENTAL INSTITUTE—3:30 & 8:30 p.m.tPage Four DAILY MAROON SPORTSTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1937Illinois CajjersBeat MaroonsSwim Team LosesMeet to Iowa;Polo Squad Wins. CloseWater Fencing TeamEarns SlashingBig Ten WinA speedy Illinois squad, whosefast-breaking forwards caught the jMaroon defense flat-footed time af- ,ter time, handed Chicago its ninth |consecutive defeat in the current jconference campaign. The story of |the loss is very short, just Combes! iThe high-scoring forward piled up |twenty points for the Orange and iBlue, more than enough to offset i Swordsmen of the Universitychalked up their third and largestwin of the season against Wisconsin’sfencing team at Madison, Saturday,13-4. Herb Strauss won all threeof his foil bouts and Henry Lemonand Irv Richardson won their epeebouts to lead the Maroons.Jim Walters and Charles Corbetteach won two out of three foil boutsfor Chicago. The only Badger whohad sufficient potency was Kaftan,the Big Ten individual saber cham¬pion, who robbed Ed Gustafson andsome really good defensive work I Ned Fritz of perfect records in hisagainst the remainder of the Illinois ! event. However, the Maroons bothquintet. * defeated Kaftan’s saber-mate, Bat-Only once during the game did ; terman.Chicago show any life. Early in the ; The massacre of Wisconsin putssecond half Amundsen, Eggemeyer j Chicago into the conference lead, butand Cassells pulled the team up to j the Maroons have still to defeat II-where they trailed by only two I linois next week and Purdue inpoints, but three baskets by Combesand one by Boudreau, the other head¬ache for Maroon guards, ended anychance of victory.Vopicka, mini guard, opened thescoring with a field-goal, the onlyone dropped by the down-staters thatwasn’t the product of either Combesor Boudreau. Amundsen hooped Chi¬cago’s first goal from the floor, fol¬lowing Fitzgerald’s free throw. Mul¬lins made three points before Combesand Boudreau gave Illinois a 13-6lead. Cassels matched efforts withthe same two Illini, and traded bask¬ets. Illinois led at the half, 16-10.Paul Amundsen turned in a mar¬velous defensive game when he heldBob Riegel, rated the best conferencecenter, to two free-throws. Ken Pet¬ersen also showed up w’ell when ondefense, which was a large part ofthe time, often covering two or even,in one case, three men.Cassels led the Chicago scoringwith seven points, whileEggemeyer, who played only in thesecond half, got six. Amundsen andPetersen each scored twice from thefloor. Little Jack Mullins, showingall of his usual fight, was ‘cold’ andcouldn’t connect on any of his numer¬ous shots after his first effort, de¬spite some very pretty floor-work.His feat of stealing the ball from anIllinois guard was spoiled bymissing the shot after he was allalone under the basket.Illinois made the Maroons lookslovv’ by their fast-break and shiftyfloor-work, which, coupled withquick, accurate passing, left Combesunder the basket for setups time andtime again. Maroon partisans cantake some solace in the fact that fourChicago baskets, the margin of de¬feat, were disallowed because thewhistle blew' as the man shot. March by large margins before theycan be assured of nosing out OhioState in the struggle to keep the con¬ference crown at the Midw'ay.The loss was the first of the con¬ference season for the Badgers, whothe previous week had defeated Illi¬nois, runner-up in the team race lastyear.Maroons Losein Gym, TrackA Conference victory slippedthrough the outstretched fingers ofthe Maroon track squad last Fridayevening at the Fieldhouse, 44-42,when Purdue swept the mile and two-mile events and Chicago fizzled inthe high jump. Chicago’s high jump¬ers, accustomed to clearing six feetand over, were virtually tied to theJohnny j ground as Boilertnakers Williamsonand Lemen snared the points whichlater proved to be the victory margin.Covering the quarter mile in 50seconds flat in the mile relay. Ma¬roon Halcrow turned in the outstand¬ing performance of the meet. Georgealso led the field in the 440 run.Frick took the 60 yard dash andNewman hurriedly stepped over thehis ! high hurdles to chalk up Maroonfirsts. Chicagoans also w'on the polevault with Cassels, Gordon, and Law-son clearing 10 feet 6 inches. Themile relay combination of Beal,Frick, Tipshus, and Halcrow addedthe Maroons’ final win. Matmen Win,Lose in EastChicago’s mat team won one andlost one during their week-end so¬journ in the East. The sunny WestVirginia climate enlivened the squadand enabled them to beat West Vir¬ginia by a 29-3 score on Lincoln’sBirthday, but the return to Pennsyl¬vania resulted in a 24-6 trouncing atthe hands of Franklin and Marshall.Captain Bob Finwall and SamWhiteside were the only Maroongrapplers to win both of their bouts.Finwall wrestled in the 155-poundclass against F and M’s co-captain,undefeated last year, and won a spec¬tacular bout. Fay, Finwall, Schoon-maker and Whiteside won falls atWest Virginia, while Tinker, Colliasand Valorz won decisions. JimFay’s defeat at F. and M. was hisfirst of the year.Coach Vorres is looking forwardto resumption of conference competi¬tion. The trip showed big Sam White-side back at his best form, whileSchoonmaker and Collias showedgreat improvement. The squad wentinto its final period of training fcrthe conference and National Inter¬collegiate meets to be held in March.Finwall, Fay, Valorz and Whitesideare regarded as having the bestchances of going places in these twomeets. Chicago MeetsUnbeaten J P Iin Water Polo Bickel, Kiiss Ball Head Standings inTry-oiits for Junior Davis (]uj> TeamThe Maroon water polo teamfaces its stiffest test of the seasonwhen it meets the Jewish People’sInstitute team at the latter’s pooltonight at 8:45. The JPI’s boast twoOlympic stare and two all-confer¬ence men from the University of Il¬linois. The outcome of the game willdecide the leadership of the Southsection in the Chicago Water PoloAssociation competition, each teambeing undefeated to date.Walter and Dick Greenberg, JPIstars, were the participants in twoOlympics and swam for the IllinoisAthletic Club’s powerful team forseveral years. They alternate at for¬ward and guai'd positions. Phil Stein,formerly of the University of Chi¬cago, is known as one of the tough¬est players in the game. He’s allhands, elbows and feet when heplays, and is a fast, driving swimmer.If the Chicago boys can play aswell tonight as they did against theUniversity of Iowa team Saturday,they ought to give the Jewish ladsan interesting evening. They playedonly seven minutes against Iowa, andat the end of which time they hadscored seven goals. The game wascalled off by the Iowa coach at thattime. Three series of tennis matches' have been played in the junior Davisj Cup round robin tournament which' takes place every Thursday eveningj and Saturday afternoons at the Field-; house. Fourteen matches have been! played and two men. Norm Bickel ofI Chicago and Russ Ball of Northwest-i ern, stand out as the best players.I Each has won three matches.I Bickel has beaten Richards, Erod¬ing of N. U., and John Shostrum ofi Chicago. Ball, meanwhile, has van-j quished Greenberg, Richards, and! Eroding.Second place in the standings isheld jointly by Norbert Burgess andj Chet Murphy of the Maroons, and George Ball of the Wildcats. Theyhave been victors twice and have suf¬fered one defeat. Burgess won fromG. Ball and W. Murphy while losingto Chet Murphy. Aside from beatingBurgess, C. Murphy licked J. Sho.s-trum but fell before Richards, (;.Ball whipped Froeling and Shostrum,but lost to Burgesss.The matches are open to the pub¬lic.I-M GAMES TONIGHT7 :00—Delta Upsilon “B” vs Phi Del¬ta Theta “B”Delta Kappa Epsilon “B” vs.Phi Kappa Psi “B”Phi Sigma Delta “B” vs. Phij Sigma Delta “X”i 8:15—Delta Kappa Epsilon vs. PhiDelta Theta “B”Alpha Delta Phi “B" vs. PhiGamma Delta “B”9:00—Delta Upsilon vs. Phi SigmaI DeltaI Psi Upsilon “B” vs. Psi Up-' silon “C” Baptie, Lamb to HeadLocal Ice CarnivalOn the skating rink under theNorth Stands Wednesday eveningwill be presented an Ice Carnivalwhich is expected to rival the finestin the city, according to Dan Hoffer,hockey coach. Headline performersare Norval Baptie and Gladys Ijimb.These two are professionals at theChicago Skating Arena, and will givedemonstrations both in speed andfancy skating.Baptie was a champion speedskater around 25 years ago. Thatsome of his records are still stand¬ing is indicative of the type of skat¬er he was and is.The rest of the evening’s entertain¬ment will be provided by members ofthe Chicago Figure Skating Club,who will present several dances inthe chorus style.I sBarbara Stanwyck says:"Luckies make a hit withmy throat”Iowa ExcelsIowa’s conference championshipswimming team defeated the Ma¬roons 44 to 40 in an exciting dualmeet at Bartlett pool Saturday night.In w’ater polo the Maroons trounced.Iowa into resignation early in the‘.second half when Chicago was, easily•commanding a 7-0 lead.The surprise of the swimming meetwas the weakness of the Chicagoansin the free style sprints. Jay Brown,recently declared eligible and swim¬ming in his first meet this season,finished only second in the 60 yardevent. Jack Homs, in the 100-yardfree style event finished third. Thewinning time for the 100 was 55.6seconds. Jay swam his leg of the400 yard free style relay, which Chi¬cago won, in 55.7 seconds, whichwould have netted second place inthe 100 had he competed.Co-captain Chuck Wilson, Chicago,was the outstanding performer of themeet, beating Christians, Iowa, in the220 and 440 free style swims, andanchoring the 400 yard relay team toa victorj'. Walters of Iowa, tookfirst in the 60 and 100 yard free styleevents, and anchored the 400 yardrelay team. Dick Lyon, Chicago,placed second in the 200 yard breast¬stroke, while John Van de Water and {Bob Anderson took second and third |respectively in the 150 yard back- istroke event. Floyd Stauffer, Chi-•cago, won the diving by a huge mar-!gin of points over Bostick of Chicago, |and Sears of Iowa, second and third irespectively.In the water polo game, the ispeedy Maroons suddenly broke away ito score seven goals in five minutes,^owa’s coach threw in the towel short-■hf, afterwards. In the second conference gymnas¬tic meet of the year, the Maroonslost to Illinois Friday night, 723.5 to619.65. The result of the meet wasnot unforeseen as the Midway squadwas far from full strength. Bey¬er, the Midway star, had an injuredthumb, and was used only in eventsin which Chicago had too few men.Beyer surprised everyone in get¬ting a first place on the parallel barsand tying for second on the horsein spite of injuries. Wetherall per¬formed second best for the Maroonsin procuring third place on thehorse, and tying for second withHays, the only other Chicago manto place, on the rings.Next Friday the gymnasts meetIowa. As Iowa has beaten Minnesotaand Illinois, Chicago’s conquerors,the outlook is none too good. If Hof-fer’s squad is in form,a tight battlewill be in store, but an infection set¬ting in on Beyer’s thumb threatensto spoil Midway hopes. •TheHITCHINGPOSTOpen 24 Hours a DayWAFFLECHEESEBURGERCREAM OMELETSTEAK1552 E. 57frh StreetN. W. Corner Stony IiUnd **When talking pictures arrived, mystage experience on Broadway gaveme my chance on the screen. Takingcare of my throat became seriousbusiness with me, so I changed toLuckies—a light smoke. Of course Ismoke other cigarettes now and thenbut sooner or later I come back toLuckies. They make a hit with mythroat and also with my taste.**NOW APPEARING IN•THE PLOUGH AND THE STARS’*A.n independent survey was made recentlyamong professional men and women—lawyers,doctors, lecturers, scientists, etc* Of those who saidthey smoke cigarettes, more than 87% stated theypersonally {prefer a light smoke>Miss Stanwyck verifies the wisdom of this pref¬erence, and so do other leading artists of theradio, stage, screen and opera* Their voices aretheir fortunes. That^s why so many of themsmoke Luckies. You, too, can have the throat pro¬tection of Luckies—a light smoke, free of certainharsh irritants removed by the^xclusive process'Tt’s Toasted”. Luckies are gentle on the throat* THE FINEST TOBACCOS—•'THE CREAM OF THE CROP”A Light Smoke”It’s Toasted”-Your Throat ProtectionAGAINST IRRITATION—AGAINST COUGHCoprricbt 193T. Tbt AaiMiran TnhtivA