Vol. 37. No. 35. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1936 Price 3 CentsPeopleEveryone Sees, but NoOne KnowsIJy EDW.ARD C. FRITZIn the still morning, before thecampus is light with day, a dimfigure takes his stand in front of(’obb Hall. And as day-light arrivesbringing its routine caravan ofwalking students,a low call soundsabove the ringingfootsteps.“Maroon! HailyMaroon!”VV'ho does not atonce associate thiscall with “PoorOld Taylor Tom,”the principal distributor—in fact theonly distributor — of the campusnewspaper, and one of the most ver¬satile newsboys in history?At least Tom Slater says, in base¬ball fashion, “If anybody could giveme any e.xtra work, I can do any¬thing and do it good. That’s the old^lug—the old sponsor-slug. That’s a jgood sponsor.”• It was suie a break for me when President Hutchins'Thanksgiving GraceToday we thank Thee, Lord, for theinnumerable blessings which Thouhast bestowed upon us this Autumnquarter—for helping us to guide thisnoble University upon its perilous path;for Plato and for Aristotle and fori Aquinas, and for their disciples on thej faculty; for the students who are see-1 ing the light; for a football team whichhas not tempted us to forget the truefunction of the academic life; forteachers' oaths, which have providedus with many a happy text; for mak¬ing of our opponents natural fools, thusrelieving us of an unpleasant duty; forour children, and especially for thatBlessing Joanna; for an island dwell¬ing place, which has saved us theboredom of a campus week-end—forall these things we thank Thee, Lord,and to Thee address a special prayerof Thanksgiving for the Daily Maroonwhich has so thoughtfully sought tolead us into Greener pastures. Amen.—J.G.M.Cap and GownRetains ‘Echo’I got this Maroon job,” Taylor Tom jasserted, nodding his swarthy headand fixing his eyes on the ground in ;front of him. “I was w'orking in myi lad's tailor shop, and we was about ito lose out becau.se of the big chain ,rompanies, when McQuilkin—that’sthe business manager last year—con¬tacted me last fall. New York Jim,my predecessor in this position, hadtaken sick, and so Mac came aroundand signed me up as a substitute. |Fortunately, New York Jim died |—that IS fortunately for |mt^so 1 got to keep the IVjob permanently.” TAILOR !The first important TOM It\e:it in Tailor Tom’s |life was his birth. He was born at •olth street and Lake Park avenue in 'I'.ip::. Ii met a little school teacher from :Iowa and I married the girl. She’s ja s.reet little girl. I have two little |daughters; one is two and one is |four. Really cute little kids. Too ibad you can’t run a picture of them.Takin’ care of the kids is the main ithing a man shoul'd do in life. It’stheir world.‘1 get my wife a little work hereami there. She then hires a neigh¬bor to keep the kids. All in all, it’spretty tough. My back was to thewall when Mac contacte<l me. MyUst friend is ex-Dean Scott. Hegive me this suit here. Howard Mortgive me the overcoat.”At this point one of Tom’s friendscame up, and Tom said to him,“bon't bodder me, I’m being intor-rogated.”His worse day as Maroon newsboywas last winter when it was 21 belowzero. The money stuck to the stands,and only 124 copies were sold. Thebest day was last month when thestraw vote attracted 665 buyers. Heleiiuested that his income be omittedto avoid domestic complications."1 guess I say, ‘Maroon,’ a hun¬dred thousand times a day. Onefellow asked me if I say it in mysleep.” Lans:, Hickman to HeadStaff of Popular Publica¬tion.Retention of “Echo,” Time maga¬zine parody which last year formedthe feature section of Cap and Gown,was yesterdgy announced by EditorGenevieve Fish.In commenting upon the reasonsfor continuing with the “Echo” sec¬tion, Herbert Larson, business mana¬ger of Cap and Gown, stated, “ ‘Echo’last year was hailed by students, fa¬culty members and advertisers as awelcome relief from the traditionaljoke and advertising sections whichusually form the last few pages ofcollege annuals. In addition to thecopies of ‘Echo’ which were boundinto the 675 copies of the annual soldlast year, there were 500 extra copiesof ‘Echo’ which were sold separately.”Similar to Last YearThis year’s “Echo” section will besimilar to last year’s, in that it willcombine an off-the-record discussionand summation of campus eventswith trenchant articles on news¬worthy campus personalities fromPresident Hutchins to the freshmanprospects from the University HighSchool. It is hoped, in view of theenthusiasm of Time magazine staff-members over the project, that it willthis year be possible to print thesection using the same font of typeas that used in Time. Last year, be¬cause of the relative late date atwhich the “Echo” project was startedit was impossible to do this.Heading this year’s “Echo” staff,which is differentiated from the reg¬ular staff of Cap and Gown, is Wil¬liam Lang, last year’s editor, a grad¬uate student in the division of thePhysical Sciences. Acting as mana¬ging editor of the publication will beC. Sharpless Hickman, staff memberof The Daily Maroon and Phoenix,who was last year’s associate editor.“Poor Old Taylor Tom” concludedwith his eulogy of the school. “Every¬body around here likes me and theyreally treat me fine. Everythingmeans a lot in a busy world like this.Any 0(1(1 jobs will help.“This Maroon will be a treasuret" me. I’ll frame it so my grand¬children can see it.”And then the versatile newsboyturned back to his work and to hisendless repetition of the familiarchant, “Maroon! Daily Maroon!”Appoint Five JuniorsAs Friar Managers-After interviewing junior men whoare interested in securing junior man¬agerships, the Board of Superiors ofHlackfriars will announce the de¬cisions in next Tuesday’s Daily. Ma-t'oon. At the meeting last Thursdaytnen applied for the five main depart¬mental positions: publicity, business,company, production, and technical.Each of these managers is to havefour sophomore assistants in his de¬partment.The annual show claims more than100 University men as workers andactors before and during the produc-tmns in early spring. Intensive Black-friars activity starts during the win¬ter quarter, following the choice of a*'ook. Orthopedic GroupRuns Bazaar forCrippled ChildrenThe annual bazaar of the Univer¬sity Occupational Therapy depart¬ments for Destitute Crippled childrenand Albert Merritt Billings hospitalwill be held next Wednesday, Decem¬ber 2, from 10 to 5:30 in room 534of the Orthopedic hospital 970 East59th street.The exhibits will be those made bythe patients of the hospital. Manyof these articles show a fine artistictalent which is not surpassed evenby more fortunate artisans. Therewill be woven pieces of wool, twine,and silk, most of them beautifullydecorated, and designed to be of usein the house.Miss Lillian Spencer and severalassistants have taught the childrenand adults in the hospital for a num¬ber of years. In addition to the reg¬ular assistants, a number of Univer¬sity women aid in the work and allthose interested in this sort of workare welcome to become teachers orassistants.The proceeds from the sale of ex¬hibits will go to a fund for the pur¬chase of materials for the patientsI Lo vvuik" wTtli; I Peace CouncilOrganized forCampus Drive—t—Jack Loeb Heads OfficersElected by DelegatesFrom Campus Groups.Unanimously agreed upon by thedelegates representing a varied groupof campus activities, a 1936-37 All-Campus Peace Council was organizedyesterday afternoon at a meeting in¬itiated by the peace committee of theAmerican Student Union. Jack Loeb,representing Wig and Robe Law fra¬ternity, was elected permanent chair¬man of the Council and ex-offlciomember of the executive committee.Officers of the Council, functioningalso as members of the executivecommittee, are William Hewitt, rep¬resenting the ASU, vice-chairman;James Stephens, delegate from theBar Association, treasurer; and Quen¬tin Ogren, of the Socialist Club, sec¬retary. The executive committee,chairmanned by Hewitt, will includeBetty Barden, representing MortarBoard; Elizabeth Ann Montgomery,Chapel Union; Sidney Hyman, Phoen¬ix; and Alice Paris.sa, Green Hall.Council Offers SeminarsIn setting up the Council, it wikSemphasized that no partisan standwould be taken concerning any par¬ticular program or specific method ofobtaining peace. The group will serveas a coordinating body for peace ac¬tivities on campus and will attemptto arouse interest in a problem whichthey feel is vital to every Americanstudent.For advisory purposes, the councilwill affiliate with the United StudentPeace Committee, which in its na¬tional work, has been organized fora similar function to that of the Uni¬versity group. It offers speakers,radio programs, and suggestions tocampus branches, but the Peace Coun¬cil will in no way be subject to thegroup for disciplinary action.Hold SeminarsI A series of bi-weekly seminars willbe the major task of the organization.Such topics as neutrality, the OxfordOath, the international situation, andAmerican'universities and war maybe discussed.As the summation of this series,the Council will call an All-CampusConference, which may in turn callthe student strike against war. TheCouncil will not be bound by any sub¬sequent activities engaged in by theConference.Benson-Billiss toDeliver Sermon inChapel TomorrowIn keeping with an annual custom,the University Chapel will be openThursday morning at 11 for a specialThanksgiving service, with the Rev¬erend F. C. Benson-Billiss of the St.Paul’s Episcopal Church deliveringthe sermon “Trust in God”. As inthe past, the program will be con¬ducted by the Council of Churches ofHyde Park and Kenwood.The weekly devotional service willbe held Sunday morning at 11 in theChapel, and will feature an addressby the Reverend Charles H. Cadigan,of Amherst, Mass. According to DeanGilkey, Cadigan is “one of a remark¬able group of younger Epsicopal min¬isters in New England, of which Les¬lie Glenn is another.”Rev. Cadigan is the Director of Re¬ligious Activities at Amherst, andthrough his liberal view-points, hehas become a well-liked discussionleader, among the students,Mrs. Gilkey has announced that herhome will be open to all studentsfrom 5 o’clock on through the eveningThursday. The chapel council willhold their bi-weekly meeting there at7:30 with Rev. Cadigan as a guest.The Daily MaroonDue to the Thanksgiving holi¬day tomorrow there will be no fur¬ther issues of The Daily Maroonthis week. Thd next issue will ap¬pear Tuesday, December 1. Publi¬cation for the quarter will endFriday, December 11, one week be¬fore the Christmas recess. Shakspere’s lago Not Motiveless; Fraternity MenOthello Not a Fool: Kittredge] Dancin’ WithAnson TonightFour minutes and 15 seconds latefor the first time in a long career ofpunctuality, George Lyman Kittridge,Emeritus Professor of English andGermanics at Harvard, pulled out hispince nez at arms length and let itsnap back to his lapel with the time-hallowed gesture he had already dem¬onstrated in the afternoon’s inter¬view. Arising, he stepped to the ros¬trum and began to speak quietly ofOthello and lago and Desdemona, ofRoderigo the fool and Cassio the be¬trayed. The second of this year’sMoody lectures concerned jealousyand spite and love, but most of allthe workings of a clever and mali¬cious mind—lago’s.Dr. Kittredge punctured Coleridge’sconception of lago’s “motiveless ma¬lignity” by demonstrating that lagoKerwin CallsTreaty BlunderJapanese-German AllianceUnwise, Thus Aids Peace,He Says.Unalarmed for the present, at thenew Jappo-German military alliance,Jerome G. Kerwin, professor of Po¬litical Science, terms it a great blun¬der for both countries.“Hitler has set Mussolini, the sec¬ond of the heavenly twins, to boilingat a time when the support of Italyis vital to German success,” Kerwinanalyzed. “Hitler expects to strikefirst in Czechoslovakia, and thiswould be an easy task with the tacitsupport of Italy, but will be exceed¬ingly difficult with Italy’s opposition.The pact looks strongly like a typi¬cal blunder of German diplomacy.”For Japan, too, the new agreementwas a misstep, Kerwin Tielieves. ’“TheLondon government has heretoforeaided the Japanese commercially, andis a powerful factor in Asiatic wa¬ters. With the old Anglo-Japanesealignment broken, Japan loses GreatBritain’s trade advantages andprobably loses the, neutrality of Asi¬atic waters in case of war.Looks Like War“It looks like war. But it won’tbe war until Germany is ready. Ifthis situation had arisen in 1938, itwould be very dangerous. But rightnow, neither Germany, France, Eng¬land, or Italy is ready to fight.”But Kerwin agrees with Ambassa¬dor William E. Dodd that “there willcome a time when they’re not allafraid of each other."Summarizing the purpose of thenew Jappo-German pact, Kerwinsays it is part of the scissors plan tosqueeze Russia. Russia’s only act¬ing alliance today is with France,and France has a “hard time doinganything.”“All in all,” Kerwin concluded,“the German-Japanese diplomaticmistake impeding the success offascism is a good thing for the causeof peace.”Contrary to expectation, “Tahitiis not a paradise on earth,” said Har¬old A. Swenson, associate professorof Psychology, after spending themonth of July there for the purposeof studying the people and their cul¬ture. The island today concentrateson copra industries and fishing, andthe natives work hard to eke outtheir existence in the semi-civilizedland,Swenson reached the island onJuly 10 after an uneventful ten-daytrip by steamer from San Francisco.Coral reefs surrounding the shoresmade navigation to the docks ahazardous undertaking, but the Fatessaw that Swenson arrived with nocasualties. He lived in a ba'mboohut following the style of the natives,ten miles from Papeete, the largestsettlement on the island. Boats arriveonce a month, so all tourists areobliged to remain there for thatlength of time.In general, Swenson observed, thepeople are simple, kindly, excel infishing, but are far inferior in cul¬ture to the Balinese. They workhard carrying their fruit suppliesdown from the interior volcanic had a strong, human and easily com-1prehensible motive—that he was ac-tuated by resentment of injustice.Explodes Popular NotionsOther popular notions were explod¬ed. lago is not a smooth and smilinghypocrite; he is a bluff and heartysoldier, with all the soldier’s coarse-nes.s and directness, called “honestlago” by all his acquaintances. Hedoes not wish Othello’s ruin, he mere¬ly wishes more temperate revenge byafflicting Othello with a temporarytorture. He is not the consummateplotter he has been portrayed, butrather supremely clever, the extem¬pore opportunist, proud with an art¬ist’s pride at his ability to turn cir¬cumstance to his advantage.Othello No FoolNor was Othello the fool “all wo¬men call him.” He was simple, hon¬est, but had the suspicions native toan Oriental. In all cases the evidencebefore him was incontrovertible ac¬cording to his knowledge of the facts.Finally, illustrating Aristotle, theold man with the impressive beardexclaimed, “Regardless of our inter¬pretation of his ‘catharsis throughpity and fear,’ anyone who has seenOthello knows that we go to the the¬ater with our minds clogged and be¬fouled by the inanities and cars ofexistence, but in a release of the in¬herent noble and vital forces we arecarried out of ourselves, and arecleansed and purified under the spellof the magic and tragic moment.”Kittredge GrantsColorful InterviewBy C. SHARPLESS HICKMANWe found the most distinguishedShaksperean scholar in this coun¬try seated at a long table litteredwith dirty dishes, rumpled napkins,(Continued on page 3)Settlement PlansMemorial Servicesfor Former HeadThe University of Chicago Settle¬ment invites all students to attendthe memorial service for the lateMary E. McDowell, former head resi¬dent, at the Settlement, 4630 Grossavenue, Sunday afternoon at 3. Theservice has been arranged by a neigh¬borhood committee.Herbert E. Phillips, of the Settle¬ment Board, Mrs. Arthur Gabler, rep¬resenting the women’s clubs, HelenAniscewska of the Mary McDowellDiscussion group, and Mrs, John Ju-nik, of Svoboda, the Bohemian wo¬men’s club, will be the speakers. Suz¬anne Lytle will speak for the girls’department, John Janis, for the boys’department, and Nicholas Hernandes,for the Mexicans.The musical program will be com¬posed of Miss McDowell’s favorites.The inter-group chorus will open andclose the program, the Lyra will sing,and the Settlement orchestra willplay, John Green will be the soloist.regions to their settlements on thecoast. The men have a magnificentstature, and haA'e a much gi'^atercapacity for physical labor than theaverage white man. Most of the peo¬ple are half caste due to the rapiddemoralization of the island by theFrench. Most surprising is Swen¬son’s comment, “There are no good-looking Tahitians,”Malignant diseases periodically runrampant over the island; especiallywas this true after the World Warwhen the flu took a great part of thenatives. Today some people areafflicted with Elephantiasis, an ab¬normal swelling of the glands of thebody. Then, too, there is a lepercolony of 150 isolated from the restof the island.Swenson had the occasion to benear the localities where some of thescenes for the film, “Mutiny on theBounty,” were taken. He describedthese as a typical tropic setting.Famous personages usually asso¬ciated with the island are Gaugin, theF'rench ai’tist, Stevenson, the novel¬ist, and Cooke who made astronomi¬cal studies of the planet Venus fromthe island. Fish, Stern, Hoyt and Shal-lenberger Lead Inter¬fraternity Ball.Formal and full of tradition, theannual Interfraternity Ball will comeof age tonight at the Medinah Ath¬letic club to the music of AnsonWeek’s orchestra.The Greek letter event will then be21 years old.Open only tofraternity men,this dance willstart at 10, withthe grand marchs c h e d u led formidnight. Ed¬ward Stern andGenevieve Fish,and Robert Shal-lenberger andLouise Hoyt willGenevieve Fish lead the wings.This will mark the second year ofthe “closed” policy. Fron^ 1932 to1935 the Interfraternity Ball was anall campus affair.Give ActivitiesStern is Manag¬ing editor of TheDaily Maroon,and member ofOwl and Serpent,and Fish is Edi¬tor and Publisherof the Cap andGown. Shallen-berger is presi¬dent of the Inter¬fraternity Coun¬cil, and Hoyt ishead of Federation. Louise HoytAxelson Makes ArrangementsArrangements with Anson Weeksand his orchestra were completedthrough Charles Axelson, in chargeof the Ball for the Inter fraternityCommittee.“We were lucky to get a large‘name band’,” said Axelson yester¬day. “Most big organizations are un¬der contract, but Weeks happened tobe passing through town just whenwe could use him”.Zeta Beta Tau will gather beforethe dance at the chapter house foran after-dinner party.All fraternity men are asked to re¬tain their identification cards to pre¬vent any misunderstanding later indealing with the Interfraternity Com¬mittee.International HouseShows Fifth Film^Maedchen Johanna ’“Das Maedchen Johanna”, notableGerman film based upon the life ofJeanne d’Arc, will form the fifth for¬eign film offering of the RenaissanceSociety and International House thisFriday at 4 and 8:30.Substituted because of the with¬drawal from American distribution ofthe German psychological film, “DieSchatten der Vergangenheit”, whichwas originally scheduled for Novem¬ber 27, “Das Maedchen Johanna” hasbeen hailed as one of the finest cin¬emas to have been produced in Eu¬rope this year.In this film the story of the Maidof Orleans has been told from a Ger¬man viewpoint, and has been given afar different treatment than thatwhich marked the plastically photo¬graphed French production of KarlDreyer in 1928. Featuring AngelaSalloker as Johanna, and GustavGreundgens as the Dauphin, the filmis a remarkable reconstruction of me¬diaeval life and warfare, in additionto boasting some remarkable photo¬graphy and an atmospheric scorewhich is one of the finest in any cur¬rent cinema.In addition to the feature a recent“March of Time” will be shown.Freshman PetitionsAll freshmen circulating peti¬tions are requested to turn themin before 2:30 today to the officeof the Dean of Student.s. At thathour the Freshmen advisory couh-cil will meet with the Board ofElection commissioners appointedby Dean Leon P. Smith Jr. toformulate plans for fhe election.Swenson Tells of “Bamboo-Hnt” LifeAmong Natives on South Sea IslandBy MARJORIE SEIFRIEDPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 25, 1936^aroonFOUNDED IN 1901Member Associated Collegiate PressThe Daily Maroon is th« official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday, Sun*day, and Monday during the Autumn. Winter, and Spring quartersby The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue. Tele¬phones: Local 46, and Hyde Park 9221 and 9222.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily liaroon, or for any contractentered into by The Daily Maroon. All opinions in The Daily Ma¬roon are student opinions, and are not necessarily the views ofthe University administration.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves the rights of publicationof any material appearing in this paper. Snbscription rates:$2.76 a year; $4 by mail. Single copies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL AOVERTISINO BTNational Advertising Service, Inc.College Publishers Representative420 Madison ave. New York. N.Y.CHICAOO - BOSTON • SAN FRANCISCOLilS ANOELXS • PORTLAND • SEATTLEBOARD OF CONTROLJULIAN A. KISER Editor-in-ChiefDONALD ELLIOTT Business ManagerEDWARD S. STERN Managing EditorJOHN G. MORRIS Associate EditorJAMES F, BERNARD.. .Advertising ManagerEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESBernice Bartels ElRoy Golding Cody PfanstiehlEdward Fritx William McNeill Betty RobbinsBUSINESS ASSOCIATESSigmund Dansiger Bernard Levine William RubachCharles Hoy Robert RosenfelaEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHarris Beck C. Sharpless Hickman Lewis MillerLaura Bergquist Rex Horton David ^heifer _Maxine Biesenthal Henry Kraybill Marjorie SeifriedEmmett Deadman David Mauzy Bob SpeerMary Diemer Byron Miller Howard WichmanSTAFF PHOTOGRAPHERSDavid Eisendrath Donal Holway%Night Editor: Cody PfanstiehlAssistants: C. Sharpless Hickman andHenry G. GrossmanWednesday, November 25, 1936Football at the University“A good university can get along withouta good football team.” So ended an editorialearlier this year in which the ideas were ex¬pressed that the task of developing a good foot¬ball team does not partake of the true func¬tion of a university, that a good football teamdoes not necessarily enhance the reputationof a university or attract to it the desirabletype of university student.But because we have taken these positionsit does not mean that we cannot also take thestand that a good university can get along justas well with a good football team. Certain ele¬ments on campus seem to have the notion thatmembers of the University administrationwould deplore the existence of a good footballteam on the Midway. We cannot hold unquali¬fiedly to this opinion; if we are to condemn theadministration for anything, the worst thingwould be for mere indifference to the footballsituation. Everyone knows that the Universityhas had good—indeed, championship—footballteams in the past without detracting from itsreputation as a leading educational institution.Certainly no one would object, everyone wouldwelcome the development of a good footballteam at the University, if that developmentcould be brought about by methods both legiti¬mate and consistent with the essential principleof a university, which exists primarily for theadvancement and communication of humanknowledge.What constitute these “rational” methodsof encouraging football at a university? Thereshould be no objection to a university, and itsstudents and alumni, carrying on an activecampaign to attract to its campus outstandingathletes who can meet its scholastic require¬ments, When scholarships are being granted,athletes should receive neither more or lessconsideration than other students. If a candi¬date has an outstanding record of scholasticachievement, the fact that he is a good foot¬ball player should count in his favor only asThe ABC’sMachiavellian PositionI am utterly .selfish. I shall cry peccavi when youhave shown me an intelligible reason why I should notbe. Or when you have shown me anyone who is not.Weak people lean upon others, seeking their approval,their admiration, their love, and hypocritically call thatbeing unselfish. The men of the Italian Renaissanceassured their independence by brute force.. .In our dem¬ocratic days, it is not so easy as it was then to defendourselves by force. We use other and more subtlemeans. But their purpose is the same.Robert Briffault,Europa much as it would if his interest and ability layalong the lines of any other extra-curricularactivity. Finally, the University and its alumnican and should assume the responsibility ofproviding needy athletes with well-paying jobswhich, when added to the time spent in play¬ing football, do not detract too much from thestudent’s pursuit of his academic career.The University at present utilizes all threeof these methods, although not nearly as effec¬tively as possible. In its policy on scholarships,the University comes close to realizing the idealsituation. Much can be done to improve the con¬ditions surrounding jobs secured for athletes.A great deal more than has ever been done inthe past can be accomplished in promoting theUniversity among outstanding high school ath¬letes. The University has everything to offerto a good student who is also a good athlete.What we must do is “sell” him on the idea ofcoming to the University, not bribe him. At-atracting outstanding athletes, as well as out¬standing students of all types, to the Univer¬sity is one of the principal aims of the Leadersfor ’41 movement. The cooperation of all stu¬dents and all alumni is essential to its success.But if all this is done, and done effectively,the question still remains: Will the Universitybe able to develop a football team of a calibrecomparable to those of other schools, both inand out of the Big Ten, which have noscruples about either concealed or open sub¬sidization of athletes? We are inclined to givea negative answer.The Travelling BazaarBy CODY PFANSTIEHLContributor Gordon Freese sends us the followingclipping, apparently from a paper of Lakewood, Ohio.LAKEWOOD GIRL PLEDGEDTO CHICAGO U. SORORITYMerle Burgy, 1405 Lauerdale Ave., asecond year student in the college ofthe University of Chicago, has beenpledged to Kappa Sigma, one of thelargest national fraternities in theUnited States.The U. of C. chapter of Kappa Sig¬ma is not only active in campus extra¬curricular affairs but has a high schol¬astic rating as well. Initiation ofpledges will take place later in theyear.Atta boy Merle.THEY'LL HAVEBEERLY ENOUGHThe Psi U boys, who are touchball champions, willmeet the Chi Psi boys on the touchball field this after¬noon. Sort of a Thanksgiving day classic.Then the Psi U boys, who are champions, will meetthe Chi Psi boys, who are also champions, in the Lodge.In about one hour and firty-five minutes there willhave been 35 gallons of beer inside the kegs.Glugglugglugglugglugglug,ISLANDPARADISE?In reply to the magazine Ringmaster, which wantsto know where our man Thornton Wilder has gone, wesay he has gone to the Virgin Islands to write andwrite and write. We have this on supposedly good au¬thority.But the Virgin Islands should be the last place awriter would go for ideas.ANYWAY IT’SNOT ARCHIBALDA highly efficient Daily Maroon correspondent whoonce dug about in Dartmouth records came up withpedagogue Norm Maclean’s first name. It’s Fitzroy—Fitzroy Norman Maclean.SOMEONE COVEREDTHE BEATCampus correspondent for the Chicago Tribune, JohnBarden, two years ago was hit upon the head by someLegionnaires, and got quite a bit of unwanted reputationfor it.But last week-end at the Deke going-off-trainingparty John was sitting in a car with a girl, when sixassorted Alpha Delts barreled out of a door, saw Johnand date in the darkness, and thought it was BrotherDan Smith and girl.Feeling full of fraternal spirit, the boys proceededto knock upon the car windows and more than mumblewitty words, whereupon John, not being able to seein the darkness and thinking the boys hoodlums of lowcharacter, exploded from the car, protruded his chest,and shouted “You have insulted a lady.”Surprised and embarrassed, the boys stole away intothe night without even taking their tents.So John and date forsook the treacherous darknessfor the safety of light and music and the tale gotaround. Around and around and around. By the timeit got around to John’s sister it was reminiscent of theold Legionnaire incident, /“Have you heard?” someone exclaimed to BettyBarden; “You’re brother’s" been beaten by a bunch ofSouth side toughs.”Which probably proves how a story gn*ows andgrows. Today on theQuadranglesTODAYLectures“Development of Geology”. EdsonS. Bastin. Eckart 202 at 4:30.“Elementary Tauberian Theorems”.Professor T. Vyayaraghavan. Eckart206 at 4:30.“Living Makers of History”. EmilLudwig. Thorne Hall at 8:15.“The Soul of Modern India. Dramaof Hinduism”. Sunder Joshi, Lecturerin Comparative Religion. The Art In¬stitute at 6:45.“Trends in Modern Thought”. Pro¬fessor Linn. International House As¬sembly Hall at 8:30.MeetingsSpecial Orchestra Group. MandelHall at 7:30.Social Security Committee. SocialScience Lobby at 4:30.El Circulo Espanol. Luis Perez Be-gega, Spanish consul at Chicago,speaker on “The Problems of Spain”.Ida Noyes at 7:30.YWCA Music Group. Ida NoyesYWCA Room at 3:30.YWCA Chapel Group. Ida Noyes at3:30.Avukah. Social Science 107 at 3:30.Zoology Club. Dr. L. G. Broman,speaker. Zoology 29 at 4:30.Jewish Students* Foundation. Dr.Richard Gutstadt, speaker. Ida NoyesTheater at 4.MiscellaneousPhonograph Concert. Beethoven 9thSymphony and Bach Cantata No. 4.Social Science Lecture Hall at 12:30.Interfraternity Ball. Medinah Ath¬letic Club. (Fraternity men only).10-2.Thanksgiving Service. ThorndikeChicago Ethical SocietySTUDEBAKER THEATERSunday. November 29that 11 a. m.Mr. George E. O'DellWanted—A DemocraticAristocracy Hilton Chapel at 10 p.m.Vesper Service. Thorndike HiltonChapel at 6:30.THURSDAYThanksgiving Day. University Hol¬iday.Thanksgiving Matins. ThorndikeHilton Chapel at 7:46.FRIDAYLectures“The Increase of Real Solutions ofAlgebraic Equations”. Professor T.Vyayaraghavan. Eckart 206 at 2:30.“Economic Planning. Planning andEmployment.” Associate ProfessorGideonse. Art Institute at 6:45.MiscellaneousScandinavian Club. Professor EmilForsberg. Ida Noyes at 4:30.Choir Rehearsal. Mandel Hall at 7.Full Orchestra Rehearsal. MandelHall at 7:30.Phi Delta Theta Radio Dance. 9-1.SUNDAYChapel Service. The ReverendCharles R. Cadigan, Amherst College.University Chapel at 11.Chapel Union. Residence of Dr. Ar-DREXEL THEATRE858 E. 63rdTODAY ONLY“CHINA CLIPPER”THURSDAY, FRIDAY“THE TEXAS RANGERS’GRAND OPERA HOUSENighty exc. Sun.Last Two WeeksENGAGEMENT ENDS SAT.DEC. 5All Seats at Box OfficeTha Tbaator Guild, Inc. PrasantsIn Association with Lc« Ephraimit CALL ITA DAY itA cotnedy by Dodie SmithwithGladys CooperPhilip MerivalePrices: Nights. $2.50, $2, $1.50, $lMats. Wed.-Sat., $2. $1.50, $1Plus Tax thur Compton at 7:30.-Chapel Council. Dean Gilkey’s at7:30.Frolic Theatre55th & ELLIS AVE.Today and Thursday“Lady Be Careful”LEW AYRESMARY CARLISLESELWYN EVERYNIGHTMatinaaa Wadnaaday & SaturdayEXTRA MATINEETHANKSGIVING DAY3 P. M.HENRY DUFFY PraaanUAmarlca'a Laading ComadianneCharlotteGreenwoodIn tha Naw Non-Stop Lough Comedy'Leaning on Letty'By Wilbur Steele and Norma Mitchell(Author of "Cradle Snatchers") ,PRICES:Price! Every Night, 50c to $2.50Pop, Mats. Wed.Sat.-ThanksqivIng Day, 50c to $1.50THE J.R WAFFLE AND SANDWICH SHOP1202 EAST 55thWHERE QUALITY IS HIGHER THAN PRICEWAFFLES — SANDWICHES — NOON AND EVENING DINNERSSEE YOUR FOOD PREPARED AuditoriumMONDAYNOVEMBER 308:30 P. M.Northwestern UniversityMusic CourseM I S C H ALEVITZKIWORLD FAMOUSPIANISTA lew Seats in All LocationsSOc, 7Sc. $1, S1.50, 12, S2.50(No tax)7:00 P. M. LectureDr. Daniel Gregory MasonSeats on Sale For All Concerts NowTheHITCHINGPOSTOpen 24 Hours a DayWAFFLECHEESEBURGERCREAM OMELETSTEAK1552 E, 57th St.N. W. Comer Stoney IslandChicago City Opera Co.Jston F. WhitneyPresident Paul LonsoneGen’I ManacerTues. Eve., Nov. 24GALLI-CURCI in LA BOHEMEWed. Eve., Nov. 25AIDA—Rethberg, WettergrehFri. Eve., Nov. 27OTELLO—Mason, BarovaSat. Mat.Nov. 28D I E WAL-K U RE — All Sat. Eve.Nov. 28L A K M E —LILY PONS —Only appear-star cast. ance.6 Weeks of Grand Operato December 12Seats at Information OfficePrices 75c to $4.00Civic Opera House Randolph 9229 STAGE—IN PERSONChicago's OwnJay BerwangerUnanimous Choice for All-American bv All CriticsCaptain University of Chicago 1935SEE HIM ON THE STAGE— and —ON THE SCREENIN ACTION IN## The Big Game"— WITH THE —1935 ALL-AMERICANSJAY BERWANGER WILL HEAD AHUGE STAGE REVUESATURDAY and SUNDAYNov. 28-29ATWARNER BROS.STRATFORDTHEATER 715 WEST 63RD ST.'B' K-'THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1936 Page Three^ Qreek £eUers ^By CODY PFANSTIEHL0 NE of the largest fraternities on campus, Phi Kappa Psi is also oneof the most expensive. The house, located at 5555 Woodlawn Avenue,is one of the three on campus built expressly for a fraternity.All manner ofactivities may befound in thisgroup.Of the seniors:A basketball let-terman, the bus¬iness manager ofThe Daily Ma¬roon and memberof Owl and Ser¬pent (senior hon¬orary society),two football let-termen, and headcheerleader andcaptain of swim¬ming team.Juniors includePhi Kappa Psi the treasurer ofIron Mask (junior honorary society), chairman of Intramural football, edi¬torial associate of The Daily Maroon, varsity fencer, news editor of campusnewsreel, two varsity basketball players, swimming letterman, Blackfriarsmanager, and Chapel Council committeemen.The sophomore class claims two members of the football squad, two in theDramatic association, one editorial and one business Assistant of The Ma¬roon. a trackman, basketball player, and two Blackfriar workers.Alumni of the local chapter include Nelson H. Norgern, basketball coach,the late Roy J. Maddigan, President of the alumni association, and LawrenceWhiting, President of the Order of the C, an organisiation based on Uni¬versity athletic awards.Costs are slightly above average: $5 pledge fees per month. $75 initiation,$25 for actives outside the house, $59 for actives living in the house. Winterand Spring formal parties, and a $5 national tax once every two years com¬prise the assessments.Phi Kappa Psi is the only fraternity claiming a house mother. Accordingto their statement “this increases the financial and social advantages of hav¬ing an excellent dietician, purchaser, and chaperone always present.”Living quarters, much like the University dormitories, are of recent origin.A game room containing pool, billiards, and ping-pong facilities, a library,and large living room are included.Here is a fraternity appealing to those who wish to join a large group,living in a large, new house, prominent in social and extra-curricular activi¬ties.The Phi Psis cannot be “typed”. Since the house is large, the group mustof necessity be large, but instead of growing in one direction. Phi Kappa Psiha.s acquired a reputation of being a hetrogenious group.\ fellow called up the other day, explaining that he was a transfer studentand wanted to join a fraternity.“But,” he added, “I haven’t been invited toany of the houses. They don’t know of me. I’d like to know if I can goto any of the open houses...”Yes, yes, and yes!You see, fraternities aren’t omniscient—they can’t know everyone. Andthus they have open houses, so that everyone interested may come and getac(iuainted. And you are more than welcome!For Your Convenience....The new and completeStudent DirectoryContainsNamesClassificationUniversity addressesPhone NumbersHome AddressesFraternity orClub Affiliations For sale at%University BookstoreWoodworth's BookstoreThe Information DeskReader's Drug StoreTailor Tom (Cobb Hall)The CAP AND GOWNoffice in Lexington Hall25Free with your subscription to the1937 Cap & Gown(Note—Subscription holders may obtain theirfree copies only at the Cap & Gown Office.)+ New Law ReviewContains Articlesby Abbott, SharpArticles by Professor Edwin Bor-chard of Yale, Professor Mason Laddof Iowa, and Malcolm Sharp andGrace Abbott of the University willlead the December issue of the Uni¬versity Law Review, which will bepresented Monday. Other prominentmen contribute comments and bookreviews.“Justiciability,” by Professor Bor-chard, is a discussion of the federalDeclaratory Judgment Act. ProfessorLadd tells of new developments inthe article “Impeachment of One’sOwn Witness.”Grace Abbott, professor of publicWelfare Administration, has written“The Social Security Act and Relief,”and Professor Sharp contributes astudy of contract law based upon thefirst three volumes of the new editionof Williston’s “On Contracts.” Thecomplete edition will comprise eightvolumes.Leon Despres, who was last yeara visiting intructor in Labor Law,and Meyer J. Myer, member of theChicago Bar, present an exhaustivecomment upon the workings of theNational Labor Relations Board dur¬ing the past year, its first.Student contributions feature anote on the constitutionality of theNational Labor Relations Act and adiscussion of the Marital RelationsBill, which is expected to go beforethe state legislature this winter.Leading book reviews are by A, L,Goodhart, Oxford professor and edi¬tor of the Law Quarterly Review,famous English journal, and DeanHarry A. Bigelow of the UniversityLaw School. Fleming James of Yalereviews “Legislative Loss Distribu¬tion in Negligence Actions” by Pro¬fessor Charles 0. Gregory of theUniversity. Professor Gregory, nowon leave, is at present acting as as¬sistant solicitor general of the De¬partment of Labor.Conduct Survey onWeekly Reading ofUniversity FreshmenReading habits of freshmen in theUniversity will be exposed in thesurvey which the offices of the Deanof Students and the Graduate Li¬brary School inaugurated in Fresh¬man English 102 yesterday. Weeklyquestionnaires will be distributedand checked by Donald Smith, stu¬dent in the library school.Leon Carnovsky, assistant profes¬sor of Library Science who is actingas faculty sponsor for the survey,made out the questionnaii’e whichincludes a complete list of periodi¬cals to be checked if read during theweek. Following a reassurance thatanswers will have no effect on gradesare questions asking what books havebeen read and where they were pro-curred. Textbooks are excluded, andbecause a study of the libraries inthe College Residence halls for menwas made several years ago, thesesources are not considered.University Students’Club Hears ManiloffEuropean affairs will be discussedat a special open meeting of the Uni¬versity Students’ Club of Chicago, tobe held at 5262 West Adams Streeton Friday evening at 8.Sol Maniloff, former University ofChicago student, will be the speaker.His subject will be the current Span¬ish insurrection and its eventualities.Following the talk an open discus¬sion will be held for all participants.The University Students’ Club isan intercollegiate organization, rep¬resenting almost every institution ofhigher learning in the vicinity of Chi¬cago, which meets weekly to discusstopics of interest to the college stu¬dent. All those interested in joiningthis group are cordially invited to at¬tend. Lettersto the Editor^itor,The Daily Maroon:Students at Chicago are both re¬conciled and used to inferior footballteams. We don’t expect conferencechamps, and we won’t belly-ache toomuch even if the team doesn’t headthe second division. We realize thatthere is a dearth of material, a dearthof practice time, and that our schol¬astic standards are not attractive totramp athletes.However, we do expect a team thatis wide awake. I don’t think it toorash of a statement to say that weexpect our team to at least knowtheir signals.Last Saturday it was pitiful towatch the Maroons come out of theirhuddle. They were penalized for tak¬ing too long, the ball was snappedwhen a back was running past thecenter, the players were often off bal¬ance when the ball was snapped, andthere was general confusion at least50 per cent of the time when Chicagohad the ball. I heard one alumnus saythat he was embarrassed at seeing agroup of supposedly intelligent play¬ers (and they must be intelligent tobe eligible to play here) act so dumbon the field.For my part I can’t believe that itis the players’ fault. I can see onlyone reason for such sluggishness aswe saw Saturday; a sluggishnessthat is all the more miraculous in theface of the fact that it was the lastgame of the season. That reasonseems to me to lie in poor coaching.It is a known fact that the playersare loaded with more plays thanthey can remember with the time attheir disposal. Add to this the con¬stant shifting in positions during theseason with the result that one back-field man is forced to memorize two,three, or even four positions, and youfind a job too immense for any manto carry and still attend school.Shaughnessy’s position is that theonly way to work with a light, sparcegroup of boys is to give them somany plays that they can outsmartthe other team. I wonder who wasoutsmarted Saturday. Personally, andI think I speak for many others, Iwould rather see a team well ground¬ed in fundamentals and a team thatknows what it is doing and when todp it than a team so overburdenedwith formations that it is hopelesslyconfused. And the Maroons werehopelessly confused against Illinois.Senior Rooter KittredgeHanley’sBuffet1512 E.55th St.IF YOU WANT COLLEGESONGS—IF YOU WANT "COLLEG¬IATE" ATMOSPHERE—IF YOU WANT TO SEEYOUR CAMPUS FRIENDS—YOU ARE ASSURED OFSUCH AN EVENING ATHANLEY’SOver forty years of congenialservice (Continued from Page 1)cigar and cigarette butts and the general decay of a meal which hadturned out to be a faculty bull-session.He was old; he looked his 75years. But it was a well-seasonedelderly appearance: the craggy coun¬tenance against which the waves ofstudents of two generations had beat¬en'in seeking entrance to the fjordof knowledge. If he had frowned, oreven beamed effusively he would havelooked like George Bernard Shaw.The research into Shakspereantimes and life has yielded very littleof value when it comes to an appre¬ciation of his works, intimated Pro¬fessor Kittredge. While this researchhas been of considerable interest, andeven value, to scholars, the very lack ofour knowledge of Shakspere’s person¬ality has prevented a distortion of hisplays in the light of that personality.“Kitty”, incidentally, has no truckwith those persons who spell Shaks-pere any other way. There may befifteen other spellings on record inWilliam’s own handwriting, but to“Kitty” it is Shakspere.Our modern authors, continued Pro¬fessor Kittredge, are too often judgedon their personality and the trivialtales which have grown up about them,rather than on the intrinsic value oftheir writings. “How many of thebooks which I read twenty years ago,”he queried, “are now rememberedsave by literary antiquarians?” Dr.Kittredge does not feel that the pro¬fuseness of biographies about ourleading writers will tend, say threehundred years from now, to givemuch information on their personali¬ties. This documentia will have disap¬peared; the work, if it has the broadhumanity of Chaucer or Shakspere,will have remained.Dr. Kittredge is of two m«ids aboutcollege theatricals. He feels that insome schools, where a definite groupof students seeking dramatic experi¬ence in preparation for a life workis found, there is real value in thepresentation of experimental produc¬tions—both from the literary and pro¬duction standpoint. He feels this isa definitely helpful adjunct to thework of the professional theater. Butin schools where dramatics are in¬dulged in as a social or extra-curric¬ular enterprise, he feels that to greatan emphasis on dramatics may tendto detract the student from his prin¬cipal aim in school: his studies. Tothat end he would prefer the presen¬tation of standard works in a stand¬ard manner. Model City JuniorCollege HumanitiesCourse on New PlanModeled after the general coursebeing offered at the University, aHumanities survey course has beendeveloped for use in the Chicago cityjunior colleges. The syllabus recent¬ly published outlines the entirecourse and summarizes each lecturethroughout the year.The course covers the period fromancient times through the period ofMilton, studying the important liter¬ary and philosophical wTitings ofeach period. Textbooks of the courseinclude Gardiner’s Art Through theAges, Houston and Smith, Types ofWorld Literature, and supplementaryreadings from J. H. Breasted, Anci¬ent Times, W. Durant, Story of Phi¬losophy, and H. G. Wells, Outline ofHistory.The plan of the surveys providesfor four class meetings each weekfor two semesters, three of whichare lectures given by guest profes¬sors from neighboring art schoolsand universities before large groupsof students, the other class periodbeing a small discussion group offorty students.PLEDGINGArrian announces the pledging ofViola Becklin, Brookfield, Illinois.Phi Delta Upsilon announces thepledging of Eleanor Smith, Chicago.HAVE CLEARWHITE EYES!Here’s natural eye-beauty ... with EYE-GENE ... new, scientific, utterly different IMakes veined, dull eyes sparkle. Soothestired eyes almost instantly. Stainless, safe!EYE-GENE 57cSTINEWAYSKenwood and 57th St.READER’S61st and EllisUniversity Pharmacy1321 E. 57th St.Spend the HolidaysWITHChicago’s NewestSensationsMildred Bailey“Queen of Swing”andRed Norvoand his great Swing bandplusRomo Vincentand a grand floor show^Collegiate Capers’every Friday nightat 11 P.M.$1.50Delicious Dinnersno cover chargeMin. week daysSaturdays—$2.00BLACKHAWKRANDOLPH at WABASHTHE ARTISTS BALL Honoring Van GoghThe Costume Affair of the SeasonDrake Hotel Special Rates to StudentsSat. Night, Nov. 28$2.00 Per Person at Information Office-IS®? \!Page Four WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1936DAILY MAROON SPORTSOwls Place Four Men onAll Star Touchball TeamWeiss, Cassels, Murphy FillRemaining Positions onHonor Team.University champion Psi Upsiloncontinued its current domination ofIntramural touchball by placing fourmen on the All-Star team. The teamwas selected yesterday by a vote ofIntramural managers and referees.Cochran, Bell, Burgess, and Bickelare the Owls who received the honorranking. Bob Cassels of Alpha DeltaPhi, Trevor VV’eiss of Phi Beta Deltaand Chet Murphy of Delta Kappa Ep¬silon complete the all-star roster.Bickel RepeatsThis is the second year that Bickelhas been placed on the top team,while Burgess made the second teamlast season. Bickel, Cochran, Casselsand Weiss were elected to the honor.squad unanimously, and the otherthree men lacked only one or twovotes of being unanimous choices.Weiss is conceded to be the best pass¬er in the touchball circles and al¬though he played with a mediocreoutfit this year, his pa.ssing kept hisfoes constantly in hot water.No two men on the second team ai’efrom the same oi'ganization. Thosewho received this ranking were:John Eggemeyer, Phi Kappa Psi;Edw’ard Krause, Phi Sigma Delta;William Runyan, Alpha Delta Phi;Dick Englehart, Phi Gamma Delta;Tom Flynn, again from Psi Upsilon;Morris Rossin, Barristers, the onlyindependent named; and Paul Arch-ipley. Phi Delta Theta..Accord Nine Honorable MentionThere were several players who re¬ceived a good many votes but werestill short of the first two teams.These were given honorable mention.They are: Komaiko, Phi Sigma Del¬ ta; Harris, Phi Sigma Delta; Jeremy,Delta Kappa Epsilon; Bartlett, DeltaKappa Epsilon; LeBoy, Phi GammaDelta; Roger Baird, Phi Gamma Del¬ta; Grandahl, Phi Kappa Sigma; W.Krause, Phi Sigma Delta; and But¬ton and Upton of the Champion PsiUpsilon aggregation.Psi Upsilon W insI‘M TouchballChampionship^ 3h0Psi Upsilon conclusively establish¬ed itself as an all-time team yester¬day when it romped over the Barrist¬ers 31-0 and captured its second con¬secutive all-University championship.The game was played on Stagg field.The Owls played a lethargic gamemost of the first half and \’fere lead¬ing only 6-0 at the rest period. Theirinitial score came after Flynn hadsnared a long pass to the five-yardstripe. On the next play. Bell passedto Cochran for the tally.The Psi U offense got under wayin the second period as Cochran start¬ed the ball rolling by tossing a 50yeard aerial to Burgess who raced25 yards to the goal. The third scorecame when Burgess intercepted aBarrister pass and immediately toss¬ed to Bickel who went over. A fewminutes later Bickel reciprocated bysnagging one of the lawyer’s passesand tossing to Burgess for the score.Burgess also made the fifth touch¬down to bring his total for the dayto 18 points.A comparison of first downs showsthat the Barristers were playingheads-up ball however as they heldthe Psi Us to four while chalking upthree for themselves. Rossin wastheir chief offensive threat. Whiteside Advocates Subsidizationof Football Players at University“Chicago football cannot go on inits present manner. It will have tobecome professional like certain otherschools of the conference or leave theconference. I would like to see theformer course taken.” So Sam White-side, co-captain of the football team,expressed his opinion of the futureof Maroon football in an interview sive fraternity,” he said. If footballwere made amateur the strength ofthis bond would be much less, with nomore squad cohesion than wrestlingor baseball teams have at present.Yet another emotional value offootball would go with a reduced in¬tensity of practice—the stimulatingeffect on the players of a large crowdwould be missing, since there is no GridLeaksyesterdayHe went on to explain that foot-j known way to bring crowds to a los-ball as it exists at the University ! **^8' team, he further opined By WILLIAM McNEILL♦ * ♦A. A. Stagg, coach at the Collegeof the Pacific in California, hasadded another conference champion¬ship to his long string, this time ofthe Far Western Conference. Ho hasj is unfair to the player who is askedto put forth a vast deal of effort with¬out getting any compensation. “Anideal set-up would be to give the play¬ers tuition and a free evening meal,”he said.Defends His StandMore liberal subsidization of foot¬ball players would give the Univer¬sity a good football team, give somemen an education who could nototherwise get one, helps to improvethe University through attractingstudents and gate receipts, but moreimportant, makes possible the devel¬opment of a degree of complexityand precision of plays which consti¬tutes the greatest attraction of thegame for both player and spectator,and at the same time does not inter¬fere with any other function of theUniversity.Expanding the theme of the valueof precision, he said that the con¬sciousness of being a part of a smoothand efficient machine in which eachman does his part effectively, is oneof the greatest thrills of football, and If the University elects to go ini won all of his conference games, andfor amateurism, he pointed out, thequality of the teams will decline yetfurther, since practically no footballplayers will come to the Universitywhere an education will cost them somuch more than at other institutionsVarsity BasketeersPractice Floorwork the Old Man’s team has the amazingrecord of winning all its games with¬out being scored upon by conferenceopponents. His team rolled up atotal of 75 points by contrast.Stagg is 74 years old now, and hasbeen gone from the University fouryears. .All his teams of the FarWest have done well even though theCollege of the Pacific is a smallschool.is impossible without such an inten-; tentative onesity of practice as to make footballa full time job. REVISE SCHEDULESArouses CameraderieAnother value of intense football isthe close spirit of cameraderie whichcomes to a group which works underheavy pressure for a prolonged pe¬riod. “It is like a second more inclu- The opening game with WheatonCollege being only one week away,Coach Norgren has begun basketballpractice in earnest. Yesterday’s andMonday’s sessions were devoted forthe most part to long shots and fol¬lowups in an effort to regain the skillalways lost in off-season.Supplementing this, however, was ,an intensive offensive floor drill. Thej^^^^^’ is reported that the game isteam handling the ball consisted easily followed by the specta-Rossin and Durbin, guards; Amund-®’’ much fun for thesen, center; and Eggemeyer and Mul-!]?^^®*' the same time it require.slins, forwards. Petersen and Fitzger-j "^»king it better adaptedaid, both experienced guards, makel^®**''' ^nialler schools.Norgren’s lineup for the present a Radical variation of football, inthe attempt to make a better game,are being tried out in the wild andw'oolly w’est. One of the most suc¬cessful is the substitution of a sixfor an eleven man team. With threemen in the line and three in the back-Beginning next Monday, .squash andhandball courts will be availableweekdays from 11 to 10, Saturdaysfrom 11 to 5, and Sundays from ten | individual figures should bt* scale<ito one. down to apply to the w’hole season.The tabulation of the game statis¬tics published yesterday in the DailyMaroon lacked the individual statis¬tics from the Ohio State game, whichwere not available. Since the gamewith the Buckeyes was the most one¬sided on the Maroons’ schedule, the CHAPJDon't youknow thatPiccadillyPubServes such tasties asCHICKEN =OYSTERSFROG LEGS‘ and your favorite bev¬erage' the way youlike them and at yourfavorite pricesl\PiccadillyPubA rendezvous for students736 East Sixty-third StreetN.W. Corner Sixty-thirdand Cottage GrovtENJOY A PIPE?LOOK OVER OUR LAROKSELECTION OF FINEPIPESandTOBACCOStineway Drugs;>7th and KenwtmdmertcasJH-StarELeven60 yard dashes... passes and punts. ••touchdowns . . . performance! ThaCshow America picks ’em. 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