^ BaCip inamonVol. 37. No. 32. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1936 Price 3 CentsA S U Calls AllOrganizationsto Peace MeetUrge University Groups toSelect Delegates for Tues¬day Conference.“The American Student Union,recoKnizinj? the immediacy of the(lungers to world peace, calls all cam¬pus orjranizations to join with it insetting up a permanent Peace Com¬mittee. The purpose of this commit¬tee will be to initiate and coordin¬ate peace activities on our campus.”The above call for an All-CampusPeace Conference to be held nextTuesday was issued yesterday by theAmerican Student Union peace com¬mittee. Every organization, of what¬ever type or interest, and all dormi¬tories are eligible to send two dele¬gates. If these cannot be officiallyelected, some members of the groupmay attend as observers.The Conference will elect a per¬manent peace committee which willfunction till early spring, when it willIh* superceded by the April PeaceStrike Committee.The American Student Union an¬nounced that although it is taking theinitiative in calling this meeting, allmatters of policy will be decided bythe convening organizations.Krueger Points to NeedThe pressing need for peace or¬ganization is pointed out by Assist¬ant Professor of Economics MaynardKrueger: ‘‘In 1917, immediately pre¬ceding America’s entrance into theWorld War, the peace movementhere was far stronger than it is now.The inefflcacy of its action in thatcrisis proved that just being fairlywell organized was not enough—ifwar is to be prevented, peace organ¬izations must be stronger and farmure universal than it has been thusfar.” The seething, eruptive condi¬tion of Europe at this time makesthis necessity for a unified peacemovement of immediate concern toevery advocate of peace, accordingto the Peace Committee, which saidit anticipates a response from thestudents big enough to put the Uni¬versity peace organization in the van¬guard of the movement in the Mid¬dle West.re\’ Carroll, RedsRenew Hostilitieson Texan CampusK> BOB SPEERVeterans of the campus ‘‘redscare” of two years ago were start¬led and amused yesterday by newsfrom the University of Texas, whichcame via the Madison ‘‘Progressive,”.state organ of the Wisconsin Pro¬gressive Party.Hulen ‘‘Tex” Carroll, founder ofthe ill-starred Public Policy Associa¬tion, K.B.G. (killed by Gideonse),which was organized to save thecamjius from itself, has apparentlybeen up to his old tricks.Under legislative investigation forseveral months for being a hotbed ofcommunism, the University of Texaswas last week given a clean bill ofhealth by the House investigationcommittee, which according to theProgressive “fairly withered underthe sensational testimony of R. H.Montgomery, professor of Economics,who declared that the danger facingTexas is not Communism but Fasc¬ism. And Montgomery also read intothe records affidavits bearing on theaccusations of one Hulen Carroll,who, it appeared, had “offered his.services in the present Texas redhunt.”Contents of AffidavitsIn the affidavits, Carroll is quotedas saying that the Mellon-ownedGulf Sulphur Co. was out to “get”Montgomery and that its lobbyist hadenough influence to investigate theUniversity whenever the companysaw fit. He was also quoted as say¬ing that “big Chicago utility inter¬ests” were financing him to promotea Texas red scare. Carroll declaredduring the investigation that he w-asunemployed, but was nevertheless^faying at Austin’s largest hotel. Healso admitted that he had been em¬ployed before the investigation by• he “Jeffersonian Democrats,” ananti-New Deal party in the South. Announce Banquetto Honor MaroonFootball PlayersThe Chicago Alumni Club will holdits annual Football Banquet at theUniversity Club on Thursday, Decem¬ber 3, president John McDonough an¬nounced yesterday. The banquet isheld in honor of the members of theMaroon football team.Students have been granted aspecial price for tickets of $1.50, butothers will be assessed $2 fox the du¬cats. A feature last year, there willagain be a prize awarded to the frat¬ernity with the largest representa¬tion. It was also announced that sev¬eral prominent high school seniorswill be present as guest.s of the new¬ly formed “Leaders Organization.”The awards will be made to theplayers at this banquet, and the cap¬tains for next year will be announ¬ced.McDonough said yesterday that thenames of the speakers for the ban¬quet will be made public in about aweek. Besides the co-captains andcoach, there will probably be one ortwo outside speakers. Ticket sales¬men for the affair will be anmuncedin a future issue of the Maroon.Scientists HoldFinal MeetingNational Academy LeavesCampus After Three-DayConclave.Quietly, without any demonstrationbesides restrained applause, Ameri¬ca’s greatest scientists adjournedtheir annual meeting as the last ses¬sion of the National Academy of Sci¬ences was held yesterday. The lastpresentations of the three-day meet¬ing in Eckhart hall and the OrientalInstitute, us brilliant as the preced¬ing ones, fittingly concluded the coun¬try’s most honored scientific conclave.That the intelligent quotient, here¬tofore supposed to represent innateabilities only, can be influenced by theamount of education an individualreceives was shown by Horatio H.Newman, professor of Zoology, whohas obtained his information fromthe study of identical twins. Dr.Newman and his associates havestudied the quotients of twins whohave lived in different environmentsbut who have had the .same heredi¬tary characteristics.Possibility that a new form of malesex hormone has been discovered issuggested by the findings of Dr.Frederick Koch, professor of Physi¬ology, and research associates T. Gal¬lagher and D. Peterson. They foundthat brief acid hydrolysis of urinewill increase the yield of hormonesby approximately 70 per cent. Thissuggests that the male hormone alsoexists in combined form, which isliberated by short boilings in acidbut subsequently destroyed by long¬er periods of acid hydrolysis.Other disclosures included thenews that Dr. G. Scott, of Washing¬ton University, has found a methodof determining the spectographic an¬alysis of pure samples of cytoplasmand of nuclei from liver cells. An ex¬planation of how organic and inor¬ganic iron is utilized in early in¬fancy was made by Drs. F. Schlutzand H. Oldham, University scien¬tists, who have pursued this studyduring a long period.ASU Begins Drivefor More MembersIn conjunction with the nationalorganization, the Chicago chapter ofthe American Student Union yester¬day started an intensive membershipdrive which will terminate on Decem¬ber 1. Tables for registration whichwill remain in the lobbies of Cobb,Kent, Mandel and Harper today andtomorrow, after which prospectiveenrollees should consult members ofthe ASU.Persons interested in the ASU mayeither sign membership cards or turnin cards signifying their interest butnot committing themselves to mem¬bership. Such persons will later bevisited by members of the organiza¬tion and additional infonnation con¬cerning the aims and methods of theUnion will be volunteered.Membership in the Union is opento all who are in agreement with oneor more planks of the ASU’s plat¬form. Select Jane Meyers Queen toReign at Pep Session, DanceSelect Linn, O’Hara andSmith to Judge VictoryVanities’ Skits.All able freshmen men are ask¬ed to report to The Daily Maroonoffice this afternoon at 3:30. Mo¬tor trucks will be provided to aidin gathering wood for the Cere¬monial bonfire tomorrow night.Blond, grey-eyed, 106 pound fresh¬man Jane Myers is the first Home¬coming queen in the history of theUniversity. She w'as chosen fromnine semi-finalists yesterday by acommittee composed of three metro¬politan newspaper photographers andfour newspaper reporters assigned tocover the event. Immediately afterthe choice she was posed with co¬captains Sam Whiteside and BudJordan of the Maroon football teams.Queen Jane will reign over theCeremonial Pep session and bonfiretomorrow evening at 8:00 in theCircle. Immediately following thisshe will lead a gigantic snake dancefrom the Ceremonial to Ida NoyesHall fordance. the gala Victory VanitiesWilliams Plays at DanceThere Danny Williams and his tenpiece swing band will help the cam¬pus celebrate in preparation for thefootball game, the last of the season,with Illinois Saturday.Between the halves Queen Jane willpresent cups to fraternities winningthe Homecoming decorations contestand the Victory Vanities Varietyshow, presented free to the campustomorrow at 3:30 in Mandel Hall.James Weber Linn, Leon P. Smith,and Frank Hurbei*t O’Hara were yes¬terday chosen to judge the VictoryVanities skits presented by fraterni¬ties and clubs. Martin Miller, pro¬duction manager, ■said' those alreadysigned up may pi*actice in Mandelhall this afternoon, and should seehim at that time.Judge Decorations SaturdayContrary to a statement in yester¬day’s paper, the Homecoming decor¬ations will not be judged till Satur¬day morning. Fraternities are urg¬ed, however, to have the houses dec¬orated by tomorrow night for theBonfire Ceremonial and snake dance.Queen Jane will be introduced tothe campus at the Ceremonial tomor¬row evening at 8. Then she will par¬take in a new ritual in the blazinglight of the fire. Homecoming Queen Advisory BoardChecks FreshmanElection PetitionsJane Meyers...After three long iveekK, Chicagoneu'spapers jhek a ivinner. A meeting of all freshmen who ai'ecirculating petitions for the organiz¬ation of the freshman class will beheld today at 3:30 in The Daily Ma¬roon office in Lexington Hall. Thepurpose of the meeting is to checkon the petitions which are being cir¬culated in large numbers, jn order toprevent duplication of names, and tofoi*m a definite policy for the peti¬tions.The advisory board, composed ofDan Heindel, Julian Kiser, and Lou¬ise Hoyt, will meet A^ith the fresh¬men to explain the aim of the driveand what information is wanted fromthe signers. ,According to a statement fromDean Smith, before the organizationof the class can take place, a largepart of the freshmen must expresstheir desire for such action. Theminimum numbers of petitions hasbeen set at 250, approximately 30 percent of the class. It has been indi¬cated that no class oi’ganization willbe recognized unless it pi-omises tobe more than another dance commit¬tee. Kittredge toDeliver SecondMoody LectureHarvard Scholar Will Talkon “Othello” in MandelHall.Filbey Explains Harper’s Darkness,Defends Library Board’s PolicyAlthough defending the adminis- $500 in order to consti’uct a scaffold-trative stand on eveiy point attackedin yesterday’s Daily Maroon, Emei'yD. Filbey, Dean of Faculties,strengthened the survey by pointingout that while there is no library forthe school of Social Service Adminis¬tration now, one will be provided forthe Winter quarter.Concerning the specific policieswhich were made the subject of an¬alysis, Filbey said that lighting engi¬neers of the Commonwealth EdisonCompany designed the illuminatingsystem installed in the reading roomsof the newer buildings. To him it ap¬peared that criticism by lighting ad¬visers of the Edison Company wasnot clear.The poor light in the main readingroom of Harper library, long the big¬gest cinder in the student eye, wasexplained by facts already self-evi¬dent. Lighting during the day is ob¬tained solely through the windows.The windows have never been washedand to all appearances never will bewashed. Thei’e is more to the reasonthan trite tradition. The fiscalpolicy of the University will not pro¬vide for allocation of the necessaryNationalism Developing in China asResult of Japanese Pressure-PriceBy BYRON MILLERChina today—for the first time inher long, patch-quilt history—sips ofNationalism, but hesitates to drink itdown, according to Ernest B. Price,Director of International House.“During the last five years,” de¬clared Dr. Price, who resided inChina for more than a decade, “amarked national feeling has develop¬ed as a reaction to the increasingpressure of Japan. This nationalismis expressing itself in a number ofways, most significantly, I think,in the growth of the centralpower in Nanking. Its expression ismuch in evidence in the fields of com¬munication and transportation—not¬ably in the line between Hankow andCanton.”From the domestic standpoint. Dr.Price views with approval the re¬newed interest of the goverment inthe individual citizen, particularlythe Chinese peasant. Taxes, he un¬derstands from the nearly weeklyvisits of Chinese visitors, while stillonerous, are gradually being removedfrom the arbitrary jurisdiction of lo¬cal officers in a drive toward consoli¬dation.Over against these favoiable as¬pects of the growing national feeling.Dr. Price sees a danger in the Chi¬nese belief that military power is anessential component of nationalism.“One of the great virtues of theChinese people,” Dr. Price statedwith regard to this danger, “has beentheir traditional insistence upon therelative superiority of reason toforce. It would be unfortunate ifthey as a people should be led to a-bandon this philosophy.”“The second threat comes from theover-concentration of power in the/\T rMQ n cmsill group,” he continued. “General Chi-ang Kai-Shek is unquestionably adictator. The question is whether hecan retain that grasp of a ‘feelingfor the people,’ the loss of which hasspelled defeat for Chinese leaders ofthe past.”“There is the question of active re¬sistance to Japan. It all depends up¬on whether the people as a whole areconvinced that this is the only wayto preserve the things without whichthey think life is not worth while.Whether the Chinese have reachedthis decision, I am unable to say. Idon’t think anyone knows.”Leaves UniversityThornton Wilder.. .“Ringma.'iter" cracks quip; nov¬elist vanishes. ing to the windows. By way ofsimple defense, it was pointed outthat in Europe, home of the Gothic,buildings of that style never havetheir windows washed, nor is it everintended that they be washed.Add to Cobb Library“More books have been bought forCobb,” Filbey said. “We have an ad¬visory boai’d for the libraries whosesole function is to review the re¬quests and make allotments for thepurchase of additional volumes. Themoney is taken from a special bookpurchasing fund.”In elaborating on the responsibilityof the board, Filbey stated that itis their policy to eliminate especialweaknesses in the various stacks.Various balances have to be main¬tained between those departmentswhere stress is on research works andthose whose requirements are limitedto standard texts. Practically no booksare purchased for the libraries whena course prescribes their acquisitionby students.Policy to Employ StudentsFilbey concluded by- pointing outthat it is administrative policy toemploy student help throughout theUniversity wherever possible, insteadof hiring experienced outside people.He stated that $30,000 was spent an¬nually on the library pay roll.^Ringmaster^ QuipsRaise Question ofWhere is Wilder?^As shrouded in mystery as his pres¬ent whereabouts, are the authors ofthe devastating comment which ac¬companied the caricature of ThorntonWilder, former (?) professorial lec¬turer at the University, in a recentissue of Ringmaster. The caricature,which is here reproduced throughpersonal permission of Harry Mc¬Guire, editor of the magazine, wasdrawn by Howard Taylor of Ring¬master's staff.Wilder is EverywhereWilder’s whereabouts is harder todetermine. He has a temporary leaveof absence. He has resigned perma¬nently. He is in California, writingscenarios. He is in Connecticut writ¬ing a book. He is abroad. Ronald S.Crane, chairman of the English De.partment, doesn’t know. The Presi¬dent’s office isn’t sure. Nels Fuquacan’t be found. There the mattersrests.Except that under the caption,“Ladies of the West—Wilder’s YourDestination” Ringmaster had the fol¬lowing to say:Thornton Wilder was tripping shy¬ly fi'om one litei-ary peak to anotherwhen The Bridge of San Luis Regbusted wide open and dropped himinto the laps of the ladies’ clubs. Theladies liked that and he liked it too.He had just the right mixture ofself-consciousness and apparent cos¬mopolitanism to appeal to them, andthey gave him gold medals “for beau¬tiful writing.” But then that horrid(Continued on Page 3) George Lyman Kittredge, retiredprofessor of English of Harvard Uni¬versity, will deliver the second ofthis year’s series of Moody Founda¬tion lectures, on “Othello,” in LeonMandel Hall, Tuesday, November 24,at 8:15.Tickets will be available at the in¬formation desk in the Press buildingtomorrow. The tickets are free ofcharge, but admission is only byguest ticket.Professor Kittredge was educatedat Harvard, receiving his bachelor’sdegree in 1882. Since that time hehas received a doctorate of Lawsfrom the University of Chicago in1901, doctor of Letters from Harvardin 1927, as well as similar degreesfrom Yale and Oxford, England.48 Years at HarvardBecoming an instructor of Englishat Harvard in 1888, he remained withthat University as professor of Eng¬lish until his retirement in Septem¬ber of this year.Kittredge is a noted authority onShakespeare and Chaucer. His classin English 22, which requires muchmemorization of selections fromShakespearian works, is one of Har¬vard’s toughest courses. He is wellknown on the Harvard campus forhis punctual dismissal of class. Hisfavoi’ite name among the students ofHai’vard is “Kitty.”Holds Many HonorsProfessor Kittredge is a Fellow ofthe American Academy of Arts andSciences, and a member of the Amer¬ican Philosophical Society. He hasbecome a corresponding Fellow of theBritish Academy, an honorary Fel¬low of the Royal Society of Litera¬ture, and honorary Fellow of JesusCollege, Cambridge, England.Kittredge published in 1894 thebook, “The Language of Chaucer’sTroilus.” He is the author of “OldFarmer and His Almanac,” and “Con¬cise English Grammar.” Perhaps hismost famous book is “Witchcraft inOld and New England,” as well as hisworks on “Chaucer and His Poetry.”William H. SheldonJoins C T S Staff;Speaks on MidwayThe Chicago Theological Seminaryhas added Dr. William H. Sheldon toits teaching staff with the status ofvisiting professor in Psychology.He will give an introductory ad¬dress on “The Religious Function ofPsychology” Monday night at 7:30 inGraham Taylor Hall of the Seminary,which is open to the public. Therewill be a reception in honor of Dr.Sheldon in Joseph Henry GeorgeCommons immediately following thisaddress.Dr. Sheldon is trained it both med¬icine and psychology, and has special¬ized in psychiatry and children’s med¬icine. He holds the degrees of Ph.D.and M.D. from the University andformerly taught here. He has studiedabroad.His recent book, “Psychology andthe Promethean Will,” has attractedwide and favorable attention.“The Psychological Approach toReligious Education” will be given inthe Winter quarter as his first courseavailable to Seminary students. Hewill also share with Mr. Boison andProfessor McGiffert in a seminar onthe Problem of Conflict, open to fac¬ulty and advanced students.In the Spring quarter. Dr. Sheldonwill offer a course on “The Emotion¬al Development of Children” and willshare with Mr. Beatty and PresidentPalmer in a course on “PastoralCounseling from a Psychiatric Stand¬point.”NOTICEThe Daily Maroon will pay fivecents each for the first fifty copiesof The Daily Maroon of October30th.Bring the papers into the Ma¬roon office in Lexington Hall be¬tween 2 and 5 today.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1936FOUNDED IN 1901Member Associated Collegiate PressThe Daily Maroon is the oflBcial student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday, Sun¬day, and Monday during the Autumn, Winter, and Spring quartersby The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University avenue. Tele¬phones: Local 46, and Hyde Park 9221 and 9222.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any contractentered into by The Daily Maroon. All opinions in The Daily Ma¬roon are student opinions, and are not necessarily the views ofthe University administration.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves the rights of publicationof any material appearing in this paper. Subscription rates:12.75 a year; $4 by mail. Single copies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, under the act of March 8, 1879.REPRESENTCD FOR NATIONAL AOVBRTISINO BYNational Advertising Service, Inc.College Publishers Representative420 Madison Ave. New York. N.Y.CHICAOO - BOSTON - SAN FRANCISCOLos ANGELES - PORTLAND • SEATTLEBOARD OF CONTROLJULIAN A. KISER Editor-in-ChiefDONALD ELLIOTT Business ManagerEDWARD S. STERN Managing EditorJOHN G. MORRIS Associate EditorJAMES F. BERNARD.. .Advertising ManagerEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESElRoy Golding Cody PfanstiehlWilliam McNeill Betty RobbinsBUSINESS ASSOCIATESBernard Levine William RubachRobert RosenfelsEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSC. Sharpless Hickman Lewis MillerRex Horton David SchefferHenry Kraybill Marjorie SeifriedDavid Mauzy Bob SpeerByron Miller Howard WichmanSTAFF PHOTOGRAPHERSDavid Eiscndrath Donal HolwayNight Editor: ElRoy D. GoldingAssistants: David M. Schefferand Saul WeismanThursday, November 19, 1936Bernice BartelsEdward FritzSigmund DansigerCharles HoyHarris BeckLaura BergquistMaxine BiesenthalEmmett DeadmanMary DiemerFascist vs. Communist LineupThe crystalization of the international line¬up of Fascist and Communist powers againsteach other in present day Europe has beenthe theme of many competent foreign corre¬spondents during the last few weeks andmonths. The international aspect of Commun¬ism has been patent from the beginning, beingone of the basic elements of Marxist doctrine,although ov'ert expression has been slight dueto pressure of internal problems in Russia. Theinternational solidarity of Fascism has ivaitedupon the Spanish civil war to manifest itself,but has done so convincingly.The opposition between the two is an oppo¬sition between two systems of belief, a phe¬nomenon not new to Europe. In the 16th cen¬tury a comparable lineup took place betweenCalvinist and Catholic powers, with hostilityas bitter as that of Fascist for Communist to¬day.The parallel may be pressed further. Calvin¬ism and its milder forerunner, Lutheranism,were revolts against the established order inreligion, and introduced a new level of intensityof emotional attachment to a set of abstractbeliefs to the Europe of their day. The Cath¬olicism of the counter-reformation was a mili¬tant, profoundly changed form of the old orderin religion, with the cankers somewhat reduced,and the new techniques of religious instructiontaken over from the Calvinists.The result w^as two fanatic, antagonisticgroups, distinguished only by differences intheology which today seem unimportant; alikein their insistence on absolute uniformity ofbelief, the possession of elaborate school sys¬tems for indoctrination of the young, the in¬tensity of devotion they aroused in their ad¬herents, and in their use of ^.ostract principlesas the unifying agent.Taken over from the religious to the eco¬nomic field, this gives a fhirly apposite descrip¬tion of the antagonism of modern Fascism andCommunism. Communism is a revolt againstthe established economic, order introducing anew and more intense nationalism centeredaround a set of principles as well as a flag inRussia. Fascism is a militant, profoundlychanged form of the old order, with some ofThe ABC’sPurposes of UniversitiesModern universities in my opinion can serve twoprimary functions. One is to acquaint the student withhistory so as to give him a background upon which tobuild his life and to develop the future. The second isto teach the nation’s youth how to find the true factsand once having them, to evaluate them so that wemight progress, Harold L. Ickes,Secretary of the Interior. the worse cankers of free exploitation removed.Both systems demand the complete subjectionof the individual to the state, and the renun¬ciation of individual liberty; both use propa¬ganda to a degree formerly unknown; botharouse a new fanaticism among their adherentswhich far excels in intensity the 19th centuryEuropean nationalism. Further, the two arebitterly opposed to each other, and every dayopen war between the representatives of thetwo ideologies seems to come closer.We can even see the duplicate of the mod¬ern liberal in the religious welter of the six-tenth century. The Humanists who wishedmoderate reform within the old organization,loathed fanaticism as manifested by the grad¬uates of the Geneva academy and the Jesuitseminaries.Only after the bitter wars of religion haddesolated Europe for lialf a century did thecry for toleration rise to overwhelming inten¬sity, and the final solution of religious tolera¬tion did not become firmly established until theinterest of men turned to other fields—eco¬nomics, Imperialism, nationalism.We can even picture the final solution of theconflict between Fascism and Communism inequivalent terms. Group ownership and man¬agement is not of necessity incompatible withcapitalistic ownership and production in thesame society. It is conceivable that, in somestates at least, the two systems could exist sideby side and the individual buy and sell withwhom he wills, but judging from the presentday temper of Fascists and Communists alike,this solution is far off.The speculation, although based on super¬ficial knowledge, is at least interesting, andgives a point of view from which to evaluatethe confused and confusing events of the con¬temporary world.—W.H.McN.The Travelling BazaarBy DAVE EISENDRATHCody is too busy so I’m gonna do a Bazaar and writeall of the verse I’ve wanted to run in the Maroon for thepast five years. Having been on every campus publi¬cation, I think I ought to be able to write a Bazaaronce anyway.Years and years ago when Barden was Editor Iwanted to run this only Barden, of course, wouldn’tlet me:Richman, poorman. beggarman, thief—John P. Barden, Eklitor in Chief:Answers letters commentorialIn typical Barden Editorial.And then, let’s see—oh yes—last year, surprisinglyenough, the Maroon had a girl for news-editor. HowJeanne Stolte happened to get the position over theumpteen and one males trying out for it can be shownmerely by the fact that she had what it took. Andshe—being news-editor, of course wouldn’t let me runthis—and so maybe they’ll make a Blackfriars song outof it—changing 95 per cent of the words and 105 percent of the tune:The Maroon has a lass,Yes, a girl who has class.Who’s a hard working news-ed of sorts.And she edits the newsFrom the band’s latest bluesTo rhetorical theses on sports:Of dances, elections.And changing of sectionsFrom classroom to classroom, you know.And of rushings and pledgingsOf Freshmanish fledgelingsWhose Fathers are rolling in dough;Of groups and committees.And other big citiesAnd news of the Proxy, THE Hutch.And of stratosphere trips.And of coming to gripsWith the anti-viv’sectors and such.Of teachers and speakersAnd faculty preachersW'ho speak in the chapel each weekAnd of clubs and of fratsAnd of this’s and that’sAnd all things of which good news eds speak.Most organizations have chaplains—or at leastsomebody to read services for the dead. Sometimeswe think the Maroon’s been dead and the chaplain withit. Other times we know it is and he, too. However,I do think that I might invoke the following in theBook of All Good Prayers:Give us this day our Daily. BredBy collegians to be re(a)d;Yes, published for the college (M)assesAnd read by students during classes.Do you read the ads? The jokes?Do you think features are a hoax?Do you like theater commetorial?Do you read pointless editorial?Nibble, nibble. Campus Yambs,At features written up by hams:We’d rather have you read MaroonThan yellow Hearst or red Tribune.(Chicago’s papers all are honeys;That’s why I only read the funnies!)There’s no point in this going on and on and on—so I’ll spin my baton around Cody’s head again and gohome. Lettersto the EditorFRESHMAN COMPLAINTEditor,The Daily Maroon:Thank you. Dean Smith, for offer¬ing us Freshmen a board of electioncommissioners to “assist the Fresh¬men in clarifying their own minds asto what they want,’’ and “to havecharge of any selection made.” Wefully recognize the capabilities of theboard chosen; that they have the ex¬perience backing them to be able tooffer us some really constructive ad¬vice , . . But we feel that “TheOld Refrain” argument offered in theDaily Maroon last Tuesday stands indirect conflict with the basic idea wehave already formulated through ourbrief careers here at the University—the idea that we are capable ofmaking up otir own minds.Not a few times have upper-class¬men scoffed at our enthusiastic talkabout a class organization for Fresh¬men. Perhaps they are right, perhapsnot—that we can find out for our¬selves: we don’t need any upper¬classmen to help us find it out. Weare willing to take the chance andpossibly “waste” some of our timedoing so. We want to experience our¬selves, not have a possible dictato¬rial board “experience” us.Let us alone get the benefit ofExperience—She is our best teacher.A Freshman.Apparently our Freshman letter-writer ^misunderstands the way inwhich the problem of Freshman classorganization has been handled. ALtlwugh perhaps skeptical of the wholeidea, neither Dean Smith nor the Ma¬roon in any way oppose a class or¬ganization among Freshmen. We onlyfeel that it should be demonstratedthat a large group in the class, andnot just a small faction, definitelywant such an organization. That isthe purpose of the petition. Beyondthat, we do not wish to dictate to theFreshman class on how they go aboutsetting up their organization exceptto see that it is fairly done. Mr.Heindel, Miss Hoyt, and myself willserve as an advisory board and noth¬ing more.—Ed.ARM-CHAIR PHILOSOPHERRAMBLES ONEditor,The Daily Maroon:' “A little learning is a dangerousthing.” Golding represents a largebody of students who have neitherdrunk deep nor abstained. Of thisbody the most interesting section isprobably the “Addled by Adler” peo¬ple, the people midway in the processof learning from Adler., The falsewisdom of vulgar pragmatism hasbeen washed from beneath them, andthey have been established on thefirmer rock of first principles. Theylearn how to follow precise reason¬ing to a conclusion. Then they fallin love with the analytic method, theytry to cut away science from its sub¬ject matter and worship it in se. Theyforget the exquisite monism of na¬ture, a monism that can be under¬stood only in terms of contradictories—form and matter, one and many,all the disjunctives of metaphysics.So they forget what the paradox isand what the whole nature of truthis, and they pursue the straightpaths of analysis without synthesis.They come to the point where theycan understand no terms but theirown. Then everything else becomesfalse; all the greatest philosophers seem to be talking the purest non¬sense, except Aristotle and Aquinas.This is' where the disciple oftenstops. There are on campus threeprominent sets of disciples, the Aris¬totelians, the Thomists, and the Marx¬ists, and each think they have a cor¬ner on truth. They have; but eachhas a different corner. Why is it sohard to see that each system, per¬fectly understood on its own level, istrue? Why are the systems not seento be in the highest sense supple¬mentary, not contradictory? Errorsin reasoning, and gross errors in ob¬servation, are easy enough to see andcorrect when one has trained himselfin straight thinking; the other errorsthat we rail at are faults in our ownunderstanding, failure to see what is meant and at what level it is true. Thewise man’s task must be the reconcil.iation or synthesis of seeming contra¬dictions, and the ordering of piecesof truth. Yet this is what is so hardto see, hard for all but the naive andthe very wise, and it is because wedon’t see it clearly that we go aboutattacking propositions that containanother part of truth than the partwe think most important, even attack¬ing the people who state those propo¬sitions. All this is what Ashley andI tried to show in a letter to the Ma¬roon last week. And we are grate¬ful to Golding for telling him whoruns how silly are squabbles over thetruth. I must only ask him to remem¬ber it.THEGREATJohnMcCormackOrchestra HallSunday, Nov. 29at 3:30Seats: 83c to $2.75at Information office Leo Shields.Chicago City Opera Co.Jason F. WhitnrrPresident Paul LongoneGen’l ManagerFri. Eve., Nov. 2CARMEN — Wettergren (Debut),Tokatyan.Sal. MatNov. 21 Sat. Eve.Nov. 21FAUST, with M I G N O N-Jepson, Barova. Glade, Antoine,Schipa.Mon. Eve., Nov. 23BARBER OF SEVILLE — An¬toine, Schipa.Tues. Eve., Nov’. 24(Special Performance)LA BOHEME — Galli-Curci6 Weeks of Grand Operato December 12Seats at Information OfficePrices 75c to $4.00Civic Opera House Randolph 9229Dana QuintetWorld Famous Singing EnsembleRevellers — Comedians --- HarmonizersStudebaker TheaterSunday Afternoon November 22—3:30 P.M.Seats 55c-$2.20 at Information OfficeThe 1936-37Student DirectoryGoing FastGsntainsNamesClassificationHome addressesCampus addressesCampus phone no.Fraternity orclub affiliations 25FREE WITH SUBSCRIPTIONSTO THE 1937 CAP & GOWNNOTE:—Subscription holders may ob¬tain their Free Copies only at the CAP& GOWN OFFICE. on Sale atU. of C. BookstoreWoodworth's BookstoreInformation DeskReader's Drug StoreCobb Hall (Tailor Tom)Mandel HallLaw SchoolBusiness SchoolHarperCap 6c Gown OfficeTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1936Drummer’s VanityDroves Handicapfor Photographer“I had trouble trying to get a cam¬era shot of the drummer in XavierCugat’s orchestra, who refused topose until he had shaved and felt hewa.s turning his best face toward tothe camera,” recounted Arthur Ed¬wards, graduate student in the Schoolof Art, who has five of his shots ondisplay at the International LeicaCamera Exhibit at the Black.stoneHotel this week.His camera portraits were selectedby a local committee on photographywith fifty other camera arti.sts torepresent Chicago in this nation-widedisplay of photographers which orig-jinated in New York, and is now tour-'ing the country. His pictures include!scenes taken of Fletcher Anderson’sband, the Brookfield Zoo, burlesque,'a man cutting a record at the Bruns¬wick recording company, and a girlyawning. The girl had been posing'for Edw’ards, and was beginning toigrow weary. Ju.st as she yawned hesnapixul her, “That was the mostnatural shot I took that day,’ helaughed. |Seeking the ordinary and naturalinstead of the unusual has been the'aim of Edwards. The trend from|drawings to photography in commer-;cial advertising has been an incentive'to achieve everyday scenes. How’ever,e.xact reproduction in photography isgradually being replaced by illusion-!ary effects, like those of the Impres¬sionist painters of the latter nine¬teenth century. iAt pi'esent Edwards is studying theeffects of painting on photography,and that of photography on painting,;to determine more effective ways ofl)utting still life scenes on film. 'Wilder Ii(Continued from Page 1) ^Mike Gold of the East Side blew anicy blast of denunciation that madeeven the gilded drawing rooms of theilowagers seem chilly, and the funended. So now we have a new Thorn-1ton Wilder; the impeccable lavenderprose of his earlier period has beensucceeded by an awkward American-e.se that rings with a faintly false |chime. 1Enjoys Playing Handball jFor six years he has been the Uni¬versity of Chicago’s captive novelist.Being a professional sincere guy, hegives the students all of his time theywant, and is constantly at the mercyof gaunt women who bring himnovels from Oregon or the Ozarks. Hegreets everyone on the campus withboisterous timidity as he .scampersfrom one Gothic pile to another.You’d think he got enough exerciseiust running from building to build¬ing, or doing the whirling dervish inhis classroom, but after Gene Tun-ney told him that handball was asgood for novelists as it is for boxershe decided to take it up, and almo.stevery afternoon you can find him onthe courts playing with red-facedearnestness.Can’t Understand Stein jFast year he sponsored GertrudeStein on the campus, and carried hisadmiration to the extent of writinga preface to her latest volume of in-coheientisms. He admits he can’t un¬derstand her but that she’s perfect¬ly wonderful anyway, and a bell-ring¬ing genius. So he becomes anotheradmirer who can get free dinners ather house every time he goes to Paris.This will come in handy, as he travelsa^ great deal. He spent his boyhood inChina, and since graduation fromYale has tried to cover the rest ofthe known world. He hits Hollywoodnot infrequently these days, andfloors the movie people with his brightconversation. He is often a guest atMabel Dodge Luhan’s lion-farm inTaos, New Mexico.(CopyriKht, 1936, Riniinaiter)Cox Expects Returnof Prosperity SoonGarfield V. Cox, Professor of Fi¬nance, last night predicted furtherreturn of prosperity during 1937, inconcluding a series of lectures on“Current Trends in Business.” Thelectui-es were given at the Art Insti¬tute by the faculty of the School ofBusiness.Professor Cox stated that the out¬look for building construction, expan¬sion of power facilities, rehabilitationof railroads and modernization of in¬dustrial equipment was particularlyfavorable, and that although strikesmay hamper some industries andrapid wage increases result in sell¬ing prices high enough to handicapconsumption, nothing less than a ma¬jor war will be sufficient to reversethe present trend toward better times. * * *By CODY PFANSTIEHLHI Gamma Delta is a fraternity of 16 actives and five pledges—one ofthe smaller houses according to numbers. Of these 21 members, fiveare listed by the fraternity as being in activities.The Phi Gams have two members in Crossed Cannon, military honorarysociety, one ofwhom was lastyear’s 175 intramu¬ral wrestling cham¬pion; a junior onthe football squad;and a man on thegymnastics and ten¬nis teams and inBlackfriars. Theyalso have a man inthe Sophomore hon¬orary society. Skulland Crescent. This,however, is true ofevery fraternity ex¬cept two, since eachhouse has one ortwo men in the so¬ciety, depending up¬on the population ofthe fraternity.Phi Gamma Delta won the cup awarded for quality of voice in the annualInterfraternity sing last June. This group also won the fraternity intra¬mural wrestling tournment.Expenses are three dollars monthly pledge fee, $60 initiation charge, $22.50for active outside the house, and $40 for actives living inside the house. Theliving and pledge costs are a bit below average, the others a little above.♦ * ♦It is possible in these “articles only to give the outer, more physical at¬tributes of a fraternity—cost, list of activities, number of members, and thecampus reputations of these groups.But more important than any of these are two criteria which cannot beembodied in words: that subtle element called spirit that permeates everyfraternity,*and the personalities of the individual members. These thefreshman will have to discover for himself.Phi Gamma Delta is not rich in activities, nor is it known as a definite“type”. But that this group is highly cooperative in intra-fraternity life isshown by the two Greek championships mentioned above. This fraternity,then, as do many others, possesses for the most part qualities which mustbe investigated personally.PHI GAMMA DELTA.■)61;i University AvenueLiving Quarters forStudents Providedbv Housing BureauTo provide suitable living-quartersfor two thousand students each quar¬ter is the task faced by the HousingBureau, conducted by Marjorie Et-nyre under supervision of the Bur¬sar. It is estimate<l that nearly nine¬ty per cent of students who do notlive at home employ the services ofthis agency, or are referred by it toInternational House.In the University dormitories theBureau reports a cajiacity occupancythis fall of 586 in the four halls formen and 363 in the six for women.Thirty-two others are living in apart¬ments furnished by the University especially for married students. Ap¬proximately 500 students, in addition,have found rooms in private homesand agencies registered with theBureau. Such accommodations areinspected, listed, and classified by theBureau. Although room assignmentsin International House are handledby its director, many of the 500 nowin residence have been referred thereby the Bureau.That this quarter is typical in theamount of w’ork placed upon the Bu¬reau is shown by the fact that theonly appreciable difference from lastyear in number of .students lodged isan increase of 27 in the men’s dormi¬tories. Although during most of theyear the Bureau is a one-person or¬ganization under Miss Etnyre, therush periods at the beginning of eachquarter necessitate the help of fromtwo to four additional woi’kers. Theology Studentsto Broadcast ‘Paul’Students of the Chicago Theologi¬cal Seminary will broadcast over thestations of the Affiliated Broadcast¬ing company at 2:30 Sunday.Two numbers by the Bond ChapelChoir under the direction of Profes¬sor Cecil M. Smith, and a twentyminute play entitled, “Paul,” writtenby James Peterson last spring in theTheological Seminary play-writingcontest, will compose the program.Professor Eastman will make briefintroductory and concluding remarksconcerning the Seminary.The cast of the play will includeEdward Manthel, Clayton Gill, DonBourne, John Hanchett, Ralph Hys-lop, George Marshfield, and ElmoWolfe.Chicago stations which belong tothe affiliated chain are WIND andWJJD.Invite Students toArtists’ MasqueradeUniversity students have been in¬vited to attend the Artists’ Ball,.scheduled for Saturday, November 28,at the Drake Hotel. This year theVincent Van Gogh period has beenchosen as a motif for decorationsand costumes.A highlight of the ball will be thepersonal apiiearance, as a guest ofhonor, of Irving Stone, the notedyoung author whose book “Lust forLife,” a biography of Van Gogh, hadmuch to do with the present popu¬larity of the works of the Dutchpainter.Costumes and decorations willprobably be influenced by the vividVan Gogh yellows, blues, and redsas well as the portrait characters,such as the celebrated “Postman.”Other artists of the Van Gogh period,Gaugnjin* Tolouse-Lautrec, Cezanne,and Degas, will also be included.As prizes for the best costumes.Van Gogh prints and bound volumesof recent books on his works will beawarded. The regular rate of $3 percouple will be reduced to $2 for stu¬dents. Tickets may be obtained at theInformation office.Set Deadline forMauritzson EssaysMay 1, 1937, is to be the deadlinefor manuscripts entered in the JulesMauritzson Awards for Undergrad¬uate Studies in Scandianavian Cul¬ture contest to be conducted at Au-gustana College. Details may be se-cured at The Daily Maroon office.The judges will be appointed by acommittee of members of the College,which will also approve propo.sed sub¬jects of essays.Students interested in the contest,which offers three prizes of $50, $35,and $25 each, should write to thesecretary of the Mauritzson Memo¬rial Committee, Augustana College,for further details.in buying Arrow "seamlesscrotch" shorts. The Erie hasa complete stock of Arrowshorts with the french back.Make The Erie your head¬quarters for Arrow products. Nothing short ofcomfort!You'll never know real comfort until you tryArrow Shorts. Tailored with ample room foraction. Seamless crotch—no binding or pulling,—long-wearing fine fabric. Sanforized shrunk.See your Arrow dealer today.Shorts 650 up^ke C^rieCLOTHING CO.837-39 E. 63rd SI.open every evening Undershirts 500 up Today on theQuadranglesLECTURES“History Has a Muse”. Dr. String-fellow Barr. Social Science 122. 7:30.“The National Preaching Mission.”Mr. Henry L. Henroid. Divinity Chap¬el. 12.MEETINGSYWCA Public Affairs Group. Al¬umnae room, Ida Noyes. 3:30.Calvert Club. Room A, Ida Noyes.4.Christian Fellowship. Room A, IdaNoyes. 7:30.Choir Rehearsal for new members.Reynolds Club. 7:15.Band Rehearsal. West Stand, StaggField, 6:30.Psychology Club. PsychologyBuilding 2a. 4:30.Blackfriars. Interviews for Juniormanagers. Room B of Reynolds clubat 2:30.MISCELLANEOUSIntramural Touchball Finals. Bar¬risters vs. Psi U. Greenwood Field.3.Dramatic Association tea. MitchellTower. 4-5:30.Dramatic .4ssociation FreshmanPlays. Reynolds Club Theater. 8:30Phonograph Concert. Quintet in BMinor by Brahms—Lener StringQuartet under the direction ofCharles Draper. Social Science As¬sembly. 12:30. Page ThreePhi Beta Delta. Dinner and Dance.6.Theological Seminary Dinner. JohnA. MacKay, speaker. Kimbark House.5:55.REGISTRATIONThe schedule of advance registra¬tion is as follows:The Division of the Biological Sci¬ences—November 30 to December 5.The Division of the Humanities—November 30 to December 5.The Division of the Social Sciences—December 7 to 12.The Division of the Physical Sci¬ences—December 7 to 12.WOOD GATHERINGAll able freshmen men meet atMaroon office in Lexington hall(across from Kelly, Green andBeecher) at 3:30. Trucks w'ill be pro¬vided but private cars also needed.VICTORY VANITIESMandel hall open for practice thisafternoon.formal Q)ress at ike ^atlWhether you go in tails or tux, the smartest formal outfit youcan wear is made by Hart, Schaffner & Marx. The "SurreyTails" exhibits the finest taste in full dress wear.. .correctlytailored and distinctively styled by Robert Surrey. The"Tuxedo", another style innovation by Robert Surrey, ispopular because it's new in formal dress. And the price ofeither will place formal affairs vrithin your means this year.Surrey ^ails” *^^ke ^uxe^o«39«> *>35“by Hart, Schaffner & Marx• Ofccessoriei for £/venin(j (Wear •Florsheim patent leather oxfords $8.75Manhattan dress shirts $2.50White or black waistcoats... $5.00Evening sets $1 -$5Homburg hats $4 - $7.50White silk mufflers $l-$5White gloves $l-$3.50^ke iyrieCLOTHING CO.837-39 EAST 63rd STREETOpen Every EveningPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1936Fifth RowCenter« « *By C. Sharpless Hickman♦ ♦ ♦“Call It a Day,” Dodie Smith’scomedy starring Philip Merivale andGladys Cooper, is one of the mostagreeable and plausible light produc¬tions to have been seen here in manya day.This charming comedy of uppermiddle-class English family life es¬capes a trouble apparent in most ofour present-day “froth” plays—espe¬cially those by Behman and Barryand Coward—in that it is never forc¬ed in its humor and never moral ormoody in its theme.Why it is that a playw'right who iswriting a comedy always feels hemust strengthen it, or give it a raisond’etre, by inserting moral pointers?Such tactics only detract from thenarrative humorous values of theplay, and weaken the play in the eyesof the spectator by making him feelthat because the author himself feltthe play weak he has given it thismoral toning.« « *When I say this I do not speak ofthe “morals and manners” type ofcomedy by Noel Coward. The use ofthe word “morals” in this sense is notused in the same .sense as I use it.Often, however, such a play does con¬tain this moral tone.“Call It a Day” depicts sixteenhours in the life of a family consist¬ing of father, mother, two girls anda boy, plus the kitchen help—and theoutsiders who spell confusion to thegroup. It is a natural type of playin that it concerns actions which allof us have or will have gone thi*ough.Its only change from what might al¬most be a stenographic record of onefamily’s actions is th^t these actionshave been condensed for dramaticvalue into one day’s duration.It will probably sound banal whenone hears that hubby falls in lovewith the actress whose income-taxreturns he is making up, that motherfalls in love with the brother of herbe.<t friend, that sonny falls in lovewith the girl next door, that oldersister falls (or is throwm) out of lovewith the painter doing her portrait,and that the maid is dearly interestedin the butler next door. Oh, yes—younger sister is in love with Roset-ti—but being dead he doesn’t matter.However, all these minor pin pricksby a cupid who must have, in thisinstance, had a hangover, are sowell recorded, so smoothly integrated,and so convincing in their workingout that banality is certainly not theword to connect with the play, evensuperficially.* # «There is nothing striking in play,production or interpretation. Onecannot come from the Grand OperaHouse “Oooooing” and “Aaaaahing”over any dramatic climax. But thevery leisurely way in which the castgoes through the play is in keepingwith the very leisurely pace of thepiece itself. Mr. Merivale’s husbandis a far, far cry from his Bothwellor his Washington or his Othello. Butit is probably one of the finest thingshe has ever done. Gladys Cooper, andthe rest of the cast are all equallyconvincing. We especially call yourattention to the gentleman who takesthe part of the painter—in fact wethink this scene is “tops” in the eve¬ning’s entertainment.Just because the George JeanNathans of Chicago have not raisedany newspaper or newstand roofsabout this play is no reason to thinkit should be missed. A quiet eveningin the theatre can often be as pleas¬urable as one in which the weight ofthe world is throw'n on the specta¬tor’s shoulders.Hold Fashion Contestfor University WomenVogue magazine has announced itssecond Prix de Paris contest inwhich University women are giventhe oi)portunity to express their tal¬ents in the creation of fashions. Inthe first competition, Rena Nelson,a graduate of the University, wasone of the prize-winners, and is nowon the editorial .<taff of Foshion^'i oftheOpen to senior women of accreditedcolleges and Universities throughoutthe country, the contest requires, forentrance, only an interest in fash¬ions and the ability to write withoriginality.Applications must be in by Noverri-ber oO. Further information may beobtained from Mrs. Carr in the Of¬fice of the Dean. Present SlavonicNight Program atInternational HouseScenes from old Europe will berecreated at International House Sat¬urday at 8:30, when the SlavdinicClub presents “Slavonic Night,” wifliOlga Vulcmirovidh, Jasna Bjankini,Mischa Koltunoff and Rae Koltunoff.The program will include a farcecomedy, “Proposal of Marriage,”Russian and Caucasian folk songs byMr. and Mrs. Koltunoff and Slavonicdances. Mr. Bjankini will accomp¬any Miss Vukmirovich, when she of¬fers selections from famous Slavonicoperas. Following this, he will pre¬sent several piano solos.The entertainment will concludewith the singing of Jugoslav nationalsongs, after which the audience willdance to the music of Sam Kissin’sorchestra.The artists, Mischa and Rae Kolt¬unoff, are famous interpreters ofsong, having achieved internationalfame on the stage and radio. Ma¬dame Vukmirovich is a world famousopera star who comes here after asuccessful tour through the leadingopera centers of Europe. Jasna Bjan¬kini has become famous through hisplaying with some of the greatestSymphony orchestras in the world.Students Work forKnowledge Insteadof Credits—Babcock“I am delighted to find students inmy classes who are taking coursesfor the definite purpose of developingskill and accuracy in the languageinstead of studying for credits,” Bab¬cock, newly appointed assistant pro¬fessor of Romance Languages in theCollege said with enthusiasm.Mr. Babcock has come from theUniversity of Iowa, where he taughtromance languages for seven years.He received his Bachelor’s degree atthe University of Arkansas, and hisMasters’ and Doctor’s at Iowa, in ro¬mance languages.From the summer of 1932 thi'oughthe summer of 1933, Mr. Babcockstudied abroad at the University ofMadrid, in Spain, and at the Sor-bonne in Paris. When asked if therewere any evidences of unrest appar¬ent in Spain at that time, whichmight have led to the present revo¬lution, Mr. Babcock replied, “Thenew Republic had been in operationfor one year when I was there, andeven after that short period of timethere were critics of the government.”There were, however, no violent dis¬turbances while Mr. Babcock attend¬ed the University of Madrid, wherethe cannons are now raining shellsceaselessly.Mr. Babcock was reluctant to statehis impression of the University. “Itis so soon after I have arrived,” heexplained apologetically. The courseswhich he will teach this year, are,Spanish 101, 102, 103, and Spanish104, 105, lOfi.At OtherSchools* • *A campus photographer at theUniversity of Southern Californiahas recently invented a machine thatwill turn out photostatic duplicatesof 2000 grade cards- daily. After threemonths’ work and 100 dollars ex¬pense, the photographer has put outa piece of machinery worth $30,000,It worked perfectly in the first trial.* * *When student.s in psychology atDePauw University are asked toeavesdrop on 100 informal studentconservations to determine the fre¬quency of topics discu-ssed, they foundthe opposite sex dominating to theextent of 15 i>er cent. Campus studiestook 13 per cent while the remainingpart was filled with college sports,amusements, and subjects of generalinterest.if * ^“Did you ever see a test tube walk¬ing?”—was the theme song of a vis¬itor at the University of Kansas lastweek. He is one of the 632 men chos¬en to serve as human guinea pigs inthe Vienna Institute of Medical Re¬search eight years ago. Only threeare now alive. For the students whosurvive the twelve years of experi¬ment, there is the proverbial pot ofgold at the end of an elusive rain¬bow.To solve the {)roblem of poor spell¬ing, Washington State Universityhas instituted a spelling clinic in theEngli.sh department. The class willbe open to volunteers as well as stu¬dents failing entrance requirements LaboratoryRow* * 4>By HOWARD WICHMAN♦ ♦ «Today, there i.s a definite necessityfor the fostering of research in thetheoretical sciences. Due to oureconomic system, the pursuit of thesesciences has been greatly hampered,and at times seriously threatenedwith extinction. We need not demon¬strate that the pursuit of pure know¬ledge is a great virtue and should beencouraged for that reason alone. His¬tory has given us a more practicalreason, one which becomes more im¬minent with every passing day.In 1890, Sir William Crookes, the |English scientist, prophesied mathe¬matically that in thirty years fromthat date the world would suffer fam¬ine due to a shortage of nitogen com¬pounds. Crookes’ prophecy was notthat of an idle alarmist, but was thecalculated prediction of a dependablescientist. Yet, today, according toone authority, we could, if necessary,manufacture thousands of tons morenitrogen compound.-^ than w’e coulduse in a year.The problem of a shortage of nitro¬gen compounds should have arisen,and really did arise, shortly afterthe World War. However, Crookesand the rest of the world had notreckoned with the ingenuity of thehuman animal for it seems that acertain type of that animal, thetheoretical scientist, had solved theproblem long before Crookes had eventhought of it. However, the work ofthese theoretical scientists receivedno attention. Little value was at¬tached to it. What value should oneattach to some chemist’s report thatnitrogen could be combined with otherelements in the laboratory?. Thisquestion was answered not so verylong ago when the world clamoredfor nitrogen—in the form of fertili¬zer!Perhaps this incident will help toexplain what we meant by a practi¬cal reason for the encouragement oftheoretical science. Here, scientistshad solved a vital problem of civil¬ization long before that problem hadarisen, without ever a thought of theproblem. We admit that these scien¬tists were not interested in the prac¬tical value of their researches. How-ev’er, in almost every case where apractical problem has been encoun¬tered by humanity, we find that thisproblem had been solved long beforeit came up by these “impractical”scientists.Again, we may tell the story of the“noble” gases, neon, helium, argon,and several others. In 1906, whenscientists were closely studying theproperties of these gases, industrial¬ists raised much doubt as to whetherthese studies should be permitted. Itseemed a waste of time and money.These gases were uninteresting, in¬ert, and could be used for nothing.Yet, today one needs but to passthrough any city in order to see hun¬dreds of neon signs, or one mightlook at any incandescent bulb to dis¬cover the value of argon, which pi*o-longs the life of the bulb immensely.Thus, we must conclude that thetheoretical scientists of today, withtheir study of such useless things as“heavy water”, cosmic rays, and thelike, must not only be encouraged,but actually insured. We know nowthat the study of the properties ofsomething as abstract as interstellarlight may some day prove as valu¬able and necessary as the study ofmagnetic fields by Faraday, a hun¬dred years ago, became to modernsociety.So, as we walk down LaboratoryRow, jierhaps we may pause for amoment in silent tribute to our owntheoretical scientists—our real heroes,for theirs is not the heroism of thespectacular moment; theirs is theheroism of the day to day strugglefor Truth—a heroism so deep, sopure, so tender, as to make us hum¬ble.and incidentally will help professorswho are forced to peruse unreadablethemes.♦ * *An investigator from the Journalof Higher Education has found thatwhen 400 college students were giventhe opportunity to cheat, 42 per centproved to be dishonest. More mencheated than women, and the cheat¬ing increased with the age level, low-ering economic status, lower scholar¬ship, and lower mental ability.RENT A NEW CARDRIVE IT YOURSELFRatesBy—MUe, Day. Week. MonthUNITED SYSTEMOF CHICAGO. Inc.1541 E. (7tb St. DORcheater 7090 South Shore VogueSEVENTY-FIRST STREET AT SOUTH SHORE DRIVEFALLCLEARANCEBeginning ThurHtlay, IVovember IBlhcoatssports furredsuitscampus costumedressessports daytimeeveningdinner formalReductionsVs to V2ALL SALES FINALSouth Shore VogueSEYENTY-FIRST STREET AT SOUTH SHORE DRIVEDAILY MAROON SPORTSNorgren Relys(HI Juniors forCage SuccessOrganized Practice Startsas Soon as Football Re¬leases Regulars.With the opening game of the sea¬son only two weeks away, BasketballCoach Nelson Norgren yesterdayprognosticated that in spite of theloss of Bill Haarlow, the Maroonteam should have a better seasonthan last year.Most of the team have been turn-inp out for practice regularly, but asvet no formal work has been done.Noi jrron has been postponing any reg¬ular practice until the men who areout for football can report and thusstart the squad as a unit.Depend on Sophomoresl.ast year the team had to dependa great deal upon sophomore mater¬ial, while this season these same menwill have a year’s campaign behindthem. According to Norgren the suc¬cess of this year’s team depends uponthe amount of experience these menpained during the last season.In the Northwestern game last |year, the last clash of the season, theteam’s defensive play appeared tohave improved a great deal and it isupon this improvement that Maroonpartisans are basing their hopes.“C” winners who are out for foot¬ball are Bob Fitzgerald and KendallPetersen. These two men appear tobe likely starters at the guard posts.Unky Paul Amundsen appears tohave the inside line on the centerposition.A guard who may be shifted toforward is Morrie Rossin. He earn¬ed his letter last year, and is a veryfast player. Howard Durbin, a juni- Jor who saw plenty of action last year |has also shown promise at the guardpost.Eggemeyer Lead.s Oflfen.seJohnny Eggemeyer, who turned ina tine performance last season iscounted on to go strong again, and |should help fill the gap left by thegraduation of Haarlow at forward. |Several sophomores have been 1working out regularly and it appears Ithat this class will be the mainstay Iof the reserve squad. Bob Cassels, |Jack Mullins, and Jim Lytle are atrio who have been improving theirbasket eye by practice. Bob Meyeris out for football now, but should beout next week.The first game, December 2, is withWheaton college. The season sched¬ule follows:At HomeDecember 2—Wheaton.December 12—Carroll.December 19—Armour Institute.January 2—Notre Dame.January 6—Marquette.January 9—Indiana.January 16—Northwestern.January 18—Michigan.January 30—DePaul.February 6—Loyola.February 13—Illinois.h'ebruary 20—Ohio State.March 6—Minnesota.AwayDecember 6 — Marquette at Mil¬waukee.January 11—Minnesota at Minne¬apolis.January 23—Illinois at Urbana.January 25—Michigan at Ann Ar¬bor.February 1—Ohio State at Colum¬bus.February 8—Indiana at Blooming¬ton.February 27—Northwestern at Ev-1anston.Mater, Bennett SetPace in Rifle ClubLadder TournamentDan Mater, graduate student, hasraised his score to 180 in the RitieClub ladder tournament, to occupyfirst place. Second is Hugh Bennettjust three points behind the leader.In the pistol tournament which isrunning concurrently, George Matou-sek leads the entries with a score of170, 1 point ahead of second placeDave Cox.The club is planning to organizea freshman rifle team for womenwhich will take part in intercollegiatemeets during the winter quarter. Theregular team will engage in its firstmeet of the quarter this week, whenit shoots the first stage of the Il¬linois State Rifle Association’s pro¬gram.The team will consist of HughBennett, Harry Jones, Freeman Mor¬gan and Dan Mater. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1936 Page FiveMaroon Coaches Select Whitesideas Center on All-Conference TeamMaroon coaches agree pretty close¬ly in their choices of all-conferenceteams, according to the selectionsmade for the Daily Maroon yester¬day. By concensus they chose SamWhiteside, Maroon Co-captain for thecenter post, and several selected BudJordan for guard on the second team.Shaughnessy’s selections are asfollows: ends. Nelson of Illinois andW’endt of Ohio State; tackles, Ham¬rick of Ohio and Widseth of Minne¬sota; guard.s, Kuhn of Illinois andSmith of Ohio; center, Whiteside;halfbacks, Isbel of Purdue and Huff¬man of Indiana; quarterback, Wil-kenson of Minnesota; fullback, Jan¬kowski of Wisconsin.Select Two GophersAll the players on this .selectionwere from opponents the Maroonsmeet this year save for the two Min¬nesota representatives. The completeabsence of Northwestern playersfrom the list is noteworthy, whenthe Wildcats have a death grip onthe conference championship.A combination of the selections ofthe Maroon coaches, including Ber-wanger, Lopez, Baker, Anderson, andthe two Maroon captains is as fol¬lows: ends. Nelson, Illinois andWendt, Ohio; tackles, Hamrick, Ohioand Widseth, Minnesota; guards, Reidof Northwestern and Smith, Ohio;Football SeniorsSam WhitesideBy LEWIS MILLERIn the face of Chicago’s rather un¬successful season this year, there hasbeen one Maroon who has .stood outabove all others, and, by reason ofhis excellent leadership and out¬standing play, deserves the highesthonors that can be given a Big TenPlayer. This man is Co-CaptainSam Whiteside. Sam has for threeyears been a regular on Maroonteams, and ranks with the great cen¬ters of the conference.Standing six feet four inches, andweighing 210 pounds, Whiteside ispossessed of every quality whichmakes for a good center. His pass¬ing is always accurate, his offensivecharge, often a weak point of centers,is exceptionally good, and on defensehe is a stone wall.Came from EvanstonWhiteside came to Chicago frofnEvanston High, where he was an all-state center, and he lived up to hisreputation during his freshman year.During his first year of varsitycompetition Sam played guard and,although he had not played this posi¬tion before, his weight and powermade him very valuable.Last year Sam was shifted back tocenter, and really came into his own.He was also shifted to backing upthe line on defense, and it was herethat he played his best defensivegames. Although he is very largeand looks rather slow, Whiteside’swork at backing up the line has beenof All-Conference caliber for the pasttwo years.Excels on DefenseHis deadly accurate tackling, plusthe fact that he is almost impossibleto block, make him a bulwark of thedefense against running plays. Inaddition to this, Sam’s work on passdefense has been very fine. His losswas deeply felt in the Ohio Stategame last year, when two of Ohio’ssecond half touchdown passes werecompleted to the zone which White-side had successfully covered duringthe first half.This year Whiteside has beensomewhat handicapped by the factthat he has had to play tackle on de¬fense part of the time to save a weakknee. When the fact that he hasalso called signals all year is takeninto consideration, Whiteside rankswifhnnt (( peer among Big Tencenters.In addition to his football. White-side is a Marshal, and a member ofOwl and Serpent and Delta KappaEpsilon. He is enrolled in the Schoolof Business, where he has maintaineda B average.Freshman FencersShov/ Much PromiseThis year’s Freshman fencingsquad is much better than last sea¬son’s aspirants for the art of "touche”according to Alvar Hermanson,coach of the squad. Ten freshmen,including some who have had expe¬rience and those who have startedfrom "scratch,” are very promising.Great interest is shown in the activ¬ity by the men. center, Whiteside, Chicago; halfbacks,Isbell, Purdue and Heap, Northwest¬ern; quarterback, Wilkenson, Minne¬sota; fullback, Jankowski, Wiscon¬sin.The second team selection is as fol¬lows: ends, Antil, Minnesota andKovatch, Northwestern; tackles,Woltman, Purdue and Voights, North¬western: guards, Jordan, Chicagoand Kuhn, Illinois; center, Sayre, Il¬linois; halfbacks, Uram, Minnesotaand Huffman, Indiana; quarterback.Dye, Ohio State; fullback, Drake,Purdue.Needless to say neither Whitesidenor Jordan selected themselves, butthe weight of their mentor’s opinionoutweighs theirs.John Shostrum WinsBilliards Tournament;Trowbridge RunnerupThe end of the Reynold’s Club Bil¬liards Tournament Tuesday revealeda new champion in the person ofJohn Shostrum. Shostrum reachedthe top by defeating Richard Trow,bridge, who won the second place po¬sition. The winner stood out by mak¬ing the high run. Third place wentto Neiman in a play-off.Shostrum came to the top ratherunexpectedly. At the beginning ofthis week he was counted out by hav¬ing a forfeit charged against him.It was decided however to prolongthe deadline on the quarterfinals andgive Shostrum a chance to playBrown. After defeating Brown, Shos¬trum bested Rappaport in the semi¬finals.Sponsel Runs in TwoMile Race in MeetRunning unattached, Ken Sponsel,freshman at the University, has en¬tered the Douglas Park track meetthis Saturday. Entered in the novicedivision,’ which'includes all “men un¬der 18, Sponsel’s event will be the 2-mile run.Alan Kringle, sophomore, will par¬ticipate in the cross-country meet inJackson Park Thanksgiving morning.He has entered the 5000 meter grind.I-M Office StartsDormitory TourneyThe Intramural office yesterdayannounced the drawings for the tabletennis tournament for the Residencehalls. The pairings have been madein three brackets, with 20 men ineach bracket. Medals will be awardedfor first, second and third places. Thefirst round deadline is December 2.TheHITCHINGPOSTOpen 24 Hours a DayWAFFLECHEESEBURGERCREAM OMELETSTEAK1552 E. 57th St.N. W. Corner Stoney Island Maroons Work onDefense for IllinoisFlea Flicker PlaysPlaying in freezing weather yes¬terday afternoon, the Maroon regu¬lars received their first taste of II-lini football as the freshman chargesled by Jay Berwanger demonstratedthe formations of the Zuppke men.While the first string men lined upagainst the yearlings on the FieldHouse field, t he remainder of theteam worked out inside.After a brief period in which thefreshmen ran through Illini plays,AUDITORIUMMONDAYNOVEMBER 238:30 P. M.Northwestern UniversityMusic CourseNINOMARTINIWORLD FAMOUSTENORA few Seats in All LocationsSOc, 75c. $1. $1.50. $2. $2.50(No tea)7:00 P. M. LectureLeonard LieblingSeats on Sale For All Ckincerts Now Coach Shaughnessy sent his chargesthrough a long scrimmage. Stressingdefense, the Chicago varsity lineworked on rushing the visiting back-field in an attempt to break up anyof Zuppke’s famed lateral plays.Berwanger Aids FreshmenWith Jay Berwanger, freshmancoach, playing with the yearlings,the varsity had no easy time of it.The former All-American, when not hurling accurate passes, showed thathe had not lost any of his speed.The game Saturday is the wind-upfor eight of the Maroon regulars.Linemen Clarence Wright and BillBosworth, Earl Sappington, HarmonMeigs, Sam Whiteside, Prescott Jor¬dan, and backs Omar Fareed andWari'en "Duke” Skoning, end theircollegiate playing days against Il¬linois.IIMIIIIIII^Copr. 1936 The Azton.Fiiher Tobacco Co., Inc.WE CERTIFY that we have inspect¬ed the Turkish and Domestic Tobaccosblended in TWENTY GRAND cigarettesand find them as fine in smoking qual¬ity as those used in cigarettes costingas much as 50% more."^Signed) Seil, Putt & Rushy Inc. Analytical Laboratoji€$(In collaboration with tobacco expert)ALSO OBTAINABLE IN FLAT FIFTIESPICK-UPAND DELIVERYfERE'S A PLAY with punch and results—a winningtouchdown combination for the railroads! It has todo with the handling of less-than-carload or pack¬age freight. Some railroads have gone into motorli trucking. Others have developed large metal con-tainers that can be swung on and off flat cars. Others haveprovided rail transfer for loaded trucks or trailers. • Allhave combined at length in offering a complete free pick-upand dehvery service, using motor trucks to and from freightstations. This reduces inter-city trucking cind assures railwayresponsibility for the whole movement at no increase overthe previously existing rate for the rail part of the movementalone. • The Illinois Central pioneered among the railroadsin giving free pick-up and delivery universal application.This railroad also led in offer¬ing less-than-Ccurload freightservice via peussenger tredn atfreight rates, in providing freeI»ck-up at the feed-lot for live¬stock awaiting consolidationinto carloads for movement tomarket, in estaHishing over¬night freight service betweenpoints as far apart as Chicagoand Memphis. • In such waysan alert railroad makes its own"breaks" for the touchdownthat insures victory in business. REMINDER . •.Modern railroads operate ondefinite principles—principleswhich have been developed bysifting theories through facts.One major railway principle isthis—it pays to please the pub¬lic. Investments in convenience,comfort, safety, speed are soundinvestments.As users of railway service andas the educational beneficiariesof railway taxes and security en¬dowments, young people shouldfind much of interest in the ap¬plied theories of our progressiverailroads.tUINDIS CEimUU. SYSTEMt~AN ILLINOIS RAILROAD*Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 19, 1936AlumniIn the News♦ ♦ ♦By HARRIS BECKFrom designing hat advertisementsto managing movie corporations, Chi¬cago alumni are making news thisweek.* * *When the play, “Broken Dishes,”was drawing the theater going crowdof Chicago a few weeks ago, littleattention was called to the fact thatits author, Martin Flavin, was agraduate of the University, After asuccessful college career in dramatics,especially in Blackfriars, Flavin leftChicago in 1905 to become vice-pres¬ident of the Star-Peerless Wall PaperMills of Joliet. His next move was tothe presidency of the Pan AmericanWall Paper and Paint Company ofChicago, and then to a directorshipin the Star-Peerless mills.But his main talent lay in the fieldof play writing to which he nowturned, producing such well knowndramas as: “Children of the Moon,”“Achilles Had a Heel,” and “CalebStone’s Death Watch.” Flavin is amember of the Players’ Society ofNew York, the Olympic of San Fran¬cisco, the Authors League of Ameri¬ca, and the Dramatists’ Guild. Hishobby is flying.Kc * ♦In four years Cyprus LeRoy Bald¬ridge progressed from the position ofwaiter at the Commons to Head Mar¬shal of the University. Receiving hisPh.D. in 1911 Baldridge studied artunder Frank Holmes of Chicago, la¬ter going to Europe. W’hile studyingin France the War broke out; heserved first in the French Army andthen in the American ExpeditionaryForces. While in the Army Bald¬ridge painted the famous picture the“Stars and Stripes”.Returning to the United States hebecame an illustrator and book de¬signer, specializing in portraits forstraw hat advertisements. His mostfamous work is included in the Sam¬uel Insull collection of West Africandrawings.* * *Leo Spitz, Ph.D. ’08, J.D. ’10, re¬cently succeeded Merlin B. Ayles-worth as President of R.K.O. moviecorporation. At an early age Spilzbecame a delivery boy for his fatherin his grocery store. After gradu¬ating from the University law schoolcum iaude Spitz took the Barexamination on his twenty-first birth¬day. In 1912 he rented a law officewith Henry Horner, recently reelect¬ed Governor of Illinois.Spitz’s connection with the moviesbegan by managing the legal affairsfor the Lublimer and Trens theaterof Chicago. This company was latertaken over by Balaban and Katz, tobe incorporated with Paramount pic¬tures soon after. Keeping pace withthe advance of this theater companywent Spitz. By 1935 he was directorand first vice president of Paramountpictures. Find Students Spurn Fancy Viands,Stick to Steak, Potatoes, Apple PieExhibit Writings ofNoted PhysiologistIn recognition of the most recentlibrary acquisition, the remainingpapers and instruments of Dr. Wil¬liam Beaumont, first writer on gas¬tric digestion and noted physiologist,the Friends of the Library will holda meeting in the As.sembly Room ofHarper library at 8:30 Friday eve¬ning. At the program, which is opento the public, the entire collection willbe on exhibition.Willoughby G. Walling, head ofthe association, will preside over theprogram of short speeches by Presi¬dent Robert Maynard Hutchins, Dr,Anton J. Carlson, Dr. Arno B. Luck-hardt, and Dr, Selim McArthur. Thecollection, which consists of first edi¬tions, unpublished lectures, surgicalinstruments and pictures, was donat¬ed by the grandson of the pioneerphysiologist. Dr. Beaumont is alsohonored by a bust in the new Physi¬ology building.The Friends of the Library is anorganization aiming to gain completecollections for the University’s li¬braries. It holds meetings severaltimes a year and i)ublishes a pam¬phlet, “The Courier,” three times ayear. By HENRYTomato or chicken soup, countri¬fied steak, mashed potatoes, frozenpeas, milk or coffee, and apple pieconstitute the main ingredients of astudent’s ideal meal, judging fromthe popularity of these items at theUniversity dining halls. Somewhatless popular are meat loaf, dried limabeans, salmon bisque soup, and pieor ice cream of any sort.Food for the University eatingplaces, including Hutchinson Com¬mons, the Cloister Club, Burton andJudson Courts, and the women’s dor¬mitories, is purchased centrallythrough the Commons office in Lex¬ington Hall. According to FlorencePope, director, the same quality offood is purchased for all halls; ratesin the cafeterias are the same foridentical items; and costs of guestmeals in the dormitories are standard¬ized at 40 cents for breakfast, 50cents for lunch, and 70 cents for din¬ner, The Cloister Club, serving manysandwiches, salads, and pastries,tends to cater more to the tastes ofwomen than does Hutchinson Com¬mons.Although the average price of stu¬dent luncheons at the cafeterias (25cents) would seem to show that theindividual campus eater tightens hisbelt after lunch, the total consump¬tion of 600 dormitory boarders andcafeteria diners reaches gargantuan KRAYBILLproportions. Three thousand sixhundred pounds of butter werespread upon 70,000 slices of breadand over 40,000 plain and sweet rollsin the halls and commons during Oc¬tober. One-hundred good hens wouldrequire a year to supply the 31,000eggs used during this period. Rolls,bread and raisin pie reqqired 220pounds of raisins. Also two tons ofsugar were needed to appease thecampus sweet tooth.The almost equal student demandfor both coffee and milk is shown bythe consumption in October. Four¬teen hundred pounds of the former,enough to make 73,000 cups, was usedas compared with 70,000 half-pintbottles of the latter. Nearly 7 tons ofpotatoes constituted the largestamount of any single food item. Stillother types of food were used moresparingly. For example only 200pounds of navy beans were used.Examination of student preferencesat the Coffee Shop show that it iswell named, an average of 700 cupsbeing bought daily. Next in demandis coca-cola, 100 small' and 40 largeportions being served each day whilein contrast, only from one to tenglasses of root beer are quaffed.Roast beef sandwiches, of which anaverage of 50 are sold each day, arethe most popular items of food onthe menu.Noted Preachersto Lecture BeforeCampus AudiencesWhen the National Preaching Mis¬sion comes to Chicago today and to¬morrow, several of its noted speakerswill make campus appearances. Themission is composed of leading fig¬ures in the world of religion and hasbeen holding meetings in leading cit¬ies throughout the United States. Itis sponsored by the Federal Councilof the Churches of Christ.Speaking at the service in BondChapel today at 12 will be the Rev¬erend Henry L. Henriod of Geneva,Switzerland. Henriod will also speakat the dinner of the Disciples Clubin the Disciples Divinity House at 6.The guest of honor at the fellowshipdinner of the Chicago TheologicalSeminary at Kimbark House at 6 willbe Dr, John A. MacKay, new presi¬dent of Princeton Theological Semin¬ary.At 7:30 tonight, Muriel Lester willspeak to a south side meeting in theHyde Park Baptist chtii’ch, E. Stan¬ley Jones, leader of the mission, willspeak at a South Side mass meetingSunday afternoon in Englewood highschool. Students Confer on‘Crime Prevention’Press Will PublishArchaeological TextWritten jointly by Fay-CooperCole, chairman of the department ofAnthropology, and Thorne Deuel, re¬search associate, “Rediscovering Il¬linois” will be published by the Uni¬versity Press shortly before Christ¬mas.The book will clarify the relationof central Illinois cultures of the pre-Columbian period with their contem¬poraries of the Mississippi valley.'Fhe work is based upon the resultsof three season’s digs in Fultoncounty, near Lewistown.A 7,000 word introduction, devoidof technicality and detail, will servethe interests of laymen and non-spe¬cialists.Professor Cole, author of “TheLong Road” is widely known for hiswork on Philippine ethnology.Freshman Dances WithPage Ballet CompanyDavid Seyler, freshman member ofCap and Gown and Phoenix staffs,will dance with the Ruth Page Bal¬let in their presentation of “Ameri¬cans in Paris” with the Chicago CityOpera Company Friday at the Chi¬cago Civic Opera House. Seyler hashad previous dancing experience inCincinnati, “Crime Prevention” is to be thesubject of a conference of universitystudents to be held in New* York onDecember 18.The conference, sponsored by theStudent Council of New York Univer¬sity and endorsed by a large groupof prominent men including J. EdgarHoover will present discussions ofall phases of crime prevention. Sev¬eral foreign schools are participat¬ing. What's theScore* * «By LEONORE WERTHEIMER* * *Frederick Stock and the ChicagoSymphony Orchestra did their bitTuesday evening to enlarge theknowledge of the students and laysubscribers of the Northwesternmusic series.The infonnality of the occasionwas complete with Dr. Stock’s re¬marks and explanations both seriousand amusing. His program annota¬tions were sandwiched between num¬bers and in the case of the Tschai-kowsky variations, between the smallselections. The orchestra illustratedthe sundry points that he broughtout. The effect of the remarks wasthe breaking of the continuity andgeneral smoothness of the program.His notes were of a type more fittedfor a younger and less music-know¬ing audience—they were reminiscentof a children’s concert.The music was completely of theRomantic period, from Beethoventhrough to Rimsky-Korsakov. Theorchestra more than did justice to theMendelssohn “Midsummer Night’sDream” music. Dr. Stock mostamusingly pointed out the jackasstheme much to the glee of the audi¬ence. The delicacy of the perform¬ance was unusually fine consideringthe usual heaviness of the orchestra’stouch. The first movement of theBeethoven Fifth Symphony arousedan enormous ovation. Its fire andthrill was played up to the utmost.The beauty of the Tschaikowskywas completely ruined by Stock’swell-intended comments. The numberwas torn to shreds by his constantinterruption.After intermission Dr. Stock wasentirely and ecstatically at home withWagner’s Forest Music from Sieg¬fried and the Tristan and IsoldeLove Death.And the finish of a fatiguingly long-ALITTLE VOGUEFASHIONS... for juniors and misses ... forsports, daytime and evening.DRESSES $15 to $25formerly 29.75 to 75.00SUITS $35 to $65formerly 69.50 to 125.00COATS $45 to $95formerly 79.50 to 159.50AN SalBS FinalNo Credits or ExchangesNORTH • iVANSTON • TOWN AND COUNTRY program was Rimsky-Korsakov’sCappricio Espagnol. A sigh of reliefwas forthcoming with the finale.SO*Josef Lhevinne gave an all-Chopinrecital at Orchestra Hall Tuesday.My reaction to the greater portionof the first half of the program wasdecidedly negative. His approachwas exceedingly cold and hard, I donot care for Chopin done in a too sac¬charine manner but to hear a so-called specialist in this particularmusic do it with such brutalimpersonality went against my grain.His performance of the twelveetudes was decidedly warmer andmore sympathetic than before andmore to my liking. His inaccuracy inplaying the numbers is usually thrustaside by critics as being part ofLhevinne’s excitement in being car¬ried away by the music. I was nota quibbler about so-called trivialitiesbut I do maintain that it is inexcusa¬ble from an artist of his ability andreputation. The least one should -beable to expect on the part of the per¬former is his ability to play the rightnotes. Judd, Thurstone Tallat Institute SessiolThe Institute on Current Alf^sponsored by the Illinois Federalof Women, concludes its two day Ision at Judson Court this afternlwith speeches by several fam|campus professors.Charles H. Judd, professor of F|cation, will speak on “SupportHigher Education: Federal orvate.”“A New Conception of Intelligeiis to be discussed by L. L. ThursUprofessor of Psychology, who Jsents many revised proceduresmeasuring intelligence.Following this is a luncheon forguests and members of the Institulafter which Charles F. Kelly, dJof the School of the Art Institute, u'tures on “Art in Industry and Crmerce.”The program concludes with anteri)retation of the i^ecent electionHarold F. Gosnell, associate profjsor of Political Science,ROGER PRYORSTAGE STAR • SCREEN STARSON OF THE FAMOUS BAND LEADERAND HIS ORCHESTBAic^Sl STJUtS ★ ★ALL MAimGTHEm FmSTAPPEABANCEIN ANYCHICAGO CAFECOLLEGE INNMOTEL SHERMANjCunc/uott wmfHi CoCbjft' OnnShowfKcm 7SfON CAMPUS TOMORROWDANNY WILLIAMS' ORCHESTRA.... Signed to play for Victory VanitiesDance tomorrow night alter the 8 o'clock Ceremoniol Session ond bon¬fire in the Circle.IDA NOYES HALL TOMORROW8:30. Women free. Men 40 cents Highly iniormalGet those few remaining Copies ofPHOENIX from TaUor TomHe grades certified mil\ by its colorT^£>mnnctrof-ir^n^^^ tljvice which H. H. Tucker, pro-L'dnOIlSLrcitlOri fessor of dairy husbandry at Rutgers Uni'versity, is demonstrating for the first time grades certified milk according toIts color. He says that yellow is the most popular color this season.AcmeWhy are green vegetables ladling in Vitamin D?I pU Prof. Arthur Knud.son and Frank Benford of the Albany MedicalCollege are .se;irching for the answer to this {lerplexing question of. Using the device .shown, which splits up ultra-violet radiation into anykMigth wanted for .study, the .scienti.sts have found that intermittant orite doses of ultra-violet rays w'lll aid the formation of vitamin D.ScUTh i' SlTVKf Aviation's greatest flying laboratory and its pilotA • T "L Amelia Earhart (center) is shown with Biirbara Sweeney and Louise■^xlr LjaU Schickler, Purdue University students;, just after .she had taken them ona tour of in.spection of her new flying laboratory. Purdue is the "home ba.se" for MissE.irhart'.s exf'ierimentfl! work. ' AiKn Ph..K>She received a contract after her first auditionMercedes McCambridge, oo-year-old Mundelein College (Chicago)senior, is playing two important dramatic roles over NBC the.se daysic keeping up with her cb.s.se.s and maintaining a B average. She first attractedittention of radio officials when she appeared with Mundelein's verse speak-.'hriir, Ted Peckham,OUlUer 22 - year - oldmanager of New York City’snovel guide-escort service, sayshis business has boomed sorapidly he now has 134 col¬lege men on call—and itsdefinitely not gigoloing, headds. Pi ctures. Inc.tweedSmart Outfits for GameAnd Post-Game PartiesHe entertains his way through college\ne'♦-» Aaron Hershkowitz is earning his way'*Vl3,glC13.n through the New York State College ofForestry (Syracuse) by presenting magic performances. Ourcameraman caught him in die middle of one of his card'catchingacts.Furs and tweeds combine for smart football ensemblesFour popular styles of co;its are illustrated in this photo taken outside the stadium 6f one of the famousI universities. The coats are, left to right, Australian opjxisum, polo coat, slot'seamed topco:it of mixedwith wolf collar, and the inevitable raccoon coiit A Farm Was ThisSenator’s College .Hursts new bt'k isLike Seruitor Noiii> >111’CLEEK'HAIRED Fanniecalled Great Laughter.lived some of her earlyyears in Ohio. At Wash'ington University (St,Lours) she was a vigorousundergraduate, participat¬ing in sports and endlessextra-curricular activities.Her first rejection slipsaime from the SiiturdayEvening Post, to whichshe tried to sell blank versemasques. She studiedAnglo-Siixon at O^lumbiain i<)i i, worked as a waitress and shop girl to jnep iher for novels you've .seen on the screen. Inregained her figure by "taking n<i foexJ with her lue.i71J14 for one game^ 1 A view of the pre-game fes-V^lOW^Q tivities as a near-capacitycrowd jammed Ohio State's double-deckedstadium for the Pitt game.And perfect for after'game parties^ too!Smart outfits for the game, which are perfect for fraternity houseparties later, are worn by the two couples entering the stadium inthis picture. Woru PbtH.w Molyneaux's famous suit. . . having a gold suede jacket hkniscand a bias cut pleated .skirt of navyand gray woolen plaid is worn by theco-ed. A T THE age of 75 most men have come to tlio sun^set of their lives and desire rest most of .ill Publicfigures, at that age, write autoliKjgraphies and d.iudleover the past. On July 11, Senator ('.oorgeWilliam Norris was 75 and could l(X)k hu k on ;,4years of service in Wa.shington. in.stead he Uikedforward to another six yairs as .senator, a tenn thatwill last until he is Si."I have battled, h.ittlcdfor everything 1 got '• Sohe told an interviewer onceAt 75 he was battling twoopponents in Nebni-^k.!. iregular Republican ,ind 1Denmcrat unrecognized byPresident Roo.sevelt, whohas .spoken ende.mnglyabout Senator Norn- Hi<weapons: three .sjx'echcsjday, a lifetime of strugglethat has conferred on htsrugged farm-trainevl body the mantle of hone.stySenator Norris' college days were days of postimne-n\ent. Born in Ohio, he worked on farms during the.summer. Student at Rildwin University in Ohio andNorthern Indiana Normal Schrxil, he taught schuolduring intervening years in order to continue school.In iSHj he received a law degree from Valp.uat*University, but h;id to teach another ye;ir to get ibw library. He was one of the senators to voteagiiinst Amend s entry in the war. Rcpublk.ui inname only, he threw aside piirtisanship years ago. sup¬ported Al Smith and Roosevelt, thrust his seamed faceand jutting jaw and untrammeled thinking into manya fight like that over the purch.i.se of Muscle Sluuls"My College," he says, “hiid been the farm Toprove It, he still drives a plow through Nebr.i k 1 s(iilevery summer.LM Gehlbach says;my digastioii tunad up ai4CAMILS set me right!*’ Gehlbachance is only 10% of mv busV> chance is only 10% of my business. Keeping alertand in fine condition is the other 90%. 1 smoke Camelswith my meals, and afte^ard, for digestion’s sake.And when 1 say Camels pon’t get on my nerves, itmeans a lot.” |Good digestion and h»thy nerves are importantfiaL-eycfyona, in thia wida^wake era. Camels at meal*time and after speed up the flow of digestive fluids—increase alkalinity—help bring a sense of well¬being. So make Camel your cigarette— for digestion’ssake—for their refreshing "lift.” Camels set youright! And they do not get on your nerves. TOUGH ASSIGNMENTS demandeffort. Let Camels helpextraright liftset you give you—aid digestion. Camels are mild—they don’t get on your nerves.CoHrnslit. IflM. S. J. lUriMtda T«6nec« CoaiHnny. Winston-Salem. N. C■V*.<si4rHat;THE TEST DIVE!t down from 4 miles up —motor—struts screaming—Gehlbach tearsard like a bullet flashing from a re*At the bottom of the 2-mile drivearp pull-out wrenches plane and3 the limit. Such tests make planesmything can happen. A bump in thetiny flaw, and the plane can flyes as though dynamited while theikes to his parachute. But, as youi at the right, Lee Gehlbach eats’ and enjoys his food. Note the Camel:e in his hand —one of the manythat Lee enjoys during and afterIn his own words (above)y he givesreason why Camels are his cigarette. COSTLIERTOBACCOS!Camels are made from finer, MOREEXPENSIVE TOBACCOS-Turkish andDomestic — than any other popular brand. HOLLYWOODRADIO TREAT!Camel Cigarettes bring you aFULL HOUR’S ENTERTAIN*MENT!. .. Benny Got^man’s“Swing” Band... George Stoll’sConcert Orchestra . . . Holly¬wood Guest Stars...and RupertHughes presides! Tuesday—9:30pm E.S.T., 8:30 pm C.S.T., 7:30pm M.S.T., 6:30 pm P.S.T., overWABC-Columbia Network.N ORIGINALHe'll roll this barrel to famen . Allan Shorthill practices a novel stunt that he hopes will win theOLlint prize and applause at the annual circus- staged by Los AngelesJunior College students. She's Wellesley's sci>enth f^residentTnoiirrnrof-iVM^ McAfee (center) became one of the youngest clild-UgUrttClOll United States last month when she was inducted into theCk)llege. She's shown with her father and Vassar’s President Henry N. MacCrackenThey'll fight for another ujuiefeated season^1 ^ With two undefc.ited seasoivs Ivhind them, Beaver College'sV->llcirnpS hard'playing horkey team is this year practicing diligently tomaintain its championship standing. Acme“inof the Empire Statehuildinj». vania celebrationPitturo*. Inc.Honor for the father of relativity theory■pv Dr. Albert Einstein was invested with an honorary doctorate of science at the convotion ceremonies of the University of the State of New York. The photo shows thesigma symbolic of the honor being placed on the doctor's shoulders. intcmaticlolarshipmith presents a four') Manhattan Colleges outstanding amateur. Pk turcs. loc.«rdose^ups of Gridiron Battlers Tell Strange. Tales of Football CJomedy and Tfa^dyEver alertofficials must catch everymovement of every play if theyare to officiate fairly.He's just let a pass go to an opposing playerHarris of U.C!L.A. is considerably worried as he ''I've got you!"watches a Washington Husky catch a pass that was in- Loiko of Michigan makes atended for him. Wije WocU tackle, and starts chortling. roldfor aigingVorkJFar eastern representatives on middle west campusesT) _ I his event,iva^oo the free for-all between frosh and sophat Massachusetts StatCi isthe last on a full day’s pro¬gram of underclass competi¬tion. The sophs won thisyear. "Tol{e Maine with Tolpxms" ^ :slogan of these two candidates for mayor of the iv^a.Il(JlVjaL0S University of New Hampshire, where each year they electa student ruler after much intrigue and political haranguing. ”ntr« 1 1 Dr. H. M. Rav (left) of India wears a turban on the Uni-^CXlOlSLl S versity of Minnesota campus, where he is studying dentis¬try, while Masahiko Kawamura of Japan has just entered Knox Collegeon a special scholarship. in I * riwvc glVCTl Up gTCCTl Sf^UU CUpSand books go hand in hand for Drake University freshmen, for they irequired to wear the hats instead of the usual green caps. They 11 burn the huiig bonhre between the halves of a big game.They rent paintmgs Just lil{e they do library bool{s. 1Hamilton College this fall inaugurated a new plan by which•rt OClVlCC students may Iwrrow paintings to hang in their room at;ial rates which vary with the value of the painting. College Librarian RachelRoberts (right) has charge of the plan devised by art instructor E. W. Root.■p 11 The Braid walkJT 3,11 (Burrill Avenue)on the University of I Hi'nois campus is one of themain thoroughfares on that429'acre campus. AcmeVES, TWAT PIPEWAS FOUMOINSOME AZTECPUIKiS MUST MAVE MAOLOTS OF TIMETO MELLOW TM©4~r JUDGE NOW TAfciE THISBRIAR OF MINE,rr^ ALREADYSMELLING UlCE ARELIC.^UST wontSETHBJjOW WELL, SON, A <5000PIPE DESERVESGOOD ToeAcoaiMEAN PRIMCES ALBERTT SMELL THATWIA. IT GIVES TOJ)ME IDEA OF RA."SMELLOWNESS AHOTHER THINS, PA.IS'CRIMP CUT'sorr WILL CAk-E NICEAND EVEN AND SMOkECOOL. A#4D the 'BITE'IS TAKEN rrfe SWELL, JUDGE.THE OLD PIPE SMOKESSWEETER ALREADyli NO OTHER TOBACCO UKE PRINCE ALBERT.* P.A.IS CHOli-Trimp cut'for coolness—with THE'^ITE'REMOVED BISPECIAL PROCESS. ITS THE LAR6EST-SELUN6 TOBACCOIN THE WORLD. AND SWEL FOR*MAKIN^*a£ARETTES..PRINCE ALBERT MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE:/S»ok» 20 fr««imat pipafub of Prise* Alb«rt. if jrou doa’t find it the mellow-•at. lMli**t pip* tak*cc* yon mwor ■mofcad. ratnro tk* pocket tin witk t|i«reet ef tk* tebecc* ui it t* «w at moy tim* witiun * maatk from tkis dot*, eodw* wiH r*fiiml fiiB porch*■* pcic*. plo* paatap*.THENATIOIMLJOY SMOKEAutograph see\ers swarmed, interviewers buzzedQ. After Richard Bonelli, Metropolitan Opera star, had ceased givingOrd,r encores at his first appearance at Oberlin College, he was sur¬rounded by students who sought his autographs and opinions. He's shownwith Mary Lou Bradley. ^.A truly international freshman classT-* r 1 1 The Rev. F. L. Meade, C. M., Niagara UniversityNAr 01COII10 dean, talks with Raul Anselmi of Puerto Rico and JohnJ. Hubbard, Lima, Peru, upon their arrival at the New York college wherethey will register as freshmen.Man in the iron masl(T) . Andy Roddenberry, first string University of Georgia-t lOt0CLlOIl quarterback, poses nicely so the cameraman can geta good photo of the special head and face protector he wears to protect hisbroken nose. AcmeIMPERFECT IN ORIGINA