(!Pbe Bailp inamonVol. 37. No. 23. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1936 Price 3 CentsFraternity ManAgrees With a FreshmanWomanYou came to the University for alot of things that add up to liberty_so you said. You STILL have thatliberty and can maintain it if youhave the courage of your convictions,sans the last thirty lines of yourtestimonial.As a fraternity man (not Jewish)of long standing on this campus, Iam sticking out my neck by virtueof the formal communication to you—inasmuch as at this time you stillremain anonymous, I of course can’twrite this privately. I shall un¬doubtedly remain undated as far asclub formals next month are con-ceriKHl, that is if my John Henry be¬comes a byword. I shall probably besnubbed by the “Big Four,” (pritheewhy does Sigma rate all this prestige) for all time. But, what haveI to lose? I have never been invitedto escort a young club woman to herplace of entertainment, and I have,up to now’, never catered to invitingclub girls to a fraternity, or otherparty. Our feeling for each othermust be mutual. 'However, regardless of my situa¬tion, you have plenty of 8}mipathizersalong fraternity row. As I heard re¬marked only yesterday by a graduated, but outstanding, fraternityman, “It’s not the clubs I object to,but the hypocracy behind it all.” Ofcoarse / think the same could hesaid of fraternities. And now’ I amin the fray, for, with reservations, Iwould like to throw the entire fra¬ternity system into OUR discussion.Where do I get my authority tospout—inasmuch as my personal as¬sociations with club w’omen have beennil? I think our discussion is one ofhow club women in general appearand certainly I don’t need the moreintimate knowledge of them; un¬doubtedly they smoke, drink, andneck, or abstain from all three evenas non-club women do. But certain¬ly a psychoanalyst doesn’t have tolive with his patient, he only has toobserve. Unfortunately for the mem¬bers of the “big four” I have been ina rather observing position in a localepicurean establishment patronizedby our intellectual gourmets. Foryears 1 have watched club women,yessed them, heard their talk, caughtsnatches of their latest dirty story,and watched their .snobbery. I cansail hi defense of the snutll clubs thishas not been as a whole true.. So,perhaps we had better exclude themfrom any more of the discussion. Ialso get around here and th'ere oncampus, in and out of activities, andhave a chance to look on. The super¬ficiality of the so-called big clubwomen is tragic, with all sympathyto them. I have yet to find reasonfor their existence. They all haveroadside slogans in their constitu¬tions, but all that I have ever seenpracticed is gossip. The smallerclubs do band together, to theircredit, but a major club girl’s sideinterest is to snatch her sister’s, orcompeting-club sister’s, boyfriend orso I have heard (firsthand). Inthree years I have yet to find anyreason for clubs at the Universityof Chicago. Just what interests dothey promote except S.A. and glori¬fied sophistication plus keeping alivetheir share of activity politics?h raternities on the other hand dooffer houses and the accompanyingclose relationships, responsibility, andco-operation necessary to keep ahouse going. They do keep alive thesocial system at the University. Buthere they stop. They are just assnobbish, better-than-thou, selfish,and politically stinking as the clubs.The fraternity set-up for its respon¬sibilities entailed and its national“drag” has a place, as I see it. Butthe system needs washing up in abig way. There actually exists littleco-operation among fraternities onthis campus. Only recently one ofthe fraternity big four delegatestold the interfraternity council thatno organization might refuse to joinin with the rest in an I-F ball if thecost were $2.00 instead of $1.50 be¬cause, “We can put on a swell partyourselves at that price;” there waseven a hint of “I dare you to makeus kick in with the rest of the housesif we don’t want to.” We in fraterni¬ty circles mark men by their fraterni¬ty. The big houses let us know thatthey collectively and individually aresomeone. With rare exceptions, thebig shots in campus activities' did notget there through their own personaldriving intexesta. Juat Low are j(Continued on Page 3) Judd, Gale AttendTexas Meeting ofEducational GroupProfessor Charles H. Judd, chair¬man of the department of Education,left the Midway yesterday noon forAustin, Texas, where he will join DeanHenry G. Gale, dean of the division ofthe Physical Sciences, to attend a con¬vention of the Association of Ameri¬can Universities.Professor Judd will address the con¬vention Thursday morning on the pro¬gram of graduate study for the prep¬aration of secondary school teachers.Speaking as the chairman of a com¬mittee composed of Lotus D. Coff¬man and William J. Robbins, he willurge the requirement of study beyondthe baccalaureate degree for all teach¬ers in secondary schools.He will advise a broader trainingin cultural fields beginning in thejunior year and intensive specializa¬tion in the field of concentration dur¬ing the graduate years.Following the convention. DeanGale will inspect the Mount LockeObservatory, a new plant constructedby an endowment fund contributedjointly by the Uni^rsity of Chicagoand the Universi% of Texas.Calvert ClubHears PhelanThomist Scholar to SpeakFriday on ‘The Scholas¬tic Movement.”From the University of Toronto,Calvert Club has obtained Dr.Gerald B. Phelan, noted Thomistscholar to speak at a meeting on Fri¬day at 4 in Ida Noyes Hall. He willdiscuss “The Scholastic Movementand the College Student.”In Toronto, Mr. Phelan, as Directorof the Institute of Medieval Studies,has attracted national recognition asa scholar; today he is accepted as oneof the greatest living English author¬ities on St. Thomas Aquinas.For the duration of his visit to theUniversity campus, Mr. Phelan willreside at the St. Thomas Apostle’sParrish House.Mr. Phelan was born in Halifax,Nova Scotia, attended Lauvain in Belgium, and received his degrees S.T.B.,M.A., Ph.D. at St. Michael’s Collegeat the University of Toronto. Hiswork carried him to Bermuda in 1915and 191fi as curate of St. Edward’sparrish.He has edited The Cross and hasbeen the author of the book “Feeling—Experience and its Modalties,” andhe has also written the following ar¬ticles Dalhousie Review, New Schol¬asticism, and The Commonweal.He has likewise been distinguishedas a member of both the British In¬stitute of Philosophical Society, andLes Ecrivains Catholiques in Paris in1925.Mr. Phelan was recognized as aPh.D. in the Agrege de Philosophewhen he received his degree. His acti¬vities as Professor of Psychology andLibrarian at St. Michael’s in 'Torontohave given him adequate backgroundfor his professed philosophy whichhe will present Friday.Emil Jorz, President of Calvert Cluburges all students who are interestedin scholastic philosophy to attend themeeting on Friday where they mayfind a refreshing new point of viewby contacting this famous Canadianscholar.Offer Free Ticketsfor Lecture SeriesBetween the hours of 2:30 and 6,200 complimentary tickets to theThird Annual Lecture Forum of theSouth Side Hebrew Congregationwill be available in the Maroon officeto deserving students, who are in¬terested. Through the courtesy ofAlbert Schoenberg, administrativesecretary of the Congregation, thesestudents will receive season passesto the series of eight discussions, thefirst of which will be held tonight, at8:15, at 7359 Chappel Avenue.The speakers tonight will b§ Her¬bert Agar and Lewis Corey, who willdiscuss the problem of “Capitalismversus 0/Ommunism.” Included in theseries is a lecture by Mortimer Adler,professor of Psychology of Law inthe University, on “The Problem ofFreedom in the Modern World,” onjJanuary 20. Overwhelming Roosevelt Sweep DrawsJoy^ Rue from Linn^ Carlson^ KruegerFaculty Partisans Point with Praise, View with Alarmas Republican Ship FoundersBy BOB SPEERIn the face of election returnswhich, at the hour of going to presslate last night, indicated a Rooseveltlandslide of tremendous proportions,three representatives of the factulty’spolitical opinion gave statements onthe outcome of the election.Lamenting their loss of sleep, thefaculty pointed with pride, viewedwith alarm, and cast grave doubts asto the significance of the returns.Said theDEMOCRATS, the victors, viaJ. W. (Teddy) Linn, English expert:“Only the most naive polticallycould have had any doubts that Roos¬evelt would be re-elected. From mypoint of view, it is almost regrettablethat he should be re-elected as it wereunanimously, because I am afraidthat he may take this as a mandatefrom the people, and I am very muchafraid of mandates ’in a democracy.I think, though, that he will pursuethe same principle course that he hasfollowed in the last three and a halfyears, that is, of realizing that thisis a united nation and that prosperityfor all is essential, not only prosper¬ity for those who in the past have nothad their full share. I am naturallypleased, I am just a little scared, buton the whole I have the same confi¬dence that I had before this tremend¬ous vote.”’Turning from Teddy with hesitanceto perform a mission of sorrow, theDaily Maroon next sought the pointof view of the REPUBLICANS, vanquished, throughAnton J. Carlson, Physiologist:“I would say, on the basis of the in¬dications so far, that the miracle hasnot happened. . My memories of an¬cient history are somewhat hazy, butI seem to recollect that Roman dema¬gogues carried elections with freecorn and entertainment.”And finally, turning with a certainmeasure of relief to a party thatwould be neither hurt nor shocked atthe outcome of the elections, the DailyMaroon sought a statement from theSOCIALISTS, also-rans, given byMaynard C. Krueger, Economist:“The hysteria for Roosevelt duringthis campaign has been greater thanin any campaign since Wilson wasreturned to the White House in 1916to keep us out of war. Roosevelt hasgot just what he wanted, a completeblank check. No one can say wheth¬er this means that the constitutionwill or will not be amended, whetherthere will or will not be any steps,toward socialization, or whether thiscountry’s war machine will or will notcontinue to expand. I regret thatLaboi? has delivered almost unani¬mous support to Mr. Roosevelt with¬out any word of guarantees. Myguess is that the New York Timeswill be considerably better satisfiedwith this new; administration thanwill John L. Lewis or Sidney Hill¬man, or at least the unions of whichthey are officers.^^Bosoni,” ^‘^Breast,” ConsideredShocking Words by Early AmericansBy MARJORIE SEIFRIEDMuch in the manner of Cicero’s la¬ment—“Oh the times, oh the customs”—have been the reactions of grand¬mother and mother to the shockingchanges wrought in modern word us¬age, reports the American dictionaryman, after studying the origin andevolution of American words pertaining to the adornment and com¬fort of women.In times past, he elaborated, transatlantic commentators charged thatexcessive and painful prudery hadbeen the reason underlying a goodmany of the verbal additions to thelanguage made by Americans. Forexample, the words “bosom”, “breast”and “leg”, a hundred years ago wereamong those under the ban in politecircles. Society lifted its lorgnettein horror if one mentioned the noun“leg”, in mixed company, even if itPuttkamer Speaksto Bar Associationon Chicago PoliceErnest Puttkamer, professor ofCriminal Law in the University LawSchool, will give the fifth in a se¬ries of lectures on “Crime and Pun¬ishment” sponsored by the Bar As¬sociation, on Friday at 3:00 in theSocial Science Assembly Hall. Hissubject will be “Law Enforcement,”with specific praise and criticism ofthe Chicago Police Department.Professor Puttkamer was an activemember of the Citizens Police Com¬mittee which was largely responsi¬ble for the recent reforms of theChicago Police Department, and is,at the present time, head of the Chi¬cago Academy of Criminology. Hewas also head of the first Chicagopolice recruit training school.Law Enforcement, Professor Putt¬kamer has pointed out, depends onconstant pressure and support, andalthough there will be plenty ofcriticism, praise will be given in duemeasure. Present plans indicatethat either Commissioner Allman orhis second in command will be pres¬ent to answer Professor Puttkamer’sremarks."Law Enforcement” will completethe’iseries, which has already present¬ed 'Clarence Darrow on the philoso¬phy of “Crime and Punishment,” As¬sistant States Attorney WilburCrowley for the prosecution. PublicDe^ander Bachrach for the defense,an<l Judge Darnel P. Trude onjudicial viewpoint. tile referred to the leg of a horse, or atable, or a piano.Foreign critics were amused at thelinguistic acrobatics that the Ameri¬can ladies performed in order to av¬oid this terrible word, “leg”. At thetable they would ask for the “firstand second joint of the fowl,” insteadof asking outright for a chicken leg.Occasionally they asked for a “trot¬ter” of the chicken. One young ladyspoke of her “wires” when she refer¬red to her legs; another was heard toobserve that a “true gentlewomannever crossed her ‘benders’.”Dark and Light MeatFrom this excessive timidity about“leg”, “bosom”, and “breast” arose,the etymologist explained, the expres¬sions of “dark” and “light” meat of achicken, referring to the legs andbreast of the fowl. He also venturedan opinion that the American fashion“balloon sleeves” were a result ofavoiding the English expression, lego’ mutton sleeves; it is also logicalto assume that the term “elastics”was substituted for the older “gar¬ters” due to a similar attitude of re¬fined delicacy. The discovery of suchterminology has been the cause ofundue mirth in the dictionary room,disproving rumors that compiling thedictionary has been a “dry as dust”project. “Oh, yes,” the dictionaryman smiled, “there is always some¬thing new popping up here.” Meeting Called toDiscuss Arrest ofSocialist StudentsCalled to acquaint students of thefacts behind Monday night’s arrest ofthree University students, a meetingwill be held in Cobb 110 today at 3:30.Maynard Krueger, assistant profes¬sor of Economics and Earl Johnson,assistant professor of Sociology willrepresent the faculty. BeatriceSchonberg, one of the students involv¬ed, Donald O’Neil, and U. S. Gillenwill also speak.Seven members of the Young Peo¬ple’s Socialist League were arrestedMonday night while distributing So¬cialist campaign literature near 35thand Michigan. Two, Beatrice Schon¬berg, and a companion, were picked upat 6 o’clock and were not released un¬til 2 a.m. Five others, including El¬eanor Mendelsohn, also a student,were arrested at 9. The two girls werereleased on $25 bail at 2 a.m., but thethree men were held until 2 yesterdayafternoon. Police refused to bookcharges against the men, althoughthose preferred against the womeninvolved an old statute regarding“distributing advertising literaturewithout a permit.”Mann ConductsPeace MeetingBaker and Lybyer Speak on“Keeping America Out ofWar.”The doors of the University Chapelwill be thrown open Sunday eveningat 8:00 to a south side mass meet¬ing for the discussion of the topic“Keeping America Out of War.” Thismeeting is one of a number of suchgatherings to be held throughout thecity on Armistice Day week-end andis the only one on the south side forthat evening.Rabbi Louis L. Mann, well-knownas an outstanding leader of Jewishreligion and culture, will act as chair¬man for the meeting, which is ex¬pected to tax the capacity of theChapel. The two speakers engagedare James C. Baker, Bishop of theMethodist Episcopal Church of SanFrancisco, and Albert H. Lybyer,head of the History Department, Uni¬versity of Illinois.Sponsor MeetingCampus groups sponsoring themeeting are Chapel Union, Y.W.C.A.Board of Women’s Councils, DebateUnion, American Student Union, andthe Chapel Council. Numerous offcampus agencies are also cooperating,Bishop Baker returned from Europe in the summer of 1935 and hisexperiences there have brought him adeep interest in the Emergency PeaceCampaign. His church work has alsocarried him to the Orient, where hespent four years in Japan, Koreaand Manchuria.Dr. Lybyer also has very recentlyreturned from an extensive tour ofEurope, and has had frequent opportunities to observe the European con¬ditions throughout the last three decades. His early college training wasin Constantinople, some thirty yearsago, and during the war he was amember of Colonel Houses’ commission which inquired into the terms ofpeace. The head of the Balkan sec¬tion of the Committee to NegotiatePeace, he was present in Paris at thesigning of the Versailles Treaty. D A PresentsFirst Play ofSeason TonightComplete Appointments ofStaffs for “Androcles andthe Lion.”James Ford, Communist Candidate,Urges Building of Farm-Labor Party“The immediate formation of theFarmer-Labor Party should be theprime objective of every worker to¬day.” This was the message of JamesFord, Communist candidate for thevice-presidency and leading repre¬sentative of American negro labor,who spoke in Mandel Hall yesterdayafternoon.“The immediate formation of aFarmer-Labor party is imperativefor two reasons,” he maintained, “themore important at this time being thebuilding of a powerful unit to influ¬ence the incoming President in favorof the working classes, and to func¬tion as a bulwark against high-pow¬ered pressure of big business. Sec¬ondly, Ford emphasized the broadaim of creating the nucleus for theanticipated power drive of the labor¬ing class.But not only the working classlet Included ill Uilei parly, maintainedFord. “The middle class as well must realize that there is no room for itin the present system and must joinforces with the working class andbuild with it the foundations of anew society.”Ford’s special function is to organize the Negroes into an effectiveunit of the Communist party. “Theyare a large part of the Americanworking class; they must now be or¬ganized into a live, progressive unitof this class.”Interviewed on Spanish IssueQuestioned with regard to Rus¬sia’s threat to aid communist Madrid,Ford stated, “Such an action wouldsurely be justified, but it would hard¬ly be practical. Hitler, Mussoliniand the Fascist groups are lookingfor an excuse to attack Russia, andRussia is not ready for an attack.”But Spain, he believes, is closerto home than this. “The UnitedStates will have the same trouble isooner or later.” Tonight at 8:15 the curtain willrise on “Androcles and the Lion,”the first in a series of plays to bepresented by the Dramatic Associa¬tion this year in the Reynolds Clubtheatre.In the title role, Lloyd James willplay opposite Lewis Miller, the Lion.Mary Paul Rix takes the part of An¬drocles’ wife, Magaira. The Centuri¬on is played by Duncan Holaday, andhis guard is comprised of RichardHolmes and John Wallace.On Tuesday, Wednesday, and Sat¬urday nights, Lavinia will be por¬trayed by Lillian Schoen; on Fridayand Saturday nights, Genevieve Howewill take this part. Likewise, thepart of Spintho will be taken by twopersons; on Tuesday, Wednesday,and Thursday performances, C.Sharpless Hickman will enact therole while on the last two nights,Allan Kringle will portray thecharacter.Hess is CaptainOther characters and their por¬trayers are: The Captain, Harry M.Hess Jr.; Lentullus, Gene Davis;Metellus, Allen Tully; Ferrovius,John Van de Water; Caesar, RobertWaggoner; Menagerie Keeper, Mil-ton McKay; and Call Boy, AllanTully; The Editor, William Beverly;Secutor, Lester Cook; Retearius,John Wallace; and Christians, JeanGayton, Areta Kelbe, TheodoraSchmidt, and Henry Sims.Deviating from the mistaken no¬tion that there was great conflictand enmity raging between the Chris¬tian and the Roman soldier, in thisplay Shaw creates humorous situa¬tions between these two forces.Shaw is InstitutionOnce considered a literary outcast,a cynic who grated on other’s nerves,George Barnard Shaw has forcedhimself down the throats of presenttheatre-goers until today he is con¬sidered an institution in himself.The production staff included:Burton Smith, Edgar Faust, RobertFoster, Robert Harlan, Milton Mc¬Kay, and David Tinker, scenery;Robert Cantzler 'and Hugh Camp¬bell, lighting; Gertrude Wilson andMarjorie Ryser, costumes; BettyJane Dunlop and Mary Lou Price,properties; and David Seyler, de¬sign. The sound trumpeter is Wil¬liam Rubach.In the capacity of business man¬ager, John Jeuck was assisted by A1Moon, Ralph Springer, Jane Brun¬son, Shirley Combs, Ruth Doctoroff,Barbara Furry, Winifred Leeds, TroyParker, Margaret Penny, MarthaSteere, and Mimi Thomas.Interclub CouncilMakes Plans forIntensive RushingAt a meeting of the InterclubCouncil yesterday a slight changewas made in rules concerning thefinal week of intensive club rushing.Mary Alice Duddy, president of theCouncil, has announced that no ver¬bal invitations to preferential formaldinners may be officially recognizedby rushees.During the week of November 15,absolute silence must be maintainedbetween transfer, as well as fresh¬man, rushees and club women, ex¬cept at club functions. The penaltyof withdrawal of pledging privilegeswill be inflicted on any club whoviolates either of these rules.Invitations to intensive rushingevents will be mailed next Wednes¬day, for the following week.Shapley Replaces Taftin Talk on Art TrendsIn place of the late Lorado Taft,scheduled speaker for the evening,Professor John Shapley, chairman ofthe Art department, will present thelecture titled “Trends in Modern Art”at 8:30 tonight in the InternationalHouse Assembly Hall.Charles Kelly, assistant director ofthe Art Institute and curator ofOriental Art. is pre.siding as chair¬man at this second lecture of theseries.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1936Ws\t ^aroonFOUNDED IN 1901Member Associated Collegiate PressThe Daily Maroon la the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday, Sun*day, and Monday during the Autumn, Winter, and Spring quartersby The Daily Maroon Company. 5831 University avenue. Tele¬phones: Local 46, and Hyde Park 9221 and 9222.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any contractentered into by The Daily Maroon. All opinions in The Daily Ma¬roon are student opinions, and are not necessarily the views ofthe University administration.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves the rights of publicationof any material appearing in this paper. Subscription rates:$2.75 a year: $4 by mail. Single copies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.NEPRCSENTEO FOR NATIONAU ADVERTISING BTNational Advertising Service, Inc.Collet* Publisktrs Represemtativ*420 Madison Ave. New York. N. Y.Chicago • boston • San FranciscoUOS ANGELES • PORTLAND • SEATTLEBOARD OF CONTROLJULIAN A. KISER Editor-in-ChiefDONALD ELLIOTT Business ManagerEDWARD S. STERN Managing EditorJOHN G. MORRIS Associate EditorJAMES F. BERNARD., .Advertising ManagerEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESBernice Bsrtels ElRoy Golding Cody PfanstiehlEdward FriU William McNeill Betty RobbinsBUSINESS ASSOCIATESSigmund Dansiger Bernard Levine William RubachCharles Hoy Robert RosenfelsEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHarris BeckLaura BergquistMaxine BiesenthalEmmett DeadmanBetty Jean DunlapC. Sharpless Hickman Rex HortonHerbert KalkHenry KraybillDavid MauzyByron MillerLewis Miller Burt MoyerAudrey NeffDavid SchefferMarjorie SeifriedBob SpeerSTAFF PHOTOGRAPHERSDavid Eisendrath Donal HolwayNight Editor; Cody PfanstiehlAssistant: Byron C. MillerWednesday. November 4, 1936Rational AthleticsSlam! Slam!The lounging guards and sitting bulls of theUniversity bull sessions play an easy game.They don’t even have to give birth to puns.All they have to do is criticize the Athletic de¬partment in general and the football set-up inparticular. They query, “Why not go out aildget some good players? Look for them, inducethem to come to school here, pay for them—anything; but get them. Then we could have areal Big Ten football team. And the moneyspent would soon come back via the gate re¬ceipts.”They further ask, “Why not teach physicaleducation here? That’s a way to attract goodathletes. The players would have a lot easiertime making their grades, too. Effective springpractice would return to the Midway. The play¬ers could learn their own business, instead ofAristotle.”Why not? But first, why? To give the Uni¬versity a reputation for great football teams?Do great football teams do anybodj)' any good ?Would such a reputation help the University inits program to promote learning and research?The Athletic department has stood enoughcriticism from the student body. It is time thedepartment’s policies were appreciated. Weagree with the athletic staff, that the purposeof a football team is physical and moral train¬ing, not merely school glory. We believe thatfootball can be almost as entertaining withoutthe literal purchase of athletes. We agree thatevenly-contested matches with less powerfulteams in the future will be better than subdu-The ABCsDegradation of SocietyI wondered how the human race in its present ar¬rangements could ever appear to be anything but des¬picable to its chroniclers. Older correspondents of myacquaintance had always seemed cynical, unwilling toacknowledge decent motives or behavior in politics;but the more I saw of history the more I was forced toadmit the logic of their scepticism... It pleased manyof them (including my employer) to know somethingthat the public did not know; to observe, and then con¬ceal, the degradation of governments.. .They were likea pack of jaded dramatic reviewers, familiar with thetechnique of the play but profoundly uninterested inits material. The difference, if any, between my gen¬eration (that which came into maturity in the yearsjust after the war) and the preceding one seemed to meto lie in the domain of interest.. .My contemporariesrefused to be quiet...they wanted a finger in everypie...It was they who created the extreme licentious¬ness that was the moral characteristic of the age. Itwas they who, in every country, leaped into Fascism orCommunism as the democratic system glided on tolower levels of ineptitude.Vincent Sheean,Personal History ing such teams as Purdue by over-emphasizingthe god. Football.We want good coaching and good teams in¬sofar as they can be had without putting foot¬ball above, or even on a level with, scholarship.We are willing to stand for strict economy inthe Athletic department—“pinch-penny poli¬cies,” if you will—rather than having the de¬partment swell out of all proportion as it doeswhen athletes are being sought instead of menbeing trained. We exhort an intelligent stu¬dent body to support the Athletic departmentas it wisely checks the reins of the phenomenalsteed, Football. There are, to be sure, greatvalues in cheering wholeheartedly for the team.But cheering can be just as strong and moremeaningful when directed tow'ard young menwho find meaning in other things as well asfootball.From an exercise and a school spectacle,football has grown to the point where some con¬ferences, like the Southeastern, frankly admitprofessionalism. This preposterous growth hasbeen unplanned and little considered. But thegood-team-at-any-expense tradition has not yet,perhaps, gone beyond the reach of rationality.By supporting the rational policy of the Uni¬versity, this student body can be really influ¬ential in the struggle between “brains andbrawn.”—E.C.F.The Travelling BazaarBy CODY PFANSTIEHLBIZARREBAZAAR CONVERSATIONROOSEVELT Governor Landon, Ex-candidate, MyFriend. It seems that everything is over but theshouting.LANDON Huh? What’s over?ROOS The presidential race. Remember? You wererunning for office.LAND Oh yes, yes. I certainly was running, wasn’t I ?ROOS What’s that? I can’t quite make you out.You’ll have to speak more plainly.LAND I said “It certainly is rummy, isn’t it?”ROOS That’s a queer thing to say. It doesn’t makesense.LAND It probably doesn’t, but they never let me seemy speeches before I make them.ROOS My boys give me five minutes preview of mine;but that’s only enough time to look up the pronun¬ciation of words I have nevah seen befaw.LAND They ring in a lot like that, don’t they?ROOS They sure do—er, yes indeed. At first it wasall right, but it was bad after they bought a the¬saurus.LAND President Roosevelt, do you propose to aid thefarmer now that you are again captain of the shipof state ?ROOS AAA, sir.LAND And how about the foreign situation?ROOS I don’t think anything will come of it, but I dothink the King knows how to pick ’em.LAND Oh oh. There’s Peggy Ann honking outside.Y’ know, she and the wife sort of put me up to thewhole thing.ROOS I know how it is. My Eleanor’s rather an acti¬vities woman herself.LAND Well, so long, Frank.ROOS So long, Al.ALL THE NEWSTHAT’S FIXED TO PRINTWILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARST Copy boy!COPY BOY Here, sir.HEARST Rush this down to the composing room.C. BOY All right. What is it?HEARST An editorial, you idiot.C. BOY What about?HEARST How should I know? It’s about politics.C. BOY But last time the linotype operator ran outof 12 point boldface capitals.HEARST He won’t this time. This time I’m not writ¬ing about the DAMN DIRTY REDS.C. BOY What else can you write about?HEARST This time it’s about FREE LOVE.C. BOY Free love! Who’s doin’ it?HEARST Nobody, you fathead. But in an hour theAmerican booblic will be reading about it, and thenyou’ll see who!C. BOY But Mr. Hearst, you said you were writingabout politics. What’s free love got to do withpolitics ?HEARST Get the hell outta here and do like I said.Geez, you’re dumb!NON-DIALECTICDIALOGREPORTER Well, Mr, Hutchins, I see you didn’t winthe election.HUTCHINS Oh well, a fellow can’t have everything.REPORTER What do you think about the Reds onyour campus?HUTCHINS I don’t know. They haven’t told me yet.REPORTER What’s this about you going to Yale?HUTCHINS The hell you say—when?REPORTER I don’t know. I read it in the Daily Ma¬roon.HUTCHINS Never heard of the paper, and anywayit’s naive and irrepressible. William Mitchell Talkson Business TrendsWilliam N. Mitchell, associate pro¬fessor of Production and Control inthe School of Business, will deliverthe fourth of a series of lectures onCurrent Trends in Business beingpresented in Fullerton Hall of theArt Institute, tonight at 6:45. Hissubject will be “Technological Prog¬ress in Relation to Employment.”Professor Mitchell will attempt todemonstrate the fallacies of the pres¬ent tendency toward blaming the cur¬rent depression on over-rapid techno¬logical advancement. According toMitchell, the way out of the depres¬sion does not lie in stagnating pro¬duction methods, but in the ever in¬creasing efficiency of production.Lettersto the EditorGRADUATE STUDENT’S REPLYEditor,The Daily Maroon:“Freshmen’s” recent account of her“reflections” is provocative to thepoint of comment. This is not sur¬prising, as it was evidently not de-’signed to fall stillborn from the press.Just what purpose it does intend toserve is not entirely clear, but I trustthat a few remarks may not be alto¬gether beside the point.Our freshman must have well nighinfinite capacity for acquiring pains,to have become so volubly disillu¬sioned in so short a time. Very cau¬tious people might suspect that thescript has been rehearsed all summer,for launching in the fall. But, al¬though “disillusionment” may per¬haps not be the best word for her sym¬ptoms, there can be little doubt thatshe is suffering from something; evenif it be nc^^hing more alarming thana slight case of frustration.I fear, in spite of implications in¬tended in the article, that our younglady is not as different from her sis¬ters under the skin as she would likeus, or herself, to believe. For ex¬ample, among her more explicitlyavowed intentions is that relating tothe “right fraternity boys.” Assumingthat these latter are among the thingsthat “add up to liberty,” and that thepresent yen in their direction is notmerely an abortive concomitant of thedramatic spiritual metamorphosis ap¬parently going on under our verynoses, but represents a more or lessmatured itch of long standing; thenher quarrel becomes but a faint quib¬ble as to details of method. Onceagain the pot reproves the kettle.In the contrary case, it need benoted that recognizing skids when youfeel them under you is no cure forbeing on them; and our freshman isunduly optimistic if she expects to bethrillingly rescued therefrom in vir¬tue of having given tongue to herslippings.But in any event, unless I woefullyunderestimate, the ultimate outcomedepends only on the efficacy of the“lure” advertised in paragraph 9. Ifit is so, so is she; if it is not—well,the grapes are always sour anyway.Graduate Student.NO PUFFENDORFEditor,The Daily Maroon:I was shocked profoundly to findthat our library has no Puffendorf.When I consider the volume on vol¬umes of pedantic Teutonic writing onVolksgeistgenossenschaftgrundlagem-sumstellungwissenachaftsbunkumisnuswe have, it is an added shock. Weought at least have one Puffendorf.Yours outragedly,Winston Ashley Today on theQuadranglesMEETINGSAdvisory board of YWCA. YW roomof Ida Noyes at 9:30 this morning.Public meeting to discuss arrests ofSocialist students. Cobb 110 at 3:30.Faculty lunch. Private dining roomof Ida Noyes at 12.Kappa Alpha Psi. Room D of Rey¬nolds club at 12.Arhoth. Room A of Ida Noyes at2:30.Rayute. Alumni room of Ida Noyesat 3:30.Membership group of YWCA. YWCA room of Ida Noyes at 3:30.Publicity group of YWCA. WAAroom of Ida Noyes at 3:30.Arrian. Room C of Ida Noyes at4:30.Business school group. Room B ofReynolds club at 7:30.Radio Club. Donald Macmillanspeaker on “Audio Distortion.” Bur¬ton Court round table room at 8.LECTURES“Relief Functions of the District ofColumbia Board of Public Welfare.”Law North at 1:30.“Correctional Functions of the Dis¬ trict of Columbia Board of PublicWelfare.” Law North at 2:30.“Rembrandt and Italy,” Dr. MartinWeinberger of Courtauld InstituteUniversity of London. Classics lo at4:30.“Technological Progress in Relationto Employment.” Associate Profes.sorMitchell. Fullerton hall of the ArtInstitute at 6:45.“Trends in Modern Art.” ProfessorShapley. International House Assem¬bly Hall at 8:30.“News Behind the News. The Out¬come of Election.” Associate ProfessorKerwin; Earl H. DeLong, Northwest¬ern University. Station WIND at 7:3o.MISCELLANEOUSSymphony Concert. Social ScienceAssembly Hall at 12:30.“Androcles and the Lion.” DramaticAssociation play. Theater of ReynoldsClub at 8:15.Tour of University Chapel carillonchapel. 1 to 6.ANNOUNCEMENTSPhi Kappa Sigma fraternity wasomitted from the list of officially rec¬ognized activities. It is officially rec¬ognized by the University.All organizations desiring officialrecognition must notify the Dean ofStudents’ office immediately..CONVERTS BEGINNERS-'CONVINCES VETERANS!FRESHEn THOSETIREDMurin* quickly (ruliGVGt Gyus \ritotud by rcoAIng, tmok*, du«0wind, lo>» oftiGGp. It's tooth¬ing, rGfrGthing.UtG it doily. ^OMRMNOWOlldBniiCOES ON INSIDEjtSUlfiJL ^JcOOLIPvS: Eyes Buy yoarMedico pipe otREADER'STHE CAMPU8 DRUG STORE61st and Ellisoppoaitc Burton CourtLocgI Phone 9TONIGHTThe Dramatic Association presentsGeorge Bernard Shaw'sAndrocles and the LionNov. 4, 5, 6, 7Reynolds Club TheaterSingle admissions 75c Season Tickets $2.75Tickets on Sale at Box OfficeTHE PUBLICATIONS THATTHINK FOR YOUTHE STUDENT HANDBOOK....THE STUDENT DIRECTORY....THE 1937 CAP & GOWN ... .$0.2525.... 3.50$4.00All Three Offered You for$3.50with an Advance Subscription forThe Cap and GownFor 1937*(The New Student Directory Will BeOut Soon - Watch for It)TJ THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1936 Page Three^ Qreek £etters ^* ♦ ♦By CODY PFANSTIEHLALPHADELTAPHIThe largest of the 16 social fra¬ternities on campus, Alpha Delta Phiis also one of the leaders. This groupis rich in activities, rather lacking infootball players, and high in scholar¬ship.Pledges living in the Universitydormitories pay $16 per month, whilethose living in the city but at homepay $20. The initiation fee is $60, actives living outside the house pay $25,actives in the hou.se $60 a month.The.se prices include everything, asthere is a house rule prohibiting spe¬cial assessments of any sort.The Alpha Delts are strong in thedramatic Association, claiming thepresident, a member of the play com¬mittee, a.ssistant production chair¬man, secretary of the business department, and two sophomore mem¬bers.Two seniors, one the president, arein Owl and Serpent, the Senior honorsociety. This fraternity also claimsthe associate editor of The Maroon,Commander of Crossed Cannon, pres¬ident of the Settlement Board, Chair¬man of F'reshman Orientation, anda co-captain of the swimming team.Of 15 .seniors, eight are actively af¬filiated with at least one activity,while seven of the eleven juniors areoutwardly active. The Alpha Deltshave two junior intramural managers,one member of Blackfriars, fourmembers on the Chapel Council, andtwo members of Iron Mask, the jun¬ior honorary society.Eight of 15 sophomores earned atotal of 13 numerals last year, twoof the.se in football. This class hasmore of an athletic tinge than the up¬per clas.ses.The Alpha Delta Phi house is one of the newest and finest on campus,boasting a library, game room, andexcellent general facilities.The Alpha Delts may well betermed a “rounded” fraternity. Lastyear they finished third in the In¬tramural ratings—an indication ofcooperative spirit and athletic ade¬quacy. Yet a survey by the Dean ofStudent’s office revealed this samegroup ranking among the first few inscholarship.The financial statistics quoted aboverepre.sent slightly above average pricesfor University fraternities. The “noas.sessment” law is worth noting, forit has been the practice of severalhouses to quote low monthly prices,then “asses.s” members for houseparties, teas, furniture fund, and var¬ious causes.An indication of wise pledging isgained when we see that every manof the 17 pledged last year is backin school this quarter. A fraternitythat pledges a large class merely toswell its numbers and pay the housebills very often shows up next yearwith a great fatality in the class.Alumni of the local chapter includeJames Weber Linn, Walter Eckersall,Edgar J. Goodspeed, and ClarenceHerschberger. Contact with the fac¬ulty, however, is rather lacking.A scholarship fund of $50,000 will,starting this year, furnish aid to de¬serving brothers of the local chap¬ter. Thus is demonstrated an inter¬ested alumni group.In all. Alpha Delta Phi may besummarised as the largest and oneof the leading fraternities, tendingtoward activities rather than ath¬letics, moderately priced, and pos¬sessing excellent physical equipment.SALE OFLeather GoodsZipper envelope, 11 by 16 inches, full top walrus grainleather, with pocket inside. Black or brown. A fine valueat only $1.95 each.I A similar case to above exceptI leather not quite as selected andj in shark grain. $1.50I Other envelopes 75c to $1.95 Zipper loose leaf book for full8%xll paper, 3 rings. Goodheavy leather, extra capacity,2 pockets, ring boosters, only$2.95Others from $1.75 to $2.95Brief Case—full size with extrametal reinforcement around alledges and corners—3 pocket,adjustable lock, shark grainleather only $2.75 Bill Folds of genuine Englishgoatskin and English calf in avariety of styles and colors—only $1.25Woodworth's Book StoreI 1311 E. 57th St.j Near Kimbark Ave.^ Open EveningsPhone Dorchester 4800 Police Department Seizes TwoStudents in Violation of the Law Fraternity ManBy BUD OGREN(Editor of Soapbox)Once again Fascism tickles thecampus palate. This time it was met¬ed out by the duly constituted forcesof law and order—the Chicago PoliceDepartment. The news story on thefront page necessarily omits some ofthe juicier items.Spouted one of the doughty “RedSquad” officers to one of the incarcer¬ated comrades: “So you’re from Cali¬fornia—they know how to handle yourkind out there—they kill ’em! If youdon’t cut it out and get out of here,we’ll run you into the lake!” The in¬grate Californian failed to appreciatethe blue-coat’s admirable efforts fosave him from the menace of ideas.About the LeafletsDistribute anti-lynching leaflets toNegros? Who ever heard of such athing? What interest could a color¬ed person have in such a subject?Such leaflets have been distributedin “white” sections of the city, and noone registered an objection. It seemsthat it is a violation of campaign eth¬ics and good taste to raise a feal is¬sue—and to raise it among those whohave a stake on it. as a vote of confidence. We are re-of reaction. Let us build our ownforces!minded of the point that NormanThomas brought out in his campuslecture a couple of weeks ago, to wit,that Hindenburg was offered as a sub¬stitute for Hitler, and the Germanpeople got Hindenburg and Hitler,that Wilson was supported by the lib¬erals against war, and America gotWilson and war.Not BookedSome of those arrested Mondaywere detained overnight without bail,without being booked on any charge.The step from this method of hand¬ling minorities to the Hitler concen¬tration camp technique is not a longone.Some step will be taken, that muchis sure. IJlHiether it will be to Fas¬cism or Socialism depends largely onwhether the American liberal ends hissupport to the labor and socialistmovement or whether he supports re¬action in the guise of liberalism.The agents of reaction cannot beexpected to protect us from the forcesIt is interesting to note that thepolicemen in charge sported large“Roosevelt - for - Presidehit” buttons.These men are the dependable ele¬ments in the Chicago political ma¬chinery, part and parcel of the politi¬cal force which has been lauded asAmerica’s bulwark against reaction.Dare we suggest that this serve asan object lesson to those liberals (fac¬ulty members not excepted) who votedthe Democratic ticket to defeat re¬action? What is that famous pre¬cept about the beam in your own eye ?I think it is important to emphasizehere that the “lesser evil” is primar¬ily an evil. History has demonstrat¬ed repeatedly that when the lesser oftwo evils is supported against thegreater, this support is interpreted Psychiatrist SpeaksBefore Sociologists“Linguistic Enviorments” will bediscussed by Dr. Charles B. Congdon,prominent Chicago psychiatrist, at ameeting of the Sociology Club to beheld in 122 Social Science at 7:30 to¬morrow evening.READERSThe CAMPUS DRUG STORE61st and Ellis Ave.Opposite Burton CourtLOCAL PHONE 9 (Continued from Page 1)Blackfriars heads. Settlement Boardheads. Chapel Council heads, D.A.heads, etc., etc. chosen? Any honestfraternity man knows. And as forrushing—well there is no use say¬ing more than you said in referenceto the clubs.My dear unknown “friend”. Youhave a cause of self respect to main¬tain. You have a right to join aclub, if for nothing else than to cometo know the system and if you dare,try to reform part of it. But by allmeans join an organization for thelove of association, not to “rate.” Ifyou have never had to resort to yourPilgrim ancestors don’t start now.The club that takes you for a qualityperson and not the rate-ability mayhave something despite all to offer.There is a lot more that I wouldlike to say, but for now may I takemy hat off (one of the fetv times Ihave felt a just cause for doing soto womanhood on this campus) to agirl with enough spunk (providingyour article was written with sinceremotives and not for the futureprominence which will follow youwhen you become known as the “girlwho”...) to tell the club system where to get off and to pan the moreor less “it-is-not-done” traditions onthis campus.Sincerely,Mr. At Present a Greek(after this letter, forhow long?)P.S. For God’s sake, girl, thosewere fine words, stick by them andforget those last thirty lines.Ellsworth Will ReturnEllsworth Faris, chairman of thedepartment of Sociology, will returnto the University within the nexttwo weeks. He has been recoveringfrom a prolonged illness followingan operaion in the Illinois Centralhospital several months ago.PLEDGINGAchoth announces the pledging ofBernice Bartels of East Chicago.TheWomens SymphonyOrchestrawithGERTRUDWETTERGRENWorld famous contraltoof theMetropolitan OperaasGuest ArtistAuditorium TheaterTuesday, November 10th8:00 P.M.Tickets on sale atInformation OfficeAMUSEMENT SECTIONORCHESTRA HALL1936~FortY-Sixth Season—1937Chicago SymphonyOrchestraFREDERICK STOCK. ConductorPROGRAMS(Subject to change)Thursday fJnVETeninf JL^vV# v O AfternoonHANS LANGE, ConductingSuite from "Dardanus” RameauOvertureMinuetRondeau TendreTambourin I and II(Arrangeil by Eric DeLamarter)Symphony No. 2, D Major,Opus 36 BeethovenAdaKio Molto—Alleifro con brioLarghetto Scherzo Allegro MoltoIntarmiMionOverture to “Flight Into Egypt,”Opus 26 BerliozEnglish Rhapsody, “Brigg Fair” DeliusPrelude and Isolde’s Love Death,from “Tristan and Isolde” WagnerTickets: Main floor, $1.50, $2.00. $2.60;Balcony, $1.00, $1.60; Gallery, 60cDREXEL THEATRE858 E. 63rdToday Only Mark Connelly’s“GREEN PASTURES”Thurs. and FridayRobert Young and Madeline Carrol“SECRET AGENT”The Great TedSHAWNandhis EnsembleofMen DancersBlackstone TheaterSeats 83c-$2.20Sun. Aft. Nov. 8 at 3:30Special Rates atInformation Office Frolic Theatre55th & ELLIS AVE.Today and TomorrowJune Travisin**Jailbreak”Friday and SaturdayMyrna Loy & Warner Baxterin TONIGHT at 8:30GREAT DRAMA ... hotwith 1936 problems andspeech. A DRAMATICTHRILLER... a wallopingevening in the theater.”—LLOYD LEWIS,Daily News. Chicago City Opera Co.Jason F. Whitney Paul LongonePresident Gen’l ManagerTonight, Nov. 4MARTHA—Jepson, Thomas,Martin, Ballet, HasselmansConductor.Fri. Eve., Nov. 6“To Mary—with Love”MISCHAELMANchestra HallAft., Nov. 8that 3:3083c—$2.75Special Rates to StudentsTickets at Information Office NORMAN BEL GEDDES Presents“DEADEND” TBy SIDNEY KINGSLEYSTUDEBAKER418 S. MICHIGAN. Ph. HAR. 2792NIGHTS (Incl. Sun.), 55c to $2.75MATS. WED. & SAT.. 55c to $2.20 LA F IA M M A—Raisa, LaMance, Sharnova, Weber Con¬ductor.SAT. MAT. SAT. EVE.NOV. 7 NOV. 7L A TRAVIATA, MME. BUTTER-with Mason, Thom- FLY, with Burke,as. Matyas, Chamlee,Rimini.6 Weeks of Grand Operato December 12Seats at Information OfficePrices 75c to $4.00Civic Opera House Randolph 9229Programs of 4 Ballets include:The Green TableBalladeJohann Strauss, To-night!..,.The MirrorA Ball in Old ViennaThe Big CityChicago Premiere: “The Prodigal Son”Prices: $1.10—$3.30. On Sale at Information OfficeFor Special prices for group of ten—Harry Zelzer, 20 N. Wacker Drive. Dea. 2990Internationally L'amousJCX)SS EUROPEAN BALLETSun. Aft. & Eve. Nov. 8\,DAILY MAROON SPORTSPage Four WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1936GridLeaks* * ♦By WILLIAM McNEILL* * *The intense effort and hard physi¬cal contact of football appealsstrongly to any man, but as the gameexists today, it is practically closedto all men who weigh less than 160pounds. The only possible substitutefor beef is speed, and even so, asmall man is under tremendous dis¬advantages with gigantic tacklerswaiting for a chance to put him“out.”Lightweight basketball teams, giv¬ing the smaller fellows a chance toplay are common, and the idea couldwell be taken over in college foot¬ball. The weight limit for the ponyteam could be set at a level not toweaken the varsity, say about 160pounds.The team would enter intercol¬legiate competition and perhaps thegames could act as curtain raisersfor the main game, starting at 12:30,or so and playing perhaps three-quarters of the standard game.The move would double the numberof participants in the game, andmake the Saturday afternoon footballgame a double attraction. To beeffective, the move would have to beundertaken by several schools atonce to stir up enough interest tobring out an adequate squad, andwould best be initiated through theannual Big Ten conference duringthe last weeks of December.The experiment could at least dono harm.* * •Of freshman out for football, 44per cent failed to pass the threecomprehensives necessary for eligi¬bility last year, but even this tre¬mendous mortality rate is lower thanthat for the class as a whole, wherenearly half failed to keep eligible.This strangely contradicts the popu¬lar picture of the brawny athletewho divides his time between the ath¬letic field and the fraternity lounge.• * *Every day professional footballclimbs nearer the headlines of themetropolitan press. The phenomenalrise of the professional game raisesthe question as to the future of itsrelation to the collegiate brand ofthe game.Professional football did not gainpopularity until Red Grange, proba¬bly the most publicized player everto sink into the gridiron, went pro¬fessional upon his graduation. Theextraordinary interest which attach¬ed to his college career followed himonto the professional field and theera of rising Sunday crowds began.* * *So far, the professional game hasin large measure been parasitic oncollege-made reputations, but everyyear new names formerly obscured onsmall campuses break into the head¬lines.The advantages of the professionalgame which come first to mind in¬clude: an open formulation of therules to please the spectator, makingspectacular plays such as passeseasier; teams of stars with reputa¬tions ready-made; more perfect foot¬ball; and Sunday games, whichmakes attendance easier for mostpeople.The great advantage of the collegeover the professional game from thebusiness point of view is the sup¬port and often passionate interest ofalumni in the teams of their almamaters.Nevertheless the size of crowdshas suffered wherever professionalfootball has been established, andthe effect may very well be to restorethe college game to a game playedfor the fun the players get out of it.The immediate effect, however, willmore likely be a bitter competitionbetween the two, and only as the ab¬surdity of a college devoting itselfto the amusement business throughthe open subsidization of players,will the restoration of the player tohis rightful place in the game takeplace.Morgan’s 183 LeadsRifle Club TourneyThe first week’s competition in theladder tournament of the Rifle Clubfinds Freeman Morgan leading thepack with 183 points to his credit.Hugh Bennett is in second spot withonly one point separating him fromMorgan.Margaret Conger is leading thegirl’s division by virtue of a 195 total,trailed by yearling Thelma Iselmanwho has annexed 189 tallies. Track Lettermen UnanimouslyChoose John Beal as CaptainStar Hurdler Replaces RayEllinwood as TrackLeader.John Beal will lead the Maroonsthis year in all their track competi¬tion. Unanimously elected yesterdayby his fellow-cindermen, he will fillthe vacancy caused by the departureof Ray Ellinwood, who has gone toCalifornia to pursue his philosophi¬cal studies in peace.For the past two years Beal hasbeen a consistent point gainer for theMidw'ay thinclads in all dual meetcompetition. Ace of the Maroon hur¬dlers last year, Beal was in the firstthree places of every meet. Althoughhis specialty is timber topping, hehas entered the high jump severaltimes with success.Fall Spoils RaceComing from University High, in1933, John immediately went out forfreshman track. Culminating a greatsophomore season, Beal entered theBig Ten Conference meet in '34.After showing great form most of theway in the high hurdles and practic¬ally assuring himself of a place, Bealslipped, fell, and was out of the run¬ning.Against Notre Dame last season,Beal hung up his best time. Pacedall the way by his fast stepping run¬ning mate, Nat Newman, Beal hit aspeedy stride to finish first with thefast :08.9 for 70 yards.With Newman gone this season,Beal, a senior in Biological Scienceis the only experienced hurdler on theteam. Two years behind him, thespeedy Deke should hit his peak andwill be one of the bright spots in anot to flashy track squad. Team Works Outin Fieldhouse forOhio State ClashForced to practice in the Field-house again yesterday, the Maroonstangled with the freshman in a lightscrimmage and spent much time onperfecting plays. The yearlings wereusing Ohio State plays which metwith only slight success against thevarsity.Pass plays were apparently receiv¬ing the most attention from Shaugh-nessy and his aides indicating thatthe Maroon brain trust may be count¬ing on taking to the air waves inSaturday’s skirmish at Columbus.Fitzgerald RecoveringFitzgerald, who received, a verybadly bruised thigh in the game atCamp Randall Saturday, is recover¬ing, but probably will not be able toget into the game against the Buck¬eyes. Sherman, big gun of the Ma¬roons running attack, was in sweatclothes and is pretty badly bruisedand battered from Saturday’s game.He will probably see action in thisweek’s conference clash, however.As a result of the injuries to Sher¬man and Fitzgerald, several changesappeared in the Maroon first string.Frick apparently is in line for thewing post of “Fitz.” In the backfield,Skoning, Fareed, Goodstein, and Val-orz were the quartet working to¬gether.At tackle, Antonie replaced John¬son as the man with the starting as¬signment. Antonie turned in a finegame at Wisconsin Saturday and isalso a punter of no mean ability. I Reporter Recalls Jimmy Twohig 'sHalf Century of Service on MidwayBy EMME'TT DEADMANHe was sitting in the Fieldhousewatching football practice. A dimin¬utive man, sitting quietly on the edgeof the basketball court, he would notimpress a stranger with his incon¬spicuous appearance, but he is oneof the most colorful figures associa¬ted with the University—JimmyTwohig. Univerity students of otherdays will remember him as caretakerof the athletic department grounds;Maroons today know of him as an in¬stitution, almost a tradition.So high had this diminutive figurerisen in the asteem of those whoknew that last year the Universitydedicated its alumni directory to“Jimmy Twohig for his years offaithful service.” Almost reverent¬ly I approached him.“Are you Jimmy Twohig?”“You bet I am,” came the answerand the pride which rang from thatreply told the questioner that JimmyTwohig had lived a great life.Worked for Chicago UniversityYes, he had been with the Univer¬sity since the beginning. He was withthe old Chicago University, foundedin 1884 at 34th Place, employed atthe home of its president. This in¬stitution became defunct in 1887, butwhen the present University of Chi¬cago was founded Jimmy joined thestaff and remained an active workeruntil his retirement four years ago.He is past 84 now, and although hedoes get a little homesick for the cus¬todianship of the athletic groundswhich he has seen grow from a cowpasture to a huge stadium and aFieldhouse is the special object of hisadmiration. “Wasn’t it nice that theplayers could practice inside?” “Yessir, this is sure fine” What did he think of Saturday’sgame? “Well, that was great.There’s Gillerlain now’. You know heblocked Wisconsin’s kick Saturday aswell as converting the one for theChicago’s winning margin. He’s afine boy.Remembers ElckersallI remember the days when WallyEckersall used to beat Wisconsindropkicking. In the games thosedays, the team had three downs tomake five yards. I remember whenw’e played Michigan with Eckersallback in ’05. That was the best gameI’ve ever seen.”As he watched Shaughnessy giv¬ing the players instructions about anew play, he remarked, “I rememberwhen that coach was playing withMinnesota. Chicago played Minneso¬ta that year and beat them 14-7.Shaughnessy was captain. He wasa great player too.”“I remember the first year of theforward pass. That w’as back in 1906.We could use it too; beat Illinois64-0 that year,” he chuckled.Study More TodaySilence for a moment. Then, “Ibet those boys would like to get homeand work on their books. You knowthere’s lots of studying going onaround here these days.” With thesewords, Jimmy got up, admonishedthe basketball players to do moreplaying and less hollering and wan¬dered over to w'atch another sectionof practice.The look of devotion and loyaltyw’ith which Jimmy Twohig watched :the Maroon players was sufficient ex- Iplanation for his position of esteem iin the hearts of all Maroons who !have known him. All Seeded EntriesWin in Table TennisWith the fourth round of the Rey¬nolds Club table tennis tournament,ended all seeded entries are runningtrue to form. The fifth round whichwill end Friday is the crucial. Quar¬ter finals in which all seeded men arepitted against one another. Playingthis w’eek are Kreitenstein, Perlman,Wilkins, Jacobs, Greenberg, Cannon,Kobak, and McNeil.In the Reynolds Club autumn quar¬ter three cushioned straight rail bil¬liard tournament, in his second roundmatch, Neiman has set a high runof six for his opponents to shoot at.Winners thus far, are Trowbridgca,Feiges, Neiman, J. G. Brown, Rap-paport, and Polacheck.YOU CAN’T CHEW OFFTHE MOUTHPIECE!Ba; yourYollo-Bole pipe atREADER'STHE CAMPUS DRUG STOREGist and Ellisuppttoite Burton CourtLoral Phono 9^Ctnetnber this . • • two things make thesmoking quality of a cigarette—the tobaccos and thepaper. The Champagne cigarette paper on Chester¬fields is tested over and over for purity, for the rightburning quality. Another reason why Chesterfield wins, O 1936, LiGcarr & Mysrs Tobacco Co.We all agree on this . . . cigarettepaper is important. For Chesterfieldwe use the best paper that we canbuy. It is called Champagne Ciga<rette Paper. It is made from the soft,silky fibre of the flax plant. It iswashed over and over in clear, spark¬ling water.A lot of the pleasure you get insmoking Chesterfields is due to ourusing the right kind of cigarette pa¬per. Chesterfield paper is pure, andit bums without taste or odor.Pure ... and of finertexture than most anythingthat touches your lips...