Vol. 37. No. 20.PeopleEveryone Sees, but NoOne KnowsBy EDWARD C. FRITZ“There are more things twixt heav¬en and earth, my friend,Than we have ever dreamt in phil¬osophies.”Pushing along the book-carts inHarper Reading Room most anymorning or afternoon is a slight,black - clad, silent figure, slightlystooped and strongly bespectacled—long familiar tostudents as thesymbol of musty,seclpded HarperStacks.Although hisname, “R’r. Clark,”is known only tothe library work¬ers, his symbolicappearance has^ been noticed andArthur Clark remembered by al¬most everyone who has ever pulled anose out of a book in Harper Library.And yet, behind his mechanical, pe¬dantic form is a story of remarkablecontrasts, variety smothered in mon¬otony, enjoyment smothered in trag¬edy.For Arthur Clark in spite of fa¬bles is not a true denizen of HarperStacks. He seldom enters the stacks,and, rather than being a book-worm,reads little besides mystery novels.Western sagas, and sports stories.When asked how he likes Zane Grey,he replies, ‘‘Nothing extra.”« « «As a matter of fact, the little man’smain enjoyment is following therealm of sports, by radio and news¬paper. He has never been an ath¬lete, himself, but lives an astounding-ly secluded life within the confines ofseveral city blocks between Harperand his apartment on Ellis Avenue.He leaves this area no more than fivetimes a year, he said.Mailing out inter- ||library loan packages, o a upgp’Cjputting away trays, TRACiICand counting peoplewith his link* hand- BOOKMAWcounter, Clark spendshis drab daily hours in anticipationof returning to his home at nightand listening to the radio with histwenty-five year old daughter. “We’vebeen keeping house together for thelast lb years,” he sighed with a(|uiver in his voice. And this quiverled to the revelation of the secret of('lark’s life.* « *For his stolid, unflinching, mechan¬ical attitude covers a heart which hasnot always been subdued beneath rou¬tine activities, but was once youngand filled with love.“Then came the war,” the little manrelated, controlling his voice withgreat effort, “and the flu epidemiccame with it. I had a wife and fourchildren. I now have one daughterleft.”.\o wonder the black-clad figureconfines his recreation to racetrackreports and broadcasts of the “Cubbaseball team.” No wonder he haslacked incentive to see more than onestage production in fifteen years oflife in Chicago. No wonder he hasbeen content for six years to followii routine which he could now do “just»s well as if I were blind.”The students have their opinionibout Clark. He also has his opin-ons about them. “In six years, I’velever met a discourteous studentlere,” he said. “The ’help’ aroundlere is absolutely likeable. I havelever had any hard feelings with any-)ne.”“But,” he added as an afterthought,‘1 do become vexed when people leave■atalogue trays way off from wherehey get them. I have to put awayrays every twenty minutes of thelay.” ♦ * ♦The only thing interesting that^lark could remember happening atlarper besides the afternoon “smok-ng bees” was his mailing of a deed,nade out in the Fourteenth Century,vith the origmal shell stamp stillled to it. However, he is not unob-ervant, because he remarked how heould spot nine out of ten freshmenvery year, by their “distinct look”.They are only 18 but try to look 25,”e analyzed.Having thus penetrated and solvedhe secret to the life of the littlelack symbol of Harper Stacks, weook our leave, confident that he noinger puzzled us. But just as we/ere turning away, we noticed hisoat fold open, and there, on his vest/as an emblem which would havepened up a new field of inquiry. He^ore a Landon button. Chapel UnionPlans Programfor ConferenceGroup ^nvites ProminentPersonages to Attend• Meeting.“Freedom vs. Authority” will bethe theme of the first Chapel Unionconference held on November 7 and 8at the Dune Side Inn, near Tremont,Indiana.Several of the specific questions in¬volved in this general issue are: (1)Should a communist be allowed tosj)eak over the radio?; (2) What arethe public responsibilities of a news¬paper? Should it indoctrinate its read¬ers or present all sides of an issue?;(3) Can the masses be trusted?Invite Newspaper EditorsFollowing the custom of the pastfive years that the trips have beenconducted, .several prominent person¬ages have been invited to share inthe discussion. Foremost among the.seare Samuel E. Thoma.son, publisherof The Daily Times, and S. J. Dun-can-Clark, editor of The Daily News.Other gue.sts are Anton J. Carlson,Harry Gideonse, Maynard Krueger,Mary Gilson, Dr. and Mrs. GeorgeMonk, and a representative of theAmerican Liberty League.None of the speakers will deliverformal lectures; rather the discus¬sions will be of the personal, conver¬sational type. By this method, thenew students are offered an oppor¬tunity to make intimate contacts withthe leaders, all of whom are expertsin their fields.Offer Respite from School WorkThe week-end outings have beensuccessful in the past because the of¬fer a brief respite from the routinework of the school. Hiking, games,and general “roughing it” supplementthe discussions.The trip will leave the UniversitySaturday morning at 8:30 and aftera full week end will return about sup¬per time Sunday. Transportation,food, and all expen.ses will be includedin the $3.00 cost of the trip. All in¬terested students should sign up inthe Chapel office, which is in thenorth-east corner of the UniversityChapel.In past years the.se trips have beenorganized by temporary student com¬mittees. This is the first sponsoredby the Chapel Union.Dean of StudentsLists AuthorizedStudent AetivitiesOfficial recognition has been givenby the Office of the Dean of Studentsto 69 student organizations on cam¬pus, it was announced yesterday.At the opening of the autumnquarter all student associations wererequested to submit names of officersand membership lists to the Dean ofStudents in order to be active for theyear 1936-37, and to facilitate the as¬signment of dates and reservations ofrooms for club activities. Organiza¬tions old and new who have not sub¬mitted the required information andwish to do so may apply for recogni¬tion to the Office of the Dean of Stu¬dents. They will otherwise be con¬sidered inactive and will be deniedthe customary privileges.List Groups RecognizedThose groups officially recognizedfor the year are Alpha Delta Phi, Al¬pha Tau Omega, Beta Theta Pi, ChiPsi, Delta Kappa Epsilon, Delta Up-silon. Kappa Sigma, Phi Beta Delta,Phi Delta Theta, Phi Gamma Delta,Phi Kappa Psi, Phi Sigma Delta, PiLambda Phi, Psi Upsilon, Sigma Chi,Zeta Beta Tau, Achoth, Arrian, ChiRho Sigma, Delta Sigma, Deltho, Eso¬teric, Phi Beta Delta, Phi Delta Up¬silon, Quadrangler, Rayute, and Wy-vern.Others are Alpha Epsilon Iota, Al¬pha Zeta Beta, American Student Un¬ion, Avukah, Bar Association, Black-friars, Business School Council, Boardof Women’s Organizations, Browder-for-President club, “C” club. Campus( Continued on page 2 ) UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1936 Price 3 CentsWAA FeaturesVaried Program atHallowe’en PartyWith witches in the offing, a hugecelebration of Hallowe’en will be infull swing in the Cloister Club of IdaNoyes hall tomorrow evening, spon¬sored by the Women’s Athletic As¬sociation. Beginning at 8, the entirehall will be open to all students ofthe University, with a variety of en¬tertainment including roller skatingin the large gymnasium, bowling,ping pong, and dancing in the CloisterClub to the music of Perry Kinzie andhis band.Apple bobbing and fortune tellingwill be some of the Hallowe’en fea¬tures of the evening. A striking floor-show will present the unique act oftap dancers on roller skates.Helen Thompson, social chairmanof the WAA, is in charge of the gen¬eral committee. Her assistants are:decorations, Virginia Gray; publicity,Henrietta Yalowitz; refreshments,Alice DuBois; tickets, Harriet Doll;orchestra and entertainment, PaulineTurpin.Tickets for the party may be pur¬chased in the lobby of Ida Noyes hall,at the desk in the Reynolds club, andfrom members of the association.They are priced at 25 cents for mem¬bers of the WAA, and 35 cents for allother students.Jernegan SeesNew AlignmentsRoosevelt Like Hamilton,Not Jefferson, Concern¬ing States’ Rights.What Jefferson would say about theDemocratic administration, were hehere to say it, is an enigma to Mar¬cus W. Jernegan, professor emeritusof History. But the genial professoris quite certain that the great demo¬crat would find agreement on thequestion of states’ rights with Roose¬velt a.s with Hamilton.“U n 1 e s s,” he conditioned, “hethought there would spring from agreater concentration of power in thenational government greater libertyas well as greater economic security.“It is quite clear, however,” hesmiled, “that the party alignment hasshifted. Roosevelt’s denunciation ofthe ‘tories’—‘economic royalists’ as hecalls them—would have been mostamusing in revolutionary days, forthe tories, you know, favored strongcentralization of government. Roose¬velt’s ‘tories’ stand for an emphasisupon states’ rights.“Otis and Samuel Adams and therest of the revolutionary leaders wereprotesting against a highly central¬ized govenment—against the tories.Jefferson split with Hamilton when hewould consolidate national sovereign¬ty. Roosevelt, championing the demo¬cratic cause, forwards what his revo¬lutionary forbears abhorred.“The republicans of 1936, I think,are distinctly Jeffersonian; the demo¬crats Hamiltonian. I can’t say wheth¬er these differences are fundamentalor whether they are assumed for bal¬lot appeal. But times have changed.Jefferson, alive today, might havechanged with them.”International HouseStages Gala Party“Everyone and his dog are sure tobe there” according to the announce¬ment of the International House galaHallowe’en Costume Party Friday.The party will start at dinner whenthe residents invade the dining hallgarbed in costumes, and will continuethroughout the evening with dancing,a floor show, and a grand march.International House will be decor¬ated for the occasion with typicalHallowe’en regalia. Dinner musicwill be furnished from 7 to 8 by aHungarian Gypsy Orchestra. Afterdinner there will be folk dancing inthe Assembly Hall. Guests will fox¬trot to the tunes of Art Goldsmith’sswing band. A professional rollerskating act will be included on theprogram.Five prizes are to be awarded forcostumes of the following descrip¬tion : best national costume, bestcouple costume, most original cos¬tume, most “Hallowe’eny” costume,and funniest costume. Classroom Poll Proves StudentsLess Conservative Than FathersDo University students vote astheir fathers do?And if there is a difference, doesa University education move the stu¬dent’s vote to the left or to the right?An answer to these questions issuggested by an analysis of the repre¬sentative poll taken in 31 classroomslast week. According to Departmentof Sociology ex''drts led by ProfessorSamuel A. Stsuffer, this poll repre¬sents an accurate and scientific cross-section of undergraduate opinion.The analysis shows that if Dadfavored Roosevelt, the student is al¬most sure to vote the same way. Butif Dad is going to vote for Landonthe chances are about one in three orfour that Son or Daughter will sup¬port the Democratic candidate.The following table indicates theexact percentages gained from therepresentative classroom poll in thecollege and divisions.FATHER—SON AND DAUGHTERRELATIONSHIP{Major Candidates only)Percentage of studentswho supported:Father for Roosevelt LandonRooseveltSons (Col) 98.9 1.1(Div) 88.7 11.3Daughters(Col) 98.6 1.4(Div) 97.3 2.7Father forLandonSons (Col) 36.8 62.3(Div) 20.3 79.7Daughters(Col) 30.6 69.4(Div) 25.6 75.0 Those who believe the Universitytoo liberal in its teachings will becalled upon to explain why studentswho have been here three and fouryears, and whose fathers are Landonmen, are more prone to follow familytraditions and vote Republican thanare Freshmen and Sophomores, who,have had less time to become indoc¬trinated.Analyze Votesof ASU MembersFurther analysis and cross-tabula¬tion on the Maroon straw poll reveal¬ed yesterday that the American Stu¬dent Union possesses a votingstrength of 218. Votes were dividedamong Roosevelt, Browder, andThomas—Landon garnering a measlythree votes and Lemke one, thus lend¬ing statistical support to the conten¬tion that the ASU is predominantlyliberal to radical in political senti¬ment. The following table splits thevote into totals for candidates and in¬to subdivisions according to sex:Total Men WomenBrowder . . . . 93 53 40Roosevelt . . . 64 35 29Thomas . . . . 57 36 21Landon . . . . 3 2 1Lemke . . . . . 1 1 0TOTALS' . . . 218 127 91Percentages of the total vote castby people who signified an ASU affili¬ation give Browder 42.6 per cent,Roosevelt 29.3 per cent, Thomas 26.1per cent, Landon 1,3 per cent, andLemke .4 per cent. Composition ofthe voting section of the organizationdivides into 58.2 per cent male and41.7 per cent female.European Scholar Lectures onAsiatic Influences in Medieval ArtOne of the foremost Europeanscholars on the art and culture ofprehistoric times will be heard at theUniversity when Dr. Herbert Kuhn,of the University of Cologne, deliv¬ers a lecture tomorrow night, at 7:30in Classics 10. Dr. Kuhn’s subjectwill be “Asiatic Influences in Me¬diaeval Art,” and will be open to thepublic. He will present his lecturein English.Dr. Kuhn is a recognized authorityin the field of primitive art and haswritten several books on the subject,among them a very recent Berlinpublication on Die vorgeschichtlicheKunst DeutsclUands. He is editor ofthe IPEK, an annual of prehistoricand ethnographic art. sics 10. Dr. Weinberger arrived oncampus a few days ago and has givenlectures in Dr. Middledorfs courselecture will- be open to the public.Studied at MunichProfessor Weinberger received hisPh.D. in 1920 from the University ofMunich, where he studied with Pro¬fessors Heinrich Woelfflin and Lud¬wig F. Bachhofer, who is now de¬partmental lecturer on Japanese arthere. His field of study has beenItalian, German, Dutch, French, andthe sixteenth centuries.Two graduate students in Art arerepresented in the current exhibitionof American artists at the Art Insti¬tute. Roosevelt ClubSponsors GiantRally, ParadeNoted Faculty Speakers,Torchlight Procession Cli¬max Drive.In answer to the recently publi¬cized support given to the Landoncampaign by fourteen Universityprofessors, the campus Roosevelt-for-President club will present five rec¬ognized authorities on national andinternational political issues fromamong the University faculty asspeakers at a giant Democratic rallyscheduled for tonight at 8 in MandelHall.Headlining the program will bePercy Holmes Boynton, Professor ofEnglish; Sophonisba P. Breckinridge,Professor Emerita of Public WelfareAdministration; Jerome GregoryKerwn, Dean of Students in theDivision of Social Sciences; JamesWeber Linn, Professor of English;and Quincy Wright, Chairman of theCommittee on International Rela¬tions.Old Fashioned ParadePreceding the rally will be an oldfashioned torch light parade includ¬ing two bands, sound trucks, auto¬mobiles, and hundreds of marcherscarrying banners and torches. Form¬ing in front of Breasted Hall, 58thand University avenue at 7, the pa¬rade will march throughout the Uni¬versity community, and disband infront of Mandell Hall at 8. It isexpected that all campus Democratswill swell the ranks of the proces¬sion.Believing that it is unnecessary togo off campus to obtain qualifiedspeakers upon the political issues,the Roosevelt-for-President Club ispresenting a program composed en¬tirely of faculty members.Each one, the members point out,Aitthorities in Social Scienceis an authority in the social sciences,and related fields. Furthermore, theprofessors publicly supporting Roose¬velt for President are doing so asprivate citizens and not as facultymembers.’fonight’s rally will represent apart of the final intensive windup ofthe campus campaign for the re-elec¬tion of President Roosevelt which hasbeen sponsored during the past fewmonths by the Roosevelt-for-Presi¬dent club.Courses in Mathematical StatisticsFill Gap in Departmental ProgramNo Stranger HereDr. Kuhn’s appearance in Chicagois not his first. He visited the FieldMuseum a few years ago to study theexhibits of prehistoric art. At thattime he became acquainted with thelate Henry Field and the late Dr.Laufer. He also visited Philadelphiawhile on a lecture tour to this coun¬try “Rembrandt and Italy” will bethe subject of a lecture by Dr. Mar¬tin Weinberger, of the Courtauld In¬stitute, London, to be given Wednes¬day, November 4th, at 4:30 in Clas-on Italian Renaissance sculpture. HisLaw Review BoardElects Four NewAssociate EditorsThirteen juniors have been ap¬pointed to Competitor positions andfour seniors have been made Asso¬ciate Editors of the Law Review inrecent Board of Control elections.The staff members raised to edi¬torships are Kenneth Black, EdwardFriedman, James Martin and HarryKalven Jr.Sophomores selected on the basisof work done during the past yearare Sheldon Bernstein, Marcus Cohn,Myron Duhl, Owen Fairweather,Robert Haythorne, Henry Hill, Je¬rome Klein, Donald Morgan, HarrySchulman, Lee Shaw, Samuel Schle-singer, Olin Sethness, and OrinThiel. They will remain in theseixtsitions until spring when they willbe eligible for editorships.Candidates are now being nomi¬nated for council members of the BarAssociation. This year the councilwill consist of twelve people, threefrom each class, the pre-professionalsbeing represented for the first time.Any person wishing to run for officemust have his petition signed by one-third of the members of his class inorder to be eligible. Cutting across departmental lines,a new interdivisional committee onMathematical Statistics has been or¬ganized at the University for the firsttime this year. The committee com¬posed of Henry Schultz, Professor ofEconomics, Walter Bartky, AssociateProfessor of Astronomy, and LouisL. Thurstone, Professor of Psychol¬ogy, will coordinate instructional fa¬cilities in mathematical statistics.Explaining the work of the com¬mittee, Professor Schultz, chairman,stated, “We cooperate with the va¬rious departments interested in pro¬viding a sound training in the quan¬titative method for their students.We ask students who want to majorin statistics to first meet the require¬ments of their respective divisions. Inshort we are a kind of service agencyto the various departments and divi¬sions which offer advanced trainingin mathematical statistics.”Importance of StatisticsIn forming the committee it wasconsidered that the more highly de¬veloped sciences are characterizedmainly by the mathematical theorywith which experimental work is in¬tegrated. Following the trend in thePhysical Sciences, the Social and Bio¬logical Sciences are emerging fromthe descriptive stages in which phe¬nomena are classified and compared,to assume theoretical patterns oftenexpressable in mathematical formulaewhich describe sequences and rela¬tionships.The new set-up of five statisticscourses presented by members of thestatistics committee permits flexibil¬ity and adaptability to departmentalneeds. New courses include “Surveyof Mathematical Statistics I; TheElements”, “Survey af Mathematical Statistics II; Probability and LeastSquares,” “Correlation and Curve-Fitting,” “Probability, Sampling, andFrequency Distribution,” and “Num¬erical Processes.”The instruction for which the com¬mittee takes a co-ordinating respon¬sibility is intended for those who havehad the conventional courses in anal¬ytical geometry and in the differen¬tial and integeral calculus as well asa good introductory course in sta¬tistics, preferably one given in thedepartment in which the .student in¬tends to do his major w’ork.Phoenix to Refundon SubscriptionsDue to the reduction of the Phoenixyearly subscription prices from $2.00to $1.00, the difference will be re¬turned to subscribers. Checks will bemailed before Nov. 7.The University magazine, findinga quantity of new talent displayed inthe October issue of Phoenix, hasmade the following additions to itseditorial staff: Dick Lindheim, Den¬nis McEvoy, Tayloe Hannaford,Nancy Poole, and Betty Ellis. Thelast three are transfer students fromSarah Lawrence.The business .staff has not beenwithout its alterations. Bud Daniels,Sol Stern, Bernice Levine, FrancesStein, Joseph Krueger, George Brown¬ing, and Charles MacLellan havebeen admitted to this department.Dick Lindheim is responsible foran authoritative and authentic articlethrowing a new light on the currentsituation in Palestine. McEvoy pro¬duced an equally illuminating exposeof the Geisha situation.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1936(^aronnFOUNDED IN 1901Member Associated Collegiate PressThe Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday, Sun*day, and Monday during the Autumn, Winter, and Spring quartersby The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue. Tele¬phones: Local 46, and Hyde Park 9221 and 9222.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any contractentered into by The Daily Maroon. All opinions in The Daily Ma¬roon are student opinioDS, and are not necessarily the views ofthe University administration.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves the rights of publicationof any material appearing in this paper. Subscription rates:$2.75 a year: $4 by r^aii. Single copies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.REPRESCNTEO FOR NATIONAU AOVERTISINO BYNational Advertising Service, Inc.ColUft Publishers Representative420 Madison Ave. New York. N.Y.Chicaoo - Boston • San FranciscoLos ANOELES • PORTLAND • SEATTLEBOARD OF CONTROLJULIAN A. KISER Editor-in-ChiefDONALD ELLIOTT Business ManagerEDWARD S. STERN Managing EditorJOHN G. MORRIS Associate EditorJAMES F, BERNARD., .Advertising ManagerEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESBernice Bartels Edward Fritz Cody PfanstiehlElRoy Golding William McNeill Betty RobbinsBUSINESS ASSOCIATESBernard Levine William Rubach Sigmund DansigerRobert Rosenfels Charles HoyEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHarris Beck C. Sharpless Hickman Lewis MillerLaura Bergquist Rex Horton Burt MoyerMaxine Biesenthal Herbert Kalk Audrey NeffEmmett Deadman Henry Kraybill David SchefferBetty Jean Dunlap Byron Miller Marjorie SeifriedSTAFF PHOTOGRAPHERSDavid Eisendrath Donal HolwayNight Editor: ElRoy D. GoldingAssistant: Herb C. KalkThursday, October 29, 1936More Interpretations“Fraternity men will vote for Landon.”“The Social Science division will go overwhelm¬ingly for Roosevelt.” Such predictions werebantered back and forth among students oncampus quite frequently during the last twoweeks when the straw vote was in the offing,A study of the percentage totals, rather thanabsolute totals, in the various classificationsunder which the results w'ere published con¬firms some of these beliefs, explodes others,and, all in all, reveals some surprising informa¬tion about the political sentiments of certainfactions on campus.Of the total vote cast in the poll, Rooseveltreceived 55.3 percent, Landon 28.2 percent,Thomas 8.03 percent, and Browder 8.02 per¬cent, with the small number of remaining votesscattered. That these percentages reflect veryclosely the political make-up of the studentbody was demonstrated by the representativesample taken in 31 classes. Despite the fairlycommon opinion that women tend to vote moreconservatively than men, the figures show thatthe percentages of both men’s and women’svotes cast for each candidate corresponded al¬most exactly to the percentage of the total votereceived by each candidate.Fraternity men also dispelled the prevailingbelief concerning their political sympathies,when 51.9 percent of them voted for Roosevelt.It is true, however, that this group gave Lan¬don a larger portion (39.2 percent) and Thomasand Browder a smaller portion (5.3 and 3.4percent, respectively) of their votes than didthe rest of the student body. Club girls rantrue to form, casting 56.4 percent of their bal¬lots for Landon, 36.9 percent for Roosevelt, andonly 3.9 and 2.2 percent for Thomas and Brow¬der.The contention that students living in Chi-The ABCsDefinition of SocialismIn the U.S.S.R... .there is full real Socialism, in thatall the dynamic forces of invention, energy, technique,discipline, effort and initiative are applied for and bythe community instead of for and by individuals. Justas the interest and enthusiasm of individuals have beentaught to follow a common purpose and rejoice overcommon successes or weep over common failures, sothe common energy and effort have been canalized in asingle channel; it is no longer a question of what I door what I get but of what we do and what we get. Iventure to suggest that there could be no simpler def¬inition of the difference between Socialism and Individ¬ualism.Walter Duranty,/ Write as / Please{ cago would tend to support Roosevelt and thosecoming from out of the city would tend to sup¬port Landon received confirmation in the re¬sults of the poll. Out of town students ralliedto Thomas and Chicago students to Browderin larger proportions than the total percentagesfor each candidate. The figures were: Chicagoresidents—Roosevelt 48.4 percent, Landon 31.8percent, Thomas 8.5 percent, and Browder 10.8percent; out of town students—Roosevelt 37.6percent, Landon 40.9 percent, Thomas 12.4 per¬cent, and Browder 8.8 percent. A fairly largenumber of voters failed to check this classifi¬cation on the ballot.Roosevelt received his greatest majorities,65 and 68 percent, respectively, in the Divisionof the Biological Sciences and the Law School.As was predicted, the Business School gaveLandon a lead, over Roosevelt, but only a slightone, 51 to 43 percent. The Social Sciences divi¬sion evidenced the strongest liberal sentiment,57 percent of its vote going to Roosevelt andthe rest being divided fairly evenly amongLandon, Thomas, and Browder, each receivingabout 14 percent. In the Division of the Physi¬cal Sciences, the principal discrepancy from thetotal percentage for each candidate was con¬tained in the 14 percent of its votes cast forBrowder. The Communist organization on cam¬pus is apparently strongest, therefore, in theSocial Sciences and Physical Sciences divisions.In all other divisions and professional schools,the percentage distribution among the fourcandidates corresponded closely to the percent¬age of the total vote received by each candi¬date.The Travelling BazaarBy GEORGE FELSENTHALTHE NUISANCE PLATFORMYou Have Only One Hour to Save Your CountryTurn the Rebels OutAre We Men or Mice?Colonel Lexington McGhost for FuehrerAN EDITORIALDo you know that Joseph Frumg is a dirty, snivel¬ling, illegitimate RED? Well, he is. Do you knowthat this adviser of the fifth undersecretary of thetreasury is plotting the overthrow of the governmentBY FORCE? You bet he is.Let us trace his dirty RED history.He was born at the age of three in a hospital. Twodays after Sirth there appeared a birth mark. Was itan ordinary purple one? No. It was RED!He attacked the World’s Greatest Nuisance fromearliest youth. At six he cried after reading comicOrphan Annie and claimed Chester Gump was a damnsissy. Is not this the most traitorous sort of sedition?But let us get back to fundamentals. This countrywas founded by true Americans. The Nuisance has al¬ways maintained that it was. But now are we to takeorders from BLOODY MOSCOW ? The oppositiondoes. FRUMG DOES!If he don’t like our country he should go somewhereelse. Turn the rebels OUT!COLONEL LEXINGTON McGHOSTMIDNIGHT HUMORIn a somewhat liquid condition. Phi Psi RichardDorsey and two friends were leaving a night club re¬cently. In a hilarious mood they entered an elevator.There standing beside them was a very dignified gentle¬man. In fact he was the most dignified man that Dickhad ever seen. The more they carried on; the haught¬ier the elderly gentleman got. When Dick thought thedignified one’s chin was sufficiently high, he drew him¬self up to his full height and exclaimed:“Sir, You are a potential scream.’’THE GHOST GOES WESTJohnnie Morris, who takes care of the things suchas this column, has issued the ultimatum that all col¬umns must be signed. Now this is a horrible thing,but John is the boss. So we come into the open andthe Ghost is dead. But now that you know who writesthis stuff you know whom to tell about all the littleincidents that make interesting reading for followersof the Bazaar. Let’s have some contributions. All andany that can pass judgment in the Dean of Students’office can parade them. Let’s have ’em.ADD TRAILER STORIESA real estate agent tells us this one. A nice-lookingman strode into his office and volunteered that he wouldlike to rent an apartment. It seemed that he had beenliving in an auto-trailer moored on the lake front, andhis wife was afraid that it would be a bit chilly duringthe winter. After some little discussion the agent andthe customer got together on price and location.“There’s only one thing,’’ said the trailer occupant.“Another office refused me an apartment because Ihave no job.’’ «“Well I guess I’ll have to do the same thing underthose circumstances,’’ replied the agent. “There’s onlyone way I can rent this flat to you. You’d have to paya year in advance.’’“All right,’’ said the gent. And with that he plunkeddown a full year’s rental before the eyes of the as¬tounded agent. Activities( Continued from page 1 )Newsreel, Chinese Students Associa¬tion, Christian Fellowship, ChristianScience Organization, Comad club.Crossed Cannon, Daily Maroon, De¬bate Union, Delta Sigma Pi, andDramatic Association.Completing the list are Eta SigmaPhi, Freshman Council, Gamma Al¬pha, Graduate History club, IdaNoyes Council, Ida Noyes Rental Li¬brary, Interclub Council, Kappa Al¬pha, Kappa Epsilon Pi, Lutheranclub. Mirror, Official UndergraduatePublications, Owl and Serpent, P h iBeta Kappa, Pi Lambda Theta, RadioC club, Romance Club, ScandinavianClub, Skull and Crescent, Social Com¬mittee and Wig and Robe.Today on theQuadranglesMEETINGSRoosevelt-for-President Club. Meet¬ing at 7 at 58th and University for aGiant Torchlight Parade. A meetingwill follow at 8 in Mandel Hall.Browder-for-President Club. SocialScience 107 at 3:30.Christian Fellowship Group pre¬sents a guest speaker, Dr. Grigolia ofWheaton College. Wicker Room ofIda Noyes Hall at 7:30.Chapel Council. YWCA room of IdaNoyes Hall at 3:30.Hospital group of the YWCA ismeeting in the YWCA room of IdaNoyes Hall at 12:30.Public Affairs Group of the YWCAis meeting at 3:30 in the AlumnaeRoom of Ida Noyes Hall.Literary Group of InternationalHouse is meeting in the Receptionroom of the House at 8.Psychology Club. Psychology Build¬ing at 4:15. Open to all interestedstudents.Student Settlement Board. ChapelOffice at 3:30.Eta Sigma Phi tea. Classics Com¬mon Room at 4. Professor B. L. Ull-man on “European Experiences.”ATHLETICSTouchball schedule (Independent di¬vision): Magglers vs. Hitchcock at 3;Barristers “B” vs. Chicago Theologi¬cal Seminary at 4; Broadmen vs. Uni¬versity High Fliers at 3. GreenwoodField.Open-hour Activities at Ida NoyesHall: swimming (women) at 12 and4:45; .social dancing (mixer) at 12:45in the Main gym.Fencing class of InternationalHouse meets in the Ping Pong roomof the House at 7:30.MISCELLANEOUSLincoln Historical Collection opento the public from 9-12 and 1-5 inHarper E 21.Divinity Chapel. Joseph Bond Chap¬el at 12. “Sophistication and Appreci¬ation”—Charles F. Kraft.Public Lecture (Division of the So¬cial Sciences): “Policy Agencies.” As¬sociate Professor Gosnell. Social Sci¬ence 122 at 3:30..4nnual Fall Dinner of the Sociol¬ogy Club. Ida Noyes Hall at 6:45. Pro¬fessor Ernst Puttkammer, speaker.ANNOUNCEMENTSRegistration for December Collegeand Bachelor’s degree examinationscloses November 1.Registration for the Medical Apti¬tude Test to be given Friday, Decem¬ber 4, closes November 20. It is ex¬pected that the test will be taken byall students who will apply for en¬trance to medical school by the fallof 1937. The test will be given at thesame time to pre-medical studentsthroughout the United States. Regis¬ter in Cobb 100.Contributions of clothing, shoes,canned food, and blankets for theMaterial Aid of Spain committee ofthe American Student Union, may bedeposited in the boxes in Mandel,Cobb, Social Science Research, Fos¬ter, Judson, and Hitchcock.DREXEL THEATRE858 E. 63rdThusday and Friday"Crime of Dr. Forbes"with Robert Kent, Gloria Stuart,Henry ArmettaFrolic Theatre.55th & ELLIS AVE.Thurs., Oct. 29"THERE'S ALWAYSTOMORROW"Friday and Saturday"Yours for the Asking" CHICAGO «GO NORTHWESTERNRAILWAYto theWISCONSIN » CHICAGO sameat MadisonSaturday, October 31st*3*5in Coaches LOW ROUND TRIP FARESGo any train Friday—orany train Saturday arriv¬ing Madison before 2:00P.M. Return limit reach¬ing Chicago midnightMonday. »e2o in Parlor Car* orSleeper(* Parlor Seat66^additional each way)Lv. Chicago .... 9:30 A. M. Cent. Time(10:30 A. M. Chicago Time)RCTURNINQLv. Madison 5:30 P. M.Other fast convenient trainsPori n/ormation and ticketsCITY TICKET OFFICE148 S. Clark St., Phone Dearborn 2121 orMadison St. Station, Phone Dearborn 2060Z«<)Chicago £■ Northwestern Ry.GRAND NOWLAST 2 WEEKSHeld over to Sat., Nov. 7MESSRS SHUBERTpresentVictor Herbert*8WORLD FAMt'USOPERETTA MASTERPIECENaughtyMariettaA Staice Production—Not a Motion PicturewithILSE MARVENGAROBERT SHAFERVIOLET CARLSONHARRY K. MORTONBARTLETT 8LMMON8Great Singing and Dancing EnsembleHear Your Victor HerbertSup<“rbly Sung Favorites“ITALIAN STREET SONG”“SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE”“PM FALLING IN LOVE WITH80MEO.NE”Main*‘Floor $ 1.50-$2; Balc.jPop.Wed.-wSat. Mats. .50-75-$l-$L50 EVERYONE TALKS about“PRIDE & PREJUDK’KA SMASH HITSeats Now on Sale for 3 WeeksSubscription Ended, All Seats (or AllPerformances at Bex Office at Regu¬lar PriceeMax Gordon Presents the ComedyPRIDE &PREJUDICEJane Austen's Great Novel Dram¬atized by Helen JeromeCHICAGO CRITICS ALL AGRKK‘SUCCESS” “SUCCESS”Collins, Tribune Stevens, American'Sl’CCESS" ‘‘SUCCESS”Lewis, News Frink. Herald-Exam‘SUCCESS” “SUCCESS"Borden, Timet Cassidy, Jour, ComHARRISEves. Except Sun.. 92.50, $2, $1.50, $1Mat.. Wed. & Sat.. $2. 91.50. 91. plus taxChicago City Opera Co.Jason F. WhitneyPresident Paul LongnneGen‘l ManaxerGala OpeningPerformanceSaturday Evening, Od. .318 P. M.“LA FIAMMA”(By Reapighi)Last season’s great succe.'is.MON. EVE. WEI). EVK.NOV. 2 NOV. 4THAIS, with Jep. MARTHA, withson, Thomas. Jepaon, ^hipaFRI. EVK.. NOV. 6GIANNI SCHICCHl (first time in Englishin Chicago) Burke. Sharnova.SAT. MAT. SAT. EVK.NOV. 7 NOV. 7LA TRAVIATA. MME. BUTTKR-with Mason. Thom- FLY. with Burke,as. Matyaa, Chamle*'Rimini.6 Wwks of Grand OperaOct. 31—Dec. 12Seats at Information OfficePrices 75c to $4.00Civic Opera House Randolph 9229gUMB ■Bglgffil Mat. Sat., 50c-$1.50SELW TN — 5oc-$2.5o“Best mystery tale I’ve seen or read Inseasons. This one ought to stay in the loopuntil the date of ita title.**—ASHTON STEVENS, AMERICANTHE NIGHT OF«9A1\[UARYInternationally FamouslOOSS EUROPEAN BALLETTues. Eve.r Nov. 3rdr Sun. Aft. & Eve. Nov. 8#$1 Paid for your vote on jury cho-Mw « sen from audience at every per-l4# formance.“Most interesting trial and murder mys¬tery play of many seasons. Cast admirablyselected.”—CHARLES COLLINS, TRIBUNE“Novel and arresting melodrama. Excel¬lent cast.”—CAROL FRINK. HERALD-EXAMINERWomen on Jury Sat. Mats.50c, $1, $1.50Programs of 4 Ballets include:The Green TableBallade W‘Johann Strauss, To-night!.,..The MirrorA Ball in Old ViennaThe Big CityChicago Premiere: “The Prodigal Son”Prices: $1.10—$3.30. On Sale at Information OfficeFor Special prices for group of ten—Harry Zelzer, 20 N. Wacker Drive. Dea. 2990•ppfpw™ ■fwpm m/THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. OCTOBER 29. 1936 Page ThreeFifth RowCenter« * *By C. Sharpless HickmanUniversity theatre-goers can prob¬ably thank the presidential campaignfor the lack of Hearstian interest inthe production of the radical play“Black Pit” by that radical ChicagoRepertory Group which is associatedwith that radical New Theatre move¬ment in the United States.“Black Pit,” which was given lastyear in New York by the TheatreUnion, is a typical sociological playsimilar to the dramas of Paul Peters,George Sklar, Clifford Odets and theother playwrights who have beenwriting steadily for the “worker”theatres in this country for the pastfew’ years.“Black Pit” is a story of the coalmines; the tale of a “Judas” who be¬trays his fellow-workers of theunion by becoming a spy and under¬cover man for the big bosses.As such it partakes of the militantspotlighting of labor versus capital¬ism which is the trademark of allleft-w’ing plays.It is not the purpose of this col¬umnist to argue here as to the just¬ice of left-wing stage-documents;from the dramatic standpoint thecause carries little weight if the playIk* badly written or badly acted.Far too few radical dramatistsrealize this, and while their socialcries may be true, their drama isoften false. Or, on the other hand,the very militancy of the dramaticsand of the staging of these plays issuch as to so overstate the messageas to leave many with a great doubtin their minds as to the validity ofthe cause which has been set forth.The reviews of “Black Pit” inNew York reflected many sentimentslike the last. It was considered thattoo much attention had been givento “message” and too little to liter¬ary craftsmanship. But it was hail¬ed as a dramatic tour de force whenit came too hard, impacting actingand staging. As a forceful, andsometimes brutal play, it naturallylends itself bo such an interpretation.That its interpretation at Interna¬tional House will be sincere, no per¬son can doubt. The Repertory The¬atre players are not only consciouslygood craftsmen, but they are sincereIndievers in the basic argument ofthe play they are acting. As work¬ers themselves, they are naturally—like so many of the Russian stage—fitted for the parts which they willundertake. At all events, this “BlackPit” production promises to be oneof the livest stagings ever seen onthis campus in many years. Machine-Gun ShotsFrighten StudentsBut Prove TrivialBy DEAN TASHERShades of Dillinger, Capone, Mo¬ran et allGang war-fare on the campus! Mi-gawd, what a racket!Such were probably the thoughtsthat flitted through your mind if youwere so unfortunate as to have an 8or 9 o’clock in the vicinity of Eckhartyesterday morning. But when yousleepily rubbed your eyes, after beingawakened so rudely, your saner selfpushed to the fore and all your ad¬venturous fantasies dissolved.For the imagined machine-guns(typewriters or choppers, accordingto that last gangster picture yousaw) turned out to be nothing butpneumatic chisels and hammers in thehands of street workers, busily en¬gaged in the disruption of the smoothsurface of University Ave.The question, “What are they dig¬ging for?” probably never enteredyour mind, for with true Americanstoicism you accepted it as just oneof those things. In fact, one of thoseso-and-so things. The kind that youhave with you but can’t get rid of.Like a fly in a telephone booth. Orradicals.But the gentlemen wielding the rat-tat-tat things aren’t any of the above.They have a serious mission to per¬form.It seems that the University gassupply has “leakus of the mainus”commonly known to the passerby asthe “funny smell in the air, have younoticed it?”So they are transferring the gassupply to a different main and soonthere will be severaJUblocks of slight¬ly used cast iron pipe, vintage 1900,with absolutely nothing to do in theworld. They’re yours for the asking;the gas company doesn’t want them.They would be useful for rollinglawns, anchors, paper-weights, watchfobs, and countless little things. Of |course, it’s about five feet down. Butthat shouldn’t bother anyone. Notvery much of a bother, anyway.P.S. They’ll be hammering for afew days more. So either don’t go toclass or learn how to sleep soundly.To apply for course, address A. P.Scott, c/o Mandel rostrum.iversity Doctorids Science inEncephalitis Fightr Diversity scientists are courage¬ously carrying on the fight againstencephalitis, the dread “sleeping sick¬ness”. Quietly, unnoticed. Dr. Fran¬cis B. Gordon, young scientist atRicketts Laboratory, valiantly han¬dles cultures of the dread virus caus¬ing this disease in an attempt to un¬derstand its murderous characterist¬ics. With an understanding of thesecharacteristics another milestone inthe road toward a preventive or cur¬ative serum will have been passed.The war on sleeping sickness iscomparatively new. A severe epidem¬ic of this disease occurred in St. Louistwo years ago and recent investiga¬tion of other areas has shown a wide-J^pread presence of the virus. Reportsof encephalitis in Illinois are not rare.The virus was first isolated atWashington University a short timeago. Immediately, scientists all overthe world became interested in theminute organisms and the work ofHr. Gordon is another triumphal epi-!<ode in the silent struggle to exter¬minate them. But Dr. Gordon is notsatisfied with just a study of the vir¬us causing sleeping sickness. He isusing this virus as a tool in the studyof other amoebic diseases of the cen¬tral nervous system.When asked how encephalitis wastransmitted. Dr. Gordon could sayvery little. However, he feels cer¬tain that in the near future medicalscience will have this disease undercontrol.Dr. Mary E. Gordon, wife of theyoung scientist, works beside her hus¬band in the “fight of science againstdiseases.” JSF Hears NewPlan Praised inHutchins TalkCLASSIFIED ADOST—Small black loose-leaf note¬book in Classics 18, Humanities,inder return to Harold Thomas, 813urton Ct. Reward. No questionsiked. Answering a question concerninghis views on the educational systemsof Yale and Harvard, President Hut¬chins stated before three hundredmembers of the Jewish StudentsFoundations that although he has thehighest regard for both institutions,he believes that over a long run, theeducational practices of these insti¬tutions will not exert a considerableinfluence on national education.President Hutchins, prefacing histalk with the remark that he hoped hewould not be misquoted in his “spec¬ial organ, the Daily Maroon”, went onto give his personal ideas on the edu¬cational reforms which should be putinto effect in the future, stressing hisbelieve in a general curriculum plan¬ned for students beginning with thirdyear high school level, and extendingto the end of the regular two years inthe college. These four years of studywould be rewarded with a Bachelordegree, and those interested in spec¬ial fields would begin work for theirMasters degree in the third year atthe University. In regard to the pro¬fessional schools the President statedhis belief that practical educationshould be more impractical, and thattrue training can only be obtained byactual work. Hutchins ended by say¬ing that he believed that the Uni¬versity was the “best college in thecountry.”His audience agreed.Gilkeys Issue Invitationsto Transfer StudentsDean and Mrs. Charles W. Gilkeyhave extended invitations to 450transfer students for a party at theirresidence next Sunday. The evening’sentertainment will begin with a buf¬fet supper at 6, followed by informalsinging and games.A discussion of campus attitudesand social problems will complete theprogram.RENT A NEW CARDRIVE IT YOURSELFRatesBy—Mile. Day. Week. MonthUNITED SYSTEMOF CHICAGO, Inc.1540 E. 67th St. DORcheater 7090 Club GirlsAnswer the ChcdlengeA Freshman Woman, we gather, isbewailing the existence of social clubsfor women at the University. Shesays that she did not expect an in¬stitution, proud of its academic andsocial freedom, to tolerate what seemsto her to be unfair discriminationamong students.We wish to present, to those whoare also of this opinion, the circum¬stances which make these clubs anecessity and to def^d them againstaccusations of snobmshness.That social organizations will growup in any large group is inevitable.Should the University choose to doaway with the clubs, others wouldsoon take their place. The process bywhich this would occur has been ad¬mirably suggested by a FreshmanWoman herself. “In high school Iwent around with the ‘good crowd’.”The “good crowd” invariably bandstogether.♦ • *“Men, activities, mentioning hav¬ing lunch wjth a Park Avenue spon¬sor,” etc. The rushing conduct of theclubs is the result of circumstancesover which they have little control.The University formulates rushingrules and determines the length ofthe rushing period. With these regu¬lations set up the clubs proceed torush. They attempt to choose theirgirls with two objects in mind. Firstto further congenial friendships, sec¬ond to strengthen and improve theclub. It is physically impossible to getto know all eligible rushees and tojudge each rushee fairly. Detrimen¬tal situations which result are due toa necessary compromise with regula¬tions, competition, and selection. Theclubs are fully aware of many errorsand do all in their power to avoidthem.“Why, at Chicago I could be con¬tinually drunk, take dope, spend eachand every night with a differentman,” etc. We realize that a Fresh¬man Woman does not choose compar¬able conduct for herself. Howevercan it be possible that she is sonaive as to believe the clubs to beunique in censoring such conduct?There is no place in our societywhere it would be considered a bene¬fit to society in general.« « «“I’ve been told only too often, go¬ing out with Jewish boys is the thingthat queers a girl with the clubs,”etc. To our knowledge discriminationagainst Jewish boys has been purelya matter of individual taste. And agirl could be proud to be seen withsome of the outstanding Jewish boyson the campus.While we’re still on the subject ofdiscrimination, we have never beenaware that a boy has been discrim¬inated against “because he belongs tothe wrong fraternity.” On the con¬trary, almost anyone you might askwill readily admit that there are pro¬portionately as many good men insmall fraternities as there are inlarge ones. We are club girls but wereserve the privilege of making ourown friends.• ♦ *No club that we know of has everadvocated “steering cles(r of swellpeople.” In the first place it w’ouldbe contrary to a club’s purpose,namely to broaden, rather than tolimit, a girl’s group of friends. If youhonestly think a person is “swell” goright ahead and be friends. No onewill condemn you!Another thing, why all this bitter¬ness about “conceited big shots?”You can’t really know them. The hig¬her the big shot, the less conceited heis, and remember, he must have some¬thing or he wouldn’t have been onefor 550 long.The species club girl is not snob¬bish. On the contrary we make ahabit of being friendly. Any personalgrievance on your part can be laidat the door of “Miss Club Girl”—not“Club Girls Incorporated.”Judith Fox andMary Adele Crosby. Qreek bettersBy CODY PFANSTIEHLOST confusing, perhaps, tothe average male newcomerto the University is the ques¬tion of fraternities.Shall I join a fraternity, and if so,which one? How may I know whichis best for me? How much of therushing talk can I believe? Doesanything go on behind my back?What about “legacies?” Did I actcorrectly at that luncheon? Howmuch will it cost to join?It is to answer such inquiries thatThe Daily Maroon inauguratesGreek Letters.But this column will be not only ofinterest to Freshmen and transfers.Fraternity members will herein findnews of their world both at this Uni¬versity and others about the coun¬try. And this column will welcomecomment and contributions.Differing from past custom, GreekLetters wiD in many cases presentmaterial to freshmen in the form ofepistles to The Average Freshman.Subject matter will not always betreated objectively, but at all timesutmost care will be taken to treatthe subject fairly. The writer ishimself a member of a fraternity, butfor purposes of this column he is firsta reporter, then an impartial adviser.Before appraising each organiza¬tion the writer will confer personal¬ly with the president of each house,then check all facts against recordsin the Dean of Students’ office.Contributions, questions, and crit¬icisms from both Greeks and Fresh¬men will be welcomed. We particu¬larly urge freshmen to submitqueries, for to you, for the next twomonths, this column is principallyaddressed. Horstadius SpeaksBefore Biology ClubDr. Sven Horstadius, professor ofExperimental Embryology at theUniversity of Stockholm, will speakunder the auspices of the UniversityBiology Club on Thursday, November19, according to Dr. Carl R. Moore,chairman of the department of Zoo¬logy.Dr. Horstadius, who is touring theUnited States under the sponsorshipof the Rockefeller Foundation, willspeak on “Investigations on Deter¬mination in the Early Development ofthe Sea Urchin.”FOR SALE — TAILSFor Formal Wear—Good as NewCALL MR. MORRISDorchester 1639 After 2 P.M. Schultz Returns,Abandons Role ofForgetting ManBy BYRON MILLER“The future? I hope we surviveit,” said Henry Schultz, professor ofEconomics, on his return to the Mid¬way recently from an escape toNorthwestern France where he hadgone to forget—and forget—and for¬get.“In Euope, it’s group against group,and nation against nation,” stated thequietly poised professor. “I have lit¬tle hope.”“I’ve tried to forget politics. I’vetried to lose myself in medieval loreand medieval art and medievalthought,” he mused as he recalled hislingerings in Normandy and Brittany.And Professor Schultz did make aneffort. He studied architecture. Hevisited Chartres with his Henry Ad¬ams under his arm. He lost himselfin the cathedrals of NorthwesternFrance.He had forgotten politics. He hadforgotten 1936. He was in the Mid¬dle Ages. He was searching medievalarchives. And then he ran across atime-stained page, an altogether toopertinent reference: a caution, writ¬ten in the twelfth century, to “re¬move the stained glass windows whenhostilities break out.”And suddenly he was transportedto the glare of 1936, to its challenge,and. Professor Schultz feels, to itspessimism.TheHITCHINGPOSTOpen 24 Hours a DayWAFFLECHEESEBURGERCREAM OMELETSTEAK1552 E. 57th St.N. W. Corner Stoney IslandWhere Students "Fill ’em up!”FOR ETHYL OR REGULAR, COMPLETE GREASING,WASHING, OIL CHANGE ITS:STANDARD LUBRICATION SERVICE55th AND DREXELFREE VACUUM SERVICEFREE BATTERY AND TIRE SERVICE **MinJyey mon, it baen’t the 5i savin’, but the bonny flavurr.. .***^Aye, McTavish, but at lOi for Twenty Grand mightn’t ye beofferin’ one to an auld friend mare often?”ALSO OBTAINABLE IN FLAT FIFTIES Copr. 1936 The Axton-Fither Tobacco Co., loc.^ WE CERTIFY that we have inspect¬ed the Turkish and Domestic Tobaccosblended in TWF.NTY GRAND cigarettesand find them as fine in smoking qual¬ity as those used in cigarettes costingas much as 50^ more.(Signtd) Seil, Putt & Rushy Inc.(In collaboration with tobacco expert)^aimaccan OvercoatA TRUEOVERCOATVALUECold weather com¬fort demands thisfabric. . .universityfashions demandthis sweeping bal-maccan model.Military collar . . .slash pockets . . .raglan sleeves . . .exclusive patterns.An ultra-smart coatto give you all thewarmth you need.We do not like topreach price... butwe're sure that youcould not duplicatethis coat if youwere to pay tendollars more!$ 50^he [/rLeCLOTHING CO.837-39 EAST 63rd STREETOpen Every EveningDAILY MAROON SPORTSPage Four THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1936Team Shows Metcalf Explains How ConferenceGood Morale Football Officials are Selectedfor WisconsinDevote Most Attention toFundamentals; Try NewPlays.Work on fundamentals occupiedmost of yesterday’s practice as theMaroon coaches sought to put thefinishing touches on their protegesfor the invasion of Camp RandallSaturday. The players went at theirwork with spirit, and showed in theirdetermination that they do not expectto return from the Wisconsin campdefeated.Although weakened by the loss ofveteran “Tubby” Wright, the teamshould be at its best Saturday.Wright’s knee injury is not as seri¬ous as it first appeared and he willprobably be back in suit for the OhioState contest a week hence.Wheeler at GuardDick W’heeler, although ineffectiveat center because of a broken bonein his hand, was in uniform yester¬day, and may make the jaunt to Wis¬consin as a guard. Meanwhile, BobGreenebaum, reserve quarterback, isbeing groomed for the snapback p msition in case someone is neededrelieve Co-Captain Whiteside.The freshman did not run Badgerplays against the varsity, but a shortskirmish between the first and secondstrings was on the program. Sometime was spent on new plays, andspectators at the game Saturday maysee the Maroon ele’.en pull out a bagof tricks which have not been usedbefore. By EMMET1How would you like to be requiredto make 500 decisions within theshort space of sixty minutes? Im¬possible? Not at all, for this iswhat is required of each official atan average football game.WTth this multitude of responsi¬bilities, the official cannot help butmake an occasional error, assertedT. Nelson Metcalf yesterday, andspectators often fail to realize howdifficult it is to see everything whichgoes on on the field. If they couldrealize this, perhaps they would notbe so prone to ride the officials forpenalizing or failing to penalize ateam.Methods of SelectionThe Western Conference has anunusually efficient group of officialsfor their games due to the uniquemethod of choosing them, continuedthe Maroon director of athletics ashe explained the plan of selectingthese men on whose shoulders fall theresponsibility of assuring a squaredeal for everyone.All officials are appointed by theBig Ten officials committee composedof Major Joh.j L. Griffith, director ofthe conf^^^.mce, and two faculty rep¬resentatives on the board. The rul¬ings of this committee are not auto¬cratic, as they are based on a listof officials, ranked in order of pref¬erence, submitted by each coach atthe end of the season.Assignment to GamesW’ith these lists at hand, the com¬mittee assigns to the different gamesthe officials having the highest aver¬age ranking by the t'wo coacheswhose teams are meeting on thatdate. In case of conflict and two setsof coaches wanting the same official,it is up to the committee to decide DEADMANwhich game shall have preference.So the next time you see a refereepacing off a penalty which you re¬gard as unjust, remember he is anexpert doing his best to give bothteams a square deal.Badgers Point forFirst ConferenceVictory SaturdayCoach Harry Stuldreher steppedup the tempo of practice this weekin order to get Wisconsin 100 percent ready for Chicago Saturday. TheMaroons are the only team on Wis¬consin’s schedule which does not havean overwhelming superiority in per¬sonnel. Their season records aresimilar and all things indicate a ding-dong battle at the Badger Home¬coming.As both Wisconsin and Chicagohad an open date last Saturday, bothteams will be at full strength whenthey meet. Wisconsin supporterswelcomed the news that Eddie Jan¬kowski, siege gun of the attack andmost powerful defensive player onthe Badger team, is again ready forservice, after a week of inactivityfollowing his injury against NotreDame. Eddie practiced Monday andshowed no signs of the leg injurywhich put him out of commission fora week.Return of Erv Windward and StanHaukedahl, as well as Jankowski, toactive duty leaves the Wisconsin firstteam line-up apparently pretty wellset. Football SeniorsBill GillerlainBy LEWIS MILLEROne of the most pleasant surprisesfor Coach Shaughnessy this fall wasthe return of Bill Gillerlain, 185pound senior, to fill his regular endposition. \^en practice started, Gil¬lerlain was not on hand, and reportsvrere that he would not be back thisyear. During the second week ofpractice, however, he showed up, andShaughnessy’s worries about endsdiminished.It turned out that while he wasworking as a ranger in YosemiteNational Park, Bill had been offereda job as a junior cadet officer on around-world cruise, but had changedhis mind at the last minute.During his sophomore year Giller¬lain, who hails from Bowen High,was a reserve end,'saw little actionbut received valuable seasoning. Lastyear, he started in as a regular anddid a fine job of filling the hole leftby the graduation of Johnny Baker.This fall he has been alternating attiickle, where his fine defensive playbolstered the Maroon forw’ard wallconsiderably.On defense, Gillerlain is one of thebest ends in the conference. He playsa smashing type of game, throwinghis 195 pounds into opposing block¬ers, often taking the whole interfer¬ence out of the play, and leaving theball carrier exposed for a tackle bythe secondary.Offensively, Gillerlain played hisgreatest game against Ohio Statelast year. Aside from catching sev¬eral passes for long gains, he was,more than any other one man, re¬sponsible for Berw’anger’s famous 85yard , run, blocking out three OhioState men himself. In general, hisonly weakness as end is in the passcatching department. Ten Teams Compete in ThirdAnnual Fall Relays ThisAfternooiWith ten teams entered, the fourthannual fall relays sponsored by theIntra-mural department, swings intoaction today at 3:30. Favored to winfor the third time in a row the AlphaDelts present the strongest aggrega¬tion, but the Betas cannot be countedout of the running.In the 880 yard relay, the AlphaDelts have three of the four who lastyear brought them victory with a1:39.9 for the half. Alt, Beverly, andHandy are the AD Phi veterans. Outfor revenge, the Alpha Delts arepointing for the six-man 660 relay.Last fall a Phi Psi team barely nosedthem out to break the tape in 1:13.3.Fitzgerald, ShotputterHeaving the weight so far with thegreatest effect, Fitzgerald, Deke ace,looms as the winner of the 12-poundshot-put event. La.st year the win¬ning distance was 3314 feet.In the only other field event, con¬sensus of opinion in the I-M office fa¬vors Fletcher Taylor to out-jump althis opponents in the broad jump.The race for the first three placesappears to be distributed betweenseven fraternities. They are AlphaFinish Third Round ofTable Tennis TourneyLast night clo.sed the third roundof the Reynolds Club table tennistournament, and revealed a darkhorse. The major up.set of the tourna¬ment occurred in the second roundwhen Rosenblatt defeated Cohen.Cohen came back in his secondgame beating Rosenblatt 21-18 butfailed to make the grade in the lastgame. From the form RosenblattI showed it is expected that more up-I sets will follow in the fourth roundI which is to be played Nov, 2. Delt, Betas, Phi Psi, Dekes, Psi 1Phi Sig, and Delta U. However, Buton Court’s dormitory squad may g;ner enough points to upset onethe Greeks and gain a place.Release IndependeiiTouchball Sehediilfor Rest of SeasoAn even dozen teams have ententhe Independent league of the Intrmural touchball competition. (these, four squads are composedBurton Court men and one is froU High graduates. Three othdormitories, Snell, Hitchcock, aiJudson have one team each, whthe Bar association is represented 1the Barristers. Completely unatached are the Magglers and tlBi*oadmen. The prospective clerihave entered the C T S unit.Now complete, the schedule for tremaining games has been releasby the Intramural office. Today tMagglers vie with the men of Hitecock while the Broadmen meet tU High Fliers at 3.Scheduled for tomorrow are t\games. At 3:30 in each case, Buton 700 takes on Judson Court, whicivil war is being waged betweBurton 600 and Burton 800.Next week, November 5, CTS aiU High Fliers will wind up thecompetition against each other. Tother game of the day features Sn(hall vs. Hitchcock. The windupthe season will be next Friday, whithe Barristers meet the MaggleiBurton 600 takes on Judson Couand Burton’s 500 and 8(K) squameet.'ftiui^... This is the firstcigarette I ever smokedthat really satisfies meNot strong, not harsh and it has all theflavor and aroma you could ask for.That settles it.. . fromnow on, iTs Chesterfield.C 1936. Licgbtt St Myeks Tobacco Co.Pen7i freshmen must l(iss Ben Franl^lins toes. • Eager University of Pennsylvania sophomores push the freshmen up to theLion famed American’s statue where they must kiss his toes before they receive.t'class buttons, which, Penn custom says, they must wear for the remainder of theCuutciATt Dium Photu b>' Silhcrstein To produce more intense gamma rays than allradium available for medical useTj* 'La- 1,000,000-volt generator designed byJL'lSCctSC Dr. J. G. Trump of the Massachusetts Institute ofTechnology will be harnessed tc a huge X-ray tube for the production of highvoltage short waves of great penetrating power for the treatment of malignantdiseases./ 9 3 C? There was no loafing in this play pOcIp ^ remarkable night-game photo of Dave Bernard, University^ of Mississippi fullback, being stopped by a Temple Univer-sman after a gain of five yards in'the game played on Temple'sId. Piciurtt, I V J • 4. "pv L)r. Carl C. Lindegren and Dr. Richard Vollrath, University of South-rCQlCt L/OOm em California scientists, have predicted extinction of all life on eartht a much earlier date than hitherto anticipated by depletion of the carbon dioxide supply rather than>y c(X)ling of the sun. They base their prophecy on the fact that there is at present in the atmos-(here only 1 400 times as much carbon dioxide as is withdrawn each year in forming of sedimentaryocks.Colle6i(iite Di6est• NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWS IN PICTURE AND PARAGRAPH • Issue 5GrOPoliticians RelyOn “Trusters”, Tool Make NcwiAn outstanding monument to first inhabitants of southwest■pv • Dr. Byron Cummings, University of Arizona, and hjs staff are restoring thj^lSCOVcTy twelfth century Apache Indian village which was recently discovered by them,mated that the village had approximately 700 rooms at the height of its development, when it was called Acmes ancientIt is esti'i^TiiT.iKhhp. He found out why people vote as they doTnxrocf-icr^if-rkr Akron's Dr. Ro s Sta|lllVCStlgtttOr ncr is sh^n giving a test to one (hundreds of subjects he interviewed regarding their |x)liticlikes and dislikes. Results; Most factory and office workeidislike extreme Left and Right. Republicans dislike ci •mrouists, socialists, labor unions, democrats and strikes; Scialuidislike American Liberty League, big navy, Ku KIux Klaicapitalist and profit system. Dnnocrats dislike same things 5the socialists, and the dislike of each party for the others wjmost pronounced of all their dislikes. u. s. v^rv, ph.«>TIM FARLEY and John Daniel Miller Hamilton,J who arc pitting President Franklin D. Rooseveltand Governor Alf M. Landon against each othtr thisfall, have one thing in common. Both arc scasotuAljoiners and good Elks, since both have been in politicsa long time. Jim didn’t go to college, so he mis.seJoining a Greek Fraternity. John D. M. didn't, hebecame a Phi Alpha Delta at Northwestern Univetsity in 1916. Curly-haired, youthful, with a smile anda direct manner of speaking as valuable as Jim Farley 'shandshake, John D. M. Hamilton is better lookingthan his brother Hale, who appears in small movieparts, usually as the smugly successful business execu¬tive not adverse to a shady deal.Iowa-born, John D. M. Hamilton prepared atPhillips Academy in Massachusetts. Charles PhelpsTaft, Ohio-bom, chief among Governor Landon'sadvisers, prepared at Taft school in Connecticut. Sonof the 27th President of the United States, CharlesTaft was initiated into Beta Theta Pi and Phi DeltaPhi at Yale. He married the daughter of IngcrsollWatch Company's president, fought for the UnitedStates a year in France, then earnestly fotjght for theY. M. C. A. and good government in his native Cin¬cinnati. Father eff six children, Qiarlcs Taft mightserve as a model for the figure of genuine American:ism. He believes in democracy and a Republicanliberalism that will provide social security and reliefwithout the spoils system of Jim Farley.Advising Governor Landon on agricultural policyis Earl Howard Taylor, a Kansan, who left the Uni¬versity of Nebraska in 1913 to take a newspaper job.Sixteen years an associate editor of The CountryGcntlonun, he is Chi Phi’s most distinguished author¬ity on rural life and the farmer.John and Jinu, Ho. i Political MaestrosHe'll defend his two-year title this fallOViJilTID Nissen, University of Iowa tumbler, demonstratesin outside fall workouts the grace and ease which havewon for him the national intercoll^;iate tumbling championships the lasttwo years.She'll fly home for wee1{'endsCommuter Linden woodCollege (St. Charles, Mo.) fresh¬man, pbns to make week-end tripsto her home in Dallas, Texas, in Kctown plane. She makes the trip infour hours. Ho **squad cutting" here‘‘Iron man practicerid.n^C methods” are out atWestminster College this fall, whereCoach George Roark has announcedthat all grid candidates can remainon practice squads as long as theyreport consistently. ^%Promolchapter of Bsigns like thon the twelvinto the HocHaUo^Lambert diethe Univere'enhomeccend, as thi:eppyrigtit, ItW, E. i. Rnmolds Totereo Company, Wtooto»»Holom, North CarolteoAT THE WORLD-FAMOUS **COCOANUT GROVE” INLOS ANGELES. Thb famous restaurant of the AmbassadorHotel is a center for dining d* luxe. The scintillating starsof stage and screen...the vivid personalities of SouthernCalifornia’s gay society parade b7...fiimiliar famous fsceseverywhere. It it life in its happiest mood. Camek arefirst choice at the Cocoanut Grove, as they are in famouseating places from coast to coast. Jimmy, the well-knownmutlre d'bitel of the Cocoanut Grove, wf%‘. "People who aregood judges of food are equally discriminating in theirchoice of a cigarette. Here they all seem to smoke Camels.”LESTER STOEFEN, tennis championwhose smashing service goes at theamazing speed of 131 miles an hour. Heprefers Camels. "An athlete has to havegood digestion,” says Lester. "1 smokea lot during meab and after. Camelsmake food taste better and digest easier.”COSTLIERTOBACCOS!HOLLYWOODRADIOTREAT!Camels are made from finer. MOREEXPENSIVE TOBACCOS-Turkish and/Domestic - than any other popular brand. ' i”TALK ABOUT A GRAND FEEUNG,”reports Sydney Jones, eapert electrician."The best part of my meals is when I lollback and have another CameL Camelsalways set me right...calm me down...make my food taste better and help mydigestion. Camels never jangle my nerves.” Camel Cisarettes brins youa FULL HOUR’S ENTER¬TAINMENT! Beany Good¬man’s "Swina" Band... Geo.Stoll’s Concert Orchestra...Hollywood Guest Start...and Rupert Huabes presides!Tuesday—9:30 p m E. S. T.,8:30 p m C. S.T., 7:30 p mM.S.T.. 6:30p m P.S.T.. overWABC-Columbia Network.mental effortr 00 —especially longlours of study—buildsip tension and puts anxtra strain on diges-ion. When you’re tired,;r( an invigoratinglift ’ with a Camel. And( Tuealtimes and after,for digestion’s sake...moke Camels."et you right! 9i«uu-Dy ttie whole daythrough. They give you a cheery"lift” when you need it most. Camelsset you right! They never get onyour nerves... dre your tdste... orirritate your throat. So, make Camelyour dgarettelvUiurc Cll|uy«uic. auw>md> .Vfood tastes better and digestion goesalong more smoothly. For it is a scien¬tifically established fact that smokingCamels at mealtime and after speedsup the flow of digestive fluids... alka¬line digestive fluids which good di-Mount Holyol(e is latest to start groufystudy experimentsrp • T)i Twenty'three world'minded underclassmen at Mount Holyoke College this fall started studying under a newJl WO'^Unit A ld,n plan that calls for work in two subjects of the student's own selection. Freed from the usual requirements,the women will live with the director of the experiment, as a separate group, in an old New England homestead at the campus edge. Aboveis shown a group studying French informally, with Instructor Paul F. &intonage. The President wields the iCornerstone wu'pr"the laying of the cornerstone of$825,000 PWA'financed collegecine building for Syracuse llrLooking on at the left is Vice ClWilliam P. Graham, acting he.iiuniversity.Autograph hunters swarmedr • . Archie San Romani,V ICtOr Kansas State TeachersCollege miler, is shown after the Prince^ton invitation run in which he defeatedWorld Champion Jack Lovelock, GlennDawson, Glenn Cunningham and DonLash. Aemo They'nStudy Marriage „course in the Loyola UniversityStorm CenterFreshman Virginia Long starteda long battle by joining the Uni'versity of Maryland's alLmaleband, and it was settled onlywhen the dean of women ruledshe could stay in the band andwear the trousered uniform butcould not take trips with theother musicians. Acme? for ynost popular noi^'required courserien, Stroth, Rosemary Brandstrader and Margaret Andersoncourse called “Marriage and the Family", the mast jxipular non requiredurnculum.■ /He won a love set from Fred PerryJulius Hcldman, 17'ycar'old national juniochampion from U. C. L. A., is shown in aie met Fred Perry, world’s ranking tennis pbyer, in the second 1^e Pacific southwest championships. He was eliminated in airee'set match, o<S, 60. 6^4. wParty flirt, coUcgt play'boy and serious student'" 1886 models• ^ ^ horse and buggy days, the first class in psychology was taugJllllVClSdXy 1886 at Q^te University. Dr. Donald A. Laird, head of the department,7, has produced a one'hour movie depicting life and activities of that time in commemoration olieth anniversary. This horse and buggy scene was taken on the campus in full color, and the book vstudious man holds is one of the actual texts used in the first course. CopyniSt by d. a.The freshmen had the most dragliirL'inCf of New Hampishire sophomores swimULK.111^ out of the College Pond after having been dragged9 Its icy waters by sturdy first<lass heavers in we annual ropeI. Sophomores won the most points for the day despite the dudc'Completed their research at public expositionisCOVPrV 2iod Francis C. Mcricola,^ y while working in the Western Reserve Uni'ity building at the Great Lakes Exposition, discovered a new gM,nyl chlorofluoride, a colorless, poisonous gas. Dr. Booth is the Sis'’rer of 15 of the known 200 gases. mts WHY THERElS HO OTHER TOBACCO UKE PRINCE ALBERT: PAIS CHOICEMELLOW TOBACCO-ICRIMP OJf'FOR COOLNESS—WITH THE WREMOVEO BYSPECIAL PROCESS. US THE LARGEST-SELUNG TOBACCOIN THE WORLD. AND SWEU FOR'^MAKINIS'CIGARETTES.RISKOURPIPEFULS OF P A. ATSMOKE 20nMl theAlMrt.Piriac*mcraat20witli•a. tlM pock«tlohacc*imhmdfwMCOUPANYItHIACCOREYNOLDS(SwNMf)CL WiM.loaS.I<iPrince Albert wmoNM.THESMOKEJOYaf fra«VTMt tefcacca iaaaarjr 2>aaacatiBaf Priaca AlbartA?i(i of course the freshmen lost again this year■Q 1 Each fall the freshmen and sophomores of Capital University in ColurOrSlWl fight for the honor of inflicting penalties on the losing class, and, true ithe unorganized first year men lost again this fall. Above is a photo of one of the heiof the battle.Hunter College CourseTrains Office WorkersStenographers and office work'ers will soon be offering collegedegrees as credentials if the move'ment inaugurated this fall atHunter College in New YorkCity gains great headway. CoL'LEGiATE Digest here presents un-usual photos showing studentsat work in the officc'classroomswhere they are trained to do themany odd jobs about an officethat require some special training.V^'ide Wiwld PhotosA general view of the ojfice'classroomColumbia officials protested his /Demonstration we^h"and president-elect of Columbia Universitywas caught by the cameraman as he delivcrefellow-students protesting his dismissal frversity for participating in a demonstraticColumbia's participation in the Nazi-plarberg University celebration. Demonstratiohis dismissal are planned for ten leadingthroughout the U. S."D 11 X * Notices and bullc'DUlletinS tins play an im¬portant part in the life of every col¬lege student, and these Union Col¬lege freshmen are getting acquaintedwith the main bulletin b^rd ontheir campus, where they read en¬lightening messages from deans andrally calls from coaches.Students are taught how to do mimeographing They are given dictaphone trainingI