Vol. 37. No. 16.Behindthe News* * *By Common Tator* * *The gentlenien c£ the Hearst presswere distinctly at a loss as to how totreat the show the Communists(among others) put on in the Circlethe other day. Ordinarily on such anoccasion the W. R. H. managementwould see only Red, but this time theywere confronted by the amazing spec¬tacle of a beauteous blonde leadingthe left-wingers into action (camera).It was Virginia Schwarz, head of theBrowder-for-President Club.Forced to choose between the com¬peting Hearstian loyalties to Sex andPanning the Reds, they promptlyshowed which comes first. Next daythe Her-Ex proudly displayed theSchwarz likeness, neglected its beauti¬ful opportunity to portray the Com¬munist placards and again label theUniversity Red.* • ♦Reduced to a mere formality forthe last several years because theleading roles have regularly gone toa small (but none the less talented)clique of veteran actors, the Dramat¬ic Association tryouts promisehenceforth to be serious business, asthe organization finds it necessary tofish (or cast) about for new material.Unfamiliar shoes will tread theReynolds Club boards when Androclesbefriends the Lion on November 4.(He will likewise be helpful on No¬vember 5, 6, and 7.) Strangest of allwill be the No. 10-C shoes of theBlackfriars’ feminine lead of last yearand the more ordinary shoes of asmall red-haired gentleman who spentmuch of his time last year roastingthe O’Hara men.Then there are those far-sightedgentlemen who are always trying tomake connections where there arenone. Such is the case of those whowould link the publication of Mr.Hutchins’ latest book by the Yale Uni¬versity Press with The Daily Maroon’spet rumor of “Hutchins to Yale?’’ 'TheYale Press happens to have publishedthe book principally because it is acollection of the lectures which YoungBob delivered there in the Storrs ser¬ies last spring.Barnacle Bill TellsWhat He’s Done andThreatens to FightBy BARNACLE BILLI’ve had a wife in every port andsailed the seas seven times over. Andif you wish me to do a proper jig orhornpipe just whistle up a tune. I’vesailed from Singapore to Kattegat,and shipped around the Horn.And I ain’t afraid of Pop-eye theSailor.So I’m bringing my wench to theDollar Dock Dance Saturday night,and if I meets Pop-Eye there I bustshim one.He’ll might be there because the at¬mosphere is nautical, and everyoneelse will be there anyway.Maybe I meets him at the bar flirt¬in’ with the barmaid or dunkin’ adoughnut in his cider. Or maybe Imeets him durin’ the floor show, ordancing to the music of Kinzie’sWharf Rats.When I does I smears him all overIda Noyes.I hates spinnach.NY A IncreasesNumber of CampusStudent EmployeesStudents placed by the NationalYouth Administration have increasedin number to about 750, according tothe Board of Vocational Guidanceand Placement. The total numbergiven jobs last year was only slight¬ly over 500.Although the average monthlyearnings for any one quarter mustnot exceed $15 for undergraduatesnor $30 for graduate students, max¬imum wages of $20 and $40 respec¬tively are permitted this year for thefirst time. Thus a student who is un¬able to put in sufficient hours ofwork in any one month may increasehis earnings in subsequent monthsin order to make up his average.The first payroll period ends Octo¬ber 24, and time reports of projectsnpdrvisors arc due October 26. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1936 Price 3 CentsUnofficial Survey IndicatesRoosevelt Lead in Straw VoteRed Banners Fail to Arouse Chicago Papers;Poll Ends Today, Print Results TomorrowBy CODY PFANSTIEHLUnless the Republicans rally fortoday’s vote the campus will go downin history as favoring the reelectionof Franklin D. Roosevelt in 1936.Polls in Harper, Mandel Cloister,Cobb Hall, and the Maroon office inLexington hall will remain open to¬day until 1:30. Then the presidentialstraw vote ends.Tabulated results will appear in to¬morrow’s DAILY MAROON.VOTE TODAYThis, of course, is only a conclu¬sion gained from a general survey ofthe ballots as they were inspected bythe Board of Election Commission¬ers yesterday. There were 685 votescast—less than half of the first day'sfigure—which brings the grand totalto 2,264.VOTE TODAYA greatly reduced number of Left¬ist ballots in yesterday’s polling in¬dicates well organized campus Com¬munist and Socialist parties. Eachrushed its vote out for the first day.Republicans and Democrats numbertoo many for close organization.VOTE TODAYFour years ago the campus wentHoover for 1,391 votes; Thomas for763, Roosevelt for 604, and Foster for124. Total poll: 2,882. But since noeffective check was kept upon thevoting, it is estimated that over one-third of the ballots had been stuffed.This year’s vote, through the tuition-receipt system, hopes to “keep clean.’’VOTE TODAYSurprising is the number of So¬cialists balloting for Roosevelt.“They aren’t real Socialists’’ said anWhat the University of the futurewill be like if President Hutchins re¬mains at the helm is clear from theeducator’s latest book on “TheHigher Learning in America’’ to bepublished this week by the Yale Uni¬versity Press. Search of truth forits own sake in the University andpurification of function of the vari¬ous units in the educational systemare Dr. Hutchins’ major recommen¬dations.Findim: that present economic con¬ditions require the provision of somekind of educational activity for theyoung up to approximately theirtwentieth year. President Hutchinsenvisages the growth of a new unit,the Junior college, to replace the lasttwo years of high school and the firsttwo years of college.From the junior college the stu¬dent would go to the Universitywhere cloistered in ivory tower fash-Bachrach Speaksin Law SeriesBy HERBERT KALKBustling, young Chicago was busygrowing up. She had no time tobother with little details in hersweeping drive to catch up with allthe other big American cities.There was a sore lack of atten¬tion paid to many civic departments.One phase of city government wasprobably more in need of beingpatched up than any other—that wasthe defense of impoverished personsaccused of crime. These indigentsreceived little or no attention. Un¬able to afford an attorney they wereoften given a hasty and unfair trial.City Hires LawyerWaking up to the situation thecity began the policy of hiring at¬torneys to defend persons unable tobear the expense of a trial. An ini-provement over former days, thissystem which continued until approx¬imately a decade ago, was neverthe¬less inefficient. The counsels, whowere appointed by the court, wereusually young and inexperienced.They obtained continuance after con¬tinuance resulting in an overcrowd¬ing of the dockets.Establish Public DefenderFollowing the precedent set byother cities, Chicago decided to alterthis system by establishing the officeof the Public Defender whose soleduty it would be to take up the de-( Continued on page 2 ) authoratative source, “They’re justa liberal fringe.’’ But only about nineCommunists have voted for FDR.VOTE 'TODAYWomen are afraid to vote. Men'apparently outnumber the fairer sexalmost two to one in this poll.VOTE TODAYYesterday noon the Communistgroup brought a hand-organ intoMandel Cloister, complete with smallmonkey. Slogans on signs, too:“ORGAN-ize for Communism,’’ and“Don’t be a MONKEY...’’ They are,at least, a lot more active than theRoosevelt and Landon supporters.VOTE TODAYCited for faithful service: Wini¬fred Leeds, who ran the poll clerk as¬signments among other things; LewisSoffer, who ran the poll; Beverly,and Washburn, who handled theMandel post; and every election clerkwho took a polling place. There’s alot of people about this school whorun these things for you, and who arenever heard from directly.VOTE TODAYIf Landon takes the straw’ poll willthe University be exonerated byHearst from its Red content? Willthe Tribune proclaim that Right Has|Triumphed? And if Roosevelt sweepsthe campus will the scarlet glare il¬luminating the Gothic architecturebe definitely proven?The Tribune photographer was thefirst on the scene of the Hustings,and took pretty shots of Communistbanners, but the paper did not runthem.ion for three years he would “pur¬sue truth for its own sake in the lightof some principle of order.’’No longer would the business ma¬chine and the case book be s3rmbolsof the last two years of the Uni¬versity, for research and professionalinstruction would be conducted in in¬stitutes connected with the Universi¬ty but without voice in its policies.“The departmental system, whichhas done so much to obstruct the ad¬vancement of education and the ad¬vancement of knowledge, will vanish,’’says President Hutchins. “The threefaculties (metaphysics, social sci¬ences, and natural science) wouldconstitute the entire organization ofthe university. Members of existingdepartments who are exclusively con¬cerned with data-collecting or voca¬tional training will be transferred toresearch or technical institutes. Onlythose who are working on funda¬mental problems in the fields of thethree faculties will remain as pro¬fessors in the university.’’Contending that erroneous ideas ofprogress in this country have madeeducation the servant of contempo¬rary movements, President Hutchinsw’arns that “we have come to thepoint where the pursuit of truth forits own sake is actually regarded asdangerous by 'nervous newspaperpublishers and worried business men.“If we can secure a real universityin this country and a real programof general education upon which itswork can rest, it may be that thecharacter of our civilization mayslowly change. It may be that wecan outgrow the love of money, thatwe can get a saner conception ofdemocracy, and that we can even un¬derstand the purpose of education.”Chapel Council HoldsFirst Regular MeetingThe Chapel ^Council will hold itsfirst regular meeting of the yearSunday evening at 7:30 at the homeof Dean and Mrs. Charles W. Gil-key, announced Henrietta Rybeznski,temporary chairman, yesterday.Election of officers will be held andplans for the year discussed. Mem¬bers have been asked to submit nom¬inations for new members. Tentativeplans call for making the council anhonorary group chosen from themembership of the Chapel Union.Joseph Witherspoon, who was chos¬en as chairman of the council lastspring, failed to return to school. Show SecondFilm ProgramMary Pickford, William S.Hart Included in Tues¬day’s Bill.Tw’o of the greatest of all earlyAmerican films, D. W. Griffith’s “TheNew York Hat” and Thomas H.Ince’s “The Fugitive,” will be shownon the second program of The Uni¬versity Film Society, to be present¬ed next Tuesday afternoon and eve¬ning at the Oriental Institute.“The New York Hat” is significantnot only because it was the first ofMary Pickford’s starring films, andbecause of the presence of the then-youthful Lionel Barrymore, but be¬cause it was one of D. W. Griffith’smost significant early directorial as¬signments and definitely showed thedevelopment of cinematic techniquewhich was to figure so prominentlyin “The Birth of a Nation.” “TheFugitive,” which starred the great¬est of all western heroes, WilliamS. Hart, was the greatest of all earlywesterns and is still considered oneof the greatest outdoor films evermade.Because of the numerous requestsfor supplementary information on thefilms made by patrons at last night’ssold-out performance, the Societypractice of having a ten-minute inter¬mission at showings, during whichtime a member of the Board of Direc¬tors or Advisory Council of the So¬ciety will deliver a short talk uponthe history, technique and personali¬ties of each film showm on the pro¬gram.Not only will these intermissionlectures be given, but it is plannedto have a series of formal lectures,later in the quarter, on significantphases of cinema development.Among those who have been askedto aid in the formulation of such alecture program are Dr. Fred East¬man, Professor of Drama at the Chi¬cago Theological Seminary; Dr.Fred B. Millett, assistant Professorof English, and Dr. Leon Carnov-sky, of the Graduate Library School.Abbottf Ely toAnalyze Issues in(doming (kimpaignWith Gertrude Ely, Women’s Di¬rector of the Works Progress Admin¬istration for Pennsylvania, and GraceAbbott, Professor of Public WelfareAdministration, as speakers, theRoosevelt-for-President Club will pre¬sent a program this afternoon at 4:30in Social Science Assembly Hall.As a result of charges of ballyhoodirected against the last Rooseveltrally, the Democratic club is present¬ing two thoroughly competent speak¬ers, who will critically analyze thepoltical situation. With Miss Abbottand Miss Ely on the program, themeeting should be of especial interestto all University women. Membersof all campus political organizationsare particularly invited, since the pro¬gram will be concluded with a forumin which the audience may questionthe speakers. •Miss Abbott probably knows asmuch of the social aspects of the NewDeal as any other person in the coun¬try. Miss Ely has been in charge ofthe professional women’s projects inPennsylvania for the past two years.Since she is closely connected with therelief administration, she is consider¬ed capable of defending and clari¬fying the accusations which have beenmade concerning the relief situationin her state during the past fewweeks, as well as describing the reliefprogram in terms understandable tothe layman.Gosnell Speaks onPresidential PollsEspecially timely because of thecampus straw vote being held thisweek, a lecture on “The PresidentialCampaign: Straw Polls,” will begiven by Harold F. Gosnell, associateprofessor of Political Science, in Ful¬lerton Hall of the Art Institute to¬morrow at 6:45. \In commenting on the campus frollearlier this week. Professor Gosnellpredicted that it would favor Roose¬velt, and this has been borne out biearly returns. Change Method ofTraining MaroonStaff MembersCompletely revising the trainingschool system, the Board of Controlof the Daily Maroon today announcedthat all freshmen and transfer stu¬dents already registered in the train¬ing class will be admitted to the staffon Monday. The second and finalmeeting of the training class will beheld on Friday, at 3:30 in Rosenwald2. At this time, John Morris, As¬sociate Editor, will speak on methodsof reporting, writing and editing.The class members will be assignedto beats on Monday, and will act asmembers of the staff for a month.At the end of this probation period,an examination will be given. Thosewho have satisfactorily demonstrateda knowledge of Daily Maroon meth¬ods, and a willingness to work, will bemade staff members at this time. Stu¬dents who did not attend the class,but who wish to join the Maroon staff,iare advised to report to the class onFriday, or to the Daily Mai’oon office,Lexington Hall, on Monday afternoon.Establish Systemto Avoid Conflictof Public EventsTo avoid conflicts of date of eventsheld under the auspices of the Uni¬versity or of closely allied organiza¬tions and to assist in the arrangingof the calendar of University events,a clearing house of information willbe established according to James M.Stifler, secretary of the University.It frequently happens that, throughlack of an established channel of in¬formation, a conflict of dates ariseswhich is a handicap to the organiza¬tions sponsoring the events. It is inorder to remedy this situation thatI the clearing house is being estab¬lished. It is suggested that beforethe date is set for a public function—lecture, dramatic performance, mu¬sical or similar event—the personsmaking the arrangements call andask whether any other event is sched¬uled for the time contemplated. Ifan event is scheduled which is of anature that w’ill cause a conflict withthe event contemplated, another datemay be selected.To make this clearing house effec¬tive the co-operation of every organ¬ization on the quadrangles is re¬quested. Persons in charge of theplanning of public events should not¬ify Valerie C. Wickhem, Harper M12,and clear the dates of the events be¬fore final plans are made.Committee NamedTo Plan I-FBallThe Interfraternity Committee yes¬terday named four Juniors to helpwith arrangements for the Interfra¬ternity Ball. They are Ralph Leach,Phi Kappa Psi business manager, Sey¬mour Burrows, Phi Sigma Delta, incharge of identification cards whichwill be used in place of tickets, Herb¬ert Larson, Delta Kappa Epsilon, andBill Lewis, Psi Upsilon who will helpon arrangements. They will workunder Charles Axelson who is incharge of the Interfraternity Commit¬tee.Negotiations are under way for anorchestra for the Ball, which willprobably be one of the better known“name bands.” In spite of this, it isexpected that the cost of the dancewill be less than two dollars a couple.It has been announced that thedates of the Phi Kappa Psi and PsiUpsilon open houses have been shift¬ed. The Psi Upsilon function, whichwas originally scheduled for Novem¬ber 8 has been moved forward to Oc¬tober 25, while the Phi Kappa Psiopen house will be held on November8 instead of October 25 as formerlyannounced. This change was necessi¬tated because of a conflict of dates.LAST CHANCEVote today in the campusstraw vote. Polling places inHarper, Cobb, Mandel, and theMaroon office. Polls close at1:30. Maroon OffersFirst Newsreelon Campus lifePresent Scenes of Fresh¬man Week and Athleticson Week of Nov. 10.Motion pictures of campus newswill appear for the first time Novem¬ber 10 under the sponsorship of theDaily Maroon, Paul A. Wagner, di¬rector of the University newsreel, an¬nounced yesterday.The program, featuring Octobernews, will be shown four afternoons,Tuesday through Friday, at 3:30.Early every month newsreels will de¬pict the events of the past month,Wagner explained.The Maroon movies will show awide variety of outstanding campusevents. The initial program will in¬clude pictures of freshman week, allthe October football games at homeand away. Intramural touch-football,the freshman-sophomore tug-of-warand the Botany Pond melee, the polit¬ical rally, the Daily Maroon symposi¬um, the Norman Thomas lecture, andmany other important news happen¬ings. Flashes of voting at the DailyMaroon-Phoenix—American StudentUnion all-campus straw vote will beshown. Wagner said.The program will also include a col¬or feature. The newsreel and colorfeature together will last 40 minutes.An admission charge of ten centswill cover expenses.A staff for the monthly newsreelwill be selected next week. Five stu¬dents will obtain staff positions. Tenhave already shown an interest in thework, Wagner said.At the end of the year there will bea grand review of all campus activi¬ties as shown in the monthly news¬reels.If tentative plans are effected, cop¬ies of the films will be shown in manyother cities thoughout the country atthe various Alumni Councils.Prints of the best “shots” will besold to those desiring them. The filmsmay become a permanent record ofcurrent University life.CampnsRepnblicaiisHear Ballantine atPolitical MeetingA Landon-for-President rally feat¬uring an address by Arthur A. Bal-lentine, former Under-Secretary ofthe Treasury, has been scheduled bythe Young Republican Club for nextWednesday evening, in Mandel Hall.Ballantine was Under-Secretary ofthe Treasury under Ogden Mills, andwas in active charge during the bankcrisis of 1933. He resigned his postafter serving under the New Dealfor three months. A member of thelaw firm of Root, Clark, Buckner,and Ballentine, he is a nationally-known expert on taxation and publicutilities.During the Republican campaignhe has been especially active as spe¬cial assistant to John D. Hamilton,chairman of the Republican NationalCommittee. Ballantine attendedHarvard University, where he wasa classmate of Franklin D. Roose¬velt.The Wednesday night meeting willbe the first major campus rally to beput On by the Republican group.Frank Pesek is in charge of the rallycommittee. Edwin Sibley is presidentof the club, with Jayne Paulmanacting as vice-president, and BlandButton as chairman of the member¬ship committee. Other members ofthe executive council include WilliamBeverly, Robert Bethke, DwightWilliams, Charles Axelson, and Har¬mon Meigs. The Young RepublicanClub was formed on campus lastspring under the leadership of Con¬nor Laird and Henry Sulcer.Students Petition toContinue ConcertsMore than 200 names have beensigned to a petition requesting achange of room assignment in orderthat the Music Department’s dailyrecord concerts may continue. Atpresent these programs cannot beheld on either Tuesday or Thursdaynoons, because of a class being heldin Social Seijnee 122 on these days.I The Petition has been submitted toMiss Wickman in Harper M12.HutdiiiiB* New Book Defends ‘IvoryTower* Thesis of Higher LearningPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1936FOUNDED IN 1901RBPRKSENTEO POR NATIONAL ADVCRTlStNQ BYNational Advertising Service, Inc.College Publishers Representative420 Madison AvE. new York. N.Y.CHiCAao - Boston • San FranciscoLos Anoelks • Portland • SeattleMember Associated Collegiate PressThe Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday, Sun*day, and Monday during the Autumn, Winter, and Spring quartersby The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue. Tele¬phones: Local 46, and Hyde Park 9221 and 9222.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any contractentered into by The Daily Maroon. All opinions in The Daily Ma¬roon are student opinions, and are not necessarily the views ofthe University administration.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves the rights of publicationof any material appearing in this paper. Subscription rates:$2.75 a year: $4 by mail. Single copies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.Exclusive national advertising representative: National Adver¬tising Service, Inc., 420 Madison Ave., New York; 400 N. MichiganAve., Chicago.BOARD OF CONTROLJULIAN A. KISER Editor-in-ChiefDONALD ELLIOTT Business ManagerEDWARD S. STERN Managing EditorJOHN G. MORRIS Associate EditorJAMES F. BERNARD.. .Advertising ManagerEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESBernice Bartels Edward Fritz Cody PfanstiehlElRoy Golding William McNeill Betty RobbinsBUSINESS ASSOCIATESBernard Levine William Rubach Sigmund DansigerRobert Rosenfels Charles HoyEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHarris Beck C. Sharpless Hickman Lewis MillerLaura Bergquist Rex Horton Burt MoyerMaxine Biesenthal Herbert Kalk Audrey NeffEmmett Deadman Henry Kraybill David SchefferBetty Jean Dunlap Byron Miller Marjorie SeifriedSTAFF PHOTOGRAPHERSDavid Eisendrath Donal HolwayNight Editor: Cody PfanstiehlAssistant: Ned RosenheimThursday, October 22, 1936New Political Line-up(This editorial is reprinted from a recent issue ofThe Yale News)Whatever your opinion of A1 Smith mayhave come to be during the last two years...you will have to admit that the grand old manhas discussed some basic topics with not a lit¬tle of his old penetrating and fiery oratory.And of all the things he said none was moreinteresting to us than his denial that the partyof Roosevelt is the Democratic party.“... This is not a Democratic administra¬tion,” he said. “It is never referred to as suchby its own people. It is called a New Deal. Youdon’t hear of Democratic policies; you hear ofRoosevelt policies...”No matter how you look at the facts, thereis plenty of truth in what the ex-Governor said.Not for nothing have age-long Democratic pap¬ers like the “Baltimore Sun” and the “St. LouisPost-Dispatch” cast loose from New Deal moor¬ings; not for hastily considered reasons hasCarter Glass said he would rather have diedthan “see the disgrace of this era”; not fortrifling reasons did Governor Ritchie, beforehis death, bitterly assail the New Deal; notbecause of a lack of experience of what theNew Deal is, have high ranking officers in theadministration, men like Douglas and Moleyand Coolidge left the ranks. Former GovernorSmith spoke truthfully when he said the NewDeal is not the Democratic party that wrotethe 1932 platform. With the single exceptionof Hull there has been wholesale repudiationof the Democratic party in letter and in spirit.But how have the Republicans fared? Notmuch better, we say. Those wild-buckarooprogressives have all bolted to the Democrats.La Guardia, Couzens, La Follette, J'lorris, andperhaps in the end Nye will all be lined up be-The ABCsFreedom of the UniversitiesAll parties, groups, and factions in this countryshould be interested in preserving the freedom of theuniversities. Some of our states now have radical ad¬ministrations which have reached out to absorb the uni¬versities. The only hope in those states for the pres¬ervation of another point of view is in adhering to thedoctrine that if a professor is a competent scholar hemay hold his post, no matter how his political views dif¬fer from those of the majority. Not only so; the news¬papers, the broadcasters, the churches, and every citi¬zen should uphold the traditional rights of the scholar.Wherever freedom of inquiry, discussion, and teachinghave been abolished, freedom of the press, freedom ofreligion, and freedom of speech have been threatenedor abolished too.Robert M. Hutchins,No Friendlfi Voice hind Roosevelt. Even the Negro vote, hereto¬fore solid Republican, is being led astray bythe glimmer of relief checks. The old line East¬erners, to be sure, have stayed on familiarground and will vote the G. 0. P. ticket, butnot because of Governor Landon’s “forward-looking” foreign policy nor because of his old-fashioned prairie belt absorption in small timefarming. The Easterners are just caught, andthey might as well try to stomach Landon; atleast a change of diet might help the acute andchronic indigestion aroused by the New Deal.Despite their support, however, the Landon-Kansas party looks a lot different from Cool-idge’s or Hoover’s. The G. 0. P. moved a longway when she enlisted for standard bearerGovernor Landon, a progressive who found thefuture rosier in the Republican party. And theG. 0. P. itself will not go back to being Repub¬lican any more than the New Deal will go backto a simple Democratic life.The aspect of permanent interest to us is notwho threw the latest sop to the voters but thefundamental fact shown by these “walks,” notonly for this year but also for 1940. They meanthat the present choice has definitely becomethe New Deal or a mid-western, progressiveRepublican administration with Topeka as in¬tellectual capital of the nation. Frankly, we-cannot see A1 Smith mixed up with that brandof Republican. He apparently perceives a deep¬er change than we, who hope to see in 1940 aclear-cut alignment along conservative-radicallines,—a change for which the nation has toolong waited.The Travelling BazaarBy CODY PFANSTIEHLOur roommate gets pretty worried at times. Heholds a job that’s getting him through school, and if heloses it, well—no job no money, no money no education.For this job Dinny must be at work by six in the morn¬ing, and he’s a heavy sleeper, and that’s what worrieshim.In fact, it sort of preys on him.The first night he lined up six alarm clocks—all thefraternity could offer—at the head of his bed in thesleeping porch, and the combined hammering at the stillof the night was wonderful to hear. Everybody layawake but Dinny.It wasn’t only the pandemonium of the six alarmclocks that woke him at 5:30....The second night he reduced the number of clocksto three—and with only ten woodpeckers working on atin roof some hardy Brothers slept.We finally dozed off, and suddenly woke sufficientlyto see Dinny dash headlong out of the room, bedclothestrailing. We heard sounds of frenzied dressing Jn thenext room, four running thuds from the two flights ofstairs, then silence. Slow footsteps back up the stairs,and Dinny moved back into the porch, recovered hisblankets and lay down, fully dressed.“What th’ Hell’’ we mumbled, still sleepy.“It’s the darndest thing,’’ said Dinny. “I couldhave sworn I heard a clock go off, but I just noticeddownstairs—it’s only 3:30.Yes, it preys on him.♦ ♦ *... .“SAY ‘AH’ ’’Ah-ers and Uh-ers are irksome.“Joe, I... .ah... .want you to... .ah... .meet... .ahBill Smith.’’ Or “In this course... .uh... .we willattempt.... uh.... to.... uh.... gain an appreciation.. ’’Teddy Linn is an Uh-er. Maybe we’re cruel, butonce we listened for a whole class period and made littlemarks on a paper. At the end of the time we had quitea row of little picket-fence gates, and so are able tostate with authority that Teddy is a 72 per hour Uh-er.Who wants a string of pearls if every third’s a mud-ball?* <1 *....CLERK’S CONFESSIONFTom Virginia Snow, who was clerk at the Harperbuilding poll yesterday, we have a written report ofthings that went on.Her report:''Vote! For what?” Upon being informed that itwas a straw presidential vote the gentleman replied,"Oh, all right. I’ll vote.”"Wait a minute,” commanded the watcher of the]>olL "There’s the small matter of presenting your tui¬tion receipt.”"Oh, Sure,” replied our future citizen. "I have itright here.” The poll watcher ivas just about to signit when she noticed it was a cash slip from MarshallField Retail Store For Men for $4.15.The watcher was getting peeved. "Do you call thisa tuition receipt?” The would-be voter looked puzzledus he replied "Isn’t it?”The xvatcher said it tvasn’t, and the gentlemanwalked off muttering "Somebody’s crazy...”And other questions:"Suppose I don’t want to vote. Do I have to?”From a cute little freshman "It Landon a Blonde?”"I want to vote Dc'tnocratic but I don’t like Braw-der.”"Where is the John?”• ♦ ♦....WUXTRY. WUXTRY... Read all about it. At one last night someonecalled the Maroon night headquarters at CEDarcrest3311 and said that Dan Smith, the Alpha Delt Die- ,hard, had hung it on Louise Hoyt.And Louise was head of Freshwomen Orientation. Lettersto the EditorHEARST TACTICS ON CAMPUSEditor,The Daily Maroon:Did you notice during yesterday’spolitical demonstrations on campusthat the Communists were the onlyones who did any flag-waving? (Andof the American flag at that!) Fur¬thermore, the only other evidence ofemotional symbolism was the blueshirt uniform of the Young People’sSocialist League. Much as I despiseHearst it does not seem to me thatthese leftist elements are consistentwhen they denounce Hearst’s use ofemotional propaganda to stir up thepeople, while they themselves are do¬ing the same thing. Either let’s havethem admit that they are using meth¬ods that Hearst is, or let us see an endto such tomfoolery on the campus ofa supposedly enlightened university.Harold Lee HitchensPOLITICAL JUSTIFICATIONEditor,The Daily Maroon:Apropos of various articles whichhave appeared in the Maroon duringthe past few weeks, I think it expedi¬ent at this time to elaborate on the ac¬tivity of a political group on a uni¬versity campus during a campaignperiod. Precedent for such an organ¬ization is practically non-existent.Therefore, the policy adopted by apolitical group must be developedthrough experiment. The first at^tempt of the Roosevelt for PresidentClub of the U. of C., though contain-ing a few shortcomings, was to mymind successful. Interest in themeeting was keen, as was indicatedby the large attendance. The develop¬ment of such interest by a universitygroup is evidence that the apathywhich characterized the universitystudent in the past is fast disappear¬ing. If this organization contributesto such an objective, it has justifiedits existence at the Unversity.David Hopkins,Chairman,Roosevelt for President Club.Today on theQuadranglesMEETINGSCap and Gown. Cap and Gown office.Lexington Hall at 3:30. Meeting forfreshmen interested in editorial staff.Christian Fellowship. Wicker roomof Ida Noyes, 7:00.Divivinity Chapel. Joseph BondChapel, 12 “How Can We PreventSelf-Pity?’’ Roland W. Schloerb.Graduate Library School. YWCAroom of Ida Noyes at 3:30.Psychology Club. Psychology Build¬ing at 4:15 P. M.Roosevelt-for-President Club. SocialScience Assembly Hall at 4:30. Relieftalks by Gertrude Ely and Grace Ab¬bott. Questions from audiences willbe answered after speeches.Social Service Administration Club.Harper Mil at 7:30. “Our Party’s Re¬lief Program’’. Symposium of speak¬ers from 5 political parties.ATHLETICSTarpon meeting. YWCA room ofIda Noyes at 8:30.IM games. Independent League.3:00, Greenwood FieldBannister “B’’ vs. U-Hi Fliers.Broadmen vs. C.T.S.4:00, Greenwood FieldSnell Hall vs, Magglers.Barrister “A’’ vs. Hitchcock.UBC RADIO PROGRAMS“The Old Judge: Division of Insur¬ance’’ (dramatization of points oflaws). Station WLS, 7:15—7:30,“Our Democracy.’’ Professor Mar¬cus W. Jernegan. StaUon WIND, 7:30—7:45.TONIGHT at 8:30GREAT DRAMA ... hotwith 1936 problems andspeech. A DRAMATICTHRILLER... a wallopingevening in the theater.”—LLOYD LEWIS,Daily News.NORMAN BEL GEODES PrewnU“DEADEND” TBy SIDNEY KINGSLEYSTUDEBAKER418 S. MICHIGAN. Ph. HAR. 2792NIGHTS (Incl. Sun.). SSc to $2.75MATS. WED. & SAT.. 6Sc to $2.2$ Bachrach(Continued from page 1 )fense of indigent criminals. The manwho qualified for this position wasBenjamin C. Bachrach whose longlist of successful defenses in crim¬inal cases in Chicago had won himprominence in this field. Under hisguidance the office proved successfuland he has continued at its helm un¬til the present.The noted barrister will discusssome of the cases in which he hasparticipated at 3:30 tomorrow inBreasted Hall in the third lecture ofthe “Crime and Punishment’’ seriesbeing sponsored by the Bar Associa¬tion.Tickets for the event are stillavailable at the desk of the LawSchool library. They are priced at15 cents. HarrisNow PlayingMatinee Wednesday, SaturdayLIMITED ENGAGEMENTSECOND PLAY OF THEATRE GUILDAND AMERICAN THEATRE SOCIETYMAX GORDON PresentsOne of Last Season’s GreatNew York TriumphsPRIDE &PREJUDICEA Dramatiimtion by Helen Jerome ofJane Anatin’a Famoua NovelThis Play Is Now a ReigningSuccess in LondonSuperb Cast of 32Directed by Robt. SinclairSettinaa and CoatumeaDeiirned by Jo MielzinerEvea.: Orch.. $2.75; Bal., $2.21. $1.65.$1.16. Mat.: Orch.. $2.20: Bal.. $2.20.$1.65. $1.10. Tax IncludedInternationally Famou.sJOOSS EUROPEAN BALLETTues. Eve., Nov. 3rd, Sun. Alt. & Eve. Nov. 8Programs of 4 Ballets include:The Green TableBalladeJohann Strau.ss, To-night!....The MirrorA Ball in Old ViennaThe Big CityChicago Premiere: “The Prodigal Son’’Prices: $1.10—$3.30. On Sale at Information OfficeFor Special prices for group of ten—Harry Zelzer, 20 N. Wacker Drive. Dea. 2990ANNOUNCEMENTAchoth, Arrian, Chi Rho Sigma,Deltho, Delta Sigma, Esoteric,Mortar Board, Phi Beta Delta, PhiDelta Upsilon, Pi Delta Phi, Quad-rangier. Sigma, Wyvern.For over ten years wc have been serving the; finestfiood on the south side. Our Colonial Tearoomofien everything yon arc seeking in the way ofgood food, excellent service and beautiful, home-likeenvironment. Skilled women cooks prepare cvery-Awg , . , delicious soups, salads, fre^ vegetables,cfaickea, sizzling steaks, fish, rolls, pics and otherhone made delicadet. Many of ourcustomers drive miles out of their wayto enjoy our good food! Come today—be a frequent guest(PlutpL6324 Weodlawn Ave.BREAKFASTS—25c up DINNERS—SSc to $1Week Days—LUNCHEONS—35c to 75cWaffles, Sandwiches and A La Carte SpecialsContinuous Service—7 A. M. till 10 P. M.—Hyde Pk. 6324WE CATER TO PRIVATE PARTIESPage ThreeTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER, 22, 1936Plan Campaignto Re-organizeUniversity BandIn line with the campaign to re¬juvenate the University band, Direc¬tor Harold Bachman announced hisdesire Tuesday night to formally or¬ganize the group. In accordance, acommittee of nine members, headedby Hilmar Luckhardt, was selectedfrom the musicians to devise a sys¬tem of organization.The first meeting of the tempor¬ary committee will be held after theThursday night practice and the gen¬eral topic of_ the discussion will bethe type and number of officers thatwill be needed. Bachman has sug¬gested that in addition to the usualpresident and executive officers, thereshould be a standing committee com¬posed of these officers, and also re¬presentatives of the alumni and non¬student men who play in the band.A band historian, who will make apermanent scrap-book of all theband’s performances past and pres¬ent, will also be included in this com¬mittee.Other members of the temporarycommittee selected Tuesday nightare: Oscar Lanphar, Arthur Rabe,Harold Lee Hitchens, William Shan-ner, Bob Wilson, Robert Mohlmann,Charles Tow’ey, and Alfred DeGrazia,Jr.The band, is at present rehearsingdiligently, in view of the coming tripto Madison for the Chicago-Wiscon-sin game October 31. Nonplussed Entymologist FailsIn Mad Search for **Dope 99By MARJORIE SEIFRIEDThe dictionary room over in Wie-boldt is in a furor this week. Thefiles have been overturned, the alpha¬bet forgotten, and the staff membershave been nursing aching heads.Why? Because some one innocentlyasked the origin of the word dope.Now the staff is reluctant to admit adeficiency of information in the files,and have since searched in all theavailable information places to sup¬port their claim to compiling acomplete dictionary of American Eng¬lish.The entymologist was a bit non¬plussed, but gallantly accepted thechallenge and set about discoveringjust where this word came into theEnglish language at all.The word fiend said he was unableto dope out the situation altogetherwith regard to dope. The earliestuse of the word he knew anythingabout was as the name of a prepara¬tion of pitch, tallow, etc., used backin the 1880’s on the bottom of snowshoes to enable them to glide moresmoothly over ice that was somewhatsoftened by the rays of the sun. Thisuse, when first discovered, w’as inthe state of California, but was notlikely caused by the climate of thatregion.W’hether this use of dope has any¬thing to do with dope meaningopium, has up to the present momentnot been definitely made out. Ap¬parently we have two words that lookas much alike as two peas. One ofthem is dape meaning a lubricant,the other is dope meaning opium.Complete Installation of ModernEquipment in Commons BakeryBy HENRY KRAYBILL From one of these words comesdape meaning information, and fromthis noun dope apparently comes theverb used in such expressions as “Itried to dope out what the lecturewas about.”Trying to figure out the relation¬ship of all these uses, noun-al andverb-al, was enough to make the staffdopey. Wiping off his glasses thedictionary man stated, “The wholewoozy business ought to be dopedout, though,” and took up somd morefiles on the dope situation.Patrons of the University dininghalls, according to the Commons of¬fice, may expect improvement in bothquantity and quality of breadstuffs•served when the change of equipmentat the Commons bakery, begun lastSeptember, has been finally complet¬ed in the next two weeks. The mod¬ern appliances, replacing in somecases equipment of sixteen years’.standing, will produce in additiongreat saving in time and labor.Most striking in regard to timesaving is the new 16 pan ovep, con¬sisting of eight shelves revolving ina vertical circle, resembling a revolv¬ing Mississippi steamboat paddle,the oven can be heated to 400 de¬grees Fahrenheit in 20 minutes. Theold oven, requiring seven hours tobe heated, had to be started beforemidnight to furnish rolls for nextmorning’s breakfast. Another im¬provement already being used is thenew raising oven or “proof box,”which keeps the temperature of therising dough at exactly 94 degrees.With the huge new electric refriger¬ator, breakfast rolls may be mixedthe night before, be kept chilled over¬night, and be baked in the morning.•ALso newly installed is the meat re¬ frigerator, in which meat is cut andkept at 36 degrees Fahrenheit.Ekjuipment to Be InstalledEquipment yet to be installed in¬cludes large flour and sugar storagebins, the lack of which has thus farprevented the remodeled bakery fromoperating at maximum efficiency.Even so, it is now possible to easilyhandle baking orders that formerlywere almost impossible.The amount of breadstuffs bakedyesterday, a typical day, includes:200 tw'o and four pound loaves ofbread, 184 dozen rolls, 75 pies, 15cakes, 52 dozen cream puffs, and 35dozen eclairs. These breadstuffs weredistributed to all the University din¬ing halls, including Burton and Jud-son Courts, Hutchinson Commons,Cloister Club, the Education Com¬mons, the dining halls of the dormi¬tories on the quadrangles, and theUniversity High school dining hall.Five employees are all the laborneeded to mix the dough, operate theequipment, and bake the bread fora single ordinary day. Staley CriticizesBan on ASU atWayne UniversityBan of the ASU from the WayneUniversity campus in Detroit drewfire yesterday from Eugene Staley,assistant professor of Economics.Such a ban, he feels, is a short¬sighted position for those who wouldpreserve American democracy.“Democracy lives,” stated Profes¬sor Staley in a letter to Dr. FrankCody, president of Wayne University,“not by voting merely, but especiallyby the discussion which precedes andaccompanies and follows the voting.Democracy surrenders to the enemywhen it adopts his tactics of suppres¬sion. Democracy demands tolerationfor the ideas (not for overt acts) ofevery group, however critical of in¬stitutions that we ourselves may re¬gard as good. Democracy, in its owninterest, tolerates free discussion ofeven the ideas that seem utterly sillyor dangerous.“Those foolish and misguided peo¬ple who would ‘protect our institu¬tions’ by ‘stamping out’ this or that,”he continued, “are the most anti¬democratic and the most un-Ameri¬can elements in the country today.” Deadline Set onApplications forRhodes AwardsApplicants for the Rhodes scholar¬ships have little more than a week leftto see Professor R. V. Merrill, as thedeadline has been set at October 31,at which time all documents must beassembled. In view of this, all pros¬pects should see him at once in Cobb314, between 10 and 11 on Tuesdaysand Fridays, or by appointment todiscuss the requirements.The University of Chicago has twoRhodes scholars at Oxford at present—Charles Bane '35, and Robert Ebert’36. The stipend of the scholarshipis fixed at four hundred pounds year¬ly and 32 scholarships are awarded inthe United States annually.Since the Rhodes scholar can obtaina rating of Senior Status at Oxford,it makes it possible for him to ob¬tain a B.A. in two years. No re¬striction is placed upon the scholar’schoice of studies, and he may, underspecial permission, use the scholar¬ship to obtain higher degrees.Qualities ConsideredAs stipulated by Rhodes, the qual¬ities considered most important in theselection are: literary and scholas¬tic attainments, qualities of manhood,truth, courage, devotion to duty, sym¬pathy, kindliness, unselfishness, andfellowship; exhibition of moral forceof character, and of instinct to showleadership and physical' vigor.To be eligible for a scholarship astudent must be: a male citizen of theUnited States, unmarried, and be¬tween 19 and 25 years of age, and hemust have completed his sophomoreyear at college in the United Statesby June, 1937.Upon recommendation by the Uni-.versity, the candidate next appearsbefore a state committee. Two menare chosen from each state to com¬pete with candidates from five otherstates comprising the district, and twomen are awarded scholarships fromeach district.3iarl, Sekaffmr ^UNIVERSITY CLOTHES FOR UNIVERSITY MENSUITSStyled by Robert Surrey"Cheerio Stripes" . . . BlueRidge Homespuns" . . ."District Checks". That's thelineup on the most popularuniversity man's suits in thecountry. And THE ERIE isfeaturing these newer styledmodels at lower prices.$2950ThisSaturday9-1Dollar Dock DanceOUR NEW HART. SCHAFFNER & MARX OVER¬COATS HAVE ARRIVED. MAKE YOUR SELEC¬TION NOWl^he £/ r ieCLOTHING CO.837-39 EAST 63rd STREETOpen Every Evening O’Hara Publishes Anthologyof Playfests, Mirror ShowsFrom the Mirror shows and fromthe annual Playfests of the Uni¬versity come the contents of a newdrama anthology, “Plays, Skits andLyrics,” edited by Frank HurburtO’Hara, associate professor of Eng¬lish and director of Dramatic pro¬ductions, to be published early inNovember by the University of Chi¬cago Press. The book contains sixplays, ten skits, and twelve lyrics,written, acted, and produced by stu¬dents of the University.The skits and lyrics are taken fromthe yearly productions of Mirror,organized in 1925 by ProfessorO’Hara as a woman’s dramatic as¬sociation. Four years ago men wereadmitted to the casts for the firsttime. The six plays were selectedfrom those written in ProfessorO’Hara’s drama classes and used inthe Playfests of the Dramatic Asso¬ciation.The book has been made avail¬able for reading and presentation byany little theater guild or amateurproducer. Each of the articles isheaded with a copy of the cast ofstudent characters appearing in thefirst performance.Kane Introduces PlaysWhitford Kane, actor with theGoodman Repertoire Company, haswritten the introduction to the sec¬tion of plays. In his “As an ActorSees the Plays” Mr. Kane says,“Plays as good as these do notspring full grown from the brow ofZeus, as no one knows better thanthose of us who have taught play¬writing. The professional stage losta distinguished director when myfriend, Frank O’Hara, elected to stayin the classroom but the Universitywas a great gainer. The plays arefilled with the awareness of the stu¬ dents to the life about them.”The plays include plots stagedunder such conditions as the Ghettoof Chicago and the poor white farmsof the South. One of the plays, a“rip-snorting” melodrama, is entitled“Two gents from K. C.” by SterlingNorth. Also included is “’Tomorrow”by William Conant, and “Roots” byEdith Grossberg Whitesell.Introduction by Beatrice Lillie“As an Actress Looks at the Skitsand Lyrics,” is the title of the in¬troduction to the skits by BeatriceLillie, well-known actress. In thisshe says, “Now take these Universityof Chicago skits. They sound as ifthey are being invented, and quite bychance, at the moment of their pres¬entation. How the producer musthave labored to produce such off¬handedness.”TheHITCHINGPOSTOpen 24 Hours a DayWAFFLECHEESEBURGERCREAM OMELETSTEAK1552 E. 57th St.N. W. Corner Stoney IslandBiums Vogue630 SOUTH MICHIGAN AVENUENorth Ivonston Tovvn and Country loko ForoitAll the glamour that distinguished theladies of the first Empire has been re¬vived in this provocative gown. Velvetoutlines the intriguing low decolletageand accents the high directoire cut of agown that was ‘‘made to order” for thegay whirl anticipated by every promis¬ing young deb. Sizes 10 to 20.a debutante success!silhouette in taffetaDAILY MAROON SPORTSPage Four THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1936Noi^ren SeesFast but lightFreshman TeamKelley, Howe, Pierce Prom¬ise to Bolster Center ofLine.Light but fast is the description ofthis year’s freshman squad. CoachNelson Norgren yesterday said thatthe much-heralded ghost of Berwah-ger had not yet put in his appearanceamong the yearlings, but that severalof the class of '40 would help to bol¬ster the Maroon squad considerablynext fall.There are about 30 candidates outfor the freshman squad and, althoughthe backs will be probably overshad¬owed by the brilliant sophomore starson this year’s additions to the Ma¬roon football machine, several of thefreshmen may be counted on to helpfill the gap left by the graduation ofMeigs, Jordan, and Whiteside in thecenter of the line.Kelley, 195-Ib. TackleThe average weight of the linewhich composes the first string squadagainst the varsity is only 179, butNorgren says they are characterizedby extremely fast charging and gen¬erally play up-to-the-minute ball.Heaviest man is Kelley who tips thescales at 195 and finds a berth attackle. Although he has been playingtackle with the freshman squad, he isconsidered as a very good prospect atguard and should strengthen the Ma¬roon defense.At the other tackle. Pierce at 190 isalso registered as varsity material.The guards are a little lighter thanthe tackles. Howe at 180 should seevarsity action next year, and Ander¬son at the other guard although only170 pounds has been consistentlyturning in fine performances. Bar¬ton has generally been the first choicefor center, and may get a chance tohelp Dick Wheeler do his work.End ReplacementsAt the ends. Parsons and Beardsleyare the regular performers. Parsonsis a brother of Keith Parsons andcomes to Chicago with a good highschool record. Beardsley has shownpromise as a tackle also. Both theseboys will be in the running for thewingman position which will be leftvacant by the graduation of Gillerlain.In the backfield the competition iskeener, but Swinnie, Palajner, Letts,and Brown apparently have the insidetrack on starting assignments. Thisis a very light combination, however,averaging only 163. Swinnie in thequarterback post is the heaviest man,weighing 170.Letts follows at 168, closely trailedby Palajner at 165. Brown is themidget of the squad, only forcing thescales up to 150. Other backfield menwho appear to have potentialities arePalmer, Penney, Gilstrap and Erwinand they are giving the above choiceskeen competition for their posts.Work on FundamentalsThe first year in the University themen are ineligible to compete in in¬ter collegiate football and are giventhe task of running plays of Maroonopponents against the varsity. Thusthe first year the stress is laid largelyon the fundamentals of blocking andtackling rather than Shaughnessy’sstyle of play.The signals for the yearlings arepatterned after the Shaughnessystyle, however, and when a player en¬ters his second year the assignmentsare not entirely new to him. Stress Offense€is Maroons Drillfor Badger TiltWith a week’s breathing spell inwhich to prepare for the Wisconsingame, Chicago’s Maroons yesterdayw'ent about their task of furtherpolishing their much improved of¬fense for the oncoming Badger tilt.Practice today was held in the Fieldhouse, as the practice field was toomuddy to permit any offensive drill.There was no scrimmage today, andthe squad spent most of the day re¬hearsing new formations, featuringreverses and cutbacks.Coach Shaughnessy expressed hisbelief that the Maroon squad will bein top shape for the Wisconsin bat¬tle a week from Saturday. He point¬ed out that the team is just begin¬ning to reach mid-season form, andthe week’s rest which it will get,should see the men set to play theirbest possible game. The few remain¬ing cripples are rounding into fineshape, and are all expected to seeaction at * Madison. Wright andThompson worked in yesterday’sdrill, and Lenhardt took a lightworkout in sweat clothes.Ham Meigs, senior guard whoturned in a fine performance againstPurdue, appears to have the stand¬ing guard position cinched. Thisleaves Clarence Wright as line re¬lief, preferably at tackle. Anothershift in the second team lineup hasbeen effected to bolster line reserves.Bob Greenebaum, 190 pound reservequarterback, has been shifted to cen¬ter, and Dick Wheeler has movedover to guard.Cagers Open Drillwith Easy Practice;Chambers Returns Omnipresent Ushers Ready to MeetAny Emergency at Football GamesAlthough the official start of theseason is still far distant, a portionof the Maroon basketball squad hasstarted working out in the fieldhouse.The practice is entirely informal, con¬sisting merely of practice in shooting.This early start indicates that theMaroons are determined to prevent arepetition of last year’s record, Nor¬gren said yesterday that several ofthe sophomores would see plenty ofaction before the year was over, butas things look now he will have todepend pretty largely upon the workof last year's veterans.Those working out yesterday weremostly new men, but Eggemeyer, Ros-sin and Loitz from the 1936 squadwere practicing. The 1939 numeralwinners who were on the court wereBob Cassels, Jim Lytle, Jack Mullins,John Mahoney.Encouragement is given the teamby the news that Russel Chambers,lanky guard from Fullerton, Californ¬ia and freshman star of two years agohas returned to the campus and willbe in uniform for the Maroons thiswinter. By DAVIDWhile the crowd yells, the teamscores, and everyone goes wild, thereal forgotten men of the University—300 strong—are carrying out theirinstructions, and are alert and pre¬pared for any emergency that mayarise. If Betty Freshman faints fromshock or diet, as if from nowhereappears an usher and within the nextfew minutes Betty will find herselfin the First Aid station below thestands.To be ready for any difficulty thatmay come up during a game, H. 0.Hoeppner, head of the Informationbureau of the University, has gath¬ered together a unit of responsibleand well trained men to handle thecrowds which attend the Big Tengames here.Inspect GroundsDispelling any chance of per.sonsentering the stands without a ticketor the proper credentials, Hoeppnerand his “Mop up Gang’’ make a tourof inspection on the morning of eachgame. Searching every corner of thestands they make certain that noone is lurking behind one of the pil¬lars or is hiding behind the refresh¬ment stands. After they leave no one^is permitted to enter the field until12 when the first of the ushers andgatemen arrive.To eliminate any waving of flasksaround and do away with the roudi-ness of people who have imbibed toofreely, each usher, when he noticessigns of drinking, gives the thirtyperson a small pamphlet w’hich asksthat there be no drinking at the game.This usually is enough and the spec¬tator takes the admonishment in the■proper spirit, Hoeppner reports.System of AdministrationOn the eve of game, the men as¬signed to work the next day meet inthe theater of the Reynolds Club anddiscuss any problems that may havearisen in the past.Similar to the organization of an,£0NVERTS BEGINNERS-'CONVINCES VETERANS!IWIIIMOllfOIIOiBNIlMiS ON INSIMmmconmaOAUTTi_ AOOAtHOiOiMHNESY BRIAR MONEY CAN BUY» rH£ qi>im PATENTED >[‘^CELLOPHANE’*- ^AtpD'PiLTER fr^PEAtlY FflTERS'Bur roarMedico pipe atREADER'STHE CAMPUS DRUG STORE61st and Ellisopposite Burton CourtLocal Phone 9Where Students ‘‘Fill ’em up!”FOR ETHYL OR REGULAR, COMPLETE GREASING,WASHING, OIL CHANGE ITS:STANDARD LUBRICATION SERVICE5.5th AND DREXELFREE VACUUM SERVICEFREE BATTERY AND TIRE SERVICE SHEFFERarmy, this unit is divided and sub¬divided forming a hierachy of posi¬tions. Assisting Hoeppner is W, E.Parker and these two patrol thestands during the games and checkup on the men to see if they needassistance.At control of eacn of the eightgates are R. Guertner, L. A. Callen,I. Mulkey, G. Winbigler, J. Haus, H.M. Brez, D. Darling, and E. Crock-in.Seniority plays a very importantrole in determining the heads of sec¬tions and gates. And with this senior¬ity has grown up a loyalty to dutyand service. Fencers ScheduleBout with LakeShore Athletic ClubOne of the University’s two con¬ference championship teams leapsinto action Saturday afternoon whenthe Maroon fencers cross blades withLake Shore Athletic Club at Bart¬lett gymnasium at 2:30.Co-captains Henry Lemon and JimWalters will lead the Midway aggre¬gation in its first meet of the year.One other veteran and four promis¬ing sophomores complete the team.Walters will wield the foil alongwith Herb Strauss and Corbett, twofreshman stars of last year fromHyde Park high school, both fencingtheir first bouts for Chicago. Lemon will fence epee alternajwith Demarest Polachek, ano(sophomore of promise. Ned Fritlthe third letterman of last yelcrack squad. He and Ed GustafJthe fourth sophomore, will whipsaber. Attendance is free, accorcto Robert V. Merrill, coach.End Second Round ofTable Tennis TouriWith the Reynolds club tablenis tournament entering the tlround yesterday, the field showed]upsets for the seeded players.A dark horse in the person]Rosenblatt threatens upsets forfuture however. In the only th|round match played yesterday,defeated Cohen, winner of the no\ltournament last year 21-18, 18-|21-18.-KAILROADS-Welcome New IdeasYoung people today should find much to their liking in thepolicies of management adopted by our modern railroads.Nothing is sacred merely because it is old. Policies are basedsolidly upon the test-tube findings of current public useful¬ness and favor, e Consider these evidences of railwayexperimentation: Reduced fares, faster and more convenientschedules, streamline trains, added comfort and beauty inpassenger equipment, lower-priced meals, air-conditioning,free pillows for coach passengers, free pick-up and deliveryof less-than-carload freight—such innovations bring lusterto the long-held railway advantages of safety, economy anddependability. • The Illinois Central System is especiedlyproud of its Green Diamond, $425,000 mile-a-minute stream¬line train recently placed in service. It has been called arolling laboratory, in which will be worked out principleseffecting the development offuture passenger transporta¬tion, amd it embodies the latestfindings of science in a widevariety of fields. Favorablyreceived,!! gives every promiseof fulfilling its chosen mission.• Thus deeds give proof of prog¬ress and confirm the skilleddetermination of railway mam-agement and personnel to keepin the very forefront of trams-portation. American railroadsin such ways are daily justify¬ing their kinship with thecollege and university world. REMINDER...Education today must keep intouch with the railroads.Fundamentals evervbody oughtto know are what the railroadamean as carriers, employers, tax¬payers, purchasers, fields ofinvestment and foundations ofnational defense.Educators especially shouldremember that railway taxeskeep 1,600,000 students inschool; that railway bonds axethe backlog of many an endowedinstitution; that tne railroadstodav, in keeping with the spiritof all true education, are forgingahead progressively to new goals.PraaidratILLINOIS CENTRAL SYSTEMAN ILLINOIS RAILROAD'Too Late? No!You Can Still Save withThis 3 in I ValueTHE STUDENT HANDBOOK $0.25THE STUDENT DIRECTORY 25THE CAP AND GOWN 3.50These Three Campus Necessities for Only$3.50with an Advance Subscriptionfor the1937 Cap and Gown There is but Half a Day Leftto Cast Your VotelToday's Polling Places:Harper Cobb Mandel CloisterThe Daily Maroon OfficeI li ' III I II ‘ ill'TII Ilf / ,, 1 .»•* ...... ll 111' l I ' ' ll I ^UlMIlMlII iTO I illrHii <[IVII Plays Start Herei oUi^iatf I’hott) b> I rcilfriik KftfNtT II.*..1LBefore ball and receiver meet . . .A Th‘s unusual speed photo of a backfield player./\CtlOri about to receive a ball from the center showsLarry Danbom, senior fullback for the Fighting Irish of NotreDame, going into action. Acmt Trialother states. First C.C.C. boys to go to college in Arizona experimentCivilian Conservation Corps officials in Arizona are now sending their most promising worker;state colleges and the university in a move which, if successful, may be spread to the C.(>,CSeventy'five were selected as the first to go collegiate in Arizona, with the above group attendthe University of Arizona. They will continue their work while attending college.Outstanding L. S. U. sophomore■L_r 1 Elaine Penn, Kappa Delta atllOriOlcO Louisiana Stiite University,has been awarded the Mortar Brvird medal forbeing the outstanding conjd member of her class. 5 P 0 T L I C H T E RRollins, Sigma NuHonor Two Greats These NimM«l<c Nt\■pEW people know that Chic Sale s name, strictlyspeaking, is Charles Partlow Sale. He was born inHuron, S. D., 51 years agowithin sight of one of thestructures he made famousin The Specialist. Legendhas It that Chic became"Chic” because he ran achicken farm near Madison,Wis., between vaudevilleengagements. Sale nevergot beyond the publicschools in the shadow ofUniversity of Illinois, hutthe Illinois Sigma Nusmade him an honorarvmember.Exactly 376.69 acres of the r6,720'acre Wolverine campusT Tni\rorci>\r \yfiVKirron approaching 10 million dollars, the^ m V ClSlCy or iYl.lCfllgd,ri university of Michigan has ground valued at $4,8^5,820, build¬ings valued at-$24,469,634, and equipment valued at $10,267,774. A coeducational institution controlled bythe state, it was founded in 1817 as the Citholepistemiad (university) of Michigan in Detroit. It was moved,to Ann Arbor after the legislature approved the change in 1837. Rex Beach (right) enjoyed Rollins' hazing partisTD UPERT HUGHES has become a master of cere-monies in radio. Irwin S. Cobb is about to become one after a taste of starring in motion pictures,but Rex Beach, once an American titan of mass storytelling like Hughes and Cobb, grows old on a celeryranch in Florida. When Rex ^ach entered RollinsCollege in 1891, he signed himself Rex EllingwaxlBeach. He had no use for the middle name among thetough rabble on the Yukon during the gold rush, whichhe had left Kent College of Law in Chicago to join.Beach was a Rollins Kappa Alpha and had learnedsomething about roughing it in the Rollins Collegefootball line.His first book was Pardners in igoy. After that hewrote nothing for publication that wasn't printedsomewhere. Old timers still believe that Bill Farnurnand Tom Santschij hero and badman of silent film .fought the most realistic fight the cameras will everrecord vyhen they made the original picture version cfRex Beach’s Spoilers. Rollins honored Alumnu^Beach with an honorary degree and later with thepresidency of its alumni association.7Follows Fatherman, son of famed bandmaster EmilColeman, has organized a dance or-chestra which plays at many of Buck'nell University's leading parties. Hewas a Bucknell senior last year.Finding the right way toOCdiCll Jq work is the job ofthese students in the University ofIowa time and motion laboratory.These students are making motion pic'tures of a typical factory operation.MINNESOTAHADADVANCEDDOWN THEFIELD FORA FIRSTDOWN ONNEBRASKA'S9-YARDUNE. NOWHERE'S WHEREFOOTBALLBRAINSCX)ME IN.HERE'S WHATTO WATCHFOR AT THENEXT GAME—A UNE PLUNGE OFF aNTER IS STOPPED BY NEBRASKA.THIS PLAY IS NOT INTENDED TO SCORE. MINNESOTA ISDOING WHAT EVERY CLEVER TENNIS STAR, FENCER, ORBASEBALL PITCHER DOES RUNNING PLAYS TO GETTHEIR OPPONENTS OUT OF POSITION & OFF TIMING TWICE AGAIN MINNESOTA THRUSTS AT THE UNE.NEBRASKA STOPS THEM DEAD.THEYTiE FIGHTINGWITH EVERY OUNCE OF VIGOR TO PREVENTMINNESOTA FROM SCORING\ 9 TEAMS OUT OF 10 WOULD UNCORK THEIR SCORING PLAYSNOW. BUT NEBRASKA EXPECTS THIS. MINNESOTA HAS TO USEDECEPTION. FOR THE THIRD TIME THEY CRASH THE UNE. THE BAaIS ON THE K YARD UNE. MINNESOTA GOES INTO A HUDDLE—AND COMES OUT WITH THE SWEET¬EST SCORING PLAY I'VE EVER SEEN. LET^ME DRAW YOU A COACH'S DIAGRAM\OF IT ON THE TABLECLOTH... ...MINNESOTA IS IN SINGLE WING-BACK FORAAATION WITH AN UN¬BALANCED UNE. THE QUARTER-BACK,*3 BACK, TAKES THE PASS FROMCENTERS, ® DOES A HALF SPlNNER'^v AND TOSSES AN UNDERARMUTERAL'vvv, TO THE RIGHT HALF-BACK,*2 BACK®, WHO FEINTS ATTHE UNE, THEN THROWS A SECOND LATERALTO THE LEFT HALF¬BACK, THE TAIL-BACK ® WHO HAS BEEN vXMlNG OVER. THETAIL -BACK PIVOTS QUICKLY AND CUTS OFF TACKLE...FOR A TOUCHDOWN®I COVER A GOOD SECTION OFTHE COUNTRY SEE PRAC¬TICALLY ALL TT-IE TOP-NOTCHATHLETES—CAMELS ARE THEFAVORITE EVEFIYWHERE.THEY SET THEALL-TIME HIGHFOR MILDNESSAND FLAVOR.AND CAMELSdont- get onVOUR NERVESj MEANTIME EVERY MAN ON THE NEBRASKA TEAM WHO CAN STOP THEPLAY IS TAKEN OUT. THANKS TO THE THREE PLAYS JUST PRECEDING,THEY ARE OFF-BALANCE AND OUT OF POSITION. THIS MAKES ITEASIER-TO STRETCH THEM DOWN FLAT AND OUT OF THE RUNNING. THEACTION PICTURE SHOWS THE PERFECT MINNESOTA BLOCKING.CopyrighL 1936. ft. J. Reynolds Tobacco CompanyCAMELS SET YOU RIGHT!SMOOTH AWAY THE DAY'S UPS AND DOWNS, LETDIGESTION GET OFF TO A GOOD START. JUST EN¬JOY CAMELS AT MEALTIMES AND AFTER.SMOKING CAMELS SPEEDS UP THE FLOW OF DI¬GESTIVE FLUIDS—INCREASES ALKALINITY—BRINGS A SENSE OF WELL-BEING—SOFOR OtOESnONlS SAKE SMOKE CAMEIS,CAMELS ARE MADE FROM FINER, MOREEXPENSIVE 'TOBACCOS TURKISHAND DOMESTIC—THAN ANY OTHERPOPULAR BRAND.CsiFNEo) R.J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO COMPANYWINSTON-SALEM, NORTH CAROLINA“Decisive Battles of the WoriA x 1 This intricate and elaborate tempci iJVlUrS-l Tom Loftin Johnson was accepted toAcademy by Gen. John J. Pershing on (he fiftkn;graduaticxi from West Point. The artist is shown atJ^ew life for the Trojan warhorseAmbrose Schindler, sophevr OW0rilOU.S0nK)re sensation in the Southern Cali-foTiia backfield, is the pride and hope of Trojan followers whobelieve that the old warhorse of U.S.C. needs a shot of footballadrenalin. Acm*He vacations at collegejr * _ T> J Judge Michael A. MusmannoKeeping rosted returned to Harvard for thesecond time since his graduation from college 15 years ago tostudy abnormal psychology and criminology. Said the judge:“I could have read all this material in books, but I wanted tomake sure I was getting the very latest information." He's taking motion pictures of vocal chords0 “A Ul” foTthe camera, not for the doctor. This is a “studio" scene in the Uni-Oa,y ./\n. versity of Iowa speech pathology laboratory of Dr. Joseph Tiffin, and theis Bessie Rasmus. Dr. Tiffin's technique has given science its best movies of vocal chords, aided incause and cure of stuttering.World’s smallest radio tubeQUrirf- \X/q\7P shortest wave length ever gen^^ dve crated can be made with this radiotube invented by Chao-Ying Meng, California Institute of Tech-noloay icsearch fellow. The tube has a plate the inside diameterof which IS only one half a millimeter. w’,de woru Farthest . . . Youngest . . . SmartestT T 1 Pres. Ralph D. Hetzel of Pennsylvania State College congratulates KennethTlOnOrCCl Tsunoda because he travelled farther than any of his classmates to attend PennState, IS one of 30 youngest freshmen who are 16 or under, and was one of 47 to earn an exemptionin English composition.Co'eds are no exception Mathematics vs. Morpheus Asleep in the deep . . . subjectBoo\s ma\e good arm rests, tooCamera Clicks,Nappers CaughtCandid camera shots taken in Unn,versity of Michigan classrooms and• Union Library.-S''Ashamed? 7>lo, asleep!1JTo Transmit OldWorld’s Culture”Pitt Builds Nationality RoomsO depict the cultural heritage of those old world cuhtures that form the background of so many of its students1 studies, the University of Pittsburgh is now constructing1 designing a series of “nationality rooms” that will reflecte liest traditions of the ancestral homeland and to preserve! transmit, in tangible, symbolic form, an old world’s culture,lie all of us as Americans jointly make ot remake a culturetradition of our own.”World'5 tallest schoolhouseOn its first floor the 17 na'tionality rooms can be found.First to complete its room fundThe committee for the Chinese room received a000 grant from the Chinese government for itsTo finance the Russian room . . .rhese members of the committee staged a benefitand concert, dressed in old-world costumes to lendlasphere to the occasion. Scottish sponsers . . .A bonnie lass and laddie doing theHighland Fling in the Scottish room. Magnet’s strength 40^000 times greater than earth's•I ry Hayden Jones, research associate of the Uni-IZ’'' 1 Oil IVld-gllcL versity of Chicago’s Prof. Arthur Compton,examines the new magnet that will be used in their laboratory in cosmic raystudy. In the experiments a “Wilson cloud chamber” will be placed in the fieldof the magnet, and as cosmic rays pass through the moist gas of the chamberthey will leave a fog trail that will be photographed automatically. AcmeStudent artists paint song writer's life1 world’s largest collection, outside thatITOStCr lVlcII10rid.i owned by J.K.LiTly,ofStephen Foster memen¬tos is owned by the University of Cincinnati and housed in the Foster roomof the campus library. Students in the school of applied arts recently paintedmurals on the walls of this room, one of which is shown above.HISPUS8IAN PIPE FPOM ASIATICRUSSIA,VOUSAV; JUDGE?BUT VAIVTHPee0ONM.S iris A CLEVERVUAV OF BLENDINGTOBACCO TO GETA MILDER, BETTER¬TASTING SMOKE —WELL, IF 1 WSANTEDTHE BEST SMOKEPOSSIBLE, lb JUSTLOAD ALL THREEBOWLS WITHPRINCEALBERT.' RIGHT.' BECAUSE INEVERV OME >OU'0GET MILDNESS, FULLRICH FLAVOR, AND 1 BROKE THIS PIPE IN ONPRINCE ALBERT. THATiCRiMP CUT' PA. GAVE ITAS^A/ELL CAKE ANDSMOKE COOLAND MANV A MAN& HAPPIERTODAY BECAUSE MESTARTED SMOKINGPRINCE ALBERT-THERE'S NO CnWER -TOBACCO r- —LIKE ITHERE^ WHY THERElS NO OTHER TOBACCO UKE PRINCE ALBERT: P.A. IS CHOICEMELLOW TOBACCO-‘CRIMP CUT*FOR COOLNESS—WITH THE*BITE'REMOVED BYSPECIAL PROCESS. ITS THE LAR6EST-SELUN6 TOBACCOIN THE WORLD. AND SWEL RNt’MAKINS’aSARETTES.*i^opr.. IfM.J. fUynoldMTvb.Co.SMOKE 20 PIPEFULS OF P. A. AT OUR RISKSmok* 20 fraenuat pipafvla of Pri«c* Albart. If yov don't find it tbo mellew*Mt, tnatioat pipo tobncco iron ooor unokod. roturn tho pocket tin witk theroot of tbo tobncco in it to un nt nnjr tine within n nMntk from tkic date, andwa will refund full purckaso prica, plus poataco.(Signed) R.J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO COBAPANY•ni. North CarekaaPipeful* of fra.grant tobacco inOTorp a.ounco tinof Prince Albart Winaton-SaloniPrince Albert THE NATIONALJOY SMOKEI £■ She won a popularity electionWomen's Athletic Associa-OOIlgiCd.Q0r tion of Occidental College started offits new sports year, Barbara Demaree was.its officialsong leader. She was elected to the position by popularballot XT- J J1 ^ Stellar Stanford UniversityriU.QQlC Indians look something likethis when they huddle during a game toplan their next play"'but their faces aremuch dirtier than they are during thepractice session when this picture wastaken. incmutiofuiStudent techniciayis made this state ship airworthy1 1 Students in aviation mechanics at the University of Idaho, Southern Branch, com-V^Vcina,Vll pletely refurnished this plane for the state's department of aeronautics without aidfrom outside mechanical or technical experts. Women in dressmaking classes aided them in covering thewings and fuselage with fabric. The plane will be used in a statewide survey of airport and airway con¬ditions.This press printed first newspaper west of RoclfiesA • University of Oregon journalism students a.ssist journalism Dean ic W. Allen in print-ing a page on the old Washington hand press, first used in 1845 and which in 1915formed the nucleus of the present Oregon university press. It is as complete as the day it was first put intooperation almost a century ago. iiI