Vol. 37. No. 14. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1936 Price 3 Cents.Presidential Straw Balloting Starts Today;Old Fashioned Political Rally in CircleFilm SocietyPresents FirstRevival TodayFirst of Five ProgramsFeatures Old SarahBernhardt Film.The University Film Society thisafternoon and eveninjf officially opensits first film revival series at the Ori¬ental Institute with a program of sixfilms borrowed from the historicalcollection of the Museum of ModemArt in New York City.The performance will feature Sar¬ah Bernhardt in her only film, “QueenKlizabeth,” a foui’-reel picture madein 1911, In addition, five other earlyfilms will be shown on the two-hourpropram to be shown at 3:30 and 8:30.Orpanized last June, the UniversityFilm Society by these showinps plansto* fulfill the major part of its first No Rowdy TacticsIn view of the heights to whichpolitical feeling may rise, the un¬dersigned leaders of University po¬litical organizations hereby agreethat they shall not in any mannerfoster or promote rough-house orrow'dy tactics, or resort to physicalviolence during the campus strawvoting period. The undersignedrequest members of campus organ¬izations to abide by this agree¬ment.Signed:Mwin Sibley,Young RepublicansVirginia Schwartz,Browder-for-President ClubGeorge Reedy,Socialist ClubDavid Hopkins, Roosevelt-for-President Club.O’Hara AnnouncesCast for Shaw’sSatire ‘‘Androcles”Something new in the way of cinemaentertainment was offered the campus lastFriday evening when the University FilmSociety's first program was previewed forthe benefit of the University Settlement. Tosee this collection of history-making pic¬tures is to gain a realization of the tre¬mendous and rapid development of the cin¬ema as an art form. To the Film Society,our thanks for bringing to the campus thisunique opportunity.—J.G.M.year’s program, namely to give athorough groundwork in the historyof the cinema before continuing, laterthis season and next year, to a studyof the future of film.s and a carefulevaluation of contemporary cinema.The autumn series, which startsthis afternoon, consists of five pro-piams, to be given on successiveTuesdays. Because of the increasedvalue of the pictures if seen as a ser¬ies, a special series ticket rate of$1.25 for five matinee and $2.00 forfive evening showings is being offered.Single admissions are 35 and 50 cents.Bachrach to DeliverThird Crime Lecture Announcement has been made byFrank Hurbert O'Hara, director ofDramatic Association plays, of thecast of characters for the DA’s firstproduction, “Androcles and the Lion”which is to be presented in the Rey¬nold’s Club theatre at 8:15 on No¬vember 4, 5, 6, and 7.In writing “Androcles and the Li¬on”, the author, George Bernard Shaw,develops humorous situations betweenthe martyred Christians and the Ro¬mans. The comedy is intended to bur¬lesque the mistaken notion that therewas great conflict and enmity exist¬ing between the Christian and theRoman soldier.Dual Role.sIn the play, Androcles, portrayedby Lloyd James, befriends the Lion,played by Lewis Miller. Lavinia willbe portrayed by two persons, LillianSchoen and Genevieve Howe. Like¬wise, the part of Spintho will be tak¬en by C. Sharpless Hickman and Al¬lan Kringle.Other characters and their portray-I ers are: Magaira, Mary Paul Rix;Centurion, William Beverly; The Cap¬tain, Harry Hess; Lentullus, Gene Da¬vis; Metellus, Allen Tully; Ferrovi-us, John Van de Water; and Caesar,Robert Waggoner. Others in the castare Kenneth Jakus and Duncan Hola-Speaking from the angle of the de¬fense, Benjamin C. Bachrach, PublicDefender of Cook County—and mem-l)er of the Administration CriminalLaw Commi.ssion of the Chicago BarAs.sociation, will deliver the thirdlecture of the “Crime and Punish¬ment” series being sponsored by theBar Association in Breasted Hall Fri¬day at 3:30.The first man to hold the office ofthe Public Defender in Cook County,Bachrach was chosen for this posi¬tion because of the reputation he hadestablished in a long line of success¬ful defen.ses in Chicago criminaltrials. He has had experience in awide variety of criminal cases mur¬der, embezzlement, fraud, arson,white slavery and others.Tickets which are priced at 25cents may be purchased at the deskof the Law School Library. day.Season Sponsor tickets are on salefor $2.75 at the box office in Mandel.Renaissance SocietyCloses Print DisplayFeaturing examples of modernGerman graphic prints, the exhibi¬tion in room 205 of Wieboldt Hallclo.ses today, concluding a two-weekdisplay sponsored by the RenaissanceSociety.This exhibit, loaned by the CarlSchurz Memorial F’oundation, willcontinue its tour around the countrywith showings a£ other schools.The exhibition of prints by Ger¬man masters of the 15th and 16thcenturies, at International House, isbeing transferred this week to pub¬lic display in the German departmentoffices in Cobb Hall. Stump, SoapboxAdorn Campus atCircle *Hu8ting8*Afford Partisans Chanceto Cheer, Hiss Parties’Bids for Support.Would you like to boo Landon?H iss Roosevelt?Bronx cheer Browder?Give Thomas “the bird?”Then follow' the noise to the Circlethis noon and join the campus in anOlde Tyme Politicale Hustings.In modern terms a Hustings is anoutdoor political rally to excite po¬tential voters to act. And so today, inthe Circle, speakers representingcampus political parties will, in thebest of soap-box and stump-speechtradition, urge the election of theirfavorite candidates in the all-campusstraw vote.Limit Speakers’ TimeActing as chairman, Cody Pfan-stiehl will attempt to hold eachspeaker to a maximum of five min¬utes tirade.Exhorting for the Socialists willbe Eleanor Fine, campus representa¬tive of the National Socialist party.Landon supporters will cheer JackBonniwell, sophomore repre.sentativeof the Young Republican group oncampus.The Roosevelt-for-President club,while not yet certain of the speaker,promises to have a representative.The Communist speaker had notbeen announced yesterday afternoon.Speakers will be mounted on a plat¬form. Students will form a circleabout the .stand, and an active sec¬tion of the University band will fur¬nish music in the form of variouscampaign songs, to further the gen¬eral ballyhoo.Patrons are asked to express theiremotions in any manner appropriateto the moment. But remember—thecampus political groups have signedan agreement outlawing roughhousetactics.Chapel Union PlaneDruce Lake Trip“Freedom of the Masses will be thesubject of the first Druce Lake con¬ference to be held November 8 and 9by the Chapel Union. Attendance hasbeen limited to fifty and all studentswishing to attend should register inthe Chapel office.The conference group will leave theUniversity at 9 on Saturday, Novem-|ber 9, and return sometime Sunday iafternoon. Means of transportationdepends upon the voluntary contribu¬tion of cars. Tho.se who can offertheir cars should sign up at theChapel office. Expenses for the gaswill be shared by the occupants ofthe cars.Discussion sections conducted byvarious members of the faculty andprominent civic leaders will be heldin the morning and afternoon.Druce Lake is near Waukegan. Theexpenses for the trip will be $2.75.All accommodations including sleep¬ing quarters and meals will be pro¬vided. Sample BallotFOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES(This ballot is merely a specimen. It is not to be used.)(Mark with an X opposite your choice)□ Earl Browder □ Franklin D. Roosevelt□ Alfred M. Landon □ Norman Thomas□ William Lemke □Aside from your presidential choice, what party doyou favor?□ Democratic □ Republican □ Socialist Q Communist( ) partyYOUR CLASSIFICATION□ Male □ Female □ Freshman □ Sophomore( ) Division□ Undergraduate □ GraduateACTIVITIES□ Fraternity or Club □ Music□ Publications □ Athletics (Varsity)□ Dramatics □ American Student Union( )Is your home in Chicago? □ out of the city? □Gosnell Predicts Straw Vote WillFollow Northwestern for RooseveltThe pre.sidential opinion of the Uni¬versity student body is just a bigquestion mark—even to Harold F.Gosnell, assistant professor of Polit¬ical Science, who is closely involvedin the Maroon, Phoenix, ASU, projectas technical adviser. “I am inclinedto think,” he ventured, however, “thatwe will follow Northwestern in its en¬dorsement of the administration.”“This is only an opinion,” he cau¬tioned as he referred to reports fromthe Evanston campus. “But it seemsto me that the Roosevelt trend atNorthwestern is representative ofpretty much the same middle-westernarea reflected in the student bodyhere.”The Landon margin at Roosevelt’salma mater. Harvard, as well as atYale, Dartmouth, Williams, and theUniversity of California, bears littlesignificance for our poll, according tothe youthful student of political sci¬ence. It is the middle West that isdoubtful, the middle West that willswing the election—and it is the mid¬dle West that speaks from the Evan¬ston campus.Incomplete returns from North¬western give Roosevelt 1119, LandonHutchins Speaks atJewish Student GroupPresident Robert M. Hutchins willspeak at the second meeting of theJewish Student Foundation, to beheld in the theater of Ida Noyes at3:30 tomorrow'. President Hutchins’talk will open a series of lectures tobe given by prominent men underthe sponsorship of the Foundation.The organization is sponsored byDr. George Fox, and headed by TomKaratz. Other officers are BlossomTovrov, vice-president, Ruth Sager,secretary, and Burton Wall, treas¬urer. 805, Thomas 54, Browder 27, andLemke 26.Due to the great area representedby the graduate student body, theMidway poll will probably give amore accurate indication of presiden¬tial opinion than Northwestern. Theprincipal threat to accuracy to themind of Professor Gosnell is the prob¬able exaggeration of the radical votedue to the strength of its organiza¬tion.Fraternities BeginFreshman RushingLuncheons TodayThe fraternity system of deferredrushing moves into action today whenDelta Upsilon and Zeta Beta Tauentertain freshmen at luncheon.During the current quarter, eachhouse on campus will hold threeluncheons and two open houses. Afreshman may be invited to only oneluncheon held by each chapter, butmay attend both open houses. Dur¬ing the winter quai’ter, all chapterswill hold an open house on January20. The intensive week of rushingwill last from January 20 to Janu¬ary 27.Cost of HallThat the pro rata cost of the Inter¬fraternity Ball will be levied on allhouses at the rate of $2 per man(including both actives and pledges),was announced yesterday by the In¬terfraternity committee. Numbers inthe various houses will be determinedby consulting Autumn quarter I'e-ports on file in the Dean of Students’office. Refunds will be made if not allfunds are expended. Edward Stern,the Committee’s treasurer, announcedthat Autumn quarter dues are pastdue and must be paid this week. Holdat NoonTuition ReceiptsIdentify Votersfor Campus PollCollaborate with OtherUniversities in ListingPolitical Trend.Many vacancies remain in theStaff of Election Clerks to takecharge of polling places. Any in¬terested ‘Students, particularlyMaroon, Phoenix, or ASU fresh¬men are eligible. Report as soonas possible to the Maroon office.With tuition receipts to be present¬ed to the election clerk at the timeof voting as the only requisite. Uni¬versity students will today, tomor¬row, and Thursday indicate theirpresidential choice in the All-CampusStraw vote.The poll is conducted in collabora¬tion with universities throughout thenation to test the direction of thepolitical wind at the student level.On this campus it is sponsored by TheDaily Maroon, Phoenix, and theAmerican Student Union.To insure absolute honesty in thevote, students will be obliged to pre¬sent their tuition receipt to the clerkin charge of the polling place. Thiswill be marked, while the student iscasting his ballot, and will preventduplication.Since the affair is only a strawvote, students of any age may vote.Polling PlacesOpen from 7:30 to 5:00 today andtomorrow, and from 7:30 to 10 a.m.Thursday, the polling places will bescattered about the campus. Accord¬ing to plans voters may cast ballotsat Burton and Judson Courts, Cobbhall, Mandel cloister, Lexington hall,Medical school. Business school, IdaNoyes, International House, Grad¬uate Education, Harper Library,Kent, and the Law school.Student speculation as to the out¬come was split yesterday, in spiteof the fact that Landon swept Har¬vard and Princeton Universities.Boynton AnalyzesIdea of PatriotismToday the University Press pub¬lishes the twenty-first in its series of“Public Policy Pamphlets” edited byHarry D. Gideonse, associate profes¬sor of Economics. Written by PercyH. Boynton, profes.sor of English,and entitled “Changing Ideas ofAmerican Patriotism” the pamphlettraces the change in American pa¬triotism from colonial days to New-Deal days through the writers ofeach period.“Abstract ideas become lively intimes of discussion and adjustment,”writes Professor Boynton. “Underdiscussion the terms applied to thembecome altered, mixed, mutiplex. ‘Itwill be forgotten,’ wrote AlexanderHamilton a hundred and fifty yearsago, ‘that jealousy is the usual con¬comitant of love, and that the nobleenthusiasm of liberty is apt to be in¬fected with a spirit of narrow' andilliberal distx'ust’ ”.Summary of News of the WeekendRoosevelt? Landon?Thnnwsi Rroirder^Have your choice. Assistants Sahlin, Flinn, Scheussler, Deem Baths wholesale after the Freshman-Sopho- \yhy the Sophomores won. From left to rightwatch their chnroes perform anainsf Purdue mare tug nf war foreground. John Van dt WuHi, Sty^mour Rurrmvs, AI Jaffee, John McWhorter.the campus political jtoll tomor-Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1936^aroonFOUNDED IN 1901Member Associated Collegiate PressThe Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday. Sun¬day, and Monday during the Autumn, Winter, and Spring quartersby The Daily Maroon Company, 6881 University avenue. Tele¬phones: Local 46, and Hyde Park 9221 and 9222.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any contractentered into by The Daily Maroon. All opinions in The Daily Ma¬roon are student opinions, and are not necessarily the views ofthe University administration.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves the rights of publicationof any material appearing in this paper. Subscription rates:$2.76 a year; $4 by mail. Single copies: three cents.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, under the act of March S, 1879.Exclusive national advertising representative: National Adver¬tising Service, Inc., 420 Madison Ave., New York; 400 N. MichiganAve., Chicago.BOARD OF CONTROLJULIAN A. KISER Editor-in-ChiefDONALD ELLIOTT Business ManagerEDWARD S. STERN Managing EditorJOHN G. MORRIS Associate EditorJAMES F. BERNARD.. .Advertising ManagerBernice BartelsEl Roy GoldingBernard LevineRobert Rosenfels EDITORIAL ASSOCIATESEdward Fritz Cody PfanstiehlWilliam McNeill Betty RobbinsBUSINESS ASSOCIATESWilliam Rubach Sigmund DansigerCharles HoyMargaret BaugherHarris BeckLaura BergquistMaxine BiesenthalEmmett DeadmanBetty Jean Dunlap EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSMarjorie Hess Lewis MillerC. Sharpless Hickman Burt MoyerRex Horton Audrey NeffHerbert Kalk David SchefferHenry Kraybill Marjorie SeifriedByron MillerSTAFF PHOTOGRAPHERSDavid Eisendrath Donal HolwayNight Editor: William McNeillAssistant: Lewis MillerTuesday, October 20, 1936Non-Partisanship ExplainedToday marks the beginning of a studentsponsored, three-day poll of the campus on thequestion of political preference in the presiden¬tial election. Our reasons in sponsoring thisproject—our desire to determine the politicalalignments in what is reputed to be an intelli¬gent student body, to stimulate greater inter¬est in politics among students, to draw out aslarge as possible a student vote in the nationalelection—have already been fully explained inthis column; they need no further elucida¬tion.In one respect, however, we feel that ourposition with regard to both the campus polland the campaign in general requires clarifica¬tion. As one of the principal backers of thestraw vote. The Daily Maroon has adopted anattitude of strict non-partisanship. It is obvi¬ous that such an attitude is necessary to in¬sure both an unprejudiced vote from the cam¬pus and complete impartiality in the organiza¬tion of the poll and in the handling of returns.Our policy of non-partisanship is foundedprimarily, however, on considerations morefundamental than these. It is not based on anattempt to evade the question or on a beliefthat political indifference on the part of youthis justified, even (as one paper has put it) inview of the “whole grand performance ofchoosing office holders by means of a sort ofglorified popularity poll” or of the present“demonstration of mud-slinging, verbosity, andastute hypocrisy known politely as the presi¬dential campaign.” It is based on what we be¬lieve to be an intelligent analysis of the properfunctions and policies of a student newspaper.The point at issue is whether such a news¬paper should express the opinions of its edi¬tors alone or of the student body as a whole.Certainly, if the editors consider themselvesrepresentative of general body of students, thepaper will express both. The issue arises onlywhen the views of those running the paper dif¬fer from the viewpoint of the campus. If theeditors feel that they are fighting for a cause,that it is their duty to educate their readerson a question, then they are probably justifiedin trying to foist their opinions on a hostilecampus. If, however, the issue at stake is notfundamental, if the differences in viewpoint arenot irreconcilable, then it is our belief thatthe student newspaper should represent theviews of the preponderance of the students.Many college papers all over the country,whose analyses have probably run along linessimilar to ours, have also adopted non-partisanpositions. But there are others whose reactionto the question has been quite different. TheDaily Princetonian, for instance, in the face of alarge majority returned for Landon in its cam¬pus poll, strongly advocates the reelectio i ofPresident Roosevelt. ,The Yale News, in a sim¬ilar situation, seems strongly pro-Roosevelt inits daily editorials. ) On our own campus, we do not believe thatany one candidate has a majority of the stu¬dent body supporting him. Whoever may winthe straw vote this week, it is our predictionthat the results will be close. Nor do we believethat the issues between the two major partiesin this campaign are fundamental. For thesereasons, we believe that our policy of non-partisanship is a sound one and an intelligentone. The Daily Maroon will continue to be non¬partisan for the duration of this election cam¬paign.The Travelling BazaarBy LLOYD JAMESNOTES ON THE PAST WEEKThe highlight of the Maroon’s political symposiumcame when the Democrat, after seven minutes of solidbut incomprehensible oratory, suddenly stopped and said,“I seem to have lost my train of thought.” Such frank¬ness is refreshing, but poor politics. Following himwas the Prohibition candidate who said that by nomin¬ating him for governor the party had conferred on himan honor few men would ever enjoy. The marvel to usabout that party is that men who lose every election soconsistently could go thru life without taking to drink.* • •Dumbest girl of the week next to Kay Griffin whoappears more consistent. The girl who thought CodyPfanstiehl was a nom de plume. “No one could spellthat name correctly twice in a row,” she said.* * *Reports have been seeping thru to the effect thatFoster inmates aren’t taking the proper domestic atti¬tude. For years the girls have done the correct thingand subscribed to magazines like Ladies Home Com¬panion, Good Housekeeping, Better Homes and Gar¬dens and True Story. And things went along smoothly,and the girls studied, slept, had dates, many dates, andall the other things girls have. But this year the boyshaven’t been dropping over so often. Things had cometo the well known “pretty pass.” The little ladies hadmany councils of war, and finally at one big meetingthey decided that “Steps had to be taken.” Someonefigured out that there were only twenty days left tosave Foster, and then the girls went into action. Theyhaven't revealed their entire program, but the first thingthey did was cancel their subscriptions to Good House¬keeping and Ladies Home Journal. And then came thebig, and daringly new step, they subscribed to ES¬QUIRE!!May it help the Fosterites to understand that bigproblem of M-E-N better than Vogue helped the fra¬ternity gents to understand women.Do you all remember C. Shapeless Hickman, the upand coming freshman who last year had so much funpanning the Dramatic Association? Well, this year hetried out for and got a part in the D.A.’s first produc¬tion, “Androcles and the Lion.”« * *GRIPES HEARD AT THE FOOTBALL GAME;“How can Chicago expect to have a team. Theywon’t buy any players. All they spend money on isGargoyles.”“Come on Purdue, you fellows aren’t earning yoursalaries today.”The column of “Dormitory Drivel” in Friday’s Ma¬roon was erroneously attributed to Mary Adele Crosby.The real author, whose identity was disguised througha mistake of the printers, was Betty Jean Dunlop.The musical caliber of the band wasn’t much im¬proved Saturday, but they have learned some neatpsychological tricks. By delaying the game five min¬utes while they zipped thru their last zestful foxtrot,they made Noble Kizer so mad that he couldn’t tell hisboys whom to knock out during the next quarter.Kizer and his boys thought that knocking playersdown and stepping on them was awfully funny untilFitzgerald threw a real block into Vergane, disablinghim for the rest of the game. Then Kizer became areal humanitarian. No sense of humor at all.* * *Things seem to have sunk to a new low when theonly people who can whip up enthusiasm before a gameare a feW college sophisticates who still get a thrill whenthey see a fire. After the swell game the team put upit seems too bad to say anything about the pep session,but it still comes up and haunts us. The bonfire waspretty good, anyhow.* 4>When it came to the game and cheering section,things were different, however. For the first time, weheard some real yelling at a Chicago game that was notfrom rooters on the other side of the field. It was nicefor a change to have the usual procedure reversed andhear the crowd yelling at the cheerleaders to give themsome action.* 4> *Why doesn’t the band borrow the uniforms that thehot dog vendors wear?The ABC’sDefinition of a LiberalI grew to regard Mr. Soong as the most typical Lib¬eral I had ever known—honest, puzzled, unable to makeup his mind between the horrors of capitalist imperialismand the horrors of Communist revolution. If China hadonly been America, his happiness would have been com¬plete, for he could have pretended not to know aboutthe horrors.Vincent Sheean, ;Personal History Gideonse, Paul Douglas Favor NewDeal Ckindidate in Coming Election(This is the third of a series ofarticles by faculty members, ex¬pressing their support in thepresent political campaign.By HARRY D. GIDEONSE, Associ¬ate Professor of Elconomics“I shall vote for Roosevelt.“To me economic nationalism is cas¬ually related to regimentation andfascism. Cordell Hull, Henry A. Wal¬lace and Mr. Roosevelt (occasionally)represent a definite effort to lowertrade barriers. To the extent thatthe effort is successful, it helps re¬store export markets for our farm¬ers, it cuts into the audience of themonetary demagogs, it helps controldomestic monopolies by exposingthem to foreign competition, and itstrengthens the forces of peace in theinternational situation.“Mr. Landon has offered nothingbut the usual protectionist poppycock.He talks about foreign trade like aneditorial in the Hearst press, and seesonly the concessions we have made toforeigners while he says nothingabout the expanding exports that arethe result of the transaction.Menaces to Stable Finances“Three of the principal menaces tostable financial conditions in the U.S.are the farm lobby, the organizedveterans, and the existence of a bank¬ing system that has no tried and test¬ed brakes on the upward and down¬ward spiral of the cycle. How do thecandidates show up in these issues?“Mr. Landon turns out to be softerthan the New Deal on farm spending.He has promised them the sky (in¬cluding promises that are clearly un¬constitutional), and the cost of hisproposals can be conservatively plac¬ed at from one and a half to two bil¬lion dollars, at least twice the amountof present expenditures in that di¬rection.“Mr. Knox quite unscupulously ex¬ploits his promise to the veterans—before his nomination—and on thissubject Mr. Roosevelt can refer to apolitically courageous veto of thepresent bonus legislation.Control of Bank CreditIn the control of bank credit; IsMr. Landon likely to be as vigorousCLASSIFIED ADSTWIN lens reflex Voightlander Su¬perb, Skopar anast. F.35 andamast. 3.5 finder lens. Compur. 3mos. old. Sacrifice, going abroad. Dor.0827.STUDENTS!! an experimenter in control as Mr.Roosevelt who admittedly owes thecontrollees nothing? Admitting thatthe experiment may turn sour, is anyone disposed to deny the menace ofan uncontrolled repetition of the tra¬ditional pattern ?“These are some of the good rea¬sons. Basically, I am aware that aglance at the line-up in both campshas quite as much to do with my voteas a sober consideration of the issues.Look at the array against Mr. Roose¬velt, all the way from Hearst, the Chi¬cago colonels, Dr. Townsend, Peek,Father Coughlin, Gerald “chase thecripple out of the White House)Smith, Mrs. Dilling, Ray Moley toA1 Smith (1936 edition).“Did ever a man offer so much rea¬son to be loved for the enemies he hasmade?”By PAUL DOUGLAS, Professor ofEconomics“I am for Roosevelt in 1936 becauseI believe that on the whole his ad¬ministration has helped to pull uspartially out of the depression and tomake a beginning in giving greatersecurity and greater social justice tothe workers, farmers and salaried em¬ployees of the country. Governor Lan¬don is an honorable, decent and mildlyliberal man, but I do not like thegroup which is behind him; and I amafraid that he would not be strongenough to keep them in check. I be¬lieve that Roosevelt’s victory wouldhelp to steady conditions during thenext four years and would decreasethe chance of reaction ultimately tri¬umphing in this country.”TheHITCHINGPOSTOpen 24 Hours a DayWAFFLECHEESEBURGERCREAM OMELETSTEAK1552 E. 57th St.N. W. Corner Stoney Island Today on theQuadranglesLECTURESGraduate Classical Club. Classics 20at 8. Speaker: Harold Dunkel.MEETINGSBusiness School Group. Room D ofReynolds club at 12:30.Inter fraternity Council. Room D ofof Reynolds club at 1:30.WAA board. WAA room of IdaNoyes hall at 12:30.Settlement League Bridge. SouthReception room of Ida Noyes hall at 2.Wyvern. Student Lounge of IdaNoyes hall at 3:30.YWCA. YWCA room of Ida Noyeshall at 5:30.Library Board. Quadrangle club at12.American Student Union ExecutiveCommittee. Social Science 106 at 4:30.ATHLETICSIntramural touchball. Phi Psi “B”vs. Alpha Delta Phi on field two at 3.Beta Theta Pi vs. Chi Psi on fieldthree at 3. Zeta Beta Tau vs. DeltaKappa Epsilon on field two at 4. PiLambda Phi vs. Phi Psi on field threeat 4.DEBATESSocialist club vs. Browder-for-Pres-ident club. “Resolved: that the So¬cialist party has the correct approachto the 1936 election.” Cobb 110 at 3:30.Debate Union. Room A of Reynoldsclub at 8:15.3 Months* ShorthandCourse for CollegeGraduates andUndergraduatesIdeal for taking notei at colleie orfor apare-time or full time poaitiona.Claaaoa atart the flrat of January,April, July, and October.Call, write, or telephoneState 1881 for complete facts.The Gregg College6 N. Michican Are., Chiracoy KThe New Book byROBERT M.HUTCHINSPresident of theSAVE 1/2 OF YOURLAUNDRY BILLYour entire bundle is washedsweet and clean in pure soap andrain soft water.Handkerchiefs and flat piecesironed. Underwear. 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BUTTERFLY;Sat. eve., Oct. 24—CARMEN: Sun. eve.,Oct. 25—SAMSON AND DELILAH.Grand Opera at Prices Within the Reachof All—25c. 50c. 75c, $1. Boxes $1.50 and$2. At box office and information office. University of ChicagoThe HigherLearning inAmericaHere Is a book of the greatest im¬portance to every man in collegeand to all concerned with highereducation. One of the most stimu¬lating and colorful figures on theacademic stage sets a keen andlively mind to sorting and explain¬ing the confusions which havesprung from conflicting theories ofwhat education is. Feeling that "itis harder to get an education in anAmerican university today than atany time in history," Mr. Hutchinsanalyzes the varied elements whichcause this confusion, and presentsan array of unusual suggestions forthe reestablishment of the educa¬tional system on a rational basis.The changes he proposes are funda¬mental and though they require athorough-going revision of our con¬ception of education, a universityestablished to follow his recom¬mendations would be free from en¬cumbering trade and professionalschool aspects to become an or¬dered center of higher learning inthe true sense. Vigorous andstraightforward, witty and startling,his book will undoubtedly arouseheated opposition as well as en-THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1936 Page ThreeProblemataBy PHIL AGATHONThis column is dt iicated to theprinciples of Aristotle, with whichall science agrees, and from which allerror diverges, and of some French¬man, who said, “Any man who can’tsee a horse riding a tomato is acretin.”MAN AND M SUPERMANThe prodigal son of sociology, PhilHauser, said the other day, in softtones, “All of us at the Universityare parasites on society, but philoso¬phers are the most parasitic of all”—the implication being that we philoso-j)hers, esp. myself, should abandonfundamental for immediate problems;should abandon the three kinds ofjustice, and go and do somethingabout Hitler, such as correlating thebloodthirstiness of his speeches andthe number of times he plays “TheRide of the Valkyries” each day.Now someone once said that ofthose who went to the German uni¬versities one-third failed, one-thirdwent to the devil, and one-third ruledGermany. Notice, Phil, that theyruled Germany in the light of thetheories—the power, will. Super-manstuff—of Hegel, Nietzsche, Treitsch-ke, and Fichte—which passed forphilosophy in those days. This dia¬rrhea of ego—T. V. S. would call itphilosophy—has been given a lot ofcredit for 1914, and deserves a gooddeal of credit for subsequent mani¬festations.It seems, then, my dear Phil, thatthe way to get to the root of thematter is not to tabulate and corre¬late Hitler, who will pass from thescene in due and inevitable course,but to eradicate Nietzsche et al, lestthey become a pervasive and event¬ually ruinous infection of human un¬derstanding and conduct. Which canbe done by sound philosophy.REGISTRATIONOn Ashland avenue, between 37thand 47th, on the east side of thestreet, is a window signed “LICEN¬SED METAPHYSICIAN."This is a challenge: The only con¬ceivable way for one of these to belicensed is by direct divine revelation.DEATH AND TRANSFIGURATIONIn collaboration with John Wilcoxand Herbert Schwartz.Reliable scout Wilcox reports thatat the daily phonograph concerts inSocial Science Assembly last summerMozart played to capacity and SROcrowds of the devout, while RichardStrauss, Transfiguration or no, play¬ed to dead houses of maybe ten, or onbig days a dozen.Now if, as Mr. Schwartz contends,Mozart chiefly and almost alone rep¬resents pure, intellectually and moral¬ly sound music, that is, music accord¬ing to an Aristotelian aesthetic, isthere not hope that this coincidenceof popular taste with sound princi¬ples is a herald of a revulsion of themob away from abdominal thought,pragmatism, and sociology? A returnfrom Data to Dialectic? A Renais¬sance of Truth and Beauty as objectsof intellectual exercise? Let us Pray.For Strauss seems to exemplify in re¬gard to Beauty and the arts whatHitler and others say regardingTruth and the sciences: “We thinkwith our blood.”GRAND gSf;S^ 2 WEEKSNow PlayingMESSRS SHUBERTpresentVictor Herbert*sWORLD FAMOUSOPERETTA MASTERPIECENaughtyMariettaA Stsse Production—Not • Motion PicturewithILSE MARVENGAROBERT SHAFERVIOLET CARLSONHARRY K. MORTONBARTLETT SIMMONSGreat Singing and Dancing EneembleHear Your Victor HerbertSuperbly Sung Favorites“ITALIAN STREET SONG"“SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE”“I'M FALLING IN LOVE WITHSOMEONE”Pop.Wed.-Sat. Mats. 50-75-$l-$1.50 Improved Issueof Soapbox OutLess Dogmatism, GreaterLocal Interest Found byReviewer.By BOB SPEERThe first issue of “Soapbox” forthis year seems to us to strike a newhigh, and in comparison with previousissues bears out statements by localwiseacres concerning the rejuvena¬tion of all campus publications. Thebest thing about the new “Soapbox,”in our opinion, is the sub-title, “A Pa¬per for People Who Think.” Indeedluscious.The current issue places much lessemphasis on the dogmatic diatribeswhich characterized previous num¬bers of the magazine. There is morematerial of definite campus interest;an article by Robert Morss Lovettendorsing Norman Thomas, a reviewof the Maroon symposium in whichthe Prohibition speaker proves thereal hero of the afternoon, a descrip¬tion of the recent Democratic rally,in which Teddy Linn is pleasantlycastigated, and the surprise featureof the issue, an expose written anony¬mously by a freshman, describing ameeting with his upperclass counsel¬lor, in which the counsellor turns outto be the campus fascist and under¬cover man for the American Legion.Indeed a surprise, and a shock as well,is the authentic article by an anonymousfreshman In the cunent Soapbox reveal¬ing the presence on campus of a true Fas¬cist element, with its attendant viciouscharacteristics. When one realizes that apersonality such as the one described inthis article can flaunt himself effectivelyupjon an institution of the higher learning,one la driven to the bitter realization ofthe peril of Fascism to the untutored Am¬erican masses.—J.G.M.A smooth satire on the Republicaninterpretation of Liberty, by IsaacRosenfeld, shares top honors with ananalysis of the Spanish situation, byMelos Most..George Reedy, in his analysis of thecoming American fascism, seems to usto have given too little space and im¬portance to Father Coughlin, andmight have supported his statementswith evidence that was a little lesswell-known.Winston Ashley, “the campus poet,”contributes a poem which, while ob¬scure in some spots, is not so obscurein others, which is perhaps as itshould be. The issue is rounded outby notes, editorials and short articles.The format comes in for criticism.Cuts would improve the magazine,and with the exception of the frontand back covers, the types and make¬up are pretty archaic. Whatsthe Score?By LEONORE WERTHEIMERThere was a pin-drop silence inOrchestra Hall Thursday evening asDr. Frederick Stock raised his batonto begin the symphony season. Thatmoment is always imposing and preg¬nant with expectancy. For musiclovers this concert is the embarkationon many hours of soul-filling beauty.Dr. Stock, as ever, brings us con¬ventional, solid music which we findgood to return to year after year.In fact his selection of material' ranso true to style that it was almostpossible to predict his opening pro¬gram. One could easily fortell thathe would play Bach and Paganini,especially the latter’s “Perpetual Mo¬tion.” Last year’s reception of thethrilling shrill of its violins more thanwarranted it a place on the openinglist. The concert was begun withthe Bach Prelude and Fugue in Eflat—done not as excitingly as Sto¬kowski would have conducted it, butin Dr. Stock’s most staid and sinceremanner.The piece de resistance was CesarFranck’s Symphony in D minor— itsexecution sweeping us along with itswealth of breath-taking melodicbeauty and drama, its conflict andheartbreak.The second half of the programconsisted of Enesco’s RumanianRhapsody and the Paganini. Liszt’sLes Preludes was like the whippedcream on the dessert—finishing theconcert with just the right touch. Its carrying us away into a realm ofquiet and refuge and its final returnto life with its battles brought us toour feet with an almost triumphantfeeling.The program was unusually wellbalanced. We left the hall not sat¬iated, hut well content with what wehad heard. We may look forward tomany more of these delightful hoursof hearing good music well-perform¬ed.* * *Lawrence Tibhett opened the StageArts series Friday evening with aprogram as delightful as he has evergiven his audience the privilege ofhearing. He gave an unusual selec¬tion of songs—those that he was ex¬pected to sing he reserved for en¬cores. In his own inimitable fash¬ion he sang five groups of arias. Ofthese, “Death, the Commander” byMoussorgsky and “De HallelujahRhythm,” which he will feature in hisnext movie, were the most outstand¬ing. Among his encores were thePrologue to “Pagliacci,” “I GotPlenty of Nothin’ ” from “Porgy andBess,” and “The Glory Road.”The selection and performance ofTHREE MONTHS* COURSEPO« COLIEGE STUDENTS AND GRADUATMA thorough, intensiv*. sUnegraphic eourso—starting January 1, April 1, Julyl, Octobsr 1.Interesting Booklet sent free, mthout obhgatUm—write or phone. No solicitors employed.moserBUSINESS COLLEGEPAUL MOSBR. 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Chicago Ava.1510 Parfc Mvd.50t DaTi* Street, EraiiatoB1936, Licgbtt a Mybis Tobacco Co. everywjDAILY MAROON SPORTSGridLeaksBy LEWIS MILLER Tronble Looms for Maroons as Alpha Belt “B”Future Opponents Show Class Phi Gams Wininl-MTouchballThe forty-two year old Purdue-Chicago football rivalry came to anend on the Midway Saturday with abang. In spite of the one-sided score,the Maroons showed a great improve¬ment over their previous showings,and serve notice that they will giveHarry Stuhldreher’s Wisconsin Bad¬gers a real battle a week from Sat¬urday.Saturday’s game was, as all Boiler¬maker tilts in recent years have been,a very rough game. The keenness ofthe rivalary, the hard hitting Pur¬due type of attack, The Maroons'eagerness for an upset, were all fac¬tors which contributed to the rough¬ing.The high point came in the thirdquarter, when John Vergane, Pur¬due’s star sophomore end, was car¬ried from the field with an injuredknee. At this time several of theBoilermakers became somewhat bel¬ligerent, and only some very fastpeace-making by the officials andboth captains stopped a general riot.Bob Fitzgerald Maroon halfback, wasresponsible for this injury, which re¬sulted from a cross-block. Afterthis Purdue laid for “Fitz”, andknocked him out as he was kicking,a few minutes later. He was notseriously injured, however, and re¬turned to the game.One of the most improved of theMaroon players in Saturday’s gamewas Bob John.son, 205 pound sopho¬more tackle. Johnson, after a fineshowing in freshman ball last year,showed up rather poorly in the earlyseason games. Last week it was dis¬covered that Johnson, who startedplaying right tackle this season, hadworked at left tackle all through hishigh school career and during fresh¬man football. Line-coach Dunnefound that, when switched to lefttackle, Johnson had a much hardercharge, and played a better defensivegame all around. Saturday Johnsonstarted at his old side of the line, andshowed all of his old drive andpower.Perhaps the greatest improvement..’hich the Maroons showed offensive¬ly was in their passing game. Thepassing of Hamity and Sherman, wasparticularly outstanding. Hamity ex¬cels on long passes, one of which wascompleted for the Maroons’ only score..Sherman’s effectiveness comes in ondeceptive short passes, which hethrows On the dead run with a quickflip of the wrist. This type of passis doubly effective because the op¬posing secondary can not knowwhether a pass will be thrown untilit is actually in the air. Shermanshowed up very well during the shorttime he was in the game, and is themost elusive ball carrier in the Ma-ron backfield. Fitzgerald’s work inthe backfield was also very commend¬able. Aside from fine blocking anddefensive work, his punting was par¬ticularly outstanding. All four of the Maroon’s futureconference opponents acquitted them¬selves well Saturday. Illinois showedgreat improvement against Iowa;the Wisconsin Badgers looked prettygood holding the high powered NotreDame team in close check for threequarters; Indiana outplayed and leadthe Nebraska Cornhuskers, the teamwhich fought Minnesota on almosteven terms a week before, through¬out the first half; Ohio State, al¬though defeated by the Wildcats ina storybook battle, only showed howgood their opponents are, and will beall the more anxious to improve theirrecord by winning their remaininggames.mini ImprovedMaroon partisans will do well tokeep an eye on the Zuppkemen forthey presented an entirely differentpicture from the week before whenthey succumbed to Southern Califor¬nia. If the mini should succeed inupsetting the highly touted Wildcatsat Urbana Saturday Maroon chancesfor repeating last year’s victory overthe downstaters will be slim.Wisconsin’s Badgers who will bethe Maroon’s next opponent, held agreat Notre Dame team to one touch¬down for almost three periods Satur¬day, but tired before the onslaughtof the “shock-troops” of Rockne fameand were engulfed by a 27-0 defeat.Northwestern Shows PowerNorthwestern conclusively demon¬strated that its 18-7 crushing ofIowa w’as no flash-in-the-pan when itsent the Ohio State Buckeyes homesmarting under a 14-13 defeat. TheWaldorf Wildcats are still far dis¬tant from the conference crown how¬ever as they must surmount the for¬midable barriers presented by thefighting mini and on the next Satur¬ day the mighty men of Minnesota.Michigan’s hapless Wolverines weredenied the taste of a victory draughtfrom “The Little Brown Jug,” whenthey futilely fought Minnesota whilebeing crushed 26-0. That they pre¬sented no threat to the Gophers isevidenced in the fact that never didthey get past the fifty yard stripeinto Minnesota territory and saw themiddle line only once and that on afive-yard penalty in their favor.Minnesota Faces PurdueMinnesota meets Purdue this weekin what should be a classic battle.Purdue has been playing champion¬ship, inspired football all • year, andmay stop the Gopher’s victory streak.Indiana invaded the cornbelt Sat¬urday, but had victory seized fromtheir grasp by the belated appearanceof Sam Francis, Cornhusker Olympicshot-putter who led a second halfNebraska rally which put the Hoos-iers on the short end of a 13-9 score.That the Indianamen outplayed theHuskers the first half and were lead¬ing 9-0 at the mid-point of the gamegives signs of future trouble for con¬ference foes. Alpha Delt “B” and Phi Gamscored easy wins yesterday as thethird week of the fraternity touchballcompetition started. The Kappa Sigand Phi Delt game was postponed bymutual consent.In the first series of plays. PhiGam unleashed an aerial attack thatbrought them to the five yard line.Stopped by a goal line defense, thevictors later demonstrated their bas¬ketball passing attack, culminatingin Englehart’s pa.ss to Furtwanglerfor a touchdown.The same combination scored earlyin the second half for a second time.Rog Baird and LeBory accounted forthe remaining Phi Gam points onlong runs.Sweeping through the first halfAlpha Delt “B” .squad piled up a 12-6lead. In the last half Sigma Chi ral-lyed to hold the A D Phi men butcould not cross their opponent’sdouble line. Short pas.ses paved theway for the Alpha Delt scores madeby Alt and Clark. 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FRITZ“IVe just missed every big robberyattempted on campus since I becamenightwatchman," jovially confessesthe man who guards the mummies inblack night at the Or¬iental Institute.“First was whenthey robbed a tele¬phone off the wall inBillings Hospital acouple years ago,” herevealed. “The villainswere caught. Then,when a man got intoone of the girls’ roomsat Beecher lastspring, I reached thespot three minutes la¬ter. He was caught too. I was luckyto miss these gentlemen. But somethings around here are a lot worse.”The most frightful experience ofBill Morden, the cultured Universitynightwatchman, was when a mummystarted whistling one coal-black,brooding night in the Oriental Insti¬tute. “As soon as I could lift myfeet, I got somebody to help me inves¬tigate,” he related. “It turned outto be just a pump whistling—trivial,but I sure had it fixed.”“Outside the realm of fanciful mon¬sters,” continued “Bill the Sleuth” inhis elegant rhetoric, “this professionis rather prosaic apart from a fewlove-bird.s strolling the greenswardand a few crude drunken fellows. ButI’d Wtter not say that; there may bea couple of hold-ups tonight.“The most thrilling thing that everhappened here was when the Phoenixboys took an auto-broncho ride acrosst h e quadrangles |CULTUREDNIGHTWATCHMANlast summer. Talkabout Ben H u rand his chariotrace, when thoseboys dustedtoward Lexington Hall they did farbetter than he. Judging from theway they cut across the lawns, thegrass was no greener than the streetsto them.”The “most beautiful and most de¬lightful” of Morden’s services asnightwatchman was, in his opinion,when he found a “little kindergartenlamb, named Nancy Blair, strayedfrom her mama’s fold” one freezingnight last winter. She was alreadylying numb and helpless in the snowwhen he came across her and carriedher from the death-clutches of winter.One morning he found a man,drunken and beaten, at 58th and Uni¬versity about 4:30. “He was not astudent, of course. Our studentswouldn’t do such a thing.”In the kitchen of his apartment,.Morden told all these things in his af¬ternoon clothes, a pair of pajamas.The air was full of paint-smell andthe chairs piled all over the stove, forthe industrious Mrs. Morden w'as do¬ing her fall house-painting. She lentan ear occasionally to see how the in¬terview was going. She was especi¬ally interested when her husbanddemonstrated his sculpture work.Morden’s interest in art is especi¬ally suitable for his present occupa¬tion. He knows the exhibits inBreasted Museum so well that hecould immediately tell whether any¬thing had disappeared. As a matterof fact, he got his first position withthe University becau.se of his inter¬est in the Egyptian exhibits.In addition to Breasted Hall, Mor¬den surveys the campus from Harperto Sunny Gymnasium and back manytimes every night. He is the onlywatchman in that end of the campus,but there is also a campus police¬man-at-large, and a squad car, as wellas other watchmen on beats nearby.* « 4“I do the Harper stacks very thor¬oughly, because of the value of thebooks. I worry about them very muchalthough they are not mine. Thestacks are pretty musty, but theChapel’s the place where the goblinshold forth. Every shadow’s a cowledmonk of the middle ages, especiallywhen the organist is practicing apiece in a minor key.”When asked if the statues in theInstitute look weird at night, Mordenexcitedly exploded, “Boy, King Tutdoes.” He then recounted the his¬tory of Tutenkhamon, the boy emper¬or. He knew it cold.Concluding his remarks on his job,the man who guards the mummies inblack night at the Oriental Institutesaid quizzically, “They tell us that ifwe stay there long enough, we’ll getsomething out of that job—mainly—old.” Sea AtmosphereColors FreshmanFestivities FridayBy BARNACLE BILLMarine Music and a waterfrontatmosphere; blast m’ scuppers—it’s anew sort of dancing party.The Freshman Advisory Board isarranging it, and they’re inviting thewhole campus. Even the sophomores.The Board calls it the Dollar DockDance, and that’s just what it is.The craft .sails from Ida Noyes Sat¬urday night at 8:30.Passports, good only for one maleand one female per pemit, will costone dollar. Any of you swabs canget ’em at the University bookstoreon campus, or Woodworths, or theMaroon office.For them as likes their grog nowand then, barmaids will serv’e realcider. And doughnuts to dunk.But what we naughtical men likeabout this thing is the atmosphere.Ropes and decking, ladders and life-preservers. .\nd even the orchestrahas the tang o’ the seas. They’recalled Kinzie’s wharf rats, and willdo more than .squeak out tunes.During the evening dancers will beentertained by a naughty-naughticalfloor show, featuring two sea-farin’colored steppers. And it w'on’t domuch good for men to come alone,because thar’s a iron-clad rule aginstags.Rut Ladies—it’s leap year.Horner, SmithThompsonTalkNon-Partisan SocietiesHear Candidates at In¬ternational House.With Governor Henry Horner, for¬mer Mayor William Hale Thompson,Republican gubernatorial candidateWay land Brooks, and State SenatorT. V. Smith, professor of Philosophy,heading the list of speakers, fournon-partiaan organizations of theUniversity community are sponsoringa program of speeches by candidatesfor state office, Monday evening at 8in International House.The meeting is being held for thepurpose of insuring intelligent vot¬ing in the Hyde Park district. Thecandidates will discuss the topics, “Is¬sues and Men,” and “Candidates inthe Campaign.”Sponsoring the meeting are theGraduate Political Science Club ofthe University, the 55th Street Business Men’s Association, the HydePark League of Women Voters, andthe Kiwanis Club of Hyde Park.Professor Smith will discuss na¬tional issues in support of the Demo¬cratic party. Senatorial candidateElmer Schnackenberg will representthe Republicans, and Martin Fisherwil speak for the Socialists.The three candidates for the officeof Governor in Illinois will discussstate issues.Horner will defend the Democrats,Brooks, the Republicans; and Wil¬liam Hale Thompson will speak as aUnionist.County Issues will be compared byState’s Attorney Thomas Courtney,Democrat, and Harry S. Ditchbourne,Republican. An interpretation of“Judges in Politics” will be given byHenry P. Chandler, vice-president ofthe Chicago Bar As.sociation.The meeting is open to the publicfree of charge. Darrow OpensSeries of I. H.Free LecturesMidweek Tea at 4:30 TodayOpens Autumn QuarterSocial Season.Opening International House’s lec¬tures series on “Trends in ModernThought,” Clarence Darrow, emin¬ent criminal lawyer, will this even¬ing speak on this subject as relatedto Law. The address, which will be¬gin at 8:30 will be the first of severallectures by local authorities on art,philosophy, sociology and other sub¬jects. Because of the large attend¬ance expected. International Househas taken the precaution of reser¬ving seats for its own residents. Ad-mis.sion is free, and all other seatswill be unreserved.A discussion by Dennis McEvoyand Riho Kano of the third Japan-American Student Conference held atthe University of Waseda in Tokyowill be the feature event at the In¬ternational House Midweek tea.Following the tea, which will beheld this afternoon at 4:30 in theHome room, McEvoy, who was a del¬egate to the conference, will answerany questions on Japanese-Americanstudent relations. Son of writer J.P. McEvoy, he has for several yearsbeen a correspondent on the “Japan¬ese Advertiser,” most prominent Eng¬lish-language pai)er in the Japanesecapital.Show French Film FridayFriday the second of InternationalHouse’s current foreign film pro¬grams will be shown, the French ex¬perimental production of scenes doneby actors from the “Comedie Fran-caise.” Featured on the several“staged” sequences will be Moliere’s“Les Precieuses Ridicules.”Without English sub-titles, the pic¬ture will chiefly be of interest toFrench students and teachers, andthose who.se interest in thewill not allow them tounique picture which How’m I Doing? Hey! Hey!Eastern Students Support Landonas Straw Votes Occupy CollegesThe wave of excitement concerningthe presidential election surged intoundergraduate life today as 22 col¬leges recorded returns on straw votesbeing conducted throughout the coun¬try. With the presidential race head¬ing into the stretch, returns so fardrama!show Landon leading by a nose, 12mis.s this colleges reporting a victory for himexpresses the as opposed to ten for Roosevelt.finest traditions of the French stage.Although the picture was preview¬ed here over six months ago, Mr. If these returns are any indicationof the actual voting, the East willstand definitely Republican on Novem-Wellard, who is in charge of the film ber third. Dartmouth, Amherst,programs, has witheld it for view j Brown, Harvai'd, Princeton, and Stev-until this autumn because of the great i ens Institute of Technology all record-number of persons who, not present' ed an overwhelming Landon vote,during the summer quarter, desired ' Bucknell and Pennsylvania also fav-to see it. Nevertheless its Interna-' ored the Kansan by a two to onetional House showing marks the mid- _ count. While Yale also went definite-west premiere of the picture. ly Republican, results of a debatethere show that though they are vot¬ing for Landon, they are betting onIt will be shown at 4:30 and 8:30p.m. on Friday; admission will beSSA Club SponsorsPolitical SymposiumFeaturing “Our Party’s ReliefProgram,” a symposium with speak¬ers from five parties. Democratic,Republican, Socialist, Communist andUnion, the first Autumn quartermeeting of the Social Service Admin¬istration Club will be held tomorrowevening at 7:30 in Harper Mil. Rep¬resentatives of the foregoing partieswill present their parties’ prog^mson the specific questions of relief.A short business meeting, at whichofficers for the coming year will beelected, will precede the main pro¬gram. Officials of the club announcethat no admission charge will bemade for the meeting, which is openjp the general public. 35 cents for the matinee and 50 centsfor the evening performance.Freshmen DiscussPolitical Issuesat Debate UnionA round-table di.scussion of the issues of the present political situationby four freshmen members of theDebate Union will be a feature ofthe meeting to be held this eveningat 8:15 in Room A of Reynolds ClubLome Cook and Katheryn Parli-man will represent the Democratsand Noel Nelson and Douglas Mar¬tin will defend the Republicans. Thisprogram will supercede the previous¬ly planned debate between a Repub¬lican precinct committeeman andGeorge Messmer, Debate Union mem¬ber and member of the Speakers’Bureau of the Cook County Demo¬cratic party.Since the Republican representa¬tive has withdrawn, Messmer is with¬out an opponent. He therefore hasannounced that he challenges anyyoung Republican on this campus tomeet him in a debate on “Why Votefor Roosevelt” on next Wednesday at8:15 in Room A of Reynold.s Club.Messmer may be addressed at Box40, Faculty exchange.Cap and Gown RepeatsCall for New WritersFreshmen and transfer studentswho wish to join the editorial staffof the Cap and Gown may still ap¬ply in the annual’s office any after¬noon this week after 3, it was an¬nounced yesterday by Robert Upton,managing editor.A staff meeting for applicants i?scheduled for tomorrow at 3 ;30. Busi¬ness department positionsstill available. Roosevelt to win. Pittsburgh housestwo exceptions to this eastern Repub¬licanism: Duquesne University voted74 per cent for Roosevelt and 15 percent for Landon, and although the re¬turns on the Pitt ballots are not yetcomplete, Roosevelt leads there bymore than two to one.Duke for LandonA lone sunflower poked its headin the Democratic South when Duketabulated a close victory for Landonthere. The University of Richmondand the University of Kentucky bothstood solidly for reelection of thepresident.The Midwest records the closestvoting in the country; the Universityof Michigan, with returns still incom¬plete, shows Roosevelt leading by only15 votes. Northwestern declared adefinite Democratic victory by a mar¬gin of 451 votes, and University of Missouri went Democratic also. Thedonkey reigns supreme in the farwest, where the University of South¬ern California and the State Collegeof Washington both completed a Dem¬ocratic victory, and incomplete re¬turns at other colleges indicatestrength for that party.Wisconsin, while incomplete, re¬ports Roosevelt in the lead there, anda victory for the president, by a margin of three to one, in the Milwaukeeextension. Landon carried DePauwby a large percentage, while Wash¬ington University, in Missouri, is inthe GOP column by a scant ten votes.More than 200 colleges are expect¬ed to conduct polls, according to theDaily Princetonian, Princeton stu¬dent newspaper. The Princetonian isgoing to make a complete tabulationof all returns and will publish the re¬sults November second, the day be¬fore election. More than 250,000 votesare expected to be cast. ^ Roosevelt HasLead in FirstDay’s VotingCampus Straw BallotingEnters Second Day asRadicals Lag.By CODY PFANSTIEHLAn unofficial survey of the campuspresidential straw vote last night re¬vealed that Franklin D. Rooseveltheld an edge over Alfred M. Landon.This conclusion was gained from ahurried survey of 1,581 ballots castyesterday in the first day of the poll.Voting will continue today from 7:30til 5:30, and run from 7:30 til 10 to¬morrow morning. The ballots willthen be officially tabulated, and theresults announced Friday in The DailyMaroon.Apparently far behind the Demo¬cratic and Republican supporters, theSocialists and Communists seemed tobe battling it out neck and neck.Republicans RallyNearly 200 ballots were cast duringthe first hour of the voting. This num¬ber increased to an approximate 600at noon, and these ran almost threeto one in favor of Roosevelt.Then, perhaps due to the excellentshowing of the Young Republicans atthe rally in the Circle at noon, theLandon vote began to approach thatof the Democrats.Throughout the afternoon the bal¬lots poured into central headquartersat the Maroon office. The packageswere closely guarded to insure a fairvote. An inspection by the Board ofElection Commissioners to weed outobviously invalid ballots definitely in¬dicated a lessening lead by Roosevelt.The Commissioners declared onlythree papers invalid.Women OutnumberedMen were voting in an almost twoto one ratio to women. And over 50voters did not take the responsibilityof either sex.The present trend in this straw votecontrasts with results four years ago,when Republicans won strongly. How¬ever, both votes favor incumbents.Voting will continue today and to¬morrow morning in the followingplaces:Cobb Hall, first floor; Mandel Clois¬ter; the Law and Business Schools;Ida Noyes Hall; Billings hospital;First floor of Harper (near the Westelevator); Burton and Judson Courts;International House; and the DailyMaroon office.To insure an honest vote studentsmust present a tuition receipt whichwill be signed by the election clerk atthe time of the voting.Britain Disturbed as Edward VIIIContinues Friendship with ‘'WallyChapel Union NamesChesterton Dunes asNew Conference SiteMembers of the Chapel Union willhold their first week end conferenceNovember 7 and 8 at the Dune SideInn, Chesterton, Indiana, instead ofthe usual camp at Druce Lake. Thediscussion topic will be “Freedom ofthe Masses.” Attendance has beenlimited to 50 and all students shouldregister in the Chapel office.The group will leave the Univer¬sity at 9 on Saturday, November 7and return Sunday afternoon. Trans¬portation facilities will be explainedat the Chapel office. Due to the dif¬ferent distances involved, the expen¬ses will run nearer $3.50 than the$2.75 formerly estimated.The Chapel council will hold ameeting at the home of Dr. GilkeySunday evening at 7:30.Starting Monday noon the Chapelare also;Union is sponsoring a student facultyI cable at Hutchinson Commons. Far-flung Britain is more thanmildly aroused. Novelly enough,English subjects the world over areeyeing their monarch with mild cen¬sure, while he calmly proceeds todash British royal tradition by con¬tinuing his friendship with Mrs.Ernest (“Wally”) Simpson.But Jerome Kerwin, dean of stu¬dents of the social science divisionand the University authority on suchmatters, sees Edward VIII’s associa¬tion with the commoner divorcee asjust another indication that he wouldrather not be king.Story of a Bad Boy“Not long ago,” recalled ProfessorKerwin, “the archbishop of Canter¬bury and the prime minister forbadethe prince to ride horseback—but hebut he did. Now, it’s ‘Wally.’ ”“And he is doing just as he pleasesdespite the protests of his royal ad¬visers. In fact, he is quite short aboutit—and there are some who think hehas a right to be.“And there are those who deny thisright. The proletarians of Englandare fairly loyal to their puritan ideals—strictly divorced by the channelfrom comparative classes on the con¬tinent— while the Scotch left-wing¬er is as straight-laced as John Knoxhimself.Publicity is Not “The Thing”“The political death of Parnell,“continued Professor Kerwin, “showsquite clearly how exacting are theEnglish with respect to their publicfigures. They certainly expect theirmonarch, their moral exemplar, thehead of the established church, tokeep hia extra curricular actiritie*to himself.” Concrete evidence of the publicstand on the questions is indicated byParliament in its consistent refusalby large majorities to liberalize di¬vorce rulings.“The fact is that ‘Wally’ is a ladywith more than one husband,” saidProfessor Kerwin, “If she had onlyone that might have been different.As it is,—and with Queen Mary’sattitude what it is—what goes on inthe royal household must be prettyterrible.”Industrial RelationsConference FeaturesLeading ExecutivesOffering timely discussions, con¬ferences and addresses on problemsof industrial relations, the Third An¬nual Midwest Conference of Indus¬trial Relations sponsored by theSchool of Business and the IndustrialRelations Association of Chicago willopen Friday morning and continuethroughout the day at Judson Court.Emery T. Filbey, dean of the Fac¬ulties, will open the conference withgreetings in behalf of the University.At the open meeting Garfield V. Cox,professor of Finance, will speak on“The Economic Implications of Wageand Hour Policies.”A luncheon will be held at 1 in theJudson dining room and will be fol¬lowed by round table discussions inthe afternoon. The delegates will beled on a tour of the campus, to pre¬cede a dinner meeting at w'hich R. W.Stone, asaociate profoaeor of Indus¬trial Relations, will preside.Page Four TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1936TAKi VOUA 6ALTo A SHOWThere are lots of pleasantdiings you can do with themoney you’ll save by eat¬ing at Younker’s regularly.CoMpfafe Liiflcftaoii 35^^Coflipfafa Dinner.. 65*^51 £. Chicago Av*.1510 Hyde Park Btvd.50t Davit Street, EvamtoaDAILY MAROON SPORTSeverywiAnd on land and sea,from coast to coast... withmillions of smokers, menand women... when theytake time out to enjoy acigarette it’s**Smoke-0 . ..pass the Chesterfields**Chesterfields are milder...and what’s more they’vegot a hearty good taste thatleaves a man satisfied.O 1936, Liccitt & Mvets Tobacco Co.power.Perhaps the greatest improvementwhich the Maroons showed offensive¬ly was in their passing game. Thepa.ssing of Hamity and Sherman, wasparticularly outstanding. Hamity ex- |cels on long passes, one of which wascompleted for the Maroons’ only score,Sherman’s effectiveness comes in ondeceptive short passes, which he'throws On the dead run with a quickflip of the wrist. This type of passis doubly effective because the op¬posing secondary can not knowwhether a pass will be thrown untilit is actually in the air. Shermanshowed up very well during the shorttime he was in the game, and is themost elusive ball carrier in the Ma-ron backfield. Fitzgerald’s work inthe backfield was also very commend¬able. Aside from fine blocking anddefensive work, his punting was par¬ticularly outstanding. O...thafs thewhaleman's signalfor a smokeGridLeaks Trouble Looms for Maroons asFuture Opponents Show ClassBy LEWIS MILLERThe forty-two year old Purdue-Chicago football rivalry came to anend on the Midway Saturday with abang. In spite of the one-sided score,the Maroons showed a great improve¬ment over their previous showings,and serve notice that they will giveHarry Stuhldreher’s Wisconsin Bad¬gers a real battle a week from Sat¬urday.Saturday’s game was, as all Boiler¬maker tilts in recent years have been,a very rough game. The keenness of All four of the Maroon’s futureconference opponents acquitted them¬selves well Saturday. Illinois showedgreat improvement against Iowa;the Wisconsin Badgers looked prettygood holding the high powered NotreDame team in close check for threequarters; Indiana outplayed and leadthe Nebraska Cornhuskers, the teamwhich fought Minnesota on almosteven terms a w^eek before, through¬out the first half; Ohio State, al¬though defeated by the Wildcats ina storybook battle, only showed howgood their opponents are, and will beall the more anxious to improve theirrecord by winning their remaininggames.mini ImprovedMaroon partisans will do well tothe rivalary, the hard hitting Pur- [keep an eye on the Zuppkemen fordue type of attack. The Maroons’eagerness for an upset, were all fac¬tors which contributed to the rough¬ing.The high point came in the thirdquarter, when John Vergane, Pur¬due’s star sophomore end, was car¬ried from the field with an injuredknee. At this time several of theBoilermakers became somewhat bel¬ligerent, and only some very fastpeace-making by the officials andboth captains stopped a general riot.Bob Fitzgerald Maroon halfback, wasresponsible for this injury, w’hich re¬sulted from a cross-block. Afterthis Purdue laid for “Fitz”, andknocked him out as he was kicking,a few minutes later. He was notseriously injured, however, and re¬turned to the game.* • *One of the most improved of theMaroon players in Saturday’s gamewas Bob Johnson, 205 pound sopho¬more tackle. Johnson, after a fineshowing in freshman ball last year,showed up rather poorly in the earlyseason games. Last week it was dis¬covered that Johnson, who startedplaying right tackle this season, hadworked at left tackle all through hishigh school career and during fresh¬man football. Line-coach Dunnefound that, when switched to lefttackle, Johnson had a much hardercharge, and played a better defensivegame all around. Saturday Johnsonstarted at his old side of the line, andshow'ed all of his old drive and they presented an entirely differentpicture from the week before whenthey succumbed to Southern Califor¬nia. If the mini should succeed inupsetting the highly touted Wildcatsat Urbana Saturday Maroon chancesfor repeating last year’s victory overthe downstaters will be slim.Wisconsin’s Badgers who will bethe Maroon’s next opponent, held agreat Notre Dame team to one touch¬down for almost three periods Satur¬day, but tired before the onslaughtof the “shock-troops” of Rockne fameand were engpilfed by a 27-0 defeat.Northwestern Shows PowerNorthwestern conclusively demon¬strated that its 18-7 crushing ofIowa w’as no flash-in-the-pan when itsent the Ohio State Buckeyes homesmarting under a 14-13 defeat. TheW’aldorf Wildcats are still far dis¬tant from the conference crowm how¬ever as they must surmount the for¬midable barriers presented by thefighting mini and on the next Satur¬ day the mighty men of Minnesota.Michigan’s hapless Wolverines weredenied the taste of a victory draughtfrom “The Little Browm Jug,” whenthey futilely fought Minnesota whilebeing crushed 26-0. That they pre¬sented no threat to the Gophers isevidenced in the fact that never didthey get past the fifty yard stripeinto Minnesota territory and saw themiddle line only once and that on afive-yard penalty in their favor.Minnesota Faces PurdueMinnesota meets Purdue this weekin what should be a classic battle.Purdue has been playing champion¬ship, inspired football all’year, andmay stop the Gopher’s victory streak.Indiana invaded the cornbelt Sat¬urday, but had victory seized fromtheir gjasp by the belated appearanceof Sam Francis, Cornhusker Olympicshot-putter who led a second halfNebraska rally which put the Hoos-iers on the short end of a 13-9 score.That the Indianamen outplayed theHuskers the first half and were lead¬ing 9-0 at the mid-point of the gamegives signs of future trouble for con¬ference foes. Alpha Dell “B**Phi Gams Winin I-MTouchballAlpha Delt “B” and Phi Gamscored easy wins yesterday as thethird week of the fraternity touchballcompetition started. The Kappa Sigand Phi Delt game was postponed bymutual consent.In the first series of plays. PhiGam unleashed an aerial attack thatbrought them to the five yard line.Stopped by a goal line defense, thevictors later demonstrated their bas¬ketball passing attack, culminatingin Englehart’s pass to Furtw'anglerfor a touchdown.The same combination scored earlyin the second half for a second time.Rog Baird and LeBory accounted forthe remaining Phi Gam points onlong runs.Sweeping through the first halfAlpha Delt “B” squad piled up a 12-6lead. In the last half Sigma Chi ral-lyed to hold the A D Phi men butcould not cross their opponent’sdouble line. Short passes paved theway for the Alpha Delt scores madeby Alt and Clark. 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