WEATHERPartly cloudy, somewhatcooler; moderate to fresh west¬erly to northerly winds. ^ Bail? iRatoon — . EDITORIALids in AcfivifiesPage 2Vol. 35. No. 119. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY. JUNE 5. 1933 Price Three CentfStudentDictatorsRiotThis is the sixth and final in¬stallment of “That Was Col¬lege Life," by Morris Bishop, re¬printed from the New Yorlcer byspecial permission.The history of the University ofVirfrinia has a certain sanguinarycharm. It in the thirties, the boys or-jranized a military company. Thefaculty, fearinp:, perhaps a studentmilitary dictatorship, ordered theircharjjes to surrender their firearms.The younjf cadets voted: “Resolved,That we have our arms and intend APPOINT TURNERSTUDENT HEADOF MUSIC SOCIETY Students Move toLimit Activities forNext Spring Quarterat UniversityAnnouncement of the appointmentof Thomas Turner as student direc¬tor of the University Music societyfor the coming: year was made yes¬terday by members of the Music de- On the initiative of the heads ofCroup Will Coordinate. I . I been tentatively agreed that student•VI US I cal Activities ! activities such as Blackfriars, Fan¬dango, and social functions will becurtailed after May 1 because of in¬terference with examinations.The agreement will probably notbe made a University ruling, accord¬ing to Mrs. Harvey Carr, social ad¬viser. The plan in the main concernsitself with the social program of thelatter half of the spring quarter.partment. Other students who wereappointed members of the governing I Blackfriars’ shows, late Dramatic as-board are Charles Hoerr, business sociation productions, and the springsymphony concert will all be movedup earlier in the quarter. Fandangowill probably be scheduled for theautumn or winter quarters next yearand the Military ball, held unusuallylate this year, will not be particular¬ly affected by the move since it isgenerally held late in April.Athletic programs were not consid¬ered since during the past few yearsthere has been a marked falling offin the number of participants inathletics during the spring quarter.manager, Raymond Lahr, publicitymanager, and Adele Sandman, socialto keep them.” This was Saturday, chairman.November 12, 1836. Until Sunday program of the Music societynight, the students had the campus fP'" year will be revised so that, 1 « j direction of the various musicalto themselves. They fired oft most activities on campus wiil be eentrai-of their ammunition, broke into the ized in one organization rather thanprofessors’ houses, and amused them- being conducted by several separateselves with the inmates. The hurly- The Music society will aidburly tvas at lenirth calmed by the 00.?/.. , , . Opera association, Symphony orches-arrival of the state troops. Glee club which will beThe faculty dismissed those stu- formed next year under the joint | — ^dents who were known or suspected sponsorship of the Music society and | Allfinn nCODCCO THof being the rioters, and allowed Order of Blacl^riars. AWAnU UlUIILLu IUthem to return to good scholastic addition" to the student mem¬standing only on the acknowledgment bers, the governing board will in-of error and the promi.se of reform, elude Carl E. Bricken, a.saociate pro-These terms were regarded by the f^^sor of Mu.sic and director of the... • • ai V. I- *• Symphony orchestra, and Cecil M.\ irginia gentlemen as humiliating, o -/u • . a i i> »» •. Smith, assi.stant professor of Music ,They were published by the faculty s (jjrector of the Opera association, ichairman. Professor John A. G. as permanent members. The student' Approximately 1,015 degrees willDavis, and he was regarded as per- members will be elected each yaar | be presented at the one hundred.sonally responsible. faculty members and student j gjjyhtieth graduating exercise to be1,015 STUDENTS ATJUNE CONVOCATIONMURDERPROFESSOR members of the outgoing board. INITIATE 52PHI BETA KAPPAFRIDAY JVENINGDean Cordon J. LaingjTalks to Croup at ’Banquet |Professor Gordon J. Laing, dean iof the division of Humanities, will jgive the annual address at the initia-1tion of Phi Beta Kappa to be held in jthe Judson court lounge Friday eve-'ning. Dean Laing will talk on the“Ideals of Phi Beta Kappa.’’ The for- of Superiors SelectsKendaU^J.Flinn New Headsof Order of BlackfriarsPHOENAE PAYS FINALVISIT OF YEAR TOQUADRANGLES TODAY Incoming Board NamesHumphrey Scribeof OrderTurner, the new student director,„ , is a member of Chi Psi fraternity.F or several years thereafter the Symphony orchestra, and on thestudents celebrated the anniver^ry Phoenix. Hoerr, a memberof the not as a holy day in the his- Kappa Epsilon, is managingtory of student self-governinent. The Maroon, person-celebration.s reached their climax, on ^j^egtor of the Fandango, a mem-November 12, with the shoot- gerpent, and a mem-ing and killing of Pro^fessor Davis, Mask last vear. Lahr, aA contemporary student s letter editorial associate onsays: “There were but two rioters Maroon, publicity director of theseen, who had been firing blank car- p^ndango, and was recently selectedtridges about the doors of the profe.s- ^ ^ar^hal of the University. The newsors, ma.sked and disguised. The two chairman is women’s editor ofpassed freely within a few feet of pboenix, on the play committee ofthe peaceful students, comple^ y Dramatic association, on the out-concealed by their disguises, when social committee, a member ofone of the students told them to takecare, as Mr. Davis was on the watch,near his house. One of the two im¬mediately walked down that way,loading his pistol; but, in addition tothe former charge of powder, he wasseen to put in a ball, ramming itdown against the wall of the houseas he went. Nobody at that time,however, suspected anything, or felthimself authorized to interfere.’’Heedless, carefree youth! Theyaren’t really bad at heart, they arejust scatterbrained; they suspectnothing when a companion loads hispistol with ball.VICTIMREMAINS SILENTAs Professor Davis lay dying, hewas asked if he knew his assailant’sname. He replied that he knew itperfectly well, but he refused to tell.A .student named Simms was finallyarrested and charged with murder.He forfeited his bail.Ah well, let us not be prim aboutthe failings of youth. Life ran lustyin the veins in those halcyon days ofthe past; and today it is sweet tolook back on the brave world goneby, when college life was carelessand bold, and the golden hours werefilled with malicious mischief, a.ssaultand battery, and homicide. The pro¬fessors need not be so despondentabout student conduct when the pres¬ent undergraduates paint the Found¬er’s statue pink or kick over the pro¬fessorial ashcans. Mirror, and a member of Esoteric.In coordinating the various musi¬cal activities, the society will arrangedates for performances, appoint ush¬ers, and direct publicity. The gov¬erning board will make junior, soph¬omore, and freshman appointmentsnext fall.COMAD CLUB ELECTSHEADS FOR 1935-36Vivian Klemme was elected presi¬dent of Comad, School of Businesswomen’s club, at the last meeting ofthe year. The other officers includeLydia Fisher, vice-president; MaryWimberly, treasurer; and ElizabethHawkes, secretary.The club members decided to makea gift to the school at a tea on Mon¬day afternoon, June 10. The choice^^of the gift was left up to a commit¬tee headed by Myrtle Lohner. Twelve R.O.T.C.Members BecomeReserve OfficersTwelve members of the UniversityR. O. T. C. unit who have completedthe requirements of the University’sMilitary Science department will beawarded commissions in the reservecorps of the U. S. Field Artillery-Seven cadets who have reachedtheir majority will receive commis¬sions. They are: Alexis S. Basinski,George W. Benjamin, Edwin N.Irons, John B. Pullen, George J.Schwaegerman, Jr., Daniel D. Stok,and John Coburn Whittier.Five cadets not yet 21 will receivecertificates entitling them to reservecommissions when they reach major¬ity. They are Fred M. Fowkes, JosephM. Grimshaw, Harold L. Hitchens,Robert S. Lineback, and William H.Safranek, Jr.MILITARY BALLJoseph Grimshaw, ticket man¬ager of the Military ball, has re¬quested all ticket salesmen stillholding bids or money to reportimmediately to the Military office,Ryerson 37, or to Grimshaw at theDelta Upsilon house. Although nofigures are yet available, Grim¬shaw at the Delta Upsilon house.Although no figures are yet avail¬able, Grimshaw has indicated thatthere will be funds for CrossedCannon to donate to the seniorgift fund. held Tuesday, June 11 at 10 and 3.In the morning session, there is atentative list of 409 students whowill receive higher degrees; in theafternoon, almost 606 seniors will re¬ceive bachelor degrees. No honorarydegrees will be given at either time.President Robert Maynard Hutch¬ins will present the graduating ad¬dress at both sessions, while DeanCharles W. Gilkey will give the con¬vocation prayer. At the service, Sun¬day, Mrs. Charles H. Swift will sing.Of the 409 higher degrees, 104 stu¬dents will receive master’s degreesand 49 will receive Ph. D. degrees.Frank R. Lillie, dean of the Divisionof Biological Sciences, will presentthe.se candidates to PresidentHutchins. Two students will receiveBachelor of Divinity degrees, onewill receive an LIi.B. and sixty-ninewill be presented with J. D. degrees.In the medical field, nine studentswill receive four year certificates inBiology, and twenty students will bepresented with M. D. in Biology.Seventy-three candidates from RushMedical College will receive fouryear certificates and ninety-one willreceive M. D. degrees.Convocation tickets may be secur¬ed in Harper west, first floor, infront of the elevator. Only threetickets are given to morning graduates while the afternoon sessionis limited to two. Each graduate isentitled to five graduation announcements.Dr. Albert PalmerSpeaks at SeminaryConvocation SundayDr. Albert W. Palmer, presidentof the Chicago Theological seminary,will be the speaker at the seminary’sbaccalaureate service on Sunday,June 9. at 4:30 at Graham Taylorhall.Following the baccalaureate serv¬ice, Dr. and Mrs. Palmer will enter¬tain the graduating class and thefaculty of the seminary at an “alo¬ha” supper.The program of commencementday, Tuesday, June 11, will be builtaround an appraisal and apprecia¬tion of the services of the late JamesMullenbach, professor in the semin¬ary who died this spring. The after¬noon program will include addressesby representatives of labor, capital,and social work to be named later.The commencement address will begiven at 8 in the evening by ColonelRaymond Robins, one of Dr. Mullen-bach’s most intimate friends. Wil¬liam Jacobs, a member of the grad¬uating class will also speak. By JANET LEWYAmid a blaze of glory and certain¬ly amid a blaze of color the Phoenixmal initiation ceremony will be held ^^kes its last attempt of the 1934-at 6, followed by a dinner in the Jud-j 193,5 to tickle the Universityson dining room at 7. , funnybone in its Pharwell numberThe formal initiation will be open j that is placed on sale today,to all members of Phi Beta Kappaand the dinner will also be open toall members and to the delegates toan alumni conference, meting inJudson court. At the close of thebanquet, there will be a businessmeeting at which the reestablishmentof an undergraduate chapter of the iorganization will be considered.The officers of the Universitychapter of Phi Beta Kappa for 1934-35 are: Lennox Grey, president;Mayme Logsdon, vice-president; andDonald P. Bean, secretary-treasurer.List of CandidatesCandidates for the initiation intothe chapter are Charles Arthur Bane,Carl Arthur E. Berndtson, Kurt Bor-chardt, Hermann Clay Bowersox,Marjorie K. Bremner, .Frank FosterBright, Helen Mary Brown, AliceBrunsvold, Jack J. Charnow, andLily Mary David.Others are Adele Lillian Frederik-son, Edwin Scofield Galusha,Wilfred Charles Girson, WilliamHershel Goldberg, Paul Gorin,Sylvia Anne Gross, Erika Herz,James Francis Heyda, Katherine Ei¬leen Hite, Clara Adelaide Ives, Har¬ry Kalven, Jr., Fannie Kovitz.Helen Genevieve Leavitt, MyrtleMargaret Lohner, Hilmar FrancisLuckhardt, Ewing Lafreta Lusk, Jr.,Merrill Mai'tt May, Mary ElizabethMcKay, Gordon Heath McNeil, By¬ron S. Miller, Ella Virginia Miller,Elton King Morris, Jacob LouisMosak, Edwin Vincent Nemec, Nat¬alie Pannes.Clifford Edgar Randall, Jr., Ger¬ald Ratner, David Orison Robbins,Jessie Weed Rudnick, Paul AnthonyiSamuelson, Oscar Edward Shabat,Samuel Bernard Shapiro, WilliamGooding Smiley, Lottie Nance Sto¬vall, Alfred B. Teton, Leonard Torn-heim, Elizabeth Frances Vaughn,ohn Douglas Veith.Leslie Harvey Wald, Sophie Roch¬elle Weinstein, Philip Cleaver White,and Gale Jay Young.GROUPS PROTESTSOCIALIST CLUB,NSL SUSPENSION Bill Watson of the fellow publica¬tion, the Cap and Gown, describesnonchalantly “How We Did It,” thestory of the year book, and inciden¬tally depicts the personalities andcollege-life activities of Lexingtonhall, (unless I read between thelines).For some reason or another wejust can’t seem to get away fromexaminations. This time HymanJacobsen satirizes those unmention¬ables in a manner corresponding tothe hodgepodge mixup of grade let¬ters accompanying the article. Aheart touching story to any Maroonreporter is tlje plea echoed by Hen¬ry Reese in his meandering “Ty-PERS of? the WOR*LD uNITE.”This final issue of the Phoenixbids farewell to the class of ’35 inits concluding section of the classhistory with ten caricatures of theclass leaders as they will appear 20years hence to Martin Gardner.Between Gertie and the Armchairclinic, everyone can certainly havea full 15 cents worth of scandal,slush and dirt.And lest we can forget, the radi¬cal, socially minded and propagan-distic groups and people have their j this year and scenery manager lastplaces in “Walgreen Versus the U” I year, and has been art editor of thein prose by Phil Cole and rhymed Cap and Gown for the past two years,phrases by Dave Eisendrath. Field-' Members of the retiring board ofhouse Fanatics recalls that earlier superiors are Thomas Flinn, abbot;episode of our comrades and closes i Charles Greenleaf, prior; Johnthe issue except for the Uptown Low- Abrahams, scribe; and William D.down review of what’s where. . Watson, hospitaller.Election of George Kendall as ab-bott and John Flinn as prior of theOrder of Blackfriars for the year1935-1936 was announced last eve¬ning at a banquet of the order at theHotel Bismarck by members of theoutgoing board of superiors. Imme¬diately following their election themembers of the new board met andnamed David Humphrey as scribe ofthe order.All three of the incoming boardmembers held positions as juniormanagers on this year’s Blackfriarsstaff. The new method of electingthe scribe from the junior managersby the other members of the newboard of superiors was adopted as aconstitutional change this year, inplace of the older method of selec¬tion of a lay brother by those mem¬bers of the order.Keast HospitallerIn addition to Kendall, Flinn, andHumphrey, the fourth student onnext year’s board is Rea Keast, hos¬pitaller, a member of the Blackfriarschorus for the past three years.Keast was elected by members ofthe cast and chorus following thefinal performance of “In Brains WeTrust.”The new abbot is a member of ChiPsi fraternity and of Owl and Ser¬pent, and was production managerof this year’s Blackfriars show andmanager of Strolling Friars lastyear. Flinn, a Psi Upsilon, has beena member of Skull and Crescent, IronMask, and Owl and Serpent, and wascompany manager of Blackfriarsthis year and chorus manager theyear before. Humphrey is a memberof Sigma Chi, Owl and Serpent, andthe Interfraternity committee, wastechnical manager of BlackfriarsHindu News Correspondent Tellsof American Influence on Gandhigarb, introduced himself to me in theoffice recently as Chanon Lai—theinternational Hindu news corres-Three weeks ago the Continuationscommittee of the All-Campus Anti-War conference voted to take partin the May 30 demonstration in theAmerican Giants stadium againstwar and fascism.Tomorow at 12:30 in Harper Milthe Continuations committee willmeet to protest the University’s actionin suspending two of the Commit¬tee’s component organizations, theN. S. L. and the Socialist club, whichtook part in the demonstration.Although the Committee voted infavor of the meeting, it was not rep¬resented as such at the stadium. Itsmember organizations appeared un¬der their respective campus banners.Immediate action was taken againstthe banner-bearing groups on thegrounds that campus organizationscannot represent the University inoff-campus activities without specialpermission.Inasmuch as the two groups underfire cannot meet officially, they willmeet as members of the super groupto appeal their case. Protest will bemade on the grounds that the rulingwas not known at the time and thatno harm occurred to the Universityas a result of the participation.As far as the administration isconcerned. Dean William Scott stat¬ed yesterday, there is little hope ofreinstatement this year. By JANET LEWYA dark figure, clothed in foreign he will write a book describing the“Lessons from America,” includingmaterial on our war of Independence,our past and present leaders, Amer¬ican educational, sanitation andpondent. He appeared a mysterious transportation systems, and our cafe-figure in the crowded room but a teria systems to which Mr. Lai takesfew words with him disclosed him as ^ particular personal liking.a student with a great command of i ^aj intemation-the English language and thoroughly | al situation and the League of Na-conversant with the social, political j tions as India sees them:and economic conditions of India.I found Mr. Lai a personality in¬spired by the ideals and institutionsof America, and an honor studentwho gave up his college educationto go to prison as a disciple of Gand¬hi for the cause of India’s independ¬ence. This foreign patriot is the po¬litical editor of the Hindustan Times(Delhi), the national daily newspa¬per founded by Gandhi and nowmanaged by his son. Curiously, this “The League of Nations, by whichI mean the real genuine organizationrepresented by all nations of theworld, would of course be the ultim¬ate solution of the present worldcrisis but it will take due time andwill not materialize until the greedynations who now monopolize the bo¬gus league are punished for their po¬litical sins. The Hindus call the pres¬ent League the ‘League of Robbers’.”Practically every intellectual per-paper is the only one in India claim- \ son in India believes in Internation-ing a Christian editor. i alism and we have heard of theAmerica’s Influences j crimes done in the name of nation-interest in America evoked in his ! alism and patriotism, but we feelfirst world tour in 1933 following! that as long as we have no politicalthe London economic conference was j status we will have no voice in thrresponsible for Mr. Lai’s second visit ' international world; therefore na-this year. “To me America has al- j tionalism and patriotism are the es-ways been a land of great inspira-: sential evils we have to choose fortion and I’m not exaggerating when j the time being and when India is freeI tell you that the present freedom | (which I hope will be within the nextin India owes a great deal to the | ten years), then India will do herpeople of America. The lesson of the ; part in international plans and worldAmerican war of Independence has i felowship.”always been a source of inspiration I Contrary to the popular conceptionto Gandhi and his followers; in fact i of soul-force Mr. Lai spoke “as athe very definition of self-govem-1 follower of Gandhi, I sincerely be-ment was borrowed from Lincoln and lieve that violence of all sorts mustevery worker and farmer in India j end if we really want peace in thisknows the popular phrase of ‘govern- j world of ours but I’m afraid it isment of the people, by the people i not an easy job and we will have toand for the people’.” fight several wars before we reachFrom the material gathered here | that state.”THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. JUNE 5. 1935I Vvo®Itr iatlg ilarnnnFOUNDED IN 1901MEMOER^sociatfd gblUgiatf ^rcas-9 1934 l^oU^ialr1935*-HAIXSOM MSCOMSMThe Dflily Man'on is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published morninsrs except Saturday.Sunday, and Monday durinp the autumn, winter, and sprinsrQuarter by TTie Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University Avenue.Editorial office: Lexinpton hall. Room 15. Telenhones: Localtfi and HYDe Dark 9221. Bu-siness office: LexinRton hall,Rixirr 1.5\. Telephone: HYDe Park 9222.Subscription races: $2.60 a year;■pies; three cents. $4.00 by mail. SintrleTTie Uni\ersit> jf Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any con¬tract entered into by The Daily Maroon. .411 opinions in TheDaily Maroon are student opinions, and are not necessarily theviews of the University administration.Entered as .secuod class matter March 18, 1903, at the postuffice at Chicajro, Illinois, under the act of March 8. 1879.The Daily Matoon expressly reserves all rights of publica¬tion of any material appearing in this paper. The Daily Maroon*ill not be responsible for returning any unsolicited manuscriptsFublic letters sh'^uld be addressed to the Editor. The DailyMaroon, Lexington hall. University of Chicago. Letters shouldbe limited to 200 words in length, and should bear the author’ssignature and address, which will he witl '»eld if requested.4nonymous letters will be disregsrded.BOARD OF CONTROLHOW.\RD P. HUDSON, Editor-in-CniefWILLI.AM S. O’DONNELL, Business ManagerCHARLES W. HOERR, Managing EditorWILLIAM h. BERGMAN, Advertising ManagerDAVID H. KUTNER, News EditorHOWARD M. RICH, News EditorEDlTOtt.AL ASSOCIATESHenry F. Kelley Janet Lewy Jeanne StolteRaynii'id l.ahr Ralph W. Nicholson William W. WatsonBUSINESS ASSOCIATES7/almun (loldsmith Robert McQuilkin Everett StoreyEDITORIAL assistantsWells D. Burnette Ruby Howell James SnyderEulah Detweiler Julian A. Kiser EMward S. SternOeorge Felsenthal George Schustek Elinor TaylorZenia Goldberg Mary WalterBUSINESS assistantsRobert .Albrecht A1 Frankel Harold B. SiegelJames Bernard Don Patterson E<lwin SibleyHenry Cubbon .Mian Rosenbaum Dick SmithDon Elliott Max Schiff Roy W’arshawskyNight Editor: Julian A. KiserWednesday, June 5, 1935TRENDS IN ACTIVITIESThe first real tangible effect on student activ¬ities from the Chicago plan is indicated today bythe voluntary curtailment of spring activities bystudent leaders because of the examinationsscheduled for that time.The move is a necessary one as all studentsworking on extra-curriculuar projects will agree.Seniors in particular have found preparing for atwo year comprehensive a little difficult alongwith their organization work, just recently T. N.Metcalf, head of the Athletic department, advo¬cated a shortened athletic program in the springfor the same reason.One thing is very clear. The activities leadershave made a definite decision in favor of educa¬tion before avocation which might surprise somepeople who know some activities leaders. Itbrings to our attention once more the exact posi¬tion of these outside hobbies under our system.We believe that most educators will grant thatthere is some benefit to student activities as longas they do not occupy more than two thirds ofthe students time. Strange as it might seem edu¬cation is the prime reason for the existence of auniversity.Under the Chicago plan seniors are expected todevote their last quarter to passing examinationsover their work of the last two years. Just howdifficult this is, is shown by the low percentage ofsenior leaders graduating or the number post¬poning their comprehensives.It would seem rather inevitable that the Uni¬versity, pioneer in education, must take a for¬ward step in extra-curricular activities and limitthem to the first three years. That is, the bigjobs would be handled by juniors who would de¬vote their last year primarily t«j their studies. Inthis way they would derive all the benefit possi¬ble from the outside work and would be sparedunnecessary agony in their senior year.From the step taken already we expect thateventually this next step will be taken voluntar¬ily by activities. The University would have dif¬ficulty in laying down such a rule, but a voluntarylimitation by the activities themselves would bethe most progressive move ever taken by any stu¬dent group anywhere.—H. P. H.MUSIC PROGRESSESMusic, youngest and faste.st growing depart¬ment in the University, has taken another progres¬sive step. It will be a student activity along with Blackfriars, Dramatic Association, and the pub-lications.The new organization has definite possibilities.It will provide a chance for activity-minded stu¬dents to work together on a going project, andthe campus will have a better chance to benefitfrom the opportunities afforded by the Music de¬partment.In the symphony orchestra we have one of theoutstanding student musical bodies in the coun¬try. The opera that has been given in the lasttwo years has achieved nation-wide acclaim. Itis only right that students know about the chance jfor education and enjoyment in music from these Ienterprises. And it is only right that studentsparticipate in presenting them.Hence the new organization. Experiencedactivities personalities have been chosen to runit. We look for the Music department to be anactivity that is significant.—H. P. H. Today on the TUEATRBUlUiAlIiL ® 1INIVERSIT^Quadrangles WEDNESDAY*XIFE BEGINS AT 40^* 1 UL NIGHT'JMusic and ReligionCarillon recital. University chapel with WILL ROGERSat 7:30.Meeting's“Social Anthropology.” ProfessorRobert M. Redheld. Harper Mil at4:30.B. W. 0. Student lounge of IdaNoyes hall at 12.MiscellaneousFaculty lunch. South receptionroom of Ida Noyes hall at 12. Woodlawn Cafeteria1165 East 63rd StreetSECOND FLOOR“You can have an extra dateeach week with the money yousave eating the Woodlawn way.”The Travelling BazaarBy SAM HAIRCOMMUNING WITH THE MUSES(Today is poetry day)The following must be read in a soft, softbluey light in solitary solitude.They will be published in a blue-bound volumewith fine gold lettering of superior craftsman¬ship put on the outside.A glossary of Scottish w'ords and phrases willundoubtedly accompany each copy.There is no use making reservations.* • •WASHINGTONZIONHEARST SQUAREGOLDEN RULEQUID PRO QUO* » ♦you can have itLEFT wing right wing here am ipolitics politics is my cryj. putt harden white mule carrollopioamericanism comes by the barrellthe world’s all well and pigs is pigsgovernments howling capering jigsbounce on the horse on the merry-go-roundretch your cranium roscoe poundciphers circles alphabet soupsent by god in a swell fell^swooppolitics politics is my cryleft wing right wing here am i9 * *mighty lord Jehovah mighty mighty in the battleTHE ultimate last the ultimate firstthings is got from bad to worstbillions grubbing here and yongimme salvation pro and conworship worship what’ll it bemake mine good with thirty-and-threebig-eyed terror fear of whichsave your elbows for the richholy saint agnes we can’t escapebuckets of blood and death’s red tape♦ ♦ *hurry hurry mercuryPRINTER inky purple Hashholler yowl free cents cashclutch a strap jolt read and ridecontinued no doubt on page fivesituation reeking rottensenator balderdash not gottenkleptomaniac just as yetgive him time he will you betholler yowl free cents cashprinter inky purple flashsociologyYOU fag for mei fag for youbut you fag for memore than i fag for you« <*<if you wait i will elucidateYOU a scion of societyyour demeanor of sobrietypearls before .sows is all rightcontemplate barrooms open all nighthave faith son in hemingwaycock your ears in an astute wayi guess i know i guess i amchild is father of the manwe’re destined for kingdom comeslup your champagne chew your gumtears dribble down in foamy beerthey’re not neither there nor hereleaking brains are each all wellif your brain drizzles what the hell* ♦ !*THESE ARE HARMLESSQuoth an eager young lad known as Fletcher,“I’ll play freshman football, you befcher.”So they kicked in his headAnd then left him for dead,But he lived for a while on the stretcher.’Twas a gold-digging gal named McKee,“The Golden Rule’s quite right,” quoth she,“In fact I’ll go out“With any old lout,“And do him as he would do me.”Sweet little Sadie O’GradyGained a reputation quite shady,So the Phi Delts and Psi U’sTook her to the bayous,I Soon returned saying, “Sadie’s a lady.” QUALITY — VARIETY — ENVIRONMENTTRY OUR DELICIOUS HOME COOKINGESPECIALLY PIESLUNCHEON 35cDINNER 50cSTALLMAN’S TEA ROOM1369 East 57th StreetDINNER SERVED FROM 5-9 EVERYFRIDAYIn the NewSILVERFORESTwith RythmicRuler of theAir WavesHORACE HEIDTand his AlemiteBrigadiers30 ALL-STARENTERTAINERS7 P.M. to Closing< Special Priznlege Cardsmay be had at office ofDaily MaroonThe Event of the YearINTERFRATERNITYSINGJUNE 8Hutchinson Court)THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 5, 1935 Page ThreeJ)f fAlumni Comment on Professorsand Courses in Maroon SurveyThe following excerpts aregleaned from comments made byalumni on courses and professorsof the University in the ques¬tionnaire mailed by The DailyMaroon to a representativegroup of alumni in an effort toobtain the graduate perspectiveon the methods of teaching atthe University. In themselves,they constitute an interestingcommentary on how the Univer¬sity’s professors and courseslook to a graduate.In listing: courses which were ofthe least value, one graduate said,“Bible—again due entirely to his(the professor’s) yokel Aimee-SempleMcPherson conception of how itshould be taught; the now-this-guy-Disciple-was-a-he-man-just-like-you -an’-me sort of stuff. The history ofthe Bible is just as exciting as thatof painting, but certain teaching per¬sonalities can make anything dull.”v * * *“The courses which were of leastvalue to me were those required formy major, which I chose chiefly be¬cause I like to read. I cannot seethat the reading of novels to the ex¬tent of a thou.sand or more pages a week has any place in a universitycurriculum. The stenographic workin which I engaged after leaving col¬lege, and chiefly, the editing of twobooks for my husband were of farmore value to me in achieving a clearstyle than any of my English coursesin college, which left me chiefly ina state of bewilderment. My compo¬sitions, so it seemed, were alwaysthe outstanding examples of whatnot to do.”“My three most valuable courseswere—track, swimming, and tumb¬ling. Athletic work gave me not onlya better body but also a better mind.It kept me healthy while in schooland after, what is more valuable, itgave me a sense of fairness andsquareness, the irrestible desire togive wholeheartedly all that I had inme in the endeavor to succeed, yet atthe same time respecting the abilityof the other fellow. It afforded meconstant opportunity to practice theGolden Rule—and PRACTICING itrather than PREACHING it is whatthis cock-eyed world needs more thanany other thing today and always.I advocate compulsory intermuralathletic competition—or is it intra¬mural—well, o. k., both.” talking shopbyjane and belle Maroon Survey Reveals AverageVIEW OF RANCH FROM MOUNTAINSIDE Why not spend your noon hour be¬tween comprehensives enjoying areal lunch? KRISE’S ICE CREAMSHOP, 7112 Jeffrey serves tastylunches at attractive prices, and theatmosphere will be restful afterthose gruelling exams. A deliciousrefreshing luncheon of fresh fruit.salad with buttered toast at only 35cents will hit the spot. Top this offwith your favorite flavor of icecream, or a soda or sundae andtroubles will be forgotten for a while.KRISE’S is open all year ’round andwhen you want real home-made icecream for hot summer days stop inor call up for your order. Phonenumber is Butterfield 4467.* * *Leave a pleasant taste in yourmouth after those...comprehensives go ona splurge and comehome with one ofthose knock-out flow¬ered chiffon suitsfrom the MIDWAYFROCK SHOPPE,1514 E. 59th St. Thedresses are street length, have high: or V necks, short sleeves, and beltsor ties. The jackets are three-quar¬ter length, as are the puff sleeves.Some of the wide revers are of con-tra.sting color to the dress. You canget one of these little numbers inblues, green, orchid, or almost anypastel shade. The price is reason¬able too, only $13.75. They’re reallychic, utilitarian, and unique.♦ * ♦The year’s almost done.Now you grinds why not have fun?Eat drink and be merryAnd your comprehensives will notseem scarey.A frozen cheese salad to start,A strawberry shortcake to part.Then with kind thoughts to GreenShutterYour farewells you can utter. Expenses of University Women PRESENT BUST OFPROFESSOR PRICEPatronizeThe Daily MaroonAdvertisers In a recent poll conducted by TheDaily Maroon to find what it costs tosend a woman through the Univer¬sity, 300 women were interviewedand their various expenses averagedto show the expenses of the averagewoman.Although a few spend as high as$4000 a year and one or two gotthrough with only $175, the usualwoman requires $600, a moderatesum if the tuition of $300 is includ¬ed.Clothes Most ImportantThe greater part of this total, out¬side of tuition, is spent on clothes.The poll reveals that most women oncampus own about 14 dresses—5 sport, 6 afternoon, and 3 formats.The average number of coats perperson is 5, despite the fact that sev¬eral had as many as 8 or 9.That accessories are very import¬ant items in the expenses of mostwomen is shown: five hats are ownedby most of them, and 6 pairs ofgloves. Shoes are a very large itemaveraging about 8 pairs to the per¬son, with as many pairs of stockings.These averages often seem very high because they are brought up by thehigh expenses of a few.In addition to clothes, a greatnumber of women have the expenseof cigarettes. About 49 percent ofthe women interviewed smoked. How¬ever their total expenses were not no¬ticeably higher than those who don’tsmoke.A further expense was for cars.This item affected only 12 percent,of all the women, however. Edgar J. Goodspeed, chairman ofthe department of New Testamentand Early Christian Literature, willbe the principal speaker at a tea tobe given next Wednesday to wit¬ness the unveiling of a bust of IraMaurice Price, professor emeritus ofSemetic Language and Literature.Mrs. Price is presenting the bust.President Robert M. Hutchins willbe present to represent the Univer¬sity, and Shirley J. Case, dean of theDivinity school, will represent theDivinity school.FACULTY MEMBERSLEAVE FOR MEETINGA number of members of the Uni¬versity faculty will leave tomorrowfor the annual meeting of the Ameri¬can Public Welfare association Fri¬day and Saturday in Montreal, Can¬ada. Among them will be Simeon E.Leland, professor of Economics;Charles E. Merriam, Morton D. Hulldistinguished service professor of Po¬litical Science; and Louis Brownlow,professorial lecturer in Political Sci¬ence.Mr. Leland will speak at the firstsession of the meeting to be devotedto a discussion of the social securitybill. One of the sessions will be pre¬sided over by Mrs. Franklin D. Roose¬velt, while Harry L. Hopkins, na¬tional administrator of the FERA,will be the principal speaker at thefinal dinner on Saturday evening. FOR GRADUATION?GIVE BOOKSand at Woodworth’s you will findall the latest in good books—andthe kind that any graduate wouldlike to own. Let us help you se¬lect one or — may we suggest thefollowing?Woolcott—While Rome Burns $2.75Renascent Mexico—Weinstock 2.50Vincent Sheean—Personal History 3.00Gina Kaus—Catherine, Portrait of an Empress . . . 3.50Chamanhal—Secrets of Japan 1.50De La Roche—Young Renny 2.50Adamic—Grandsons 2.50Slesinger—Time, The Present 2.50Carroll—A Few Foolish Ones 2.50Bagnold—National Velvet 2.50Werfel—Forty Days Musa Dagh 3.00Also—a great variety of useful and novel gifts in leather -bronze - brass - stationery, etc. Graduation cards - giftwrappings - Bon voyage, etc.Woodworth^s Book Store1311 E. 57th St. Open EveningsNear Kimbark Ave. Phone Dorchester 4800The Rancho Rea has long been es¬teemed by seasoned vacationers whofind relief from the cares of the cityin the vacation spots of the west.There is something about the we.stand its “Howdy F’olks” that is al¬most irresistable and there are manythings about the Rancho Rea thatmake it the ideal place for a com¬plete vacation. Here in the historicvalley of Cebolla. 8000 feet abovesea level, amid the mountains, thepines and the rippling waters onemay enjoy life at its fullest and be¬hold nature at its best. Nothing isquite so enjoyable as a game of golfor tennis in the cool, bracing moun¬tain air unless it might be a horse¬back ride along the winding trailsof the New Mexico Rockies.The Ranch is the scene of manygay social events with parties anddances galore and boating excur¬sions, hiking trips and visits to In¬dian Pueblos are part of the dailyprogram.Vacationers everywhere are an¬swering the call of the west. If youtoo a»*e planning to go where the airis freshest and the skies are bluestwe refer you to the adjoining ad-verti.sement containing full particu¬lars on reservations for the RanchoRea.The Universityof ChicagoTypewritingServiceOffersReasonableRatesSTUDENTSandFACULTYIngleside Hall(West of Press Bldg.) Jemez Springs, New MexicoInvites you to spend a vacation that is different. . .in the New Mexico Rockies. . .the land of IndianPueblos.RIDING - FISHING - RODEOS - DANCINGSWIMMING - TENNISIn the heart of the wilderness. . . .yet with every modernconvenience.For Information and Reservations—Phone MISS IDYL NIPPER—Wabash 405035 West Van BurenMany Other Ideal Vacation SpotsNORTH - EAST - SOUTH - WEST ’THE THEATERBUREAUA Convenience for Readers of theDAILY MAROONYou can obtain choice seats for thecurrent downtown stage hits by just stop¬ping in the office of the DAILY MAROONany afternoon.Save time and trouble — use theTheater Bureau. Little Phoenae bows outIn one last blaze of glory—“TYPERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE”“FIELDHOUSE FANATICS”“WALGREEN VERSUS THE U”“WALGREEN VERSES THE U”“MAKING THE GRADE”“HOW WE DID U” by Henry Reeseby Grinnen Barrettby Phil Coleby Dave Eisendrathby Hyman Jacobsenby Bill WatsonEditor: Cap and^Gownthe last of a seriesThey Were the First: a Class Historyin conjunction withA group of our campus satellites caricatured asMartin Gardner thinks they will look twenty years fromnow.More than the usual number of cartoons, Gertie theCo-Cetter, the Armchair Clinic, and jokes galore.PHOENIXOut Today15 Cents // 1DAILY MAROON SPORTSPage f our WEDNESDAY, JUNE 5, 1935Japan Invites Maroon Matmento Meet Nipponese Wrestlersin Orient Summer QuarterVorres Plans to Take12-Man Squad onTourJapan has invited the MaroonWTestling: team to tour the Japaneseisle this summer and meet the out¬standing matmen in the universitiesand amateur organizations of Nip¬pon, S. K. V'orres, Chicago wrest¬ling coach, revealed yesterday.The invitation was extended some¬time ago by the head of the amateurathletic union of Japan who is alsoathletic director of Waseda univer¬sity, Coach Vorres explained, but noannouncement of the proposed triphas been made before because work¬ing plans had not been formulated.All-Star SquadTentative arrangements call forCoach Vorres to conduct a squad of10 to 12 on a month and a halftour of Japan, an added month be¬ing required to make the journeyover and back. The men taken willrepresent an all-star aggregationcomposed of members of this year’steam, outstanding alumni wrestlers,and possibly some of the most prom¬ising freshman candidates.Over 16 men are being consideredfor the squad. From the group—PERMANENTS$2.65and npSHAMPOOandFINGER WAVE35c & 50cSPECIAL GIFTA beautiful im¬ported box ofpowder. 11.50value FREE witha I I permanents(for a limitedtime only!.TED’SBEAUTY SHOPPESInc.1026 E. 63rd—Midway 60601220 E. 63rd—Midway 1717 Tom Barton, this year’s squad; DavidTinker, a freshman; and Max Bern¬stein and Bob Ware of last year’ssquad—two will be selected to wres¬tle in the 123-lb. class.Other CandidatesThree 135 pound men will be' chosen from among Archebald Win-‘ ning, former captain of the squadwho is now engaged in graduate workat the University; Norman Howard,captain of the team last year; Robert Finwald, an experienced wrestlerwho was kept out of competition thisyear by injuries; and Miles Brousil.The 145-lb. candidates includeRoger Gorman, Dick Bumhardt, andGeorge Farris. In the 155-lb. cla.ssCharles Butler and Dick Andersonare being considered, and Ben Mannmay be taken as a 165-lb. entry. FredLenhardt, 175-lb. and Sam Whiteside,heavyweight, are expected to com¬plete the squad.Japanese AgileThe wrestling team has been in¬vited to Japan under the same au¬spices under which the ball teamtoured that country several times. Inthe case of the ball team the gatereceipts covered its expenses, butbaseball is exceptionally popular inJapan. The chief problems involvedin sending a wrestling squad overare financial ones.Concerning the ability of the Jap¬anese as grapplers. Coach Vorrescommented, “they have a naturalagility which tends to make them su¬perior on their feet.” He thinks, how¬ever, that they are less efficient inmat work.All matches will be conducted un¬der regular Olympic rules. Japan ispreparing a team to enter in the 1936Olympics to be held in Germany.Campus View Apts.1-2-3 room apts. ideally lo¬cated to the University. Com¬plete hotel service, tile bathand shower. Rates reasonable.5482 Greenwood. ELECT BERWAN6ER,JOHNSTONE TO LEAD1935-36 TRACK TEAM Present Awardsat W.A.A. SpringBanquet Tonight SEE GOOD PROSPECT Tilden DefeatsAward Letters, Numeralsin Six Sports atBanquetList New CaptainsFootball—Jay BerwangerBasketball—William HaarlowBaseball—Richard Cochran andWilliam HaarlowTennis—Norman BickelFencing—Campbell WiltonTrack—Quintin Johnstone andJay BerwangerWater Polo—Merritt Buth andJuan HomtSwimming—Charles WiltonPolo—John BodfithGym—Peter Snyder and EmeryFair Miss Gertrude Dudley, retiringhead of the women’s physical educa¬tion department will award old Eng¬lish “C’s” and pins to the outstand¬ing and honor women athletes at theW, A. A. spring quarter dinner to¬morrow at 6 in the Cloister club ofIda Noyes hall.Faculty members who will be pres¬ent at the dinner include Miss Mar¬garet Burns, Miss Edith Ballwebber,Dean and Mrs. Aaron J. Brumbaugh,Mrs. Nathaniel Butler, Mr. and Mrs.Harvey Carr, Mrs. Courtney, MissMargaret Clark, Miss Gertrude Dud¬ley, Mr. and Mrs. Harrison Dobbs, Mr.and Mrs. Harry Gideonse, Miss Kid-well, Mrs. Dan L. Hoffer, Miss Mc-Dougal, Mi.ss Marian Talbot, MissStand, Miss Thompson, and Mn?s VanTuyl. FOR STRONG FENCINGSQUAD NEXT FAU Parker in CityNet Semi-FinalsQuintin Johnstone and Jay Ber¬wanger were elected co-captains ofnext year’s track squad, it was an¬nounced last night at the quarterlyawards dinner at Judson court. Ma¬jor and old English “C’s” and fresh¬man numerals were presented to par¬ticipants in six sports at the meeting.Both Johnstone and Berwangerare juniors, and have competed twoyears on the varsity track squad.Berwanger is the Maroon decathlonteam. His specialities are the broadjump and low hurdles. He is captainelect of the football team.Johnstone’s special event is thequarter-mile. He also started tobroad-jump in mid-season, and hasbeen making around 23 feet. Hequalified for the finals in that eventin the Big Ten meet this season.. CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED: Tenant to rent anunusually well-lighted four-roomapartment, furnished or unfurnish¬ed, with wood-burning fire-place.One block from Mandel Hall. Mid¬way 1617. Louise M. M. Fuller.FOR RENT: Reserve your roomsnow for next October. Single ordouble. Private family. Meals ar¬ranged. Also rooms for summerquarter. 6152 Ellis avenue.GOING HOME. Twenty per centoff on Air and Bus tickets. Paul Gus¬tafson. Midway 3217. Expect 6 Minor Lettermento Return for AutumnCompetitionBy NED FRITZMaroon fencing prospects for nextyear are bright enough to assure ahigh place in Big Ten competition,with a po.s.sible chance for regainingthe championship lost in the Big Tenmeet this year.Six winners of the Old English Care returning much improved. Thevarsity will be led by Captain Camp¬bell Wilson, state foil champion andonce runner-up, and mid-we.stern foil ichampion. Wilson has shown sensa¬tional improvement since his medi¬ocre performance in the conferencetournament.(Ex-Captain Marks Dangerous |Louis Marks, captain this year, will 'be dangerous in .saber and foil whenswordsmen begin polishing theirweapons in the fall. Marks carriedoff the Illinois Fencing League saberchampionship last month, whileGeorge Gelman was winning the epee.Leland Winter ranks next to Wil¬son in foil ability. Along with Marksand Wilson, Winter helped win theIllinois Fencing League team foilchampionship la.st month.Henry Lemon, epee man, andJames Walters, proficient in all threeweapons, are sophomores who willsubstantially aid th team. Tilden tech high school took thecity net semi-finals from Parker onthe University courts yesterday af¬ternoon 3-0. Swanson and Bill Mur¬phy beat Clark and Ottamier in thedoubles for the first of three straightwins, which clinched the match.In the singles Zukas vanquishedCharles Shostrom, brother of JohnShostrom of the University fresh¬men, 6-3, 6-2. Chester Murphyblanketed Art Jorgenson, 6-love, inhis first set, but Jorgenson gave himclo.se competition for the second, los¬ing 8-6 on a turn of luck. The ma¬chine like Tilden team, which lost toParker in the finals last year, gavea good account of the junior devel¬opment work being carried on byCoach Parkhill.RENA NELSON WINSGOLF COMPETITIONhena Nelson, playing her firsteighteen holes on the Cog Hill golfcourse won the women’s golf tourna¬ment Monday with a score of 86,topping Marian Harkins, runner-upin the advanced divi.sion. Jean InnBush won first place in the begin¬ner’s division.Eight players are competing in thequarter finals of the annual women’selimination tennis tournament forthe cup which will be awarded at theW. A. A. banquet on tomorrow eve¬ning.iiNTENSIVIfStenographic Course 'For Collexe Men and Women. !100 Words a minute in 100 daya.Assured for one fee. Enroll now. iDay classes begin each quarter, jTel. Ran. 1575Also Regular Courses. Day and Eoe.BRYANT^STRATION18 SO. MICHIGAN AVE . CHICAGO TONOLI’SFrench andItalianRestaurantAre you tired of ordinary restaurantfood? Here you will find it tempt¬ingly different—It is well seasonedLunch 25c aneJ 35cDINNERSWeek (Jays, 50c & 65cSunedays, 75cATTHECAROLAN5480 Cornell Ave. Fairfax 7400 IINEWAYDRUG STORESPucise 'pA£^ctipti&nist.sLUNCHES AT A DISCOUNTCome in and get acquainted with our store manager, Mr. Dreschler.how you can get lunches at a discount.STINEWAY DRUG STORE57th at Kenwood“THE STUDENTS’ DRUG STORE" Ask himGET YOURCAP and GOWNTODAYIf you have a subscription getyour copy today. All copies not calledfor by the end of this week will beplaced on sale. If you have no subscription getyour copy today. Only a limitednumber is available. 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