WEATHERCloudy; possibly showers to¬day; continued cool; freshnortheasterly winds. rfCP-8d-caO5 n TODAY’S EDITORIALThe ProbersPACE 2Vol. 35. No. 103. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY. MAY 3, 1935 Price Three CentsD. A. REVAMPSCONSTITUTIONALELECTION SET-UP Name EntertainmentCommittee Heads forScholarship ProgramThe recently appointed Student So-New Governing BoardWill Be ElectedMay 15A complete reorpranization of theelectoral system of the Dramatic as¬sociation was announced yesterdayafter a meeting: of the board of theorganization. The new board, whichwill be elected May 16, will includea president, the chairmen of acting,production, and business, and thepresident of Mirror. A treasurer,appointed by the board will also bean ex officio member.Nominations for each of thesepositions will be made by the retir¬ing board, and additional names maybe added by petitioQa signed by asufficent number of n embers. Ballot¬ing will be restricted to allow onlymembers of the group who have par¬ticipated in productions for the cur¬rent year to vote. AH members ofthe association are eligible to votefor the nominees for president, andthose groups participating in acting,production, and business will eachelect a representative.New OrganiutionThe organizations which wereformerly Gargoyles and Tower play¬ers have been merged into onegroup, which, with Mirror, will nowform the Dramatic assocation.The new set-up provides a greater.simplification and a more direct rep¬resentation for the members. Proxyvoting will no longer be permitted.Frank Hurburt O’Hara, directorof dramatic productions, yesterdaypointed out that, “Unprecedentedgrowth in size has made a simplifica¬tion desirable.” He added that heconsidered the new organization setup by the retiring board to be soundin every respect.Play CommitteeThe appointment of a play com¬mittee for next year was also madeby the board yesterday. The newmembers include Barbara Vail,Oliver Statler, Robert Ebert, Nor¬man Masterson, Alexander Kehoe,and Adele Sandman. This group wdllmake the selection of the produc¬tions to be presented by the a.ssocia-tion during the 1935-36 season. I cial committee announced yesterdayI the selection of committees in chargeof arranging entertainment for morethan 600 high school seniors who areexpected on campus May 17 for thecompetitive scholarship examina¬tions. Jack Allen, chairman of thenew group, will have general chargeof all committees.Rea Keast and Betty Ellis willhead the banquet committee, assist¬ed by Philomela Baker, GenevieveFish, and Frances Protheroe. Mil¬dred -Eaton was chosen chairman ofthe group in charge of entertain¬ment. Her colleagues are VirginiaCarr, Dan Smith, and Virginia New.Aakow, Pittman Head PublicityThe personnel and publicity com¬mittee is headed by Catherine Pitt¬man and Irwin Askow, aided byJames Melville, Louise Heflin, Rob¬ert Young, and Omar Fareed. Thetour committee has not yet been ap¬pointed with the exception of Leon¬ard Olsen and Eleanor Williamson,co-chairmen.The Y. M. C. A., the Board ofWomen’s Organizations, and the In¬terfraternity committee will cooper¬ate with the Student Social commit¬tee in arranging the events of theday. Members of the organizationswill also act as hosts and hostessesat the banquet and open house.Register in Bartlett *Registration for the scholarshipcandidates will be held in Bartlettgj-m from 8:15 to 9 and the ex¬amination will be given from 9 to12. An hour tour of the University,conducted by upperclassmen, will be¬gin at 1:30. At 2:30, the candidateswill have an opportunity to see anexhibition tennis match on the Uni¬versity courts or a show in Mandelhall which includes skits by Black-friars, Mirror, and the Dramatic as¬sociation.An open house in Ida Noyes withping pong, billiards, and dancingwill be held from 3:30 to 5:30 bythe committee. A half hour organrecital will be given by the Chapelorganist from 5:30 to 6.The final event of the day will bethe banquet given in Judson andBurton courts at 6:30. Upperclass¬men will also act as hosts and host¬esses at the dinner. Scholarshipawards will be announced during thecourse of the evening. GAYLORU PLAYSAT I1TH ANNUALMILITARY BALLPopular Radio OrchestraNow Playing atCongressCharlie Gaylord and his orchestra,^well-known radio musicians nowEurope Looks to United Statesto Lift Depression, Gruber Says“All of Europe is waiting for theUnited States to lead the world outof the depression,” concluded Dr.Henryk Gruber, Polish banker in alecture yesterday on “Some CurrentEconomic Problems.”Explaining that the United Statesi.s the “economic center of gravityof the world,” being the world’slargest exporter with the world’shighest tariffs. Dr. Gruber statedthat the first essential steps in UnitedStates and world recovery would bereduction of tariffs by multilateralagreement, and stabilization of agri¬cultural prices with reference to theindustrial price level.Industrial Change“During the World War, agricul¬tural countries began the modifica¬tion of their industries to meet warneeds. At the same time industrialcountries developed inefficient agri¬culture. After the war all countriessought to protect their newly-form¬ed industries with the result thathigh tariffs were erected and thou-.sands were thrown out of employ¬ment. In new agricultural countries,overproduction forced down farmprices. In industrial countries, thou¬sands were thrown out of employ¬ment. The United States, having thelargest free trade area in the worldand the highest tariffs, must take thelead in the revival of internationaltrade.”However, in conclusion Dr. Gru¬ber emphasized that the return toprosperity must come within thelimits of our present economic sys¬tem. “Governments lack the intui¬tion and the knowledge of marketsto play the role in productivity nowl>layed by the merchant.” But “un-limHed liberalism and competition is also wasteful. Governments muststep in to insure benefit for societyas a whole.”One of the most noted financialexperts in Europe, Dr. Gruber serv¬ed Poland during the World War inthe battle for political security andmore recently in the battle for eco¬nomic security. He has taken a prom¬inent part in the introduction of so-cal insurance into Poland, and since1928 has served as president of thePolish Post Office Savings bank. featured at the Congress hotel, willplay for the 11th annual Militaryball, it was announced yesterday byWilliam Safranek, publicity chair¬man of Crossed Cannon, honorarymilitary organization which is spon¬soring the ball.Edwin Irons, member of CrossedCannon, was in charge of orchestraarrangements. Gaylord’s orchestrafollows Lawrence Salerno and hisband, who played at last year’s ball,and A1 Kvale’s orchestra, which fur¬nished the dance rhythms two yearsago.On NBC ProgramFeatured at both the Pompeiianroom and Urban room of the Con¬gress, Gaylord also plays on a week¬ly commercial chain program. Hebroadcasts every Sunday afternoonat 2:30 over the NBC network onthe Penthouse Serenade hour.The Military ball will be heldWednesday, May 29, the evening be¬fore the Memorial day holiday, from10 to 2 at the South Shore countryclub, which has been the site of theaffair since it was inaugurated in1925. Bids for the ball will be soldthis year for $3.50. They will beplaced on sale within the next twoweeks. Furnishes Musicfor Military BallSeek ShapelyChorus Girlsin Friars ShowWho has the most shapely legs?A candidate for the chorus ofBlackfriars will be selected Tuesdayfor this never ending contest by thediscerning eyes of Virgrinia Eysselland Evelyn Carr, recently selectedas head score girls for the girls.Twenty-nine men, all in variouschoruses of the production, will beinvolved in this novel (to say theleast) contest. The candidates cov¬er all ranges and types of beauty intheir assembled sets of limbs, thejudges stated yesterday after a preliminary investigation. “They reallyaren’t too bad,” they said, “and, ina dim light, might look pretty goodout front.”Donald Elliott, a member of PhiKappa Psi fraternity, will act ashead usher for the six performancesto be given May 10, 11, 17, and 18it was announced yesterday.Part of the cast and chorus of “InBrains We Trust” will be the guestsof the Congress hotel tonight at thecollege night program. The Black¬friars will make their way down¬town by way of the Shoreland wherespecial entertainment is also plannedto be presented in the cocktaillounge.RED-INVESTIGATING COMMITTEEPRESENTS WELL BALANCED LINEUPAn analysis of the committee offive men who will investigate theUniversity along with other schoolsin the state reveals a fair balance inthe views and opinions represented.Two of the men, James J. Bar¬bour of Evanston, and Richey V.Graham of Cicero, chairman of thecommittee, were opposed to the Bak¬er resolution that called for the in¬vestigation. Two others, Charles W.Baker of Monroe Center, author ofthe resolution, and John W. Fribleyof Pana, voted for the examiningcommission. The other member, Wil¬ber H. Hickman of Paris, withheldhis vote.Simator Barbour has a long rec¬ord in the senate, having been firstelected in 1916 and reelected at eachsubsequent voting. After the Bakerresolution was passed, he said thatan investigation would make a“Tennessee out of Illinois.”Baker, according to the summaryin the Blue Book of Illinois, “ownslarge farm in Ogle county, also isbreeder of Chester White hogs and Shorthorn cattle.” He has held of¬fice in the senate since 1928. Therecommendations of the LegislativeVoters’ league refers to him as the“champion handshaker in the sen¬ate,” and draws the conclusion thathe is “not very favorable” becauseof a lack of solid accomplishment.Chairman Graham, the son-in-lawof the late Mayor Anton J. Cermak,is president pro tempore of the sen¬ate. He was elected to the state bodyin 1928, and to its presidency in1933.The Blue Book of Illinois refersto Hickman as “educated in thecountry high and normal schools andUniversity ♦ * * * During the Worldwar was active in various patrioticand defense organizations. Memberof the Society of the Sons of theAmerican Revolution and various pa¬triotic bodies.” He was elected tothe senate in 1928.Fribley is not included in theBlue Book nor in the records of theLegislative Voters’ league since heis serving his first term in the sen¬ate. Charlie GaylordGEORGE A. BUTTRICK,NEW YORK MINISTER,SPEAKS AT CHAPELThe Reverend George A. Buttrick,of the Madison avenue Presbyterianchurch. New York, will be the guestspeaker for the regular Sunday Cha¬pel service at 11. Although the ap¬pointments for preaching at the Cha¬pel are generally made a year in ad¬vance, the demand for Dr. Buttrickis such that in order to secure himfor next Sunday, the engagement hadto be made three years ago.Dr. Buttrick has been awardedone of the highest public honors thatcan come to a-minister in America.He was chosen to give the LymanBeecher lectures on preaching whennot yet 40 years of age. These lec¬tures have since been published un¬der the title “Jesus Came Preach¬ing.”Religious WriterBooks he has written include “TheParables of Jesus,” and his latestmanuscript, “The Christian Fact andModern Doubt” that has recentlybeen reviewed by Dean Gilkey in“The Christian Century.”Dr. Buttrick is an Englishman,educated in Independent college andVictoria university. He began hisministry in Quincy, Ill. In 1927, hesucceeded Henry Sloane Coffin in theministry at the Madison avenuePresbyterian church, one of the mostinfluential and largest New Yorkcongregations.Dean Gilkey, in commenting onhis preaching said his “preachingsuggests scholarly study and fresh¬ness of thought. He forgets himselfwhen preaching and pours out hissoul.”Debaters ConfrontMundelein College;Ratify ConstitutionIn one of its final debates of theseason, the Debate union will meetMundelein college, tonight, on themunitions question in which the Uni¬versity will take the affirmative.Speakers for the union will be Mar¬ion Wagner, Edward Crocking andKenyon Lewis. The debate will beheld in Reynolds club, room A at7:30..At its meeting Wednesday night,the Union approved of the newlyrevised constitution which states inits preamble that the purpose of theunion is to “foster public discussionand forensics.” In all matters per¬taining to public discussion the unionis to maintain a neutral stand, thuspreventing it from becoming apressure group.FRESHMAN WOMEN GIVELAST TEA OF SEASONThe concluding event planned forall freshman women by the Fresh¬man Women’s council will be a teato be given Wednesday afternoon at3:30 in Ida Noyes hall. The an¬nouncement was made yesterday byFrances Protheroe, president of thecouncil. Chicago Alumni Club Features‘‘Red Hunt/' Football Game inThird Annual Rally Tonight1 ' "Grid Squad Engages in! Dinner at Judson CourtCame for Visiting j Ends Festivities:Graduates 350 to AttendAlthough it is improbable that thealumni will discover any prey dur¬ing their “Red hunt” this afternoon,they will find Coach Shaughnessy’sMaroons on the fieldhouse practicefield at 4. The Chicago grid menhave been divided into two squads,clad in maroon and white jerseys re¬spectively and they will engage in agame as the climax to the springpracjtice sessions.Stating yesterday that all themembers of the squad would play atsome time during the game. CoachShaughnessy issued no starting line¬up. However, it is doubtful whetherHalfback Ned Bartlett or CaptainJay Berwanger will see any actionduring the contest, as they have notbeen allowed to engage in scrim¬mage this spring.Probable Lineup of “Whites”The “White” team, which con¬tains most of the first-string backs,will probably start with “Duke”Skoning, Rainwater Wells, PaulWhitney, and Adolph Schuessler.The “White” forward wall is ex¬pected to consist of Vic Jones at cen¬ter with George Antonie, Andy Hoyt,Earl Sappington, and Bud Jankow¬ski playing the guards and tackles.Cavorting at the end positions willbe Gordon Peterson and Bill Giller-lain.Opposing them on the “Maroon”line, will be Bob Perretz and EwaldNyquist at the end posts, MerrittBush and “Tubby” Wright at thetackles. Ham Meigs aud Bud Jordanat guard, and Sam Whiteside at thepivot position. In the secondary willbe Quarterback Fred Lehnhardt,Halfbacks Keith Hatter and OmarFareed, and Fullback Ralph Bal-fanz.As the players have had only sixweeks of practice this spring, theywill not display their best brand offootball but nevertheless they shouldfurnish the visiting alumni with someevidences of their future success.Besides the improbability that Ber- jwanger and Bartlett will participate,the gridmen also lack a number of imen who are engaging in spring!sports. ; Featured by a concerted “RedHunt” and the intra-squad footballgame, the third annual ChicagoAlumni club Rally will get under wayin the fieldhouse today at 4.“We don’t know what we’ll find,”said Charles G. Higgins, presidentof the club, yesterday, “but our*membership has responded to thecall to arms. The person who insin¬uates anything against good old Chi¬cago must know what they’re talk¬ing about. Accordingly we have as¬sembled the greatest collection ofrakes, microscopes, shovels, blood¬hounds, and spy glasses ever seen inChicago. Tomorrow night our stal¬warts will be equipped with theseimplements of red-hunting and in¬structed to find their quarry.”Mr. Higgins further intimatedthat he managed to get through theUniversity without losing any of thepatriotism which had been handeddown by his forefathers, and men¬tioned that the men who are heroestoday were considered awful radi¬cals in 1776.Dinner in JudsonAbout 350 “hunters” will partakeof dinner in. Judson court at 6:30.These will include 200 alumni, 50University students, 60 high schoolseniors, the football team, and thecoaches. Before dinner, the possewill assemble in Burton court at5:30 to compare clues and prisoners.The after-dinner festivities willbegin at 7:30 when “Fingerprint”Harry Sw'anson and his staff willaward the bounties. President Rob¬ert Maynard Hutchins is expected towelcome the alumni, and John Wom¬en, known to the LaSalle streetCoaches as the Huey Long of thecampus, may be persuaded to say afew well-chosen words. Walter Stef¬fen, president of the Order of the“C” will represent the former letterwinners.All undergraduate men are urgedto attend the dinner, and tickets maybe obtained at 75 cents from DickSmith, Robert Bethke, Bill Staple-ton, Charles Greenleaf, or in thebusiness office of The Daily Maroonin Lexington 15A.Symphony Orchestra FeaturesMusic of Ernst Bacon TonightBy LAWRENCE GOODNOWInterest in the performance of | low plaintiveness, scarcely inter-the University Symphony Orchestra mpted by the calmer mood of thetonight is centered around the five i subject, which is finally sub-, „ , „ 1. -11 merged by the piercing anguish ofsongs by Ernst Bacon which will re-! first. The anaante movement isceive their first Chicago hearing as | consolatory in tone. Striving afterthey are sung by Winfred Stracke, j the consciousness of an inner peace.young Chicago baritone. Stracke iswell remembered by the campus forhis success in “Xerxes.”The first two songs in the groupare original settings of poems byWalt Whitman. “Grand Is the Scene”and “The Last Invocation.” The re¬maining three, “Low Bridge,” “TheColorado Trail,” and “Brady,” areselected from the collection “InBlack and White,” arrangements offolk-tunes drawn from Carl Sand¬burg’s “American Song-Bag.” Inarranging these songs, Mf. Baconhas made free use of the jazz idiomas being the most expressive of thevitality of America.G Minor SympKonyThe *G minor symphony was oneof the last three composed by Moz¬art. All three were completed with¬in a period of six weeks and formanother of those groups for whichMozart is famous. The one in Gminor is dated between those in Cand E flat. They are all in strongcontrast to one another, and becauseeach symphony comprises within itsuch a wealth and variety of moods,these symphonies represent the verypeak of Mozart’s achievement as aninstrumental composer.The G minor symphony is as fullof sorrow and complaining as the Eflat major is of joy and gladness.The first movement begins with a it even attempljs to become cheer¬ful. The minuet again resists thefoe, but in vain, and again the effortsinks to a moan. Even the trio ,soft-ter and sweeter than the andante,fails to bring lasting peace; againthe combat is. renewed, and againit dies away,ifoinplaining. The lastmovement brings only a wild mer¬riment that attepnpts to drown sor¬row and goeii bn’Hts courses in rest¬less excitemf^f(| tu!fAMIOAncoLed by I Alpha' Delta Phi, whotook action Monday night, fivecampus (^iknlrations have votedto return lall profits from Fandan¬go concessions back to the fundraised by the carnival. The othergroups are PshUpsilon, Delta Kap¬pa Epsilon, ‘fortar Board, andWyvem.Ellmore •' Patterson, generalchairman of the Fandango, yes¬terday commended the organiza¬tions on ■’thfe action taken andpointed out that all of the fundraised would be turned over tothe University to aid the promo¬tion of the Leaders for ’39 cam¬paign.J)THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, MAYUKLAtL“WINGS IN THE DARK.”S*t,—^Judith Allen end Brace CaWtin “MEN OP THE NIGHT.”FOUNDED IM 1901fl\5so£U^d ^ilrfliiatr 'jlms-9I9J4 1935*-T*h« Daily Manif*?! is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicagro, published morningts except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during: the autumn, winter, and sprinuquarter by The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University Avenue.Editorial office: Lexinjrton hall. Room IS. Teleohones; Local48 and HYDe Park 9S^il. Business office; Lexington hall.Room ISA. Telephone: HYDe Park 922.3.Subscription rates: J2.60 a year; $4.00 by mail. Singlecopies: three cents.The University >f Chicaero assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any con¬tract entered into by The Daily Maroon. All opinions in TheDaily Maroon are student opinions, and are not necessarily theviews of the University administration.Entered as secvod class matter March 18. 1993, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, under the act ot March 8, 1879.The Daily Maioon expressly reserves all rights of publica¬tion of any material appearing in this paper. The Daily Maroonwill not be responsible for returning any uttsolicited manuscripts.Public tetters should be addressed to the Editor. The DailyMaroon, Le-xington hall. University of Chicago. Letters shouldbe limited to 200 words in length, and should bear the author’ssignature and address, which will he witLSeld If requested.Anonymous Tetters will be disregarded.aUARD OF CONTROLHOWARD P, HUDSON, Editor-in-CniefWILLIAM S. O'DONNELL, Business ManagerCHARLES W. HOERR, .Managing EditorHOWARD M. RICH, News EditorWILLIAM H, BERGMAN, Advertising ManagerDAVID H. KUTNER. News EditorEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESHenry F. Kelley Janet Lewy Jeanne StoheRaymond Lahr Ralph W. Nicholson William W, WatsonBUSINESS ASSOCIATESZalmon Goldsmith Robert McQuilkin Everett StoreyEDITORIAL assistantsWells D. Burnette Ruby Howell James SnyderEulah Detweiier Julian A. Kiser Edward S. SternGeorge Pelsenthal George Schu.stek Elinor TaylorZenia Goldberg Mary W’alterRobert AlbrechtJames BernardHenry CubbonDon Elliott BUSINESS ASSISTANTSA1 Frankel Harold B. SiegelDon J^attersonAllan RosenbaumMax Schiff Edwin SibleyDiek SmithRoy WarshawskyNight Editor: Wells D. Burnettefliday, May 3, 1935THE PROBERSQuietly and rather unobstrusively the greatprobe is on. Five good men and true have beenappointed to find out about the communismwhich is supposed to run rampant on campus.just how they will go about the near problem offinding something in nothing is bothering manypeople. Will they interview students at random,attend classes, or what? Perhaps they will holdan open hearing with Uncle Charlie, the protectorof American liberty, versus President Hutchins,the arch communist,ff they do, we foresee a vigorous protest fromBlackfriars whoi would be, and righteously angryat this trespass on their traditional custom of pro¬viding the spring comedy on campus. Perhapswe might create a new scholarship fund by charg¬ing admission to the hearings.Obviously, as President Hutchins has said, theUnivezsity has nothing to fear from an impartialinves'agation. We know that we are not under¬mining the morals of the young men and womenwho attend the University. But when one of theinvestigators firmly believes that there is a seriousmenace on campus even before he arrives, we arenot assured that the probe will be strictly un¬biased. If the telescopic eyes of Senator Bakerof Monroe Center can see red all th'e way fromSpringfield, he may be dazzled by his own opti¬cal illusions when he arrives on the scene.But these are only idle conjectures. Only theinvestigation can throw light on our wonderings.—H. P. H. ^UP TO THE FRATERNITIESAfter sevens} weeks, the University has shownits hand on the pToposed change in deferred rush¬ing for fraternitiet.' The answer comes in theform of a questionnaire sent to all houses, treat¬ing the controvf^]^ joints that have been raised.Evidently the Administration is willing to coop¬erate, to believe that there may be some moreequitable plan of rqshing than is in effect now.And since the Administration feels this way, itbehooves the frateipities to aid them in theirstudy. i :;If fraternity rrien feel that the present plan ofdeferred rushing it harmful, and their overwhelm- [ing vote against. It several weeks ago seems to in- jdicate this, they should present all the availabledata to give thff yhiversity. Unfortunately not jall of the materiakcan be objective; certain points jmust be considered in other ways. | For example, the questionnaire asks if the rush-1ing period extending over sixteen weeks has ma-1terially affected the studies of the men taking part Iin rushing and requires a specific answer. This jpoint is undoubtedly one of the most important icounts against the deferred system. But it israther difficult to show the unnecessary time thatwas taken away from studies by rushing, the low¬er marks received by the men because of it. Suchthings do not lend themselves to objective study. .It is our suggestion that fraternities explain 'such points which they cannot answer specifically, ■make their report just as exhaustive as possible. Today on theQuadranglesMusicPhonograph concert. Social Sci¬ence 122 at 12.Lectures“Education as a Science,” Profes¬sor F, N. Freeman. Harper Mil at3:30,“The New Deal and CommodityPrices,” Associate professor S. H,Nerlove. Fullerton hall, the Art in-Only in this way can the University understand : stitute at 6:45.the feeling of the fraternity man. _ , Meetings, . , , - , rreshman Woman’s council. Alum-It is to the advantage of every house to meet ^oom of Ida Noyes hall at 12.this offer of the University and to send in a full Federation of University Women,report in the immediate future. The rushing sys-1 Student lounge of Ida Noyes hall attern must be set this year.—H. P. H. w. A. A. student cozy. Student ^— lounge of Ida Noyes hall at 3:30. ,^ Anti-War continuations commit-!tee. Social Science 302 at 3:30. |Progressive union. Formation ofcommittees. Social Science 122 at I3:30. 1Scandinavian club. Alumnae roomof Ida Noyes hall at 4.Aehoth, Second floor of Ida Noyeshall. 8 to 1.Billings hospital benefit. Theaterof Ida Noyes hall at 8, Woodfjwn Cifeteira1165 East 63rd StreetSECOND FLOOR“You can have an extra dateeach week with the money yousave eating the Woodlawn way.” Sun. & Mon.-—Sally fillers, Lee Tracy& Jimmy Durante in “CABNIVAL”The Travelling BazaarBy SAM HAIRTHE FABLE OF THE CONSCIENTIOUS SCHOLARWITH GOOD INTENTIONSOnce upon a time, back in the days when theNew Plan was at its Height and had all theTrimming.s, a Conscientious Scholar with GoodIntention* received, one July morning, a Letterfrom the Office of the Registrar informing himthat he was the recipient of grades C in Physi¬cal Sciences, C in English, snd C in Geography,which completed his Two Years’ Work in the Col¬lege and gave him a College Certificate. TheConscientious Scholar was very glad, for he wasnow eligible to become a Divisional Student.The Next September he approached a Frater¬nity Brother who was one of the Few RemainingOld Plan Students, and who was habitually ex¬uding Fairly .Good Advice to his lower classBrothers in the Bond who might desire Edifica¬tion on their Prospective Schedules.“I had planned,” began the Conscientious Stu¬dent, “to enter the Humanities Division and takesome, Histroy. History intrigues me very much,you know....”“Humanities!” returned the Fraternity Broth¬er, “don’t be silly. Now look. You go into theSocial Science Division. It’s a cinch. Take those201 courses and the divisional exam in May. Youcan take a couple of your History courses alongwith them. You’ll be a cinch. Lectures only sixweeks, then you don’t do anything, see?”“Oh,” said the Conscientious Scholar, “that’s.that Reading Period isn’t it?”“Sure, What do you want to go into Human¬ities for anyway?”* » ♦The Conscientious Scholar was now happy in¬deed that he had been Set on the Right Track,and the next two quarters saw him Going OutFor .\etivities and Doing Some Studying. TheReading Periods in each quarter were the bestpart of all because then he could Sleep Late.“I must study,” said the Con.scientious Scholar,and he set out to Really Settle Down Get on theBooks. But Spring Quarter Avas very lovely thatyear and before he knew it, it was One Weekbefore Exam Time.“But why do I not seem to know anythingabout these courses I took the last two quarters?”said the Conscientious Scholar to himself. “I amtrying very hard to review but perhaps it is toolate. I will try.”Examination Time came and w'ent; and onemorning early in June the Conscientious Scholarreceived a letter from the Office of the RegistrarinfoxTuing him that he was the recipient of thegrade F in the Social Science Divisional Exam¬ination.“I am afraid I wasted too much tinoe,” saidthe Conscientious Scholar, very Sad at Heart. “Itmust be that I have no pow'ers of concentrationor ability to apply myself consistently. I willtake it again in August.” QUALITY — VARIETY -— ENVIRONMENTTRY OUR DELICIOUS HOME COOKINGESPECIALLY PIESLUNCHEON 35cDINNER 50cSTALLMAN’S TEA ROOM1369 East 57th StreetBREAKFAST SERVED FROM 7-11MORAL: Time Flies,the Grades. Spare the Rod and SpoilHERE AND THEREThis lovely spring Everyone is strickenwith either spring fever or a cold in the head....Marion Oliver has the gout, rheumatism, andGerman measles Leslie Wilson had Germanmeasles.... The time has come, the walrus said,to talk of many things... .of ships and shoes andsealing wax of cabbages and kings< TheTravelling Bazaar is the ultimate in intellectualendeavor and if you don’t believe it try writ¬ing it...,This chain letter is a sure way to getrich quick you can’t miss it’s not like theIrish Sweepstakes none of this stuff about300,000 to 1 odds against you....this m a surething..sure Some scoundrel stole all thepink lemonade dust from the Women’s Federationconcession at the Fandango who would wantpink lemonade du.st anyway? MacLean hasdiscontinued his lectux'ing.. . .he will work on histhesis Carson fainted Saturday night overat the Fandango.... Rita Cusack .shouted at BUIBeverly and told him to hurry run quick and get.some water quick replied Beverly, “Youthirsty?”...,* • * *The Item headed “Employment” in the Thurs¬day, May 2, Travelling Bazaar is to be discount- ^ed as a result of misinformation,—-Sam Hair. Where to WorshipUNIVERSITY CHURCH OFDISCIPLES OF CHRIST5655 University AvenueDr, Edward Scribner Ames* MinisterSUNDAY. MAY 5, 193510:30 A. M.—Communion Service.I I :00 A. M.—Music Service: “The City.”12:20 P. M.—Forum.6:00 P, M.—\X'ranglers. Tea, Program ofsongs by Miss Mary Rodgers. St. Paul’s Church50th and DorchesterParish Office: 4945 DorchesterAvenueTel. Oakland 3185Rev. Donald W, Crawford, B* A.SUNDAY SERVICE:Holy Communion, 8:00 ASchool Service, M.9:30ChurchA, M.Morning Service, 11:00 A. M,Young Peopie*s Society, 6:30P* M.and now trusting forth with aBLACKFRIAR’S NUMBER^ THE PHOENIX WAXES FUNNY AS ...• HELL •featuringTO THE VICTORS BELONG THE HEADACHESby Bob Oshins and Harry Kalvenco-authors of “In Brains We Trust”PITHACANTHROPUS BLACKFRIARIANTHUSby Bob Kesnera new Phoenix findUTTLE WIDOW IN YELLOWby Don Morristhe funniest thing that hit this campus sinceHyman went on a spreeSILLY SYMPHONIEby Norm Panama and Hal Blockenough saidDON’T FORGETIT’S OUT WEDNESDAY15 COPPERSDAILY MAROON SPORTSFRIDAY, MAY 3, 1935 ‘ Page ThreeRESERVE NET TEAMWINS; VARSITY PLAYSMICHIGAN, GOPHERSDropping only two matches out ofnine played, the Maroon secondteam concluded their two-day tennismatch with George .Williams collegeyesterday in the field house. Thisafternoon, at 2:30 the regulars willmeet a strong Michigan team on thevarsity courts.Connor, Pasmore, Hamburger.Smith, and Factor won their singlesmatches, while only Smith and Hay-thorne were defeated in the doubles..\lthough playing indoors, the team'bowed a marked improvement overits matches at the first of the sea- Kyle Anderson ShiftsLineup for MichiganNormal Game TodayBickel ReturnsIn the match this afternoon Mich¬igan will probably be represented bySiegel, -Anderson, Sherwood, andKahn. Weiss will play No. 1 forthe Maroons with Mertz, Burgess,and Patterson competing in theorder named. Doubles for Chicagowill be featured by Bickel’s returnto the team. Convalescent since thefirst of the season, the star doublesplayer should play an important partin the winning of a Maroon victory.Chicago w’ill meet Minnesota here•Monday. The Gophers have what isconsidered to be the strongest netsquad in the Big Ten, possessing anationally known star in WilliamShommer of Milwaukee. Shommershould meet some oppo.sition fromWeiss, however, and the match willhe close all around. The baseball game this afternoonagainst Michigan Normal will prob¬ably see a couple of experimentalchanges in the starting lineup, ac¬cording to Coach J. Kyle Anderson,coach. It is probable, however, thatthe regular outfit will face the In¬diana team tomorrow when it in¬vades the local diamond.Mike Bernard will play in rightfield this afternoon, batting in sixthposition. Frank Vane will get hischance to start at shortstop and isto hit in fifth place. These men aremajor contenders for positions asthe extra fielders on the squad.Bill Granert will start on themound against Michigan Normal.This is Granert’s first opportunity toshow his abilities as a starting pitch¬er. Elmer Nessler, who will prob¬ably get in the game as an outfield¬er, is also known as a relief pitch¬er and a first baseman of some abil¬ity.The Indiana game is the thirdconference contest of the season, theteam having split a double headerwith Purdue last week. Either Lairdor Yedor is likely to pitch. TRACISTERS FACEPURRUE IN OPENINGCONFERENCE MEET Sport FlashesBy TOM BARTON FENCERS COMPETEIN ILLINOIS LEAGUEMAGGLERS DEFEATBURTON COURT NINEPlay Semi-Finals ofPing Pong TourneyThe Reynolds club spring quartertable tennis tournament enters the'omi-final play-offs today and thefinal will be played a week fromtoday.With McNeill eliminated, OscarEntin has rapidly come forward inthe running. It is expected that hewill have little difficulty defeatingJulius Rudolph for the place in thesemi-finals, and then he hopes to winout in his bracket over Nate Glick-nian, who must first play Don Rawl¬ings for his place. Matt Kebak hasalready defeated Louis Bernat in theother bracket, and he will probablymeet Russell Baird who hopes toeliminate Steven Scace today. Burton Court fell before the con¬sistent hitting and pitching of theMagglers, yester(|ay, to the scoreof 9-0, in the only Intramural play¬ground ball game.In a drizzling rain Friedman ofthe Magglers connected with apitched ball and drove it overhis opponents’ heads for a homerun in the first inning, start¬ing the rout. The only other extra¬base blows were doubles by Harrisfor the winning team, and by Herb-olsheimer for Burton Court. Thelatter hit was one of the two safe¬ties made by the losers. The Chicago track team opens itsoutdoor conference schedule againstPurdue tomorrow on Stagg field at2. But a rather devastating sick listhas considerably dimmed Coach Mer-riam’s hopes of victory over the pow¬erful Boilermaker squad. Ed Krausewill be out of the sprints with a badleg, and Ed Rapp, Chicago’s crackone miler, is down with pleurisy. BobMilow, who placed fourth in the all¬conference indoor two mile run lastyear, also will probably not startSaturday either.Forfeiture of the mile and the 2mile necessitates dropping 9 pointsto Purdue right off. The featurerace, however, will be the high hur¬dle event. John Beal will be pittedagainst Sandback, Purdue captainand conference champions in this run.Sandback will also run in the lowhurdle event against Bart Smith,Maroon co-cantain. Minnesota seems to think theyhave solved a vital problem. TheBoard of Regents of the universityhave placed a ban on liquor withinthe stadium next fall. The Board,stating that drinking at Minnesotahas increased considerably over theperiod of a year, call the liquor prob¬lem a “national menace.” It may bea menace—but at any games onStagg field over a period of six orseven years, we have failed to noteany excessive imbibing which wouldconstitute a menace to anything. Sowith nothing else to write about, wepass the above on to you.Can Block Repeat?Hal Block, co-captain with Bart,will run in the 100 yard dash, andagain in the 220. A repetition ofhis sensational performance last Sat¬urday in this event against NorthCentral “would only be a greatthing,” as the captain himself putit yesterday. He ran the 220 in:22.2 at Naperville, defeating JohnDieber, crack dash star there.Jay Berwanger will again com¬pete in the shot put, javelin, and thediscus throw. He won all three ofthese events against North Central.Stuart Abel and John Ballenger areentered in the pole vault. Beal andDrip Master.son will go in the highjump, and with Bill Beverly andQuintin Johnstone are to compete inthe broad jump.It is probable that Johnstone,Dystrup, Lindenberg, and Archiplaywill be entered in the relay. And while we are speaking ofMinnesota, Stan Kostka their batter¬ing ram fullback, was a candidate formayor of his home town in the lastelection. He dropped out of the run¬ning because he had an examinationon the same day as the election. Ifyou name it you can have it.One of the most progressive stepstaken by the athletic departmentthis year has been the granting ofstudents the right to play on theUniversity courts without charge.HOLD MIXED DOUBLESTENNIS TOURNAMENTRegistration is now open for anew mixed doubles tennis tourna¬ment, Walter Hebert, faculty man¬ager of Intramural athletics an¬nounced yesterday. Conducted un¬der the combined auspices of theMen’s and Women’s departments ofPhysical Education, play in the tour¬ney will open next week. Entriesmay be turned in either to the In¬tramural office in Bartlett, or toMargaret Burns, assistant professorof Physical Culture at Ida Noyeshall, "rhe winners will be awardedmedals. Last year and in previous years, stu¬dents were subject to the usualcharges. This year ON PRESENTA¬TION OF THEIR TUITION RE¬CEIPTS at the courts, students willbe granted free playing privileges.The improvement of Ed Boehm,newly elected golf captain, over hisgolfing form of last season is re¬markable. Ed, who was a mediocrelinks artist last season, knocked outa nice 76 for himself last week—and in competition that is good scor¬ing. Boehm’s best scores last springwere in the low eighties. Incidental¬ly, the utilization of a real profes¬sional as golfing coach has resultedin a marked improvement both inplaying ability and a team feelingamong the golfers. TCURNEYTOMORROWUniversity varsity fencers returnto competition in a body tomorrowevening at 7:30, with the opening ofthe Illinois Fencing league annualsenior tournament in Bartlett gym¬nasium.Campbell Wilson, Maroon captain-elect for next year, who recentlyfenced in the national AmateurFencing League championships atNew York, will defend his 1. F. L.foils championship against the bestfencers in the state, including Os¬car Barab, last year runner-up, andSiebert, former Big Ten champion.And we saw Roy Henshaw, ex- iMaroon pitching ace, out watching |the current edition of the Maroon |nine the other day. Roy is one of jthe regular Cub hurlers this year and jlooks like a cinch to remain in the Ibig time. Left-handed moundsmen |are scarce in the major leagues. iHenshaw shut out the Pirates 'Tues¬day, the Cubs winning 3 to 0. j TIME CHANGESMANY THINGSEat Well at Low PricesBirch Restaurant876 E. 63rd Street4- Special Plate Luncheons Yet for mor*than half a cen¬tury WALNUThas not variedone iota in itsability to givecomplete satis¬faction. If yousmoke a pipe,you are sure toenjoy the flavorand aroma ofthis f a m 0 u ablend.Your DealerHas HIwith Coffee 25c ^ JOHN MIDDLETON SWALNUT BLENDFRENCH SCHOOLSUMMERResidential Summer School(co-educational) June 27—AuKust 1. Only F>ench spoken.Fee $150. Board and Tuition.Klementary, Intermediate, Ad¬vanced. Write for circular toSecretary, Residential FVenchSummer School.McGILL UNIVERSITYMONTREAL, CANADA Chicago’s Finest CafeUTTLE TED’SGARDENWALT REED& His Orchestra3 NiehtlyFloor Showa ^‘ For ReservationaPhoneHyde Park 10333No G>ver Charge8 Course Dinner 50 & 65Noon Day Luncheon 35‘Next Door to Ted’s Beauty Shop” STEAK&CHOPHOUSE tenderSTEAKS Gr 0) OjuicyCHOPS• still rate high with stu¬dents who know. noo >O QlisOQ (D5475LAKE PARK AVE.Dor. 0004 TheyVe Different5236 Blackstone Ave.MINER-DUNN, Inc.Famous forHAMBURGERS. CHILI AND PIESShops—1932 East 79th Street5236 Blackstone Ave.SYMPHONY CONCERT a Ttf ■' -4Presented byUniversity of Chicago Symphony OrchestraCARL BRICKEN, ConductorTONIGHT at 8:15Prelude to Hansel und Gretel. . .HumperdinckC Minor Symphony No. 40 Mozart Five Songs Ernst BaconPrelude to “Die Meistersinger” WagnerTICKETS 50c & 25cNOW ON SALE AT MANDEL HALL BOX OFFICEPage Four \THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. MAY 3, 1935CELEBRITY NIGHTBy HARKER STANTONFINDWe dropped into the Drake lastweek to see Jack Couch, w'ho runsthe Gold Coast room, and found himpretty exultant about his new find,the prirl who sinj^s with the GoldCoasters. “Don’t say anything abouther yet," he asked. "Wait till peo¬ple begin talking about her. Wearen’t rercly to give her the public¬ity yet. so don’t say anything.”The gal’s name is Mary Martinand besides having the voice, she hasthe looks, including the biggest pair ;of eyes we could find after a com¬petent inspection of all the singing ;ladies about town. She dropped into ithe Drake a few weeks ago, triedout in the afternoon, and sang thesame night. She comes from asmall town and her previous singingexperience consists only in A Capel- ^la Choir. However, the reason shehappens to be in town is because shewon a scholarship contest and isstudying at the American Conserva¬tory of Music. Her favorite tune is“Solitude,” but she sings “Hands iAcross the Table” on her broadcasts. ;Despite the fact that this is her first:professional engagement, she hasn’tany stage fright.... though she has |had ladder fright. This comes to all |people who have to climb small lad- ,ders to make their first radio broad¬cast. ISCHOOL FOR BOYS IDespite the fact that she is lovely 'and feminine, her first adventure ineducation was made at a school for 'boys. Silver Bay in the Adirondacks.Her father was head master or somesuch thing on the faculty, and Mary’s 'education has ever since dependedupon her father’s advances into thevarious scholastic fields. When he ■became a dean at Wittenberg, shestarted there. W’hen he becamepresident of Midland, she transferred to that school. Finally, however shebecame pretty tired of followingwhere Father went.... so she trans¬ferred to the American Conserva¬tory. He doesn’t know anythingabout teaching music, so she’s fairlysafe. ! ago and down to the dressing room,i All ten of the Virginia O’Briens, withI lips specially prepared for the prey,! surprised Mr. Snyder and plantedi the rosy imprints in all availablefacial spots. Orville Stam told usthat Snyder is such a swell guy to: the girls that they treat him like afather and continually think up' pranks to prank on him.PALMER HOUSE I.H. OFFERS ALL-FRENCH CINEMASFOR MAY SCHEDULEBy the way, we forgot to mentionwhere she w’as born, a seemingly es¬sential feature to any biography.She W’as born in Des Moines, but shemoved away as soon as she was oldenough.VERSATILITYMost of the celebrities we’ve methave been quite versatile. If that’san essential feature of being a ce¬lebrity, she should be all right. Be¬sides singing, she paints, dances, islearning how’ to fly a plane, and eatsspaghetti for breakfast. We had tomention the last because she livesright around the corner from us. Wealways try to say nice things aboutpeople who live right around thecorner from us. We have been reading a good dealin the papers about Raphael’s firstcafe appearance. If so, what was hedoing at the Chez Marianne someweeks ago in New York.Freddy Martin opened at the Em¬pire Room on Holy Thursday. Forthe three days of Holy Thursday,Good Friday and Easter Saturday hebroke all records set by Richard Coleor Ted Weems for three consecutivedays.NATURAL ENTERTAINERSThis may or may not appeal toyou country yokels, but it appealedto us. .. .quite as much as some ofthe shows we’ve seen about town.There’s a fountain in the lobby ofthe Drake. In the fountain are lit¬tle ducklings. They .stay up till allhours of the night, floating aboutand amusing the patrons. The pa¬trons, kind souls, feed them lilies,which are probably very bad for lit¬tle ducks. We shall tell the HumaneSociety. Better see them before theygrow up. There was also a dog nam¬ed “Wobbles,” who was very affec¬tionate to the ducks. . . .but we can’tguarantee that you’ll meet him.PAPA MARKHAM, HOLLYWIN RICKETTS PRIZEFOR MEDICAL THESESMn Snyder, manager of the Ter¬race Carden doesn’t want us to runthis, so we’ll go right ahead. W,edropped into the Terrace some timeipwaiiiiiiwiiwDINE Floyd S. Markham and Sion W.Holley will share equally in theHoward Taylor Ricketts prize thisyear. Dr. Paul R. Cannon, chairmanof the committee to judge the win¬ner, has announced.Markham, who expects to receivehis Ph. D. degree in Hygiene andBacteriology this quarter, wrote on“Studies on the Submaxillary GlandVirus of the Guinea Pig.”The title of Holley’s paper was“Corneal Reactions of Normal andof Tuberculosis Guinea Pigs to Tu-berculo-Protein and Tuberculo-Phos-phatide.” He will complete his workfor the four year certificate in Med¬icine this summer, but intends tocontinue in the department of Path¬ology his studies for a Ph. D. degree.The prize was established in 1913in honor of Dr. Howard TaylorRicketts, a former member of thefaculty, who died in Mexico in 1910,a martyr to his own research ontyphus fever. Each year the winneris announced on May 3, the anniver¬sary of Dr. Rickett’s death. Thisyear the prize amounts to $186. .411 Fi’ench films will be featuredthis month in the Renaissance society—International house motion pictureschedule. The films are shown eachMonday and Tuesday at 4 and 8 atthe International house theater.“La Femme Ideale” will be theproduction shown next w’eek. Thepicture was taken from a novel byGeorges Boucart and concerns ayoung library employee who fallsfor and dreams about a beautifulwoman w’hom he has met imperson¬ally in a hotel.His life becomes a continual dreamof idealism and changes his entiremake-up. He descends from thisdream to the reality via a youngstenographer-secretary who loves himand “shows him the true road tohappiness and the true life” (quotefrom release review.)Present Tuneful ComedyOn May 13 and 14 will be shown“Pecheur D’Island,” with Englishsub-titles. Rene Claire’s lively, tune¬ful comedy of humble Parisian folkon Bastile day, “Le Quatorze Juil-let,” will appear the following week.An explanation of the Rene Clairetechnique will be given by the Frenchgroup at 3:30 each day of the show¬ing.“line Etoile Disparait,” a murdermystery, will conclude the series.This picture, a French Paramountproduction, has been playing at the5th Avenue Playhouse in New York.The “New York Times” on February9 commented on the film, “The pho¬tography and sound leave nothing tobe desired.” Reports state that theoutstanding value of the picture isin the production angle.PLEDGINGArrian announces the pledging ofCatherine Connor of Chicago.NOCOVER THE DANCE6158COTTAGEGROVE CAMPUSINN NO ■MINIMUM I THREE MONTHS'COURSEK>R COUIOI STUOINTS AMSA tkonmgK •••ttntim, t•tartifv Jmjumn 1. ApvUl, JtUf i. OMl*r JLhutruttmg BeokUt mmtfim, mttlmml—writt0rpk»mt.PHONE IDORCHESTER |4746 ■ moseriUSINESS COLLROtPAM MOtIt. Mt.tiilllilWMIiNIMIIIIIillllillllll^ and Ecamng. 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StarsMusic by Ray Parker and his OrchestraFor Reservations Call Midway 9308NO COVER OR MINIMUMIs this week-end a jM’oblem?Do you find yourself wondering justwhat to do with the girl friend? It wasthe Fandango last week and will be^theBlackfriar’s hit next week, but for thepresent your best bet is theBLACKHAWKwithKay Kyserwhere you can enjoy yourself withoutspending this month’s allowance at oneshot. Meet your friends at the Blackhawkfor a successful party.Saturday Ni^t Is Blackhiiar Nightwith a complete show of all your favoritestars.WABASH AT RANDOLPH