rHERd not quite soFriday partly102. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO,. THURSDAY, MAY 2, 1935 The **Other Side** ofthe Walgreen case.Editorial, Page 2Price Three Cents:S,5, andrmsthird of a seriesthe programs ofitical parties andlip to the collegeled by the Asso-te press.lY P. FLETCHERtublican NationalimitteeI and women of col-:hinjr the two prreatlance. The Repub-omes the compari-: Democratic partyings and under theDeal” is sailing out■cialistic experimen-5t two years it hasurns and short cutsission. As each onenother, ever moreitto seems to beire Paudace.”lonomy of the Wal-ind Tugwells (andesponsible for theirpprove their publiche would dismiss!a “New Deal” ver- ]tian philosophy,ins the good inten-eals of the Admin-r phrases, such as ■ant life,” appeal toB country who areEmerson’s advicek'agons to the stars,iy world is of the ■The multiplicationrepealed or disre-inot cure economicind the dislocationsly squandering theny. The economicsradical and absurdnes, is tragic in theling unemployment iig load of public re- ;our economic sys-not seriously chal-,country was rockedlomic crisis in 1929, ioffered to corporate 'lorate management, |ge gamblers and jlody politic, vast op-'chicanery, criminalition. But it should ithat the great bulk [nen under this sys- ^ligh-minded citizens iing their living or 1so made this coun- jisperous. The Amer-stem should not be iise it was betrayed, jlevolution also had ;profiteers.al” calls itself pro-it progressive. It iss a difference. Pro-s progress in thata made, but radical- ;allowed by a back- je pendulum, so that ', reactionary. How-1admitted that radi- iittraction of adven-!he adventure which |the w'isp. The hasty |! “New Deal” are ^r into the swamp, jreturn to a stableit that there can beany kind of invest¬ring our federal ex-I to within a rea-!of our federal in-Ijople, through their |I, must keep control jrse strings. The bil- 'ebt and the interest 1now being piled up jf sociali.stic experi- jew Deal,” will have jle rising generation, ;I and incomes of to- \y alternative to thisorgy of inflation,e out the savings ofin this country,stop using federal* government up inletition with privatestop the definiterd State Socialismi purpose, if not thejast the rigid gov-jl and operation ofince, business and FINANCE EXPERTTALKS TODAY ONWORLD MEMSPolish Bank President IDiscusses Social iInsuranceOne of the most outstanding fi¬nance experts in Europe, HenrykGruber will speak this afternoon at4:30 in Harper Mil, on the subjectof “Some Aspects of the World Eco¬nomic Problems.” He will be intro¬duced by Chester Wright, professorof Economics, and the address isopen to the public.Dr. Gruber is president of thePolish Post Office Savings Bankwhich is one of the largest institu¬tions of its kind. He has been activein Polish governmental posts since1920, and has become well-known asa representative of Poland on num¬erous peace and regulation confer¬ences.Social InsuranceAfter the World war, Dr, Gruberwas commissioned to organize andlater to direct the establishment ofthe State Office for the Control So¬cial Insurance, He also acted aschairman of the committee whichnegotiated with Germany in connec¬tion with the transfer of part of Up¬per Silesia to Poland, As a delegateto the Geneva convention, he help¬ed to draft several important sec¬tions.He has since served on the com¬mittee that negotiated with Italyabout the revaluation of mutual ob¬ligations. In 1928, he was appoinedpresident of Post Office Bank. Be¬sides the savings department whichhandles over a million accounts, thebank performs ordinary bankingbusiness with a yearly commercialturnover of several billion dollars.English BooksDr, Gruber is the author of theEnglish publications of “Fire In.sur-ance in Poland,” and “Economic Ef¬fects of the Depreciation in MoneyValue on Life Insurance Business.”He has also written similar booksin Poli.sh.Besides his heavy duties in gov¬ernmental and economic posts, thisfamous financier is also active innumerous cultural societies in Po¬land. He is interested in theatricaldevelopment, and literary creative¬ness.Paris UniversityOffers Trip toJunior StudentA two weeks’ visit in France thissummer with the pa.ssage across andother expenses paid is being offeredby the Universite de Paris to onejunior man from the University.The invitation was issued throughM, Charletry, rector of the Sorbonnein Paris, and extended by the Frenchambassador to eleven universitiesand colleges in the United States.These institution? were selected asbeing the most instrumntal in furth¬ering the study of French in thiscountry.Any junior man who has someknowledge of the French languageis eligible for the trip. He need notnecessarily be registered in. theFrench department. All applicationsshould be made at once to Miss For-een in Cobb 203.The invitation includes free pas¬sage on the new French liner, theNormandie, and generous provisionfor the stay in France with head¬quarters at the United States houseof the Cite Universitaire.MATRICULATIONTOTALS 170,000Mrs. Gertrude Kober Griggens,who enrolled in the University col¬lege, became the 170,000th personto matriculate at the University sinceits founding in 1892.Mrs. Griggens, who lives at 1257Archer avenue, is taking the surveycourses required for a college cer¬tificate. The number of matricula¬tions yesterday had reached 170,-129. Lookout for MaskedFriar Today; Phantomto Leave MessagesThe Phantom Friar, a cowlledand masked figure, visits the campustoday in order to make momentaryand mysterious contacts with stu¬dents and spread the word of theascetic anchorites and cenobiteswhose solitary, monkish keen, “InBrains We Trust. .. .In Brains WeTrust,” rises and falls on the bakeddeserts of Egypt.The strange visitor will distributehis written message to a chosen fewwho, from that time on, are rankedwith the elect. A smaller, more se¬lect group of fortunate students willbe singled out for special awardsfrom the hands of the PhantomFriar, Precious slips of cardboardgranting entrance to untold splendorand age-old lore will be their due.Out of dark corners will he dart.Into them again he will disappear.Unaccustomed to the ways of men,he stands forth, a true monk, astaunch Friar—forboding yet friend¬ly and bringing opportunity withoutend.The elect to partake of the re¬wards of the Friar will be selectedby the guiding hand of Chance whowill be present to conduct a publictrial at the C bench on Wednesdayat noon. The secretly tendered mes¬sages of the Phantom will be collect¬ed in a vessel and from among themwill be drawn the names of the fav¬ored.BLACKFRIARS ISSUEOF PHOENIX APPEARSNEXT WEONESOAYFollowing the general theme andtone of last month’s issue, Phoenixwill appear oq campus next Wednes¬day as a follow up of the Scholasticmood combined with the new noteof a Blackfriar’s number. This an¬nouncement was made yesterday by ;Harry Morrison, editor. jRobert Oshins and Harry Kalven, jco-authors of this year’s Black-!friars, “In Brains We Trust,” are;contributing an article in which they |disclose their reasons for disagree- jing with James Weber Linn who Is ithe originator of the title used in ithis year’s show. In the strain ofthe follow-up idea, a number on the !Growth of the class of 1933 will alsoappear. “Little Widow in Yellow”and “Educational Aspects of Sur¬vival Morphisms” which portrays thelife of Donald Morris since the ten¬der age of four, are Donald Mor¬ris’ contribution to this issue. Har- {old Block and Norman Panama iwrite another funny questionnairedealings with the history, actors, andstories of Blackfriars.Gertie the Go-Getter, The Ai’mChair Clinic, Wax and Wave, andthe Ink Pot Pourri will make theirusual appearance with a new collec- ition of jokes and gags. Copies will!be sold by clubwomen and may bepurchased for fifteen cents a copy.Brumbaugh, WorksReassert Need forAcademic FreedomThe un-radical character of theUniversity and the right and needfor freedom in centers of learningwere reasserted yesterday by GeorgeA. Works, dean of Students andUniversity Examiner, and Aaron J.Brumbaugh, dean of Students in theCollege.Speaking before a noon day meet¬ing of the Hyde Park Kiwanis clubat the Windemere hotel and guestsfrom the 55th street Business Men’sassociation and Lion’s club, the twomen stood for equal freedom forfaculty and students. They pointedout that students may organize andmeet as they choose so long as theyconform to the general Universityregulations in such matters whichapply as well to dances and socialevents.With the' feeling that suppressionto a large extent makes radicals.Dean Brumbaugh pointed out thatvery few institutions provide as |much freedom as does the Univer-'sity. CARLSTROM SEES Appoint R. V. Graham Head ofSenate Committee to ProbeRadical Activities at UniversityFUTURE FOR MENIN STUDY OF LAWPresent Gift to Hintonin Appreciation ofHis WorkSponsored by officers of the Barassociation and attended by morethan three hundred people, the an¬ Bricken Appoints 11Men as Ushers forUniversity Symphony Investigators Hold FirstHearing on CampusNext WeekThe investigation of alleged com¬munistic activities in tax exempt col-nual Law school banquet was heldlast night at 7 at Internationalhouse. The affair was, by far, thelargest and most successful of itskind that has ever been given onthe campus.Oscar Carlstrom, former attorney-general of Illinois and candidatefor governor, was the principalspeaker of the evening. He ex¬pressed vehemently his belief in theopportunities of law students in thefuture and also declared his firmconviction in “Americanism.” HarryA. Bigelow, dean of the Law school,gave the address of welcome to thealumni. The danger of the vastforces at work endeavoring to de¬stroy all the capital and toil that hasbeen expended for law education,was emphasized by Willard King.Present GiftAt the conclusion of the speechesEdward Wilcox Hinton, James Par¬ker Hall professor of Law, was pre¬sented with a gift by the law stu¬dents, represented by WilliamSchroeder, in appreciation of hiscontinued work in, spite of his re¬cent convalescence.The addresses of the evening wereopened by Edwin Davis, president ofthe University Bar association, whoexpressed his gratitude for the greatinterest shown in the program. DonRogers, senior in the Law school, wasan extremely clever and witty toast¬master end held the audience in ahilarious mood by taking advantageof the opportunities he had of put¬ting the faculty members in an em¬barrassing light.Last but, by no means, least wasthe play “The Teacher’s Impeach-ers” or “Foiling the Mortgage,” asatire on the various members ofthe Law school faculty and “UncleCharlie.” The comedy sketch waswritten and played by members ofthe school.Miller Talks atRadio AdvisoryCouncil Assembly“Techniques of Presenting Dia¬logue” will be the subject of a talkby Allen Miller, director of radio atthe University, which will be givenbefore the Sixth Annual Institutefor Education by Radio and theFifth Annual Assembly of the Na¬tional Advisory Council on Radio inEducation next week, at Ohio Stateuniversity.Miller has been active in promot¬ing national educational broadcast¬ing by representing the Universityat national meetings and Congres¬sional investigations during the pastyear. The University has been out¬standing for the number of educa¬tional radio programs presentedregularly both locally and national¬ly-Among the speakers at the con¬ference will be William Hard, radiocommentator, Robert A. Millikan,president of the National Advisorycouncil and former University pro¬fessor, and the presidents of a num¬ber of universities.CLUBWOMEN INSPECTMEDICAL RESEARCHTwo groups, representing wom¬en’s clubs of the city, visited theUniversity last week and the weekbefore to inspect the use of animalsin medical research and teaching.These visits were requestd by theorganizations as a means of educat¬ing them to cope intelligently withpropaganda against animal experi¬mentation.Dr. Anton J. Carlson, chairmanof the Physiology department. Dr.Arno B. Luckhardt, and Dr. Fred L.Adair spoke to the groups. In addi¬tion the groups were shown a filmrecently made by a surgeon’s college“That Man May Live.” Eleven men were appointed yes-!terday by Carl Bricken, associate |professor of music, to be ushers at Ithe spring quarter concert of the;University symphony orchestra on IFriday evening in Mandel hall at!8:15. It was also announced that!there would be no head usher for'this concert. jThose chosen to be ushers are:!William Watson, Sidney Hyman,Waldemar Solf, Charles Tyroler, jHuntington Harris, Knox Hill,Charles Greenleaf, Richard Zach-arias, Stanley Hayes Jr., Tom Riley,and Tom Bevan.The program, which includes the |prelude to “Hansel und Gretel” by jHumperdinck, the G Minor Sym-phony, No. 40 by Mozart, and theprelude to “Die Meistersinger” byWagner, is declared by professorBricken to be “the best program wehave ever presented. Besides these ithree great masterpieces, we are in- jdeed fortunate to be able to present'Winfred Stracke in a group of songsby Ernst Bacon. iENGRAVING OFFICIALPRAISES MAKEUP OF1935 CAP AND GOWNI“The Cap and Gown is one of the |finest university annuals being pro¬duced in the country this Spring,” ;according to Duane P. Salisbury, |vice-president of the Service En-1graving company of Detroit, engrav- jers of several leading college year- ibooks.In his statement to The Daily'Maroon, Mr. Salisbury was enthusi-:astic about the contents of the Capand Gown. “This year’s book sets anew high standard of Cap and Gown ,tradition. I have never before seen !such an effective combination of:new and brilliant ideas. The art:work is outstanding, the editorial icontent is interesting, and the pho-1tographs are remarkably good,” said |Mr. Salisbury.This year’s Cap and Gown, one,of the best to be put forth, closelyresembles the University of Mich¬igan’s Michigensian of 1934 whichwas judged to be the finest college ^annual in the country. The newly-1designed book adopts a novel inno- jvation in cover make-up, one thathas never before appeared in a col¬lege yearbook. . |Advance sales will continue until |June, at which time the book will |be released, but after May 15, the iprice will be raised to $3.00. Stu-,dents are advised to subscribe for ithe book in advance, since it is ■doubtful that any copies will beavailable after the publication date, fWilson Leaves for |International LibraryConference in Madrid IiLouis R. Wilson, dean of the |Graduate library school, will leave jcampus next Thursday to partici¬pate in the Madrid conference forlibraries. He will arrive in Madridin time for the opening session ofthe Second International Congressof Libraries and Bibliography to beheld May 20 to 29.Besides acting in the capacity ofrapporteur for the session on profes¬sional training. Dean Wilson willsubmit a paper on “The LibrarySchools in the United States” whichhe has written. He will also reada paper written by Douglas Waples,professor of educational methods,on “Some Comparative Notes onEuropean Collection of ForeignPublications in Social Science.”The University will also be repre¬sented by William Randall, professorof Library science, who is now trav¬eling in Europe. leges got under way yesterday withthe appointment of Richey V. Gra¬ham (Dem., Chicago) by LieutenantGovernor Thomas S. Donovan tohead a committee composed of fivestate senators. The University isslated to be the site of the firsthearing, probably held late nextweek.Other senators appointed to theprobe committee are John W. Frib-ley (Dem., Pana), W. H. Hickman,(Dem., Paris), James J. Barbour(Rep., Evanston), and Charles W.Baker( Rep., Monroe Center), whois the author of the resolution de¬manding the investigation. The com¬mittee will meet next Tuesday toconsider the organization and theplan of its inquiry.First Hearing at UniversitySelection of the University for thefirst hearing was precipitated byCharles R. Walgreen’s withdrawalof his niece from classes on chargesthat communism was taught here.Mr. Walgreen will be the first totestify before the committee whichhas been granted the power of sub¬poena. The inquiry will be used indrafting corrective measures forsubmission to the current session ofthe state legislature.After the appointments had beenannounced Mr. Baker stated that thecommittee would go the limit in itsefforts to expose the subversive in¬fluences undermining student beliefin our present form of government.He also added that in case theinvestigation lasted until after theadjournment of the present legisla¬tive assembly, he would request theextension of the life of the commit¬tee. According to Baker consider¬able material had already been vol¬unteered for the use of the commit¬tee.Found New Clubfor Promotionof World PeaceThe organization of a new club de¬voted to the promotion of worldpeace was announced yesterday.Called the University of ChicagoPeace Action club, it will hold itsfirst meeting this afternoon at 3:30in Classics 11. The first meeting willbe devoted to making plans for or¬ganization.A'successor to one faction of theCosmos club, the organization hasbeen founded for the purpose of car¬rying on peace action on the cam¬pus. It intends to spread informa¬tion in favor of the League of Na¬tion, disarmament, removal of theR. 0. T. C. unit, international good¬will, and general measures tendingtoward universal peace.The group states in its platformthat “it is definitely opposed to allforms of war, including class war,that it has no political affiliations.Membership in the organization isopen to all students interested in thecause of peace.WISCONSIN STUDENTSSET UP YEAST PLANTA completely modern yeast plant,set up for the production of yeastby a commercial process, is part ofthe equipment of two graduates inbacteriology and chemistry, at theUniversity of Wisconsin.Their experiment is being doneunder a commercial grant, knownas an industrial fellowship.The grant is given to the univer¬sity by the Red Star Yeast com¬pany of Milwaukee, along with theloan of large special machinery forthe study of a specific problem, thephysiology of yeast. Aside from spe-cifsdng the problem, the companyhas no control over the money whichis administered as part of the uni¬versity funds.Page Two THE DAILY MAR00^4. THURSDAY. MAY 2. 1935Satlg iKarnntiFOUNDED IN 1901f\5sociati>d gbUegiate 'jjrwis^'934 (EoDS^BiOfSl '925^HAIXSOM MISCCMSWThe Daily Manx'n is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicajro, published mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarter by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University Avenue.Editorial office: Lexington hall. Room 15. Telephones: Local46 and HYDe Park 9221. Business office: Lexington hall,Roon* 15.A. Telephone: HYDe Park 9222.Subscription races: $2.60copies: three cents. a year; $4.00 by mail. Single that the ultimate good desired is better reached byfree trade in ideas—that the best test of truth is the jpower of the thought to get itself accepted in the com¬petition of the market, and that truth is the only jground upon which their wishes safely Can be carried |out. That, at any rate, is the theory of our Constitu-1tion. It is an experiment, as all life is an experiment. IEvery year, if not every day, we have to wager our |sah'ation upon some prophecy based upon imperfect Iknowledge. While the experiment is part of our sys-:teni, I think that w’e should be eternally vigilant against Today on theQuadranglesSci-Tbe University jf Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any con¬tract entered into by The Daily Maroon. All opinions in TheDaily Maroon are student opinions, and are not necessarily theviews of the University administration.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago. Illinois, under the act of March 8. 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publica¬tion of any material appearing in this paper. The Daily Maroonwill not be responsible for returning any unsolicited manuscripts.Public letters should be addressed to the Editor, The DailyMaroon, Lexington hall. University of Chicago. Liters shouldbe limited to 200 words in length, and should bear the author’ssignature and address, which will be witl Seld if requested.Anonymous letters will be disregarded.BOARD OF CONTROLHOWARD P. HUDSON, Editor-in-CniefWILLIAM S. O’DONNELL, Business ManagerCHARLES W. HOERR, Managing EditorHOWARD M. RICH, News EditorWILLIAM H. BERGMAN, Advertising ManagerDAVHD H. KUTNER, News EditorEUITOKIAL ASSOCIATESHenry F. Kelley Janet Lewy Jeanne StolteRaymrnd Lahr Ralph W. Nicholson William W. WatsonBUSINESS ASSOCIATESZalmon Goldsmith Robert McQuilkin Everett StoreyEDITORIAL assistantsWells D. Burnette Ruby Howell James SnyderEulah Detweiler Julian A. Kiser Eldward S. SternGeorge Pelsenthal George Schustek Elinor TaylorZenia Goldberg Mary WalterBUSINESS ASSISTANTSRobert Albrecht A1 Frankel Harold B. SiegelJames Bernard Don Patterson Edwin SibleyHenry Cubbon Allan Rosenbaum Dick SmithDon Elliott Max Schiff Roy WarshawskyNight Editor: James SnyderThursday, May 2, 1935EDUCATION FOR CITIZENSHIPToday we present “the other side” of the Walgreencase as viewed by the Hyde Park Herald. Plausible atfirst reading, perhaps, scrutiny shows many inconsist¬encies. Observe the admission at the beginning thatthere may be reason for communists because of ourpresent chaotic condition, the failure to explain this,and the statements from Justice Holmes which ad¬vocate free speech for all.—ed.Regardless of the merits or the demerits of the speci¬fic charges made by Mr. Walgreen when he withdrewhis niece from the University of Chicago, we feel thathe is to be commended for living up to his ideals as anAmerican citizen. When one contemplates the tangledchaos of American thought—listens to congressmen,senators and governors, clergymen and leaders of com¬merce and industry, regardless of party affiliations,challenging the motives and the acts of the administra¬tion at Washington and hurling epithets, the wonderis not that there are so many communists, socialistsand half-baked what-nots in this country today, butthat there are so few. There has never been a periodin our history when it was more imperatively neces¬sary that Americans should watch their step and weightheir words. In no field is this need more obvious thanin the field of education.In a peculiar sense our educational institutions arethe guardians, the custodians, of our American idealsand American institutions. One of the outstandingmemories of the writer’s undergraduate days at theUniversity of Chicago is a chapel address of EdmundJames, then president of the University of Illinois, on“Education for Citizenship.” In that address he tracedthe history of our public school system and our stateinstitutions of higher learning, and laid down as theundeviating basic obligation of any and all institutionssupported and aided by American taxes that they mustcherish, guard, and inculcate American ideals and en¬hance the quality of American citizenship—being rath¬er than becoming.We fully recognize the value of a comparative studyof political and economic systems in our colleges, but,particularly with our undergraduate students, discre¬tion should govern the selection of teachers for suchclasses. To illustrate what we mean: We should begreatly surprised if at any one of our great Catholicinstitutions the study of comparative religions werenot offered to students; but w’e should be even moresurprised if at such an institution they selected, forinstance, a Presbyterian professor to do the teaching.And equally so in the selection of a teacher for a com¬parative study of the Soviet, the Nazi, or the Fascistsystems, particularly for undergraduate students, dis¬cretion would be the better part of valor. So far asve know, there is nothing immoral in dynamite, andyet it is generally conceded to be indiscreet to placeit in the hands of children.We are by no means advocating the suppression ofthought or of speech—we merely advocate discretion.We recall one of the illuminating opinions rendered bythe late Mr. Justice Holmes dealing with the problemof freedom of speech under the Constitution: “Whenmen have realized that time has upset many fightingfaiths they may come to believe, even more than theybelieve the very foundations of their own conduct. Music and ReligionPhonograph concert. Socialence 122 at 12 :30. |“Contemporary Idolatries.” Dean, , , . , . . , Charles W. Gilkey. Joseph Bond cha-attempts to check the expressions of opinions that we pgi 12loathe and believe to be fraught with death, unless theyso imminently threaten immediate interference withthe lawful and pressing purposes of the law that animmediate check is required to save the country.”In another opinion Mr. Holmes wrote: “If there isany principle of the Constitution which more impera-1 Problems.tively calls for attachment than any other, it is the ; President of the Polish Post Officeprinciple of free thought—not free thought for those I Savings bank. Harper Mil at 4:30.who agree w’ith, but freedom for the thought we hate.” j “Lafayette’s Symb,ol of Liberal-As Justice Holmes at yet another time said, “Life is a ^ ism.” Professor Louis R. Gottschalk.constant change and flow, certainty is an illusion, and | Social Science 122 at 7:30.Lectures'“Political Concepts in a ChangingWorld. Freedom.” Professor RichardMcKeon. Social Science 122 at 3:30.‘Some Aspects of World-Economicrepose is not the destiny of man. Life is also a strug¬gle and, after all, the place for a man who is completein his pow'ers is in the fight.”The Travelling BazaarBy SAM HAIR MeetingsS. Si. A. discussion. Studentlounge of Ida Noyes hall at 7 ;30.MiscellaneousItalian Club rehearsal. Wicker 1room of Ida Noyes hall at 7:30. |Social Science tea. Social Science202. 4 to 5.ThePROSPERITY—IS—JUST—AROUND-CORNER CLUB -THEHorners Corners, KansasHorners Corners, KansasHorners Corners, KansasHorners Corners, Kansa.sHorners Corners, KansasHorners Corners, KansasJohn Jones, Sr.John Jones, Jr.Mrs. John Jones, Sr.Mrs. John Jones. Jr,John Jones, 11.John Jones, III.My Very Dear Friend:We are all destitute. Have you got a dime?Send the first person on the above list a dime,in the name of all that stands for Goodness andCharity, and out of the kindness of your heartand the generosity of your Christian Soul,Send a dime. Put your name on the end of theabove list, if you feel like it, and then make sixcopies of this letter, if you get around to it,and then you can mail them to five people, if youw’ant to. But send that dime. You might get$1,478.63, in time. But you better send thatdime. Because you don’t want to break thischain do you? Send the dime. Because if yougo breaking this here chain heaven help you be¬cause you are Breaking your Trust, see? andheaven help anybody who goes around BreakingTrusts, see? So you better send that theredime. And what the hell’s a dam dime to you,anyway, you fat capitalist? Yes you better sid-down and hurry up and send that there tencents, see?, .. .Or Else. .. .(signed) The Mafia.BANQUETThe D. U, steward walked into a meat marketon 55th Street one morning last week. “We’rehaving a very special banquet,”said he, “and doyou have any real good pork?”“Oh, absolutely,” replied the butcher. “We havesome pork here that will make better chickensalad than any veal you ever saw.,..”m 9 mECONOMYRobert Emmett is a Kappa Sigma.In February he was driving a new Ford, butdriving a Ford, after all, in time becomes some¬what dull and uneventful, you know. So whenhe went downtown one afternoon and drove pasta show window where there were some greenautomobiles on display, which were all shiny andeverything, he decided to stop by and buy one.He found out three days later while he waswiping off the front of it that it had the nameStudebaker on it.But pigs is pigs and Studebakers is Studebak-ers and that peaxl-gray job looked pretty fine.Besides, here he’d gone and almost broken thisone in and it was no fun any more. So he look¬ed over this pearl-gray jo'b which he had seen onetime in a magazine, but finally changed his mindand drove one of these DeSoto monstrosities offthe floor, after the salesman said to him, “Well,I guess it’s a pretty good car. Sure, you can haveit if you want it.”But cars is cars and thrills is thrills and Em¬mett couldn’t get any of the latter, and thesemotorcycle hill-climbs look awfully intriguing. Sohe went down one day and came home with amotorcycle. Monday night it very nearly threwhim when he forgot about the clutch but he stuckwith it and it only smashed up one car and it be¬longed to some D. U. The Kappa Sigmas aretaking out an insurance policy on him.Tomorrow morning he will get a Rolls-Royce,drive it around the block, then see a picture ofan auto-gyro. Then this starts all over again...EMPLOYMENTAnybody want a job?Someone happened to say something to Mr.Wirth about a job and he said, “Want mine?You can have it.”Mr. Blumer doesn’t want his either. He saidso.Of course, they are only associate professor¬ships in the department of Sociology; but seethem about it. Letters tothe EditorFAILEDMay 1, 1935.Walgreen and one of his pet ad¬vertising sheets it appeared failedmiserably again with their littleI “Beverly” to find a scintillating bit ofevidence even below the surface ofhis imaginary “Red Stuff.” She nev¬er had a chance to get to first basein fact was called out on a “F'oul!”He (Charley) could not get awaywith some sleuthing methods usedin his stores on the commercializedslaves, who dare not whimper letalone squawk!The people in general know thereaj reason about this fake hubbub, jA large gob of free advertising and ;fortified in the bud by a little “Bak- 1erism” before the “Dud Explosion.” !If he was sincere about the “Red jScare,” he could have let “Lucille” jstay and used the proper methods— iU. S. secret service to ferret out 1any facts, but O no! that would not ibe a “wide spread” ad for his jstores. jAnd coming down to brass tacks,Charley knows the University and jother centers of teaching and men of Iall walks of life are not in accord 1with the chain store systems. Theircrushing and steamrollerized meth¬ods of snuffing out the commercial¬ized life of individual merchants,which they have done to hundredsof thousands have adversely affectedover 11,000,000 people in the U. S.A.By comparing their monopolisticprinciples and practices they havedone 1,000 times more harm thansome pusillanimous ideas of com¬munism. Most undoubtedly this no¬toriety we hope will have an anti¬thetical effect from what he (Char¬ley) hoped for.A Public Echo.DRY-COLD AIRFUR STORAGEOn Our Own PremisesAvailyourself ofour “FrigidAir-Cooled’’scientificmodernvaultsto assureutmostprotection.•MinimumchargeFur Coats$3.00Cloth Coats$2.00•RepairingandRemodelingat LovySummerRatesCHAS. 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A marvelous powderbase, too. Whatever other beautiflers you use, HelenaRubinstein says Pasteurized Face Cream is essential to properdaily beauty care. You'll believe her when you see thewonderful results of this unique preparation! 1.00, 2.00.For dry skin, use PASTEURIZED FACE CREAM SPECIAL 1.00, 2.50A Groat Store in a Great CityTHE FAIRSTATE. ADAMS and DEARBORN STREETSOak Park—Lak# 01 ^fostcn Si Ave o' t 3*LOOP STORES134 North State Street 39 W. Van Buren Avenue!STORES NEAREST CAMPUS922 East 63rd Street 6707 Stony Island Avenuel6359 Halsted Street ^857 Halsted Street)I •/". • < •'" ' iJJ-' ^l!i|l^lliPi"^w^P^Pii|||piDAILY MAROON SPORTSTHURSDAY. MAY 2. 1935 Rage ThreeHOLD FINALS OFFENCING MEETFinals in the non-varsity fencingwill be completed Tuesday, Wednes¬day ,and Thursday at 2:30 in Bart¬lett gymnasium fencing room, AlvarHermanson, assistant fencing coachannounced last night. Epee and sabercompetition includes ten non-varsityfencers. Z. B. T., Psi U Take I-MBall Gaines by Wide MarginsGames Today3:15—Independents vs. Chise-lers4:15—Chicago Theological Sem¬inary vs. Rinkeydin'ksMagglers vs. BurtonCourtWoodlawn Cafeteria1165 East 63rd StreetSECOND FLOOR“You can have an extra dateeach week with the money yousave eating the Woodlawn way.”BIGDAYSFORRepeated byPopular Demand )okisimal'SkSSttSiRADIO Rain, a muddy field, and a rawwind were no help to yesterday’s in¬tramural baseball play which endedwith Zeta Beta Tau and Psi Upsilonteams winning from Beta Theta Piand Phi Beta Delta II teams, re¬spectively. Three other contestswere scheduled but were called offbecause of bad playing conditions.Psi Upsilon had little difficulty indefeating the Phi Beta Delta sec¬onds by 11-3. The former got off toa good start in the first inning whenthe first five men to bat scored. Itlooked as though the spree mightcontinue, but the Phi B. Ds. tight¬ened up and retired the next threemen in quick succession. The sixthwas the only inning in which the Phii Beta Delta nine succeeded in putting] any runs over the plate as Kipnis gotI on with a double and was brought! in by a long single of Levatis’. Lot-; ka then cleared the bases with a; homer.Hits and errors were the rulerather than the exception as a ZetaONE [ENT SALE CLASSIFIED ADS4 BIG DAYSMay 1-2-3-4fhREADER’S“The Cimpus Drug Store”61 St and Ellis LOST. Female scotty dog. Gray;black face. Lost Sunday. Reward.Call Midway 9420. Beta Tau nine outplayed an inex¬perienced Beta Theta Pi team to win25-10. The Zeta Betes scored 8 runsin the first inning and continued toamass at least three runs an inningfor the rest of the game. The Betaswent on fighting, however, and tookadvantage of Zeta Bete errors toscore in all but the initial frame.REPORT 800 MENPARTICIPATING INI-M SPORTS NOWHave your papers typed by an ex¬pert. 7 yrs. experience. Dictation ifdesired. Rates reasonable. PhoneKenwood 9636. Eight hundred men are now re¬ceiving the advantages of Intramuralcompetition, with playground ball,tennis, golf, and ping pong in fullswing, Charles Smith, general chair¬man of Intramural sports, announc¬ed yesterday.Playground ball affords recreationand invigoration to the largest num¬ber of men. More than 500 play¬ers are competing on the 34 fra¬ternity and independent teams.To manage this large-scale par¬ticipation, a corps of 35 student In¬tramural workers perform all sortsof functions, from keeping score andtabulating results and schedules topromoting and publicizing the ath¬letic endeavors of the near-varsitymen.Participation, in Intramural ath¬letics, now’ in its eleventh year at theUniversity, is as high as it has ever'jeen, Smith stated. A large numberof men also compete each year inwinter quarter. During the entireyear. Intramural competition is heldm 21 sports. Two more sports areyet to be begun in this quarter—horseshoes and outdoor track.SAVE with SAFETY atDRUG STORE Contact person wanted. Excellentopportunity for popular woman stu¬dent. No experience neces.sary. Noselling. Liberal remuneration. Earn Dan HofFer JudgesA. A. U. Gym MeetCoach Dan Hoffer, as a memberwhile you study. Apply in person at, of the 1936 Olympic committee, willRoom 1420, 17 N. State Street, Stev¬ens Bldg., Chicago.READERSSPECIALS AT OUR FOUNTAIN30—Chinese Chow Mein—30Fried Noodles - Hot RollsFresh Strawberry Short CakeWhip Cream—10cmi THE JANE S. ADAMSON SHOP1007 East 61st St.Dor. 3737OUR SPRING SALE STARTS — TODAY!!! —New sheers, crepes, prints, wooland silk suits.In sport, street, and afternoon styles!!!sizes 14-42Price Range $2.95 and up!Hosiery formerly as high as $1.35 now 59cIt’s real economy to patronizetheCOMMUNITY LAUNDRIESALL SERVICESH. P. 2750 1015 E. 61tt St.NICK’S OLD ENGLISH SHOE REPAIRSHOPSpecial Attention to StudentsCall and Delivery Free H. P. 51191016 E. 61st St.Ladies’ Fancy Dresses Carefully Dry CleanedbyMAX BROOKTAILOR & CLEANER1013 E. 61st—Work Called for & Delivered—Mid. 7447DICKASON’S WATCHHOSPITAL(over 50 years experience)Repairing of Watches, Clocks,Jewelry1019 E. 61st St. SAM MALLAT’SBARBER SHOPIncreased Personnel. Fasterand Better Service. Try usfor your next haircut. aid in judging the National A. A. U.gymnastics championships in NewYork Saturday. No University menare entered in this meet.The winners of this national meetwill probably make up a large partof the eight man team to representthe United States in Germany nextyear.Coach Hoffer announced thatGeorge Wright, '34, winner of theBig Ten scholarship and Athleticmedal, and Emery Fair of the Uni¬versity gym team were training inpreparation for trying out for the'36 Olympic team. All of these menmust work all around; i. e., not spe¬cialize in any one event. Gridmen Preparefor Game TomorrowMaroon footballers yesl( eirdayput the final touches on their of¬fense in preparation for the an¬nual spring grid classic, the “Ma¬roon-White” game which will beplayed on Stagg field tomorrowafternoon at 4. Coach Shaugh-nessy stated that the playersought to put on a good exhibitionof football for the alumni pre¬view of the 1935 season. “Themen are in as good condition ascan be expected for the shorttime I have had to work withthem,” he said.MAROON NETMENWIN OPENER FROMGEORGE WILLIAMSBecause of bad weather, the ten¬nis match which was scheduled yes¬terday between the Maroon secondteam and Wheaton was canceled,and Chicago met George Williamsuniversity in the first half of a twoday series of games to be held in thefield house.Three Chicago victories featuredthe first day’s play. Hamburger andConnor, playing No. 2 doubles, de¬feated Waring and Eiswald ofGeorge Williams in straight sets, 7-5,6-3; as Smith and Haythome, theother doubles team, came throughto win over Hamfis and Khudber,6-3, 7-5. The only singles match end¬ed in a 6-1, 6-3 win by Passmoreover Fiffman of George Williams.The matches tomorrow will seeFactor, Hamburger, Connor, andSmith representing Chicago in thesingles and Haythome and Smithin the doubles. Play will start at2:30 on the field house courts.Michigan, not Minnesota as previ¬ously reported, will be Chicago’s op¬ponent Friday when, the Maroonsstrive to continue in the win column.Minnesota will be here over theweek-end and is scheduled to meetChicago Monday.Eat Well at Low Prices ^Birch Restauranti«- 876 E. 63rel StreetSpecial Plate Luncheonswith Coffee 2ScPATRONIZE OURADVERTISERSWatch ForTHEPhantom Friar!He’s not justa mad monk-mo disputin,it’s not Ras¬putin.You may be thelucky one to winfree tickets to“In Brains WeTrust. ’BLACKFRIARSMay 10, 11, 17, 18mmm \ Announce Opening ofI-M Golf, Ping PongIntramural spring competition ingolf and ping pong begins today onthe Jackson Park course and in theReynolds club. Bob Whitlow, juniormanager of golf, and Sam Lewis,ping pong manager, announced yes¬terday.Ping pong teams consist of fourplayers, two of whom play indoubles and the other two in sin¬gles. There will be fraternity and independent leagues, the winners ineach meeting to determine the Uni¬versity championship, Lewis said. Atrophy goes to the championshipteam.In golf, 30 twosomes will competefor the trophies awarded to thechampion doubles team and the run¬ners-up. The qualifying round of18-holes medals play this week willbe followed by match play in flightsnext week, according to Whitlow.Last year Wilson and Auld, Al¬pha Delta Phi, won the golf doubleschampionship.^vTTVTTvvvTvv! THE STORE FOR MEN riwwnnmTTClothing Fit for a King... iHere’s Another Member ofMidway Royalty Outfittedby the Store for MenFrank Todd was elected to the throne but anyone in a Field’s suit is a Midway King in his ownright whether elected by vote or not. Frank, ofcourse, is only one of the hundreds of Chicagoundergraduates who regard Field’s clothing as theultimate in men’s wear from the standpoint of styleand quality.As Frank himself says:1 appreciate the privilege of wearing a suittailored at Field’s, even more than the idea of beingMidway King. The latter is a doubtful honor,whereas the former is a definite pleasure.” Theparticular suit that Frank selected is a smooth bluegray Deerpath Drape double breasted number in thefinest Chicago conservative tradition. Why notdrop down today and glance over our new springmodels?THIRD FLOORTHE STORE FOR MENMARSHALL FIELD & COMPANY"Hi lllillflMI—r "|MiiilllllllMMili4Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. MAY 2, 1935Eden Sees League of Nationsas Only Hope for World Peace OPEN COMPETITION FORROSENBERGER AWARDTO DIVINITY STUDENTSBy ROBERTIn the early spring of 1917 a Ger- ^man corporal and a British lieuten-.ant lay directly opposite one another'in trenches on the petrified battle¬field of Ypres. Eighteen years latercorporal and lieutenant faced eachother across diplomatic tables inBerlin: Hitler, dictator of 60,000,-000 Germans, and Captain AnthonyEden. British Lord Privy Seal.Throwing over the Treaty of Ver-saille with a proclamation. Hitler hadordered military conscription anddemanded economic union withAustria, inclusion in the Reich ofGerman-speaking areas of Czecho¬slovakia, an air force equal to Bri¬tain and France, an army to copewith Russia’s and a navy of 400,000tons.Confer on PeaceSuch was the ultimatum presentedto Sir John Simon, barrister andBritish Foreign Secretary, and hisaide the Rt. Hon. Robert AnthonyEden, They had flown from Londontalking shopbyjane and belle R. FRENCHto Berlin in an attempt to pacify theleader of a nation, conscious of itsre-awakened powers and its pridesmarting under fifteen years of hu¬miliation. European peace and dis¬armament had ended in a pitifulexposee of armed hatred and bitter¬ness, and what Europe had fearedsince the Treaty was a reality.More fortunate than most of hisfellows at Eton, the Ypres salient,the graveyard of youth, gave him aMilitary Cross. Thus while men nownear three score and ten, who watch¬ed the unrolling of the World Warfrom business or government offices,are stolidly cynical about disarma¬ment and peace by way of Geneva,Eden sees the League as the last andonly straw. Seventeen years oldwhen the War began and only thirtj-eight now, he has experienced in ac¬tion the disillusionment and horrorof the greatest of modern wars, andGeneva to him is more than thedream of a tired, haggard, brokenWoodrow Wilson.Returning from the War he wentto Christ Church, Oxford, studiedthe Near East, He became expert inits languages, travelled through itscountries in vacations and wrote adelightful book, “Places in the Sun,”about his journeys. The Susan Colver Rosenbergerprize of $175 is available this yearto students in the Divinity school.The prize, given annually in rotationto the departments of Education, So¬ciology, and Divinity, was establish¬ed by Mr. Rosenberger as a me¬ morial to his wife.The objects of the prize are tostimulate cuii»i,iu ctive study andoriginal research, and to developpractical ideas for the progress ofeducational methods or the promo¬tion of human welfare. These areto be evidenced by a satisfactorythesis or theses, as may be neces¬sary.Contestants must hand in theirnames to Dr. Shirley Case, dean ofthe Divinity school by May 15.HYDE PARK HOTELINVITES YOU TODINE IN SPLENDORSPANISH VIUAIs Famous for itsCLUB LUNCHEONS FULL COURSE DINNERSat 35 cents at 55, 65 and 75 centsC/' XdSteaks—Chops—^Chicken—SandwichesOpen Twenty-four Hours a Day5IST AT LAKE PA GO MODERN! withThe NewLEWISFrenchShortand shirt to matchShirts and Shorts • You’ll for the newLewis French shorts andshirts in a big way. They’rebrief.. athletic .. stream¬lined . . and comfortable.Meant for men who areyoung and men who stayyoung! Once you tery themyou’ll always wear thenu50c eachERIE CLOTHING CO.837-839 East 63rd StreetHones t-to-goodness home-madeice-cream in your favorite flavors!There’s no more delicious treat es¬pecially if it’s gotten at KRISE’SICE CREAM SHOP, 7112 Jeffery.This week’s special is English tof¬fee and is really keen. If you go infor sundaes hot butter scotch or hotfudge are very popular. Parfaits atKRISE’S are the “top!” There arealso fine home-made sandwiches atreasonable prices; chicken salad,tastely made, at only 25 cents is anexcellent example that you’re sureto like. Drive out any noon.« * #You always want a new dress butusually can’t affordit. You can solve thisproblem at the SALEthe MIDWAYFROCK SHOPPE is jhaving. They’re sell- jing their knock-out jsheer suits and printdresses that wereformerly $15 foronly $9.75. Address: 1514 E. 59thStreet.« * >i<W’hat to eat for lunch? Wantsomething new and different thattastes like home? If you do, stopin at the GREEN SHUTTER TEAROOM and have a special springsalad and one of those extra-differ¬ent and extra-delicious double straw¬berry sundaes. Fresh strawberiTr icecream covered with fresh strawber¬ries is a real treat. Address: 5650Kenwood Ave.* ♦ ♦COMFORTABLE VISION OFTENDEMANDS MORE THAN COR¬RECT SPECTACLESAccording to a statement recentlymade by Dr. N. R. Nelson, 1138 E.63rd St., Chicago, comfortable vi¬sion often requires more than cor¬rect glasses. Dr. Nelson explainsthat this is due to certain function¬al disturbances of the extra ocularmuscles of the eye ball which causesthe eyes to work off balance. Whilespectacles shjvi'pen the vision andcorrect the refractive error, in mostinstances they do not correct thesefunctional disturbances, nor do they-correct muscular imbalance, the in¬ability of eyes to function together.properly.Up until recently, according to Dr.Nelson, it was impossible to fully’correct errors of this nature, whichhave long caused great suffering'and discomfort. Most people do' not■understand that these errors were,the cause of discomfort, believingthat glasses would correct their eyetrouble and accordingly when no re¬lief was received they consultedother specialists and professions tono avail... Dr. Nelson, however, has install-ijed a special instrument which exer¬cises eyes and by this means allevi¬ates these muscle abnormalities.One feature of this instrument is arotating disc at which the eyes lookthrough special prisms. In thatmanner the muscles and other func¬tions involved in comfortable visionare stimulated and exercised. 4 .To loneliness—I bring companionshipm -uowi5 amI am a friend indeed. A better friend thanothers, because I am made only of mild, fra¬grant, expensive center leaves. I don’t permita single sharp top leaf nor a single coarse bot¬tom leaf to mar my good taste or my uniformmildness. I do not irritate. To loneliness Ibring companionship. I am the best of friends.TUNE IN—Luckies are on the air Saturdays, with THE HIT PARADE, over NBC Network 8 to 9 p. m. E. D. S.T.University Symphony Spring Concert Tomorrow Night 8:15 P.M.Tickets at Box Office — 25c and 50c