WEATHERProbably showers; slightlywarmer; increasing southeastwinds, probably shifting. Wk ittarSiir:^3i *‘lf there is any any com¬munism or sedition at theUniversity, my daughterhas shown no sign of it.'’-^Dr. William Wirt.Vol. 35. No. 94. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 1935 Price Three CentsBEGIN VOTING FORFANDANGO QUEENAND KIN^ TODAYAward Winner Contractfor “Life Beginsat 8:40“ Coggeshall ResignsPosition; Weiss Goesto Europe on LeaveWho will be crowned Queen ofthe Midway when the climax to theF'andango festivities is reached onthe last night of the carnival? Ballot¬ing for the selection of the campuswoman to receive this signal honorwill begin today, and voting w'ill be¬gin next week for the election of aMay King to share the honor of pre¬siding over the closing ceremoniesof the Fandango.Ballots may be purchased for fivecents today and tomorrow in the of¬fice in I^exington 16, and voting willcontinue throughout next week untilthe grand climax of the carnival onSaturday evening. Booths will be setup Monday in Cobb and Mandelcloister, and ballots for the electionof the May King may also be ob¬tained there.Contract For Musical ShowThe woman who is elected queenwill receive a contract for the Shu-bert production, “Life Begins at8:40,’’ which opens at the Grandtheater Saturday. Stars from thismusical show, Bert Lahr, FrancesWilliams. Ray Bolger, and LuellaGear will be in attendance at thecarnival. Other prizes will be pro¬vided for the winners of both elec¬tions.Over 160 other prizes will be giv¬en away at the grand climax whenthe king and queen are crowned.The grand award will be a nine daytrip to the Banff and Lake Louiseresorts in the Canadian Rockies byway of the Chicago Northwestern,Canadian Pacific, and Soo Line rail¬ways, and the Brewster Bus line.Tate’» Orche*traKrskine Tate and his eleven pieceorchestra has been contracted toplay for the dancing both nights ofthe carnival it was revealed yester¬day by the Fandango executive com¬mittee. The versatility and noveltypresentations of the colored bandhas long made it a favorite on cam¬pus. Arrangements have been com¬pleted for the use of the basketballfloor for dancing from 8 till 12 onFriday and from 8 till 2 on Satur¬day. Dr. Lowell T. Coggeshall, assist¬ant professor of Medicine, and Dr.Paul Weiss, assistant professor ofZoology, have announced that theyare leaving the University this quar¬ter. Dr. Weiss will return in the fall.Dr. Coggeshall is resigning his po¬sition in the Clinics to accept an ap¬pointment as regular member of theInternational Health division of theRockefeller foundation.After a month’s special work withDr. William H. Taliaferro, associatedean of the division of the Biologi¬cal Sciences, he will leave for NewYork on July 1. He will do re¬search on malaria for the Founda¬tion, and expects to be assigned tofield work after a year.Dr. Coggeshall has been at theUniversity for 7 years, and previousto his work here served on theRockefeller foundation.Dr. Weiss is travelling in Europefor 6 months on a General Educa¬tion Board fellowship. He plans tovisit the University of Torino inItaly, the University of Utrecht inHolland, and various laboratories inRussia.While in Russia Dr. Weiss willattend the 15th International Con¬gress of Physiologists, at which hewill speak.For the past two years, Dr. Weisshas been at the University, and hasbeen doing special work on limbtransplanting of amphibia.H. GOSNELL CHARGESBOSS OF PRECINCTWITH BALLOT FRAUDOchsner AnnouncesCast of Dancers forIbsen’s “Peer Gynt”Berta Ochsner, dance director ofMirror, is coaching the dancers whowill appear in “Peer Gynt,” the finalproduction of the Dramatic associa-'tioji this year. The play will be giv- ien in Mandel hall Thursday evening,April 25..Members of the cast who wdll takepart in the dance movements are:Wilma Watrous, Ted Wallower, Rob¬ert Ebert, Clari.ssa Paltzer, JeanRussell, Virginia Prindiville, PeggyMooire, Adele Sandman, HowardChandler, Floyd Weinand, SonjaKosner, and Eloise Moore.Eloise Moore will take the role;of Anitra in the famous dance of ithat name. Other dance movements |will center around the hall of the |Troll King in the mountains, thescene at the Haegsted farm, and thedance of the hard girls on the moun¬tain-side.Tickets are now on sale at thebox office for 55 cents. .4s a part of his investigation ofvoting frauds in the fifth ward, Har¬old F. Gosnell, associate professorof Political Science, is preferringtwo charges against Marvin H, Good¬man, Democratic captain of the 48thprecinct, for violation of the elec¬tion laws in the mayoralty election,.4pril 2. The 48th precinct is theone which has been under investiga¬tion in reference to alteration ofballots at the February primary.Professor Gosnell is asking theElection Commissioners’ office to in¬vestigate whether Goodman in sign¬ing affidavits for challenged votersviolated the section of the electionlaws regarding perjury. He is alsoasking whether Goodman violated thesection regarding electioneering, asregarding orders issued by judges ofelection concerning intimidation.A petition signed by two watch¬ers at the polling place has been pre¬sented to the commissioners and ac¬tion on it is expected in a coupleof days. BUSINESS SGHOOLGRANGES COURSEFOR M BJI^DEGREEPublish Announcementof School for NextYear TodayBeginning with the summer quar¬ter, the School of Business will empha.size in its curriculum the pro¬gram leading to the degree of Mas¬ter of Business Administration, aprofessional degree for those plan¬ning to enter business. Dean Wil¬liam H. Spencer announced yester¬day. The changes in curriculum areincluded in the new “Announce¬ments” of the School of Business forthe sessions of 1935-36, which willbe released today.It will be possible for students totake the M. B. A. degree withouttaking a bachelor’s degree, althoughthe bachelor’s degree will still beavailable for students who completethe basic training offered by theschool. The degree of Master ofBusiness Administration will begranted upon the passing of threeexaminations and the presentationto the committee on the master’sreport of a satisfactory written re¬port. 'New Three-fourths CoursesThe first examination, a qualify¬ing examination on basic subjectmatter, will be given in six parts,covering the fields of economics,business law, accounting and statis¬tics, psychology, and communication.Courses offered in preparation forthis examination will be three-fourthscourses instead of full courses asheretofore. Three three-fourthscourses will be given in economics,two in business law, three in ac¬counting, two in statistics, and oneeach in psychology and communica¬tion.The second examination, in meth¬ods and problem.s of management,will cover five out of the six fieldsof production, personnel, finance,marketing, risk and risk bearing,and traffic and transportation. Twofull courses will be offered in per-sonel, two in finance, and two inmarketing, and one each in produc¬tion, risk and risk bearing, and traf¬fic and transportation.The third examination will testthe student’s understanding of prob- ilems of business organization, pol-;(Continued on page 3) ! Baker Bill Passed by State Senate;University Subject to Investigation;Hutchins and Scott Make StatementsHutchins Speaks OverNBC NetworkToday at 4 !In his first nation-wide statement jsince the recent radical publicity |given to the University by a seriesof events climaxing in the passageof a state investigation resolution;late last night, Robert Maynard;Hutchins, president of the Univer- jsity, will speak over a coast-to-coast |hook-up of the National Broadcast¬ing company today at 4.The talk under the auspices of theNational Congress of Parent-Teach¬ers will reveal “What is a Univer¬sity.” The position of the Univer¬sity among great institutions andits place in academic freedom willprobably be the ground for discus¬sion, although no official statementsfrom Hutchins were available at alate hour last night.Even Wirt Doesn'tFind RadicalismAs Charles R. Walgreen removeshis niece from the University be¬cause of its communistic tendencies.Dr. William A. Wirt, prominentGary educator who came into thelimelight last year with his investi¬gation of “reds” in the New Deal,expressed the opinion that his daugh¬ter, Eleanor, now a senior in theSociology department had not beensubjected to the communistic chim¬era seen by Walgreen.“My daughter Eleanor was in theUniversity last year,” Dr. Wirtsaid in an interview with a Maroonreporter last night. “She will grad¬uate this year. She has the right at¬titude toward her country and gov¬ernment. If there is any communismor sedition at the University, mydaughter has shown no sign of it.She has no radical beliefs at all andshe seems to have been subjected tono propaganda.”Miss Wirt would »add nothing toher father’s statement when reach¬ed yesterday.STUDENT GROUPPLANS STUDY OFPOLITICAL VIEWS Dreiser Reviews His Life inLecture on ‘Realist and His Sources’NAME NEW MANAGERFOR DEBATE UNIONihn E. Stover, director of de-, has appointed Claude Howleydebate manager in place ofrett Storey who resigned in or-to devote more time to his dutiesThe Daily Maroon. Howley, aiber of Phi Kappa Sigma and ad-ising manager of the Studenture service, will hold this posi-until the regular election at theof this quarter.owley was founder of the De-Union and president of the or-zation in 1932 .He was also de¬manager in the spring of 1933.ey, a Sigma Chi, is a businessciate on The Daily Maroon. The Chicago Progressive union,newly formed group for the discus¬sion of social problems, held its firstmeeting yesterday at 3:30 in SocialScience assembly room to organizeits membership and to determine itspolicies with A. J. Carlson, profes¬sor of Physiology, and Jerome Ker-win, associate professor of PoliticalScience as guest speakers.Plans for future programs includestudy groups on social problems aswell as prominent speakers, amongw'hom will be Paul H. Douglas, pro-sor of Economics, Charles E. Mer-riam, professor of Political Science,and Clarence Darrow, noted criminallawyer.The policy of the group consistsin presenting all points of view, andinsisting on freedom of speech. Mem¬bership blanks, to be distributed bymembers of the union, characterizeit as a union of all students inter¬ested in an intelligent progressiveapproach to social problems.PETITIONSAll persons who are circulatingDaily Maroon petitions are re¬quested to bring them to the Ma¬roon office today. By WELLS DWith true realistic fashion the red-checkered tie, brown-suited, greyhaired realist delivered a lecture on“The Realist and His Sources” inMandel hall last night.In a biographical account of per¬sonal muckraking which soundedmuch like a verbal rehash of “AnAutobiography of Lincoln Steffens”(only not half as interesting) Theo¬dore Dreiser, caressing a glass ofpure lemon juice with his right hand,told a large cash paying crowd thatAmerica is revelling in a false ro¬manticism which has camouflagedflourishing crime, graft, and vice.Making the best of a lecture whichhad little preparation (but valuedat better than $175 per hour) thewriter of note rapped Rockefeller of iStandard oil—and incidentally of |University endowment fame—com¬paring his life to Robin Hood. Hesaid, “Men of wealth have accumu¬lated fortunes through forcingmoney from the general public. Ig¬noring this they have founded greatlibraries and universities in a ro¬mantic idealism which has causedthem to overlook the sources.War Profits“Profits from the realism of theCivil War sViowed up in the fathersof present day capitalists. Menfought and received meager pensionsto open the West for railways andother trusts. Fortunes were madefrom underpaid workers, graft, andpolitical corruption. People boughtyachts, paintings and 'culture’ intheir search for entrance into the‘400’!”Soothing his hoarse throat with '. BURNETTEanother draught of lemon juice, theimmovable speaker continued bytracing his personal journalistic tri¬bulations in city and hamlet through¬out the East and Middle-west. Hepointed out that, in realism, Ameri¬can cities have lived a life of politi¬cal bosses; immorality, and fear ofcapital from the 60’s to the presentday.Standards Low“All has been done in the guiseof liberty. Chicago’s poor during the90’s did not have even the standardof Russian peasants under the Czar,”the author of “An American Trag¬edy” remarked.After reminding an audienceslightly shrunken in size that he wasspeaking still of realism, he con¬cluded a gestureless address with“Present conditions confirm my at¬titude and convictions on realism.”THERE ARE ONLY202Hou rs Left UntilTHE MIDWAYFANDANGO HUTCHINSSTATEMENT“The University stands on itsrecord with complete assurance.It welcomes an unbiased inquiryby competent authorities, and Iwill give the inquiry every assist¬ance within its power. I can as¬sure the Senate commttee thatthe trustees, the faculty, the stu¬dents, and the friends of the Uni¬versity will be glad to lay beforeit the actual facts. We are con¬fident that the wide publicity giv¬en the testimony and the findingswill vindicate the University inthe minds of everyone.”Robert M. Hutchins. Drug Magnate Has NoStatement forPressDOUGLAS TALKS ATOPENING OF BUYERS’MEETING TOMORROW HutchinsThe fifteenth annual national con¬vention. of the Educational Buyers’association will be held tomorrow andFriday at International house. A pro¬gram, including tours of the cam¬pus for the visiting delegates, anda number of speeches, featuring atalk by Professor Paul Douglas on“N. R. A. and the Buyer,” has beenplanned by the committee in charge.The Educational Buyers’ associa¬tion consists of a group of two hun¬dred and fifteen colleges from 44states, who cooperate on the pur¬chasing of a limited number of ar¬ticles which all the members use.The association has been active dur¬ing the past year in work connectedwith the N. R. A. codes, having beenseveral times mentioned in the Con¬gressional Record for their reportson the injustice of certain codes tobuying groups, and their argumentsfor the preferential consideration of |educational institutions in such jcodes.New Program *A new style program has beencarefully planned for this conven¬tion, including both general address¬es and round table groups for thediscussion of special problems. Inaddition to Douglas’s talk will be aspeech by W. G. Morse, and one byW. J. O’Brien.The convention will close with aconsideration of the question“Should the F. B. A. enter into con¬tracts for lower priced commoditiesto meet budget problems confront¬ing many member institutions?”The arrangement committee con¬sists of D. F. Watson, of the Uni¬versity, chairman; J. E. Millizen, ofthe University of Illinois agency; L.T. Skinner, of Morton High schooland Junior college; J. B. Living¬stone, Northern Illinois State Teach¬ers’ college; and R. B. Jenkins, as¬sistant secretary, of New York uni¬versity, New York City. By the passage of the Baker-spon¬sored resolution late yesterday, theUniversity will be the subject of aninvestigation prob¬ing for evidenceof communi smand seditiousteachings.President Rob¬ert M. Hutchinswlil welcome anunbiased study ofthe facts here, andwill lend his aidin the proceedingsit was made clearin a statementfrom the youngeducator last night. The resolutionwas passed by the Senate by a voteof 28 to 11 after three hours of de¬bate.The move climaxes the furore inpress circles occasioned by CharlesR. Walgreen’s removal of his niecefrom classes because of supposedcommunist influences. Defeated priorto the focusing of attention on theUniversity by the drug store mag¬nate, the periodic sponsor, CharlesBaker (Monroe Center; Rep.) yes¬terday met with success.Walgreen SilentWalgreen, when reached lastnight, would make no statementconcerning the fulfillment of hishopes for scrutiny of the Univer¬sity.An amendment calling for a probeof alleged racial discrimination instate schools was introduced by Wil¬liam E. King (Chicago; Rep.) andpassed after an unsuccessful attemptto send the whole resolution to theExecutive committee where bills arecommonly lost.The resolution calls for the estab¬lishment of a committee of five toinvestigate state supported schools-Although the University is a private¬ly endowed institution, a loophole isGIVE SUPPORT TOFIGHT AGAINSTANTI-VIVISECTIONAt the national convention of theFederation of Biological Sciencesheld last week-end in Detroit, thegroup as a whole decided to givefinancial support to the nationalfight being carried on by universitiesand medical societies against anti¬vivisection legislation.Over 20 members of the physiol¬ogy staff and graduate students inthe department attended the meet¬ing, the majority of them present¬ing reports on recent research.Dr. Arno B. Luckhardt, professorof Physiology, is a member of thecouncil of the society, and Dr. An¬ton J. Carlson, chairman of thePhysiology Department, is editor-in-chief of “The American Journal ofPhysiology and Physiological Re¬view,” one of the publications. NOTICEThe Daily Maroon will pre¬sent “Uncle Charlie” Wal¬green a silver loving cup if hecan pass the Social Science Icomprehensive in June.afforded for examination here by astategranted charter and certain taxexemptions enjoyed by state dis¬pensation.Walter Dill Scott, president ofNorthwestern university, in com¬menting on the impending probe,also welcomed the act. “Any inves¬tigation will be all right with me,”he said when reached late yester¬day.T. V. Smith, professor of Philos¬ophy at the University and Statesenator from the 5th senatorial dis¬trict, had little to say during thedebate on Baker’s proposal, but vot¬ed “no” in the roll calls. James Bar¬bour (Evanston, Rep.) went on rec¬ord against the move. He said:“It’s a damn-fool legislationthat will make a Tennessee outof Illinois. Here is an opportun¬ity for the University of Chi¬cago to clear itself fully.”While consideration of the resolu¬tion seeking purge of radicalism inthe schools was before the senate,the house of representatives passedthe so-called “teachers’ oath” bill bya count of 126 to 5. The bill re¬quires that all teachers and profes¬sors in public and private schoolsand universities take an oath ofallegiance, sw'earing to support theconstitution of state and nation.Bills similar to the resolution ofBaker have been introduced in legis¬latures throughout the country. Onebefore the Michigan body early inMarch was dedicated “to outlawcommunism; to define the same; andto provide penalties for the viola¬tions thereof.” State aid will be with¬drawn and individuals treated inschools revealed as violators by theinvestigation board.THE DAILY MAROON,ig^something out of nothing.,- jThatdifficult no one will deny. " ,ith" President Hutchins in ,Iiis> state-t "When he vwelcorned the ^commit-.coppera-,|^/:ti^#d^pl^tll|a^^s:::Thnt; is^ih? n iheffujD&^^nnot'see now.how tb'lje'trite, that the University hasnothing to hide,, nothing to he ashamed, ;of. thebest way is to .aid in showing. th<fem actual pondbtons..Univ«^tty tn^ tK^ '■How soon tko investigation will begin^'is not jfenovjn. J^We4Jo^^!lory od *he plea»ng'pubJH:ity tlwQf Vill re-,In'd><r/iti^ntiBie';vra..c'a&<l6 not|#^<butreparations to :enter.1am our guests rromthe Assembly"ti> the best style po^ible. > j : Wob4rawn Ca'lefena •n6S,is<» 63rd S»r««t,% SECOND FLOOR'..-♦*Ypu can have an extra dateeach " Week with the * money yousave eacing' the ,Woodlawn way.’,,’ TUE^fltK.J'll l;«‘A El > 858 E. UtdTHURSDAY“Death FUea East”WithConrad Nagsl — Florance RiceQuadranglestee to thetion in p, ■ J *««i:ReUgjon’■ /'*"Man’s Part.’/-' I^rofessor ^-HenryWieman.'Joseph" Bond chapel’at 12.Beiebration of, .the, Communion.Wrsity'Chapel aL34^ ^e^Le;turer^-#< f :U ft?^litieal Concepts-in a Changing'Wor^ld: Justice.^'’Professor RichardJ McKeon. Social, Science 122 at ^:30.iV ifi’error iti Cjiba,” Lolo D.ela Tor*'. Vieti'tV.N. S. .L./Social Science'302^^«rr;3J0.‘•>^‘/.’‘‘Current',Trends in' Retail Mer-Lehandising.” Professor- Delbett^!, J.to,11..-Sigma OelfA’Spsilon. Sun'jtarlorS^a "Noyes at'O/'i jf ‘icial * Service ..crub. Elizabethw6i^vtr of tho,cept Saturday,sr, and apnnrKtudent «M■irninKA «the Daily Mar-.o.p. is the oiversiiy of Chij?a-(to, publishIda;?, and Montlai*'doYincr tjrter by T*-e Daily .Ct ‘FLo/j^ais uaivliisiTY',criUseDuring July and August to the \’"The "University. Chicago^, /Subsexiptioh rates: S2.60 a yeir'. I4.0a■rsrty of Chieaeo asaumes ,nb. responsibility, forpearintt m- TTie Daily JSaroon; for any jinto by ^e Daily, Manxin. 'An'.Opiniona. in'are student ot>inions. a«d are not neceuarily'ceive.Offers)t be ,r;^ponrthie. ^r reu200° words ’ in "erurninir any unso•“I 'H' ,S •«¥«•*■game. Chicago vs^ North;IpD-e-. - firt»enwdndsdARD OF CONTROLHOWARD P. ifCbSON, Editor^m-Cnief »WILLIAM S. O’DONNELL, Business ManagerCHARLES W. HOERR, Managing hldltorWILLIAM H. BERGMAN, Advertising ManagerHOWARD M. RICH, News Edibr . 'DAVID H. KUT'NER, News Editor * -Ikv' 7,FACULTY*a-^‘today IS 'HOt^OET'’DA.Y- V/f /Big Bouquets go to'f .The West Towns, , fBeeau^e men,' like Baker?^ Jordan, Patteippn, ’and Womer come from there. ' ’The West End of Wieboldt Hull,Because PhRij) Schujler/Allen-has an- officeon the second floor of it; and he is one of those ,who has made the University,1 ' ' ‘The West Side of Drexel Areniie,Because Thornton Wilder jives on it, and^heis,.a brilliant lecturer. , a ' '>'■■ ' ' ,V -7-4The West Bank oFthe Mississippi, f Jerome Sterlmrof ChiciEOITOiUAL A$SOLlAT8»Henry F. Kelley Jatfet Lewy Jeanne StnlCeRaynind Lahr miph W. Ntci^son William W. Watson nnounceS'"'thefiller., of :P,1c..HR Of John MBUSINESS ASSOCIATES <'.^ImuO Goldsmith Ripbert McQuilkin Everett 3Storey,4 " 7 W'ft/t «e«"/er httrmtmrt tt " ~- UNIVERSin TRAVEL ASSOCUTHMrue., Nm.r,><..CH,t935-6UniversiiyWorld Cruise Sails Oct 24.'EDITOWAL assistants^ells n. Buniette Ruby Howell Edward S. SternGeorge Ftelsenthal Julian A. Kiser Elinor, TaylorZenia Goldberg George Sqbustelf. Manr' WalterJames-SnyderBUSINESS assistants ,Allen Rosenbaum Richard'. SinitbHarold Siegel’ f: '* 'Donald ElliottNight Editor: George SchustekThursday, April 18, 1935^Some people have worfebd day;:; ■ . , ’ ' 4 ,.x‘' ’ 4' ‘‘*4night to supply the .Universiyt with■ Illinois in many ways, are investigating theirschools now. But thanks once more, this time toUncle Charlie, we are not neglected.Several interesting points are apparent about'^^the Baker bill. While it merely calls for the ap-jpointment of a commission to begin an inquiry, inthe light of recent developments obviously it is!aimed at the University. Twice it has been de-1feated in the legislature. At that time there seem- jed no practical use for it. But Mr. Walgreen,staunch supporter of the ways of out forefathers!and entrepreneur extraordinary, gave the Sena-!tor hia chance and so the Assembly saw fit to pass'ilfc, '- ' ' \Thus far not one charge of communist teach-!ing at the University has been substantiated. We jhave been attacked by a barrage of words super-1charged with emotional symbols. On the otherside we have the reputation of the University, ad¬mittedly, even by Mr. Walgreen, one of the greatschools in the country. We have the calm re-p^ly of President Hutchins inviting a presentationof evidence. That invitation was neglected. Wehave the words of famous educators on the scene,whose integrity cannot be questioned, conclusive¬ly disproving the charges.With the present economic conditions in thecountry, it is imperative that the best mindsin the country be allowed to devote their'time to find a way out, and that the youth of thecountry be given an opportunity to study presentconditions obfectively. Can it be that men like^Uncle Charlie and Senator Baker are not com¬pletely reconciled! to their political philosophies?It is unfortunate, then, that public money mustbe spent in fighting smoke when it might betterbe used in correcting crying evils. Since there Iwill be an investigation, however, we hope that iit will be a good one. If it is handled at all ob- ;iefctively and competently, there is little doubtw'hat turn the findings will take. But we sym-j"pathize with the probing legislators. They are ^-|hced vrith a problem that has baffled the great j"Ibfr.of alf ag^Tviz?manufacturing matter out of;4C}:;';* ’ 4. ' . - V A statute on the books -of- the state of Tennes¬see says that if two trains approach a crossing,each must stop and vrait'uritil'the other passes.,. .How long do they stay, there?... • .Trum.an,Kirkpatrick has a,fine idea on changing the an¬nual Mustache Race to The Annual Mustaehe-and-Beard-Gppwing-Contest......,, Advantages ofsuch a reform.; (1) No shaving for two weeks;(2) Wm. Randolph Hearst can have ample ma¬terial for Red-scare photogi:ap.hs Gilletteyour beard grow? Td lather not say.,.;Et-tlinger has German measjes.... Devereaux hasheart failure.,. .People who play bridge in thefront of the coffee shop will, push little ducksunder water.,.,. .Watrops a^d Teiher. did; n<rtshow up at Sigma meeting because they, hadmore important business elsewhere and they did-n’t feel much tike going/anyway.... He;^, getthe Undergraduate Directory', and dictatosomenames... .any names. .. .If, as, and when theydo have a Military Ball, are thefe any of theinembers of Crossed Cannon 'who.know how todance? ..... .The average Bazaar reader ":has aheadache, a guUty conscience, and a twelve-year-old mind. ' KVr- j/ ir[jghinR * sfnow,produced ifaCrosby Square,set; the trjdittod for gentle.I5en.^,jy^\dfjt. 4;0iui THE SATURDAY BVSNIND POST All you/haVo to., doiSmI%ing, m th'is/j^dLeo’s Boot Shop*' '55th St.EXPOSE - 4. <'A great many of us have been inclined to takeall these accu^tions of our Alma Mater witha grpin of salt, and have jiieYer fully realizedwhat our institution is coming to; many of usthought that all this talk about a hotbed of (rad¬icalism, agitation, communism; treason, propa¬ganda) might conceivahiy he without sufficientfoundation, on exaggerated to a slight degreedue to ignorance, misinformation, or even pos¬sibly stupidity and nearsightedness.But no; Mrs.. Billing, the' Evanston Patriot,has convinced us beyond, any shadow of a doubtthat we are indeed in the midst of an extreme¬ly hot hotbed of (radicalism, agitation,- com¬munism, treason, propganda). For Mrs. Bil¬ling has the Welfare of Our Fair Nation atheart, and she has included in her Red Network;Lorado Taft, because he is the father-in-lawof ]Paul Douglas; ' 'Charles E; ' Merriam, because he was on Ex-President Hoover’s Committee on Recent SocialTrends; ' - >> ' ..'v.H. H. CMiilUibiwl^a of ,the anatomy of the dTifeet, its functions, and ,\ii(mtfsniMBdedin|loolrTeet,^pt'tiiig^shoa'. Don’t buy ticketo for usk President ofRobcH M.y„„d HuUhin, to be Tji ItW-"ijT'M In■' 'The BALANCE SHEETTHE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. APRIL 18. 1935 Page ThreeSCHOOL OF BUSINESSTO STRESS PROCIiAMFOR IH B > BEBREE The Business BazaarContinue to Offer Bachelor’sDegree for BasicTraining(Continued from page 1) |icies. economics, and control, and;hi> specialized knowledjre of a fieldof concentration. The three examin-1ations will be pven regrularly in;June and Aujrust of each year, andone or more of them may be offered iin March if the needs of the students Ireipiire this. jMany of the advanced courses willbe offered informally as conference ;courses. For these the school makes |available appropriate outlines of |study and appropriate texts and writ-;ten materials, but the student willbe expected to carry on his workmore or less independently underthe guidance of an instructor.The written report required is tointroduce the student to materials,and methods of research in his field 'of concentration. In preparing the!report emphasis will be placed uponthe development of the of the stu¬dent’s ability to organize and pres¬ent materials in an effective manner.Offer Elective SequenceStudents seeking the bachelor’sdegree will be required to pass thefirst two examinations. In the sec¬ond examination such students willbe urged to substitute for trainingin 'WO of the fields described a se- Iquence of courses from divisions ordepartments other than the School |of Business or the department of iKconomics. The number of courses jin this elective sequence may range |from two to four, depending upon !the student’s choice of fields for jpreparation for the second examina-1tion. IThe school will continue to offer a'program of w'ork leading to the de-1gree of Doctor of Philosophy for stu¬dents preparing to engage in busi- jness research or to teach in univer- \sities or colleges. jBOARD OF PUBLICATIONSISSUES NEWS BULLETIN The love interests which seem toperpetually breed from our comfort¬able and hyper-luxurious lounge arenow pretty well exemplified by thathe-man, chiseler, athlete, and DeltaSig, Howard Hickock and the pretty,bespectacled, Vivian Klemme. Thesetwo have a claim to fame separately—Hoddy for his startlingly large bi¬cep and Vivian for her startlinglyprecise curls (mess ’em up and youreally have a fight on your hands).Our joint is getting to be so pop¬ulated with football men it is a bitdangerous for us little fellers to bewalking the halls. We had sorta’ got¬ten used to dodging Patterson andtrying to see if we could bumpKeith Hatter out of the way when,upon returning after spring vaca¬tion who, to our physical dismay,do we see stalking about in all theirtremendous gentleness but Ber-wanger and Bush.The ladies with new spring hats,et cetera, are really having theirtroubles with the weather. It’s driv¬ing them nuts. I know of four whomissed their eight o’clocks last weektrying to decide what the weatherwas going to do. A bit of paper flow¬er with a blob of snow hanging offit isn’t so very springy, especiallywhen the wearer is snorting andblowing all morning like a herd ofbison (w’ith apologies to Noel Cow¬ard). Well, half a herd of bison.The second business comprehen¬sive is to be given starting May 21.That leaves us three weeks ’til grad¬uation—and no one knows what we’lldo during those three weeks. Hereare the most popular suggestions:look for a job; worry about thegrades; finish our regular courses;make love in the parks (the weatherman guarantees it will be spring bythen); look for a job; pack for thejourney home; stay tight; look fora job; go on a trip to either thedues of Dean Shield’i farm; catchup on our correspondence; look fora job; tell all our friends good-bye',rush around trying to “see Chicago’’before we leave forever, we hope,and look for a job.Buried treasure: walk straightfrom the Harper Library steps to-wads Burton Court entranceget to the westbound('upies of the recently publishedSchool of Business News Bulletin, a(liu'ot of business research by the istaff and students of the school, mayhe secured at the School of Businessoffice, Haskell 102. The bulletin,previously published by the faculty,\Mis put out this year by a studentpublication board. Whenyou gei to me trafficlane on the Midway you will aboutrun into a tree, go due south fromhere and about three-sevenths of theway out in the street is a gold watch-chain half buried in the tar. Dig itup and it’s yours.The new automatic candy, pea¬nut, and gum vender in Haskell hallreceives continued praise and bjanie—“Desecrating the hallowed halls ofWE TOLD YOU SO¬U’S ALL YOUR OWN FAULT—YOU PROCRASTINATED—and nowTHECAP and GOWNwill cost youF2 .75and what’s more - - - - if you don tget your subscription by May 1 5 it will cost$3^ higher education,’’ etc. The Comadclub did it—take your choice ofwhy: because they are smart busi¬ness women (it is a financial suc¬cess) ; or because they hate to haveto walk to the Bookstore for gum.The Chiselers seem to have adopt¬ed Charlotte Tragnitz as their littlesister. She makes a good one—sis¬ter, not chiseler—there aren’t any.Maybe we’d better start about some¬thing else.Secret loves: Doris Frost and Mr.Christ; Ell Patterson and Miss Suth¬erland; Dean Spencer and the N. R.A.Typical high level of School ofBusiness wit and humor: Mr. Palm¬er, lecturing,—“Consumers are likesheep.’’ Doug Veith, undertone—“hemeans in their baa-ing habits.’’Yeah, and if Johnny Pullen andBee Raefield don’t stop this publiclove-making I’m gonna tell the Dean.Why, it is getting so a fellow getsembarrassed every time he steps inthe lounge.They look like:Mr. Shields—a farmer boy, justcome to town, new suit n’ everything.Mr. Sorrel I—a Presbyterianpreacher feeling the salvage of allhumanity is on his shoulders.Mrs. Carr—a grown up littleschool girl who just loves to keep asecret—and keeps it.You finish the list—you know ’emas well as I do.Ewing Lusk has promised all theseniors that if they don’t get jobsthey can go out to New Mexico orArizona or someplace and punchcows on his ranch. Seems to me thatwas a pretty rush promise—from thelooks of things by July 1 his ranchwill be so full of the class of ’36 thatthere won’t any room left for thecows.The Deltasigs have hung theirscholarship key plaque out wherepeople can see it—half of us didn’teven know there was a key. Who willget it this year? The Deltasigs arebetting on Ed Nemec. The other dayEd was acting like he wanted thekey to a girl’s heart instead—we sawhim give a rose to Lizzie—all blushesn’ everything—Ed, Lizzie, and therose. SHIELDS OUTLINESAIMS. FUNCTIONS OFSCHOOL OF BUSINESSSeeks Professionalization ofBusiness in ModernWorldaimThe School of Business does notto teach students how to makemoney, but rather aims at promot¬ing social security, according toHarold G. Shields, assistant dean ofthe School of Business.“Most students entering schools ofbusiness attend such schools becausethey believe it will train them tomake more money,’’ Dean Shieldsholds. “From some points of view, atleast, this aim is illusory. The truegoal of business education is notnecessarily to enable its recipientsto make more money. Of coursetraining for business may increaseearning capacity, and beyond ques¬tion increasing an individual’s earn¬ing capacity is a matter of great sig¬nificance. The real purpose of busi-nes.s education is, however, moredeeply grounded than that.School of Social Work“Real business education increasesthe level of competition and will, itmay be hoped, ultimately put busi¬ness on a professional plane. Anyactivity which is truly professionalinvolves, first of all, a body of tech¬nical knowledge which can be ac¬quired only through extended train¬ing in understanding the contribu¬tion of business to social life gener¬ally, and the making of money isonly an incidental by-product ofthese activities.“The School of Business veryearly in its history took this pointof view with respect to its programof training in the field of business.It was no mere coincidence that inthe early history of the school thedepartment of Political Science andwhat is now the School of SocialService Administration cooperatedin the program of training. As along-run proposition a liberal schoolof business is a real school of socialwork. Schools of business, with pro-So we close—with a smile on our j grams of training both liberal andlips to think what we have accom-1 thorough, make a major contributionplished and faith in the American j in the job of the long-run correctioncollege student—if and because he! of many of the errors from whichhas, read the whole damn thing. the work-a-day economic world now150 SMART STYLESDRESS UP! FOR EASTER: in FELTMAN & CURME'S6ua(ibf MEN'S Shoe^65$Q00Real shoes — made right. They willgive perfect fit—solid comfort, longwear. Choicest materials are used intheir manufacture. Guaranteed to fitand wear to your entire satisfaction.SMART SOCKS, 29c ~ 3 Pairs, SScDON’T PUT OFF UNTIL TOMORROWWHAT YOU CAN PUT OFF TODAYA FELTMAN &CURMELOOP STORES134 North Slate Street 39 W. Van Buren AvenueSTORES NEAREST CAMPUS922 East 63rd Street 6707 Stony Island Avenue6359 Halsted Street 7857 Halsted Street so commonly suffers.“If the various plans for the pro¬motion of social security are to suc¬ceed, it is essential that persons incharge of the administration of suchactivities must not alone have a sym¬pathetic attitude toward such meas¬ures but should also have technicalcompetence in seeing the plans push¬ed through. It is in this field thatthe professional school of businesscan make a contribution and it is inthis direction that the School ofBusiness has now for three decadesbeen steering its course.’’Comad Club toSponsor A lumnaeLuncheonApr. 2 7The Comad club, an organizationcomposed of women in the School ofBusiness, will sponsor a luncheon formembers of the club and alumnae ofthe Business school Saturday, April27, at 1:30 at the Fred Harvey res¬taurant, 308 S. Michigan avenue.Speakers will include William H.Spencer, dean of the School of Busi¬ness, Marion Stine, an alumna of theclass of 1921, who has had a numberof years’ experience in the busi¬ness world, and Ann Hayes, a re¬cent graduate of the school. Mem¬bers of Comad will contribute a skitunder the direction of Vivian Klem¬me and Shirley Davidson. CharlotteTragnitz will act as toastmistress.The club has widened its activ¬ities this quarter to include theweekly afternoon teas formerly giv¬en by the student council. Thesefunctions are being arranged by Al-lene Tasker, Marian Gentz, andMarion Peterson.Officers of the club for the cur-ret year include Charlotte Tragnitz,president; Doris Frost, vice-presi¬dent; Shirley Davidson, secretary;and Winifred Harter, treasurer. COUNCIL EDITSMATERIALS FORBALANCE SHEETThe Student council of theSchool of Bu8ine«s, the bodywhich controls all extra-curri¬cular activities in the school,has an added function thisquarter, assisting in the prepa¬ration of materials for the Bal¬ance Sheet, School of Businesspage in The Daily Maroon.The council is composed of sevenmembers, four of whom are chosenin a general election held everyspring quarter and three selectedfrom the three organized groups ofthe school. Comad, Delta Sigma Phi,and the graduate students.The present membership of thecouncil consists of George Benjamin,president; Ewing Lusk, vice-presi¬dent; Charlotte Tragnitz, secretary;Doris Frost, treasurer; Eaton Read,Phillip Doolittle, and Charles Hick-ok.Each quarter the council spon¬sors two student assemblies at whichforemost members of the facultyand the business world are invitedto speak. The outstanding one thisyear has been a round table discus¬sion given by Professors Garfield V.Cox, T. V. Smith, and Stuart P.Meech on the subject of inflation.During the present quarter thecouncil plans to hold the annualspring banquet of the School ofBusiness, which is the largest socialfunction of the year.• LEARN TO DANCE CORRECTLY •TAKE A FEW PRIVATE LESSONSTERESA DOLANDANCE STUDIO1545 E. 63rd St. — Near Stony IslandHOURS 10 A.M. to 11 P.M.• TELEPHONE HYDE PARK 3080 •TODAY AT READER’S — 61st and EIIU Ave.SPECIALS AT OUR FOUNTAINChinese Chowmein with NoodlesHot Rolls and Co£Fee—30cHOT APPLE PIE AND CHEESE—10cLadies’ Fancy Dresses Carefully Dry CleanedbyMAX BROOKTAILOR & CLEANER1013 E. 61st—Work Called for & Delivered—Mid. 7447NICK’S OLD ENGLISH SHOE REPAIRSHOPSpecial Attention to StudentsCall and Delivery Free H. P. 51191016 E. 61st St.It’s real economy to patronizetheCOMMUNITY LAUNDRIESALL SERVICESH. P. 2750 1015 E. 61st St.DICKASON’S WATCHHOSPITAL(over 50 years experience)Repairing of Watches, Clocks,Jewelry1019 E. 61st St. FOR ONLY 10 DAYSHot Olive Oil Shampoo—50cSAM MALLAT’SBARBER SHOPMIDWAY FANDANGOApril 26 &27In the FieldhouseDAILY MAROON SPORTSTHURSDAY, APRIL 18, 1935ourOPEN I-M TENNISMEET THIS WEEKIN TWO DIVISIONSVORRES TO GIVECOURSE IN ARTOF SELF DEFENSE ! Phi Kap, Z.B.T., Pi Lam, Phi Gam,Phi Sig Win I-M Softball GamesAlumni Netmen MeetVarsity Tennis Squadin Fieldhouse Today stait their circuits. Spring tennis intramurals are bo.Two hits, both made by Brum- ginning this week, with fratertutvbaugh, and a walk was all pitcher and independent first round matchesKoenig allowed the Beta Theta Pi | in single.^ to be completed by Tue/-aggregation Mhen Phi Sigma Delta day and in doubles by Friday of nextshut them out 9 to 0. Five walks and - week, according to James' Melville,consistent hitting after the first inn- ‘ sophomore manager. ’ing were the secret of the Phi Sigs’t More than 300 players have en-■"■uccess. I leied the annual competition Regis-Fourteen runs in the fir^t inning tration for the dormitory divisionfrom Glomset- tossing for Kappa "ill be open for the remainder ofSigma, marked the outstanding event, this week.of the Phi Kappa Sigma-Kappa Sig- [ The tournament is being playedma contest. The Phi Sigs ran (on the elimination plan. Conte-tantsthrough their batting order one man "ho do not play their matches in theless than twice in the initial inning specifietl time limit w’ill be automat-slaughter, and every player on the ‘ ically dropped from the tournament,squad had a chance to cross home When the divisional championship;,plate at least once. have been decided, there will be aGoodnow replaced Glom^et in the play-oflf to determine the Universitysecond inning and held the enemy to champions in both singles andonly two more runs, fanning .six. doubles.Games Today3:15—Disciples vs. HitchcockMagglers vs. Barristers4;15—Chemists vs. ChicagoTheological SeminaryIndependents vs. BurtonCourtUpon request of a number of flu* }nts, wrestling coach S. K. Tor-1s will give a six-week courf* in Ind the art of self-defense. Classes will 'be held at 2:30 on Mondays, Wednes- 'day.<, and Friday.s, and will start next }week. [:|Mr. Tones will teach the gioup, LTpsiloathe elements of wnstling, boxing,jiu-jitsu, judo, and rough and tum¬ble fighting. Judo, a Japanese formof fighting, is similar to jiu-jitsu, butempha.sizes trick means of throwingand making the opponent helples.s* Oa Sigmarather than striking and maiming. hall leagueiLaird Takes Mound AgainstNaperville; Squad Triesfor Clean Slate Beta Tau defetted DellaPi Lambda Phi 'defeatedDelta Kappa Kpiiion, Ffci OammaDelta defeated Phi Beta Delta If, PhiSigma Delta defeated Beta Theta Pi,and' PM Kappa Sigma defeated Kap*in the intramural, ioft-s yesterday alternoon onT. McGimvray,"coach of .swdm- the field at 59th and Cottage Grove,and water polo, is also teach*, ^ Alpha Sigma Phi forfeited to Psinew cour^e this spring. This} Upsilon,life-saving, has been present- Livingston, pitching for the Zetaml time to time, and presents , Betes, fanned tivelve D. L’s, Help-its with an opportunity to pre-' ed by Kutuer’s .single, double, andfor life-savings tests and in-t triple in three times at hat, the51’.s examinations. ; ZRT’s beat Delta Upsilon 4 to 1.Taylor did his bit for D U when heO \\T A A ‘ started around the sacks on a w'alk10 Hoyt W I and wa*. batted in by teammatePublicity Chairman i ♦ v, r a iThe Deke team, handicapped byfrom Ihc havin* only 8 men oat to the PiLam s 12, gathered only four runsf from, their seven hits while their op-1f ponentf turned five of their eleven,hit^ into tallies. Mendelsohn handledmay rent roll-1 the hurling for the Pi Lambda Phi!or 2t5^ players, and third ba.senwin Eimmer-;man added his bit with a honie runbringing in SobenJeer.A home run by LtBoy itarted Phi 1;Gamma Delta off to win over Phi i;Beta Delta II 11 to S, Seyett errorS: I-on the part of the PM B, D.^s al-i^lowed as aiany Phi Gamma Deltas to;;The Maroon baseball team will world will know just bowseek its third straight victory these tennis neophytes w’hothe season this afternoon against {North Central college on Greenwood >field. Last Saturday the Chicago' ^ dog-and-dog conte^tteam drew an 8 to 3 decision from I year’s captain, Trevor W'eiss,North Central at Naperville, and i ^Dempts to stop Max Davidson, cap-Tuesday it defeated Lake Forest! year, m his mad lunges atin an 11-5 fiasco on the local dia- 'Teiss could not be reach-mond. i ed last night but -his trainers ex-The Naperville outfit put up a P^'^ssed the opinion that he was ingood game on Saturday, and is ex- fettle to beat the Big Ten sin-pected to do so again this afternoon. 1 champ in their meeting tomor-Saturday’s game, as contrasted with Ithe affair Tuesday, was a clean-cut' Coach Stagg will battle Norbertball game all the way. Bus Yedor did Burgess in the feature bout of thethe hurling for the Maroons, allow- determine hovr well the form¬ing only four hit.-. cr’s teaching;, have “taken” on theConnor Laird is slated to pitch J'^ung Oak Park netman.this afternoon for the Chicago team. W'ally Hebert, that long, lanky ladHe Will probably be opposed by the way back, is out with blood insame moundsmen who worked in the swears that he is goingprevious game, Wendland, a left- ^how this fellow Ell Pattersonhander, started for North Central, ^hat he can .still wield a mean racket,displaying plenty of speed and a i The other events on the card art- In an y..an.ROuncememtWomen’s Athletic Atsoeiation bow.!,Louise Hoyt was named publicitychairman for the coming year.Roller-skating fansUmbeck vs. Hamburger. er-skates for 15 cents a day,The contest is open to the public cents a week-end from Mrs. Bond inand the management invites all those the locker loom of Ida Noye.s hall,interested to attend the battle of the { A tuition receipt must be presentedcentury. As an added inducement' before the skates can be rented. New*Coach Stagg announces that those fiber <kat€A will be available soon forpresent will not be asked to show use of both men and women m thetuition receipts. gjmnasium. LUNCHES AT A DISCOUNTCome iti and get acquainted with our store manager, Mr. Dreschlerhow you can get lunches at a discount.STINEWAY DRUG STORE57ih af Kenwood“THE STUDENTS’ DRUG STORE"To distressT!?®liI bring comfortI give you the mildest smoke, the best-tastingsmoke. You wonder what makes me differ¬ent. For one thing, it’s center leaves. I spurnthe little, sticky, top leaves... so bitter to thetaste. I scorn the coarse bottom leaves, soharsh and unappetizing. I do not irritate yourthroat. I bring comfort. I am the best of friends. Saturd*V^J^ PAHA^rVCbj^yiisUt Tlie Au^ikaii lultKcw CuuivMy. IINCWAYF~r‘w*-**w— »«—